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108.1: Welcome to The Bastion of Awesomeness · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 6: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 7: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 8: I am Brian. I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 6: I am Misty. And I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 3: And it's been quite a while since we've had a
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  Speaker 3: regular type show. It's all been road trips and holiday
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  Speaker 3: specials and co-hosts and God knows what.
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  Speaker 6: 30-year-old crap. Tough luck.
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  Speaker 3: You're back whether you like it or not.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you're in my house.
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  Speaker 3: Even worse, we've invaded your home.
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  Speaker 6: Which rarely ever happens.
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  Speaker 2: Because we had to clean.
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  Speaker 3: After Misty just heard about the frigid conditions in the
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  Speaker 3: last recording session, she decided... She was not comfortable with
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  Speaker 3: it being 40 degrees whilst recording. So, yeah, we've relocated
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  Speaker 3: to the Casa de Misty and Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Or it stays a comfortable 75 degrees.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a name for your studio?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's our kitchen. You're ruining the illusion.
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  Speaker 6: The bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 9: I was referring to it as Jay and Misty's magical museum.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. There is a lot to look at.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just sit here. We haven't even gotten the rest
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  Speaker 3: of the museum tour.
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  Speaker 2: Quite an extravaganza.
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  Speaker 3: Of dorkiness.
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  Speaker 2: While cleaning, I was too distracted.
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  Speaker 11: I was like, oh my god, yeah, it's awesome. Look
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  Speaker 11: how much, oh my god, look at my stuff.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it took a while to clean because I had
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  Speaker 12: to stop and play with stuff.
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  Speaker 3: See, you're as bad as I am because that's why
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  Speaker 3: I never get anything done. I was like, look what
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  Speaker 3: I found. Holy shit. The only time you play with
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  Speaker 3: your toys is when you're cleaning. 20 minutes later, I'm like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be moving stuff over there. That's why
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  Speaker 3: my house is dirty. I just relocate things.
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  Speaker 6: That's my plan.
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  Speaker 2: I do that.
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  Speaker 3: That's my plan. Except for my kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: My kitchen's really clean. It's the cleanest our kitchen's ever been.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Anything else before we move on into the
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  Speaker 3: geek activities?
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  Speaker 2: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: I'll just roll.
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  Speaker 3: Should we snack away on our French vanilla marshmallows? Which
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  Speaker 3: we've decided is the perfect podcasting snack because it's silent.
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  Speaker 3: Except when you try really hard. I don't like that sound.
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  Speaker 3: That's squishy. We need to be sponsored by marshmallows. That's
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  Speaker 3: all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: The Stay Puft Girl.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, wait a minute. I'm on board for that.
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  Speaker 2: We're eating this in honor of the Stay Puft Girl.
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  Speaker 3: Who has yet to contact us. What's up with that?
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  Speaker 6: She's smart. That she is.
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  Speaker 2: She knows we'll be peeping in her window if she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Where she is.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, on to this week's geek activities. As for myself, um,
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  Speaker 3: actually this is just a assemblage of stuff, because again,
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  Speaker 3: we've had quite a while since we've sat down, so.
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  Speaker 3: In the last several weeks, anyway, um, one of which
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  Speaker 3: I've watched is The Town.
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  Speaker 2: How'd that go?
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  Speaker 3: Um, Affleck needs to stick to directing. He's, uh, he's
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  Speaker 3: actually pretty damn good at it, and, um, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's the only place he seems to get respect anymore.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I mean, anything he's done that he's either
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  Speaker 3: written or directed, it's like he seems like he puts
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  Speaker 3: a lot more care in and a lot more invested
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  Speaker 3: in it, so it actually comes out really well. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: out of the three things he's done as far as
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  Speaker 3: writing and now directing, it's like all of those are
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  Speaker 3: ten times better than his, like, acting projects, so... I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I think you should stick to that. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I understand sometimes you gotta cash a paycheck, and yes, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 3: I'm referencing one of his movies, but you have to cash...
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  Speaker 3: You have to cash a paycheck to be able to
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  Speaker 3: afford to do your Gone Baby Gone, so I mean, it's...
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  Speaker 3: I understand it's gotta be a balance. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: big names do that, but he just seems like such
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  Speaker 3: a jerk in most of his other movies, and people
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  Speaker 3: just kinda hate him, so it's amazing to see him
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  Speaker 3: come back around and, number one, be a good director
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  Speaker 3: and turn in something useful, and Also, he does a
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  Speaker 3: decent job as far as the acting performance. He still
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  Speaker 3: lays it in with the Boston accents. But other than that,
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  Speaker 3: it's still pretty impressive. And Jeremy Renner, as per usual,
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  Speaker 3: is pretty damn impressive too. So it's a good movie.
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of surprised how well it turned out.
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  Speaker 3: Has anyone seen it?
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  Speaker 6: I've stayed away from it for the sole purpose of
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  Speaker 6: it is that boston thing that kind of drives that
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  Speaker 6: chapter it gets annoying so uh same thing with you
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  Speaker 6: know the new jersey mafia movie yeah that the cliches
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  Speaker 6: get old and it just gets sick of watching those
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  Speaker 6: so i i now that you say this is good,
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  Speaker 6: maybe I'll.
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  Speaker 3: Try it out. That's at least the characters, because it does,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, in the first, like, 15, 20 minutes, you
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  Speaker 3: get that very Boston setup of, you know, everybody in
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  Speaker 3: this area, and it is a specific area they're referencing,
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  Speaker 3: this neighborhood is, you know, hardcore Boston, it's, you know,
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  Speaker 3: tons of hardcore characters, it is where all of the,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it is the most concentrated place of bank
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  Speaker 3: robberies across the country, or some weird statistic, where the
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  Speaker 3: most bank robberies take place in this little 20-mile radius
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  Speaker 3: or something than anywhere else in the country. So it
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  Speaker 3: is a very specific thing that he's going for here.
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  Speaker 3: So I guess it's okay for him to tap into that.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, every once you get past that in the
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  Speaker 3: first 20 minutes or so, the rest of the story
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  Speaker 3: kicks in. And it's actually not a bad story. It's
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  Speaker 3: not groundbreaking, but it's actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no interest in this whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta have some Affleck love.
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  Speaker 12: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think I'm good.
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  Speaker 11: I want to watch Affleck.
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  Speaker 3: I'll watch him in, like, tomorrow. He is awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Fashionable male.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I need from Affleck right there.
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  Speaker 3: You just want him to beat you with a paddle.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you want.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very uncomfortable place.
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  Speaker 3: Back of a road sweat. So, let's see. Other than that,
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  Speaker 3: I just actually this morning finished watching The Blob, the
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  Speaker 3: 80s version.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Has anybody seen that? That was.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I liked it. It's one of those I kind of
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  Speaker 3: remembered a long time ago, but had not gone back
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  Speaker 3: to re-watch it in 15, 20 years. So I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I've heard so many things about it that were pretty
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  Speaker 3: positive in the last few years. It's like, I kind
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  Speaker 3: of want to go back and watch it. So it's
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  Speaker 3: actually one in watching it I think would be interesting
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  Speaker 3: for us to do, or maybe even a series of Blob,
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  Speaker 3: because I kind of want to go back and watch
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  Speaker 3: the first one. And I think I'd forgotten there was
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  Speaker 3: a sequel kind of thing that came out maybe 70s.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I may just not go too far
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  Speaker 3: into it and save it. That's like Beware the Blob
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  Speaker 3: or something. It's got Larry Hagman in it. How can
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  Speaker 3: you go wrong? I think if nothing else, we need
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  Speaker 3: to do that one, and then maybe we can follow
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  Speaker 3: that up with the 80s blob. I won't go too
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  Speaker 3: far into it, but it is a lot of fun,
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  Speaker 3: and they found a way to one-up what the first
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  Speaker 3: one did. I love the first one. It's just campy awesomeness.
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  Speaker 3: I've always loved the first one, even as a kid.
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  Speaker 3: They found a way to do something new and different
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  Speaker 3: with it, which... A lot of the 80s remakes didn't
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  Speaker 3: really do that, and certainly the ones today don't really
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  Speaker 3: do that. So that's kind of impressive, really. And then, again,
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  Speaker 3: I rewatched the end of the first season of Dexter.
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  Speaker 3: Oddly enough, before, I was sure we were watching this
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  Speaker 3: week's movie. So, yeah, I just needed a fix in general.
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  Speaker 3: But it's ironic because it will definitely come to tie
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  Speaker 3: in later. So that's pretty much all I've done since
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  Speaker 3: the last time out.
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  Speaker 6: I guess that's me.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 6: I got to watch Darkon, a documentary about live-action fantasy role-playing. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 6: We saw that on Netflix. Netflix, that's where I watched mine.
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  Speaker 6: We didn't watch it. It's about guys in Baltimore that
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  Speaker 6: most of them have no life, obviously.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it follows, I guess, like nine months
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  Speaker 6: or a year in this life of guys that partake
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  Speaker 6: on the weekends and put on their armor. And the
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  Speaker 6: system is neat. I'm interested in the system of how
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  Speaker 6: they've set it up and the politics of how they
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  Speaker 6: run it. That's kind of fun to see. But the
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  Speaker 6: best part of the movie, there's... not one of the
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  Speaker 6: main characters or guys they're following. They go off to
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  Speaker 6: the side during one of the events and he's complaining
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  Speaker 6: and lamenting about how this was supposed to be their
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  Speaker 6: escape from reality of, you know, the tough guys beating
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  Speaker 6: up on the geeks and the little guys and now
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  Speaker 6: they just turn on, you know, it's a collection of
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  Speaker 6: geeks and they turn on themselves. You know, it's all
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  Speaker 6: a power play. It's all who's cooler than the other
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  Speaker 6: guy so you've got the uncool pushing down the even
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  Speaker 6: more uncool and so it's that you try to escape
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  Speaker 6: from it and you can't.
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  Speaker 3: It's human nature, really.
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  Speaker 6: It's human nature.
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  Speaker 3: Even in the lesser, as you scroll down the scale,
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  Speaker 3: even at the less cool people, you still fall into
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  Speaker 3: that same little trap.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you can definitely see how there's the one
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  Speaker 6: guy who, he's definitely got it all put together, the
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  Speaker 6: leader of the strongest, the guys that are considered the
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  Speaker 6: evil faction. He's charismatic and well-spoken and a good leader.
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  Speaker 6: And nobody likes him because of that. And in the
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  Speaker 6: real world, he's just your average geek. But in here, he's,
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  Speaker 6: you know, this warlord. So that's fun to watch.
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  Speaker 3: This sounds reminiscent of the King of Kong.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Total dorks, but yet it's this good versus evil.
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  Speaker 6: There's a hierarchy.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, in their world, they're like gods. And then
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  Speaker 3: you realize, oh, he's just a dork with a job.
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  Speaker 3: And then the rest of his life, you know.
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  Speaker 13: Right, right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very much like that. And it's, I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: I'm fascinated by that, and it also makes me feel
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  Speaker 6: better about myself.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's kind of why I watch that kind
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  Speaker 3: of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Those all kind of do that. So, yeah. As far
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  Speaker 6: as real movies, I try to shy away from actors
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  Speaker 6: like Al Pacino, but I did finally end up watching Insomnia. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard a pretty decent thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, very well put together movie. A good movie to watch.
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  Speaker 6: Robin Williams is fantastic in it. He only has a
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  Speaker 6: few scenes in the movie. And every one that he's in,
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  Speaker 6: he out-acts Al Pacino.
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  Speaker 3: Both of those have a tendency to chew up some
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  Speaker 3: scenery on occasion, so that could be trouble. But again,
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  Speaker 3: especially Robin Williams. He's so good. If you give him
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  Speaker 3: the chance... and he doesn't go off on one of
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  Speaker 3: his goofy little Robin Williams things, he's a hell of
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  Speaker 3: an actor.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he is very much in control and being controlled
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  Speaker 6: in the film, both by the character and by, I guess, himself,
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  Speaker 6: or I guess the director. But, yeah, it's really well done.
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  Speaker 6: It's set in Alaska. That's where the insomnia comes in.
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  Speaker 6: It's during the summer, and it's light all the time.
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  Speaker 6: If you watch it from that perspective, you can see
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  Speaker 6: how light and plays a part, a character almost, in
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  Speaker 6: the film. So it's a good watch. Again, I don't
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  Speaker 6: normally like to watch Al Pacino. He kind of overacts,
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  Speaker 6: is the word you want to use.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, old Al Pacino is a very different animal.
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  Speaker 3: You know, 70s Al Pacino is pretty awesome, and he
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  Speaker 3: actually delivers real performances. By, like, 90s Al Pacino, he's
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  Speaker 3: realized the caricature that is Al Pacino, and he just
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  Speaker 3: brings that to work. It's like he doesn't do anything
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  Speaker 3: that's not... what you've seen in the last five movies.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 6: And then the other decent film that I saw was
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: Children of Men. I finally got around to seeing that.
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  Speaker 6: I've not seen it yet.
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  Speaker 3: I've been putting it off for so long.
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  Speaker 6: Which one's that one? Is that the Julianne Moore? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to see that one. I never get a
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  Speaker 6: chance to see it. Yeah, it's a good movie. Michael
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  Speaker 6: Caine is fantastic in it. He's got a small part.
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  Speaker 6: It was adapted from a book, so you've got that.
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  Speaker 6: You can almost feel that, oh, this is adapted. But
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  Speaker 6: it's still a good movie. It's good to go into
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  Speaker 6: it and think. Michael Caine actually gives almost like a
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  Speaker 6: speech in the middle of it, and he talks about
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  Speaker 6: the difference between faith and chance, how things occur and
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  Speaker 6: and how people act and react to the world around them.
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  Speaker 6: And if you watch the movie from that perspective, you
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  Speaker 6: can really get some good perspective. I'm not saying it's
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  Speaker 6: a great movie. It's a good movie. It's a really
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  Speaker 6: good movie. And there's one piece of camera work that
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  Speaker 6: they do a city fighting scene, or there's kind of
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  Speaker 6: a military raid going on. And a lot of times
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: that Camera in hand, first person view stuff is... I
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: can't stand. I get sick to my stomach and don't like...
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  Speaker 6: This is extremely well done. It feels like it's all
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  Speaker 6: one straight shot. And you really feel like... Even to
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  Speaker 6: the points where there's blood splatter coming onto the camera.
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  Speaker 6: You really feel sucked into the movie at that point.
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  Speaker 6: And it's really one of those edge of the seats things.
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  Speaker 6: It's one of the best... Examples of that I've seen
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  Speaker 6: in a long time. The camera work in the movie
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  Speaker 6: is fantastic. I know I'm a little behind the times,
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  Speaker 6: but yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great movie. It's one of those I haven't
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  Speaker 3: heard anything bad. Either you love it or you really
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  Speaker 3: love it. It's not a cheery movie, but other than that,
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  Speaker 3: it's just so well put together. Again, I've just been
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  Speaker 3: putting it off, too. Yeah, it's definitely worth a watch.
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  Speaker 6: I think that's it.
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  Speaker 12: It's been a long time since we've done this show,
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  Speaker 12: but we didn't watch that much stuff to begin with.
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  Speaker 3: We have, we just haven't kept track of.
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  Speaker 6: All of it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I made a list.
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  Speaker 6: I made a list.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: We watched Altitude, which you were a big fan of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hated that movie. What is that one?
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  Speaker 2: It's about a pair of teenagers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're probably college age.
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  Speaker 12: Anyways, they're flying off to go to a concert that
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  Speaker 12: she didn't that she was flying she told her dad
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  Speaker 12: she was driving because apparently her mom died in.
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  Speaker 8: A plane crash her mom was a a plane instructor
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  Speaker 8: I think or something like that I don't know what
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  Speaker 8: was it no she did plane tours.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever mama died in a plane mama died.
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  Speaker 12: In a plane I don't understand the whole thing it's
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  Speaker 12: just stupid and then they were in a plane and
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  Speaker 12: then weird stuff started happening.
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  Speaker 8: I understand the movie it was a big loop it
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  Speaker 8: was desperately trying to be a Twilight Zone episode or
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  Speaker 8: a Lynch film And it just kind of sucked.
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  Speaker 2: It might have worked well as a half an hour
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  Speaker 2: Twilight Zone episode. If they'd left the end part off.
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  Speaker 3: If the end part was stupid.
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  Speaker 6: Or a Lynch movie if Lynch had actually done it.
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  Speaker 2: It had some of the most obnoxious characters I've ever
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  Speaker 2: seen in a movie.
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  Speaker 6: Characters that couldn't die fast enough.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: Characters that I wanted to crawl into the movie and
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  Speaker 6: kill myself.
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  Speaker 2: Because they were horrible.
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  Speaker 6: The jock guy.
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  Speaker 12: He is like the perfect jock guy because you hate
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  Speaker 12: this guy with a furious passion for all the jerks,
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  Speaker 12: jock guys that you've ever met.
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  Speaker 6: Because he is all of them.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Roll into a ball and put in this movie. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is.
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  Speaker 6: He does everything possible to just... Make you hate him?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: Screw people over and just be a general ass.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: I don't even know why these people hang out with
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: this guy. It doesn't make any sense. You know, they
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: always do that in those films. You gotta have you know,
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: the group that goes off, and then there's the jock,
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: and we got the computer nerd, and we got all
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: people in reality that don't hang out.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Yep. And the black guy, and the Asian kid, and
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, what the hell? And I was like, people.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 12: Jessica Lounds, who I don't know, so I'm probably saying
• 17:23
  Speaker 12: her name wrong, but I'm sorry Chick has the ugliest
• 17:25
  Speaker 12: cry face I have ever seen.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty bad.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: You need to start ranking your ugly cry faces, because
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: it's become a go-to, you know, it's.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: Pretty bad she starts crying and Misty's like oh my god.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Please so start keeping track we want a list going
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: she's generally.
• 17:43
  Speaker 12: A somewhat attractive person she looks like a Megan Fox
• 17:45
  Speaker 12: rip off of.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Normal thumbs.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: That's saying something I.
• 17:50
  Speaker 11: Don't know but other than that she has this cry
• 17:52
  Speaker 11: face and I'm just like.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Ugh twisted contorted face that's just ah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah no don't make that face ever honey yeah okay
• 18:01
  Speaker 12: what else did we watch I made you watch Doctor
• 18:03
  Speaker 12: Strangelove because you had never.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Seen it yeah I liked it. It was good.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Had its moments.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Had its moments, yeah. It was really good. Strangely enough,
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: my dad.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: Wants to see this, which he had sent me a
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: list of movies he wanted me to find for him,
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: and this was one of them, and I don't think
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: he really knows what it is. I think he just
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: knows it has to do with some military stuff.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's pretty different than most military movies.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: It's pretty different, yeah.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: You think?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it's one of those, I mean, not only
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: is it kind of, its own weird little story, but
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: on top of that, it's also got this weird sense
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: of humor that if you don't get it, you just
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: don't get it, like, flat out. So, yeah, I'm not
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: sure how he will take to that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: No, who knows?
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: He'll probably fall asleep during the opening credits, which is
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: what he usually does.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: That's my plan, too. I come back and finish eventually.
• 18:50
  Speaker 11: Have you ever watched the end of Wrong Turn?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten that far yet, but I got through
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Blob today. Third time's a charm.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: No, that's not true.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: How many times have you tried to watch Wrong Turn?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I was saying that one.
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know about, I'm not saying in general. Believe me,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: there are some that's taken like five or six.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Times, so.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Also, we watched Nine, the, not the Strange Musical.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Not the, oh, I forgot.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, Nine.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I forgot I mentioned that to you a couple weeks ago.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I watched, yeah, I watched the, well, I tried to
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: watch the musical. Oh, my God. It's exhausting.
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: You can definitely see the Tim Burton-esque influence. I think
• 19:26
  Speaker 12: he produced it. I don't think anything to do with like, director-wise.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: I love that movie.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: That movie's a great movie. My kid loves that movie.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: She was like, I told her we were going to
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: watch Nine.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: She's like, oh, I love that movie. That's my favorite movie.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And then we watched it without her.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: I was like, really? Wow, it's kind of dark for
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: a kid's movie.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: She does dark stuff, though, doesn't she?
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: She does, yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: So you have PG-13, so it's not necessarily like a
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: kid's movie, because there's scenes in there where you're just.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Like, wow, They're kind of violent.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: There's no blood or gore.
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: There's no blood or gore but just the things that
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: happen to these little puppets or whatever they are.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: More disturbing than violent.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just really disturbing.
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: Like one point you pointed out is there's a point
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: where they use one of their friends. They use his
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: unanimated corpse as kind of like a puppet.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: A decoy.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: As a decoy to draw them in. Oh, no, it's so-and-so,
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: you know, and then this thing comes out and tries
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: to get them.
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: This evil thing with, like, a half skull head, and
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: it's so creepy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, for little kids, you're watching these little
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: puppets get their souls sucked out.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Of them, you know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that in the theaters. It was pretty.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Kind of disturbing, but my kid's like, yeah, it's the
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: greatest part.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Your kid's weird. We also watched a Oh, I watched
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: one by myself, I wouldn't talk about it. Okay, you did.
• 20:34
  Speaker 12: I watched Tales from the Dead, which was a Japanese, like, movie,
• 20:37
  Speaker 12: it's a horror anthology, so it has, like, all these
• 20:40
  Speaker 12: different stories inside of it. It's about this girl who
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: talks to ghosts, and she tells this, because she picks
• 20:44
  Speaker 12: up this woman who's hitchhiking, and she tells her all
• 20:46
  Speaker 12: these stories about, because she says, I talk to ghosts,
• 20:48
  Speaker 12: and she's like, yeah, alright, whatever.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: So she starts telling her all these stories.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Like Ghost Whisperer?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Without the rack?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Without the humongous shelf of top house?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: That's the star of that show. Cool.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: But anyways, it was okay. That's all I have to
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: say about that movie. I just wanted to go ahead
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: and get into it. There's a twist at the end.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Talk to dead people. It's a very good Japanese movie.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Is she dead? Like in the sixth sense?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: You're ruining it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: The lady telling the story isn't dead.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: The lady should be dead. Well, she's going to be
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: dead by the end of the movie.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Everybody will be dead eventually so that's not even a
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: spoiler everybody will die everybody will be dead eventually we'll
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: all be dead who else is.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Gonna nobody's gonna watch that movie.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: You never know it's on netflix hardcore you know.
• 21:40
  Speaker 12: And then we watched um scott pilgrim versus the.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: World yeah i like that movie I like parts of
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: that movie.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: You just didn't like... What's his name?
• 21:50
  Speaker 11: I don't like the main character.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I don't like Michael Cera.
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: I don't like his face.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I don't like his hair.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I don't like the.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Way he acts.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: I've kind of gotten to that point. The main characters
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: of most of these movies now have become... even more outcast-looking, geekier, let's-dig-up-whoever-is-under-mom's-base.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: We've gotten to the point.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Where it's unrealistic.
• 22:08
  Speaker 11: No chick that's that hot is going to fall in
• 22:09
  Speaker 11: love with this douchebag.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: He is not attractive. I'm superficial. I wouldn't fall in
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: love with that guy. I don't know.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. I see a lot of girls who
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: really should not be with these guys.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: There's just judgment issues there. I don't get it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Zoe Deschanel.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Look who she is.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: What's that about?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Some guy.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: The guy from Death Cab for Cutie.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: She's way cute, though. Yeah, we watched Scott Pilgrim.
• 22:33
  Speaker 12: But I don't know much about the comic book or anything,
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: so I don't know if it took heavily from the
• 22:37
  Speaker 12: comic book.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: I don't, but I like it a lot.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty close.
• 22:39
  Speaker 11: It doesn't have all the game references, like.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: All the Nintendo references. Again, I haven't read it, but
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: for one of them I've heard, yeah, they kind of
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: stuck pretty close to the idea.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: Either way, even if you didn't see the, or if
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: you didn't read the comic book, if you're like a
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: Nintendo geek or something like that, which most kids are aged,
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: generally grew up in that era. All the little Zelda
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: music and the Super Mario music and little things that
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: pop in and out are pretty funny.
• 23:03
  Speaker 11: It was definitely a fun movie.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a fun movie.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: It's one of those that is very culturally bound. If
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: you show this to somebody who's 50, they're not going
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: to have a clue. Even if they get it, you
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: can follow the story, I'm sure, but you just don't
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: tap into that. It just doesn't click with anybody who
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: grew up in the video game world you know it's
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: a very different mentality at this.
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: Point i liked it i hate what's his face too
• 23:30
  Speaker 12: jason schwartzman.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Jason schwartzman he's always kind of a jerk yeah he
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: plays a jerk really well.
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah he plays a really good jerk but yeah yeah
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: i just i don't like michael cedar and i don't
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: like and i was like i would love this movie.
• 23:43
  Speaker 12: If they had somebody else in the main character i
• 23:45
  Speaker 12: just don't like.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Him there was a time when he was alright when
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: he was George Michael but you know I.
• 23:50
  Speaker 11: Loved him on the rest of the movie I know.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I don't like he's not.
• 23:55
  Speaker 11: A leading man he's like your side dorky character he's
• 23:58
  Speaker 11: like your brother character I don't want him as.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: A leading man unfortunately he's got a slew of leading
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: man roles I.
• 24:04
  Speaker 12: Was cursing people who did this movie I also had
• 24:06
  Speaker 12: that one I had Brandon Routh.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: In it who I hate can't get on board with
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: him either I.
• 24:10
  Speaker 11: Hate that guy he was the guy who was the
• 24:12
  Speaker 11: new Superman.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: It's pretty much his only claim to fame. He's been
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: in other stuff, but that's the only thing people reference.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: But who else? Your favorite buddies in this movie, too.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: He's one of the vegan cops.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I was watching it, and I was like, hey,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: is that Thomas Jane?
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: Would he be a cop in this movie? He was
• 24:30
  Speaker 11: in it for like five seconds. I'm like, is that
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: Thomas Jane?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, he wouldn't have done that.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: It was Thomas Jane. He was a vegan cop. He
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: was a vegan cop.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: He came to bust it, yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: The vegan guy.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: The vegan guy who was Brandon Howell.
• 24:40
  Speaker 12: I'm not sure I'm slaughtering his name but whatever and
• 24:43
  Speaker 12: we watched we watched Suck which did it had such
• 24:51
  Speaker 12: good potential to be at least a fun movie it
• 24:53
  Speaker 12: had it's.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Moments but mostly no it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: Didn't well I can see how a certain group of
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: people would really get behind this movie and be really
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: all about it but I'm just not one of those
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: people it's a vampire movie Is.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: It like rock and roll vampires or something?
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's kind of like this rock band and they're
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: trying to make it big and then this weird looking
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: head vampire that looks exactly like Johnny Depp.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: From Alice in Wonderland comes out. The hair and everything.
• 25:18
  Speaker 11: Ginger vampires are not scary in that way.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Anyways, he bites the bass player of this chick in
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: the band.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: It would have been.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Hot except for her big old bunny dentures.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: But she turns into a vampire, and then their band
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: starts getting popular. Of course, she's hot. And all the antics,
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: you know, there's shenanigans abound. They're on the road, and
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: she's eating people at different road stops, and they're trying
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: to cover it up.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Hugo. I like Hugo. Yeah, they eventually, most all the
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: band members become vampires. Vampires.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Except for Hugo.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Except for the roadie, who wants to be a vampire
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: more than anything else.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: It's got a lot of different musicians that pop into it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Iggy Pop.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Henry Rollins.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Henry Rollins. Iggy Pop is a vampire.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: He actually wasn't. Alice Cooper was the vampire.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see? He seems about right to.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: There might be a guitar player from Rush.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Rush? Alice Cooper's daughter was in it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: So, I mean.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: It was a stomachable movie, but.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: As far as like.
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: As we were watching, I'm like, is this a movie
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: or is this just a music video compilation?
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: So far, everything sounds great. It's a music video compilation.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: It's on Netflix.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't think it is. I'm just not into it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: That's just me. That doesn't mean that it's necessarily a
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: horrible movie. I just don't like it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 11: I understand having a movie that has.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: If you're having a movie that involves a.
• 26:46
  Speaker 12: Band having songs in it, but you don't need to
• 26:48
  Speaker 12: have the entire song played.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: That gets old. Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Especially just really bad songs.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: So let me ask, was there only one girl in
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: the band? Yes.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Damn it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Every time. And she was a bass player. Why does
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: it always follow suit, though? It's like, there's girls, and
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: they're only in bands with one. Now, granted, there's girl
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: groups and they play whatever, but if you only have
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: one girl in your group, why are they always the
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: bass player?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Is it like they're more prone to play bass?
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: In Scott Pilgrim, the drummer was a chick.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Finally, let's break that mold, because it
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: wasn't even like a movie mold, like in the real world.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, why do only girls... play bass players?
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Why are they only bass players in bands with one girl?
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: Karen Black Flag, she's a bass player. The chick from
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Rob Zombie.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Kim Deal.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: She's a bass player.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: All of them.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: The chick from Smashing Pumpkins. Lenny Kravitz, his drummer's a chick.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: His drummer's a chick.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: There you go. What was the other one? Sonic Youth.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Sonic Youth, yeah. Jeanette Napolito.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know if.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: That's considered an easy number. So, I don't know. It's
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: just a weird thing that I just, over the years,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I keep seeing this. And I was like, really? Can
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: girls only play bass? Because I'm pretty sure they can
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: play whatever the hell they want. Is, like, mom shoving
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: a bass down their throat? Because that seems like an
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: odd choice, too.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you have, what's her name, too? The chick, Oriente.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: She was going to play for Michael Jackson's band.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: She played guitar, lead guitar.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 28:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Well, now she doesn't need a band. She can just
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: be her own.
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: But she started off with me in a band when.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: She was a little chick. And she's hard. I'll tell
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: you this. Please, girls, pick up other instruments. I'm just
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: telling you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 12: They are.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: They just form girl bands.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: I'm sure most guy bands don't want... They're either the
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: lead singer or they're the bass player. Because I think
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: most guy bands, the guy wants to be the guitar player.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Screw that. Nobody wants to be the drummer. Nobody wants
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: to be the drummer. No, usually it's nobody wants to
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: be the bass player. So maybe that's why it gets
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: shoved off on girls. Well, you can play bass, but
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: that's it. Usually the bass player is the one that
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: gets screwed over. Nobody likes the bass player. Occasionally somebody
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: might like the drummer, but yeah, the bass player always
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: gets screwed.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: That's all we watched, I think.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: Aside from going back and watching Big Trouble in Little China.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Because yesterday was our anniversary, and it was the first movie.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: We watched together.
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: That was my litmus test for her, was if she
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: could sit through Big Trouble in Little China and like it,
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: then you were the one for me.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: You know you're on the right road at that point.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: I remember after we saw it, she was like, this
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: is like the coolest movie ever!
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: And I was like, yes!
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: He's been slick with me ever since. I forgot I
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: watched American.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Gothic, too. I've been watching that.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I haven't finished the last disc yet. so I probably
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: should have waited until I finished it but I love
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: American Gothic yeah it's a.
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: TV show from like 95 with Gary Cole playing I
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: guess he's like an evil guy I haven't really said
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: exactly what he.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Is but he is just all sorts of evil he
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: is he's.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Chock full of evil I think he wears all this
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: evil on.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: His hair though he.
• 29:52
  Speaker 11: Has this weird like moody.
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: Thing there's a lot going on in that show I
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: just can't stand that kid yeah you.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Can't stand him because he talks to them They're from, like.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Where are they, from Alabama or something?
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know where they are.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get myself thrown on it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, my good God.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: What you talking about?
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: What you talking about? Why is he the only one
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: that talks like that?
• 30:11
  Speaker 11: Nobody else in the movie talks like that.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: His sister talks like that, too.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: His dead sister talks like that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: But that's his voice. That's his voice in his head.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: She's talking like that. Because it's his own thoughts.
• 30:22
  Speaker 11: Before the evil sheriff killed her, she talked like that.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, jeez.
• 30:26
  Speaker 14: Whatever.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: How come nobody else in the town talks like that, though?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: No, I don't live there.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's the problem with the show. Maybe they're telling
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: you something. Maybe that is.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 11: Well, because the little boy could be evil, too, so
• 30:36
  Speaker 11: they're letting you know.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You talk funny, you're going.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: To be evil.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: You talk funny, you're going to die.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Good times. It had an episode that had Bruce Campbell
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: and you got eaten by bugs. Spoiler alert.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: If it was made in 95, you're not spoiling it.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Anything with Bruce, you're alright. It'll be fun regardless.
• 30:59
  Speaker 12: And it's Produced by Sam Raimi and Sean Cassidy, so
• 31:03
  Speaker 12: figure that one out.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an odd combination. How do Sam Raimi and
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Sean Cassidy get together? Yeah, what... Maybe Sam was, like,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: a fan of the Sean Cassidy fan club.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: I think it could happen.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: So, of course, with Sam Raimi, of course, he's going
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: to have Ted Raimi in at.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: Least an episode.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: It has to. It's in his contract. All right, good times.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I'm done.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Your turn, Molly. Okay, um, well... I've been reading a
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: lot lately because I can't.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: That's not allowed.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: This is not a reading podcast.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Are there pictures involved?
• 31:35
  Speaker 10: No.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: No, I've been reading a lot of Graham Green, which
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: is like spy stuff, which is weird.
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: I don't know if any of this stuff has been
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: made into movies, but I think it would be like
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: good movies.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: It's not recent or anything, but.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: If it doesn't have Jason Bourne in it, don't waste
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: our time.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Exactly. But, no, I don't have any internet.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: And I have a new TV and a new VCR,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: but I don't know how to work it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Does it flash 12 all day long?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I can't get the sound to work.
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: I tried to watch One Hour Photo the other day,
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: and it was like, it played just fine, and it
• 32:04
  Speaker 9: looked just fine, but there was no sound.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Maybe you should just stick to silent movies. You don't
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: have to worry about the subtitles.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: All movies are signed, but they don't have subtitles.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: But then you have to bring in an orchestra to
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: actually get the real... Silent movie meltdown.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Silent movie meltdown.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Coming at you, the new offshoot show.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Two hours of nothing. Nosferatu.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: It's just a streaming line.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: You don't hear anything.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but people like to watch our streaming. That's what
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: we found.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Watch our show.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Did I say that?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, someone who wasn't watching it, I can say it
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: because she's not watching this.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: It might have been Misty, wasn't it? I don't even
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: remember now. I just remember a huge tangent. It stemmed
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: from you said something about, yeah, I think it was.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: You said, well, Misty's not watching this anyway. Like, well,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: nobody's watching it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: We talk about you all the time.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: You talk a shit about me.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: We usually do. I have no idea. That's why you're
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: supposed to be here.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: It's only good things.
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: Only good shit I really don't even have I have
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: no idea.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: She's like damn it now I've got to listen to
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: the show.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I'll never listen to the show there's the plug we're.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Looking for we melt down even we don't listen.
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: Oh god I've been to the theater a couple of
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: times lately just because I don't.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Have to pay for it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: I need to find out that deal.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I'm missing out on that one.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Like the theater was like a fancy art theater?
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: No, just like theater.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Theater.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Theater.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: In a fancy dress with George Takei.
• 33:50
  Speaker 11: That would be awesome.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: George Takei in a fancy dress.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Either way, whatever.
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: He was wearing a casino in my dream.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: So, I don't know if I'd seen Tron the last
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: time we did the podcast.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw Tron. I fell asleep.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: That sounds about right from what I hear. It wasn't
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: really good.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: I wasn't even impressed with the 3D, and it was
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: only my second 3D movie, but I wasn't really that
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: impressed with it. I was just kind of like, well,
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: I have these glasses, so all these people that I'm
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: here with aren't going to notice that I'm asleep.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: It's a strategy.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't seen the 3D aspect. All I've seen
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: is the commercials, but to me it's still, it's like,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: the it's like they haven't really made any jump in
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: special effects like it looks like it did in the
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: 80s and i'm just like really i mean it should
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: be a little better now i mean it still looks
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: pretty cool which i you know i guess i like
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: the idea of them sticking with the world they're in
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: but i don't know it looks like it should be
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: better than it is yeah no really we've.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: Made tons of advances in computers since the 80s you
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: would think it would be a little bit nicer.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You would think look.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: At the graphics um computer animated jeff bridges freaked me
• 34:59
  Speaker 9: the fuck.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Out i've heard it's kind of gross.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: And creepy and i was like oh god i don't ever.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Want to see him like that ever just old and
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: cranky like he is in all the movies.
• 35:08
  Speaker 9: Now but um but all the girls in the movie
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: were really pretty olivia wild.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Is gorgeous yeah i keep seeing her on stuff computer.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Animated chicks geeks aren't gonna put ugly chicks in their
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: computer yeah Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I remember weird science.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, really. Make them bigger.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, Tron.
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: If you're really into, like, the old Tron or the
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: video game or whatever, I'm sure you would love it,
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: but I'm not.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I've never seen the first Tron.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Nobody can now because they won't put it out.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: They're working on a special. That was the worst timing ever.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: It's not available right now. And, like, everybody was trying
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: to find... It was, at least, on DVD. Everybody was
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: trying to find copies of it, so they were, like,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: a hundred and some odd dollars on, like, eBay and
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Amazon and stuff. So, yeah, people are, like, fighting to
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: get it. I'm like, Disney, are you stupid? Why not,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: you know, put these little deals together? So, like, next year,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: they're going to work on a special edition version.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Problem is, is when people watch it, they'll remember that
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: it wasn't that good.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that might have been.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: That's what they're hiding.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: It's not that good.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: That might have been the strategy.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Pulling off the shelf.
• 36:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: The video game was awesome.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: With the control stick and everything. I remember playing at
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: the arcade, but other.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Than that, Tron sucks. Well, the disc one was really cool, too.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, I don't know. Maybe that was their strategy,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: is hide it from people. Their memory is those cool
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: flashy lights, and we still have that in this one, so.
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: And I also saw The King's Speech, which was really good,
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: even though it's just about, that's what it's about.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: It's about The King's Speech.
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: Um like the way he speaks or like he has
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: a stammering problem that's what the whole is what the
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: whole movie's.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: About but i mean.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: But it's still really good and not as boring as
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: it should be i mean like nothing exciting happened.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Really but that's a big deal i mean not only
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: is he the king of the country but this was
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: at that point where they start moving into radio yeah
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: and broadcasting to the people and everything depends on you
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: being able to not only lead your country, but let
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: them have faith in you. You have to be strong
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: and be an impressive leader, and if you're up there
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: stuttering the whole time.
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: It was a really good movie, but just think about it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: That's a huge stretch to have a two-hour-long movie.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: On the premise of, like... A speech impediment. A speech impediment.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: That's why you get fancy actors who are actually really
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: good actors. I know.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Geoffrey Rush was amazing.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: That's what everyone is.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: Geoffrey Rush is always amazing.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Kind of. Even in crappy movies.
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Even in fucking pirates.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: I forgive him for showing his naked, disgusting ass in Quills.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: It was hot.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: And I do kind of... I'm strangely attracted to Geoffrey Rush.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: It doesn't surprise me.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: It's just... Yeah, it's just me.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: As long as he keeps his clothes on.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: As long as he keeps his clothes on. You're on
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: your own on that one.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: You're hot if I don't have to look at you.
• 38:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Would you like to be on the podcast?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: And Colin Firth was amazing.
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: Helena Bonham Carter was even good, even though her hair
• 38:07
  Speaker 9: really pissed me off the whole time.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: She's a homewrecker. But I've heard, it is one of
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: those people who are like, oh yeah, I forgot she
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: can actually act when she's not in goofy-ass Tim Burton.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: She's even a monkey.
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: She looked better as a monkey.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: I can't argue that, actually.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: They do make fun of her for being fat in
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: the movie which i thought was bonus homewrecker um yeah
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: it was really good um even though like i said
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: i kind of feel like they did an excellent job
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: considering the premise of the movie is like a fucking
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: speech impediment which is like you know they have movies.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: About like whole wars that aren't half as interesting and
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: i'm just like i don't I don't understand.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: That's impressive.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Good job. Yeah, very impressive. I watched Easy A, which
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: was a huge letdown.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: I like that girl.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: It looked fun.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: It looks like it would be hilarious. It's all the
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: good stuff in the trailer.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: The premise of the movie is that she is telling
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: her slutty big boob friend, who's actually not slutty at all,
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: that she slept with a guy just because Her friend
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: wouldn't leave her alone.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: And Amanda, Amanda, Amanda is in the bathroom and overhears it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: And is like, oh, my God, you dirty skank. And
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: tells the whole school that she had sex with this
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: one guy. All of a sudden, everybody cares. And they're like, oh, Tramp.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn, girl, Tramp. Okay, seriously. Like, I don't think
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: there was a single virgin in my high school. We
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: had a daycare. for people who had children.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: In your grade school.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: In my grade school. In your preschool.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: It was just, like, a hard thing to swallow.
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: Like, nobody cares if, like, a 17-year-old girl has sex
• 39:42
  Speaker 9: with some community college guy. Like, it's not the talk
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: of the school. Like, maybe if she had, like, an
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: orgy with, like.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: A group of community college guys.
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: She might be the talk of the school, but other
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: than that, I mean, like, that's just not the world
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: that we live in.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this plot would have worked in, like, 1980. No. Maybe.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe 1950.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: No, but I mean, there was still that. It was still, like,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: a big deal at that point.
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: And that's kind of what they were doing. It was
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: trying to be, like... She referenced John Hughes movies a lot.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: It was trying to be, like, a cheesy 80s movie,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: and it just wasn't. I mean... No.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you're just too self-aware of these things.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and the thing that really bothers me that I
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: used to think was, like, cute and clever, like, in
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: the movie Juno, the way she talked and she was, like,
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: super witty, you know, like, Gilmore Girls, the way, like,
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: their witty banter and their sarcasm and their humor, it's
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: tired now.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Like, people don't really.
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: It's forced.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: People don't really talk like that.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: And it's just overdone. I mean, it was original the
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: first several projects, but now that we've had 12 years of,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: you know, so many different people doing this, that It's
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: over the top.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just, like, I.
• 40:47
  Speaker 11: Don't... Are you implying that our banter isn't witty at all?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: No, our banter is great. That makes it okay.
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: Our banter is totally witty, and, you know, I'm not, like,
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: the most, like, clever, like, I'm not a wordsmith by
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: any means, but, like, you know, it's just, like, it's
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: funny in real life, in movies, when it's fake and
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: it's forced, and it's just, like, you're like using big
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: words and people are like, what the fuck are you
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: talking about? Like, it's not funny when you're like.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Over Dawson's Creek.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: They, they talked in fully formed thoughts.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: That's, that's just Kevin Williamson. I mean, that's just the
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: way everything he wrote. If you look at anything, it's
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: just like, wow.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: That's one of his screenplays. So yeah, it's, it's like conversations.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: If you had an hour to think about what your
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: reply would have been.
• 41:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: That's what that kind of, that's what I.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: Should have said.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: It's like an entire screenplay of that's what I should
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: have said.
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah i hate that i mean kids high school kids
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: are you suck that's what the come that's what the
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: comeback is so pretty much.
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah but it was just like trying really hard to
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: be witty stanley tucci was in it and i love
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: stanley tucci but he was like even him i'm just
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: like shut the fuck up god oh yeah um yeah
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: but it was a huge letdown that's that's all i'm
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: gonna say about that movie.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Uh I hope she turns up in better stuff.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Because she's very likable and seems like she could carry a.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Movie, so.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about In the Stone? In the Stone, yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 12: She's going to be in the new Spider-Man movie. She's
• 42:13
  Speaker 12: like the new Gwen or whatever the.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: As long as she's not on the Broadway play, because
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: she'll be dead.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: She bleached her hair off.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: She's blonde now.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: She's like Gwen. What was the chick's name in Spider-Man
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: when he was in high school?
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Well, it's not.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: It's not Mary Jane.
• 42:28
  Speaker 12: No.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Because they got rid of Mary Jane.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: But it's like in high school. Her name was Gwen something, maybe?
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Gwen Stacy.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's who it is.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I might be making that up.
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Whatever.
• 42:38
  Speaker 11: If it's wrong, I'm blaming it on you.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: And people will call us out.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Go for it. We're not really discussing that specific story.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: We're just referencing it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: Those are the only movies I can remember watching, but
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: I have been watching... I finished watching The Mighty Boosh,
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: which is awesome.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: It's another one I hear really good things about.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: And, uh.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: There's some moments.
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: I've just been watching, like, way too much British television lately. So, no,
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: some of it is fucking hilarious.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I always thought, you know, like.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: I like British television.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: I'm very hit and miss on British television.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Aside from S Club 7, British television.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, I think of British television.
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: I think of, like, Father Ted and, like, Smarple and
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: stuff like that.
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: But, like.
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: No, Mighty Boosh is fucking hilarious.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Spaced with Simon Pegg.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Spaced is awesome.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Spaced is actually pretty damn entertaining.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: There's another one. It's called Nate Barley, I think. It
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: has the same people from Mighty Boosh in it. The
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: IT crowd.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was the other one I was just about.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, Space and the IT crowd are both, like,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: above and beyond what normal, like, British programming is. They're
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: just really clever.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: And it's the same group of actors, all of them.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: It's really weird. I'm just like, so are there only, like,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: ten actors in England?
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: Or are they just, like.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Just the funny ones. Just the really funny ones.
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: Well, there's a show that used to come on PBS.
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it's still on or not, but
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: Mom and Dad watched it all the time. I can't
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: remember the name of it. But it kind of centers
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: around these, I don't know if it's four or five
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: old guys that live in this village, and it's just
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: about them constantly getting into just mischief. They're just like
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: they were when they were kids. They all grew up
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: in the same village, but now they're all old, like
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: 70s and 80-year-old men, and they're still getting in trouble.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: They all gather kind of around the same place. I
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: can't think of the name of it. I know the
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: guy who did the voice for.
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: Wallace from Wallace and Gromit is one of the actors
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: but I cannot remember the name of the movie or
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: I mean remember the name of.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: The TV show somebody probably knows what it is.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Out there I just can't remember someone in media.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Land yeah or England England.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: But but it's.
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: I've, it's made me say things funny, just like watching
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: British television.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Are you going to do Madonna?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: But I've been saying like, like British people say, do
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: a shit. I'm going to do a shit.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe, maybe you shouldn't say that out loud to people.
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: Um, and, uh, and another thing that I've started saying
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: or that I've realized, which is funny, uh, You say
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: well in front of things.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Like, that's well good. Or like, that's well delicious.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: That's well bloody crazy.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: It's a bunch of parp.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: There you go. I don't get enough parp in my conversations.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you now.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Shut your gob.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, and I've also been playing video games, too.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I beat God of War.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: Which one?
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: Three.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Three? In two days.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I could have done it in one day.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: I'm still on God of War 1 and 2.
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: But, I mean, I don't ever play video games.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I don't ever play video games, so I was very
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: proud of myself. I'm like, I beat this game, yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: And I started playing Bioshock yesterday, and I'm terrible at it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: It is awesome. Yeah, I'm playing Bioshock.
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: It is really awesome, but I'm terrible. Like the sweeping
• 45:54
  Speaker 9: camera view, I'm just like, I can't do it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: It's too much to process.
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: And it is, and I even have like a... co-pilot,
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: I guess, like someone who's like, no, turn left, turn left, left, left.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: The other left.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't do it when you're yelling at me.
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: I can only play some of those games before they
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: start making me sick, because I'm playing, what is that,
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: I played a couple, I played like two hours of
• 46:19
  Speaker 10: Gears of War 2 the other night, and then turned
• 46:22
  Speaker 10: it off and just felt.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Like I was going to have to puke.
• 46:24
  Speaker 11: You can't watch me play Naughty Bear, because It makes
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: me sick.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Not because I'm going around killing other bears.
• 46:30
  Speaker 13: I suck at that game, by the way.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, the bear-on-bear violence. I can't watch it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: It's unbearable. You lose points for that. Bonus pun points.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: What?
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: We don't give those out? Yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, so I'm terrible at Bioshock. That's okay.
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: I've learned this weekend there's lots of things I can't do,
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: like curl my hair with a flat iron and play Bioshock.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Once again, maybe you shouldn't do that. This sounds like
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: a fire about to break out.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: Marlene is the person on the hair dryer that actually
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: has the warning, do not use while asleep on the.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: The little stick figure drawing of her. Yeah, that's her.
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: Those are two independent functions that I do independently from
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: each other. It was just I grouped them in the
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: same thing because they're two things I learned I cannot do,
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: not necessarily do at the same time.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Of course I can't do them at the same time.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I can't do them one at a time, let alone together.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: So that's what I was implying by that. Thank you.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: I've also seen that drawing of you dunking a baby
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: in a five-gallon bucket. Please stop doing that.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: Oh, and another thing I've started saying because of Howard Moon,
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: damn it, on Mighty Boosh. Like, I'll say an insult,
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: or I'll be like, I'll say sir after it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Like, yes sir, thank you sir. Someone will insult him,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: and he's like, thank you sir. I call my boyfriend
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: sir all the time. I do.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: One of my friends was like, where do I pick
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: up a girl like that?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: The internet.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: The internet, yeah. Troll the internet. Is your friend handsome? Because, no,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Online, I think I used my dear the other day.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: My dear?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: You look lovely, my dear.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Who'd you say that to?
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: One of our listeners, actually.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's John.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: He's married.
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: Sorry, I don't have any single friends.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Except for Richie.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: No, I'm good. You might be too young for Richie.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not a lady of the 80s. maybe once I
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: learn to curl my hair with.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: A flat iron while playing video games but only like
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: but only Donkey Kong you can't play these new Bioshock.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Bullshit it's gotta be complete TV.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: There you go Qbert.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: I love Qbert make.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: A Qbert game they should make a Qbert movie the
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: movie yikes Oh.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I have one more thing to say about Suck, because
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I forgot earlier.
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: It had Malcolm McDowell in it. It played a character
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: called Eddie Van Helsing.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: That was all I got with that one. I just
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: remembered how stupid that was.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, oh, that's the thing about Easy A the cast
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: it had fucking Malcolm McDowell Thomas Hayden Church and Lisa
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: Kudrow and Stanley Tucci and like a bunch of people
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: is Lisa.
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: Kudrow 60 she is people always tell me I look
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: like Lisa Kudrow you have her face shape you do
• 49:30
  Speaker 13: I mean you don't really look exactly like her but
• 49:33
  Speaker 13: you have her shape you have the same shape face that.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: She does I'm pretty sure if you make Malcolm McDowell
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: a sandwich he'll come to your house he's in everything
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: it's fucking amazing every time i see a new sometimes
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: straight to dvd movie i'm just like really he has
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: nothing better to do than being this there you go
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: like wow i can understand some of the big projects
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: he keeps turning up in but he'll be in just random.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Conventions he does.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: He was there last time because he's busy filming yeah
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: he's busy with six.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: More movies yeah it is that one i had to
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: work He's been doing them lately, but before that he wasn't,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: and I guess because he was constantly shooting movies, some
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: of which people don't want to see.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: He was wearing way too much denim when we saw him.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: He had a denim shirt and denim pants.
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: But mostly he was wearing all khaki. It must have
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: been their uniform. You must wear all khaki.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: You must wear all denim.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: We lost a bet. They probably said, no one will care.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Where was the guy wearing.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: All leather and the other guy wearing all tweed? I mean, like.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Those were the people out there with us. It was
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: just random goers of the convention.
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: The guy at the flea market last weekend, he was.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: Wearing, what was it?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: He was wearing a denim button-up shirt with denim clover rolls.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just too much denim.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: That's too much denim. Okay, I'm done. All righty. That
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: round out the Geek Week?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: We will take a break. What?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: It's been a while.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: And it has been a while. That's why we had
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: to get caught up again. We'll be kidding. We always
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: take this long. We have a lot of dorky shit
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: to talk about.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: We will take a break. Give me back with What's
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: the Buzz? When I'm diving in the sunshine, turning up
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: the radio, I wonder back to the day when my.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Baby ran away.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: He was sex, dreams, and denim jeans. We used to
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: stay up all night playing late till it was bright,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: but then he found the guitar and our worlds were
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: pulled flat.
• 51:30
  Speaker 14: He was sweet as night.
• 51:44
  Speaker 11: What is it?
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, why, it's buttercup.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Popcorn and sweet butter, two hot popcorn.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Mix it up, wrap it up, buttercup is born. It's delicious.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: So nutritious. It's a tasty bite. It's so munchy. Crispy
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: and crunchy.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: You'll enjoy each bite.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Eat butter, crunched buttercup.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Pop one at a time.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Served in a king-size cup.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, If it had a mind, you could reason with it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: If it had a face, you could look it in
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: the eye. If it had a body, you could shoot it. Now,
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: man is no longer the supreme being on this planet.
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: The organism is growing at a geometric rate.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: By all accounts, it's at least a thousand times its
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: original mass.
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: Nobody believes me about what happened tonight.
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: What did happen?
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: I want that organism alive. I think you pissed it off.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Blob, terror has no shape.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I love the movies.
• 53:27
  Speaker 10: Welcome to the biggest movie event of the year.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: We're going to have a great night, ladies and gentlemen.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: And the Oscar goes to.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And the Oscar goes to.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Nick Ledger.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Ladies and.
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: Gentlemen, prepare yourselves. It's time for the third annual Movie
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: Meltdown Oscar Meyer Party. With all the glitz, glamour, pork products,
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: and vicious commentary you've come to know and love, the
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: Academy Awards will never be the same.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Coming soon to this feed. Don't miss it. Oscar Meltdown 3D.
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be artery-clocking good. Make sure you watch Movie Meltdown.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: This is Ken Foray.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: It's one of the best internet radio shows that you
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: could ever.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Ever watch.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: Movie Meltdown.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: Ken Foray talking, baby.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Go Grizzly, bitch.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Sometimes the world is black.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: And tears run from your eyes.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: And maybe we'll all get... Really sick.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: And maybe we'll all die. So let's build a snowman.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: We can make him our best friend. We can name
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: him Tom.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: We can name him Tom. We can make him tall.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: We can make him not so tall.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Snowman.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: We'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Point of view.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Like a mad scientist.
• 55:20
  Speaker 12: You should do like the snowman centipede version.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: The snowman centipede.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Can I go from that? Yes.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Do snowmen have asses? It's the big round. Yeah, but
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I mean the anus portion. That's kind of the important
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: part of the centipede. You've got to know where.
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: To attach, I mean.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Ready for buzzing. This is a big deal. It's been
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: a long damn time since we've sat down and did
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: the what's the buzz. Was the last one coming back
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: from Lexington? I I think so. Yeah, I think that's
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the only time we've done it, period, since Halloween. And
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: that was a road trip version of it. Some of
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: those movies have been produced by now. Yeah, yeah. That's
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: what's weird, is I will listen back to old ones
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: and hear stuff we were making fun of like a
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: year ago, and now it's in the theaters. I'm like, oh, wow,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: that's kind of weird. We've come that long. Full circle,
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: and now the crappy movies are crappy movies we make
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: fun of in the theater. All right, so we can
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: kick it off with The King of the Monsters.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: Godzilla.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Godzilla.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: What about Godzilla?
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Well, last March, Warner Brothers announced plans for a new
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: American version of Godzilla in conjunction with the movie monster's
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Japanese makers, Toho Company. What?
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: Toho?
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: They make all the Godzillas. Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: That's why they're so damn expensive.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, they are.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: That's the thing that pisses me off.
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: I go to look for Godzilla toys for my kid
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: because she loves the hell out of Godzilla.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: It's plastic. That's all it is. It's just a piece
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: of plastic. In a cardboard container. It doesn't make noise.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: It doesn't shoot fire.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: It doesn't have batteries. It doesn't do anything.
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: But yet it's $ 21 for a piece of molded plastic.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: Scam. It's killing me.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: It's a scam.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Because they're like the only one that can make it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: It's like, no. We have Godzilla toys.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: You want them?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Too bad. Pay money. So, yeah. This already, as you said,
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: if we've learned nothing from last time out, seems like
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: a bad idea.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: But.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: It could be okay if they're on board for it,
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: if it's not the American version just being like, We're
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: going to do it our way because.
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: It's American, damn it. We're going to make our own
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: damn dragons.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Which is what we did. Exactly.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Jesus was an American.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: That's why it sucked. So those go hand in hand,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Jesus and Godzilla.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: It's just we.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Find a way to fuck up anything.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: That's all I'm saying.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: We didn't talk about your awesome purchase, did we? We
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: didn't talk about the Ultraman.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: It is kind of in line with Godzilla. Okay, okay.
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: I'll say that real quick. Growing up as a kid,
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: my favorite things were Godzilla. Kung Fu Theater, and Ultraman.
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: I remember some of my earliest memories are Ultraman. Well,
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: when we were at.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: The flea market, actually, I mentioned last week that we
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: went to the flea market, but I didn't tell anybody
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: about your purchase.
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, Misty, you and Misty pointed out to me
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: the Ultraman karaoke machine for any Ultimate Ultraman fan. It's
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: pretty fucking impossible to find because we can't even find...
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: Proof that it exists on the internet. No, but yet
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: somehow I have it. It must be the only one
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: ever in production. It's like the holy grail of Ultraman stuff.
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: And karaoke machines.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: And awesome box art. Oh yeah, I know. The people.
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: on the box are having one hell of a fucking
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: good time.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: That was my selling point. I was like, Jay, you
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: need to get this because those people on the box
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: are having the best time of their damn lives. Look
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: at them.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: They were. They're all Japanese.
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: It's all Japanese box and they are singing the hell
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: out of some Ultraman karaoke.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Which is funny, because there's no lyrics.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: The tape that comes with it doesn't have any lyrics. Well, yeah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: I guess you do. It's just the soundtrack to Ultraman.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Well, did it come with it and maybe they got
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: lost along? Maybe there's like a lyric sheet that you're
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: supposed to sing along.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: It didn't come with any of that. I guess you've
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: got to put your own tape in there.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Or maybe they all know the lyrics by heart. Possibly.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe we're just not hardcore enough over here.
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: Maybe that's the problem. But, yeah, box art, Ultraman, sing
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: into him, his eyes light up.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: It is awesome.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: It's all kinds of awesome.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Because of the straps, you can strap it around your neck.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It would be extra dorky.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: It's handy karaoke.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: Handy karaoke.
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but that was the.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, I was surprised we didn't get to it
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: the last time.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: It's pretty badass. Just the box is worth the price
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: that you paid for it. Definitely. And then you've got
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: a cool... If you want to stick a picture of
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: it on the.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, yeah, maybe that needs to be this little.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty damn cool.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll put it on there and show you guys
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: how awesome it is. and ridiculous oh yeah so which
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: by the way was wasn't that just a knockoff ultraman
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: in that movie which one the uh megalom or yeah
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: was that jaguar um i don't know or was he
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: from the toho world but it was like.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: Their version of from jet jaguar was actually a robot
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: that these two guys built to kind of To kind
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: of battle some of the monsters.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: So, in a way, yeah, but in a way, no,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: because he was a robot.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: He wasn't an actual person. that had powers. Because, you know,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: same thing with you. I watched all that same stuff
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: as a kid because we were watching on the same channel. And, yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: to me, the lines were blurred. It was like, Ultraman
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: was hanging out with Godzilla. Yeah, you didn't know.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: You were a kid.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: You were like, wow, it's Ultraman!
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: And they were like, no, it's not Ultraman.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: It's a totally different.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Whatever, it looks like Ultraman to me. Fuck it.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: This is awesome! It's Ultraman!
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: No, it's just.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: For all practical purposes, yes, it's Ultraman. Okay, whatever. It's fun.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Who cares? So... Yeah, that was the tie-in for me.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, Ultraman fighting with Godzilla. The ultimate
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: tag team. Which they become in that movie.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Pretty much.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Once it became a monster movie and just became pro
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: wrestling with silly costumes. Exactly. Which is what they became.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: Which is funny because I don't like pro wrestling nowadays.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Especially when it's on.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: The sci-fi channel.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: See, now if they were wearing big, huge dinosaur costumes...
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: That would be cool.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: That'd be pretty fun, actually.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: And have little sets of towns that they were landing on.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: That would be awesome. Little explosions.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Impaling themselves on skyscrapers.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: Airplanes on the microfilm wire that are flying around and stuff.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: And Mothra could fly in.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I never got a reply to my angry letter to Sci-Fi.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Do you want to have a segue here and go
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: into that story, too?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: I'm so pissed.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 12: You do not have a two-day marathon of Twilight Zone
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 12: and then throw in two hours of wrestling.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: It is not an all-day Twilight Zone marathon.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 12: If you have two hours of WWE wrestling right in
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 12: the middle of it.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: That is retarded.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: That's wrestling.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's get it straight. That's wrestling.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: That's wrestling to you peoples.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 11: First of all, it shouldn't be on the Sci-Fi Channel
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 11: in the first place.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: No, it shouldn't.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 11: Second of all, Sci-Fi is spelled S-C-I-F-I. You cannot spell
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 11: it S-Y-F-I.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: That's fucking retarded.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I believe we've covered that.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 11: I told the Sci-Fi Channel this and I got no reply.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: In an angry, angry email.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: You don't interrupt my four-legged zone marathon.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 11: You don't say all-day marathon. And you're going to put
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 11: wrestling in.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: The middle of it. That's just stupid.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I agree. I was ready to back you up with
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: another email. My email, too.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 11: Also, what did you say?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Did you say bad words? Yeah. So, hey, let's get
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: the whole movement going. If you guys listening think it's
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: stupid to put wrestling... First of all, on the Sci-Fi Channel.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Second of all, in the middle of an all-day Twilight
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Zone marathon.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I was making it not an all-day Twilight Zone marathon.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: Is there a fucking wrestling channel?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there should be, because I don't have to watch it,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: so then I can skip over it.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: Like TNT or something?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, if everyone thinks that's stupid, go to their
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: website and send them an angry email and let's get
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: a whole movie.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: We should make a movie meltdown form letter to send.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: We'll pass it around to everybody.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 11: There's no wrestling on there.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: There are so many fucking ton shitload ass of fucking
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: television shows that you could put on a sci-fi channel.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: Why do you need to run wrestling? It's not like
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: you're like, oh, we need some time to fill because
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: what are we going to put on a sci-fi channel?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: We don't have any sci-fi movies.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: You got TV shows. You got Dark Shadows. There's tons
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: of shit, you know? I mean, you've got, what, all
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: types of stuff. Or they were running, when I was
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: a kid, they were, hell, you could put Ultraman on it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Godzilla.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: You could put anything. It's sci-fi, but don't put wrestling.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Come on. I think the issue was when they became Siffy,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: that was at a point when they realized, hey, nobody's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: watching our channel anymore. But there were people watching the channel.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm not watching it now.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Think about the hordes of wrestling fans out there. They're like, well,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: if we can get them to come over here... Again,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: I think it's stupid, but... What's next?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: NASCAR?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: If they can get ratings, if they can get people
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: on board for it, yeah, they probably will.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: But then why become a sci-fi channel?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: They're sippy now.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: That's why they became sippy, because then.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Then it's a brand, so it doesn't even mean it
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: has to have anything to do with science fiction. It's SIFI,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: and that means wrestling, I guess. I don't know. It
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: means wrestling and.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 8: Sci-fi, because, hey, the people that are going to watch
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: our really bad, crappy movies probably aren't that smart, so
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: we'll stick them in with the wrestling crowd.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: That's kind of what they're saying, actually.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 11: I don't watch their bad movies, but I will not
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 11: watch the freaking wrestling.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: We don't watch the bad movies for being like, oh,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: my God, dude, you see what he did with that
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: daggone rock laundry?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: He shoved it right up that dragon's ass.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: That was crazy. Not like that.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: You're pretty good at that.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: We see stuff and we're just like, yeah, this movie's
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: going to suck.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: This movie's terrible. I love it. I mean, Manskito.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Where the hell are you going to get Manskito? Really?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: That might be a new wrestler. Maybe they're just trying
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: out the wrestlers in these bad sci-fi movies. Manskito's off
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: the top rope. He's going to do the blood sucker.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, he took him out. That would be fun. Only
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: if he dressed up in the costumes.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Which then, then it's just awesome because it's Mexican wrestling. Right.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I'll watch Mexican wrestling. I don't want to watch American
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: horrible wrestling.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Ah, so yeah, piss me off. Angry Letters, a sci-fi channel.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Yep, get on it, people.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: And tell them how stupid Safiya is.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not going to change their mind on
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: that one. There's no other way around that one.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Stupid.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I was trying to piece the Ultraman in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: with the Godzilla, but I can't do that with wrestling, so...
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: We just tangented off. Don't worry about it.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: We do it all the time.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, Godzilla.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: You know it's our show.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: The.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Again, we learned nothing, obviously, from last time out. But
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: what we realized was that we did the ultimate error there.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Not only did we Americanize it, but we gave it
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: to a big, dumb director. We gave it to Emmerich
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: and said, here, make one of your big, dumb movies.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: And that's exactly what they did. This time out, it's
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: at least hopeful. They found a director, and it is
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Gareth Edwards, who is a British director who did the indie,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: low-budget science fiction movie Monsters.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, so he's done some science fiction stuff.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: He's done... Well, this is... I mean, that was his
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: feature debut, but, I mean, he did it himself. Like,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: not only did he direct and, you know, create the movie,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: he also did the special effects. That's how, like... I mean,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: he's actually trained at doing special effects and was so...
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: into the idea that, I mean, he did pretty much
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: everything on the movie. Well, that's cool.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to give that guy credit, and that's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: the kind of person I would want in charge of
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: a new project like Godzilla.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: Not some guy that's like, Godzilla, who's that again? Yeah,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: that sounds like somebody who's already invested into Godzilla anyway.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: It sounds like he's probably a fan.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Or at least, yeah, has a sense of how to
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: make a decent movie and not just like.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: And they're bringing the toy company in on that too,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: so that's kind of cool.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: At least the original, yeah.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: If you're going to bring him in, bring somebody that
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: has some sort of relevance to Godzilla in, and at
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: least bounce ideas off of him.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: Don't just be like, we're going to make our own
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: damn Godzilla, whether you like it or not.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of the tie-in last time out. I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: was like, Taco Bell? Last time, it may.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: As well have been a... Jurassic Park movie.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: The second half of it is. It's like it's Jurassic Park.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: She doesn't want to have anything to do with the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: American Godzilla. Nobody does. She saw the movie on Netflix.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: She was going through scrolling for Godzilla and she looked
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: at it and she was like, this is a Godzilla movie?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: And I was like, yeah. And she goes, it doesn't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: even look like Godzilla.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: You're right. And what's Ferris Bueller doing in it?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: I can't answer that, honey. I'm sorry.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: You're dancing and singing.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: He always deals.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: With a hideous creature at night at home anyway. He
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: was stealing Godzilla's Ferrari.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: There's just so many problems with that American version last time. So, again,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: my initial reaction is, oh, God, don't ever make another one. But...
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: You know, this is a good person to hand it to,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I think. And I was kind of wondering what they
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: were going to throw at him next because that one's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: had weird reviews because it's actually mostly like a relationship-based story. Like,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: the monsters in this are sort of in the background, which, again,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: gives him credit for having an actual screenplay. It's no
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: monster love story.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: It's not going to show up on the album.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Getting it on with other giant monsters. I'd watch that, too, actually.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: I'm a little off. I realize that.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 9: I once bought my friend this book called Frankenstein Makes
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: a Sandwich. There's this really funny poem at the end
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: of it. It's just a book of poems. There's this
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 9: really funny poem at the end of it about Godzilla taking.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: A poop on a Toyota.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I would recite that poem. And this has been your
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: moment with.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: That's just a snippet of a Marlena moment.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 9: You don't even want to know all the funny things
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: that have happened to me.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: You already had a triple feature last time. Mal.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: What was it? I don't even remember.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Weren't you there last time? No.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 9: It's just a constant onslaught of, like, hilarious shit.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: That is my life. I can't keep up.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: I think one of them was the single white female,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: but with that dude.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got the dude dressing like you.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 14: Doug, yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: He actually came in the other day because he'd gotten fired. Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I think he needed, like, girl talk.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: And more people humping on you in bars. That was
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: most of what... Actually, you know, like.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: No one ever... No one does that. I don't do
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: that to people anymore.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Well, in those stories, somebody was humping on somebody.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: And no one ever comes up to me.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 9: Like, we were dancing the other day, and, like, there's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 9: this retarded guy who's, like, dancing with everybody.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: He looks at me, and he, like, runs.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like... Yes!
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: I think I just wear main repellent clothes.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: You should start marketing that. I'm not sure how well
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: it would go over.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: It smells like corndog.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Is that what attracted me?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really, wait a minute. That's like dork attracted.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Look at that lot of smells.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I'm on board for this. Alright,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: so from Godzilla to George Clooney. They're both big and awesome, right?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Who needs a Segway? Segway Schmegway.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: Which one was on the Facts of Life?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Godzilla. Clooney was on Roseanne. Godzilla was on Facts of Life.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Let's keep that shit straight.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: I thought Clooney was on the Facts of Life for
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: a little while.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Sadly he was. Sadly for his career. Oh, but now
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: he's moved on to bigger and better things. So he
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: seemingly splits his time now between Hollywood and Italy. Because
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: his last movie, The American, was set primarily in Italy.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: So the latest movie that George Clooney has attached himself
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: to star in will return the actor to Italy as
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: the star of The Monster of Florence. The Fox 2000
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: movie will be an adaptation of the 2008 non-fiction book
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: The Monster of Florence, co-written by Douglas Preston and Mario Pesci.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: And if you're Italian and I'm saying that wrong, tough.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Preston and Spezzi investigated the gruesome Il Monstro killings in Florence,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Italy from 1968 to 1985, which is a pretty long
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: span of killing people. And the process found themselves also
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: being suspects by the Italian police. So this has kind
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: of got like a Zodiac.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Vibe going on. Is Douglas Preston the one who always
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: writes Preston and Child? I don't know.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. There's no word yet as to who
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Clooney will be playing, but the most likely role would
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: appear to be that of Douglas Preston himself. If the
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: adaptation follows the book's blending of their investigations with the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: story of the murders as well. This was one I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: thought was kind of interesting. That span of time is
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: a huge amount of time for killing of people. I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: don't know much about the Il Monstro killings, so this
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: sounds like something I would be on board for. at
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: least seen a version of. I don't know how close
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: they'll get to any real facts, but who cares when
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: it's a movie, right? I don't really care. At this point,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I acknowledge that it's going to be wrong factually and
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: I enjoy the movie. I don't know why everybody can't
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: just kind of get on board for that.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: Well, what I can say about that is at least Clooney,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: I might not like the subject or, you know, but
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: everything he does is well done. I mean, at the
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: very least. He's always entertaining no matter what. Yeah, so
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: I'm not Yeah, I mean, if he's going to choose
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: something with a nice storyline like that, or an interesting storyline,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: it's probably going to be pretty good.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much everything he does now,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: even when it's stuff that's not commercially successful. It's like,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: if you go back and look at him, it's like,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: it's rare that he's turning in, like, terrible movies, you know?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Even his mediocre ones are better than most of the
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: crap that's coming out now.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: So, yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: And scaring goats. I hated that movie.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: She hated that movie, but I loved him in that movie.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: I still like that movie.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Again, that's... a more interesting project than most crap that
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: comes out and I've not really heard anybody that liked
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: it but everybody's kind of like well it's.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: Still worth watching I'll tell you that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's like it's still I don't.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: Have to I know it sucks I've seen snippets of
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: it and I.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Told you it sucked yeah so I don't know it's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: just one of those yeah he's always involved in pretty
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: good stuff so anything he's attached to at this point
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: it kind of gets a little bump up there for
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: being probably better than anything else Or at least better
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: produced than most stuff coming out now.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: All right, now we've discussed this movie before, but the
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: new casting allows me to discuss one of our favorite
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: 12-fingered actresses.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 12: Jim.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Jim Arterton. Jim Arterton has now been signed on to
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: work with Paramount Pictures to co-star with Jeremy Renner in
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. Okay.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: We were confused by this before, but I just like
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: that they found the other half of the cast now.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: The dark action movie is set many years after the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: traumatic childhood incident, which ripped off two of her extra fingers.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: Somewhere there's a witch with thumbs that are drawn.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: That's what happened to Megan Fox, too.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: These poor actresses in Hollywood, they can't keep their fingers
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: and thumbs.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: No, Megan Fox still has her thumbs.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Well, she lost that middle part. She's got toe thumbs.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Now it's all stumpy and chill. She got ran over
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: by Steve. So, yeah, the traumatic childhood incident that we
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: all know as the fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: Toe thumbs is going.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: To be pretty traumatic.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: When the adult siblings grow up, they become supernatural bounty hunters.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: Well, it makes them supernatural.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Because they're in a fairy tale i don't know they get.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: Some powers they survived a witch's yeah really they they
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: killed a witch and maybe they ate her after her
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: time they shoved her in an oven i mean witch's.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: House there you go ate.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: Her house and gained her power yeah.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: That's how it works i'm pretty sure in crazy fairy
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: tale oh so director tommy orgola From Dead Snow, your
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: favorite movie. Oh, I hate a dead snow movie. Like
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: in stereo, but opposite. He plans to start filming Hansel
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: and Gretel Witch Hunters in Berlin, Germany, in March. So
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: he's going to get out. This was interesting just schedule-wise.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I only realize now just how, I mentioned him earlier,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: how popular Renner is at this point. The movie is
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: on a tight schedule as it fits into the eight
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: weeks in between Renner wrapping up his role in Mission Impossible,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Ghost Protocol... and his role as Hawkeye in The Avengers. So, like,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: are there any bigger properties that he's not attached to
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: at this point? It's crazy. Let's see. I like this, too.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Another reason that Paramount is racing to get the movie
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: done quickly is that the studio wants to beat director
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Timber's adaptation of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. So I guess
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: these are... I'm like, really? Yeah, competing with each other? Like,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Grimm's fairy tales and Abraham Lincoln, they fall in the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: same category? It's like, whatever. All right. Now, this one,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I personally am not a fan of the actress, but
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: it could lead to a few interesting points, and Marlena,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: you may have some observations on this new project. And first,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tangent off into my own story here,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: because I'm about to mention Yentl. And earlier this week,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: I went, it's just like Yentl, which I don't say
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: that very often. But I did run into a... I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: don't really know this person, and I'm not going to
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: mention them by name, because it's nobody's business, but there
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: was this person that comes in that, well, as I
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: knew them, a year or so ago, a woman, and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: now has a beard, and wears a yarmulke, and is
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: going into, is very deep into learning the ways of,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: you know, the Jewish religion. And it seemingly looks like
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: a man now. I'm not really sure what all is
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: going on. I'm like, you find out as long as
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: they're happy, you know, whatever. They seem like they're making
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: a couple of life choices there. Good for them.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: So I, but it was a lot to, I mean,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like you should take one at a time.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: I was like both within like a year of time.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's a lot.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 9: It's like, you know, I really feel like I'm a man,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 9: but not only a man, a Jewish man.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: That was, well, that was what weird. She used to,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: I used to see her all the time and she'd
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: be wearing the yarmulke. And I'm like, I don't know
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: that much about Judaism, but I'm pretty sure girls aren't
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: supposed to wear those.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 13: Maybe she just thought it was a cute little hat.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's the thing. At first I was like,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: is she just like screwing around? Cause that's going to
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: piss off people who are actually Jewish.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: Hey, you're missing the propeller.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're going to piss somebody off. So then
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: later I was like, again, I heard it kind of
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: secondhand that no, she's like really into that. And she
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: wants to learn about the faith. And I was like, okay,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: but if you learn a little more, I think you'll
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: find out you're not supposed to be wearing that. And
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: then like, again, haven't seen her in like six, eight months.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: And now all of a sudden there's a beard. And
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, okay, I guess. So finally I got
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: to wrap it up with, that's just like Yentl.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: I don't get to use that phrase very often. So
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: I thought it was funny that it was now mentioned
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: going into this story. So that aside, although it has
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: now been over 25 years since Yentl, during which this
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: actress has appeared in only five movies, two of which
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: have the word Fockers in them. singer-actress barbara streisand got
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: her movie career started in a string of movie musicals
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: well now she is in talks with warner brothers to
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: finally return to the genre in a planned remake of.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Gypsy the one about gypsy rosalie.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: There you go see i thought that i knew you'd
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: just seen that so based on the san jaime broadway
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: musical the memoirs of striptease artist gypsy rosalie yeah That's
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: the thing. They say, thankfully, the 60-year-old singer will not
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: be starring as Gypsy herself.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: Because nobody wants.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: To see her dick. her clothes off. Even back in
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: the day, I didn't want to see her taking her
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: clothes off. But as her mother, Rose, who was played
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: in the 1962 film by Rosalind Russell. So, I didn't
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: know if you'd just seen that play. She featured... pretty
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: heavily in the play.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 9: The play that I saw was kind of stupid because
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 9: at first it had nothing to, it was not about
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: Gypsy Rose Lee. It was about her sister and her mother.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 9: And then mid play, all of a sudden it's about
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 9: Gypsy Rose Lee. And then you're like, what?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: You come back from getting a drink and you're like,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: who the fuck is this about now?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: I got up from my seat for 10 minutes and
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: it's a whole new play.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 9: It was just like way, it was like, uh, I mean,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 9: it could have been really interesting. But it was basically
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 9: the world's longest, most poorly edited play I've ever seen
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 9: in my life.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe they'll do that with the movie. So, yeah,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: the character of Rose is a classic example of a
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: stage mom, as they say, and she presses her young
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: daughter to become an entertainer. There's no word yet as
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: to who will be the young actress playing Gypsy herself.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: It's going to be me. Okay.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Get on then. I was going to ask if you
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: had any casting ideas, but we're just going straight with you.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's going to be me.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Alright, write in to Warner Brothers and make sure they
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: know that we're casting it right now.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a done deal.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: That in itself, again, all of this is kind of goofy,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: but the only thing that makes it more weird and
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: really makes it fit into one of our normal stories,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: it will be produced by Joel Silver, who is usually
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: associated with his action franchise, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Predator, Matrix.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: These are his kind of movies, so... You factor these
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: two things together in the middle, is it going to
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: meet and be like burlesque? I heard sucked. Yeah, no,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, is it going to be, because it's
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: like the new Showgirls, basically. Only at least Showgirls was
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: entertaining in a bad way. From what I hear, burlesque
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: is not even entertaining. So, yeah, I'm wondering, is that
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: the road they're going down by having Joel Silver attached?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Is it, you know? going to lose any sense of what.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: Unless Barbra Streisand carries a gatling gun or something.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: Which would be awesome at some point Barbra Streisand says
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: I ain't got time to bleed and then guns down
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: a bunch of people I'd watch that I don't want
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: to watch most of her stuff but I'd watch that
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: call it shoot the fucker please at this point give
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: it up that joke's not funny anymore we get it
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: it's funny you're still watching and we get it so
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: okay Now I return, it's been a long time, but
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: I return to our running feature of... What? Actually, this
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: one's entertaining. I'm not even angry about it, I'm just
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: sort of confused. Because who would have ever thought they
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: would have based a movie around the video game Madden Football?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 14: Nice.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: And in such a weird way. I don't think I've
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: heard this version of this story before. The video game
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: company Electronic Arts is developing a movie project inspired by
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: the Madden Curse. Are you familiar with the Madden Curse?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're on the cover one year, and the next
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: year you get hurt and put out for the rest.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Of the season. Again, I don't pay attention to football
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: because I don't care. So, it's funny, I like the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: ridiculous story. So, yeah, any NFL player that appears on
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: the cover soon will suffer from an injury or decline
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: in performance. That's the Madden Curse. So... At this point,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: there is not any writer, director, or movie studio actually attached.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: I wonder why. Because it sucks. Because it's a ridiculous
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: idea for a movie.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: People would rather spend two hours watching football.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: I guess if you care about football, you're just watching
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: football right about then. So Electronic Arts hopes that someone
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: will come aboard to make this movie a reality. Hope
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: in one hand and shit in the other. Rather than
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: it be about an athlete, the planned movie would be
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: about a former Madden video game champion who is forced
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: out of retirement just as he finds himself on the
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: game's cover and subject to the curse.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just dumb.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: It is. You know what?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: Make a movie about the video game Lost Luggage.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Remember that game?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: I think it came out for Atari. I'm thinking Burger Time.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 6: It was called Lost Luggage.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 8: All you had to do was run back and forth
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: and grab the suitcases that were falling down from the street.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: But does anybody remember Crazy Climber?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: AC Climber sounds vaguely familiar.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had like the two joysticks and you had
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: to climb up a building and not fall off. And
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: there'd be like old ladies that would open the window
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: and drop like flower pots on your head. So yeah,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: that's asking to be turned into a movie, guys. I'm
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: telling you. I don't know why they never made a
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Contra movie.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: I think that would be awesome.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: That one actually, yeah. I think that would be a
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: great movie.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: Where's the Metal Gear Solid movie? I want that. I
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: want it, but I don't want to screw it up.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Metal Gear, any of them would have made a
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: good movie. Yeah.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: Bionic Commando. Dwayne Johnson is the Bionic Commando. That might
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: be pretty good. I can see him as the Bionic Commando.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: That's happening. It's just been greenlit.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: I just like the weird urban legend angle. I was like,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: is it really going to be, is it going to
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: be like urban legend or like Final Destination where as
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: soon as you're on the cover, there's this weird series
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: of events that they're going to fall into some sort
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: of horrible injury.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: So we're going to see, like, you know.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: It'll be like a horror sports movie.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: Just created a new genre. It'll be like.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: A horror sports movie. Yeah, a horror sports movie. That's
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: called Jerry Maguire.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: It is, actually.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: I know people love that, but I cannot get on board. But, no, like,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: death just, like, invisibly starts moving things around. Like, what
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: if they're on the football field? And, like, he starts
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: moving shit around, and it ends with, you know, somebody
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: thighs him in themselves and just snapping their legs.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: The scene before the movie.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 15: They're in the training room remember see that's what I'm
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 15: saying it's like the urban legend angle like threw it
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 15: down that road for me I was like now if
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 15: you make it that ridiculous and that stupid I might
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 15: have to go.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: See that that seems kind of fun actually stupid.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 11: I love urban legends I love Final.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Destination I'm hoping they go that route don't it alright
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: and we can round things up with an update to
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: our ongoing Toys in the Attic heading because we've made
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: fun of this already we already made.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 14: Fun of the Ouija movie They're going to do a
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 14: Ouija board movie. So Universal Pictures is proceeding with its
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  Speaker 14: plans with Hasbro to adapt the company's board games into
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  Speaker 14: actual big-budget movies.
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  Speaker 3: Battleship is currently filming, scheduled to come out in 2012.
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  Speaker 3: It may very well be the end of the world, actually.
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  Speaker 3: But the next project up, Ouija, which we've already made
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  Speaker 3: fun of, is scheduled for November 2012. The world will
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  Speaker 3: be over then. We don't have to worry about that shit.
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  Speaker 3: I hope so at this point. And they've begun negotiations.
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  Speaker 3: They now have a director. Could it get any worse?
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: The director is Joseph McGendinickle.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, at least it's not you at all.
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  Speaker 3: Do you recognize that name?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 3: Joseph McGinty-Nickel, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 6: McG.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, McG.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: He makes some good music.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: He did Fastlane.
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  Speaker 2: Fastlane was awesome.
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  Speaker 11: I don't care what anybody says. Fastlane kicked ass.
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  Speaker 3: He's just gone steadily downhill. It's like everything he... And
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  Speaker 3: just attaching him to a project almost makes it suck now.
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  Speaker 8: It's... Isn't he slated to do the Pickup Sticks movie?
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  Speaker 3: I believe he is, actually. Right after he finishes Don't
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  Speaker 3: Break the Ice. It's a cool game we can all play.
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  Speaker 3: Don't spray the beans.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, McG is... Pretty sneaky, sis. That's right. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know how many times I said that over the holiday?
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  Speaker 3: I got to play that with my nephew, and I
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  Speaker 3: continually said, Pretty sneaky, sis. Which he continually was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a sis. And then I had to explain
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  Speaker 3: the commercial to him, and then he kind of thought
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  Speaker 3: it was funny. Then I actually got to say it
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  Speaker 3: to my sister, so it was all funny. Pretty sneaky, sis.
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  Speaker 3: So if McG signs on, the filming is scheduled to
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  Speaker 3: start on the Supernatural Action Adventure... What? That makes no sense.
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  Speaker 3: This summer. So, yeah. If it makes it any better,
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  Speaker 3: the Ouija script is adapted by the screenwriters Adam Horowitz
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  Speaker 3: and Edward Ewan Doe. Yes, yes. It's written by a
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  Speaker 3: beastie boy. Edward Kitsis, who are best known for writing
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  Speaker 3: several episodes of Lost and co-writing Tron Legacy.
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  Speaker 2: That's not going to make any sense.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I was like, that's no reassuring in the
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  Speaker 3: writing there, because we go from a plot that nobody
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  Speaker 3: can follow to a plot that, well, to no plot
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  Speaker 3: at all, basically. So, yeah, I don't know. Is there
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  Speaker 3: anything good coming out of this? No.
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  Speaker 6: I can at least see with Luigi, you can write
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  Speaker 6: a campy, supernatural thing that you play with it and
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  Speaker 6: somebody dies.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they already did. It's called Witch Board.
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  Speaker 15: Right.
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  Speaker 6: It basically writes itself. Well, I mean, and another game,
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  Speaker 6: it's like Jumanji and Zathura. Those are good movies. Leave
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  Speaker 6: it alone.
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  Speaker 11: That one that sucked that had Eliza Dushku in it.
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  Speaker 2: Which one?
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  Speaker 12: Well, they played this game, and it was kind of
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  Speaker 12: like if you lost in the game.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, good lord. That was... I don't remember the name
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  Speaker 6: of it. That was a video game, though, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 2: It was a movie.
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  Speaker 6: Was it a movie?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and at the end she turns into a big dragonfly.
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  Speaker 3: Spoiler alert! I don't know the name of it, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to ruin it.
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  Speaker 9: That way it makes.
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  Speaker 2: It more of a challenge.
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  Speaker 3: Figure out which movie.
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  Speaker 2: You're three quarters of the way through.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, Missy, you ruined this movie and I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: know it.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't turn into it.
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  Speaker 11: She's like half-naked and she's got wings.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Half-naked sold a lot of the listeners already. Half-naked douche-coo.
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  Speaker 3: I heard douche-coo's half-naked.
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  Speaker 5: At a movie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go see that now. Even though she does...
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  Speaker 3: become a dragonfly.
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  Speaker 8: She got dragonfly wings and she flies around that's hot
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  Speaker 8: god i must.
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  Speaker 11: Have blocked that out because i really don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: It I can't remember what it's called. Oh, it sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was a sci-fi original.
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  Speaker 3: I hate to tell you, our review of Black Waters
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  Speaker 3: of Echo's Pond was very similar to that, because, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's exactly what that game. You play a ridiculously huge
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  Speaker 3: elaborate board game, and then things go wrong in the
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  Speaker 3: real world. Yeah, so. We've already seen many versions of
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  Speaker 3: this movie. I don't know why we need to see
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  Speaker 3: it again. I don't know that we need McG attached
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  Speaker 3: to it. So, I don't know. But with that news,
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  Speaker 3: I guess it makes McG Mr. Weegee. Yeah, dude. With that,
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  Speaker 3: we will wrap up part one here and invite you
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  Speaker 3: to come back and join us for part two in
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  Speaker 3: this week's Sofa Theater feature, George Romero's Martin. Is that
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  Speaker 3: the one with Shanaynay? Yes. I believe George Romero is
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  Speaker 3: in drag as Shanaynay. Come back and join.
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  Speaker 5: .
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  Speaker 3: .
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  Speaker 5: .
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  Speaker 7: Who is this mysterious wizard?
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  Speaker 6: What new villainy are his men up to?
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  Speaker 8: Don't miss Tunnel of Terror, the second exciting chapter of
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  Speaker 8: Batman and Robin, at this theater next week.
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  Speaker 7: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 7: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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