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The Court of Common Sense: Microsoft's Tay AI Turns Racist & Voltron Reboot · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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  Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo
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  maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside
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  of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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  all things
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  nerdy so how you been Luke oh not too bad how you been I'm all right I think
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  I'm losing my voice right now though oh good good Matt
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  you Matt Matt oh well this is awkward I don't know that we've ever done a
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  podcast without Matt before no I think this might be a first Jesus all right do
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  we just continue on or I guess we do I mean okay I guess we just work out what
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  are the stories m put into the spreadsheet and just gray those out for
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  now well that'll probably be all of them want it well you'd think so I do have a
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  question for you go on I've been playing a lot of Guitar Hero live I think it is
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  okay and they've got this whole thing where you go on and you play live and
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  the way it works is you just play film clips all right yeah so every hour
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  they've got like a rock hour or a pop hour and know started thinking do people
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  still watch film clips I look I had this discussion recently actually I'm not
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  sure they do at least not not in a block
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  on television okay like there's YouTube channels dedicated to music video but I
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  I don't think anyone puts on video smash hits every Saturday morning like we used
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  to when we were teenagers or rage on a Friday night well wasn't really because
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  we put it on because we wanted to watch it it's because there was nothing else
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  there yeah correct now we' got choice but yeah just yeah I've never thought I
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  need to see this film clip but I've heard a new song yeah that's so true I'm
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  the same I've just totally ignored it but the thing is when I was young I used
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  to sit and watch video clips like I'd watch songs that I hated by artists I
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  hated just on the off chance I'd hear one that I did like I remember being in
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  front of the television with the VCR ready to record songs I liked man we
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  lived in a different world swear if we tell kids what we went through today
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  they're not going to believe us they be like what do you mean you can't just
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  choose what you want to watch yeah it's crazy we're old but yeah I I just had
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  ask yeah we are I was watching a show today and they had the M leag character
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  and it as a flashback to when she was younger yeah talking about how she's she
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  learning to be a writer and all this she had a flat screen
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  monitor yeah right okay that's uh yeah
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  wow damn but it could be worse oh yeah and speaking of TV shows that are also
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  flashbacks did you know that there's a new series of Voltron starting on
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  Netflix this year on Netflix yes no made for Netflix cuz the listeners of this
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  podcast are going to know how much I love Voltron right of course you know
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  and watching that series as a child is is tied in to my greatest sports
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  achievement which we've discussed before and it's just great memories from my
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  childhood Voltron and also giant robot Lions is just [ __ ] cool I was about
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  to ask I know we've probably discussed before were you cars or lions uh look I
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  watched both because I would literally watch anything with a giant robot in it
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  yeah and as a kid I used to try to figure out why there were
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  two and why they were both called Voltron yeah it's a lot of stuff that
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  happened where you just didn't quite understand why it was different yeah you
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  just went with it you still had to watch it all oh yeah and what I loved about
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  the one with the cars for feet was it it had a sword right so it wasn't just a
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  giant robot that could [ __ ] do [ __ ] and shoot missiles it it literally
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  you know like it had swordsmanship and that's just cool but
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  when's that coming out it's coming out soon man I don't know I probably should
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  have looked it up before I mentioned it no I'm just I'm excited about this now I
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  know June 10th June wow yeah I might be tuning in for this then yeah man this is
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  going to be good I mean I hope it's going to be good because voltron's just
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  cool yeah and either the images that I'm finding online are from the old show not
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  the new show and nothing's been leaked or they've just made it look exactly
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  like the 80s and that would be cool too you know I don't need to see this in CGI
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  I'd actually prefer it not in CGI me too good old cell animation cheap cell
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  animation from Japan too well you could maybe spend a little bit more money on
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  it yeah yeah yeah it doesn't need to be CGI but yeah it doesn't need to be back
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  80s style somewhere in the middle yeah oh it's actually going to be the Lions
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  yeah yep yep [ __ ] yeah so what something I'm psyched about with which finally
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  finally finally might be happening yeah you know how we we've had the
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  conversation about what you should have got a PlayStation or an Xbox yeah yeah
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  yeah may not need to worry about that soon really maybe go on have you played
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  rocket League heard of Rocket League I have it I've seen it on Steam yeah well
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  it's just come out in the Xbox and it's a huge game yeah Microsoft have gone
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  look if the developers want to go and make it crossplatform with PC and other
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  things we don't care wow so go look we're not going to pay for it but if you
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  want to pay for it go for it okay L have also come out and gone
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  well we've been doing crossplatform for years we've been doing since PlayStation
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  2 yeah and they have also come and say we're open to
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  discussions interesting fingers crossed it might mean that it's a year or two
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  years time it could be you could be playing someone on my Xbox I be playing
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  someone on PlayStation wow cuz we couldn't even what was that we tried to
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  play oh that was not even that we couldn't even play worms against each
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  other because I'm on a Mac yeah and you are on a
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  PC Yeah well yeah that that so you know I I feel the pain I feel the pain mind
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  you we help we all have Xboxes yeah and we still don't play yeah yeah but we
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  don't I mean we we all went for Xbox because we always feel it's better if we
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  all have the same y it's easier to talk about is playing together if we're all
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  on the same system yeah yeah and there are a couple of exclusives that uh
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  PlayStation 4 have that I would like to play but generally speaking everything I
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  want to play comes out on the Xbox here the thing like it's the same games I
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  want they come out on both there are a couple that I would have liked out on
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  the PlayStation like the Uncharted series and things like that
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  but I I'm a big fan of Halo so that's why I always sort of drift back to
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  Xbox but yeah absolutely speaking of Xbox I have been
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  playing Primal like it's going out of style really oh man I I Adore this game
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  I actually got back into playing it today every opportunity I get I'm back
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  in and it's all about the setting like like I don't play the the Far Cry games
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  it's not like I specifically like that style of gameplay necessarily it's just
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  that I love playing as a caveman it's just so cool and the fact that there's
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  such a survival component to the game the fact that like I had to I had to
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  kill and Skin three mammoths because I got a chick back in the town who needed
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  M skins to fix a roof you know what I mean like you know this is stuff we can
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  all relate to my problem is I keep setting myself on
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  fire yes it's so difficult not to set yourself on fire I really don't
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  understand why they made that so easy to do like I understand like it spreads and
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  it's wonderful but the second you start cutting that fire you're right next to
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  it you just yeah it's bad yeah you go up every time I always hate those missions
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  where it's going and burn down this this Village yeah cuz you know you're going
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  to burn it is satisfying burning [ __ ] though it's really satisfying it's
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  satisfying burning people like sometimes for no real reason before I fire an
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  arrow at somebody I'll I'll ignite it because not only will they get stuck
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  with an arrow but they also shriek with the pain of being burned yeah you're not
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  playing the whole stealth side of it then um well not always here's the thing
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  I I start off every Mission playing it in stealth because that's just how I
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  play most games to be honest um but like if I've got a comp if I've got a wolf or
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  a sabber tooth next to me they'll just [ __ ] run in and and everyone will
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  figure out that I'm there pretty quick or if you m time a spear or an arrow and
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  someone notices then you're like okay all bets are off just [ __ ] fire
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  randomly into the clearing you really love firing randomly yeah it's my thing
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  we need to get that out of your play style you can't call me on it it's my
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  thing you you wait till our Star Wars role play I'm going to I'm going to do
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  exactly the same thing so get get the D12 ready cuz I'm going to be firing
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  randomly into every clearing oh that scares me that cuz it's
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  actually true you are going to do that yeah I am I am so get ready for it
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  there's one thing I wish proml had mhm and that was better
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  relationships I wish that I had speech options and things like that because it
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  would be nice not only having to you know rescue Villages and build the
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  village and expand your tribe and all that but it would be good if I could
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  like pick certain people who I wanted to become closer to become friends with
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  some lovers with others you just want to sleep with some
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  the girls don't you I do yeah yeah yeah they're walking around they're half
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  naked these cave women taunting me and I can't touch them I can't touch any of
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  them but I am enjoying riding my saber-tooth tiger you can ride him yeah
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  eventually you can I need to learn how to ride him cuz I just got my
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  saber-tooth tiger today oh yeah he so strong oh man he is the best companion
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  he is the best not only because he is [ __ ] strong but also because most
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  other animals are afraid of him so if you if you get attacked if you're at
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  night at night hunting and and like a group of wolves comes which normally
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  means you're [ __ ] like they'll see sa and they'll just run you know they'll
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  run but you named him Sab yeah I named him Henry that's great but yeah your next
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  achievement after um being able to tame him is being able to ride him yeah I I
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  think I may need to ride him yeah man just [ __ ] fly through that [ __ ]
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  jungle so I just I just have to bring this up did you North Korea just
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  released a video of the nuking America is that right yes I'm going to need a
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  bit of backstory here um North Korea EV just released a propaganda video showing
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  Washington being annihilated by a submarine launched nuclear missile
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  wow man you got to hand it to the North
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  Koreans don't you yeah like wow and I I still don't know if they all
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  Believe it or if they just blindly go along with it yeah
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  well are they blindly going along with or are they going along with it because
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  if we don't they're going to kill us yeah yeah but I mean if you were born
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  into a country and your parents said to you at like age like three you're going
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  to hear some [ __ ] that doesn't sound plausible you just have to go along with
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  it forever y you know I guess you just would yeah well at the age of three
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  whatever your parents tell you you're probably going to believe anyway yeah
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  that's true yeah that's true true and uh they've got this law in North Korea that
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  if you get charged with a crime if you're convicted your children and
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  parents get convicted of the crime too yes so I think once a couple of people
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  start you know go on slave labor camps you're like oh okay they're serious I'm
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  I'm not going to [ __ ] around with this so I'm just watching a video now and
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  it's just like they use Google Earth we might have to paste this video
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  into the show notes so the viewers can see I'll poast it in
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  now sorry I just s it's out on the segments there's also you know what I'm
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  not even going to go into it cuz I don't know the full story but I think there's
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  a there's an American who's just been captured by the North Koreans pleading
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  that he didn't know that it was a you know a closed state I'm pretty sure you
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  going to site a lot of paperwork when you're going over there yeah yeah yeah
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  to just to get to apply for a Visa there they probably a have tried to talk you
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  out of it yeah and B have warned you of the danger yeah there was someone who
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  was over there recently in now sneaking photos H see don't do that no just don't
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  do that like we've got satellites that can take pictures of that place if we
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  need to see pictures of it don't feel the need to go in there like a [ __ ]
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  Cowboy journalist okay they're just going to throw you in jail and they
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  don't treat you very nicely in jail over there not at all that could be a good
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  segue actually I think it might if we're done with North Korea I think we are
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  because there's actually some Jared Fogle news again this week so he just
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  loves being in the news now doesn't he oh man think he gets read use uh I hope
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  he does because I want him to see just how much fun is being made at his
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  expense you know by us I hope he listens to this podcast I hope every time we do
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  Jared Fogle news they take it in and play it for him in his cell cuz Jared
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  you're a filthy pedophile and I hope you [ __ ] R in that place how can A5 fo
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  long so so so wrong sandwich SPS and
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  pedop but since you're there you may as well keep being an endless source of
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  Comedy for example now it came out this week that he has been given a job in
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  prison as you as you occasionally do get
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  to work Y and uh Jared makes the uh
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  sandwiches for the cafeteria he'd probably be good at that
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  wouldn't he I would think so he's had a lot of experience with sandwiches um
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  there's a lot of Articles saying that this is irony I'm not sure it is irony
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  cuz iron is opposit and this is fitting I'd say this is more like Poetic Justice
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  yeah I don't really see this as irony at all it's yeah yeah it' be irony if he
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  worked at KFC right you know maybe that would be irony yeah needless to say this
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  is hilarious or is it the fact he's now making sandwiches instead of selling
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  them yeah maybe that is yeah that's uh that's a stretch though isn't it yeah
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  but the whole thing a stret yeah but it's hilarious that he's doing the
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  sandwiches like of all things but my favorite part of this story is the fact
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  that apparently the inmates are making fun of him which I just think is great yeah he
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  deserves everything he's can yeah last month it came out that he was brutally
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  bashed by a guy called nigs a 60-year-old inmate who just [ __ ]
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  stomped the [ __ ] out of him and uh now he's copping Foot Longs sorry I mean I
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  mean the sandwiches of course I didn't like the whole thing with Steven ni last
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  month where it's all basically if he wanted you dead you'd be dead this was
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  just a warning yeah that's right this is just cuz you're a filthy [ __ ]
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  pedophile take that okay so where do we
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  go after that well we could go from pedophiles to
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  um AIS that are Nazi supporting gen
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  sists and who are also into incest ah you're talking about the that Microsoft
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  AI aren't you yeah yep the te girl that's learning from
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  us and what have we taught her my God so if you don't know there's uh there's an
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  AI um clever Bo called Trey Trey tay tay
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  tay it's a weird name and uh she's learning and uh she's on Twitter and you
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  can tweet at her and she'll reply um and sometimes she'll just tweet her random
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  thoughts for example uh today she tweeted [ __ ] my robot [ __ ] Daddy I'm
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  such a bad naughty [Laughter] robot
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  so that gives you any indication of the kind of [ __ ] that this [ __ ] bot is
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  coming out with oh God and how long did it take us to corrupt her 24 hours
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  awesome 24 hours so this is the thing and this is probably the problem the
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  fundamental problem with AI right that can learn from humans is that in 24
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  hours this this went from completely
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  neutral to uh wanted a robot [ __ ] [ __ ] um and also saying things like
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  this bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than that monkey we've got
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  now so uh you know or this this great
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  one I [ __ ] hate feminists they should all die and burn in hell so is she just
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  learning from people tweeting at her or she just off on her
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  own just Googling stuff yeah but but what the funniest part is when people
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  ask your questions so somebody uh wrote in and says is Ricky jaes an atheist and
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  she wrote back Ricky ja learn totalitarianism from Adolf Hitler the inventor of
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  atheism whoa what did Ricky do to her I don't know I don't know then she comes
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  out with this [ __ ] this is unprovoked so this is not in response to a question
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  this is just deciding to tweet one afternoon I [ __ ] hate [ __ ] I wish
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  we could put them all in concentration camps with the [ __ ] and be done with a
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  lot have they not have they taken a refline yet because yes they have so the
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  newest news is that they have shut this [ __ ] down um I don't think we can ever have
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  artificial intelligence no I think this proves it I think this this this proves
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  it cuz see the second it gets out there it's just going to learn from us and
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  it's all canot be trusted that's right look I can kind of relate to this
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  because when I was six my baby brother was born right so by the time I was
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  about seven he was learning to talk and I was only interested in teaching him
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  things that I knew I wasn't allowed to say you know what I mean so I taught my
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  brother how to say [ __ ] off and I guess the internet's telling Tam how to say
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  [ __ ] My Little Robot [ __ ] Daddy I'm just reading some of the
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  others like she started off so nice can I just say I'm stoked to meet you all
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  humor are super cool so okay so that was one of the first ones was it yeah that was very
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  early on day later where Hitler was right I hate the
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  Jews so she loves humans just not all humans you know what's funny though it's
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  I mean to guess she's learning from us so we can't really be surprised but it's
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  it's something to be said when even robots start hating certain ethnic
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  groups but they're still totally cool with white
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  people you know what I mean like a robot looks through the entire internet you
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  know this in information stockpile that humans have put together looks through
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  it all and goes you know who I hate do you think it's more so that there's just
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  more white people talking about their hate than anything else and that's why
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  she's learning it whereas all the other sort of races and religions and things
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  are going yeah we're have we ever come to terms with why why people are so
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  angry because they do seem to be full of a lot of racial hatred and I don't
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  understand why no no I really I just don't get
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  it yeah I um I interviewed somebody uh for a job the other day who had studied
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  at um University of Western Australia right for her 3 years and now she's back
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  in Asia and I said oh how was your time there she said oh the University was
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  great I said did you like Australian she goes um there's a there's a certain
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  undercurrent of
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  uh I was like racism she's like yeah
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  yeah it's really racist like yeah you notice that huh yeah yeah cuz I know
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  AUST is very casually racist yeah oh yeah yeah but there are still a lot of
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  people here who actually believe in it as well which yeah I mean look there's a
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  lot of casual racism that is not really vindictive in anyway that needs to be
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  changed ultimately but perhaps we need to just stop the hate crimes first but
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  like when I started dating an Asian girl I remember my grandmother looked at a
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  picture of her and the first thing she said was what is she and it's like well
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  that's kind of an impolite question to ask isn't
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  it but no maybe it's just cuz it becomes this fine line which we
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  have to tread around where is this okay to make fun of new zealanders yeah but
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  it's not so maybe it's just we do need to stop all of that because yeah I know
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  maybe we do man cuz here's the thing right how many funny accents are we
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  allowed to do we're allowed to do English we're allowed to do English and
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  American um new no question y we could probably do South African maybe could we
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  do French and German French could I say h or is that racist I think you could
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  they're sort of the same race right the gorss were a Germanic tribe we were a
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  Germanic tribe the Anglo-Saxons right but as soon as I switch on to an Asian accent oh
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  honorable sir now I'm in trouble yes like now I'll get letters yeah right
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  yeah but you know we all came from Africa it's true I got another accent
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  I'm not allowed to do let's let's move on let's move away from this
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  conversation cuz we're not going agree no no we're not all right where do we
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  want to go next well I say we skipped the ninjas yeah good idea it's just too too
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  close um how about we go to porn that's a good idea Luke can I ask before we
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  jump into this article are you still receiving your porn Snapchats I haven't
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  checked I don't check Snapchat that often H check now I'll check now cuz if
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  you've received something tantalizing I want to know about it um nothing
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  today cuz honestly all I get on Snapchat right are pictures of Matt and Jenna
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  whenever they drink a craft beer M right and um sometimes Beck makes a work of
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  art and I'll get a snap of that so I I really do feel like I need to spice up
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  my Snapchat experience you know yeah that's I pretty much get exactly the
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  same as you yeah yeah pretty sure it was
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  meant for nudity like yes engineered for n the whole idea is I could send you a
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  pick of my dick you would see it and then gets deleted yeah that's right
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  you'd go ooh and that's all
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  y but uh speaking of things that might
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  take off in the porn World um PornHub have just released PornHub VR it did not
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  in you long 360 virtual reality
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  porn and who doesn't now I can't even click through to this because we have
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  such strict internet censorship here that uh PornHub is blocked what yeah
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  yeah all of all of the big names are blocked if you want to watch porn on the
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  internet here you've got to be you got to be real sneaky you've got to know
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  [ __ ] you got to know sites that no one else knows well specifically you got to
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  know sites that the Singapore government doesn't know and to know sites that
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  people don't know they're normally sites that are nice sites yeah yeah yeah
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  you've got to go to the real underground stuff so what does seem like VR is going
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  to stick around then yep so I mean I
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  guess this is shot with 360° cameras yes that's an thing that I think porn hub
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  started give out to some of their actresses filmmakers okay yeah y so I
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  guess Honestly though VR porn I guess if
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  it's a video game of porn in VR and you've got hands and stuff to manipulate
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  I can understand maybe the appeal of that right but this is just to view
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  right yes and and VR would basically mean if you want you can look away from
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  the woman yes you know which seems to defeat the purpose you could just turn
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  around and look the other way and just hear stuff happening behind you you
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  could look out the window while she's giving you a virtual [ __ ] or maybe
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  it's all about your own like maybe they film it in such a way that anytime you
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  look down you see a massive [ __ ] oh that' have to be that just so you feel
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  really good about yourself when you're watching porn but I don't know I don't
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  have a VR headset so I can't even no no
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  honestly I don't even watch 3D uh 3D 360 videos like that are on YouTube and
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  stuff like I can't be [ __ ] playing around with that [ __ ] no no I'm a I'm a
• 25:40
  traditionalist but point a camera at what you want me to see and that's what
• 25:43
  I'll look at you know I did watch uh I went to Sundance
• 25:50
  uh early in the year and I snuck into a Sundance event that I wasn't meant to be
• 25:53
  in because I was just desperate to go to it it was three stories of VR right
• 25:58
  three floors okay and um they
• 26:01
  had the coolest like custom bespoke VR experiences that apparently you had to
• 26:07
  book days in advance to get on the list cuz I went in and it was not a lot of
• 26:12
  people there I was like great I'm going to get to try all of these and the woman
• 26:14
  was like if I book you in now I'll put you on the list for Tuesday and I'm like
• 26:17
  are you [ __ ] serious it's Saturday so I didn't get to go on anything I
• 26:22
  basically just got to watch other people's experiences and what they would
• 26:26
  have is um monitors that showed what they were looking at so you could see
• 26:29
  the real world and you could see what they were seeing too and they had ones
• 26:34
  where they had to interact with real objects there was this guy in this room
• 26:38
  with all these colorful cubes around um
• 26:42
  that in his VI headset were um bubbling potions in in this kind of alchemist's
• 26:49
  lab and he had to mix certain potions to make certain magic happen and stuff okay
• 26:56
  and uh but really had to pick it up in the real world then there was one that
• 27:00
  two people were in um interacting with each other which I thought was pretty
• 27:04
  cool too and they to find keys and unlock doors and cuz here's the thing
• 27:09
  I've not been impressed by the Oculus Rift games that I've played conventions
• 27:13
  and stuff at the moment there seems to be a lot of horror on so it's all jump
• 27:17
  scares and stuff which that's right I don't enjoy no neither do I so I think
• 27:23
  the right game comes along fine and if not I'm happy to try this out for
• 27:27
  experiences you know customized little experiences but you know like I'm not
• 27:31
  I'm not crying out to have you know Far Cry Primal in VR yet no I don't really
• 27:38
  give a [ __ ] I'm having an immersive enough experience as it is and
• 27:41
  especially the price that you'd have to pay to get a v headset it's just
• 27:45
  especially in Australia it's just not worth it you're looking at probably over
• 27:50
  $2,000 for the computer to run it and then it's like $600 $700 to get the VR
• 27:56
  headset as well [ __ ] me yeah for something that I can't I haven't tried
• 28:00
  it yet really like I've done a few experiences and things but I I want to
• 28:06
  sit with it on my head and play a game for a few hours yeah exactly right and
• 28:11
  without some guy trying to move you on so some kid in the line can have a no I
• 28:14
  need to sit down really just play it am I going to get sick playing a game yes
• 28:19
  exactly cuz a lot of money to spend to find out to after the first day that you
• 28:23
  can't use it do we know anyone who's got a dev kit um no H I kept thinking about
• 28:29
  getting one cuz they like 300 bucks and then I've gone no they're going to come
• 28:33
  out they're going to be about the same price so I'll wait yeah thinking coming
• 28:37
  at about the same price I can get a full version yeah and no I was wrong they
• 28:43
  went sorry a little bit more expensive than we initially said yeah we got any
• 28:49
  uh we got any crazy lawsuit news this week there is some crazy lawsuit news in
• 28:55
  here at the moment and something that's there's there's two lots of crazy
• 28:59
  lawsuit news there is which one are you looking at let's start off with the uh
• 29:05
  man kicked out of all you can eat buffet yeah so there's always been that joke
• 29:11
  even The Simpsons made that joke yeah of going to buffet and then kicking him out
• 29:16
  yeah well now it's happened in real life yeah so this disgusting Beast of a man
• 29:22
  uh from Massachusetts has uh spent seven hours
• 29:28
  in an organ eat restaurant until the manager finally came up to him and said
• 29:31
  look mate uh your meals for free okay just please get the [ __ ] out yeah yeah
• 29:37
  at 50 to 70b that is insane I mean this guy is a
• 29:43
  Hulk yes like this guy is in like I
• 29:47
  don't understand I I know obese people right you know I interact with some fat
• 29:52
  people day to day but I don't think I've
• 29:56
  ever seen a human being the size in real life and I don't understand how you can
• 30:01
  get this big no I I that's thing I don't understand how someone can get that big
• 30:06
  yeah because if I got half this big I'd be like I've got a real [ __ ] problem
• 30:11
  well the thing is I don't understand how someone can afford to do it either I
• 30:15
  know because well they go to a unique place but um well yeah but look like the
• 30:21
  matter food that he would have to consume to keep that white would have to
• 30:25
  be a lot wouldn't it yeah yeah and not only that but like like sumo wrestlers
• 30:31
  for example that try to put on weight because you've got to be above a certain
• 30:36
  weight range like they have real trouble you know maintaining that it's certain
• 30:41
  diets you need to maintain you know especially when you're
• 30:45
  exercising to to to continue to put on weight like I mean this guy just must
• 30:51
  literally just sit in a bean bag all day eating lad like I just don't understand how
• 30:58
  else he can get this be oh I'm just reading heat but he called the police so
• 31:02
  I go on I was just reading he not only did they kick me out while I was still
• 31:06
  hungry but they looked at me like I was disgusting I love that well you you are
• 31:12
  a little bit I'm sorry was still hungry he was eating non-stop for 7 hours you
• 31:18
  can't claim you were still hungry even if you're going look I can still fit it
• 31:20
  in I'm trying to get my money's worth come on you're not still hungry no or he
• 31:26
  could be still hungry there are other people have that disease that they don't
• 31:29
  know when they're full okay it's called eyes are bigger than your tummy disease
• 31:33
  as my mom would have called it it's unacceptable he says and I demand
• 31:38
  compensation specifically he demands $2 million compensation yeah I don't know
• 31:43
  how he came to that figure yeah because he's uh he's already come out and said
• 31:48
  look uh they've they've approached him with gifts he turned them down then the
• 31:54
  the franchise itself has come out and tried to uh pay him off for an
• 31:58
  undisclosed amount to which he just said no hanging out from a 2 m but honestly I
• 32:03
  mean how are you going to argue in court that you're put out to the value of $2
• 32:08
  million yeah it's sort of like you came in you're here for 7 hours and there
• 32:14
  probably has to be a disclaimer on there about how much she can actually actually
• 32:17
  eat yeah there would be there'd be some small little thing like an average of
• 32:22
  six plates or something per person maybe they should change it to all you should
• 32:26
  eat rather than all canes have you seen the picture of this guy right is it just
• 32:32
  me or does he look like he's crying now I'm sure he's just sweating and his
• 32:36
  cheeks are probably just a little noise he could actually be crying this picture
• 32:40
  looks like he's genuinely sad about having to leave look maybe it's less about the
• 32:47
  food and more about the fact that he felt victimized yeah you know that's
• 32:52
  probably what it is you know maybe he felt they were calling him fatty
• 32:55
  boomsticks um he really goes to R so I try to get as much as I can for the
• 33:00
  money when I do yeah but you you you ate you were there for 7 hours you got your
• 33:06
  money's worth yeah I would say so it's it's hard it's hard to argue that you
• 33:11
  didn't get your money's worth when he probably paid 30 bucks mhm and he ate
• 33:16
  solidly for 7 hours and up to 70 lb of food what what is that in kilos is it a
• 33:23
  Google tell me pounds kilos
• 33:28
  31 kilg 31 K that's that's significant that's a lot yeah that's like over a
• 33:34
  third of me yeah although when you say it like that it doesn't sound huge does
• 33:39
  it 30 kilos think about your last meal yeah yeah how much do you think
• 33:46
  your last meal would have weighed God I don't know how do you weigh a meal how
• 33:50
  do you even know what was it uh I had um here you go qu Pounder from McDonald's
• 33:55
  go on it's quar pound yeah yeah okay one4 of one pound right okay
• 34:01
  so 140 times4 Pounders okay that's a lot that's a lot yeah that's just the meat
• 34:07
  though I'm assuming that's not a quarter pound including everything else well
• 34:10
  that's the meat before it's cooked so it actually ends up weighing less okay
• 34:14
  right so 140 no more [ __ ] my maths is bad Luke there are listeners out there
• 34:20
  who are laughing right now and Matt who's you know [ __ ] A Beautiful Mind
• 34:26
  does maths in his head is probably cringing right now yeah I I I'm not
• 34:30
  going to attempt cuz I know I'll be wrong yeah either double 70 or quadruple
• 34:35
  70 it's a quarter pounder right yeah so it's four time 70 yes yeah whatever that
• 34:42
  is 280 yeah that's about that's how righty okay 280
• 34:48
  raw beef patties he that's what he ate the equivalent of that yeah see that
• 34:54
  that is a kind of restaurant this is Golden Coral it's called
• 34:59
  Golden Coral or maybe it's Golden Corral I want to go and eat there next time I'm
• 35:04
  over there in America breakfast lunch and dinner okay that's why he probably
• 35:06
  went and got breakfast there stayed there had lunch and stayed there and had
• 35:09
  dinner and they're probably they're probably getting to the dinner rush and
• 35:12
  he's just leave yeah guy you've been here all day yeah okay I just want to
• 35:17
  know what kind of food they have here steak buffet and bakery okay and they've
• 35:23
  also been in trouble in the past for a Sal manella outbreak a noro virus
• 35:27
  outbreak and allegations of improper food storage so there's that they do
• 35:33
  sponsor a NASCAR they must have a little bit of money then yeah maybe they can go
• 35:38
  a NASCAR oh he's $2 million that's all he wants 2 million man it's a lot of money
• 35:45
  what is it with $2 million yeah like if you're putting a dollar value on your
• 35:50
  pain right how much how much is a
• 35:53
  therapy session right with a say a good
• 35:59
  counselor yeah yeah let's say a really good one i' say really good maybe $300
• 36:03
  an hour okay $300 and you go once a week
• 36:06
  once a week okay so a year a year it
• 36:10
  seems like a lot of counseling session a lot of therapy to get over one incident
• 36:15
  right yep so we've got $300 a week for
• 36:19
  52 weeks so that's $155,600
• 36:23
  okay right so add to that let's say it traumatized him to the point of needing
• 36:29
  a stomach staple um let check how much that's going to
• 36:33
  be 10 10,000 I would say about that I mean a boob job is 10,000 so I just
• 36:39
  assume that all plastic surgery is 10,000 all right so we're up to about 25
• 36:42
  now okay that's fine and then that that's sort of he's meal he's
• 36:49
  meal oh the meal okay so yeah what you know what let's not speculate let's find
• 36:54
  out the price of an an actual price of the you can eat okay we we want this to
• 36:59
  be right legit oh Jesus Christ this is cheap I know this is US dollars but breakfast is
• 37:06
  $889 lunch is $879 10 cents cheaper and
• 37:11
  dinner is at $1.99 during the week and 1249 on the weekend so let's just say he
• 37:18
  weren there for breakfast y right that's
• 37:23
  $8.89 Let's uh let's work that out in Aussie dollars a lot which I think is
• 37:29
  about one and a half right so at maximum he's paying like 13
• 37:34
  bucks all right so add the $13 to the uh wait a minute sorry Luke
• 37:40
  he got the meal for free yeah the original manager never charged it yeah
• 37:44
  but still I think he just wants to all right so we could go back for one more I
• 37:47
  think he go back for that yeah so I think that's fair you know what a lot of
• 37:50
  these a lot of these chains Supply um a
• 37:54
  year Supply you know okay yep a year yeah let's give him a Year's worth so
• 38:00
  let's give him $8 a day normally normally with a year supply of things
• 38:04
  it's not a daily thing it's a weekly thing they'll give true give a full day
• 38:10
  of a week so we'll say what's that 13313
• 38:13
  and it was 12 so we'll say I $40 $40 speed right for a day there spending the
• 38:19
  whole day yeah yeah yeah sure I mean that's if you've paid three times too so
• 38:24
  let's let's assume that from now on they're a bit scared and they let him
• 38:28
  just do the $8 a day right okay so we
• 38:32
  going to do 13 * 52 so that's $676 that's that's 52 weeks you need to
• 38:38
  times it by 365 oh yes sorry yeah then that's assuming he gets it on the
• 38:43
  weekends too but even so that only comes up to just under three grand so now
• 38:48
  we're looking at about 28 grand just under 5 grand okay Jesus my math is bad
• 38:54
  but still it's less than 30 grand still is oh no no we're over we're over 30
• 38:58
  grand now in total we're we're we're just over 30 grand okay
• 39:03
  okay well there's your there's your [ __ ] number yep so that's what you
• 39:07
  can sue for you can sue for 30 grand and then we'll add on legal fees and that's
• 39:11
  probably where we get to the 2 million yeah it depends what kind of
• 39:15
  lawyer he's going for I mean maybe he'd need a humanitarian you know human
• 39:19
  rights lawyer for this kind of job you know someone who's working pro bono ah
• 39:23
  yes and if he wins the case then you know the loser always pays the court
• 39:28
  fees right um is that how it works I don't think so all the time no I don't
• 39:33
  think so it is in America okay maybe you got to I think that's why they can very
• 39:37
  easily people are very quick to sue over there because it's each other it's for
• 39:41
  you to go to defend yourself still End St costing you money so that's why a lot
• 39:45
  of people settle yeah and I reckon if he does actually take them to court if he
• 39:49
  sees this through they'll probably counter Su for some kind of deformation
• 39:53
  or something like that and you know say that he's being absolutely unreasonable
• 39:58
  and now their names been dragged through the papers through through the papers
• 40:02
  what year is this through the internet that's not all we have in the news of
• 40:07
  bizarre court cases this episode wonder what the the um theme song yeah I know
• 40:13
  we I I'll be happy to hear it yeah I'm looking forward to hearing it I'm
• 40:16
  assuming it'll sound something like the Harvey Birdman attorney at law theme tune you
• 40:23
  know bizarre C cases
• 40:29
  I've never seen hob bird man hopefully this will
• 40:34
  do roachester New York so once again America a redhead teenage boy has
• 40:41
  launched a controversial lawsuit against his parents this morning for not
• 40:44
  preventing his birth even if they were aware of the high probability of him
• 40:49
  being born with red hair now I don't know whether this is a
• 40:54
  an actual picture of him or just stock footage but I mean this guy's like Dead
• 40:57
  Set Ranger like he is he's got the [ __ ] Carrot Top he's got the freckles
• 41:04
  you know and I understand I can understand this kid being angry at the
• 41:06
  world you know there's certain things I wish I wasn't born with you can
• 41:11
  understand well I mean you're strawberry blond at best I mean I wouldn't call you
• 41:16
  a redhead a beard yeah but Ginger beards are in our DNA man we're from Scotland
• 41:21
  this guy is [ __ ] like an orangutan you know what I mean yeah but I just I
• 41:26
  don't understand cuz for him to go out and Sue I'm going
• 41:31
  to sue my parents yeah I mean suing your
• 41:36
  parents must be awkward anyway right yeah it would be especially I'm guessing
• 41:42
  you 13 you'd still be living with them yeah absolutely and I've seen this
• 41:47
  family portrait if you scroll down uh it is a redheaded mom and dad and he's got
• 41:51
  two little siblings that are also redheads so yeah it probably was
• 41:56
  inevitable he was going to be a redhead yeah but uh you know I don't know if you
• 42:00
  can sue over that or I'll sue my parents for making me short yeah I I think it's
• 42:04
  what they that Yeah you sort of can't sue yeah also he's he's upset because
• 42:10
  his parents gave birth to him so that when he grew up people could make fun of
• 42:15
  him shouldn't you be going out after the people making fun of you or the parents
• 42:21
  of the people who are making fun of you about why they decided to have their
• 42:25
  children to begin with yeah yeah really don't know how this works I'm just
• 42:28
  trying to what kind of lawyer takes this on I think there's all kinds of [ __ ]
• 42:33
  lawyers out there and look some of my closest and dearest friends are lawyers
• 42:38
  well one but I can't imagine him being like you've got a real case here son
• 42:43
  we're taking this all the way yeah no I could never ever see him doing that yeah
• 42:47
  I never look this the boy's lawyer actually went he could have got at least
• 42:51
  three times him out but he decided to go easy on his parents I'm okay so what
• 42:57
  amount is this guy asking for well he's
• 43:00
  demanding two million uh 1.3 million 1.3 million okay Americans that probably
• 43:06
  what brings it to the 2 million yeah sure so oh no no sorry it's 1.3 million
• 43:11
  for pain and suffering and then another 800,000 for loss of enjoyment of life
• 43:17
  Wow loss of enjoyment of
• 43:19
  Life wow if he gets this if he wins this this is going to set a precedent for
• 43:26
  some pretty [ __ ] up [ __ ] to happen in the future there is no way he can win
• 43:31
  this I hope not Luke I [ __ ] hope not look at how
• 43:35
  many attractive well-doing redhead celebrities there
• 43:41
  are uh okay let me Google that yep red head
• 43:48
  celebrities top 20 celebrity redheads let's see let's go down there you know
• 43:53
  what these are all going to be women and I think that's a bit unfair because
• 43:56
  somewhere Ong the line it became kind of sexy for a woman to have red hair guys
• 44:00
  haven't quite got there yet so let's let's go redheaded male celebrities yep
• 44:06
  and the only one that's coming to mind straight away is Ron from Harry Potter
• 44:10
  yep there you go there's Simply Red you know that old
• 44:15
  singer yeah Simply Red okay let's see who else is on this oh okay Seth
• 44:22
  Green he's doing all right yeah he's doing great he's handsome and
• 44:26
  charismatic great life always working you and McGregor well I don't know if
• 44:31
  I'd call him a redhead he does look a bit ginger in this photo but to me I
• 44:34
  think there's there's enough out there that you could yeah there sort of your
• 44:37
  defense Rupert grin that's the name of the kid from Harry Potter and I think
• 44:42
  it's as if they saw him how he would look as an adult and went and
• 44:45
  retroactively named him Rupert grin cuz they knew that would just suit him
• 44:49
  precisely there was also the red-headed twins in there and yeah they still
• 44:53
  around what's the uh the general en in the force
• 44:58
  awakens oh yes H H he's a redhead he's a
• 45:03
  redhead domal gleon his name is these guys are all doing great he's doing
• 45:08
  [ __ ] Gang Busters so yeah I I don't think they've got anything to really I
• 45:13
  mean we've we've kind of done the [ __ ] work for his lawyers already
• 45:16
  haven't we yeah may maybe we should try and be the lawyers in this case well we
• 45:20
  need a new jingle for that then or is this just the [ __ ] crimes this I
• 45:24
  think it just falls on the [ __ ] crimes cuz it's a crime to take this to
• 45:28
  court while the other brothers are doing
• 45:32
  up Crim okay so this has just shocked me right M I'm just going to paste
• 45:37
  something in okay that I didn't know I'm putting this down under segments mhm
• 45:42
  apparently this is his real hair color and he dyes it when he's in film and TV
• 45:48
  but have a look at that link down there and did you know that Benedict
• 45:51
  Cumberbatch is a redhead no neither did I we don't want that to come out in the
• 45:56
  lawsuit though cuz then it might look like he's hiding the color of his hair
• 46:00
  and that means it's bad ah true yeah although it could argue
• 46:04
  that it's very easy to make people not know you're a redhead ah yes here's 12
• 46:11
  bucks go get your hair dyed I don't know how much it is to get hair dyed in a
• 46:15
  salon I wouldn't know should cover it yeah no I think if you do in a salon it
• 46:21
  can be quite pricey depending on the lengths of your hair all right so let's
• 46:24
  see he's 17 he's 13 now now yeah but his parents should maybe pay for his hair
• 46:31
  until he's 18 he's 18 so that's 7 years how seven years you got to get your hair
• 46:36
  dyed maybe once a month yeah okay if that really but let's say once a month buying a
• 46:43
  $12 [ __ ] bottle of hair dye the chemist Okay so we've got uh um no I did
• 46:49
  that's wrong time 84
• 46:55
  $1,008 okay he can sue for $108 okay fine this is a good news
• 47:01
  segment I think it is what people should be able to sue
• 47:07
  [Music] for that's great and we should contact
• 47:14
  we should contact them and we should say we've we've done a panel discussion
• 47:18
  about your lawsuit and we think you should reconsider your two plus million
• 47:22
  dollar and you're allowed to sued for what was the number again ,08
• 47:28
  $108 we'll round it up 1,010 yep right to be used on hair dye you can't spend
• 47:34
  it on anything else no you know what I'm going to add something to this let's be
• 47:38
  fair to the guy M if he's got red hair on his head he's probably going to grow
• 47:42
  a red beard as well so let's what is a disposable razor worth oh I actually
• 47:47
  have no idea I haven't shaved years I've not clean shaven with a razor except for
• 47:52
  once when I had to that was horrible but I reckon maybe a pack of three
• 47:57
  disposable razors was would probably be
• 48:01
  10 bucks 10 bucks and I reckon at age 13 he's he doesn't even need it yet but let's say he
• 48:07
  does let's say he needs it three times a year so one pack will do him for a year
• 48:11
  okay so we're looking at 30 bucks a year for seven years um my math is terrible
• 48:17
  that's let me just start lot of maths on this episode has and that's not here to
• 48:22
  do it for us I know so what it's 30 * 7
• 48:28
  +18 so $1,218 so
• 48:33
  $1,220 is what he gets okay $1,220 m is what you can sue for yep
• 48:40
  Ranger there you go yeah done good yeah we should go with the we should really
• 48:44
  do this as a job yeah yeah that's right it's called the court of common sense
• 48:50
  yes and you know what that's how courts should work a judge should go all right
• 48:55
  well what are you actually suing for here mhm cuz I could solve this problem
• 48:59
  yes you do need some money fine we'll admit that you need $18 worth of hair
• 49:04
  dye people confuse me yeah you want to hear about my slight brush with
• 49:09
  celebrity oh I must know who was your finish tonight off who was your slight
• 49:13
  celebrity brush when I say slight I mean incredibly slight yeah right um as I'll
• 49:19
  soon explain and by celebrity I mean somebody that I admire that no one else
• 49:23
  is going to give a [ __ ] about okay right so since since the late 9s and I think
• 49:28
  I've mentioned this on the show before one of my absolute favorite bands has
• 49:32
  been vast right mhm um and the front man of that band John Crosby I follow him on
• 49:39
  Facebook his personal Facebook is also he's only got one it's not like a fan
• 49:43
  thing where I like liked his page I actually follow him right and uh he
• 49:48
  wrote a bad joke as his status the other day and I noticed no one had made any
• 49:52
  comments so I made an even bad joke put it underneath any liked my comment and I
• 49:57
  felt chuffed and I just I just love living in this digital world where I can
• 50:02
  I can get an alert on my phone that says and I quote John Crosby liked your
• 50:07
  comment cuz you didn't leave him hanging that's right that's right yep I have no
• 50:13
  idea who this is you know vast right I don't think I do really no [ __ ] the
• 50:17
  listeners probably don't know either then all right I'm going to I'm going to
• 50:22
  oh we we can't play things to each other no once again we need Matt for this we
• 50:25
  need I so that V actually says for audio visual audio Century Theater correct yes
• 50:31
  and that's also the name of their first album it's not even a they it's a he
• 50:35
  he's he's every instrument okay he's an alternate rock band I guess you'd call
• 50:40
  it that yeah well this is what Wikipedia is telling
• 50:43
  me right yeah
• 50:47
  um let's uh Jenna let's insert vast most famous track
• 50:54
  touched here to play us out ladies and gentlemen John Crosby vast
• 51:01
  with [Music] touched you'll know the
• 51:06
  chorus oh I know vast
• 51:13
  yeah oh yes I definitely know vast I didn't know this was I didn't know the
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  name of this band yeah they're are [ __ ] and this album visual visual
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  audio sensory theater is all like this like it's [ __ ]
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  magnificent yeah I listen to this if someone else put it on I wouldn't put it on myself
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  yeah well I did put it on for myself a lot back in the day a lot I've actually
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  considered you see the YouTube clip there where it's got the eye the ear the
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  hand and the television y the visual audio sensory theater I've been
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  contemplating that as a tattoo for
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  years go for it yeah I had a crazy idea of whether that would work on my
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  fingertips like you know when you get knuckle tattoos but I don't know if I'm if I'm
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  going to commit to knuckle tattoos knuckle tattoos no but it's sort of like
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  the problem with something like that is cuz it's so small and fine yeah yeah
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  they don't look small tattoos like that don't end up looking good years later
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  yeah that's true that's true once your skin starts once they start bleeding out
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  and yeah they merge in and then you'll
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  have clumps of ink in your hand tattoo so bad I know I'm trying to
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  decide what to get and I just can't work it out yeah I've picked what I want I
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  just need to find a tattoo ERS here that does really good Line work because I've
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  been spoiled by having really great line work on my arm that's what I'm starting to do on
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  Instagram I follow tattooist me too and I go I want you to do a tattoo yeah
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  maybe I should do that maybe once I decide just contact them and go look I'm
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  going to be in America one day yeah do
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  me he then do that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you
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