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Spooky Season · Dos Amigos

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Freddy Rodriguez. And I'm Wilmer Valderrama. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Dos Amigos podcast. Did you forget what this
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  Speaker 1: podcast name was?
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  Speaker 2: No, I was trying to do it like staccato. You
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  Speaker 2: had a little brain blip where you looked over there
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  Speaker 2: and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, where am I? You literally looked at Leo like,
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  Speaker 1: where am I right now? Wait, wait, what's this called?
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  Speaker 2: So this is episode 672.
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  Speaker 1: Is this the Halloween episode? This is the Halloween episode.
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  Speaker 1: And you know why we're doing one? What? Because our
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  Speaker 1: sponsors love it. They love the Halloween episode? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They love it. Leo, which one are some of our sponsors?
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  Speaker 1: Current sponsors. You couldn't even tell us?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to butcher it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, insert sponsor here.
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  Speaker 2: Wilmer, have you ever decorated your house for Halloween?
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  Speaker 1: Like the outside? Yeah, yeah. And also, Amanda is very
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  Speaker 1: good at... Staying current with all the holidays. Even on
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  Speaker 1: the small holidays, like it's like flag day, she'll put
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  Speaker 1: the flags up everywhere. Oh, cool, man.
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  Speaker 2: She's very good and the kids love it. And it's
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  Speaker 2: really sweet too that she remembers that. Halloween is my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: There's so much about Halloween and Dia de los Muertos
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  Speaker 2: that I think is so fun.
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  Speaker 1: Like it reminds... Humanity.
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  Speaker 2: I wanna say it reminds the United States really, because
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  Speaker 2: it's only here really. Like everybody else in the world
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  Speaker 2: has seen movies about the Halloween traditions in the United States.
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  Speaker 2: They don't really celebrate Halloween. Like in Venezuela, we do carnival, right?
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  Speaker 2: We don't do Halloween. Carnival, like in Venezuela?
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  Speaker 1: Carnival, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: February 2 is carnival, and we basically, everybody dresses in carnival,
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  Speaker 2: you know, stuff, and then there's like parades.
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  Speaker 1: Like Brazil? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we don't have Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have like, you know, we don't like trick-or-treat.
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  Speaker 1: It's not safe.
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  Speaker 2: So when was the first time? When you were a
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  Speaker 2: kid and you saw that as being part of American culture.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the movies first. Yeah, yeah. And then you
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  Speaker 1: come out here and you're like, oh, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: knock on our door? Yeah. And they're going to say
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  Speaker 1: trick or treat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, oh, we
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  Speaker 1: got to get candy? Right.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it got very exciting for us. And then I
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  Speaker 2: just bought all the way. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. What was your first Halloween experience here?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember? It was back in 1994. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember being in this little neighborhood in Van Nuys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And just seeing the little packs of kids, you know,
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  Speaker 2: going from house to house. And were you like, that's
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  Speaker 2: what I saw in the movies when I was a kid?
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  Speaker 1: A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. Except, like, I didn't recognize
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  Speaker 1: half the costumes, right? Because they were doing stuff that
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  Speaker 1: I was not in America for, right? Like, the trendable stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I love Halloween. I love the energy of Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: I love how fun it is for kids, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but it also reminds us to stay young, right?
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  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, we all dress up too. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we kind of commit. Do you like Halloween?
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  Speaker 1: I do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I used to love it.
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  Speaker 2: But in Chicago, Halloween was different. You know, we would,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we, we trick or treat and all that,
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  Speaker 2: but it's, it's so ghetto, man. We, You know, we
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  Speaker 2: go like bombing and like we would.
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  Speaker 1: Get like, we call it bombing.
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  Speaker 2: We'd get like eggs and then it'd be like this
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  Speaker 2: group from this block would go against that group from
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  Speaker 2: that block. And it's a whole system behind it. We would, like,
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  Speaker 2: bury the eggs for, like, a month so that they
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  Speaker 2: would stink.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And then, like, go to that kid, bro. No,
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  Speaker 1: that neighborhood. Yeah, neighborhoods would go to that neighborhood. But
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  Speaker 1: were you that kid? Yeah, of course you joined in. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You either joined in or you, you know. I love
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  Speaker 2: that you look to me and you go, what, are
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  Speaker 2: you an idiot? Of course they threw eggs at houses.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Shady cream, like, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Man, we were bad kids back then, you know. So
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  Speaker 2: we would do all that stuff. So it wasn't just
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  Speaker 2: like trick-or-treating and all that, but it became that once
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  Speaker 2: I had kids, and so it became very much, we
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  Speaker 2: had this tradition in our house where the kids would
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  Speaker 2: go trick-or-treating, and then they would come home, and we
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  Speaker 2: would put on the great pumpkin Charlie Brown every single year,
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  Speaker 2: and they would spill all their candy on the floor,
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  Speaker 2: and they would eat candy while watching- You know, stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that. But now your kids are getting to that age,
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  Speaker 2: so you'll have Halloween traditions as well.
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  Speaker 1: Nakano loves Halloween. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Her and Amanda have a different costume every day that week.
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  Speaker 2: He goes to school with a different costume every day.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of absolutely loves it, loves it. What was
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  Speaker 2: your favorite costume growing up? You remember anything? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: remember I dressed as one of the baseball furies in Warriors.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that? Yes. You would split his face. Of course.
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  Speaker 1: One baseball band, the Suspenders. Yeah. Yeah, I was a
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  Speaker 1: baseball fury.
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  Speaker 2: Even to this day, that's like my default costume. costume
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  Speaker 2: if I'm going somewhere, because it's so easy. You put
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  Speaker 2: on a baseball jersey and.
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  Speaker 1: You paint your face. Warriors, come out and play.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because that movie was so prominent
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  Speaker 2: in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: What about you? What was your go-to? Zorro. Zorro. How apropos? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love Zorro for many, many reasons, but in Venezuela,
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  Speaker 2: almost everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: One out of three kids was Zorro too. Oh really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: Zorro was like, Zorro, Batman, Superman, everybody was those two characters.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys, you know, when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 2: what was big was like, they had these like little cheap,
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  Speaker 2: like you would get like a box and then this
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  Speaker 2: box would be like the, whatever, the costume. And then
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  Speaker 2: it was just like a plastic mask with some like
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  Speaker 2: holes for the eyes. You said they didn't even have
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  Speaker 2: that in Venezuela, but that was very, very big here
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  Speaker 2: in the States. I just saw a documentary on the
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  Speaker 2: company that made those masks. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They hit it big, like the company that launched the
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  Speaker 2: Pet Rock? I don't know, but those particular masks and
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  Speaker 2: those costumes were so a part of American culture from
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  Speaker 2: the 70s and 80s.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about, Leo, man? Those masks.
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  Speaker 2: Those masks from the 70s and 80s and 90s, you
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  Speaker 2: would just do these plastic Halloween masks.
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  Speaker 1: They would come with the whole ass. Anyway. Wait, plastic
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  Speaker 1: Halloween masks? They were very realistic? Yeah. There were monsters,
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  Speaker 1: there were werewolves. Yeah, so if you were Superman, it'd
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  Speaker 1: be half of your face. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 1: just the string that would hold it back here. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it was like a thing. Like every year you
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  Speaker 1: went and you got what you were going to be.
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  Speaker 1: That's so fucking cool.
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  Speaker 2: Like a storm trooper, like a- That's very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars. I know what you're saying. That was big.
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  Speaker 2: I used to go to the Halloween stores and try
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  Speaker 2: to get like the monster masks, the ones that just
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  Speaker 2: go completely over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it was either a skull or a werewolf
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. And I liked to play the fake decoration monster. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I would stand in front of the front door
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  Speaker 1: like this. Yeah. Yeah. and then all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: you want candy and all of a sudden you see
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  Speaker 1: an accent you want candy you want candy he's a
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  Speaker 1: foreign you.
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  Speaker 2: Want candy it's a lobo it's a lobo it's not
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  Speaker 2: a werewolf it's a lobo but I like that one
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  Speaker 2: a lot yeah yeah well man I remember as a
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  Speaker 2: kid I used to you know like the we would
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  Speaker 2: have these like plastic pumpkins that you would just stuff
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  Speaker 2: with candy and Now I see kids with like a
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  Speaker 2: pillow sheet, a pillowcase, and they just fill that up.
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  Speaker 1: But as a kid, the pumpkin was a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it still is a big deal, but the
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  Speaker 1: smart kids bring the pillowcase. Yeah, yeah. So you can
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  Speaker 1: load that thing up. You know what we do at
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  Speaker 1: the house?
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  Speaker 2: We're the house that gives away actual candy bars, you know?
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  Speaker 1: We go to Costco, we stock up. What was it,
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  Speaker 1: like Kit Kat bars? Yeah. We get full blown. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Kit Kat was my favorite I want to get. What
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  Speaker 1: about you? Yeah, yeah. I was more into like... Tootsie Roll?
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  Speaker 1: Tootsie Roll? No, it was like the candy where I
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  Speaker 1: raid your office. Like, you know, that kind of... Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the kind of sour... Yeah, I love anything like... Sour Patches, Airheads. Skittles, Lemonheads. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, of course. I could tear up some Lemonheads
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever... Let me see. Do you watch scary
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  Speaker 2: movies for Halloween? It's like, oh, it's Halloween week. Let's
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  Speaker 2: have a scary movie, me and you.
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  Speaker 1: Mi amor. I mean, not really.
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  Speaker 2: As a kid, you know, as a group, even when
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  Speaker 2: my kids were little, it was more like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they would watch like cartoons, like the Charlie Brown and
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But as they got older, like scary movies wasn't really. No,
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  Speaker 1: not maybe for Christmas. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's different. We
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  Speaker 1: watch that every year. Yeah. And I kind of watches
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  Speaker 1: it every week. She's obsessed with that movie. So good.
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  Speaker 1: So loves it. Have you done the live to picture experience?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: They do a live orchestra and. Danny Elfman comes out
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  Speaker 1: and he does all the songs to the picture. Wow, really?
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl. Oh, yes. Even in Anaheim, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: Anaheim too. Yeah. Have you been to it? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How is it live? It's great. It's really magical. It's
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  Speaker 1: really great. See all the artists come out and do
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  Speaker 1: the songs. Yeah, shout out to Danny. It's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: So are you a scary movie guy? Do you like
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  Speaker 1: scary movies? No, not necessarily, man. Do you don't get
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  Speaker 1: scared easily? I just don't. We make the soup, so
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: we don't drink it. Yeah. I enjoyed Obsession. I just
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: saw that. I thought it was wonderful, that movie.
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  Speaker 2: Did it scare you? Or did it disturb you? Because
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  Speaker 2: that's a different type of movie, right? No, I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was just really well executed, and I appreciated the
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  Speaker 2: execution of the story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness, yeah. But that director, too. I thought
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  Speaker 1: the execution was just superb on that movie. or weapons or,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I like stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's really like saying something and, and has, like this,
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  Speaker 2: like really intricate story behind it. I'm not, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: too into the sort of the gratuitous violence.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not dissing it, you know, but I'm just
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  Speaker 2: saying for me, I'm not, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: You like scary stuff?
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  Speaker 2: I can appreciate really good scary movies. Like, I love
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  Speaker 2: the Insidious series. I love the Conjuring series also. I
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  Speaker 2: started with my love for The Ring.
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  Speaker 1: The Ring. You know? When we were kids. The Grudge. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger movies. Chainsaw Massacre. Freddy. Freddy, yeah. Jason. Jason Halloween, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy that those two names just got such
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  Speaker 2: bad rep after those guys became serial killers?
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  Speaker 1: I know, right? Yeah, it's like, how do you name
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  Speaker 1: your kid? How do you name your kid Freddy? After that.
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  Speaker 1: How do you name your kid Freddy? You got me.
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  Speaker 2: You got me. So is there a movie that really
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  Speaker 2: scared you? For me, it was Freddy Krueger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? That screwed me up when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 2: It was like the bed swallowing up the- Well, it
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  Speaker 2: was just the fact that I didn't want to go
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  Speaker 2: to sleep because that's where he could get me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the same thing as Jaws. You don't want
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  Speaker 2: to get in the water because that's where the shark
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  Speaker 2: can get you. You have no control after you fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, man, I remember as a kid, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like I have two older brothers who are a lot
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  Speaker 2: older than me. And so, like, you grow up in
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: a one TV household, so you're sort of forced to
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  Speaker 2: see what your brothers are watching. And, you know, there
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  Speaker 2: was no like, oh, he's too young. You're just watching
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  Speaker 2: what's on, you know. And I remember them having on
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: The Exorcist one time And I never, I mean, try
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  Speaker 2: watching that when you're like eight, you know, whatever, six,
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  Speaker 2: seven years old. You're watching now, you're like, oh, funny.
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  Speaker 2: Like the visual effects are not like fantastic. It just
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  Speaker 2: scared me so much as a kid. Like I never
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  Speaker 2: even revisited that film. And William Friedkin too, right?
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  Speaker 1: Great director and all that.
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  Speaker 2: But man, and maybe it was that experience watching that
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  Speaker 2: as a kid that I kind of shied away from
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  Speaker 2: horror movies, you know?
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  Speaker 1: But wait, we have someone here. Brooklyn's in the house.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Brooklyn? Who is not a fan of horror movies.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Brooklyn? What's up, Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 2: And I want to know what your beef is with
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  Speaker 2: horror movies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, my beef is, I think, the thing that people like,
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  Speaker 1: which is the jump scare. I'm not trying to jump
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  Speaker 1: scare my seat. I don't want to do that. Right.
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  Speaker 1: But I get that people love it. What movie did
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  Speaker 1: that for you and you said, yeah, that's not me?
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  Speaker 1: I would say the last one that did that for
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  Speaker 1: me was Sinners, which I loved. It was an amazing movie.
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  Speaker 1: Sinners was a jump scare movie for you? It was
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  Speaker 1: a jump scare movie for those of us afflicted. Is
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  Speaker 1: it because Michael B. Jordan was so off-putting? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: handsome man. He was so awesome. That's a jump scare
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  Speaker 1: if I know one.
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  Speaker 3: But no, I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Would you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Serious was incredible. I thought it was so... I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was fine, right? Yeah. But can you do the, like,
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  Speaker 1: stomach turning?
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  Speaker 2: So Insidious and Conjuring, like, all these movies are crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Jump scare movies. That's more like paranormal, right? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: like the demon world and all that, but it's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the scares are crazy, right?
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  Speaker 2: But that's the type of stuff you like more, like,
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  Speaker 2: paranormal stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I believe in ghosts and
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  Speaker 1: all that. Do you believe in ghosts? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I believe it. Is it because you never experienced
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  Speaker 1: anything weird? Maybe, yeah. Maybe that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe because my own spiritual beliefs don't really lend itself
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  Speaker 2: to ghosts and stuff. I don't have an opinion one
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  Speaker 2: way or another.
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  Speaker 1: What about you? Have you had any paranormal experiences like that? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I have.
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  Speaker 3: Do tell.
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  Speaker 1: Do tell. I believe I was eight years old. I
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: was eight years old. My parents always left me alone
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  Speaker 1: in the house. It took about two or three hours.
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  Speaker 1: They said they were going to the store, and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it would take six hours. And then shortly, my other
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  Speaker 1: friend would show up. At first, I thought he was
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: another kid. Imaginary friend. Turned out to be my imaginary friend. Look,
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is that I messed up, man. My
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: imaginary friend messed me up. Well, it's hard to say
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  Speaker 1: because have I technically seen a ghost? Yeah. No. Do
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  Speaker 1: I have respect for the fact that I'll put it
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  Speaker 1: like this.
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  Speaker 2: I have avoided Anything that might expose me to something
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  Speaker 2: I may not understand from the beyond.
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  Speaker 1: Like you've avoided.
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  Speaker 2: Meaning like people like, we're going to go into this
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  Speaker 2: house when I was young.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to go into this house because he's haunted. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool. Like I'm sure it is. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And like you guys are like waiting to hear the voice,
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  Speaker 2: waiting to hear like it's something move.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't need to see anything move or anything, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So I've always kind of avoided it. So like haunted
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  Speaker 1: houses you're not a fan of? Like going to like
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  Speaker 1: a real haunted house? No, no. Like, you know, like
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: every Halloween they're like, ooh, there's a haunted house. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I love those. I love those because I can punch
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: it and it will actually hurt it.
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  Speaker 2: Like Universal has something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I love Halloween Horror Nights. I love Not Scary Farm.
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  Speaker 2: Huge fanatic of Universal Studios does one of the best Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, experiences with the iconic characters that you watch
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  Speaker 2: in movies and TV. So that's always fun, the way
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  Speaker 2: they cinematically make it come to life. I actually had
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: the privilege to bring in Robert to Halloween Horror Nights.
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  Speaker 1: You took Robert?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I took him because I partnered up with Universal
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  Speaker 2: to design the From Dusk Till Dawn maze. So we
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: had a Halloween Horror Night from Dusk to Dawn Maze
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: from the master of the mazes, partnered up with, you know,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: they had my character, they had the Gecko Brothers and
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And we were an actual Halloween Horror
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Night maze. And it was just like, just amazing to
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: understand the science of like, you walk over here, you
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: misdirect them and.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You scare them to the right, right? You move them
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: to the left, and you're moving to the right, you
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: scare them from the left, right?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, and this is from a real haunted house designer?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: A guy who does, a person who designs? Who does
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: the haunted house experiences.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. But he's like the mastermind of Halloween Horror Night,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: you know, maces. They call it maces.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: So it was a Halloween Horror Night mace themed after
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: From Dusk Till Dawn.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Very cool. It was very cool. So I'm a huge
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: fan of that stuff. Was somebody playing you? Yeah. Yeah, really?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: They're jumping out? It was very cool. Yeah, yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's weird because even when they tried to
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: scare me, they also had an accent.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: They made sure to hire somebody. Hey, Abu. I was like, oh, wow.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: That sounds like me. That sounds like me. Yeah, yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: But I love that. I also love... I mean, I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: kind of, but I'm not the dude that's like, oh, man,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: the next, you know, gory. I don't do the gory stuff. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, the gratuitous stuff, yeah. I mean, hey, man.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Did you like the Sixth Sense? Oh, yeah. Yeah, see,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I love stuff like that that's more, like, psychological. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Sixth Sense. What about Signs? I love Signs. Signs is crazy.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: All that early M. Night stuff. Did you jump scare...
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: At the screen.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember with the TV screen, the cameras, the TV screen,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: and they're like, you know, Joaquin Phoenix's character freezes.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the camera moves to the TV screen
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: and sees the reflection of the alien holding the kid. Yeah, totally, man.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: That was crazy. I love that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: That, you know, we were just talking about Sinners. I
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: thought Sinners was... wonderful and deserved every ounce of praise.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I thought that was wonderful. Also groundbreaking for a movie
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: of that genre to make it to the Oscars that way.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I just have such great respect.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: You know, that's the thing is like whether I'm a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: fan or not, I just have such great respect for
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: that genre. It's the only genre that continuously delivers at
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: the box office, right?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: And people freaking show up. Yeah. And it becomes so
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: much more sophisticated too, right?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: And do you think that it's also a movie that
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: you want to share with a friend? And I think
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: that's where the numbers are good. Oh, to be scared
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: with a friend, you mean?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. Like you don't ever go by yourself
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to watch a scary movie.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure some people do, but for the
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: most part, the reason why they do so well is
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: because people go in groups.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Right, right. Kind of like Pixar movies and Disney movies.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: People go together to watch those. Oh, yeah, yeah. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I never thought about that. But Leo, you have a
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: very strong opinion about sinners, don't you? No comment.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You see? You see? You don't like it, Leo? What's your... Honestly,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: no comment.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: I've been in very heated debates.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Very heated? From my opinion.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a very well-done movie.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I'll leave it at that. Right. Oh, interesante. Do you think...
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to push it to give us more,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: but do you think it has something to do with
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: how heavily influenced it was by a certain other movie?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: That is very much.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Still don't.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: That is very much part of it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, I never thought of that. Did it twist her? Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: yeah oh i see it yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You start seeing the key of events like it's a
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: pretty interesting i mean look i will say sinners took
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: it to a whole different level right right but at
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: the same time so did dusk dusk was a bank
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: robber movie The first quarter of the movie is a
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: bankrupt movie.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: The best bankrupt movie of all time. Right. And then
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: they enter the Titty Twister bar. Right. And then it
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: turns into a vampire horror movie that's like R-rated. Right.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: But at the top, you know, it's like, if you
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: just did the movie on George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: robbing bags and being chased by the Rangers, sick.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Right. Great movie already. Great fucking movie. And then all
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: of a sudden it turns into a horror movie. So
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: there was levels to Dusk.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But now, like, is the world melting for you when
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: it comes to Sinners and From Dusk Till Dawn's comparisons?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I just, man, I didn't, I must be living under
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: a rock. I just never, I never put that together.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah. I still thought it
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: was pretty well done. I don't disagree. I think the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: movie was very well done for sure. Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: But look, every generation is supposed to have their own
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: version of From Dusk Till Dawn. I don't think that
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: kids nowadays are excited to watch From Dusk Till Dawn, right?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Right. I wish they would because- Was it like 20
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: years ago, that film? Dusk? Oof, more. Wow, is it 30?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: 30 plus. Early 90s. I think it was 93? It
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: was like- 96. Oh, man. Yeah, 30 years. Oh, my God. Wait,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Quentin rolled that, right? Yeah, Quentin. And Robert directed it, right?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And Robert directed it, yeah. Robert directed it, yeah, yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Salma Hayek, she was so scary in it. Yeah, she
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: was terrific. She was very scary in it. Very scary, yes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Every young man really was terrified by Salma Hayek in
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that movie. Yep, that's what I hear. Yeah, Salma Hayek
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: was very scary. She's a sweetheart. I mean, she's the best, dude. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: she is. It doesn't get bigger than her. Who else?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: In that genre? In the rush more of.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Latina actresses that pop culturally have defined a.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Generation. Horror or a generation? Generation, period. Oh, yeah. What's
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the rush more? I would say Salma Hayek. Yeah. I
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: would toss at you... Rossi Perez. Mm-hmm. Indeed. Right? Who else? Jennifer, obviously.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Jennifer who? Lopez. Oh, sure. She can hang. Jennifer can hang.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: And the Rushmore? Yeah. Yeah. I think she's good. Sandra Bullock.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: She has dark hair, right? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Although
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock deserves her own Rushmore, you know, mountain.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I just saw her recently and Practical Magic 2. Oh,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you saw that? I saw it. You went to the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: theaters for that? Yeah, because... That's nice. Cholo's in it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And he... I've known him since he was little. Oh, Cholo, yeah, yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Did you go to the screening? Yeah, I did, yeah. Oh,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah, I wasn't invited. Yeah. And I believe
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: in magic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I believe in ghosts.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Not you. Yeah. I don't know what you went to
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: the movie, but. No, no. I've known him since he
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: was in diapers.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: So that's, I know his mom really well.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice. Yeah. I like him a lot. He's
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: so sweet. Oh, yeah. He's a sweet kid. You're killing it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He is hosting. He's going to be on, on, whenever
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: it's a social club for a couple months. The live?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: The Broadway play. He just announced he's going to do
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: his thing on it. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Tell you
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a fun fact. I was asked to do one. I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: couldn't make it. Dude, it's really. But I really. You
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: mean the live version that's coming here? No, no. The
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: New York Broadway play is doing a thing where a
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: few actors, Latino actors are going to come in and
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: do short runs with the actual cast. Wow, that's so cool.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I saw it. Have you seen it? Yes. It's so
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: well done. I was privileged, man, to be at the opening. Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Very excited to be there with Luis and Lin-Manuel and
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Adriana Bedoz. And I was invited by a great friend
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: of mine, Barbara Broccoli, who was instrumental in helping putting
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: that together with Lin and his father and John Leguizamo
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: and everybody. And she told me for months, I can't
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: wait for you to see it. It's going to be amazing.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And I went there and I was so emotional.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I was so emotional to see the purity of that
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: sound in a Broadway theater was, oh my God.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I saw it on my anniversary. And very scary.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: A lot of jumps on that one. A lot of jumps.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: A lot of jumps. Every time the mambo would kick in.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Wait, so Practical Magic, did you love it so much?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: It was, I mean, Sandra was the cast, Sandra and Nicole.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're just the best. Yeah. and still so
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: good and so on it. I don't think I'm the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: audience for it, but it was very well. No, no.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: It was very well executed for that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: It did super well, right? A lot of people were camping.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: They were excited to be there. They were wearing the
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: T-shirts and all that stuff. They were all very excited
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: to do that.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. There were people dressed as witches there. So cool.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: They were into it. They were into it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: It's nice, by the way, I know people have their
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: opinions about remakes and sequels after like 10, 15 years,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: but you know what, man? Sometimes these pop culture movies
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: that have paved the way for so many genres, when
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: they come back, it's just like, give us one more
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: run with the same actors.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Just play it back real one time, you know?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you disagree? No, I agree with
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you 100%. I don't see anything wrong with As long
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: as the execution, here's what I have a problem with, right?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I have a problem.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I think that sometimes in the past they've done sequels
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff, and the execution's not well done, right?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: And you can tell that the sequel is being done
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: as a money grab. But if they put some time
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and effort and some quality control in it and the
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: execution is correct, I'm all for it. And so when
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: you watch this movie, whether you're the audience or not,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: it's well done.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: And you walk away from there thinking it's well done.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: And then to see them on screen together again and
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: all that, then it brings a whole other nostalgic aspect
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, look, we haven't talked about our consideration
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: of the existence of Ghost versus, you know.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Will we have a problem?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: If you're in the bedroom and you're going to go
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: all the way to the kitchen to grab a glass
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: of water, do.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You turn the lights on or you go in pitch darkness?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Oh. I don't mind going through the dark if I
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: can see a little bit. Really? Do you turn it
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: on for other reasons? No, I'm okay because I believe
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: in God.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. That's a whole other... Two different levels. I
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: leave the light off because I believe in God. Right, right, right.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. That's heavy. Think about that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Let's break that down for a second.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: No, we will not be turning on the light.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Because I believe in God. I believe in God, baby.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the kitchen. I'll be right back. Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I will be right back. Yeah. And I will go
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to the kitchen. I will be right back. I will
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: be right back. I will be right back. Yeah. Because
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the hand of God guides me. That's right. Back to
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: my bedroom. Amen. And you know what I do when
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I get back to the bedroom? I look at my
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: wife and I said, honey. Amen. I'm back. I'm back.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: And then you sip that water. And then I'm like, wow,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm hydrated. I'm ready to go back to sleep. Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: So question. What? Are you okay with it? No. I'm
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: trying to lead us back into ghosts, but, you know,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's worth it. Yeah, sorry. Kind
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: of veered off there for a second.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Crazy question. Yeah. You're not sleeping. Okay. You go to
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the living room. If I'm not sleeping? Yes. Lights are off.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You sit on the couch. Do you feel funny about it? Yeah, no. No? Why?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: No particular reason. I'm just saying, hey, I'm up. Because
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you believe in God. Okay. No, just say okay. Just
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: say okay. Okay, so you're doing like, that's crazy. That's
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: awesome that you're like, oh, I don't need to turn
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: on a light. I know what I'm doing. When you go, okay,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: how about this? Middle of the night, you got to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: go pee.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Right. You go to... You got to go pee. You
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: got to go pee. Yeah. You go to the bathroom.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Do you turn the light on? Yeah. You do? Unless
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I can't. It's interesting. It's interesting. I don't want to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: pee all over the toilet. You don't believe? You don't believe?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: You don't have faith? You don't have faith? You don't
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: have faith? It's your lack of faith, man. You know?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb. I really hate that I asked that question,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: but I really needed to know. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, is
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: there something else you would like to prop me with or?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: No, I was just thinking there's some nights when I'm
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: working here late and I have to walk from the
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: office to my car and it's probably the most terrifying walk.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Really? Why is that? Why do you think it happened?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I think because of, uh, the owls you mentioned in
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: a previous episode, the coyotes may come down the hill.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, coyotes.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Also just like.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: It's so dark.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Do you really, you're really that self-centered that you think
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: the coyotes are going to come down?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And do something. But the coyotes don't attack humans.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: No, but just like it's very ominous and it's strangely quiet.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It's very dark. It's very dark.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Even though I know there's a lot of people around,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: like in different properties around, it still is very ominous
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: and dark and like something about that walk.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: What do you think is the worst thing that could happen?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I used to be afraid of the dark as a kid.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: So I think that's conjuring up maybe.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: But you said you used to. You're not anymore? So
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: you're in your house and you have to pee. And
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: you go to the bathroom. Leo's pee hat.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: My trick is sit down so you don't have to
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: blind yourself.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: So you don't have to aim. So you don't have
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: to aim. You just sit your ass down.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: That's very good.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: That's very good. But so, yeah, so do you get
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: freaked out? Like, what do you think is the worst
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: thing that could happen? Yeah. You see something that you
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: don't want to see?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: It's irrational. It's not, I don't think anything bad's going
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: to happen.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. Because owls don't attack, right? They don't attack.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: They do attack. They attack humans? I've heard of that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: You remember the ladder? I didn't know that. The ladder?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the show, The Ladder? The staircase. Oh, the staircase.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Remember the staircase? Yeah. Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Apparently an owl flew down and pushed her down. Then
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: he's like, was it the push or like? He had
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: claw marks or something?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Something like it flew in and hit her and she
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: was spooked by that.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: And that's what, you know, catalyzed her falling down the stairs.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It was an alternative theory. That's it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: But I didn't know they attack humans like that.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. What do you think they do?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: They poke your eye out? Yeah, look it up. What
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: kind of omen is that? If an owl pokes.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: What does it mean when an owl actually attacks your
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: head in the middle of the night?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: When an owl pokes your eye out. Not metaphorical, like
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: literal attack. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: It's very rare. I'm saying it's an irrational fear, okay, guys?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, but I want to... What's the omen?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, an omen of an owl attack?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know about an omen. It's a great
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: way to close the episode.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: They're protecting their territory, and they may mistake ponytails or
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: hats for prey.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Runners with bouncing ponytails or people wearing fuzzy hats are
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: sometimes mistaken for squirrels.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: But you're not a man bun kind of guy, so
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think you need to worry about it. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: You're not a man bun guy. If I was a dude.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Wearing a man bun, first of all, I'd be a
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: different person. But second, if I had a man bun,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I probably deserve an owl.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Thinking that my head was prey. You deserve an owl attack? Yeah,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I would probably deserve it. I'm sorry, let me clarify.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Nothing against man buns, because some guys can really pull
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: it off. But you just said you would deserve an
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: owl attack if you had an owl. I mean, you're
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: asking for it if you have a man bun, right?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Do you get snakes here? In your property? You know,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I don't... Maybe one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: a little tiny one, like up in the hill, but... Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: But by the way... Up in these hills, there's a
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: lot of rattlesnakes. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was going
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: to ask you.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I was hiking up at Fryman Canyon, and I swear, man,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: like on three different occasions, I saw a freaking rattlesnake
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: just cross the road. People stopped, and they like- With
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: your electric bike.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you heard him? 100%. Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I've ridden my bike and have had to stop because
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: a rattlesnake was- Was crossing the path?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: What is that omen? Let's look up. When a rattlesnake
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: crosses your... Yeah. I have video. Dude, you cannot tell me.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Do you think you ever had one?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Turn it around. What's that? So, on
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: social media, we're going to post this photo. Let's make
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: a note of this. Hey, who's that guy? On our
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: social media, in this clip, we're going to post this photo.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Why'd that come up? Well, because obviously, interview with a vampire.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: We're doing research, trying to see if you've ever had
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: a man bun.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: No, it was pretty long there. I think I was
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: doing Havoc at that time, so I let it grow. Bro,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you look gorgeous. I look like... You're Hottie Patootie. I
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: look like Chico and the Man. Hottie Patootie. Look at this.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Hottie Patootie. I look like I should have done like
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a 70s... Head and shoulders commercial. No, don't, don't, no commercial.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You are the, you are the leading character of an epic.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Of an epic head and shoulders campaign. You know, you
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: could have been also in The Last Samurai.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: You know, with Tom, Tom Cruise. Yeah, yeah, that was
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: kind of the inspiration behind that. But that, that, that
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: long hair is gorgeous. You know, what year was that?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Because if I'm correct, you did that hair around the
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: time where both Tom, Brad and Antonio Banderas had long
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: hair like that.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Probably. Was that early 90s?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: No, that was like mid-2000s, maybe.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. You were hanging on to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Because I had a ponytail in Havoc, I remember. And
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: they were like, you got to let your hair grow.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Was it Harsh Times, 2005?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, Harsh Times was around that time.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: But I let it grow for that movie, for Havoc.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Because I had that. My hair doesn't grow like that.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I just want you to understand that.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Is it like just kind of thicker and wavier? It's thicker,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: not wavier.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: It just like grows outward and then eventually starts ericistrata-ing back.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Ah, into the, yeah. Yeah. I don't remember seeing you
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: in a long hair before. Should we remake Chips? Or
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: do you think that's just like done? Dude, you'd be
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: incredible in Chips, man. Oh, thanks, man. I appreciate that.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: But do you think it's, like, done now? No, I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: don't think any of that stuff's ever done. I just think...
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: But how much time do we have to go by?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, it's been a while since that last one, right?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: When was that last one? It was, like, a decade ago,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: at least. No, probably seven years ago. No, no, that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: last one was way longer than that. Like, if you
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: had another take to it, you know, I think a sillier...
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't really recall the last one.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: You would do it? Would you do it? Well, you know,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: at one point, I was developing it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: So... You would have been perfect for that. Thank you, man.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. Let me think about that. Yeah, chips.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: In the future. Chips in the future. In an intergalactic
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: freeway from here to the moon. Punch. Punch. Okay, um...
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm glad that we... What was the omen
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: on the rattlesnake crossing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rattlesnake crosses
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: your path while you're on your e-bike. What does it mean? Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Especially the e-bike one. Like, how does that tie into
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the omen?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: And it was mad, too, this particular one when I
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: was on my bike.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: It was recoiled up?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like crossing, like kissing at me as.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It was crossing. Right here, right by your house, man.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Right on... The mahalan up there.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: It generally symbolizes an impending warning, a hidden threat, or
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: a call to pay attention to personal boundaries.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That's so dumb. Yeah, obviously all those things.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: If you see a rattlesnake crossing your road, obviously a warning.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Don't run it over, please.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: What would you say it would be?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: What would I say the omen would be? I don't know.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: That's a very tough one.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: To watch out as you're, you know, when you're hiking
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: up there. Sometimes I see people hike up there and
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: they're all in the bushes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah, or they bring their dogs. Like,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: that's so reckless. Yeah, I would never do that. I
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: kid you not, man.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: This time we were hiking up at Fryman and this big, fat, frickin'
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: rattlesnake just was crawling.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And this lady, this poor lady was on the other
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: side and she was like, I can't even look at it. What? Yeah,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: she was like, her face was white.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's a very scary, the presence. You're talking about,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: you're like probably 300 times its size.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: And it carries such an energy. A rattlesnake is like,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: it's just looking.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: At you like, I would ruin your life.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Just one simple nibble from me. I will ruin your life.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Elsie was hiking up in, she's not hiking. She just
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: kind of went for a, for a jog with a
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: friend over on Serenia, Serenia park, which isn't far from here.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: And she said that there was a mountain lion at
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: the top and it was watching everybody jog below.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: And it was like a dog waiting for a dog. Yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: We're looking at the doggies, little tiny dogs. That's why
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I asked you if you get any of the, any
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: of the, wildlife here yeah no we see packs of
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: coyotes we see raccoons we see possums we see squirrels
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: we see bunnies we see mice we see rats um No,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: no dudes in men buns. No. Do they ever attack
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: your dog? Because your dog kind of roams the property. No,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: because I think they don't want to attack anything in
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: their own size.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: That's kind of the rule of thumb. They always go
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: after something smaller than them. And my dog is like
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: 110 pounds. Yeah. It's still scary though. You know, it's like.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: But if like a coyote could probably overpower your dog, right? No.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: They could outrun it. Right. Yeah. Overpower? I don't know.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. Two of them could. Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: But my dog is a trained guard dog, so he
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: would bite. But it's just, if he's getting jumped into
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: the gang, like.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, you want to.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Hear something hilarious? The other day I was leaving your house,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: and I was going down your driveway, and your dog
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: was there, and he was taking a dump. And he
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: was just, and he was staring straight at me as
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I was leaving. So I was leaving your property and
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there goes Wilmer's dog. And I'm
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: looking at him and he just made eye contact with
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: me as I was leaving your property.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: What is that moment? And he was taking a dump.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Can you look up that omen, please? At the same time.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: What does that omen mean? What does that omen mean?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: When you're driving by a dog while he's pushing one
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: out and he's staring right into your soul, what does
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: it mean?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: What is that omen? Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: He was probably not happy that I was.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: He was telling you something. He was like, stop watching.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: He wasn't using words, but he wanted you to know something.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: What does that omen mean?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Well, thanks to AI, I have an answer. That intense,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: awkward eye contact from a dog mid-bathroom break is an
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: unforgettable experience. While it feels like they are staring directly
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: into your soul, it is actually a deeply wired survival instinct.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Here's why they look at you while they poop. Vulnerability,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: looking for a watchman, seeking approval. So instead of a
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: curse or omen, the stare is actually a sign of
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: ultimate vulnerability, an instinctual request for a lookout.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you approve? I guess.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I just found it hilarious that he- Did you approve
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: of his effort?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: He followed me all the way out of your property.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: That's so sweet that my dog has such a connection
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: That he felt not only safe, he actually wanted your approval.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And he was- He was like, is this all right?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Is this cool? And also, can you watch my back? Yeah, yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Can you watch my back? Well, on that note- He
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: brought me his toy today, too, which is a good sign.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I'm actually honored that you guys have that connection. Well,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: this is Wilmer Valderrama. Oh, yeah. Hey, this is Freddy Rodriguez.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening or watching Dos Amigos. Anywhere you
• 42:40
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• 42:43
  Speaker 1: for them, too.