Latest / The World of Phil Hendrie / Episode #3985 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour
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- 0:59Speaker 1: from the Radio Hall of Fame Phil Henry Show at
- 1:02Speaker 1: our website philhenryshow.com. This is from 2006 and I think,
- 1:07Speaker 1: what is this? It's January.
- 1:09Speaker 2: January.
- 1:10Speaker 1: And it involves Larry Grover. And Larry has just, I
- 1:14Speaker 1: think at this point, maybe just divorced his wife or
- 1:17Speaker 1: they're very close to having had the divorce. Very sad
- 1:20Speaker 1: and tragic. And Larry's moved into his mom's house and
- 1:23Speaker 1: he's sleeping on a cot. And he can't afford the
- 1:25Speaker 1: child support that he's due or that he has to
- 1:28Speaker 1: owe the Kids, that he does owe the kids. So
- 1:31Speaker 1: he's trying to write, but he winds up at some
- 1:34Speaker 1: seminar with an escort. She turns out to be a prostitute.
- 1:38Speaker 1: He winds up having sex with her, and it gets
- 1:42Speaker 1: worse from there.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Here's Larry Grover.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, by the way, with one of the callers,
- 1:46Speaker 1: before Larry commits suicide or pretends he commits suicide, he's
- 1:50Speaker 1: working at the print shop doing wedding invitations for a
- 1:54Speaker 1: big family.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Here's Larry. Larry Grover is joining us. Larry, it was
- 1:58Speaker 2: a difficult weekend for you, I know. Mr. Grover is
- 2:01Speaker 2: the chairman of Conservatives of Kern County. And before we
- 2:05Speaker 2: bring you on, Larry, I want everybody to know that
- 2:06Speaker 2: Conservatives of Kern County was a political action group that's
- 2:09Speaker 2: been a little bit dormant over the last few years.
- 2:12Speaker 2: And I welcome you to our program. And why is that?
- 2:15Speaker 3: Phil, thank you for having me on. We underwent a
- 2:17Speaker 3: leadership change that affected the workings of our group. And
- 2:20Speaker 3: I had personal issues. You know, my wife Carol and
- 2:22Speaker 3: I divorced.
- 2:24Speaker 2: And I was sorry to hear about that.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Thank you. I had some income issues as well. We're
- 2:28Speaker 3: regenerating conservatives in Kern County, and I'm going to be
- 2:32Speaker 3: doing some more writing, which generates a lot of income,
- 2:34Speaker 3: because I'll be very honest, my ex-wife has made some
- 2:37Speaker 3: pretty outrageous demands, and I haven't been able to come
- 2:41Speaker 3: up with the child support that her lawyer has been
- 2:43Speaker 3: able to push on the court. And my wife has
- 2:47Speaker 3: used this term, deadbeat, and I find that to be
- 2:50Speaker 3: the most offensive term A deadbeat is someone who doesn't
- 2:54Speaker 3: intend to pay. I intend to pay. I just have
- 2:57Speaker 3: not yet paid because of these income issues.
- 3:00Speaker 2: All right, but there's a more serious matter. You're complaining
- 3:03Speaker 2: of political harassment, a campaign to keep you from writing
- 3:06Speaker 2: and getting money, making money from your writing, and getting
- 3:10Speaker 2: the conservative message out there and getting your conservative action
- 3:14Speaker 2: group reorganized, right?
- 3:15Speaker 3: Well, I believe that this has been going on, yes.
- 3:17Speaker 3: And what happened Saturday evening at the publishing event is
- 3:20Speaker 3: out and out, blatant political harassment.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Now, you had called up an escort service, correct?
- 3:29Speaker 3: Yes, that is correct.
- 3:30Speaker 2: All right, and the reason for that was you needed
- 3:32Speaker 2: an escort for this function?
- 3:33Speaker 3: Yeah, there is an escort service in the Santa Monica area.
- 3:36Speaker 3: It was not something I wanted to do, but it
- 3:37Speaker 3: was put to me that this was a formal event,
- 3:41Speaker 3: and it would be expected that I should bring a date,
- 3:44Speaker 3: and right now I haven't really been in the dating scene,
- 3:47Speaker 3: and this escort service was recommended to me by a gentleman, Mr. Norton,
- 3:50Speaker 3: who you know.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
- 3:51Speaker 3: All right, and I contacted this agency, and the young
- 3:54Speaker 3: lady met me over at one of the area restaurants here. Okay.
- 3:58Speaker 3: And we attended this event together, and she was a
- 4:00Speaker 3: very lovely young lady and a very classy young woman
- 4:02Speaker 3: by the name of Suzanne. And I felt that we
- 4:05Speaker 3: hit it off, and it was only after the function
- 4:08Speaker 3: had ended and the valet had brought my car around
- 4:11Speaker 3: that she began to ask me questions, which I felt
- 4:15Speaker 3: were a little bit inappropriate.
- 4:16Speaker 2: All right, such as what?
- 4:18Speaker 3: Well, she's asking me where my hotel was. She asked
- 4:21Speaker 3: me what I liked, what I enjoyed. She was being
- 4:24Speaker 3: very suggestive. And, of course, my understanding is this is
- 4:26Speaker 3: an escort service. And I had called them to have
- 4:29Speaker 3: a young woman to escort me to a publishing function
- 4:32Speaker 3: where I wanted to meet some of the principles in
- 4:35Speaker 3: conservative publishing. And she's making it very evident.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Well, if you don't mind me asking you, how much
- 4:41Speaker 2: did you pay this escort service by the hour?
- 4:46Speaker 3: Well, the agency charged $ 400.
- 4:48Speaker 2: For an hour? Yes. For how many hours?
- 4:51Speaker 3: Well, we were told it was about eight hours.
- 4:55Speaker 2: All right. Now, let me just interrupt you here, Larry,
- 4:57Speaker 2: and ask you. You made the point at the beginning
- 5:00Speaker 2: that you could not afford to pay child support that
- 5:03Speaker 2: the court had ordered you to pay, but you're paying
- 5:05Speaker 2: $ 400 an hour to an escort company.
- 5:07Speaker 3: All right. Let me help you with that. This function
- 5:10Speaker 3: I wanted to go to was a publishing function to
- 5:12Speaker 3: help me get work. You understand?
- 5:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Okay.
- 5:17Speaker 3: So that I can afford the child support. But, you know,
- 5:21Speaker 3: this agency sent a young woman who decides that she
- 5:24Speaker 3: wants to have sex with me, which is open prostitution.
- 5:28Speaker 3: I found out later from the young lady that I
- 5:29Speaker 3: was with that she's very liberal. She voted for Kerry.
- 5:34Speaker 3: She believes in immediate withdrawal from Iraq. And now she's
- 5:37Speaker 3: suggesting sexual relations. And this was obviously an attempt, in
- 5:45Speaker 3: my opinion— To compromise me. And the attempt to compromise
- 5:51Speaker 3: me would be known publicly. And then my writings would
- 5:55Speaker 3: not get published.
- 5:57Speaker 2: All right. The evening wound up, though, with the Los
- 5:59Speaker 2: Angeles police arresting you.
- 6:00Speaker 3: All right. Let me tell you something. This woman had
- 6:04Speaker 3: the idea to have sex, all right?
- 6:05Speaker 2: But you were arrested in your car near, I think
- 6:07Speaker 2: it was over on Ocean at a 99-cent store?
- 6:10Speaker 3: It was her idea to have sex. This was not
- 6:13Speaker 3: what I contracted for. We did have sex.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Did you additionally pay for that? You must have.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Hold on. I beg your pardon. This was her idea,
- 6:21Speaker 3: something she wanted to do after. And after she has
- 6:24Speaker 3: the idea that we have sex, that's when an LAPD
- 6:27Speaker 3: police car, I saw the officer's flashlight. He asked me
- 6:30Speaker 3: to step out of the car. I told the officer
- 6:32Speaker 3: that this was my date. He asked me how I
- 6:34Speaker 3: knew her, and I said she was from an escort service.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Now he places me under arrest.
- 6:38Speaker 2: All right. Well, that's why it happened.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Wait a minute. He placed me under arrest for solicitation
- 6:42Speaker 3: and engaging in a little bit. I told the police
- 6:45Speaker 3: officer that she suggested that we have sex.
- 6:48Speaker 2: This woman, Larry, to me, was obviously a prostitute.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Excuse me. She's from an escort service, and there was
- 6:55Speaker 3: nothing in the material in the ad that I read
- 6:58Speaker 3: that intimated that the young lady was going to want
- 7:00Speaker 3: to have sex.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Well, you said that Mr. Norton told you about this.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Yes.
- 7:05Speaker 2: What's the name of it? I'm sorry, what was the
- 7:07Speaker 2: name of the agency?
- 7:08Speaker 3: It was called... It was called the AOK Escort Service.
- 7:13Speaker 3: I was told the police... I told the police it
- 7:16Speaker 3: was her filthy idea to have sex with me, and
- 7:20Speaker 3: I would have had a publicity problem and would not
- 7:24Speaker 3: be able to get... and I would be able to
- 7:26Speaker 3: get additional income. I have children who are suffering because
- 7:29Speaker 3: of this, and I owe child support.
- 7:30Speaker 2: All right. Larry, hold on. I want to give our number.
- 7:35Speaker 2: It's 1-800-449-8686. Are you saying to me.
- 7:39Speaker 2: That when you hired an escort, you weren't aware of
- 7:42Speaker 2: the fact that some of these companies, these agencies... It's.
- 7:45Speaker 3: An escort service, Phil. And I hired the lady.
- 7:51Speaker 2: At $ 400 an hour, even though you owe how much
- 7:53Speaker 2: in child support?
- 7:55Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not one of these deadbeat dads, okay?
- 7:58Speaker 3: I owe a considerable amount, but I'm not a deadbeat.
- 8:00Speaker 2: I'm just curious, how much?
- 8:03Speaker 3: You know what, Phil, I'm not going to tell you that.
- 8:04Speaker 3: I don't think I want to tell you that. I'm
- 8:05Speaker 3: not a deadbeat... What is needed here is for people
- 8:08Speaker 3: to know that I called an escort service because I
- 8:11Speaker 3: wanted an escort. This young woman began to speak in
- 8:14Speaker 3: a filthy way. You know, I spent eight hours, even
- 8:18Speaker 3: though there was a one-hour minimum.
- 8:21Speaker 2: And why did you have sex with her?
- 8:24Speaker 3: Because she was very convincing. These people are trained at
- 8:27Speaker 3: being able to compromise men who have a lot to lose.
- 8:31Speaker 3: They are trained in making men hot, and that's getting
- 8:34Speaker 3: them arrested and having their names shamed. And I honestly
- 8:38Speaker 3: believe that this was a setup by political operatives who
- 8:42Speaker 3: are liberals, who are trying to keep me from publishing
- 8:47Speaker 3: my works so that I'm able to make an income
- 8:50Speaker 3: so I can feed my children.
- 8:52Speaker 2: All right, Larry.
- 8:55Speaker 3: You know, your incredulity is fine, Phil, but the point is, well,
- 9:02Speaker 3: you don't get it, do you?
- 9:03Speaker 2: No, I think I get it. If you're with an escort... Look, let's.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Say they do have sex with men. I never suggested it.
- 9:11Speaker 3: I said to her, and I said to the agency
- 9:14Speaker 3: when I talked to the man that answered, some, you know,
- 9:18Speaker 3: it was a black guy, and it doesn't make any difference,
- 9:20Speaker 3: but a black guy answered, and I said, look, I
- 9:23Speaker 3: want an escort for the evening to go to this function.
- 9:29Speaker 2: Okay. But I will tell you this. Most people recognize
- 9:33Speaker 2: that some of these escort services... It is intimated or
- 9:36Speaker 2: it is suggested or it is understood that there is
- 9:39Speaker 2: sex available, okay?
- 9:40Speaker 3: Well, that's fine. Good for them, and I hope they're
- 9:42Speaker 3: very happy knowing that. My interest only, my interest only
- 9:48Speaker 3: was in having a lovely young woman go with me
- 9:51Speaker 3: to this function because I was told that it was
- 9:54Speaker 3: probably better that we come with a date. I was
- 9:57Speaker 3: trying to make the rounds. I was trying to talk
- 9:59Speaker 3: to some people about publicization. my work so that my
- 10:01Speaker 3: kids can get child support because right now I'm two years.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Behind and you don't find any kind of a conflict
- 10:09Speaker 2: between being two years behind in your child support and
- 10:12Speaker 2: paying $ 400 an hour for a prostitute.
- 10:19Speaker 3: You know, you look at it. So what's $ 400 going
- 10:24Speaker 3: to do for my kids? It won't even get them
- 10:26Speaker 3: tap water. That's what I'm trying to say to you.
- 10:31Speaker 3: And I guess you're not buying that.
- 10:32Speaker 2: No, I'm not buying it, man. $ 400 an hour for
- 10:35Speaker 2: an escort when you're two years behind on child support.
- 10:41Speaker 3: In order for me to pay my... Let me go
- 10:42Speaker 3: slow with you, all right?
- 10:44Speaker 2: Look, Larry, you don't have to go slow with me.
- 10:46Speaker 2: I understand the whole... Look, I've been involved in this
- 10:48Speaker 2: whole child support thing for longer than I care to
- 10:50Speaker 2: think about, okay? I understand how it works. The court
- 10:52Speaker 2: tells you you have to pay a certain amount of money.
- 10:55Speaker 3: You sound like you've got a cold.
- 10:57Speaker 2: I'm getting over one.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Because I think I'm getting one. Yeah, I can hear it.
- 11:01Speaker 3: I can hear it in you.
- 11:02Speaker 2: All right, fine. So we both have colds.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if this is going to make
- 11:05Speaker 3: any sense, us yelling at each other. What I'm saying
- 11:07Speaker 3: to you is.
- 11:09Speaker 3: Yes, I do owe two years' worth of child support. Yes,
- 11:12Speaker 3: I paid this girl $ 400 an hour for eight hours.
- 11:15Speaker 2: That's $ 3, 200. Yes.
- 11:18Speaker 3: In order to do that, I had to have an
- 11:22Speaker 3: escort for this publishing seminar in order to get work
- 11:26Speaker 3: to pay my kids their child support. $ 3, 200.
- 11:29Speaker 2: How long was the seminar?
- 11:34Speaker 3: Look, Phil, I wasn't going to spend... God.
- 11:39Speaker 2: I know, man. I don't mean for you to.
- 11:40Speaker 3: I wasn't going to spend $ 3, 200. The point I'm trying
- 11:43Speaker 3: to make to you is it was her filthy idea
- 11:45Speaker 3: to have sex. I never would have done it had
- 11:49Speaker 3: she not brought it up.
- 11:52Speaker 2: All right, Larry, hold on for a minute. If I
- 11:54Speaker 2: can't get through to him, then I can't get through
- 11:56Speaker 2: to him. He's saying to me that he hires an
- 11:59Speaker 2: escort service so he can have an escort for the evening...
- 12:02Speaker 2: And he never intended to have sex with a girl.
- 12:04Speaker 2: He wanted an escort. She suggested having sex. So they
- 12:07Speaker 2: wind up having sex. He gets arrested. And they're not
- 12:11Speaker 2: even in a hotel or in his parked car at
- 12:13Speaker 2: a 99-cent store. He gets arrested. And now he can't
- 12:17Speaker 2: pay his child support. Phil Henry Show.
- 12:22Speaker 6: Phil Hendry Show.
- 12:23Speaker 3: My wife would hang on me like a blue-ass baboon
- 12:25Speaker 3: in heat, and I couldn't have it, I tell you.
- 12:27Speaker 3: I'm not saying I don't understand that. I understand that
- 12:31Speaker 3: an escort service sometimes will provide sex, even though it's illegal.
- 12:36Speaker 3: I was not requesting sex.
- 12:38Speaker 2: You were requesting an escort.
- 12:39Speaker 3: That's what I've been trying to tell you, sir, yes.
- 12:42Speaker 3: And I requested an escort, and I got an escort.
- 12:44Speaker 2: At $ 400 an hour?
- 12:47Speaker 3: These are very beautiful young women. And they are very
- 12:50Speaker 3: classy young women. There's a big difference, Mr. Henry, between
- 12:53Speaker 3: going to a public function or going to a very
- 12:55Speaker 3: important function where you're going to be making some business
- 12:57Speaker 3: contacts with a woman who does not have any social
- 13:01Speaker 3: manner or any social grace, who doesn't know how to
- 13:03Speaker 3: introduce herself or make a conversation, who is not presentable,
- 13:08Speaker 3: or going to something like that with a woman who's
- 13:10Speaker 3: got some style and some class, knows how to dress, etc.
- 13:14Speaker 3: All right? That's what I wanted. All right.
- 13:16Speaker 2: If that's what you wanted... And you wanted to go
- 13:19Speaker 2: to this function to make business contacts, to make an income,
- 13:22Speaker 2: to pay your child support.
- 13:23Speaker 3: That is correct. Now, you've got to bring up how
- 13:24Speaker 3: much she cost again.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Larry, you're the one that said you spent $ 3, 200 on
- 13:28Speaker 2: this woman, eight solid hours.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Because she started talking about sex.
- 13:34Speaker 2: And talked you into it.
- 13:37Speaker 3: You know, Phil, I will tell you that it sounds
- 13:39Speaker 3: to me like you're a guy that maybe you don't.
- 13:43Speaker 3: Are you excited by women?
- 13:44Speaker 2: What is that supposed to mean? Yes, I'm excited by women.
- 13:48Speaker 2: I happen to also know, man, you know, what I'm
- 13:50Speaker 2: getting is what I'm getting, okay? If it's eight hours
- 13:52Speaker 2: at 400 bucks an hour, it ain't going to be
- 13:54Speaker 2: for conversation.
- 13:55Speaker 3: I understand that. I admit I had sex with her.
- 13:59Speaker 3: I was, in my opinion, seduced into having sex by
- 14:02Speaker 3: a liberal operative, is what I'm trying to say. Now
- 14:05Speaker 3: I'm arrested. My name is in the newspaper. The police
- 14:09Speaker 3: have got a flashlight on me in a parked car
- 14:11Speaker 3: in the parking lot of a 99-cent store. This is
- 14:14Speaker 3: what she did to me.
- 14:17Speaker 2: She did it to you, all right.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Okay, I see. It's my fault, huh? Yeah, I understand.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it is, Larry.
- 14:24Speaker 3: I understand that a lot of it's my fault. But
- 14:26Speaker 3: I'm trying to make, I'm two years behind on my
- 14:29Speaker 3: child support. My wife wants to put me on a
- 14:31Speaker 3: deadbeat website. I told her I'm not a deadbeat. Don't
- 14:34Speaker 3: you ever call me that.
- 14:36Speaker 2: If you haven't paid your child support, man, that's what
- 14:37Speaker 2: you are.
- 14:38Speaker 3: No, it isn't.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
- 14:40Speaker 3: No, it's not.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
- 14:42Speaker 3: No, it is not. If you intend on paying it,
- 14:43Speaker 3: it isn't.
- 14:45Speaker 2: All right, 1-800, are you in an office?
- 14:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in my office right now.
- 14:48Speaker 2: All right, well, because I can hear some noise, but
- 14:50Speaker 2: that's all right.
- 14:50Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Let's go to Randy. Randy, you're on the Phil Hendry Show.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Hi. Hi, Randy.
- 14:57Speaker 4: Hi there. This guy's a complete sleaze. Complete sleaze, absolutely.
- 15:03Speaker 4: I mean, anyone who does not know.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Who are you, an expert?
- 15:08Speaker 4: No, I'm not an expert. I'm 22. I like to
- 15:11Speaker 4: listen to talk radio.
- 15:12Speaker 3: How do you know to identify a sleaze?
- 15:13Speaker 4: And I was completely dumbfounded. Well, I mean, you pay
- 15:16Speaker 4: $ 400 for an escort. I mean, how old are you?
- 15:19Speaker 3: Ma'am, you're a female. What would you know about prostitution?
- 15:22Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know anything about prostitution personally, but,
- 15:25Speaker 4: I mean, I watch television and I read.
- 15:29Speaker 3: That's a great education.
- 15:31Speaker 4: Well, also, I mean.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Look, let's get down to it, Phil. You call yourself
- 15:35Speaker 3: a conservative? I'm a father, and I'm trying to earn
- 15:37Speaker 3: money so my kids will get the child support that
- 15:40Speaker 3: a court has shoved down my throat. Okay. All right.
- 15:43Speaker 4: So why not just go to this event by yourself
- 15:47Speaker 4: on your own merit instead of hiring some woman for
- 15:50Speaker 4: $ 400 an hour when your kids could use that money
- 15:53Speaker 4: for school, for books, for anything like that? Why not
- 15:57Speaker 4: go there on your own merit instead of having some escort,
- 16:00Speaker 4: some prostitute to take the attention away from you?
- 16:03Speaker 3: I don't know if you're familiar with classy functions, but
- 16:08Speaker 3: you're required sometimes to show up with a date. It
- 16:11Speaker 3: looks better. You show up by yourself, and they think
- 16:15Speaker 3: that it's odd. So you go to an escort service,
- 16:17Speaker 3: you get a woman who has some style and some class.
- 16:20Speaker 3: She's the one that suggested sex. I never sought it out.
- 16:25Speaker 4: So why didn't you refuse? I mean, if you had
- 16:27Speaker 4: so much at stake, why not refuse?
- 16:29Speaker 3: Because I was going to. But I had no idea.
- 16:34Speaker 3: I'm going to refuse after she shows me her breasts?
- 16:38Speaker 7: Okay.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Am I supposed to refuse then?
- 16:41Speaker 2: If you're going to say.
- 16:42Speaker 4: If this woman has so much class, I'm telling you,
- 16:45Speaker 4: as a woman of class.
- 16:46Speaker 3: I don't want to insult her.
- 16:48Speaker 4: You don't want to insult her?
- 16:49Speaker 3: No, ma'am.
- 16:50Speaker 4: If she put you in a situation like this, I mean,
- 16:54Speaker 4: then you're... Well, you're not a man.
- 16:56Speaker 3: So you can't understand, but I'm not going to insult
- 16:57Speaker 3: a woman who.
- 17:00Speaker 3: I mean, she had.
- 17:00Speaker 4: She definitely insulted her by having sex with her in
- 17:03Speaker 4: the parking lot of a 99-cent store.
- 17:05Speaker 3: You know what? She took the money. Oh, got you there,
- 17:08Speaker 3: didn't I?
- 17:09Speaker 4: Well, because you hired a prostitute, sir.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Well, then how did I insult her? You see, Randy,
- 17:15Speaker 3: you're kind of chasing your tail here a little bit, Randy.
- 17:19Speaker 3: What I'm trying to say is this. She brought up sex.
- 17:24Speaker 3: I didn't want to have sex. She got partially undressed.
- 17:28Speaker 2: In the car? In the car?
- 17:30Speaker 3: Yes. And at that point, what am I supposed to
- 17:36Speaker 3: insult her and say, put your top back on? I
- 17:38Speaker 3: don't think so. Well, no. That's not what a gentleman does. Okay.
- 17:43Speaker 2: What a gentleman does is he pays his child support.
- 17:45Speaker 3: I was trying to pay my child support. Thank you.
- 17:47Speaker 3: I was trying to pay my child support. See, this
- 17:49Speaker 3: woman here, you're making her arguments for it, Phil.
- 17:52Speaker 2: No, I'm not. What I'm saying is you get the money.
- 17:55Speaker 2: $ 3, 200 is a month's worth of child support for some guys. Well, yes,
- 18:00Speaker 2: it is.
- 18:04Speaker 3: But I'm not at deadbeat yet, so she can't, you know.
- 18:07Speaker 2: You're not at two years, man. You've been in arrears
- 18:09Speaker 2: on this child support situation.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, Phil. If you're in
- 18:15Speaker 3: a car and a woman takes her very tight evening
- 18:19Speaker 3: dress off, and there it is, feast your eyes on that.
- 18:24Speaker 4: Right there, that's not showing a woman of class.
- 18:29Speaker 3: I would say she is a woman.
- 18:29Speaker 7: Your intention is to show.
- 18:30Speaker 4: Up with a woman of class.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Right.
- 18:32Speaker 4: And you have to hire an escort.
- 18:33Speaker 3: Ma'am, a woman of class, $ 400 an hour is a
- 18:37Speaker 3: very high price. Now, most of these rub joints are
- 18:40Speaker 3: going to get $ 120.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, ma'am. I
- 18:42Speaker 2: don't want to talk about the prices of prostitutes, all right? Look,
- 18:45Speaker 2: thank you very much for your call, ma'am. I don't
- 18:47Speaker 2: want to talk about the price of prostitutes. I'm talking
- 18:49Speaker 2: about the appropriateness of buying one in the first place,
- 18:52Speaker 2: even though you didn't think she was a prostitute when
- 18:54Speaker 2: you first contacted the escort agency. $ 400 an hour, man,
- 18:59Speaker 2: just to have some chick who looks good on your arm?
- 19:01Speaker 2: Come on, pal. I mean, call me up, man. I
- 19:03Speaker 2: would have hooked you up with....
- 19:06Speaker 3: Oh, your wife? Maybe.
- 19:09Speaker 2: I'm just kidding about that, honey.
- 19:11Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, okay. Thanks a lot, Phil. I'm a sleaze,
- 19:13Speaker 3: and you're selling your wife like a pimp.
- 19:17Speaker 2: I didn't say I'm selling my wife.
- 19:20Speaker 3: Steve, go ahead.
- 19:21Speaker 2: You're on the Phil Hendry Show.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Steve? Hello?
- 19:24Speaker 2: Yes, sir, go ahead.
- 19:25Speaker 3: Yeah, how's it going? Good.
- 19:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I just had a quick question. For two years,
- 19:29Speaker 5: you've paid nothing. What exactly is your wife? Does your
- 19:32Speaker 5: wife work for a living? How is she taking care
- 19:35Speaker 5: of your kids?
- 19:37Speaker 3: She is taking care of my kids. What do you mean,
- 19:39Speaker 3: how is she taking care of my kids?
- 19:41Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you're obviously not helping her. You're not
- 19:44Speaker 5: being you know, responsible to your children.
- 19:47Speaker 3: I am being responsible to my children. It just so happens. Exactly.
- 19:50Speaker 5: That's where the responsibility was in the 99-cent parking lot.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Are you judging? So you're saying, I like the way
- 19:59Speaker 3: you judge me, and you weren't in that car. You
- 20:00Speaker 3: didn't see what I got to look at.
- 20:02Speaker 5: Oh, I'm judging you for sure.
- 20:05Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
- 20:06Speaker 2: Sure.
- 20:07Speaker 3: Do you like women?
- 20:09Speaker 5: Of course I do.
- 20:09Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I don't know what your orientation is.
- 20:12Speaker 5: Well, obviously, I just said I like women, but I
- 20:14Speaker 5: don't care for women in 99-cent parking lots that I'm
- 20:18Speaker 5: spending $ 400 for.
- 20:20Speaker 3: If they were built like Paris Hilton? Oh, I don't
- 20:24Speaker 3: think you can say no to that.
- 20:25Speaker 2: All right, come on. Forget about how she was built.
- 20:30Speaker 5: Luckily, I don't have to pay for a woman.
- 20:31Speaker 3: To go out with. I needed a classy... You know,
- 20:35Speaker 3: I haven't been dating lately. Obviously. Okay, so both of
- 20:39Speaker 3: you guys are intimating now that I'm a homosexual.
- 20:42Speaker 2: No, we're not. We're saying pay your child support, man.
- 20:46Speaker 2: $ 3, 200 for eight hours with an escort. Whether or not
- 20:48Speaker 2: you thought you were going to have sex with her,
- 20:50Speaker 2: whether or not you thought, you know, maybe it was
- 20:53Speaker 2: legitimate to go out for two or three hours at
- 20:55Speaker 2: four bills an hour with this chick because if she
- 20:57Speaker 2: was that classy. But to spend another five having sex
- 21:00Speaker 2: with her and then say it was her fault.
- 21:02Speaker 3: She brought it up. All right, forget it. Both of
- 21:07Speaker 3: you can go. I love it. I hope the two
- 21:09Speaker 3: of you, when you die, all you see is a
- 21:12Speaker 3: sign that says straight to hell. Sorry, heaven closed.
- 21:16Speaker 5: Well, listen, take the money next time and give it
- 21:19Speaker 5: to your kids.
- 21:20Speaker 2: He hung up, sir. Phil Henry Show.
- 21:22Speaker 6: The Phil Henry Show.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Define prostitute. The Phil Henry Show is back. All right,
- 21:27Speaker 2: hold on.
- 21:27Speaker 5: What?
- 21:28Speaker 3: I said, Mr. Henry, I think it takes a lot
- 21:29Speaker 3: of guts. to be criticizing me when you on your
- 21:32Speaker 3: radio program came up with this term, Noglip, and now
- 21:35Speaker 3: it's in the UrbanDictionary.com on the internet.
- 21:39Speaker 2: That was a joke, okay? You're talking about not paying
- 21:42Speaker 2: child support, but spending $ 3, 200 on a hooker.
- 21:45Speaker 3: I didn't spend it on a hooker. I thought it
- 21:47Speaker 3: was an escort, and then she showed me her breasts.
- 21:50Speaker 3: And then I realized what I was up against. And
- 21:53Speaker 3: let me tell you, it's not easy. You try it.
- 21:57Speaker 3: You try it. $ 400 an hour. You think you're getting
- 22:00Speaker 3: a lady of class. You're going to take her back
- 22:02Speaker 3: to wherever you picked her up at. We met at
- 22:05Speaker 3: the Denny's over there on... I forget where it was.
- 22:06Speaker 3: It's over on Ocean. And now she takes her top off.
- 22:10Speaker 3: And if you think that's easy... What are you laughing at?
- 22:15Speaker 2: You don't even hear yourself, do you, man? Now she
- 22:18Speaker 2: takes her top off, and if you think that's easy.
- 22:20Speaker 3: Well, I'm not saying that it wasn't pleasant. But I
- 22:23Speaker 3: know I've got child support to pay. I know I've
- 22:27Speaker 3: got child support to pay, and I know I'm looking...
- 22:29Speaker 3: and a pair of headlights, friend, that are on high beam,
- 22:33Speaker 3: and I think you know where I'm going.
- 22:35Speaker 2: Jesus, what a... You know, Larry, the word scumbag does
- 22:38Speaker 2: come to mind.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Well, hey, you know, if the shoe fits. Charlotte, go ahead.
- 22:43Speaker 2: You're on The Phil Henry Show. Hello.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
- 22:46Speaker 7: I'm laughing my head off. Number one.
- 22:49Speaker 3: What are you laughing at?
- 22:51Speaker 7: I'm laughing at you, sir. You are either.
- 22:53Speaker 3: You find me funny because my children are hungry.
- 22:55Speaker 7: I find you ridiculous, and I find you very pathetic.
- 22:58Speaker 3: My children are hungry.
- 23:00Speaker 7: Well, that's your fault.
- 23:02Speaker 3: How do you figure that?
- 23:03Speaker 7: Because you're going to pay child support.
- 23:05Speaker 2: That's why.
- 23:06Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. You are either naive.
- 23:09Speaker 3: When's the last time you even knew?
- 23:11Speaker 7: You are either very naive or very stupid because the
- 23:14Speaker 7: word escort is just a euphemism for prostitution.
- 23:18Speaker 3: How do you know?
- 23:20Speaker 7: I used to be in law enforcement. I know these things.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Ma'am, when's the last time you saw a kid?
- 23:27Speaker 7: When's the last time I saw a kid?
- 23:28Speaker 3: A kid.
- 23:30Speaker 7: Just about yesterday.
- 23:33Speaker 3: I would ask the lady to put her teeth in, please.
- 23:35Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
- 23:35Speaker 3: I would ask the lady to put her teeth in,
- 23:37Speaker 3: because I can't understand.
- 23:38Speaker 7: You can't understand and clean out your ears.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Do you have your teeth in?
- 23:42Speaker 7: Yes, I have my teeth in. Do you have your
- 23:45Speaker 7: brains in?
- 23:47Speaker 3: Well, if you're not coming, then my name isn't Grover,
- 23:49Speaker 3: with a capital G.
- 23:51Speaker 7: Your name is what?
- 23:52Speaker 3: I said my name happens to be Grover. G-R-O-V-E-R.
- 23:55Speaker 7: Well, good for you.
- 23:56Speaker 3: Lawrence L., Well, I'm not asking for any accolades, but
- 23:59Speaker 3: I'm saying if you're not gumming it, then you can
- 24:02Speaker 3: spell my name Jack.
- 24:03Speaker 7: Why should I want to spell your name? I don't
- 24:05Speaker 7: even want to know your name.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to understand what you're saying.
- 24:09Speaker 7: I am saying to you, well, listen, shut.
- 24:11Speaker 3: Up and listen. Well, there's some gumming going on.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Would you listen to her?
- 24:16Speaker 7: You are, first of all, I think you're paranoid. And
- 24:20Speaker 7: you are stupid or naive to hire somebody who comes
- 24:25Speaker 7: from an escort service. None of these ladies are classy.
- 24:29Speaker 7: They are employed for only one reason, and that's to
- 24:33Speaker 7: make prostitutes, that's to be prostitutes. And that is that,
- 24:38Speaker 7: and I know that because I used to be in
- 24:39Speaker 7: law enforcement.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Yeah, you've said that now twice.
- 24:42Speaker 7: Yes, and you've been saying this about her taking off
- 24:46Speaker 7: her clothes. About 20 times, and you're going to be
- 24:49Speaker 7: coming very tiresome.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
- 24:54Speaker 7: And as far as you're not paying child support, you
- 24:56Speaker 7: should be in jail.
- 24:58Speaker 3: It's not tiresome.
- 24:59Speaker 7: And as far as you're saying that it's a liberal
- 25:02Speaker 7: plot against you, you are paranoid.
- 25:05Speaker 3: Oh, I'm paranoid. Absolutely. She votes for Kerry.
- 25:08Speaker 7: And that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
- 25:10Speaker 3: Goodbye. I wouldn't want to say a lot either if
- 25:12Speaker 3: I was sitting there just slamming my guns again. Okay, yeah, goodbye. Oh,
- 25:16Speaker 3: my God. Did you hear that? Did you?
- 25:19Speaker 2: Oh, what, are you going to make a big deal
- 25:20Speaker 2: out of it?
- 25:21Speaker 3: She just went goodbye. She thought hanging the phone up
- 25:25Speaker 3: was hitting the number. Okay, now I've hung up.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Well, good for you, Larry. So what, are you going
- 25:31Speaker 2: to make fun of her?
- 25:31Speaker 3: She made fun of me.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Oh, what, are you scoring your big points now?
- 25:35Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm scoring. Hey, Charlotte, goodbye.
- 25:41Speaker 2: So you're scoring your big-time points, huh?
- 25:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm scoring some points. Charlotte, goodbye. Nice talking with you.
- 25:50Speaker 2: I just saw Dennis Miller on TV, man. I could
- 25:52Speaker 2: have sworn it was Dennis on the show. Dennis, what
- 25:54Speaker 2: are you doing, man?
- 25:55Speaker 3: Are you talking to me? No, I'm not.
- 25:58Speaker 2: John, go ahead. You're on the Phil Henry Show. Yes, John,
- 26:00Speaker 2: go ahead.
- 26:02Speaker 6: Hello there.
- 26:02Speaker 3: How are you?
- 26:02Speaker 2: Very good, sir. Thank you.
- 26:04Speaker 6: I've been hearing your conversation. Now, you said you haven't
- 26:07Speaker 6: paid child support for two years, right?
- 26:09Speaker 3: Is he talking to you, Phil?
- 26:09Speaker 4: No.
- 26:10Speaker 2: He's talking to you, sir.
- 26:11Speaker 3: No, sir, I've not paid child support in two years. Goodbye.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Okay.
- 26:16Speaker 6: Do you want to talk to a professional? I'm a
- 26:19Speaker 6: family therapist. And what would you like to say if
- 26:22Speaker 6: I was a professional? How would you like to convince
- 26:23Speaker 6: me of your story?
- 26:26Speaker 3: Well, sir, I'm not trying to convince anybody. I'm simply
- 26:28Speaker 3: saying that this was a publishing function, that they said
- 26:32Speaker 3: you should bring a date. I didn't have a date.
- 26:35Speaker 3: I thought I would get a professional escort. Some of
- 26:37Speaker 3: these girls are very attractive. and they are a good
- 26:40Speaker 3: entree into conversations having to do with business. If you're
- 26:43Speaker 3: with a woman that can make conversation and presents herself well,
- 26:46Speaker 3: it's a social attribute. I didn't know that she was
- 26:50Speaker 3: going to start to talk filth.
- 26:53Speaker 6: How long did the seminar last?
- 26:55Speaker 3: It was probably, well, let's see, cocktail hour was 7
- 26:58Speaker 3: to 8, about until 8.30.
- 27:02Speaker 6: Okay, so you were there probably two hours, that was
- 27:04Speaker 6: your seminar last?
- 27:05Speaker 3: Hour and a half.
- 27:07Speaker 2: Hour and a half?
- 27:08Speaker 6: And so then you went on for another six and
- 27:11Speaker 6: a half hours with her. Now she's talking trash with you.
- 27:14Speaker 3: See, now you're judging me.
- 27:15Speaker 6: No, I'm just asking you if that's what you did.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
- 27:19Speaker 6: I didn't make a judge. I just asked questions.
- 27:20Speaker 3: All right. Yes, that's exactly what we did. Okay.
- 27:23Speaker 6: And she started talking trash to you?
- 27:26Speaker 3: Well, she starts asking me, where's my hotel? What do
- 27:29Speaker 3: I like?
- 27:30Speaker 6: What did you think?
- 27:32Speaker 3: Well, I was thinking, okay, she's coming on to me.
- 27:36Speaker 6: And what position were you taking at that point?
- 27:39Speaker 3: What position? I was behind her. I don't understand.
- 27:43Speaker 2: There's a window open or something. Excuse me. What do
- 27:46Speaker 2: you mean you were behind her?
- 27:48Speaker 3: He asked me what position.
- 27:49Speaker 6: You were listening to what she had. She was talking trash.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:54Speaker 6: And you enjoyed that trash, right?
- 27:56Speaker 3: I have to admit, yes, I did, yeah.
- 27:58Speaker 6: Okay.
- 27:59Speaker 3: And I had a handful of her hair at the time. Okay.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? John,
- 28:04Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What do you mean?
- 28:05Speaker 3: He said what position I was behind her holding onto
- 28:08Speaker 3: her hair.
- 28:08Speaker 2: He's not asking you that.
- 28:10Speaker 6: Let's even drop that. I'm just asking you.
- 28:12Speaker 3: All right.
- 28:13Speaker 6: I'm just asking you. She was talking trash and you
- 28:16Speaker 6: liked it, right?
- 28:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose I did.
- 28:19Speaker 6: And you knew where she was headed, right?
- 28:22Speaker 3: I knew where she was headed?
- 28:24Speaker 6: Yeah, you knew where she was going.
- 28:25Speaker 3: She was talking trash. She was basically chasing the rear window.
- 28:29Speaker 6: And she was coming on to you. That's what you said.
- 28:30Speaker 3: I put it the other way around.
- 28:33Speaker 6: No, you said that you knew she was coming on
- 28:35Speaker 6: to you.
- 28:36Speaker 3: Well, I guess she was. She said she was.
- 28:38Speaker 6: Okay, so you knew it was taking place.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 28:41Speaker 6: Okay, so you knew what was going about. So you
- 28:45Speaker 6: really let it happen.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Well, there isn't much you can do at that point.
- 28:50Speaker 3: She just went ahead and did it. Wait a minute.
- 28:52Speaker 6: She didn't talk to you. Did she have to talk
- 28:54Speaker 6: you into it at that point?
- 28:55Speaker 3: At that point, nobody has to talk anybody into it.
- 28:58Speaker 3: You're just going to go, man. That's exactly right.
- 29:01Speaker 6: Now, I'm going to ask you another question.
- 29:03Speaker 3: Sure. You didn't pay.
- 29:04Speaker 6: Child support for two years. What happened there?
- 29:09Speaker 3: No money got mailed. I'm not sure I understand.
- 29:13Speaker 6: Why didn't you pay child support? What was taking place
- 29:15Speaker 6: at that point?
- 29:18Speaker 3: At what point?
- 29:19Speaker 6: When you weren't paying child support.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Well, that was two years. There's a lot of stuff
- 29:23Speaker 3: going on.
- 29:23Speaker 6: What caused you to get behind your family, your family response?
- 29:27Speaker 3: Well, my wife, first of all, my wife divorced me.
- 29:31Speaker 3: And right there, she got half of everything. And then
- 29:34Speaker 3: she went to the court, and they stuck me with
- 29:36Speaker 3: a pretty big tab on child support. And I was living,
- 29:39Speaker 3: and I am still living. living with mother and because
- 29:42Speaker 3: I work at the Culver print shop and so there's
- 29:45Speaker 3: no room in the house I sleep on a porch
- 29:47Speaker 3: on a cot.
- 29:49Speaker 6: Now at this seminar What kind of work were you
- 29:52Speaker 6: trying to sell at the seminar?
- 29:54Speaker 3: I was trying to interest people in my writings as
- 29:57Speaker 3: a conservative writer. And I had this girl, Suzanne.
- 30:01Speaker 6: There was nothing guaranteed for you at that seminar, was there?
- 30:06Speaker 3: Not that I knew of, no. But I thought maybe
- 30:08Speaker 3: there would have been if she hadn't talked dirty to
- 30:10Speaker 3: me and made.
- 30:11Speaker 6: Me do that to her. So in reality, all of this,
- 30:17Speaker 6: going to get the escort... And having the two years
- 30:20Speaker 6: that you didn't pay your child support was merely an
- 30:22Speaker 6: excuse for going to get you a girl because it
- 30:25Speaker 6: didn't really demand that.
- 30:26Speaker 3: True? No, that's not true. I wanted to get an escort,
- 30:32Speaker 3: and then she talked me into putting her on her
- 30:35Speaker 3: hands and knees.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Would you stop being so graphic?
- 30:38Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 30:38Speaker 3: I didn't mean to do it.
- 30:41Speaker 6: What I'm saying to you is this. You didn't say no, right?
- 30:45Speaker 3: No, sir. Would you mind if I do some work
- 30:47Speaker 3: while I'm talking? I've got to get some wedding invitations out.
- 30:50Speaker 6: So you tell me what you're saying.
- 30:53Speaker 3: To us is that you have a weak character and
- 30:55Speaker 3: can't say no.
- 30:57Speaker 6: A weak character because you didn't pay your child support,
- 31:00Speaker 6: a weak character because you couldn't say no, and a
- 31:03Speaker 6: weak character because you're blaming someone else. So you're farming
- 31:06Speaker 6: out all your responsibilities, and you'll continue to do this,
- 31:09Speaker 6: and you need to be put on... the Deadbeat Father's
- 31:14Speaker 6: website because you fit that MO and you fit that description.
- 31:18Speaker 6: And I'm sorry, I'm going to go to heaven and
- 31:20Speaker 6: I don't know where you're going to go.
- 31:22Speaker 3: But the point I'm making right now, you're a very
- 31:27Speaker 3: sick man and you have no responsibility and no wonder
- 31:30Speaker 3: you're living with Mama.
- 31:31Speaker 6: You'll probably live with Mama the rest of your life
- 31:33Speaker 6: because you don't have the character to get out and
- 31:36Speaker 6: really do something that's going to prompt your family, even yourself.
- 31:40Speaker 6: You're using different little excuses, and the work that you
- 31:44Speaker 6: want to sell, probably nobody would buy it because of
- 31:46Speaker 6: the attitude we hear on the air. So that's my
- 31:49Speaker 6: evaluation of you, and not a judgment evaluation because you've
- 31:53Speaker 6: declared that throughout the evening with the things that you've said.
- 31:56Speaker 6: You painted yourself into a picture, into a corner, but
- 31:59Speaker 6: you're trying to blame everybody else for what they say
- 32:02Speaker 6: because they're moral and they're straight and they're honest, but
- 32:05Speaker 6: you cannot see that. What other parts of your life
- 32:08Speaker 6: are dishonest? What other parts of.
- 32:10Speaker 3: Your life that you cannot vote with?
- 32:12Speaker 6: What other parts of your.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Life are you living a lie so that your whole
- 32:16Speaker 3: life is a lie? I'm going to kill myself, John. Thanks.
- 32:19Speaker 6: I don't think you're going to kill yourself. You don't
- 32:21Speaker 6: have the nerve. You don't have the character. It takes
- 32:24Speaker 6: a strength, a certain amount of strength to take your life.
- 32:28Speaker 6: And I don't think you have that strength.
- 32:32Speaker 3: Anybody there? Okay.
- 32:36Speaker 6: Thank you for the time.