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National Astronaut Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.8.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I saw this headline. I thought this
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  was ridiculous. I love how all of Stephen Colbert's
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  friends were having to defend him when he was
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  literally costing the company so much money.
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  That is irrelevant. Now, boomers live in this
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  world. where boomers think that late night TV
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  is happening. Why? Because they're 68 years old
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  sitting on the couch watching it. When I would
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  say the last time late night TV was relevant
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  was probably either every time Jimmy Kimmel has
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  to talk about Trump for attention or when Jimmy
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  Fallon played with Trump's hair. Besides then,
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  Colbert has done nothing to move the needle the
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  last 11 years since replacing Letterman. And
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  frankly, He was just liberal propaganda. Because
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  it says right here, David Letterman says, CBS
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  bosses are lying weasels. Colbert X was never
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  about money. Here's the thing. That might be
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  true. But were the ratings good? There are TikTok
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  videos, and I try not to judge things off of
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  views. Because I'll give about 40 ,000 listens
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  a month, but I get about five views on my YouTube
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  video. So I don't like when people on Reddit
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  are like, oh, you don't have views. But, I'm
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  going to be honest, there are TikTok videos that
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  had more viewers than Colbert. Nobody cared.
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  He wasn't funny. He wasn't moving the needles.
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  Nothing original. Every punchline. First of all,
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  when I used to have access to the prep service
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  before Kelton stole it from me like the douchebag
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  he is. Oh, but you're such a talent coach. Hit
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  the gym. But I used to be able to play the late
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  night clips of the... late night host and colbert's
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  jokes are like 40 seconds too long like bro stop
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  you're not funny you were only funny when you
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  were making fun of hannity on uh comedy central
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  how does that feel you have to talk about other
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  people to be funny because you're not you're
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  not a funny guy i saw this headline here i absolutely
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  love chipotle It's my absolute favorite, but
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  it's so overpriced. And that CEO got caught saying
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  that they were going to really market to the
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  people that make $100 ,000 a year. And we all
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  know I have to get double meat because of my
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  height. But we all know that if you don't get
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  double meat, they skimp you on the food. Now
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  the scumbag CEO. is openly lying to us. I thought
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  that you were being skimped at Chipotle. The
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  Chipotle CEO says, if you want more, you have
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  to ask for more. I'd be like, hey, can I get
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  a double meat that's not $8, please? Chipotle
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  CEO Scott Boatwright sat down with you. He just
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  looks like your scumbag CEO. Yahoo Finance, the
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  interviewer Brian Sozi, asked the question that
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  we all wanted to know. Does he think that they
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  are skimping people at Chipotle? Of course they
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  are. And then they look at you like, you should
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  be grateful. You got a little bit of rice. We
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  ain't gonna give you anything. Scumbags. And
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  the Chipotle CEO explicitly said no. Scott Boatwright
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  said that workers are told to load up as much
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  food as they can. No, they're not. He must be
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  out of touch. Because he is. He's a stupid boomer
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  CEO. He's lying to you. Can in bowls and burritos.
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  And when he said put as much as you can, he meant
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  it. Because he also expressed. He doesn't mean
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  it. They don't do it. Even when I get double
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  meat, there's barely any meat in there. They're
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  greedy bastards. Basically that he wants customers
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  to see the burrito and be like, this burrito
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  is way too big. Yeah, too big for you, big boy.
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  I need your input on this, the Chipotle. I think
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  it's a scumbag. I think it's a lie. Listen, it
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  breaks my heart how expensive Chipotle is. It
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  costs $28 to fill me up. They gotta get double
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  meat, double rice. I did a large queso. I'd be
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  farting all night, but it's delicious. That is
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  like become a treat. I have people on my conversation.
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  Oh, go buy a house. I can barely afford to buy.
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  Man, we losing our mind as a country. Cash Patel
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  is drunk as. I want to ask you about. In the
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  Nancy Guthrie case, I got frustrated because
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  I knew from my sources. I'm sure you have so
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  many sources. They were trying to keep you guys
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  out. They did. Yeah, you know, because Patel,
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  if they're trying to keep you out, if you're
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  such the man, you tell them, hey, I'm the FBI
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  guy that drinks all day. Let me in. What he's
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  about to say is just excuses because he knows
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  that he failed. He's a loser. They did keep you
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  out. Surprised you're not drinking with Hannity.
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  We're kept out of the investigation. We are looking
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  for Nancy Guthrie. And then you got this stupid
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  cop, Chris Nannis. Another dumb boomer. Mm -hmm.
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  This is an example you got two morons. You got
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  Cash Patel and you got Nanos. We want to find
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  her. It's he said, he said in the search for
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  Savannah Guthrie's missing mother. As we enter
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  into another week of this nightmare, we need
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  your help. Here's how these cases work. It is
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  a state matter. It's a state and local law enforcement
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  matter. What we the FBI do is say, hey, we're
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  here to help. What do you need? Here's the thing.
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  You're corrupt. All you do is be corrupt so you
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  can easily take over the case if you're the man.
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  Now you go by the rules? Shut the hell up, Cash.
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  You moron. Aziz Ansari is a better version of
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  you on SNL than you in real life, you moron.
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  What can we do? And for four days, we were kept
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  out of the investigation. FBI Director Kash Patel
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  calling out Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos for
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  his handling of the search for Nancy Guthrie,
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  which is nearing its 100th day. Claiming on Sean
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  Hannity's podcast that local officials shut out
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  the FBI from the investigation. Will you push
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  him through? You go get out of my way. Investigations
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  early days. Holding up. You'll never hear me
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  have any sympathy for that drunken moron known
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  as Kash Patel blaming others. Shut up! Critical
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  evidence gathering. And when we were finally
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  let in, Sean, look what we did. Nothing. That's
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  stupid. We went in and got the ring doorbell.
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  And we said, hey, is anyone talking to Google?
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  That's why you have that image. Whatever, dude.
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  I had enough of you. Go get drunk and shut up!
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  Shut up! Oh, yeah. I just came off working with
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  MJ. I'm not really in the mood to do the show.
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  But sometimes when I'm not in the mood to do
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  the show, that's when I do my best shows. So
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  we're going to do the show. All right, now. And
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  now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on
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  Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  show prep begins now. A sick person with a powerful
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  tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Doors closing. Hi,
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  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.
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  If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  going to start. Okay, well, hit it. All right.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in four, three, two, hoppy,
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  hoppy, hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Thanks for asking. I feel pretty good. My last
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  day working with MJ. Been up since 4 a .m. But
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  I'm addicted to entertaining you guys. I cannot
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  imagine taking a day off. Because then I just
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  sit around and go, what the fuck is next? But
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  when I do this very show, it gives me purpose.
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  I'm just being real. You can call the show, 856
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  -49 -Hobby. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
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  at me, at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email
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  me, RyanHobbyRadio at Chivo .com. And I heard
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  a funny story. So I heard that Mike Calta, Tampa
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  radio host, was critiquing other people's marriages.
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  Isn't that an oxy -frickin' moron? Oh, my God.
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  Why is it always the ones with the skeletons
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  in the closet that feel like they got to talk
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  about other people? I have spies everywhere and
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  people tell me things. It's always the people.
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  You never suspect. I saw this headline here.
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  Andrew Schultz confirms his co -founder and co
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  -host, however the hell you say his name, never
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  found him funny, thought he was the low point
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  of Andrew Schultz's podcast. He's quitting to
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  focus on his comedy career. We got to address
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  the elephant in the room, no pun intended, okay?
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  As I'm sure you guys are aware, our boy Arka,
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  she really, that's how you say her name, went
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  through it earlier this year, showed amazing
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  resilience and, you know, selling out Radio City
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  recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing
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  stand -up around the globe. Oh, he's crushing
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  it. Mm -hmm. I literally just like living the
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  dreams that he would tell me about at two in
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  the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches
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  at this. You always hear that from comedians.
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  You always got that conversation where they're
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  like, what if we make it big? I remember one
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  time, I ain't name dropping, but who the fuck
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  cares at this point? I have two comedian stories.
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  One, I went to Denny's or maybe it was like Applebee's
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  or something with Cam Bertrand. And he's like,
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  I want to be a comedian someday, just like Patrice
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  O 'Neill. And look at him. He's opening up for
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  Matt Rife. He fucking did it. And then Bert Kreischer
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  got recognized by one person when we were in
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  Puerto Rico. He's like, Mike, see, I'm famous.
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  I'm famous. And Mike was like, good luck with
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  that. And look how famous, look how famous and
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  shirtless Bert is. Selka. So it's been amazing
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  to see, but the experience has put things in
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  perspective for him. and he's made the decision
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  to focus all of his energy on stand -up. All
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  right, there you go. Let's go there to break
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  up. The guy's probably sick of being in Andrew
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  Schultz's, you know, spotlight. Probably, you
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  know, sick of, like, not being the main guy.
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  I get that. I've heard that with radio shows.
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  They're like, oh, yeah, we'll take you under
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  your wing. Learn as much as you need to learn.
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  And then when it's time for the bird to leave,
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  no, you can't leave the nest. I want you to be
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  a 40 -year -old barnop. Shut up. I'm spicy because
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  I got up every day besides Wednesday, which I
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  slept in hungover from Cinco de Mayo. I got up
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  every freaking day at 4 a .m. Oh, by the way,
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  I got to be careful, though. I was recording
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  on, I don't know, what was it, Wednesday, I think.
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  It was... I don't remember anymore. I was recording
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  on a day. I believe it was Tuesday I was recording.
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  And I was getting loud like I usually do. And
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  all of a sudden I heard... I don't know if there
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  was somebody at the front door or if I was imagining
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  it. Because of my mushroom drink that I got from
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  Jeffrey Knight. They're real ones. We'll get
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  that. Oh, let's see what we got here. Rick Ross
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  says women should quit their career when they
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  get with a rich man. homie and the discussion
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  is basically a woman and seen as a wealthy man
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  yeah you're a working man you're really out there
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  doing hard labor rick ross rich nigga we have
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  to meet somewhere on even ground because if you
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  got her ladies if you got your career and all
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  that i'm He doesn't think it's cool. I'm going
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  to need you in the most inconvenient times in
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  your life. Got it. And when you tell me, baby,
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  I'm a nurse, I'm a doctor, I'm a surgeon, I got
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  a surgery tomorrow. He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo,
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  yo. I mean, the guy's literally made rap songs
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  where he talks about, I cheat on you, but I give
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  you a beach house. Attach me. Hey, Rick Ross.
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  The deep dating sage. Not as Rick Reezy. Whatever
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  his name is. Ricky Rose. 856 -49 -HAPPY. We got
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  this right here. White House director says that
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  the hantavirus is not the start of the COVID
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  pandemic. You know what's funny about this? Ladies
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  and gentlemen, our boys and girls. is the fact
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  that i saw a local rapper i didn't know how old
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  he was but i guess he graduated high school in
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  2020 he shared this uh meme or this like video
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  of it showed a dude filming his friends getting
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  ready for prom and it said when your class of
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  2020 and you had prom stolen from you and i was
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  like man that meme that had a million shares
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  seems to represent that the class of 2020 ain't
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  happy that they had it stolen from them. Well,
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  here's the White House director saying that the
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  hantavirus is not the start of a COVID pandemic.
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  It's not coronavirus. This is a very different
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  virus. This is what they said the last time.
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  We know this virus. Hantaviruses have been around
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  for quite a while. There's a lot of detail that
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  we know. I'm going to ask Anais to come in and
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  say this, but I want to be unequivocal here.
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  What? You're kind of hot. This is not SARS -CoV
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  -2. This is not the start of a COVID pandemic.
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  This is an outbreak that we see on a ship. All
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  right, there you go. They must be banging on
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  that ship for it to come up. You know what I
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  mean? I don't know. I just don't think we need
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  another pandemic. think if we could have just
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  made sure that the pandemic never happened, I
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  don't think the road would be in so much turmoil.
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  I don't think we really have processed what the
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  fuck happened in 2020 and 2021. We kind of just
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  got her like, you know, we got her vaccinations
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  or we had to deal with maggots that was against
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  it. We got our thing and then we just moved on
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  and we're like, yeah, you know, class of 2020,
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  we're going to leave you traumatized, but you're
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  going to deal with it. Here is Hillary. No, not
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  Hillary. Wait. Yeah, this is, let me see her.
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  Sorry, I'm fucking out of it. Here's Amanda Seyfried
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  on her wardrobes in Mean Girls. She played Karen
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  Smith. And they said that when she was a mean
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  girl, she had a bit of baby fat. She was skinny
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  as hell. So every year I see Karen during Halloween
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  and it just makes my day. Obviously the clothing
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  from that is iconic. Hot piece of ass is a character
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  there. It gave us the space to have opinions
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  about what we were wearing. I certainly... wasn't
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  one to rock the boat I was just like I'll tell
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  you what I get I was only 17 so I had a lot of
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  baby fat and I just couldn't stop eating all
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  the free food because it was all free and they
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  had made me wear what is now called Spanx or
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  you know oh yeah totally normal on a Hollywood
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  set make the underage girl wear that it was back
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  then called a girdle and at that point Hollywood's
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  so weird I love a girl with booty meat. I don't
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  want them all skinny. Creeps me out. I saw this
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  headline. How stupid is Kodak Black? How much
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  of a moron is Kodak Black? You literally get
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  pardoned by the president. Now, is there a chance
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  that he could be pardoned again? Of course. But
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  you literally get pardoned. And then you go out
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  and you commit that crime again. You're stupid.
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  No wonder your career is so average. You're an
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  idiot. Oh, wow. I've been recording for 11 minutes
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  and 11 seconds at 11, 11 a .m. All right, here's
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  the news clip. Serious legal trouble after cops
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  say they found MDMA and tens of thousands of
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  dollars in cash. Hell yeah! It's just, you know,
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  Kodak Black doing it, you see? Bring a Florida
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  bus tied to the wrapper. Here's what's going
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  on. According to an arrest affidavit obtained
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  by TMZ, Orlando police officers discovered a
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  pink bag containing MDMA. Can you imagine in
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  that moment when you're Kodak Black and you're
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  like, I think I might be in trouble again. You
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  know? There's like a weird before and after moment
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  whenever you're involved with the cops. Where
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  you're like, remember when I thought I had problems
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  in my head? Now I'm dealing with the pigs. $37
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  ,000 in cash and documents with Kodak's legal
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  name Bill Capri during a November car bust. I
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  love that. Kodak Black's name is Bill Capri.
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  Investigators also claim the bag matched one
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  Kodak appeared to show off on Instagram days
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  earlier. What a moron. You got too comfortable,
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  dude. Now, I'm not saying the president's not
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  going to pardon you, but you're stupid. But did
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  you ever look at Kodak Black and go, oh, yeah,
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  he's a real genius. He's a rocket scientist.
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  Did Kodak Black... One second here. Did Kodak
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  Black... This is how I'm going to judge him.
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  Graduate high school. Wow, he graduated with
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  his GED. Because I often say, if you didn't graduate
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  high school, you're an idiot. It's easy. They
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  want to get you to fuck out of there. So he got
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  his GED. How are you that stupid? Mm -hmm. Cops
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  say they found a distinct gun -shaped lighter
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  in the bag that Kodak also appeared to flaunt
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  on social media. He was just asking to get caught.
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  Mm -hmm. A psychologist would call that self
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  -sabotage. Here is Britney Spears' son on the
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  boat talking about their mom's post -rehab life.
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  What's up, Jaden? How are you, man? What's good?
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  Good. I wanted to know, you know. What up, Nepo
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  baby? How's your mom been since she's gotten
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  out of rehab? I have no comment. I have no comment.
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  I want to stay on her payroll. Everything's good,
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  though. Hey. He just seemed like kind of a brat.
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  Mm -hmm. Yo, how's your mom's rehab? Mm -hmm.
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  She's a hot mess, isn't she? I saw this headline
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  here and it just cracked me up. Mm -hmm. Neo
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  says the road is mad because he's polyamorous.
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  No, we're mad because you're annoying. Make new
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  music, dude. If you think the road cares about
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  who you bang, we don't. It has no interest in
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  us. The world is mad at the fact that I'm in
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  a polyamorous relationship. Not about the high
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  gas prices or all the issues. No. It's about
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  who he's banging. They are? There are people
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  upset. Yeah, there's deals that I missed out
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  on because they're like, we don't know if we
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  can get behind the whole. Well, maybe because
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  of your career, you haven't had a hit song in
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  like 16 years at the minimum. Mm -hmm. Not because
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  of who you're banging. Maybe you haven't made
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  any music. Oh, Polly Ann was like, okay, what?
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  Like, again, you. What? It's almost like you
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  can be a great person. You can. I don't know
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  if you're a good person. I'll be honest. Show
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  respect and appreciation, but the second you
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  do something that they don't agree with. Like
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  what? Cheating on your wife? And I'd be like,
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  oh, I'm totally polyamorous. Cancel. You know
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  what I mean? And that just doesn't make any sense
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  to me. You don't make any sense. You're annoying.
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  I'm so sick of love sucks. What an annoying dude.
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  Some dude named Landon Romano has dating advice.
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  What do you look like in the daytime? Y 'all
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  not dating. Y 'all fucking. It's two different
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  things. Know the difference. All right. Here
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  we go. Some deep advice from Landon whenever
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  the fuck your name was. There you are. Amber
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  Rose. Now, I don't find women that are bald to
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  be attractive. I think it's ugly. But not even
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  in like a good ugly way. Like it's like custom
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  hair. You look good. Well, she says that she
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  likes having sex. With 22 to 24 -year -olds because
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  they got more stamina. I ain't going to lie.
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  I'm 42. And the only guys I pull are like 22,
• 23:21
  23, 24. Can you imagine you get the moment to
• 23:24
  have sex with Amber Rose? I promise you, I can't
• 23:29
  get an old head for nothing. What? Do you want,
• 23:32
  do you want? Oh, Lonzo Ball's got a podcast now.
• 23:35
  He's like, NBA, I'm always injured. I'm always
• 23:38
  having knee surgery. Time to do a podcast. I'm
• 23:41
  just saying that I don't know. I haven't experienced
• 23:45
  the old head. They just don't. I thought she
• 23:47
  was going to say old hag. They don't come around
• 23:49
  me. They're definitely coming. Really? What a
• 23:53
  weird... It's called Ball in the Family Podcast.
• 23:56
  I mean, everybody's got a podcast now. All right.
• 24:02
  I feel stupider for listening to that. You know
• 24:06
  that woman, like, his dad went missing, Ashley
• 24:09
  Jenea? I guess her, the one that was dating that
• 24:13
  creepy white guy that makes all white men look
• 24:15
  bad, kind of looks like Rover. Yeah, well...
• 24:19
  I guess supposedly he tried to reach out to the
• 24:22
  parents and they left him on read. I would too.
• 24:24
  You probably killed my daughter. What an idiot.
• 24:34
  Candace Owens shared text messages that said
• 24:37
  that Charlie Kirk thought that he would get wiped
• 24:40
  at any moment. Can you imagine that? You're preaching
• 24:43
  a word about something that's probably not true,
• 24:45
  which is the Bible. And then you're like, I want
• 24:49
  to die for it at age 30. With a kind of hot wife
• 24:53
  that doesn't care about me, but yeah, I get to
• 24:55
  plow her. Yeah, I'd rather be dead. And die for
• 25:01
  a bunch of politicians that don't care about
• 25:03
  me. Great career advice, Charlie. There was a
• 25:07
  Secret Service agent who got caught jerking off
• 25:13
  in public. And I saw all the, man, I got, we're
• 25:17
  like, was he a secret service between 20 to 2024?
• 25:21
  It's like, no, he was hired by Trump, you asswipes.
• 25:23
  Oh, he's got to make it political. The person
• 25:31
  who was the prison mate with Jeffrey Epstein
• 25:35
  said that he has no doubt the financer committed
• 25:40
  suicide. I would say, I'm going to go on a limb.
• 25:45
  I think he was paid to say this. Note, at least
• 25:49
  to me, feels very kind of weird that it's almost
• 25:53
  like off the cuff, hastily written. The sentence
• 25:57
  structure isn't particularly good. Does that
• 26:00
  ring true to the person you interacted with for
• 26:04
  so many hours in terms of just the way he speaks?
• 26:07
  Well... It does and it doesn't, but it's... You're
• 26:11
  a loser! Seems to me he was probably very stressed
• 26:15
  being in the special housing unit because that's
• 26:18
  a really bad environment. That's the worst of
• 26:21
  the worst in the prison. If you want protective
• 26:23
  custody, you don't... You're with the bad boys.
• 26:27
  All right, damn. I'm with the bad boys. And they
• 26:31
  yell and scream all night, and it's just harrowing
• 26:35
  to be in the shoes. All right, that sounds fun.
• 26:38
  I don't even want to make the joke. Let's go
• 26:40
  to prison. Let's go to prison. Sounds fun. Oh,
• 26:45
  Blake Lively took a selfie with Ryan Reynolds.
• 26:48
  They're vapid losers. I hate them. Lindsey Chrisley
• 26:54
  got her dog back from her ex. Oh, that's good.
• 26:57
  I was so worried. All right, he's leaving. I
• 27:02
  see you. That's good. I mean, he was a good mayor
• 27:05
  during 9 -11. Is the guy an absolute loser? Of
• 27:09
  course. But like I said, he was a good mayor
• 27:14
  during 9 -11. Jamie Presley, the hot piece of
• 27:17
  ass from My Name is Earl, is on OnlyFans. But
• 27:19
  you know what's funny? It's not like she's going
• 27:22
  to have clam chowder on her face. You can do
• 27:25
  OnlyFans and not be dirty. That's the most click
• 27:28
  -baity thing ever. Oh, former Hollywood star
• 27:30
  does OnlyFans. Yeah, you can just read from loser
• 27:33
  fans that think you have a chance to bang them.
• 27:37
  I remember one time there was this girl I was
• 27:39
  talking to on a dating app like two years ago.
• 27:41
  And she was like, I now only communicate through
• 27:44
  OnlyFans. It's only $2 .99 a month. And I was
• 27:47
  like, you know what? I just got paid. Let me
• 27:48
  check this out. You know what happens? Once you
• 27:51
  sign up, you know what they do? They want you
• 27:54
  to buy selfies. They don't just start talking
• 27:56
  to you. And it might not even be them. And they
• 27:59
  weren't even good selfies. So supposedly big
• 28:02
  meats from black mafia family. The show that
• 28:07
  was on, he went to prison for drug racketeering
• 28:09
  for like 30 years. He's from Detroit. Mm -hmm.
• 28:14
  Then his son, Lil Meach, played him on TV. He
• 28:17
  got caught in a paternity test and was found
• 28:19
  free. Cher cut off her son, Elijah. That's good.
• 28:25
  Don't know about your son. Yeah, loser, Cher.
• 28:28
  You're a hag. Kesha masturbates every morning
• 28:32
  to guided meditation. That's the most girly thing
• 28:36
  I've ever heard. Luigi Maggioni was gifted one
• 28:40
  and a half million dollars from his supporters.
• 28:43
  You're all losers. You don't think he would kill
• 28:47
  you? If you're out there and you're a fan of
• 28:50
  Luigi, get away from me. Don't listen to me.
• 28:52
  You're a moron. You got the IQ of a five -year
• 28:55
  -old. Justin Baldoni's attorney said a bunch
• 29:00
  of words about Blake Lively. Can that hag just
• 29:02
  go away? In case you're not a smarmy loser and
• 29:05
  know what a Zem go, I just want it to go away.
• 29:07
  I'm not going to even talk about it. They're
• 29:09
  all idiots. Mark Hamill, that miserable twat,
• 29:14
  shared a picture of Donald Trump dead. Dude,
• 29:19
  what the hell is wrong with you? You peaked at
• 29:22
  Star Wars. D4VD, David's TikTok was banned after
• 29:28
  the murder charges. Oz Perlman correctly guessed.
• 29:33
  You know that Oz Perlman, it's the mentalist
• 29:37
  that show him in front. Yeah, he predicted Caroline
• 29:41
  Levitt's kid's name at that dinner with the shooting.
• 29:44
  You know what's funny about that is the fact
• 29:47
  that she probably told him. I don't like mentalists.
• 29:53
  If you believe that, you're stupid. I'm sorry.
• 29:58
  Leah Halton. I don't know who this hot piece
• 30:00
  of ass is, but it's Leah Halton. And she is talking
• 30:04
  about men with no confidence. There is a very
• 30:06
  clear difference. I love this voice. You know
• 30:09
  there aren't arguments. She would never. Shut
• 30:11
  up. Yeah, here's the kind of things to look for.
• 30:14
  Why guys that like you make you insecure. And
• 30:18
  one of the reasons is control. troll a lot of
• 30:21
  the times it's the guys who are insecure themselves
• 30:23
  and they want to place themselves in a position
• 30:26
  above you and make you insecure so you feel like
• 30:29
  you're insecure below the guy and you can't leave
• 30:33
  the situation and that they are better than you
• 30:36
  you can't get better that's something i've heard
• 30:38
  way too many times before you'll never find anyone
• 30:41
  better than me can i rub some butter on you you
• 30:45
  know There's a bajillion million fish in the
• 30:47
  sea. Yeah, there are, but time's gone by and
• 30:50
  we're not fighting anybody. That's why you pick
• 30:53
  someone because you love them, because they're
• 30:54
  the right fit for you, not because there's better
• 30:57
  options. Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. Go get plowed.
• 31:01
  You're overthinking. But then again, if someone's
• 31:05
  a fucking asshole, there are other fish in the
• 31:08
  sea. Whatever, honey. Blake's out and people
• 31:15
  were mad that he missed Gwen Stefani's No Doubt
• 31:18
  show. And he said his dickhead manager is to
• 31:20
  be blamed. My wife, my wife came to town. He
• 31:26
  sounds like a redneck boy. My wife. She's here.
• 31:33
  I mean, she's not here. Remember when they made
• 31:35
  that song, Minimum Wage Law? Like, shut the fuck
• 31:38
  up. You don't want to live off a minimum wage,
• 31:40
  you moron. He's over there. Hey, hang on. Frickin'
• 31:46
  I don't like country music. I just don't get
• 31:48
  it. Maybe because I'm not stupid. I'm kidding.
• 31:53
  Lamar Odom celebrates 100 days sober. I mean,
• 31:57
  he's another loser. He was so important to the
• 31:59
  Lakers winning the championship, and then he
• 32:01
  just becomes a drug -addicted moron. Sophie Rain
• 32:06
  speaks on how she's bored after making $110 million
• 32:09
  from OnlyFans, which I've heard from so many
• 32:12
  OnlyFans girls I know. They never want to bang
• 32:15
  me. But I know a few girls in OnlyFans. And supposedly
• 32:18
  those numbers are kind of inflated. Like those
• 32:21
  tits. Yeah, I know you're bored of my streaming.
• 32:23
  I'm bored. I don't know what else to do. I don't
• 32:27
  know. Go travel the world if you really have
• 32:29
  $110 million. It's so curious. Yeah. That shows
• 32:34
  that that will never make you happy. She doesn't
• 32:37
  even do that interesting OnlyFans. Do you really
• 32:40
  believe she's a virgin? She was definitely getting
• 32:43
  plowed by an NLE chopper. Take me to the chopper.
• 32:47
  Get out of here. I'm doing this thing called
• 32:54
  overcompensating because I'm fucking tired. But
• 32:57
  I wanted to do this show. And MJ was just on
• 33:00
  the air two hours ago. And I'm just home from
• 33:02
  it. And if I would have waited too long, you
• 33:04
  know, hung out at a car of a bar, work would
• 33:07
  have never got done. There's this weird thing
• 33:09
  going on. There's this streamer named Neon. Seems
• 33:12
  like a good dude. Kind of reminds me of when
• 33:15
  I was 21, 22. Now, granted, his fame is vastly
• 33:19
  bigger than my Cleveland radio and Tampa fame.
• 33:22
  But when you're famous, quote unquote, known
• 33:25
  at a young age, and you got these hot ass cloud
• 33:29
  chasers after you, You don't care about if they're
• 33:33
  with you for intent or not. You just want to
• 33:36
  get laid. Especially when you're a nerd like
• 33:38
  me or Neon where you get cool and all of a sudden
• 33:41
  girls like you. And he was like fiending after
• 33:45
  Alabama Barker and busty ass. And you know what
• 33:51
  happened? They were doing a live stream where
• 33:54
  he was watching her hanging around all these
• 33:56
  dudes on a yacht. Oh yeah! And he got a little
• 34:00
  jealous. So now, I don't know if this is a publicity
• 34:04
  stunt or, because all of a sudden, Alabama Barker's
• 34:08
  crying. She's like, I don't know why people don't
• 34:10
  take me seriously. Because you're a side chick.
• 34:14
  But anyway, you're a bust out. At least someone
• 34:20
  like Diana Rossini that I'll get to during side
• 34:22
  chick news embraces being that. But all of a
• 34:25
  sudden, in Alabama Barker now is like doing this
• 34:30
  weird thing where she's on the beach with neon
• 34:33
  and she has like a side I don't know how to explain
• 34:37
  it it's like um real life words on the beach
• 34:43
  life -size letters and it says grateful for you
• 34:47
  and they're on the beach and she shows it off
• 34:50
  and here's neon and her it's a romantic beach
• 34:53
  day and forty thousand dollar diamond bracelet
• 34:57
  that she gave Neon. Because usually he's simping
• 35:00
  for them and giving them stuff. Beautiful. I
• 35:04
  just want you to know. I just want to bend you
• 35:07
  over and play you. I just want to tell you you're
• 35:08
  amazing. Oh, you're amazing. You're for real
• 35:10
  amazing. This is fucking insane. You guys, I
• 35:14
  was at the hospital and Neon came and sat with
• 35:16
  me. You know how she gives a good mouth hug or
• 35:18
  two. He is trying so hard to get her to like
• 35:31
  him. It's pathetic. I've been there. When you
• 35:34
  want a woman to bang you. These are beautiful.
• 35:43
  And then afterwards, this is them hanging out
• 35:47
  in her room and she calls Travis. Where they
• 35:50
  made it official after a beach date. She's pulling
• 35:55
  a prank on him because she likes the clout she's
• 35:57
  getting. And he thinks he has a chance to plow
• 35:59
  her and is jerking off to her every night. What
• 36:01
  a moron. You're going to learn, kid. Teach me
• 36:03
  how to gamble, guys. Oh, really? Yeah, she's...
• 36:07
  That's a good thing to know how to do. Yeah,
• 36:10
  I feel like... Travis is like, I was just banging
• 36:12
  Courtney and now you're interrupting me. I had
• 36:14
  shade done. I'm going to faint. It's really fun.
• 36:18
  Why? I don't know what's going on with Bama.
• 36:22
  You just need to rest. Yeah. Well, I love you
• 36:25
  so much. You need to get laid. I bought you lingerie
• 36:28
  for Christmas. Go put it on. Give Neon the night
• 36:31
  of his life. You need to, uh, Jill Cosby. What's
• 36:35
  that? Jill. Hello! Okay, I love your dad jokes.
• 36:44
  Show us your new tattoo. How riveting! They're
• 36:49
  not even showing the screen. We're watching them
• 36:51
  look at his tattoo. Good stuff. She's definitely
• 36:58
  a dumb blonde. Gypsy Rose lost more weight. Man,
• 37:02
  she's going to be a skeleton. Oh, supposedly
• 37:05
  the bargain meals have brought people back to
• 37:07
  McDonald's. I refuse. I had McDonald's like,
• 37:13
  I don't know, three weeks ago in Chicago with
• 37:16
  my mom. It's good. It's McDonald's, but it's
• 37:20
  like not worth the price. Like, go fuck yourself.
• 37:23
  You're out of your mind. All right. It's time
• 37:27
  for Sidekick News, bro. Count as a bitch. Turn
• 37:38
  it up. Turn it up. It's Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 37:44
  Hoppy, baby. Sidekick News. We talking messy
• 37:51
  today. Uh, mic check, welcome to the circus Riding
• 37:56
  in the booth, cutting straight through the surface
• 37:58
  Call it like I see it, feelings in the hearse,
• 38:01
  kid You click the T, now you get the whole thermos
• 38:04
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints
• 38:06
  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
• 38:09
  dates Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe
• 38:12
  Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the
• 38:14
  face From the field to the runway, everybody
• 38:17
  frontin' Posting healing energy, while they DM
• 38:20
  'ing Can't tag the man, but you tag the watch
• 38:25
  he buys. This is side chick news. Side chick
• 38:28
  news. Ryan Hoppy gon' choose. Every fraud, every
• 38:31
  fling, every late night move. We exposed, we
• 38:34
  amused. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
• 38:37
  cruise. This is side chick news. Whole world
• 38:40
  tuned to the truth. You can hide from your man,
• 38:42
  can't hide from this booze. Side chick news.
• 38:47
  Phone light flashing. Who you trying to text?
• 38:50
  Got a ring on your hand, still shopping for the
• 38:52
  next. Reading what they have Co -op sucks when
• 39:49
  my actor report how it feels. Explanation. We
• 39:53
  low -key, that's the clue. You ain't made, you
• 39:56
  just headline a fool. Side chick news. Oh, yeah.
• 40:04
  Side chick news. Diana Rossini and Mike Grable
• 40:07
  rented a boat while she was pregnant. What a
• 40:10
  bust down. Oh, she's promiscuous. Side chick
• 40:16
  news. Hailey Beard says she's going to manifest
• 40:21
  a billion dollar sale. I bet you will, baby.
• 40:26
  And a billion dollar money sound as well. Because
• 40:30
  you know you like that. Joy Taylor released a
• 40:39
  new podcast after the Fox lawsuit. Oh, good.
• 40:42
  We get to hear dating advice from a skank. Diana
• 40:47
  Rossini's son is named Mike, but it's named after
• 40:49
  her brother. Not the guy she banged for seven
• 40:52
  years. Especially while she was pregnant. So
• 40:57
  here is a clip about what's going on with Mike
• 41:00
  Grable and Diana Rossini. It's wild out there.
• 41:06
  They've lost their mind. And Diana Rossini took
• 41:09
  a private boat trip together in 2021. I always
• 41:13
  wondered, because I've worked with morning radio
• 41:15
  hosts, they're cheating on their wife all the
• 41:16
  time. I always wonder what the wife's doing at
• 41:19
  home, knowing that they're inside of another
• 41:21
  woman. Like, oh, whatever. I'm going to have
• 41:24
  someone get inside of me. While the NFL insider
• 41:27
  was pregnant with her first child. TMV Sports
• 41:30
  obtained all the information surrounding this.
• 41:32
  It went down in Putnam County, Tennessee. And
• 41:35
  they held on to these pictures for a long time,
• 41:37
  man. In June 2021, while Vrabel was the head
• 41:41
  coach of the Tennessee Titans. Oh yeah! And Rossini
• 41:45
  was one of the most prominent NFL insiders in
• 41:47
  the game. Oh yeah, she was definitely, you know,
• 41:50
  letting people inside her. Now, the two, we are
• 41:53
  told, did not want to have their pictures taken.
• 41:56
  Duh, they don't want to get caught. Mm -hmm.
• 41:58
  Wow, breaking news. Throughout the entire trip,
• 42:02
  Vrabel agreed to take a picture with the crew.
• 42:04
  Rossini elected not to. Yeah, because you're
• 42:07
  hiding. Because you're a side chick. So how do
• 42:12
  you know this even happened? Well, we actually
• 42:14
  obtained documents that show Vrabel and Rossini
• 42:17
  signed off on a safety waiver to make sure everything
• 42:20
  was going to be okay with that. Oh, yeah. Now,
• 42:24
  later that summer, Rossini actually welcomed
• 42:26
  her first child with Kevin Goldschmidt. I am
• 42:29
  totally Kevin's kid. I'd get a paternity test.
• 42:32
  Her husband and, of course, you don't want to
• 42:34
  be like the Gold Digger song, 18 years. At the
• 42:37
  time, Vrabel was married to his wife, Jen. They
• 42:40
  got, oh yeah, Jen's so proud of him, pitched
• 42:42
  back in 1999. Oh yeah, she's the washed up hag
• 42:46
  at this point. Unfortunately, that's how he views
• 42:48
  her. I think she's hot, but. Now, we are told
• 42:51
  there was actually no PDA whatsoever throughout
• 42:54
  this entire trip, and they actually appeared
• 42:56
  very platonic, which... Oh, yeah, because they're
• 42:59
  not going to bang it public behind closed doors,
• 43:01
  though. You know he plows hard! ...is not what
• 43:06
  you can say about some other pictures of them
• 43:08
  together over the years. Whatever. It's less
• 43:11
  like a talking about them, yet I am here doing
• 43:14
  it. So I'm contributing to the problem! Another
• 43:20
  side chick right here. We all know that Justin
• 43:24
  Bieber had a hard time choosing between Selena
• 43:27
  Gomez, who's true wifey material, and Hailey,
• 43:30
  who's a side chick, and dreamed of marrying him
• 43:35
  because she has no talent. Besides being born
• 43:38
  into nepotism, she should join the FLZ morning
• 43:40
  show. Well, there she is talking about the judgment
• 43:43
  she receives from people. We're always supposed
• 43:45
  to go. You've been famous for a long time. You
• 43:48
  have been famous. You've been famous for about
• 43:50
  10 years, honey. For... Who in 2012 was like,
• 43:53
  oh yeah, Hailey Bieber. The family that you came
• 43:56
  from, the person that you married, now as a founder
• 43:59
  and a businesswoman in your own right, like,
• 44:01
  I'm curious if it... Oh yeah, she totally got
• 44:04
  the business up and running because of her talent,
• 44:07
  not because of her name and who she's having
• 44:09
  sex with. Ever feels... harmful or beneficial,
• 44:15
  like both sides of the coin, to have all of that
• 44:19
  history kind of be out there and have to have
• 44:21
  people know your story in that way. I just think
• 44:24
  being in this position in general. Yeah, people
• 44:26
  know that she ruined a relationship so she could
• 44:28
  get to the top. Heaven forbid we know the truth
• 44:32
  about these morons. That's the problem with the
• 44:35
  feministic movement is sometimes women try to
• 44:38
  excuse cheating. She's a bust down. There's a
• 44:42
  lot of judgment, you know, and I think that when
• 44:46
  when you're trying to figure out who you are
• 44:50
  on such a big scale in front of so many different.
• 44:52
  Yeah, I'm like, do I want to marry him? I'll
• 44:54
  be in a loveless relationship. He'll probably
• 44:56
  be bang and sexy red. But hey, I got a kid out
• 44:59
  of it. I got something out of it. People, it
• 45:06
  feels really restricting to be able to like.
• 45:09
  make really normal mistakes or like do the wrong
• 45:12
  thing or say the wrong thing and yeah you know
• 45:14
  you always gotta be careful i've hung around
• 45:17
  relationships that's starting radio where literally
• 45:19
  it's began an infidelity and the timetable is
• 45:22
  always interesting not be able to just naturally
• 45:28
  grow out of things and like grow in front of
• 45:30
  people and yeah it's hard to like grow and you're
• 45:32
  like yeah i was banging him he was banging selena's
• 45:36
  grumpiness And have that constantly be looked
• 45:39
  at in a microscope. I'm really uncomfortable
• 45:41
  a lot of the time in interviews. Please stop
• 45:44
  bringing up that I'm a side chick. I want to
• 45:47
  be credible, even though I don't have a credible
• 45:49
  bone in my body. Because I find that my words
• 45:53
  get twisted or, you know, things get totally
• 45:57
  misconstrued. And then it makes me want to, like,
• 46:00
  close off. You should close off. You're annoying.
• 46:04
  You're not that interesting. Trust me. Oh, it's
• 46:09
  time for Kardashian and royal family news. Yo,
• 46:14
  yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.
• 46:23
  Yo, yo, yo. Newsflash, happy hour, got the tea
• 46:27
  spilling. Rose and Kardashian's dumb Nepo villains.
• 46:30
  Crowns made of cloud, castles built on fire.
• 46:32
  Joe shows a Nepo, baby. Everybody's fair game.
• 46:35
  Time for War of the Roses because we're on creative
• 46:38
  hacks. They don't chew. No hustle. Just a hand
• 46:43
  -me -down throne. Earn nothing. But they claim
• 46:45
  the zone. Royal family. Kardashian crew. Nothing
• 46:49
  new. Just the same old view. Nape -o babies riding
• 46:53
  on a silver spoon. Turn the dial. We'll see you
• 46:59
  next time. King Charles with his face on a pound,
• 47:10
  but no way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound.
• 47:13
  Kim's empire, makeup and scandals, selling us
• 47:16
  drama like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,
• 47:19
  fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to
• 47:22
  Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through
• 47:25
  the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause
• 47:28
  for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static,
• 47:32
  calling out the fakers. Systematic from palace
• 47:35
  to mansion. All the same. Hoppy's voice loud.
• 47:38
  Breaking the game. Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.
• 47:54
  856 -4998. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
• 48:02
  at me, at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email
• 48:05
  me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. I just saw
• 48:17
  the Joe show posted on the FLZ page. It's like,
• 48:20
  producer Jade goes off about how they can't have
• 48:23
  kids. Unaffordable. And I felt like commenting,
• 48:27
  then how are you going to find the next generation
• 48:30
  nipple baby morning show? But I was like, I'd
• 48:32
  rather say it here. What's going on with Timothee
• 48:35
  Chalamet? Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner
• 48:38
  are enjoying their date night at Madison Square
• 48:40
  Garden. I wonder if she knows a thing or two
• 48:43
  about balls. That was hacky. The lovebirds watched
• 48:46
  the New York Knicks play the Philadelphia 76ers
• 48:49
  on May 6th. She's such a hot piece of ass. He
• 48:53
  was spotted cheering on his team enthusiastically.
• 48:55
  There you go. He's being a Knicks fan. A better
• 48:59
  Knicks fan than Ben Stiller that was at the Met
• 49:02
  Gala. You're a phony! And you're whipped. If
• 49:06
  you'd rather go to the Met Gala like a twat.
• 49:09
  Happy Hot Topic! Oh yeah! Kim Kardashian's A
• 49:20
  Lady in Love. I feel really calm and at ease.
• 49:24
  The star stepping out. You definitely come along.
• 49:26
  You're a lady of the night. In NYC this week
• 49:29
  with her beau, F1 driver, Lewis Hamilton. He's
• 49:32
  going to be driving Kanye nuts. His former pal
• 49:34
  is plowing hard. I know there's rumors that people
• 49:38
  have banged my ex. I hope you enjoyed it. A Broadway
• 49:42
  date night at a show she's producing. So they
• 49:45
  went out and they had a date night. Oh, isn't
• 49:48
  that lovely? No! Happy Hot Topic! Kris Jenner's
• 49:56
  revealing how Ozempic took a toll on her body.
• 49:59
  Honey, you were like 110 pounds. I'm so sick
• 50:04
  and tired of people that don't eat Ozempic. Listen,
• 50:07
  I abided this war, but you had no doubt about
• 50:10
  it. I shared a picture this week. When I was
• 50:12
  50 pounds lighter in 2019 because of the keto
• 50:15
  diet, I was pooping all the time. Calton would
• 50:20
  be so boring. I'd be bored off and he talks for
• 50:22
  like 70 minutes in a row. I would just leave
• 50:24
  the board because I'd have to take a dump. Well,
• 50:28
  anyway, when I was 250 pounds, I thought I needed
• 50:32
  to get down to 200. So I'm all about body dysmorphia,
• 50:35
  but I was actually fat. When the hell is Chris
• 50:38
  Kardashian fat? Khloe Kardashian says she took
• 50:43
  drugs at Coachella. Oh, yeah. She's wild. And
• 50:47
  then I often say the Kardashians are the royal
• 50:50
  family of America. Here's the actual royal family.
• 50:55
  Man has been arrested May 6 near former Prince
• 51:00
  Andrew's residence after police responded to
• 51:03
  concerned calls about a man behaving in an intimidating
• 51:06
  manner. Oh, yeah, because Prince Andrew's. Never
• 51:09
  intimidating. NBC News reporting the arrest,
• 51:14
  citing the Norfolk Constabulary. Per the force,
• 51:16
  officers attended and the man was arrested on
• 51:19
  suspicion of a public order offense and possession
• 51:22
  of an offensive weapon. All right, there you
• 51:24
  go. I think he's offensive and he got pretty
• 51:28
  much away with being a pedophile. You'll never
• 51:31
  hear me cry any tears for him. He's a loser.
• 51:34
  Time for Beckham News. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Turn it
• 51:43
  up. Let me tell my talk real quick. They still
• 51:50
  first on the sheet. Been bending these corners.
• 51:52
  I've been running these streets. They scrolling
• 51:54
  for the cameras. I scrolling for the stats. Got
• 51:56
  trophies in my mind. They just posing for the
• 51:59
  flash. Everybody worship what the tabloids sell.
• 52:02
  But they don't see the work. They just buy that
• 52:04
  shell. I ain't hating on the hustle. I just hate
• 52:06
  the act. Built on PR teams and a filtered past.
• 52:09
  I ain't trying to be Beckham. That vibe tracks
• 52:12
  for me. Old Bramble Hollow just plastered to
• 52:14
  me. They live for the gossip. I'm past the feed.
• 52:17
  David Beckham. I came from the quiet where the
• 52:32
  lights don't reach. Where dreams ain't sponsored,
• 52:34
  they just bleed each week. They float on the
• 52:36
  rumor, I float on the beat. They flexing on the
• 52:39
  yacht, I'm investing in the team. I'd rather
• 52:41
  live my block than chase that fame. They'd rather
• 52:44
  chase a lens than change that game. If Icon means
• 52:47
  shallow, then keep That tag, you can have that
• 52:49
  mirror, I'll keep my bag I ain't tryna be Beckham,
• 52:52
  that vibe treasure me Whole brain for hollow,
• 52:55
  just blast it to me They live for the gossip,
• 52:58
  I'm past the feed David Beckham and his family,
• 53:00
  that's whack to me I ain't tryna be Beckham,
• 53:03
  that's last to me Oppressed, no soul, that's
• 53:06
  a casualty They pose, we grind, that's the cap
• 53:09
  you see David Beckham and his family, that's
• 53:11
  whack to me They can keep that stage, the fake
• 53:14
  rich energy I just keep it real, that's a remedy
• 53:17
  Remedy. If they ask me who I never want to be,
• 53:20
  say David Beckham and his family on the beat.
• 53:23
  Oh, yeah. So I'm really caffeinated right now.
• 53:34
  I just drank a Sunrise Balance Energy. And then
• 53:39
  right here I have the Ghost Energy Orange Cream.
• 53:43
  Oh, good. Now it's time to talk about those twats
• 53:47
  known as the Beckham. Victoria Beckham is slowly
• 53:55
  unmasking her and hubby David Beckham's parents.
• 53:57
  God, she's got a rockin' money. She may have
• 54:01
  no credibility staying with a cheater, but you
• 54:04
  know she gets her own. Parenting styles, revealing
• 54:07
  the famous couple don't like to put pressure
• 54:09
  on their four kiddos and only want them to work
• 54:11
  hard and be happy. All right, there you go. called
• 54:16
  they don't know how to parent and get their kids
• 54:18
  out the house. They're going to be nepo babies
• 54:21
  if they're not already are. Happy Hot Topic.
• 54:26
  What's going on here? Today on TMZ. The question
• 54:34
  million Millions of people were waking up to
• 54:36
  this morning. What the hell were people wearing
• 54:40
  at the Met Gala last night? Madonna. I'm so sick
• 54:42
  of the Met Gala. It's a bunch of douchey celebrities.
• 54:45
  Look at us. Look at us. Shut up. She had a ship
• 54:50
  on her head. Heidi Klum came as an actual piece
• 54:53
  of art. Kylie looked great. Did Timothy go? No.
• 54:56
  He went to the Knicks game like a real... Hell
• 54:58
  yeah! Do you know who didn't go to the Knicks
• 55:02
  game? Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller. He went to the
• 55:04
  Met Gala? He wore the orange tie. Oh, thank you
• 55:08
  for wearing an orange tie, Ben, you fraud. I
• 55:12
  don't like the Met Gala. I think it's so freaking
• 55:17
  douchey. You're not impressive. It's insufferable.
• 55:23
  It's the worst. You look like a tool. For douchebags
• 55:32
  Black card grim, sculpted and stiff You paid
• 55:53
  a lot for a costume shift Tiny talk, big fake
• 55:56
  laugh All for a photo and a paper pad Lights
• 55:58
  on your wrist, dead in your eye You came for
• 56:01
  the flex, not the pies. Look at that pose, look
• 56:07
  at that face. Hanging on charm, basing on the
• 56:09
  cake. All dressed up for a mirror show. Everybody
• 56:11
  knows, everybody knows. No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 56:15
  no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Metagalus, the douchebag.
• 57:01
  Paint it on charm. Baked in the cake. All dressed
• 57:03
  up for a mirror show. Everybody knows. Everybody
• 57:06
  knows. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Metagallop.
• 57:11
  The douchebags. Metagallop. All that brag. Plastic
• 57:18
  bow tie. Price too high. Metagallop. I just laugh.
• 57:25
  The douchebags. Take off the gold. You can't
• 57:49
  buy glass. You can only get sold. One more grand.
• 57:54
  One more sham. Oh, robot. The same damn scam.
• 58:01
  The douchebag. I know this thing. Blake Lively
• 58:39
  and Justin Baldoni. Finally. So sick of these
• 58:42
  mons. Settled their legal dispute. So this went
• 58:46
  absolutely nowhere. Everybody got blasted. Where
• 58:48
  does Justin go? Oh, yeah. I'll blast you, babe.
• 58:51
  They have so many powerful friends. Like, what
• 58:54
  does he do? God, what a buddy film. Ryan Reynolds
• 58:57
  and Justin Baldoni. Oh, yeah. Kim Kardashian
• 59:03
  will not be a lawyer in 2026. No! She's always
• 59:08
  good at getting guys up. Last November, she attempted
• 59:12
  to pass the bar and failed. And there is another
• 59:15
  opportunity to take the bar. God, she's so freaking
• 59:18
  hot for her age. Sit on my lap! She'll not be
• 59:22
  taking it then. Would you hire a lawyer who's
• 59:24
  failed the bar? Some of the best students in
• 59:27
  life. It's that point where they keep talking.
• 59:33
  I don't give a shit. Even though I just played
• 59:38
  your clip, so I kind of care. Hayden Panettiere
• 59:41
  is looking back on her relationship with ex Milo
• 59:44
  Ventimiglia. Man, if you have to talk about men
• 59:47
  for content, you got nothing. Wow. You're bisexual.
• 59:52
  So cool. During an interview with Us Weekly,
• 59:56
  published May 6th, the actress shares a glimpse
• 59:58
  inside her relationship with the actor, whom
• 1:00:01
  she dated from 2007 to 2009, while co -starring
• 1:00:13
  together on the show Heroes. Telling the outlet
• 1:00:17
  about their breakup, it was so out of left field.
• 1:00:20
  Nothing that big or explosive had happened. Whatever.
• 1:00:24
  Blah, blah, blah. You're bisexual. You probably
• 1:00:26
  weren't that into him. Mm -hmm. Trust me. I am
• 1:00:29
  the authority on all things bisexual girls. Whoa!
• 1:00:34
  Happy Hot Topic! It's almost closing time for
• 1:00:39
  the bear. I end every workday by listening to
• 1:00:42
  Closing Time by Sony Sonic. Revealing that the
• 1:00:45
  hit series will debut its fifth and final season
• 1:00:48
  on June 25th. For the first time, confirming
• 1:00:51
  that the show is officially coming to an end.
• 1:00:53
  Yeah, I don't know how much. I mean, I know I
• 1:00:55
  yell all show long, so it's kind of funny. But
• 1:00:57
  how much yelling in a restaurant do you want
• 1:01:00
  to watch? Although it does do a good job of accurately
• 1:01:04
  depicting Chicago. That and shameless. The final
• 1:01:10
  eight episodes will stream on Hulu and will air
• 1:01:13
  weekly on FX's cable channel. All right, there
• 1:01:16
  you go. The bear. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Home,
• 1:01:21
  and we are so grateful to them. And now, you
• 1:01:24
  know, it's time to move on, and... Jersey Shore
• 1:01:27
  star Ronnie Ortiz Magro breaking his silence
• 1:01:30
  after this now viral clip showed the 40 -year
• 1:01:33
  -old seemingly losing consciousness. Oh, man,
• 1:01:36
  he is so coked up. It's sad. In an interview.
• 1:01:39
  Home, and we are so grateful to them. And now,
• 1:01:42
  you know, it's time to move on. That footage
• 1:01:45
  leaving fans concerned something was wrong with
• 1:01:48
  Ronnie. There's a lot of things wrong with him.
• 1:01:50
  who's been open about substance abuse issues
• 1:01:52
  in the past. Now, he's speaking out on Instagram,
• 1:01:55
  writing, though everything may look perfect on
• 1:01:58
  the outside. No, it doesn't. No one's ever going,
• 1:02:01
  oh, yeah, Roddy's life is perfect. Every day,
• 1:02:04
  I battle my depression, bipolar, and anxiety
• 1:02:07
  in silence. No, you don't. You beat up people.
• 1:02:11
  I battle it in silence, besides on this show.
• 1:02:13
  I don't tell anybody. No one gives a shit. People
• 1:02:15
  go, man up. Shut up. Happy Hot Topics. The FDA
• 1:02:22
  announced yesterday the first authorization of
• 1:02:26
  fruit -flavored e -cigarettes. Oh, yeah, you
• 1:02:29
  know. Hey, you'll get lung cancer, but at least
• 1:02:32
  it tastes like frickin' banana. It's a major
• 1:02:35
  policy shift that comes after months of appeals
• 1:02:37
  to President Trump from the vaping industry.
• 1:02:39
  There you go. The vaping industry. I would love
• 1:02:42
  to see Trump take a hit of a vape. It'd be hilarious.
• 1:02:45
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! hide your children because
• 1:02:51
  the witches are back back back again but this
• 1:02:53
  time who lit the black flame candle e -news can
• 1:02:56
  confirm a6 that oh good job e -news confirms
• 1:03:00
  it they love telling you that no one cares work
• 1:03:05
  harder whatever that means hocus three is officially
• 1:03:07
  in its early stages of development from all right
• 1:03:10
  i need to watch hocus pocus with my ex it's okay
• 1:03:14
  If you get your rocks off, it's a good movie.
• 1:03:17
  But if you're watching it and you don't get your
• 1:03:18
  rocks off, it ain't that good. What's going on
• 1:03:20
  with Savannah Guthrie? Happy Hot Topic! Savannah
• 1:03:25
  Guthrie abruptly exits that Today broadcast mid
• 1:03:28
  -show. During the May 6th episode of the daytime
• 1:03:31
  news show, the host quietly left her post 90
• 1:03:34
  minutes into the broadcast. With her co -anchor
• 1:03:36
  Craig Melvin telling... Can you imagine you have
• 1:03:38
  to broadcast to the world the nonsense news that's
• 1:03:41
  included on this show that the Today show covers?
• 1:03:43
  And you have to pretend like you care when you
• 1:03:46
  don't know where the fuck your mom is. Viewers
• 1:03:48
  of The Departure, Savannah had to leave a little
• 1:03:51
  early. She'll be right back tomorrow. So there's
• 1:03:54
  that. And then here was their response to it.
• 1:03:58
  Savannah Guthrie is back in her Today Show anchor
• 1:04:00
  chair. The Today co -host returns to the NBC
• 1:04:03
  morning show on May 7th after abruptly leaving
• 1:04:06
  in the middle of a live broadcast the day prior.
• 1:04:08
  About 90 minutes into the May 6th newscast, co
• 1:04:12
  -anchor Craig Melvin tells viewers, Savannah
• 1:04:14
  had to leave a little early. She'll be right
• 1:04:16
  back tomorrow, though. Savannah, who shares kids
• 1:04:19
  Vale and Charlie with husband Michael Feldman,
• 1:04:22
  was back on set the following day but did not
• 1:04:24
  share. I thought they were estranged. I didn't
• 1:04:27
  know they were together. Very reason for her
• 1:04:28
  absence. The journalist had a challenging year
• 1:04:31
  following the disappearance of... I would say
• 1:04:33
  a challenging year is getting laid off by one
• 1:04:36
  of your side jobs. I would say not knowing where
• 1:04:38
  the fuck your mom is. It's a little more than
• 1:04:42
  challenging. Horrific year? Her mom, Nancy Guthrie,
• 1:04:46
  who was reported missing from her... All right,
• 1:04:47
  we don't need to relive it. But yeah, challenging
• 1:04:49
  to... Like, it's challenging getting up for morning
• 1:04:52
  radio, but you do it. Losing your mom is not
• 1:04:55
  challenging. That's horrible. Pete Davidson's
• 1:05:02
  girlfriend Elsie Hewitt says she's cracked the
• 1:05:04
  code when it comes to motherhood. She's such
• 1:05:07
  a hot piece of ass. Who shares four month old
• 1:05:10
  Scotty Rose Hewitt Davidson with comedian Pete
• 1:05:13
  opened up about her bottle feeding tips. She's
• 1:05:17
  got a rocking body too. Sit on my lap. The Tommy
• 1:05:23
  Tippy feeding maid simple guide. While she exclusively
• 1:05:26
  bottle feeds her daughter. Sometimes she looks
• 1:05:28
  24 and sometimes she looks 38. The 30 -year -old
• 1:05:31
  admitted that she had some difficulty finding
• 1:05:34
  the right. I was going to look up how old she
• 1:05:36
  was in any Tommy. Technique. After two weeks
• 1:05:38
  of struggling to get Scotty to drink from her
• 1:05:40
  bottle, a mom friend suggested she change the
• 1:05:43
  nipple size from a one to a two. All right, there
• 1:05:46
  you go. Same day, ordered some size 2 nipples,
• 1:05:49
  and lo and behold, she latched perfectly. She's
• 1:05:53
  got that natural beauty where it's not like you
• 1:05:55
  have to put on a pound of makeup to look hot.
• 1:05:58
  Alex! All I could hear was a lot less than this
• 1:06:03
  because she wasn't talking this much. All right.
• 1:06:06
  Well, look at who her mother and father are.
• 1:06:08
  They never shut up, even though they're talented
• 1:06:10
  in their own right. What's going on right here?
• 1:06:13
  Whoa! Martin Short makes his first public appearance
• 1:06:19
  after his daughter Catherine Short's death. It's
• 1:06:22
  gotta be hard, you know. Everybody's gonna come
• 1:06:24
  up to you with condolences, condolences, condolences.
• 1:06:27
  And that's nice and obvious. The 76 -year -old
• 1:06:30
  steps out for the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's
• 1:06:33
  forthcoming documentary, Marty, Life is Short,
• 1:06:36
  on May 6th. Get it, Martin Short. Life is short.
• 1:06:39
  He's at the end of his life. The occasion marks
• 1:06:43
  his first public appearance since the death of
• 1:06:45
  his daughter, Catherine Short, in February. Oh,
• 1:06:48
  Marty's life is short. I get it. It's pretty
• 1:06:50
  clean. I wonder what it's like being an old entertainer
• 1:06:53
  where you could literally die right there in
• 1:06:55
  the red carpet. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Leigh
• 1:07:00
  -Anne Rimes is addressing a rumor that she's
• 1:07:02
  joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
• 1:07:04
  Ah, shit, give me the horn, shit. What is it?
• 1:07:07
  Don't Stop the Moonlight or whatever that song
• 1:07:09
  is? So freaking good. Amid speculation that the
• 1:07:13
  43 -year -old has been asked to join the Real
• 1:07:15
  Housewives of Beverly Hills, Leigh -Anne is setting
• 1:07:17
  the record straight. When Bachelor Nation alum
• 1:07:26
  Rachel Lindsay brings up the rumors on her podcast,
• 1:07:29
  The Morally Corrupt Bravo Show, Leigh -Anne writes
• 1:07:32
  in the comments section of the May 6th clip,
• 1:07:41
  She lives a good life, you know. Not everyone
• 1:07:44
  knows what she looks like, but she has the voice
• 1:07:46
  of an angel. Yeah, tornadoes scared the shit
• 1:07:57
  out of me. I ain't saying hurricanes are not
• 1:08:00
  bad, but tornadoes really scare me. And this
• 1:08:04
  guy is lucky he's okay. He was driving in the
• 1:08:07
  bad weather when lightning hit his car. Oh, he's
• 1:08:11
  one of those storm chasers. Look at me. Allison
• 1:08:15
  Hall spoke to him about his big scare. My big
• 1:08:19
  scare was a pregnancy scare. Oh, my God. Direct
• 1:08:23
  hit. Storm chaser Aaron Rigsby just got blasted
• 1:08:27
  by a bolt of lightning in his car. His Toyota
• 1:08:30
  RAV4 is completely fried. Pulling off the road
• 1:08:39
  near Tylertown, Mississippi, he radios to another
• 1:08:42
  storm chaser for help. I knew what he would sound
• 1:08:51
  like. Having his gear from the backseat, Aaron's
• 1:08:53
  out of there. He's still got a storm to chase.
• 1:08:57
  So you actually felt the lightning hit your car?
• 1:09:00
  Absolutely. It was just a really bright flash
• 1:09:02
  followed by the loudest thunder pop that I've
• 1:09:05
  ever heard in my entire life. Oh, I'm glad you're
• 1:09:08
  okay. Look at me. I don't do anything for clouds.
• 1:09:13
  I think it's so important to equally have anyone
• 1:09:16
  around you, especially a partner, that understands
• 1:09:19
  where your values are and what's important to
• 1:09:22
  you. That is a passive -aggressive shot at her
• 1:09:26
  saying Beaverhead in those areas. Gomez and husband
• 1:09:29
  Benny Blanco, they've got babies on the brain.
• 1:09:32
  Oh, yeah, you know, it's got to be fun making
• 1:09:34
  a baby with her. I know what matters to him,
• 1:09:37
  he knows what matters to me, and we're just there
• 1:09:39
  for each other. All right. The lovebirds, who
• 1:09:42
  tied the knot in September, are still in their
• 1:09:44
  newlywed bubble. Oh, yeah. And according to a
• 1:09:48
  source, they're loving married life. The transition
• 1:09:50
  has felt completely natural for them. All right,
• 1:09:53
  so we'll see if they have kids. That's going
• 1:09:55
  to drive Beaver nuts. We'll see him make some
• 1:09:57
  emotional music. And then Haley's like, what
• 1:09:59
  if I marry him? I'm an idiot. Now to Apple and
• 1:10:06
  the $250 million settlement over AI features
• 1:10:09
  on Siri. Rebecca Jarvis is back with the details
• 1:10:12
  of who's owed money from the company. What up,
• 1:10:14
  baby? Good morning again, Rebecca. Hi, nice to
• 1:10:17
  see you again, Michael. Hey, guys. Oh, they've
• 1:10:19
  totally banged. You hear that little pass of
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  a grandson there? From the company. Good morning
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  again, Rebecca. Hi, nice to see you again. Nice
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  to see you again. I was on top of you last night.
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  Mm -hmm. Michael, hey guys. And this impacts
• 1:10:30
  a lot of people. About 37 million iPhone owners
• 1:10:34
  are eligible for up to $95 in payment after Apple
• 1:10:38
  agreed to settle a $250 million class action
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  lawsuit alleging the company misled customers
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  about the AI capabilities of Siri. The lawsuit
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  claimed Apple deceived customers by marketing
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  enhanced Siri features. Apple deceiving people?
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  No way! that didn't exist, leading them to buy
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  iPhones based on false advertising. All right,
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  there you go. My phone's starting to act up.
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  It's the longest I've had a phone. It's two and
• 1:11:06
  a half years old. You know how there's like cat
• 1:11:07
  years and dog years? Two and a half years is
• 1:11:09
  like 80 years and an apple years, and I'm freaking
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  out because I don't want to get a new phone.
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  Nothing's new about it. It's just a scam. You
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  have to go there. You got to transfer. Whoa!
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  Happy Hot Topic! Don't say we didn't warn you.
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  There's a big change coming to Instagram tomorrow
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  night. Meta is about to drop a privacy layer
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  from direct messages. So some of you have your
• 1:11:31
  DMs encrypted right now. That means nobody, not
• 1:11:34
  even Meta, can read them. That all changes tomorrow.
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  Damn, it changes tomorrow. Because why does it
• 1:11:41
  change? I don't know why I did that. I clicked
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  out of it. My bad. Don't say we didn't warn you.
• 1:11:47
  There's a big change coming to Instagram tomorrow
• 1:11:49
  night. Meta is about to drop a privacy layer
• 1:11:51
  from direct messages. So some of you have your
• 1:11:55
  DMs encrypted right now. That means nobody, not
• 1:11:58
  even Meta, can read them. That all changes tomorrow.
• 1:12:01
  Meta says it's taking that encryption away. Digital
• 1:12:04
  privacy expert Harry Morgan says if you want
• 1:12:07
  private messages, Instagram, well, really was
• 1:12:10
  never the place for that. All right, well, I
• 1:12:13
  don't know. I got nothing to hide. you can see
• 1:12:16
  my boring messages from listeners that are rude
• 1:12:19
  as fuck that's the whole basis of Hoppy's inbox
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  my daughter Just recently went viral. Nick Cannon
• 1:12:31
  is clearing the air after his daughter's comments
• 1:12:34
  about her siblings went viral. Oh, yeah, you
• 1:12:37
  know, he's got way too many kids. In the April
• 1:12:40
  29th episode of Shannon Sharpe's podcast, Club
• 1:12:43
  Shay Shay, Nick is now explaining why his 15
• 1:12:46
  -year -old daughter Monroe can't. It's so weird
• 1:12:49
  to think when he was like a titan in the NFL.
• 1:12:52
  ah and there's the rumors that he likes a tight
• 1:12:55
  end uh the thing is who would have thought that
• 1:12:57
  he'd be like the celebrity gossip guy of the
• 1:12:59
  world and really meant the world thought the
• 1:13:02
  conversation was about something that it wasn't
• 1:13:05
  back in november 2025 monroe wrote on her instagram
• 1:13:09
  story that she only had one brother referring
• 1:13:11
  to her twin all right there you go sounds like
• 1:13:15
  he's got things really down with those kids not
• 1:13:18
  at all look It's a great job, but nobody knows
• 1:13:22
  what it's like to do one of these jobs unless
• 1:13:23
  you've done one of these jobs. Shut up, Gomer!
• 1:13:25
  It's a totally different beast. Stephen Colbert
• 1:13:33
  reacting to his late night replacement. The one
• 1:13:36
  that's brokered so they're making the company
• 1:13:38
  money while he costs them millions per year.
• 1:13:41
  And revealing exactly what he'll be doing after
• 1:13:44
  his final show. Brace yourself. It's finally
• 1:13:47
  happening. Colbert opening up to The Hollywood
• 1:13:49
  Reporter before Byron Allen takes over his time
• 1:13:52
  slot. CBS has decided to put comics on the leash
• 1:13:57
  on Monday through Friday at 11 .35. I love how
• 1:14:04
  it's called Comics Unleashed, but they're all
• 1:14:06
  reading off of a script. E .T. was on set with
• 1:14:12
  Byron in April when the deal was announced. It's
• 1:14:17
  expected to help CBS turn a profit in late night
• 1:14:20
  for the first time in years. Yeah, that's the
• 1:14:22
  problem. Did you hear that word? Turn a profit.
• 1:14:25
  They weren't making money. You know, I agreed
• 1:14:29
  to pay the network millions of dollars. Tens
• 1:14:32
  of millions of dollars. Okay, so. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:14:35
  he might be a douche, but he makes a lot of money.
• 1:14:37
  He makes crappy TV shows, but that boy makes
• 1:14:39
  money. Oh, this better work or I'm going to be
• 1:14:41
  in front of your house in a tent. That's a lie
• 1:14:45
  because you have many houses. Don't fall for
• 1:14:48
  that. He has many houses. So. Yeah, Kevin Frazier
• 1:14:51
  sounds a little jealous. What does Colbert think
• 1:14:54
  about the switch? Well, he calls Byron, who holds
• 1:14:56
  the title as the youngest comedian to perform
• 1:14:59
  on Johnny Carson, fascinating. He adds, He's
• 1:15:02
  like, yeah, I don't care why he gets it. I found
• 1:15:04
  out I wrote him the next morning and I said,
• 1:15:06
  hey, congrats. I heard you got the time. Good
• 1:15:08
  for you. Wouldn't it be lovely if you could drop
• 1:15:11
  Mr. Carson a note? Wow, that's so unfunny. Yeah,
• 1:15:15
  this is the first time we've had some... Whatever.
• 1:15:18
  God, he's not funny. That's why he owns your
• 1:15:21
  job. You're a moron. You think you're better
• 1:15:25
  than everybody, but you're stupid. Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:34
  We got about less than 160, 150 days until the
• 1:15:39
  NFL returns. But until then, Tyree Kills' estranged
• 1:15:45
  wife wants his records. Yeah, he's a scumbag.
• 1:15:48
  Taylor Heineke retired at 33. What an interesting
• 1:15:52
  career he had. And Stefan Diggs refuses to pay
• 1:15:59
  his male accuser. Stefan Diggs is the luckiest
• 1:16:04
  dude ever. We all know he's guilty. We all know
• 1:16:08
  he's a scumbag, but he got away with it. He should
• 1:16:11
  be proud of himself. He's a thug. Boy, did he
• 1:16:17
  get away with it. But Diana, I keep wanting to
• 1:16:22
  say Taurasi. Diana Rossini made some jokes about
• 1:16:27
  her husband because she's a skank. Hi, here's
• 1:16:42
  Diana Rossini. She was on Pardon My Take on Barstool
• 1:16:45
  Sports. And they were doing like, kind of a family
• 1:16:50
  feud. Barstool feud. How original. Okay, Diana,
• 1:16:54
  what is something you might close your eyes to
• 1:16:56
  do? When you have sex with your husband or wife.
• 1:16:59
  Again, this is from a family feud. What a hag.
• 1:17:02
  Can you imagine if a man said that? Oh, my wife
• 1:17:08
  uses teeth. It's done. That's the one. What a
• 1:17:13
  dumb broad. You make all women look bad. Because
• 1:17:18
  you're a bust down. I'm so behind on the NBA
• 1:17:30
  playoffs because I've been working with MJ. Right
• 1:17:33
  now, the Lakers are down 2 -0. The Oklahoma City
• 1:17:38
  Thunder and the Knicks are up against the Sixers.
• 1:17:41
  2 -0. It would have been so much more of an interesting
• 1:17:45
  series if the Celtics didn't choke. The Cleveland
• 1:17:49
  Cavaliers are down 2 -0 to the Pistons. And last
• 1:17:54
  night, a James Harden again. Enough of this.
• 1:18:00
  When it's all said and done, James Harden will
• 1:18:03
  always be a loser. Now, is James Harden a good
• 1:18:07
  player? Yeah. Hall of Famer. But everybody makes
• 1:18:09
  the Hall of Fame. If it was baseball, he might
• 1:18:12
  not make it. James Harden, when you need him
• 1:18:15
  to win a game. Hey, James, you're making all
• 1:18:17
  the hundreds of millions. Time to win a game.
• 1:18:21
  It's almost like he wants the offseason to end
• 1:18:23
  just so that he can go bang those women on his
• 1:18:25
  yacht. Last night, he went three for 13. Out
• 1:18:30
  for four from three, but made four free throws.
• 1:18:35
  Had a hard time saying that. And the thing is,
• 1:18:38
  there's a plus and minus, which means when you're
• 1:18:41
  on the court, were you up 15 points or down 15
• 1:18:44
  points? They were losing by 15 points when he
• 1:18:46
  was on the court. Man, James Harden has all the
• 1:18:50
  talent in the world, but once the NBA kind of
• 1:18:53
  started to crack down on flopping, he got exposed.
• 1:18:56
  He'll always be a loser. You're a loser, Harden.
• 1:19:00
  You can't do deadly squat. You always choke.
• 1:19:04
  It's insane. It's insane. You always choke. I
• 1:19:12
  don't know if he just doesn't care. I'd be embarrassed.
• 1:19:15
  All that dude does is choke. But Donovan Mitchell,
• 1:19:20
  I mean, man, that dude can't get out of the second
• 1:19:22
  round either. Here is Anthony Edwards talking
• 1:19:28
  about Mike Conley's longevity in the NBA. Conley
• 1:19:33
  was an all -star in the NBA. I think people forget
• 1:19:36
  about that. At once upon a time, he was one of
• 1:19:39
  the best point guards in the league. And I always
• 1:19:41
  tell him that, Mike, you used to be one of my
• 1:19:44
  favorite players. When I used to play 2K, I used
• 1:19:46
  to play with you and just run by everybody, shoot
• 1:19:48
  floaters and shoot layups all day long. It's
• 1:19:51
  kind of cute. Bet it makes Mike feel a little
• 1:19:55
  old. Bet that doesn't help out his midlife crisis.
• 1:19:58
  He's been playing for 20 fucking years. Here
• 1:20:03
  is a... Bitch -ass Jalen Brown bitching about
• 1:20:07
  being fined for criticizing the officiating in
• 1:20:10
  the playoffs, even though he choked. So I spoke
• 1:20:13
  to that. They fined me 50K. Season is over. Loser!
• 1:20:19
  Embiid cooked this. I'm moving on. But... The
• 1:20:24
  inconsistency of the officiating between playoffs
• 1:20:26
  and... Oh, shut the fuck up. You weren't bitching
• 1:20:29
  when you were up 3 -1, you little bitch. The
• 1:20:32
  season is not just something that's been talked
• 1:20:33
  about by me. It's been talked about and it's
• 1:20:35
  been seen. He tries to be a sage. He has that
• 1:20:38
  Kyrie Irving disease of, oh, my opinions matter
• 1:20:41
  because I speak really intelligently. Shut up.
• 1:20:45
  And, you know, you can find me and continue to
• 1:20:48
  find me, but it's just like... I care about this.
• 1:20:52
  Whatever, Dan. Blah, blah, blah. Here is Charles
• 1:20:55
  Barkley confronting Draymond Green on Inside
• 1:21:00
  the NBA. This is why we love Inside the NBA.
• 1:21:03
  It's the only show that's unfiltered. I don't
• 1:21:04
  see myself in another uniform, but I am also
• 1:21:08
  understanding of this business and know that
• 1:21:10
  it takes them to want me as much as I want them
• 1:21:14
  in order for it to continue. Well, it's over
• 1:21:15
  for the Warriors. There you go. I mean, no, no,
• 1:21:18
  no disrespect. No, no, no disrespect. It ends
• 1:21:24
  for every old team. You have your run. You get
• 1:21:29
  old. Y 'all let Clay go. You and Steph on the
• 1:21:32
  backside of y 'all careers, it just passed you
• 1:21:36
  by. Y 'all had one of the greatest runs ever.
• 1:21:38
  If you think you're not in the playoffs, you
• 1:21:43
  think you're going to get healthier for next
• 1:21:45
  year, you're just going to get older. That's
• 1:21:47
  no disrespect. You guys had one of the greatest
• 1:21:49
  runs of all time. If you want to compete. You're
• 1:21:52
  going to have to leave there. If Steph wants
• 1:21:55
  to compete, he's going to have to leave there.
• 1:21:57
  You're going to have to make that decision. What
• 1:21:59
  if they bring the right pieces in? They can't
• 1:22:01
  bring the right pieces because they don't have
• 1:22:03
  no cap space. Okay. They don't have any cap space.
• 1:22:06
  Do you believe that you believe what he's talking
• 1:22:09
  over here? Well, here's what I would say. We
• 1:22:14
  had to hurt for a reason. Right? Like, we're
• 1:22:17
  not. Because it's over. We're not oblivious.
• 1:22:19
  Yeah, yeah. So, like, this could be it. Man,
• 1:22:22
  Barkley needs to get punched across the face,
• 1:22:24
  which she has been. Barkley, that's the thing
• 1:22:27
  that makes me laugh. It ended for Larry Bird
• 1:22:30
  Celtics. It ended for Isaiah Thomas. It ended
• 1:22:35
  for Michael Jordan. There you go. This woman
• 1:22:41
  in the WNBA. Let me see if I can do it. Ariki
• 1:22:46
  Arika Ogin Bawalali. I'd feel bad for the announcer
• 1:22:50
  of the WNBA arena that has to say that name.
• 1:22:55
  Her battery charge was dropped after allegedly
• 1:22:58
  punching a man in the club. I never want to hear
• 1:23:03
  the WNBA talk about, oh, we don't get paid and
• 1:23:06
  we don't get equal rights. And then you get away
• 1:23:10
  with abuse. When someone like, I don't know,
• 1:23:14
  one of the NBA players do it, they get charged
• 1:23:17
  and they get probation. But a woman did it? Oh,
• 1:23:20
  we're going to drop the charges. Shut up. I think
• 1:23:24
  it's absolutely ridiculous how women get away
• 1:23:27
  with beating up men. Taylor, Frankie, Pug, I
• 1:23:31
  don't know what it is. This woman, it's hard
• 1:23:33
  to say her name, got away with it. Do you see
• 1:23:35
  the problem? You want equal rights, but when
• 1:23:39
  it comes to criminal charges, then you're like,
• 1:23:41
  I'm good. I'm good. That's hypocritical. That's
• 1:23:46
  phony. She's frightening in her mugshot. There
• 1:23:48
  is not an attractive bone in that mugshot, which
• 1:23:51
  means she'll beat your ass. And that's what she
• 1:23:53
  did. But charges got dropped, so whatever. Yo,
• 1:24:07
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• 1:24:39
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• 1:35:35
  Travis Kelsey is revealing how Taylor Swift has
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  made him more of a man. Speaking on his new Heights
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  podcast. Yeah, you really can't cheat on her
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  He says. Yeah, you know, he was a chicken nugget
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  now. I gotta use it. We can use it. There's nothing
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  Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every
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  the new price. Ah, so that's going on. I don't
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  depressing. Then there's this. Happening today,
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  morning. Hi, Beth. What up, baby doll? Hey, good
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  morning. So we've done extensive coverage of
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  this case, but today's really important for these
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  to openly carry firearms. Yeah, who's great idea
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  was Haley Ophelia, man? That's just months after
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  dummies. Low IQ morons. An influencer from Sarasota
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• 1:40:24
  loser. And then what's, what's going on right
• 1:40:29
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• 1:40:33
  were filed against the suspect accused of killing
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  those two USF doctoral students. Also today,
• 1:40:39
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  ceremony of the season. News Channel 8's Emmy
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• 1:40:51
  on the story. And those two capital murder charges
• 1:40:56
  are for the deaths of Nahida Bristi and Zamil
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  Amon. The suspect, Hisham Abu Garbiyeh, could
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  be facing the death penalty if he is found guilty.
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  Yeah, so that's what happened there. That dude,
• 1:41:17
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• 1:41:19
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• 1:42:46
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• 1:42:56
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• 1:42:59
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