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997 - Match Me Abroad (s2e5) "Coming In Hot" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Paine here.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: I've got Keisha.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Monday. We're gonna do match we are broad Keisha.
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  Speaker 1: We got to match me Abroad's then we're gonna go
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: into Life After lock Up, which is our next clock
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  Speaker 1: up that's coming.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It premieres August first, so we'll be here August third,
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  Speaker 1: question mark, whatever you take that is. We'll be back
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: on Mugshot Monday. But so now you got a couple
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: of free episodes of match We Abroad. The rest of
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: the season has been over on Pink Shade Prime, So
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: if you want to see how we cover the beginning
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: of the season, head over there. And uh, yeah, Keisha,
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  Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm back on the free feed.
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  Speaker 2: I did thank god. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I did one last week with Heather just because that
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  Speaker 1: would have been scheduled for forever and so I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can get out of my sick bed and do
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  Speaker 1: because I know her and it's a episode, it's not
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to like do a lot of pre work.
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  Speaker 1: And then I recorded with Kimberly for for ninety Day UK,
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  Speaker 1: which came out on Sunday, So okay, technically the third time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back, but this is like back on the free feed,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm back, I'm here, we go doing it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad because it literally felt like when your
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: parent is out of town and it's like the day
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  Speaker 3: before they get's, like when are they coming back? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: like I can't in a good way or a bad way,
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  Speaker 3: because sometimes no, in.
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  Speaker 2: A good way, like I have to go pick up
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  Speaker 2: my own prescription. Where is my mom? Like I need
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  Speaker 2: her here?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And it's been like pressure too, because you're like
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  Speaker 3: having to do stuff. You're like, well, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to disappoint this person. I don't want to disappoint the listeners. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's pressure, you know. Yes, I'm so glad you're back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna lose fove pounds now.
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: Listen, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: All of the co hosts jumped in, helped, did a
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: great job. I'm so appreciative, appreciative, ingrid of keeping again.
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  Speaker 1: That girl she's going to Italy soon and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna like for two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, she's going to Italy again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she is going to Italy again. She just went
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  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, she's going with her parents on a cruise,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the cruise, but she just went on
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  Speaker 1: her parents to appears to Italy last year. It's maybe
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: they're hitting other countries.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same kind of thing. So good for her, Okay,
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: good for her. Good for her, she has.
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  Speaker 2: Been on it. I don't think, like for me, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize how sick you were. I think none of
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: us did. It's kind of what the fuck.
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  Speaker 3: But then it's like, okay, wait, we got a top
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  Speaker 3: top top top top, top to top.
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  Speaker 2: And then it's like two days went by.
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  Speaker 3: I went start crying and I'm like, she's so sick,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like this is so bad, Like yeah, you're like.
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  Speaker 1: You should don't listen between you and Dave and the crying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like I can't, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Will you take that picture of you going home and
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  Speaker 3: a girl's in the back. I burst into tears, Like
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  Speaker 3: he's going home, the girls are in the back.
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  Speaker 2: I know they missed her so bad. I'm like this,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm like, I didn't realize that. I poor you.
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  Speaker 2: She was in my life. I feels so much better now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was traumatic.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Well, Kimberly accused me of faking an illness to
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  Speaker 1: take a break.
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  Speaker 2: No, well that would be.
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  Speaker 1: One, but to one up her because her mom died.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah she didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes, looks, so my mom died, so you
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  Speaker 1: got to have something better. And I was like, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: she's she said, She's like okay, So yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly here, that's terrible, but it was funny. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: your mom would like that joke.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Melissa.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, so if you didn't know, or you don't pay
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  Speaker 1: attention to social media or didn't hear the thing that
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: I did or whatever, like here's what happened, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: it to you, like in a one minute clip. I
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: had something called spontaneous mesenteric hematoma.
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  Speaker 2: You look it up.
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  Speaker 1: It's super rare. It's spontaneous. It's a thing that just
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  Speaker 1: burst in the mesentary which is a thing of tissue
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  Speaker 1: between like your intestines and your I don't even really
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  Speaker 1: know actually, but it's extremely rare and it is something
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  Speaker 1: that will kill you. And it didn't kill me because
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  Speaker 1: I'm still here. But luckily the people at Hospital A
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: in Southport knew that they couldn't handle it and transported
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  Speaker 1: me to Hospital b in Wilmington, which is a great hospital,
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  Speaker 1: and they had a team there that did an interventional
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: radiology surgery on me imbolize the bleed in my abdomen.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's all, find it good, But of course the
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  Speaker 1: mature of it is what's the concerning part of it.
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  Speaker 1: Could it happen again? Would it happen again? Could it
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  Speaker 1: happen in my brain? Could it happen another process? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to a specialist in a week. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to a specialist at Johns Hopkins, which is in Baltimore,
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  Speaker 1: which is kind of like an MD Anderson or Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a big hospital. So they recommended my gi Other
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  Speaker 1: people had said it to me, but I was like,
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  Speaker 1: how do you? Just like, Hi, Johns Hopkins, will you
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  Speaker 1: help me? You know, my GID doctor also recommended it,
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  Speaker 1: and not this particular person. But I researched myself, found
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  Speaker 1: this particular person. We found a way to get in
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  Speaker 1: and I'm in with this person. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: see him next week. I'm getting a CT scan this week,
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  Speaker 1: another one, an updated one so they can compare it
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  Speaker 1: to the first one, and then we go from there
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  Speaker 1: and see if I have to have any other procedures,
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  Speaker 1: which I hope not. I hope they'll just be you
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  Speaker 1: can do X Y Z, and the chances of it
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  Speaker 1: happening again are like super slim. That's all I need.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to know that the chances are super slim.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, the surgeon in Wilmington's like, lightning doesn't
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  Speaker 1: usually strike twice, but sometimes it does, and sometimes it
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  Speaker 1: does within one week, like you just don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, that's not making me feel better. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: the not knowing, it's almost like you wish it was
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  Speaker 1: something so common that, even though it would be terrible,
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  Speaker 1: at least you knew what the protocol was for treating it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So we'll see what this doctor says. In
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  Speaker 1: a week and a half or so, I'll have an update.
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  Speaker 1: But that's it, and I'm here. And the problem I'm
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  Speaker 1: having now really is that I still have They said
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  Speaker 1: it'll take weeks. The amount of blood that was in
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  Speaker 1: my abdomen that has to reabsorb is painful, but and
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of just like weak from being on like
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  Speaker 1: the opioids and the all the sesia and the and
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: laying in the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so I'm just back on my feet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back at work, and that's good because Keisha, you
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  Speaker 1: know how I don't allow myself to go on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, it's dangerous over there and you'll lose life.
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  Speaker 2: Five hours of your life.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I lost several days because I had several days
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  Speaker 1: to kill because I wasn't working. And I know lots
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  Speaker 1: of stories on TikTok now, but then somebody sent me
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  Speaker 1: a new one that I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: To research later today. So who is it?
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  Speaker 1: So there was the Ashley Barnes one that I know
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  Speaker 1: everything about that girl?
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  Speaker 2: Now is that the missing Lady? No? I don't know, Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So there's this Ashley Barnes.
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  Speaker 1: So she's like a young TikTok influencer and then she
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  Speaker 1: was like literally trying to like sa her friends.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that was bad.
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  Speaker 1: She has looked over two million followers on TikTok like
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  Speaker 1: she's a big Okay, I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: What are we doing? You're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: This girl looks like she's fourteen. I mean I think
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  Speaker 1: she's like nineteen, but she's super young.
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  Speaker 2: So there's her.
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  Speaker 1: Then there is another story about the lady that went
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  Speaker 1: to the Fourth of July barbecue and the people were
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  Speaker 1: mean to her and she cried about it, and then
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  Speaker 1: that that's gone on. The lady that was mean to her,
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  Speaker 1: I got fired because she's nuts. And she went on
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  Speaker 1: to TikTok and was saying that the first lady was
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  Speaker 1: bipolar and she's a nurse and so that was crazy, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And then somebody and then I realized you could shop
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok and that's a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Have you show Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Now I always see the TikTok shop, but I've never
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  Speaker 3: ordered anything.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ordered anything? Yes? Oh yeah, it comes from
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  Speaker 2: this stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's no, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: And then I got a couple of things where I'm
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  Speaker 1: like it came in the mail and I'm like, where
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  Speaker 1: did this come from? So I go to like c
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  Speaker 1: if I ordered off at Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 1: Look at shop payd because they don't give you any
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  Speaker 1: information in the packaging so that you can concern it.
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  Speaker 2: But that is that's a good.
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  Speaker 3: Way to keep your money. Like the oh, well, can't
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  Speaker 3: send it back. You don't know where to.
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  Speaker 2: Send it to.
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  Speaker 1: I got this neck massager. I'm like, I don't when
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  Speaker 1: did I order this? And like an opioid. Hayes in
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  Speaker 1: the hospital, like, I got to send it back and
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  Speaker 1: there's no way to send it back. So I'm back
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  Speaker 1: to where I'm not. I'm gonna not allow myself to
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  Speaker 1: go on TikTok except for just like a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of time once a day, because I mean, Anna was like,
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  Speaker 1: you've become a screen ager. You're into TikTok theories age. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard that before.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. That is very and very Anna Gilbert.
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  Speaker 1: We used to call John an iPad kid. We'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: he's an iPad kid because he's just with his iPad.
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  Speaker 2: All the time.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, So I guess maybe it is new. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: That's funny. So no, I don't think so that's pretty good.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: She did tell me that. She said Keisha has been
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: in touch with me. You know, Kesha's concerned about me
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: and John. I was like, that's wonderful. I'm glad that
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  Speaker 1: she has to check on my girl.
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  Speaker 2: I know how to. And she was so sweet.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, I haven't prayed in a long time, but
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: I prayed like seven or eight times for my mom yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting very It was so sweet, like, if you
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  Speaker 2: need me, call me, if you need me, Like, I'm here,
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  Speaker 2: I'm here. Yeah, it was so so sweet. She was scared.
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  Speaker 2: She's like my best friend. I'm like, I know she'll
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: be home soon. You scared us, all I know, Harry
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  Speaker 2: met if also, I cannot. I cried yesterday at a pimple.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was like, why is this ad Like I
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  Speaker 3: can't fight wrinkles and pimples at the same time.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Life is so unfair, Like.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: Fighting rinkles and pimples at the same time is something
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  Speaker 1: else too much? I had that problem for a long time,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: but luckily now now it's just wrinkles.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: They just look at me at the house. I'm like, there,
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  Speaker 2: she goes. We don't know what's wrong with her.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: I know, Kisha, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Let's start this regap so that you don't cry any
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: more and make and make me uncomfortable.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should see her face right now. She's like,
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I hate a man when a woman's crying.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: I hate it so bad.
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  Speaker 1: And David is just constantly like gearing up and and
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm so privileged be able to drive you home.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to He did not say that that is
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  Speaker 3: so sy.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: He has been putting on the James Owens. Uh, now
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: that's supposed who got Dawn far It's terrible. I keep
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: back it up a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you deal with that on the
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: day to day because it's an ignore yeah, ignore, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just like he is. He did go to North Dakota
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  Speaker 1: for the weekend. He had a work trip that he
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  Speaker 1: had to go, and he kept saying, I'm not going
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: to go up and go just go something like being
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: in North Dakota, like looking at mountains and hiking. That
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: he really loves that stuff. Every time he sent me
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: pictures of the corny shit they were doing, I said,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: I am so happy for you, but I am so
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: happy I'm not there, because.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it that when they get excited about
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: stuff and they think we're supposed to be excited about it,
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  Speaker 3: it's just like, stop sending that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't care what you made on the
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  Speaker 2: barbecue pit.
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  Speaker 1: That's a beautiful mountain. That's amazing. I'm so glad that
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  Speaker 1: you got to see some buffalo. I'm just stay far away,
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  Speaker 1: just take a back. That's exciting, wonderful, love it. Yes,
• 12:09
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• 12:11
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• 12:14
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• 12:33
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• 14:00
  Speaker 1: me Abroad, Season two, Episode five, Coming in Hot, Coming
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  Speaker 1: in Hot. Everything's hot.
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  Speaker 2: It took me.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: It took me a minute to remember, but everything's about
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: heat is our theme of the titles. Now, I didn't
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: get to talk about Sarah last week.
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  Speaker 2: Who did you? Who did you cover this with last week? Amanda?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Amanda? Okay, people love you and Amanda together.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: By the way, I loved Amanda Amanda and we had
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: like never I mean we got to talk a tiny,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: small bit in New York, but not much at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean we went on almost like I
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: like her. Yeah. People were like, yeah, we didn't even more.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Keisha and me. They're really good.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't get to talk to you about Sarah
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  Speaker 1: yet because we hadn't met her. And I saw that
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: you posted somewhere like look or maybe it was a
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: real I don't know, but you were like, look, this
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: is this is her thing. She puts on her mask,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: shere's her armor, and just let.
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  Speaker 2: Her do it. Let her do it.
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  Speaker 3: She. I mean, I it's a lot, don't get me wrong,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: but I mean that. I think I was really talking
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: about how Dolly likes to immediately change people.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I'm like, she immediately told that girl
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: to take everything.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, that's her fifty long extensions, like
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: weeder lips, makeup.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I let let her stop it, Dolly. I'm tired of Dolly.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know. I'm sure that I think
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: you and I talked about this. I'm sure they're like,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be on this show. You can go to Brazil,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Singapore or Ireland. This is not couch for her, This
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: is not the place for her. Brazil might be a
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: much better fit. But you know, the show is supposed
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: to be fish out of water whatever. So right, I
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: just see Harold posted today Sunday when we're recording this,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: where he's like, new episode, you're going to get to
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: meet Amber.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: She is wonderful. I think this one may let her go,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: it may work out for him. I think it might.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, but let's start with Sarah thirty six from Houston, Texas.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: She's Keisha's neighbor, and she's in the garb with the
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: driver and she's like, oh, this is the first date
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: that Dalias.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Sent me on.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: And all I can say is this girl sounds so
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: much like Tiger Lily or Chkina all trying to sound
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like a Rashian.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: It's awful. That's what she needs to change.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: The vocal fry is an effect, you know. Yeah, So
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: she's going on a date with a guy named Freddie.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Freddy is an artist. He's a beat boxer, and he's
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: in his late thirties.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Now right away.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: That no, the beat box said, I'm like, you do
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: realize I am a full grown woman, a professional.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Really a beat boxer.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he should not be looking for love on No,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: he needs a full grown up career before he starts dating.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: What I think, unless he has some or of family
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: money and then we're.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Okay with it. I don't think he does. Yeah, I
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: don't think he doesn't.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: So Dolly says, Sarah normally goes out with guys who
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: sexualize her, but Freddie is a guy who wants to
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: look past the cover and read the book, so this
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: could be a great match for her. So he walks
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: up and he's like, hey, nice to meet you. Wow,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: how beautiful. You're gorgeous, And we're gonna walk around Haji
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Lane and he's telling her it's all these stalls, people
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: are selling their wars or whatnot. Listen, and my first
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: impression is this.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Freddy's
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: not cute. No, he's got bad teeth and a lot
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: of and they're big, a lot of jangled up teeth
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: in there, and listen, we can see what Freddy's bringing
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: to the table with his double earrings.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: But right away I was like, she's not gonna like him.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Well because he looks like a teenager, like his clothes
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: and the earrings, like he doesn't he looks like he
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: doesn't have a job.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: He looks like he had no face.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: He door dashes for a living. If you door dash
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: for a that is great, good for you. But I
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: know my lifestyle and it requires for a man to
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: do more than door dash. And that's just he looks
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: like a kid.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: He does look like a teenager, and he does look
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: like he's like freestyle beatboxing, breakdancing, you know, at every moment.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: But he's really nice, super nice. He's showing around and
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: giving her facts about where they are, which I always
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: like that. So the talking head, you know, they ask
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: him what did you think? And he says, well, I
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: recognized her right away because Dolly had said she was blonde. Yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: and she's very blonde, and she looks like a very
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: American girl. And I was trying not to be nervous.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Because I thought she was very beautiful. Yeah, but he
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't overdo it. It was like, whoa, you're so like hot. No, no, no, no,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: he's super nice.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: And I have to say, for her part, she was
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: really nice to him, even though we knew, like, this
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: is not the type of guy she's looking for, but
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: she was really sweet and she could have been. I mean,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: sometimes when you see someone who's like that, you think
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: they're snooty, but right, she didn't act that way at all.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: She was really sweet.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: She was she did the whole date all the way
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: through and was game for everything. And she didn't like, Okay,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: can we be done, Like this is obviously not.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So they chat and she's asking him about being an
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: artist and a musician, and she says she has a
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: jewelry company, and she goes say, yeah, I'm like kind
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: of artistic too, and I really like your earrings, like
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: two in one ear like amazing. In the talking head,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: she goes, I don't know, he's kind of cute. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: like his earrings, but I'm used to dating successful entrepreneurs.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So they decide, oh, let's do selfie. She's like, I'm
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a professional selfie tanker. We know we could tell, so
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: so he goes, I'm going to take you to this
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: local food place. This is my favorite food place. I
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: got to show it to you. I'd love to show
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it to people. It's in the red light district. And
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: she's like, I want.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: The red light district is the part we cannot get
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: over it. It's just like I think it would be
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: cool to go there, just like, oh, but now on
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: a date, like you're taking me to see what now?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: But when we were in Paris a couple of years
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: ago with the kids and we came down from soccer corps,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: we went on this thing month.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Something or whatever.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: It was like a little tram that you went down
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: the hills that are walking. We got to the bottom,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: like okay, we're just like looking at our maps like
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna walk for a minute and you know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: you're in Paris, see what you see and then try
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: to get a cab and get home or whatever. And
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: immediately we were in the red light district and I
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: was like, oh no, oh no, turn around, kids, Hi,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: dries your eyes.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: So he says, how adventurous are you, you know, with food,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: and she goes giant, that's okay. So she got he says,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: what would you show me if I came to Texas?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I would show you tex mecs and
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: be like caso and do you know like wualk them. Yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: that sounded good to me. He says, Look, I'm gonna
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: show you something called frog now horridge and she goes
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: it's like frogs now. There are snails, there's s cargo,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: and then there are people do eat frog legs. My
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: dad had a recipe. Here they do it here frog legs,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: They fry them. Yeah, the frog legs. These are things
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I've heard of, but I've never heard of, like put
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the whole frog head toes, eyeballs, everything into a stew.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, Dad tripped me out. I became queasy. I'm like,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: is she and then he said slurp.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: It was just something about the frog and the word
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: slurp that just did me in.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I could have turned off the TV immediately. I'm like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: my stomach can't take And then you saw their whole bodies.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's a good thing.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I was watching it on my computer and taking notes
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: on my computer because like I went to the other
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: screen where I was doing the note, so I could
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: only kind of like one eyeball it, you know, yeah,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: And so he goes, look, there's a lot of bones,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of sauce bone apte, you just slurped
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the meat off the bones so you don't.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Have to eat the munchet story.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, taste like chicken kind of, but
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do any slurping.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: She's looking at him in disgust because he does have
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: like greasy face where he's like slurping this meat off
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: this frog bones and his face is all greasy. He's like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: isn't it amazing? And she's like, okay, so changing the subject,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I've heard you like to do beat boxing. Tell me
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: about your beat boxing. And he's like, he's all that
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: his face is all greasy from the frog juice.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Keisha, because he's a twelve year old boy, like he
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: didn't wipe his mouth.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, see, forgot he's on a fucking date. I think
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: he really has forgotten.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: He's on a date and he's trying to impress her
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: because he just I don't even know what his vibe
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: was other than he's sweet, but he eats disgustingly and
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: he ate something quite disgusting as well.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I mean I get it because sometimes you'll go like, look,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: we gotta go to this hole in the wall restaurant.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Don't look at anything.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't look at anything, but the food is fantastic.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: But the food is all also not a whole body
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: of a frog. I just can't get past it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I listen, different culture is different foods. We saw on
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: ninety Day UK this week there was a couple and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: he's from I think originally he's from Turkey. He lives
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: in Greece now, but his whole thing was like I'm
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: gonna show you maybe it's from Jordan. Anyway, He's like,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to show you. This is my favorite thing.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: And it's like a sandwich that looked like a euro
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: or something, but it's sheep in testing. He's like, oh,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: He's like you have to. He talks like a robot.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You have to try it to show me that you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: love me. And then she speaks back to him like
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: he does to speak English and goes, I try, yah,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: yam very good. And I was like, at least we
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: could make fun of that and just gloss over the
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: fact that it's sheep and testined well because.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look like it, whereas we have him we
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: see the frog body like we see it all of it, Like, see.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: You were really really watching and I was really trying
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: actively not to watch it shove that not like.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I thought maybe it was gonna
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: be like the meat of a frog.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even though I wouldn't eat that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: But it literally was the frog Like it looked like
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: someone went in the back of the restaurant got a
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: group of frogs and just well, no, that is what
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: they did, like were frogs. But then again, hey, down
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: here we eat crawfish. I don't know other people think
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: that's utterly discussing.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, listen, I'm from that area, and I don't
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I think crawfish and crawdads andish that's.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Just eaten to me.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so listen, we're on the learning channel, guys,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: we're learning things. So in then talking head, she goes,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I think maybe Singapore and men have a different view
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: on what's good for a first Dane.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: So then he says, he says, so how do you
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: live there in Houston? Do you live alone?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, but my mom is closed, Like
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I could walk over to see my mom I'm very
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: close with my mom, and my dad died recently and
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: that's been really hard. And he says, oh, I live
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: ten minutes from here.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I have an.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: HDB flat, which is government subsidized apartment.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: He says.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Most Singaporeans live in these apartments. And I live with
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: my mom and she goes oh, and he says, he says, culturally,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: most Singaporeans stay with their parents un till they're married.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: So I'm glad, he explained that, at least not to
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: be right, I'm not a weirdo.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Culturally, this is what we do.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: And that has been some of the We've heard this
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: a lot during this particular season. Yeah, I'm kind of
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: like that too, Like I don't mind if my kid
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: lives with me to she gets married. I to me,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: we rush our kids out too quick, you know what
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, and they have to end up coming back
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: home because.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You're just not ready for life.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: So to me, that doesn't bother me as much as
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: it clearly bothers.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Some of the women on this ship.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think when you're in your thirties, maybe
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you could just get your own little place.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think so too. But does Freddy look
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: like he's ready to live on his own. No, no, no, no, no no,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: it's gonna help him change his ear rings. He needs
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: his mom there.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: His mom's like frogs Dow's ready, Freddy, come out of
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: your room. It's Wednesday night, frog night, So it's frog Friday. Okay, yes,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So then talking head, she says, no, being with Freddy
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't work, Like, how would we ever have a loan time?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: The type of man I want is more established and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: emotionally mature enough to like have kids in the next year.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's quick quick, And she says I'm annoyed
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: with Dolly because I don't have this time to waste
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: with this earing wearing beatbox her.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got what she said, but I appreciate,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: appreciate the way she behaved on the date.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Like her. Yeah, she could have been a total bit.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: She was not, and that makes me like her more
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: that she's like, this is not his fault. He's really sweet.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: But I gotta charge Dollie up because yeah, he's like
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: the first matchmaker on planet Earth.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I agree that she was nice on the date and
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: that show she's had good home training.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, agreed, I know.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: It seems like it just started, but summer will be
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: winding down soon and for me that means a new
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: college dorm room to furnish. And also I'm still working
• 27:36
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• 27:38
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• 27:41
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• 27:46
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• 27:48
  Speaker 1: but on a budget. Okay, it is a frat house.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I went to Wayfair and it was one stop shop.
• 27:53
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• 27:59
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• 28:01
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• 28:03
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• 28:06
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• 28:08
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• 28:09
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• 29:04
  Speaker 1: on to Amber and all her teeth.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Somebody wrote them all tonight. I don't know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you and Amanda referred to her
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: as Diana Ross. But somebody, somebody sent a comment I
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: don't know where, a DM or patron or something that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, she thinks she's Diana Ross
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and she's not. And I was like, okay, well, I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: get I could say that. I don't think so. I
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: think I think she just loves all her hair and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: she I think she really leans into a big personality.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I got a big mouth, I got big hair. I'm
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: big this, but I think actually she's very soft and
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: she's that's sort of like with Sarah and the makeup.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: That's sort of her what she's doing to to cover
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: up her real self.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: So her hair was a big debate on I guess
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: it's a match me a broad group.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Oh we got bad.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this lady's like, I'm so stick of her hair,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: all that big hair. She needs to cover that shit up.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: She needs to put it in braids.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Uh, like really?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I think her hair is a lot.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: But then I'm like, that's her fucking hair. That's her hair,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Like why should she And everyone jumped on this woman's.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Ass like like to say she should cover her hair. Yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I mean it's her hair. It's big because she tame it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Sure she could tame it, but I mean that's her hair. Though,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, what do you want her to do?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Like, because it's too big for this person was just like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: it's just too big.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: It's too much for me.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to eat next to her because probably
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: get hair on in the food. But that's her hair, that's.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Her hair, Like, yeah, I think I think it could
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: be cut a little more blunt, yeah, so that it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: not so jagged on the edges.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it is jagged, yeah, but.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I think I think a lot of it is just
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: part of this is her personality, This is who I'm
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be, so that you don't maybetually like physically get
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: too close to me, you know, like the pub always
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: wears hats so that people can't.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: People don't get well, yeah, I mean that would work,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: but in one of the promos, it's not like that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: It's really short. Oh yeah, So I was paying a
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: lot of attention last night.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like, is that her real hair or is that
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: like some kind of extensions, Because when I saw that promo,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, maybe that was a wig, Like
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: she got all of it and put a wig, a
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: short wig on.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: But there is a picture of her with short hair.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I not like super short, like a pixie cut, but
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: like down the here kind of look.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm not I'm really not sure. Looks like our hair.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, she's getting ready in her room and
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: it looks like somebody gave her flowers. There's like a
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: thing of flowers there. But I mean last week with
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: that guy at the murder cabin. It didn't seem like
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: he gave.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: He would send fun. He would send her flowers that
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: were made from his own shit.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: That guy.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: And we didn't get a chance to talk about it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: But that's a real specific kind of woman that's gonna
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: enjoy that guy.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: She would have to live the exact same lifestyle as him,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: because no other you can't tease someone.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: To be like that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: They want to They have to want to live that way.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: And I agree, yeah, I agree. And so she says,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: my date.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: With Paul was so bad, then it mayby really want
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: to see Keevan again.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: And again she was good on the day. She was
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: nice to that guy. She was very nice to him. Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: So she goes to see Keevan and they're going to
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Lily than Against pub and as they walk in and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: they're like ah with the beers and everybody staring at them,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: they're like, ah, who's this last year brought in? Or
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: gaevn Yeah. So now suddenly it's dark and they're sitting outside.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Later they do a talking head and it's light again.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: So I don't really.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: What is consistency, not sure, but they do cheers slante
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: with their guinness and he. She says, oh, and you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: when you went home where you lived with your parents
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: and your grandparents and your sister, did you tell us
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: sit around the fire and tell everybody about how you
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: met me? He says, yeah, I told my mom I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: met a very beautiful, funny, friendly American girl. And she's like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: oh my god, and she has got her mouth wide open,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: like a wide mouth bass and she is so.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Close to him. Really, oh my god, she's my eyes
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: eat his entire face.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she was staring at him like that was
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: she was Cinderella and that was the Prince, like it's pure.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, he needs to run and hide because she
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: is now obsessed with him. We watched her as her
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: ovaries dropped like she's ready to she's ready to go.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: It was almost creepy. She's like and just so close.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: It's like, give me get so close, were gonna kiss?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: What is she? She falls hard and quick.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, and she's just like this is my note. She's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: gazing at him with all those teeth and yes, I'm
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: talking head. She says, I'm lost in his eyes. I'm
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: forgetting all the things I wanted to ask him about
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: his you know, dreams and goals, and I love that
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: he told his mom about me.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: That's all she needed to hear. Fuck a job.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Now now they start tonguing down and when I say,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the camera is one inch and it is like full.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: On wow, wow wow.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: They're playing this like porny music and they are getting it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: And I tell you, we go to commercial break and
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: come back and they are still getting it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: It was so I don't know if you've ever drank
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Guinness before. No, Okay, it's very heavy, and yeah, it
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: is very heavy, and I would not want to be
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: kissing someone immediately after after they drink a Guinness.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I just they're both drinking it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: All I can because that's all their taste. Like he's
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: gonna walk away say she tastes like guinness. It's a
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: very strong taste.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: And yes, we'll not want to be kissing on that,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: but whatever.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: But you know, I do appreciate that she's like, Okay,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I'm in a Irish pub, I'm gonna drink a Guinness.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: And you know, I kind of appreciate that too, because
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: normally maybe she wouldn't drink something that heavy, you know.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Not my big contrast, why you got a corona?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Corona Corona light the line, Yeah, can you make that
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: you're out of here?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You maybe a Cosmo light blush.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Malibu's sunset. Maybe No, They're like all we
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: have is Guinness. I'm like, oh, you can have Guinness,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: or you can have Guinness. So some guys, some older
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: guys walk through. They're like, GISs their gizzer is funny. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: there's people like at another table. I'm sure they're like, wow,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: these people are getting it. And that camera is it's
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: so close. It's we do not need that closeness, like
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: we wow, didn't need to see all that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: But good for them.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: So they're talking to ed She's like, whoa this kiss,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Like whoa, it's a long time, long times has had
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: sex or anything. It's like woo, knocking the dust offer.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: She's excited.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: So he tells her, you know, he finds her really
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: fun and warm, and when she walks in a room,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: it's like everybody disappears and talking. Eddi says, this date
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: is really great. Now it's daylight now for some reason.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if their patio they were on
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: was like I don't know, but that it was not
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: good continuity too right, Yeah, he says the kiss was lowly,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: hopefully more to come. So she goes, okay, so here's
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a weird question. Where do you see yourself in ten years,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: like when you're forty five? And he goes, oh, I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: hadn't thought about it, to be honest, and she goes, really,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: she never thought anything about beyond tomorrow, like I know, job,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: or you got any like aspirations or move out of
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: your parents or.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: And he goes, what about you?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: And she goes, well, yeah, in ten years, I'll be
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: forty eight and I hope to be married and have children,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: and that's what I'm hoping for. And he goes, oh,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I think that's great. I'm sure that'll work out for you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not sure how we're supposed to
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: hate that comment, Like, are we supposed to take it
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: as like I hope you find someone to do all
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: those things with because I'm not about that life.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: It was just an odd comment. It was an odd response.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what are you supposed to say, Like you're
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: on a second date with this girl and she's like,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'd like to be married and have like four kids
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: in ten years, You're.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Just be like, Okay, well, good for you.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: The whole thing is awkward, and she could have made
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: it more like career base, like in your career whatever
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: it is, we don't know, like like what's the next
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: step there, Like I don't know what anything about that career?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: What would be the next step? You know you can yeah, anyway,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But she just wants to make out with him.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: So yeah, she's just thinking about taking him back to
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: the hotel room. I think so.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, she's like, yeah, I don't
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: want to ruin the mood. I'm not going to push
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: this conversation. You know, he's been so kind and patient
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and loving. But I need a guy. And now here's
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: what she says. That just doesn't make sense. I need
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: a guy who is a dreamer and a mover and
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a shaker.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, so those don't Those are two totally different things, Right,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Which one do you want? Do you want someone who's
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: just staring up at the skies making wishes on falling
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: stars or do you want the man who's out there
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: hustling to get whatever he wants? Like?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Right, which one? Ke Kevian.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: We don't know if he's either one, because we don't
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: know if he's a dreamer He's like, oh, I've got this,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you know, outstanding patent on this. Uh, what's a McCall
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: it that I'm gonna That's my dream is to get
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: this thing to market. I want to go on shark Tank.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Like we don't know him, and we don't know if
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: he's a mover.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And a shaker, like does he have a corporate job? Like,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: we don't know nothing at all.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: And this was our opportunity to find all those things out.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: But he tricked her up with that goddamn kiss.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Yes he did.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: And you know like we met we met Paul last week,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: like we got it with Paul. Yes, we got it,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: we did, we got it right away.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: He's a dreamer.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to make his own toilet and live
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: on the farm. That's what Paul. Yeah, and that's Paul's jam.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: And then she says, oh, Jesus, take the wheel.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know, so Jesus, Like which will do you
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: want me to take? Do you want me to take
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: the mover and the shaker? Dr will or do you
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: want me to take the drink of? Will you gotta
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: pick a wheel then I can drive it? Like you're right,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: She's a mess like she is a she's flighty too.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I think somebody like Louisa would have been good for her,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: because Louisa is like, yo, get lost in the dream
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: of it, get to know the person.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I agree.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: And by the way, where's Katerina. We haven't seen her
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: in two episodes.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: She's like, I need a break break. I'm a world traveler.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I got a These two bitches from Texas are just
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know. We had a Tabasco date, we had
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: a shitty date, just.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like, Kaarina, you picked these fools out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: But I think we're at the stage where.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Katerina is like, they don't know what they really want
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: mm hmmm for sure, and they don't.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: So they finish their beers and it's like, oh, look,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: first of our beers equally matchine, and then let's finish.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And then here they're talking about the beers like way
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: too long. And then she goes, so you want to
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: go somewhere else and get like a snack or something,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, yeah, and she's like I need
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: a snack after that one beer, like well, I'm hammered,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and then she says, are you taking me back to
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: the hotel and then does like weird dance.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, did that get us? Really? Go to
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: your head? Girl? She looks like the type that could
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: take two SIPs to be drunk.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I think she's drunk off life, like anything makes her
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: feel woozy and she's just excited. Yes, she seems to
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: be her personality. We haven't she I think we may
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: see her crash out a little bit. Kind of hope
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: we do, so we could see another side of her personality.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I agree, just can't always be like that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: And I'd like to see any side of Keevan's personality,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: just anything.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was surprised to hear him say how
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: much he liked her, because you really can't.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: He has like two facial expressions and that's.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: It, yeah, looking one of them. One of them is
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: tongue down your throat. That's another one, knows Ooh, this
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: guinness ticks smooth.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: So that's his personality at the local pump having a guinness. Yeah, okay, dokie.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to a new caricature here, which is
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Tony from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He's thirty eight, okay, Keisha
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: when I first saw him. First impression, who's cute about problem?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Look at him? Decent looking.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Now when we see his apartment, assuming this is his apartment, okay,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: because I don't know why you would lie and pretend
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: this like kind of shitty apartment building in Fort Lauderdale.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: But when we see it, assuming that what we're seeing
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: is true, he's a serial killer.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: If you look at this apartment, he is a full
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: serial killer.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: And he is thinking, I'm gonna go on TV and
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: be on this show, and no one's gonna ten years
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: from now when they figure out I'm a serial killer,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, wow, he was on TV.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I wonder whenever that happens, when they
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: post this picture, are they going to post a real
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: picture or one of his AI pictures?
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Those AI pictures.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I would you listen, single ladies out there, please let
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: us know if you've ever been on an app looking
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: for a guy to date and they have an AI picture,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: would you be like, all right, well it's got to
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: be based on something and that looks pretty good, so maybe,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: or would you be like, who is this loser making
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: an AI picture?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Swipe?
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I just don't feel why anyone male or female would
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: put an ai filtered picture on a dating profile.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: And then it's like, I'm standing in front of books
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: because I want to look like I'm a businessman.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I'm standing in her pazy car that I don't own.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know how bad. I don't know how much
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you paid for those pictures. But he did not get it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: He worth no, they were awful, and I was just like,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I can't to me, he was cute. I'm like, yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: you just post your regular picture. But then we saw
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the dad bod.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Well, these girls, a dad bot is fine, but not
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: when you post a picture of you looking like you work.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Out every day and having so many requirements for the
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: woman that you want. Don't come out here and cut
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: at me with a dadbod. You better look pretty good yourself.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I was not happy with his list and hoppy mad
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it he was to the list and how inaccurate the
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: facts were that he was fitting out about why these
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: were on his lists.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed with this guy. So but anyway, serial
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: killer number one and then we meet him. He's in
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, he shaving his face, his head, his neck,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: all that he's bald. So immediately, I'm like, all right, okay.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So he is talking to the.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Cameraman and he goes, have a question for you on
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: that camera. Can you see like my hairline? And the
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: camera man goes, yeah, we can.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: He goes, oh great.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: He says, Look, I struggled with the fact that I
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: lost my hair, so I went and got scalp micro
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: pigmentation to give it a look like I had a hairline.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: So he got tiny tattoos all over his head to
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: mimic hair.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Follicles, which, by the way, I'm not mad at that. Okay,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: it looks good.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: It looked from what I saw, yeah, which I'm half blind,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: but it looks pretty good to me.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, would have never been able to tell
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: that was a little tattooed.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know if it's like we do that.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: His hairline starts way back here and so he just
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: did it up here.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: And is it permanent?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: But he said micro pigmentation, which leads me to believe
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: it might be like when people do their eyebrows in
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it lasts eight months or whatever.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Here's my thing.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: If I'm dating a guy and he has premature balding,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I need to know that because I need to know
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: what I'm going to be giving to my son, Like
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I need to know these.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Like you know what I mean.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I think people should be more honest about that. But
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I mean it looks great. At this point where we're at,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I still.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Like Tony me too. I was like, Okay, well that's honest.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: He's uncomfortable with this hairlines, so we did something about it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: That's fine. You know, women do stuff all the time,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: all the time. And he says, you know, there's a
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: study out there that says men with hair are more
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: apt to have long term relationships. And I just want
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: to look my best and my life philosophy is just
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: to do better every day, even if it's one percent.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: And in my life, I've always been an underdog. I
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: was the poorest kid in the richest school. I got
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: bullied a lot, and somebody almost drowned me once. But
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: after that I became a champion swimmer because I faced
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: my fear. So already, I'm like, okay, you kind of bug.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You're kind of trying to give me a Tony Robins speech,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: but okay, yes. Then we see him doing his exercises
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk and in the house. He should have
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: worn a tank top with that, either tank top or
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: do it in your house, one one or the other,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: because it was I don't want to get listen, you know,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: go get a spray day and spray on those apps.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Please, yeah, yes, yes.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: So now back at a serial killer apartment, he says,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to preserve a.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Serial killer looking okay? Was it too much white?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: It was all white and there's nothing anywhere. It looks
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like somebody who is so so so so in control
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: that they can't have anything left on the kitchen calendar
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: or let's do I like it when people clean up
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: when production is coming, like, you know.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: We see them, you should.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but wow, he's packing in the living room, which
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: is what you know people do in our TLC shows.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: They pack in the living room. We see Darcy do
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: it on ninety ninety day this week. I'm just like,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: why are you okay? So he says, in the past,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I've been hurt a lot by women. You know, girls
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: want a guy with a Ferrari and an ocean view.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: And I've met girls on dating apps and you know
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I used AI and filters on my dating apps. We
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: see the photos which really look like cartoons and robots. Nobody, dude,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: they are so filtered. It's like bet and I'm all
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: for a throw.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I'm for a natural looking filter, something that just like
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: a little bit of light, a little bit of lift.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: That's it. I agree.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: This was like you said, it looks like it looks
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: like a Pixar character.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: It looks like a cartoon, like they just blurred out
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: everything that was natural and put like it does. And
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: he says, you know, for the apps, I try to
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: make myself look taller and richer and buffer. But just
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: like if you get a Ferrari, it's not as good
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: as the picture.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Well, at least with the Ferrari, I'm gonna know how
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: many miles it has on it, how old it is
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: you are. You don't want us to know your height,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: your weight, none of that kind.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Of stuff like that wud makes no sense to me
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: at all. That is straight up line.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: It's it's listen again. I need the single ladies to
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: like if you were scrolling through an app and saw
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: this guy that initially you're like, oh okay, he's all
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: right looking, and then he realized all his pictures were AI,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: like that fake AI where all of a sudden, you
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: look like a princess riding on a wing toursey like
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: like like that? AI, yes, would you be like, w
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: who the fuck is this weirdo?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Scroll?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: So I have a single guy friend, and I think
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: guys always need a little bit of help when they
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: are taking pictures and I want to said, I want
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: to see your fish picture.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I told him.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I said, you take horrible photos of yourself. I said,
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: you make yourself look like you've got this huge double chin.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I said, you just don't know how to pose. So
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I said we were.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Out and I was like, let me just I said,
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: just keep talking, we're conversating, I'm gonna snap some pictures.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: And they turned out great. I'm like, because I got
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: you from the right angles. He put that.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: He put that on his dating profile and they came in,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: but we didn't like overdo it. I'm like, you still
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: want to look like who you actually are when the
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: person you know you mean.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: But he actually said to me, he goes, I'm.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Always nervous when I go on out on a date
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: because I don't know if the girl looks like what
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: her pictures are or what He goes, Hey, it's always
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: a gamble. If they're gonna look the same way, like,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: oh shit, that's weird, but I guess that's what you
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: have to do.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they can get filtered to helen back like him,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: like like Tony did, because this in hell, it ain't
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: even back yet. He says, you know, I'll match with
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the girl, and then they call him out, you know,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: And then he'says, like, I'll match with her, and then
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: they call me out, like what's with your AI pictures?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: He goes, But women do filters and wear make up
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: and do things that fool me, like you're like your
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: point and he goes, But they don't want a man
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: to enhance their luck. But I'm just like, dude, you're
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: cute without all that. What's he really is cute?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Who hurts you? What happened that kid that almost drowned him? Yeah?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Or some woman somewhere said the ugly or call him
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: a thumb? Something happened, something happened. Yeah, he said. Look,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a woman who is true and real
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: and Brazilian woman put family intogetherness above all else. And
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I love that Brazilian jiu jitsu is a big in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: their culture because I practiced that sport he loves it,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: and he says, a partner I can stand side by
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: side and build our kingdom together. We're gonna ai that ship.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: We're gonna put a castle behind us, reach gonna have
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: on crowns. We're gonna look amazing with our dragon in
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: front of us.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: So yeah, he.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Says, And of course, look in Brazil, the women are
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: all good looking. And I really like long, healthy hair
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: because that shows the woman cares about her appearance. And
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I also love a voluptuous, feminine figure. And my expectations
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: are very high because I hold myself to a high standard.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I've hired Luisa, to which I was like, well, thank
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: god he.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Needs you, reap you a new one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, he's with the right matchmaker, because this dude something's
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: wrong with him. I mean, because she has longer hair,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: that means she takes care of herself better. It makes
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: no sense, No, it makes no sense. I've seen people
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: with very long hair and it looks quite disgusting because
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: they don't.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Take care of it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, look at look at Bianca and Daniel
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: who were about to get back on love after lockup.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: That's a girl that could be gorgeous. That is not Okay,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, that's our opinion. So Louisa says, when
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Tony sent his questionnaire, I was surprised because he says
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: he wants a woman with a voluptuous body because then
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: they're able to have healthy babies. This is not true
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: at all. All women that is so stupid can have
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: healthy babies. And he also says women with long hair
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: take care of themselves better than a woman with short hair.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm concerned. I'm concerned. Yes, I focused
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: on the right things. He wants to find love. I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: want to help him. Yes, while her hair is probably
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: like my length right yeah, and a little below shoulder
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: length ish and mine's short right now, and she looks
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: like a gorgeous, put together woman, Yes she does. So
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I imagine she's offended, h.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Y, as she should be.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so Tony Lance he calls Louisa. She says,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the driver's gonna come get you and take you to
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: the hotel. I'll see you tomorrow. So now they go
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and meet and she says, okay, you great to meet you,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And she says, how are you going to do the
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: first did?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: How do you do it normally? Like?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: What do you do you have questions, and he says, yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I do like an icebreaker, like I'm funny. I try
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to make fun of myself, and you know, the initial
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: attraction does have to be there. And you know, I
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: really like voluptuous women.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: We know you have. Let us know you don't. You
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: just haven't said it in Spanish to us yet, but
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: we absolutely will hunt your prisent. Know what kind of
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: woman you want? I need big touches.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: So he says, an ideal shape on a woman is
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: our glass because it demonstrates that she's obtaining muscle as
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: well as fat on her body. And I'm looking for
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a woman that is healthy enough in her physicality to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: bear healthy children. You're a loser.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: I hate you.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: And he has a baby beer billy like it's not
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: a full beer belly, but it is a baby beer belly.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: He looks like he just came back from a big
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: lunch all the time.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, but this, but the woman, it is stupid. The
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: stuff he's saying is not even true.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: So he thinks because a woman is curvy, that means
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: she sha't have healthy children. So he thinks a woman
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: who's maybe with an athletic build can't have healthy children.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Are someone who's petite or like,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: So everyone on earth came from a Brazilian vuluxious woman.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: That's the only way we could get here.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he's saying words. He's listened to the
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: words he's saying, and our glass because it demonstrates she's
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: obtaining muscle, and I'm looking for a woman that's healthy
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: enough in her physicality. You're stupid and you're using big words,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: and you're.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Not fooling us. Okay, not at all. He's an asshole.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: What's his job? What's your job? You haven't even heard that?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Nope, So he tells Louisa and also a deal breker,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I don't like long nails because a girl could have
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: long nails, she could poke me in the eye or
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: they're constantly break and then she's upset about it.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Has he not seen what the girls of where long
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: have long fingernails can do?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: It's almost fascinating.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: They should have their own fucking reality TV show going
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: through life with long fingernails.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: But then I'm like, what does he consider even long? Right?
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: So does he mean like the big like super pointy?
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Like we don't know we need to know. We have
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: no idea.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: And she goes okay, and he goes and another red
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: flag for me is short hair. And so she goes,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: okay like me, and he goes, yeah, it's too short.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I don't even consider that short. I don't either.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: When I think short hair, I think like a pixie
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: cut or yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I don't consider that short at all.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: And I've had short hair and very different variations of
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: short hair. That is not short hair. To me, short
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: hair is pink. How her different short hair?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking about like Michelle Williams, the actress always
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: has short hair. Yeah, and here's some more big words.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: He says.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: My belief pattern is that, No, this is not a
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: belief pattern. Okay, that would be like scientology. This is
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: a preference.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: He says.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: My belief pattern is that the longer a woman's hair is,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: the more effort she puts into her daily routine. And
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: she goes, this is not true. I put effort into
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: my routine. I went to the salon to make my
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: hair curly.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Just now, how can you say that that's not good?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm not attracted at all. It's a
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: huge thing for me. No, short hair.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if i'd be able to work
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: But then again, I'm not a professional matchmaker because this
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: guy bugs big time.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: So Luis say says, well, there's a lot of more
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: things that are important than hair, but yes, attraction is
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: the first thing and it's important, but you're going to
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: have to go deeper. Talking head, Luisa goes, you know,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: he jumps to a lot of conclusions and he judges people,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: and I need to take physicality out of it so
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: he can get to know the people on a deeper level.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: God, who is she about to set him up with?
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: So then she says, Tony, why are you single?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: And he says, you know, my screening process is not
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: good because I'll just go out with any pretty girl
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: that'll go out with me, and then I don't even
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: get to know them. And she says, right, you're proving
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: my point. She goes, okay, so you're looking to change now,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: that's good. So I have something very special planned.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: For you and she goes.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: He goes, okay, great, you're gonna show me pictures and
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: she goes, no, no, you don't get to see pictures.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: No, So it is talking to head. He goes.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I want to be in control. This is hard for
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: me not to see pictures.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I came here to change my life, but I need
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Louisa to get the job done. He is gross, Like
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: he started off so good and then when it went down,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: it just kept going down.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: It just did.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: When TLC started talking to him, They're like, we got
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: one here.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean, you love We love to hate
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: a person because it makes us watch it, see like
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is this person gonna say today?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: And is there any gonna be any redemption story here?
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But I don't think so. I don't think so.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: He ain't gonna change.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I got two more episodes, right, Yeah, we only
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: have two more episodes.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they and they brought him in for two episodes, yeah.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Because I think there's much to them. I think you're right.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I think she's gonna be like, get out of Brazil.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: We don't want something.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay, let's move on to Harold. Okay, our
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: sweet little baby angel Harold. So, Dolly and Harold are
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: headed out for Harold to go on a date on
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: the East coast of Singapore, and she's talking to him
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: about bodyling and light touch. She's like, so if you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: just lightly touch somebody like how you know, instead of
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: saying I would like to hold your hand, you know.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: She's trying to talk to him about subtle ways to
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: show that you're interested. And so he goes to meet
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: a girl named Amber, and Dolly says, Amber has named
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: never dated anyone who's American, but she's open to it,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: and she actually just wants to meet someone who has
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: passions about things. And Harold has a lot of passions
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: about Yes, he does. He does his you know, inventions
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: in his art and you know, nuclear waste and whatever.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: So now I saw someone say that they think that
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: TLC is exploiting him. Oh, I don't see it that
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: way at all.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Like he he he's free of thinking, you know what
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, Like, what do you mean exploiting him?
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: And thause are like, cause he's autistic. He knows that.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is what he's chosen to do to
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: find love. Yeah, I mean TLC is just following him
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: through the process. But this is his preferred method of
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: doing this.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: But they people are like, oh, he's this, he's that, Like.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's autistic people do marry non autistic people.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, it happens all the time.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting. I don't agree with that, but that's fine. Everybody
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: can know their opinion. We love Harold. So they're going
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: to a food court, and that's because Amber is very
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: passionate about food, so she wants to show him interesting foods.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: So and then talking to him, Harold says, I like
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: her immediately, I'm attracted to her. I'm excited about the date.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to get to know her and explore these foods. Now,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: they must know with his autism that he's not food averse,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: because I can imagine with some people with autism. And
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: you know more about this because you have a step
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: son that is autistic, but it seems like they would
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: be very Some people with autism would be sort of
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: rigid in what they want to eat and not try
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: new things. Obviously he doesn't have this because he's like sure.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: He's not like that at all.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Like with Jackson, it is pizza, burgers, chicken frie, chicken tenders,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: and chicken wings.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Don't no enchilaus, no, no spaghetti, no steak, no nothing.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Those are his things. Like you don't go to a
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: restaurant unless they have that on the menu, and he
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: goes to different restaurants, but he chooses the same things
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: because of course every restaurant makes it differently. But yeah,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: he's not adventurous with food, like how Harold is at all.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so it's interesting. So they must have obviously
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: they know this about them. Yeah, I would listen. We
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: don't know, but hopefully they wouldn't put him a situation
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: where you're like, no, I do not eat these things,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: even though.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: If he the frog thing, yeah, some of the things
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: that we've seen on here like that would be a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: hell no.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: So she says, do you like seafood? He says yes,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: he really does, and they're looking. They're kind of awkwardly
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: talking and they're looking at these chili crabs and pork ribs,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and then she says, I really want to I really
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: want to show you something that I like a lot,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: which is pig ears, and she says they're delicious, and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: he's like, okay, I will be glad to try that.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: That is fine. I'm talking to her. She goes, look, Harold.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Seems sweet and gentle, but he's not what I expected.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: He's different. He's heavier and shorter, and I'm not sexually
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: attracted to him. They go to a commercial, they come
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: back and she says, but that's okay, because sometimes sexual
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: attraction comes at a later point.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it does.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, for once on these shows, we get people like
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I don't have to want to bang them immediately, like immediately,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I can get to know you on a couple of
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: days and then decide.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: That's real life. That's actually how things happen.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Amber, because most of these bulls I immediately
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: got to want to jump their bones.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I appreciated this about Amber quite a bit. Yep.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: So she says, this is a single poor feast. So
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: they sit down to eat and they're sort of joking
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: around and doing the ear thing, and she's like, try
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: the cartilage, try the carlage. He's like, okay, it is
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: like slimy, crunchy jello. That sounds amazing. I'm going to
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: imagine it as eggplant.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a vegetable. It's a vegetable.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: So he's talking to himself and then she goes, I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: want you to try this pork skin.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: This is good for your collagen.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, well, you have beautiful skin, and she says,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: what do you do for a leisure?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: What do you do for fun?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: And he says, oh, I'm an inventor and an artist,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: and maybe for a leisure. I'm traveling here to see you.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: He's got to do one of the day I considered
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: it was like dad jokes.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: He's he's king of dad jokes right there. He just
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: does a lot of.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly like when he said, like, oh, because you also
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: have beautiful skin. It's like he can't help himself, right
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: if it's just right in front of him, he's got
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: to like give the compliment, and you know, and good
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: for like listen, good for him.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: So in then talking, Eddy goes, I'm hoping there's a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: little spark with Amber and that she's being wooed by me,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: and then maybe she'll want a second date, you know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Otherwise I don't want to mess with it because he
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: really likes her.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: It's cute you see you and to me, their date
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: is going quite well. Then again, all of them have
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: been behaving quite well on their dates so far. Yeah,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: not that weirdo to put them tobaskele in his eyes,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: But no, that was not good. I guess we'll see
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: them again. Maybe next week, so next time, I want
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: to match me abroad. Harold and Amber go fly a kite.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I could not tell if this was the same date
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: or a second date, and he says he thinks there's.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: A spark with her.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: So she says, what kind of qualities do you look
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: for in a wife? Wow per skate and the talking
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Eddy goes, I want to disclose everything to Amber before
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I get too many feelings, and he tells her. He goes,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I need a wife that would be patient with me
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: because I'm a little bit autistic. And then you see
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: them look her, So I guess they didn't tell her
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: this before. And actually I think that's better just to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: be like, you don't know until their story let them.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: And also yeah, and like then you put that out there,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: then she's going to be expecting something. Maybe that's not
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: how he is, you know.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Because some people say they think being autistic you have
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: to behave in a certain way, and that's not true
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: because just like with us, we all are so different,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: so are autistic people, and there's different levels of the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: spectrum that you can be on, you know.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: So yeah, well I shouldn't, but I have high hopes
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: for these two.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: And actually I feel like I do two. Yeah, she
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: seems like she kind of gives him a little bit.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: It's like I could I could grow into this.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking for a mate. He's looking for a mate.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I hope someone gets together so that they can be
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: on ninety day fiance.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: True. Yes, I'm sure that's probably the goal. Yep.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: So now we see Sarah and I Louisa Tom bucket
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: hat and she tells Dolly on the date was fine,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: but he's not as established as the man I mean
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: to dating back in Texas, and Dolly says, okay, well,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: so far you're just totally covered in brands. So do
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you expect amand to pay for all of your apparel?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And the mom is like nodding like yes, tell her yes,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, I'm used to having nice things.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: And Dolly says, well, you're gonna have to compromise, and
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: the talking heads there goes, you know what, I've gone
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: this long without a man, and I'm not willing to
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: settle at this point.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, good for you, but it also sounds like,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: just from that conversation, which we're not hearing the whole thing,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: it sounds like you need a sugar daddy.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I think a Persian guy would be great for her
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: because they yeah, they like flashy, flashy.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Every time I go to Vegas, I try to find
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: me a rich Persian husband, but producer James says, messes
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: it up for me every time.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Dang it every single time, Like, get away from me.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for a Persian husband. Stop.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I'll share some of the money with you. Like, yeah, listen,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I think that's perfect.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Tiger Lily's in Dallas. I'd say maybe Tiger Lily could
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: help out Sarah. But Dallas Houston not very close. Okay
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: is this four hours? Okay, maybe at thirty minute hour
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: long flight? If I don't even think in our long flight.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Ad Nun's got a brother in the States. Hey, maybe
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: they know some guys.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: They love a label.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: So Louisa tells Tony, you're here for a blind dating experience.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Literally you're going to be blind folded. He's like, okay, well,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Oh can I.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Touch your hair? Or so we see him talking to
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: a girl.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: They're sitting face to face, they have blindfolds on it,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: and they have their hands like on each other's knees.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: M hm, and he goes, so, how long have you
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: been single? And she says she's been single five years
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: and he goes, wow, you've been celibate for five years.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: We don't see what happens next, but we assume that
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: she goes, just because I've been single doesn't mean I'm celibate,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: you dumbass.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So then is that going to turn him off?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Probably because he wants to probably be like, here's the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: driven snow long hair, short nails, voluptuous body.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs a pentecostal woman. I think.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: No, that wouldn't be He wouldn't be able to tell
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: if she's voluptuous or yeah, And she wouldn't take any
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: time dealing with her hair.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: She's put it up in that bonnet. It's not taking
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: any yep. But it would be long.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: But she wouldn't be taking care of it. She's just
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: bonnet every day.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Well, there's this lady. She's a pentecostal.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Her husband is like the preacher, and she has a
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: TikTok about how she gets dressed and how she does
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: her hair.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: And she does style her hair and then puts it
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: up in a bonnet. No, but she still put it
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: up like a bun and then she'll do little curly
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: things and clips and things like that. So maybe that's
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: what he needs.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Who do the pennies were on TikTok? Can you please
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: send me?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of them on TikTok?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: What a lot didn't come up an algorithm? I was
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: true busy trying to solve these other problems. Please please
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: send me that. I'd love to see it and we'll.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Send it to it. I hope she pops back up
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: on my FYP so I can send it to you.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, now we're talking about it.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: For sure it will.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: So Monica meets Bruno. Finally we meet Bruno and she's torn,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: she's conflicted. She calls somebody on the phone. She's crying.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: So she's either telling Bruno or the other guy, like, girl,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: you've been there like four days.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: She's very darcy stacy.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So we didn't see Monica or Victoria this week,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: and we have an introduction of this new guy, Tony,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: and we've only got two episodes left.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: So ye, and so far Victoria has only been on
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: one date.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: One date with the guy that I went to basket
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: in my.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Eyes, that was insane. Yes, so we got to get
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: at least another date with her. We got to see
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: a date with full which he may not get an
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: actual date.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he'll take his blindfield off and be like
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: ew her nails or too long?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think Louise is going to be like,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: you need to go back home and work on yourself
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: and come back in about a year, like they tell you,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: like on American Idol, go back home, work and come
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: back in like a year.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: I think he needs about three years. I still out there.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I do too, Tony. We're sorry, I mean, we're not sorry, everybody.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: And again we'll have match me abroad here in this
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: spot on Mondays for two weeks. Tomorrow, of course, it's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: back to TLC Tuesday with Kimberly with ninety day hg
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: A and this Thursday. Who do I have on this Thursday? Keisha,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Let's look on the old recording schedule because I've already forgotten.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I have.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I got Ace Fanning, my buddy Ace Fanning is on
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: this week.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: To talk pop and Bravo with me. There I go.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I've been working on my schedule and just forgot who
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I even booked. So It's a good week, guys, and
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: we've got ninety day Hunt for Love over on the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: five dollars level. We've got Welcome to Plathville. I want
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: to tell you, guys something. You need to gird your
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: loins and go take yourself to an interior room and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: have a moment when you watch. And I don't mean
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: in a good way. I mean in a rageful way
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: when you watch Welcome to Plathville. Because boy Boy Episode
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: one got me fired up and angry. I've got visual
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: aids for our podcast that I'm coming up with Amy
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: this week. I'm met big Man, big Man, Big Mad
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: and so those are We've got two episodes on the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: five dollar level, and then of course Keisha and I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: are doing the Valley coming out on Wednesdays. I'm looking
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: forward to getting back into the Valley with you. Yes,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: they've been acting up and I am You've been gone,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: fell into the trap and feeling bad for it.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: So what I did? It happened? I did.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: She's on Nick Vail this week, you know, trying to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: explain yourself. So maybe I'll listen to that. Probably not,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: though I don't like it.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Get wait for us to record this week as we
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: were on an opposing team.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I know we'll have a lot to talk
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: about about Jack's leaving and all that stuff. Lots of
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: people have called for you to go back and start
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: watching vander Pump from episode one. They're like, Kisha needs
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: to know what the evil is we're dealing with with
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Jack's No, she needs to constantly reminding me.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: He likes stoppakah. He's like Dan fucking hates jets. Ninety
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: percent of the population does.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: And he he tricks me up every now and then,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: and Dan is.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Like, stop it. He's horrible, He's disgusting. I'm like, he is,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: kiss all right.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: And I did see this thing that says, if you've
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: never watched vander punk rules here are you don't have
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: to watch all the seasons. They tell you it's like
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: three seasons, three or four seasons you have to watch.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: And do that everything. Don't do that. Don't do that.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Why would anybody just be like, hey, you've never watched this,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you should just jump in and watch half of it.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: It makes no sense. Yeah.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: One last thing I'm want to tell you before I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: go is, uh, Kimberly wants to come back on your
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: show and talk about Honey Boo Boo because she started
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: to rewa.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: We've been texting. Okay, Yeah, she's obsessed with it. She's obsessed.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: She said, how come I never watched I'm like, girl,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I have been in this talasand.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Years, like I've watched these people evolve, question Mark because.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: But that's the same with Vander Rules.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: You couldn't just tell people to jump in and watch
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: a couple of episodes of you gotta watch it.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: From the beginning. Yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: I can't believe I just compared Honey Boo Boo to
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: vander Pump Rules.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: But you did. We heard it here. We heard it here.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: First, everybody followed Keisha. She has a podcast, the Libra
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Lounge with Keisha. It's very funny. She puts a couple
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: of episodes a week, and uh you follow her there
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: on the Instagram too, She's out there giving tips of
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: how to dress and look cute past forty I'm trying.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at Keisha, Look at you. He always looks cute.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Look at her. I try. Thank you think everybody wants
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: to look like that. Yeah.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: It's a great hat, by the way, I really like it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: It's it is from Shean.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Listen, nobody loves a Sheen Hall more than Keisha.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is like vintage Havannah, dupe. I'm not
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: paying forty bucks for a hat. Okay, I paid seven
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: books for this one. Okay, I don't see. I don't
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: know vintage Savannah like I wouldn't know. I just know
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: that that's a cute hat, you know, thank you, So I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: wouldn't know if it's from Sheen or vintage Shavannah whatever
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: that means. I paid one hundred dollars for a thing,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: one hundred dollars for what no, I was yoking like, well.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Then in that case, I paid one hundred dollars for it. Okay,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I vented Javana. I'm gonna go get shut up. You
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: should everybody that's it. I'll see you tomorrow.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I'll be here with Kimberly and again, don't forget Wednesday.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: If you want to hear Keisha again, we'll be on
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: talking about the valve.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Yes,