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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the vibe for horoscopes?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we always talk about red flags on this show,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm telling you what your zodiac sign's financial red
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  Speaker 2: flag is. I am basically telling you what you need
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  Speaker 2: to not waste your money on today. Also, if it's
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  Speaker 2: your birthday today, you are a Virgo, and you share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Kaia Gerber, Charlie Sheen, and August Alsina.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then let's go. Let's do Virgos. Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay. So my Virgos. Find three different hyper-specific systems,
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  Speaker 2: or like... gadgets to fix your life are your financial
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  Speaker 2: red flags rather than actually just cleaning up the mess
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  Speaker 2: sitting on your desk you will find a way and
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  Speaker 2: a hack for something or something else to do it
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  Speaker 2: for you Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to find right now when you talk about finances,
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  Speaker 3: I think we have a lot of money being spent
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  Speaker 3: on apps and stuff and I don't know which ones.
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  Speaker 3: So it'd be great to find something that could tell me,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like I feel like I'm buying Hulu and
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  Speaker 3: I'm buying Disney and I buy an ESPN and I
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  Speaker 3: don't think I need it. I think I'm sure you
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  Speaker 3: could do it all at one time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know and I'm too lazy to go look. Mo,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. What's your sign, Mo?
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  Speaker 3: I'm an Aquarius.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so for my Aquarius, your financial red flag is
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  Speaker 2: kind of like backing some weird crowdfunding campaign or buying
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  Speaker 2: an absurdly impractical item just because it's your special kind
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  Speaker 2: of thing. Nobody else really understands it, but that's your
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  Speaker 2: red flag because it's kind of pointless and a waste
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  Speaker 2: of money.
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  Speaker 3: I can totally see that.
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  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: Probably in the moments that I'm, you know, being financially irresponsible,
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  Speaker 3: I'm totally for it, but I can definitely see that.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. Thanks, Mo.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do it today.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day, Mo. You too.
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  Speaker 2: Have a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Love you, Daisy.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Love you. Bye. Hello, Daisy. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I am a Leo. Just like me, Daisy. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: us Leos, our financial red flag is dropping some serious
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  Speaker 2: cash on like high-end designer or like bottle service, but
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  Speaker 2: just to impress people. We don't buy it because we
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  Speaker 2: want it. We want it so we can flex on everyone.
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  Speaker 2: And that's totally our red flag. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes you just got to show off even
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have anything to back it up with.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I go out to the bar with my girls,
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  Speaker 2: I get so mad when I'm like, shots on me.
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  Speaker 2: Because why?
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  Speaker 1: Like, why? Just shut up. Because why?
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  Speaker 3: And the account is overdrafted and you're like, what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Daisy, you get me.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Daisy. Let's do Libras.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, for Libra's, your financial red flag, buying two of
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  Speaker 2: the exact same things, the exact same shirts in different
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  Speaker 2: colors just because it makes you look really good and skinny.
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  Speaker 2: Your definitive choices causes actual physical distress sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but like if you find a good shirt and
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  Speaker 1: it comes in two different colors, why wouldn't you? I
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  Speaker 1: stand by that. Especially if it's on sale.
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  Speaker 2: And it's going to make me look skinny?
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  Speaker 1: Come on. How about... Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, rich for Pisces. Your financial red flag is dropping
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  Speaker 2: half of your paycheck on, like, really expensive, ridiculous things
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  Speaker 2: like guitars and new tech items. So, basically, you also
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: are really into, like, weird crystals and tarot decks, so
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  Speaker 2: you have to, like, tread lightly because an Etsy witch
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  Speaker 2: is on its way for you.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know that I had a guitar center credit
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  Speaker 3: card that I ripped up, like, two days ago?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. I said, just cancel it. Just cancel it now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If we need to get your sign, they're all posted
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  Speaker 1: on our website, johnjayandrich.com.