Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / 😍 Love Hotel Finale Recap: "Shucked n' Earled"
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Drama, Darling, Hello, Darling, welcome in. We're doing Love Hotel, Emily, Hi,
- 0:25Speaker 2: welcome in, Welcome in, Hey, Hi.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Welcome in.
- 0:30Speaker 2: You ready to do a little Love Hotel with me?
- 0:33Speaker 3: I'm ready and I'm I'm I'm glad that we are
- 0:36Speaker 3: both checking out.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know. I actually felt like there were
- 0:42Speaker 2: too many episodes. Remember, like three episodes ago, maybe even four.
- 0:46Speaker 2: I was like, is next week the finale? Is next
- 0:48Speaker 2: week the finale? And it wasn't. I was like, how
- 0:50Speaker 2: many episodes are there? I feel like they could have
- 0:54Speaker 2: cut it by two episodes because as much as I
- 0:57Speaker 2: loved it, and I know you loved it too, right.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I want more of another season.
- 1:03Speaker 2: You're like, I wanted there to be eighteen and a reunion.
- 1:07Speaker 3: No, I need I do. I do want more Love Island.
- 1:11Speaker 3: I'm almost there.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I needed less Love Hotel, but one more.
- 1:17Speaker 2: But what about love is blind?
- 1:18Speaker 3: Love is blind? I can't want I can't do it,
- 1:23Speaker 3: but I would have. I would have taken one more
- 1:26Speaker 3: crappy lake for one less Love Hotel.
- 1:29Speaker 1: That's where I am.
- 1:30Speaker 2: That math is as they say, mathing.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Oh we're so cool and we're so cool. I'm so cool, darlings. Yeah,
- 1:42Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. It's just like they just
- 1:43Speaker 2: kind of they shouldn't. They didn't need to bring Mitch back.
- 1:47Speaker 2: I'm sorry. They didn't need to bring Mark back. Mitch
- 1:50Speaker 2: didn't really need to be there. But I understand why
- 1:53Speaker 2: they what they decided to do that, and.
- 1:56Speaker 1: I think that I get why they brought more.
- 1:59Speaker 3: If I was producer, I would have thought bringing Mark
- 2:01Speaker 3: back was a good idea only because it gave thought
- 2:04Speaker 3: it would be an added tention for Lou, but it
- 2:07Speaker 3: ended up not being anything, right.
- 2:11Speaker 2: She just left him for that anyway. Yeah.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Yeah, and even if it was, if it was something,
- 2:18Speaker 3: I don't think it would have been more than ten
- 2:21Speaker 3: minutes of an edit.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Like I just yeah, it was just nothing. Yeah.
- 2:26Speaker 2: And by the way, Lou, she was on Watch It
- 2:28Speaker 2: Happens Live last night and we found out that James
- 2:31Speaker 2: gave her that little key necklace, which was adorable, and
- 2:35Speaker 2: that paradol ring was not from James. She was like,
- 2:38Speaker 2: it's from another suitor, which I'm guessing is the man
- 2:42Speaker 2: that she's dating now that we saw the article about.
- 2:44Speaker 2: And she's dating that man in the Hampton's or something like.
- 2:47Speaker 3: That, right, and then she's like, I read that. I
- 2:51Speaker 3: didn't see the episode, but I read that. She said
- 2:54Speaker 3: James is so great because he says, you're in New York,
- 2:58Speaker 3: you date who you want to date, and when we're together,
- 3:00Speaker 3: we're together.
- 3:02Speaker 1: That's my low impression.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Over there.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Oh my James.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Hey wait that scene with them at like their last dinner.
- 3:15Speaker 1: You know, oh my god?
- 3:17Speaker 2: Okay, so yes, when they're talking and their vases are
- 3:21Speaker 2: jacked up, She's like, darling, I can't even speak of
- 3:23Speaker 2: caperaine like pepsin all night long.
- 3:27Speaker 3: They're like whistling from their throats. It's like, because his
- 3:31Speaker 3: is real high pitch, it's a kissing.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I'm doing him. His voice is too low. I can't.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I mean, I'm making his voice way too low. What
- 3:41Speaker 1: was it like?
- 3:43Speaker 2: This doesn't matter, it sounds. Earl's like, no, the hurricane's
- 3:52Speaker 2: coming here. He's got PTSD, poor Earl. James is just
- 3:56Speaker 2: talking and he's like, oh, Shannon, what did you do?
- 4:00Speaker 2: My middle name is Storms.
- 4:01Speaker 1: I can't help it.
- 4:02Speaker 2: I didn't bring a storm. He probably thinks that she
- 4:06Speaker 2: did it if he was like a you know, one
- 4:09Speaker 2: of those guys who believes in you know, I don't know, ladies.
- 4:12Speaker 3: If he was superstitious, that's the word. A storm has
- 4:16Speaker 3: never hit my house, Shannon. And then I did this
- 4:19Speaker 3: show and what is your middle name?
- 4:22Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 4:22Speaker 1: And walk, I mean to to same storm, two houses.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Same storm, two houses, same storm, one lady.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Two storms, one cop, Shannon. Yeah.
- 4:43Speaker 2: I also so I got a d M that somebody
- 4:47Speaker 2: that Earl was like staying at Shannon's house because both
- 4:54Speaker 2: houses were there was destruction, So this is allegedly he
- 4:57Speaker 2: was staying at her house. And like, pretty much like
- 5:00Speaker 2: over state is welcome.
- 5:02Speaker 1: That checks out, I mean doesn't literally because he won't
- 5:05Speaker 1: check out. But they didn't check out.
- 5:08Speaker 3: They checked out together, but I can see Earl and
- 5:11Speaker 3: Shannon not communicating, and then that getting real tense and
- 5:15Speaker 3: blowing out and then they're just friends.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Yeah, or not at all, because that's the last straw,
- 5:22Speaker 2: by the way, when they checked out together. And they
- 5:25Speaker 2: get to the point at the very end and Joel's like, okay,
- 5:29Speaker 2: so what do you say? It's like, Wow, this is real, real,
- 5:35Speaker 2: full of charisma and energy. We're waiting for this all season.
- 5:39Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
- 5:40Speaker 2: And and and so Shannon and Earl are sitting there,
- 5:44Speaker 2: and she's like, I, it's it's it's funny. It's a
- 5:47Speaker 2: funny thing, Earl. I the girls told me that when
- 5:51Speaker 2: when they see me talking about you, that that my
- 5:54Speaker 2: face lights up. And but when when they when they they,
- 5:59Speaker 2: but then when I start talking about all the ups
- 6:02Speaker 2: and downs, I look like horror, stuck struck my face, horror, horrific.
- 6:10Speaker 2: A nightmare has come over me. And and and I've
- 6:12Speaker 2: become possessed in the devil, and and and it's will
- 6:16Speaker 2: you leave? Will you check out the Love Hotel with me?
- 6:19Speaker 1: Earl?
- 6:24Speaker 2: Alrighty okay, that was beautiful.
- 6:28Speaker 3: No, no more, that was beautiful poetry, Shannon, those are
- 6:33Speaker 3: your vowels, that's your What was that your lies?
- 6:39Speaker 2: Shnor?
- 6:40Speaker 1: Yeah? Awful her eulogy? What was that thing with did
- 6:46Speaker 1: with David?
- 6:46Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, their marriage counseling weekend.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Well now you got your speech for Earl's weekend.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Earl's weekend at Shannon's before he gets booted. Yikes. Oh,
- 7:02Speaker 2: speaking of other dms, I got another DM from someone
- 7:05Speaker 2: that said that they matched with Ralph on bumble. Oh yeah,
- 7:13Speaker 2: how about that?
- 7:15Speaker 1: Did they go out with him?
- 7:17Speaker 2: No, they did not go out, but they did match.
- 7:21Speaker 2: So that's fun.
- 7:23Speaker 3: That was I know we're skipping to the end, but like,
- 7:27Speaker 3: what the fuck THEO? He just lost his phone and
- 7:32Speaker 3: never he goes basically did he ghost Gazelle?
- 7:36Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was crazy, Janey, it was crazy crazy.
- 7:43Speaker 2: I did not expect that, and I didn't that after
- 7:47Speaker 2: all of that with Gizelle, her whole journey, which, by
- 7:50Speaker 2: the way you called it in the beginning, she should
- 7:53Speaker 2: absolutely be the host of this show hands down.
- 7:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was like, oh, Luanne should do it,
- 7:59Speaker 2: and I think we did around about how she would
- 8:01Speaker 2: just steal all the men and stuff like that, she'd
- 8:03Speaker 2: be too flirtatious. But no, Giselle. I mean, she's been
- 8:06Speaker 2: great from the beginning. But even with the way that
- 8:09Speaker 2: she was dealing with THEO and Philip, she was dealing
- 8:13Speaker 2: them with them like she was Doel Kim Booster. You know. Yeah, yeah,
- 8:17Speaker 2: for sure, she handled the Earl.
- 8:20Speaker 1: She fixed Shannon and Earl when when Earle.
- 8:23Speaker 3: When when the episode opened, she was like, now, hold
- 8:26Speaker 3: on a second, she fixed me because I was like,
- 8:30Speaker 3: you know, when we last spoke about this, Amy, I
- 8:33Speaker 3: was like, I think she hadn't really overreacted Earl's going
- 8:36Speaker 3: through something, and I compared it to like how crazy
- 8:39Speaker 3: things were with the LA fires and how nobody knew
- 8:42Speaker 3: we were all getting checked in by loved ones or whatever,
- 8:45Speaker 3: and that was very important. And then Gizelle straightened my
- 8:50Speaker 3: ass out right on that couch.
- 8:52Speaker 2: She will straighten everyone's ass out, whether you see it
- 8:55Speaker 2: coming or not. And I mean, I feel like, on
- 9:00Speaker 2: if she straightens out my ass, I'll be like, thank you, ma'am.
- 9:02Speaker 1: You know yeah, And she says she still wants to
- 9:05Speaker 1: raise kids.
- 9:06Speaker 2: I mean, Hia, that was wild because she it was
- 9:12Speaker 2: really sweet to hear her say, you know, she has
- 9:16Speaker 2: in her heart she really does want to have, you know,
- 9:18Speaker 2: a connection with children again. And I thought that was
- 9:21Speaker 2: so sweet again meaning in addition to her own, which
- 9:24Speaker 2: I just and you know, but I wanted before I
- 9:27Speaker 2: forget what I was going to say about ma'am when
- 9:29Speaker 2: I was like, yes, ma'am about Gazelle, Jilele saying yes
- 9:33Speaker 2: ma'am to Gizelle like a million times over is just
- 9:37Speaker 2: so awkward, and they just never had a chance. I
- 9:40Speaker 2: just wish that Ashley would have caught him off a
- 9:42Speaker 2: long time ago, because it just I felt so bad
- 9:44Speaker 2: for him because it was so awkward. He he even
- 9:47Speaker 2: in that hot tub at the very end of their
- 9:49Speaker 2: last date. It was like, She's like, I just need
- 9:52Speaker 2: more passion. It's like, well, how do I How can
- 9:54Speaker 2: I give you passion after you tell me you need passion? Like,
- 9:56Speaker 2: how was that supposed to happen?
- 9:58Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you.
- 10:00Speaker 3: However, I thought after I was like, oh man, that's
- 10:03Speaker 3: one of those moments where you say you want it
- 10:06Speaker 3: and then the other person has to then awkwardly make
- 10:11Speaker 3: that happen in the moment, And I thought that's while
- 10:13Speaker 3: I handled it. I thought that he's like, here's you
- 10:17Speaker 3: want your passion, here's your.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Path, Like, I agree, I agree.
- 10:19Speaker 3: Yeah, he could have said that a lot of different
- 10:21Speaker 3: ways that would have made me cringe. But he hit
- 10:24Speaker 3: the exact note I needed to hear. It was the
- 10:27Speaker 3: note that whistles out of James's throat.
- 10:30Speaker 2: No, it is the.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Exact note I needed to hear him hit with it.
- 10:34Speaker 2: I was amazing, cute. Yeah, I completely agree with you,
- 10:38Speaker 2: But he the passion that he does have, that he
- 10:41Speaker 2: that she's never really gotten to see because she's kind
- 10:45Speaker 2: of kept him and she kept baby in the corner.
- 10:47Speaker 2: You know, she dirty danced him.
- 10:50Speaker 1: She did, but she doesn't want kids with him.
- 10:55Speaker 2: And I think I should have let go, and I
- 10:57Speaker 2: guess it's for the show. And I'm kind of like,
- 10:59Speaker 2: I really like Wale, so I enjoyed seeing him week
- 11:02Speaker 2: to week. So perhaps that was just like they do
- 11:04Speaker 2: on The Bachelor, Bachelor and the Bachelorette. They keep people
- 11:08Speaker 2: on way longer than they should because they know that
- 11:10Speaker 2: they're fan favorites. And I think Wallet was a fan favorite.
- 11:13Speaker 3: I agree because you know who doesn't do that, Traders
- 11:18Speaker 3: And it drives me nuts. They get out the people
- 11:23Speaker 3: I am most excited to watch right away.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Pepper da Yeah, pep was it Peppermint? It was peppermint, peppermint?
- 11:33Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Dirnda yeah all yeah again. So
- 11:39Speaker 3: they do that and they and the UK should one
- 11:41Speaker 3: forget it. It's like the most charismatic goes first. And
- 11:44Speaker 3: so I appreciated Walle staying yeah, but you're right.
- 11:49Speaker 1: I mean clearly.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Ashley Legit liked him because they're still texting and kind
- 11:56Speaker 3: of flirting.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what did those texts say? Because I couldn't
- 12:01Speaker 2: leave that far.
- 12:03Speaker 1: He Well, you were in the pant weren't you cleaning
- 12:05Speaker 1: out your pantry. Oh yeah earlier.
- 12:08Speaker 2: No, I actually watched the the like the middle to
- 12:11Speaker 2: the end last night in bed, so I was watching
- 12:14Speaker 2: on my TV, and then when I rewatched it today
- 12:16Speaker 2: from the beginning. I was cleaning out my pantry while
- 12:19Speaker 2: I was watching it on my computer. So what did
- 12:22Speaker 2: the text say?
- 12:23Speaker 3: It was basically like, I think him asking about Diamond
- 12:27Speaker 3: and whatever her tits are. Diamond, God, forget that name, darlings.
- 12:35Speaker 3: I know you're screaming. Then please let us remind me anyway.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Diamond, you're thinking about diamond and Rose. You're thinking about
- 12:42Speaker 2: vander Palm's ponies rip Rose.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Remember she named her diamonds diamonds.
- 12:48Speaker 2: But is one of them named diamonds?
- 12:51Speaker 1: Diamond and Dena.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Okay, no, that's hilarious, but no, that's the name. That's
- 12:56Speaker 2: one of the options for my titties that like diamond.
- 13:00Speaker 3: And wait, this is my text to you. Am I
- 13:02Speaker 3: thinking when I sexted you.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Bob name of Ashley Darby's boobs? They all have names.
- 13:14Speaker 2: You're You're not wrong about that? And oh my god,
- 13:18Speaker 2: you are so right. It's Demi and Diamond. Oh Demi, Okay, wow, okay,
- 13:27Speaker 2: I am really impressed.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Well, I just read his text, so that's don't be
- 13:32Speaker 3: too impressed.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Trust me, ask me in a week and I will
- 13:37Speaker 3: be like, she named her boobs, Like there are just
- 13:40Speaker 3: some bravo things that I can't retain and that I think,
- 13:43Speaker 3: but one of them is first.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Okay, you know that she's not the first to name
- 13:46Speaker 2: her boobs, right.
- 13:48Speaker 3: Uh yeah, and guess okay, Trivia, ask me who else
- 13:51Speaker 3: did who else? No fucking idea, Amy, Let's move on.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Okay, Portia. I uh oh, okay, you're all.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Right, yeah yeah, no, but now keep going because.
- 14:05Speaker 3: Wenday is forte yeah, Wendy. Right, it's all coming back.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Got into my head. I couldn't tell you any of the.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Names, but I love I like naming mine. Mine are
- 14:17Speaker 2: going to be named Diamonds and Denham, just so everybody knows.
- 14:21Speaker 2: That's what we're going to land on. And thank you
- 14:23Speaker 2: to everybody who submitted ideas. And I should go back
- 14:27Speaker 2: to that list a while back, a while back. So
- 14:29Speaker 2: we're gonna land on Diamonds and Denham, and so thank
- 14:32Speaker 2: you for bringing that back. I appreciate that. On that note,
- 14:35Speaker 2: why don't we just take a quick break. I wish
- 14:38Speaker 2: it was a braw commercial for Honeylove. But mm hmm, okay, everybody,
- 14:53Speaker 2: we are back talking Love Hotel. But finale, I am
- 14:56Speaker 2: with the fabulous Emily Jersis and you are so welcome.
- 15:05Speaker 2: You're so welcome. Wow, we've been I love how we've
- 15:11Speaker 2: been bouncing around. But when Luanne chooses James and they
- 15:16Speaker 2: check out and they're just like canoodling on the couch
- 15:19Speaker 2: like a couple of middle school kids, you know, And
- 15:22Speaker 2: he's like, well, here, well you do James's whistle voice,
- 15:31Speaker 2: tell I hear. And then she's like, Darling, just go
- 15:34Speaker 2: to the Countess Lwin dot com.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Get that plug in.
- 15:42Speaker 2: I loved it. That was so so funny. Well, let's
- 15:45Speaker 2: circle back to Giselle because even though she's not the
- 15:48Speaker 2: host of the show this season, hopefully she will be
- 15:52Speaker 2: next season. But she brings both THEO and Phil to
- 15:57Speaker 2: the couch and is like, fel we're in different moments
- 16:00Speaker 2: in our lives. You are on chill mode and I'm
- 16:03Speaker 2: hustling and bustling and grinding and I'm not checking out
- 16:06Speaker 2: with you. And he's like, indeed, Madam, I'm going to
- 16:10Speaker 2: go back to my house behind the gates in Malibu.
- 16:16Speaker 2: And what was the other thing we were joking about
- 16:18Speaker 2: last week that he talks about. Oh, yeah, I'm going
- 16:21Speaker 2: to go up to the house of the house.
- 16:24Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's like, Oh, I happen to just know
- 16:28Speaker 3: Mike in Cynthia.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I know Karen really well. I know Wendy really well.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Robin your best friend. She James had me on read
- 16:44Speaker 2: when you were out that week, she had me guest host.
- 16:50Speaker 1: I'm doing tras podcast again.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Also, I love really oddly, really oddly renovated homes.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Did I hear this right?
- 17:09Speaker 3: Is the new Love Hotel going to have Sandobal and like, dudes,
- 17:12Speaker 3: are they flipping it?
- 17:14Speaker 1: And they're going to have like guys there.
- 17:16Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Oh, the next season I think is like for Bravo
- 17:22Speaker 3: guys with ladies.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's so smart to just do. I
- 17:28Speaker 2: was thinking they would always do like hotels always do housewives.
- 17:33Speaker 3: I think I would prefer that because what's the different?
- 17:36Speaker 3: I mean, like, what are we going to watch Sandibal
- 17:39Speaker 3: love bomb a bunch of people?
- 17:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm up for that. Are you kidding? Absolutely? Oh,
- 17:46Speaker 2: I've just heard this.
- 17:48Speaker 1: I'm just double checking before I say off.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Okay, I'll listen to this. Yes, for Castle might singing
- 18:02Speaker 2: terrible singing. Yeah, no that I mean we saw him
- 18:06Speaker 2: on Traders he killed it.
- 18:09Speaker 1: I can't find the article I saw that, So I was.
- 18:12Speaker 2: Probably one of those those those fake my.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Favor dream, my favorite dream.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had a dream about it. No, but
- 18:22Speaker 2: if they did do that, I think that's such a
- 18:23Speaker 2: great idea. This show could last forever. I mean, it
- 18:28Speaker 2: is like The Bachelor. I mean, now I understand what
- 18:30Speaker 2: it is. It's the Bachelor for Bravo, duh.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Or reality Stars because theyve guy.
- 18:35Speaker 3: I do think they need to expand it.
- 18:39Speaker 2: From just because it's just it's peacock. It's not on Bravo.
- 18:43Speaker 3: Well only because like, we only not have those I know,
- 18:47Speaker 3: we only have so much, you know, so many people
- 18:50Speaker 3: in the U Bravo verse to go through before it's like, wait,
- 18:53Speaker 3: we need you to actually be in a relationship with
- 18:56Speaker 3: someone that's on your show, so we have that tension.
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- 22:57Speaker 2: All right, we are back. What did you think about
- 22:58Speaker 2: Wala writing Ashley and note when she broke up with
- 23:01Speaker 2: him in the end.
- 23:02Speaker 3: I thought that was very sweet, and I also realized
- 23:06Speaker 3: that somewhere off camera she tipped him off and I
- 23:09Speaker 3: appreciated that.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Oh good point.
- 23:14Speaker 3: Yeah, so she must have said, hey, i'm I have
- 23:17Speaker 3: to tell you on camera so you're not surprised and
- 23:21Speaker 3: it's not weird for you.
- 23:22Speaker 1: I just want to tell you no respect.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Great point. I didn't even think about that. I love that.
- 23:28Speaker 2: I'm less he.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Had two notes one taking him I one for if not.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Or just the one note, and he wouldn't have given
- 23:41Speaker 2: it to her, had he picked her?
- 23:43Speaker 1: What if he read him or what.
- 23:46Speaker 3: If he was like, I'm not checking out with you?
- 23:49Speaker 3: And that was he was ready no matter what.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Yeah, he was wait about the night before when she
- 23:56Speaker 2: tells Ralph that like, oh, he didn't spend the night.
- 23:58Speaker 2: We just cuddled and he left in the do that
- 24:00Speaker 2: flashback and he's like leaving with his suitcase. That was sad.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I got it.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Of course it made so much sense, but like, I
- 24:10Speaker 2: don't I almost felt like him leaving with his suitcase
- 24:14Speaker 2: was just a little bit of a dash of humiliation
- 24:17Speaker 2: that we could have left out for Wala. I mean,
- 24:19Speaker 2: it was just like the dead of night. It's his
- 24:22Speaker 2: silhouette and you know, when you're trying to leave a
- 24:24Speaker 2: hotel room with your rolling suitcase, what a shit show
- 24:27Speaker 2: that always is. Yeah, I mean maybe it's different for Wala,
- 24:31Speaker 2: but you know, you're like you can't quite get the
- 24:33Speaker 2: door open, and he's just like trying to get out.
- 24:37Speaker 2: He just he brought it there to like just in case,
- 24:40Speaker 2: and now he's gottah. We had to see that. That
- 24:43Speaker 2: wasn't right, that wasn't right.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Shannon's up there getting earled out or something.
- 24:49Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Out oh oh earled out?
- 25:00Speaker 2: Yeah, Earl found that pearl?
- 25:02Speaker 1: All right, yeah, mad.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Oyster gross you guys, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 25:12Speaker 2: I apologize. Just know that's what it is. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 25:19Speaker 2: oh wait, yeah, go ahead.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 25:21Speaker 3: I liked that they were all kind of within ear
- 25:24Speaker 3: or eyeshot of each other and we're all kind of
- 25:26Speaker 3: observing on various towers.
- 25:29Speaker 1: That was kind of cool too.
- 25:30Speaker 2: Yes, when Ashley is being consoled by Joel and she's
- 25:36Speaker 2: like okay, oh no, Ralph is coming okay, okay, and
- 25:40Speaker 2: she's like, how do I look? I have to pull
- 25:41Speaker 2: it together and she's like totally crying. Then she's like, hi,
- 25:44Speaker 2: like she welcomed him and welcomed him.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to happen there too.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:01Speaker 3: With Ralph, I really like that had to be Ashley
- 26:05Speaker 3: just being like yeah, nah, not for me, because he
- 26:08Speaker 3: would have gone he.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Knew he was out of his leave with Ashley.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. When Walle was like, ah, I
- 26:19Speaker 2: did a little googling, saw your husband? Gullum.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:25Speaker 2: I don't think I had a chance this whole time.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Glad I didn't google sooner. How's the divorce? She's like, yeah,
- 26:33Speaker 2: I'm actually been waiting for you to ask me that.
- 26:36Speaker 2: And also, it's like, Ashley, these men don't know you.
- 26:40Speaker 2: They don't watch the Housewives, they don't know your sexual orientation.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Stop assuming that everybody knows.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I think too, Like I yeah, I would be
- 26:55Speaker 3: so confused as to where to start. But I do
- 26:58Speaker 3: think that Bet is safe that these guys really don't
- 27:02Speaker 3: know you, and even if they do, they're going to
- 27:05Speaker 3: assume it's bullshit until you tell them.
- 27:08Speaker 1: They're gonna see It's like rumors and nastiness, et cetera.
- 27:14Speaker 2: James is like, I just.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Ya yai.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Well, uh okay, what else is there anything else?
- 27:32Speaker 1: Well?
- 27:32Speaker 3: I still have no idea what kicked off the Joel
- 27:36Speaker 3: Camp Kim Booster whatever. I really thought leaving the last episode,
- 27:42Speaker 3: we were going to see Shannon livid from the Earl
- 27:46Speaker 3: situation going in and this this episode would have ended
- 27:52Speaker 3: in such a way that would have her rolling into
- 27:55Speaker 3: that after party cracking heads.
- 27:58Speaker 1: But she seems to be in good spirits.
- 28:01Speaker 4: I'm here to crack heads. I'm going to crack some heads.
- 28:07Speaker 3: I mean the way he was Joe Kim Booster went
- 28:10Speaker 3: off on her. I was like, WHOA, what happened at
- 28:12Speaker 3: that after party?
- 28:13Speaker 2: Yeah? And I could kind of want to know, does
- 28:16Speaker 2: anybody know?
- 28:18Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean we know the broad strokes.
- 28:20Speaker 3: It was something about how she was treating his friend, right.
- 28:27Speaker 1: But we don't actually know what really kicked it off.
- 28:34Speaker 3: And now I know even less because you would think
- 28:36Speaker 3: she would be in a pleasant mood, especially after horseback
- 28:41Speaker 3: riding with Earl and not doing a fucking fun photo
- 28:43Speaker 3: bomb with him.
- 28:44Speaker 4: I grew up on horses. I grew up on boats.
- 28:50Speaker 4: I grew up on horses. I grew up cracking heads.
- 28:54Speaker 1: I grew up on a horse boat. She couldn't wait
- 28:57Speaker 1: to say that she grew up on horses.
- 29:00Speaker 2: She she really never has there ever been a minute
- 29:04Speaker 2: when there's been a horse or a horse is brought
- 29:06Speaker 2: up in the history of Housewives where she hasn't said
- 29:10Speaker 2: I grew up with horses. It is so true.
- 29:15Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Even when she's on a horse, she's like,
- 29:21Speaker 3: is that Joe?
- 29:22Speaker 1: Is that Joe?
- 29:25Speaker 3: Joe?
- 29:25Speaker 2: Really? I'm actually wondering if the answer is out there
- 29:33Speaker 2: Shannon Badore and Joel Kim Booster, if like there is
- 29:40Speaker 2: somebody knows on Reddit.
- 29:42Speaker 3: I feel like I also want to say, whatever went down,
- 29:46Speaker 3: kudos to the guys on the show who don't know
- 29:50Speaker 3: anything about how to handle this for not speaking out
- 29:56Speaker 3: on it.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they all could.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Have, including Earl. Yeah they knew.
- 30:01Speaker 3: I mean, they didn't come to Shannon's defense, but they
- 30:03Speaker 3: also weren't spilling tea either, and they all could have.
- 30:07Speaker 3: And I mean we know that the gals all rallied
- 30:09Speaker 3: around Shannon.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wasn't. Even when when I talked to
- 30:15Speaker 2: her on this show, I was like, what do you
- 30:16Speaker 2: think about that? She's like, well, Darling, I mean, just
- 30:19Speaker 2: wasn't very becoming of him to do that? And yeah, yeah, because.
- 30:24Speaker 3: They are putting their fucking pure asses out there at
- 30:26Speaker 3: these gals and they don't need to be torn down
- 30:30Speaker 3: by the host's I love Joel Kim Booster, but I
- 30:34Speaker 3: just yeah, it was just so weird, and I was
- 30:37Speaker 3: hoping to have more clarity by this point.
- 30:39Speaker 2: I can't believe that it hasn't really come out. I'm
- 30:42Speaker 2: just it's pretty shocking. Also, it was entertaining that a
- 30:48Speaker 2: host that's hosting four housewives just went full housewife. Yes,
- 30:54Speaker 2: like there's something to be said about like, you know,
- 30:57Speaker 2: being around those kinds of people, you know, birds of
- 31:01Speaker 2: a feather flock together. Maybe he just somehow got his
- 31:05Speaker 2: body was taken over by a housewife for that.
- 31:07Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, this is this literally the finale party
- 31:11Speaker 3: and we have not had a blowout and we need
- 31:13Speaker 3: it in this right.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I guess we'll never know. I mean, I'm
- 31:18Speaker 2: even trying to scan Reddit right now. Can't even uh,
- 31:22Speaker 2: can't even find anything. So well, if anybody does know,
- 31:25Speaker 2: sliding to my DMS meet Amy Phillips, thank you very much.
- 31:28Speaker 2: I feel like the Darling Show on Instagram, you feel like, well, now.
- 31:33Speaker 3: I feel like eventually we'll know, because like he's got
- 31:35Speaker 3: a right he's going to have a book deal in
- 31:38Speaker 3: him soon that that's going to expose, like we'll find out.
- 31:42Speaker 2: You're talking about Earl right, Okay, yeah, the difference between
- 31:49Speaker 2: lake boats and ocean boats. I mean, I'm sure that
- 31:52Speaker 2: would actually be a very helpful book to a lot
- 31:55Speaker 2: of people of the of the Waters. Did we talk
- 31:59Speaker 2: about how Fio like made that rubber duck that fondn't
- 32:05Speaker 2: rubber duck? And the cake?
- 32:07Speaker 3: We didn't, But I'm so pissed about that last title card,
- 32:11Speaker 3: saying that he possibly ghosted Giselle that I don't give
- 32:16Speaker 3: two shits about that duck cake.
- 32:18Speaker 2: That duck cake can go fucking fucking duck that's disgusting. Wait,
- 32:24Speaker 2: the only passed was so weird.
- 32:26Speaker 3: The only even if it was like the kind of
- 32:29Speaker 3: thing where it was like, oh, he got back and
- 32:32Speaker 3: his kids were like, Dad, we didn't know you were
- 32:34Speaker 3: going to do this, Why did you do this? Or
- 32:36Speaker 3: his ex was like, hey, our kids didn't asked to
- 32:38Speaker 3: be a part of this, like they don't want to,
- 32:42Speaker 3: and so like even if there was that, then just
- 32:45Speaker 3: say they went their separate.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Ways, you know what I mean, like my phone Like
- 32:51Speaker 2: that was weird.
- 32:52Speaker 3: He said that, like right, but they wouldn't upseid that
- 32:56Speaker 3: if he gave them anything to say or Gizzlle, I
- 33:01Speaker 3: mean they both signed off.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I think on he lost his phone, I e.
- 33:06Speaker 2: He ghosted, Yeah, Gizelle probably said that you can tell
- 33:10Speaker 2: a queen g yeah, queen gee yeah.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Yeah, like gorgeous yeah, Queen g yeeah.
- 33:18Speaker 2: And then also one more thing, did we talk about
- 33:20Speaker 2: Luanne wanting to keep her lifestyle?
- 33:25Speaker 3: That was in oh yeah, when she was like I
- 33:28Speaker 3: want to be first class yeah.
- 33:30Speaker 1: I went my Space and I went first class.
- 33:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I like how she horn that in there.
- 33:37Speaker 1: That was so funny.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
- 33:41Speaker 1: I did I did hear that?
- 33:42Speaker 3: The guys all kind of get together and hang at
- 33:44Speaker 3: Phil's house to watch the show, which is sweet.
- 33:46Speaker 1: They like have a little viewing parties.
- 33:49Speaker 2: Well, they had to come up to the house. He
- 33:51Speaker 2: invited to come up to the house, you know, he did.
- 33:54Speaker 2: Hey guys, this on the Love Hotel thread. Hey guys,
- 33:57Speaker 2: it's Phil just behind the gates here. Thought I would
- 34:00Speaker 2: text you all and see if you wanted to come
- 34:02Speaker 2: up to the house for a viewing. I have a
- 34:05Speaker 2: theater room. We can all hang out there. I've got
- 34:08Speaker 2: some cigars, you know it. Oh yeah, Yi, I love that.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Ashley was like, I don't really have a type, and
- 34:17Speaker 2: like you see Michael and like realm side by that, Like, babe,
- 34:22Speaker 2: you do you really do? I mean I get what
- 34:25Speaker 2: you're saying. That it's about, you know, somebody who takes
- 34:29Speaker 2: care of their body.
- 34:32Speaker 1: Yeah. No, she has a solid type.
- 34:35Speaker 3: Yeah, she's open to flirting with everyone.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Right, Well, well she's gonna lock it down when she's.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Gonna lock it exactly right. Well, I love that Lou.
- 34:48Speaker 2: James gave Lou a statement necklace. That was fabulous, great
- 34:52Speaker 2: to see.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Just for Lou. I mean, that is a Lou necklace.
- 34:56Speaker 2: It sure is. She loved it. He knows her, he
- 34:59Speaker 2: really does. And uh, did we talk Did we talk
- 35:04Speaker 2: about Shannon and Earle like and their conversation? I don't
- 35:08Speaker 2: even remember.
- 35:09Speaker 1: No, Yeah, we didn't.
- 35:10Speaker 2: About bogging it down. Okay, but at the beginning when
- 35:14Speaker 2: they were Oh, did we talk about how like at
- 35:17Speaker 2: the very beginning they were still trying to work out
- 35:21Speaker 2: what happened last week with the hurricane.
- 35:24Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't talk about so you and I were
- 35:27Speaker 3: talking before the show, okay, then, but I don't think
- 35:31Speaker 3: we talked about like Giselle set my ass straight. But
- 35:34Speaker 3: I don't know about like we I don't think we
- 35:37Speaker 3: talked about like Earle taking it and understanding the note.
- 35:42Speaker 2: See, yeah, I thought that was really good of him,
- 35:44Speaker 2: because last week, you know, I was leaning more towards Shannon,
- 35:48Speaker 2: but I still really saw Earl's point about her not
- 35:52Speaker 2: going out and like not even checking a map or whatever.
- 35:56Speaker 2: But now this week, it really the pendulum swang pretty
- 36:00Speaker 2: hard solidly towards Shannon. I mean, if I was in
- 36:04Speaker 2: her situation. Obviously, you and I we come from you know,
- 36:08Speaker 2: we have apps on our phone about natural disasters. We're
- 36:11Speaker 2: going to be checking if it's a love one a friend.
- 36:15Speaker 2: So we're still going to hold her accountable for that regardless. However,
- 36:19Speaker 2: we now know the conversation that happened between them, which
- 36:22Speaker 2: is she said the last conversation they had was, Hey,
- 36:26Speaker 2: before I went to dinner, I asked you, you know
- 36:30Speaker 2: what's going on? And you said the hurricane was not
- 36:33Speaker 2: going to hit Saint Petersburg and it's going to Tallahassee
- 36:36Speaker 2: and you were fine. And then cut to him not
- 36:39Speaker 2: just ghosting her all night and then finally like just
- 36:42Speaker 2: snapping on her ass the next day. So and he
- 36:45Speaker 2: took accountability for that.
- 36:47Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I'm realizing now that if there had
- 36:52Speaker 3: been a pandemic right after a love Hotel, Shannon or
- 36:56Speaker 3: All would have absolutely he would have moved to California
- 36:59Speaker 3: and moved in with her, and James and Lou would
- 37:04Speaker 3: be they would absolutely live together.
- 37:06Speaker 1: I bet they. Lou would have relocated to LA for
- 37:09Speaker 1: the pandemic.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because he's in La a lot, right.
- 37:14Speaker 3: Yeah, But I don't think that Ralph and Ashley would
- 37:19Speaker 3: have been together because she has her kids and they
- 37:22Speaker 3: live far enough away and he's got his.
- 37:24Speaker 1: Kids, so they would not have.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Like, but should a pandemic have hit right after Love Hotel,
- 37:29Speaker 3: we might be looking at a very different Shannon and
- 37:33Speaker 3: Lou right now.
- 37:34Speaker 2: That's a great, great point. You know, when you put
- 37:40Speaker 2: COVID on top of every relationship that's just starting, you know, yes,
- 37:45Speaker 2: it really changes things.
- 37:46Speaker 3: It fast tracks it in a way that maybe it
- 37:49Speaker 3: never should have and sometimes it's great, but it did
- 37:54Speaker 3: work out in a great way. But like, yeah, yeah,
- 38:00Speaker 3: and you know, oh my god, you know, Earl and
- 38:03Speaker 3: Shannon would have honkered down in a boat on a
- 38:10Speaker 3: horse boat, a horse boat. I'm ready to get earled
- 38:18Speaker 3: out now. Sorry, I'll never say that after this episode.
- 38:27Speaker 1: E earl it out, Please earl it.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Please, she's so polite.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Well it's your version of Shannon.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Hurled it out. Please.
- 38:50Speaker 4: I just I just cracked my oyster and I'm ready
- 38:53Speaker 4: to get earled.
- 38:57Speaker 2: I'm ready to shock. I'm ready to shock. Get Earl
- 39:00Speaker 2: check my oyster. Hey, we should welcome ourselves out.
- 39:10Speaker 1: I'm ready to check out. Time is up.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Let's put our knives down. Thank you, so much for listening, Darlings.
- 39:18Speaker 2: You want more, you can get more over at patreon
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- 39:26Speaker 2: and give it five stars and all these earle us out.
- 39:30Speaker 2: Yeah said you would never say again when the music plays. Okay,
- 39:36Speaker 2: when the music plays, you might not. I'm gonna say
- 39:38Speaker 2: it though, because I think it's funny. Thank you guys
- 39:42Speaker 2: so much for listening. Bye for now.
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