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Episode 1657 - Girls Farting On The Internet · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Trinkin' Throw!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, right, welcome to Trinkin' Bros Kids!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Jordan Michaels is here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How's your arm?
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[SPEAKER_03]: How are you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: How's it going about?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's going good!
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[SPEAKER_03]: So, Anthony's got married.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Saw you at the wedding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was fun.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Some people, it's too much fun.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Is that right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the wedding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It sure did.
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[SPEAKER_05]: How much fun is too much fun?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, probably not, we got some family members in the room here today, probably not for today's show, but another one, and I got a really fun story for you later.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But it was a beautiful wedding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We all had an amazing time, and there's always one, one or two that just get trash, you know, one on our side.
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[SPEAKER_03]: same same guy who always gets trashed and I love it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love him for that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But congratulations the ceremony was awesome.
1:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for taking us to the gun range and to dinner on Friday night.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was the blast.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do that range was dope, dude.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Man.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it sank them 1791, if you guys want to give me a fucking discount.
1:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, it looks pricey.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was probably pricey, but it was fun, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We had a great time there, and congratulations, you guys, for real, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was great.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of your relatives here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We got Charles Zeller here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Charles, how are you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then, Jarred, first guest in the new studio here are AC one out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Our other studios are built in the other room, but the AC went out in that room in that room only, which is God saying, please stop doing this fucking show.
1:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop ruining North Carolina.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's great.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
1:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But the temp set is nice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, Jarred, I've got to ask you this question because this keeps showing up in my feed and I don't know why.
2:02
[SPEAKER_03]: We don't kink shame on the show.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Never have never will.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's got their own fucked up thing that they're into.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I certainly have mine.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Farting, pissing, or pooping around dudes and everything else is never been on that list for me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I've never understood it, but for some reason, I'm only getting served.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Girls farting on the internet and my Instagram feeds, my YouTube shorts, all that stuff.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's weird, because I've only been getting served.
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[SPEAKER_12]: like steak and Atlanta Braves content.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You know why?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, because that's what I've been searching for.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's what happens.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I've been typing it into Google and then the output is what I asked for.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would tell you if I was into girls farting.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like I think that would be a hilarious thing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think you are.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think when you get about eight heart A F's in.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
2:51
[SPEAKER_05]: It would know whatever that is.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you turn into this.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You always reference this gay lover Jeremy you are Jeremy.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I hate heart A's fuck.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Seltras.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And that's, that's the problem here.
3:01
[SPEAKER_12]: There's a whole like montage of girls farting on snare drums.
3:05
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I guarantee if I look in your phone or I'm not going to find one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: because to your point, my algorithm is nothing but member berries.
3:10
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all, look, was it, wasn't America great in the 90s?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Look, that's the idea.
3:15
[SPEAKER_03]: So I used to get a lot in nostalgia post, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: But now it started with breastfeeding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And so breastfeeding, when we talked about this in the show, breastfeeding is the cheat code to omelette.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: people were using strangers babies and shit like that like the friends.
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[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, this is why you subscribe.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of them work.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of you want to see what you're going to see.
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[SPEAKER_12]: A lot of more dolls.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They weren't real babies.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I would say, with the vast majority of those.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I saw some real babies, but he's saying it didn't match the race of the one I don't think that people are loaning out their babies to breastfeed.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't believe that.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Come on.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If you saw these girls,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can you rent a baby I think you just have to buy it if they have to absolutely can you take up the anything You just you I think it's a I think it's a full-on person.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I think you just there's a deli ticket thing You take one and you wait Right, that'd be a good prank actually if you see a woman breastfeeding and public you just have one of your buddies come up and set up a deli ticket Because if it's person.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, just walk up a grab a number and you're like you just look at it like hey
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I think that's kind of part of it because they're pushing people to only fans.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I guess that's the only way you can show a nipple on Instagram as if you are breastfeeding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I guess, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that, why not?
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[SPEAKER_03]: That we did and then it was like, okay, it went from that to girls' pissing and they were just pissing like dudes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So they would kind of stand over, slide their underwear over and then just piss in a field.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And you're allowed to show it because there was no vagina or anything else.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I guess technically you could say it's water.
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[SPEAKER_03]: if you wanted to.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But that was really fucking weird to me and then it launched into these farting videos so not every morning that you that I get up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm served some weird girl who's just videoing herself farting to start the day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Play this first one here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is a Brazilian girl farting.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go to the next one, Blue.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody called you blue cover the weekend.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to stuck with me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you do like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go to the next one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's endless and like, what's the end game here?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Unless this is a fetish that I'm unaware of.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Do you remember that woman that was farting in the glass jars and she blew her asshole out?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And she went to hospital.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She said fucking hospital.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that's where it started.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My phone picked it up when we did that episode.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And yes, she was in the hospital.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was selling her farts and jars.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This does nothing the internet.
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[SPEAKER_12]: This is this is me there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is for guys who've never met a woman Plus press play on on not that one blue.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We already done that one Blue get your shit together.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're gonna do this.
5:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Do it with the dates.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Here you go I Would it keep shaking his head he's saying no, no, that's gotta be fake how long does it go?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I hope there's like, you know, a gastro or proctologist that watches this, but there's like helping these women dying, those whatever issue there's something stuck in her pantyhose there like is that is that a block?
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, it's a deer call.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I think, because otherwise, what's the utility of this?
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here's this place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's volume.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And SEC fart.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Is that what it says?
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[SPEAKER_12]: What would you get?
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[SPEAKER_03]: That looks like a band I have.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That seems real.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be honest.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That one seems real.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that one's real.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, Luke, I might be gay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Is this my gay?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like this at all.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think that's me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So, can I just read off the the names here?
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it's like, there's Brazilian girl.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of Brazilians, apparently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if that's a fetish down there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Chuchu-ka.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's that mean?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go back.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Just type in, like they're not there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Just type in girl's farting up there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mm.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And not on this channel because it's gonna go to this channel.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You gotta go to the main feed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_12]: you know what I do know some Brazilian jujitsu guys that would probably super so go to girl go to the the account girl for that I mean your guy obj would be into it he was getting shit on yes remember that yeah you know what you don't remember this well remember getting shit he was cleanland yeah he was like there was a whole text streamer when he was telling the claim anything to have an obj claim yeah she did the podcast about there's a whole there was a whole thing he he asked for a point he would ask her to not shower for a couple days
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[SPEAKER_12]: and then come over.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He wanted to be a musty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because I want you to fucking musty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I want you to stink.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How am I going to shower every four days?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then he shit on her chest.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't shit on her chest.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Vice versa?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, fuck.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I was going to say the first one, you know what?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Power Booth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, take the power back, O'Dell.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I guess so.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, if you're paying for something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So scroll down here, go to that one, the girl in the black shorts.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right there in the middle.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yep, middle video.
8:25
[SPEAKER_12]: Do we need to have a discussion about what we got with the color black looks like?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's hard because we don't allow them in here.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So, right, that's how real.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You don't get thrilled?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No way.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think any of these are real.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm choosing to believe they're not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't understand, like, go to the one where she's got her leg up there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I guarantee they're doing this to sell the clothes afterwards to somebody.
8:51
[SPEAKER_03]: But I don't want to buy these clothes.
8:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Is there volume Japanese business man somebody and Dubai is like how much for those how much for those those Oh God Really try to get the feet in there on during the morning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the other guy there's two fettishes Oh boy
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?
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[SPEAKER_05]: We really do have to pay our teachers more if this is what they're doing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Where they can hold, we can give everybody digital pink eye because we can't pay our teachers.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I just wish, there shouldn't be teachers.
9:34
[SPEAKER_12]: That's not, that shouldn't be a career, that's nonsense.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You gotta pay, I'm dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, girls are farting.
9:39
[SPEAKER_12]: The government shouldn't be involved in educating anybody.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking over here on, you gotta go to school somewhere, though.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, at home.
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[SPEAKER_12]: you think people are smarter now than they were before.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That after watching this.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, of course not.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They are more in dark hide and hide or docile.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're easily controlled.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I tell you what didn't exist in the 1950s.
10:02
[SPEAKER_12]: Is this bullshit right here?
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[SPEAKER_12]: This, it's an even if you go to like, like, a shutter stock, which is a, I bet this is a stock camera.
10:09
[SPEAKER_05]: It's another 1950s.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, uh, what's his name from inside the actor studio was a Pempen France.
10:15
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, James Lipton.
10:16
[SPEAKER_12]: James Lipton.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I believe it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He was a Pempen.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Like, I'm not even kidding.
10:20
[SPEAKER_12]: Look it up.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look, look, look, look, look, look it up.
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[SPEAKER_12]: James Lipton Pempen.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He was a male in the dam.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I don't, I think they just called a Pempen.
10:28
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can't see, I can't see James Lipton raising a hand.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He said, no, no, he said he was more just like, worked, he ran to books for him, basically.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But read that out loud.
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[SPEAKER_09]: God.
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[SPEAKER_09]: James Lipton, the late host of Inside the Act Studio, worked as a Pimp or a Mac in 1950's Paris.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Pendingless and unable to obtain a work permit, he was offered the job by a prostitute friend.
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[SPEAKER_09]: He maintained that unlike American Pimps, a Mac
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[SPEAKER_09]: acts as an agent who protects works for the women.
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[SPEAKER_09]: He was putters.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was putters.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He was putters.
11:00
[SPEAKER_12]: He had a kissing company.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He was selling kisses.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: There's a game's lifted.
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[SPEAKER_12]: By the way, like he, I like how he tries to play it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Like it was just like a happened to be.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And he just happened to have a friend who was a prostitute that was so friendly with you that she hired you to fuck it right in the whole business.
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[SPEAKER_05]: How does, how does one come to acquire these context, James?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I'm on here right now.
11:22
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, the Reddit right now is saying there is, like that is a definite fetish with people.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's girls who have built entire TikToks and everything just off of farting.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, you walk, you walk in and you see your son watching this on TikTok.
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[SPEAKER_05]: What is your thought?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking lose my mind really.
11:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude, I'm not, you know, you get one, you get confirmation.
11:41
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not one of the gays.
11:42
[SPEAKER_03]: You get involved in shit like this at a young age.
11:44
[SPEAKER_03]: That cat sticks with you the rest of your life.
11:46
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's how it becomes.
11:49
[SPEAKER_05]: You're skipping a couple levels there.
11:50
[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like if you tell your soul that this is where you're starting.
11:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're skipping a few levels on the depravity scale.
11:57
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll tell him this, like you, I'll pay for conjunctivitis medicine twice, and after that, it's on you piece of shit, so you fucking life together, buddy.
12:07
[SPEAKER_03]: he has died of disciplinary man and a trail by the way like this is women's health magazine where it's just like hey these videos of girls farting will complete your life like yeah dude bodily functions are big in Asia apparently and that's like a big thing they you know like what they're farting on birthday cakes I'd always heard that rumor that was and then you could pay for the cake and eat it normally that's what bakers do in Utah when the gaze
12:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this girl's farting in jeans.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that's one of the TikTok ones.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then it's just a compilation of that skirts, jeans, pantyhose, all of it for somebody that did it know this exists for us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You sure know a lot of them looking at it right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Jesus Christ.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, TikTok cute girl farting compilation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They have 432,000 followers.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm shocked that they're using the word farting.
13:00
[SPEAKER_05]: You would think like these cute girls would like say like poofing or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
13:04
[SPEAKER_03]: It's specifically that because this is what their fans want.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That has to be a word for this then.
13:10
[SPEAKER_05]: Like when they're like, you know how there's like furries and stuff, like you can't sell it.
13:14
[SPEAKER_05]: So fetishes have classifications.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I found the word for it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's got the name for it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's got the name for it.
13:20
[SPEAKER_03]: What is it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: A proctophilia.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So like proctophilia.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fort fetish.
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[SPEAKER_09]: we're going to stick you from now on so hey there's an AMA there what's uh what are they saying look what are the questions um do you get turned on when or someone farce randomly publicly or is it does it have to be in a specific situation he says so it's a bit odd really randomly and publicly does nothing but if i'm feeling aroused then it may do something myself farting does nothing at all
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[SPEAKER_09]: if it's in a sexual situation, then they'll be preferably the buttocks of the woman on my face.
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[SPEAKER_09]: This is definitely, oh, so he wants the ass on her face while she's for it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's got to be in the mood for it to be good.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And he has to be erect, he says.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay, interesting.
14:00
[SPEAKER_09]: He says, what is he like about it?
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[SPEAKER_09]: It says, it's kind of the sound in the smell, the worst smell of the better, personally, however others with this fetish prefer it with no smell at all.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I like this sound far, it's as a term sound
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[SPEAKER_09]: It is very true.
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[SPEAKER_09]: However, the main thing I enjoy is the degradation fact.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay, so it's like a degradation.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, so I've got a I've got a I've got a follow on theory on this.
14:26
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay You familiar with a phrase a good second bottle It's like wine is wine good enough for a first bottle, but for the second one.
14:33
[SPEAKER_12]: It's fine I feel like this is one of the things when you're halfway through pound it off some dudes like I'm just not getting there.
14:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep
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[SPEAKER_12]: the regular whatever porn and watch and it's not getting me there so I got to take it up a notch.
14:43
[SPEAKER_12]: This is what it's either this or chicks with dicks and I'm not comfortable with the dicks.
14:46
[SPEAKER_12]: This is one step.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is one step before putting a belt around your neck and hanging while you're pounding off there.
14:49
[SPEAKER_05]: I got no problem with that.
14:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:51
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:53
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:57
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got no problem with that.
14:58
[SPEAKER_05]: Before I judge this as harshly as I've been judging, I'm sorry for yucking your yum folks that that are into this thing But if you could read that AMA again in a Japanese accent, so it makes more sense.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, God I like the smelly really.
15:14
[SPEAKER_04]: I like the smelly room.
15:15
[SPEAKER_05]: I like to put it in the face
15:17
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think that that would be way, but I would actually watch hours of a Japanese game show where a guy has his, his, his, his pecker up against like a little, uh, you know, sensor.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And he has to not get erect as the girls are farting in their faces.
15:32
[SPEAKER_05]: And whoever can with hold, you know, whoever, whoever can be the, the master of their domain would win the, uh, the
15:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's where it started.
15:42
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a 90 that showed 90 day fiancee.
15:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember that meme and that do that fact guy with no chin?
15:47
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
15:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Big Ed.
15:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
15:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Big Ed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Big Ed.
15:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Big Al, so good.
15:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Stephanie Maddo made $45,000 in one week selling jars of reforts for $1,000 a piece.
15:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And then she adds a flower pedal to each jar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Then we had the woman that we had on the show that we showed on the show who was selling Fartson and Josh in the 200K, that led to her hospitalization due to excessive production and gas pains.
16:13
[SPEAKER_05]: How can you hate that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was mistaken for a heart attack.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No way.
16:23
[SPEAKER_03]: So she thought she was having a heart attack and she was just straining so hard to get these Fartson and the jars.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a kick-up with production.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There's then she had the outsource.
16:34
[SPEAKER_05]: It's scaling.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Scaling of small businesses is a difficult thing.
16:38
[SPEAKER_12]: That's right.
16:38
[SPEAKER_12]: You know what I mean?
16:39
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, for sure.
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[SPEAKER_12]: The ability to keep up with production and also maintain a high level.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the quality control is the issue there.
16:46
[SPEAKER_05]: I do suppose.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, because if you started descending out fake jars, I mean, who would even fucking know?
16:53
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, so I just put a drop of like a one crystal of sulfur in some water and a fucking jar and no one Whatever.
16:59
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's like the Japanese that we're faking whiskey.
17:02
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't do that.
17:02
[SPEAKER_05]: This is this is I spoke.
17:04
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a bit Spill.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What do you think you're gonna take it to the fart lab down the street?
17:09
[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, this is just real farting They should get out it on the internet.
17:12
[SPEAKER_12]: No, it's all the fucking retarded bullshit
17:14
[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't feel like this is a very discerning client.
17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so there's a story.
17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to your Twitter and then there's a video in there.
17:22
[SPEAKER_03]: This woman, she explains it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How she's making so much money.
17:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a dude?
17:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Check talker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fart business.
17:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, at 31 year old caught a creator from the United States.
17:34
[SPEAKER_00]: A death of a man.
17:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It has made money out of him.
17:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is the growth of the fucking thing.
17:40
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a $200,000 from selling her farts.
17:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Amazing.
17:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Kind of fitting that it's an Indian.
17:44
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
17:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
17:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm I'm saying enjoy.
17:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're all good.
17:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you are.
17:54
[SPEAKER_05]: I used to tour the country or the guy named Kaffish Coolie was very big on the internet for a while.
17:58
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a great guy and his wife.
18:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're about to out this dude.
18:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what was the story?
18:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they're open about everything.
18:08
[SPEAKER_05]: She was a you know, had an only fans thing and a lot of it was based on wanting to see Catfish's wife to like they had this whole thing and people would pay for You know that to send a picture of their pecker and then, you know, she'd rate it and it would just be us driving in the car from gig big Great in these guys
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because we felt like she was a little too harsh.
18:29
[SPEAKER_05]: So we were like, hey, man, you know, I want these guys feeling good.
18:33
[SPEAKER_05]: We want, we want recarring clientele here.
18:35
[SPEAKER_05]: We have a maker's mark and cocaine habit to keep up with.
18:39
[SPEAKER_03]: We sure do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, some of them, so look, there's a bunch of them here.
18:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So some are going for 500 in a jar right now.
18:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And also of the dirty underwear thing I know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now eBay got rid of that.
18:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that right?
18:52
[SPEAKER_03]: They also got rid of socks, socks and bags.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was girls who were working out or doing different activities, selling their dirty socks and then eBay cut that off as well.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because that was a fetish where it was just like, hey, I want you to go run six miles and then send me those socks right here.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What if you're done?
19:09
[SPEAKER_12]: How do they know it's she ran six?
19:12
[SPEAKER_03]: They would ask for weird shit.
19:13
[SPEAKER_03]: So like there would be different levels of like what they were doing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, hey, I'm outside today, I'm in the garage.
19:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So like it would be hot, sweaty, and then the socks would be black.
19:23
[SPEAKER_05]: Because before globalization then, we lived in a high trust society.
19:26
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but before before the leftist globalist agenda decided.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's not true.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We've never at any point in human history lived in a high trust society, not once be not once at scale, not once.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I was about to say, I'm sure that there was a high trust society.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but the thing that sets the United States apart, you could read about this in Alex, the Tokfills.
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[SPEAKER_12]: writings on the U.S. and the early part of the 19th century early 1800s.
19:57
[SPEAKER_12]: And he said the thing that set the U.S. apart from all the other like Republican and Democratic revolutions that had happened over the years was that we had a natural inclination towards small private associations.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's what made democracy as it were.
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[SPEAKER_12]: capable of possible in the U.S. where it was never possible anywhere else.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but it doesn't scale.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It never does.
20:19
[SPEAKER_05]: So he likes that we were tribal, but that way we were commercially.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, the thing that the thing that makes the American Republic successful and even possible at scale is the fact that for a very long time,
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[SPEAKER_12]: people and small enclaves were dependable to each other now that's gone away which is why republic struggling right now for that's the that's the fix for it has that there's no like we've never lived in a high-trust society we've lived in an an extremely awake low-trust society as James Madison said in the middle-not-endials right
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, of course, I mean, you won't, you understand history.
20:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Troy had a high trust society.
20:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, bring that horse on in here.
20:56
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know, Rome was founded on, you know, high trust the trust kids being idiots like, hey, we're going to have a party to celebrate our new city.
21:04
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys are invited also bring like all of your wives and daughters.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Definitely not going to steal them and, you know,
21:10
[SPEAKER_12]: And that's better, look, that's better with a Thibians.
21:12
[SPEAKER_12]: That doesn't mean that Thibians is like, hey, bring all your sons.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they're a bunch of gay lords.
21:17
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, is that right?
21:18
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.
21:18
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they had out there were the ones that had an entirely gay military.
21:24
[SPEAKER_12]: So that a unit in their military, and I used the word unit sparingly there.
21:29
[SPEAKER_12]: But they had a unit in their military that was made up entirely of gay male couples, because they thought that they would fight harder to keep each other alive.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Blue go to and they want every battle except for the last one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I believe it did think the gays are incredibly petty You know, I'm like especially now.
21:43
[SPEAKER_05]: You'd you'd want gay You know people for manic drones like oh, you said something weird weird.
21:47
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have legs no more Bye Yeah, all right type in farts and jars there because I'm looking at him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's some for sale right now one of them's done by a Latina
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[SPEAKER_03]: and a jar she's offering a hundred or I'm sorry it's a hundred dollars if you want to buy it now or best offer so you can negotiate with that I hope scroll down there doesn't see this episode the poor guys struggle in the maintain any sort of fiscal responsibility look it i mean there's just uh there's a lot of
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[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's the Farts and George.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that's the one that's $100.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The she going to click that on.
22:17
[SPEAKER_03]: She going to any detail about what she was eating that day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would imagine that's going to be part of it.
22:22
[SPEAKER_03]: As I've seen a lot of Taco Bell, a lot of Mexican like hashtags as well.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It says authentic, jarred fart, sustainably sourced, locally produced.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Don't mind buying this.
22:32
[SPEAKER_09]: Speaking of all of this, we were talking about a real table.
22:34
[SPEAKER_12]: We were talking about this earlier, but the Giants just, the Giants just ain't their deal with OVJ.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We'll officially back on the team.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So it's common.
22:43
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I told you.
22:43
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah.
22:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, what I'm saying is, you think this is all related.
22:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's related, yeah.
22:49
[SPEAKER_05]: It's mainstream.
22:50
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, yeah, Jackson Dart and Abdul Carter.
22:53
[SPEAKER_05]: They need a team building exercise with one another.
22:56
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that we found it here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is $20.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's next one, Pungin, all natural farts in glass mixing jar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, as opposed to performance enhancing food, like there's no PDs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they've got a picture of it too.
23:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It is Asian.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, that one right there.
23:18
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I click on that Pungent fart in the jar for $20.
23:21
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's just weird.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You click this on and then go to the left.
23:24
[SPEAKER_03]: That's her.
23:24
[SPEAKER_03]: That's her.
23:25
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not her.
23:25
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an AI portal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, that is a real Asian woman.
23:29
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's AI.
23:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Having coffee in morning.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Not only is that AI.
23:33
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know if you've seen this, but you know, Eli Halver, and he's been, so he's selling stuff on Facebook marketplace, but he, uh, instead of a picture of the product,
23:43
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really it's what apparently it's working people just click on and decide to buy the ship I don't know it's We live in and we live in the dumbest period in human history Yeah, and then there's a box is called a mystery box here that you can buy it's kind of like the bro box It looks like but in these boxes one of your mystery items is a fart in a jar So buy it for someone you hate
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the closest we ever got on the show was we bought the on Ross Paterson Revolution.
24:12
[SPEAKER_03]: We bought the Guineath Paltrow vagina candle it was fucking awesome.
24:17
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
24:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, and it was expensive.
24:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was like a hundred dollars.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's done all of it.
24:23
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was sour.
24:24
[SPEAKER_05]: No bread was sour.
24:25
[SPEAKER_05]: No bread.
24:25
[SPEAKER_05]: I had a breeze.
24:26
[SPEAKER_03]: That'd be great dude.
24:27
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no use in sour.
24:28
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
24:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but I we we bought it and lit it live on air and then smelled it.
24:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Smell like a great vagina and also one that you were like, I can see when it's pouch shows actual vagina smelling like this.
24:40
[SPEAKER_03]: So she did that first and then sold out of them, Elon Musk was the next one we bought.
24:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Where what was it called?
24:47
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, the door candle too.
24:48
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he had, he, he, this thing called, this is the worst ever clone.
24:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Look up this bottle and it took a while to get to the office and then we sprayed it on my wife and I sprayed it on each other and it was the goddamn worst sent of all time.
25:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It would not come off your skin for like four days.
25:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And there was a back order for it.
25:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it's your own mask.
25:08
[SPEAKER_03]: My concern is that one mask was the one who did it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my concern is that these farts are a gateway drug to harder things like, you know, actual fecal matter and, you know, discharges being sold and bought.
25:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
25:22
[SPEAKER_05]: You know?
25:23
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's how plague begins, folks.
25:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, where's the FDA and all?
25:26
[SPEAKER_05]: There's, yeah, we don't know.
25:28
[SPEAKER_03]: But he did it just to do it.
25:29
[SPEAKER_03]: He released a limited amount of bottles.
25:31
[SPEAKER_03]: It came in this very nice, like, velvet box.
25:33
[SPEAKER_05]: How bad is it with dad and I?
25:34
[SPEAKER_05]: Or should he hear going there?
25:35
[SPEAKER_05]: There's government's got to step in here.
25:38
[SPEAKER_03]: burn hair.
25:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what he called it.
25:40
[SPEAKER_03]: He called it burnt hair dude.
25:42
[SPEAKER_03]: What kind of hair do you think that's peeps?
25:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Boy, when we sprayed it, it was so bad.
25:48
[SPEAKER_12]: And did we ever had your Pune's birth?
25:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
25:51
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, get too close to a fire, can't fire with a dead end dude.
25:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I used to jump him.
25:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
25:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it like an high school, be like, if we were ever camping or whatever, I would run buck naked for the woods and then jump to fire.
26:02
[SPEAKER_05]: Did he have to make the bottle look like it's a drain of chrome, actually, harvest.
26:06
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I think he, he probably did that on purpose.
26:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's, it's Elon, come on.
26:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were sold out by the way.
26:12
[SPEAKER_03]: So you only put like 500 out there were gone and like we just happened to get one of them because we were alive at the time.
26:18
[SPEAKER_12]: I wonder where he got it.
26:19
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, look, a lot of people don't know this, but there was a side show kind of like a knockoff of evil conneval where it was all dick stuff, right?
26:27
[SPEAKER_12]: Yep, dick related.
26:28
[SPEAKER_12]: He jumped stuff with his dick.
26:29
[SPEAKER_12]: Really?
26:29
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
26:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Stuff on fire, buses.
26:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And when I was at the giga factory there, the Tesla one in Austin, you know, for his employees, he designed his own line of sodas.
26:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So when you go in there, there's like maybe 15 different sodas and it's free throughout all the buildings and you go there and it's it and all the employers are like it's the best soda you'll ever have in your life and I go man, I'm not a big soda guy forgive me and they were like
26:56
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to try it.
26:56
[SPEAKER_03]: It's made with cane sugar and I was like, well, shit.
26:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what party I was made with.
26:59
[SPEAKER_03]: So I tried it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And sure enough, all of them were the best and my kid.
27:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Jagger got out and had like eight of them and he's just like, Dad, it's the greatest job ever.
27:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, no, I understand how like people would love to work there.
27:09
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the only place.
27:12
[SPEAKER_05]: recently we're even the fucking guy at the gate dude the guard guy at the gate you're such a savvy businessman you worked in a heart a f fucking promo to this thing about farts in a jar this is this is a master club there's a lot of master club there's a lot of mean dude there's a lot of overlap between the people who drink that and the people buy sure is no your audience it's the phrase that is going on since the dawn of time
27:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you're all impressed.
27:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Forten jars, 8% seltzer.
27:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude.
27:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Point about your jelly.
27:40
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, now the really real question is whether that's whether drinking that leads to this or whether you see that and you have to turn it to those.
27:48
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the only real question I think.
27:50
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, you've been on the show before you know we get some sponsors put the shit wagging on the air first and foremost my bookie dot com romico drink a bros doubles at first to pause it all the way up to a thousand dollars get off the couch and get to the action day with my bookie dot com and be a finals are going on as we speak NHL finals are going on as we speak and then the world cup.
28:16
[SPEAKER_03]: is about to get kicked off.
28:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, who do we got there winning this thing, Luke?
28:20
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we got?
28:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that Spain?
28:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Spain, France.
28:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Spain, yeah.
28:25
[SPEAKER_03]: It's favorite.
28:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's the USA in this?
28:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably not in the top 10, right?
28:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're there.
28:32
[SPEAKER_03]: The USA is right above, uh, keep going up a little bit.
28:36
[SPEAKER_02]: One more row.
28:36
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
28:37
[SPEAKER_03]: What is that?
28:38
[SPEAKER_09]: Plus $6,400.
28:41
[SPEAKER_03]: 6400 so 64 to one Jesus Christ.
28:44
[SPEAKER_03]: We suck.
28:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Trump has got us to the first round.
28:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's face it.
28:48
[SPEAKER_03]: We're hosting this goddamn thing.
28:49
[SPEAKER_03]: So you got the favorable draw.
28:53
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm always looking at France in these things.
28:56
[SPEAKER_03]: They just won the FA Cup of the Week.
28:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And I, man, mess these two old for Argentina,
29:09
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I hate to say it, but give me France and it's got damn thing.
29:11
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, but this is the beauty of it, man, if you believe in your country or have soccer players on everybody love soccer around the world, that are playing for other teams.
29:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Get these bets in now.
29:23
[SPEAKER_03]: What is Spain for to on.
29:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Plus for under 15.
29:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, four and a half to one.
29:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so these are great odds, man.
29:32
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to shit 10 a money on these.
29:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to throw a couple flyers out there, man.
29:36
[SPEAKER_03]: and see what happens here.
29:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Even on England, why not fuck it?
29:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I do world cups on, I watch every fucking game.
29:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm all in, I cannot wait to bet on this, and it's coming up very soon and to a city near you, whether in Atlanta, Dallas, and all kinds of stuff, take it to available on drinkabros.tickets.com and they've dropped a lot.
29:54
[SPEAKER_03]: They started off at like six grand a ticket.
29:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Now they're six hundred or something like that.
29:58
[SPEAKER_03]: 500 bucks, and it's a bucket list item to go to a world cup game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's face it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: America's not getting one for another fucking 20, 30 years, probably.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I, here's what I genuinely wonder because everybody changes over times, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then you have some other shit that you're into.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What if
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it was just like, hey, can I tell you what I'm really into, you know, and I'm like, I'm really ready to share my life with you.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What would you, what would you be more upset about?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Farting on?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Would you be more upset about finding out your partners into that or whether they run five K's on holidays?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oof.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... the the cyclist thing i hate to go back to the time that that would be the worst from the cheating and the uh... the cheating and run clubs is like outreying everybody in south florida knows if your girls in a run club she's she's not your girl no more that's like a big thing isn't really like outcrossed it was at the very beginning uh... if you're in a if you're girls in a run club
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[SPEAKER_05]: She ain't just your girl.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's like a whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It ain't a thing man that that the people love to run and then they meet up with each other.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was those two that got fired from the morning show.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you're naked.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You're sweating.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You've got a door fins.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like, come on.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's, you know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That black guy in that white chick who got fired for for cheating on each other.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Amy, Klobacher, or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was the one who tried to break the upstream thing and they shut her down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But they were in a run club, same thing in New York.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think you've broken the case here.
35:47
[SPEAKER_05]: I think your wife is hilarious as we, whoever didn't already know the wedding was so funny.
35:53
[SPEAKER_05]: The, she, when you're going to sleep, has clearly been whispering this into your phone.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this and this is how she's so rolling the reveal here and you're going to be like, honey, have you ever heard of this?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I have it, but I'm willing to try if you are.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's kind of genius.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So you know what she does to me though, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: She'll like late at night, like if she can't sleep, but whatever, she'll go into my search history and say how to murder my wife.
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[SPEAKER_03]: type in Google.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She'll look for fucking shovels like all the shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then she goes, dude, I've been planning this for years.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Played through the scenes of your destruction?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: For years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: For years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And like if we get an argument, she'll write it down, and it's like stashed away on like hidden notes and things like that to bring up later on the future and I'm like I look you're already getting half I don't like there's no need for any of this you know what I'm saying but she's just like just in case she goes to crime show so yeah so she'll do these searches on my computer and she goes you have no idea because she goes you're dumb as shit when it comes to tech and I go I am she's even no idea I'm doing this and I'll just delete it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but my search history is like murdering shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We've had a murder your wife choke her out What's the thing when you you put the liquid in a in a rag and then stuff it over their face, chloroform or ether works as well Yeah, but all that shit is on my daughterboard.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she fakes her own death You get convicted.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She comes back in 20 years and says is this not the greatest prank of all-time people and you just at that point You got to give it up Pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well done.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Isn't that just gone girl
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[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe the first time I did this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who was that for the insurance or what was it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I casually watched it because I always go back to the living and John's story.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, a living who John from Greece and everything else?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And tell him what you got murdered on that book.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Her husband claimed to have died mysteriously and turns out he just left man and they found him like 15 years later.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, just like Carol Baskin's ex-husband.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, oh, it's kind of bad.
37:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, but look up a living new John Husbands.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, because I think they found them and then the story of quickly died.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think they got a physical as well then.
38:08
[SPEAKER_05]: Now that when you were talking about an evil can evil with a dick stuff that reminded me that I forgot about this for so many years when we were so bored before cell phones would be sitting in a motel six my first year in the minors and we would sit there.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, my mind like baseball right now.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me clarify.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Finally baseball not the policy politician miners.
38:29
[SPEAKER_05]: The so we would we would sit at the end of the hallways with our late spread wide open and nothing but power and roll stuff towards each other's junk.
38:38
[SPEAKER_05]: It had to have a one bounce a baseball.
38:41
[SPEAKER_05]: What if we had twitch dreaming back then you know how many views that would have got as you had these guys trying to one bounce nuts shots with the baseball.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It would have been fucking annoying.
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[SPEAKER_05]: What year would you say that was, that 2008, 2008?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, cool.
38:54
[SPEAKER_12]: So when I first showed up the 80s, second year, born in 2005, my buddy Ben West who lives an hour from here, and another guy, we're shooting a fucking crossbow down the hallway at a target.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And everybody, just my first day there, and everybody would just announce when they were walking into the hallway, come out, come out, come out, they would say, come it out, and they would stop shooting.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, Jared's a story about you with the hatchet, it was pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I mean, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But, you know, the weird thing about the nutshot, you think of the direct hit is the one that would really get you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's when it clips the side into it, it pinches into the leg.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the brutal one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And because you get a piece of a ball, a piece of the, the, the, the, the, the, the scrote.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just doing a nerve.
39:42
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like pinching a nerve.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Women really just have no concept of what that pain feels like.
39:46
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
39:47
[SPEAKER_05]: We were talking about at the sports episode about Paul schemes.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We had a picture that could put a little topspin on it So he figured out how it would hit the ground and then come downward action.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's like flicking your pin Out a lot of like this.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It would get the tip and the berry and smushed the balls into the ground It would come downward action.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was
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[SPEAKER_05]: Unreal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's amazing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking at a living in Johnny here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So here's what happened.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The guy went on an overnight fishing trip and went missing off the coast of California.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 2005, he boarded a boat named Freedom on a fishing excursion at Freedom of the Marriage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Out of San Pedro, he vanished without a trace before the boat returned to shore.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was reported
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude, they Coast Guard went out there, said he was missing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, oh my god, what is this?
40:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he faked his own death.
40:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It started in 05.
40:47
[SPEAKER_05]: So he, he, he, he did the movie double jeopardy.
40:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's the plot of double jeopardy.
40:54
[SPEAKER_05]: He did it in real life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't seen that movie in forever, but uh, and then three years after that, she ended up marrying somebody else, and then she died of breast cancer in 2020.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's he even looks like the league in double jeopardy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Whoa, dude.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He just he saw the movie it was like, I have an idea.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so they're always saying he fakes his own death, but I mean, why?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and then they said we're not investigating this case like they were done with it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They were like, hey, we're all done with this bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just goes to show it to hack just he smell that really is like if you're going to commit commit commit for sure, but they there's a case right now it's going on with the same way where Homeboy I pulled this up, uh, the guy went boating with his wife and now he said she just jumped off the back.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, I saw this.
41:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a Florida, right?
41:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He said she jumped off the back and couldn't swim very well, or whatever, and then he couldn't grab her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he sailed into the thing, then called the police, then called the thing, and now he's being investigated for murder now, fine.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Which again, is the backstory of Cliff Branch in once upon a time, I think with Fred Fitzgerald.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Riddle me this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're all the way out in the fucking middle of the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've been out pretty deep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the stop you for?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I like how they're gonna prove that.
42:21
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like she fucking jumped or she fell.
42:22
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like Dan said in the last episode is the implication.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that all it is?
42:27
[SPEAKER_05]: Dennis Dennis or I'm always sunny, no.
42:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's that's probably the easiest way I would imagine.
42:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, look if you're if you're suicidal,
42:42
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you can take somebody else down with you.
42:44
[SPEAKER_12]: I, that's, in a really funny way.
42:47
[SPEAKER_12]: Like you don't even have to really hurt them yourself.
42:49
[SPEAKER_12]: You're like, if you're both suicidal and concerned about blood, you can fucking ruin somebody's life.
42:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You can just tie a chain around your fucking ankle and then jump with her and hold on to her.
43:02
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh no, I'm just saying you could, if you're out on a boat with your wife and she jumps,
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[SPEAKER_05]: no one's ever going to believe you never ever I wouldn't believe you if your last act of this earth was spitefully destroyed
43:19
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really funny, because the case that's going on forever was the one on Hollywood with walking.
43:23
[SPEAKER_05]: You're sinking going, gotcha bitch!
43:24
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it'd be more like, you know how you said you never wanted to live without me?
43:28
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
43:28
[SPEAKER_12]: Guess what?
43:28
[SPEAKER_12]: You're gonna die from getting raped in prison.
43:31
[SPEAKER_12]: Boom.
43:32
[SPEAKER_12]: You know?
43:32
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for playing.
43:33
[SPEAKER_05]: Look up Christopher Walker to pick that up.
43:34
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the most famous one of all the time.
43:36
[SPEAKER_03]: He killed Natalie Wood.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Natalie Wood.
43:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Natalie Wood.
43:40
[SPEAKER_03]: It was Christopher Walker on the boat and there was another dude.
43:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Another famous actor.
43:43
[SPEAKER_12]: The guy from number two from Austin Powers, what's his name?
43:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes, uh, shit.
43:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Wagner.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Robert Wagner.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
43:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then they coupe.
43:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you guys cover this in crime corner?
43:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
43:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
43:54
[SPEAKER_02]: We, uh, we did a Natalie Wood episode.
43:56
[SPEAKER_02]: It was Robert Wagner, right?
43:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Robert Wagner.
43:58
[SPEAKER_03]: What a hot group of people to be on.
44:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
44:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And Christopher walk in.
44:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, what was the outcome there?
44:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause they, they, they actually, no, well, that obviously, but I think they open up the case.
44:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Like she shelf for years or more.
44:12
[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't reopen the case.
44:13
[SPEAKER_02]: They had some independent guy was looking into it about three or four years ago or something like that.
44:18
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, Wagner was never charged.
44:19
[SPEAKER_02]: He was investigated, but never charged.
44:21
[SPEAKER_12]: I feel like if you, well, he's dead now, right, didn't he die and like he's dead, but walk in 2018 or something like walk in the left.
44:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got one of those scenes in the final.
44:30
[SPEAKER_03]: It's where, uh,
44:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Keith Richards and them end up blowing these girls away and they just like I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He's so high ocean Wagner's 96 out there So put him in jail there.
44:40
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I mean, like six just if Let me actually this if you had gotten away with a murder in your 96 and you you're like on your deathbed You know, it's the end you confess to that
44:53
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, fuck, you killed him.
44:56
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a great question, man, because OJ all I wanted to hear when he died, you and I did that live episode of Cemetery, which is hilarious by the way.
45:06
[SPEAKER_03]: God, on the day that OJ died, we were in the masters and it got rained out in the morning, so we were like, hey, let's just go shoot this in the cemetery and it was dopest fuck, right?
45:16
[SPEAKER_03]: There's video.
45:17
[SPEAKER_03]: There's video, we're in the cemetery talking about OJ.
45:20
[SPEAKER_03]: What I could never understand with all this fucking shit is why he didn't say on his deathbed.
45:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking did it, I just did it.
45:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, that's all anybody ever wanted to know.
45:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, wrote the whole book about the book.
45:35
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, just telling everybody there, like, hey, guys, you want to make some money?
45:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Just pop up in the video camera right now and sell this video.
45:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I did, if he said, hey, guys, there's one thing I want to say before I dive cancer.
45:46
[SPEAKER_03]: They could sell that to TMZ for $2 million.
45:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I did it.
45:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking killed both of them and I regret it because he's pro I regret it.
45:52
[SPEAKER_05]: He's probably embarrassed.
45:53
[SPEAKER_05]: It's hard for athletes to age.
45:54
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you know, when he was in his prime, there's no way she makes it all the way from the back door to the front door.
45:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's, you know, yeah, he could attract you down faster.
46:01
[SPEAKER_05]: The fact that she was able to get three four steps in is, you know, it's embarrassing really.
46:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did it.
46:06
[SPEAKER_03]: So the hilarious thing is the way that this has spelled out by the way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not the title of the book.
46:13
[SPEAKER_03]: It's if I did it, and so they hid the word if right there in the eye, it's was the goldman's own the right to the book.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So they own it.
46:24
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
46:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Own it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They reproduced it and then they sold 325,000 copies.
46:28
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn.
46:29
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
46:31
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I was at the same publisher, Judith Reagan did this and then she did the interview afterwards.
46:35
[SPEAKER_03]: So I got to hear about this whole thing and yeah, he fucking did it there.
46:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't there like a theory that his son helped him or something?
46:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, that was the crossover DNA.
46:47
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a guy that was stalking Dan and I for years.
46:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not kidding.
46:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And all you want to do is get on the show and talk about what he knew about O.J.
46:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And his theory was that it was the son.
46:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Son was going to drugs.
46:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not true, but whatever, man.
47:01
[SPEAKER_03]: The sky would send.
47:03
[SPEAKER_03]: crazy messages to us and then we put it on crime corner that night.
47:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, hey, and it was like, he's having like a bunch of fucking child photos of like Nicole Brown Simpson and everything else.
47:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
47:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
47:13
[SPEAKER_02]: We put it on that episode.
47:14
[SPEAKER_03]: If you go and listen, that OJ episode is a two-quarter I think, right?
47:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
47:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
47:18
[SPEAKER_03]: That one ended up being a two-quarter.
47:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
47:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was, I was stunned because I kept getting this shit in my email and it was like black and white photos of like Nicole Simpson.
47:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just like, man, this is fucking weird.
47:29
[SPEAKER_03]: But this guy, for whatever reason, which is
47:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the guy that I was going to be the Woody Harrelson dad was like a contract killer for the mob wasn't he so I mean, like, yeah, that, that whole relationship with him in my kind of ways, wireless shit.
47:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it, is it actual possible that there?
47:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you see the number of them, or she describes in graphic detail, uh, fucking the dad and, and, and, and, and, and him dying with a fucking boner inside of it, right?
47:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
47:53
[SPEAKER_12]: real story.
47:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
47:54
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, when you think they're related, they could prove that or just prove it in 10 seconds.
47:59
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
47:59
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
48:00
[SPEAKER_05]: That's, I don't know.
48:00
[SPEAKER_05]: It's internet theory.
48:01
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
48:02
[SPEAKER_03]: They have always lasted.
48:03
[SPEAKER_03]: They're going to get checked, but they've never done that.
48:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think it was through what what the two cousins or something.
48:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Rooster and the other one, whatever the fuck is named.
48:10
[SPEAKER_05]: They seem like they'd be cooler about it than Bill Burr was with Billy Corrigan.
48:14
[SPEAKER_05]: That was as awkward as God gets humanly possible.
48:17
[SPEAKER_03]: But they weren't, weren't, weren't they weren't related, correct?
48:20
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if they
48:22
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
48:22
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that was the, and, and I think how he Mandel thought it was going to be like, hey, here's your brother thing, and Bill Burr was not interested at all.
48:30
[SPEAKER_03]: He was lost his, his way here.
48:33
[SPEAKER_05]: If you haven't seen it pull it up, it's one of the most awkward moments in podcast.
48:37
[SPEAKER_05]: It's what we love podcasting for.
48:39
[SPEAKER_05]: It is, it's unscripted and a human, and you can't, you know, hide, and that's why Democrats are saying that.
48:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Bill Burr, and then, uh,
48:48
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, on how we mend out that was this was all if people haven't seen it.
48:52
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if you go to a horrible YouTube, Bill Burr would have rather been smelling an Asian person's fart in a jar.
48:57
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, go go go go go go go go go go go.
48:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, he goes on Rogan and talks about anything, too, right, but the interaction was on how we mend out.
49:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what's okay, press play on this.
49:08
[SPEAKER_02]: It's it and look who's here.
49:10
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, hey, what's up?
49:11
[SPEAKER_10]: Sit down.
49:12
[SPEAKER_10]: You're an asshole.
49:13
[SPEAKER_13]: Billy Corgan.
49:15
[SPEAKER_13]: Billy Corgon, I'm an asshole.
49:17
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought this would be great to bring a family together.
49:20
[SPEAKER_07]: He eaten until he told me you were quote, totally cool with me coming.
49:24
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what he does.
49:26
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what he does.
49:27
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought it would be like, can this be like, edited out?
49:30
[SPEAKER_07]: Or no, I can go.
49:31
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you told me bills.
49:34
[SPEAKER_10]: I fucking, now I'll do it.
49:35
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, did you ever think the fact that I never told that story that, you know, maybe you shouldn't?
49:43
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you have it?
49:43
[SPEAKER_10]: You know me fucking like emails and crap that I got like I sort of like went away from that.
49:50
[SPEAKER_10]: So let me just fill in.
49:51
[SPEAKER_10]: Let me just fill in.
49:52
[SPEAKER_10]: So do we talk on a regular basis?
49:54
[SPEAKER_13]: I know we've never met.
49:56
[SPEAKER_13]: So Billy Corrigan was nice enough on my podcast to talk about the fact that they told a story that he had never told before.
50:03
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at Billy.
50:03
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at Billy.
50:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at Billy.
50:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at Billy.
50:06
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at Billy.
50:09
[SPEAKER_07]: do you know who Bill Burr is?
50:11
[SPEAKER_07]: Bill Burr might be one of the children that your father sired in his days on being a traveling musician.
50:18
[SPEAKER_10]: Ah, if you do the math, we're going to teach his holding on to the kids.
50:25
[SPEAKER_10]: This close together named in the same fucking name.
50:30
[SPEAKER_10]: Could you think it's different because he's Billy and I'm Bill, like that's how we told the
50:40
[SPEAKER_07]: with all respect.
50:41
[SPEAKER_10]: I just thought, I don't know, it's not that I don't like him.
50:45
[SPEAKER_10]: It reminds me of all of that shit.
50:47
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, it just seems more of the save from what I've been hearing.
50:54
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, but I mean, I like your music.
50:56
[SPEAKER_13]: I appreciate this.
50:57
[SPEAKER_13]: OK, great.
50:58
[SPEAKER_13]: Would you, you know, be cool if you like your brother play drums?
51:02
[SPEAKER_13]: What?
51:03
[SPEAKER_07]: The fact that he said he can't sing, I think that sort of disproves that were related.
51:08
[SPEAKER_07]: because I'm not fully courting cancelling.
51:09
[SPEAKER_07]: Right, you know what I mean?
51:10
[SPEAKER_10]: So that's what we got to do.
51:13
[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, you've done well for yourself.
51:15
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm happy for you, you know, but I just would prefer if you just kind of let this fuck go around.
51:21
[SPEAKER_10]: No, not telling these fucking stories.
51:24
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, why did you feel the need to do that?
51:26
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, can I, can I give you the set up?
51:28
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't always because it's his fault.
51:29
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you can do whatever you want because you kind of try to be with that.
51:32
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I'm trying to respect.
51:33
[SPEAKER_07]: Now you are.
51:33
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, don't wait.
51:34
[SPEAKER_07]: I told me you were going to do that.
51:35
[SPEAKER_10]: I was fan that that fucking track here style.
51:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God, I was fan that fucking track.
51:41
[SPEAKER_10]: Fucking rigblyville.
51:42
[SPEAKER_10]: A bunch of cunts.
51:44
[SPEAKER_10]: Sides where it's at.
51:45
[SPEAKER_10]: What's up?
51:47
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you want to tell the story?
51:47
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
51:48
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
51:48
[SPEAKER_07]: Builders.
51:49
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
51:50
[SPEAKER_07]: First.
51:50
[SPEAKER_07]: He knows about 80 buildings in this area.
51:52
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if you know how rich he is.
51:54
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway.
51:55
[SPEAKER_07]: So I was working in another building.
51:56
[SPEAKER_07]: And I came out the building.
51:57
[SPEAKER_07]: And the first thing he said to me was, here comes Bill Burr.
52:01
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, do you know that story somehow?
52:04
[SPEAKER_07]: They said, what story?
52:05
[SPEAKER_07]: So I told him privately that story.
52:07
[SPEAKER_07]: He said, oh, you got to say this on the air.
52:10
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but he always does that because that's the thing.
52:12
[SPEAKER_10]: He's bringing in here not because he's trying to heal the bullshit that we went through growing up.
52:17
[SPEAKER_10]: He's getting hit just for the fucking ratings.
52:19
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, the guy literally accepted a fucking award in the middle of a podcast.
52:23
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm personally promoting my special and he's over here like you can do it March, March, March, 14th.
52:31
[SPEAKER_13]: I still love you though.
52:34
[SPEAKER_13]: But it's not about me.
52:35
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so now what will we love?
52:37
[SPEAKER_13]: Love to love you.
52:38
[SPEAKER_13]: We love hard conversations.
52:39
[SPEAKER_13]: This is what we love.
52:40
[SPEAKER_07]: I have a sensor.
52:41
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
52:42
[SPEAKER_07]: My arm is still good.
52:43
[SPEAKER_07]: I got to go big as that.
52:45
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you like wrestling?
52:47
[SPEAKER_10]: like, what kind of wrestling?
52:49
[SPEAKER_10]: The real shit are like the WWE, the WWE, I love that.
52:53
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I own the NWA, which is the oldest wrestling organization in the world.
52:58
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, that's, I respect that.
53:00
[SPEAKER_12]: You won't come to show, but at least you win.
53:03
[SPEAKER_12]: What the hell is happening?
53:04
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's true.
53:05
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
53:06
[SPEAKER_10]: And W, A, A, S. It's wrestling.
53:10
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, wrestling.
53:10
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, too.
53:12
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, he burned down that, right?
53:13
[SPEAKER_07]: He's been here, they've got this guy.
53:29
[SPEAKER_03]: He recorded out of drink approach studios once, down there, and we were going to get more going to show Bill Bart.
53:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I stayed just to see what it was like, I'm not going to say who the comedian was.
53:40
[SPEAKER_03]: It was interviewing at the thing.
53:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And I just wanted to see what it was cool because it goes, hey man, it was this weird interview.
53:46
[SPEAKER_03]: It was another one of him on Theo Vaughan that went horrific.
53:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you see that one?
53:50
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
53:50
[SPEAKER_03]: He did not understand Theo Vaughan at all, it was just like,
53:55
[SPEAKER_03]: What the, I think at one point he just goes, what the fuck is going on here?
53:59
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it was some classic Theo thing of like, man, I knew a raccoon who would come down from the ceiling at night and play Xbox with me and you were like, okay, cool.
54:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, but what the fuck does that have to do with any of the stories we're telling here?
54:12
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he tried to big dog John love it's the same way on John love it's his party really love it's was not I'm I'm Funny you then you with a single word that you've been in your entire area.
54:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that what he said?
54:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah That's really funny.
54:24
[SPEAKER_03]: So with our buddy who was interviewing him.
54:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like I didn't really I wouldn't stick around for anybody else's shows.
54:30
[SPEAKER_03]: I stuck around for that one And I just wanted to see it and he goes it's just before we went on air He's just bitching about everything in the world and you're it's he is exactly who you think he is
54:40
[SPEAKER_03]: So at least he's keeping it real for this shit, I mean, he really is like that all the time before the camera's even got rolling.
54:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just listening to it in the background.
54:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the fuck is this?
54:51
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck are we doing here?
54:53
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, just yelling at people and I was laughing.
54:55
[SPEAKER_05]: So he used wrestling terminology.
54:56
[SPEAKER_05]: If that was a shoot, if that was real, if that wasn't like, you know,
55:00
[SPEAKER_05]: It seemed pretty fucking right now, then that's a real shit thing for how we mandell the dude I mean well, that's how we mandell right.
55:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's be honest.
55:07
[SPEAKER_05]: He's I'll take a dump in a studio It's really yeah, what's it in a toilet or just like on the floor?
55:13
[SPEAKER_12]: Is he selling?
55:14
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, sure.
55:15
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I was trying to pitch a show and we
55:19
[SPEAKER_05]: We had to go all the way out to, they were all the way out in like fan eyes and there was so much traffic from LA and it was like two hours and I was going to absolutely shit my pants so I go in and this is how green and what an idiot I was at the time there there was a drought in California so when you go in they said it says clap twice to activate the water in the toilet because, you know, we're confident we're
55:43
[SPEAKER_05]: serving water and they're still like I'm clapping and I'm clapping and I'm like all right this works and I you know I take I take my poop and then I come out and everybody in the place is clapping for me because obviously it's a prank he's a crazy germaphob and that's how I let everybody know I took a dump in the studio and they had to get a cleaning crew in there to sanitize the fuck up.
56:04
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I felt for the prank.
56:06
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a big prank that they have the side and they sell it like it's this whole green thing where it's like, whoa, you know, due to water conservation, you have to clap on for the water clap off for the water.
56:17
[SPEAKER_05]: So you're in there and I'm clapping.
56:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
56:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You should all protect it because I told the story of Dan's wedding when we were at the gun range, man.
56:27
[SPEAKER_03]: We had a pretty famous hack, decently famous actions in the show.
56:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I say who it is, we've done a 2500 episodes, you guys can go back and figure that out.
56:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I walked in on her at the bathroom and well, there was only not in the bathroom, but she was coming out of it.
56:42
[SPEAKER_12]: And you can see her being beat.
56:43
[SPEAKER_12]: It was like pigpen, you see the stinklines coming out of that room.
56:47
[SPEAKER_03]: She just fucking blew up this bathroom before coming on air and like all these people thought she was attractive and I was like, the scent lives with me to this day.
56:55
[SPEAKER_05]: How do you know when you put a bottle of it and sold it?
56:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
56:58
[SPEAKER_03]: But it I just after that I was like I don't care if this girl ever comes back.
57:03
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's just tell the crew I there was yeah, we we wanted the crazy shows of all time.
57:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, but that There's just something about Donnie how to point after all right Jesus Christ they hate them The world hates Ryan Reynolds now.
57:17
[SPEAKER_05]: It's wild how fast it can turn Yeah, well, I mean you did the same gimmick for 20 years, you know
57:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's, you know, you got Raksam, you got the alcohol.
57:25
[SPEAKER_03]: You got me.
57:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't hate it at all.
57:26
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, Reynolds, I enjoy it.
57:27
[SPEAKER_05]: I enjoy it, Reynolds.
57:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you?
57:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, always have Jersey girl.
57:30
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, um, because after reading those text messages, what's the movie in that Jersey girl?
57:35
[SPEAKER_05]: The one with Anna Ferris, I do love that movie.
57:37
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, best friends.
57:38
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.
57:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, what was it called?
57:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And a Ferris and Ryan Reynolds.
57:44
[SPEAKER_03]: My best friend's wedding.
57:45
[SPEAKER_03]: No, or definitely not it.
57:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Just friends?
57:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Just friends.
57:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Just, thank God.
57:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Where are you singing?
57:50
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
57:51
[SPEAKER_05]: I do enjoy an Oz from American Pie.
57:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that movie's a guilty pleasure right there.
57:57
[SPEAKER_03]: He is at the wait, Oz from American Pie.
57:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're talking about Chris, what I guess.
58:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
58:02
[SPEAKER_03]: He was the dribbling spring smell like that.
58:05
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, dude, we,
58:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking looking back at this shit.
58:08
[SPEAKER_03]: We read all those text messages and that that's uh, that lawsuit And it turned out he was just such a dick and you're like, Ryan Reynolds is really
58:17
[SPEAKER_03]: He was the one who started pushing for it and fucking showing up and on other stuff and then they were trying to big dick him by having Taylor Swift come over Taylor Swift thought it was just their best friends and she was like, ah, cool, isn't all night out?
58:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like no turning to like a one hour lecture in front of Justin Baldon and oh my god.
58:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were trying to essentially do these scare tactics on him.
58:35
[SPEAKER_03]: So Blake Lively could do whatever she wanted to and he had it.
58:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, imagine going over there there's Ryan Reynolds screaming at you Taylor Swift's in the rooms, you know Travis Kelsey's there You're just like what the fuck is happening.
58:46
[SPEAKER_04]: That's being Travis Kelsey there.
58:47
[SPEAKER_05]: Like I fucking I want a Super Bowl.
58:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What am I doing he loves her he loves her music is a big fan like that is a real relationship We chat with it.
58:57
[SPEAKER_03]: So like off off the off air.
59:00
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a real relationship and he's just like dude I love to her forever man like it'd be like Mary Madonna or something
59:07
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'm obviously not that old, but somebody in your age range, who would it be?
59:13
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I'm not a library readgoer or something like that.
59:17
[SPEAKER_05]: It's probably too young for you.
59:18
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't know.
59:21
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, there's there's there's a lot of people who do that I think.
59:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Just because it's your favorite.
59:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, athletes have happened to all the time.
59:27
[SPEAKER_03]: How many times did it happen to athletes?
59:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Where it's just the super fan ends up fucking trapping them in there.
59:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Gabrielle Union was a die hard NBA super fan.
59:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, did you see that?
59:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And now she's got a son daughter.
59:37
[SPEAKER_03]: This is so...
59:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you see that text right there got a leak that got leaked about those girls getting lessons from like the OG girl on how to how to trap a dude Oh, yeah NBA all star weekend.
59:53
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
59:53
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, which with the funniest thing about it was it's just be a wife from 1950
59:59
[SPEAKER_04]: That was all of her advice.
1:00:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
1:00:01
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so there was, like, listen to him, cook his food, massage his feet, you know, make sure he's had a good day.
1:00:08
[SPEAKER_12]: It's like, it's a lesson in there, lady.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_05]: Just be, yeah.
1:00:10
[SPEAKER_05]: Just be your grandma.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_05]: For the four, for the four, when that thing goes.
1:00:14
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's it.
1:00:14
[SPEAKER_05]: Pull that up and read this.
1:00:16
[SPEAKER_05]: And all the women in the comments going, like, this is crazy.
1:00:18
[SPEAKER_05]: I would never do this shit.
1:00:19
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's like, dude, the whole thing is like, just do what your grandmother did.
1:00:22
[SPEAKER_05]: Like it for us?
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_03]: For your dad.
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_03]: For drink of us?
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_03]: He was trying to, like, blow it up.
1:00:28
[SPEAKER_03]: You just keep liking it from the drinking rows of comments, fine.
1:00:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Read it aloud though, Luke, that's a little far.
1:00:34
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
1:00:35
[SPEAKER_09]: It says, uh, I want to football player NFL preferably a tall chocolate one.
1:00:39
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, like, you did.
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_09]: I want your life.
1:00:42
[SPEAKER_09]: That's easy, but you have to play your cards right.
1:00:44
[SPEAKER_09]: You can't be in an emotional little girl.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know about you, Russ.
1:00:48
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not believing this.
1:00:49
[SPEAKER_05]: This is not a believable read.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you read this as her?
1:00:52
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, could you read it in a girl voice?
1:00:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
1:00:55
[SPEAKER_02]: You're best girl voice, Luke.
1:00:58
[SPEAKER_02]: And let me see if I can even see it on here.
1:01:00
[SPEAKER_05]: There it is.
1:01:01
[SPEAKER_05]: Now I believe it.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_02]: He's the prize.
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember he can change your life.
1:01:06
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't change his.
1:01:08
[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
1:01:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Dealing with cheating.
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't look for it.
1:01:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Girls will throw themselves at him and some will succeed if it's just a fling let it go.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_02]: But don't let him get emotionally attached to one of them.
1:01:23
[SPEAKER_02]: PS he'll always be attracted to what to went out of black girls.
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Activate that, Shannon, in her by picking at her and let him see if he'll this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he will.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Activate this and he will either by picking at her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A whole book.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
1:01:45
[SPEAKER_03]: A whole book, huh?
1:01:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:01:46
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like it.
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_05]: This is basically just how to marry a union worker in New York in 1960.
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_05]: This is how to get a guy with a pension in, you know.
1:01:56
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's what broke up Cody's family.
1:01:58
[SPEAKER_03]: You know that, right?
1:01:59
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
1:02:00
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't want him marrying a 20 year old, or he was 20 and he was 21.
1:02:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, hey dude, you're gonna be the most famous NBA player of all time.
1:02:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Just wait until you're older.
1:02:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, now fuck you.
1:02:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like, ah, this is kind of a gold diggerish type of thing right now.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what you're talking about, really.
1:02:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:02:17
[SPEAKER_03]: And so the, her, him and the dad, number spoken up.
1:02:20
[SPEAKER_05]: Weird.
1:02:22
[SPEAKER_05]: Jellybean Bryant did not speak to Kobe over Vanessa Bryant?
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure did.
1:02:25
[SPEAKER_03]: And so like to this day, they don't talk or anything now because Kobe can't talk.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even think they're I don't think they were in the wedding actually.
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I think they skipped the wedding.
1:02:32
[SPEAKER_12]: They definitely weren't not helicopter.
1:02:34
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they weren't RIP.
1:02:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Gerard to the helicopter put that camera in Gerard, just let it live in that right there.
1:02:41
[SPEAKER_12]: You're welcome to you're welcome.
1:02:43
[SPEAKER_12]: You're welcome.
1:02:44
[SPEAKER_12]: You're right.
1:02:44
[SPEAKER_12]: Throw Bill Burst face up there really quick.
1:02:45
[SPEAKER_12]: I think that's a good response to it.
1:02:47
[SPEAKER_12]: We just said.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_05]: It's amazing how much he looks like one of them.
1:02:53
[SPEAKER_03]: So he does look like the Simpsons.
1:02:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this him on Theo, by the way?
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_03]: You got John this?
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Blue play it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, the first time you get yes is you go okay to everything and then then all of a sudden you just don't have any fucking time and then you got to like dial it back and then try to find Like quality, but yeah, that's I just had to I just took some some dates off of the books.
1:03:20
[SPEAKER_06]: I was I got a bunch of stress man.
1:03:22
[SPEAKER_06]: I was starting to lose my mind.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I thought oh yeah.
1:03:24
[SPEAKER_10]: No, that's it.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_10]: The effects everybody differently.
1:03:27
[SPEAKER_10]: So I just yeah I just this is a good thing too.
1:03:31
[SPEAKER_10]: It's just lying just saying you're not available that way.
1:03:33
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not in town already.
1:03:35
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
1:03:36
[SPEAKER_10]: I take them down.
1:03:37
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that, I wouldn't put that on the podcast.
1:03:39
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they know.
1:03:40
[SPEAKER_10]: They all know.
1:03:41
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
1:03:41
[SPEAKER_10]: I still wouldn't do that.
1:03:43
[SPEAKER_10]: Because you don't know.
1:03:43
[SPEAKER_10]: And you don't need bookers looking at that.
1:03:45
[SPEAKER_10]: This guy's always a fucking wild card.
1:03:47
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was Tim Dillon.
1:03:49
[SPEAKER_06]: It was a bummer.
1:03:49
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it was a bummer.
1:03:50
[SPEAKER_06]: But some of it would just move the dates.
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_06]: And I'll just feel better when I get that.
1:03:53
[SPEAKER_06]: But I was just like experienced like a ton of stress and burnt out.
1:03:57
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, I've been on the same tour for this hour for almost over a year now.
1:04:02
[SPEAKER_10]: Um, the band's tour for like four years and then fucking go right back in the studio and make another one and keep going.
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_10]: You got a tough enough.
1:04:08
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you're right on.
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_10]: What do I do you have a flush hat looking like a fucking backwards guy.
1:04:13
[SPEAKER_10]: All tough and shit.
1:04:13
[SPEAKER_10]: You can't handle doing your hour again and me.
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_10]: Come on man suck it up.
1:04:19
[SPEAKER_10]: It's great.
1:04:19
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's true.
1:04:21
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
1:04:24
[SPEAKER_10]: But it's not bad if there's the other side too where you're getting run down and you don't listen to it and then you get sick.
1:04:31
[SPEAKER_10]: So there's always that.
1:04:32
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll work yourself to death, which I've seen a few people do in this business.
1:04:35
[SPEAKER_10]: Literally died.
1:04:37
[SPEAKER_10]: So there's definitely, you know.
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you're in touch with your feelings.
1:04:41
[SPEAKER_06]: That's good.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, man.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_06]: I got too many of them.
1:04:43
[SPEAKER_06]: I think if you beat me up, and I'll just a lot of feelings sometimes would come out.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_06]: Too many.
1:04:47
[SPEAKER_10]: That was like 16 or 17.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But I went for like, actually, I couldn't even imagine.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Like, I was straight edge.
1:04:53
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what I mean?
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but the thing is cyber to your book, but this was one of those things, man, where you're watching here, like, oh, fuck, this is real, man.
1:05:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know, don't, but...
1:05:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what to think of billboard to be honest with you.
1:05:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Everything bill saying he bills it's true bill's big brother and I'm right there But he's given him real good advice.
1:05:10
[SPEAKER_05]: It's true, but the road will kill you man if you if you don't if you don't do a ride I mean look at all the guys that that it takes.
1:05:15
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean I think of the band.
1:05:16
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know somebody what's the one So you hate do you know what happened to you?
1:05:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Recorder that try to record now and watch off stations.
1:05:23
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, no, I know he's he's having a real tough time
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, external validation is rough, it cuts both ways, man.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_05]: When the internet loves you and then you're reading all the comments and it's great and then they start saying, oh, this stand-up sucks, or this sucks.
1:05:36
[SPEAKER_05]: You just can't read it.
1:05:38
[SPEAKER_05]: If you take your self-worth based upon, you know, all you could do is an artist, man, I don't need to tell you guys, it's like, you make something.
1:05:46
[SPEAKER_05]: And then it's out there for the world to discuss and disseminate that that's for them.
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not for you.
1:05:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
1:05:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, and if Theo is living and dying on whether, you know, everybody in that audience had a good time and enjoyed it and was worth the money.
1:05:58
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to find the 10 people that that don't and if you ruin it on that, it'll just it'll kill you.
1:06:03
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, just like with your man.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Don't look for cheating.
1:06:05
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you look for the the good parts, right?
1:06:08
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, folks.
1:06:09
[SPEAKER_05]: We saw the good.
1:06:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you brought it up.
1:06:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't you have a clip that went viral that God free shared?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
1:06:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, go to it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Was it on your social media?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Go to your social free.
1:06:19
[SPEAKER_05]: God free's trying to get me canceled again, but you can't.
1:06:21
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't kill that, which is already.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that, like, does he hit you in real life?
1:06:25
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, you know, we've only met twice, but he's been very nice to me and in person.
1:06:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Most people are very nice to me in person.
1:06:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, once they say, oh, huge you are.
1:06:33
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the comfort of the internet, which with the exact time they're, uh, you know, is it on your Instagram or, uh, it's on my Instagram?
1:06:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go to the drug michael's on Instagram or drug for people.
1:06:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know, Instagram.
1:06:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It's uh, so did you share it too?
1:06:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Did he ask you to share it?
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I shared it.
1:06:49
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a clip from Gerard versus Eva where we were we were discussing Sam Harris had Don Lemon on and Sam Harris actually had a moment of the Don Lemon smiling there and Sam Harris had a moment where he got he's he's honest and he goes, you know, black people are the privileged people in society in 2026.
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[SPEAKER_05]: and down let me go with the numbers don't pair that out in Sam Harris is like all the numbers pair that out all across institutional you know whether it's whether it's you know admissions in the college access to grants you know we we did we did applications for jobs you know and then down lemon you can see he argues it but he's smiling ear to ears he hears it so all I say is like yeah
1:07:30
[SPEAKER_05]: After 50 years of progressive policies black people have a better in my life black people have had it better than white people in the maybe I should have clarified in the middle class But it's just true, and I'm sick of saying it's not and then oh my god They look the comments are we'll play the mercy of that people that that's yeah, I mean there's a lot It's all black I say and they're all angry that I said they got it better I don't know what's the deal here, man.
1:07:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Really wine.
1:07:54
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a time for this and let's play this
1:07:59
[SPEAKER_05]: And so it was got free shooting on you when he was in the comments and then he reposted and then all the his followers, which are all ho-tapsky, they, they, you know what I mean?
1:08:07
[SPEAKER_08]: are positively advantaged be black now numbers just don't bear that out.
1:08:12
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, the numbers of emissions, the correct number of emissions.
1:08:15
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
1:08:16
[SPEAKER_08]: That's okay.
1:08:17
[SPEAKER_08]: I think everyone will acknowledge at this point.
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_08]: They are desperate to hire black, qualified black employees.
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_05]: They do in 1904.
1:08:24
[SPEAKER_05]: They didn't.
1:08:25
[SPEAKER_05]: We can all agree on that.
1:08:26
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
1:08:26
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't do anything about 1904.
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, guys.
1:08:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Much as I try.
1:08:29
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't.
1:08:30
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't.
1:08:30
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's in my life.
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been easier to get into college if you're black.
1:08:34
[SPEAKER_05]: Who has access to more scholarships or grant money?
1:08:36
[SPEAKER_05]: Who gets put to the head of the jobs?
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_05]: Listen, come on, it's not even close.
1:08:40
[SPEAKER_05]: On lemon, couldn't even help but smile at Sam Harris.
1:08:43
[SPEAKER_05]: Ear to ear, grinning.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see, no, is it true?
1:08:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody knows it's true.
1:08:47
[SPEAKER_05]: Black people have had a better than white people, my life.
1:08:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Said it, there it is.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Even the leftist, Sam Harris said black eyes.
1:08:55
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so there it is.
1:08:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Black eyes.
1:08:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, so with that, look, there was a kid in front of me, like, uh, nice school year to 2.2 got into an amazing school and he was just like, can you believe this shit?
1:09:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Even he was laughing about it.
1:09:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Right?
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_03]: This was back in the fucking 90s.
1:09:11
[SPEAKER_05]: There's, there's supreme court.
1:09:13
[SPEAKER_05]: There's supreme court rulings that show, you know, how ridiculously tip the scales have been.
1:09:18
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, you know, and now all white people were all a monolith somehow, you know, my Irish Catholic family that came here in the late 19th early 20th century has to pay for the sins of British colonization like get the get the fuck out of your man like so the concept of of who's better who's not the hit now here's the here's the irony in what I believe I don't believe they need special treatment because I think they're my equal
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_05]: I see them as equals.
1:09:46
[SPEAKER_05]: I see them as no different than me grew up in the same towns.
1:09:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the same schools.
1:09:50
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, the coach at Yale to your point literally told my father lie on the application say he's either Native American or Latin.
1:09:58
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, can get him in.
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_05]: And my dad laughed at that.
1:10:01
[SPEAKER_05]: He was, what do you got?
1:10:01
[SPEAKER_05]: You fucking mind?
1:10:02
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, well, he thought it was like a test or something like that.
1:10:04
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, we know like that's that's what it like.
1:10:06
[SPEAKER_05]: And again, anecdotally speaking,
1:10:10
[SPEAKER_05]: When 40 years ago, Mike Tereko tried to act white to get a job.
1:10:13
[SPEAKER_05]: He tried to act like he was Italian.
1:10:15
[SPEAKER_05]: And he was, so, okay, there you have some sort of anecdotal sociological experiment, right?
1:10:22
[SPEAKER_05]: Elizabeth Warren wants to become a professor and get in the politics.
1:10:25
[SPEAKER_05]: She has to pretend like she's poke a haphaz.
1:10:27
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I'm saying?
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_05]: Ariana Grande cosplay is as a new fucking brats doll every other day to keep up with the entertainment industry desire for urban acts.
1:10:35
[SPEAKER_05]: There's not a single urban act that's trying to appeal to white middle class America, right?
1:10:41
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I can't, I don't think what I was saying was even remotely controversial.
1:10:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't either, and why does everybody have a hard time admitting that?
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they're cutting all these EI programs and all this other shit, like, because everybody is equal now, it feels like, but.
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_03]: the other side thinks they do we got to pay for all their shit and do all this shit else we're gonna lose our voting class.
1:11:04
[SPEAKER_05]: Well that's what it comes down to because if you're black and you're conservative they got no problem kicking your ass at a curb just ask sage steal this the the guys not about a quality it's about creating democrat neppo babies you know what I mean it's about
1:11:19
[SPEAKER_12]: redistribution of power more than wealth, right?
1:11:23
[SPEAKER_12]: Like if he gets somebody hooked on the tit, then he had power over them.
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what it really is.
1:11:28
[SPEAKER_12]: Thomas Sewell says it best, 100 to years of slavery and racism and poverty didn't kill the black family, but one generation of welfare didn't.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_12]: One generation of welfare, killed the black family in America.
1:11:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and to your point earlier, you know, Ross, like, why is there such like this?
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like an auto immune response to these guys saying, like, no, no, we don't have it, because then they know the gravy train ends, right?
1:11:54
[SPEAKER_05]: But they've already told us that objectives have been achieved in their language.
1:11:58
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, in the middle of the night, they changed it from the search for equality to the search for equity.
1:12:03
[SPEAKER_05]: And they hope nobody would notice, right?
1:12:05
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're already moving the goal post because objectives have been achieved.
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's wild to see.
1:12:11
[SPEAKER_03]: So what did God for you say?
1:12:12
[SPEAKER_03]: What was his response to this?
1:12:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Like he said you were fucking nuts or Yeah, he goes with you.
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_05]: What the after you talking about and then he did like a He talked about it on his podcast.
1:12:20
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if there's a clip about he's in the comments.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a bunch of famous black guys in the comments.
1:12:24
[SPEAKER_05]: You write a whole said that's about white You know same old shit that it always is
1:12:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know, then there's, then there's a couple of comics that you want to talk about real cut moves, our tagging bookers for comedy clubs.
1:12:36
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what a cut move that is, boy.
1:12:39
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you don't want to talk.
1:12:40
[SPEAKER_05]: And my response to all of them is the same response I said to the pastor in my pinned comment is, hey, you're welcome to come on my show and discuss.
1:12:48
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyone of you is welcome to come on and have a conversation.
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Anybody who disagrees with me, that is a person of note,
1:12:54
[SPEAKER_05]: you can come on the show and we can have the conversation.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm open to hearing your perspective on it.
1:12:59
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're open to hearing my perspective on it.
1:13:01
[SPEAKER_05]: But to quote the wire, it's been my experience that they want it to be one way.
1:13:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude, it's crazy.
1:13:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fucking crazy.
1:13:11
[SPEAKER_05]: What did, let's see what God said about Jackson Dart up there.
1:13:15
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure it's something unifying.
1:13:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm sure it is.
1:13:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's all, by the way, every NFL player's already spoken out about this.
1:13:23
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sure.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_05]: Look how many views you get, though.
1:13:25
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, look, the guy is just all race, though.
1:13:28
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he has a niche, bro.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_05]: He has an absolute niche.
1:13:32
[SPEAKER_11]: Waters.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_11]: So, oh, this guy named Jackson, dark quarterback for the New York Giants.
1:13:39
[SPEAKER_11]: He's a 60-month guy.
1:13:40
[SPEAKER_11]: He's a good, 10-a-computer.
1:13:41
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Kyle Bears, first, by the way.
1:13:43
[SPEAKER_11]: But, I'm a New York giant fan.
1:13:45
[SPEAKER_11]: Been in New York Giants fan since Eli Manning.
1:13:48
[SPEAKER_11]: that.
1:13:49
[SPEAKER_11]: And this dude is a quarterback and he decided to go to a Trump rally support Trump.
1:13:56
[SPEAKER_11]: And I found out that he has been supporting Trump for a long time.
1:14:01
[SPEAKER_11]: He's also a guy that's anti-immigrants.
1:14:03
[SPEAKER_11]: Just all the all the racism that I was already on.
1:14:07
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not surprised.
1:14:08
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not surprised.
1:14:09
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not surprised when white guys do this kind of shit.
1:14:12
[SPEAKER_11]: I've never surprised, okay?
1:14:14
[SPEAKER_11]: But my thing is this, my man.
1:14:16
[SPEAKER_11]: You need to choose your battles, bro.
1:14:19
[SPEAKER_11]: Seriously, why would you pick the blackest sport that involves getting your head taken off to do something like that?
1:14:27
[SPEAKER_11]: Now I want the giants to have a winning season.
1:14:29
[SPEAKER_11]: I want the giants to have a winning season because they've been losing a lot lately and boy, you don't f- up the season, bro.
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_11]: You will probably be the quarterback
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[SPEAKER_11]: NFL.
1:14:43
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what I think.
1:14:43
[SPEAKER_11]: Because my thing, my, this is my theory that there's gonna be a lot of them off.
1:14:47
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll take the honor on that one.
1:14:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
1:14:49
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I wouldn't, you know what I mean?
1:14:51
[SPEAKER_11]: Why receivers are going to miss their blocks?
1:14:53
[SPEAKER_11]: They're running back to go miss their blocks?
1:14:55
[SPEAKER_11]: At least you could have chose tennis or at least hockey where white dudes dominate.
1:15:00
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no, it's just cause real quick.
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_05]: Just just to show what a, what a sports savante is.
1:15:07
[SPEAKER_05]: Jackson Dart is going to get sacked more than anybody else because the wide receivers are going to miss their blocks.
1:15:13
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, you know, let's let's listen to God.
1:15:16
[SPEAKER_05]: You think you had the same opinion on the polarizing quarterbacks in the past, like Colin Kaepernick, you think you think God shared the same consternation for somebody that would take a political perspective as the head of the offense.
1:15:31
[SPEAKER_05]: I guarantee God free has what we call this selective moral outrage when it comes to what a quarterback supports and what he does.
1:15:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Aha, this is absolutely fucking nuts, man.
1:15:44
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, look, it looks good for 60.
1:15:46
[SPEAKER_03]: He's been around for a very, very long time.
1:15:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:15:49
[SPEAKER_03]: But if it's all, most of these guys, it's all racism.
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Like Ryan Clark, ESPN, God-free, Jermiel Hill, if you don't bitch about race, they don't have any substance or real arguments about anything.
1:16:03
[SPEAKER_03]: It's to be honest with you.
1:16:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's fucked out now.
1:16:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucked up.
1:16:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we appreciate you being here today there.
1:16:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Now's the point in the show.
1:16:10
[SPEAKER_03]: We get to the drinkin' bro of the week.
1:16:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's your brother, Edith?
1:16:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he in here?
1:16:14
[SPEAKER_12]: Damn.
1:16:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
1:16:15
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:16:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, he's rolling around.
1:16:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's missing.
1:16:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, let's see, fuck and do.
1:16:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna bring him up on stage.
1:16:21
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's gonna bring him up on stage.
1:16:22
[SPEAKER_12]: Probably shutting out there.
1:16:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, well, we'll bring up Charles Zeller.
1:16:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Charles, come on up here for drinkin' bro the week.
1:16:29
[SPEAKER_03]: First official listener inside the studio here.
1:16:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And we love you, buddy.
1:16:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for coming up for the wedding and everything.
1:16:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, take your time.
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Take your time.
1:16:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we're going to look forever.
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to look forever.
1:16:42
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
1:16:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on down.
1:16:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:16:45
[SPEAKER_03]: We got some new bathing suits on drinking bros.com.
1:16:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I just bought two yesterday.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm going to test these out.
1:16:50
[SPEAKER_03]: We got board shorts.
1:16:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Bating suits.
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_03]: We got two piece bikinis.
1:16:53
[SPEAKER_03]: One piece.
1:16:55
[SPEAKER_03]: All the fun things here for the men and a women.
1:16:58
[SPEAKER_03]: and crime corners out there got the new merch that beach shirt is fucking awesome dude and all the new hats and fun stuff you submit for drink and bro the week on there it gets emailed to his live on air uh... or on the app the app is free on iPhones and android thirty seven thousand subscribers uh... charles
1:17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: You free your drove up to the wedding.
1:17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, buddy.
1:17:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You brought some beer from our good friends down there attack to Cole.
1:17:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Appreciate it, dude.
1:17:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You're, forgive me, I'm wrong.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_03]: You're daughter, I believe, just graduated.
1:17:30
[SPEAKER_04]: No, she's getting married in two weeks.
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Married in two weeks.
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it is.
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:17:34
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to give her a shout out for drinking bro the week here?
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
1:17:37
[SPEAKER_04]: My daughter Alexa, her, my future son-in-law, Ben.
1:17:41
[SPEAKER_04]: are getting married two weeks from today.
1:17:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations.
1:17:44
[SPEAKER_05]: Not a fucking help.
1:17:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly dude.
1:17:48
[SPEAKER_04]: You're more than welcome to drive up.
1:17:51
[SPEAKER_04]: You guys are both in Florida.
1:17:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:17:53
[SPEAKER_03]: You've been a day-one home in the show.
1:17:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You've been one of our biggest supporters ever.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_03]: You've helped us out on all these road trips, everything down all the way around.
1:18:00
[SPEAKER_03]: We love you.
1:18:02
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate being the first guests in here today.
1:18:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what's going to happen with guests, because the way we're set up here is we got key fobs and shit like that.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It's an interesting building.
1:18:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a blast and it's huge, but it's not really conducive for holding a bunch of people.
1:18:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Like the last one was, you know what I'm saying?
1:18:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's crazy.
1:18:20
[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be a nice studio when it's done.
1:18:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Beautiful.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm ants about it, but I just, it'll be hard to jam and listeners.
1:18:28
[SPEAKER_03]: You've seen the other one.
1:18:29
[SPEAKER_03]: So Lucy, what happens on that?
1:18:31
[SPEAKER_03]: But either way, we're grateful you're here.
1:18:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Happy to be here.
1:18:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you have fun with the wedding?
1:18:34
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a great time.
1:18:35
[SPEAKER_04]: We had a great time.
1:18:36
[SPEAKER_04]: I had to hang out with this guy for a little bit.
1:18:39
[SPEAKER_04]: I got to hang out with Dan's brother Josh.
1:18:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there is.
1:18:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh is walked in right now.
1:18:44
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a perfect segue.
1:18:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, you want to come up on the show?
1:18:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for drinkin' bro the week, pop on in, dude, swap out.
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's gonna be too much, bro.
1:18:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, sorry.
1:18:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You're an enormous man, dude.
1:18:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, sorry.
1:18:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna do it.
1:18:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do whatever.
1:19:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Chose, do me a favor.
1:19:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell Dianna called first form.
1:19:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about summer smash, y'all.
1:19:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell them that call is going on right now.
1:19:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love those guys over there.
1:19:11
[SPEAKER_03]: What's up, bro?
1:19:12
[SPEAKER_02]: It's tough?
1:19:12
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
1:19:14
[SPEAKER_03]: You've been on the show.
1:19:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you have.
1:19:16
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a dance brother.
1:19:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I am your mom is here over there.
1:19:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, family came into town.
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold the family came into town for the wedding.
1:19:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.
1:19:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to give them a shout-out?
1:19:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
1:19:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, God.
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Who do you got?
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Who do you got with you today?
1:19:29
[SPEAKER_01]: My mom's Susan and my sister Stephanie and my niece and nephew Jonathan and Madeline.
1:19:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she was a fun of the wedding.
1:19:37
[SPEAKER_01]: He was a good time.
1:19:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I never thought that thing would get married.
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_01]: It was good.
1:19:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Smaller is always better.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I just
1:19:43
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, you know, if you spend time with, you've kind of seen a shift in him over the last five years.
1:19:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, for sure.
1:19:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's definitely
1:19:50
[SPEAKER_01]: knew that it was a possibility finally.
1:19:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, say this.
1:19:54
[SPEAKER_03]: When you're in love and it's the right person and everything else, it takes so much off of your mind, like Gerard, I promise you.
1:20:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you stop thinking about positive, it wipes away like 90% of your energy.
1:20:04
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just like, oh my god, I don't have to worry about this anymore.
1:20:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think like I think you'd be a really good coach for kids.
1:20:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I love to.
1:20:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And that becomes so competitive and fucking insane that it's like, yeah, I wouldn't go back at this point.
1:20:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I know what about you.
1:20:18
[SPEAKER_03]: What about me?
1:20:21
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm, I'm at peace, man.
1:20:22
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's not that I am anti getting married again, but it'd be a piece of my special, you know, I say when you, you know, as men, when you get to a point where you're at peace and happy in your life, where you want it at, it's hard to, you become very conscious of who you let in your life, so it'd be some very special.
1:20:41
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what would you prefer going to be married again and going back to the one that 10 tabs of acid at a time?
1:20:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I asked it.
1:20:49
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a dance.
1:20:50
[SPEAKER_01]: No, that was a dance thing.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_01]: No, um, no, I mean, it's great, you know, if you find the right partner that you're, you know, building the life for.
1:20:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, you know, we're getting into each other.
1:20:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll do it.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always good seeing you.
1:21:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I love you, dude.
1:21:04
[SPEAKER_03]: You too.
1:21:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's fun.
1:21:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to iTunes.
1:21:07
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1:21:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Also, head on over to Spotify, where we will be putting up the video back catalogue.
1:21:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Once again soon, we're kind of re-hiring everybody.
1:21:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Editor-wise, chat and with one of Bluke's buddies here on Wednesday.
1:21:20
[SPEAKER_03]: So we'll see what happens with that.
1:21:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Draw it till we're really going to find you.
1:21:24
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, I don't know when this is coming out, but I'm going to be in Fort Lauderdale, June 6, Pittsburgh, June 11th, Detroit, June 12th and 13th, Chicago, June 14th, and then Wakeo, Texas, June 20th, and Austin, Texas at the mothership with the amazing Dave Landow.
1:21:41
[SPEAKER_05]: the last week in the June, I believe, 26, 27, 28th at Gerard versus Evil Gerard Michaels not info for all that good stuff.
1:21:47
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks so much for having me.
1:21:48
[SPEAKER_05]: I really appreciate it.
1:21:49
[SPEAKER_03]: We love you buddy.
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Appreciate you being here today.
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you guys for tuning in on a day and a day out basis for day and an Anthony Holloway.
1:21:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Ross Patterson.
1:21:58
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1:22:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Good night