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- 1:02I welcome everybody to the Tom and Harry is why Jesus Christ. I'm Tom
- 1:10Amney and I'm Jerry McBride. Harry is all doing. You're all very welcome
- 1:15to the weird wonderful world of Tom and Jerry. Will we put the world
- 1:18to right in our context anyway with what we think is interesting. Thanks very
- 1:23much to people that were in context. But the people were messaginger, they
- 1:25were actually sound about it. We're going nice class. Yeah, there he
- 1:29goes. Nice to see it. You love to see it. Tom.
- 1:30Also, I'll tell you the weird and wonderful world. It's not weird to
- 1:34me. This is like, you know, this is our normal, Tom,
- 1:38this is our resting year. The nonsense we talk about. I'm trying
- 1:41to think about the every manager. Well though, to the every man,
- 1:42everybody's a bit weird these days. So I suppose if we can, you
- 1:46know, if we can nip up those corners for people to go, oh
- 1:48yeah, that's exactly kind of weird, Souff. I'm into it. Cool,
- 1:52I'll tell you I tell you, if you want to pull it back
- 1:53down away from weird time, I want to talk to you about the weather,
- 1:56just for one wee second, just just to show these, to show
- 2:00a wonderful listeners that we can do Monday. And before I knew you could
- 2:02help yourself. Next you're going to be telling me your best your favorite route
- 2:06to work and however you lord go on, No, I because I gotta
- 2:10tell you that the weather these days, right the past couple of days,
- 2:15it's what I like in weather. It's a challenge because it's lovely and bright
- 2:19and sunny. But then you go out and it would founder you. Tom.
- 2:23I don't know if do you get foundered down your way or is that
- 2:25a monum thing? Well, no, I will foundered. No founder wouldn't
- 2:29be. But I've taken to the use in the phrase my guest is well
- 2:31and truly flabbered by these things. Yeah that's yeah, power that one as
- 2:38well. But no, to be foundered. I'm gonna have to google that
- 2:40and see is it actually a ward or is it just like a modern thing.
- 2:45I'm foundered. I'm founded with the cold, Tom. It's one step
- 2:46up from being skinned. Oh Jesus, No, I've never heard to be
- 2:51foundered. I definitely think, do you know what, it's very plausible that
- 2:53it is a manhad thing, because an all fairness is a thing in itself
- 2:58like this is it? We have our own little We've got the Oxford Monahan
- 3:01Dictionary up air way. So yeah, you go out and you get foundered,
- 3:06and then you come back in and it's it's all nice and bright again,
- 3:08and you go and it hailstoned today, Tom, I don't know.
- 3:13I was putting a wash on the line and a hailstone. See that's how
- 3:15you gauge. You gauge your life these days, as I do too.
- 3:20Is what is it doing to the washing? Isn't it? What's it doing
- 3:23to the washing? I gotta tell you, Tom, I've said this to
- 3:28you several times. I'm gonna say to the listener. Now, I love
- 3:30doing the washing. That's my job. That's that's my job to properly get
- 3:35dirty clothes clean and back in the place to be. I love it,
- 3:38and I never and now I've got the challenging weather where you have to be
- 3:42like out with a divine and rod before you hang a wash out. I
- 3:46know there's absolutely it's people come to Ireland, they go, why do people
- 3:51always talk about the weathers like have a gender, have a gender day of
- 3:54the week. There's seven different seasons in one day. So it's yeah,
- 3:59it's not. It's not just nice, it's it's it's we have an adversarial
- 4:03relationship with the weather. But if you want to go out and hang a
- 4:08wash up on the line, you have to scatter dry chicken bones on the
- 4:11ground and read what the day is going to be like. You have to
- 4:15suit say what the day is going to be? Like my leave my three
- 4:17tea leaves, Tom, Yeah, my t whether you put a wash it?
- 4:21Yeah, I mean, heaven forbid you'd ever fire up the dryer,
- 4:25do you know what I mean? Like Jesus, that's the last. That's
- 4:28the last. I'm not We're not gonna get all that fire off topic here,
- 4:31Tom. We will start the show here very shortly. What the people
- 4:33came to listen to it not just this nonsense at the start. Our tumble
- 4:36dryer is a little bit on the blink and it only ever goes on on
- 4:41an absolute last ditch basis this the last hope for getting dry clothes for the
- 4:46morning is the dryer and I think there's a burn or something gone in it.
- 4:49So you have to kind of manually spin the drum a couple of times
- 4:54before you put it going. You know, it won't stop cold. You
- 4:57have to crank it up. What kind of Fred Diviner cobble together? Heaper
- 5:02ship? It is? It's it's, it's, it's it's like fine,
- 5:05I just I don't know what I did to the drive belt of it.
- 5:09Well, I can tell you exactly what I did for the drive belt.
- 5:11Don't put twelve kilos of clothes and a ten kilo driyer, guys, That's
- 5:14all I'm going to tell you. But you have to put your hands into
- 5:16the drum and catch the fins and like spin it. So anytime I'm drying
- 5:21clothes, it's like I'm trying to start like a World War two biplane because
- 5:26Jerry's in the air, you know, the red barns in the air.
- 5:29Get get the birds are born, you know, get the spitfires going,
- 5:31stand back, given the big tombs up and pull the chocks from underneath it,
- 5:34and off she goes. And you you just salute it. You saluted
- 5:38and start trying your clothes. God speeds are God speed to be better.
- 5:43I'm deadly interested in all that. I'm not putting entirely sure that the audience
- 5:46are. But look at I do agree with you. I enjoyed the washing,
- 5:48I enjoyed the Washington. Well, there you go, there you go
- 5:54exactly. Let's get lodged into the show, Tom and find folks. The
- 5:57find listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show will know what this stage that we
- 6:00start every week. We'll look at the week's big noise, the brew ha
- 6:03ha, the talk and town, Tom, the weekly, what have you?
- 6:06This is a very complicated case, Mad, You know, a lot
- 6:09of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
- 6:12and a lot of scrans to keep in my head, man, the weekly,
- 6:15what have you? How was your week? Anyway? Just I'm concerned.
- 6:18I'm always thinking about you. I want to wonder what Jerry's what he's
- 6:21up to here now? How Jerry hand? I just shaved the dog yesterday,
- 6:25Jerry. Yeah, And that's not a metaphor or euphemism for anything.
- 6:30I actually had to cut the dogs here yesterday. And I I purchased a
- 6:35thing from Aldie that promised all as things do in the middle, and turns
- 6:43out it's for a very small, already tight haired dog. So let's just
- 6:47say we had to start on the high blades first and work down a dog
- 6:50that should have been done in fifteen minutes. Yeah, she she turned into
- 6:55a big silence contracting job and for a finish, and we had a fallen
- 6:59out a few times during it. I won't like myself and the dog even.
- 7:01She was like Jesus man, I only came in for a trim,
- 7:05and this is what you're doing to me? Like it was, what are
- 7:08you doing to me? It was it sounds like you had a bad week,
- 7:12but you didn't have a week as bad as the subject all of this
- 7:15week's weekly? What have you? Tom? How could we let it go
- 7:17by what I'm mentioning the death of Dre Simpson Oho, j But I mean
- 7:24he's he's in the zeitgeist. So only in America too, Jerry. Could
- 7:29somebody be like snigglingly kind of going, what's he like? Do you know
- 7:33what I mean? Like who murdered his sex wife and her lover? Like
- 7:39only in America? To go to, you know, an awful scoundrel that
- 7:45I actually I actually contradicted there a little bit, Tom, because I feel
- 7:48like the Americans' attitude. OJ is a very irish sort of a thing,
- 7:54because that'd be like what we would do. He'd be like, oh,
- 7:57sure, look he will. He was in a bit of trouble there a
- 7:58couple of years ago. Now, but you can't say, you can't speak
- 8:01over me. He has cancer there now you can't. Don't be don't be
- 8:03saying a lit about him now now he's not well. O J. Simpson.
- 8:05For like the five people listening that may not know who OJ Simpson is.
- 8:09O J. Simpson passed away last week, aged seventy six, from
- 8:13prostate cancer. He's a double murderer, first and foremost. A lot of
- 8:18newspaper headlines Tom led with oh, former NFL star O J. Simpson.
- 8:22I'm like, that's far from the thing. He's most famous for sandwich lover.
- 8:30He did play football, and he was very good at baseball. He
- 8:33was an all around incredible sports star, which buys you, as we well
- 8:37know in any nation, buys you a lot of credit in the bank,
- 8:41buys you a lot of collateral. But the one thing, I'm gonna be
- 8:43honest, switch Tom until what happened in the nineties happened, and we're going
- 8:46to get into that in a little second. I'd never heard of Oj Simpson,
- 8:50and I'm coming to find out later on in life that, oh,
- 8:54yeah, that's Nordberg from the Naked Gun movies. I didn't know that at
- 8:56the time. Everybody's all about his NFL career, Tom, but the last
- 9:00time he ran with the ball was nineteen seventy nine. Yeah, And here's
- 9:03the thing. This is the I don't know. Is that the Mandela effect
- 9:05or is it like you know the people that go I was into the cranberries
- 9:09before anybod knew about the cranberries, right. I think NFL is so big
- 9:13now and UFC is so big now and stuff. Lads are going, what
- 9:18you don't know who the juice was? You didn't know who the juice was
- 9:22when he was Would you give it a rist? Just look, Bo Jackson,
- 9:26that's who you knew because it was on the game boy, you know
- 9:30what I mean? Or it was on whatever game you know. This is
- 9:31all lads new and now if you no, I was a grown man before
- 9:37I realized that John Madden was the commentator and not an active football player.
- 9:41Oh, I thought he was something to do in his in his Supernintendo days.
- 9:48Well, you might have actually be a coach. I don't know.
- 9:50I don't know either the world and we have no business. Known, we
- 9:54have no business or straight off the man and the man in question here is
- 9:58OJ's Simpson, who yes, he did indeed throw a ball around in the
- 10:03seventies, Tom to Summer claim he was a running back. I mean,
- 10:07I don't understand American. He ran back a lot. He'd go forward,
- 10:11but he'd run back. I'd say a lot. Yeah, yeah, he
- 10:15ran backwards. I don't know. Geez, that'd be impressive if you could
- 10:18run backwards and catch the ball or whatever. He did. He was very
- 10:22good at it, and he went all the Star and a whole bunch of
- 10:24movies. He was in the Naked Gun movies. Everybody's talking about nobody's talking
- 10:28about Capricorn one, Tom, that was the hell of a movie. I
- 10:31do like that very much. What the fuck is Capricorn one? What is
- 10:35Capricorn one? Right? Is a movie about It's a movie from like the
- 10:41early eighties, and it is about starting attempt to No, No, it's
- 10:46it's you know. The way they say is some people say, like,
- 10:50you know, all the fake the moon landings, Capricorn one is faking a
- 10:52landing on Mars. So what they're gonna do is they're going to fake a
- 10:56landing on Mars. So they're really gonna put astronauts up in a right and
- 11:01then they're going to fake it from there on out. And then like,
- 11:03oh, they died on the way home, or they perished on the way
- 11:05home, not telling the astronauts. They're going to kill the astronauts, like
- 11:07purposely kill the astronauts. And Oj Simpson is one of the astronauts in him
- 11:11and I think Elliott Gools in it as well. Anyway, they break free
- 11:16and run off into the desert, and they got the NASA or like or
- 11:18the Evil Space Crowd or like no, like we've already shown this rocket take
- 11:22up off up into the air and it's got no astronauts in because we knocked
- 11:26them out and bury them in the Nevada desert. And now they're on the
- 11:30loose trying to get through the Nevada Desert and bust this whole thing wide open.
- 11:35Yeah. Do you know what I'd say if it was made now,
- 11:39that would be actually do you know what maybe a syop is what the conspiracy
- 11:43people called. I'll tell you what I heard him first. It might have
- 11:46been a siop back then again. Anyway, sorry, go on. When
- 11:48I heard it off top, i'd to do here, Tom. I heard
- 11:50of Oj first. He was our bus driver, our school bus driver,
- 11:54was also our video man. He had the video shop into Brairie Town.
- 11:58And it was only on this second Naked God I was reading down through it.
- 12:01I went, oh, he went, oh, you know, he's
- 12:05a he was like a huge sports that he was an NFL player, and
- 12:09I'm looking at and going, what's an NFL player? Pretty much at the
- 12:11time, it's like, well, it's kind of like it's American football.
- 12:16Oh, and he played, and he was like, yeah, he's kind
- 12:20of the big name start that they got to put in it like, and
- 12:22because I couldn't understand because Leslie Nielson was hilarious, but normal was just would
- 12:28just rock up like and You're like, it doesn't it Jars, It doesn't
- 12:33make sense to me why they've put this man in here. But now obviously
- 12:37they put him in because he was the juice. Yeah, I'll tell you
- 12:41Tom what it's like like Americans assuming that we would know who Oj Simpson is
- 12:46in the Naked Gun and been like don't you know who that is? That's
- 12:48OJ Simpson, NFL running Back Hall of Famer. That's like us showing them
- 12:54fatal deviation. You see your man there, it's Mikey Graham from that is
- 13:03your entire who. You don't know who Mikey Graham is? Oh? On,
- 13:09you have to have heard of Mikey Graham. Wow, you have people
- 13:13at home if you have no idea what it's fatal deviation, isn't it.
- 13:18Oh, we're gonna throw it. We're gonna throw some links up, don't
- 13:20you. Oh here we go. Oh that is so juicy. That is
- 13:24wow? What what? What a brilliant reference? That's literally it. Yeah,
- 13:28I'm gonna say we show a picture of DJ Carey his rise and fall
- 13:33from grace in recent times. But let's get DJ Carey for a separate episode.
- 13:39Oh yeah, let's see you because I have a funny feeling he's going
- 13:41to be the big what have you of the week? The week, He's
- 13:45gonna be the bit weekly what have you now? Of his own? Very
- 13:46shortly, let's get back to O. J. Simpson, Tom mid nineties
- 13:50nineteen ninety four and the cole Brand. Simpson and Ron Goldman are murdered spoiler
- 13:56alert by Ojson Uh huh. Trial of the Century. Like I was fourteen
- 14:05fifteen at the time, I did, like again big news. He's in
- 14:07a Bronco driving around the place them and he's going to you know, shoot
- 14:11himself and all this kind of thing, and the man's clearly guilty. Yeah,
- 14:16and yet after the Trial of the Century he is acquitted. He is
- 14:22acquitted because a glove didn't fit. If anybody wants to go and find there
- 14:24is a document and another documentary. There's a there's a TV show. I
- 14:28think it's like three or four parts and QUB Gooding Junior plays him and it's
- 14:33from the courtroom side of things really and how it totally tilted. It was
- 14:37like if you tot did but he did? How did tilted it for him?
- 14:43A way to do it. But after the whole outcome of that,
- 14:46because I remember seeing the Bronco thing but not having a notion of what I
- 14:50was looking at, but no, not having a clue what was going on
- 14:52the neck of him. The neck of him, he stays pretty much in
- 14:56the public eye because like, well, I'm oj, I'm sure I didn't
- 14:58do it. Let's I do it all and then writes a book. Jerry
- 15:03writes a book saying, well, look if I did it. He literally
- 15:09called it if I did it, and that made it to shelves. People
- 15:13went, what a devil? What that that? Oh? Jay, I
- 15:20gotta tell you like And it's only when you look back at these things with
- 15:22adult dyes, Tom, that you realize when the world maybe got a little
- 15:28bit broken on you. What it happened was in the early nineties and like
- 15:33ninety two I think it was. There was that tape of police beating the
- 15:37absolute teetotal dog pass out of Rodney King, Rodney King, right, and
- 15:43they were let go on that no charges even though they were on film beating
- 15:48the crap out of this guy, no charges whatsoever, innocent and that caused
- 15:54massive riots in Los Angeles because obviously this was clear cut, open and the
- 16:00short case of police brutality, and yet not they were they were like,
- 16:04go So in a couple of years after the fact, now there's an African
- 16:08American superstar O J. Simpson on trial for murder. You have to I
- 16:15don't think I'm making it up. I think it was the belief at the
- 16:18time that if he was found guilty when these other four or five white lads
- 16:22were let go that this would have kicked off a massive mode. It would
- 16:26to the ground, you know what I mean in their belief, you know,
- 16:30I think it's just a case of ah error. Will we let this
- 16:34one's laid? Yeah? Yeah, and for peace sake, will we let
- 16:40it slide? If you watch, if you watch the show with ub Going
- 16:42Junior, that's absolutely what happens. It's me first, we're only after cleaning
- 16:53up after the last riot and his solicitor and who one his solicitors? Who
- 17:00was Kim Kardashian's father, Yeah, actual father father laid by David Schwimmer in
- 17:07the in the TV show. Yeah, I was gonna say, what his
- 17:11name, Robert Kardashian. No, that's the young than anyway, Will Kardashi
- 17:15Kardashian he was, but he was faltering towards the end. Even he was
- 17:21like they were best friends, you see, But even he was like,
- 17:22yes, christ Man, you totally did it. Like I'm just yeah,
- 17:26absolutely did this. You totally did it. And he kind of backed the
- 17:30way into the hedge like Homer Simpson towards the end. But yeah, his
- 17:34name solicitor, I can't remember his name, but he was over the top
- 17:38kind of a character. And he found this glove that was apparently you know,
- 17:45at the scene, and it was definitely a glove that was used.
- 17:47And they got oj who would big football playing hands? Yeah, try and
- 17:52the glove he went, I can't. It's what glove do you take?
- 17:56Let's say a size ten? Well his gloves a size it And the judge
- 18:00couldn't hit the gable fast enough. He's like, I think, I think
- 18:06you'll find that one away home there, one away home altogether for yourself.
- 18:10And geez, yeah, it's it's it's it's a it's amazing time. It's
- 18:15like I would have been about fourteen or fifteen by the time it was all
- 18:18said and on. So between that point between ninety two Rodney King and ninety
- 18:21five with O. J. Simpson, you wouldn't have been far behind me
- 18:23fourteen fifteen. Like, I think that was a lesson to us that no,
- 18:30right and wrong don't apply if you don't want them to, Like you
- 18:33can form crimes and get away. When a good people don't always win,
- 18:37sometimes the bad guys do win. And honestly don't want to get too deep
- 18:41on it here, Tom, because this is, you know, reportedly a
- 18:42comedy podcast, But I really do think that kind of broke the fabric of
- 18:47right and wrong for me. How do you pull? How do you pull
- 18:48out of this one? Tom? You know? I mean there was the
- 18:56Naked Gun. I mean you can always go back and watch the Naked Gun.
- 18:57That was a pretty good lig you know what I mean? Oh man,
- 19:00Yeah, you watch Nick gunn O. J. Simpson as Norberg getting
- 19:03hit in the balls ten fifteen times. It was right right now. I
- 19:08didn't fully understand that, to be honest with you. It was the Rodney
- 19:11King thing. I'd more of an understanding of it was that what what how
- 19:15are they getting out? What? Why? And out the back lash?
- 19:18But I didn't. I don't think I followed it as much. It was
- 19:21more after, much after the fact. It was like, oh so this
- 19:25then killed his wife and her lover and he got away. Not an American
- 19:29thing, you know, That's an American thing, isn't it. But he
- 19:33was later done there, he was done later in life for he's got stuck
- 19:38mac Matt and he had a group of friends and he broke into he'd sold
- 19:42much of his own I think, and then broke into Las Vegas hotel,
- 19:47hotel room to steal it back, and he was like, it's my it's
- 19:51my stuff, and we're like, we bought it. But they got him
- 19:53on that, they got him. I don't know. Did he get ten
- 19:56years or something for that where he got nine He got nine years in jail
- 20:00over and did ninety years in jail over and nice to see him in jail
- 20:06for a while, but not for what he should have been. And there
- 20:07you go, Tom, that's our weekly. What have you on? O?
- 20:11J? Simpson, double murderer, rest and piss. I don't want
- 20:14to hear him again. And don't come at me with this, always an
- 20:17excellent running back. I can't see you was back in the day. That's
- 20:22all. Yeah, good look, look, let's pull out. Let's pull
- 20:26out. Yeah, good luck, O J. Yeah, let's pull out
- 20:29of our weekly. What have you? Tom, Let's see what's next next
- 20:32week? Yeah, next next up on the Tom and Jerry Show, Let's
- 20:33take a look at someone who stood out this week. Not O Jay standing
- 20:37out for dying. We're talking about someone that stood out for for the right
- 20:41reason, you know, Tom, someone that when you talk about them,
- 20:44you don't say. And then there's this lad, Tom, you say,
- 20:47and then there's this l lade that this week's this lad. I mean again,
- 20:53tell people that have got why can you pick this lad? We picked
- 20:57this lad purely because well we love this lad and everything about this lab.
- 21:03But he was it was his appearance on first week Feasts, a wing challenge
- 21:08with Sean. I forget Sean. It is, of course Irish American,
- 21:12My best friend in the world, Conan O'Brien, friend of the podcast,
- 21:18friend of the podcast. Well, I mean I guess he is, but
- 21:22he's a friend of you. He's a friend of the podcast. Tom.
- 21:25Yes, Conan O'Brien. It was a tremendous We've all seen the first wee
- 21:30Feasts and like they're brilliant. It's a brilliant idea, brilliant concepts trying.
- 21:34I'm very well done. But Conan appeared on it last week and my god,
- 21:40like the comic in him just couldn't couldn't be out, couldn't be done
- 21:45on it. Like the comedian in him, you know, his Irish heritage
- 21:48was not letting him enjoy that heat. But he fought every bit of it.
- 21:52I mean he drank the sauce on at one stage and everything was like,
- 21:56it's it's, it's, it's, it's it's absolutely incredible. For anybody
- 21:59not familiar with the show, we will throw up the link up for but
- 22:00you have to have seen it. The show takes the form of a panel
- 22:07show, question and answer show, interview show. But for whatever reason,
- 22:11that's just the gimmick of it. They're eating increasingly spicy chicken wings and nobody
- 22:15gets through it without making a little bit of a show themselves. It's not
- 22:18running from the nose ies water and big red bulb with ahead in them,
- 22:23because these are like up into the millions of Scovills of the of the heat
- 22:27Conan. As Tom says, there with his Irish American heritage would not be
- 22:33you know, I know me growing up, Tom, the spiciest thing I
- 22:36ate was a sauce called white sauce. I was just gonna say white sauce,
- 22:41all right, which I mean imaginatively named. You know, it was
- 22:45paired alongside brown sauce. Yeah, white sauce. I mean you could not
- 22:51get a bland or sauce, even like on days we would have Parsley sauce.
- 22:55That would be like Parsley sauce and one it's little bit, a little
- 22:59bit fancy now about white sauce literal white sauce. So I can't handle heap
- 23:03myself more than that. In a second, Conan slamms through these wings like
- 23:07nobody has ever done before. There's no aim to the show. You don't
- 23:11win, there's no like who can do the most, there's no leaderboard,
- 23:15there's no record, but if there was, he would have smashed it.
- 23:18He would haveliterated. He drank the sauce neat from the bottle pump phenomena like
- 23:25and it's the who's who for anybody who's gone I've never heard. It's the
- 23:27who's who of at the entertainment world. Everybody wants to be on it or
- 23:33has been on it. This day is like they're on seven eighteen season.
- 23:37It's ridiculous. The names have had on and nobody went harder at it than
- 23:41what I saw called. I couldn't believe because you can't obviously know what the
- 23:47flavor is through the screen, but you've seen what the toughest the characters,
- 23:51and one of my favorite ones was Terry Crews because he's because Terry Crews is
- 23:53a shaved head. There was sweat hopping out the top of the man and
- 23:56shak Shaq was finished out. Yeah, there was sweat popping out the top
- 24:00of that man's head. It was a great episode with great episode with Adress
- 24:06Elba and Idris Elba folds so completely in the middle of it. Yeah,
- 24:11that his reaction has become like a gift online that just suggests pain and snop
- 24:19running and he's gone, and Connan O'Brien shows up with his ginger hair and
- 24:26his translucent white skin and he just starts necking at what he did. I
- 24:32have to tell you time, what he did is impossible. You can't ignore
- 24:34the heat of this stuff. There's no way to blot it out. It's
- 24:38it's not like you know how old like when you're at school and you were
- 24:41like, how how long can you hold onto a radiator for bravado? Yeah,
- 24:45ptet, did you ever do that? Boys are stupid. We would
- 24:48hold onto like the bar of the radiator and see how long you can hold
- 24:52it and you could kind of bluff your way through it for a couple of
- 24:53seconds, and you're like it would show like there was a point in this
- 24:57time that I felt that there were give making it that that Conan was was
- 25:00drinking like gimmick sauce that was just like ketchup. I'm telling you now doing
- 25:04this for effect. For anybody who can't connect the to he is the he's
- 25:08the stand up comedian first and foremost. Went on to host The Tonight Show,
- 25:11which was our when I was in Boston in two thousand and one.
- 25:17It was with this is the One Show because we I didn't have much time
- 25:19for American television when we're all living in the house and other hard to watch
- 25:22it. Yeah, but with the ads it was the killer was the ads.
- 25:26Every three minutes it seem to be an ad, but con it's it's
- 25:30like it's like eating American chocolate, Tommy, you know what I mean,
- 25:33It's not the chocolate we were brought up on. And it's just like there
- 25:36you go, don't know why he is? Why is it like this?
- 25:38And that's so be it with the TV. It's right when Conan would come
- 25:41on The Tonight Show on the Friday night and we repeats for whatever, we
- 25:45would all get around the telly like bail into our flat or whatever, our
- 25:49apartment and just be drinking beers because he was just You're like, why what
- 25:53why can't the Lately Show be like this guy come out and he'd do his
- 25:56spin and he's hop and he was so self deprecated. But you news just
- 26:00a genius comedian and don't want to drop a huge you know moment name here.
- 26:06But when we hung out backstage the Late lad Show in a couple of
- 26:10months ago, do you know what I've been I've been categorizing people's handshakes,
- 26:15and he had one of the finest handshakes a man I've ever met, for
- 26:19a man who never you wouldn't imagine, did an awful out of pulling a
- 26:22dragon out of two before the four whatever they call him in America, a
- 26:27fine genuine man's handshake. But he did a thing even that night where like
- 26:33never been on the show before. He had them build the bow of a
- 26:38boat and he stood on it and they put wheels under it and they pushed
- 26:41him out in front of cameras on the opening of the show. But his
- 26:45hands out and there was Irish flags hanging off it everywhere as if he was
- 26:48coming back on the boat from right his ancestors to travel. You're like,
- 26:52this guy is the ultimate performer. He Wow, there's nothing this guy couldn't
- 26:57do if he put his mind to it. It came to that is that
- 27:03he proved it. It's like you know, it's that he told his his
- 27:07brain told all his senses take the night off. Yeah yeah, I'm just
- 27:12yeah, yeah, And I worry for the man because and then this is
- 27:15what I wanted to talk to you Tom about, is how are you yourself
- 27:22with hot sauces. Hot sauce is like anything jer you gotta build up.
- 27:27You can't geez, you can't jump in both feet like I don't care what
- 27:30anybody says. God, I'm really good with hot It's cause you must be
- 27:33eating spicy stuff the whole time, and that you built up a tolerance.
- 27:37And you built up because I know it because comes summertime, my tolerance builds
- 27:41up. By September. You could pour liquid nitrogen on my neck because it's
- 27:47barber time and I'm barbecuing three days of a week. And there's different,
- 27:52various different sauces, but I know the first one. I ain't going in
- 27:55there with the Carolina Reaper on some brisket. I'm telling you right now,
- 28:00it'll like even Frank's hosts the hot sauce, Like I have to water it
- 28:02down with butter to get me going first, like, because my irishness will
- 28:04just go Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, tone it down. We have to
- 28:08temper it. And we'll start with white sauce and your way up through the
- 28:15salad cream. We'll go to it. I I I like a little bit
- 28:21of spice here and there, Tom, but like nothing really past sharacha Frank's
- 28:25red Hot. Just on the side note there on Frank's red Hot sauce.
- 28:30Do you know what the aldi rip off? I saw it yesterday today.
- 28:37Oh my god, I gotta throw an ih this up. It's and it's
- 28:41like it's like, oh Jay's book if I did it with if real small
- 28:49It's it's called Frankly Amazing Hot sauce, but the amazing is tiny. So
- 28:56if you glance, it's like Frank hot, you know, and that.
- 29:03Yeah, I love going after the big guy. I love it because it's
- 29:07an Irish Ever whoever, I was like, yeah, how you got that
- 29:12across the board across the line when you were sitting down naming it like brilliant?
- 29:18That didn't go that we can't go sail this close to the wind.
- 29:22It's Frank's hot sauce, Like you know, I think we give it a
- 29:26shot. We asked for forgiveness, permission, you know, one of those
- 29:29moments I'd love to see, like you know, the Frank of Frank's Hot
- 29:34Sauce scene us on the shaff and get me legal. I do know somebody
- 29:44you a birthday interesting, that's frankly amazing. And you think you think companies
- 29:48are too big to care. I knew somebody was like the children's entertainer and
- 29:52they used to dress up. She used to dress up as like you want
- 29:56from Frozen or whatever, and maybe one or two other things. Got a
- 30:00Disney solicitor's letter came through a door. They had to be sent, they
- 30:04had to be sent to their offices in France, and they were burned all
- 30:08the costumes, so they nobody's too big. I'm just saying, Frank's Hot
- 30:15sauce and make them after frankly amazing, but by it now. But that's
- 30:21about That's about the level of spice that I can comfortably handle and anything after
- 30:25that. Tom, Here's the thing, if if if if if people have
- 30:29never had, like you know, one of these bizarre like Carolina Rep sauces
- 30:33in their mouth like it's not spicy like a currier ors not spicy like an
- 30:37Indian food. Like it actually feels like someone held a spoon over the hub
- 30:45until it got hot and then pressed that into your tongue. Like that's yeah
- 30:48what it feels like. It's it's not like you know, it's tasty.
- 30:52It feels like burning metal in your mouth. I want and you can't taste
- 30:59anything I want at a ghost chili and Jerry. I will tell you now
- 31:06that bastard came after me for two days. In every shape and form,
- 31:11everything my body was doing, there was a semblance of that little bastard.
- 31:17I was burping, I was farting. I mean the jacks was an office
- 31:21scenario. I couldn't. I had to have my I to wash my hands
- 31:23ninety four times, like it was everything. There was sweat coming out of
- 31:29me herself. Could smell chili in the air, just why like it was.
- 31:33There's no like there's I'm with I'm down for food, right, I
- 31:37will go wild. I have. I've done the Hot Wings Challenge in what
- 31:41used to be a place called the Ozzie Outback in Dublin. In Dublin,
- 31:44Yeah, I don't know where I rated on it. I finished them,
- 31:48but again I was in bits after it. I was an after even my
- 31:52fingers were burning from holding the wings. Yeah. Now there comes a point
- 31:59for you to go, well, what is it still food if it's tried
- 32:01to hurt? Like, what are we doing here? One of the worst
- 32:05things I ever had in my life, Tom, And I've tried hot sauce,
- 32:07but like in in in as much as like you know, you'll just
- 32:09try a little depth and like no, no, not for me that,
- 32:13thank you, you know, but one of the one of the worst things
- 32:15I ever like actively engaged. And ah, there came into the house via
- 32:22various American relatives and whatnot a pack of microwave popcorn hab a narrow microwave popcorn,
- 32:28Okay, hab a narrow? Yeah, all right, and even made
- 32:35microwave popcorn. I'm sure in your time, okay, ye you and you
- 32:39take out the bag and you open the bag and you met with like a
- 32:42ghost of steam. Yes, this was like getting tear gassed, just like
- 32:50you open right, you open the Yeah, we we we popped it and
- 32:53we we we opened it and the hot habit narrow pepper oil infused air escaped
- 33:00and like everybody in the room, not just me, not just we childish
- 33:04me. Everybody in the room was like and clutching their eyes and like,
- 33:09you know, like that scene in the Wrong with Nicholas CAGs where the little
- 33:14green ball of glass ball broke and the VX guests just started going around the
- 33:20room melted people's faces. We were there, like it's the scene in the
- 33:22Mummy where they opened the coffin and it pisses out like like salt, like
- 33:30so, and I had a couple of good handfuls like that, and like
- 33:32that Tom as well, like you know, the old joke is like haha,
- 33:36I had an arse like a Japanese lag, you know, yeah,
- 33:37yeah, I had an arse like a Japanese lag, the pre World War
- 33:42II version Land of the Rising Sun, you know, like here we go.
- 33:52Yeah, so Christian the child to witness all that living from a couple
- 33:57of handfuls of habanaro popcorn to seeing man's brave attempt. It's not even a
- 34:01brave I won it's not even my man's brave attempt. It's my man's foolish
- 34:06attempt for our goodwill, for us to laugh. He's not gone, Carolina,
- 34:13That's all it is. It's not actually a competitive thing. I know
- 34:15what he's doing. He's gone, He's in the moat and he's gone.
- 34:17Well, we're all like he's died in rooms, you know what I mean,
- 34:21where you're going. Well, I'm all in here now, and that's
- 34:22where he went. You could see his eyes. His eyes were hanging out
- 34:24of his head in most recent times. The week before last, I was
- 34:28driving home from Dublin, and you know that, you get the munchies and
- 34:30you pull into a petro station. This one particular press station had these crisps.
- 34:34I said, what are those things? You went, oh, we
- 34:36just got him in. I'm not sure there were these quickly didn't corn snack
- 34:38things and went, they'll do perfect for they'll do perfect for the drive.
- 34:44I don't know what part of truck ministan these things came out of you,
- 34:46but I decided packets are or something like that. I don't I don't know,
- 34:52jirr, I don't know. All I know is I left past the
- 34:55Red Cow in Dublin. I cracked him open. Needless to say, I
- 35:00didn't get past out of County Dublin, which isn't very big. I got
- 35:02to rat Cool and went well, well after just to even get these out
- 35:06of the car, I can't. I couldn't drink the coffee for another fifty
- 35:09kilometers because it was burning the inside of my teeth. Like gee, there's
- 35:14no writing a reason to these things. This, this is just scandalous.
- 35:17I shouldn't be driving with these yolks in the car, let alone trying to
- 35:21stuff my face. I pulled over. They had to go straight in the
- 35:24bin. They had to go straight into the bin. And I even I
- 35:28made sure to get them all in there, because I might want a wildlife
- 35:31affecting themselves, but not to do with them. I give you one before
- 35:36we move off the subject, Tom, I give you one before we move
- 35:37off the subject. And here's one that could combine back to bite us in
- 35:40the bottle later on. I actually have a bottle of the last DAP.
- 35:45Why did you get that? You have a bottle of I just just pulled
- 35:50it right up to the camera there for the shot. Wow you yeah?
- 35:54WHOA? I bought that we were on hold this uh, I think yeah
- 36:00last year and I saw it in a shop and it was twenty dollars and
- 36:04I bought it for the novelty of it, and it hasn't been uncorked,
- 36:07and anytime I feel like dying, I will on cork it. So I
- 36:10don't know if that's uh, I don't know if that's a Christmas special.
- 36:15I think you want to you want to see make myself drink. Yeah,
- 36:19we're gonna have to sit. I'll make the wings and make good wings.
- 36:22Well, I don't get that, No, you need that's it now the
- 36:24listeners will, now they know it's out there, they'll insist on us having
- 36:30to do the hot wings. Oh Jesus, that's a let's a. I
- 36:34think there's enough. I think there's enough Irish online personality's trying things for clicks
- 36:38without us starting. Tom, I think that markets well and truly well and
- 36:42truly covered. But once more, we got a shout out to Conan O'Brien.
- 36:47I can't say highly enough him. He he really is this week?
- 36:52Is lat this lad? All right? Tom? Yeah? So there we
- 36:58go, Tom, I think it's about time to wrap up the sh Oh.
- 37:00We hope everybody has enjoyed it, and Tom will be. We didn't
- 37:05even we didn't even start around this week. One second, one second,
- 37:08we still have time on the clock. I'm looking at it here we still
- 37:10have time on the clock, and I have to bring it up because it's
- 37:15more and more it seems to be entering into my life. Friends seemed falling
- 37:17by the wayside. I'm jud judging. I'm judging. I'm judging by your
- 37:22backdrop. It's gaming. It's adult men gaming, and I know you're going
- 37:30to start around with me about gaming. I'm starting a route. I am
- 37:32starting a row. I don't want to start a route, but I'm starting
- 37:37to rout. My head is two d got start watch it. Okay,
- 37:45okay, I can't. I can't. It's right up there with seeing grown
- 37:50men on the scooters. It's not it's not that, it's not that I
- 37:53can put my finger on why, but I just I got it. We
- 37:58were called to friend as far as the other day. He came out of
- 38:00the sitting room, eyes hanging out of his head. That's Jesus, all
- 38:04right. He is sick. He sna, I mean, and this is
- 38:06call of duty. He's American Chap the same lad, he says, can
- 38:09I and I mean. It turned into this antisocial moment where he's like,
- 38:13I gotta go back, and he was saying it in a way like the
- 38:15baby's crying, I gotta go feed it, and natural I was supposed to
- 38:21understand this moment that he hey, we just called your house and he had
- 38:24to leg it away to get back on with his team of seat like team
- 38:30of like, dude, you got a belly hanging over your belt? What
- 38:32are we doing here? Like you know? And even his missus like show
- 38:37water fellas like I'm like what not? What guess? Because I came in
- 38:42there one day and like he had bottoms of pace around their room because he
- 38:45just couldn't even leave because it was that intensive game, like the sweet Jesus
- 38:47Christ, did you just say? What did you just say? This is
- 38:52some coold like it sounds to me, Tom, I gotta I got,
- 38:55I gotta get some clarity on this here. Okay, So are you against
- 39:00computer games in general or are you against online gaming? Or are you against
- 39:05just a very particular section of the audience that takes it way too far and
- 39:12really feels like they're in a war. Do you know what? I can't
- 39:15actually I can't stop. I should stop at the latter. I should stop
- 39:20at the latter, but I feel it would be I'd be misrepresented. It
- 39:23feels like you're coming from me playing Tetris as well. I'm going after the
- 39:27whole lot, and once you pass the age of eighteen jury, I think
- 39:29it's out the door, even if you're desperately wanted, even if you desperately
- 39:32want to Now I'm going to a secret here, Jerry. I'm round about
- 39:36this, But like many things, I'm probably wrong with myself about this because
- 39:40I know my addictive personality. I know full well. I remember the day
- 39:45I cut that Xbox and I fired it straight through the window because I cannot.
- 39:49I can't, I can't, I can't be around these things. And
- 39:52I understand Jerry. Yes, yeah, Jerry's backdrop is literally yeah. I
- 39:58do want to say. It's a small You've never done it. I haven't
- 40:02done it yet. Okay, let me let me, let me just bring
- 40:06this over here. I just I haven't done it yet. What you're talking
- 40:08about is rage quick, where you get so angry that you snap the thing
- 40:14off at the wall or yeah, yeah, yeah, as you say yourself
- 40:17fired the Xbox through the window. I've never done that, but I'll tell
- 40:22you what I've come close to several times, and it speaks to the wonderful
- 40:24engineering of a computer gaming company. This is a this is a controller of
- 40:30PlayStation two controller right, yes, sorry, I keep forgetting that we're doing
- 40:34a little bit of this for video content as well for future for use.
- 40:37But a PlayStation controller tom okay for anyone who that has never had it in
- 40:42your hands. Old game pads used to be just like that. It would
- 40:44sit in your hand and and it was flat. But the PlayStations started having
- 40:49like pronged controllers that sit nicely in your hand. Okay, So like there's
- 40:52two prongs that sit in your hands so nice. And what that does is
- 40:57it just lends itself so easily to twining and snapping it in half when you
- 41:01get mad. It's just like it gives you the perfect purchase on a thing
- 41:07to twist it like a jam jar. Yeah, snap it clean and half
- 41:09down the middle. Now, how I haven't done that in twenty years of
- 41:15dying on metal Gear Solid and Gears of War and whatever. It would because
- 41:20all the controllers kind of followed that two prong design and it just lends itself
- 41:25so nicely to just like snap in its neck like Jim's bond snapping a Russian's
- 41:31neck. And I haven't done it. And that just speaks to the quality
- 41:35of these things, because yes, I have been that soldier where I've gotten
- 41:37so mad and I've died for thee hundred times and I'm just like, I'm
- 41:40just gonna That'll tell you hip that the post built it to a standard where
- 41:45they know, they know you shouldn't be playing with it. Oh yeah,
- 41:49no, no, no, you are going to be trying to snap.
- 41:52Yeah yeah, but to be fair, you might have a you know,
- 41:54you'd have a bit of grip strength. But the average blow playing these things,
- 41:58like, I mean, he's not gonna snap that half and fit.
- 42:00But I mean, apparently I don't Tom. I'd love to hear from the
- 42:04listeners. Has anybody ever cleanly snapped the controller, just just like cracking the
- 42:08crab claw, just cleanly ripped it in half? They for sure they have
- 42:15isla the upper body strength to do such a thing. Because it's just for
- 42:19me. It's become such an every time I look at like talking with friends
- 42:23who I can't believe that this is a pastime that they put down him like
- 42:30good sweet suffered in Jesus. And it's the on really, it is the
- 42:32online one where you're playing with other dudes from around the world. I knew
- 42:37a guy worked in the building site with him a couple of years back,
- 42:38and he turned into an He turned into a complete racist since hanging out with
- 42:43these people. I was like, oh right, you have no reason to
- 42:46be racist at all, but suddenly you're racist now against things. Okay,
- 42:50this is We're done. And this guy was trying to justify getting home in
- 42:54the door, slapping the door behind him. Mikero aved dinner and down in
- 42:59front and Giant buys and like that's not giant the buys. I'm sorry,
- 43:02but that is not Giant. And worse again, you know, as you
- 43:06were talking with make you want to put a pillowcase on your head. That's
- 43:09what I'm saying. Like something something tells me if computer if computer games turn
- 43:14them raises, tell me you didn't have that far turn. But I know
- 43:16what you're talking about because I have worked with Buis in the past. Now
- 43:20I gotta tell your full disclosure on a couple of things here, Tom,
- 43:22Yes I do. I can't with the backdrop here say I don't play computer
- 43:25games. I don't and have never played online games against I've never I've never
- 43:32gone online and I'm playing anything I think I got a demo of Call of
- 43:38Duty a couple of years back, and I went online to have a bop
- 43:42around and and and and play because it was just like it wasn't the full
- 43:45game, and it was just like, you know, you can play one
- 43:47map online or whatever like that. No fun whatsoever, no enjoyment, zero,
- 43:52absolutely no desire to ever do it back again, because you have to
- 43:57wait in the lobby until the game starts, and then you go in and
- 44:00there's like ten people and I just I was I was no good at it.
- 44:02I was just getting sniped left right and all sander like you know.
- 44:06So there's a difference between not liking the thing and not being good at it.
- 44:08I don't like it. I'm no good at it. So I don't
- 44:12go online for anything. I think it's a wonderful hobby to have tom to
- 44:16sit down and play a computer game. And I'm forty four years of age
- 44:20near enough, forty three ish, sit down and I'll play my computer games
- 44:24and getting Merston's story and and all that. Now I do have to turn
- 44:28around after all that and say most of the stories I am getting emersed in
- 44:31involved thrummers in a club. Well, no, if it was murder.
- 44:36It would be one thing might involve plumbers in a magical world, jumping on
- 44:39mushrooms and saving princesses from dragons. Would you not do work? Better off
- 44:46whittling a piece of timber or something, or just you know, grumbling away
- 44:50like a proper owlful it's supposed to be doing like I'd be better off doing
- 44:53a lot of things, Tom. But even like you know, even the
- 44:57games where it's all murder, murder, murder, I'll play those two,
- 45:00but I would never in my life take them online and mayor God go wich
- 45:06if that's what you like to do. I work with several lads, as
- 45:07I said here, I work with several lads who would take two days annually
- 45:14leave Jesus every year when the new call of duty came out. When the
- 45:19new call of duty came out, they just knew that they were going to
- 45:22play that for eighteen hours a day. Like they were wearing a nappy.
- 45:27Jury you know that line, they were in a nappy. They're getting adult
- 45:30diapers? They are? They are? You want to I don't know that
- 45:36they would have gone so far into the adult diaper world, but I can
- 45:39promise you one thing, Tom, Two days of your holidays. Yeah,
- 45:45I don't know that they were fully in the adult diapers, but I can
- 45:47promise you one thing washing themselves was not, you know, high on the
- 45:53agenda. I My friend had to let a woman go because of the exact
- 46:00same problem. She was a woman that was working on an accounting team and
- 46:04she was turning off. Literally you'd know if she'd sat on a seat.
- 46:07You'd know if she sat on the seat. Yeah, she was playing somehow
- 46:12family world thing she was going. She was living in another. She was
- 46:16in another like this if there's the Sims and then there's New World or something
- 46:22like that, where she was actually living a life. She had a husband
- 46:24and everything, you know what I mean. She this one was but the
- 46:29waft after and several times they went Trina or whatever we called her, should
- 46:37make home of H two Oh, striking off your body girl, because you're
- 46:43pungent, and she took offense with it and hat but she took offense with
- 46:51hr. Yeah. But like I mean, she run backwards into your own
- 46:54draft and you'll know what we're talking about. Like, but she did running
- 46:58back much like what they had to Lettle. He was running back from there
- 47:04was Yeah, she was she was. She was perl just it was raw.
- 47:08You couldn't be in the office alongside her for a finish because she was
- 47:12so immersed in this false world where she had a family and and and she
- 47:15none of these things. She's none of these things. So this is the
- 47:19the full danger of the whole thing is there's a there's a sadness to that
- 47:22too, dominated I will say, and I will say, if you're in
- 47:27if you're engaged in any activity where you're so stuck into it that you're common
- 47:37smelly, I don't I can't find a nice way of saying that. But
- 47:38if you're doing anything and you're smelly like, that could be anything, that
- 47:43could be you know, you know, as you say, Quittland wood as
- 47:46you so you've just told me to go whittle a bit of wood like,
- 47:50but if I get so better, I don't show. Yeah, we're gonna
- 47:53have to save that for the wood Withitland episode. Now, if you're doing
- 47:58yeah, there you go. Come. If you're doing anything but that that
- 48:00that drives you to madness, be it, you know, playing, I
- 48:06think that's that's the kind off point for anything. And maybe that's my biggest
- 48:08problem is that's good. That's good. That's a good point. Now I
- 48:13can't let it go. Probably have a deep rooted grievance with some of the
- 48:16big gaming industries because they've stolen me. They have stolen me, I don't
- 48:22know I've stolen you. Well, let me get my I can't share this,
- 48:28but I will put it up on the clip. So first and foremost,
- 48:31I get ladies and gentlemen, this is just too podcasting. Well,
- 48:36you can describe it to the people. You can describe it to the people
- 48:38what you're seeing. So these get sent to me every so often, right
- 48:43from friends, from going like you'll get bizarre ones. So okay, so
- 48:51it's it's it's it's a it's a Grand Theft Auto, you know, like
- 48:53the cartoon characters from Grand Theft Auto on the loading screen or some sutch.
- 48:57Okay, yeah, I see him there, he's a he's a guy with
- 49:00a gold plated gun and he's driving a sports car. What's the story.
- 49:04I have a look, I have a look a bit closer minus the mustache.
- 49:12I mean, there's a passing resemblance. Some did someone steal your likeness?
- 49:16It would seem so let me and I'm gonna go back and I chased
- 49:21this down. I chase it because I was our good friend Paul marsh Hello
- 49:25in call of Duty? Who's that guy? Who's that guy? Do you
- 49:32know what I'm gonna tell you, Tom? Like these are you know?
- 49:37How would I put this to you? Are you gonna say? Are you
- 49:42gonna say? I have a general head? Is that what you're saying.
- 49:44I'm trying not to insult anybody here, Tom, but these are stock characters
- 49:53for computer games. You know, white that I have been stolen. And
- 50:00it's not the first time. There's been many more. A friend of mine
- 50:04who did actually work for Rockstar Games, Oh, I went, I went
- 50:07to school with it was working for him. I think in Canada or or
- 50:09California, I'm not sure. And I said, what it what he sent
- 50:14me one one day since he'd left him he'd left, he'd left Rockstar.
- 50:16He's gone to some of the crowd and he went, all of this this
- 50:21is it would be. But they be inn a malgamation of a bunch of
- 50:22faces. That Jesus, here's the thing. They can't. I'm not saying
- 50:27they have stolen your face, but they can steal your face because it's not
- 50:30stealing anymore once as soon as you signed up to any social media at all,
- 50:36the computer game industries. But that's what like, I'm not saying that
- 50:39they actually stole my face, but I think, but what I'm saying is
- 50:43they they are allowed. They're allowed to have anybody's face. The computer game
- 50:49industry can have anybody's face, anybody who's signed up to any social media.
- 50:52That's it. Pre rain You've done. You've let him have your face.
- 50:58Can you imagine being you kick in the door on grand theft auto some sleazy
- 51:04brothel and you're to maybe turn over the boss inside there and kick him around,
- 51:07and then you look around and one of the hookers in the corner is
- 51:10me looking back at you. That would just mustache and all with the I
- 51:25just think it's a CD business that nobody should be involved in. That's all.
- 51:29Well, they go, okay, well listen, I mean, like,
- 51:30you know, you put forth a good argument. I like to think
- 51:32I defended my case a little bit. But we're gonna have to throw it
- 51:35open to the listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show to let us know where
- 51:37they fall on on computer games in general. It really seems that Tom is
- 51:43mad at everything from Grand Theft Auto to pong over here like no time for
- 51:47no time for led it to the children children, okay, okay, so
- 51:52Grand Theft Auto for children only over the age of twelve. Don't play grand
- 51:54theft No no, no, no okay. So so let's let's let us
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- 52:39chap Chris was up rufin drove him mad. He was absolutely being blown out
- 52:44of by the rain and the wind. But he's rufin having a great old
- 52:46time listened to Tom and Jerry, So please, that'd be great where people
- 52:51are actually listening to it. Other than that, I suppose that, Jerry.
- 52:54Yeah, that's home time. Tom. The bell is ringing. We'll
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