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Episode 177: A Tale of 2 Kitties, A Mini-Towel, & Steve Austin for President. · Chucks Cantina

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Pause, but yes, I've been so busy like you're doing.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you what. God damn, I need
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: to get this Kamala down. I headed for a second.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, love of it, I think will
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: be in the cadence.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: Let me.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Let me try hold.
• 0:24
  Speaker 4: Today, we had a local grocery store in the heart
• 0:26
  Speaker 4: of America, Benson hers, I love this music.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: I used to work at McDonald's. Did you know I
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: used to work at McDonald's.
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: Here, let me show you how professional middle class I
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: was at McDonald's.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Patrick asked me a question, Ask me a question about
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: you McDonald's.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: You know, Hi?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Can I help you? My name's Kamala.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: President, Madame's President.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Can I get like a hey, how could I help?
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Can I get a Can I just get like a
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: big Mac and some nugs?
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: I'm shop, but that is my location. Would you like
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: a whopper instead? What the fuck?
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: No? I want a big Mac and some nuts. This
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: is McDonald's. Oh, I said, Oh you said, Oh you
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: are hurting right now? Man?
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that was funny.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: That was good. That was good. Good little work on.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: I'll work on that.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not posting nap.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: God, No, they'll just stay, they'll stay locked up. What's
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: happening with McDonald's work top.
• 1:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you know you What do you mean you
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: don't shop at air one. Everyone shops an air.
• 1:50
  Speaker 5: One in the middle class.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: You haven't even seen an air one? Yeah?
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck well, actually, uh, you'll listen to the podcast of
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: the comedian maryl. She came and he goes, Look, I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: think I think it's overprice. Ship. He goes, every time
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I've gone there and never complained. She's like, is it
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: that I bought a drink and a cell for thirty dollars?
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, it's the best amps I ever had.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go dine. How was it the
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: how is it the best Sally you ever had?
• 2:11
  Speaker 5: And make sure you give my mess to your family,
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: I know the going week. Give if anything hurt really quick,
• 2:20
  Speaker 5: just just if anything. If you get this recording, play
• 2:23
  Speaker 5: this for your grandma.
• 2:25
  Speaker 6: Hat birthday, you know, hat Beep birthday, the giggling, yeah,
• 2:38
  Speaker 6: hot Beep bathday.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Mister, Hey, that's missus.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Oh my god, I'm not even.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: A what the fuck?
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: Get out of my cake, Get out of my cantina.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: There must be as the leak.
• 3:00
  Speaker 7: It's why I'm going all these crazy things and accents
• 3:02
  Speaker 7: in my throat toots.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like my eyes with the blunde like then.
• 3:05
  Speaker 8: The totally collar.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: Facts.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and you know
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, baby.
• 3:15
  Speaker 7: Hard.
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: How are you jo? You know I advent to the
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: eggs grocer.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody's doing conors now. I'm actually I'm actually supposed to
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: a birthday party tomorrow in Chicago, like like allright, here
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: we go, ready, one two.
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: Thing. Don't let chuck near the cake. He's gonna cough
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: all over it. Brother, Sorry, I was really loud. You're fine, man,
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm just sorry. You're hurting so bad.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: Hey hey man, you know what diamond is. This cuff
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: is nice? You get sick discuff, okay, thisscuff.
• 3:56
  Speaker 7: Well, you can't help me back. I'm the greatest, tiny hand,
• 4:00
  Speaker 7: largest scenes that.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: Is the greatest.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Lot of people think they can tend it. I'm the
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: greatest life. I'm the greatest man that exist.
• 4:08
  Speaker 7: You know what, I can admit it a minute enough.
• 4:10
  Speaker 7: I can't fix this country. Common luck can't fix this country.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: You know what we need? We need Steve Austin.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 4:18
  Speaker 7: Hey, you you're acting like an ass stunner.
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: What fighting their boot and thinks he's the real man
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  Speaker 3: in charge. But I'll tell you what well thinks. Don't
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  Speaker 3: call Steve Austin knows pretty damn well, try to kick
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: some ass?
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: What so to take dams?
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: What try to run on top of bears? What to
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: drop you outs? Deca, dads, right, you're the bad driver.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: Actually, with this card inflation, all were gonna have is nickels?
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: What shit might fit this out?
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: What you read your bible?
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: Get up your bible, girl, you're ju sixteen ulster three
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  Speaker 3: sixty jis as the president of the United States of America.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is a man at three sixteen.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: Damn, oh god, the drinking Steve Watchers in the Oval office.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: I'd like to have a.
• 5:38
  Speaker 9: Little that Nancy pelosive woman, she's got a lot of problems.
• 5:42
  Speaker 9: First seats first, ma'am, let me ask you a question.
• 5:45
  Speaker 9: How much you pay for that haircut? If your answer
• 5:48
  Speaker 9: is five ninety five, well, let me tell you something
• 5:50
  Speaker 9: right now. You paid five ninety two much?
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: What? Okay?
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: Dang? This is Chuck's Cantina Podcast, where anything and everything
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: is up for discussion. And now here's your barman chuck o'donald.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: Lips, the teeth, the tongue, the lips, the tongue. Peter
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: Piper picked a peck of pickled Peter Piper picked a
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: peck of pickled peppers.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Sam Wise was the real hero. Sam Wise was the
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: real hero. Sam Wise was the real hero. Luna Diego,
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: Luna Diego.
• 6:46
  Speaker 10: Right, put that cookie down. That cookie down is Betty
• 6:56
  Speaker 10: Butter bought some butter. Now she put it in the
• 7:01
  Speaker 10: cookies a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mm hmmm.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Take out the papers and the trash, or you get
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: no a stinking akasha.
• 7:14
  Speaker 11: The lips, the tip of the if you don't go
• 7:17
  Speaker 11: scratching the kitchen floor, if you don't clean it up,
• 7:22
  Speaker 11: you ain't now gonna.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: Rocky roll no more. I'll kick you on the yack.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Don't tuck back.
• 7:32
  Speaker 10: Thet's told Jesse, let's go to the gym. Let's make
• 7:35
  Speaker 10: your biceps. And they told him and the wardrobe to
• 7:38
  Speaker 10: lie and tell him my bicyps were smaller.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me you were going to the gym?
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Whul Cogan's rat. Let me tell you something, dude, right,
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: no rat, dude, except that one time it definitely was.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: On the record.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: A peck of pickled peppers.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: All right, full disclosure. You might hearing mute in and
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: out a lout because I'm just getting off being sick.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: So I'm still coughing a little bit. You had had
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: welcome to trust Cantina. But yes, how are you, Santino.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: I'm good, good, good, good, good good good at your patron,
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: what do you drinking?
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: Good? Feeling good?
• 8:29
  Speaker 12: I'm drinking a little Vitamin ceed drink pomegranate, a kai,
• 8:33
  Speaker 12: a sigh, a cry, just to keep it a little healthy.
• 8:36
  Speaker 12: And I'm drinking some high quality too. I haven't had
• 8:39
  Speaker 12: a fancy drink on this podcast in a while. I
• 8:41
  Speaker 12: was thinking about that, so I gotta start bringing that pack.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna have a fancy drink, but because
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: I'm so coffing, I'm drinking a waterloo Lemon lime sparkling.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Water lemon and lime classic combo.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've I've tried. I've tried their cherry limeaide. It's
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: a little a little stood on for my taste.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like this will be a very chill episode
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: of the cast. I feel like this will be.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: A very uh you know, we'll specially after that intro.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, very recumbent to very relaxed ship.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: We're not recording. I'm kidding, Like the fuck I had
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: to get to you.
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  Speaker 7: It's easy if you tell me.
• 9:25
  Speaker 6: I got you.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Even when we pretended we weren't, but we were, all right,
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: what's what's what's going on with you? Man?
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Trying not to die over here? Man?
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 9:39
  Speaker 10: It is?
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: It really bad? What you got going on? Do you
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: go to the doctor.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: So it's not COVID, that's a negative. I just think
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: it's been in the you know, the Midwest. We've had
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of days where it's for example, okay, we're
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: in the fall. Nice fall. I love the fall falls.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: My favorite it's season fall.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: I fall for fall every.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Year, Yes, all for fall every year. I'm I'm not
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not one that's gonna do it. But
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: I definitely enjoy the season.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: But you spinning around is the leaves fall?
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: Of course? Meet me. I definitely joyed my fair share
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: of a few poking spice drinks. But then you know,
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: I got really tired of the really quick anyway. So yeah,
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: last weekend. Actually not right after you and I did
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: the pod. Yeah, right after we did the pod last week.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I just all of a sudden got
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: a little cold, like you know, because unfortunately, you know,
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: in the morning, when I wake up to go to work,
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I go outside to warp my car because well, you know,
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: my windows frozen. It's kind of cold outside. But then
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: by the time lunchheim comes around, I gotta put my
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: sleeves up because it's fucking seventy five eight degrees out here.
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: You know, warming's a myth, you know.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: So yeah, this weekend that really fucked me. And I've
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: been pretty yeah, I was pretty sick last week. But no,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I feel good. I just I'm trying to
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: get this damn cough now. But uh yeah that's the
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, just working, trying to live life,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: trying to get the podcast going more and ship and
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: just yeah, I was doing really good last week with
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: my workouts, but because you know, every time I you know,
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: shift right, I pack a one. All I've been doing
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: this week is going to the sauna. Which day, June,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I have two sauna stories for you, but.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a double ducker Ana story.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Well, actually they were both occurred in the same uh,
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: the same sauna session, but yes, double deckerna session. But
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: the funny thing was the funny thing about these two
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: sauna stories they're not related because I've been really good
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: about the sauna and trying out to cough here and uh,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I've been instaid. I used to do ten to fifteen.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Now I'm in the twenty to not high thirties, but
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: I'm high twenties and thirty rages now.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tolerance.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: It feels very good, very very mindful, very demure. But uh,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: since I'm in there longer, and apparently since I live
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: in I don't know, fucking crack Hell, wherever there's gym
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: I go to is, which is I don't live in
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: crack Hell, apparently all the crazies come there.
• 12:24
  Speaker 12: So yeah, i'll uh very crazy needs a sauna sash. No,
• 12:30
  Speaker 12: No they don't, Yes they do, and they need to
• 12:33
  Speaker 12: sweat out the demons. That's what they've been prescribed.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: I need to the demons. But yeah, it's been Yeah,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: it was an interesting it was an interesting session, and
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: I believe it or not, I've gone in a couple
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: of times since and actually, actually I remember you were
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: the first person I told right away. Yeah, it was
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: a little, a little weird. We'll stay tuned for that. A.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: By the way, extra SCANTEENA on your socials tuxadg dot com.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Also, by the way, another little plug here, if you
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: feel like helping out a good cause, please go to
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Doobe Moran's on Facebook to help a good cause where
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: my lovely wife and bah blah blah, we'll be running
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: for the WWF. No, not the WWF. Were that wrestling? No,
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: the w W have that beat the w F to
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: help the good old animals. So thank you. But yes,
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: that is what's going on with me as far as
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't cough up with that, so well break it.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: We're breaking on through.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Oh man. Hopefully this is hopefully this is the last
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: straw where I could finally have a full, a full
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: good bill of health.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: No, I'd love to see that for you.
• 13:36
  Speaker 12: I'd love that for you because nobody likes getting sickly now,
• 13:41
  Speaker 12: nobody likes sticking it up, nobody likes feeling bad or down.
• 13:46
  Speaker 12: And I you know, I know, uh you know, I
• 13:49
  Speaker 12: shout out to your wife and her dad.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: For doing those marathons raising money for a good cause.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I think it's a good thing. Well, I think it
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: takes me back to those Relay for Life day I know,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: They would appreciate it too. Yeah, it's it's I'm always
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: enjoying like I'm enjoying now. I mean again, the Internet
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: obviously helps pulplicize this, but I don't remember like all
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: these crazy runs you'd hear about, like when we were kids.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but like now, like it seems like every run.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Right, Sparn run, the spar runs, Spartan you know, I'm
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: sure there's a tough mutter. Yeah, tough mutters. And then
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: you got these Disney runs you got I mean, hell,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I know it's not around anymore, but a couple of
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: years ago there was a Dicka run where you would
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: run and dress up as Mike Dica.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: What the fu?
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I dis imagine a bunch of people run with
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: fake mustaches everywhere. I mean, in some place on.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Your left, on your left bud. Hey there, I'm on
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: your left y coming through.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I don't mind me, oh man. But yeah, no, it's
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: it's very exciting and like I always enjoy just seeing
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: that suffer help my wife and a couple of years
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: ago we ran at the Milwaukee Zoo for the Samson Stop.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly what it helps, that's just what
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: it's called. Just six six with you. But yeah, man,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: good ship, good ship. Don't be Marans on facebooks.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Check it out.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Check it out, please and thank you.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Check it out.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, I mean that's pretty much anything new
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: with you since we caught up last week.
• 15:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah no, I mean work's been going well, trying some
• 15:26
  Speaker 12: new things with my clients and getting some getting some
• 15:28
  Speaker 12: progress in.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Getting cats. Tomorrow we're getting a pair of little kittie cats.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You're finally pulling the trigger.
• 15:36
  Speaker 12: Huh yeah, yep, free cats. They've been taking well, taking
• 15:42
  Speaker 12: care of pretty well. Apparently they're spoiled little babies, and
• 15:47
  Speaker 12: and yeah, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be really good.
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  Speaker 12: My partners are really excited. She's never had a pet,
• 15:54
  Speaker 12: you know, mostly because her mom I thought we were
• 15:57
  Speaker 12: dirty little animals, and you know, so that's a whole o.
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  Speaker 12: Their story can worms. It's you know, all let her
• 16:03
  Speaker 12: tell she's ever on but but no, she's pumped.
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  Speaker 2: She's jazz. She's through the moon. And I am too.
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  Speaker 12: I'm excited to have a little for the balls running
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  Speaker 12: around and cuddling and purrn up storm I you know,
• 16:18
  Speaker 12: and shout outs to the previous owner took really good
• 16:22
  Speaker 12: care of them.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: There was a big litter. I think it was a
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: five five piece litter. And she's found new homes for
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: everybody except these two. And uh, you know what. She
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: was talking about them at work.
• 16:35
  Speaker 12: She works in the classroom that one of my clients
• 16:37
  Speaker 12: is in and she was talking, man, I need to
• 16:39
  Speaker 12: find a new home for these two cats.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: And I turned around and I said, oh, really, do
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: you go wrong?
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  Speaker 1: After her shy did you need to find a new
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: home for twos?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Till me more?
• 16:52
  Speaker 12: Tell me more, tell me more?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Does he look like a bitch? Sorry?
• 16:56
  Speaker 12: Continue, fancy fancy meat. If I did say like that,
• 17:04
  Speaker 12: she'd probably be like, you know what, now we're gonna,
• 17:06
  Speaker 12: we're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: I did report you to HR but yes, but no.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's it's gonna be good. And she's like, yeah, I'll
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: drive out to meet you and here's this and here's
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a letter box and here's some of the food and
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: their bowls. And we're like, okay, okay, what's the catch. Oh,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: they'll just try to kill you in your sleep.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: No, I was.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I was trying not to put it out there because
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, there's always one of them, not like my
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: ds will try to kill him, sleepy, just try to
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: piss on me. A.
• 17:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I was gonna say one of them, one of
• 17:38
  Speaker 12: them is gonna piss on you every time it sees you. Also,
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: one of them talks in the human voice and tries
• 17:46
  Speaker 12: to get you to make deals that have hidden hidden Uh,
• 17:51
  Speaker 12: then'll sub sub sublings. What then am I trying to say?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Fine? Free?
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: No, I'm excited, man, and they're cute and they're twins
• 17:59
  Speaker 12: and it's going to be good. And yeah, that's the
• 18:03
  Speaker 12: biggest thing. Just trying to keep keep checking on and
• 18:07
  Speaker 12: catching up to where I should be in my classes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Uh. Got a new work schedule coming up that should
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: be a little bit easier since I'm driving a bunch
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: really boring ship. Like nobody's interested.
• 18:18
  Speaker 12: I'm going to see I don't know if we'll be
• 18:20
  Speaker 12: on cast again before this, but on you know, my
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: grandma on my mom's side, her birthday's coming up, so
• 18:25
  Speaker 12: I'm going to see the family.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm not even kidding you. My mom sent a
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: text to the group chat is like Grandma's birthday is
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: such and such date at this time. Tell me what
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: kind of Popeyes chicken you want. Tell me if you
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: want spicy or not spicy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: As we've been hearing it since the nineties, it's true.
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: And I was like, Mom, what do you mean we're
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: having Popeyes for Grandma's birthday? And she was like, that's
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: what she wanted. And I was like, what did you
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: talk her into it?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, it was her idea.
• 18:57
  Speaker 12: I was just I've been telling her how I did
• 18:59
  Speaker 12: l shit is it is for years and years. And
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: she's like, you know what, I'm turning such and such age.
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: It's time to break that Popeye's seal to kind of
• 19:11
  Speaker 12: Popeye's cherry, if you know what I'm saying.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: And so I'm jazz about that drive.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta, you gotta get, you gotta get.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: The reaction to on here Grandma's Popeyes.
• 19:26
  Speaker 12: It's a little dry fuck no, but uh, I'm excited
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: to see everybody. Then we got my nephew's birthday the
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: week after, so doing a lot of driving up in
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: the Chicago Land area. Might have to pay my favorite
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: barman a visit. I forgot the time forget the time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: If you got the time, you got at the time. No, man,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: that's awesome. Really quick, what we gotta before we get
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: to because I got some other things coming up to
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta ask you a question.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: So I heard you correctly. You're getting two little kiddies.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: They're about sixteen weeks old.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, do we have names yet?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: They have names?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, I was. I was like
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that that grunt could be a no, or we've been
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: having argument about it, or they have names, but you
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: don't seem like a family. I got, I got, I
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: got some ideas.
• 20:23
  Speaker 12: I mean, I've got ideas too, because I've needed to
• 20:25
  Speaker 12: come up with some because these names are not staying.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that, oh we got.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: They're not staying.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Not not.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Change those names?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh boy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna tell you, like.
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: Why don't you tell these names?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And then I can give you my two cents as
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: your favorite barman a best friend, and then we can
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: discuss if we need to address or have these names.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I might need a bit more than two cents because
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: these are some doozies. I need some help. But uh,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: we got one.
• 21:01
  Speaker 12: She was the rent of the litter. The owner thought
• 21:03
  Speaker 12: she wouldn't make it. But she's bigger than the other
• 21:06
  Speaker 12: one now. But her name is tiny.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Tiny so tiny eh.
• 21:13
  Speaker 12: Mid name definitely not something I want to shout mid okay,
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: But then the other one's definitely needven changed. And the
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: other one's name is princess. Now, I say, thirty one
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: year old man feeling like I'm in my early forties.
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: Sometimes I am not going around my house and shouting.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: A princess, Princess, Princess, Princess, princess.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Stop fighting with the.
• 21:46
  Speaker 12: I'm not doing every time you see princess just like that,
• 21:51
  Speaker 12: I'm definitely not I'm not saying the princess. I'm not
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: saying the princess. And you know what, my partner and
• 21:56
  Speaker 12: I haven't really talked about name for sure yet, but
• 22:02
  Speaker 12: like a cool fucking let's run down on this right now.
• 22:05
  Speaker 12: I need to think of I think of five all.
• 22:08
  Speaker 12: Do you need characteristics of the cats?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You know what? No?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: No, you see you see you see my one cat?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: When you see that cat, does that any of that
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: expression make you go flair?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: But you know what, he's handsome as fuck, so boom flare.
• 22:22
  Speaker 12: Well, I have seen him strut around and expose himself
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: to flight attendants.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: But all right, let me, I'm gonna go through some
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: names for real quick. You can how about this?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: You can give me a Nana, a mid or a yeah?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: How about that? Cool?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: All right, okay, I love it?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, they're both females, right, we're both ladies.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: All right, I can't do that, all right, Bonnie.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: And Cloud, Well, client's the dude, dame.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Who fucking who cares? It's twenty twenty four, eh, Mid,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Salt and pepper.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me change my previous answer. Nona, No, the
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: second one is mid.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I don't care if they're girls, but Cheech and Shohn
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: it's on a list. I guess.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you're gonna die before this podcast. I know
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: that's a yeah for sure.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Jesus Cracker, she's and cracker.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: No, I don't like food names.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Jelly and jam.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, I just said I don't like food names. Jelly
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: and jam is better than cheese and crackers.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Thelm and Luise. I mean that's an.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Obvious Elm and Louise. It's a yeah, it's a yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Fish and chips.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: You're turning me around on the food names.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, Jay and silent Bob.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's all I got. That's all you got. That's
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: all you got.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You pictures biscuits and gravy.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Biscuits and gravy is a probable.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: They're fucking adorable.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a top contender for biscuits and gravy. I'm
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: not even gonna lie. Chippendale, they make biscuits and they're
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: gray like gray, they're gravy.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I mean that that could work.
• 24:21
  Speaker 12: That's not a bad idea at all. Chippendale, they killed
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: chipmonk stuff and Gabana. Let me text that one to
• 24:33
  Speaker 12: the lady. Chuck suggested, so I think it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: That's a yeah, and good good gabon good Gabona Gabanades.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: How do you spell it? G A two b's a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: n A n A yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: And Dulce is d u l c E d l
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: C correct.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Obviously another go to. I mean, this one just can't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: come the for me is Han Solo and Chewi. But
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: one of those cats is not really hairy, so they
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't work.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: They need to be a little bit more distinct.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'd say Henny and Penny.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Who are some favorite Henny and Penny.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Itchy and scratchy.
• 25:15
  Speaker 12: And scratchy is how I'm going to be feeling if
• 25:17
  Speaker 12: I don't take malagy medications.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You're allergic. I didn't know that, Nah, ketchup and mustard.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: That's an obvious one.
• 25:26
  Speaker 12: Famous twins. Did you know that Ashton Kutcher is a twin?
• 25:30
  Speaker 12: I did not know that Rammy Malick is a twin.
• 25:32
  Speaker 12: Scarlett Johansson is a twin.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Sign me up, Mary, Kay Nashley.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, that's the Mona and Lisa, Mona
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: and Lisa. That's really good. Chuck, You're you're on it?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Dog mmmm oh friends reference Phoebe and Ursula. I just
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: saw that one. Boom, Yeah, they're twins. Riff and boom
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: riff and is not bad at all.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: That's a yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Rolls Royce, Boom.
• 26:02
  Speaker 12: Rolls Royce. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Let's let's
• 26:04
  Speaker 12: leave more feminine, maybe some.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Some some uh some Sherlock and Watson.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Boom, that's pretty good.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I know you said no food. I know you said
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: no food, but hold on, I got two for you.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Sugar and spice. That's a good decent one. Or spaghetti
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and meatball.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: All right, cool for getting meatball.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: No, uh, one of my one of my tick attack boom.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Tick and tick attack. How about eminem? How about yin
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: and yang, or.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: If you want to say feminine, venus and serena?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: How about ebony and ivory? Speaking of never mind?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, you want to stay with you your roots?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: How about hawking animal? Boom?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: How about how about Ta Tamara?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Man about how about Ranna?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: How about Blossom and Buttercup? Boom?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: But we need a third because there's three power puff girls.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you just picked the name, the name that you
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: don't like, the you like the least it gets out there,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: How about Ronda and rowsy m?
• 27:18
  Speaker 12: That's stupid. I just saw somebody named Randa and I
• 27:21
  Speaker 12: guess it's rond. How about how about how about fucking?
• 27:25
  Speaker 12: How about fucking uh fucking it up?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Boom?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Boom? Got it? How about Oh, good god, let's see,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: let's see. I'm trying to think of stuff that's like
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: relevant to like the color of the coats? Right, how
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: about how about silver and smoke?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: You don't you don't, you don't want to say, can
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you a princess? But you'll be like, hey, smoke smoke.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, that's actually kind of dope. Actually kind of works,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: It's kind of dope.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: My cats and the dog I'm watching are probably freaking
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the fuck out, like, what the fuck's he doing? I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: kind of thought of an occurrence everybody, don't war about that.
• 28:09
  Speaker 12: I kind of thought of picking names that are close
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: to the names that they've already been called, right, So
• 28:15
  Speaker 12: for princess, I would think of something with a pr
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: sound like.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Pringle, or for pretty or protein protein and for a
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: tiny like plax or timber tin can or I don't know, uh,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: maybe it'll just come to us. Maybe we'll name him after.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe my girlfriend probably has better references.
• 28:49
  Speaker 12: She's probably gonna be like, oh, you should name it this,
• 28:51
  Speaker 12: and it'll be like, yeah, that makes more sense, probably
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: some anime reference.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Mmm, Goku, vegeta, there you go.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Although if a cat understands here, goku, what the just
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: starts every time every time you say every time, instead
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: of like your cat going.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Just like an instant transmission sound just or whatever?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: The no, that's actually the sound of your cat. Peene
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: just goes in spurts.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: The what about maajing and doo? But you know, what
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: the dragon ball references are gonna bounce right off.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: My Well, I'm just thinking these cants understand their names.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Like Flair. I know he only knows Flair because whenever
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: we say Flair, he knows he's in trouble. Oliver, he likes.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: He likes to pick and choose when the when the
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: fun he listens, which is annoying as hell, but I
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: love him to death.
• 29:55
  Speaker 12: But how about uh, how about some more topical stuff
• 30:00
  Speaker 12: like how about Kamala and Harris?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I cats can understand Kamala.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: M you might have a poem?
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Why not go with a sugar name short with the T. Actually, yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: you already said, Oh no, hold on, what was the
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: other name? I forgot either way to name that with
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: a P, but with the T sounds great. Such great choice,
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: greatest name, greatest letter ever.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: One of the greatest letters.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It's one of the greatest letters.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 12: They say I lost the election by a whiskers.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Patrick, you gotta watch out. I'm gonna come for your cats.
• 30:47
  Speaker 12: So apparently cats respond to names that contained the long
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: e sound, such as phoebe or zeke, So let's use
• 30:59
  Speaker 12: that too. How about uh, freaky or is Zekiel.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: What you said eat you said a lawn lawn? E?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Or how about in the spirit of Eke and Peel
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: just no, But I mean, regardless of the man, congrats man,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that's a big step for y'all. Mean, it's it's good.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just cool to have a pet, you know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that segment, that segment right of course.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Due, it's all good.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It's gonna I think it'll be good for the old
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: mental health. You know. It's oh yeah, for you.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: It's gonna just want to every every single pet. While
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: they all love them. While we all love our pets,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: we love them like they're our own, they all have
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: their shortcomings. I just hope for you and your last
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and for your guy's sake, it just has nothing to
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: do with your because it sucks.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hoping we have some good.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Just today, I was on my lunch, I was just
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: walking around my house and my sister in law was like, hey,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I smell.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Just the thought of it makes me cough. She's like,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I smell it, and I'm like, uh, you're crazy. She's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: not crazy. I don't smell it. And then all of
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a sudden, I just happened to walk by and I
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: actually found one of Tully's old beds. I'm like, oh, Tully,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I forgot he has his bed. I mean he has
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a bed over in Germany, Like, oh, he's got this bed, Like, oh,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I could put this in that And I'm like, it's
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: my cats. What's that expression?
• 32:36
  Speaker 12: Are?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? A holes?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: But I love them?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: So yeah, man, I hope I hope that. I don't
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: know is there any solution on the horizon.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: For that if I were you, because you're gonna have
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: two kiddies. And again, I'm a very proud pet owner.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I'm also very proud and confident in my ability to
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: raise animals. Patrick has done me almost my entire life,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and he knows that every animal I've ever had has
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: lived a good life. Yes. Were they quote unquote or
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: not quoe unquote. Were they my parents' animals?
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: But did I take care of him?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Did they stay with me? Will actually most of the time? Yes,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: to this day. I don't know why both my cats
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: have anxiety like they do, but I would just simply say,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: whatever remedies you might read on lines like that, do
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: it give him love? Do the cat boxes every day?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Or every other day, or here you go. Here's the
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: one thing I'll tell you because my vet told me
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: this a thousand times and it hasn't worked. But I
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: know I've read by people who swear by it. You
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: have two cats, get three cat boxes there you go.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Should always have we got two lockdown, should always have
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: more than one, or always have cat box more than
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the cats you have. That's people swear by that.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I think that's a good idea. And I've
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: tried to live by that montra in the past.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: But there's gonna be nothing worse than when your cat
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: goes to one cat box and all of a sudden
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: the shitter's fall and he goes to the other cat box.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: That cat box is occupied by the other cat. And yes,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: that's a parercification of reference. Thank you very much.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: M M.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Anyway, dead air.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Can I tell you a quick story?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: You can tell me two quick stories.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: They're not quick and funny. I mentioned the quick story.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I actually talked to my dad last night, and a
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, I had a comedian marill on
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: here and I mentioned and I mentioned the you know,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the conversation with my dad and I had and like
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: last night him and I were talking. I'm not even
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: thinking about it and like literal a phone call end,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Like right on the twenty minute mark, he goes, is
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I gonna phone call for you? Like what do you mean?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: He goes like, well, I didn't tell you quick. I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: didn't say I tell you a quick story. So it's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: right on the twenty Minmork, So I had to hang
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: up on you now, right, And I'm like, what the fuck? Anyway, love,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you listen. So yes, the sauna story that
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I've been amping up since minute one or two, whatever
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck we started this podcast. So oh, like I said,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I haven't been feeling well. I've been going to the gym,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: just doing little things here and there with what I can.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Then I'll go and send the sauna. It's very good
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: for you, very good for switch when you're sick, to
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: get that crap out of you. So I have mentioned
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: on this podcast quite a few times these sauna stories,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and I know I need to actually go through. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: know I've listed some, some I haven't listened. I need
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: to do a better job of listing, like when they're
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: in the podcast. It's good for marketing, it's good for
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: branding all that stuff. Not saying I want to be
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: known as a sauna guy. But like little things here
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: in their helps, you know what I'm saying, Like Dave Portnoy,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: like you know what, Like he's not known as a
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: pizza guy. He's known as man things, but a pizza
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: guys one of them, Like he has his you know,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: he has as things you I can easily identify him by,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: but it's not just one. Anyway, moving on to the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: story here. So a lot of these sauna stories I've
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: mentioned how guys will sometimes come in wearing chains. Okay,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: so let's just say this guy looks like a it's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a good way. Let's just say it looks like Tony
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Soprano if he came from South Beach.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: There's my drift here, definitely, okay.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And I mean in terms of body size, okay, not
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: that I want to talk about a big man myself.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: So anyway, point of the chain.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I'm making, this guy comes in, and this guy has
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: and I'm not shooting you a gigantic ass chain, Jesus,
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: gigantic ass chain.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, it could be my full disclosure. This is all
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: happening in twenty to twenty five minutes. I'm in the sauna.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: These two stories I'm about to say right here, Oh
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: my god, the short one is the first one is
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: like the shorter one, but the second one's a little crazy. Anyway,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: moving on, So we're all in the sauna. It's me
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: and this then is the brano from South Beach, and shit,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: you know, he's jelling, I'm chilling. These people are coming
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: in and out all of a sudden. We'll call him pony.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: He starts flicking his chain. Okay, flicking his chain.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a euphemism.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Kemi. This is not like a little
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: like you know, like a like a little uh chain,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Like this is a big ass, thick ass gold chain. Okay,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: he's flicking it and it haines pretty low too, and
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: he's flicking it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: He's flicking it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Then, like if you ever watch Dwayne Johnson, the dude
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: starts fucking and like, I mean, I'll sometimes like hit
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: my arm just like a little like let's go, you know.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're in the sauna. The guy starts smacking,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: and I mean smacking the absolute shit out of his quad,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: out of his quads and his shoulders, getting it.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: Whooved up?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Not keep in mind there's a big dude. Okay, not
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of hair on this guy, but there's a
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: big dude. So even though he's not a hairy when
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: he's hitting himself, you're seeing sweat just splat off.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: This dude's hitting.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Himself pretty good. Okay, then the only can describe a
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: cum on. He's on got an elevated seat, so he
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: sitting down, but where his feet are on is like
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: around a bench, so he's got you know, he's got.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: It's like he's uh yeah, like you send the couch,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you're on the couch and then you're feeting the floor.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He's but he's elevated anyway. The guy starts back The
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: guy starts backhanding him. The guy starts backhanding after he
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: slamacks his ship out of shreds and legs, backhanding the
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: absolute ship out of his knees and his inner thighs. O, guys,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you know school up by the way. When I while
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I'm while he's doing this, it's everyone's looking because it's like, what, like,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: what the fuck dude? The guy's smacking his eye. He's
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: looking straight at the wall, not blinking it's kind of
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: creeping me out. This is going for like five minutes,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: mind you. And then he's going back and forth between
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: between smacking his legs and ship like at the point
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: that he's just like drumming on himself a little bits.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: He a little fucking weird. The reason I mentioned the chain,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: he mind, when I first started talking about he started
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: flicking his chain right after he smacked himself. This guy
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: goes back to flicking. However, he's not flicking his chain.
• 39:06
  Speaker 12: No, no, no no.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: If you mentioned I remember, I mentioned he looks like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Tony soprano, and I don't mean all Tony soprano. He's
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: all that because he got the dude started flicking his
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: man titties.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: What the fu.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Dude starts flicking his man titties and I shoot you
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: on a couple of times. He then between that started
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: flicking his chain and going back to his pecs. Oh
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: my god, which we're not.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Packs gonna get the flaps when cribbage.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: So then the guy keeps doing this and he goes
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: back to flicking, like flicking himself, smacking himself a little bit,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: and ship like that, and it's he it's geened fucking weird,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Like we're like this like two three minutes mind you
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: while I'm saying sounds like twenty. No, it's like two
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: three minutes tops.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: He's smacking fast.
• 40:03
  Speaker 12: Then you ever seen that video the guy who like
• 40:06
  Speaker 12: is on stage and he's playing drums on his himself.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's like doing the whole Yes, I imagine that.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this guy's like he's not going that fast,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: but he's like like full on. Like like if you're like,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you know, if you're in a locker room and you're
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: on the other side of the locker you and you
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: hear the smack, you'll be like, what the fuck was that?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That's who a lot of this guy smacking himself.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Do you think that he was hyping himself up by
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: smacking his legs and stuff just to get to the titty.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Part, maybe maybe to go to the gym. I don't
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know anyway.
• 40:35
  Speaker 12: Well, obviously that's an obvious answer, But what's the funniest answer.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: He was just to slap his titties.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I think it was he was slapping himself to go
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: ask out one of the trainers or go ask out
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the girl. That was about to go into zoomba or yoga.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: He was gonna do this. You can do this, you
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: can do it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: She'll say, your chain either way I win.
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: She's says, yes, we go get some gobba goo.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: She says, no, I go get some goba go either way.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You got gobba gool in the fridge at home, Tony,
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I put.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Some gobba goo.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: I'm a Cuban sandwiches from self beach anyway.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: So then the guy stands up, takes a deep breath,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: and he's like he's doing the whole like hand motion
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: where it's like he followed the deep reths. Okay, hey,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: hey you're getting your zen your zone. I'm all for that.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Then he then he then he walks down off the plate,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: off the elevated bench, walks the door. He's look at
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: the clock and then he proceeds to flick his chain
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: in his man a couple Oh my god, what and
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: then then he stops and right before he walks out,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: both of his hands got at least one in smack
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: the ship out of his face, and.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: He did the anime.
• 41:47
  Speaker 12: No man heeded the he needed the fucking I'm about
• 41:51
  Speaker 12: to lift some ship again.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But yes, So that was that was part one, really
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: fucking weird, which leads into story too.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: It was a preamble, folks.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: So if you men, remember I said there were other
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: people in the sauna, because a gym usually there's more
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: than one person in a gym. So it's me and
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: three other guys, we all talking about. We all see this.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: One man enters, one man lead.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I just I just do the fun. I just do
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking like I break. I'm like like, I don't
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: fucking know, and I'm just like, I don't know what
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: the fuck happened. There's two other guys start laughing their
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: asses off, and then there's this other guy in the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: corner from the complete opposite corner. I don't have a
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: new Tony, none of this shit. He's just whatever about it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: So then we'll call this next guy who walks in,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: We'll call him Mini because I shoot you not. This
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: guy had a hand towel on his stuff. Whatever way, sorry,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Linja covering himself up. Hey, doing the decency thing. Whatever. Now,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: when you walk now, when you're in a sauna, not
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: that you can't naked or whatnot, but when you're in
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a public gym like the one that I go to,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of people sit on this stuff, right, so
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you want to cover yourself up. Nope, this dude decides
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: just to keep his mini telling the stuff. And he's
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: sitting bare ass on the the part where Tony just
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: was so pretty fucking gross. Anyway, So this dude is
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: next to me because when Tony. Yeah, because when Tony left,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I took the spot next to Tony because I was
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: being the I'm like, I'll stand up. I don't mind
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: staying in the sauna whatever, I don't care. So I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: sit down and then this guy sits, and then Minnie
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: towel sits next to me. Great, thanks, I guess. And
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: then at the far corner of the guy that knew
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Tony whatever me. We'll call him. We'll call him, we'll
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: call you know, we'll call him Pierce. I can think
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: of pet words as a princess. We'll call him Pierce.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Pierce starts making small talk with the two guys next
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: to him. The guys are laughing their asses off because
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: these two guys were talking about how they didn't have
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: school that day. I guess they were in high school whatever.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: But by the way, let's listen about this. I heard
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: this previous Monday, which was a holiday, but in some
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: states it was. In some states it wasn't. For some people,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: it's called Columbus Day.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: For some people, it's called Indigenous People's Day.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you. So this guy's asking these kids, hey, how
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: come you guys didn't have school today? Because he's like,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I noticed the gym's pretty packed for it today. Whatever,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: all this jazz, So the kids tell So the kids
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: tell him it's Indigenous People's Day. We actually were or not.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Now let me tracked that it was Christopher Columbus Day.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: We actually went to Chicago, there was a parade for
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: the holiday.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: So then blankets.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Pierce is asking these two guys. By the way,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Piers also might as well be Tony number two full on,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: like you know, and I had done but from South
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Beach got the tan going on. So then Mini towel
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I forgot where I forgot to give my nickname. We'll
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: call it, yeah, Mini, his name is minn tone here
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: actually calling him mini me Mini, so Mini with a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: with just the strictest fuck you nope tone whatever, just
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: looks at the uh, Piercing goes, it's not Columbus day,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: and Pierces like like, oh, I had no idea, what
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: is it? And then Minnie says, that's a genus people's day,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and then Pierces like, oh cool, I had no idea. YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: So then he even goes on to get small talk
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: with these two kids from high school. After that vibe
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: the room changed, MANI because you say next to me,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I can clearly see my perfial vision. He's not looking
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: at me, he's looking dead's dead ass at his two
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: o'clock looking at it, looking in a hole through. Pierce
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: just straight on like awkward, like not looking away like
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like I could see it clear as day,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: and Pierce doesn't if a fuck you're talking to these
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: two kids or whatever, Oh my god. So then it
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: leads into a conversation about one well, Christopher Columbus dude.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: So always a fun topic.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: So these two kids are talking about it, like like
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: the parade and the Columbus Day parade, and then Pierce
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: goes like, wait, it's a Columbus Day parad Yeah, yeah, yeada,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and then Minnie goes, it's not Christopher Columbus.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, right here we go it's it's not
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Christopher Columbus.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: This this comment keeps happening, by the way, So finally
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: it leads to where Pierce asked these kids a question. Hey,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: when I was in school, this is what we were taught. Obviously,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: now we're more aware that Christopher Columbus was an asshole.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Those are my words. So he's asking these kids what
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: do they what do they teach you? How do they
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: still talk about him?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeada, because I think finally Pierce kind of caught on that,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: like you obviously, the holiday name change and all that stuff.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Long story short, Many finally gets up and leaves about
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes in, so these kids are making small talk.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Many comes back in about two minutes later, Oh boy,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and Pierce asked these kids, well, well, I don't agree
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: with his methods. You know, it's nice to know that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: an Italian man, oh no, thank you, was the man
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: that found America. Mini goes hey, dude, No, he was Spanish.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: That's not correct.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Pierce goes hey, dude, what's your problem. This goes back
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and forth, so one saying he's Italian, one is saying
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: he's Spaniard, and they're going back and forth. And the kids.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: By the way, at this.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Point they leave it was now Italian, but he was
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: hired by the.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Exactly, So Pierce is not correcting him. He's just saying
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: he's Italian, and Pierre and Minnie's like, no, he was Spanyard.
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: Yet yet, at which obviously Mini was wrong and who
• 48:10
  Speaker 13: would have thought this guy's in some respects Mini Middy
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: was probably just confused because he hears, you know, Spain
• 48:18
  Speaker 13: fund America when actually it was Italian fan America.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: But it was a guy who was working for Spain
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: even though he was Italian. They're going back and forth. Okay,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: So finally Pierce finally reveals he knows this, and he goes, dude.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: He stands up and he goes, and I can't do
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Italian excent right now, my Cuban Italian. My throats fucked up.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: He goes, give me the line, give me the line.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: He just he goes, dude, essentially what he said, He's
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: he was an Italian hired by the Spaniards. All right,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: but very tony South Beach reading of Patrick O. G.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Patron reminiscing and reenacting Chucks Cantina's.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Son a right, let me tell you something place. He
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: was in Italian, but he was hired by the fucking
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Spanish to go to the New World.
• 49:13
  Speaker 14: You're about one to three, you're about two to three,
• 49:15
  Speaker 14: f bomb short really, oh yeah, So the mini with
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: his mini towel, he stands up.
• 49:24
  Speaker 15: Towel's gone, I'll expose myself predominance, what I can do.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: And he starts like murmuring some ship to himself, but
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: eventually he goes, why are you? But he eventually goes
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: once again, remember it's Christopher Columbus Day. It's it's not
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus Day. It's just say the line. Sorry, I'm sorry, folks.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: You have to remember it's not Christopher killing.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that high pitch, but it was.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: It's indigenous people. We so, oh god.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: They're both standing on the elevated platforms and I'm like,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: and there's a and by the way, there's a When
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: many came in, another guy came in with him, not
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: third day, more together. But this guy sat down. So
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: this guy, this guy, this guy, he has no what
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: the fuck he walked into his eyes. I've seen this
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: guy a couple of times. This guy's an older gentleman,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and it keeps himself. He's terrified, fucking freaked out. By
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: this point, I'm standing in the corner by the door
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: because I'm about to walk out, because I'm almost in
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: my twenty minute mark. So now you have peers standing up,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: as you just said, you're a couple of bombs short,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: and you got many standing up where his talafella now,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you know, Minnie is just showing as many Pierce steps down,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh fuck, here we go now like
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: steps out, like to get out, like steps down, like
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: we're doing this. So I'm like, all right, hold on,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: and I just see this older guy. He's about that
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: he's like about to have a heart attack, he's about
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: to see a fight in front of him. So I
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: step in the middle. You know, that's usually never a
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: good idea because the guy you never want to be
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: in the middle of a fight, especially when you got
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: one guy who's probably you know, he's probably you know,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: thinking of a few problems, you know what I'm saying.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: And then you got a guy fully exposed which touched
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: my leg fuck showing showing his mending me literally. So
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I step in the middle, and I go, gentlemen, and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I swear to God I'm a cheesy motherfucker.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I've said some dumb shit in my life.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't know why.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the heat. I almost
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: because I've been sick. I step in. I go, guys,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: hold on, just get a little hot in here.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Anybody.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: The old guy cracked up.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: But I just go.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Regardless of where the fuck he came from, we can
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: all agree that guy was a fucking asshole. And then
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Pierce and Mini mirror like, yeah, you got a point. Essentially,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you're right this this sweaty guy. Lee's get a point,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you know. So then after I'm just like and I'm like, right,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: am I right? And Pierce is like and he walks out.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Mini me is still standing there, full fucking Mini out.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: He's like, I won the last man standing. The fuck.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I hate it when you're sick, buddy, I hate it
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: when you're sick.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, and then I walk out because.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: It was a little lot on there, guys, I think
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: it's getting a little through hot in here.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I can, I can, I can. I could be pretty
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: clever with some one liners and some jokes and shit
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: like that. That was definitely my worst one.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: You should have been like, eh that this snip is ship.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: This ship has sailed.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Eh, this ship is sailed.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: So that's my two that's my two part saua story
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: that happened within twenty minutes.
• 53:18
  Speaker 12: So yeah, the indigenous people of this suna and kolt
• 53:24
  Speaker 12: that's fucking funny. That is a dangerous one two of
• 53:29
  Speaker 12: sauna encounters because you think you're getting you think you've
• 53:33
  Speaker 12: seen the weirdest thing in the day, and then you
• 53:35
  Speaker 12: have two grown men arguing about what country an explorer
• 53:41
  Speaker 12: from centuries ago, right came from. So I then like,
• 53:47
  Speaker 12: with all sincerity and seriousness, we're about to throw hands
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: in this fucking sauna.
• 53:53
  Speaker 15: Yeah, public in front of children, naked naked, when naked
• 53:58
  Speaker 15: who knows if things that Maybe Pierce wasn't too far off.
• 54:03
  Speaker 15: So the stories he was wearing thrown hands in asuna. Yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 15: so it was uh, that's one for the books, my friend.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It was quite quite the song, It was quite the experience.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: We might need to make a teer list of these
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: sauna stories.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Oh God, Like I know, I've said some pretty weird
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: sna stories on this podcast. That was one of those
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: ones where I'm just like I and again I've probably left,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I snaped, I snapchatted a few friends, I message a
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: few people, I messaged you, and it was like it
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: was like one of those like what is my life
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: moments because like, and as I said in the snapchat,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say where for the context of you know,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: my pride, my privacy. I said, I go to this
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: gym in this such location. I'm not in fucking Zion
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: or Wakegan. Why is this ship happening here? And so
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: all due respect to Jakegan and Zion, but like your
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: reputation precedes you. But yeah, dude, it was. It was.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: And then it was one of those ones where I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: walked out and I can't remember. I can't remember. The
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: individual's name was one of the people that like, you know,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: like works the checking desk and they're very Cooladrial. I
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, man, huh do you have a good night,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: good sauna experience or good good song because you know,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: sometimes I was coming. I just sometimes come in to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: use just a sauna, I go work out, and I'm
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: like ah, and I'm like, yeah, sure, it was interesting.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Any of the guy goes was there almost like a fight,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, why do you ask? He goes like
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: some guy like just stormed out of here like cussings.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you which one it was, but yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and for all I know, for I know, Mini Me
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: could still be standing there waiting for Pierce to come
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: back Jesus, which he was, because I've been there couple
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: of times after that this weekend, Mini Me was not there.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe they just need to share a nice plate of gobaool.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: A little bit, or how about a plate of a
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: plate of Spanish or gool.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I think that's a.
• 56:15
  Speaker 12: Thing, probably, But you know what, if you just made
• 56:18
  Speaker 12: that up, that sounds pretty fucking tasty to me.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Oh well, at least you survived.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I I don't know. I don't know why stepped in.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's no reason, no reason for me
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: to get involved. I literally didn't say a word. I'm
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: just sitting there like, what the fuck am I watching?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Hey? What are you doing? Guys? Guys? What you do? Hey, guys, Peter?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: This is he should have been like, guys, this is
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: not what Christopher Columbus would have wanted. It's about uniting cultures, guys, guys,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: this is about bringing people.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: This is not what the people involved this holiday would want.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: The Indigenous people would be so disappointed in all of
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: you right now.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be disappointed, just those two individuals.
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: It's the greatest holiday seconds and none. Christmas could suck it.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm indigenous. I'm indigenous to Trump Dower, I'm
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: an Indigenous people and a lot of good people on
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: both sites. Christopher Columbus, great sailor. A lot of people
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: don't know how good of a sailor.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he was a great sailor. Yeah, great sailor.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sure you would do a great sailor and all that.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: But you know, I used to work in McDonald's.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I can't talk.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Speaking of politic there's a cop run for a reason.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, I always forget that too. But you know what, Hey,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: hey one more, one more for the road, huh for
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: the road?
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What else? What else is going on? What else
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: should we talk about? What else should we cover? Hmmm
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: mm hmmm mmmmmm, chuck. If you were president, oh God,
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: would you uh? Would you allow Gobba cool and your
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: local sonics?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Would I log?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: The people want to know. The people want to know?
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Well, well no, now now hold on, no, when I
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: when I worked at McDonald's back then.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: We didn't really a long go.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Is that Kamala Harrison said, jaj and.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: You want to tank the you want to take the
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: goba cool and you want to.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: That's actually getting closer.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I know I was, I was thinking about I'm thinking
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: about other I personations. I've heard of Kamala Harris, you know,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: but all I ever hear people in front of ours,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: like the whole McDonald's sticker. You know, we're gonna we're
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: gonna fix the country.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: And I have this idea, even though I've been in
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: office for three years.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Anyway, would I allow God and saunas?
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: No?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. People you want know why?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Tell me why? Tell me why? Because can't we have come?
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Tell me why? We live in a world where people
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: go into saunas and they have their what's that word,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: They have their struggle offs just sitting there paying out.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if I want to go into
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: a place where some gob goo that's get a little
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: heated up and someone's stroggling off might be right next
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: to it. You know what I'm saying.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: You don't want your meet next to their meet.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: This is what you're saying I don't want. Yeah, that's
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: that's that's actually exactly.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's actually exactly what I'm talking about.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Actually, you hit the nail right in the head there, sir. Now,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I concur, I can care, do you concur? You know
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: you just said yes you do.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Let me think about it. Uh, yeah, I concur. Gobbagel
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: should stay out of saunas. That's what the American people
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: need to know. You need to understand. There's no place
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: in the suns.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Now if we checked them, I'm going when we put
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: it in the sawn up, then maybe work.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 12: Do you think Amala Harris is gonna run on the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 12: platform of bringing back the supersized supercise me?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Is she sponsored by McDonald's. Was this a long com
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: to just.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Considering what it costs to go get a quarter pounder
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: or let alone a fucking McChicken. I hope to god
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: that supersized me is not gonna come back because people
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: can barely have for McDonald's right now. Yeah, yeah, fair enough,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: and plus everything already is supersized. What that that's a
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: are we talking about that?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: You've got?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: You've got my b Actually, you wanna you wanna you
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: want to hear some terrifying news. Folks. Obviously we've kind
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: of broken I broken my own role. I don't I'm
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: not supposed to say names of places don't pay us.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say I know, I know, but I'm
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: not gonna say it's one place. Let's just say this.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: We're in that season we talked about, you know, the.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Season. Let's just say a very popular place that has
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: a very popular beverage. We live in a world where
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: everyone's checking the ingredients now that popular drink. Check those
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: ingredients and uh, then you'll know why I stopped drinking
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: that a while back.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Mmm.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: It used to be the greatest drink. It used to
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: be the most popular drink. Now people are starting to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: learn more, they're starting to understand, and you know what,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: I warned them. I've warned them all this time. If
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: you listen to me, everything will work.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: You can go back. No, you listen to me. I'll
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: get it. Once I'm not sick, I'll get it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Can you elaborate on that a little bit, because I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: A certain place that is very popular sells a certain
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: beverage that comes out around a certain season.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I get that check the ingredients of said beverage.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about? Some dies? What are you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Something a lot worse than that?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, he got me googling by.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Allegedly it's only that place. I don't about other places
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: that sell that drink, but it's a little uh what's
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: that word?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Fucked up?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Let's just say a certain beverage instead of like using
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: you know, a natural flavor, which would make sense for that,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: instead uses ammonia. How's that work for you?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Little gross?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: No, not more like how I feel right now? Yeah,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: a little a little fucked up here. So we are,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap up here, so I don't you know
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: obviously uh little what everyone's here is my coughing a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: little updates. So next week I don't know what to
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: be up with the podcast yet, might be having I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: am recording at some point this weekend with the hand
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: at the Hater Barocast, trying to figure who's coming out
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: and trying to figure out time and stuff like that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: So that might be next week. That maybe the following week,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: not sure yet. Next week and I'll actually be heading
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: to Virginia to go visit shag Zilla. That'd be a
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: good time. Funny actually really quick, I'll tell you a
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: little funny quick story. So actually, uh, myself, a friend
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: of mine named Trevor. Either I've met Trevor, and my
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: other buddy Joe. You've met Joe obviously, Patrick. We're going
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: out to visit shag Zilla and his deck in the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: woods and the East Coast and we're actually going to
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: a bit. We're actually going to a Bear game out there,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm kidding. They play the Washington Commanders.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Now fu Yeah, prior to.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: This season, please, prior to the season. Think you forgot
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: you know, killing the time with noise.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, love coughing when you're coughing, thank you.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: The game was slay to kickoff at one o'clock any afternoon,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: East Coast time, one o'clock. So the reasoning usually when
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: two teams like how they were when the hyme the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: season were not that good, especially when they had the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: first and overall the first and second VERL pick because
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: they suck last year. Well actually, yeah, that's that's actually
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: it's actually a fact. Oh actually know the Bears a little.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: There's a little more behind the Bears. Anyway, move on
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: to the point. Bear's ane totally suck last year, so
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: they were stay there for one o'clock East Coast time.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Where I live, that's twelve o'clock, five o'clock, guys. Us,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: So I scheduled my flight home that same day, and
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh, perfect, game ends at three point thirty.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: I'll get to the airport by five. Flight leaves at
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: six thirty seven o'clock, thankfully. Joe goes, hm, hm, your
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: flight's at six, Yeah, Chuck, what time is kickoff? I'm
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: like noon? And he goes, Chuck, what time is kickoff?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm like noon, and he goes, where are we going?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, We're on the East coast. So the
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: game is probably not any until.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Five o'clock and you're not getting over there.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: So, like an adult, I moved my flight to a
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: red eye late at night whatever, or not late at night.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: But a good good look good, a good chunk later,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a good chunk later. You want to McDonald's give yourself
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: a popper. So move my flight, move my flight to
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a sorry hold on, you need another uh waterloo to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: clench my throat.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 12: Clench it no to uh satisfied anyway, Jesus, I can't
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 12: talk about satisfying.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Not no anyway, So I changed my flight to a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: later time. Okay, okay, I think it's like seven thirty
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: eight o'clock. Last weekend, the Bears played in London, good
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: old London. Eh Chimney football in it anyway, so the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: American football in it. The Bears kicked lots of ass.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: The Commanders.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Play other teams. They lost last weekend, but they've been
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: kicking a lot of ass. So Trevor was it? Trevor
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: might have been someone in our group chat types, Hey, guys,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: what if they flex our game, meaning put it into
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: a more prime time spot, to which I say, why
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: the fuck would you say that out loud? I'm just
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: out loud over text because that means literally, that means
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: it's probably gonna happen. So right away the guy goes,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: oh shit, you're right. So we all start scrambling checking
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: the rules of when can NFL flex a game? When
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: can they change a time? How does it all work?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: So I had to go into the official NFL business
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: website to find this differmation, because while you could just
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: type into a Google They're like, they don't, they don't
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: take you right to the rules. They're like, oh, hey,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: this game got flexed, or oh hey, this game might
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: get flex or this game has been flex watch us tonight, Like, no, asshole,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I need to know when the game gets fucking flexed.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: So I finally ill me. Now, come on, if I'm not.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: If I'm not, if my kickout's not, then and it's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: at this time, how do we get down?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: If I tried to turn on the game at this time.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: But they're not playing, then who is playing?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Anyway?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: So we checked the I checked the website. I find
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: the rule book at a read through because it's not
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: a simple fucking like it's on. It's like like, oh here,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: it is like, no, go to fucking section five to four,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: fucking bullshit, part of my French. I'm not feeling well,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: my throats killing me. So I finally find it and
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: it's like the NFL can okay, it's the latest they
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: can flex a game is twelve days out. So that
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: was his previous Tuesday ladies and gentlemen, m hm, shit,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: you not Tuesday afternoon. It's like, oh, no, one thirty,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: twelve thirty Central, and apparently the latest they can change
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: it is three point thirty Eastern, twelve days before. Oh
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: you bet your ass. They changed the fucking time. They
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: didn't change it to a Sunday night game. They changed
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: to a later afternoon game. So it's four thirty over there.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Even with that, we would not notice to make our flights.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: So we're all like, shit, I have to work. So
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I have a life.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I have I don't know.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I have a mortgage. I have student loans things Biden
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: ORBA or whoever the fuck thanks somebody anyway who wasn't me.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Student loans do not exist with me. Actually anyway, limited
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: student loans. She said she was gonna get rid of them. Actually,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: bite it. You're with biding anyway.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: More schools, they mean to, no more student loans anyway,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: So only Trump universities.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: We tried to, you can't pay me up front.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: Instead of and once I become the leader, instead of
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: the Ohio State University, it will be the Donald Trump
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 7: University OSU campus anyway.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: So we all try to change our flights, and we're like, okay, fun,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take some time off. Anyway, I have some
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: time off, so I'm like, okay, I'll take some time
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: off whatever. Cool whatever, So okay, let's chuck and see
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: how do flights work to leave Monday. Well hmmm, yeah, mister,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: mister Barman, you can change your flight for an extra
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: four hundred dollars minimum. We're all flying different airlines. Well,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: actually no, Joe's flying the same airline as I am.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Originally he wasn't. We're all changing. We're all trying to
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: find different times. Now if you fly, you know, for
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: some reason Tuesday and she was said to fly, so
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I checked. Let me just look at Tuesday. I have
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: like sixty dollars now in credits because I'm flying home Tuesday.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: But it's like, no, I gotta use an our day PTO.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, at least you have the PTO.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Man, I know, but it's just like, son of a bitch,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Why did you have to fucking sit down the text
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: group chair?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: You got cross? You?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: You know so? Cram, Cram, Why have you betrayed me? Cram.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: My dad's gonna get a kick out of this ship.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Cram.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 10: No, I've done everything you've wanted, Cram.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I have seen my enemies living before me. I'm not
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: going to see the other part of this line because it.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: Is now offensive.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: If I was in charge.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 11: No, you shouldn't have said it anyway. You heard what
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 11: I said on the bus, No on the bath with you.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 11: I will never be on a bus with you.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I've been to the island.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: I have been to the island. I have been you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: know what, ladies and gentlemen. I know we're getting a
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: little dark here, getting a little political, like I don't
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: say we're going to do in this podcast, But let
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: me just say this, this is no way an endorsement
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: of this guy with the creepy hair and the creepy
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: spray there, and I'm getting a cuban all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. It might be my throat here.
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  Speaker 7: Let me just say this, if you vote for me, regardless,
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  Speaker 7: go vote all jokes aside, But if you vote for me,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: there's a lot of problems in this country right now.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: But one did I promise you the baby oil shortage
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: will end almost the whole podcast nothing about baby oil?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What the funk was that accent?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know, my throat was like, shut up, stop
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: making accent. I'm making jokes. I want to go to streep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh I got okay, Yeah, that's my
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: other story. So well that was possibly so this this
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: pockets will title be titled two Kitties, two Sauna, Stories,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and two Kitties. Man, that's gonna go with tailor of
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: two kitties, tailor Tailor two Kitties, A tale of two
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: kitties and a sauna, A tailor of kitties, and man titties.
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  Speaker 2: He just collapsed with I.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Feel like that has been It's I don't know. I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: can't wad to get that text from my wife, Babe,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Baby? Don't get it? All right? It was really funny
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: on the show.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: Listen to this show. Who's a great show? Who's the Greatest?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Next episode sixty nine, NOIX was really good. Anyway, Yes,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: before we get out of here, do you have anything
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: you want to plug promote before vote?
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  Speaker 12: This podcast got about two weeks two weeks left to
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 12: the big day, Big ballot Day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if people call it calling it that's
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: probably not calling it that anyway. Make sure you're registered
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  Speaker 2: to vote.
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  Speaker 12: Go to vote dot org not sponsored, hashtag not sponsored,
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  Speaker 12: but uh yeah, man, it's a great way to just
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 12: check and make sure you've registered to vote at the
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 12: current address you live in in your district or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck. I don't know. Anything.
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  Speaker 12: But but yeah, if you haven't yet, go make sure
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  Speaker 12: you can. Every election is important, Every vote matters.
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  Speaker 2: Depending on what state you live in. But yeah, man,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: and then you.
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  Speaker 12: Know, if anybody comes to the voting booth and starts
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 12: slapping their thighs and their knees and there's man cities around,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 12: just bring up Chris, people's think.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Just bring up some Gobbao. It'd be fine. That's it.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: If you want everybody elf, you want to show supports
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: of both sides and just kind of ease the mind,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: keep the peace. Just bread, some gobble, Google read some
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: gob or some cake shakes. Anyway. I just I just
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: saw chick. It sounds really good right now. But don't
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: think I throw can handle it anyway. That's a that's
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: what she said anyway.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: So ah, never a dull moment in this.
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  Speaker 1: CANTEENA as always as O g Patron Patrick, Hey, it's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: thank you for joining the show. We're looking forward to
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: hearing what the cat names are.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I've been working cooking up somewhere. I'm glad.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I feel like I feel like gold Shaban
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: adult Chiaban is there's a very good chance that was
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: a pretty good one. I just thought it right there.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I saw it later on.
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  Speaker 2: I just I just I want to I want to
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: tell you that it's in the running. But U we
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: might have She's might have, might have come up with
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: some good nicknames.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Joy the princesses. Anyway, as always, can find us at
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  Speaker 1: Chuck's Cantina on your socials and appreciate that Chuck's Canteen.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I love you too, Chucks Kantina at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Try stay before I die. Thank you for all your
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: support so far. Right now, going forward, we'll see into oblivion.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: And you know, if anything with him saying go out
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: use do what you want with your votes and stuff
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: like that, I'll say this. Just go get your check ups.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Say a couple weeks ago, I got my check up.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I got a clean bill of health. Blood's all good,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: blood pressure is all good. My Ukrainian Russian doctors like
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: choke Looso weight otherwise good. Thanks doc. Great to know
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: and now here I am, but you know what we
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: got through it an hour later. Weight yeah, pretty much.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you all very much. Take care and uh be
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: safe out there.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: That's like chemicals.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I am, sander, be safe. What is you can.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: We never got cherish.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: You got a cherish Hey, can I say one thing
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: in a year really quick? You want to make all
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: these jokes? Ye're sure, yo boy,