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Sex On The Beach! #20 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

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SPEAKER_00: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume, and put your feet up.
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SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey guys and welcome back to episode 20 of Your Shout with Jay and Braden, the podcast mate.
0:19
SPEAKER_02: It's good to be back.
0:20
SPEAKER_01: Good there, fellas.
0:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's pretty good.
0:21
SPEAKER_02: Just us two this time.
0:23
SPEAKER_02: Um, can I just say Juzzi's um I don't know if it was Juzzy his sexy voice or anything, but that was I think it was our fourth most listened to podcast.
0:31
SPEAKER_00: Really?
0:31
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, it but like look, I don't know if it's because Jazzy was getting other people on his end to listen to, but yeah.
0:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, Juzzy's popular.
0:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he he got yeah, so we need to get him back on again because he's giving us the view um the listeners, I should say.
0:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, from what I heard after the uh podcast, we definitely should.
0:47
SPEAKER_01: We definitely should.
0:48
SPEAKER_01: He's had um yeah, he's had some messages come through.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: So from the girls?
0:52
SPEAKER_01: Uh I don't know about girls.
0:53
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
0:54
SPEAKER_01: We'll have to we'll have to get him on.
0:55
SPEAKER_01: We'll have to get him.
0:56
SPEAKER_01: He he's kind of hiding it a little bit of a secret.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay, because I was gonna I was gonna say, do we give him a call?
1:00
SPEAKER_02: But if he's gonna keep it a secret, we're just gonna have to wait and find out.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: Um speaking of that podcast though, um, I know that he sent me in a couple of things that people texted him to him.
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SPEAKER_02: No, so um, if I go back and um uh yeah, shout out to Ocean.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, she pretty much texted him saying, Um, yeah, actually good.
1:16
SPEAKER_02: I listened the whole way through.
1:17
SPEAKER_02: 10 out of 10 would listen to the next ep.
1:19
SPEAKER_02: Um, and she said, with you on it too.
1:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
1:24
SPEAKER_02: Juzzy, you are welcome.
1:26
SPEAKER_02: God damn.
1:27
SPEAKER_02: God damn, yeah.
1:28
SPEAKER_02: You little ripper.
1:29
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: I told you, I told you that would be a hit, okay, Juzzy.
1:33
SPEAKER_02: So, Juzzy, keep this in mind.
1:34
SPEAKER_02: You are welcome, okay?
1:35
SPEAKER_02: But mate, I tell you what, to kick things off, episode 20.
1:38
SPEAKER_02: Uh, 20 episodes, by the way, mate.
1:40
SPEAKER_02: I can't tell you.
1:40
SPEAKER_02: 20, 20.
1:41
SPEAKER_02: You know, so we're getting through them.
1:42
SPEAKER_02: Um, so I thought, you know what?
1:44
SPEAKER_02: I did two Yay and A's.
1:45
SPEAKER_02: Normally we do one and we do one halfway through the app, but I thought, let's do one straight up.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:50
SPEAKER_02: You know, let's, you know, let's start off with a bit of a Yay and A.
1:53
SPEAKER_02: And the first Yay and A we did, um, Sex on the Beach.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:57
SPEAKER_02: Now, a lot of people texted me in saying um the cocktail yay.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, I didn't even know there was a cocktail called Sex on the Beach until I did this.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, but I definitely did not mean the cocktail.
2:07
SPEAKER_02: Is that actually a cocktail?
2:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't thinking cocktail.
2:10
SPEAKER_01: I was thinking doing it on the beach.
2:12
SPEAKER_02: Um now, look, this was probably the most um active yay and nay we've done.
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SPEAKER_02: Like a lot of people got involved in it, and I love it.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: And the best part is is I can see who votes yay or nay.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: So I won't mention you guys, but you know, I can see it.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: Now, mate, I'll go first.
2:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm a big hard nay.
2:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm not having a crumb sausage, okay?
2:32
SPEAKER_02: That is not the thing.
2:33
SPEAKER_02: Um, shout out to Riley, by the way, who was trying to convince me that it was a yay.
2:38
SPEAKER_02: Um, and mate, you're a horndog, so I'm not listening to you.
2:41
SPEAKER_02: He said, just go in the ocean and wash yourself off.
2:43
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, no, no, I'm quite alright, okay.
2:45
SPEAKER_01: But yet, just do it in the ocean.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:49
SPEAKER_02: Uh but mate, I've got to ask, uh, well, you, mate, what are you?
2:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm a big yay on it, mate.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: You're a big yay?
2:54
SPEAKER_01: I reckon.
2:55
SPEAKER_01: Dude, there's ways around not getting sand in there, surely.
2:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess you could have a lay- you could lay a town there, but sand gets fucking everywhere, okay?
3:01
SPEAKER_02: The shit gets everywhere.
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SPEAKER_02: Scenic though.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: Scenic.
3:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but get a hotel room and do have it on the beach and just do it over on a hotel balcony if you're that looking for a scenic thing.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
3:13
SPEAKER_01: There's something about it, man.
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SPEAKER_01: It's like too public.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: It's you know the Greece movie, man.
3:17
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna pitch a Greece movie.
3:19
SPEAKER_01: Lay down on the beach.
3:20
SPEAKER_01: Come on, come on.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I get, you know, it's a real it's a real American holiday, like, you know, real American movie thing, but I don't know.
3:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm just I've you know, have you done it?
3:32
SPEAKER_02: No, no, I'm kind of saying have.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm kind of saying have.
3:34
SPEAKER_02: Okay, but but that made me feel a lot better because your girlfriend, Naomi, voted nay.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: So I was really like, what the fuck is are you not telling us?
3:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay, but that makes me feel so because your girlfriend voted nay.
3:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she probably would have, yeah.
3:46
SPEAKER_02: So no mate, your boyfriend wants to do on the beach, okay?
3:49
SPEAKER_02: But she probably won't let that happen.
3:50
SPEAKER_02: So you're never gonna, you're never gonna live that dream, mate.
3:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's what can I ask what what makes you is it the just the scenic route, or is it just like the thrill of, you know.
3:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but both, I guess.
3:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because you know, it's a bit public space, you know.
4:01
SPEAKER_02: That's a you've got to do a pitch back in the dark when no one can see.
4:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you're not gonna be doing it in the middle of the day, you're like, Oh, fuck no.
4:07
SPEAKER_01: No way.
4:08
SPEAKER_01: I can't, I can't, I can't accidentally do that to someone like ruin their life having to see me naked.
4:15
SPEAKER_01: Like, no way.
4:17
SPEAKER_01: I feel so bad.
4:19
SPEAKER_01: I would genuinely feel so bad.
4:21
SPEAKER_02: That's something of view that people don't need to see.
4:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I got that.
4:24
SPEAKER_01: I got a bit of respect for that.
4:25
SPEAKER_01: Like, I can't, I can't, yeah, yeah.
4:27
SPEAKER_02: Uh okay, before we get into it, I keep carrying on.
4:29
SPEAKER_02: Uh, what do you think the outcome was, mate?
4:32
SPEAKER_02: Um do you think it was more do you reckon it was more yay or more nay?
4:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, since you said the whole cocktail thing, so I reckon it'd be more yay.
4:39
SPEAKER_02: 44% voted yay, 56% voted nay.
4:43
SPEAKER_01: Damn, okay.
4:44
SPEAKER_02: So um, yeah, a lot of people um got in onto it.
4:47
SPEAKER_02: Um, a couple of people texted in.
4:49
SPEAKER_02: Um, I've had this one um from um Quinny.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, shout out to Quinny.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: She said the cocktail, yes, the activity.
4:56
SPEAKER_02: Uh no one's actually doing that.
4:57
SPEAKER_02: That literally will be like a firewood down there with fucking sand that's not going inside me.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fair enough.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: And I'm on the same.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, fair enough.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: So thank you, Quinny, for getting that sent in.
5:06
SPEAKER_02: Um, look, I'm I'm a hard nay.
5:07
SPEAKER_02: That is, I'm not having no crumb sausage, and I get you can probably get your way around it.
5:11
SPEAKER_02: Riley was trying to convince me.
5:12
SPEAKER_02: I I could probably bring the messages up.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: He's probably gonna hate me for reading these out, but you know, it's our show anyway, so we need the content.
5:18
SPEAKER_02: He said, Don't knock it into your try.
5:19
SPEAKER_02: And I said, Sane gets every.
5:20
SPEAKER_02: He said, Well, don't you be the one laying down then?
5:23
SPEAKER_02: I said, No, I'm still a hard nay.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: He said, It's quality stuff, mate.
5:26
SPEAKER_02: Just go for a swim after.
5:28
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, shout out to you, Riley.
5:30
SPEAKER_02: Your horn dog.
5:30
SPEAKER_02: Good stuff, mate.
5:32
SPEAKER_01: But glad to see you guys.
5:34
SPEAKER_02: I was surprised that you were a nay.
5:35
SPEAKER_01: I um I yay, I would have thought you would have been nay, but like I I could be a bit of both, but like I definitely think there's some way around it, surely.
5:43
SPEAKER_02: I think it's the one place that like you know that you know when people talk about like, oh, you've done it in the car.
5:47
SPEAKER_02: Like, I haven't even ever done it in the car, okay.
5:50
SPEAKER_02: Like it's bad luck doing in a car, but like, you know.
5:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I just feel like if you can't, if you gotta be in the car and you can't wait till your destination wherever you're going, just fucking like yeah, you can wait, okay.
6:00
SPEAKER_02: You don't need to pull over in front of things.
6:02
SPEAKER_02: But like, I feel I get the idea of the thrill on the beach.
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SPEAKER_02: Like, that's the only thing I think I could think about.
6:07
SPEAKER_02: But I'd love to know how many people have actually done it.
6:10
SPEAKER_02: I know one.
6:10
SPEAKER_01: I know one.
6:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know, one.
6:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna name, but I know one.
6:12
SPEAKER_01: They rate it, yeah.
6:13
SPEAKER_01: They rate it.
6:14
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, yeah.
6:15
SPEAKER_02: I I don't know.
6:15
SPEAKER_02: I've gotta I'm gonna I would love to find out like what the ratio people are like have done on the beach, because I reckon it'll be a high number.
6:21
SPEAKER_02: Like it's uh yeah, you know, especially here in Queensland, Brisbane, where we're all just got beaches, yeah.
6:26
SPEAKER_02: You know, you've forever got a beach, you know, and I know one smart ass person said, Oh, I've done not a swag on the beach.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't fucking count.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay, a swag on the beach does not count.
6:33
SPEAKER_01: What do you reckon like people have had sex more in the beach or a public toilet?
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, if you were doing it in a public toilet, you grunt.
6:41
SPEAKER_01: Do you know how many times I've heard people say they've done it in a public toilet?
6:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: That's disgusting.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
6:46
SPEAKER_01: That's disgusting.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm not even joking.
6:48
SPEAKER_02: I know a couple I know a couple of guys that have like wanked in a portaloo before, and I'm thinking that's not right.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: That's not right.
6:53
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
6:54
SPEAKER_02: You're flipping off your load on a portalo, you frickin' filthy animals.
6:57
SPEAKER_02: You you guys should live in a barn.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: That's fucked.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I reckon I'd have to be beat surely more.
7:03
SPEAKER_02: Like, surely it's not more than a public toilet.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: I think it could be pretty split split, you know what I mean?
7:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, fuck, they're pretty out there.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck.
7:12
SPEAKER_01: No way would I ever get near a fucking public toilet.
7:14
SPEAKER_01: Like one of those ones that close, and it's got like the you got like these ones where they got like music playing as well.
7:20
SPEAKER_01: You can have the music.
7:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's that there's there's there's actually one down the road from my house, and it it gives you a timer, yeah, and it scared the shit out of me one time I use it because I said 10 minutes counting, and I'm thinking, and I'm taking a shit, and I was thinking, what the fuck?
7:33
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, if this door unlocks on me, I'm like, I'm really not gonna be good.
7:36
SPEAKER_02: And then it plays like some elevator music, like doot doo doo do do do do.
7:39
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, that's like I need full silence.
7:41
SPEAKER_01: How can you take a shit with elevator music?
7:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, I know, and I know you're probably thinking, Jai, but you probably watch TikTok, that's different.
7:46
SPEAKER_02: But if you've got elevator music and you know you're on the clock, you're like, holy shit, like you fuck that.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck that.
7:53
SPEAKER_02: But surely, like, let us know, guys, if you've full on one, if you've done it in public toilet, or if you've done it on the beach and if you rate it or not.
8:00
SPEAKER_01: Or you have a story about one of your friends, sure.
8:03
SPEAKER_02: And you can stay anonymous, you can stay anonymous.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: Because I know that we've done like places where well, I know we've done questions like when have you been caught on the deep, but maybe a good question would be where's the weirdest place you've done the deep?
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, I reckon a lot of people would have some crazy stories.
8:15
SPEAKER_02: So if you're keen for that question, let us know.
8:17
SPEAKER_02: Because I'll the one thing I found out on this podcast is anytime we talk about like sexual things, the podcast just like that's jumps.
8:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you guys are just a bunch of horns and you just like to hear everyone else's sex stories.
8:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, just imagine like schoolies, bro.
8:29
SPEAKER_01: It'd be good.
8:30
SPEAKER_02: Everyone does everyone.
8:31
SPEAKER_02: Do you what do you reckon like it's like when you go to the Olympics?
8:33
SPEAKER_02: You know how they like they condoms like get like they sell like 3,000 condoms.
8:37
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
8:37
SPEAKER_02: Like it's just a massive fuck fest.
8:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, like the thing is like schoolies.
8:40
SPEAKER_01: I remember the Schoolie page, someone done like a schoolies to-do list and it was like uh like fucking someone next to like a um like in a disabled toilet.
8:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
8:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh dude, there were some fucking disgusting ones.
8:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
8:56
SPEAKER_01: I won't repeat the rest, but they were really bad.
8:58
SPEAKER_02: Like, do you reckon that I see I don't think I I think I personally think that that the body counts in schoollies is not as high as we probably think.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
9:08
SPEAKER_01: Because it's it's you reckon?
9:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, kind of you reckon over the yeah.
9:12
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
9:13
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: I do reckon it's gonna be the one I do, and I will stand on this hill.
9:17
SPEAKER_02: I reckon it's the one time, like if you're got a relationship and you're going with you know your girlfriend with schoollies, it's the one time where you I reckon breakups will happen because you know you're both seeing and you're there, people are drinking, people are doing drugs.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: It's the first time where you're really out in this big open world when the age you are, 100% there'd be like cheating going on.
9:36
SPEAKER_02: I I believe that 100%.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: I never went to Schoolies on the Gold Coast.
9:39
SPEAKER_02: I went to it wasn't really Schoollies, but I went to the sunny coast and um it was still busy up there, but I never went to the Gold Coast.
9:45
SPEAKER_02: But Kate went there and she said it was just she said, Well, I feel like Schoolie's is getting worse and worse.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: People say they like only last like three days and then they leave because it just dies.
9:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
9:54
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that's true, but hey, if you what we should do is try and get listeners that are going to Schoolies this year, and they can give us like the Goss, like what's happening down here.
10:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, definitely.
10:04
SPEAKER_02: Give us like an update, like a weekly updating or a daily update, and we can bring it to the podcast.
10:09
SPEAKER_02: That'd be sick.
10:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, we'll if you guys are going if you're listening, you've gone to Schoolie this year, send us your number.
10:14
SPEAKER_02: We'll keep your number anonymous, okay?
10:16
SPEAKER_02: We won't call you again.
10:16
SPEAKER_02: We'll only keep it for the podcast.
10:18
SPEAKER_02: We'd love to give you a call when you're at Schoolie.
10:21
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
10:21
SPEAKER_02: And we I'll fucking that would be sweet.
10:24
SPEAKER_02: Because there's no way Braden and I are gonna be a toolies and go down there and get mad.
10:28
SPEAKER_01: Nah, I'm not being one of those as much as much fun as it probably would be, just like fucking around.
10:33
SPEAKER_02: Interviewing, interviewing people for the podcast.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna be one of those people.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: Imagine like the peop people wouldn't be afraid to come up to like everyone's like if we if we had like a your shout, like if we made a your shout podcast shirt, yeah.
10:45
SPEAKER_02: We were interviewing, I reckon people get around it, but it's the fact that like I don't want to pay accommodation down there.
10:50
SPEAKER_02: Fuck no.
10:50
SPEAKER_02: I I love you guys listening, but I don't want to be around you fuckwits.
10:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, but yeah, look, but if you're listening and you're going to school this is you please give us your number, we'll give you a call, and you could be like our little detective and tell us like tell us what's all the goss.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh yes.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: You know, so yeah, mate, that's pretty good.
11:05
SPEAKER_02: So um, yeah, uh Yeah and A, but we will have another Yeah and A later on in the episode, so stay tuned for that one.
11:10
SPEAKER_02: Uh mate, you've got something to bring to the table here.
11:13
SPEAKER_01: Something happened at TAFE.
11:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so mate, I was at TAFE.
11:15
SPEAKER_01: Um, and like, you know, like uh been on the budget at the moment, you know, making sure I don't spend too much.
11:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
11:21
SPEAKER_01: You gotta do that.
11:23
SPEAKER_01: And um what happened was um like we went to the pub and like I don't know if I'm being an absolute fuck with or something, and like I understand, like if I am, my bad boys and girls, but uh went to the pub and they wanted like a like a normal burger for like 30 bucks.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, that's a bit expensive.
11:44
SPEAKER_02: It's a bit of a roar, yeah.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: It's a bit of a fucking roar.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, dude.
11:49
SPEAKER_01: People like pubs need to have like a tradey fucking thing within hours.
11:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah and guess what I did?
11:55
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I don't have the I have an apprentice, I don't have the money, and yeah, if I don't have the money, I shouldn't be at the pub, but I'm not gonna be a weird kind and just stay at TAFE by myself.
12:04
SPEAKER_01: I'd rather go to the pub with the boys.
12:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you've got to still act, you know what I mean?
12:08
SPEAKER_02: You've got to be with the boys.
12:09
SPEAKER_02: You can't be that guy that doesn't go with the kids.
12:11
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to miss someone winning the pokies and you know what I mean?
12:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100% I get that.
12:15
SPEAKER_01: And like, yeah, so I got myself a kids' burger.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: And um the reaction from the the um staff was not very good because I got a 12-year-old's burger for like the price of 15 bucks with chips and tomato sauce.
12:35
SPEAKER_02: Can I ask when they gave it to you?
12:37
SPEAKER_02: Did they that they actually give it to you?
12:38
SPEAKER_01: They're like no, they're like, oh, so um who's got the kids' burger's like, yep, me.
12:42
SPEAKER_01: And then she's like, uh, yeah, she was not happy, bro.
12:45
SPEAKER_01: Really?
12:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because like um it's really well fucking change your menu then.
12:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, you okay, for example, that what pisses me off in that situation is like, well, I want a burger, but I want a full-size burger, so maybe I'll get the kids' one because it's smaller.
12:58
SPEAKER_02: Why do I have to be a child to get a kid's menu?
13:00
SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't have to.
13:00
SPEAKER_02: I've already been a child, I can get that anytime I want.
13:03
SPEAKER_01: Like, I think m more really is just like surely they can do like a trade fucking thing.
13:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100%.
13:10
SPEAKER_01: I'm obviously going to TAFE.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: Like a lunch special, but for like a trade-y special or something like that.
13:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like a trading special, like what?
13:15
SPEAKER_01: 20 bucks or maybe like I don't know, like 15 bucks for a burger, okay?
13:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or$20 schnitzels, yeah, or something like that.
13:22
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't have to be big, just okay, just get us something.
13:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm not paying 30 bucks for a burger.
13:26
SPEAKER_02: That's a rot.
13:26
SPEAKER_01: Dude, and she was upset, and I was like, you know what?
13:30
SPEAKER_01: I've had a bad day already, so yeah.
13:32
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to burger, and I was like, I I like yeah, I don't know.
13:36
SPEAKER_01: I th I think a little fucking too, probably too much in a yeah.
13:40
SPEAKER_02: Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think I could order a kid's burger.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: I know Kate's like ordered like a kid's spaghetti bolonne's, and they've never blanked the blink twice.
13:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I personally couldn't do it.
13:49
SPEAKER_02: But hey, good on you, mate.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: And go on.
13:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, I just wanted to venture out, see what would happen.
13:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I was like, you know what?
13:53
SPEAKER_01: Maybe next time you should try the senior menu.
13:55
SPEAKER_01: No, no, I think you actually you actually I think you actually have to show a senior car.
14:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think you actually do on that one.
14:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and the thing is too, uh the way I played it, it's quite dog, and I understand this, guys.
14:06
SPEAKER_01: Like, please, you know, fucking whatever hate comes along, I get it.
14:09
SPEAKER_01: But fucking you so you either order at the table or you order at the bar.
14:14
SPEAKER_01: And if you order a kid's thing at the bar, you have to show like where your kid is.
14:18
SPEAKER_01: So I ordered at the table instead.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: So yes!
14:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh Brady, I just wanted to I just wanted to see what happened because if I got a refund, I got a refund.
14:28
SPEAKER_01: But if I was able to get food, like sick, and was a burger all right?
14:32
SPEAKER_01: Burger was fucking awesome.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: All right, there you go.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: Winner's a winner.
14:35
SPEAKER_02: How much do you pay for it?
14:36
SPEAKER_01: 15 bucks.
14:36
SPEAKER_02: 15 bucks, and he saved 15 dollars, you know.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: So there you go.
14:40
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I I told him, mate, he's like, dude, you're a fucking idiot.
14:42
SPEAKER_01: You shouldn't have just not gone to the pub.
14:43
SPEAKER_01: I was like, look, I understand that, but it's for science, okay?
14:47
SPEAKER_02: It's for but you could have like if you you maybe could have just got a bowl of chips.
14:50
SPEAKER_01: Nah, fuck that.
14:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, yeah, fair enough.
14:52
SPEAKER_01: Nah, fuck the chips.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: Fuck the chips.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: I actually um went to camping.
14:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, by the way, um, I wanted to bring this to the table, and I'll let everyone know.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: And I know Braden's gonna be like, what the fuck?
15:02
SPEAKER_02: Dry July.
15:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing it.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, good luck.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I know I've already failed miserably.
15:09
SPEAKER_01: I've failed miserably yesterday and the day before.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, I I'm gonna give it a go.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing it with Kate, and we both said the reason why.
15:15
SPEAKER_02: And look, I want I want to bring this to the table.
15:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm not doing this because I want to, okay.
15:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm 22 years old.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you don't need to do dry July until you're in your 30s or 40s or menopause or something.
15:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay, or you know, you're going for a midlife crisis, okay?
15:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing this because in September, I'm going back to Bali and I'm gonna be there for two weeks, okay?
15:35
SPEAKER_02: And last time I went to Bali, all I did was boy, we oh, I shouldn't say this, we did.
15:39
SPEAKER_02: We explored and did a lot of things, but in between all that, you're doing a fuckload of drinking because guess what?
15:44
SPEAKER_02: There's no there's no time curfew in Bali.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: So you're having you're having Brecki.
15:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 7:30 bingtang.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: Tastes amazing.
15:51
SPEAKER_02: And you don't finish drinking until 10 o'clock that night.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: So Kate and I thought if we have a month off, it will save our liver, and then we can go full blown in September.
16:00
SPEAKER_02: So I'm doing dry July.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: Is it easy?
16:03
SPEAKER_02: Look, I'm finding it not bad, but it's little scenarios where I'm like, fuck.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: Like, like, for example, watching the footy, where I normally would have a beer, and like just on the weekend I went camping, I drove everyone to the pub.
16:15
SPEAKER_02: Do you know how much of a bitch you feel when you go up your bar and you just go, Can I just have a coke?
16:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm deserving.
16:20
SPEAKER_02: Especially like a country pub like Kenilworth, and everyone just like looks at you and you're like, Yeah, look, yeah.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: But hey, it's dry July, so I'm doing it.
16:28
SPEAKER_02: We'll see how long I last, but I'm gonna prove all the haters wrong because everyone's like, Joe, you're gonna fail.
16:32
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm gonna fucking pass.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna so three.
16:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, but I'm gonna- It's not like you're drinking like 10 pack a day.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, I know, but I just also thought, you know, I'm up for it, okay?
16:44
SPEAKER_02: You know, I tell you what, good stuff.
16:46
SPEAKER_02: But guess what?
16:46
SPEAKER_02: First of August is on a Saturday.
16:48
SPEAKER_02: You bet your ass I am gonna get absolutely shit faced.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
16:54
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, there's my little thing.
16:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, now, mate, I've got to talk about this.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: I actually went camping as I was just talking about on the weekend.
17:00
SPEAKER_02: Um, cooked up.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: My first time ever doing a stew in a camp hub.
17:05
SPEAKER_02: Now, mate, you're in a couple.
17:06
SPEAKER_01: The ovens are the best.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: I'll love a good cow.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: And I did a bake, I did baked potatoes in the coles.
17:10
SPEAKER_02: Mate, I tell you what, they're I'll show you a photo of it.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: There, there's the pot in the fire.
17:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, mate, here's the finishing touch, okay?
17:18
SPEAKER_02: Look at that fucking shit.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: That does look pretty good.
17:20
SPEAKER_02: Mate, and look at you know what the best part is?
17:22
SPEAKER_02: Look at those potatoes cooked perfectly.
17:24
SPEAKER_02: Now, if there's one thing Brayden and I love more than beers, is food.
17:27
SPEAKER_02: It's good fucking food.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, mate.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: Now that stew.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: And now I've always said this.
17:32
SPEAKER_02: When you go camping, you could have toast.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, when you go camping, that toast will taste so much better than when you do at home.
17:38
SPEAKER_02: If my mum said to me, Joe, we're having stew for dinner, I'd be like, oh, for fuck's sake, really?
17:42
SPEAKER_02: But when you're camping, oh fuck.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: And it was freezing cold too.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: So it was just perfect.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: So um yeah.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: I remember still like you used to have the um you get like the Jaffel.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, I remember you go camping.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the Jaffel makes it Jaffel makers for can't.
17:56
SPEAKER_01: You put the bread in with uh baked beans and cheese.
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Fucking put on the coals in your sweet.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: But like I remember we went camping, we did um uh we did damper in the in the little um camping oven, mate.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: It was superior, mate.
18:11
SPEAKER_01: We had the we had the butter, the jam, fucking ready, mate.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: It was great.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Can I be honest with you?
18:16
SPEAKER_02: Damper overrated as fuck.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean it's a pause man scon, dude?
18:20
SPEAKER_01: Leave it alone.
18:20
SPEAKER_02: It's dry as shit.
18:22
SPEAKER_02: It's like look, don't get me wrong, it's the thrill of making it and you're camping on it, but at the end of the day, it does taste like shit.
18:30
SPEAKER_02: Like it's not dry.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: It's not that bad.
18:32
SPEAKER_02: It's yeah, I'm not a fan of the camper.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, like hear this, right?
18:37
SPEAKER_01: I'll let you I'll let you know how it goes.
18:38
SPEAKER_01: But I'm bringing the smoker with me to I'm going camping to Bluff.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Bluff Creek, yeah, that's in Kettleworth.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: We're going camp middle of August.
18:49
SPEAKER_01: Middle of August, a big group of you?
18:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: I don't think it's gonna be a big group.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm just going from the Friday to the Sunday.
18:54
SPEAKER_02: Is it just you and um Niada?
18:55
SPEAKER_01: No, it'll be me, Naomi, Justin, and whoever Justin wants to bring or something.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: One girl from the listening from the podcast.
19:02
SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, if he got a girl, you know, I don't know.
19:05
SPEAKER_01: I hope hopefully.
19:07
SPEAKER_01: Fuck if I know.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: It could be a bug that all I know.
19:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, who knows?
19:11
SPEAKER_01: It could be anyone being Justin, like if no, but I'm bringing the smoker with me.
19:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna bring some bring some meat.
19:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna bring a picanya, I'm gonna bring some other meat as well.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm gonna smoke it.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: Give it a crack.
19:23
SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
19:25
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
19:25
SPEAKER_02: Um now, mate, I I'll tell you what, you've gone back to it though, if you're bringing that smoker, you're gonna stink out the whole campsite.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: So you people are gonna look at it, they're gonna come over and go, what are you cooking in there, mate?
19:36
SPEAKER_02: What are you what do you got in there?
19:37
SPEAKER_02: You know?
19:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be good, man.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: I can't wait.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: Like, camping is just cooking while camping is just like next level shit.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: You actually like when I was cooking that stew, you know, it took two hours exactly.
19:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but easy as fuck.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: You chuck it in the pot, chuck some beef stock, you just let it go.
19:52
SPEAKER_02: And the potato, you and you're sitting around the campfire, you're telling stories, you're having a you maybe you throw the footy and your dinner is still cooking, you know.
19:59
SPEAKER_02: It's the easiest shit.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: It's actually, if not easier cooking a stew than cooking like a bolonnaise.
20:04
SPEAKER_02: Because when you're cooking a bolonese, you gotta be there at time.
20:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh crap, I just are we still on?
20:08
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
20:09
SPEAKER_02: So I thought I just knocked out the cord out of the microphone.
20:11
SPEAKER_02: But when you're cooking a spaghetti bowl, you gotta do the pasta, you gotta do the mints, and it all happens in like an hour's time.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: This just you just let it go.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it does it for you.
20:18
SPEAKER_01: It's like doing snags or anything or steaks or whatnot.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: Like you just fucking sit sit behind like shout out to Kate, okay.
20:25
SPEAKER_02: I love her, she's my girlfriend, and this had really annoys me, okay?
20:28
SPEAKER_02: There's one thing in this world she does not like in food is sausages.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding me?
20:32
SPEAKER_02: And it pisses me off because yeah, I know, right?
20:34
SPEAKER_02: And she does not like sausages.
20:36
SPEAKER_02: In her defense, she grew up with eating a lot of sausages because like her granddad owned a butcher.
20:41
SPEAKER_02: So like she they were always having sausages, sausages.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: So I think she's just like got sick of them.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: But like it annoys me because it's like the most easiest and simple thing to cook, but she doesn't like them.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: So it really is like I love a good sausage.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sausage and like sausage on bread.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so good.
20:56
SPEAKER_02: Like when you go to Bunnings, yeah.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know how she goes to Bunnings and just doesn't buy a sausage sizzle.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: Like that's like when I go to Bunnings, I have to go to that sausage sizzle.
21:03
SPEAKER_01: Tradition.
21:03
SPEAKER_01: It's a tradition.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: It's like this morning.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: I did uh I did uh I did pasta salad on pizza bread, egg, and sausages on the barbecue for brunch this morning.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: That is a typical Queensland barbecue.
21:15
SPEAKER_02: Potato salad, snags, yep.
21:17
SPEAKER_01: Yep, it was fucking unbelievable.
21:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was so good.
21:20
SPEAKER_01: And then yesterday I had uh we had lunch, we did a barbecue for lunch with my dad and whatnot.
21:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:25
SPEAKER_01: I did corn ribs, so I did cut corn in quarters.
21:29
SPEAKER_01: I did corn ribs in the oven, then finished them on the um the open grill on the barbecue.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: With some periperry nando's fucking chip salt.
21:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that shit just goes hard.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: Dude, yeah, it was great.
21:41
SPEAKER_01: And then we did, yeah, we did uh potato gems and um what is it, snags and other shit.
21:46
SPEAKER_01: Like it was great.
21:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, great.
21:48
SPEAKER_01: Best feed, dude.
21:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
21:49
SPEAKER_02: I love a good barbecue.
21:50
SPEAKER_02: You can't beat it.
21:51
SPEAKER_01: Do you like deviled eggs?
21:53
SPEAKER_01: I love deviled eggs.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, deviled eggs are good.
21:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I could devour them, man.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: I like that.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: Makes me fart a lot.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: But God, I love them.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: My butt stink afterwards.
22:03
SPEAKER_02: So sorry for that.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: So bad.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: So bad.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: You're just brought you smelling like, woo, fucking hell.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: Fuck, it was worth it.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: I love a good potato salad too.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: I reckon if I'm going to a barbecue, you gotta have a potato salad.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: It just goes with everything.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: Potato or pasta?
22:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, good pasta salad's good.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: Fucking love a good pasta salad.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Sausages, Rissoles, chicken kebabs.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:29
SPEAKER_01: I was thinking of then getting kebabs and I was like, ooh, nah.
22:32
SPEAKER_02: But I also like a proper kebab.
22:34
SPEAKER_02: When you you know when you got the steak, the capsican, the onion, all on a skew up.
22:37
SPEAKER_02: That shit.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: And you can't have that shit on the flat top you have to have the on the open grill side.
22:42
SPEAKER_01: On the grill has to be char grilled on the grill.
22:44
SPEAKER_01: Has to be char grilled, right?
22:45
SPEAKER_02: Char grilled does a little thing and it it just oh it's like when you're camping on a fire, you get that smoke.
22:50
SPEAKER_02: That's true, had it like a smoke like flavor from it.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: Because you lift up the lid and then you just let the smoke go in there a little bit, you know, smoke it up a bit.
22:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, tell you what.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: Unreal.
22:59
SPEAKER_02: Just unreal.
22:59
SPEAKER_02: Mate, you're gonna when you go camping, you're gonna have to take some photos, okay?
23:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have to trust me, you'll fucking know.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: You will know.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: I'll just send you photos and everything.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: Are you do you know exactly what you're gonna cook?
23:10
SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna do um pecanya rump on like well, ru like pecania is basically the top side of a rump.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
23:17
SPEAKER_01: So doing the picanna, I'm gonna smoke that into the um the Colombian smoker, and then we're just gonna do steaks out of that.
23:25
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: So either um that, and then I'll probably do I'll bring some steaks with me, do some snags.
23:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, I do have a rib rack for the smoker if we feel like it, but that's like a whole day thing.
23:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't really want to fuck around too much.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, yeah.
23:40
SPEAKER_01: But other than that, um, yeah, I might just do that.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: Like it's it all kind of sounds like a bit fucking like oh time wasting.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: I've got the temp gauges, I chuck them in, I chuck them in a little monitoring, like um, yeah, like digital thing that's like magnetic.
23:58
SPEAKER_01: So I'll put on something like magnetic, yeah.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: Set it there, I'll have the light on, I'll have the like the camping chair sitting in front of it, or I've just got the app on my phone and it'll buzz me when it's ready to get taken out.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: That's a good idea.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate, it's fucking awesome.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: So I'll just do that, and then once it's ready, I'll probably just quickly sear it on the um the campfire.
24:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:16
SPEAKER_01: If we have a hot plate on there, and then boom, chuck her on.
24:19
SPEAKER_01: Put some red gum smoked salt on there, and then you're gonna you're gonna be feeding everyone good that night.
24:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's gonna be great.
24:25
SPEAKER_01: Like we might do if if we have left over, we could do um, like you get potatoes that you done.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:32
SPEAKER_01: You just split them open, you just do like London spuds, but with the meat.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, and load them up.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: Shit, yes.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: Look, these girls who are listening in might go, they may say they go for Juzzy, but they might just go for your cooking money.
24:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they might.
24:45
SPEAKER_01: But nothing, right?
24:46
SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
24:46
SPEAKER_01: What's your debate on tomatoes on the barbecue?
24:50
SPEAKER_01: I love a good tomato on the barbecue.
24:52
SPEAKER_01: Like a like cooking it.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: Look, if I'm gonna be honest with you, younger did not like it.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: Older, fucking love them.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: So good, so good.
24:59
SPEAKER_02: Put on your teeth.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, it is on the open grill.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: Like on the open grill.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: It has to be, has to be.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I like it for in a breckey.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: Like, I love it with a big breakfast, you know, you're you're a bit hungover.
25:11
SPEAKER_02: And I'm only saying this because this happened to me in Bali.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: One morning I was waking up feeling a little bit dusty, got some sausages, got some shitty bacon because barley bacon's shit, got some scrambled eggs, got the mushrooms, sauteed, by the way, because that's the way you gotta have them.
25:24
SPEAKER_02: And then the tomatoes there that were chargaled, and you bet your ass.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: I grabbed the one that looked the blackest because that shit, oh, nice.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: It is good.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: But you gotta be careful when you cut into that shit because that shit will burn you.
25:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_02: It's like when you eat a when you eat a meat pie, you gotta you gotta approach it with caution.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: You know that it's gonna hurt if it bursts on you.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: You get your knife and you just preek it in there, and then that juice comes out.
25:46
SPEAKER_02: Woo! Yep.
25:48
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
25:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I get what I'm saying.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: That right there on my thumb.
25:51
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
25:51
SPEAKER_02: That was the stew.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
25:53
SPEAKER_02: I was mixing the stew, and the bit of sauce came out, and whoosh!
25:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that shit would have fucking burned.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, mate.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: That's why there's a little bit of a welt there, and I felt it.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: But you know, hey, it is what it is.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh now, moving on, mate.
26:04
SPEAKER_02: State of origin, game three.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: Decider here in Brisbane Suncorp.
26:09
SPEAKER_02: Now, when you're listening to this, the game's already happened.
26:11
SPEAKER_02: Now, last time we did this, we said Queensland, yeah, but we lost.
26:15
SPEAKER_02: So let's do the opposite and pretend we lost.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you! Fuck this, fuck this.
26:19
SPEAKER_02: Nah, fuck you, blues.
26:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, suck my dick.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: Nuzzy, you can eat an asshole, okay?
26:25
SPEAKER_02: Uh Queensland, what was that?
26:27
SPEAKER_02: You had it and you lost it.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: What happens if we win?
26:29
SPEAKER_01: We look like dick in.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: No, but that's alright, because now we're entering it and now we're gonna win.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: Okay, sweet.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: That's my thing.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: But if we have lost, people are just gonna think you fucking joke, you jinxed it for us.
26:39
unknown: Yeah.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: Either way, either either way, we're fucked from the listeners.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: So I reckon we got it.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: I reckon we got it on down pat.
26:45
SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: All serious aside, hopefully it's gonna be a good game.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: That's all I ask for it to be a great deciding game.
26:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I want it to be close.
26:53
SPEAKER_02: I know some people are like, no, fuck that.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: I want Quincy win.
26:55
SPEAKER_02: No, I want a good game.
26:57
SPEAKER_02: If I'm staying up till 10 o'clock on a Wednesday night, I want it to be a great game.
27:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I will I would want it to be golden point worthy.
27:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh, could you?
27:04
SPEAKER_01: Like the Bulldogs and um Manley at that time.
27:08
SPEAKER_01: Like, fuck.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: Yep, 100%.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: Now, look, am I nervous?
27:13
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
27:14
SPEAKER_02: Because last year, when we were at home ground, the blues did beat us at the home ground, but decider, could you imagine Caxton Street beforehand?
27:22
SPEAKER_02: If you're a blue supporter and you're going to Caxton Street, you're brave.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
27:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm saying that right now.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: Bro, you are brave, okay?
27:29
SPEAKER_02: So you once again, like what I just said before the tomato, approach it with caution, okay?
27:34
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
27:35
SPEAKER_02: Approach it with caution.
27:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm I don't give a fuck about you blue supporters, but we are giving you the full warning right now.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: As a Queensland supporters, we're bogan as shit, okay?
27:44
SPEAKER_02: We love this state.
27:45
SPEAKER_02: We we know we're the best state in the country, okay?
27:48
SPEAKER_02: Don't think you guys are, and you're coming to the territory where it's gonna be awesome.
27:51
SPEAKER_01: Fucking ass.
27:52
SPEAKER_02: How good would it be to watch that game live?
27:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, it'd be unreal.
27:57
SPEAKER_02: You'd have to take the day off on Thursday, wouldn't you?
27:59
SPEAKER_02: You'd have to go, boss.
28:00
SPEAKER_02: Look, I'm not coming in Thursday.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm taking the day off Wednesday and Thursday.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, could you imagine that?
28:07
SPEAKER_01: Pre-drinking on the Wednesday before you get there, if you can.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, could you imagine how good that would be?
28:11
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm not I'm on dry July, so I'm gonna be watching Sadivogen.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: Drunk, like not even drunk.
28:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be able to do that.
28:18
SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: But how good would it be, though?
28:22
SPEAKER_02: You you you start the day off nine o'clock, you go into the city, maybe you know, you go to the casino, get your night started, your good luck spinning.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: You're like, Hallelujah! Then you get on and you make your way to the Caxton, you get to the Caxton, then you make your way.
28:35
SPEAKER_02: What a day.
28:36
SPEAKER_02: And then if you win, the night carries on.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: Because guess what?
28:39
SPEAKER_02: You got the day off on Thursday.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's exactly right.
28:42
SPEAKER_01: And then if you lose, you you you can cry at home on the on a Thursday.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can cry yourself to sleep.
28:48
SPEAKER_02: But hopefully we won't be doing that.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, when you're listening, it has been a win, but hey, whatever happens, hopefully it was a good game.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I I Because I just don't want to hear from Jazzy if we we lose.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: I really don't want to hear from that prick.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:59
SPEAKER_02: It'll be yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_02: And your and your girlfriend too and her family.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh, trust me, I know all about it.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: I've I've said this before on State of Origin Days, you guys should all go back to where you guys support.
29:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
29:13
SPEAKER_02: I've I say that if I become dictator of Australia, okay, on State of Origin, if you're in Queensland and you're a blue supporter, I'm shipping you back to New South Wales for that day.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: And I want you in here.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: And I know it's all about the fun, about the rivalry.
29:23
SPEAKER_02: No, I want to be around Queenslanders.
29:25
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
29:26
SPEAKER_02: You go to a pub and you see those blue scarves and all that, and you're like, oh.
29:30
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing here?
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Get out of here.
29:32
SPEAKER_02: Get out of here.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: But hey, hopefully it was a good game.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I hope so as well.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I love the State of Origin Decider.
29:37
SPEAKER_02: And it only comes what every four years for us to host a decider in Brisbane at Suncourt.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: But Caxton Street will be pumping.
29:43
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I want to be able to do that.
29:45
SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon at like 12 o'clock it will just be hitting already?
29:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:48
SPEAKER_01: Because people because like what?
29:49
SPEAKER_01: 12, yeah, probably 12, 1 o'clock, I reckon.
29:52
SPEAKER_01: Because I reckon people within the city that are working will get it an early day at knockoff.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
29:59
SPEAKER_01: For sure.
29:59
SPEAKER_01: Then you have tradies straight from fucking inside the houses coming straight into the pub.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: And they will they will race home, get chains in their Queensland jerseys and get on the train straight to Caxton.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: Like I've I've wanted to go to Caxton.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: Have you you've never been to Kaxton?
30:16
SPEAKER_01: I've never been to Caxton.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Caxton, look, see, I will be look, I'm not I'm an NRL supporter, but I'm more AFL, but I love the Brit the Gabber and all of that.
30:23
SPEAKER_02: But the Suncorp standing with the Caxton Street with all the pubs lining up because you literally walk down like 100 meters in the Sun Corpse right there.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: Caxton Street is just elite because of all those pubs, and it's just hectic.
30:34
SPEAKER_02: Like when I went to State of Origin last year, it is just it's mental.
30:37
SPEAKER_01: Like you could do a pub crawl then and uh Caxton if you wanted to.
30:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you the pubs are like any even on game days, it's literally like shoulder to shoulder.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: Because you know, look at the end of the day, we don't want to be paying the prices in the stadium.
30:48
SPEAKER_02: So what do you do?
30:49
SPEAKER_02: You get your alcohol in you when you're out at the pub.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and then you go in there and yeah, because the stadium's fucking expensive.
30:55
SPEAKER_02: The atmosphere would be pretty close within the pub as well.
30:57
SPEAKER_02: Saying that Caxton Street has gotten a bit more expensive.
30:59
SPEAKER_02: They've they've tweaked on a bit to put up their prices, the arseholes.
31:02
SPEAKER_02: But hey, the Caxton Street have done it.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh, could you imagine interviewing people?
31:06
SPEAKER_02: That's what we should do.
31:07
SPEAKER_02: That would be fucking awesome.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Interviewing people at Caxton Street for the podcast.
31:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, would be that would be fucking hilarious.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: I I might get my I might invest myself in getting a roving microphone and going to the streets.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: And you know what, Braden?
31:20
SPEAKER_02: We might end up going to schoolies, okay?
31:22
SPEAKER_01: All you need is like one of those road fucking road ones.
31:26
SPEAKER_01: You can just like chuck on like a thing.
31:27
SPEAKER_02: Chuck it on the phone and then I can just um download it and do it and add it to the podcast.
31:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it'll be be elite.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: Fucking hilarious.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: That's what it would be.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it would be awesome, man.
31:35
SPEAKER_01: Because imagine all the drunk hunts out.
31:37
SPEAKER_01: Fucking oh dude.
31:39
SPEAKER_01: Be funny as have you um been watching his soccer lately too?
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was just about to bring that up.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh socceros, look, I what I w I got up at four o'clock in the morning to watch that game against Egypt.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: Um, and the Egyptians, as that song would go, walk like Egyptian.
31:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, they walked all over us.
31:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, I shouldn't say they walked all over us, but I've been I've never watched so much soccer or football, whatever you whatever you want to call it.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: Um Yeah, I've never watched so much soccer in my life.
32:03
SPEAKER_01: It's been pretty good, man.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: I've been watching out at work with the guys at work.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, and you know, there's one thing I've noticed.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: I have never knew there were so many countries that I never knew existed.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: Exactly, right?
32:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, these are just made-up words.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: These are not the fuck.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: I looked up at one country and um it literally said um, oh, um I forgot what the country was, and I looked it up and I had like five hundred like five hundred thousand people of the population, and I'm like, how are they doing better than us?
32:30
SPEAKER_02: Like, like there was what my my shout out to our apprentice Ollie, who's um who works for us, he said to me, and which country was it?
32:38
SPEAKER_02: They literally had no team, but they had to go on job seek in their country, no, and now they've made it, and they've literally they've just got knocked out, but they've made it to the knockout stage, and all they were were just like job seeker people.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: That's funny as.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, holy shit! Like that is so good.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, I didn't even realise Egypt was a team.
32:56
SPEAKER_01: Like, I was like, Egypt, what the fuck?
32:58
SPEAKER_01: Since when?
32:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like it is so cool.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Like, I remember watching a video, it was funny as it's like kind of what we're talking about, like uh New South Wales and Queensland supporters being being in around each other.
33:10
SPEAKER_01: It was Japan lost against to Brazil, yep, and a Brazil uh Japan guy accidentally bought tickets on the side of the Brazilian side.
33:20
SPEAKER_01: So when they won and they finished, he's crying, and all the Brazilians are going around patting his back, and his and his Japanese guy's going off his head, like it's funny ass.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: But like all the chance to the chance to are fucking hilarious.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's funny that because Brazil today just got knocked out, so such it Brazil.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: I I love seeing the countries that are not big, you know how like you've got Brazil, France, and always big.
33:42
SPEAKER_02: I love seeing the other countries that are smaller to make through, you know, it gives the other people a bit of a chance.
33:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I had a feeling you know the socceros would never get that very far.
33:50
SPEAKER_02: We're not that good, but hey, I'll get behind my country.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: All right.
33:52
SPEAKER_02: And dedication, I knew someone that got to the sun south bank at three o'clock in the morning Saturday, and it was standing room only.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that's commitment, okay?
34:01
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, look, I'm not getting up at that early.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: All right.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: Fuck that.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: But hey, hey, I love this.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: I love people that support our country, okay?
34:08
SPEAKER_02: And that's the main thing.
34:09
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, FIFA World Cup, never watch it again.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: Um, never watch it again.
34:13
SPEAKER_02: I've never seen it, but in four years' time, I'll watch it again.
34:15
SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude, four years' time I'm watching it from starting to finish, man.
34:18
SPEAKER_02: But let's let's agree.
34:20
SPEAKER_02: Um, it's soccer.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: It's soccer, it's not my type of sport, but yeah, it's not, it's yeah, but and also I don't care when you're it's a football.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: No, no, AFL's football over here.
34:29
SPEAKER_02: You've got to call it by what we call it in where you are, okay?
34:31
SPEAKER_02: It's soccer.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: I know FIFA stands for football, but so is this AFL Shame Football League.
34:35
SPEAKER_02: So it's our soccer to us.
34:37
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, fuck you all.
34:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't care what you say.
34:39
SPEAKER_02: Uh now let's get into it, mate.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh, next yay or nay.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: Um fighting in front of your partner.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, do it all the time.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, I do it too.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: Kate and I both do it, okay?
34:49
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, I'm I'm I think when you get to I think when you're early in the stage, I think it's a bit, you know, different if you're early in a relationship.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: You know, you maybe won't be tooting off next to your two-week into your relationship.
34:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, that's brave as fuck.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: That's brave.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't think she would be appreciated that.
35:03
SPEAKER_02: But when you've been dating for like maybe over a year and a bit, you know, you you and especially if you live with each other, you're bound to have some, you know.
35:11
SPEAKER_02: And sometimes I find it hilarious.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I've I rem I fucking find it hysterical.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: It's like it's so funny.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so what do you recommend VRCon was?
35:21
SPEAKER_01: Yes, dude, majorly yes.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: 83% voted yay, 17% voted nay.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: Dude, like for chicks that don't believe that they like fart in front of their partner, trust me, we fucking know.
35:33
SPEAKER_01: Like we you smell it, you know, we're not that stupid.
35:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like you know what I mean.
35:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, and I don't I don't think you should be more embarrassed if it is because it's normal day things.
35:41
SPEAKER_02: It's like when people like, oh I'm don't you know, when you gotta take a crap, yeah.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: Okay, whoop de doo, we all gotta take a shit.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's not the end of the world.
35:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:48
SPEAKER_02: But what I would find is interesting is like I can't like like what about men who don't do it in front of their partner?
35:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: Look, I I don't know, like, you know, a you know, each to your own.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: But I feel like it's life, you know.
36:00
SPEAKER_02: Have a bit of fun, you know.
36:01
SPEAKER_01: It's you're gonna be doing it anyway.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: It's either it's gonna be more awkward if you haven't done it in front of your partner and then you accidentally let one rip.
36:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's gonna be the most awkward thing where if you're both just like you both fight it in front of each other in your life.
36:13
SPEAKER_02: When you accidentally one rip, it's just hilarious.
36:15
SPEAKER_02: But that moment where you haven't fought it in front of your partner and you accidentally let it rip, it's you know, it's a oh, we've opened that can of worms.
36:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
36:21
SPEAKER_01: It's like when you just accidentally, dude, and you look at them and they start laughing, you're like, Oh, sweet, we're in a cool.
36:26
SPEAKER_01: You know, but cool, you know.
36:27
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, it's not that bad.
36:28
SPEAKER_02: If she laughs, you know, bang, you know.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, you pop another one, you go, you that's you think that's the first and then you try to pop another one, just butt starts coming out, and then you you pop one and you think and you trying for another one, you think, oh actually, we might we might have to stop here because that one, if I carried on through that one, yeah, it'd be a rush to the toilet situation.
36:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I I thought that was a good yeah and no, and uh another one where people got involved in, so yeah.
36:52
SPEAKER_01: No, it's a good one, like yeah.
36:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna expose myself too much with this, but yeah, I definitely do do it, you know what I mean?
37:02
SPEAKER_02: Like, but like uh not girldy with it.
37:04
SPEAKER_02: No, you got no respectfully, of course.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: Do it respectfully, but um 100% do it respectfully, but that's what I yeah, so uh mate.
37:12
SPEAKER_02: Now, do you have anything else to bring to the table?
37:14
SPEAKER_01: No, that was just about it, man.
37:15
SPEAKER_01: Just that fucking tafe ran a like it's just been I've been fucking horrible with shit.
37:21
SPEAKER_02: Have you been going to the gym?
37:23
SPEAKER_01: No, I have not.
37:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, Brian Mike.
37:25
SPEAKER_01: But you get like hold on a minute.
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Nammy, Namie hurt her hand.
37:29
SPEAKER_01: So she hasn't been able to go to the gym.
37:31
SPEAKER_01: And usually we go to the gym together because I spend like like to spend time with her, because obviously when I go to work I don't see her.
37:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:38
SPEAKER_01: So I as well um when she hurt her hand, um, we thought she was gonna have like carpal tunnel because like it was really bad.
37:45
SPEAKER_01: So I was like, you know, I I won't go to the gym or whatnot.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: I'll just stick around with you because you'll obviously need a hand with things.
37:51
SPEAKER_01: So I stayed at home until like she's obviously started getting better.
37:55
SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, we were literally just talking about um thinking about going on Thursday and starting back from there.
38:02
SPEAKER_01: Because I was like, I'd rather I do I do want to go to gym, but like I I barely see my partner as it is like on an afternoon, like I only see her for like two or three hours and I'm gone asleep.
38:13
SPEAKER_01: So like I'd rather have a nice dinner, relax with her, binge watch something, and yeah, like it's fair enough.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: It's been good, it's been good lately though, you know what I mean?
38:22
SPEAKER_01: Like, um, yeah, like yeah.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: How is the household going?
38:25
SPEAKER_02: How's the how's Zimba going?
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Or Simba's going?
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Simba's doing all right.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: He's doing pretty good, yeah.
38:30
SPEAKER_02: I fucking I haven't talked about Simba in a while, so how is he going?
38:32
SPEAKER_02: The old sausage willy dog?
38:34
SPEAKER_02: The mutt, yeah.
38:35
SPEAKER_02: The mutt.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: He's doing alright.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: He's doing pretty good.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: Is the training getting better?
38:39
SPEAKER_01: Like is like when we when I had my parents over yesterday, he was pretty good.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: Usually he's barking fucking for ages.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: Nah, he was just little grunt, like little grunts here and there, and then he was all sweet.
38:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:51
SPEAKER_01: So and we also brought my little my little brother around so he could play with someone that's a little younger, see how he was.
38:56
SPEAKER_01: And he was pretty good.
38:57
SPEAKER_01: Pretty good.
38:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
38:59
SPEAKER_01: Like obviously when he chases someone, he likes to bark because that's what they used to do.
39:03
SPEAKER_01: Like, that's what they're meant to do.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: They're meant to bark and everything.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: So, like, you know.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: Good guard dog.
39:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely, definitely good guard.
39:10
SPEAKER_01: You just hear that little creaking that little side door, mate, and then ears perk up.
39:15
SPEAKER_01: He knows someone's someone's someone's own, but yeah, no, it's it's been good, man.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: It's been good.
39:20
SPEAKER_02: Now, this is a safe place because Naomi doesn't get to chime in on the podcast.
39:24
SPEAKER_02: Who do you reckon he loves more?
39:26
SPEAKER_01: Definitely Naomi.
39:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
39:27
SPEAKER_01: Dude, Naomi, when we first got him, Naomi had like, I think it was like a week and a bit off, and I went straight back to work.
39:34
SPEAKER_01: So Naomi had the the the week and a half of grace period of bonding with a dog.
39:39
SPEAKER_01: So it's a it's more of a of a mummy's dog than a daddy's dog, you know what I mean?
39:44
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, but when mum's not around, dad's a favorite, you know what I mean?
39:47
SPEAKER_01: Like he like, yeah, yeah.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: So it's pretty good though.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: I mean what about the sister?
39:51
SPEAKER_02: Does she have is she the any favourite?
39:53
SPEAKER_02: No, not really.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: No, not really, no.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Nah, when I'm not around and mum's not around, yeah, then Dakota can be the favorite.
40:01
SPEAKER_01: There's tiers, dude.
40:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, there's tiers of people.
40:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's tiers of people, and there's a list, and you can't get higher up on the list than you already put.
40:07
SPEAKER_02: Is her boyfriend even higher than her?
40:10
SPEAKER_02: That'd be hilarious.
40:11
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
40:11
SPEAKER_02: Ah, okay, fair enough.
40:12
SPEAKER_01: No way.
40:13
SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
40:13
SPEAKER_01: No, I'd think about that one a little bit.
40:15
SPEAKER_01: No.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: I can't I can't say, I can't say that.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: So it goes, Naomi, you then it'd be Naomi's parents.
40:24
SPEAKER_01: Naomi's parents, Naomi's sister, then my sister.
40:30
SPEAKER_01: And she lives there.
40:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely love it.
40:35
SPEAKER_02: That's that's top-tier stuff.
40:36
SPEAKER_02: Um, and yeah, so how's the family going, mate?
40:38
SPEAKER_02: You know, good.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, totally right.
40:41
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I fucking I almost knocked myself out the other day at work.
40:44
SPEAKER_02: Fucking is that what's on your forehead?
40:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
40:47
SPEAKER_02: I've been looking at that on the this whole time of this podcast.
40:50
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know what point of time should I bring it up, but I'm so glad you've just brought it up.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: You've got a cut on your forehead.
40:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so basically I was uh just uh justin brakes on a trailer, and I it was real fucking hard to adjust them off.
41:02
SPEAKER_01: And so you do that grunt, you're like, fuck.
41:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was, but I was laying down like this, yeah, and fucking I'm on the creeper and I'm just heaving on this thing, and then fucking boom, it comes off and I shit you're not.
41:13
SPEAKER_01: It was like some can't like with a crowbar just poof right on my forehead.
41:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
41:18
SPEAKER_01: And almost I felt like I knocked myself out, but obviously I wasn't knocked out.
41:21
SPEAKER_01: So I had my arms on the side of the on the sides of the wheels like this, like oh fuck.
41:26
SPEAKER_01: Like I can't, you know, shit.
41:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fucking, you know, there's all the three ways.
41:31
SPEAKER_01: All at once, and then I was like, oh fuck, I got the biggest headache now.
41:35
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh, you know, I'll get this trailer done first.
41:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm done finished adjusting the brakes and everything, and I check all the air leaks and yadda yadda yadda yeah, what you doing a service and then I um the boss comes out, he's like, Oh brain, I need you for a minute.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, yeah, right.
41:48
SPEAKER_01: Coming out.
41:49
SPEAKER_01: I come out on the creeper and he looks at me, he's like, What the fuck did you do?
41:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what do you mean?
41:54
SPEAKER_01: He's like, dude, you got blood all over your forehead and everything.
41:57
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh shit, fuck.
42:00
SPEAKER_01: And I got my phone now, I was like, holy shit.
42:03
SPEAKER_01: I I I racked myself with the ratchet.
42:05
SPEAKER_01: Like, I didn't realize.
42:06
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, Yeah, fuck, we'll come on, we'll clean it up.
42:09
SPEAKER_01: And then dude, it was a bitch, dude.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: Like I got I got a bit of my nose as well.
42:14
SPEAKER_01: And it was like an egg, man.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: It was so fucking like I remember like that reminded me when I was jackhammering up a floor once.
42:20
SPEAKER_02: And when when when a floor is really stuck well, when you jackhammer it up, the tiles come up in like little shards, yeah, and they come like they're like little shards of glass, they're sharp as fuck.
42:28
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
42:29
SPEAKER_02: So I'm there and I'm yeah, and I'm got in my eye safeties on, but I can feel them hitting my face.
42:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh shit.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I'm there and I'm like, you know, it's a hot day, so you're like, fuck, and I'm sweating.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: And I get my arm and I swipe the sweat off, and I look down and it's just red.
42:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, holy shit.
42:44
SPEAKER_02: I go into the um laundry where there was like, thank god there was a mirror there, and I looked down and it was all it's like, you know, when you like um when you get a razor cut and it just pisses out blood, my face all over my forehead was that because you wiped it, yeah, and then it was just blood everywhere, and I was like, holy shit.
42:58
SPEAKER_01: That's gotta be the worst.
43:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's not fun, and um, yeah, it stings a little bit, but like it's literally like these little cuts, and you're just yeah, and I thought it was sweat getting into my eyes.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: No, it was blood.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: That's why I'm like, yeah, sorry, but you know, that's what it is.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, um, another good podcast, another good one, you know what?
43:16
SPEAKER_02: So I'm curious about Juzzy.
43:18
SPEAKER_02: We um, you know, I'm very curious about that.
43:20
SPEAKER_02: About, you know, what girls are texting him and all that, or maybe boys, you know.
43:23
SPEAKER_02: Maybe maybe someone's done a fake account and taken the shit out of him.
43:26
SPEAKER_01: So it would be a little funny.
43:27
SPEAKER_02: Nah, guys, if you guys loved it having Juzzy on, we'll get other mates on the podcast.
43:31
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, let us know what we can talk about.
43:33
SPEAKER_02: Uh, let us know too about um sex on the beach, okay?
43:36
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: Or, you know, let us know if we should ask a question.
43:38
SPEAKER_02: Where's the weirdest place you've done the deed?
43:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I should just do that.
43:41
SPEAKER_01: Maybe you just do it.
43:42
SPEAKER_01: Ball's deed.
43:43
SPEAKER_02: Balls do it.
43:43
SPEAKER_02: I always get a bit rowy doing it because I'm like, oh, do people really want me to like, do they really want to talk about it?
43:48
SPEAKER_02: But you guys love it.
43:48
SPEAKER_01: They talk about it anyway.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, you it's a safe place here.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna stay anonymous.
43:52
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna I still want to hear about this guy that found that bra on the fucking at the front of this house.
43:58
SPEAKER_02: Yes, what happened to that guy?
43:59
SPEAKER_01: He disappeared.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: He disappeared.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: If you're listening to this, if you don't know what we're talking about, we had a guy text in talking about how he his neighbor across the road is really good looking, but he said one day he went out on his clothesline and he said he just saw a bra just lying on the floor and she came over and was like, Hey, I think you know my bra must have flew over on your thing, and sure, sure.
44:18
SPEAKER_02: And we just haven't heard anything else.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, did you get with the girl?
44:21
SPEAKER_02: You know, did you try Lise?
44:23
SPEAKER_02: Like, what's going on?
44:24
SPEAKER_02: Text us back.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: Like, if you are listening, please.
44:27
SPEAKER_02: We need an update story.
44:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I hate when people don't give us updates.
44:30
SPEAKER_02: Like, just give us an update.
44:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, please, yeah.
44:32
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
44:33
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, mate, what's for dinner tonight?
44:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna do snags and chips, man.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh speaking of sausages, snags and there you go.
44:39
SPEAKER_02: Yep, yep.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: Egg goes well with sausages.
44:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I've got those egg rings, I'll just put them on the barbecue.
44:44
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, you know, they're a good idea because it keeps it cleaner.
44:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it does.
44:47
SPEAKER_01: It keeps it a lot cleaner, it doesn't go everywhere, it does the job.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: And like they're fucking awesome.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: They are great and like more space in the barbecue.
44:55
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
44:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because the egg, when you crack an egg, it just goes everywhere.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: It's fucking good.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: And then, God forbid, if you crack it near the hole and then the whole egg that goes down the hole, and you're like, no! Now I've got to clean that shit up.
45:06
SPEAKER_02: Or what's even worse when you're trying to crack an egg and you're like trying to make it nice, and then the yolk broke, you're like, fuck.
45:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
45:13
SPEAKER_01: One job.
45:13
SPEAKER_01: The only times I've done that like is unreal.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: Like, when I've got like the circle things, I crack it, and then shell gets in.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh, this is gonna be cut to get out.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I've found?
45:22
SPEAKER_02: A life hack, and I don't know if it's a life hack I've just found out, or if this is a normal thing everyone goes.
45:26
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm gonna sound like a real dickhead if this is what everyone else does.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: I get the actual shell and I scoop out the shell from the egg.
45:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
45:34
SPEAKER_02: Like is a lot of my am I an idiot or don't.
45:37
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
45:37
SPEAKER_01: I feel like people do that, but like I've always just done it with a spoon, but like it works too.
45:43
SPEAKER_02: Trying to do it with your finger, you're just never on possible.
45:45
SPEAKER_02: It's like when you get a magnet and an on the on the opposite end of a magnet and you can't like get it to touch.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: That's what it's like trying to get your fingers to get the fucking shell out.
45:52
SPEAKER_02: It just does not work.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: That's exactly how it feels.
45:55
SPEAKER_00: It's exactly how it fucking shit is.
45:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm on my case tonight.
45:59
SPEAKER_02: Um, house to ourselves.
46:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, roast potatoes, broccolini, mushroom and gravy.
46:03
SPEAKER_02: So keen for that.
46:05
SPEAKER_02: Uh good old uh rare to medium where I like my steak.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: She knows how I like my steak.
46:09
SPEAKER_02: I like to have a bit of blood still.
46:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll like a bit of blood pouring out.
46:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
46:13
SPEAKER_02: I definitely want to, I'd rather more rare than overcooked, that's for sure.
46:16
SPEAKER_02: That yeah, I'd 100%.
46:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:18
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, uh, mate, you have a good one.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: We'll catch you guys in the next one.
46:21
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46:22
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46:24
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46:27
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46:29
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46:30
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46:30
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