Latest / Triple Da Money / Why You Shouldn't Buy OpenAI, SpaceX, or Anthropic Stock
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- 0:00SPEAKER_02: Emily, I found a labu-boo at Goodwill for three dollars.
- 0:03SPEAKER_00: Three dollars?
- 0:04SPEAKER_02: Yep, three dollars.
- 0:06SPEAKER_02: I thought they were like 300 bucks.
- 0:08SPEAKER_00: They were six months ago.
- 0:10SPEAKER_02: So it's not gonna make me rich.
- 0:12SPEAKER_00: Brandon, you just explained our entire episode.
- 0:15SPEAKER_01: Guys, SpaceX is going IPO, OpenAI is going IPO, and Anthropic is going IPO.
- 0:22SPEAKER_01: Guys, SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI are going IPO.
- 0:26SPEAKER_01: I'm buying everything.
- 0:27SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Triple Demoney.
- 0:29SPEAKER_01: I'm Brandon.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: I just bought a$3 Laboo at Goodwill.
- 0:32SPEAKER_01: I'm Austin and I'm about to be rich.
- 0:35SPEAKER_00: I'm Emily, and none of these things are as good as they sound.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: Okay, wait.
- 0:39SPEAKER_01: IPO.
- 0:41SPEAKER_01: It means important purchase opportunity?
- 0:43SPEAKER_01: Initial public offering.
- 0:45SPEAKER_01: A private company sells shares to the public for the very first time.
- 0:49SPEAKER_01: Austin, did you just I Googled it this morning.
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: He's right.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: Anthropic, OpenAI, SpaceX, they're all private.
- 0:58SPEAKER_00: You can't buy their stock.
- 0:59SPEAKER_00: IPO, that means they're public and they're letting the regular people in.
- 1:03SPEAKER_02: That sounds amazing.
- 1:05SPEAKER_02: Why is it bad?
- 1:06SPEAKER_00: Because by the time they let you in, everyone cooler than you has already gotten their shares.
- 1:11SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
- 1:12SPEAKER_00: Venture capitalists, hedge funds, wealthy insiders, they've been invested for years.
- 1:18SPEAKER_00: The IPO is when they say, Here, public, take the rest of it.
- 1:23SPEAKER_01: So we're getting leftovers?
- 1:25SPEAKER_00: You're getting goodwill laboo boo.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: They're getting blind box, limited edition at retail.
- 1:31SPEAKER_01: I am the laboooboo.
- 1:33SPEAKER_01: Okay, Emily, don't IPOs always pop on the first day?
- 1:36SPEAKER_01: I buy it, it pops, I sell it, free money.
- 1:39SPEAKER_00: According to data going back to 1980, the average IPO pop on the first day is 18%.
- 1:45SPEAKER_02: 18% on the first day?
- 1:47SPEAKER_02: Austin is right, that is free money.
- 1:49SPEAKER_00: Except you're not getting it at IPO price.
- 1:51SPEAKER_00: By the time you click buy, the big guys with supercomputers have already bought up all the stock within a millisecond of trading.
- 1:58SPEAKER_02: Wait, a millisecond?
- 2:00SPEAKER_00: A hedge funds computer can execute a trade within one one thousandth of a second.
- 2:04SPEAKER_00: By the time you see the trade load on your screen, they've already bought, popped, and sold.
- 2:10SPEAKER_02: They have computers faster than my hands?
- 2:13SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 2:14SPEAKER_00: So you buy the IPO at the already popped price, and then The Laboo Boo goes to goodwill.
- 2:21SPEAKER_00: The Labooo Boo goes to goodwill.
- 2:23SPEAKER_02: Okay, give me the worst examples.
- 2:25SPEAKER_02: I need to feel it.
- 2:26SPEAKER_00: Rivian, an electric truck company.
- 2:29SPEAKER_00: It IPO'd at$78 a share in 2021, and it popped at$106 by the end of the first day.
- 2:37SPEAKER_01: That is incredible.
- 2:39SPEAKER_00: Within a week, it was$172 a share, and the company was worth$153 billion.
- 2:47SPEAKER_02: That's more than a country.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: The company was more valuable than Ford and General Motors combined.
- 2:53SPEAKER_00: And the company was making almost zero dollars in revenue.
- 2:57SPEAKER_01: None?
- 2:58SPEAKER_00: Basically none.
- 2:59SPEAKER_00: Just vibes and promises and then goodwill.
- 3:04SPEAKER_00: As of 2026, Rivian is worth 19 billion dollars.
- 3:09SPEAKER_00: Down 88% from its peak.
- 3:11SPEAKER_02: From 153 billion to 19 billion?
- 3:15SPEAKER_00: GoPro IPO'd at$24 a share in 2014.
- 3:18SPEAKER_00: A camera on your head?
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: Everybody went crazy.
- 3:23SPEAKER_02: I've seen a bunch of those on eBay for like 20 bucks.
- 3:26SPEAKER_00: The stock is now worth about a dollar, down 95% from its peak.
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: The GoPro is the laboo-boo.
- 3:34SPEAKER_01: Maybe I don't buy every IPO.
- 3:37SPEAKER_00: He's learning.
- 3:39SPEAKER_01: Okay, Emily.
- 3:40SPEAKER_01: SpaceX is different.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: They land rockets.
- 3:42SPEAKER_01: That's not dreams, that's science.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: SpaceX is currently valued at$1.75 trillion.
- 3:49SPEAKER_02: That's a lot of zeros.
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic combined are valued at about half of Japan's stock market in more than Canada's.
- 4:01SPEAKER_02: Bigger than Canada.
- 4:03SPEAKER_00: And that's the price you'd be paying at IPO for future profits that may or may not even happen.
- 4:09SPEAKER_01: So I'm buying hopes and dreams?
- 4:11SPEAKER_00: You're buying hopes and dreams at Canada prices.
- 4:15SPEAKER_01: I can't afford Canada.
- 4:16SPEAKER_00: The data backs up too.
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: The Renaissance IPO ETF, a fund that specifically invests in US IPOs, has consistently underperformed an SP 500 index over time.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: So buying boring index funds beats buying the hottest IPOs?
- 4:32SPEAKER_00: Every single time.
- 4:33SPEAKER_01: We're the laboooboo guys, Austin.
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: We're the laboo boo guys, bro.
- 4:37SPEAKER_02: So what do we do when SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI go public?
- 4:42SPEAKER_00: Wait at least a year, let the hype die, and let real financial data catch up to the dream.
- 4:48SPEAKER_00: Then look at whether it's actually worth what it's asking.
- 4:51SPEAKER_01: And if it's still strong after a year?
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: Maybe, but just know that your boring index fund already captures the best companies growing in the world.
- 4:59SPEAKER_00: So you don't need to gamble on the first day.
- 5:01SPEAKER_02: So the move is to not be the person camping outside of the store and waiting to buy the labu boo when it first drops.
- 5:09SPEAKER_00: Correct.
- 5:10SPEAKER_02: Wait, did anyone actually do that?
- 5:12SPEAKER_00: I sat in a car for three hours trying to get one for a friend.
- 5:16SPEAKER_02: Emily.
- 5:17SPEAKER_02: Emily?
- 5:18SPEAKER_00: It was a gray one.
- 5:19SPEAKER_00: Nobody wanted gray.
- 5:21SPEAKER_00: Now I have a laboo boo and a lesson I will never forget.
- 5:24SPEAKER_02: What's what's the lesson?
- 5:25SPEAKER_00: Don't buy the hype.
- 5:27SPEAKER_00: Wait for the goodwill price.
- 5:29SPEAKER_01: Don't buy the labo boo at full price.
- 5:31SPEAKER_01: Don't buy the IPO at full hype.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: And the lesson is the same.
- 5:34SPEAKER_00: Don't buy the hype, but hit the hype button.
- 5:37SPEAKER_01: We're triple the money.
- 5:39SPEAKER_01: And if you bought a labu boo and are thinking about buying an IPO, you should really subscribe.