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The Dog crapped in the Scott's Office · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Can I say something really funny?
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: This throws me off.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, tell me something really sad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Alright, I'm gonna tell you oh, alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then if you really want something really sad, um uh no, where's my sad music?
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  SPEAKER_01: What happened?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh sad.
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  unknown: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: The office dog pooped in your office this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did some somebody clean up after that, by the way?
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  SPEAKER_00: I did.
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  SPEAKER_00: You did?
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  SPEAKER_00: I cleaned up the poop, but I think there's pee in there too, so I did not do that because I had to get back in here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what's sad?
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: People that don't listen to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And let me explain why.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh I have eight puppies running around, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some people think I'm insane, but at the same time, I have always said, you take three, you've equaled one big dog.
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  SPEAKER_01: So do the math.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like I have two big dogs and yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I have found through research the best enzymatic cleaner to deal with the urine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: It sucks.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's$60 a gallon.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I've found myself having to buy it a few times now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because number one, I will not have urine in my house or my house reeking of dog.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, it does the job.
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  SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen that bottle uh show up here at the radio station, even though I asked them to.
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  SPEAKER_00: They've been trying to use all the other different like they go to Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone does.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't work.
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  SPEAKER_00: They've been going to Walmart and getting the whatever the cheap little you know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: The resolve where it's like.
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  SPEAKER_01: It does not work.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nature's miracle is the crappiest cleanup after your dog product that there that's on the market.
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  SPEAKER_01: You have to go Or resolve.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or resolve that too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on, I'll I'll tell you it's Rocco and Roxy, I think.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Rocco and Roxy carpet and zomatic cleaner.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I had to watch though this morning?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, the dog take a crap in my office?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, not even just that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every dog owner has-notes that thing take an S in his own uh owner's office.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you should have had your door closed.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why your door's not closed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, it's not like you ever sit in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the thing that every pet owner is gonna completely understand is that it must have ate something stringy, like I had to watch Wendy pull something out of the dog's butt this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that hysterical?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Something's gotta happen here, you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: A little bit of training might go a long way.
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  SPEAKER_00: You'd think.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um I think there's a local place in Poticoat, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's close to your house.
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  SPEAKER_01: You ever heard of Petco?
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  SPEAKER_01: Just go take them up there for a couple of those.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll have that work for your pets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ginger and Finn know how to sit and uh focus.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh and the rest of them?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, uh again, I guess I'll tell them about the Rocco and Roxy, which actually works.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you need it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Rocco and Roxy.
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  SPEAKER_01: This expensive, but if you don't want urine and you want it dealt with, if you have an animal, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love a pro tip.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, where the hell was I going with this before we did that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you want me to read these two text messages?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, please do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, this first one.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right, because I do have an email I have to read to you.
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  SPEAKER_00: This this first one is 5849.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thanks, Scott, for making me hungry for lunch at 845.
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  SPEAKER_00: What were you talking about?
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  SPEAKER_01: We were talking about the Arby's thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how you know everybody's trying to make fun of, you know, getting lunch from Arby's, and I'm like the Arby's challenge, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Y'all don't realize what Arby's has.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, mind you, I'm in the same boat that so many people are.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is not first on my list to pull into.
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  SPEAKER_01: I always think, oh, McDonald's, Burger King, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if somebody was going to Arby's right now, I wouldn't be mad about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not one bit.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I made you hungry on that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I also love this one because this ties into the World Cup 3836.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen the TikToks of the people uh coming here from you know to the United States for the World Cup?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like Bob from Japan is so much fun to watch.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's really enjoying American food.
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  SPEAKER_01: First thing I'll tell you, his name's not Bob.
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  SPEAKER_00: Secondly, they love our ranch.
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  SPEAKER_00: We talked about this a little bit yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: These these folks are putting tons of bottles of ranch into their luggage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know it's Great Value Ranch, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go with that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, every single time I mention this, somebody always says their favorite ranch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you cannot talk about ranch without saying your favorite ranch.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, because mine is not Great Value or Um Hidden Valley.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's yours?
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  SPEAKER_00: Mine's it's Nichols Pip.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, that's handmade.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a whole different league.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is, oh, that's crazy in a bottle.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the most elite ranch.
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  SPEAKER_00: They should bottle that.
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  SPEAKER_01: They should bottle that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is the most elite ranch ever.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the thing that threw me that I was gonna tell you about.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it wasn't when you threw me about the dog taking the crap in my office.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's how that went.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, you know what's really throwing me this week?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then Allie goes, the dog taking the crap in the office.
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  SPEAKER_01: And right down that road we went.
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  SPEAKER_01: 20 years of that, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: You've been doing it to me, and I fall for it every single time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I didn't know if you knew.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, thanks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Didn't really need to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Could have just gone blissfully through my day without knowing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gabby, you don't want your office to stink all the time, don't you?
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  SPEAKER_01: But well, if they buy the stuff I told them, then well, anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we have, as you know, a uh two vehicles in the house, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's my car and then there's Tiffany's car.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this has thrown me so much because I sit with you every single day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, except for this week, which God only knows what days I'm here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't tell you.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm so used to seeing an email from you in that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And our other lease is through Ally Auto, and now they've been spamming me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And not spamming, they just send a lot of emails.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: But this one I had to read to you.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one, actually from Ally Auto, spelled like Ally, A-L-L-Y.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you know what it says in the header?
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for choosing Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you for choosing me for the past 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've been close for a long time now.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do really appreciate it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're welcome.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, next, if you want to hear Scott go off as you oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember how you hated the whole protein thing?
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  unknown: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Back on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what's next.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just it's meat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get meat.
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  SPEAKER_00: This isn't quite meat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Talk about a porter house.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's not talk about a protein Dorito.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm back on it again.