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Dookie Nukem · The Dingo Weekly

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  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything.
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  Speaker 2: Tad knows everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Dingo is here too.
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  Speaker 4: They're here to make love to you.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Dingo Weekly Podcast. I'm your co-host, Robbie.
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  Speaker 3: That was an asshole dingo. Tad's here.
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  Speaker 1: We're all here.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, everyone.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to curse this early.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, I'll duck you that one. Just that one, though.
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  Speaker 3: Only because it was too early in the.
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  Speaker 1: Fine.
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  Speaker 5: It's all right.
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  Speaker 3: Future me, duck you that. You got it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 5: How was your week? Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: My weekend was crazy. Mine was crazier.
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  Speaker 1: I got a piano.
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  Speaker 3: What? That's my thing. You just stole my thing.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: It was so heavy.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 3: I also got a piano this weekend. I didn't get
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  Speaker 3: a piano.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to take my thing.
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  Speaker 3: You ruined my whole story. What was I supposed to
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  Speaker 3: say next? My whole shtick.
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  Speaker 5: Do you play the piano?
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  Speaker 3: I dabble. I took lessons as a kid way back when.
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  Speaker 3: It's mostly muscle memory at this point, but I can
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  Speaker 3: tickle the ivories, as they say, a little bit. So, no.
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  Speaker 3: I can. I can play a few things, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. No, nobody... I don't play it by ear.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like a pianist. Nobody that plays piano says
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  Speaker 3: tickle the ivories.
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  Speaker 5: They all say that.
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  Speaker 3: That's a saying. No, they don't. It's a saying.
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  Speaker 5: Can you play piano, man?
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't. I'm not that good. I can't
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  Speaker 3: just play whatever just by listening. I'm not that great.
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  Speaker 3: But piano is fun. Music is cool. I'd love for
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  Speaker 3: my kids to get into it. The piano is free.
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  Speaker 3: It was heavy as shit, though. It fell on my
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  Speaker 3: leg in transport, and that hurt.
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  Speaker 5: You moved it by yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Me and my wife. Two people? We got a U-Haul.
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  Speaker 5: Aren't you supposed to hire, like, piano movers?
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  Speaker 3: What is it, a Casio? I'm a piano mover.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you move it with two people?
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  Speaker 3: It's not a grand piano. It's one of those, like,
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  Speaker 3: wall kind of, you know, it's up against the wall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it stands up.
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  Speaker 1: That's still really fucking heavy.
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  Speaker 3: It's really fucking heavy. My whole body has been numb.
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  Speaker 3: I've just been jelly for the past couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: Did you keep it in tune when you moved it?
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  Speaker 3: No. I mean, it needs to be tuned to begin with.
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  Speaker 3: We got it from some old lady's house, and I
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  Speaker 3: think her friend was helping her move out of her
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  Speaker 3: house and was giving her stuff away on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: It's free? Yeah, free piano. We had to pay for
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  Speaker 3: a U-Haul. U-Haul is $ 40. Worth it? $ 40 for a piano.
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  Speaker 3: Not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Not bad.
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  Speaker 5: And a day of where you can turn around and
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  Speaker 5: sell that piano for like a thousand dollars per week.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, probably. And we got to tune it still, like
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  Speaker 3: I said, but it's it's a whole piano. It's like
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  Speaker 3: super legit. It's a whole one. It's a whole piano.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a piano. It's not like missing a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of keys or missing it. I mean, it's a fully
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  Speaker 3: functional piano. No outward issues with it. Pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Growing up, we got a piano for free, too. And
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  Speaker 1: it just sat in my house. And my parents kept
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  Speaker 1: paying for some guy to come tune it, like, every year. And, like,
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  Speaker 1: nobody played piano.
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  Speaker 3: Every year.
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  Speaker 1: Like, it just sat there. And it was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to tune the piano. And it's like, why?
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  Speaker 3: If you don't touch it, I don't think you need
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  Speaker 3: to tune it. Nobody touched the damn thing. I guess
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  Speaker 3: it did.
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  Speaker 1: I guess the strings are under tension.
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  Speaker 3: And it detunes itself.
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  Speaker 7: After a while i don't know yeah i just know
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  Speaker 7: the old guy kept showing up every year and i
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  Speaker 7: would watch him tune the piano and i'm like why
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  Speaker 7: is he here like nobody plays piano.
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  Speaker 5: We had a piano too we never had it tuned
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  Speaker 5: but i still i yell at my mom i'm like
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  Speaker 5: we had the piano the whole time like why didn't
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  Speaker 5: you ever just like force.
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  Speaker 1: Me into lessons i wish i was forced to like what.
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  Speaker 3: A skill We had a piano, and I requested lessons.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I want to know how this thing works.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like once you really learn piano, you can
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  Speaker 5: pick up any instrument.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, piano's cool. I think it's one of the coolest
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  Speaker 3: instruments out there. Piano and guitar are definitely probably top two.
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  Speaker 3: Drums is cool in its own way, but I feel
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  Speaker 3: like between piano and guitar, you're not going to find
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  Speaker 3: two cooler instruments.
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  Speaker 1: Piano's not cool.
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Growing up, if someone was like, you're going to take
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  Speaker 1: piano lessons, I'd be like, no, I'm not gay. And
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  Speaker 1: then as an adult, I'm like, why didn't you force me?
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  Speaker 1: I wish I knew how to play piano.
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  Speaker 5: Growing up, it's not cool.
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  Speaker 3: And I tried to explain that to my kids. The
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  Speaker 3: guy on the keyboard at a rock concert, too. The
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  Speaker 3: keyboardist guy is cool.
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  Speaker 1: You guys should take piano lessons. And they're like, gay.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I get it. But you're going
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  Speaker 1: to regret it.
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  Speaker 3: The coolest stuff on a piano like when you hear
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  Speaker 3: piano and see how intricate you can make it like
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  Speaker 3: piano is awesome oh.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get so many chicks dude it's.
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  Speaker 3: Not even about the chicks that's not what i mean
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  Speaker 3: and i don't mean like what do you mean by
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  Speaker 3: playing piano i mean piano itself is like really cool
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  Speaker 3: it's like the intricacy of what a piano is and
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  Speaker 3: how it works i think it's really cool and the
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  Speaker 3: music that it can make like that i think.
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  Speaker 1: It just it is what cool intricacy It's a little
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  Speaker 1: hammer that hits the string.
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  Speaker 3: 88 keys and they all make a different tone. It's
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  Speaker 3: not intricate. It's pretty intricate when you can hit 10
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  Speaker 3: keys at the same time or more and make all
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  Speaker 3: different sounds.
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  Speaker 1: And what do you mean it's not about chicks? It's literally,
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  Speaker 1: that's why you play an instrument.
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  Speaker 3: It's not why I play an instrument. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: about the music, man. I think piano makes some of
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  Speaker 3: the coolest music.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Purist.
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  Speaker 3: Purist. I love piano. You put a piano in the background.
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  Speaker 3: Don't act like you play now.
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  Speaker 1: You just said Tickle the Ivories a couple minutes ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever. People say that. It's been said. Fuck you.
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  Speaker 3: So what?
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  Speaker 5: Here's two songs. Now that you have a piano in
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  Speaker 5: your house, two songs you need to learn.
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  Speaker 3: Chopsticks.
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  Speaker 5: The Forrest Gump Suite.
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  Speaker 3: Forrest Gump Suite? Is that the entire soundtrack?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. The Forrest Gump. Got it.
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  Speaker 5: And the song from Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. It wasn't piano?
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  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't. But if you could play it on
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  Speaker 5: the piano.
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  Speaker 3: It's cool.
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  Speaker 5: It would be cool on the piano. It's going to
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  Speaker 5: get you laid.
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  Speaker 3: I used to be able to do the Star.
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  Speaker 5: Wars Imperial March. You're going to get to put another.
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  Speaker 3: Baby in your life. That's cool. The Rebel song is
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  Speaker 3: way cooler, though.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever, man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, piano's cool. Fuck you, so what? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I guess play guitar if you want to get laid.
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  Speaker 1: You can get laid with piano.
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  Speaker 3: Piano's cooler, in my opinion. I think it's coolest.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it's cooler, but.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. In my personal opinion, I think it's
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  Speaker 3: top two, maybe, if not top one, coolest instrument. In
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  Speaker 3: my personal opinion.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then why didn't you stick with it? I, you know, life.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of things. I stayed with it for a while.
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  Speaker 3: I took lessons for like seven years. I was really young, though.
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  Speaker 3: I started very young.
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  Speaker 1: You took lessons for seven years and you played the
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  Speaker 1: Imperial March? You didn't stick with it.
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  Speaker 3: I played some things. I played a lot of things.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: You can lie to us. Don't lie to yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I just wish I was a more motivated child.
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  Speaker 1: Don't we all?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Literally everyone listening to this right now was like, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could go back and do it differently.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Knowing what I know now, I would have done so
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  Speaker 3: much more. Just like tried harder in all of my endeavors. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I tried so hard at the wrong things.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not that I didn't try hard occasionally, but like I
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  Speaker 3: could have tried harder at certain things. Piano being one
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  Speaker 3: of them.
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  Speaker 5: I would have invested in Google.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, sure. If we know the future, of course.
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  Speaker 3: God damn it, Ted. Fuck you, Ted.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about time travel.
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  Speaker 3: Who's with the time travel?
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  Speaker 5: You just were talking about time travel.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just more like I wish I.
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  Speaker 5: With what I know now.
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  Speaker 3: It's more like I wish I was more motivated as
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  Speaker 3: a child.
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  Speaker 1: It's developing skills, not investing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's too butterfly effect-y to invest in.
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  Speaker 3: But if you motivate yourself, it's a little different. It's
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  Speaker 3: still a butterfly effect. I just wish it would have
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  Speaker 3: been cool to do things like that.
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  Speaker 1: It is, but it wouldn't change the world if I
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  Speaker 1: was better at piano.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. How do you know?
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  Speaker 1: If I invested everything into Google, shit would be sweet.
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  Speaker 1: For me.
• 9:45
  Speaker 5: You think you being a millionaire would change the world?
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: I'd be a fucking billionaire. And yes, it would.
• 9:51
  Speaker 5: You think you being a billionaire would change the world?
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I do weird shit with my money.
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  Speaker 5: What like have a weird island yeah maybe stay not
• 10:03
  Speaker 5: like weird like kids and stuff but it's just pretty
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: weird there'd be a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of very mature women running around naked on my island
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  Speaker 1: i'd go the full opposite it'd be grandma's yes just
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  Speaker 1: big meaty hangers swinging around Closing, not optional.
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  Speaker 3: It's not allowed. You know what? Grandpa's too. Why not?
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: Why not?
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  Speaker 8: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: No. Because I'm not into that. That's fair. It's all me.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: It's all for me.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: All for you. You and all those geriatric women. All
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: those gilfs. Gilfs.
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Like a mature woman. I'm feeling like a gilf myself.
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: My son had my eldest. My eldest daughter. Started kindergarten today.
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling old. Thank you. It's his first kid in
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: real school. Wait, what day is it? It's Monday. It's August.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: I know. I guess it's pretty early.
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  Speaker 1: When do you all start school?
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  Speaker 5: My kids start tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Mid-August.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Midwest sucks. We have weeks still.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always started in September back in Philly.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: It's September 2nd this year and everyone's like, it's so
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  Speaker 1: fucking early.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell? I know.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: It was always September. August feels early. When do you
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: guys get out?
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 11:23
  Speaker 6: June?
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Like end of June?
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  Speaker 6: No.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Mid-June. Early June.
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: So you have a shorter school year than we do?
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  Speaker 1: I guess so. And we're somehow smarter.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 5: That's debatable.
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  Speaker 3: Coastal elites, man. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. You get it. Listen,
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: I feel dumbed down since moving to the Midwest.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: I got to get back to the East coast. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Trust me. I got to get out of here. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what's going on. I hope my kids survive,
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: but yeah, started kindergarten. They're growing up so fast. It's crazy.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: It's very bittersweet. When the first one starts kindergarten, my
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: last one starting kindergarten soon.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: That's not bittersweet that I'm super excited. Let's start getting
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: them out of the house.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: Get them out of the house. Stop paying for daycare. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Except I get to start paying for more
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: daycare because I got younger ones. Yeah. Preschool.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: If only we had universal daycare.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be nice. What's up with that? Ask
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Mom Donnie.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: He's working on it. Well, you guys.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: Don't get that.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't he just implement it for like 20,000 people or something, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just $ 20, 000?
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: It's a small, it's a locale, but he's putting pressure
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: on the rest of the state, Governor Cathy.
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  Speaker 3: Why is it a state thing? Why isn't it just
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: a city thing? You need state funding?
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  Speaker 5: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly have not looked up the ins and outs
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  Speaker 1: of it because it does not apply to me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm outside of the jurisdiction. Yeah, that's fair. I wish
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  Speaker 3: I had a Mom Donnie fighting for my jurisdiction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for everyone that is getting it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm not a total piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds awesome. I just wish that it was
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  Speaker 3: more prevalent.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love statewide, but for everyone that's receiving it,
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  Speaker 1: good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Countrywide would be great.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you vote accordingly to the people that are
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  Speaker 1: helping you.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Vote for people who are helping you. People who say
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: they want to help you. And don't just listen to
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: people say, I want to help you. Ask them, what
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: do you want to do for me? How are you
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  Speaker 3: going to help me?
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: People would rather vote against themselves as long as it
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: hurts someone they hate.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: He's a socialist, and I've heard that's bad.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Do a follow-up question. What is a socialist? I don't
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  Speaker 3: have to answer that.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: communism that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Terminologies it doesn't matter what you call it i don't
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  Speaker 3: the labels it doesn't matter what are the policies what
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  Speaker 3: are you proposing what are you going to do for
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: us that's all that matters call a socialist a communist
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  Speaker 3: a far-right extremist i whatever you want to label whatever
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  Speaker 3: like what are the policies what are you proposing i
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  Speaker 3: don't care what you are just tell me what you
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  Speaker 3: are going to do.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's the issue people get labeled as a certain
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: thing and those are trigger words for other idiots.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. We've got to get rid of labels.
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  Speaker 5: We've talked about this before. People don't pay attention to anything.
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  Speaker 5: They just look for the letter next to their name
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  Speaker 5: and they vote.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sad.
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  Speaker 5: You're just in a tribe and you refuse to vote
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: outside of your tribe because you're an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of nuance to this and it's going
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  Speaker 1: to involve some research and reading and I know a
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: lot of you out there Aren't big fans of that.
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  Speaker 3: You already lost a lot of them at reading. It's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to put reading in my past as well,
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  Speaker 1: but damn it. As a patriot, you're going to have
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: to read.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Read a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Or listen to a podcast. From multiple sources. Not just
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: one source.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: You can listen to a podcast.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: That's like practically reading, right?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening to this one.
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  Speaker 3: Probably.
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  Speaker 5: Hopefully.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're hearing my words, you are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair. So we should tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: We just did. Vote for the people that are helping you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that hard of a concept.
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  Speaker 3: It's such an easy concept, but it doesn't come across
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  Speaker 3: to a lot of people. Apparently it's a hard concept.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Because of the reading.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Or not even. Just listen to someone on TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Just listen. Listen.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: We're on TikTok.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Critical thinking. I think you need to use thinking. It's
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: not reading or listening. It's thinking.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Just think a little bit.
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: It really is.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Critical thinking.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: A little bit of critical thinking can go a long way.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Also, hearing a contradictory idea and actually being like, you
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: know what? That's better than what I was thinking about.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Instead of just saying that's fake news.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: No, it's real.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: It's better than what you were thinking.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: That goes back to the point that Robbie has made
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: several times is that admitting you were wrong is a
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: very mature thing and it's very difficult for people.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: It's the most adult thing you could do. It's not easy.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I will admit that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: No, but it's mature. It's mature. It's a sign of maturity.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: My bad. I'm going to learn from this. I will
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: grow and move forward. admit you're wrong sometimes you're wrong
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I'm wrong all the time sometimes I'm wrong all the.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Time I'm never wrong and fuck you if you say
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I am oh wait that's the thing that we said
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: don't do that don't do that don't do that I
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: have some reflecting to do.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: I've never heard Trump say he's wrong ever never heard
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: him admit that like he made a mistake even just
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: a mistake no never not once never Very immature. Can't
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: take responsibility or fault for anything.
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: Ever.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: And it's very, very concerning, especially with these new reports.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if any of you tune into the
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Dingo Daily News Network at thedingodaily.com, but there is an
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: article today.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Two weeks ago.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was an article two weeks ago that said
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: that Marjorie Taylor Greene knows, she knows that the Trump
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: administration is discussing nuclear strikes on Iran. She doesn't say
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: how she knows it. And she's been ousted from the
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: inner circle, obviously for various reasons. And she's not toes
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: because of her toes. Yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The Ninja turtle feet.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: They're gross. They're grotesque.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: They're not a fan of feet, but I don't think
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: about them ever. But every time I see Marjorie Taylor green,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I just think about her feet. Ooh, They're just so mangled.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Anyway, go ahead. Sorry.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I just had to get that off my chest.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, basically that. She tweeted out saying
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: that she's got gnarled feet and that they're discussing using
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: nuclear weapons on Iran in strategy meetings. And she says that, yes,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: you read that correctly.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: It's real.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not speculating. I know. And it's pure evil. I
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: don't know how she knows. She's not saying how she knows,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: but she is urging against using it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: She definitely got added to a signal chat again by accident.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: She got added to a signal chat, right?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: That's exactly how everyone learns what's going on.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: That's so plausible. I hate how plausible that is.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: It really is.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: You could just throw out the dumbest idea and it's
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: still plausible.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody accidentally used AOL Instant Messenger and They meant to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: send it to someone else, but it went to Marjorie
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Taylor Greene.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing, though.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, they were sharing stuff with her previously. It'd
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: be funny if they left her on there.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: That's like mutually assured destruction, right? Like one nuke flies,
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: like a bunch of nukes fly, right? If we nuke Iran,
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: somebody's going to nuke Israel. Russia's going to nuke Ukraine.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: China's going to nuke Taiwan.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: There are several.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Nations just itching to pull the trigger on someone else.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: North Korea's going to nuke South Korea.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Chain reaction.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Chain reaction.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: End of the world scenario. One goes off, they all
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: go off.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Right? I mean, I've seen war games.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I have not. Anyone who is using a nuke has to,
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: at this point in the game, be ready to get nuked.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Like they have to be like, it's cool. If we go,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: as long as they go, that has to be their
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: mentality at this point. Because I mean, back, back when
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: nukes dropped for the first time in Hiroshima and Nagasaki,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: like people weren't all nuked up and now everyone's got nukes,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: all developed nations. Everyone's got nukes, especially the ones who
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: we don't want to have nukes. So, uh, one goes off,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: they all go off. It's, it's a different time. It's scary.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: It's scary to think about. And I mean, I, I
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: know that she doesn't really have access to the inner
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: circle anymore. Like I said, but like, I, I kind
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: of believe her.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: And I know she's a nutcase with Jewish space lasers
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: and all this. She said a lot of crazy things,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: but like, I, I don't know.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, she did hit the nail on
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the head of those lasers though.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Why, why lie about something like this? I don't know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like she knows something. I, I, I kind
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: of trust her on this one. I believe her not trust.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I kind of believe her on this one.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's very believable. He wanted to the Nuka
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: hurricane in his first term.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, there you go. They're talking about in
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: strategy meetings. He was talking about it in press conferences.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Like I always forget how stupid he is just because
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: he's the president. And then I just remember he's so
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: fucking dumb.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Oh, okay.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Forget the nuke. He wanted to Sharpie the hurricane out
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: of existence.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that almost worked. Oh my god, he's so dumb.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Sharpie Kate.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: And the people that love him are even dumber.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how you can support someone that dumb.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I hope one of you hears this. Fuck you, idiot.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: It's all very concerning. I absolutely believe that he's at least...
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: bringing up nukes he's like what about like what if we.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Did i'm sure he brings it up every every strategy
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: meeting he brings every.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Couple days he's like who can we nuke pretty often
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: that's probably why she knows because he probably constantly brings
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: it up she's like oh i know they're talking about
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: it because he's always talking about.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: It yeah i mean he probably wanted to do it
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: like right away at the beginning of this whole shit
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: show like let's just nuke him and that's how we
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: win fast Like, whatever.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, he did those... I can't remember what they
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: were called. But those bombs that... Kids. He did those kids. No,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: he dropped those bombs when he obliterated their nuclear sites
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: that one time. Oh, the bunker busters. The bunker busters, yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: And then said their nuclear program was eradicated.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: That was the strongest thing we have, right? Short of nukes.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: So he's probably thinking, oh, well, let's just use the
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: next best thing then, if that didn't do the trick. Right?
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, is there a middle ground between bunker busters
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: and nukes? Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to find the middle ground between their
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: nuclear capabilities were completely obliterated and all of a sudden
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: they have nukes again.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: They're two weeks away from a nuke.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was just like a few months later, too.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: It went like October till February. It's obliterated to, we
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: need to stop them from getting nukes. What do you mean?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Which is completely not how the development of nuclear weapons works,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: but whatever.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: It's crazy. It's been the talking point for like 40 years.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: They've been two weeks away from having a nuke for
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: 40 years.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: And the thing is- And meanwhile, the whole time they've
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: been saying, we don't have any interest in making nuclear weapons.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: We want- I mean, they do now.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: They probably are really interested. But the thing is, even
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: if they had a nuke, and I'm not saying I
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: want them to have a nuke, but I'm just saying
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: if they had one, again, it's mutually assured destruction. They
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: send one off, they're all getting fired off. So they
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: have to be in that mindset where we are willing
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: to die to kill. It's a suicide mission. If you're
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: sending one off, So, I mean, that's I do understand
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: that a lot of these terrorist organization types are with
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: the suicide bombers and they they're fine with that, with
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: sacrificing themselves. But this is like an entire nation that
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: has been around since before most nations like they've been
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: kicking around on Earth for thousands of years. I can't
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: imagine that they'd be willing to just end it all now.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine. This isn't about like sending some suicide
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: bombers in there. This is about everyone gone. So I
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: can't see it. I just don't see it happening.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Unless you have someone really stupid in charge of pushing
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: the buttons.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: On our side or their side. Cause we have that
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: on our side.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be stupid. It just has to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: be someone so malicious and evil that like.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: You'd have to be evil. I'm going to die. You'd
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: have to really be evil.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't care if I take everyone else with me.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think he's just so short-sighted that he
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: doesn't even.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Who? Trump. No, he's all of the things.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: He's stupid and evil and short-sighted.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And you don't know if you're talking about Trump
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: or the Ayatollah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: There's no shortage of reasons for him.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Ugh.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just, if he presses the button, America's gone.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: If Iran presses the button, Iran's gone. But I mean,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: so are so many other countries.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: What happened to the couple weeks where Trump was worried
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: about getting into heaven? We'd need to bring that back.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: They shot him up with something that made him feel
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: like he's not going to die anymore.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: God damn it.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: We got to bring him back down to earth.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: That was the one thing I was like, oh, the
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: dementia is kicking in. He's worried about getting into heaven.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: He might just be.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: A lame duck. The dementia didn't go away.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: No, but someone shifted it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Dementia's going strong.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: But whatever diagnosis he got that made him start thinking
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: that way, they pumped him with enough of whatever to
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: make him think that he's got some more years.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Those two weeks where he was Christian, we need to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: go back to that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I wonder what happened. I really wonder. He must have
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: gotten some sort of, like, questionable diagnosis or something. He
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: got a questionable diagnosis.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: He got, like, two weeks of heart failure, like, intravenous
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: kabuka-buka or whatever the shit in his head.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: A couple weeks later.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: They were like, we have this new experimental drug, and
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: it's working really well.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: And he was like, great. I don't have to worry
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: about that shit anymore.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: I'm going to live forever. Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Is he still got those swollen ankles?
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen his ankles in a while.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: They try not to show his ankles.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Bruised hands, swollen ankles, full diaper. It's the whole thing.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: The diaper, too. That's wild. They're really doing a bad
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: job at hiding it. Oh, my God.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: That clip you sent over where he's waddling around.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: It's so full.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: So much poop back there. So. Carolyn Levitt posted that
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: video and people are speculating that she's like going on
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: a rampage, like exit tour because she's mad about, Oh
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: my God, we talked about this last week, but we
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: never got to the actual like meat and potatoes of
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: it because it was a brand new story. So when Trump,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: when he went on that catering cart, the catering truck operation,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: orange chicken, orange chicken, And he snuck off of Air
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Force One and went on to another aircraft. All of
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: the press were getting on. A bunch of his administration
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: officials were getting on, including Marco Rubio, including Carolyn Levitt,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: including Scott Bessett. And I hear, I mean, this is speculation,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: and it would have been totally normal otherwise, but when
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Carolyn Levitt sent in her resignation it just seemed like
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: a normal thing like oh yeah she had a baby
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: she won't spend time with her family that makes sense
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: but in the light of this new news where she
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: and the press pool and the other administration officials were
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: used as decoys on air force one yeah now she's
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: potentially very angry with him for using her as a
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: decoy especially after becoming a mother again having a new
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: child i would not want to be a decoy and
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: if she didn't know she would be furious, I bet.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man. He's sending out these videos of
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: him in an unflattering light because she's just mad now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: The timing makes it seem like there's some other reasons
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: behind it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Look, if my boss sent me out to die, I'd
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: be a little pissed off, too. It's curious. It's suspicious,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: the timing. I wouldn't have questioned this at all. Honestly,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: this just seems like the first person to leave his
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: staff for a normal reason. Like, oh yeah she had
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: a kid that makes sense like this was the first
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: time it seemed normal and i completely believed it and
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: i would never have questioned it but now just like
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: is she mad because she was used as a decoy
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: i would be mad if i was used as decoy
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: and i just had a kid what are you mad
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: about that oh my god Yeah, Ron's going to shoot
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: down Air Force One, so you guys get on and
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to sneak out. Like, that's crazy.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Especially because he took, what's that girl? Natalie Harp.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. His new, oh, God.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: His new arm candy.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Arm candy.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: He took her into the taco truck.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: And not Carolyn.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Apparently a few people knew. a small number of people knew.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I hear Marco Rubio knew. I hear Scott Bessette knew.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know about anyone else. They knew about the
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: plan for him to sneak off. They knew that he
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: wasn't on the plane. But only like two or three people. Yeah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: they knew about the plan. They were willing to be decoys.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: So it wasn't everyone. Who was willing? Marco Rubio. I'm
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: pretty sure Scott Bessette. I can't pronounce his name fuck
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: it it doesn't matter doesn't matter i hate that guy
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: i hate.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That guy they they got on the plane and were
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: like i'm fine being shot down.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: They were fine being decoys they i heard they knew
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: but only like two or three people knew that it
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: was like a decoy operation and carolyn levitt was not
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: one of them.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: What a bunch of fucking losers you're gonna die for
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: that guy i.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Know right crazy crazy i don't think carolyn levitt knew
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I bet she was furious when she found out. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: would be.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, good for her.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Did you also see the Iranian defense minister said it
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: was all bullshit? He's like, we weren't going to do
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: that at all. He's like, we have no reason. Donald
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Trump is doing a fantastic job of destroying the United
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: States all on his own.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a great point.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: We don't need to kill him. We want him alive.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, they do want to kill him. But also,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: they didn't attempt to, so nothing did come of it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: It was bad intel or something.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was bad intel.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: But it was really fucked up.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: It's bad intel that turned into really good intel.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I just can't believe that. It's one thing to do
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: to the press because he hates the press, and I
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: bet that would be funny to him. But to do
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: it to unknowing people of your staff, like high up
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: people on your staff, pretty fucked up.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's fucked up in itself. Like, it would
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: be funny to him if the press pool died.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, this is where we're living in right now.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: This is what life is in America in 2026.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: It's mind blowing. It's absolutely just insane.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Where the president is just like, let him die. I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: don't give a shit.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he would absolutely find it pretty funny if Air
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Force One was bombed out of the sky after he
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: snuck off and the entire press pool was blown to smithereens.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Was it a regular Air Force One or is it
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the Qatari jet?
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: It was the Qatari one.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. It was the regular one, wasn't it?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: No, it was the Qatari one.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're right. That was in use, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Because it didn't have the proper defenses on it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly. So it was the less secure one.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: So it was just totally sitting duck.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: The decoys were on the less secure Air Force One. Oh,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: my God. I'd be so mad.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Does he have anyone left in his cabinet that he
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: originally assigned?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: His blowjob girl.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Which one's a blowjob girl?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Laura Loomer? His night nurse. What's her name? Whatever.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Natalie Hart?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Natalie Hart. No, she's not.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, she's not an original. She's relatively new.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a new one. I don't even know who
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: that is. She's the new one. And there's also a
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: new new one that they're saying, which seemed dumb to me,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: but I thought it was kind of funny, where he
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: was falling asleep in a meeting, another press conference, whatever.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: The button girl.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: And the button girl who was holding her belly, who
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: later said she's pregnant. Like, you guys are weird. Stop
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: making things up. But that's why she was holding her
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: stomach because she's pregnant. But he was, he was nodding
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: off and then she like touched her stomach and touched
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: her button. And then all of a sudden he like
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: snapped up awake. Keep, keep your eyes on that chick.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I guarantee she doesn't start showing anytime soon. Yeah. Well,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: we got to keep tabs on.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: It's going to be like a year later and she's
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: going to be like, I'm still pregnant.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Still pregnant. Still touching her button. Zapped him awake. That
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: was hilarious. It's very concerning how often he's fallen asleep too.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: And another article that was on our website was Dick
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Cheney's longtime doctor, heart doctor, was saying that Trump looks terrible.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: That he just, he does not look well. And he
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: was listing all these things. Yeah, well, I'm just, yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: He's showing plenty of signs of not looking good. That
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: things are not, I believe him. Not on the up
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: and up health.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I worked on Dick Cheney. I know what a shitty
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: human being looks like.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: For decades on Dick Cheney.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I believe the guy who is Dick Cheney's longtime cardiologist.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Remember when he shot someone in the face and then
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: like the guy apologized to him.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: And we're like, this is the worst it can get.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Dick Cheney shot someone in the face with buckshot and
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: made him apologize. And we were like, what the fuck
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: is happening? And now it's 83 times worse.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Wild times.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Wild times.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: A lot of good music out of that era, though.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: We need to bring back some good punk music for
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: The best music.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: A lot of good pianos.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: What's the No pianos.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: There's a good punk band.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: There's a good punk band?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: No, there's not.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's a good Paradox.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: There's a good Paradox?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: They're called the Paradox.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Paramore? Oh my god.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: The Paradox? They're from Atlanta. It sounds like.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Black Dudes?
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: They're so good.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: They're so good. And it's like... Late 90s, early 2000s punk.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: They're so good. I heard them first before I saw them.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, these are some whiny white kids. These
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: are full-on Atlanta black dudes, and they're so good at punk.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people are calling them Black 182.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Black 182. Oh my god, that's great.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: They're definitely.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I loved Blink-182 growing up, don't get me wrong,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: but they're definitely more talented.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're really talented. They're good. And their songs are
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: really well-written, like, good lyrics, good shit.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like those guys.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Official Dingo Daily stance. We like those guys. Tad, get
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: them on the show.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: I'll try. I'll try to get them on.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you always say that.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Nobody responds.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: What's up with that? To the Dingo Daily? I don't
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: think you're being persistent enough.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I tried to get, uh, I guaranteed Ted's opener is just, Hey,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and then they ignore it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: And he's like, well, I give up. Well, I tried.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: No, I tried to get, what's his name? The meat guy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Uh, the meat guy, the.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Eater, the guy that you're trying to get meat guy.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You couldn't get meat guy. Are you kidding me?
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Couldn't even fucking get meat guy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Beard meat.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: There's no way you're getting these guys.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, He didn't respond. We're way beneath him.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're way beneath him.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course he didn't respond. Black 182, we might
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: have a shot.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: I'll reach out. I don't know how well we do
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: with four guests.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Tell him I could eat more than him.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: It's a good opener. It is.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I can't, but it's got to itch at him.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: All right, I'll hit him with another DM. I'll be like,
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: by the way, Dingo can eat more than you, pussy.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Pussy? Yeah, call him a pussy.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I did an eating thing one time and one and
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: it went right to my head.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Speaking of eating things.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: What can we eat nowadays? What's safe?
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Fucking nothing. You trying to bean boozle right now?
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Foodborne illness is up 400%. Did you know that? 400%
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: foodborne illness.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: That's too many percent.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of percent.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Good luck with your eggs. That's a lot of percent. Yeah, eggs.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Can't eat eggs.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Can't eat lettuce still. Stomino now. Also from Taylor Farms.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Can't eat jalapenos.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Also from Taylor Farms.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Can't eat beef.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: What's with the beef? Beef's bad?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: It's got worms.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Where's the beef? Oh, the screwworms?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Screwworms.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: There's other kind of worms, too.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Are they still screwing around?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: All kinds of worms.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Screwing.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Can't eat beef. I haven't heard about them in a minute.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Salmon's got worms.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: We broke that news last year.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Parasites.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's been a while.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Got cyclospora. What's even good? Can't eat berries.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I barter with my neighbors.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Grapes are iffy.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Eggs for clams and jalapenos and tomatoes.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Clams?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: You got some clam farmers?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, someone's got to do it. We just go
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: get them.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Just go get them?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went and got clams out of the bay
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the other day. About 75 of them. Made linguine and
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: clam sauce. Fresh out of the bay.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I bet that was good.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: So good. Just eating my clams casino.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Didn't make casino. It's always linguine and clam sauce. That's
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: our favorite. Man, you guys live in the wrong place.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever had clams casino.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: I do live in the wrong place.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: You got to come back to the East Coast.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I really do.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I really just want to not be in this country anymore.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: No, come to the East Coast.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: What country are you going to be in? We're going
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: to open a retro shop. Like I went to today.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you about it. It's fucking dope.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Do we name it the Dingo Daily?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: No, that doesn't make sense.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Nothing makes sense.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: But it was really cool. Stumbled upon this place. They
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: had all like board games and video games.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fun.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: They had fucking Care Bear sleeping bags from the 90s.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Like it was full on legit. Everything was from 40
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: It's a, it's a re is it a reseller or
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: is it all new stuff?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Resell.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: We got a, my wife got super excited. She got
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: some VHS tapes, got a ET.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: You still got a VHS player. I'm getting to it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Casper and the secret garden. She picked up and she
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: was so pumped.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Classics.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: She was like, I want to get in my bed.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: We don't have a TV in the bedroom. Because she's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: like anti-TV.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: But I was like, you know what? I'm going to
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: be a good husband. I'm going to make your dream
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: come true. So I drove to my parents' house. I
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: went digging through. I got my old tube television with
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: the VCR built in.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Nice. Dug it up.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Carried that heavy son of a bitch up the stairs.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Put it in the car. Brought it home. Set it
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: up in the room. I was like, we're going to
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: get you all set up. put the kids in bed
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: with her, put the TV up. I was like, I'm
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: going to go record the podcast. You guys are going
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: to watch the secret garden.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Ooh, this just happened, huh?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: It's just happened. Everyone's super excited. I set up the TV.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you ready? Pop the secret garden in, chewed
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the shit out of the tape.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: It was like.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Immediately ripped the thing. I guess sitting down, Sitting for
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: many years is not good for a VCR.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: You should have done a head cleaner first.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have that, let alone know what that is.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: It was the tape. It was the cleaning tape.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dry cleaning tape.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I spoke with AI.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: AI is teaching you how to be youthful again.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: I forgot everything.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, let me just blow in it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: So I was like... Like an N64 cartridge?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: This works for a Nintendo. Yeah, it was shot. It
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: was a bust, but it's still fun.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: So what are they doing?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: They just went to sleep.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: They just went to sleep? That sucks.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I'm on the other side of the house. That's their problem. Yeah,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: it's too late for them. Not a bunch of degens
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: like we are, staying up all night. Talking about Marjorie
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Taylor Greene's feet. God, why'd you have to bring those
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: back up? Because I'm all turned on now.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Hope you don't just start jacking off.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I can't help myself. I love the Ninja Turtles, speaking
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: of 90s.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Speaking of jacking off.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Ice is getting some shock gloves. Did you hear about those? Oh, yeah.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: You're going to jack off with those?
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I'd try it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Somebody's going to do it for sure.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: At least one of those idiots is going to jack
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: off with his gloves on.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: But I was just reading about these gloves. So we're
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: spending $ 20 million.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: We can't have healthcare though.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: To outfit them with these gloves that can shock people.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: I just found out in my research that there's a
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: school that in omaha nebraska that's already been already been
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: using those gloves for their.
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: School a school using them yes yeah dodgeball is wild
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: here they're they're like school security has the shock gloves
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: what the hell are they shocking kids yeah It's Nebraska.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: They're popping the corn with it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: What?
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Is that legal? If someone was shocking my kid, I
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: would sue the fuck out of the school district.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: They're doing it.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Forget suing them. I'm going to beat the shit out
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: of that guy.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'm getting my money.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Come at me with your little zappers.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Listen, my son can take a shock. My son can
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: take a shock, but I'm getting paid for it.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: If I beat someone up, then I don't get the payday.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: You can still get the payday. The kid is the
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: one that got shocked. I still get the payday? Oh,
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: that's a good point. I kick their ass.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you sue on behalf of the child.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Sue on behalf of the child, yes. All right, back in.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Let's do this. You're going to fucking die, and my
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: son is going to sue your balls and your ass.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think I could control myself.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be pretty upset.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I'm at the point in my life where I'm looking
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to fight someone. I have a lot of pent-up aggression.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: I don't want to fight anyone.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Tad's past the point where he's looking to fight someone.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Robbie's not there yet.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to fight.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: There's like a two and three year window where you're
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: just like, I'm going to fight anyone. Robbie's too young.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Tad's too old.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Just push the wrong button. I dare you.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm right in the fucking center of it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: No.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: You know, no one's really giving me a reason to
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: fight like in person.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I live in New York. A lot
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: of people give me a reason to fight.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: That's fair.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Mostly just sit in my little bubble. I said salt, pepper,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: and ketchup, motherfucker! How dare they. How dare they.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Well, what do you think about World Liberty Financial?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Negatively.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: The president's crypto company just got preliminary approval to become
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: a bank.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're looking at the approval form.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: From like the court.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Or something.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Some system. They're going to become a bank and steal
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: all the money. Put it in the bank.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Steal all the money. You know, it just sounds stupid
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: when you say shit like that, but I believe it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I honestly believe that's what it is.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Was that in their mission statement?
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's a bank, and when his bank inevitably fails,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: they're going to get a bailout.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: God damn it. Bail himself out.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Bail himself out with tax dollars.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I just hate that Congress no longer controls the purse.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: When did that go out the window?
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: What does Congress control?
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what they're supposed to control. That's pretty much it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: They write the laws and they get to decide who
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: gets paid what.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: They get to write their war powers resolutions every week.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: But they don't seem to do much of anything. They
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: don't write laws. They don't pass bills. And they don't
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: decide what money gets spent. So I don't know what
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: the fuck they do.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: They go on vacation a lot.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: They do go on vacation a lot. Yeah. Wild. Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Usually at very crucial times also.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: The most crucial times. Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for them to announce a new one. An impromptu.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: A looming government shutdown?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: He wants to nuke them? Oh my god, we gotta
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: go break about this.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to discuss that in four weeks.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unless I'm not rested, and then eight weeks.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Speaking of rested people and government that we haven't seen
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: for several weeks, where the fuck is Mitch McConnell? Oh,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: he's dead. I mean, we say he's dead every week,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: but this is getting crazy because I haven't heard anything
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: since the last time we've heard something.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Since he was allegedly released from the hospital.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been no updates. He's released, has not gone
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: to work, still has not been seen. He has not
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: been seen since he entered the hospital.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: So he's allegedly out there now.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: He's voted by crime.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: He's like voting by proxy.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell's Bigfoot at this point.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: No, I swear to God I saw him. We have
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: these running stories on our website. Every time there's a
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: news article about the story, it updates. And we have
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: a story on Mitch McConnell. And there hasn't been any
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: articles on him in well over a week now.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: There's no news.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: There's no news. There's nothing. No one's heard anything about
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: this guy. The only news I've heard is what's going on.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: That's the only news is what's going on. No one knows.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: It's been months.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Man, we need enough income to hire someone to go
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to his house.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone did. Someone went to his house and some
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: man walked out. Yeah, I saw that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: It was a real smug prick too. I hated it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: A total smug prick. And they were like, Hey, like
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: you were just in Mr. McConnell's house. Like what's going on? Like,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: have you seen him? Is he okay? Like, can you
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: just like comment on his state of being? And he
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: was just like, like smiled and like laughed and scoffed
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: at him. He like wouldn't give him anything. And he's like,
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: what are you even news? Like, you know, one like
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: get out of here. I don't remember, but he just
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: like completely like shoot him off. But we were just like, what,
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: what the hell? Like you were just in there. Like,
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: is he alive? Like what's going on? He wouldn't even like,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't answer anything.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: That news organization sucks.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: They were following the guy down the street. They kept walking.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Don't follow that guy. We need to hire the Dingo
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Daily crew.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like if we had a guy, we would
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: be persistent. We would find out.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'll kick the window in and go look at him.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: We need a guy.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: We'll get a guy. I'll stand over his bed while
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: he sleeps.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think you should be the guy.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: No?
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: No? No, because you will do all those things. That's
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: the point. Yeah, we can't have that. But we can
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: have someone that's more persistent in a more legal way.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: We'll figure it out. We've got to get to the
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: bottom of this.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: Someone's got to get to the bottom of it.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: The people need to know. And it should be the
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Dingo Daily.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: We'll figure it out.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: So subscribe, like, send some money.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the more you subscribe and like and do things
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: moneyful for us, the more we can hire someone to
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: figure this shit out.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: The more we can break into his house and stand
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: over him while he sleeps.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't say that. We're not going to do anything
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: illegal here.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it anyway.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: It's only illegal if you get caught.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: That's the spirit, Ted. Listen, we're going to get to
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: the bottom of the story is what we're saying. It's
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: going to be fun. It's going to be fun. That's
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: for sure. It's always fun. So we're coming for you, Mitch.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Look out. Oh, don't. That's threatening.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Easy.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: No, not in a threatening way. We're going to come
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: find where you are.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: The thing I said was fine, but then you're threatening him.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Figure out where they place his remains. We're going to
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: find him. Someone has answers. The truth is out there.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: But like, if he's actually been dead, right? Which he
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: probably has been dead for a while.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, probably, right?
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: This is like a huge, huge deal. It's like a
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: huge scandal.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: You know what, Ted?
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? Because everything is a huge scandal
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and none of it matters.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you both make great points. Because I gotta,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: we gotta play devil's advocate here. Tad makes a great point. Like,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's not a great point. I'm just saying.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: This is a little bit too big of a scandal.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: This would be too. If this was.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: No.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: As we think.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: There's no too big of a scandal. No.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: I'm getting there. I'm getting there. All right.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to shut up and let you get there.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: This is too big of a scandal. I think it's crazy.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: This is one of those things that just should never,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: ever happen.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Ever.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: But so much shit has been happening that should never,
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: ever happen.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: Ever.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: So you're also fucking right. I don't know. It's so
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: fucking possible either way. I shouldn't believe that it's possible,
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: but it's so possible. I feel like a crackpot conspiracy theorist,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: but everything that occurs these days, I don't know what's real.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just don't know. Shit's so crazy.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: You're both right. You're both completely right. Okay. Okay.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: It's just another thing that's insane and nothing will come
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: of it nothing will come of it the president the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: president is a rapist and his own supreme court is
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: saying like hey you have to pay this lady already
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and he's still like no i'm not gonna do that.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: And they just people he appointed it's like hey.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Just do it and he's like no i'm not doing it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: They just denied him another another appeal.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, stop appealing. You lost.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: His whole super far-right nutjob Supreme Court is like, dude,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: just pay the chick.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: It's just so wild. Up is down, left is right.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Nothing is real. I don't understand how he can get
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: away with just doing nothing for so long. He does
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: nothing for this country. He does nothing that he's supposed
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: to do. Nothing that he's legally bound to do. And
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: just leaves a wake of destruction.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: And somehow still has supporters.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: And so many supporters. An alarming number of supporters. Like,
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: a disturbing number of supporters.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: It's less and less as time goes on.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: But, like, barely.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: And it's still bananas how many people are.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Way too many.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: They're just like, nope, he's still better. I watched a
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: video today of some people being interviewed by one of
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: those satirical networks. That go around and they're like, hey,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: why is President Trump the best president ever? And they're like,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he's just amazing. Better than George Washington. And it's like... Stupid.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even have a joke. I just am flabbergasted.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: And I don't use that word lightly.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: No one uses flabbergasted lightly. I'm flabbergasted. My guests are flabbered.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Completely flabbered.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: The Founding Fathers? What a bunch of pussies. Now we
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: have Donald Trump.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: King Daddy God.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: King Daddy.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Ruler of Eternity.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: God damn it.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Did you see that weird AI shit he posted with Washington?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: In the ballroom?
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: In the ballroom.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Showing off the ballroom to him? Oh yeah, never mind.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: And they made him taller than George Washington.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think you were taller than him.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Wasn't he like 6'1?
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Let me look it up.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Plus, Trump lies about his height, too. He says he's 6'1,
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: or something, and then he stands next to someone who's 6'1,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: and that person towers over him.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: George Washington was 6'2?
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: 6'2, and they made Trump.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: They made Trump taller than him by like a couple inches.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: What are they calling Trump these days?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they made people that tall back then.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Washington was tall. That's why he was a general. It
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: was one of his redeeming features.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Trump is officially listed as 6'3.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: 6'3, yeah.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: That's bullshit.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: In no world.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: In no world.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: 6'3, 220. Okay, that's cute. Peak physical condition. The healthiest
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: president we've ever had.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Barron is 6'7?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that dude's tall.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Barron's tall.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Is he?
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: He's wild.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: How tall he is.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I'm 6'7, and I never see anyone up here.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: He doesn't like being photographed next to Baron because it
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: makes him look really short. Also, he hates his children.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: And he hates his children.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Except the ones he wants to have sex with openly.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Except for Tiffany. I don't know what happened there. She
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: gets zero love.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, because of who her mom was. Her mom kept
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: her safe.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: That makes sense. Good for her. She was.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: What was her name? Marla Maples. Better mom.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Which one ended up in a shallow grave on a
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: golf course?
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Ivana.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Ivana.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. She's not in there. That's where the Epstein files
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: are buried.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Epstein files and Mitch McConnell.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I thought they were on Pam Bondi's desk.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Mitch McConnell?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: He might be.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Just in a jar.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He's somewhere.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, yay, yay.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: What is this life?
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: What is?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: When you just stop and think about everything all at once,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: it makes your head hurt.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's stop thinking. We said earlier that people aren't thinking.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's for the best.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, just forget it. Just stop thinking.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Continue to not think.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Just enjoy the last weeks we have before.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: nuclear holocaust oh fuck ignorance must really be bliss for real.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I wish i was dumber don't want to think about
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: this shit i just want to watch secret garden on
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: vhs don't we all don't we all wait what were
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: we talking about?
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Clown world.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Another war.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Who knows what for? Is this as crazy as it gets?
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Or just another empty threat?
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Old crusty phantom Throws one more tantrum He's a narcissistic.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Fool Total morons think he's cool We're running out of
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: time And the old man's lost it.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 10: Thank you for watching.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: Snake on the plane Hiding again It should come.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: As no surprise Another diaper load of lies.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: Leave them to die Don't tell them why Meet first
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: the same damn story Report my manufactured glory We're.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Running out of time And the old man's lost his
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: mind Annihilation of.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: The nation No intelligence, no negotiation Calculation, devastation All a
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 9: part of this whole failed administration.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: Tukey Nukem D-D-D-D-D-Dookie Newcombe Na-na-na-na-na-na Newcombe D-D-D-D-D-Dookie D-D-D-D-D-Dookie D-D-D-D-D-Dookie Na-na-na-na-na-na Newcombe.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: Annihilation of the nation No intelligence, no negotiation Calculation, devastation
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: I'm a part of this, whole failed administration Duki Nuka
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 9: Duki Nuka