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Lady In White... a Kids' Movie? · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey kids, it's Brian. So we're back again with this
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  Speaker 1: the last year trying to get the word out and
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  Speaker 1: trying to get people on board to keep the show going.
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  Speaker 1: able to keep recording really, really important conversations like these.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't even a fun kind of bed.
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  Speaker 3: I could dig a fun kind of bed.
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  Speaker 2: You left halfway through.
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  Speaker 3: You were just like, I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't leave. You went in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You left for.
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  Speaker 1: Mentally.
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  Speaker 3: You left.
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  Speaker 2: I left for a while and left the room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And apparently they don't get into the whole story of
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  Speaker 2: the house until like the very end. They get, oh,
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  Speaker 2: back in the day there was this crazy family and
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  Speaker 2: people were disappearing and then we thought we killed them all.
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  Speaker 2: But apparently there was one left. Jode Jr., by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Jode Jr.
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  Speaker 3: A little too much like Chode.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: She's... Second weird part, she's like, don't worry, because the
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  Speaker 3: boy's freaking out, because she looks freaky anyways. She's coming
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  Speaker 3: up on him, the boy's crying, and she's like, don't worry,
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  Speaker 3: I killed him. And she's got blood on her hands,
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  Speaker 3: so she starts to wipe it on his face.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, how are you helping? That is not going
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  Speaker 2: to make this any easier.
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  Speaker 3: How is that going to calm down a crying kid? Well,
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  Speaker 3: Uncle Phil... It's throttling. Yeah, he's got her on the ground,
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  Speaker 3: straddling her, hammering her face with his fist.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, how will the world survive without important, vital comments
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  Speaker 1: like those? Think about it. Life without this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, they didn't have low rise dark wash jeans
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  Speaker 2: in 84. What the fuck are you doing? None of
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  Speaker 2: these bitches had acid wash jeans on.
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  Speaker 3: None of them had high butt jeans.
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  Speaker 1: None of them did.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you failed me. No mom jeans.
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  Speaker 3: No flat ass Jordache.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a scary thought to be cut off from
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  Speaker 1: that hilarious episode, but you'll keep all the episodes coming
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