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- 0:01Speaker 1: Dang if I come to the breakfast Club. I called
- 0:05Speaker 1: this the hot seat your world. You know you don't
- 0:10Speaker 1: control I aren't even doing here. I'm so peg are
- 0:13Speaker 1: You're so pet The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, DJ
- 0:18Speaker 1: Bitch Angela stay in everybody's business, but in a good way. Charlam,
- 0:22Speaker 1: the ruler rubbed you the wrong way. The breakfast Club
- 0:25Speaker 1: ain't for everybody. Good morning, USA, Yah yah yah yah
- 0:39Speaker 1: yah yah yah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yah
- 0:41Speaker 1: yah yo yeah easy yeah you cut it up. Yo
- 0:45Speaker 1: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
- 0:47Speaker 1: All right, what's up? Easy? Nothing? What's up? DJ? I'm
- 0:54Speaker 1: so excited this Friday. I got a lot to do
- 0:56Speaker 1: this weekend, though I'm leaving to go to Detroit after
- 0:58Speaker 1: the show. I have this investment group that I'm part of,
- 1:01Speaker 1: and we have a mix there today that's free for
- 1:03Speaker 1: everybody to learn how they can invest in real estate
- 1:05Speaker 1: and get started. Yes, and you know what, shout to
- 1:08Speaker 1: um A lot of people who go to my seminars
- 1:11Speaker 1: for real estate. I do a seminar in New Jersey
- 1:13Speaker 1: and New York actually there. I think we did one
- 1:15Speaker 1: in Baltimore as well. But I try to guide people
- 1:19Speaker 1: how to invest in real estate. We've been doing it
- 1:21Speaker 1: a long time. We've been doing it in Detroit, I've
- 1:22Speaker 1: been doing it in Jersey. And one of the properties
- 1:26Speaker 1: that I did, which is probably my biggest unit that
- 1:28Speaker 1: I've owned. It it's seven units. We finally got people
- 1:32Speaker 1: in tenants in it. We got four out of the
- 1:34Speaker 1: seven rented. People came and dropped it, deposits off. It
- 1:37Speaker 1: just felt good to finally make your money back after
- 1:39Speaker 1: you invested. I feel that I can't blame you for that.
- 1:42Speaker 1: So that was amazing. Because our property is in Detroit,
- 1:44Speaker 1: we still haven't we haven't flipped, we haven't done anything.
- 1:46Speaker 1: But one of mine done and about to be put
- 1:48Speaker 1: on the market. So I'm going to do a walkthrough
- 1:50Speaker 1: when I get there. And then my boy just brought
- 1:54Speaker 1: another one for sixteen hundred dollars. See that's great when
- 1:56Speaker 1: they see those are the deals you gotta if you
- 1:58Speaker 1: want to invest in place. It's a whole house for
- 2:01Speaker 1: sixteen hundred dollars. Whole house, the whole home, but you
- 2:04Speaker 1: still have to fix it up, and there's a certain
- 2:06Speaker 1: amount of time that you have to fix the house up.
- 2:08Speaker 1: But the reason why I wanted to do the whole
- 2:10Speaker 1: investment group is some people want to invest, but they're like, Okay,
- 2:13Speaker 1: how am I going to find a contractor to work
- 2:15Speaker 1: on the house? Right? How am I going to make
- 2:16Speaker 1: sure that everything I have to take care of yours
- 2:18Speaker 1: handle so they can provide all those services whatever it
- 2:20Speaker 1: is that you need. So you can, you can put
- 2:22Speaker 1: a little bit of money into the front, right, like
- 2:24Speaker 1: a thousand dollars you get the lowest. I think it's
- 2:26Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollars. Okay, So you can start and
- 2:28Speaker 1: then people will invest. You get to see where the
- 2:30Speaker 1: money goes. Yep. I'm gonna put some money into it too.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Right now, I'm not so y're buying everybody breakfast this morning,
- 2:36Speaker 1: and y'all making all this money off real estate? Well,
- 2:38Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? Draw? You need some breakfast, right, Steve,
- 2:42Speaker 1: you need some breakfast? Well, I haven't made all these
- 2:44Speaker 1: big house flippers, and here y'all buying everybody breakfaces, y'all
- 2:46Speaker 1: talking about talking about how we haven't flipped the house yet.
- 2:48Speaker 1: I have all my inventing. What I heard, I walked
- 2:50Speaker 1: and hurt. Somebody said they flipped five Who said that, Well,
- 2:54Speaker 1: you came on time. You'd heard the whole story, the
- 2:57Speaker 1: whole conversation. Well, I heard. I saw you on Instagram yesterday,
- 3:02Speaker 1: say you just flip five and the man just brought
- 3:04Speaker 1: you your deposit and you had a big stack of
- 3:05Speaker 1: money on the Gram yesterday and black, if you want to,
- 3:09Speaker 1: don't try to be Kodak black Now, I said, there
- 3:11Speaker 1: was I have a seven unit home and five of
- 3:13Speaker 1: the units were running out. For the units at somebody
- 3:16Speaker 1: bring in the pocket? All right, So what's up with
- 3:18Speaker 1: breakfast in the morning. I got the interns all the time,
- 3:21Speaker 1: taptive pockets, drunk pockets that night that if you got
- 3:25Speaker 1: a night in one of them pockets drunk. But one
- 3:27Speaker 1: thing about investing is a lot of times you have
- 3:29Speaker 1: to put the money out before you get it back.
- 3:31Speaker 1: So sometimes you have to be a little bit broke
- 3:34Speaker 1: for a period of time. So right now I only
- 3:36Speaker 1: have my first home that's about to go on the market.
- 3:38Speaker 1: So finally you're gonna guess in return on these investments. Well,
- 3:41Speaker 1: let's get the show cracking. Joe Koy comedian Joe Koy
- 3:44Speaker 1: will be joining us I love Joy. Joe Koy uh
- 3:48Speaker 1: I was a huge fan of Chelsea lately when it
- 3:50Speaker 1: was on E and you know, Chelsea had this amazing
- 3:53Speaker 1: panel of people. Lonnie Love was on her panels, Kevin
- 3:56Speaker 1: Hart used to be on her panels, and Joe Koy
- 3:58Speaker 1: used to be a regular on her panels. Absolutely, he's hilarious.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Just found out he's Filipino, though, like like maybe a
- 4:04Speaker 1: year ago. What do you think he was white man?
- 4:06Speaker 1: Joe kit Yes, I just thought he was white. I
- 4:08Speaker 1: thought Joe Coit was a matter of fact, Koy is
- 4:10Speaker 1: not really his last name actually, which you also just
- 4:13Speaker 1: found out, Joe Koit. Al Right, he doesn't look white
- 4:15Speaker 1: to me. No, look white to me. Okay, all right,
- 4:18Speaker 1: Steve Steves the white man in the rooms. He's like,
- 4:20Speaker 1: I thought he was one of us two. I thought
- 4:22Speaker 1: he was one of us. Let's get the show cracking front.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Basis what we're talking about. You, let's talk about these wildfires.
- 4:28Speaker 1: A lot of people have had to evacuate their homes,
- 4:30Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about Florida and Georgia and those
- 4:33Speaker 1: races for governor, what could potentially happen. All Right, we'll
- 4:37Speaker 1: get into all of that when we come back. Keeping
- 4:39Speaker 1: lockis to Breakfast Club. Good morning morning. Everybody is stej Envy,
- 4:43Speaker 1: Angela Yee, Charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club Friday.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Let's getting some front page news now. Last night and
- 4:51Speaker 1: Thursday night football, the Steelers beat the Carolina Panthers fifty
- 4:56Speaker 1: two twenty one. I don't know. I'm just not watching footballers. Shit,
- 4:58Speaker 1: I'm just not into it. Oh you know, I'm the
- 5:00Speaker 1: standing on with Chap ever since um my Cowboys been
- 5:03Speaker 1: under five hundred. Mind suck, i haven't got Cowboys make
- 5:07Speaker 1: the playoffs. I'll be back. I'm not I'm just not
- 5:08Speaker 1: into it. That you what else you're talking about. Let's
- 5:11Speaker 1: talk about these races for a governor in Florida. Uh
- 5:14Speaker 1: Andrew Gillim He conceded the race on Tuesday evening, but
- 5:18Speaker 1: now it seems like there might be a recount coming
- 5:21Speaker 1: because he lost by about thirty eight thousand votes so far.
- 5:25Speaker 1: So that's within the point five percent needed for a
- 5:27Speaker 1: machine to recount against Ryan Decantis. So whether or not
- 5:30Speaker 1: he can make up that difference, we don't know, but
- 5:32Speaker 1: that is definitely caused for a recounting. And got it.
- 5:35Speaker 1: He still got to count all the provisional ballots and
- 5:37Speaker 1: the absentee ballots and It's very interesting. And and this
- 5:40Speaker 1: is why I'm so confused of the why Andrew Gillim
- 5:42Speaker 1: conceded in the first way. I said, concede when the
- 5:44Speaker 1: race is that closed? Not that ye, but it was
- 5:46Speaker 1: getting it's getting closer and closer. Now it wasn't Yeah,
- 5:48Speaker 1: it was it was closer, he conceded. When he conceded,
- 5:50Speaker 1: he was on his It wass than a hundred thousands,
- 5:53Speaker 1: like eighty thousands. Why I can see he yet, especially
- 5:55Speaker 1: when all the votes aren't in. It was only like
- 5:57Speaker 1: ninety was in the voting all right now In Georgia,
- 6:00Speaker 1: of course, Stacy Abram still has not conceded, and Kemp
- 6:03Speaker 1: is leading with about fifty point three percent of the vote. Vote,
- 6:06Speaker 1: but and they're still counting the ballots. If his share
- 6:09Speaker 1: drops below fifty percent, then it would automatically go to
- 6:12Speaker 1: our runoff on December four. How do they pick a
- 6:15Speaker 1: winner with so many ballots and so many votes still
- 6:17Speaker 1: account that That just confuses me. How could you possibly
- 6:19Speaker 1: pick a winner? Or they didn't pick a winner. They
- 6:21Speaker 1: say projected winner. Yeah, they projected. Then she conceded, but
- 6:25Speaker 1: well no, she didn't concede. But Andrew Gilliam conceded. She
- 6:27Speaker 1: hasn't conceded yet, so she's still waiting for this. These
- 6:30Speaker 1: votes to be counted. Every vote should be counted. That's
- 6:33Speaker 1: what democracy is all about. I I knowed if I voted,
- 6:36Speaker 1: I would want my vote counted, absolutely, you know what
- 6:38Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, it's not over till it is oval
- 6:39Speaker 1: all right. Now, They have identified who the Thousand Oaks
- 6:42Speaker 1: gunman was, and that was that shooting that happened at
- 6:45Speaker 1: Borderline Bar and Grill in California. So what they're saying
- 6:49Speaker 1: is his name is Ian David Long. He was a
- 6:51Speaker 1: Marine veteran who often visited that site. Twenty eight years old.
- 6:55Speaker 1: He served in Afghanistan. They said he was acting somewhat
- 6:57Speaker 1: irate and a little irrationally. They said he also had
- 7:00Speaker 1: an Instagram page that was a little crazy, so they
- 7:03Speaker 1: took that page down. Once investigators discovered the messages on
- 7:06Speaker 1: his page. After the shooting, they contacted Instagram got his
- 7:10Speaker 1: page deleted. So we don't know exactly what was on
- 7:12Speaker 1: there before it was deleted, but it seems like he
- 7:14Speaker 1: had a grudge that he was carrying out. They saying
- 7:16Speaker 1: that he was bullied in high school and he actually
- 7:19Speaker 1: had a lazy eye. It affected him deeply, and a
- 7:21Speaker 1: fellow students made fun of him because of it, and
- 7:23Speaker 1: they said a lot of those students went to that
- 7:26Speaker 1: bar on Wednesday nights, So it seems like it was
- 7:29Speaker 1: kind of revenge that was making fun of him. So
- 7:34Speaker 1: they did identify him. He killed twelve people and injured
- 7:36Speaker 1: more than a dozen and that sudden burst of violence
- 7:40Speaker 1: that happened, And they're saying there was a post on
- 7:43Speaker 1: Facebook they believe was his and it says, I hope
- 7:46Speaker 1: people call me insane laughing emojis. Wouldn't that just be
- 7:49Speaker 1: a big ball of irony. Yeah, I'm insane. But the
- 7:52Speaker 1: only thing you people do after these shootings is hopes
- 7:54Speaker 1: and prayers, or keep you in my thoughts every time
- 7:56Speaker 1: and wonder why these keep happening. You know how many
- 7:59Speaker 1: people have prospital with lazy eyes in this country. She
- 8:02Speaker 1: had a boss who had a lazy eye. I'm saying,
- 8:03Speaker 1: Biggie Music soul child Fetty Wapp got one eye. Shoot
- 8:06Speaker 1: I got a lazy eye. After eleven o'clock, after love o'clock,
- 8:09Speaker 1: I get a lazy eyes. Shoot up nothing because I
- 8:12Speaker 1: got a lazy eye. Now, is this anxiety? Or smart. Now,
- 8:17Speaker 1: if there's a kid in my my kids school that's
- 8:19Speaker 1: a little funny, it feels like he's going a little
- 8:22Speaker 1: left with it. I'm going to the school today after
- 8:24Speaker 1: the shooting. Now is that anxiety or is that just
- 8:26Speaker 1: being smart? A little bit of both? All right, because
- 8:29Speaker 1: I'm going to the school today to talk to principle, like, look,
- 8:31Speaker 1: we gotta check this kid out. I don't think there's
- 8:32Speaker 1: anything wrong with that. I think that I think that's
- 8:33Speaker 1: what you should do. I think if you see, if
- 8:35Speaker 1: you see something, you should say something. If you see
- 8:36Speaker 1: any type of signs that you know this kid could
- 8:39Speaker 1: be going through something or things could be going left, Yeah,
- 8:41Speaker 1: you should go tell somebody. That kid might need a hug,
- 8:44Speaker 1: that kid might need somebody to sit him down right
- 8:46Speaker 1: now and and get a stern talking to that kid
- 8:48Speaker 1: might need therapy right now. Well, I'm going to the
- 8:50Speaker 1: school and I don't know if it's anxiety, I don't
- 8:51Speaker 1: know if it's being smarter. If I'm a scared parent,
- 8:53Speaker 1: but guess where I'm going after this. I think you
- 8:55Speaker 1: should trust your instinct. My brother, I am and in
- 8:57Speaker 1: northern California, they do have wildfires that are wrong and
- 9:00Speaker 1: They said it's growing at a rate of roughly eighty
- 9:02Speaker 1: football fields per minute. So people have had to evacuate
- 9:06Speaker 1: their homes, including Kim Kardashian. Residents have been injured, firefighter
- 9:09Speaker 1: is injured as well, and families are racing out of
- 9:12Speaker 1: their homes. The government said anything about that shooting that yet,
- 9:16Speaker 1: like Trump issued a statement or anybody. I don't think so.
- 9:21Speaker 1: I just want to know when something's gonna be done
- 9:22Speaker 1: about Vanilla Isis man. Vanilla Issis is the largest and
- 9:26Speaker 1: biggest threat to our country right now. All right, well
- 9:32Speaker 1: that's your front page news, all right, get it off
- 9:34Speaker 1: your chest. Eight don't drink five five one on five one.
- 9:37Speaker 1: If you need to vent, hit us up right now.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Maybe you just need to vent, you need to clear
- 9:41Speaker 1: your mind, or maybe you just want to spread some positivity.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Eight don't drink five a five one on five one,
- 9:45Speaker 1: Get it off your chest, and don't forget. Joe Coy
- 9:48Speaker 1: commedian will be joining us next hour. It's the breakfast Club.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Good morning, the breakfast Club. Just kiddings, pick up the
- 9:56Speaker 1: mother mother phone and din, this is your time to
- 9:59Speaker 1: get it off chat. You want to hear from you
- 10:04Speaker 1: on the breakfast club, So you better have the same
- 10:05Speaker 1: energy Antonio, Yo, what ups these day? Envy Solo Man? Angela?
- 10:11Speaker 1: What's ups the morning? New York City? That's the morning everybody. Yeah,
- 10:16Speaker 1: So I was I was listening to the radio and
- 10:18Speaker 1: it's like, um, like Angela, like this is nothing towards you.
- 10:21Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, how come when like a white
- 10:24Speaker 1: person do sound crazy? Like the first thing is that
- 10:26Speaker 1: we paint the narrative like, oh, you know, sympathy, and
- 10:30Speaker 1: it's like that's crazy to me. What was it sympathy
- 10:33Speaker 1: you're talking about? Like for the shooter for the shoot
- 10:35Speaker 1: in California, like, oh, he was bullied, he had a
- 10:37Speaker 1: lazy eye. But when somebody a colored broom farm they
- 10:39Speaker 1: painted out to be a criminal, or with somebody white
- 10:41Speaker 1: kill mad people, it's like, oh, um, you know, oh
- 10:45Speaker 1: they was bully you know, like why is that is?
- 10:48Speaker 1: That is crazy? They threw the lazy eye in there,
- 10:50Speaker 1: like your lazy eyes? Well now I think they were
- 10:53Speaker 1: looking for what was his motive for what he did?
- 10:55Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. But I don't feel like
- 10:56Speaker 1: that book. But when when the black kid get shot,
- 10:58Speaker 1: when a cop shot the kid, and it's like oh
- 11:01Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But um, I listened to
- 11:03Speaker 1: you every morning on the way to work. You know
- 11:05Speaker 1: what I'm saying. M Yeah, all right, thank you, sir.
- 11:09Speaker 1: We appreciate you. South everybody out there that listen to
- 11:11Speaker 1: us with a lazy eye too. Man, lazy ears don't
- 11:13Speaker 1: get enough representation. We love you. Shout to the lazy
- 11:15Speaker 1: eyes all stay what I've what I've done, Get it
- 11:19Speaker 1: off your chests, bro yo. Man, I'm mad at uh
- 11:22Speaker 1: Facebook and Instagram right see, I got this business. I'm
- 11:26Speaker 1: trying to do these advertisements. They be like promotional page,
- 11:29Speaker 1: advertise or whatever amount of money and I put the
- 11:32Speaker 1: little ad up and they keep on denying my ads,
- 11:36Speaker 1: talking about it don't meet the guidelines or whatever. What's
- 11:40Speaker 1: what's wrong with the ads? What's the guidelines that it's
- 11:43Speaker 1: not meeting. Instagram does that a lot though, and I
- 11:45Speaker 1: haven't figured it out as well, but they block you
- 11:47Speaker 1: for for no apparent reason. They'll say it's a curse
- 11:50Speaker 1: in your thing, and there's no curses. I don't know
- 11:51Speaker 1: why Instagram does that, just to pill it. I teach,
- 11:54Speaker 1: I teach gun classes or whatever, and they keep on
- 11:56Speaker 1: talking about I'm trying to sell guns online. I'm not
- 12:00Speaker 1: trying to sell guns. I'm trying to sell a class. Well,
- 12:03Speaker 1: we'll appeal, I'm saying, appeal it and and tell them
- 12:05Speaker 1: exactly that, tell them what the classes, leave a phone number,
- 12:09Speaker 1: be mad descriptive. Yeah, and especially at this time with
- 12:12Speaker 1: people shooting up bars and stuff like this, you know
- 12:14Speaker 1: everybody needs to be able to protect themselves, be able
- 12:17Speaker 1: to walk around what they've done, you know what I'm saying.
- 12:19Speaker 1: So can I shoot all my business online? Right here?
- 12:21Speaker 1: Ry up? All right? What's hit me up on HIW
- 12:24Speaker 1: Supreme Training on Instagram or HIW Supreme Training dot Com
- 12:27Speaker 1: on Facebook whatever, Ohio Supreme Training. I'm there, all right.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Don't like I don't like none of that rhetoric. I
- 12:32Speaker 1: do believe in the Second Amendment, and you're right to
- 12:35Speaker 1: bear arms, but I don't want to go to the
- 12:37Speaker 1: club if everybody got a gun. I don't want to
- 12:38Speaker 1: go nowhere where I feel like I need a gun.
- 12:40Speaker 1: But nobody should be in there in a public setting.
- 12:43Speaker 1: I mean you just said, er, we're living with people
- 12:46Speaker 1: shooting up bars and stuff like that, so that means
- 12:48Speaker 1: you want to be in the ball with your gun.
- 12:50Speaker 1: He's there everybody should be walking around with a gun.
- 12:51Speaker 1: I don't want that. Well, you can't anybody. You can't
- 12:53Speaker 1: want to lick around for our phone. Yeah, what's going on? Bro?
- 12:57Speaker 1: I phone everybody? Good morning, Good morning Sam. Yo. I
- 13:01Speaker 1: gotta get it on my chest, you know, Ivy because
- 13:03Speaker 1: when you are all my friends like four hundred dollars
- 13:05Speaker 1: man each each one of them. You don't paying your
- 13:08Speaker 1: cart Shore, I'm like, yo, I vent you you really
- 13:09Speaker 1: no matter of fact. It was like, I venture if
- 13:11Speaker 1: you don't know you my face, I'm like, you want
- 13:13Speaker 1: your mom. We get to the cart Shore, you look
- 13:15Speaker 1: right at me. I knew I had to break in
- 13:17Speaker 1: the bag. I've seen you out for you, I've seen
- 13:20Speaker 1: you out phone. I've definitely seen you. But I've seen
- 13:22Speaker 1: people around you. And I said, iPhone is probably gonna
- 13:25Speaker 1: charge their five hundred dollars for a picture. So I
- 13:27Speaker 1: was like, that's the problem with you. I phone them.
- 13:30Speaker 1: You always trying to make money off your friends, Yo,
- 13:33Speaker 1: star hes Gonta Curru, everybody got pa. I see I've
- 13:37Speaker 1: seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you waving at me.
- 13:39Speaker 1: I've definitely seen you, and I said, you ain't annoyed
- 13:42Speaker 1: him man, I did. He had four people with him.
- 13:45Speaker 1: I seen his ass. I see him all the time
- 13:47Speaker 1: in the club and iPhone, come up? What up? Envy?
- 13:50Speaker 1: So you looked in right and as I ain't ignored
- 13:51Speaker 1: him me? Yeah? Four? He was come to charge people
- 13:53Speaker 1: for pictures. So what No, can't do that man make
- 13:56Speaker 1: his money? And man flipping pictures the way you're flipping houses.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Man flip his pictures. Huh did you see them calls
- 14:03Speaker 1: I sent you? It was I see the old loran, Yeah,
- 14:06Speaker 1: the old lord. I see that. If you want to
- 14:08Speaker 1: cop one now, I mean, make me look good. I
- 14:10Speaker 1: triged that gout for that two years. See that. You know,
- 14:12Speaker 1: see I phone, you can't make money of me all
- 14:13Speaker 1: the time. Why can't he? Why can't he flip? You?
- 14:16Speaker 1: Flip me? He had to go your iPhone will flip anything.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Shout the iPhone. Sit him out in Queen's long eye
- 14:24Speaker 1: and after y'all height, Why do't y'all bring that man
- 14:26Speaker 1: one of your real estate classes and teach them how
- 14:27Speaker 1: to flip houses. I try to use them hustlers, put
- 14:29Speaker 1: them hustling skills to work. I'm gonna try, But then
- 14:31Speaker 1: he gonna bring ten people with him and charge them
- 14:33Speaker 1: hundred dollars and we'll give them French. Y'all doing group homes?
- 14:36Speaker 1: What y'all doing? Get me do the rowhouses? Yeah? And
- 14:39Speaker 1: group investors. Yes, get it off your chests. Eight hundred
- 14:42Speaker 1: five eight five one oh five one. If you need
- 14:44Speaker 1: to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Good morning, the Breakfast Club, Wake up, wake up, wake
- 14:52Speaker 1: ya your time to get it off your chest. Whether
- 14:57Speaker 1: your man or black, we want to hear from you
- 14:59Speaker 1: on the Breakfast Club. Hello. Who's this? Good morning? Good
- 15:02Speaker 1: morning man, This is Red Kelly Red. What's up? Bro?
- 15:05Speaker 1: Get it off your chest? Hey man, Thank y'all for
- 15:08Speaker 1: letting me get on yesterday. I fear have to stick
- 15:11Speaker 1: get there, so this morning she's listening. Charline. I love
- 15:14Speaker 1: you and again I'm proud of you for your real
- 15:16Speaker 1: estate that you're pursuing. And I also want to get
- 15:19Speaker 1: a shout out to my ome boy, Mark got his
- 15:21Speaker 1: CDLs man, keep driving trucks now, gratulations brother? How much
- 15:26Speaker 1: more pay you for that? Say what? I'm gonna Mark
- 15:28Speaker 1: pay you for that? Shout up? That's my best friend, man,
- 15:31Speaker 1: that's my best friend. Oh got you, got you, got
- 15:33Speaker 1: you yeah, it's my best friend. You know, anybody man
- 15:35Speaker 1: that's struggling, man that don't know what they want doing
- 15:37Speaker 1: their life, tell it man, get their CDs. Best driving
- 15:41Speaker 1: the world, man, I want you to That's what I
- 15:43Speaker 1: want you to think about this too. What if you
- 15:44Speaker 1: shout it out your girl and your best friend and
- 15:46Speaker 1: they together right now in the bed while you on
- 15:48Speaker 1: the way to work. Oh that would be found sean. Yo?
- 15:51Speaker 1: What up? Get it off your chests, bro, say, man,
- 15:53Speaker 1: what's all this about? Vanilla lives? Bro? I said, Vanilla isis, sir,
- 15:57Speaker 1: not Vanilla ice. Vanilla isis. You want to know why
- 15:59Speaker 1: you said that life is dangerous? Vanilla isis okay? Vanilla
- 16:03Speaker 1: isis is all of these white terrorists that we see
- 16:05Speaker 1: shooting up stuff. Three hundred mass shootings and three hundred
- 16:08Speaker 1: and eleven days. Yes, I completely agree with that, bro. Yeah,
- 16:11Speaker 1: Vanilla isis. Yeah. Not Vanilla's not your favorite rapper? My
- 16:18Speaker 1: man with the white boy did that? Man? No, Vanilla
- 16:20Speaker 1: isis okay? Those white boys shooting up people all across
- 16:24Speaker 1: the country. That's funny. Hello, who's this? Hello? Good? Hey?
- 16:29Speaker 1: Are you doing me? What's up? Man? Get it off
- 16:32Speaker 1: your chest? Damn all right, That's all he had to say. Hello,
- 16:37Speaker 1: who's this day? What's up? Getting off your chest? Hey, Mby,
- 16:43Speaker 1: I just want to tell you, man, congratulate doing your
- 16:45Speaker 1: car show. First of all, thank you very much to you.
- 16:47Speaker 1: You gonna you're gonna be having No I didn't get
- 16:49Speaker 1: them out, man, I'm making tell you I'm trying to
- 16:51Speaker 1: make one. If you don't have another one somewhere. Yeah,
- 16:53Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I told myself I'm gonna do.
- 16:55Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying to do at least two next year.
- 16:57Speaker 1: I'm gonna do one, of course out here in to
- 16:58Speaker 1: try State, New York. The Arian and I'm gonna do one.
- 17:01Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I'm trying to look for
- 17:02Speaker 1: a spot. Whether it might be Kentucky, might be a landoor,
- 17:04Speaker 1: it might be Florida. I'm not sure yet. Brother. And
- 17:08Speaker 1: the uh, the guy just wanted to congratulations on your book.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. Shook one anxiety playing tricks on me.
- 17:14Speaker 1: It's out right now everywhere, thank you, sir. I'm I'm
- 17:17Speaker 1: not a reader, but for congratulations you can you can
- 17:20Speaker 1: get the audio book all right, that will work because
- 17:22Speaker 1: I'm in my truck right now. There you go red.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Y'all y'all been, y'all have been trying to boycotting football.
- 17:29Speaker 1: I'm a boycott the first five minutes if you don't
- 17:31Speaker 1: start showing up on time freaky Friday or or shoot
- 17:39Speaker 1: your shot because uh I want to I want to
- 17:41Speaker 1: kind of holiday. Oh okay, well we're gonna do freaky
- 17:44Speaker 1: Friday to day, but we're gonna get We'll give you
- 17:45Speaker 1: twenty seconds of holiday. Ye go. Uh. I know you
- 17:50Speaker 1: probably don't don't mess with regular guys like me, but
- 17:52Speaker 1: I'm man. I I can treat you good if you
- 17:54Speaker 1: just give me a chance where you take ye out
- 17:55Speaker 1: on the date somewhere. What would you take me? What
- 17:58Speaker 1: would I thank you? Uh? Maybe maybe like Ruth Chriss
- 18:01Speaker 1: or something. You know, I ain't I ain't that high class,
- 18:04Speaker 1: but I mean we could do something especially all right, Well,
- 18:06Speaker 1: you'll be happy to know I have a gift card
- 18:08Speaker 1: to Ruth Chris right now for two hundred dollars, so
- 18:10Speaker 1: you wouldn't even have to probably pay for much. Oh yeah,
- 18:13Speaker 1: see my type of woman. Right there, we will put
- 18:16Speaker 1: you a hole and set you in your truck. Blow
- 18:18Speaker 1: your home, brother. Okay, there you go, all right? Man?
- 18:23Speaker 1: Hold Lord, all right, why do truck horn sounds so
- 18:26Speaker 1: much weaker than a car horning? I don't know. Get
- 18:29Speaker 1: it off your chests. Eight hundred five eight five one
- 18:31Speaker 1: on five one. If you need to vend, you can
- 18:33Speaker 1: hit it something. Now you've got rumors on the way, Yes,
- 18:35Speaker 1: find out what artists was shooting a video. There were
- 18:38Speaker 1: actually a few different artists President, and there was a
- 18:40Speaker 1: shooting that happened. Let'll tell you where and what it was,
- 18:43Speaker 1: all right, And happy birthday to my godmother aunt missus
- 18:47Speaker 1: Leone Murdock, Happy birthday, I love yo. And rumors up
- 18:52Speaker 1: next to the breakfast club. Go morning, the breakfast Club. Morning.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Everybody is DJ MG, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We
- 19:01Speaker 1: are the breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's
- 19:05Speaker 1: talk and shooting that happened at a video. This is
- 19:08Speaker 1: the rumor report with Angela yet well, multiple shots were
- 19:18Speaker 1: fired at a video with Takashi six nine, Kanye and
- 19:21Speaker 1: Nicki Mini. Please have security cameras on the house that
- 19:25Speaker 1: may have captured the actual shooting, so we'll see what happens.
- 19:28Speaker 1: They are continuing to investigate and look for things in
- 19:31Speaker 1: there by areas that may lead them to a possible suspect,
- 19:34Speaker 1: but they did find at least five shell casings near
- 19:37Speaker 1: the property where that video was being shot. Now, an
- 19:40Speaker 1: official at the Beverly Hills Police Department told the blasted
- 19:42Speaker 1: shots were fired near the house where the stars were
- 19:45Speaker 1: filming their Alpine drive. The police are now on the scene.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Both damn radical liberals. Man shooting at Kanye because you're
- 19:51Speaker 1: probably wearing that Maga hat now. They said that Takashi
- 19:53Speaker 1: and Kanye were on set, but Nikki had not yet
- 19:56Speaker 1: arrived when those shots rang out. They believe it was
- 19:58Speaker 1: a drive by shoot scenario. They said Kanye was not injured.
- 20:03Speaker 1: He left the scene. You think it was body gang
- 20:05Speaker 1: clapping at Nikki? No man who you think was getting
- 20:09Speaker 1: shot at in this whole scenario? Just gonna make stuff up, Okay,
- 20:12Speaker 1: Takaci six nine, Kanye was Nicki Minaje. Who you think
- 20:15Speaker 1: was getting shot at? I have absolutely I don't know, man,
- 20:18Speaker 1: God damn it, you know that was for Takaci six nine.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Knock it off? Okay, absolutely not really. His other video
- 20:23Speaker 1: shoot got shot up here in New York Man walking
- 20:25Speaker 1: around with one hundred and security guards and lapd in
- 20:28Speaker 1: Los Angeles, right now. He don't look comfortable, by the way,
- 20:31Speaker 1: not even in the least bit. Would you look comfortable?
- 20:32Speaker 1: Would you feel comfortable? No, I wouldn't listen. I wouldn't
- 20:34Speaker 1: want to be there, Like, there's nothing that serious in
- 20:36Speaker 1: la that I got to walk around with that kind
- 20:38Speaker 1: of security. I'd rather not be there. And you're getting
- 20:40Speaker 1: shot at at your video shoot? Come on, you know
- 20:42Speaker 1: those shots for Taka six nine. Knock it off? All right? Now,
- 20:45Speaker 1: let's discuss some jewelry that's available just in time for
- 20:49Speaker 1: the holidays. But this jewelry is very controversial. Now East
- 20:52Speaker 1: Saint Laurent, and I know you shot there all the time, Envy.
- 20:56Speaker 1: They have a new line of jewelry and if you
- 20:58Speaker 1: have Revolt TIV you can see with this actually looks
- 21:01Speaker 1: like it's jewelry shaped like penises. So they have penis earrings,
- 21:04Speaker 1: a penis chain and all of that. So while some
- 21:07Speaker 1: people do want them, uh, some people are saying that
- 21:10Speaker 1: it's just very crass. It looks like it smells na
- 21:13Speaker 1: be honest with you, it's kind of the color of smegma,
- 21:15Speaker 1: Like the gold is like smegma. No, it always that brass. No,
- 21:19Speaker 1: that's smegma. Colored. What do you think about It's cute?
- 21:21Speaker 1: Would buy that? You said you would buy that? Said who?
- 21:24Speaker 1: I didn't say you, I said who? All right, now,
- 21:27Speaker 1: Michelle Obama a penis tongue ring would be crazy? No.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Her new book, Becoming is coming out on Tuesday, and
- 21:35Speaker 1: in that book she writes about everything like she growing
- 21:39Speaker 1: up in Chicago, confronting racism in the public life, becoming
- 21:42Speaker 1: the country's first black lady, and some struggles early on
- 21:45Speaker 1: in her marriage to Barack Obama as he started his
- 21:47Speaker 1: political political career, meeting with a counsel or a handful
- 21:52Speaker 1: of times. One thing she does talk about is not
- 21:54Speaker 1: being able to forgive Trump for this. She was don
- 21:57Speaker 1: Lemon was reading an excerpt from her book, and here's
- 22:00Speaker 1: what she talks about Donald Trump. This is from former
- 22:04Speaker 1: First Lady's book, Michelle Obama. The whole birth thing was
- 22:07Speaker 1: crazy and mean spirited. Of course, it's underlying bigotry and
- 22:10Speaker 1: xenophobia hardly concealed, But it was also dangerous, deliberately meant
- 22:15Speaker 1: to stir up the wing nuts and coops. She writes,
- 22:17Speaker 1: what if someone with an unstable mind loaded a gun
- 22:21Speaker 1: and drove to Washington. What if that person went looking
- 22:25Speaker 1: for our girls. Donald Trump, with his loud and reckless
- 22:28Speaker 1: innu windows, was putting my family safety at risk, and
- 22:30Speaker 1: for that I'd never forgive him. Whom Michelle Obama? Good already,
- 22:36Speaker 1: Donald Trump, is that f boy, tried to line my
- 22:39Speaker 1: man up, tried to get my family pressed. When you
- 22:41Speaker 1: see me in the screech, keep that same energy. We
- 22:43Speaker 1: don't with you presidentially. Well she did say that, but
- 22:47Speaker 1: just not like that. Well, I can't wait to read
- 22:49Speaker 1: her book. I'm excited it comes out on Tuesday. All right,
- 22:52Speaker 1: I'm Angela Yee And that is your rumor report. All right, Michee,
- 22:55Speaker 1: we got front page news next. Yeah. Now, imagine you're
- 22:58Speaker 1: on a flight and your baby is crying. But as
- 23:02Speaker 1: a mom, you don't have any breast milk, You have
- 23:04Speaker 1: no formula what happens next. But tell you what happened
- 23:07Speaker 1: on this particular flight. Oh boy, it sounds like she
- 23:11Speaker 1: got on the thing. It was like as any bunny.
- 23:13Speaker 1: We'll find out when we come back. I had It's
- 23:14Speaker 1: a breakfast lum, Good morning the breakfast Club. Your morning's
- 23:17Speaker 1: will never be the same. Continue the adventure with Nuts
- 23:22Speaker 1: Commander as he teams up with Albest Dumbledore to stop
- 23:24Speaker 1: the dark wizard Grindobald's plans to divide the Wisiting world.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Fantastic Beast The Crimes of Grindobald in theaters, November sixteenth,
- 23:33Speaker 1: rate of PG thirteen. I'm mourning. Everybody is dj mvy,
- 23:37Speaker 1: Angela Gyee, Charlomagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Let's getting some front page news and what we're talking
- 23:43Speaker 1: about easy, Well, let's talk about this flight on Philippine Airlines,
- 23:46Speaker 1: a flight attendant actually helped a woman whose baby was crying. Now,
- 23:50Speaker 1: she posted on Facebook, I heard an infant's cry, a
- 23:53Speaker 1: cry that will make you want to do anything to help.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Patricia Organa then says that I approached the mother asked
- 23:58Speaker 1: if everything was okay, and she said, terry eyed, she
- 24:02Speaker 1: told me that she ran out a formula milk. Passenger
- 24:04Speaker 1: started looking and staring at the tiny, fragile, crying infant.
- 24:07Speaker 1: She said, I felt to pension my heart. There's no
- 24:09Speaker 1: formula milk on board. I thought to myself, there's only
- 24:12Speaker 1: one thing I could offer, and that's my own milk,
- 24:14Speaker 1: and so I offered. So that's when she went to
- 24:17Speaker 1: a private part of the plane and actually breast fed
- 24:19Speaker 1: the baby. I mean kids got to eat. I mean,
- 24:22Speaker 1: you know, when you're a parent and you know you
- 24:23Speaker 1: see he's watching your kids stave, you won't let them
- 24:26Speaker 1: eat any old anyway they can, you know what I mean.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Picture share Argano in the meantime as a twenty four
- 24:30Speaker 1: year old flight attendant. She's also a first time mom,
- 24:33Speaker 1: so she was able to offer that. That's amazing, she said.
- 24:36Speaker 1: The mother was very I don't know how I feel
- 24:38Speaker 1: about that. I'm glad the kid got to eat, but
- 24:40Speaker 1: I mean that would be like a hell of an
- 24:41Speaker 1: executive decision. Now, I wouldn't really be much of a
- 24:43Speaker 1: baby's crying. Your kid don't. But the FDA does worn
- 24:48Speaker 1: against using breast milk from another mother because of any
- 24:51Speaker 1: type of risk that has to come with things like
- 24:53Speaker 1: infectious diseases, true chemical contaminants and things like that. But
- 24:57Speaker 1: at that point, when that baby's crying, all you want
- 24:59Speaker 1: to do is feed that baby. And then you think
- 25:00Speaker 1: about back in the day, old school mammy style when
- 25:03Speaker 1: the slaves with breastfeed masses kids. So the breast milk
- 25:06Speaker 1: was good enough for their babies, but then they wouldn't
- 25:08Speaker 1: even treat the actual slaves like human beings. Now what
- 25:11Speaker 1: if you just try to give the baby some water
- 25:13Speaker 1: or something with that helps the age of the baby.
- 25:15Speaker 1: But I wouldn't fill up the baby though, So you
- 25:18Speaker 1: was just just nothing you could have did about it.
- 25:19Speaker 1: If it wasn't for that flight attend the baby looked
- 25:23Speaker 1: like a new boy. Yeah. Yeah, so that's all they
- 25:25Speaker 1: can be on the milk. Can't do nothing else, nothing said,
- 25:28Speaker 1: can you feel the baby up with something you can
- 25:29Speaker 1: tell I'm asking questions. I don't have any kids. I'm like,
- 25:35Speaker 1: maybe the baby's crying. You put some water and maybe
- 25:37Speaker 1: that'll just stop it. All right. Now, let's talk about
- 25:41Speaker 1: the shooter. Ian Long. That's the person they've identified as
- 25:45Speaker 1: the person who was shot and killed twelve people and
- 25:49Speaker 1: injured at least twelve more at Borderline Bar and Girl
- 25:51Speaker 1: in California. They said they did discover messages on his
- 25:55Speaker 1: Instagram story, and they deleted his page, so we'll never
- 25:59Speaker 1: know what the messages said. But according to former classmates,
- 26:03Speaker 1: they said he was bullied in high school and his
- 26:05Speaker 1: fellow students made fun of him because he had a
- 26:07Speaker 1: lazy eye. It affected him deeply, and that he knew
- 26:10Speaker 1: a lot of those students go to the bar that
- 26:11Speaker 1: he went to on Wednesday nights and that he knew
- 26:15Speaker 1: some of the people who teased him would be there,
- 26:16Speaker 1: so that would be part of the explanation or the
- 26:19Speaker 1: motive for why he would have went there and actually
- 26:21Speaker 1: killed people. He also was a marine veteran who often
- 26:26Speaker 1: would go to that bar as well. They said the
- 26:28Speaker 1: team met with him. The crisis team had met with him,
- 26:31Speaker 1: and they said he was suffering from PTSD, but they
- 26:34Speaker 1: didn't detain him under laws that allowed for the temporary
- 26:37Speaker 1: detention of people with psychiatric issues. Vanilla Isis is the
- 26:41Speaker 1: biggest and most dangerous threat on American soil. All these
- 26:44Speaker 1: domestic terrorist attacks come from Vanilla Isis, So why are
- 26:47Speaker 1: we scared of Muslims and Mexicans Again, Listen, I think
- 26:52Speaker 1: it's disgusting that he killed twelve people. He ended up
- 26:55Speaker 1: killing himself as well, so they said he died from
- 26:57Speaker 1: a self inflicted gunshot wounds. Also, Vanilla Isis, okay, the
- 27:02Speaker 1: most biggest endangerous threat on American soil. And as you know,
- 27:06Speaker 1: we are still keeping our eyes on Georgia and Florida,
- 27:09Speaker 1: two of the biggest races of twenty eighteen still undecided
- 27:12Speaker 1: as votes are still being counted. So camp was the
- 27:15Speaker 1: leading Democrat Stacy Abrams in Georgia with fifty point three
- 27:19Speaker 1: percent of the vote. But if that share drops below
- 27:21Speaker 1: fifty percent, then the contest would automatically go to our runoff.
- 27:24Speaker 1: So they're still counting and that runoff would happen on
- 27:27Speaker 1: December fourth. Now, as far as Andrew Gillim in Florida,
- 27:30Speaker 1: they are saying that Ronda Santis is beating him by
- 27:33Speaker 1: thirty eight thousand votes and that's within the point five
- 27:36Speaker 1: percent needed for a machine of recounts. So we'll keep
- 27:38Speaker 1: you posted as they are still counting these votes before
- 27:42Speaker 1: should be counted. That's democracy, baby, and they're gonna count
- 27:44Speaker 1: them all. I don't know why Andrew Gilliam conceded in
- 27:46Speaker 1: the first place, but whatever. All right, well that's front
- 27:49Speaker 1: page news now. When we come back, comedian Joe Koy
- 27:53Speaker 1: will be joining us. I love Joe Koy. Joe Koy.
- 27:55Speaker 1: I was a big, big, big fan of Chelsea lately
- 27:58Speaker 1: when it was on E and Chelsea has always had
- 28:00Speaker 1: like really dope panels full of dope people like Lonnie
- 28:02Speaker 1: Love came from Chelsea, Kevin Hartes to be on Chelsea
- 28:05Speaker 1: and Joe Coyle was a regular, and I just think
- 28:07Speaker 1: he's in a liarous individual. All right, So we'll kicking
- 28:09Speaker 1: with Joe Koy when we come back. Don't move. It's
- 28:11Speaker 1: to Breakfast Club co Morning. Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee,
- 28:16Speaker 1: Charlomagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got
- 28:18Speaker 1: a special guest in the build. I love you guys
- 28:25Speaker 1: so much, the best friends. And none of you guys
- 28:28Speaker 1: are following me. That's not true, love that I follow
- 28:31Speaker 1: you on Instagram. Liar, liar, you have lied to me
- 28:36Speaker 1: for the past ten years. Look a look at this, liar.
- 28:45Speaker 1: I follow you, but about us that I do too?
- 28:51Speaker 1: You don't you followed one hundred and seventy three people. No,
- 28:54Speaker 1: I was following you guys, and I followed you guys
- 28:55Speaker 1: because follow me. You are petty as hell, Joe. That's
- 29:00Speaker 1: how I don't care if he can look right now
- 29:05Speaker 1: and see if we just followed here, you guys are
- 29:07Speaker 1: doing this right now. I've been following you, true to me.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Why did you Why did you not know I was
- 29:14Speaker 1: following You followed John Stamos and you don't follow her
- 29:19Speaker 1: because he said he said, what's up? Joe? I saw
- 29:24Speaker 1: you the other day when you had to come into
- 29:25Speaker 1: America stuff on that Halloween. That was Halloween, man, I
- 29:29Speaker 1: hope it was Halloween around that was Tuesday. Well you
- 29:34Speaker 1: also have a movie, yeah, man, I got this indie movie. Man,
- 29:38Speaker 1: this is so crazy. It's called Wake. And then I
- 29:40Speaker 1: got another one called Anastasia that just came out, so
- 29:43Speaker 1: called Wake, like about waking up on like a funeral.
- 29:46Speaker 1: It's like funeral wake, Okay. Yeah, and I play like
- 29:49Speaker 1: a ghost, you know. Yeah, Yeah, it's cool. No, it's
- 29:54Speaker 1: not that. It's just it was more like it was
- 29:57Speaker 1: in her head. Yeah, I'm not like a real ghost.
- 29:59Speaker 1: It was just was playing it. It was in her
- 30:01Speaker 1: head and she just she kept seeing her ex you
- 30:04Speaker 1: know what I mean. And I was playing that. It's
- 30:05Speaker 1: pretty cool man. I loved it. Are you? Are you Trump?
- 30:08Speaker 1: Fatigued as a comedian. I think it's just man like,
- 30:12Speaker 1: you know, when when it comes to doing comedy, man,
- 30:15Speaker 1: it's different genres, you know what I mean. There's there's
- 30:17Speaker 1: there's people that talk about family. There's people that do puppets.
- 30:20Speaker 1: There's people that you know, talk about politics. I'm not
- 30:23Speaker 1: I don't care now. I want to talk about my
- 30:26Speaker 1: son masturbating like that's funny to me. He's been and
- 30:30Speaker 1: he thinks he's being slide and I'm like, bro, come on, man,
- 30:33Speaker 1: the head and shoulders is empty. You still have Dandroso
- 30:38Speaker 1: why are you acting like you didn't always? The lotion
- 30:42Speaker 1: started off a vast and lean guy. Do you bring
- 30:44Speaker 1: motion into the shower? No? If the bed? Like why
- 30:48Speaker 1: would you do that on the floor, like on my knees? See,
- 30:52Speaker 1: that's when you criminal, because like, why would you do that? Dude?
- 30:56Speaker 1: In the shower? Evidence is gone? Now you are to
- 30:59Speaker 1: do it in your bed and like hide the evidence,
- 31:01Speaker 1: throw it away on your knee? I was younger? Are
- 31:07Speaker 1: you bringing and off? I don't like to put off
- 31:11Speaker 1: in the shower because I was in jail. So when
- 31:12Speaker 1: you was in jail, you would see the semen in
- 31:13Speaker 1: the shower and I didn't. I would think you wouldn't
- 31:17Speaker 1: like your did you? You said gross to my son
- 31:20Speaker 1: for using shampoo, and you're talking about that you saw
- 31:22Speaker 1: semen in the showers jail and you have it still.
- 31:27Speaker 1: What are you looking like when he says that, yeah,
- 31:29Speaker 1: what do you do? What do you mean? What are
- 31:30Speaker 1: you kneeling more? I don't know when I was a kid.
- 31:33Speaker 1: You know my need to like you act like nobody's
- 31:36Speaker 1: ever done that, No one's ever done that. Stand up,
- 31:41Speaker 1: I've done that. Yeah, I've done that, Charlemagne. People have
- 31:45Speaker 1: tough walking more than someone doing it on their knees.
- 31:48Speaker 1: How's that of all? If you tough and walk to
- 31:51Speaker 1: the TV, if you never have, I got on my knees, went,
- 31:54Speaker 1: this is much better. This is so much better. If
- 31:57Speaker 1: you go standing up, you'll probably get in the legs
- 32:01Speaker 1: and you'll probably fall. So get on your knees. But
- 32:03Speaker 1: if carpet, get a towe, get some tissue or something
- 32:09Speaker 1: like that. I cannot be the only person that all
- 32:15Speaker 1: the fellas in the room where you have no one
- 32:18Speaker 1: has y'all all standing up or sitting down or laying down.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Who gets off the bed and kneels and the praise
- 32:28Speaker 1: to the protesting? So I get on my knees. That's all.
- 32:36Speaker 1: There's no way y'all standing up all the time. You say,
- 32:39Speaker 1: and then when you say it, you're you're so committed.
- 32:41Speaker 1: You just gotta start. Really, Charlolagne does that, he'll say something.
- 32:45Speaker 1: I better go on. I got a book to push. Yeah.
- 32:51Speaker 1: My next book is called you're off on the knees.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Who doesn't do that? I didn't know that. What's a
- 32:56Speaker 1: whole chapter? I can't be the only guy. Everybody tweet
- 32:59Speaker 1: me right now. Let me know, no one's gonna respond.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Only people that cup on their knees are the people
- 33:04Speaker 1: without the rest of their legs. I can't believe it's
- 33:07Speaker 1: starting the show. I didn't just ask. I don't know
- 33:12Speaker 1: that they ill to my son's shampoo. I grabbed bass
- 33:17Speaker 1: lead and kneel like, what like, that's better shower? Oh
- 33:22Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe you. I can't believe you.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Believe you guys, I was asking. I just knew, like
- 33:29Speaker 1: I just you can tell, like the long showers. He's
- 33:32Speaker 1: got a big thick head of hair, always dry. I'm like, Joe,
- 33:36Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, how old are you? Kids?
- 33:38Speaker 1: Got a sixteen and fourteen girl? Sixteen boy? Fourteen? Oh yeah,
- 33:41Speaker 1: he's off. I'm sure ask him if he's just call him,
- 33:47Speaker 1: test him, just text him. When you be your good dad.
- 33:50Speaker 1: But hey, look, Charlotte, an cup on his knees when
- 33:52Speaker 1: he was your age. Just the best you do it.
- 33:55Speaker 1: Do it when you're young and you can actually kneel
- 33:56Speaker 1: now and you older, you can't do that. No, so
- 33:58Speaker 1: you tried recently, my wife was pregny did last nine months? Yes,
- 34:03Speaker 1: I definitely have and it did not work. Your own
- 34:09Speaker 1: personal experience, do you remember getting quiet by Yeah my mom.
- 34:13Speaker 1: My mom caught me when she was doing laundry and
- 34:15Speaker 1: she separated the whites from the darks, and then the
- 34:17Speaker 1: sock was just not It looked like a hockey stick,
- 34:20Speaker 1: and you and we both just kind of froze, just
- 34:24Speaker 1: looked at each other and and she moved on. She
- 34:27Speaker 1: acted like she didn't know. But then, like the rest
- 34:29Speaker 1: of my life was like, yeah, make sure you put
- 34:31Speaker 1: your socks on your feet. You have a hard time
- 34:36Speaker 1: puddy socks on your All conversations are forbidden with your kid.
- 34:43Speaker 1: We was having that conversation this morning. Like you share
- 34:46Speaker 1: a lot of the intimate things that happened to you
- 34:48Speaker 1: when you were young with your child. I yeah, me
- 34:50Speaker 1: and my son, are our relationships so cool? And the
- 34:52Speaker 1: mom too? Man Like me and the mom. Are you
- 34:55Speaker 1: know we're divorced. We've been divorced for a long time.
- 35:04Speaker 1: I hear it in your tone. You guys would have
- 35:11Speaker 1: a great relationship. All we're the best of friends. Man,
- 35:14Speaker 1: we are though me and the MoMA, man and I
- 35:16Speaker 1: don't understand we are. She got a boyfriend that that
- 35:20Speaker 1: that lives at the house that I pay for it. Yo,
- 35:22Speaker 1: it's it's and it's dope. Though I love her now,
- 35:25Speaker 1: I wouldn't. No, yeah you would, man, Like I think
- 35:29Speaker 1: that's an old, old mentality that my mom and dad had.
- 35:32Speaker 1: And they don't. They don't talk anywhere. They still don't talk,
- 35:34Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And and look at me,
- 35:36Speaker 1: I'm still hurt by it, you know what I mean.
- 35:37Speaker 1: I still talk about that's stupid. I feel open the
- 35:40Speaker 1: door when you come down. Everything and Hu, Gino that's name,
- 35:43Speaker 1: that's a boyfriend, get a name. But the mom just
- 35:48Speaker 1: like them my god Joe, Yeah yeah, the mom and Gino. Man,
- 35:55Speaker 1: I love him, no, but it's just it's better this way,
- 35:58Speaker 1: man and I and and I moved her right next
- 36:01Speaker 1: to me, like my son walks right across the street. Wow. Yeah,
- 36:04Speaker 1: it's really cool. Man, Like we go to lunches together.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Like he tries to play us, you know what I mean,
- 36:09Speaker 1: Like like if he knows I'm gonna say no about
- 36:11Speaker 1: spending in the night on the school night, but he
- 36:13Speaker 1: knows his mom will say yes, so he'll call his mom.
- 36:16Speaker 1: But then I'm right there having breakfast with her. I'm like, hey,
- 36:18Speaker 1: my arm right here. Do you think your mom and
- 36:20Speaker 1: I are hanging out? Still have sex with the mom? No? No,
- 36:25Speaker 1: right across? Why do that? Yeah, we just hang out.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Gino there too. Gino doesn't go heyso just to let
- 36:36Speaker 1: him know, I'll pay for this house. No, No, Gino's
- 36:39Speaker 1: cool man. Yeah, man, he's he does all this that
- 36:42Speaker 1: I don't do that. My son loves like, he skates.
- 36:44Speaker 1: He's an ex pro skater. He he designs clothes. You
- 36:47Speaker 1: know what I mean. That's cool. You got a cool dad.
- 36:49Speaker 1: When I'm not around, he's he must be younger. Yeah,
- 36:52Speaker 1: he off on his knees. Man, he's that young. He's
- 36:55Speaker 1: got young knees. All right, We got more with Joe
- 36:59Speaker 1: koyble he come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club
- 37:01Speaker 1: the Morning bj Envy Angela Yee, Chalomagne the guy we
- 37:05Speaker 1: are the Breakfast Club were kicking it with Joe Coy
- 37:08Speaker 1: comedian Charlemagne. It always bugged me out on comedians hate
- 37:10Speaker 1: on other comedians, especially saying that I look at radio
- 37:13Speaker 1: the same way because the grind to actually be a
- 37:16Speaker 1: comedic superstar is so hard. Yeah, man, tell me about
- 37:20Speaker 1: not easy, dude, Charlomagne. Man, like that that Netflix special
- 37:25Speaker 1: that just came out. Um, they said no to me
- 37:27Speaker 1: so many times, you know what I mean. And I
- 37:29Speaker 1: remember we threw uh. I even offered to pay for
- 37:32Speaker 1: them to fly out to like San Francisco. I go,
- 37:34Speaker 1: I'll pay for everything, man, first class everything. Just come
- 37:36Speaker 1: see the some come see the act. And then they
- 37:39Speaker 1: finally just said, hey, we can't make it, and we're
- 37:41Speaker 1: already booked for our roster. We got enough comics for
- 37:45Speaker 1: the for the new specials next year, so we'll just
- 37:48Speaker 1: come see you some other time. And I could have
- 37:49Speaker 1: just sat there and cried about and complain and went
- 37:52Speaker 1: public and like, yo, that dude got a special, but
- 37:54Speaker 1: I didn't. Like I've been doing it for what twenty
- 37:56Speaker 1: eight years? If you're gonna give it to this cat
- 37:58Speaker 1: that just started, I could have done that. But then
- 38:00Speaker 1: I just took my money and I paid for that
- 38:02Speaker 1: thing myself. Man. I paid for all that man, that
- 38:04Speaker 1: logo behind me, the floor, the director, all that man,
- 38:08Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, angel, And then I'm trying to
- 38:10Speaker 1: tell jokes knowing that I've invested all my money and
- 38:14Speaker 1: then knowing that in my head while I'm trying to
- 38:16Speaker 1: be funny in my head, the only person I really
- 38:19Speaker 1: want to sell this to already said no to me,
- 38:21Speaker 1: like it's so it's such pressure, right, like I don't
- 38:25Speaker 1: even know where this special is gonna land. But the
- 38:27Speaker 1: one person I really wanted to go to said no.
- 38:29Speaker 1: So that was the pressure that I had. But I
- 38:31Speaker 1: did it, and I cut it up because I knew
- 38:33Speaker 1: it was going to be good, and then I handed
- 38:35Speaker 1: it to him and then they bought it from me,
- 38:36Speaker 1: no disrespect to Netflix, like I wasn't. I'm glad they
- 38:39Speaker 1: said no to mean, maybe I wouldn't have been as
- 38:41Speaker 1: hungry as I was on my performance because when I
- 38:44Speaker 1: was up there, man, I was starving. I was like,
- 38:45Speaker 1: I gotta get this bitch on and I got to
- 38:47Speaker 1: sell these jokes. Man, if you end up getting more
- 38:50Speaker 1: money than you would have asked for, if you would
- 38:52Speaker 1: have just took a deal right away, because now you've
- 38:53Speaker 1: done all the work and you're able to command more
- 38:56Speaker 1: or you got. I mean, the cool thing is they
- 38:59Speaker 1: paid me and then something for the special, so that
- 39:02Speaker 1: thank God, because my son was not going to college.
- 39:04Speaker 1: I mean he was. It was done. It was a
- 39:06Speaker 1: rap I took. I took everything out of my account, man,
- 39:09Speaker 1: and so they pay me back and then they gave
- 39:11Speaker 1: me enough to you know, buy something nice. And then
- 39:14Speaker 1: uh and just recently, um, they just signed me to
- 39:17Speaker 1: two more deals. So I got two more specials from Netflix.
- 39:20Speaker 1: God bless Netflix. And why is Netflix the end all
- 39:22Speaker 1: be all now though it's not the end all. It's
- 39:25Speaker 1: just like network's not king anymore, you know what I mean, Like,
- 39:28Speaker 1: look what you guys are doing. You guys are king
- 39:30Speaker 1: right now. Like everyone's want everyone wants to be on
- 39:32Speaker 1: this now. This is this is that generation now when
- 39:35Speaker 1: no one gives a about censorship and all that. We
- 39:38Speaker 1: don't want. We don't want to watch that anymore, like
- 39:40Speaker 1: no one And Netflix is that platform. Every kid has
- 39:43Speaker 1: a phone and Netflix is on every phone, you know
- 39:45Speaker 1: what I mean. And if you're not money in thirty seconds,
- 39:48Speaker 1: you're done right now. When it comes to your comedy,
- 39:50Speaker 1: we've been watching like a lot of people, say Pete Davidson,
- 39:53Speaker 1: for example, right, he'll talk about his relationship breaking up
- 39:55Speaker 1: Ariana Grande. She might be a little irritated about it.
- 39:58Speaker 1: But he's still gonna do it, did you I have
- 40:00Speaker 1: to have issues with your exa with your sam where
- 40:02Speaker 1: they're like, yo, can you not talk about that? No? No,
- 40:05Speaker 1: I was scared about this this special that's about that
- 40:07Speaker 1: I'm about to do. Um. There's one particular joke that
- 40:11Speaker 1: I'm I was nervous about doing it because I did
- 40:13Speaker 1: it in front of my son and because it is
- 40:16Speaker 1: about him. And I noticed that when we went backstage,
- 40:19Speaker 1: he just wasn't happy about the joke. And then uh
- 40:22Speaker 1: and then I realized, I go, oh, I get it
- 40:24Speaker 1: because it was only about him. And uh, so I
- 40:27Speaker 1: started making fun of myself and tagging myself with the
- 40:30Speaker 1: same situation that he was in. I don't I'm trying
- 40:33Speaker 1: to be like because I don't want to let it
- 40:35Speaker 1: out here because because I'm about to drop that so um.
- 40:38Speaker 1: But then when I started doing that, he appreciated it.
- 40:40Speaker 1: He was like, ah, I like it. And then he
- 40:42Speaker 1: even asked me, He goes, are you gonna do that joke?
- 40:43Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I'm definitely doing because then everybody
- 40:46Speaker 1: knows it's about him. At school, Oh, they loved to
- 40:48Speaker 1: make Oh he loves it. Man. Everyone at school was
- 40:53Speaker 1: my sweatshirts. They all know he gets away with murder.
- 40:56Speaker 1: He goes late to class. His teachers are like, Oh,
- 40:58Speaker 1: I love your dad. He's so funny. I wanted to
- 41:01Speaker 1: wonder if he really looks off ahead and shoulders though, yes,
- 41:03Speaker 1: he off I want to I hope that God he
- 41:05Speaker 1: doesn't cough on his knees. That will depress me. I
- 41:09Speaker 1: can't wait till he does. He really, yes, I can't
- 41:13Speaker 1: wait till he does. Somebody, why is this towel rolled
- 41:16Speaker 1: up on the floor? What have you up with? A
- 41:19Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick Jersey on? He just looks at me. Thanks,
- 41:25Speaker 1: breakfast club? All right? Is that how he ended in?
- 41:30Speaker 1: Why do you always do this? You have a comedy
- 41:32Speaker 1: album lie from Seattle? Yes? Yes on iTunes' yes? Is
- 41:36Speaker 1: it doing well? Yeah? Especially after now if you can
- 41:39Speaker 1: say you got it, can you just do it and
- 41:41Speaker 1: act like you got it? I got it? It's great man.
- 41:48Speaker 1: You know when I got your book, I got on
- 41:49Speaker 1: my knees and started masturbating all over the bucks. This
- 41:52Speaker 1: is awkward. See this way it goes too far. Hey,
- 41:55Speaker 1: I don't know what chapter eight through fifteen because they're
- 41:58Speaker 1: all stuck together. I really don't know anything about you.
- 42:03Speaker 1: The chapter seven I'll trying to end on a different note,
- 42:06Speaker 1: but you want it right back to my I'm gonna
- 42:09Speaker 1: play two books and see the guy. I'm gonna put
- 42:12Speaker 1: my knees on him. And that's what ship was really about. Actually, man,
- 42:16Speaker 1: what else you guys going on? Headlining two shows at
- 42:21Speaker 1: the New York Comedy Yeah, the Beacon Theater. Man. We
- 42:24Speaker 1: sold the first Beacon Theater completely out. We added a second.
- 42:28Speaker 1: There's only a few tickets left. And um, dude, I
- 42:31Speaker 1: can't believe I'm at the Beacon Theater. Man. This is great.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Happens when you bet on yourself. I love did you
- 42:37Speaker 1: watch him make? God? Damn it, God damn that hand
- 42:42Speaker 1: felt thick, so thick. It's the new Blood Brothers for
- 42:52Speaker 1: life for lunch. All right, well it is Joe Coy,
- 42:56Speaker 1: thank you for joining it. I love you. Are you
- 42:57Speaker 1: gonna come or what? Wow? Wow? Joe you are? I brought?
- 43:08Speaker 1: I brought something? Just where is it? Where is it?
- 43:10Speaker 1: Hold on? I want to bring that? Can they get
- 43:12Speaker 1: a hurry? He's right there. Get the jackets. The jackets.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Joe selling merch. So check this out this month. This
- 43:17Speaker 1: my jacket, right, that's nice. From the ghetto to the Ghetty.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Thank you, the Ghetti, Joe Sa Ghetti, the museum, the
- 43:23Speaker 1: art Museum. Oh got you, got in La man got you.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Thanks thanks for being on my jacket room. And that's
- 43:31Speaker 1: a nice jacket. What the Ghetti? And can if while
- 43:36Speaker 1: wearing this jacket and I go off all my knees
- 43:39Speaker 1: while wearing this jacket. You gotta take the five ye
- 43:42Speaker 1: it's Joe Core heavy. You gotta rock that. I got you.
- 43:44Speaker 1: It's the breakfast his knees. I love you guys, knees
- 43:47Speaker 1: wanting everybody. It's DJ mvy Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy.
- 43:51Speaker 1: We are the breakfast on my Twitter to be okay,
- 43:55Speaker 1: I'm not the only person I hit that masturbase on
- 43:57Speaker 1: maybees or hats historically. We're gonna talk about this next hour.
- 44:02Speaker 1: I'm you're in the bed with a young lady and
- 44:03Speaker 1: you're hitting it from the back. What are you on?
- 44:06Speaker 1: You ain't standing up in the bed. Yeah, but you're
- 44:08Speaker 1: not pleasuring yourself by yourself. You not masturbated. What does
- 44:10Speaker 1: it matter how you pleasure yourself? Why don't you sit down,
- 44:13Speaker 1: take a seat, laid down? Done that sometimes too. I'm
- 44:15Speaker 1: gonna talking about it, my young guy. I just never
- 44:17Speaker 1: would say I'm gonna get on my knees and masturbated.
- 44:19Speaker 1: That's just something that just never crossed my mind. That's
- 44:21Speaker 1: what I used to do often. You know. What's so funny.
- 44:22Speaker 1: I come and here to pray all every morning, and
- 44:24Speaker 1: I got in here to prey, and one of these
- 44:26Speaker 1: white devils in here gonna say I thought you was masturbated,
- 44:29Speaker 1: you know, And every day you do that, that's how
- 44:30Speaker 1: we look at you, like it's you masturbating over there.
- 44:32Speaker 1: We just just don't know. Now we know what it
- 44:34Speaker 1: really is exactly. Well, don't forget Thursday, November fifteenth, that's
- 44:37Speaker 1: next week. It's the breakfast Clubs Change for Change Radio
- 44:41Speaker 1: through it's powered by those beds. We'll be on this
- 44:43Speaker 1: radio from six eight am to twelve midnight. Yes, but
- 44:46Speaker 1: I need those beds at some point during that time,
- 44:48Speaker 1: and we're gonna need those dose beds. We're trying to
- 44:50Speaker 1: raise money for Project three seventy five. Right that I
- 44:53Speaker 1: was founded by NFL player Branded Marshall, who, after years
- 44:57Speaker 1: of struggling with mental illness, was diagnosed with the line
- 45:00Speaker 1: personality disorder in twenty eleven. So we need you guys
- 45:04Speaker 1: to help. This is a great cause. You can text change,
- 45:07Speaker 1: get the pen, get a pen get depend on what
- 45:08Speaker 1: you to write it down and put it in your phone.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Text change to five two one eight two Yes, and
- 45:14Speaker 1: our head to bc change for change dot com. But
- 45:16Speaker 1: it's very important to know we're not raising money, uh,
- 45:19Speaker 1: just for Brandon Markshall. Not Brandon has a project. He's
- 45:22Speaker 1: has a project three seventy five. And then mission is
- 45:25Speaker 1: to raise awareness of mental health and in the stigma
- 45:27Speaker 1: and raise funding for treatment of mental health. Correct. Yes,
- 45:30Speaker 1: so we're gonna be doing that next Thursday. Now. Last
- 45:33Speaker 1: year we raised over eight hundred thousand for Gathering of Justice.
- 45:37Speaker 1: So this ship we're trying to raise as much as
- 45:39Speaker 1: we can to you know, to put a light on it,
- 45:42Speaker 1: to help people that are having mentally problems, mental problems
- 45:45Speaker 1: and give them treatment. Yes, I just got extremely tired
- 45:49Speaker 1: thinking about that day. I thought about last year. I
- 45:55Speaker 1: was like day Yo. We was here all day six
- 45:57Speaker 1: am to midnight and then had to come right back
- 46:00Speaker 1: to do the shoulder next morning. But we do appreciate
- 46:02Speaker 1: everybody that contributed. If you contributed a dollar, if you
- 46:05Speaker 1: contribute five dollars, some people were like, you know what,
- 46:08Speaker 1: they really went above and beyond one hundred dollars. That's
- 46:11Speaker 1: what really made us go above and beyond because every
- 46:14Speaker 1: person that donated, whatever amount it was, that's what really
- 46:17Speaker 1: made a big difference. I got a lot of vacation days.
- 46:19Speaker 1: If I took that Friday off, then you have the
- 46:24Speaker 1: whole Thanksgiving off is the next week? Oh it is,
- 46:27Speaker 1: isn't it? Okay, well that might be an option. That
- 46:30Speaker 1: might be an option. Just taking this way, Yeah, just
- 46:33Speaker 1: coming late, you know, because I do that every day
- 46:37Speaker 1: light work, because you know, I'm you know. Anyway, Well, anyway,
- 46:39Speaker 1: we got rumors up next to what we're talking about
- 46:41Speaker 1: in the rumors. Yes, let's talk about our new baby.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Congratulations to this couple for having their first child together
- 46:48Speaker 1: as a couple. Okay, all right, we'll get to that next.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Keep a lot just to breakfast club. Good morning morning
- 46:53Speaker 1: everybody in stej Mvy, Angela, Guie, Charlomagne, the guy we
- 46:57Speaker 1: all the breakfast club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's
- 46:59Speaker 1: talking new baby. It's about Angela. Ye found the breakfast club.
- 47:11Speaker 1: But congratulations sit Duane Waiting, Gabrielle Union. They had their
- 47:16Speaker 1: first kids together. Of course, we know they do have
- 47:18Speaker 1: a blended family now now, he posted, we are sleepless
- 47:22Speaker 1: and delirious, but so excited to share that our miracle
- 47:25Speaker 1: baby arrived last night via surrogate. Welcome to the party,
- 47:28Speaker 1: sweet girl. So they've been trying to have a kid
- 47:29Speaker 1: for years. Gabrielle Union has been talking a lot about
- 47:32Speaker 1: having eight or nine miscarriages. She talked about it in
- 47:35Speaker 1: her book We're going to Need More Wine. She said,
- 47:37Speaker 1: for three years, my body has been a prisoner of
- 47:39Speaker 1: trying to get pregnant. So now they found a saragate
- 47:42Speaker 1: who carried the child for them, and they had their baby.
- 47:45Speaker 1: They already have three kids because of his kids from
- 47:47Speaker 1: his previous wife, but now this is their first child together.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Congratted him dropping a clues bond for the weights. You know,
- 47:53Speaker 1: when I seen the picture that they released, you said,
- 47:55Speaker 1: I thought she actually gave birth because she was in
- 47:57Speaker 1: She was all she looked like she just delivered the baby.
- 47:59Speaker 1: So I was like, I don't even know she was pregnant.
- 48:01Speaker 1: But then all right, she had to have the skin
- 48:04Speaker 1: to skin contact, so she was in the hospital making
- 48:06Speaker 1: sure the baby was on her bear skin. She posted
- 48:10Speaker 1: a lovely day. We are sleepless and delirious, but so
- 48:12Speaker 1: excited to share that our miracle baby arrived last night
- 48:15Speaker 1: via surrogate, and November seventh will forever be etched in
- 48:18Speaker 1: our hearts as the most loveliest of all the lovely days.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Welcome to the party, sweet girl. So congratulations to them all.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Right now, for all you Drake fans, there's gonna be
- 48:27Speaker 1: a follow up to Scorpion, and that's gonna happen pretty soon.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Here was Drake announcing that he's gonna start recording immediately
- 48:34Speaker 1: after his tour. I guess most people would go on
- 48:36Speaker 1: an equation or I don't know what they do after.
- 48:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, because I
- 48:42Speaker 1: keep having nights like this that remammy why I love
- 48:44Speaker 1: my job so much. I'll promise you that as soon
- 48:47Speaker 1: as this tour is over, maybe I'll take like a
- 48:49Speaker 1: little break. I would get White to work on a
- 48:52Speaker 1: new album so we could be right, all right. So
- 48:58Speaker 1: if you're a Drake fan, made we need another Drake
- 49:01Speaker 1: album already out a double album this year? Why not?
- 49:04Speaker 1: You know what? I think he's out of his deal
- 49:06Speaker 1: to his obligations. After that so really listen. The run
- 49:10Speaker 1: has been very extraordinary because usually when you have an
- 49:13Speaker 1: artist like Drake who's at the top of the game
- 49:15Speaker 1: to where he is and the way radio plays all
- 49:17Speaker 1: his records to death, people should have been tired of
- 49:20Speaker 1: Drake four or five years were not. That's what I'm saying.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Out of extraordinary all right now. Snoop Dogg, he was
- 49:26Speaker 1: going on a little tour and he took a trip
- 49:28Speaker 1: to the White House in DC and he smoked right
- 49:31Speaker 1: outside of the White House. He documented that in some
- 49:33Speaker 1: Instagram videos. He said, f the President in one of
- 49:36Speaker 1: the clips, and then he actually blazes up and then
- 49:38Speaker 1: he goes to watch Netflix afterward. And he also revealed
- 49:42Speaker 1: what he wants to happen as far as a biopic
- 49:45Speaker 1: on his life. Here's what he said, I'm thinking like
- 49:47Speaker 1: a Snoop dog biopic. Seventy sixty late sixties, when my
- 49:51Speaker 1: mother and father pops in Vietnam, seventies, when I was
- 49:55Speaker 1: born in seventy one, and the era, the hippie era,
- 49:58Speaker 1: growing up, eighties, football selling candy, oh cocaine, selling drugs,
- 50:03Speaker 1: gang banging, nineties. Rap started two thousand in conjunction with
- 50:09Speaker 1: Lee Daniels and Ryan Cooglo. Snoop can't do a movie.
- 50:13Speaker 1: Snoop needs like a Netflix or Hulu series. He needs
- 50:16Speaker 1: like thirteen one hour episodes to really really tell the store. Yeah,
- 50:22Speaker 1: I don't know if he could go through everything up
- 50:24Speaker 1: until now. Maybe it will be just a portion like
- 50:27Speaker 1: from his beginning stages, like he said, and maybe it
- 50:29Speaker 1: won't go all the way up until now. Maybe they'll
- 50:31Speaker 1: go just up to the end of death row to
- 50:33Speaker 1: watch that. He needs a Netflix series, man, he needs
- 50:35Speaker 1: thirteen one hour episodes a couple of seasons of those
- 50:38Speaker 1: to be able to tell the whole store. All right, Now,
- 50:40Speaker 1: good news for applies. Remember he got arrested when he
- 50:43Speaker 1: was going through the airport and they found a gun
- 50:45Speaker 1: in his bag. That's when he was begging him not
- 50:47Speaker 1: to take his hat off because he didn't have a headcat. Well,
- 50:49Speaker 1: that felony gun charge was dropped. He was facing that
- 50:52Speaker 1: charge for carrying a concealed firearm. But he did complete
- 50:55Speaker 1: a concealed weapons course and they also said he had
- 50:57Speaker 1: a valid permit for carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently he
- 51:00Speaker 1: grabbed the wrong bag by mistake. The gun was his
- 51:04Speaker 1: and you know he did have he went all the
- 51:06Speaker 1: way around. He didn't. He didn't catch a gun charge
- 51:08Speaker 1: and they didn't. They didn't take his hat off at
- 51:10Speaker 1: the airport, dropping include vunce applies. He won. Yes, so
- 51:15Speaker 1: congratulations to him for getting that charge dropped. All right,
- 51:18Speaker 1: I'm angela ye, and that is your rumor report. All right,
- 51:21Speaker 1: thank you, missie Charloike. Yes, who are you giving that
- 51:23Speaker 1: donkey to us? It's a guy out there named a
- 51:26Speaker 1: Meal rattle Band. I have no desire to be younger
- 51:31Speaker 1: this guy does. We'll talk about it four after the hour,
- 51:33Speaker 1: all right. We'll get into that when we come back.
- 51:35Speaker 1: Keeping locked us to Breakfast Club come morning. I was
- 51:39Speaker 1: born a donkey. It's the donkey of the death. Don't
- 51:48Speaker 1: get that's pretty Charlemagne Devil Breakfast Club. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
- 51:57Speaker 1: donkey of the day for Friday November knife goes to
- 52:00Speaker 1: a sixty nine year old man name a Mile rattle Band. Now,
- 52:03Speaker 1: in America and all throughout the world, people are choosing
- 52:06Speaker 1: their own adventures. Okay, in real life, not in books.
- 52:09Speaker 1: In real life. What I mean by that is people
- 52:11Speaker 1: nowadays can be whatever they feel like. It doesn't matter
- 52:13Speaker 1: what you are born ass doesn't matter what you are.
- 52:15Speaker 1: You can be whatever you identify as. Okay, you can
- 52:18Speaker 1: identify as whatever you want. Smooth. All the transgender isn't
- 52:21Speaker 1: transsexuals out there? Salute to all the trans racials. Good
- 52:24Speaker 1: morning Treasure, good morning Rachel does all. And now I
- 52:26Speaker 1: don't know what you call this yet. I do know
- 52:29Speaker 1: that many men get accused of not growing up, acting
- 52:32Speaker 1: like children. A bunch of grown ass little boys and
- 52:35Speaker 1: a male rattle band is not quite that. But he
- 52:38Speaker 1: is sixty nine years old physically, but emotionally, he says
- 52:43Speaker 1: he feels twenty years younger. I think we all say
- 52:46Speaker 1: stupid stuff like that. At times. You can be forty
- 52:49Speaker 1: and someone will say, oh, you know how you feel,
- 52:51Speaker 1: and you reply like, I feel like I'm twenty or
- 52:54Speaker 1: forty is the new thirty, thirty is the new twenty. Now,
- 52:57Speaker 1: I don't even remember what twenty feels like. Okay, if
- 52:59Speaker 1: you're forty and you feel great and you in great shape,
- 53:01Speaker 1: don't chalk that up to feeling like you twenty. Chalk
- 53:03Speaker 1: that up to being forty and knowing how to take
- 53:05Speaker 1: care of yourself. Age is great. Human beings put value
- 53:08Speaker 1: on everything that has age, except for ourselves. Aged wine
- 53:12Speaker 1: age kannak age, cheese, antique cars. We put value on
- 53:16Speaker 1: all these things, but when it comes to each other,
- 53:18Speaker 1: we act as if we are depreciating in value as
- 53:21Speaker 1: we get older. No that's not the case. But a
- 53:23Speaker 1: meal hasn't gotten the memos. See Amel has started a
- 53:26Speaker 1: battle to make himself legally twenty years younger on the
- 53:31Speaker 1: grounds that he is being discriminated against on a dating app.
- 53:36Speaker 1: He's comparing his bid to alter his age to ginger change.
- 53:40Speaker 1: I can't make this kind of stuff up people. Let's
- 53:43Speaker 1: hear from a meal rattle band himself. I feel I
- 53:45Speaker 1: suffer under my age because I'm much more younger than
- 53:49Speaker 1: my sixty eighth. So when I ask for a mortgage,
- 53:51Speaker 1: for example, they say it's impossible. If I go on
- 53:54Speaker 1: tender you know, then I got woman from sixty eighth
- 53:57Speaker 1: sixty nine when the woman there and when i'm will
- 54:01Speaker 1: tend you know. Then they say, okay, then you can
- 54:04Speaker 1: lie for your age. You say you're forty nine. I
- 54:06Speaker 1: don't want to lie. I want to be myself, so
- 54:08Speaker 1: don't force me to lie. But when I am really
- 54:11Speaker 1: forty nine again, I will have a baby again. I
- 54:14Speaker 1: will buy a new car again. I will paint my
- 54:16Speaker 1: house again. I going outside and I invest my money again,
- 54:19Speaker 1: because now I'm an old man. You know, I have
- 54:21Speaker 1: to save my money to give to my kids so
- 54:23Speaker 1: they can live. But if I have that age again,
- 54:26Speaker 1: I hope again, I'm new again. Now he's in court
- 54:29Speaker 1: right now for this, and I judge conceded that the
- 54:32Speaker 1: ability to change gender was a development in the law,
- 54:35Speaker 1: and he agrees with a Meal. A lot of years
- 54:37Speaker 1: we thought that was impossible. But he asked to applicant
- 54:40Speaker 1: how his parents would feel about twenty years of rattle
- 54:43Speaker 1: Band's life being wiped off the records. The judge said
- 54:45Speaker 1: to a Meal, for whom did your parents care? Who
- 54:48Speaker 1: was that little boy? Then a Meal replied to the judge,
- 54:51Speaker 1: my parents are dead, all right. He also said he
- 54:54Speaker 1: was willing to renounce his right to a pension to
- 54:56Speaker 1: ensure there were no unforeseen consequences of his age change.
- 55:00Speaker 1: At the end of a forty five minute court session,
- 55:02Speaker 1: Rattlebrand said, it is really a question of free will. Okay,
- 55:05Speaker 1: So what happens when a sixty nine year old man
- 55:08Speaker 1: says that his emotional age is sixteen and he starts
- 55:11Speaker 1: dating a real sixteen year old I mean if courts
- 55:13Speaker 1: start letting grown asks men legally change their age because
- 55:16Speaker 1: emotionally they feel like they are teenagers, can you really
- 55:19Speaker 1: lock this guy up legally you told him he was sixteen.
- 55:22Speaker 1: You know, they say you can't tell someone how they
- 55:24Speaker 1: feel on the inside, and that's true, but we also
- 55:26Speaker 1: know you can't turn back the hands of time. It's
- 55:28Speaker 1: a lot of things we are accepting of in this era,
- 55:30Speaker 1: but we're not about to make the trans age a thing.
- 55:33Speaker 1: All right, you're gonna have that, you know, you're gonna
- 55:35Speaker 1: have fifteen year old saying they feel eighteen and buying
- 55:37Speaker 1: cigarettes saying they feel twenty one in buying alcohol. What
- 55:41Speaker 1: about a ten year old who identifies as a sixteen
- 55:43Speaker 1: year old and wants to go get his driver's license. Look, guys,
- 55:46Speaker 1: aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person
- 55:49Speaker 1: you always should have been. You can't become who you
- 55:51Speaker 1: are if you are still trying to go backwards. And
- 55:53Speaker 1: one thing you learned you get older is that you
- 55:55Speaker 1: understand it's not about what you look like. Okay, it's
- 55:58Speaker 1: all about the person you've become. A meal, you're not
- 56:01Speaker 1: happy with who you have become. You don't like who
- 56:03Speaker 1: you are, because if you did, you wouldn't be trying
- 56:04Speaker 1: to be a forty nine year old man again. And furthermore,
- 56:07Speaker 1: if you're gonna play Make Believe, why go from older
- 56:10Speaker 1: to old? Okay, if you're gonna legally change your age,
- 56:13Speaker 1: at least jump back to your twenties, all right, But
- 56:15Speaker 1: you know you can't do that because you would look
- 56:16Speaker 1: like the oldest twenty something ever. Hell, even if you
- 56:19Speaker 1: get twenty years shaved off, you're gonna look like the
- 56:21Speaker 1: oldest forty nine year old ever. Did you see him
- 56:23Speaker 1: on Revolte TV. I was once told the great thing
- 56:26Speaker 1: about getting old is that you don't lose all the
- 56:28Speaker 1: other ages you've been. But guess what, you don't get
- 56:31Speaker 1: them back either. Please give a meal. Rattle brand, Rattle band,
- 56:35Speaker 1: the biggest he are. Yeah, this is equivalent to something
- 56:40Speaker 1: that happened when I was in college. I dated a
- 56:42Speaker 1: guy who was He told me he was twenty four.
- 56:45Speaker 1: He was really twenty seven. He said he was in
- 56:47Speaker 1: jail for three years, and those are the three years
- 56:49Speaker 1: it took from his life. He was reclaiming them. Can't
- 56:52Speaker 1: reclaim your time. You're not MAXI water as much? All right,
- 56:55Speaker 1: it's over like you're twenty seven, just like this guy
- 56:57Speaker 1: is sixty nine. Not you should not be able to
- 56:59Speaker 1: legally change the age to forty nine. That makes absolutely,
- 57:01Speaker 1: positively no sense whatsoever. All Right, I imagine an NBA
- 57:05Speaker 1: player being forty years old but didn't saying I want
- 57:08Speaker 1: to legally change my age to twenty, and then going
- 57:10Speaker 1: out there and saying teams are discriminating against him, when
- 57:12Speaker 1: the fact of the matter is just because you say
- 57:14Speaker 1: you're twenty doesn't mean that you have the body of
- 57:16Speaker 1: a twenty year old anymore and can play like your twenty.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Remember that one kid you gave Donka to Day, He
- 57:20Speaker 1: was really like twenty five, but he said he was
- 57:22Speaker 1: eighteen and went back and played on his high school team.
- 57:24Speaker 1: You get him donk in to Day for that too.
- 57:25Speaker 1: He played, He played like three years. He was scoring
- 57:27Speaker 1: like forty a game. Actually here playing in high school.
- 57:31Speaker 1: He's kids, he said he was younger. No, all right, well,
- 57:34Speaker 1: thank you for that Donkey. Today, now it's had some
- 57:37Speaker 1: great conversation. It's Fiday, so you know what that means,
- 57:40Speaker 1: freaking freaking freaky Friday. I hope this isn't gonna be
- 57:44Speaker 1: a conversation about Charlemagne on his knees again. Yes, this
- 57:47Speaker 1: is about Charlotmgagne on his knees, but this is about masturbate.
- 57:50Speaker 1: We don't know what else he does on his knees,
- 57:52Speaker 1: but this is about masturbating. Earlier today, comedian Joe Koy
- 57:56Speaker 1: came in and we found out that Charlemagne masturbates kind
- 57:59Speaker 1: of in a any situation. What are you kneeling for?
- 58:03Speaker 1: I don't know when I was a kid, you don't
- 58:05Speaker 1: neither like you act like nobody's ever done that. No
- 58:08Speaker 1: one's ever done that. Standard up, all right, so let's
- 58:12Speaker 1: open up the phone lines eight hundred five eight five
- 58:15Speaker 1: one on five, one night. Have you ever masturbated on
- 58:18Speaker 1: your knees? I mean, I'm sorry, I don't know why
- 58:22Speaker 1: y'all act like this is so abnormal. I mean, if
- 58:25Speaker 1: you're in the bed with the girl you're hitting from
- 58:26Speaker 1: the back of you on your knees, bro, Or if
- 58:28Speaker 1: there's a guy standing in front of you right and
- 58:30Speaker 1: you're he's standing there, you're on your knees. I don't
- 58:33Speaker 1: know anything about that. Why are ye? Yeah? So ye
- 58:36Speaker 1: don't make any sense? Ye. I'm asking because this is
- 58:39Speaker 1: a show, and I'm asking towards the show. I don't
- 58:41Speaker 1: want to be you know, sent to human resources or
- 58:44Speaker 1: hashtag anything. I'm just asking, have you ever masturbated on
- 58:47Speaker 1: your knees? That's inappropriate? See how you? Why are you
- 58:50Speaker 1: asking her? Because it's everybody just not just met or
- 58:53Speaker 1: you just asking the man? Is that what you're is
- 58:54Speaker 1: the one talking about this? This is a guy thing.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Everything don't gotta be for everybody, You know that, right,
- 58:59Speaker 1: y'all gonna have to stop, all right? I just ask
- 59:01Speaker 1: he for things to be gender specific at time. A
- 59:05Speaker 1: female out there that masturbated on her knees, do y'all
- 59:09Speaker 1: find that weird? Or she did? I find it weird
- 59:10Speaker 1: that you did? Okayden, So why don't we keep it specifically? Question?
- 59:14Speaker 1: Though I did not for women? Yeah, that would be
- 59:17Speaker 1: kind of weird. But eight hundred five eight five one
- 59:19Speaker 1: five one? Do you masturbate on your knees? Let me
- 59:23Speaker 1: see what this means? Uh like, google it masturbating on
- 59:27Speaker 1: your knees, masturbates on his knees? What does it say?
- 59:29Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Oh bro, we'll talk about it when
- 59:34Speaker 1: we come back, all right. Eight hundred and five eight
- 59:36Speaker 1: five one o five one do you masturbate on your knees.
- 59:38Speaker 1: Call us up now, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,
- 59:41Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club putting everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee,
- 59:48Speaker 1: Charlomagne the guy we are. The breakfast Club is Friday,
- 59:51Speaker 1: so you know what that means. It's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Now.
- 59:56Speaker 1: During our interview early with Joe Coy, we found out
- 59:58Speaker 1: that Charlomagne masturbates on on his knees. What are you
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: kneeling for? I don't know when I was a kid
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: like you, act like nobody's ever done that. No, I've
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: ever done that. Now you want to hear something interesting
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: that you know we were talking about. Is this a
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: weird thing? So I googled right, masturbating on knees and
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: guess what, It's a huge category for gay porn on
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: porn hub. Masturbating on knees gay makes sense. Okay, so
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: that's when I slip here, Be a good boy and
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: get on your knees before I tell your daddy. Say
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: that again. Be a good boy and get on your
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: knees before I tell your daddy. Emo boy on his
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: knees servicing big Oh, I can't say that BBC. I
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: don't think there's anything wrong with that. You know, when
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: I was a young, guys dropped to my knees and
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: mathura so so so it's weird when you're on your
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: knees in the bed hitting your girl from the back.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Now here's a puzzle toilet scene. No, but I'm not
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: by myself. It doesn't matter. What does it matter what
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: masturbation like? So that's like okay, laying on, laying on
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: your back, masturbating, that's bad to at least I'm chilling.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Oh this category, nobody chills on their knees. Why not
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: for the chills on the knees is catches on their knees.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: On the other than that, when you're praying, When you're praying,
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: do you think you're chilling? You know, I'm praying, all right,
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: I'm masturbating steps on on knees for stepfather. All right. Well,
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: either way then that even if it's gay or not,
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: it's still people off on their knees. It's not abnormal. Okay,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: y'all got a problem with gay people mathurbing on the caligory?
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Never did people do it regardless of what the sexuality is,
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: They do it, all right, Hello, who's this? You know
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: dra Dre? What's up? Man? What's going on? Man? You masturbated? Man?
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Why are you sounding? Man? What's going on with Charloa?
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: How y'all work with this guy? Man? Because I bring ratings,
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: because he tells the truth. And if he masturbates on
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: his knees, I do you know he masturbates on his knees?
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: You know? Angela just found out that it's heavy and
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: the gay punt world, So, I mean, you never know
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: why why do people think that's abnormal? Though? How can
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: you get into it on you need? Man? What do
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: you mean the same way you get into it on
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: your back? How do you do? Tell me how you
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: do it? I mean I'm either laying down, I'm in
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: the shower. I don't do that shower things. Shower was
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: just nasty. I was in jail and it was mad
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: seamen on the shower on your south flow when you
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: was in jail, Remember when they sat Rocky talking about
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: how he was getting into that fight and he was
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: slipping all over Seamen. That's how it is in jail
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: for real straightness to get in my head. But okay, Ryan,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: what's up? Ryan? Do you masturbate? On your knees, bro,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: I do. No, this is Charlomagne. No, it's not. That's
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: envy talking to you. This is Charlomagne. What's happening, sir?
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Talking to me? Do you masting me on your knees? Bro?
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I do? I do? And you know what I do?
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: I feel like you get the most freedom out of it,
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: and it cleaned up nice afterwards. You know. Yeah, you're
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: right there already close to the floor. You know what
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: I'm saying, like like the spunk don't got far to go.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: You put you put a pillow under your knees. You know. Wow.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: I never did all that. Wow. I mean at my age,
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: I would now though, I don't want to hurt yourself.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Man? Tell me, hey, what's up?
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: They tell me what's going on? Bro? None? Man, I've
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: been trying to get through do you guys for a while.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Let's see. Every morning they tell me, do you masturbate
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: on your knees? I don't, man, I think that's a
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: little weird. I'm sorry. Why is that weird? Though? I mean,
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: it's not like you're hitting the girl from the back.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: It's different. It's just on your knees. Masturbating. It's just
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: a little I don't see what's the difference. So, what's
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: the dif between laying on your back in masturbating? It's
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: not a girl on top of you. What's the difference?
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: What are you where? Where are you masturbating? Do on
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: your knees for it? What are you laying on your back?
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: Form masturbating? None of this makes any sense, y'all? Do
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: know that? Right? I mean, I guess you're you. You're
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: hitting the girl from the back of you, on your knees.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: You're laying on your back. That means the girls on
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: top of you. What's the difference. You're just masturbating on
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: your knees. I mean, I guess you're right. No, he's
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: not right. It's weird little talking, don't I don't see.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: I don't see what's weird about you? So so let
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: me see you know what you need, let me see,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: let me see. Let's get more phone called this time
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: to get on his knees. You gotta sign eight hundred
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: five eight five one on five one. Do you masturbate
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: on your knees? It's the weirdest thing ever. It's the
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life. But hey,
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: if he likes it, I love it. Call us up
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: now it's the Breakfast Clumble Morning the Morning. Everybody is
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlomagne the guy. We are the
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: breakfast club. Now if he just joined us, we're talking
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: masturbation now. Joe Koy was here earlier and we had
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: a conversation about masturbation. What are you kneeling more? I
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: don't know when I was a kid, you know, my
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: neither like you act like nobody's ever done that. No
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: one's ever done that. Standard up. See we found out
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: Charlomagne masturbates on his knees. We just I don't know
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: why you'll act like this is so weird. Furst of all.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: I'm not on though, Like it's not a Colin captain,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: So I'm not on one knee, you know what I'm saying, Masterbig,
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I'm on both knees like I'm hitting the girl from
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: the back now, and I masturbate. I don't do that.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: I mean, I don't do that anymore. I haven't masturbated
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: in a long time. Actually, Hello, who's this? What's going
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: on the phone? Hey, what's up? Do you masturbate on
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: your knees man, man, ME tell you is a much
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: more natural position and the spencer to what you would
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: actually be doing if you weren't doing it for yourself,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: unless you're thinking about the person being on top of you.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: I mean, come on, think about it. You've a missionary.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: Your needs is touching the good to get that push,
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's a very good point
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So all these people said, oh, I'll
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: sit down or stand or all this other stuff like
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: come on, man, often like you're sitting up in a
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: chair with somebody, right, I mean, you're at the strip
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: gard when you do. And that's a very good point
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: you bring ucause you can't masturbate missionary style. You know.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: If you can't, you can't, Like it's impossible. Why are
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: you masturbating missionary style? I never tried, Carlos, what's up?
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: They ain't Carlos. You masturbate on your knees man. I'm
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: not a masturbator, man, I have never masturbated in my life.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: I don't believe you're a liar. You're gonna call you
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: can't tell that lie. I'll promise you I have enough.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: I wouldn't even lie if I'll be on the spot,
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: I'll be thirty two. I mean i'd be thirty three
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: on Monday. Wrong with you? You got unattractive hands. No,
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: I'm not just a they're they're attractive man. So I
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: don't have that massibit. Just get it freely your hands
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: don't turn you on. No, hell, you ain't never wanted
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: to yourself. I'll call I'll get a female the color.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: All right, we don't believe you. Why are you calling it?
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: Why are you calling us? Hello? Who? Just topic is
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: about masturbation? You ain't a mass big Hey Shay, Hey, Shay,
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: good morning. We're talking about masturbation on your knees? Do
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: you do that? Okay, First and foremost, this isn't about me.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: It wasn't about an X. Then it's only because of
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: how y'all are trying to dog Charlotte Nane. So I
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: how to X back in high school? Who used to
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: hump the carpet? I actually caught him in my walking
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: closet humping my carpet on the floor. Okay, you compare
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: it to humping to you think this is helping Charlotte.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: I just took I just told y'all how weird mission.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: You can't masturbate the missionary. Look that looks crazy, okhead,
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: you can't like his masturbation was never using his hand.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: That was literally carpet on the floor. He was lading
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: how to do it that way. So everyone has their
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: own little way of doing things. Are you still with him?
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: She said, high school for not ax because because he
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: was a little weird. How did you get those stains
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: out of your walk in closet? Though? Oh? I had
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: to go buy one of those uh carpet cleaners, like
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: the one that you would rent some big hots. Actually
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: just went about one for wal Mart. I love, Thank you, Charlomagne.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Now be honest. Sounds like you never humped a pillow
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: or humped the rug. Definitely humped the pillow as a
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: kid who didn't have a pillow. You don't. I'm a pillow.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: You never no pillow? Man, Man, you're a weirdo. I'm
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: a pillow and you're around hump pillows. You didn't hump
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: a pillow as a kid. No, everybody humped a pillow.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Almost did you hump a pillow? Why got you hire up? Steve?
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Have you humped the pillow? Yes? Well, Steve red you're home.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: The pillow. Hump the pillow, A hump A pillow, Yeah,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: the pillow. Now I have not And y'all need to
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: free y'allself sexually free ourselves. Y'all need to be more
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: sexually liberated. Y'all don't know yourselves? You know what I mean? Charlomagne,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: what's the moll? The story? The moral of the story
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: is man masterbid. However you want a masterpead like? I
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: don't because I like if you try to masturbate the
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: missionary style, that looks crazy. It's only a few ways
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: for a man to really be comfortable in masturbate on
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: his knees, on his back, and I guess sitting on
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: there you the bed. I can't do the standing up thing.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: I got leaked a week legs. When you googled man
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: kneeling masturbating, what did you see? What came up? It
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: was a category on porn hub. Actually it has a
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: lot of videos on their gay It says free gay
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: masturbating on these porn VIDs. What was it? It was
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: a line that you read earlier, which one I don't know.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: You tell me, I'm not gonna repeat it. We got
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: we got a whole community in the Yeah, it's a lot.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: That's cool. Now we got roomors on the way. Whoa
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: what This guy is amazing. He masturbates in himself at
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: the same time on his knees. Yes, impossible, you know
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: it's impossible. Even the video. You know it's impossible. It's
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: just impossible. I don't even make no sense. You try out,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: How can you do something like that? Take your hand,
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: put it behind you and the other hand too. That
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: would be too distracted. He's tried it. We got rooms
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: on the way. Yes, let's talk about Michelle Obama. You know,
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: earlier we told you about the fortunate news for Gabrielle
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Union and Dwayne Wade and them having their first baby together. Well,
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Michelle Obama reveals in her own memoirs what happened with
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: her the first time she tried to conceive. All right,
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: we'll get into that when we come back. Keep a lot.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: This to Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. I
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: actually have something coming out later on to day with
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: ghost Face Killer and Jis. What is it you were
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: talking about? I forgot. Oh my goodness, let's get to
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: the rules. Let's talk Michelle Obama. Oh my gosh, she's
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: filling the tea. This is the rule of Report with
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, Michelle Obama's memoir
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: is coming out on Tuesday, Becoming, and one thing she
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: talked about this morning with Robin Roberts on Good Morning
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: America was the struggles that she went through when she
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: had a miscarriage. Here's what she had to say. I
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: felt lost and alone, and I feel I felt like
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: I failed because I didn't know how common miscarriages were.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: Because we don't talk about them, we sit in our
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: own pain, thinking that somehow we're broken. She reveals that
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: it was with the help of infertility treatments that Malia
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: and then Sasha were finally conceived. We had to do IBF.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: I think it's the worst thing that we do to
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: each other as women, not share the truth about our
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: bodies and how they work and how they don't work.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: I cannot believe I'm not how Michelle Obama's book yet.
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: I know that book is going on advanced copy. That's
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: how you know Michelle out here pop because they're not
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: even sending out advanced copies of her book. At least,
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: I don't go one. No, I get all the books
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see her at the Barclays two, which
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: I'm really excited about now. In addition to that, she
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: talked about actually going to marriage counseling because everything wasn't
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: always smoothed with Barack Obama. Marriage counseling for us was
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: one of those ways where we learned how to talk
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: out our differences. What I learned about myself was that
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: my happiness was up to me, and I started working
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: out more. I started asking for help, not just from him,
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: but from other people. I stopped feeling guilty. I know
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: too many young couples who struggle and think that somehow
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: since there's something wrong with them, and I want them
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: to know that Michelle and Barack Obama, who have a
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: phenomenal marriage and who love each other, we work on
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: our marriage and we get help with our marriage when
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: we need it. Damn right, people act like going to
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: marriage counseling. It means problems, No, it's maintenance, but like
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: therapyce me that whole process on. Barac Loves Michelle, the
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: reality series that they are going to have when they're
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: in counseling together is what I'm kidding a Chad Loves
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Michelle I'm about to be disgusted. I was like, no, now,
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: you don't have It's normal and people, But I don't
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: want to see Barack Michelle doing it. You don't mind.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: Chad loves Michelle, that's cool. I would love to see
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: Baraco Michelle what counsel. Absolutely yes, I love that fact that.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: I like the fact that that talking about it, you
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But I don't necessarily have to
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: see the accounts. I would love to see if they
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: will be open enough to see what they talk about.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Absolutely all right now, Matt Byrones has gotten sole legal
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: physical custody of his twins. He's been at war with
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: Gloria Govan for years about the restraining orders and all
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: kinds of things. He says that she is a physical
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: danger to him, and that restraining order was granted until
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: May of twenty twenty, but the judge doesn't believe that
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: she does pose a threat to the children, so she
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: can see her kids. But he is given sole legal
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: and physical custody of those twins. They're working out custody
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: arrangements for the holidays, which includes Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Year's Right now, listening to mat Bons dropping the clues
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: balls to him. That's a beautiful thing. Gloria Govan has
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: to get twenty six sessions of anger management and ten
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: parenting classes as well. So yes, all right, Oprah. Her
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: favorite things list. I don't know if you guys had
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: a chance to see that. Some of the picks that
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: she has on that list have been announced, so you know,
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: there's always a good list because it ranges from things
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: that are like inexpensive to really expensive things on the holidays.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: It's so close. Now go ahead because you know it's time. Okay,
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: the Apple AirPods. Do you guys have those AirPods? You
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: know the ones? I feel like those are so easy
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: to lose, the very easy to lose. They go right inside.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: I feel like I'm getting cants every time I put
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: them window. I'm not gonna lie, damn. All right. Um.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: She also has the Echo Spot, which harnesses the Amazon
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: Alexa onto a screen where you can see the weather
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: Wise videos. She has that on there. She has a
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: hey Alexa turned the Breakfast Club on. See if that worked?
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Probably on already somebody heard it, just so you know. Um,
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: certain other things like birds, bees, holiday family pajamas. That's
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: only ten dollars. I didn't know that, but I love
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: Birds to Bees products. I had no idea, but it's
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: a matching family pajamas and both blue and red, so
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: they said it would be some great photo ops for
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: the family. Black and Dector Hillix Performance Premium five speed
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: hand mixer. I don't own a hand mixer. A hand mixer, yeah,
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: so you can whip up all kinds of things of
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: the holidays, okay. Anyway, there's a whole list of a
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: bunch of different things. Of course that Oprah always does
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: every year. Her favorite thing, Your favorite things me pads
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: for Charlomagne, Chris, tell me nothing I want. You were
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: excited about the birds Bees pajamas. I mean I didn't,
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: and I was excited that bird beat. I was like,
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Birstbees got pajamas because you know they didn't knowing for
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: like lip pointment. We need to do our own list already.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna put those penis earrings in the netfork. Alright,
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Saint Laurent, all right, all right, I'm ansi la yee.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: And that's your rumor report. Thank you, miss ye Oh,
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: and listen. Today is the twenty fifth year anniversary of
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: the WU Tang album and tri co quests and tribal
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: called Question. Later on, I'll be on Network Live. It's
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: an app and Me and ghost Face and Jizzi will
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: be on there with their exclusive wallabies. They're releasing some
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: wallabies from the twenty fifth anniversary of the Wu Tang album.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Come Yes, we shot that a couple weeks to go
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: in La. All right, well shout to revote. We'll see
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: you tomorrow or we'll see you on Monday. And let's
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: don't have to mix with some tribe called quest queens.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: What it is, it's the twenty fifth anniversary. Let's go
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: the breakfast club your morn. Things will never be the same.
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- 1:15:05Speaker 1: with Albess Dumbledore. He's stopping the dark wizard Grindelwald's plans
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