80HD: Tales from The Sidequest 002

80HD: Tales from the Sidequest · Aug 18, 2026 · 25m

1.2x run speed, Big Dawg sleep deprivation, Barber Surgeons and the first dead President.

If you're not familiar with the first of these Sidequests then this next paragraph is going to be a doozy!

I’d like to take a moment to make a quick correction:

George Washington did not have wooden teeth, it seems his dentures were often made of everything BUT wood. Up to and including hippo ivory, brass, gold, his own removed teeth and - if rumours are correct - the ‘Donated teeth’ of his own slaves.

The teeth brown very quickly without proper care and would look like wood which is probably a better…