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Anyone Can Sh*t on a Painting - h8dit 5 · thxh8dit

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Me either dude, I did a good he. Did a great, he did better than
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me, I did such a good. You both say that you can't do
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it, but I'm pretty sure your shit would turn out better.
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Than I can't. Art the the famous quote of Bob
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Ross. Your shit would turn out better
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than mine. My thing is though.
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Anybody can shit on a painting. Whether it's.
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It was a spit take, no? How are you not recording?
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Welcome back to episode #5 Thanks.
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I am Ryan, your resident sweet treat, also known as Brown Ryan.
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I don't I don't know what that reference is.
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Ryan Reynolds. I don't like that reference,
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Ryan. Vergara is the guy from Watcher.
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He's the guy who used to be on BuzzFeed.
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I still don't know who that is. OK, I didn't know your last name
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for like 3 years. I drank a lot, OK?
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No, that's fair. So every time I put you in my
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phone for like the third time, because again, I drank a lot,
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yes, there would be a different name in there for Ryan
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something. And like 3 times I've put you
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under Ryan Vergara. Fair enough.
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And then I finally learned it was brown and then I didn't like
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that. So now you're just Ryan Gosling.
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Yeah, I did notice that. I'm Ryan Gosling.
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And for whatever reason, now that you call.
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Ryan Gosling. That's his name.
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See, I'm I'm not a I'm not opposed to that because while he
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is, yes, a much better looking person than me, I feel like I'm
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cooler than him so. I don't know, Ryan.
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Ryan Gosling's pretty good. He's a good actor.
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Like there's a bunch. I'm just cooler.
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Justin's I'm cooler then. But like you talk about Justin
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Long and Justin Timberlake, I'm like.
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See. Well, no.
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Justin Timberlake lost cool points.
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Well, I heard with the the DUI and shit, but I mean for, for 20
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years, man, he was he was, he was JT.
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Yeah. He was doing that movie with
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Mila Kunis. I actually like that one with
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him when he does. The benefits was.
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Is that what it is? Yeah.
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I one of my favorite. I like the one where it's like
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you're out of time. In time is.
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That what it's called. Yeah, that's so-called and it's
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so funny. I don't remember who the the
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lead actresses is. The chick from.
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That looks like your ex. Oh dear, that's the one from the
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new movie. Mamma Mia?
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No. What?
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She's from Mamma Mia. Not what I'm talk talking.
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About we're talking about it. It's literally right there.
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I see. It the chick from Mamma Mia?
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The one I'm thinking of is the recent one with Harry Styles.
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No. And Florence Pugh?
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No. Is that not the same chick?
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Amanda Amanda Seinfeld Seyfried Seyfried Seyfried.
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However you say her last name. Oh, I see.
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I thought that was the chick from Call Me Darling, Call Me
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Dearly No. That's she's mid SMAR too, no?
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No, no, not Florence Pugh. I thought it was the other woman
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in the movie with Florence Pugh and Harry Styles.
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Olivia Wilde. Yes, that one.
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I thought that was Olivia. They don't.
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Even look. Anything.
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Yeah, No, they do not. In this movie, no, no, no.
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In this movie on the back. OK.
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They like made her look like Olivia Wilde.
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Because she's in black hair. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just saying.
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Just the styling of it. I thought she was Olivia Wilde
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from the character design, that's all.
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I don't like that movie. It's.
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A. 6 out of 10. No, it's like a three or a four
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for me, but that's just from personal reasons.
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It's your traumas reflecting. Know when the fuck I'm gonna
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die. I don't.
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I really don't. That's not my cup of tea.
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I died once I. Hated it.
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I hated it. Yeah, same.
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Did you drown? No, no.
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I almost died multiple times. I just, I just died.
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But that's a different podcast. I was laughing so hard.
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Died in your arms. We get copyright for that.
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No, I think that's. You didn't even say the right
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words. Didn't I?
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No, I just. What'd I say?
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Dying. Anyway, I'm Justin and with us
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is the ever delightful Amber. Hi, I never will say my name in
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this podcast. I want you guys to know that not
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a huge fan of my name I'm. Just going to make sure that you
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have to introduce other ambers over and over and over.
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OK. We'll just have a list.
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Of people to. Thank.
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And it's just. All amber.
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I know a couple of ambers but like.
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On your reviews give different amber names so she has to.
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Alphabetically. Alphabetically, I'll give you
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one that I kind of like Amber Rose and not a lot of people
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like her. I think she's a bad bitch.
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Do you know there's like 3 famous like quote UN quote
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famous Ruby Rose? Fucking Ruby.
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Rose There's like the one that everybody knows, and then
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there's like a rapper Ruby Rose and.
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There's like only fans Ruby. Rose.
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Yeah, there's an influencer, Ruby Rose.
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Who is this? And I'm like, that's, that's
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not, that's not BAE. BAE is the Australian.
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Ruby Rose. I forgot she was Australian.
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Who does DJ ING and played in oranges and black?
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Isn't Hemsworth Australian? X You said Hemsworth.
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Yeah, yeah. So they just make them
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beautiful, just fantastic out there.
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It's like the Swedes. I mean.
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Yeah, it's almost like shipping off a bunch of criminals.
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The Nords. I was thinking about that the
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other day too. Nords.
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Norway, Nordic people. Norwegians.
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Norwegian. The Nordic Nords.
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Nords. Never heard that in my whole
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entire life. The Nords.
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Nor the that's. Horrible Nordic that's like
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Nords. I mean.
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Who'd want to sound like that? Well, considering the Nordic
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people are some of. Nordic is fine.
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Yeah, but that's just weird. The Nords is the Nordic.
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What? What happened?
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He said Nords and then he said Nordic.
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Nordic is Oh my God better. It's like what?
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She's just complaining about. I'm always complaining.
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I heard your Dick is fine. Oh, I'm like, what happened?
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That's why I clocked back in. I'm like, what's up?
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Nordic is better than Nord. So I was thinking about this the
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other day. The other day.
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The other day the British fumble so hard because if you think
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about it, they had control. I think will control in the
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context of like the 1600s. They had control of Australia
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and America. Right.
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And like 90% of the world. I get that, but like, what are
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the two best continents out there, really?
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America. Yeah, North America.
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Australia is like 3. Only because everything wants to
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kill you and eat you. If it wasn't so dangerous, it
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would be like #2. Sure.
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So you fumble so hard, you just gave up Australia and sent all
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your criminals there. And then after a pretty decent
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war, you just gave up America, which has uranium and oil and
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more land than anybody else besides Russia.
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And you just gave it away. You just, I don't feel like it.
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And now you're stuck on a tiny little island to run your whole
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empire. Like what a what a fumble, what
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a what a generational fumble like.
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I don't have a comment on it because I don't know history
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because I'm an. Idiot.
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And don't get me wrong, the the Bank of England makes a lot of
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sense. We don't need from their
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perspective, we don't need the whole world.
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We just need the whole world to deposit their money in our bank.
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And now that's our empire. We control your money.
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We're allowed to cut it off. We're allowed to interest
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payments, we're allowed to sanction it.
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Now it's our money. We don't need your country.
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We'd actually prefer if you. We'd actually prefer if you took
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over your own country, made everything, and then shipped it
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over to us instead. And you, we still kept your
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money. You know what I mean?
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And then that thing about the Catholic Church, like the Holy
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Roman Empire, didn't actually die, it just transformed into
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the Vatican. Yeah, pretty much.
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And I mean, when you look at it that way, it's not so much of A
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fumble. It's just a change with the
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times. I don't know, because I mean, if
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you, if you occupy America all the way through the 1900s and
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the 2000, what are you going to do with it that we didn't do
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better? You know, in Australia, I have
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no idea. That's a, that's a toss up.
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No clue what goes on over there or why.
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But I don't even think Australians actually know what
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goes on over there. I think they just like being
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left alone. Yeah, that's fair enough.
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And I, I love that the population is so small for the
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amount of land that they have. Again, if it wasn't 90% trying
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to kill you or eat you, Australia would be my number one
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place. But everything wants to eat you
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or kill you. Like, yeah, it's not even like a
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meme at this point. I would love to visit Sydney.
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I heard, and this is just an opinion I heard from another
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known podcast I heard Sydney's a shit hole.
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It could be. And that's all I've heard.
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They went there recently, like within the last month they were
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like Sydney sucked I. Mean, they said it's.
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Boring as hell too, because it's so expansive.
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There's nothing to do. Yeah, that makes sense.
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There's nothing to do. As far as that goes, then yeah,
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that would make sense. They said they literally stayed
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in their hotel rooms like 3 out of the four days see and just
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there was nothing to do. So I think the European, British
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fumble hard, but I think the Ottomans fumble harder.
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The couches. About ready to make.
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That joke? Yeah, because there's one in
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every house. There's like, we don't need an
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empire, we can have foot rest and make just as much money.
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We don't need an army or slaves. What are the ottomans?
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Yeah, you guys did the double taps, step taps.
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The Ottomans were out of where it was, China, Tibet.
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No, it was Ottawa. OTTA was so good.
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Yeah, good, good stuff. They're just Canadians that were
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upset. Oh my God.
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Otta what otta men? They pull up in a bunch of dodge
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ramps. What you know bud?
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Jesus. Christ, what did you say so?
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What? You know bud?
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Anyhoozle, no, it was like if I remember correctly now, I could
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be very wrong and please Fact Check me on that.
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Just be nice. I think it was like, yeah, I
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think it was like Turkey and. Oh, that sounds right.
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Yeah, the the Middle Eastern like area of that area, the
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Middle Eastern area of that area.
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Good way to go. Good words.
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Good words are wording today. That's for.
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Sure, I'd like to. Find out what happened to the
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Huns, because you know the whole thing, but I don't know why
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there's no more Huns. They are.
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They're just in hiding. The Mongolians had something.
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They're hunting. They're hunting.
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I was going to say it. The Mongolian what?
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The Mongolians had something to say with about that.
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The Huns. I don't know, I'm just.
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Oh, I was going to say, I get like people were fighting it
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back against them, but like you hear about it and you're like,
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no, they were unstoppable juggle knobs like.
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So were the Mongolians. China built the Great Wall of
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China to keep Mongolia out. I'm assuming this has been fact
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checked about 1000 times but I've seen the tik toks where
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people are like if it was built to keep the huns out, why are
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the aeroports pointed towards China?
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You were gonna say I saw a TikTok.
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I thought you were gonna say I watched Mulan and I was like me
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do most. Racist shit you've ever said.
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No, they talk about the Hans. Do they?
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Yes. Is that who's?
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Yes. Like killing everybody?
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Yes. 'Cause it's China.
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Oh yeah. Silly.
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We should watch Milan. We should.
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I love Milan. I'd be down for that.
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I feel like this is fast turning into a movie podcast.
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It's just what we. The Huns, Literally.
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Oh my God, look at that. That's.
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What they say. They do say that.
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Well, they sing it, but yes, suck.
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Like my Dick with the whole music and me singing and
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everything, but yeah. Disney immediately fucking
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flags. Bing so yeah.
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Bing bong. AI and Mickey's like what's up
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then what's up, what's up? What's?
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Up. That's why we have Steamboat
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Willie on our team, 'cause these are in the public domain.
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Yeah, no, that's that's not in the public domain.
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You're. Like no, no, no.
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No, no, no, Tony, no. Tony.
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Legitimately, I think not. Not to get off subject and we
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can go right back, but I just want to point out the fact that
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I think Cam Patterson is one of the funniest people they have
15:05
ever on that show as a recurring guest.
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Ivory ever one of the funniest. He is I, I, he is right in line
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with Shane Gillis, but I think Cam.
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Cam's energy Down syndrome. Holy shit I'm.
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Just kidding, I'm. Just kidding.
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I'm just kidding. Basically, yeah.
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But I think him, yeah. He's like, oh, you missed me.
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Hey, they did that to me too. Who?
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Who did I was? Like what?
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No, they told me that or they told my mom and my dad that
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whenever I was going to be born, I was supposed to be Down
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syndrome. Did you ever find out who?
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Ed was who it was. Who Ed is?
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No, I did not. What?
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People called her special, but she never found out who Ed was.
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You're the worst. What?
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What has this podcast become? Cancelled.
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If you're listening on your way to work, it's just to give a
16:14
good time before sitting down in front of a computer.
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I'm just listening to the sign. Remember.
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No, it says stay weird, remember?
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Oh. Yeah.
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I wanted to put that in our room with our dumpling.
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Yeah. In the studio.
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Not in the studio, not the room. Oh yeah?
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Wait, what? In our room?
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What? Dumpling.
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There's a neon sign we were trying to find, like what would
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be the best sign to put in our podcast room?
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And so like, they had stupid ones where it was like hello or
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lust or like whatever. And yeah, and like lips or like
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a strawberry. And we went to Five Below during
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Christmas when they had all like their sales and stuff.
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And we found a dumpling and we were like, this needs to go in
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there. But the other thing is, and
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we've already told you about it, so we can continue to talk about
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it until we actually do it. It was also one of those things
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where we wanted to put, we wanted to buy random portraits
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and just put them in the house all over the place without you
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really knowing until there was like an abundance of them and
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then you you tell it better. So you're saying it'd be a good
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DM? Let's not go back to that
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anyways. DM dungeon master, he got salty.
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Fuck off so. Anyways, because you live in
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what I can only describe to the people as a barren motel.
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Sure. The walls are.
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Boy, he doesn't have anything on the walls other than this.
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There's two lanes. Mocha.
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Oh yeah, big ass mirror. So 1989.
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With two. Absolute Florida boy palm tree.
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Giant mirror on the wall. You're acting like I brought it.
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It was in the house. No, it was in the house when I
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moved. It did.
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I swear to God how you put it up there.
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Glue do the wall. Yeah, 'cause you can't take it
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down, 'cause it's giant. Yeah, it probably weighs as much
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as she does. Probably.
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It's massive. So we got.
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To take all the boys out. Anyways.
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So because it's so sparsely decorated, it's hard to add to
18:35
your decor without you immediately noticing a live
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laugh love or a coffee me before speaking me.
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It's almost like I'm a bachelor male that.
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Straight male. Straight male that just doesn't
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straight ish care. No it it definitely screams
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bachelor but it is hard to. Work.
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Around pull an elaborate plank. Yeah, without you immediately
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clocking going. What the hell is that?
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'Cause you know I would notice it.
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Yeah. I still want to hang the guitars
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often, Stern a bit. I say.
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Oh, Captain. Or a monthly board, like our
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next month part of the board. Yeah, we should put removing
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that mirror 'cause I, I'm sorry, right?
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And I don't like it. I love it.
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It's never coming down. No, it needs to come down.
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She can't lift it. It's never.
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Coming down because my mom likes it.
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I love that mirror. Yeah, put it in her room.
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Just a giant on. The on the bathroom side of the
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wall a. Whole wall mirror.
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Oh dear. Takes up the entire wall.
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When I'm moving the mirror, she. Likes it.
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She could have it in her room. Yeah, but it can stay out here.
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It's fine. It makes the room feel bigger.
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Tell her if she can do it without literally blowing it to
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pieces, it's on her. I can't even lift that thing.
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It's enormous. That's a four or five person
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mirror. You understand?
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Like I don't have any tall friends.
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I don't even friends. Oh, I do have friends, but we're
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all girlies. I'm like 5 foot 2.
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We need a laugh track. Anyways.
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No, I like it. I don't you.
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Guys really don't want to. Take that out.
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No, no, hell no. I love that mirror.
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What are we going to put in here?
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Like I said, the guitars strap love, yes, but we have to
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decorate first. You can't decorate with that.
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On live there no. You.
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Can't the Mojave, Yeah. It's beautiful.
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Imagine living in one of those houses.
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Imagine living with this. And walking out your back door
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and seeing just a giant mirror with palm trees on it.
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It's hanging on your fence. It's not even like palm trees,
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like as a decal, it's etched. It's it's laser.
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Etched, it's so good. It's great.
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It's the mirror. It's frosted.
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It's mirror borders. Do you know how much that mirror
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was when it was first made? Hundreds of dollars, dude.
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I love you guys, this is one of the worst pieces ever.
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No, it that's the thing. It's so gaudy.
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It's perfect. Honestly, I it is the
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quintessential old. Florida house I got.
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It I got it, I got it. What we do is here we go, we put
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the 2, this sip and paint things that we did, the orange ones,
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yeah, we put those two on the top.
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And then we have to do sip and paints and whatever we make, we
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have to put it on that wall to make it as gaudy as possible.
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But it has to be like Boca or California themed.
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I'm down with that. Yeah, I we actually have like a
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just make it as gaudy as possible.
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OK, if we make it as gaudy as possible, I'm down with it.
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We'll do a sip and paint episode but.
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Yeah, that would be great, but I can't paint me.
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Neither he did a. Great, he did better than.
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Me, I did such a good. One, you both say that you can't
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do it, but I'm pretty sure your shit would turn out better than.
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Mine I can't art. The the famous quote of Bob
22:25
Ross. Your shit would turn out better
22:28
than mine. My thing is though.
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Anybody can shit on a paint. Take whether it's.
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It was a spit take. No.
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How are you not recording? Whether it's one or two things,
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I'm sorry mom, but I have to put a witchy thing in here.
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Why are you sorry Mom? Because Mom's Christian.
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Not anymore or. Catholic.
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Not anymore. His mom.
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Oh, I thought you're talking about your mom.
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I was like, no, your mom's just Republican.
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No, the mic was in my tits. Sorry if you couldn't hear me.
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Just how we want it. I don't.
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Stand slowly deflated into her chest.
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Your mom wouldn't be mad. Are you sure?
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Yeah. OK.
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She doesn't have to live with it.
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I know, but she has to see when she's here.
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She has to see my tattoo whenever I'm there and she.
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Oh, she's going to be so mad at us.
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Does that mean that we're getting tattoos on Saturday?
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We probably won't be able to on Saturday because I don't get off
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work until 4:00. After hours.
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We have Max with us. Have him get a tattoo.
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He probably won't get it. To you better get a tattoo.
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Do you have a tattoo? No.
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What is up with you with coaching boys?
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I just, I'm not even going to acknowledge that.
23:52
Ryan's from Wisconsin somewhere in whiskey, Anson.
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I forgot Illinois was a state. Yesterday.
24:00
Yeah, Geo Guesser. Like I thought Chicago was a
24:03
state, and I thought I was. Geo Guesser.
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Shit. Wow, the classic dump.
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Order said that you, I didn't know you heard me.
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The classic Florida education showing its true color.
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Florida education is the worst, but we can't talk about school
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with Justin anymore 'cause he gets PTSDI only got.
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Through like 10, no, I didn't get through 10 grades, I got
24:24
through 11 'cause I got held back once I.
24:27
Said I said I think it's in Kansas and you go where's
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Kansas? And immediately go to the West
24:35
Coast. I know there's by Texas.
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I know there's. Oklahoma, Ohio almost said
24:44
Nevada that. I mean, you kind of went to
24:47
Nevada when I said Kansas. New Mexico, Florida.
24:50
Nevada. Texas No New Mexico Florida,
24:54
Texas New York, ME Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South
25:01
Carolina, Idaho. Are you saying the state's in
25:05
order? No, not in order, definitely.
25:07
Not I know I'm in order. I think that's like mostly all.
25:10
In I know alphabetical order. We're not going to do that.
25:13
I know, and that's the song. I learned it in kindergarten.
25:23
The Department of Education at work.
25:26
I've been, somebody had to approve that.
25:27
I've been to every single state east of.
25:30
Where did you learn that except for school?
25:33
Like what? Grade I can't remember.
25:35
Except for what I was Rhode Island.
25:37
Maybe. I was Rhode.
25:39
Island, Oh, we just learned it in class.
25:40
No, we had our own little States and I was Rhode Island.
25:43
I was like, what the fuck is Rhode Island?
25:45
It's an island me that has a road on.
25:47
It obviously. That's pretty much it.
25:49
It's real small. It's about the same size as this
25:51
house, actually. You've been to everywhere but.
25:56
What to Rhode Island? Everywhere east of the
25:59
Mississippi, but I'm not counting Minnesota.
26:02
Where's the Mississippi? Mississippi is what divides the
26:06
states I. Assume Mississippi.
26:08
It runs from Minnesota and runs down the border of Illinois,
26:14
Minnesota. State, yes, OK.
26:17
It's north. Babies.
26:19
I know Minnesota was like a honestly.
26:21
I thought Mississippi what's near Louisiana because I thought
26:25
Mississippi was more towards Louisiana.
26:28
Mississippi is. She said.
26:29
And I'm the idiot. Is near Louisiana.
26:31
Right, it's towards the middle, right the.
26:33
State of Mississippi is bordered.
26:37
It borders Louisiana, OK. The Mississippi River is what
26:43
divides the United States. Did it come from the Great
26:45
Lakes? No, it starts in Minnesota.
26:49
Like literally in the middle of the state.
26:51
Minnesota is like. Minnesota.
26:54
Minnesota. Isn't it over by not really, but
26:57
kind of by like Wisconsin? Yeah, it's it directly borders
27:01
Wisconsin. Yeah, it directly borders
27:03
Wisconsin. Oh my God, people are driving
27:05
their car into the oncoming lane.
27:07
Minnesota was the one that that we looked at and you were like,
27:12
it's that big. Right, the Land of 1000 lakes.
27:17
It's like the it's upper the fingers.
27:21
North Dakota, right? So North, North and South
27:24
Dakota's on on the western side. Yeah, and then you have.
27:28
Wisconsin's on the eastern side, and then below it is Iowa.
27:31
You literally were like, that's how big that state is.
27:36
And I was like, yeah, baby. I think I've been to at least,
27:41
same as you, probably every state except one or two.
27:45
In my travels. We've been at least to every
27:48
state below. Nope, I'm a big fat liar.
27:53
Everything below Tennessee, I've been to everything.
27:57
And then above that, we've been to New York, we've been to DC,
28:00
we've been to what's the one with the giant S Rock.
28:08
You talking about Massachusetts? That sounds right.
28:10
Yes, I've been to that one. We were.
28:13
Boston. Not, yes, Plymouth Rock, we've
28:16
been there. No, it was like, I was like 12
28:21
and my parents were insane people.
28:26
And they were like, hey, why don't we load three very small
28:30
children who hate each other? Montana.
28:33
In a suburban with granny and drive all the way to New York
28:39
and DC and back. Insane people, Minnesota.
28:44
My mom, my mom and dad took us on a trip to the northeast one
28:50
year. I don't remember what age I was,
28:54
but we were young and my sister was around, so she was old
28:57
enough to go on the trip and not be like a child, like a baby.
29:04
But I don't remember how old we were.
29:05
We took my grandpa's van, my grandpa and grandma came with us
29:10
and so it was my dad, mom, grandpa, grandma and then us
29:14
three kids and one of those Dodge vans, the ones with the
29:20
big like captain's chairs that are spin and mood lighting like
29:24
the extended top on it. So you could actually like fully
29:27
stand up as a. Adult.
29:28
See, y'all were y'all were rich. Rich.
29:31
That was that was grandpa's van and it just like sofa seating in
29:38
it and had AVHS TV in it so we could watch movies on the trip.
29:45
But we went up and toured the. Neighbors with the Kennedys.
29:50
Jesus. Name's Grandpa.
29:56
Just grandpa's van. We took it up and visited
30:00
everything in the Northeast. In fact, one of our family's
30:04
favorite stories from that trip was me knocking the plate out of
30:08
a very large man that got pissed because I knocked his plate out
30:13
of his hands. He was holding his buffet plate
30:17
over the top of a young child who could get up at any moment.
30:22
And guess what I did? I got up at a random moment and
30:25
then knocked his plate out of his hands.
30:27
And I apologize to him and he's like, I knew that was going to
30:29
happen. And my dad was my, my dad barked
30:33
at him. Like if you knew that was going
30:35
to happen then you shouldn't have done it.
30:41
You'd look up as a child and make the crying eyes.
30:44
I mean, I helped clean it up because I was a good little boy.
30:49
I know you when I was very upset, but.
30:52
Boys aren't good boys. He's like, wow, I'm covered in
30:55
spaghetti and pudding. Help.
30:59
I think they got crab legs there the OR No, they got Maine
31:04
lobster there. Back to my original point, like
31:09
nephews with the candidates. No, we weren't rich by any
31:15
means. He just had a farm, no big.
31:18
Deal. That's the other side.
31:20
No big deal. What a what a stadium.
31:23
Dude, nobody in Florida has a farm.
31:28
What are you doing talking about?
31:30
Yes there are there. There is literally a farm right
31:34
off the lake Jessup. You can see the cows grazing.
31:36
How big is it? I don't know.
31:39
Is it as big as your farm was? I don't, I don't know.
31:43
I'm just saying there are no actual farms in Florida.
31:48
I think the biggest swath of land I've seen in Florida is
31:51
like 100 acres. Like that's it.
31:53
Like that's the biggest I've ever seen somebody owned as one
31:57
entity. Like it ain't nothing like the
32:00
hectares. That are.
32:01
In. Montana SO11 person owns this
32:05
one plot of land. Do they own multiple plots of
32:08
land? Well, yeah, I mean, I've seen
32:11
plenty of people own multiple parcels, but I'm saying like 1
32:13
contiguous continuous, no idea acreage.
32:18
I've seen like one person have 100 acres.
32:20
That's the Max I've. Ever seen and I don't know what
32:24
our part parcels up in Illinois are, but.
32:30
Do you how? How far you have to drive from
32:32
like one place together? It they don't own all one
32:37
continuous thing. That's what you're saying.
32:39
It's literally like 1 farm 'cause it it's a family
32:43
operation so it's one house, like 3 barns.
32:47
But is it all of your family together?
32:50
No, it's multiple people that you guys don't know.
32:54
No, so it is one house with just my grandma living there and that
33:00
house has pasture surrounding it.
33:02
It's that house. But it's not, no, it has pasture
33:06
surrounding it. It's got barn, it's got a bunch
33:09
of cattle living there. And then it's got all the farm
33:12
implements. So the combine the tractors, the
33:15
the discs, the spreader, the you know all whatever the drills.
33:20
But like what I'm saying though is like, I understand there are
33:23
like farm lands in Florida, but it's like I I feel like it's not
33:30
even like 5 acres. Do you know what an acre is?
33:35
OK, because that, that plot of land that I'm talking about
33:40
where the cattle are grazing is definitely way more than 5
33:43
acres, OK, way more. You're saying everybody Jessup?
33:46
Yeah. Oh.
33:47
OK, there is no way. I I think I can see 10 acres.
33:53
So you personally can see 10 acres like in.
33:57
Driving past that area, that's been trying.
34:00
To sound like an idiot, I just don't know if you can see I have
34:03
depth you can, perceptions you can.
34:06
See 10. You can see probably 10 acres.
34:09
Like the normal person? How many acres can you see?
34:13
You can see over 10 miles. So you as a Oh yeah, on a you
34:17
good day. I can.
34:20
The average The average person can see about 10 miles based off
34:25
of. High.
34:26
No, I'm saying like ground level.
34:29
Ground level they so you can see as with your human eyes you can
34:33
see 10 miles based off of the height of the object you're
34:37
looking at. OK.
34:39
Like if it's flat. If it's flat and the the angle.
34:42
Like the ocean, I'm. Just kidding.
34:46
The Ryan's eye rolls right. Now I hate it.
34:48
I hate it so much. Thanks, hated it.
34:52
No. So it it just depends on how
34:54
high up because the earth curves at a a certain amount and at a
34:58
certain point you can't see anything anymore 'cause it's
35:02
curving away from you. But does it curve?
35:04
Yes, yes, yes it does, as much as I love to joke about.
35:10
That stuff I got you I. Understand it 100% does.
35:13
There is scientific, but not even evidence.
35:16
Proves. But what's science?
35:19
Science is made-up. Science is a process that we.
35:23
Use. Science is a process that we use
35:26
to understand the world around us.
35:28
But who made-up science? It is a process that we use.
35:32
So, Billy, Science. Yes, science is technically
35:36
made-up, but it's a process we use to understand the world.
35:39
It's like magic, it is. Yeah, but it could be magic.
35:42
No, absolutely. It could be magic, it could be
35:45
made-up. No, it could be Fugazi.
35:48
No. No, no, because what science is
35:52
is not some extraterrestrial energy that happens and makes
35:58
people think it is a process. It is a OK.
36:01
So I think it's this. I do testing to see if it's this
36:05
and if it's not then I change my original thought and then do
36:08
testing to see if that works. Well, what about Christianity?
36:11
Scientology. That's not that.
36:14
I mean those. Are two entirely different?
36:16
That's the thing. And they're entirely different
36:19
from science. But it has science in the name,
36:22
no? So it must be made.
36:23
Up No. No, just saying everything.
36:26
I hate all of this. No.
36:28
Have you ever been to the moon? Have you ever seen the actual
36:32
Earth round? No, because it's impossible to
36:35
see it without. Being so, it's made-up.
36:37
The moon? No, it's.
36:38
Not I'm just fucking with everybody.
36:40
Pissed me off though. Everybody understands that.
36:43
It pisses me off. I want to be the dumb ditch just
36:46
for a second. I swear to God I understand.
36:48
No curve. It's yeah, no curve.
36:51
We're looking at 4K images of Earth just from around the
36:55
planet. The mountain is curved.
36:58
I don't see a curve. The mountain is right there, but
37:03
that's a silhouette curve. Do you subscribe to the Great
37:07
Flood or like the Great mud thing?
37:10
The mud flood? No.
37:11
Yeah, no. What is with all the buildings
37:14
being buried to the first floor? Have you seen that?
37:17
Yeah. What is that?
37:18
What is up I? Don't.
37:20
I don't know. I don't get that either.
37:21
I know there's like good explanations for stuff, but I
37:25
don't know what. I don't think I've ever had it
37:28
explained in general. My fairly analytical like brain,
37:32
I look at that. I'm like, OK, what's up with
37:34
that? Like, normally I'm like, that's
37:37
dumb. I'm moving on.
37:38
That's a stupid, stupid, stupid conspiracy.
37:42
I wish they hadn't even introduced that to the like the
37:45
general aura of the, like, Internet.
37:48
I saw that and I was like, hold up, wait a minute, what's up
37:51
with that? So the idea of the mud flood is
37:55
it was reselling the 18. Hundreds, right?
37:58
Yeah, 'cause all of the buildings that they're dealing
38:01
with were right around the Industrial Revolution.
38:05
So it was 1800s, we had this big build up of architecture and
38:10
stuff, and cities were being like actually built up as
38:15
cities, as what we know them as today.
38:17
And then sometime in the late 1800s, early 1900s, this massive
38:22
flood of mud covered all of earth or whatever, and covered
38:30
so much that the ground floor of what you see is not the ground
38:35
floor that it was in 1850. What is it, like 21 feet or
38:39
something? Yeah, it's is what they're like
38:40
normally. They're like 18 to 21 feet.
38:43
Normally what they're talking about when they show these
38:46
pictures is like old, old buildings.
38:52
It was all over everywhere, or just the states.
38:57
I don't, I don't know what. Again, from what I can see, it's
38:59
it's just. North America, OK, so it could
39:01
be just North America for. Whatever reason that's that's
39:04
what I've seen a lot of is like just add.
39:06
Mud. Why is like this building in
39:08
Chicago 18 feet buried in the ground and I'm like, that's
39:13
weird. And then they show another one
39:15
from like DC. Again, this is a three or four
39:18
story building. Idiot, idiot.
39:19
But like like basements? No, that's a.
39:22
Good point. It could just be a basement.
39:25
Yeah, you know it. 100 So the first floor of a building is now
39:29
covered what looks like. So if you were to excavate all
39:33
the dirt away from it, it looks like what would be.
39:36
A Oh yes. That's a good point front on on
39:39
a street level. Doesn't look like a.
39:41
Basement. It doesn't look like there's a
39:42
double. You wouldn't have all the ornate
39:45
stuff and you wouldn't have the front door like you would
39:47
there's a front. Door and windows.
39:51
Underneath all of this mud ground.
39:53
It's not mud anymore, it's just the ground.
39:56
So they excavate these buildings down like 18 feet.
39:59
Why are they excavating 18 feet? Because they have to do repairs
40:03
and different stuff solidify. 18 feet.
40:06
That's what I'm saying. Like the first floor of this
40:08
building is covered up to the second floor.
40:12
So the second tower is now the ground floor.
40:16
And there's a. This is just weird.
40:17
Exactly. It's very confusing because
40:19
nobody has. Nobody has exact or.
40:23
At least I haven't looked at it yet.
40:24
Or well, no, even like from what I've seen, 'cause we Max and I
40:28
covered it in a podcast several years ago, but even what I
40:32
remember from it, there's no like there is no consistent
40:37
evidence as to why. Like, for instance, Chicago.
40:40
So it's a conspiracy theory? Yeah, it's 100% yes.
40:42
OK OK, that's why I'm like, I can't wrap my brain around this
40:45
but this is the first time I've ever heard this.
40:47
Yeah, and it's not like nobody really can.
40:49
But it's not like these pictures are faked.
40:51
The moon landing was staged. It's like, no, no, no, we have
40:54
the pictures. The building's real.
40:56
It really happened. We have, we see what this is.
40:59
And then I look at that and I'm like, OK, what the hell does
41:02
that mean? Like what do you mean multiple
41:05
buildings across multiple states in the north North America were
41:09
covered up by like 18 to 20 feet of dirt?
41:13
So. And it ain't, it ain't a
41:15
basement. These have like there's like
41:17
front door, There's like front doors and like windows that have
41:20
been fully covered. I'm like, what the hell is that
41:23
like? But is it everywhere or is it
41:25
just like certain parts? Of the state, there is no, there
41:30
is no consistent like explanation for it.
41:33
So it's not every if it was everywhere, then that would be
41:38
consistent, but there is no consistent.
41:40
It's just in Oh, it's just Chicago, but that's our mistake.
41:43
This place is this place. It's not consistent.
41:45
They've only excavated 18 feet in like a place here or a place
41:50
there or? It's not.
41:52
It's not even excavating. It's like doing repairs or
41:55
repairing the ground. Like for instance, one of them
41:58
was a courthouse and I don't remember where it was.
42:00
That's the one I was talking. About Yeah.
42:01
So the courthouse, the reason they did it was to level out the
42:05
city in the downtown area. So they built this this area up
42:09
so that they could do water piping, sewage piping, all this
42:13
other stuff, underground parking, all of this extra
42:16
stuff. So they raised it up and all of
42:18
a sudden the ground was at the same level as the second floor
42:22
entrance to this courthouse. So I'm showing.
42:27
And then when they were going in and repairing the grounds of the
42:30
courthouse, they dug all that dirt back out and all of a
42:32
sudden, it looks like the courthouse goes down another
42:36
store. OK.
42:36
But like like I said, my question is, is this just one
42:43
area that they've done this in or this is multiple areas?
42:47
Yeah, so they it's they claim it's Chicago, they claim it's
42:51
Kansas, they claim it's Washington, DC they claim it's
42:55
all over the place. So that that's kind of what I'm
42:57
getting at though all over the place means all over the.
43:00
Place or. Is it like a spot here, a spot
43:03
here, a spot here? They claim it's cities and towns
43:06
all over the place, but it's not consistent as far as it's.
43:11
Not like. Springfield, IL And between
43:14
Saint Louis and Chicago, even though there are reasons that
43:17
Saint Louis and Chicago would have streets below the main
43:21
ground level, you know, so like Chicago, the main ground level,
43:25
if you were to drive on the main ground level, you would be on
43:29
top whacker Dr. Yeah, OK, Underneath top whacker you have
43:36
lower. Whacker, yeah.
43:38
And then you have lower lower whacker.
43:41
OK, so you have 3 whacker drives that are perched on top of each
43:44
other. The lowest 1 I believe would be
43:47
underground. If you go back all the way to
43:50
Chicago's founding Lower Wacker Dr. which is the middle one
43:54
would be ground level. And the reason they built it up
43:57
was because the city was growing so fast that they really could
44:02
not. And it's a swamp but they could
44:05
not control. So they brought in all this dirt
44:07
and raised the city level up so that they could have more ground
44:11
level to work with for. Utilities and stuff.
44:15
Can they test that this was all in the same time period?
44:21
Yes, they can. Have they?
44:23
I don't know. OK, makes sense.
44:25
I don't think so. That was going to be my other
44:26
question too, is like did this happen simultaneously or?
44:32
It it it happened. So if you look at all the places
44:35
they are claiming, mm hmm, all of them support a building up of
44:40
the ground level to put in utilities that did not exist
44:43
when the city was founded. So they need trash.
44:48
In a city like Chicago, and I'm using Chicago because it's the
44:51
easiest to explain because you can actually look and see the
44:54
process as to why it was built up.
44:57
They need garbage collection to be done.
45:00
Where is the easiest way in a city of 2 million people, where
45:03
is the easiest place to collect garbage?
45:06
Underground, because then you don't run into all the traffic
45:09
that's happening on on ground level.
45:12
Where is the easiest to put underground transportation
45:17
Underground? Where is what's the easiest to
45:20
put like special tunnels for interacting with different city
45:26
services underground. So the idea is they built these
45:33
utilities and gas lines and steam lines, like New York City
45:38
was built up. They put all of this stuff under
45:42
or above where the ground level was because they could not
45:45
really dig down. And then they built up the city
45:48
because you still have to excavate all this dirt out of
45:52
where the buildings are so that you can put these pylons down
45:55
and lower parts of the building to keep the building from
45:59
literally toppling over under its own weight.
46:04
Where are you going to put all this dirt?
46:05
You're not just going to drive it out into the middle of the
46:07
United States. Doesn't doesn't make any sense.
46:09
So you build. That's where they put all the
46:11
dirt. So all these buildings that have
46:13
those basements, those foundations and everything, they
46:16
pulled all that dirt and then re leveled the surface so that it
46:19
was consistent with a normal level.
46:23
And so that's where at least that's the explanation.
46:26
But I don't. I haven't seen an explanation
46:29
that actually is more makes more sense than that I'm.
46:36
Looking. Just from a quick AI, Spain,
46:40
Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Yeah, And it's like all the usual in.
46:44
Different places in the United states or those.
46:48
Are just the ones that I've heard.
46:49
Yeah, it's all over the world. It's all over the world because
46:51
it's it. It makes sense as far as city
46:54
building. Old cities were built without
46:57
sewer lines, like actual sewer lines like we have today.
47:00
Yeah, and and I, I learned that in art history like.
47:05
This. So what's easier trying to?
47:07
Specifically right here for anybody that's listening or
47:12
whatever can't see. It or whatever.
47:15
It's sorry, it's a lot like the, like the sewer systems in Game
47:21
of Thrones, like that's the best way to explain that.
47:28
And they're literally like under the building.
47:31
So if you look at the first picture, that sewer line.
47:35
Why is the building buried? I don't know.
47:38
That's what I'm at. Like I understand what it's
47:40
built for. But in the picture.
47:43
Why the hell was it buried in the first place?
47:45
In the picture though. You.
47:47
Know I it looks like it's the UK to me.
47:50
It's showing like a building. Damage.
47:53
It looks damaged. Sewer.
47:55
I get it, but like why the hell is there 18 feet maybe below the
48:00
ground? Maybe they build that
48:01
underground? But what I just that's what.
48:02
I just, I hear you. What I just explained that's
48:05
that's the most logical explanation that I have is
48:09
because as cities, especially old cities like London, like
48:14
where who, who the fuck cares? I get you.
48:17
All of these old cities that were built on ground level and
48:22
then, Oh no, we have a growing population and growing
48:26
technology that makes steam tunnels possible, that makes
48:30
sewage water. Just that picture.
48:33
Alone all of this stuff. So how are we supposed to dig
48:37
down and try to maze through these buildings that are already
48:42
here? Why not raise the ground level
48:45
up with all this dirt that we have access of because the
48:48
cities are growing? Why not raise that ground level
48:52
up and put everything in and then put the ground down?
48:58
So you're saying they intentionally buried the first
49:00
floor of these buildings? Yeah.
49:01
In some cases yes, in some cases no.
49:04
That sounds insane. I think I think it's it.
49:07
I think it's a lot more. Logical than Oh no, it was just
49:11
a giant mud flood that happened. Oh no, no, I'm not even talking
49:14
about the mud flood. Anymore that's.
49:16
What we started. That's why I.
49:19
I connect the logical dots with you, but the idea that like,
49:23
like, 'cause I look at it in this time, this day and age, the
49:26
idea of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
49:29
Just bury the first floor and build a house on top like that
49:33
sounds insane. It sounds insane you have the
49:37
technology to run those lines a lot easier, whereas they did not
49:41
in early 1900s. Sounds insane from like this
49:44
year's like this. Absolutely.
49:46
I'm like what the hell are you talking about?
49:49
You just buried the why the fuck wouldn't you just keep the first
49:52
floor open and now you have a two-story like it doesn't it
49:56
just it sounds insane. Like a lot of these buildings
49:59
were already built that high, so story #2 was already built which
50:04
is why. They just put a front door.
50:06
They just put a front door in. That sounds insane.
50:08
It does, but Oh my God, I don't know.
50:11
I don't know what other explanation as to why it would
50:15
be like that. I also I also think the Library
50:18
of Alexandria would really clear up a lot of this shit.
50:23
Well, the Library of Alexandria was well before any of this.
50:27
No, I I not the mud flood. I'm saying like when people are
50:29
like, how did they do this? It's like, Nope, we had a full,
50:33
full book about it. Like don't worry.
50:36
Like Jesus Christ, the human, the human virus is such a
50:41
plague. What have what have we done?
50:44
It's I I would argue less about human and I think it's just an
50:48
end result of. Greed.
50:52
Not greed, but just an end result of becoming sentient.
50:58
And because animals still do it like it's, it's not like war
51:06
because they're not like as whatever, you know?
51:10
There are some animals. Developed as us, but like
51:14
chimpanzees, their little tribe that they have, if another tribe
51:19
comes in, they will attack. Because you're invading our
51:23
space. Yeah.
51:24
And we don't know you, and you're a threat.
51:28
There are other animals that will go scorched earth on
51:31
another animal's territory. Yeah, they don't want it for
51:33
themselves. They just want to destroy it so
51:36
you can have it. Because yeah.
51:37
That's insane. Yeah, I think it's just as a
51:41
result of evolution. It's just what it is.
51:46
At the end of this, like when we're up to like 100 episodes or
51:50
something like that, I'd like to go back and make a montage of me
51:53
spouting facts that are unchecked and then being like
51:57
exaggerated from my own explanation.
52:00
Like Oh my God, that's so crazy. I just said that.
52:03
That would be fun. Oh my God, do you hear that fact
52:06
I just said. That's so crazy.
52:10
Episode 100 is Justin fact checked?
52:14
Oh my God, man. I want to see that so bad.
52:19
Episode 100 Part 1 Justin fact checked Part 2 Ryan fact checked
52:26
Part 3 Amber. Fact.
52:27
I don't need a fact. Check.
52:28
Oh, you're, you're going to get destroyed.
52:30
You're going to get it. We're all going.
52:31
Fine, it's fine. My thing is, I want like our
52:36
main listeners or the people who literally like listen to us
52:39
constantly. And I'll say it if we ever bring
52:41
this back up again, I feel like everybody should put at least
52:46
one fact. Check.
52:47
Oh yes. For one of us.
52:49
And then we'll through. This whole entire.
52:53
Every episode. Shit show we'll.
52:55
Never get through the comments. Beautiful.
52:58
You're gonna have to hire somebody to read the comments.
53:00
I'm one of those people that I'm female, It's OK and I'm not
53:04
saying this for every female, but my thing is me specifically
53:09
and all my other female friends. Expert Gaslighter.
53:12
Love, I was in the state. Love Gaslighter.
53:18
Fact confirmed. Love the gossip and love the
53:21
tea. Me personally, I'm kind of like,
53:25
you know, if it's about me and it's shit talking, I don't like
53:28
it. But I love the tea.
53:30
So like if we could get an actual Fact Check, at least one
53:34
or two between like all of us. I would love, I would love just
53:42
divvying that up into our episode 100 special where we
53:47
just go through Fact Check comments and it it doesn't have
53:51
to be like a full hour long episode.
53:53
We just do episode A, part A, Part B, part C and just run
53:58
through just comments that are fact checking each one of us.
54:03
I think that would be we would have to.
54:04
Figure that one. Out.
54:05
They're all just gonna be like, you're idiots.
54:08
Which facts? Facts.
54:09
All three of you are idiots. Facts.
54:11
You can't put that and be a Fact Check, but but.
54:14
Hated it. But literally like a Fact Check,
54:18
like something that I said. And if I'm being like an idiot
54:23
on purpose, you don't have to Fact Check me on.
54:25
Do a stat. Do it to all of us.
54:28
But literally fact checks and then I like that.
54:32
I think that would be fun. Episode 100.
54:35
And just having to sit there as like Justin getting Fact Check
54:38
and just sit there as Amber. Getting the fact checks to.
54:42
Him. Yes, to him.
54:43
So he has to sit there and take it.
54:45
I will. Walk out of this podcast.
54:47
Literally looks like he's about to crawl out of his skin.
54:50
I'll walk out of this podcast. How about?
54:53
But then, then you get to do it to both of us.
54:55
How? About this, how about your?
54:56
Last, so it's not just that. How about your last I?
54:59
Don't care. Ryan will be first because I'm a
55:01
little baby. That's fine.
55:03
I'll go first. I have no problem with that.
55:05
I want to. I want to hear where I was wrong
55:07
just so I can laugh and be like, no, I was still right.
55:10
I was gonna. I was gonna say it.
55:13
We can't even get through one fact.
55:15
He's like, no, no, no, hold on, I'm going to debate this.
55:17
And then that will be our hour long episode.
55:20
And then Justin, literally him and I only have like 20 minutes
55:23
each. And we'll walk off this show.
55:26
We'll just do a couple, find the best ones, be so good.
55:35
I'm excited for 100 episodes. Yeah.
55:39
This is fun. I like doing this.
55:41
Yeah, I do too. It's a lot of fun.
55:44
It's something that is going to be a challenge for sure.
55:49
We're going to run into the different things, but I think as
55:53
long as we stay somewhat conscious of the fact that, oh,
56:01
we're skipping this week because of certain things we're gonna
56:04
have to make up for next week. Yep.
56:06
As long as we stay conscious of that, that's the the major
56:09
thing. Yeah.
56:10
And I think we we definitely have to stay conscious through
56:16
the week of it. What's up?
56:22
And like pay attention to to our viewers cuz I'm sure there will
56:26
be a lot of topic ideas that would be a lot of fun to
56:29
discuss. Oh yeah, absolutely.
56:31
Open open field day. If you have a suggestion, if you
56:35
have a topic you want to hear about open forum, let us know.
56:40
Put it in the the community notes, put it in the comments,
56:44
DM us it. That's fine.
56:48
E-mail us, it'll be in the show notes.
56:50
Yes. Ryan.ryansagiantbitch@email.com.
56:58
Don't do that, because then I'm going to have to create it and.
57:02
It's only the most unhinged. Can you please create that
57:05
e-mail? Ryan's a giant bitch.
57:08
Yeah. Jesus Christ.
57:09
Talk shit so you don't have to talk shit about, OK?
57:12
Fine, That's fine. OK.
57:13
Yeah, if you have, if you have a one star review or if you want
57:16
to just absolutely destroy. It giant bitch.
57:19
Send it gmail.com. Send it to the Gmail if you want
57:22
to put a 5 star. It'll be flashing on the screen.
57:26
You better, you better come correct.
57:30
Just just one star. Make it as.
57:33
Mean as possible. Unhinged as you possibly can and
57:37
you have to end it with thanks. Hated it.
57:39
If it's worth the one star, if it's worth the review being on
57:42
the site, we'll put the one star on the site.
57:44
Oh, that would be so good. You you get a coveted one star.
57:47
We should do an. Episode we'll do we'll do an
57:50
episode reading the comments and.
57:52
Doing what if they literally only only put one star so that
57:55
they can be on the podcast? If they only put it on there so
57:59
they can be on the podcast, that's fine.
58:01
It better be. It better be unhinged.
58:04
But it. Because to make it.
58:07
On there you have to explain it because they're like always
58:12
pussies like. Then that's lame.
58:14
Then it's not going to be on the the podcast.
58:17
But then we're just going to get really bad reviews and people
58:20
won't watch us. That'd be really funny.
58:22
You know what I'm? Saying we tank our own podcast
58:25
asking. For one, we're saying send.
58:27
We're saying send the reviews to ryanisagiantbitch@gmail.com.
58:33
If you want to put a one star. Can you put bitch in your
58:36
username on Gmail I. Don't know.
58:38
I don't know if you can. We're going to figure that out.
58:42
Actually, that would. Because it's like, thanks,
58:44
hated. It yeah, that would.
58:45
That was a giant batch. Batch.
58:50
I love it. No like like review the podcast
58:55
like legitimately but give us like send us unhinged one star
58:59
reviews on e-mail. I'll have the actual e-mail
59:04
address if I can figure it out. Do not send us pictures of our
59:08
own home. No, do not do that.
59:10
That is to unhinge. I'll call the cops.
59:13
Yeah. Actually, actually, genuinely,
59:15
I'll come find you because I don't call the cops.
59:17
We'll find the IP address. I'll come find you.
59:21
Our our home is on a list at the Local 911.
59:28
You're on a list. Come on.
59:31
That's not that's not to be discussed here.
59:34
Yeah, no, it it, it is legitimately on a list at the
59:41
dispatchers of the area. So do not do that because they
59:48
will know do. It to say do it, Jesus Christ.
59:57
Thanks, hated it.