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Hour 3 - Bear Jamboree · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom! Shakalaka. It's our number three mama. There goes that
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  Speaker 1: man in our number three. And how do you parse
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: the words of Bears coach Ben Johnson, who seemed to
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  Speaker 1: be celebrating quarterback Caleb Williams, although there appears to be
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: a secret secret. Message. Hidden message. We'll talk about what
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  Speaker 1: that message is here on the Ben Maller Show podcast. Also,
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  Speaker 1: did Cam Ward have the Titans ban the radio guy
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  Speaker 1: from covering the team? The Titans were so offended by
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  Speaker 1: a radio guy, they banned him. What are we doing? Also,
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  Speaker 1: on the Maller scale of embarrassment, 1-10... 1-10, how embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: is Falcons quarterback Tua Tungabailoa's Instagram unforced error where he
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  Speaker 1: posted a comment not realizing, or somebody for him posted
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  Speaker 1: a comment not realizing it was on his own Instagram
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  Speaker 1: account celebrating and cheering for Tua Tungabailoa. Who goofed? I've
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  Speaker 1: got to know. We'll get to all of those stories
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  Speaker 1: and more right now. Here it is, hour number three.
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  Speaker 1: It is a Bear Jamboree. Welcome in the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: another hour of the Ben Maller Show. We are in
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  Speaker 1: this hour from Sweet Home Chicago. My guys in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: they're Tree and Yafimi. They got a lot of excitement
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  Speaker 1: for it. The Bears got to that NFC Championship game,
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  Speaker 1: and despite... being in position there with the, well, that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't the NFC championship game, but the NFL playoff game
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  Speaker 1: at Soldier Field. Cold weather. Y'all told me the Rams
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  Speaker 1: are going to freeze in the cold weather, and it
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  Speaker 1: didn't quite work out that way between the Bears and
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  Speaker 1: the Rams last year in the playoffs, and we'll see
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  Speaker 1: what happens. A lot of optimism in the second city
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  Speaker 1: that this is going to be a magical year. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I did want to point out, coming up later this hour,
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  Speaker 1: we do need some questions for the Queen of Hearts,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, with Lorena. So if you want to
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  Speaker 1: send questions in, hashtag Queen of Hearts. She's giving the
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  Speaker 1: love sign With their hands there.
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  Speaker 2: We love love.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but we will do that
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  Speaker 1: bit later this hour. So hashtag Queen of Hearts. Many
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  Speaker 1: of you do not know how to spell that. You
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  Speaker 1: might want to use a spell check, and we'll use
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  Speaker 1: that coming up later this hour. So back to the point.
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour from Chicago, where the Bears
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  Speaker 1: head coach, Ben Johnson, was waxing loquacious about quarterback Caleb Williams...
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  Speaker 1: He said that Kayla Williams had a goofy side to
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  Speaker 1: him last year, but according to Ben Johnson, now he's
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  Speaker 1: much more serious and there's more intent behind everything that
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  Speaker 1: he's doing. That's a quote, more intent there. So that,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this or not, maybe not,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I missed it. Johnson's quote continued. He said he,
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  Speaker 1: meaning Kayla Williams, has taken a lot of pride in
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  Speaker 1: this approach. All right. So that's a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question. How do you parse the
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  Speaker 1: words of Bears coach Ben Johnson celebrating quarterback Caleb Williams?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got adulting, childproof locks, and Starbucks. And we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together, and we are
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  Speaker 1: going to pack on the pounds, which generally you try
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  Speaker 1: to avoid. All right, so first of all, All right.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson, after listening closely with my super hearing ability,
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  Speaker 1: turned up my hearing aid all the way, and I
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  Speaker 1: determined that while this is being packaged as a compliment,
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  Speaker 1: what if I told you that the coach of the
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  Speaker 1: Bears was not praising Caleb Williams? It was a public
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  Speaker 1: humiliation ritual. What are you talking about? Let me explain.
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  Speaker 1: So claiming that Caleb is finally showing up on time,
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  Speaker 1: which is one of the things Ben Johnson said, that
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  Speaker 1: Caleb Williams is showing up on time. He's preparing. It's
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  Speaker 1: like he's ditching the whoopee cushion. It's all polite code.
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  Speaker 1: It's all polite jargon for congratulations on finally Caleb Williams
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  Speaker 1: finally acting like a professional. instead of an immature, lazy
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  Speaker 1: clown who floated through last season and did not take
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  Speaker 1: their job seriously. The Bears were pretty sure did not
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  Speaker 1: draft Caleb Williams because they liked his fingernail paint. No,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't draft him. Because of that, they drafted him
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  Speaker 1: to become the valedictorian of Hallis Hall. And they're not
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  Speaker 1: worried about the punctuality. You shouldn't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: punctuality with anyone. So showing up early, which is what
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  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson was bragging about. Oh, he shows up early
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  Speaker 1: and staying late and all the cliches we hear all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Shows up early, first guy in, last guy out.
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  Speaker 1: Taking the trash out. Taking the trash out on trash day,
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  Speaker 1: which is basic NFL adulting. It's basic NFL adulting. You
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  Speaker 1: don't get extra credit for doing what, as an adult,
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to do. barely fulfilling the basic job description.
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  Speaker 1: And yet here's Ben Johnson. Oh yeah, well last year
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  Speaker 1: he didn't do these. Now I don't remember. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: missed it. You can fill me in. Did Ben Johnson
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  Speaker 1: last year call out the punctuality of Caleb Williams while
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  Speaker 1: that was going on? Methinks not so much. Methinks not
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  Speaker 1: so much. So there you go. The real test is
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  Speaker 1: going to come during the grind of the NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: Chicago does not need Caleb Williams or to become less goofy.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. They need him to become far more accurate.
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  Speaker 1: That's a problem. He completed, I believe it was like 58%
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  Speaker 1: of his passes or something. It was some very low
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  Speaker 1: number last season for the Bears, while Ben Johnson's talking
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  Speaker 1: about 70% completion and this, that, and the other thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's the big carrot on the stick, the 70% completion.
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations. Ben Johnson on graduating from Goofy University. Your quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson, graduating. Caleb Williams graduating from Goofy University or
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  Speaker 1: Clown College. And now, see if you can just complete
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  Speaker 1: the basic throws. The simple throws. The highlight throws are fun.
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  Speaker 1: The simple throws, that's what you need. All right, secondly,
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  Speaker 1: to Nashville, media scandal. Media scandal in the NFL. So
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  Speaker 1: the Tennessee Titans, I'm told that's a football team, not
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  Speaker 1: a good one. The Tennessee Titans have decided to decommission
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  Speaker 1: a prominent member of the local media. in Nashville. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this or not, but
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  Speaker 1: the Titans have revoked a radio guy who is now
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  Speaker 1: like every other radio guy who gets whacked. They end
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  Speaker 1: up doing YouTube shows and podcastings, things like that. But
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  Speaker 1: Jared Stillman's been around a long time in Nashville, and
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  Speaker 1: he has had his media privileges revoked. He has been
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  Speaker 1: excommunicated from the Tennessee Titans, removing all access to team facilities.
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  Speaker 1: What did he do? He said mean things. Well, also,
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  Speaker 1: he had a testy exchange that took place last week
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  Speaker 1: with quarterback Cam Ward over the lack of success that
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  Speaker 1: Cam was having on the exhibition season. You might remember
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  Speaker 1: this thing made the rounds. We were in Vegas, and
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  Speaker 1: I was unable to get a studio, so I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: work that night. But this was one of the things
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  Speaker 1: we were going to talk about. So Stillman and Ward
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  Speaker 1: got into it. Stillman had the question flipped around. Cam
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  Speaker 1: Ward was asked, about his performance, and he flipped the
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  Speaker 1: question around to the reporter. Assuming, like every other soft
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  Speaker 1: reporter in the media, that they wouldn't take the bait, well,
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  Speaker 1: Jared Stillman did not just stand down and give a
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  Speaker 1: polite answer. He did not. So when Ward flipped the
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  Speaker 1: question back to the reporter, Stillman graded him not well
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  Speaker 1: when Cam Ward asked how he played, clearly embarrassing Cam
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  Speaker 1: Ward himself. Now, Ward countered that Tennessee had made a, quote,
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  Speaker 1: huge jump in predictions. a different story upcoming for the
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans. All right, fine. Well, the Titans, last I saw,
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  Speaker 1: they had offered no formal explanation on why that led
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  Speaker 1: to a banishment from the media world. And so a
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  Speaker 1: lot of questions being asked. What exactly happened here? Was
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  Speaker 1: there other rules that were broken that we don't know about?
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  Speaker 1: Did he simply irritate the organization? And there's a popular
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that this was being fueled by Cam Ward himself.
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  Speaker 1: So let's address that part of the story. The question is,
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  Speaker 1: is this, did Cam Ward have the Tennessee Titans ban,
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  Speaker 1: ban the radio guy from covering the team because of
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  Speaker 1: the question, which didn't seem all that outrageous of a
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  Speaker 1: question to be asked. So the way I look at this,
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  Speaker 1: now we don't know for sure whether or not Cam
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  Speaker 1: Ward was behind this. Either way, it is extra strength, cowardice,
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  Speaker 1: from the Tennessee Titans it's just an extra strength dose
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  Speaker 1: and either Cam Ward pushed the panic button or somebody
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  Speaker 1: some underling some PR hack for the Tennessee Titans decided
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  Speaker 1: we need to put child proof locks on the media
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  Speaker 1: room child proof locks on the media room need to
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  Speaker 1: do it now Stillman asked Cam Ward again for those
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  Speaker 1: of you that missed it how he played Can you
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  Speaker 1: tell me how you thought you played? And as we mentioned,
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  Speaker 1: Cam Ward flipped the question back on Stillman and he said,
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  Speaker 1: not well. Oh, the humanity! That's likely that the radio
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  Speaker 1: guy was hoping that Cam Ward would say, I'm playing
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  Speaker 1: like ass, which is his most famous quote as an
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  Speaker 1: NFL quarterback, we ass. So Tennessee, by the way, I
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  Speaker 1: would like to point out, if you're starting quarterback, your
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  Speaker 1: former number one overall pick, your guy, Cam Ward, needs
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  Speaker 1: protection from radio guy Jared Stillman. Wait until he gets
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  Speaker 1: in to the game and goes on a blind date
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  Speaker 1: against NFL defensive players. Holy crap on a cracker. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's not going to go well. So Tennessee, if my
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  Speaker 1: math is right, I think they've won a combined six
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  Speaker 1: games over the last two years. I don't think that's good. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're such a hater, Mallard! I know. I know. Six
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  Speaker 1: wins in two years. They play 17 games a year.
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  Speaker 1: So six wins, and then there's 34 total games. So
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  Speaker 1: there's 28 other games you did not win. It does
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  Speaker 1: not seem like that's a job well done. But what
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  Speaker 1: do I know? I didn't play in the NFL. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't plan that. So apparently, though, it's good to
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  Speaker 1: know that Tennessee, their public enemy number one, is a
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  Speaker 1: professional gas bag with a microphone. But that is the problem.
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  Speaker 1: So it's fair to say that they do not, do
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  Speaker 1: not want... anyone to criticize anything going on. They don't
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  Speaker 1: want reporters to go in there. They want sunshine.com and
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  Speaker 1: over to the right, you've got some jock sniffers and
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  Speaker 1: over to the left, you've got the pom-pom wavers. You've
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  Speaker 1: got those guys over there. The fanboys, all the fanboys,
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  Speaker 1: all these generational people who were raised with The state-funded media,
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  Speaker 1: they love that. They do not like anything. They do
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  Speaker 1: not like anything negative. They want the complimentary back rubs
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  Speaker 1: is what they want. They want the chuckles. You know
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  Speaker 1: those chuckles when the athlete says something not funny? It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of awkward and everyone laughs hysterically at anything they say.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they want. That's what they want. So it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like the Tennessee Titans attempted... attempted to, let's put
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  Speaker 1: this guy on timeout, right? You know, that's it. And instead,
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  Speaker 1: they gave him his own playground. Because the part of
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  Speaker 1: the story which they clearly did not factor in here
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  Speaker 1: is you don't revoke the credential of someone who's irrelevant.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. You revoke the credential of somebody. Somebody who,
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  Speaker 1: instead of being irrelevant, they matter. And they're messing with
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  Speaker 1: your mojo. And that's why you would remove them. So
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  Speaker 1: this is a tremendous win for this guy, and congratulations
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  Speaker 1: to the Tennessee Titans. We mentioned they gave him his
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  Speaker 1: own playground. Well, not only that, they turned the village loudmouth,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to call Stillman that, into Paul Revere.
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  Speaker 1: Ban the loudmouth. Oh, no, the loudmouths are coming. The
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  Speaker 1: loudmouths are coming. Oh, my God, no!
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  Speaker 3: No!
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, to the social media faux pas of the week,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Dateline Atlanta, where Tommy in Atlanta hangs out, the Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: Falcons have not still named a number one starter. Number one.
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  Speaker 1: Has not happened here. Still neck and neck between Tua
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  Speaker 1: Tungabailoa and Michael Penix Jr. Now, meanwhile, Tua made some
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  Speaker 1: headlines here. He... went on social media, on his own
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  Speaker 1: Instagram page, to a tug-of-war there, posted a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: photos of him in a Falcon uniform, and he captioned it,
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  Speaker 1: For the A. This is very Russell Wilson-like. Very Russell Wilson-like.
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  Speaker 1: So he did that, and then the who goofed, I've
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  Speaker 1: got to know for the ages moment here, on his
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  Speaker 1: own social media account, apparently commented, we're so proud of you,
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  Speaker 1: you got this with the heart emoji. He used, to
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  Speaker 1: a tongue of Iloa, the heart emoji. Now, the comment vanished.
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  Speaker 1: The internet collectors made sure to take screenshots, so they
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  Speaker 1: saved that. There are things, save for austerity's sake. The question,
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  Speaker 1: on the Malheur scale of embarrassment, the Malheur scale of embarrassment, 1-10,
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  Speaker 1: how embarrassing is Falcons quarterback Tua Tungabailoa's Instagram unforced error?
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  Speaker 1: So after a minutes-long deliberation of the available information, we
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  Speaker 1: have determined that the Malheur scale of embarrassment, 1-10, this
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  Speaker 1: is a 7- A solid 7-7 heaven for Tua Tungabailoa. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So here's why. Now, on the surface, you say, well, Tua,
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  Speaker 1: it's a harmless social media screw-up. Kind of minor. But
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  Speaker 1: you dig a little deeper. It gets messy. It gets
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  Speaker 1: a little messy. So Tua somehow accidentally... He accidentally became
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  Speaker 1: the president, the chairman of the board, and the founding
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  Speaker 1: member of the Tua Tonga Bailoa Atlanta Falcon fan club.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know this was a thing. So he
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  Speaker 1: complimented himself directly from his own verified Instagram account. Again,
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  Speaker 1: who goofed? I've got to know. Even Kevin Durant, KD,
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  Speaker 1: the king of the burner. The king of the burner
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  Speaker 1: was rolling his eyes, having a belly laugh at what
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  Speaker 1: Tua did. Imagine, if you will, how sloppy your operation
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  Speaker 1: has to be. And I'm going capital S sloppy for
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  Speaker 1: this to happen. And yeah, sure, maybe Tua didn't personally
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  Speaker 1: post the message. It's possible he didn't. But he still
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  Speaker 1: gets to wear the scarlet letter. And the reason he
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: has to eat to hell and take the heat and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff is whoever did it, you hired. You
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  Speaker 1: hired a bunch of dingleberries. And rule number one, again,
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  Speaker 1: the rule is image management. When you look at image management,
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  Speaker 1: you have to know which social media account you're logged into. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this has happened before. I remember Skip Bayless did this.
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  Speaker 1: That was embarrassing. And there have been a few other
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  Speaker 1: people in prominence that have done this over the years here.
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  Speaker 1: At Tua's camp, may I recommend some QC, some Starbucks-level QC,
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  Speaker 1: quality control. Anywhere you go at Starbucks, any place, the
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  Speaker 1: coffee's about the same. The drinks are about the same.
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  Speaker 1: The snacks are about the same. It's quality control. And clearly,
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  Speaker 1: the Starbucks quality control not working out so well for
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  Speaker 1: Tua Tungabailoa because... It just seems like everything around this
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  Speaker 1: guy is more complicated than it needs to be. And
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  Speaker 1: then they deleted it, which in many ways made it
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  Speaker 1: worse because the Internet is forever. So what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: And the silver lining is this is a great talk
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  Speaker 1: radio story. So good job by Tua feeding the content
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: machine here at Fox Sports Radio. And Tua finally found
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: there's a happy ending because Tua finally found someone guaranteed
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  Speaker 1: to cheer for Tua. The man in the mirror himself.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Maler Show. If you'd like to
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  Speaker 1: be part 877-99 on Fox, that's 877-996-6369. We do have
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Too Much or Not Enough coming up later this hour.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And get those questions in for the Queen of Hearts
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  Speaker 1: with Lorena. That'll be coming up a little bit later
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  Speaker 1: this hour. Hashtag Queen of Hearts. Any kind of relationship
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  Speaker 1: questions you want to know what to invest in, in
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  Speaker 1: she's got all the answers there man she's just like what's.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite bag of trash bags I think that could
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  Speaker 2: be a good that's.
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  Speaker 1: A great question no one's ever asked you that question
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  Speaker 1: women love being asked about their favorite trash bags right
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  Speaker 1: and washing dishes, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: How do I build a sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Perfect way to stay in the kitchen. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: no one ever tells you on social media to stay
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  Speaker 1: in the kitchen and make a sandwich. Never. People are nice.
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  Speaker 1: They would never say that at all. People aren't a-holes,
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  Speaker 1: unless they are. I don't know. Anyway, it's hashtag, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the hashtag Queen of Hearts. And time now for the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard Riddle of the Day. Here's the Mallard Riddle of
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  Speaker 1: the Day. UCF football, Central Florida, UCF football went viral
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  Speaker 1: this week for selling blank at concession stands in the
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  Speaker 1: new college football season beginning here at zero week last week.
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  Speaker 1: So UCF football has gone viral this week for selling
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  Speaker 1: blank at concession stands during this college football season. That
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  Speaker 1: is the Mallard riddle of the day. The answer will
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  Speaker 1: get to it and we will do it.
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• 21:54
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• 22:05
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• 22:38
  Speaker 1: or not enough. All the answers are either too much
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: or not enough. It's true or false. Pretty simple. And
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Lorena is here. She's got the Queen of Hearts coming up.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Hashtag Queen of Hearts.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's me.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Love advice with Lorena. So send your messages in. And
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Koopaloop at a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan. Your
• 22:55
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• 22:57
  Speaker 1: court of sports radio. Here's the Mallor riddle of the day.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: The Mallor riddle of the day. Here it is. UCF
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: football went viral this week for selling blank at concession stands.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer? Let's see.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Does anyone know the answer? Andy in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: says selling Doc Mike's lemonade. Well, you can get that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: You don't need to buy that. That's wrong. That's free.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Just go to any of the urinals there. They get
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the urinal cake, a little piece of cake there, and
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you get some of the beverage. Late Night Drug Tester says,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Selling broken bobbleheads. That's wrong. It is just wrong. What
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Just Josh in Cincinnati says, They
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: went viral for selling hope. Alf the Alien O'Piner says,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: False teeth. Weed man's false teeth. He says is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what else do we have? Let's see. Page down.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I can't read that. Skip that over there. Page down.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Donkey Sausage was the answer from Donkey Sausage, who's excited
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: about Donkey Sausage Garlic Aioli. Very excited about that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I like the sausage.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: JT the Wingman says, Ben Maller Show P1 Rings. I'll
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: have to check with Mr. Irrigation for that. Timmy from Busco,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Indiana says they went viral for selling frozen cocktails. That's
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: what he said. $ 3 million life insurance policies from Analog Al.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Courtesy Flusher said marijuana is the answer. What else do
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: we have? They went viral for selling beer. Atilio in
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Florida said the gabagool. They went viral for selling the gabagool.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Mike the Leprechaun says selling
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: chocolate-covered cockroaches is the correct answer. I can't read that.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's go to Big Daddy real quick.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Then we'll get to the game. Hello, Big Daddy, who's
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: hanging out in Memphis. He's on Isle of Daddy.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: All my fans and all my constituents, baby, yesterday. Hey,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I overheard the other day you said something about a
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: meet and greet in Nashville.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Possibility.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Well, we've been talking about some of the places we
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: haven't been yet, and Nashville came up as one of
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the cities that we should go to. Would you make
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: the trip over? Would you make the drive, Big Daddy?
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, I will. That's a two-hour drive. Yes, I will.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Are you sure about that? Because guys say they'll make
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the drive, and then, you know, they don't show up.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Well, I just need to know the day that you're
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: going to do it. Because, you know, I get every
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: other Saturday off. I know y'all do them on Saturdays. Like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: I got this Saturday off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I usually get off. But I get my nephew.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: He's the driver. You know, he knows all about these roads.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: You know, he drives.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Look at that. You got a driver. You're a baller, man.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You got a driver. Let's check with Lorena. What's the date, Lorena?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Do we have a date?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: No, not yet, but we'll make sure that it's not
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: a Saturday that doesn't work with your Saturdays.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll check with you. We'll consult with you. Do this.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Do this. Do this here. I'm off tomorrow and go
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: like that. I'm off on a Saturday.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm saying. Not the Saturday that you
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: can't do Saturday, so we're going to choose the right Saturday.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: All right, so, Lorraine, make sure to look at your calendar,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and we'll let you know. And one thing about these things,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Big Daddy, we don't like to promote them. We don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: like to promote them. We don't let people know months
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in advance when the date is.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Is Nashville in the winter a good idea?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all right. I mean, it's south. They get
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: snow every once in a while, but it's fine.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, I just need to know what time of year
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: to look for it because I've got to start Saturday hopping.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: The Titans have played some games in some nasty cold weather.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: They've got ice. A lot of ice is a problem.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I love ice.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: In your drink, you like ice. Driving around, not so much. Well,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I got to meet you, Big Daddy. You got to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: come out. You're going to show up at the club.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to come out there, man, and try
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: to enjoy myself. You see Romo? Got up on those charges.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I don't understand how y'all sit up there and have
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: all this money and be morning drinking and driving. You
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: get a driver. What's going on? Six months with no license.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: That's what they gave you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people think, I'm a little drunk, I'm not that drunk.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: He was like really, really drunk. He was like super drunk.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: He wasn't just barely over the limit.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: He was.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: He was zoomed past the limit. Yeah. And how this.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Guy over there you said was doing the Coca-Cola, you know,
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: on the street they call it booger sugar. How did
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: they not know he was doing that before they got him?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Well, they did. They thought he had cured his addiction
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to the Colombian Bam Bam, but he had not. I
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: should use booger sugar more, right? I don't use that term.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I should use booger sugar. That's a good term, Big Daddy.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to steal that from you. Booger sugar, okay?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. All right, buddy. Get back
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to work. Come on. Chop, chop. All right. There he goes.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: The great Big Daddy. Going to have a driver. Going
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: to deputize one of his relatives and drive him over
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: to Nashville and we do the meet and greet.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: That's some dedication.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Well, we're guaranteed at least two people because I know
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: JT the wingman will not miss that and I'm pretty
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: sure that Big Daddy, probably Tommy from Atlanta would go
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to that one. I think I can put Tommy in there.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: We have a listener with a venue they didn't think of, right?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: They already said that?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Well, somebody had said, a gentleman.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: On Instagram, wasn't it?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. That there's a place that would host us.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Which is always the hardest part, right? Finding a place
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that we'll put up with our people.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: The greatest people.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Salt of the Earth. Salt of the Earth. Oh, you
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: know what's also Salt of the Earth? Well, this would
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: be Salt of the Earth.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: It's another Ben Maller game.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: We've endured too many of these.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Is it too much or not enough?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Enough already. And away we go. I've got to pay
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: off the Maller riddle of the day, by the way,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: before we get into that. Who goofed up?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: You did. You jumped over to Daddy.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: The answer, by the way, was, you know what it was, Lorena?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: No. I was going to guess used tissues. They were
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: selling used tissues.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: They were selling pretzel swords at the concession stand. Pretzel swords. Huzzah!
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It's an oversized soft pretzel. Yep, believe it or not,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: shaped like a sword. because they're called the Knights, Lorena. Oh,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: how big is it? Something I could say, but I
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: will not say that because I want to keep my
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: job for another day, Lorena. You're not going to trap
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: me as a woman. All right, let's welcome in our contestant.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: We have Brian in Minneapolis. Hello, Brian. Welcome.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Hi, how are you guys doing?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Look at this guy, Brian. What a stud. You ready
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to play the game?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: I am, yes.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Well, good luck to you, Brian. What do you do
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: there in Minneapolis?
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: I do demolition.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: The Demo Man. Brian, the Demo Man.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: The Demo Man.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: The Demo God. The Demo God. What kind of God
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: are you? The Demo God. All right, here we go,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Demo God. Question number one. All the answers are either
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough. The Chicago Cubs, the Cubbies,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: have hit 50 home runs in the... Or they did
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: hit 50 home runs in the month of August, which
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: is now over. It's September. Is that too much or
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: not enough?
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say... Not enough.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's find out. That is correct. The Cubbies. The
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: wind blowing at it, really. They hit 62 home runs
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: in August. The next closest team was the Cincinnati Reds
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: with 42. My computer-like brain tells me that's plus 20.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Plus 20 for the Cubs. Question number two. There have
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: been six different players to hit three home runs in
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a single game this season. Is that too much or
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: not enough?
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Too much.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Look at that. The demo god. Unbelievable. You are correct.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Too much. There have only been four. And that includes
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: guys like Cal Raleigh, PCA, Bregman, Baez. That's it. All right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: We know none of the twins will be doing that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: No, maybe in batting practice, but that's about it. Right.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Question number three. Here we go. Mad Max Scherzer of
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the Toronto Blue Jays now has 100 career games with
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: 10-plus strikeouts. Is that too much or not enough? Brian,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: the demo guy. Not enough. He says not enough. He's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: trying to wrap up the win. Let's find out. Well,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the answer is not enough. He has 115 games with
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: 10-plus strikeouts. That's the most by an active pitcher. Chris
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Sale is next with 95. So we move on now.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Bonus time. Are you ready, Demo God, for bonus time?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 5: I am.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: This man seems to know his sports trivia. Question four.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: You've already won the game. You can get an extra
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: golden ticket if you get these last two questions right.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: There are only three teams in the National Football League
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: this season with an average age under 26 years old.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say not too much.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Which is your final answer? That's my final answer. Well,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: what is it?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: You definitely said not too much.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Too much.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Too much. Too much. All right. The answer, that is correct.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: The Dolphins are the only team with an average age
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: under 26. So you've got four questions right. And now
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: we head on to question five. Are you prepared for
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: question number five? prepared as I'll ever be this is
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to run the board we'll call the game next week
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough no demo gods too much
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: or not enough if you get this right here we
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: go question five there were only six teams to average
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: 250 passing yards or more in the NFL last season
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: is that too much or not enough.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Not enough.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Sure about that.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty confident.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, Demo Guy, you've already won the game anyway. Let's
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: find out. Did he sweep the board? No. The answer
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: was too much. Only four teams averaged 250 or more
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: passing yards. That'd be the Patriots, who won the AFC,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the Rams, who almost won the NFC, the Lions, and Cowboys. Well,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you didn't run the board, but you did win the game,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: so congratulations, Demo Guy. Good job by you. You know
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: your stuff. Thank you for participating. We appreciate that.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Thanks, you guys. Have a great night.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: All right, you too. Take care. There he goes, Brian,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: in Minneapolis, off to blow things up. He gets paid.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Hashtag Queen of Hearts with Lorena. It's next.
• 34:04
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• 34:35
  Speaker 2: My fingers slipped. Exciting and new. Great song. Queen of hearts. Ooh,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: you heard the man love can find anyone, even in
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: a little hole in the wall bar in Vegas. What
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: a great time.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun there. Thanks to everyone
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: that showed up and I hope you enjoyed yourself. We
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: had fun, so that's it. Are you ready, Lorraine? Any
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: opening thought here? You just want to go right to
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the questions, whatever you want.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, let's just get into it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into it. What a great question
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: this is. Fergdog says, why are there not more female furries?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: When we all take our costumes off, it's always a
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: total sausage fest. That's from Ferg Dogs. Interesting. Why are
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: the ladies not into it? It's a great question. Come on, women.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Don't you want to dress up?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: It's probably because men really want to be pets.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Men want to be pet and women... What?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, men want to be pet, so they're dressing up
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: as furries, you know? They want to be cuddled. Women don't...
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Girls get cuddled all the time. They're fine. They don't
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: need that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, they get whatever... You know what I'm saying? Any
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: cuddles they want.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so men put on a big furry and then
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: they're able to go cuddle and be little dogs and foxes.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting. All right. What do we have next year? It's the.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: There's some pretty cool costumes. Have you seen those?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I was in Pittsburgh years ago, and that's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: where the head of the furry movement is, and they
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: have the furry convention. I don't know if they still do,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: but they did the weekend we were there. And it
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: was very odd because I didn't know what that was
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: at the time. This is a long time ago. And
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I saw a bunch of people walking around that looked
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: like they were like Disney characters all dressed up. And
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the F is going on? Bunch
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: of freaks in Pittsburgh. And it turned out there was
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: a convention going on. JT the Wingman. How great is
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: this guy? What a personality. Life of the party, JT
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the Wingman. Wonderful guy. Great person. A real mensch. JT says,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I am hoping to introduce cosplay into my relationship. What
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: is a better idea, Lorena? Cops and robbers or old
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: McDonald and farm animals?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I'm more of a cops and robbers type. But, you know,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: you could have fun with, like, the milkmaid on the farm.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Think about it like that. You know what I'm saying?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Kathy in Madison. What a fox this Kathy is.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: She's the Hey Mona woman. She's famous on our show. Yes,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: she is. What up, Kathy?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Hey Mona.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: That's her breakout moment on the show. A little doll there.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Every guy in Madison's trying to get their hands on
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: this woman, Kathy. What a babe. And she says, list
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: five ways anybody can look attractive, Lorena. Five ways.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Inner confidence.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Some new shoes.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe a shower.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: A shower would be nice. A nice hairbrush, you know.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: And always get the crusties out of your eyes. Always
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: get the crusties out.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Try.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put a little effort. But it's all about confidence,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: all about how you hold yourself. Like, I've seen some people,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if you're necessarily clean, but you,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: you know, you're looking good.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: All right. Shane in Des Moines writes in, he says, Hey, Lorena,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: why don't you host a weekend podcast like Mallard? Expand
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the Queen of Hearts brand segment into a 30-minute weekend pod.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done podcasts and things. I'm just a lazy
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: bum on the weekends, you know?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I should. So am I, and I still have to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: do three podcasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the bane of
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: my existence. You know what I do? I know people
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: at iHeart. I can set you up if you want
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: to do a podcast.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure. And maybe one day.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: They'll pay you like $ 2 an hour if you want. Yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You'll be good on that.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Good money. I was looking for an extra job.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows? Shane also says, my older brother's birthday...
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Been divorced twice. Any advice for the old man there?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I like those fun, you know, where you have people
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: sing at their door. Like, you sound like a singing gram.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Or you could get one of those.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Like a barbershop quartet type thing? Yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Or, you know, you could ask Ben for one of
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: those birthday shout outs or something.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Cameo.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: On cameo. I think that would be a great gift.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Nothing better than a cameo. Yes. Mike the Leprechaun writes
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: in and says, you discover a dark secret about your partner.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: How would you bring it up in conversations?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think you need to bring it up. Let
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: it stay in the dark. Was it bugging you beforehand? Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Well, once you know, you know. Alfie Alien O'Piner says,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: what's your favorite type of pickle?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Anyone that I can eat. oh my gosh there's vlasic
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: there's dill and sweet there's chopped and there's relish and
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: there's there's pickled chips there's pickles spears there's some brains
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: rob rob robin the three two one who found our
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: show and seems like he enjoys the show.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: He says if your overall dating life had a permanent
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: theme song playing in the background what would it be
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: lorena Dust.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yourself off and try again. You can dust it off
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: and try again. Something like that, maybe. I don't know.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: And Mark the Walker said.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Another one bites the dust.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That could be your song, your theme song for Mark
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: the Walker right there. Another one bites the dust. Well,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the segment bit the dust. It's now done. It's over.