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Takeout from the Die-ner (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: So normally i see like actual video type movies you
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: know actually sometimes it is vhs tapes if i'm going
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: old school this uh movie threat i actually saw a
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: poster this was a one sheet sitting in a some
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: sort of second handy place and usually it's Usually you
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: don't even see movie posters out there because people aren't
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: that big a geek.
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  Speaker 2: Only at my house.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: But this was on a piece of cardboard wrapped in plastic.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, that's awesome. And how am I not
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: already familiar with this? So I came across Crocodile.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: That's a huge crocodile.
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  Speaker 3: Seems explanatory.
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  Speaker 1: Then I was like, again, as a person who is
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: a huge fan of Alligator... which is a classic as
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned. I was like, oh, some sort
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: of knockoff version. So what's weird is this existed a
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: year before.
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  Speaker 5: Hot damn.
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  Speaker 3: But it doesn't count because it's in another country.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: We don't count them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, those aren't real movies.
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  Speaker 2: Alligator's an American film.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 5: It's an American classic, sir.
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  Speaker 2: That it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a drive-in classic. So that one, let's see.
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  Speaker 1: I believe is a Thai-South Korean co-production. Oh. So I'm
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: assuming it's going to be horribly dubbed. So I'm all
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: for putting this on the list anyway, was my original question.
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  Speaker 1: But then the only other fact, there was only two
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: facts out there about this movie, one of which is,
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: which leads to a bigger question, This movie is on
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  Speaker 1: the American Humane Association unacceptable list due to a live
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: crocodile being slashed with a knife.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: Slashed or killed.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't say.
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  Speaker 2: It just says slashed.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: This was produced on the writing the Jaws wave.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it was a, you know, animal attack.
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  Speaker 1: Everything took off after the Jaws thing. So that's how
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: we got 400 different animal attack movies.
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  Speaker 3: This being one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Just one of the more cheaply produced in another country version.
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  Speaker 1: So for me, I still kind of want to see it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still curious as to what the hell was going on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't approve of such.
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  Speaker 1: Behavior, but at the same time, if you think that's
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  Speaker 1: the worst thing going on in Thailand or South Korea,
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  Speaker 1: at that point or now, I'm just like, yeah, whether
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  Speaker 1: you're a crocodile or a person, I'm sure god-awful things
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: are going on there.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, the.
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  Speaker 5: creature effects on this it.
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  Speaker 1: Looks pretty i watched the trailer i was gonna say
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: amazing but it looks cheesy and that was why i
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: was like oh i still kind of want to watch
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: this i gotta say so i didn't know if that
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  Speaker 1: was a deal breaker this.
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  Speaker 5: Is where i'm gonna be a nerd and say i
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  Speaker 5: don't think this is a crocodile because its snout is too.
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  Speaker 3: Short yeah i think we'll give it a pass No, no.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about the slashing.
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  Speaker 3: Because that was my other question. Like you'll pass on it? Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: I'll give it the pass as in like I'll watch
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  Speaker 4: a bad movie.
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  Speaker 3: We'll still disagree with that decision. Yeah, we'll find it unacceptable.
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  Speaker 2: We can watch the movie, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I feel like I don't... I haven't signed
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  Speaker 1: up for most of those movies, which there are a
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  Speaker 1: handful over the years. I don't think it's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'm like... It doesn't change
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: the fact that they already did it. So if I
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  Speaker 1: want to see the movie, again, I'm enough of a
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  Speaker 1: movie geek that I'm like, well, I still kind of
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: want to see this movie. Yeah. There's a few that
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I'm still... I haven't written off any of them. I
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  Speaker 1: might eventually watch whatever that stupid movie is.
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  Speaker 5: Cannibal Holocaust?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, I've heard so much about it. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of don't care for all the reasons anymore.
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  Speaker 2: That just being one of them.
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  Speaker 5: It's more, in my opinion, more... dull than anything else
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  Speaker 5: that's the issue long stretches of nothing going on and
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  Speaker 5: you know extreme grotesqueness but but that.
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  Speaker 1: Was the other thing i thought of is does it
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  Speaker 1: does it factor in if it's not an animal that
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  Speaker 1: most people would consider cute if you're slashing a baby
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  Speaker 1: deer oh god i can't watch this crocodiles.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody liked crocodiles. I was like, well, I think they're
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  Speaker 2: pretty cool, personally.
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  Speaker 3: But.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe their skin is thick enough that it doesn't
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  Speaker 4: hurt that much.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we can tell ourselves. That's what I will
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  Speaker 3: choose to believe.
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  Speaker 5: There's a very good chance the crocodile could have looked
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  Speaker 5: at whoever slashed it and said, what do you think
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  Speaker 5: you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know I'm going to eat you now? And
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  Speaker 2: then that person got eaten by a crocodile.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way I see it happening.
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  Speaker 5: I was just coming over to say hello, but now
• 4:47
  Speaker 5: you're a jerk.
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  Speaker 2: Look at you, jerk.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't even like eating people, so joke's on you.
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  Speaker 2: Plus, you know, I also, what kind of a hypocrite
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  Speaker 2: am I?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've watched Alligator, and I've.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: Had Alligator, so like, which I felt was the worst
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: part about Gatorland, because I loved Gatorland as a child. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: If you'd make a traveling trip to your favorite state, Florida,
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  Speaker 1: that's where they keep Gatorland.
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  Speaker 2: And the entire, if you haven't been there, The gift.
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  Speaker 1: Shop area is a big gator head that you walk
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  Speaker 1: into the mouth. And I thought that was the most
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  Speaker 1: awesome thing I'd ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: And maybe still like it's pretty high on the list.
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  Speaker 2: Very cool.
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  Speaker 3: So, but also when you get to the snack bar,
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  Speaker 3: you can get gator.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you're there to see them and appreciate them
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  Speaker 1: as the life form that they are doing their gator-y things.
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  Speaker 1: And then you go to the snack bar and it's
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  Speaker 1: also on.
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  Speaker 3: The items you can order. It seems a little weird.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying I didn't try it. I don't remember. Again,
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  Speaker 3: I was still kind of a kid at that point.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, they got so many gators. They got
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  Speaker 5: to do something.
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  Speaker 3: Again, I was like, I mean, I guess it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the stupid thing that everyone says kind of
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: being true.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah. Kind of tastes like chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I was like, I hope
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  Speaker 1: they were just lying anyway. I'm like, so this is
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  Speaker 1: just chicken, right? Because it's probably easier to just go
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: buy some chicken.
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  Speaker 5: Is that where you got your pet alligator?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I have a pet alligator?
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  Speaker 5: I thought you said you had several gators. You made
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  Speaker 5: it sound like you kept pet alligators.
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  Speaker 1: I just went there and saw them and enjoyed Gatorland,
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  Speaker 1: and then also I ate.
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  Speaker 3: Gators, so that seems a little weird.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I got excited, and now I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I've been to a pet store.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a gator there.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That's almost the same.
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just think all of that's weird in general, but
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  Speaker 1: it led me to that I still want to see Crocodile. Sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 3: So, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's possibly something we can watch. That was my vote
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  Speaker 1: to pencil in on the old list.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the only movie threat you've ever done
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  Speaker 4: where we're like, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, usually they're horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Where this one's still probably going to be a really
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  Speaker 1: bad movie.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, it seems fun.
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  Speaker 4: Summertime appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're assuming we're going to land there during the summer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Something's been on there for years.
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  Speaker 5: Gives me an excuse, not that I need one, but
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  Speaker 5: gives me an excuse to pick up Thai food.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, yeah, that sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: And have a themed event.
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  Speaker 4: Yum.
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  Speaker 2: Do they work crocodile into certain dishes?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Since we're also rolling that into it.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like if I Google that, my phone's just
• 7:27
  Speaker 5: going to be like, dude, I am tired of your
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  Speaker 5: questions like this.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you ask these? It's always these kind of questions.
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  Speaker 4: One day.
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  Speaker 2: Just no.
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  Speaker 5: Just no, man.
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  Speaker 3: Just don't. Quit trying to eat weird animals. What have
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  Speaker 3: I told you?
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  Speaker 1: Because there was a restaurant around here that used to
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  Speaker 1: serve really weird animals.
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  Speaker 3: They're still around. Are they still?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: That was really weird.
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  Speaker 1: Because I remember going there and went, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that I'm supposed to be eating this animal.
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  Speaker 3: This doesn't seem legal.
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  Speaker 2: For one thing.
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  Speaker 5: Did you try a lion or something? Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 5: really weird.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. It was the only one on the list
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't game.
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  Speaker 2: It was a predator.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, at least this one.
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  Speaker 2: Had a fighting chance.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what did elk ever do to you? But
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  Speaker 1: this lion would have eaten your ass. So it felt
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  Speaker 1: like that was the one that seemed fair.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he had a shot at least.
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  Speaker 5: It's a little less... weird eating something that would eat you.
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  Speaker 3: If given the chance.
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  Speaker 2: That was my reasoning. Again, these are the only few
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  Speaker 2: things I've ever eaten that are weird.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Other than that, it's just like the same chicken quesadilla
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: I make every other night.
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  Speaker 5: The closest I've come to exotic animals is ostrich.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But they farm those specifically for food, and I don't
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  Speaker 5: know that they do that for lions.
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: Well, and even then, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: All of these stories I'm telling you are from decades
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  Speaker 1: ago so it's not like i have any recent i
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  Speaker 1: don't go out of my way to eat any weird
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  Speaker 1: animals or most things anymore i'm just like i don't
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  Speaker 1: know it's just a lot of work to make food
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  Speaker 1: so unless tuna is gonna fight back and take me
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  Speaker 1: out that's about.
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  Speaker 5: All i probably could i mean but i'm i'm assuming
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  Speaker 5: you eat the kind that are in the can it's
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  Speaker 5: in a can you didn't drag it out of the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: That seems like a lot of work. Once again, draining
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  Speaker 2: the tuna is already kind of too much work.
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  Speaker 1: I have to space out those sessions because it's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It's really a lot. I don't put a lot of
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  Speaker 2: work into making food anymore.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of food that I choose not to
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  Speaker 5: eat and the mere presence of it, the fact that
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  Speaker 5: other people eat it does not disturb me, but tuna.
• 9:36
  Speaker 5: Just something about it.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: That you don't like?
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: Do not like.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: Consistency-wise.
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  Speaker 3: Probably flavor if you're not used to it.
• 9:49
  Speaker 5: Texture, flavor, smell.
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Definitely has its own smell.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I get it. I think I'm just used
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: The cats like it. Yeah, see?
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: You gotta.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: trust their judgment.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Look at these guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we've all seen how crazy cats get when
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  Speaker 5: you even like rattle the tuna can.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: You don't think I'm like that?
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: Well, probably.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: I run around like you wouldn't believe as.
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  Speaker 5: Soon as I open that can. We've said the word
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: like five times.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm like looking at them.
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: I'm looking at both of them.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: He's like, where's it at?
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  Speaker 2: Jerks need to give me some tuna.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: All that having been said, these are the kind of
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: things we talk about. Crocodile, that's the movie we're going
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: to watch.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: And we'll probably say equally ridiculous things on the episode
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: that you listen to when you sign.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Up for the Meltdown Horror Club. Weird things like this.
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  Speaker 5: I had heard for years about how bizarre it was and...
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: It was, but not in the way I was expecting.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: It's amazing because it falls into every category.
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  Speaker 5: Every category.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: Every category. It's horror. It's comedy. It's slapstick. It's musical.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: It's puppets. It's animation.
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 1: Everything.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: I hesitate to say amazing. It's something.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's... I don't know if it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm impressed with it as an undertaking. Like, as a story,
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: it's just like, what the hell am I watching? But
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: by the end, I was so impressed with what all
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: happened in the context.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: Of this one movie.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: I was just like, you know, for you guys making
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: a movie, that is impressive.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like watching Sergio Leone tell Sam Peckinpah about
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: a dreamy ad starring Quentin Tarantino.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes, it is all of those things.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Every one of those people you just mentioned seems like
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: they watched them on a loop before they went out.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: To shoot this movie.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: So it is all of those things. And eventually I
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: was like, no, not really horror. I'll be damned.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: And, yeah, I like his movies. They're usually, like, very
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: serious and kind of meditative, and this one was, like,
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: really goofy and slapstick and very funny.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: I heard.
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: He's kind of a weirdo, too, which I appreciate.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: They said he was at, like, a Q & A, and, like,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: people were trying to ask questions, and he was just, like,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: super weird and dark. And I was like, yeah, that
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: seems about right.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Like....
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: My favorite part is there's a girl who gets eaten
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: by a piano.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, that one is epic.
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: And for a second I thought, well, maybe she's going
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: to be okay because you see her coming out of
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: the top of the piano.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: But then you see various body parts dancing around and
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: her head is floating around because she instantly becomes a ghost.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: But her head's floating around watching her legs get eating.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: She giggles and says the word naughty.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's a good representation.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: If you're not familiar with the movie, that description is
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: all you need to know whether you can.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Decide, is this movie for me?
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: If that scares you off, then no, this movie is
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: not for you.
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: Having said all of that, though, there were genuine moments
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: where I was like, if this didn't have the weird
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: country western disco music in it, this scene would actually
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: be quite terrifying.
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, it definitely... Like, the Stephen King short story
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: is very short and definitely does not go into the
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: depth that this one is.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: The monkey's an alcoholic.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't pick up the bottle because I've got
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: these stupid symbols attached to my hand.
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  Speaker 5: But I watched it. I was like, what did I
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: just watch?
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's the appropriate question, even at the end of
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: the movie. What is this that I just watched?
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: There's my favorite scene. is there's this weird produce salesman
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: on the side of the road. That's the part I
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: was just thinking of. Yeah, but there's a scene where
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: he's dealing with one of their teachers is supposed to
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: drive up to the house that these girls are in
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: to meet them for vague story purposes.
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  Speaker 2: The whole vague story is vague story.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: The end.
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  Speaker 5: But he gets there and the teacher's talking to the
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: fruit salesman. And the fruit salesman is just like, buy
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: my watermelon. And he's like, I don't want watermelon. And
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: in a certain part, the other guy just starts screaming,
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: I don't want watermelon. I want bananas. And then the
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: fruit salesman turns into a skeleton that bursts into flames.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: And the teacher turns into a pile of bananas. And
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: then they just move right along. Wow.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Speaking of plot devices, the scene early on where they
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: have the exposition about that girl's stepdad, that whole conversation.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, this was minimal. This was clunky. The
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: guy being like, oh, your stepdad did that to you, huh?
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Well, your mom hasn't left him yet, right? But what
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: about your sister? I know you just kept saying, I
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: was like, okay, well, you're just going to. Just go
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: ahead and tell us all that.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: We need all the help we can get.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: Why bother with things like... Subtlety. Subtlety and character development
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: when you can just shoehorn it all in in a
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: 45-second speech? This is where I have to say that
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: I would probably have pulled a page from Harper's Playbook
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: and be like, That guy killed all of them. I
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: was in the bathroom the whole time.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Again, I feel like that was a more interesting movie
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: that they totally skipped over. Yes. When we got to
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: that little moment in the back room there where it's
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: the two of them. It's Harper and Benny. And they're like, okay,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go back to jail. You're going to
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: throw your whole future away.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Or this guy's dead.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: And we get to do whatever we want, and we
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: get the reward, and, like, everything's great as long as
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you're willing.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: To murder someone.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: That's a really interesting scenario you've just thrown out there,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: especially for somebody who's kind of straight-laced like Harper, and, like,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: so if she's that much of a committed to making
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: her life a success that she's willing to murder this
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: guy that she only kind of thinks did it, like,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: she doesn't.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Really know, so.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's a really interesting scenario that we
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: didn't sit on for more than about five minutes.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: I still believe, though, that, and I thought this while
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: I was watching it, it's like, okay, if this, because
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: at that point I was like, I'm pretty sure this
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: guy didn't do all this stuff. I was like, but
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: if he had, I feel like the cops are still
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: going to take your word over his.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Probably, because he seems like a serial killer.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: That's still not who I'm thinking of, though.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: I feel like Mandy Patinkin has never once paid for breakfast.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Eh, should he really?
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: I feel like he's offered to cover the check quite
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: a few times, but after three refusals, he's like, fine, alright.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: He's a good guy.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: He offers, but yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Why should he ever have to pay for breakfast?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: He's a national treasure.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: I would love to get an angry phone call from
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Mandy Patinkin saying, listen, you son of a bitch, I
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: pay for breakfast.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I pay for breakfast all the time!
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Oops, this person's also dead.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Well, I think, too, this does come into play in
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: the real world because how many people have murdered one
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: person and then somebody else and then just got themselves all.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Now I have to cover up my murders with more murder.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: You gotta keep murder. Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: That's why I've never murdered a single person, because I
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: know it'll lead to more.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: That we know.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: And there'll be some sort of wacky, you know, Three's
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Company-style shenanigans.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I do feel like that would happen with you, though.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, it would.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: There definitely would be some wackiness involved.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Probably even weirder things will be said behind closed doors
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: of a paywall. Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: So there you go.
• 17:58
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• 18:02
  Speaker 3: can be part of the Meltdown Horror Club and.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Choose a better movie than Crocodile. But that's arguable because,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: you know, it looks pretty awesome. Except for the animal
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: injuries and whatnot. But other than that, it looks kind
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: of ridiculous, which usually wins me over.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: And if you're, you know, a sick bastard, you can
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: choose something worse. If you don't like the cut of
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: our jib, you can make us suffer by watching something worse.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Our jib's a little weird, I guess.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Our jib is cut oddly, yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Got an oblong jib i don't.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Think i've ever used that phrase i'm proud of myself.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Today it's a very special day what is a jib.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know but they cut it these are the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: weird things that people come up with us sayings and
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: then you know 50 100 years go by and.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: You're like why are we why are we champing at
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: the bit what are.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: We doing because that is what it's supposed to be
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: by Chomping?
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, chomping.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody says chomping now because we bastardize it over the
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: years because nobody knows what chomping is.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Few people know what a bit is. That too.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Again, where we live.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It's a different story.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Well, right.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: The rest of the country is like, what are you
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: idiots chomping at?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: If I didn't live here, I don't think I would
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: know what a horse is. It's true.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I don't see them very often. And haven't eaten any
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: that I know of.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: That you know of.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Pretty shady operations around here. You can tell.