Latest / The Hack Box / Hate Take #4: Just Don’t Post Your Kid (EP 118 Bonus)
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- Brev: very, very, very small chance. But zero. JRD: Explain the danger, bruv. Explain the danger. I posted a picture of my baby. Don: That's what I'm saying. I wanna know what the JRD: Explain the danger. Go. Don: I can I get something off my chest, bro? JRD: Yeah. MAS: Yes. Don: I've been thinking about this a long time, and I think a lot of people actually share this opinion with me, bro. But I just really don't get it. I hate when people go on social media and they post their child and they have a big ass emoji over the child's face. I absolutely hate it, and I don't know why that mess infuriates me every single time I see that shit. Because a couple reasons. One, no one's forcing you to post your child. No one's no one's sitting there waiting, I can't wait to see this person's child. If they are doing that, that means they they will see the child in person. Because if you know someone's pregnant and that's your family or best friend or whatever, you're gonna see the child in person. If you if you just know of them, you're not worried about their child, especially what their child looks like, until you see them. But if you're gonna post your child on the internet, what is the worst thing that can happen with a stranger seeing your child's face? Mind you, newborns all look exactly the same with different skin colors. All the newborns look the same. So what is a stranger gonna do with your baby's face to the point where you have to cover their face up so no one else can see it? And then if you're posting on your own social media, why are you afraid to show people what your baby looks like if it's your followers? Nine times out of ten, these people are also private accounts. So if you're letting people follow you that you don't trust to see your kid's face over a story that's gonna last for 24 hours, I got one suggestion for you. Just don't post your child. JRD: I agree. MAS: You had me Hey, hold up. Brev: I agree with half of that. MAS: Exactly no. You had me up until that last ten seconds. Or no no, I'm saying opposite. You didn't Brev: Yeah. The middle part. MAS: have me and then those last ten seconds I a hundred percent agree with. Brev: Yeah. MAS: If you have a private JRD: Yeah. MAS: account and you're still blocking your kids, you're dumb as hell. But anyone who has a open like if you have a a social media Don: Number tell is crazy. MAS: content creator, no. JRD: No. I agree with JD one hundred percent. Like it's Don: Hundred percent. JRD: it's it's so dumb. I'm gonna do this a further it's like why would you post a baby if you don't want MAS: No, even a content creator? An open account? An open Don: Okay. JRD: people to see? Brev: And no, I agree with that part. I'd like if you if you don't want why even post. But but to say that there's no danger in social media, that's Don: Why what are you teasing us? Nobody cares. MAS: Dude, the baby if if no look my no no hold on. If you if you are a content JRD: What do you think that's for? What do you think that's for? Brev: what I don't agree with. JRD: And and who's gonna memorize the baby singing one time? No, but think about it, bro. If it's the baby MAS: Right. my goodness. You don't get it. Brev: You never know, bro. Don: Well are you gonna brev, no time out. Rev, brev, brev, brev, brev, explain to me what the worst possible human being in the world can do with your newborn baby's face. I don't care if you're the most famous person in the world. What can they possibly do to MAS: Isn't it obvious? Don: that face? Explain to me. I'm I'm I'm Brev: Obvious, yeah, JRD: don't polish Don: bro. JRD: your baby at all. Brev: Exactly. And I agree with that part. If you don't Yeah. MAS: Okay, I agree. But Don: That's the twenty twenties. JRD: And that's what JD was saying. If you're not gonna post him, don't post them. The emojis shit's picking wrong. MAS: Look, bruh, listen, Brev: Exactly. And I agree with that part. That's what MAS: hold on, listen. Can you hold Brev: I said. I agree with that part. MAS: on? Listen. These content creators have followers that they are interested in their life. So they have their open account for people Brev: Yeah. Stalkers. MAS: to see. So that's what I'm saying. We're gonna argue, I'm gonna argue is then make your freaking account private and stop trying to be a social media if you don't want everyone to see your whole entire life. I that's how I feel. But if they have an open account and then they're like doing content creation and they block out their kids' face, it a hundred percent makes sense. Don: But guess JRD: Wow. Don: what? I'm not really I'm really when I say the statement, I'm not talking about content creators. Brev: Yeah. But regular regular people can have stalkers too, MAS: Because anyone can see that and do whatever JRD: No, Brev: bruh. MAS: what they want with it. JRD: I have a question I have a question for you. If you're blogging a baby's Don: I'm not talking about complicators. JRD: face, what are you giving to your audience? Wouldn't that make your audience mad? If I wanna know about your life and you post it but Don: I have a baby. You can't see his face though. JRD: it says I'm like what the fuck? I can't even see the baby, I will be outraged. Don: I say don't post it. And one I'm I'm mainly I'm mainly talking JRD: If I care that much and you lose that cover's face MAS: I I feel you. I g I get that. Don: about normal civilian people that do it. I don't often see celebrities do it. I don't often see celebrities do it. Celebrities JRD: Exactly. Brev: I get it. I know. MAS: Okay, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We all agree with that. Alright, we agree with that. JRD: I know. Don: usually don't post their children on the internet at all. Brev: Yeah. JRD: 'Cause that's smart and and you know what I also have a question about? Don: But they don't want the people to see it. But normal people? What? MAS: Best celebrities don't. JRD: when people I remember I was talking to s my friend was selling a car and he posted and he blocked his license plate and I was like, Why do you do that? He was like, Because blah blah blah I'm like but so i if they come Don: That shit's annoying as well. JRD: and they go look at the car and they take a picture of the license plate, what's the fucking difference? They gotta come to you, right? Don: What's the difference, bro? JRD: He goes, Nah, but it's different. How? He can post it online and then the same people that would have saw your post a screenshot it, he can do the same thing. When you're driving around, Don: What am I gonna do with your license plate? JRD: I gotta take a picture of your license plate. Don: What am I gonna do with your license plate? I'm gonna come rob you 'cause I know where your car is, JRD: Yeah, what did they do with it? everyone's Brev: I feel yeah. JRD: had a criminal mastermind. Brev: But there's this people who are like Don: Yeah. No one cares. Brev: I I don't I feel like none of us I know I don't post my license plate on I don't even post where I live, pictures of it Don: That's fine. Brev: on my like w of outside JRD: Remember if you're selling your car. Brev: the outside building, you know what I mean? Like exact my exact location of where I live. I don't post that on social media. I don't think any of you do. But JRD: Yeah. Mm-hmm. No. Brev: I'm saying like what I was agreeing with is yes, if you don't if you're so worried about your child and you that you have to block their face on the photo, just don't post it at all. but the to say that there's no danger in social media of put posting your child on there is I I MAS: Outrageous. Brev: think that's wrong because like you know, regular Joe regular Joe Schmo and Sally Joe will have stalkers, bro. You might have someone out there that JRD: No, he's not saying that. Did you did you listen to JD's words? Did you MAS: Exactly. JRD: listen to JD's words? MAS: He's not ca he's not who said he was countering exactly what J D said? He's just speaking his mind. Let him speak his mind. Brev: So I'm just saying that to say that there's no risk is you can't say that there's no risk because there is, there always is in social JRD: Who's saying there's no risk? Brev: media. I think in social media there always is a risk when you're posting anything. So if you have say someone just has JRD: That's why you said don't post it at all. Brev: someone that's just obsessed with their life, brother, it might be like, shit, I want, I want their life. they might be psycho, brother. I I want their life, so I want their baby. You know what I mean? I'm gonna. Yeah, it could Don: I want your baby's face, so I'm gonna I'm gonna memorize what your baby's face looks like and I'm gonna use it against you somehow, some way out. Brev: be used anything. Don: Your baby's face is in my my mental capacity. I screenshotted it. Now I'm gonna use it against you somehow in the future. JRD: Okay, I almost say is Josh Allen Josh Allen Josh MAS: Chances are so small. Brev: I'm not saying it will be used against them in general. I could JRD: Allen just had a baby with what's her face? What's her name? MAS: Haley Steinfeld. Don: You're never gonna see it. JRD: Kelly Sign Phil. We've never seen a baby. Because it is a problem. That's intelligent. Yeah, 'cause that's intelligent. Don: Elma Ma LMA and Jason Tatum, we never seen our baby. Never Elma never showed their kids. Brev: Yeah, they don't wanna post it. That's what I'm saying. JRD: That's intelligent. We know you know what's dumb? Post your baby and block in his face because Don: I'm gonna post it with a screenshot. JRD: you can buy software MAS: They have JRD: and clear that shit up. It's twenty twenty six. Brev: And I agree, I'm saying I agree that if you post and you have it covered, there's no point in posting at all. Because JRD: Yes. Don: But but MAS: But some people look at Don: guess what? So JRD: And that's the main thing. MAS: their that's their life and that's and if especially if it's a baby, they can't just necessarily hand their baby off to someone. That's they take a picture high, blah blah blah, and then okay, yes, they don't have to post it. The fact of the matter is is if they want to take a picture with their kid and have that, but then also want to post it, but don't want their kids there's nothing like Josh over here saying, I want even if you're a fan of the family that you want to see the baby's face, okay, but you know what if you're really like I wanna see the baby's face, then I'm just like, Okay Right. Don: So get what can can you guys answer me this? So if it's a baby, can we all agree that babies have that baby, face for a short period of time, they have the same face for a month or two, and then two months later their face changes a little bit later? JRD: Most babies look alike. Keep with a stack with ya. Don: For the first three months, they all look alike. First three months, they just have different skin tones, different hair. But so whatever face that JRD: Yeah, okay Yeah. Yeah. Don: the person posted, that face is expired by the time someone can even get a hands it, bro. Babies faces change, bruh. They get older. They get bigger. What's the point? You don't want what you want? What what are you scared of? What are you scared of? JRD: What's the point? MAS: That no matter what no matter what if you Don: What are you scared of? They're gonna rob you with your baby's face? They're gonna get into your wallets and your secret security and everything? Cause they got your baby's face? MAS: No, I think that's the I that's that's not that's not what they're worried about. They're worried about they're worried about weirdos, bruh. They're worried about weirdos. JRD: Got it? Mm. Don: Yeah, they're gonna s they're gonna get to your iPhone with your baby's face? Bro. JRD: If you're worried about wordos, why post it in general? MAS: I agree with that, but I'm just talking about after Don: We're mais Brev: We agree with that for sure. JRD: Well what are you talking about then? MAS: the fact. We're talking about people who do post it. So we're talking about after the fact of posting it. JRD: You agree stupid and you're defending it, you say that makes sense. Isn't that stupid? Isn't that stupid? It's not doing anything. Don't you agree that stupid? Don: Stupid. It's stupid to post. It's stupid. MAS: No, I'm saying yes. Brev: No, I'll I my arguments that I agree with yes. You if you don't wanna show your baby then don't post at all. I'm just saying as a different argument to say that there's no danger in posting on social MAS: Yes. Brev: media. And I'm talking about in general. There is, bro. Exactly. Don: danger and everything you do in life. Everything we do in life is dangerous. You can step outside and get killed. JRD: Everything drying, eating MAS: But Brev: I feel you. Yes. Driving is the most technically the JRD: food, everything dangerous. Brev: most dangerous thing you could do. Yes. Don: And I guarantee you posting your child on the internet is not gonna be dangerous. Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous. I don't MAS: I'm not worried about dangerous. Don: that's what Brev just said. Brev just said it's dangerous. MAS: just saying b okay, he's not using the right word. I don't think he's necessarily Don: That's why I'm telling you right now. Dangerous is not the right word. Dangerous to post your newborn space on the internet. What is so dangerous about that? JRD: What is the mosque? Yes. MAS: J like I said, weirdos and frickin' pedophiles doing weird things to weird pictures. That's what I'm saying. That yeah, exactly. I agree. That's Don: But how's that dangerous to you when you're a billion miles away? They have no idea where you are. JRD: no, but can ask you a question? If you post your baby and you blur his face, is that gonna prevent the weirdos from doing what they wanna do? If they have the technology, so that's what so that's why it's dumb. So what's the point? What are you saying that it's what it's dumb? Brev: It's not. And I that's why I'm saying if we agreed with that point. We agreed. Exactly. We Don: But what is a Brev: agreed with that. Don: also, also, can we agree that this is a very JRD: What's the dumb man? Don: extreme? This is very extreme. What are the chances? Someone's only gonna be like, Jessica Alba's baby, I'm gonna start MAS: So slim. Don: my shit to her. Like what that's so extreme. That's what are the chances that's actually gonna happen, though, bro? That's what you're protecting your child from? That right there? That little chance JRD: It's very slow, so we don't know. MAS: It's slim. It's slim. But Brev: Seven billion people on the earth, bruh. Don: right there. And if it does happen, JRD: You're not gonna know about it. Don: her day, you won't know about it. The baby won't know about it. Your day will never. MAS: Yeah, it won't hurt you. Exactly. Yeah. Don: Never it's not dangerous. Dangerous is crazy. Brev: I get that. Listen, I get it. JRD: I think you're just saying something to say it. Like what you're saying, like w what do you mean? I don't get it. Brev: What do you mean? Don: Ha ha. MAS: He's saying it he's saying exactly what I'm saying. JRD: Yeah, g both you guys I don't think it is saying to to say it. like what MAS: No. I'm saying Brev: What? MAS: it because I actually believe that there's fucking weirdos out there. So a person who a person bruh, listen. Brev: Yes, Josh. What are you talking about, Josh? We agreed with we agreed JRD: We all know that that's common sense. Common sense. That's common. No, but that's common sense though. Brev: with the far with the JRD: No, but that's common sense. We know that's wordos. We're saying it's stupid because MAS: Right. JRD: doing that doesn't prevent anything. And you say they do it because it's wordos. We're saying that's stupid too. Brev: No, I that's n I never said that. I never said that. JRD: What what are you saying then? Don: What so brev, lay it out. Brev: I was talking in general about social media. Don: Okay. Brev: I I said I agree that if you don't want your baby posted and you're gonna block his face, don't post it at all. Yes, it's stupid. I'm saying, but to say that there is no danger is you can't say there's no zero danger, bro. You can't say that. You can't say zero. There's no, you can't say it. Don: Zero danger Zero JRD: Yeah. Don: Dam Zero danger in what? JRD: There's no no danger in anything in life. You can choke all the fucking food. Don: Wait, no. MAS: Bruh. my that's just the the analogies are unnecessary. Brev: Danger. So yeah. MAS: We're not gonna compare dangers, bruh. We're not gonna say that freaking holding a knife this Don: Danger. Do you know what danger means? JRD: You know what there's a MAS: close to your face is just as bad. But Yeah. But Brev: I'm just saying to say zero is pr preposterous. Zero though. We're Don: But what is the danger? Weirdo seeing JRD: What's this? Brev: saying Don: the picture? Brev: I'm not I I get it mo I get it. It's a very, very, very small chance. But zero. JRD: Explain the danger, bruv. Explain the danger. I posted a picture of my baby. Don: That's what I'm saying. I wanna know what the JRD: Explain the danger. Go. Don: What what's yeah, what's the danger there? we just wanna know. MAS: Okay, again. Brev: Like what JRD: Yeah, you guys MAS: Okay. JRD: brava called it. Brev: like say someone's just obsessed with your life. Now they're obsessed with your baby. Yeah. I know, I get it. We're talking about but regular people can have stalkers too, bruh. That's what I'm saying. Don: Mm-hmm. And we're talking about normal people. We're not talking about the freaking Beyonce. Talking about normal people. So what's the danger? Yeah, yes. Okay. So JRD: my god, if if they have stalkers, they're going to see that baby without social media. They're a fucking stalker. They're a fucking Don: Ha ha ha. Brev: Yeah, now you JRD: stalker. You're already in danger. You're a fucking stalker. Social media stalker? MAS: There's there's social media stalkers, bruh. There's social media stalkers. Don: the f a lurker? MAS: For sure. Don: What the hell is a lurker gonna do with a picture or your baby? Look at it? JRD: my god again and if the social media soccer's if you don't post your baby we said just don't do it you're saying My bad Exactly What are you talking about? You're saying extra words for no reason No you're Brev: What we agreed with it, Josh. What are you talking about? You're just saying shit to say shit. You're arguing to argue. We agreed Don: You're saying it's dangerous. Brev: with that part. We agreed with that part. Don: You're saying there's n there's there's no way there's zero danger in posting your child. There's the zero way in danger. I got JRD: You see it as nowhere to zero danger. Brev: Yes, that's what I'm saying. MAS: Listen, Don: something. MAS: can now Brev: Z MAS: can I have my turn? Listen. Like I said from the start, JD, the first fifty seconds of what he said, I was like, okay, I'm questioning it. Last ten seconds when he said a private account, that's when I hundred percent agree, okay? Anyone who has JRD: All right. MAS: a private account and you're accepting certain people and you're blocking your kid, that looks funny. Now a public pro a public Don: public private inscription MAS: profile Who is a content creator and they're posting their life for the people to follow who whether they love them, they want to support them, whatever the reason that they're following them, they're posting their kid. If I'm that person, I'm not posting my kid at all. And I'm not blocking out and if and if I have to, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to avoid it. And if I have to, for whatever reason, let's say it's an event and I I have my kid and that's the best picture that I have and I post my kid, I'm gonna block his face because Of the slim, very slim point z if you wanna call it that low, point zero zero one percent of of someone doing something, then I'll do it. JRD: All right. MAS: Because there are weirdos out there. JRD: I'ma say this, I'm gonna say this, I'ma say one thing and we're gonna move on. If you're at an event, you can't control what pictures of your baby that's taken. Cause you're at a fucking event and now we're done. Yeah, we're done, that's it. They're done. You're not in control. Don: Yeah. A public event and you're a content creator. that's crazy. Brev: Yeah, no, I get it for normal people. If you if you're really that worried, JRD: Yeah. So the brother's gonna do how you really feel. Brev: if you're really that worried about as a normal MAS: Exactly. Brev: I'm not talking about content creators, I get it. If you're really not that worried, either don't post or go to a private account. I get it. Or go to a private account and then yeah. JRD: Okay, yes, you y you yes, you're right. Alright, Brav, how you really feel? Revivally food. Don: Yeah, don't say that danger. Don't say that danger shit again. Brev: Nah, nah nah. Nah, nah nah, nah, nah nah, nah, nah.