Latest / Privycast / Ep. 18 Pranks for the Privy
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- 0:00If you pee in it, like it's fine.
- 0:03It's gonna stink if it sits too long, but like it's gonna run down eventually.
- 0:07But if you poop in this noise, it's gonna chill up top and begin to do what Dookie does and that is be stinky.
- 0:22Welcome back to Privy.
- 0:24Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded in a bathroom.
- 0:30I'm Hunter Hoover and I love bathrooms.
- 0:33ah It's spring break.
- 0:37If you're hearing this, you are right at the end of spring break.
- 0:43So congratulations, you've made it.
- 0:45ah This year definitely feels different than last year.
- 0:49Last year there was a lot of...
- 0:52What's this COVID thing gonna do?
- 0:53And this year there's a lot of, you know what?
- 0:56I think I know what this COVID thing is gonna do now.
- 1:01enough of that.
- 1:02You know what comes after spring break?
- 1:05Actually, it just depends where spring break falls.
- 1:07So there's no controlling that.
- 1:10But.
- 1:12April Fool's Day.
- 1:13April 1st is a completely made up holiday where punks and ne'er do wells go out and they play tricks on their parents and their friends.
- 1:23And this is what I'd say.
- 1:25uh This week we're talking about bathroom pranks.
- 1:29ah So happy April Fool's Day.
- 1:32And you can treat this as either what to look out for or it could give you ideas for
- 1:41things that you could do to terrorize the people that you know and love.
- 1:49yeah, tricks and gags.
- 1:51And I would just remind you that if you are going to pull pranks that you need to do things that are one, intelligent, two, not harmful to people, don't do that, don't do
- 2:03stuff that does damage or bodily harm or things like that.
- 2:08That's no good.
- 2:09Also,
- 2:11Just be aware that when you begin doing a prank, you are probably entering into a ongoing social contract wherein you will receive a prank in return at some point in the near
- 2:25future.
- 2:26So just be ready for that.
- 2:29Know what you're getting yourself into and be okay with it.
- 2:33So for some folks on April Fool's Day, they simply can't
- 2:39wait long enough to just roast somebody they love.
- 2:42And you know, know these people where they just like, they're always looking for a way to, yeah, just get you.
- 2:50And I think I did that for sure.
- 2:57When I was a kid, in my brain, particularly those middle school years where there was a little more punkishness involved, I definitely think that I was one of these people that
- 3:09just loved to pull a prank.
- 3:12And so if you are that person, this week will serve to give you maybe some ideas to work with in the bathroom areas of your life and pranking.
- 3:24If you are not that person,
- 3:28or if you are regularly terrorized by one of these type of people, this is what I'd say.
- 3:34This week is giving you knowledge and information to be on guard against such things.
- 3:40And as GI Joe says, knowing is half the battle.
- 3:45The other half is implementing that knowledge so as to guard yourself against the awful pranks that could be coming your way during this time of year or all times of year.
- 3:57But
- 3:58For some reason, April Fool's Day is something that gets brought up.
- 4:01I don't think it's something that people actually do, but whatever.
- 4:05When it comes to bathroom pranks, there's only a few different types.
- 4:14And the two main types are the categories gross out pranks, which I bet you can't guess what's going to happen there.
- 4:22Somebody is going to do something weird or heinous in order to get you that.
- 4:27Eww, face and feeling.
- 4:30Gross out pranks.
- 4:32You know them, you love them.
- 4:34Gross out pranks.
- 4:35The other are...
- 4:39what I like to call scare the life out of you pranks.
- 4:42And these are pranks that are designed to do exactly what the thing says.
- 4:46Scare the pants off of you, which is good, because you're in a bathroom.
- 4:50And when you're scared that bad, you might be nearby a facility that you need to use.
- 4:56So first we're going to look at some honorable mentions on the uh gross out.
- 5:03Yeah.
- 5:03So a few honorable mentions.
- 5:05The first are spiders in the toilet bowl.
- 5:07You buy these little like plastic spiders and you can put literally anything that a person's afraid of.
- 5:16Cockroaches work real well.
- 5:18You can even throw a little rubber snake down in there.
- 5:20You know, it'll do the trick.
- 5:21But.
- 5:25Yeah, this is self-explanatory.
- 5:28You put something that the person is afraid of in the toilet bowl or on the toilet seat or around the toilet area so that way when they get ready to approach and do their thing,
- 5:37they are met with this disaster thing and they, and they freak out and they do that.
- 5:45The next honorable mention is the practice my art on the toilet paper prank.
- 5:48So essentially you take what you did in the previous prank and you pull it over to the toilet paper.
- 5:55you draw a spider or a cockroach or whatever you need to draw on the toilet paper in order to get a rise out of the person who's gonna go in.
- 6:08And if you're really good, I recommend drawing it like a few sheets down so that way as they unroll it pops up and then you get more of like a scare factor on the deal.
- 6:21This is an upgrade from the previous one.
- 6:25But yeah, the next is what I call, spent money for a toilet seat that scares you and I probably will get to use it one time prank.
- 6:34So you can go online or into some of these like gag shops and you can find things that you can put in or on or around your toilet.
- 6:48to make it look like a dookie monster or like a whole bunch of spiders or something that is going to pop up or pop out or be there when you open the toilet seat.
- 6:58And so, ah you know, what's going on here is pretty self-explanatory.
- 7:03You are purchasing an item.
- 7:05And as noted, I don't know how many uses you're going to get out this unless you live with a few people.
- 7:11But like, you know, say you spend 20 bucks on one of these and you set it up and
- 7:17homey Attenborough, let's call him Donna.
- 7:20Donna rolls in, she lifts the seat, she gets the hoogity boogity scared out of her, and she screams.
- 7:27Everyone who is in the home at that time is going to hear that scream.
- 7:30It's gonna be like, hey, what's Donna doing?
- 7:32She's scared, I wonder what Donna's scared about in the bathroom.
- 7:35Maybe the next time I go in the bathroom, I will be on guard against whatever the hoogity boogity was that scared her.
- 7:42So.
- 7:43If you are a person who's looking to purchase one of these items, just know that you might not get a lot of resale or replay value and that's fine.
- 7:50Just be okay with that.
- 7:51Like you might not get to use this more than one or two times and that's okay.
- 7:56A couple more from the scare you silly is this next one is called creepy thing placed in my shower or creepy thing placed so they see it in the mirror.
- 8:08And this one's pretty self-explanatory, you know, you get some sort of weird cardboard cutout of something that the person's afraid of.
- 8:14I would argue it doesn't even have to be something that the person's afraid of.
- 8:18You could do any human-shaped cutout and if you situate it right to where that person is only going to see it when they are getting ready to wash their hands or like pull the
- 8:33shower open and it's standing there like
- 8:36It doesn't have to be like Sasquatch or the Boogeyman standing there.
- 8:41You can just stick like Nicolas Cage or Black Widow or whoever.
- 8:48It doesn't really matter.
- 8:49The presence of a person and a person's shape and figure where you did not expect one, that's gonna do the trick.
- 8:59The other one is to situate this.
- 9:00It's the same thing, but you situate it so that way they don't see it.
- 9:04until they like go to wash their hands and they look up and it looks like there's somebody behind them.
- 9:11You can do this the same way, but like do it on the back of the bathroom door so that way, you know, they come in, they shut the door and like my current situation when I'm sitting
- 9:24on my sweet old throne here, ah I'm looking directly at the back of my bathroom door.
- 9:33And so
- 9:34You know, if I was to situate something to where it was sitting there to where when I shut the door, it was staring at me and I didn't pay attention, I guess you could scare
- 9:44somebody with the back of the bathroom door.
- 9:46You could probably get away with that.
- 9:47ah So that's another one.
- 9:50The next one is an honorable mention only because the amount of rigging that you have to do to make this guy happen is considerable.
- 10:00And so it's not very practical.
- 10:02And so it doesn't get into the like,
- 10:05cool, you should try this prank zone.
- 10:09So it's called the blow horn under your blow hole.
- 10:12And essentially you rig up a blow horn with duct tape and other stuff so that way when a person sits down on the toilet seat, it honks them and it scares the crap out of them and
- 10:25hopefully they're already in place for that to be a beneficial thing.
- 10:28But it's scary and
- 10:33Some glory spots, glory spots, for bathroom scare pranks include modified put something where it scares you.
- 10:41Again, this is the back of the door where you really, really think about your placement, more so than just sticking it where you would expect.
- 10:51And like, this is gonna get a bigger scare and hopefully it's something that you can move around the room to make the life of the prank last a little bit longer.
- 11:03The next must try for scare city pranks comes with a big time disclaimer.
- 11:12You probably won't ruin your toilet list doing this, but if you do ruin your toilet, be prepared to replace the toilet.
- 11:22So in other words, do this at home if at all.
- 11:27I would suggest not at all.
- 11:29This one is called poop goes the weasel.
- 11:32You know those throw down fire poppers that you just throw them in like friction makes them go pop.
- 11:39Well, and you know, if you lived in my neighborhood, you always had the dug kid that's like, I'm going to stick it in your shoe or I'm going to throw it at you or whatever and
- 11:48may try to make it pop on you.
- 11:50Trolls.
- 11:52That's not cool.
- 11:53Don't do that.
- 11:53But you put a couple of these throw down poppers under the contact points of the toilet seat where the contact point meets the bowl.
- 12:02When a person sits down, you get that pop, pop, pop.
- 12:07if you're not expecting that in the realm of your pooping area, it's gonna stand out to you.
- 12:16That's all I'm gonna say.
- 12:19Yeah, if you're not expecting it, it's gonna get you.
- 12:24It's like a Whoopi Cushion meets explosives, I guess.
- 12:28From here, we're going to move into the gross out zone.
- 12:31Some of these are gross because they are crass, and some of them are gross because of the end result they produce.
- 12:38For honorable mentions in this gross out zone, there's the litany of just gag disgusting items.
- 12:46And what I mean by this are your fake poops, your fake vomit, your semi-translucent piece of rubber to make look like fake urine.
- 12:54You can get spray that smells like farts, fake yeast famine hygiene products, fake dookie diaper.
- 12:59The list goes on for some time.
- 13:01Like if your body produces it and it's yucky for other people to come in contact with, somebody has probably made a fake version and sold it on the internet.
- 13:11These aren't good because they're not cost effective to the result they produce, in my opinion.
- 13:18If you want to send somebody one of these as like a gag Christmas gift, that's totally fine.
- 13:23But like, don't be just rolling around with like rubber dookie in your pocket just to see if you can get a rise out of the people.
- 13:30yeah, don't do it.
- 13:34I will note that they also sell something called no tear toilet paper.
- 13:38I've never heard of this.
- 13:39I've only seen it on the internet, but that could be funny.
- 13:43Like the frustration of your toilet paper not tearing right or not tearing at all.
- 13:47Like that could be a good gag.
- 13:49However, if you can't rip the toilet paper, that makes me think that like you're gonna pull a whole bunch off and then you're gonna try to wipe with that noise.
- 14:01And if it's
- 14:03got a situation enough to where it's hard to tear, then it's probably not gonna flush well.
- 14:09So you're probably looking at maybe some toilet damage.
- 14:12Yeah.
- 14:13Another disgust though is called the Saran Wrap Disaster.
- 14:17Now, this is in the honorable mentions category because while this prank is it works for a wee or a do, if you wee on this prank, like if you set this prank up,
- 14:31And the person who is getting ready to go bathroom does a liquid bathroom, which is code word for going urine, which is code word for peeing.
- 14:44which is, nevermind, um it hits that saran wrap.
- 14:48So I didn't describe the prank.
- 14:50You spread saran wrap over the surface of the bowl.
- 14:53So that way, hopefully if you've done it right, they lift the thing.
- 14:56You can't see, because saran wrap's clear.
- 14:59And they do their business onto the saran wrap.
- 15:04And yeah, you do your business onto the saran wrap.
- 15:08And the goal of this is for it to kind of like hit weird and.
- 15:13But if you're peeing and you pee on to stretch Saran Wrap, that is where you are supposed to be peeing, it's gonna splash and go everywhere and nobody wants that.
- 15:21And the puddles do all the things that no person ever wants pee to do, to go outside the toilet.
- 15:26So, be ready to clean up this prank because it could get filthy, but with two T's, but if it's a do, which is code, nevermind.
- 15:36uh It's pre-choice because if you can get the Saran Wrap to stay, it's going to be in the, it's gonna,
- 15:42the sensation is going to be applied to the person's undercarriage.
- 15:45And that's code word for the poop is gonna touch your butt because the saran wrap won't let it go down.
- 15:51And if that's the case, that's awful, but like.
- 15:56I mean, that would be very unpleasant, but it's also like you're in the room of the house where you're going to deal with that.
- 16:02So it's like, it's not the worst thing.
- 16:04This is what I'd say though.
- 16:05You can't flush Saran Wrap.
- 16:07So if you do this prank, like you have to like retroactively try to stop somebody from flushing their toilet, which is kind of the log line for a lot of these pranks is like, if
- 16:20you stick rubber snakes or plastic spiders or whatever in your toilet to scare somebody,
- 16:25And then they decided that you can't let them flush that.
- 16:29So a lot of these pranks allow like they require you.
- 16:35to like get in there and shout out like, hey, no, please don't flush, I will deal with it, like, no.
- 16:39Which you don't wanna deal with that because if it's actually their stuff, you just don't wanna deal with it.
- 16:47Another internet prank that gets stuck in honorable mentions is essentially what I would call the toilet bowl science project.
- 16:53you rig up, and this one's again, honorable mention because it's a long walk to the store.
- 16:59You rig up a toilet bowl with a bunch of vinegar in the top and,
- 17:04you put a whole bunch of baking soda in the tank of the toilet so that when they flush, it overflows the bowl and it is likely to contain a lot of what they just deposited.
- 17:13Again, there is a cleanup factor.
- 17:17unless you want to be cleaning up some whack noise, don't do these ones.
- 17:20There are better pranks to scare or disgust your friends with or yeah, just watch out.
- 17:27Check the bowl before you go.
- 17:30Foolproof.
- 17:31I will say
- 17:33I'm not convinced this prank will work.
- 17:35Like I say a couple spots where they're said to roll a big roll of TP and shove it in the S bend of the toilet to stop it from going down right away.
- 17:44But yeah, if this works, you will have a dookie volcano.
- 17:48If it doesn't work, you will have a somewhat cleaner toilet.
- 17:52That's cool.
- 17:53Some gross out classics include expo brown streaks in the toilet.
- 17:56You grab the expo marker.
- 17:58You just like unroll a little bit and you just make like brown streaks on the toilet and you roll it back up.
- 18:02And then the person thinks they've got like pre-dukey toilet paper when they go to wipe their bum.
- 18:07Got you sheet.
- 18:09Classic prank.
- 18:10Next is the greased bum.
- 18:12You spread some Vaseline on the toilet seat.
- 18:14Middle school fodder, but man it's unpleasant.
- 18:17This also unlocks the Vaseline on fill in the blank handle, corridor handle, faucet handle.
- 18:23Put Vaseline on stuff, people will get annoyed with you.
- 18:27Another classic is the upper deckard.
- 18:30And
- 18:30I had it pointed out to me by a friend last week, I was chatting about the podcast, and he was telling me that to them, the upper decker is when you spread ham and you like balance
- 18:38on top of the bathroom stall and you try to like from six feet plop a turd into the toilet.
- 18:47Let me set the record straight, that's not an upper decker.
- 18:50An upper decker is when you remove that like thing from the top of your toilet and you just shoot poo in there.
- 18:58m
- 19:00bad.
- 19:02If you pee in it, like it's fine.
- 19:04It's gonna stink if it sits too long, but like it's gonna run down eventually.
- 19:08But if you poop in this noise, it's gonna chill up top and begin to do what Dookie does and that is be stinky.
- 19:17So you have two options.
- 19:18If somebody does an upper decker to you, you have to remove it or lesson learned.
- 19:23If you perform one of these and somebody catches you and then like makes you deal with it, which they should, um
- 19:30You have two options, remove it the old fashioned way, is rubber gloves, snap, get the hand in there.
- 19:36ah Or wait until it breaks down enough to pass naturally.
- 19:39I don't recommend this option.
- 19:41Cause if it's, if it's taking that long to break down naturally, it's going to produce some weird stink.
- 19:48An upper decker is cold blooded and you can kind of opt out.
- 19:55Like if you don't want a brown into somebody's top deck,
- 19:59You can take a big mess of Swiss Miss hot cocoa mix and I'll tell you what, the smell won't be a problem and you might have a sugar problem, but like it looks real bad.
- 20:11It'll probably pass sooner.
- 20:13It'll have the same desired effect where it's like they flush and it's like brown is coming through and they'll look up there and it'll just look like a booty swamp of Swiss
- 20:22Miss and it's a swamp tank.
- 20:25Get rid of the upper decker.
- 20:28The next prank here is called Nutella disaster.
- 20:32And this one is choice.
- 20:33You scream for a TP reload.
- 20:36I have run out of sheet.
- 20:38I need sheet.
- 20:38And you call out to the outer realms of your bathroom domicile.
- 20:45And while they're getting it, you sneak a little bit of Nutella spread on your fingies.
- 20:52And you get just enough.
- 20:54And then when the person reaches the toilet paper,
- 20:56back into the bathroom, you, air quotes, accidentally smear Nutella on the back of their hand while you grab the toilet paper.
- 21:06Of course, they're gonna perceive this as poo poo and they're gonna be frustrated and it's a good prank.
- 21:14It's a safe prank.
- 21:15Nobody is hurt, it's Nutella, it is all about perception.
- 21:19And here's what I'll say, don't do this to strangers.
- 21:22There's like YouTube videos where people go out and they're like, ooh.
- 21:25I pooped on somebody's hand.
- 21:26First of all, if that's what you're doing on YouTube, uh, no, stop that.
- 21:32But do this with people you know.
- 21:34This is a funny one.
- 21:35People, you know, it's not funny with people you don't know because I would argue if, somebody like got upset enough to where like they got authorities or like acted on
- 21:45something because again, they, they perceived that you pooped on them or spread poop on them somehow.
- 21:53It doesn't matter if you actually didn't do it.
- 21:56Like you still have to deal with the consequences.
- 21:58There is such a thing as a prank going too far.
- 22:00And if you're being a jerk to people you don't know, it's gone too far.
- 22:03That's what I'm So the last bit of mention here is what I would call bathroom adjacent pranks.
- 22:09ah And these include the XLax disaster as featured in Dumb and Dumber.
- 22:15You feed a homie too much XLax laxative.
- 22:19They produce insane dookie.
- 22:21It is what it is.
- 22:22uh
- 22:23spray brown, head down.
- 22:27like a clown.
- 22:29The next is heinous, but it's very funny.
- 22:32If you have access to someone's undergarments, then you have access to what I would like to call the crotch bomb.
- 22:40In this, you can choose your material of choice.
- 22:43Itch powder, chili powder, icy hot, whatever.
- 22:47But the idea is, is you are going to wipe or spread some of that desired material on what I would like to call the zone.
- 22:57And the zone is that area where you would say in your brain, you know where I would least like to have any of those materials spread?
- 23:05I'm gonna spread that on this area of that person's clothing.
- 23:09Yeah, more on that in just a second.
- 23:11you can also put on, Icy Hot on someone's deodorant for a similar effect.
- 23:15You can replace people's soaps and suds for other things.
- 23:19Hair dye if you wanna take it too far.
- 23:21Strange liquids if you wanna keep it safe but weird.
- 23:24And now for...
- 23:27One new prank and two examples of how I've used these pranks, I take you to a special prank filled edition of Hunter's Anecdotes to keep you afloat.
- 23:54Couple of pranks here that we have pulled back in the day and I don't want to share too many because you know I want to spread out some Hunter's Anecdotes.
- 24:02But so this one's not really a bathroom prank but it's just like I thought about it earlier when we were talking about the uh Air Horn.
- 24:10I remember we were out on this youth trip.
- 24:12oh You know it's one of those things where it's like you're staying overnight you know guys are in one half girls in the other half and
- 24:19I just remember one of the guys had an air horn for some reason.
- 24:22I don't know why we had an air horn.
- 24:23I don't know why we're allowed to keep the air horn.
- 24:26Looking back and now having working with teenagers, I probably would have done more to police this air horn in some way.
- 24:35ah Which what happened was we in the middle of the night, like one or two in the morning, which you know you're staying up late when you got the situation, we grabbed some duct
- 24:45tape.
- 24:47We taped like the air horn horn thingy down.
- 24:49So that way it would not stop going off and like we did it just so that way we could tape it down and we threw it into the girls sleeping area where they were all asleep.
- 24:58You know again it's 2 in the morning and we just stand outside the room as there's just like mad scramble to figure out where this awful very loud terrible sound is coming from.
- 25:10We got in trouble is fine.
- 25:11The other the next prank is one again where I have delved delved into bathroom pranks and this is not one that I
- 25:20I necessarily was involved with myself, but man, I got to see the end result.
- 25:25So there's this kid in high school.
- 25:28We'll call him.
- 25:30Dereme and Dereme, you know, he is who he is.
- 25:34Like, he's a cool guy and people are like just razz in their friend.
- 25:37The way that I enter into the observation of this prank is Hunter is sitting in geometry class and as he's sitting in geometry class, uh our teacher is just doing his thing at the
- 25:48front of the room and
- 25:50You know, he's instructing and he's doing this thing and and and Dereme is like getting twitchy on the other side of the room, like just obviously discomforted.
- 26:00Obviously there's something going on and our teacher even calls him.
- 26:02I was like, hey, do you need to like step out and go to bathroom?
- 26:05He's like, no, no, I'm good.
- 26:07And I just remember these two dudes in the class just dying laughing because they're like, and it comes to find out like they had spread Icy Hot all over in his like
- 26:20I don't remember if it was his like jockstrap for sports or if it was his like underwear that he was currently wearing.
- 26:27But whatever it was, he had Icy Hot all over his ding ding and it was causing some problems in geometry class.
- 26:34And this kid was like incensed that this happened.
- 26:37It was a good laugh and it was funny.
- 26:39And it probably wasn't funny for him, but it was funny for everybody else in the room.
- 26:43So check your undergarments.
- 26:45PSA in the middle of hunter anecdotes here.
- 26:47Check your undergarments before you go throwing those things on, especially if you're like in a gym or around other people who are ne'er do wells.
- 26:53yeah, just check on that stuff.
- 26:56The last prank here, and this is not a real prank, but it comes to you by way of a hunter's anecdotes.
- 27:03And it is what I like to call the poop volcano.
- 27:06And the poop volcano is this, and you're gonna need a few buddies or much time.
- 27:11So first of all, I'd say if you care at all or have any respect for any custodial person in your life,
- 27:17you won't do this prank.
- 27:18If you do this prank, you're jerk to custodians and they would have every right to make you deal with this yourself.
- 27:24But essentially what the poop volcano is, is you and some friends poo into the toilet.
- 27:30You defecate and you don't flush and you leave it.
- 27:32You wipe, you leave it and then you do that over and over.
- 27:35You have another buddy, you tag in, you tag in, you tag in and you start to fill the toilet with brown.
- 27:42And you do this long enough to where you start to have to like squat on the toilet seat and like hover hover ham and like plop it to create a further volcano.
- 27:52And I just remember in high school some of the kids who were like underclassmen did this in our boys bathroom toilet and the dookie volcano as I remember it came up and out of the
- 28:04bowl to where like if you looked at a level line of the toilet bowl there would be just this little brown mound that was
- 28:11protruding up over that line of like level.
- 28:16I remember like somebody like said they did it and they made them clean this up and that was sweet prank justice.
- 28:22And it is another reminder from Hunter's Anecdotes that if you're gonna pull a bathroom prank you need to be ready to deal with the consequences and the cleanup of what that
- 28:32prank is going to have for you to deal with.
- 28:36It's just that simple.
- 28:37So this has been
- 28:41Another Hunter's Anecdotes to keep you afloats.
- 28:53As always, we probably missed some pranks and some prank classics.
- 28:58If you have bathroom pranks that you want to share, feel free to post those and use the hashtag privypranks.
- 29:06We would love to see those.
- 29:08Send us and we will try to keep you anonymous if you would like.
- 29:11We'd love to hear from you.
- 29:13But yeah, share your pranks.
- 29:14If you pull a bathroom prank this time of year, we'd love to see those.
- 29:19Those are fun.
- 29:19Make sure the person's cool.
- 29:21As always, we would love to hear from you.
- 29:23Connect with us on social media at privycast.
- 29:27You can email us feedback, suggestions, pictures, whatever you need to email us.
- 29:32We would love to hear from you as you build this community privycast at gmail.com.
- 29:37We'd like to thank Kevin McLeod for the use of Bar Room Ballet as our intro and outro music.
- 29:44You can find Kevin's music at incompetech.org and his music is licensed under copyright 4.0.
- 29:51Thanks, Kevin.
- 29:52We'd also like to thank
- 29:53Don't forget to flush.