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98. The Mummy (1999) · Notable Nostalgia

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  I love that so much. Love Okay, I love I got a curse
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  now, Oh that's wonderful. I'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff,
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  and I'm Ria. And this is notable nostalgia. What's up, nostalgia nerds.
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  I'm Ria. I'm guest hosting today, I guess, or not guest
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  hosting, just hosting, just regular hosting. I have, Yeah, I
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  have Andy and Jeff here with me. Greetings, and we are doing The
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  Mummy in June. We were gonna do it for Mummay, but you know,
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  life gets in the way. It happens. Yeah, so we're doing
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  it now. So what do y'all? How do you did you? How
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  many times have you watched this? I guess I would say so this is
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  probably the second or third time I ever watched it. Every time I think
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  about this movie, I think about the very first time I ever got high.
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  My uncles took me and gave to the movie theater and they hot boxed
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  the car and I was like in fourth or fifth grades. I didn't really
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  know what that meant at the time, but I remember being extremely thirsty,
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  like way too thirsty during the theater. And now that I'm an adult,
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  I'm like, horrible, horrible parents, are just horrible adults to have that
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  happen. And uh so every time I think of the Mummy, I think
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  of my very first time getting high and wanting to drink soda. Wait,
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  how old were you? Fourth grade? Maybe fifth? Oh that's too young,
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  way too fucking young. Yeah, And I don't know if they knew
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  like that hot boxing would get us high, but I'm assuming they did because
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  how old were they? One was like twenty three at the time, the
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  one was probably twenty eight or twenty nine on the day time. And then
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  my yeah, and then my cousin was there too, who was seventeen or
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  eighteen, and so gaber in the back with my cousin and they were just
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  passing the joint around and uh yeah, yeah, they should have known better.
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  Yeah. I think they've either did it on purpose or they didn't know.
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  But either way, it's still fucking shitty adulting, you know. But
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  yeah, I remember first time ever got high was at the movie. Yeah.
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  I don't endorse like kids smoking pot or anything like that, or second
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  hand pot. But with that said, I do endorse second hand pot smoking
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  because of the economy and like inflation and stuff like that, like best get
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  what you get, you know, Yeah, for sure, and it's probably
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  somehow better for the environment. Yeah, if you're not doing the light or
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  twice and so you can just do it once, you know. Do you
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  remember the movie? No, when I rewatched it for this, I forgot
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  about I would say ninety percent of the movie. And I had a blast
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  watching this tree. Yeah. I was gonna ask if it like tripped you
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  out being high, because some of the scenes are a little bit like especially
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  like the wall of sand thing, I would have been like, oh no,
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  this is too much. It could have been. But when you're like
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  when I when I was that age, like I was trying to be cool
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  and like being tough, you know, So did you know I probably like
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  at that age, I was like really negross things for some reason, and
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  I was like any spicy foods to try to be cool. So I don't
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  know, so I was probably just even more jazzed for this. Yeah,
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  Jeff, how about you? How any times? I don't even know how
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  many times? I feel like this was one of like a staple movie of
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  the nineties, like late nineties, early two thousands time, and I feel
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  like I watched over and over and over again. Because when this movie came
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  out on DVD or VH just one or the other. Uh, that was
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  back when we didn't have a fuck ton of movies to watch. So I'm
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  sure we were like, this is so cool because it's a good adventure movie
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  and it was pretty you know early on in that when they really were nailing
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  that CGI shit. Yeah so uh so, No, it was really good
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  and Brendan Fraser, oh yeah, yeah, very attractive, very cool,
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  charismatic, what a good like it was not a superhero, but just like
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  I don't know a word I'm looking for, just like a really great Hollywood
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  blockbuster lead role, like lead, it's great, wonderful. Yeah, Like
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  he wasn't my sexual awakening because that was in third grade with my student teacher
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  of the class because I would play stupid, so I would uh like stupid
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  or so I would have to stay in at recess and hang out with him.
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  Mister Smith was his name. He was only he was in college.
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  I was in third grade, so I was like, oh, maybe we
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  could work it out a few years. Yeah whatever, but uh yeah,
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  so but Brendan Fraser whole but in this movie, they don't under apatobots later,
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  but like they don't have a fear of getting shot or stabbed or anything
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  like. It just it's constantly really close, but they just are they get
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  over it really quick. Yeah, like at what point are you just like
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  you know, I'm out, I'm good. You know do you do you
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  think? Guys, I'm going to leave. I don't want this anymore,
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  Like I don't like to just sexual watch I do it. Everybody in this
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  movie is fucking hot, like the horse riding guy, the Mummy guy,
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  the Mummy's wife got girl, the rachel why's can we talk about her?
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  She's so hot? And then like even like yeah, the horse guy,
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  yeah, even like the bad Americans are all attractive, like yeah, everybody
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  in this movie we're serving, even horses. Yes, yeah, well they
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  weren't afraid of being shot because like there's no blood. This was like PG.
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  Thirteen, So they're all like the like the silly little will punch him
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  and all of a sudden he falls over and that's the end, like there's
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  no real death. It's all very cheesy, right yeah, all right,
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  great? Why why did you decide this movie? Was it just because how
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  great Mummy would have been? Or is this like hold some kind of like
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  specialness to you. I fucking love this movie, and then watching it and
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  taking notes, I'm like, there are so many plot holes, there's so
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  much like awful like misogyny and racism, and I'm just like, I don't
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  know why I like this movie. I guess because, yeah, just got
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  a lot of nostalgia for me. And I think that's what everybody when I've
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  told multiple people like, oh, you know, we're recording The Mummy and
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  everything, and every single person goes, oh, great movie. So I
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  think it's just one of the movies that when we were kids it was good,
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  and then people just remember it being good. And even with all like
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  the misogyny and the racism and the white savior complex, it was still a
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  really fun, great movie. I loved it. Yeah, yeah, certainly
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  some plot holes, but yeah, yeah, all right, should we do
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  it? Oh? Sorry, I was gonna say really quick. The other
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  day I saw at work somebody had a bumper sticker that said the honk if
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  you'd rather be watching the nineteen ninety nine cinematic masterpiece of the Mummy. Sorry,
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  And Brandon Fraser and Rachel White was like, no joke, that's a
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  bumper sticker. That's right, specifically, Yeah, yeah, it's so specific.
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  Oh oh, all right, so it's playing on Peacock right now.
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  I ended up renting it because Peacock kept cracking. If you like pause it
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  too much, learn that anyway. Okay, So we open on a terrible
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  cgi set of ancient Egypt, which is supposed to be Thebes, the City
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  of the Living. I do really love that they are like dogs barking.
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  I'm just like, oh, look at them, even back then. Love
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  dogs. We meet Pharaoh SETI the First and his high priest Immo tab Which,
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  who's played by Arnold Voslou And I wanted to just mention the ethnicity of
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  all of these people, because none of them belong in this movie. So
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  Arnold Vaslu is an Africaner from South Africa, so mostly Dutch. So Immotep
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  is the keeper of the Dead. He's in love with an Oxyena Moon,
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  who's played by Patricia Velasquez who's Venezuelan. An Oxyda Moon is Pharaoh's mistress and
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  no other man is allowed to touch her. They might want to be a
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  little bit more careful about not messing up body paint if they're gonna like because
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  if no man's allowed to touch her, and then he just like rubs her
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  and they're like, no, no restraint. So NOx in the Moon and
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  immatep stab and kill the pharaoh because he sees them. Emmotep escapes with his
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  priest a Oxuna Moon stabs herself, and Imotep steals her body and takes her
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  to Haminopdra where he's gonna resurrect her with the Book of the Dead, but
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  he's intercepted by Pharaoh's bodyguards before the ritual can be completed, and no Sunamun
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  soul had come back from the dead. Pharaoh's bodyguards had followed and stopped him
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  before the ritual could be completed, priests will condemned to be mummified a lot.
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  I was confused though, because you'd think like that the pharaoh would want
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  her to be resurrected and then he would still have her and then just kill
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  Emma. Yeah, I didn't think about that. Yeah, unless maybe he
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  was so mad at her that he wanted her dead still. But yeah,
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  that's a really if he loved her so much, Yeah, why wouldn't you
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  want her back? Well, I didn't think about that, but yeah,
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  yeah, he would be like an eligible bachelor at that point. That's true.
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  That's true. Yeah, growing up like anything, Egypt is like it
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  was super fascinating to me. It's one of them. It's so interesting.
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  I love it. And uh so anybody who's really into Egypt get Assassin's Creed
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  Odyssey. You can play in easy mode to where you can do the story,
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  but they have like a school mode to where you can just go and
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  check out all the pyramids, check out the towns, and they explained it
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  to you while you just walk around. Just that alone is worth it.
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  On the internet, you can see the pyramids. There's like within sight pizza
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  hut. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's it's like a
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  town, you know what I mean, Like it's like, yeah, it's
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  like it loves McDonald's and ship there, which is super weird when you think
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  about it. But yeah, So Imite's priests are mummified alive and Immteb is
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  condemned to the harm dye. So they cut out his tongue, wrap his
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  body and then put scarves in the sarcophagus. He was condemned to endure the
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  home dye, the worst of all ancient urses one so horrible it had never
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  before in the stone. It was to remain sealed inside his sarcophagus, the
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  undead for all the eternity. The Magi would never allow him to be released,
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  for he would the eyes of walking disease, a plague upon mankind,
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  an unholy flesh eater with the strength of the ages, power over the sands,
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  and the glory of invincibility. I was like, well, that sounds
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  like a gift, Like to me, that doesn't sound like a punishment.
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  Yeah, I wrote that of my notes on Like, so what was his
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  punishment? Eternal life where he could just bring his wife back to yeah,
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  like or his girlfriend. I don't know what were they trying? They should
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  just stab him? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, was real confused. So
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  we fast forward to nineteen twenty three and there's a fight between the French and
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  the British and then the Egyptians over Hamanatra while the Magi led by Artith.
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  He's the hot horse guy played by Oded Fair whose Israeli he looks on.
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  We meet O'Connell, played of course by Brendan Fraser, and Benny played by
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  Kevin J. O'Connor, who is quickly characterized as a coward. You just
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  got promoted. If you're with me on this one, right, your strength
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  gives me strength. Wait, by, they don't really ever explain what war
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  conflict. This is not sure why war it is happening. But O'Connell has
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  chased the statue of Anubis, I believe, where the pursuers are struck by
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  fear and flea and the statue whispers you die. All right, do we
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  feel like this is a good setup? Yeah? No, I'm one hundred
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  percent interested because you know that them tep and all that stuff is gonna come
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  back later. So like, okay, I'm already kind of interested in this
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  little bit of information. I'm excited to see what Brandon. Right when Brandon
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  Fraser pops on screen too, you're just like, oh, that's a fucking
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  star right there, you know. So yeah, and I can't wait to
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  see these two stories like intertwined. When I walk on sand, it's a
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  struggle. These guys are like running on sand. Yeah, yeah, no,
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  that's I wonder if like sand in Egypt is different than sand at the
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  beach. That might be a really dumb question. I don't know. Maybe,
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  well, sand from the beach comes from the ocean. Right, like
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  is that why it's created? You know, I know a lot about some
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  stuff I know very little about. I don't have to and sand is one
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  of the things I know very little about. Sand is small? How deep
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  does it go? So it's not sand anymore? That's another question. Yeah.
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  No, I thought it's a good, good start. That guy who
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  the hot horse guy, super good narrator. I think, like fucking sexy.
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  Yeah. And the but the body pink thing that I can't get past
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  because like what if you have to itch yourself? Ooh true? Yeah,
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  I guess you didn't even say like, oh no, sorry, just my
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  arm is itchy, or I ran in like you know, I put like
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  I ran into the door fucking or something, and that would I'm trying to
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  say anything. Then that would have like ruined the movie. That's true,
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  because then he would have been like, Okay, I'm gonna go grab a
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  beer. Yeah. Actually, and I do know this that back in the
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  day, they drank beer more often than the water because you could keep it
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  sterile longer, So even kids would drink beer in Egypt. Oh geez,
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  So you're that's a very accurate thing, that to go drink some beer and
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  go watch Mad About You because that was still on. I think that you
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  watch Bad About You. My mom did, so I watched a few episodes
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  and Helen Hunt is not is not a comedic genius. Yeah, I don't
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  know. Was it supposed to be a comedy. Yeah, I can't remember.
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  I know, right, that's that's not good. Okay, But but
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  that's that's where I'm at with The Mummy You Okay. But when I did
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  see Brandon Fraser, like once Benny runs off, I was like, oh,
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  thank god, we have another White Savior movie, just because I was
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  trying to we don't have enough, you know, I was just thinking,
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  like the ones that we do have, I don't know, Hardball, The
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  blind Side, The Soloist, Avatar, Radio, Grand Tarino, The Great
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  Wall, Dangerous Minds, The Help, Finding Forrester, or The Last Samurai
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  Dances with Wolves of Principal. But we need more. And that was just
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  to name a few. We need as many as we can possibly get.
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  But uh, I still fucking love this movie. I don't care there's too
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  many White Saver movies. Well that's what like. Later on, I'm like,
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  it's weird that we kind of think that the Americans are bad because they're
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  just doing it for money. But then, like Brendan Fraser, even though
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  they're doing it for like educational purposes, it's still bad like how they're doing
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  it. So it's like, it's weird that they have two antagonists in a
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  way, but you root for one of them. No, it's weird.
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  Yeah. I think people like who spent that much time and energy building those
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  pyramids and tombs and all that intricate stuff, they probably don't want people like
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  excavating it, right, like thousands of years from now, Like when I
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  die, if I go in the ground, I don't know if I really
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  want people digging me up later. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well
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  then two for a while they were like, uh, grounding egypt Is down
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  to snort him because they thought would like give you special powers and stuff.
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  So that's weird. Oh maybe that's where I heard it too. Yeah,
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  great able nostalgia where you can leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts
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  or Spotify. Yeah. Okay, So now we're at Cairo at the Museum
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  of Antiquities. EV, who's played by Rachel Weiss, who's Hungarian, Jewish
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  and Italian, is cataloging books and causes the destruction of the entire library,
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  whose supervisor threatens to fire her, but renegs because nepotism frogs focus anything but
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  you Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy. I'm so very
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  sorry. It was an accident, my girl. When Ramsey has destroyed Syria,
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  that was an accident. You are a catastrophe. Look at my library.
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  Why do I put up with you? Well, You've put up with
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  me because because I can. I can read and write ancient Egyptian, and
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  I can I can decipher hieroglyphics and her attic, And well, I am
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  the only person within a thousand miles who knows how to properly code and catalog
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  this library. That's why I put up with you. Because your father and
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  mother were our finest patrons. That's why I'll rest their souls. He orders
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  her to clean up the mess. She hears a noise and goes to investigate.
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  Her brother. Jonathan played by John Hannah, who's Scottish, pulls a
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  prank on her with a mummy. It's weird. She explains that Bembridge,
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  Yeah, has rejected her application again, which is a school. I think
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  he has a surprise for her. It's like a box key apparatus thing that
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  has a map to Homonatra in it. She and Jonathan attempt to convince the
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  professor that they should set out to find it. The professor seemingly accidentally lights
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  it on fire and destroys the part with the lost city, and Jonathan takes
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  ev to the prison where O'Connell, whom he stole the box from, is
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  being held to see if they can help if he can help them locate Homanatra.
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  He's dragged away to be hanged, and this is just a weird scene.
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  Evie Barti barters with the warden who's played by Omi Jalali who's Iranian,
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  who refuses to let him go. So we just like literally have a scene
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  of a man like being strangled to death of just like hanging. It's weird.
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  So he's hanging, he doesn't die, They argue. While he's being
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  strangled to death. The warden makes a deal that with Evi that he'll get
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  twenty five percent of the spoils from Hominoptra. He know's an ocasion to Hamonoptra.
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  You lie, I would never are you telling me this? Philm godless
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  sort of a pig. Girl knows what to find the City of the Dirt.
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  Yes, truly, yes, and if you came him down, we
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  will give you thirty twenty five deal. Any thoughts on Evie's character. I
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  love it. I love the wacky librarian character. It's like a trope that's
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  been used a lot, like, oh wow, she's really good looking,
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  but she's really nerdy about something. But I love it. I think she
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  killed it. I love her boss because like every reference he made was somehow
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  he'd like in Egyptian culture or just something with history. I'm like, like,
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  like we were talking about the nine to two in an episode with the
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  hit Man, Like if that's your job, that's fine, but you have
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  to do something else. And this guy only cares about Egypt and all this
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  shit. It's like you're clumsier than raw or whatever. I know. But
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  when Brendan Fraser was hung on this, that's where a lot of the issues
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  started with him. He almost died. I was listened to him when he
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  was on the Dana Carvey, David Cross, David Spade podcast. He talks
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  about how he was there too long, it wasn't right, and yeah,
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  he almost died. He got choked out. Oh, Jana Carvey and David
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  Spade. They have a podcast. It's pretty good. It's called Fly on
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  the Wall, And if you listen to Ben Stiller episode, at the end,
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  they go, oh, we have a question from Andrew Lipsy. Ah,
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  so basically I'm featured on that too. Oh my god, Yeah,
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  I need to listen to that. Yeah, I I didn't see if I
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  understand this. So she creates a fuckstorm of a mess in that library and
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  messes up everything, and then goes to her boss and is like, will
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  you finance this wild expedition for me? Like, like, even though like
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  he's the boss, is a little suspicious. She that's if I fucked up
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  at work, I wouldn't be like, Oh, by the way, can
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  I have a week? Yeah? That's like you don't even think you have
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  any rights yet. Yeah, that's a great boss though, Like he's great
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  for his role. That that dude's face is exactly what I would picture.
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  It's like, if I was reading the Screenplight'd be like, Oh, get
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  that guy from a Big Daddy or whatever. He's from Big Daddy. Maybe
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  is that Adam? When you haven't bragged about being on Data Carvey show,
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  No, I think I did say something about it they didn't have like me
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  on a feature. It's not like I was like, hey, first we
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  have Bet Stiller, then we have this guy and like no, but like
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  if I see a like today, my big thing was a ferret with a
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  hat on that. I would rather say that than listen to me. I'm
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  not I mean that other than my question. You know, but what was
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  your question? What's the very first concert you guys ever went to and what's
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  the one concert you wish you could see? Oh okay, that's a good
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  question. Either the answer seprick. No, I was hoping, but neither
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  one. Yeah. I like Mike Myers. Okay, he's not one of
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  those two, know I thought, Uh no, I Rachel looks from like
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  she's from the twenties. Yeah for sure. Yeah, she looks like she's
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  in a time that she's a time machine. Yeah, so this might be
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  right around when I pause the movie for something, I can't maybe write a
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  note or something. And I looked down and I was like, thirty minutes
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  went by, It felt like maybe seven. Like I am so entertained and
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  I'm so into this movie that it's great. It's just it was fast,
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  like it's wonderful, It's like, this is a really good fucking movie.
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  I'm really excited. So yeah, all right, So we head out to
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  Hamanoptra with the Majai on their tail. On the ship is the warden,
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  a band of Americans Benny, doctor Chamberlain, and an Egyptologist Evian Jonathan and
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  O'Connell. O'Connell interrupts Evie while she's reading. She's searching for the Book of
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  aman Rah, and O'Connell stumbles on Benny, who explains that he's leading the
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  Americans to Haminapdra for money. You never believed in Hamanoptro. Come, why
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  are you going beg this is the other girl? She said, my neck,
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  you always did have more bowls and brains. O'Connell casually throws him overboard
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  to kill him and notices wet footprints on the deck and we cut the EV's
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  quarters. She can't focus on her reading because, oh my god, she
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  keeps thinking about the kiss with O'Connell when he was in prison, which was
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  like an awful kiss by the way, I was like, I would not
• 23:36
  be like thinking about that, well, would you say, like, if
• 23:40
  it's a bad kiss with something who's really attractive, that does that like Teeter
• 23:45
  the scale, Brendon fred is pretty good looking. Yeah, I don't know.
• 23:51
  I don't know if it's a really bad kiss. I'm just like,
• 23:52
  it doesn't matter how hot you are. I don't want to kiss you again
• 23:57
  if you suck. So she's interrupted by you that sounded so dirty I was
• 24:03
  looking at She's interrupted by one of the Magi who's searching for the map and
• 24:11
  key. O'Connell saves Evy, but the Magi are able to take the key.
• 24:15
  A shootout in the boat between the Majai and the passengers happens. The
• 24:19
  Americans are shown as having this Wild West shootout, and Jonathan remarks Americans but
• 24:25
  is saved by their shots, which I think is funny because then he's like,
• 24:29
  yeah, Americans. Apparently they're all very close to shore, because everyone
• 24:33
  escapes to shore, Like are they on the nile? I'm really confused,
• 24:37
  And all I can think of when I'm watching this is like all the horses
• 24:41
  and camels that died. It was really yeah, and then we have some
• 24:45
  casual racism. One of the Americans says that this is a messed up country.
• 24:51
  O'Connell and the team having lost all their belongings and animals visit a local
• 24:56
  town to trade and Evie gets a glow up. They out to the desert
• 25:00
  on some adorable camels. Jonathan makes a racist remark, I think that should
• 25:06
  be a drinking game. By the way, like anytime anyone makes some racist
• 25:11
  makes a micro or macroaggression, you drink. Yeah. The majia watching and
• 25:15
  remark on O'Connell's fortitude. Benny and O'Connell's teams reach the site where they will
• 25:21
  be shown the way to Hamanopscha. They have a five hundred dollars bet on
• 25:25
  who will reach the city first, and of course even O'Connell gets there first.
• 25:30
  How are we doing, patience, my good veracu patience, remember our
• 25:33
  bet O'Connell first one to the city five hundred cash bucks, one hundred of
• 25:38
  them bucks as years if you help us win that bet, Oh, my
• 25:41
  pleasure. Hey O'Connell, nice camel. Both teams set up camp. O'Connell's
• 25:48
  team decided to enter the city under Anubis, where allegedly the Book of amen
• 25:52
  ra is. Doctor Chamberlain from a farm makes a misogynistic comment about the camp
• 25:57
  being led with women led by women and what a woman know. As they
• 26:03
  descend into the cave, the warden remarks about hating bugs, but you know,
• 26:07
  we'll come back into play later. They find the legs of Anubis and
• 26:12
  begin looking for the secret compartment. When they run into the other team and
• 26:17
  a showdown occurs. Ev spots like this thing underground, and she's like,
• 26:23
  well, let's just leave them. It's fine, It's fine. So the
• 26:30
  warden finds the blue golden scarves and takes them. Cut to Chamberlain and the
• 26:34
  Americans opening a compartment on Anubis. The Americans are prepared to open it,
• 26:38
  but Chamberlain warns the diggers to warns that the digger should open it. So
• 26:44
  like he's like, eh, they're expendable. So they do, and they're
• 26:48
  quickly dispatched by acidic salt, which I was like, I didn't know that
• 26:55
  was the thing. I still don't know if that's a thing. Another quick
• 26:59
  cut to Ev and O'Connell underneath the statue. They plan to wait until the
• 27:03
  Americans are asleep to dig up through the floor and get the book. While
• 27:07
  they wait, Jonathan is playing golf. I think uh. He swings his
• 27:14
  club and hits some trap release and a sarcophagus falls from overhead. Let me
• 27:18
  get this straight. They ripped out your guts and they stuffed them in jars,
• 27:22
  and then they take out your heart as well. Oh and you know
• 27:25
  how they took out your brains either. I don't think we need to know
• 27:26
  this. They take a shot red hot poker, stick it up your nose,
• 27:30
  scramble things about of it, and then rip it all out through your
• 27:33
  nostrils. That's hurt. It's cool mummification. You'll be dead when they do
• 27:37
  this. For the record, If I don't make it out of here,
• 27:40
  don't put me down for mummification. Light Why, oh my god, it's
• 27:52
  a it's sarcophagus. Cut back to the warden. One of the scarbs falls
• 27:59
  on the sand and then comes alive, quickly burrowing into his skin. Cut
• 28:03
  back to Evie. The inscription on the sarcophagus reads the one who shall not
• 28:07
  be named, which, of course, then they're gonna read it out loud.
• 28:12
  They need a key to open it, and today they happen to have
• 28:15
  one. They lay it on the sarcophagus, but do not turn it.
• 28:18
  When they are interrupted by the warden, Jonathan grabs the key from the sarcophagus,
• 28:22
  and they follow the warden out to watch him cartoonishly hit his head and
• 28:26
  die. I was just like, wow, that is some cheese. It
• 28:30
  was great. As they sit around the fire that night, the Magi attack
• 28:33
  in an attempt to scare everyone off. Because this is a PG thirteen movie,
• 28:38
  we get no blood. The Magi tell the encampment that they have one
• 28:42
  day to leave or die. Evie gets drunk and explains that her mother is
• 28:48
  Egyptian, which is hardly believable. What are you doing here? Ooh?
• 28:56
  So I may not be an explorer or an adventurer, or a treasure sec
• 29:03
  or a gun fighter, mister O'Connell, but I am proud of what I
• 29:11
  am and what is that I have? My librarian, we find it find
• 29:22
  out O'Connell's name is Rick. The next morning, the American crew finds Immtep's
• 29:27
  organ chest, which has a curse on it, but being Americans, they
• 29:33
  open it anyway, and Jonathan finally opened immtep sarcophagus and finds him to be
• 29:40
  a bit juicy. The Americans find the Book of the Dead, and while
• 29:45
  everyone asleep is asleep, Evie steals the Book of the Dead and reads it
• 29:48
  aloud, waking imp Now they're fucked, and I was wondering, how is
• 29:53
  this movie only halfway over? Like I feel like a lot happened, and
• 29:59
  the way they cut it to like it's going pretty quick. So even though
• 30:02
  like a lot's going on, it's still super entertaining. And I don't feel
• 30:04
  like they're force feeding any information because like, I'll just go back to a
• 30:08
  Lord of the Rings. I watched all three movies twice. I fucking don't
• 30:11
  know who anybody is. I don't know what they're I know they were trying
• 30:15
  to get a ring. I know that. I don't know why. I
• 30:15
  don't know what the better, I don't know. I have no idea,
• 30:18
  but this I knew I could. I could easily follow this movie. Yeah.
• 30:22
  When those when they when like the main characters and the horse guys come
• 30:26
  and they fight and they go, okay, you have one day. You
• 30:30
  just killed like twenty of our guys, but like they don't give a fuck.
• 30:33
  They're like, a, whatever, you just killed a bunch of my
• 30:34
  friends, like and then they I don't know, it's weird. Yeah,
• 30:38
  I just don't understand Jonathan, he's the comic relief. Yeah, but he
• 30:42
  really shouldn't be there because he's only there to like cause make things a lot
• 30:48
  more difficult. Yeah. Yeah, but I guess he's like the wild card
• 30:52
  and like if he's there to like kind of look after his sister because she's
• 30:55
  going with like people that she doesn't know to the desert. But like,
• 31:00
  I'm not a murderer, but if I I would, I would murder drama
• 31:03
  than if I was a murderer. Yeah, Like he'd be easy to murder.
• 31:07
  I feel, yeah, for sure, all of them. And then
• 31:10
  I always think watching these movies and like scary movies, I'm like, okay,
• 31:12
  would I survive? But like when are they pooping or peeing in this
• 31:18
  movie? Like that's what I want to know. I know that would that
• 31:19
  would take away from the movie, like all the ship's going down and all
• 31:25
  of a sudden, like EV's over there, like's like diarrhea. Well,
• 31:27
  I'm like, like, here's the tip. If you ever have to pee
• 31:30
  on the beach, you just you just lay down on your stomach, right,
• 31:34
  and then you just dig a little hole and then you just be in
• 31:38
  the hole and then when you get up, you just kick the sand over
• 31:41
  it. I think, but you have to lay down flat, you have
• 31:44
  to dig a hole, put your wiener in it, and then pee in
• 31:47
  it. See, And then if you're just flat, nobody would even know
• 31:49
  what you're doing. I would know that's just have you done that? No,
• 31:56
  I heard it on a podcast. And then I do like when Brena
• 32:00
  Fraser is on the boat just cleaning his guns. What a weird time to
• 32:04
  clean your guns and place to do it, Like I would just what if
• 32:07
  you shot one by accident? You know? Yeah, he pointed directly at
• 32:10
  Evy and that's just like, uh, what are you doing? Where are
• 32:15
  these very dangerous? Yeah? I agree with Ria like about the animals that
• 32:20
  die in this movie, like that's so sad and it's so gross too.
• 32:23
  Well, in nineteen ninety six, that's when Braveheart was being made, and
• 32:27
  they use a mechanical dinosaur or their horses were harmed during the making of that
• 32:34
  one, so I would assume by nineteen ninety nine they probably had some.
• 32:37
  I don't know. I have no idea some may have got hurt, but
• 32:39
  I feel like maybe I don't know if any actually died in I don't know.
• 32:44
  What seems to be happening is this is the kind of sidebar is animals
• 32:47
  are not used as often. They're kind of getting retired from movies, but
• 32:52
  they're still a live so they're getting sold to like millionaires or like rich fucks.
• 32:54
  But then the rich fucks are like renting them out for like parties and
• 32:59
  whatever. They're almost game is treated more in retirement quote unquote than when they
• 33:02
  were acting against their right. But I think that with the I know back
• 33:07
  then they couldn't do it, but now they shouldn't use horses or camels or
• 33:10
  they should use cgi that shit, right, I think they do should be
• 33:15
  legal to own a horse in general. Where do they go, Well,
• 33:21
  I don't know. I don't know where they live. And that's how I
• 33:27
  feel about with Ai. And this is I'm so sorry, Riya. This
• 33:30
  is my AI rant really quick with Ai that we should get rid of using
• 33:35
  real animals and movies. And I think that we should get rid of using
• 33:37
  kids in movies, sure, because I don't think that there's so many like
• 33:42
  what kid is like. I'm sure they think it's fun, but it's like
• 33:45
  a lot of work their parents are using like using them for profit for the
• 33:50
  probably ninety percent or just awful parents. And then you remember this is not
• 33:53
  supposed to be a joke. Okay, but you remember that movie that came
• 33:55
  out last year that was like a Q and on E child trafficking movie about
• 34:01
  child Do you remember that? It was like Songs of the Freedom or something
• 34:06
  like that. Anyway, it was like super white, right wing movie about
• 34:08
  child sex trafficking, which is super hard conversation. But I just got me
• 34:13
  thinking, like, there's kids in that movie that are playing They can cut
• 34:17
  this out, but are are playing traffic children? What's the audition process?
• 34:22
  Sure, like that's fucked up. Use ai children or don't use child don't
• 34:27
  make movies with children in right? But one, two, three, four?
• 34:30
  Yeah? A podcast? What's a cold bag? Podcasts? In a
• 34:37
  podcast? It's a cold bad Camels can run up to forty miles per hours.
• 34:44
  Did you know? Camels are known to live up to fifty years five
• 34:46
  zero camels blew my mind, can live without water for over six months.
• 34:53
  And check this one out. The most expensive camel was sold for fifty three
• 34:58
  million dollars. What's a coldback podcast? And a podcast? What's a cold
• 35:07
  bag? A camel? Yeah? For fifty three Why? I don't know,
• 35:29
  you don't have any like details on who it was sold to or Andy
• 35:34
  Fax doesn't go deep into the details. He just gets you what you need
• 35:36
  to go and he gets out. Yeah. Have you heard the Colony at
• 35:39
  Disneyland thing? They're gonna I read it off of like a really not credible
• 35:46
  website, but uh, they're gonna do like Mickey's colony, like for the
• 35:52
  like you can get a colon at Disneyland, Yeah, or like anyways,
• 35:58
  but yeah, apparently it's supposing Curry people getkolonoscopes, which is good. Yeah,
• 36:01
  I think it's good. Any any other I do have my notes that
• 36:07
  Brenda Fraser makes a really good action star. He has the charisma and good
• 36:09
  looks to be perfect. Yeah, he's beautiful. Yeah. I feel really
• 36:14
  bad for him. They really did him dirty in Hollywood. So this I
• 36:19
  have like a little thing that I'm stealing from another podcast, but I kind
• 36:22
  of want to know. Like at this point, so you read, you
• 36:25
  open the Book of the Dead, you read aloud waking up em TEP.
• 36:30
  Now, what would you do if you were any one of these characters?
• 36:36
  Pick a character. What would you do if I if I if I didn't
• 36:45
  know enough about the history or anything like that, I would just leave.
• 36:49
  I'd be like, Okay, that thing going through people's skin, I'm good.
• 36:52
  I don't need any part of this. I'll walk home. Those bugs
• 36:55
  freak me out. And if that's the beginning of this, and whoever this
• 37:00
  emotep guy is, I'm out. Fun guys, here's my guns. I
• 37:04
  am leaving. I'm going to Big Mac. I'll get a big Mac.
• 37:07
  I would betray everybody and join enjoin the one. Yeah for sure. Yeah,
• 37:15
  I'd be like I'm doing this guy. That's what I always said about
• 37:16
  zombies. You know. I don't want to get off on another tape.
• 37:20
  Yeah, but I would join up quickly. I would become one of the
• 37:22
  first zombies. Just let him bite me and then I would be fine.
• 37:24
  But yeah, no, I'm out. Yeah, yeah, I'd just be
• 37:28
  well. And if I knew, like what would happen if I read the
• 37:30
  book the day and just be like, well, I'm just gonna kill myself,
• 37:35
  goodbye. I'm good. I don't want any part of this. Yeah.
• 37:37
  She probably should have read it in her head first. Yes, I
• 37:40
  don't understand why she read it out loud. Do you think ryall the answer?
• 37:46
  Honestly? Do you think that you could name all of the letters in
• 37:51
  the alphabet, not in order and not using the A, B, C,
• 37:54
  the EFG. Do you think you can name all of them? No,
• 37:59
  that's tough, right, not on how you prove that you didn't use
• 38:01
  that? Anyway? Where did that come from? I don't know. It
• 38:06
  made sense in my head reading out Yeah, okay, sorry, go ahead
• 38:09
  back to the rear. So for so they read this thing right, and
• 38:15
  then now for some explic unexplicable reason, they run back into the caves,
• 38:20
  which I was like, well why why? Yeah? Uh? Immo Tape
• 38:24
  takes the eyes and tongue from one of the Americans. I'm sure you putrince
• 38:34
  Simo Tip does not like to be touched, a silly Eastern superstition. I'm
• 38:38
  afraid I wish forget on, Oh Phips, mister Burns putting Simo Tips sanks
• 38:50
  you for your hospitality and for your eyes and for your tongue. But I'm
• 39:00
  afraid more is needed. The princess finished it up, and Constant makes the
• 39:07
  show in your friend it brought down yourself. And I don't know if I
• 39:15
  choose him since he needs glasses, like does that transfer? Yeah? Well,
• 39:24
  did they have glasses back then? Yeah, he was wearing glasses.
• 39:28
  No, I meant, like back when Emotip was alive, maybe he didn't
• 39:30
  even know what that was. He's a homosexual, the emo Tip now the
• 39:36
  guy that can't see you without his glasses. Oh, I think I don't
• 39:38
  know. He was in desperate housewise pay, I think it was him.
• 39:50
  He becomes face to face ish with Imitep, who mistakes her for an oxygen
• 39:54
  moon. O'Connell shoots him and they escape defined Chamberlain and the Magi, who
• 39:59
  explained the gravity of the situation, and Benny becomes Immotep's minion who will help
• 40:04
  him find the other jars. We get him that. Yeah, so that's
• 40:08
  you, Jeff, Yeah, what would you do? Rheah, I told
• 40:13
  you, I kill myself. But like if but that's they can just bring
• 40:17
  you back or something. So if you, oh yeah, just keep bringing
• 40:21
  you back yeah alone, Yeah, yeah, I bet I bet if this
• 40:25
  went down, you would like reveal that she has powers of her own.
• 40:34
  No, I would just ship myself and yeah, kill myself. I mean,
• 40:37
  like, I don't know what else you can do at that point.
• 40:44
  So we are back in a hotel in Cairo and Eve tries to convince O'Connell
• 40:47
  that they need to stay put. Wait, they need to put im back
• 40:53
  in his sarcophagus and save the world. Is that what I said? I
• 40:58
  don't know what I meant by that sentence. Imiteb finishes the job on the
• 41:01
  first American. With the help of Benny, we get several more plagues and
• 41:07
  the group is saved by a cat, because of course that was one of
• 41:09
  my favorite things. They go back to the Museum of Antiquities and find the
• 41:15
  Professor's part of them in Jai, and they discuss how they can't let the
• 41:17
  creature fully regenerate or he'll be Invincible's is any one person I know that can
• 41:25
  possibly give us any answers? Ms? Connahem, gentlemen, what is he
• 41:31
  doing here? Do you really want to know? What? Do you prefer
• 41:36
  to just shoot us? After what I just saw? I'm willing to go
• 41:39
  on a little faith here. We are part of an ancient secret society for
• 41:45
  over three thousand years. We have guarded the city of the Dead sworn at
• 41:49
  Man want to do any and all in our part to stop the high priest
• 41:52
  dem or Tap from being reborn into this world. Now because of you,
• 41:54
  we have fears and you think this justifies the killing of innocent people to stop
• 41:59
  this creature. Let me think yes, And they find Benny, who spills
• 42:02
  the Imtep is looking for the Book of the Dead and ev Immotep has found
• 42:07
  the Egyptologists and the second Jar and starting to appear more human. He can
• 42:13
  breathe insects, which is cool. Uh. They realize they need to rescue
• 42:17
  ev who's being guarded, albeit poorly by a couple of Americans because they're just
• 42:22
  like, I'm just gonna go get a drink. Immteps finds one is now
• 42:28
  almost fully regenerated. He comes upon Evie, who's sleeping, and they head
• 42:32
  back to the museum for the location of the Book of aman Ra, which
• 42:37
  they hope will send him back to the underworld. Immatep has put the villagers
• 42:40
  into a trance to use as his army, setting them on the museum.
• 42:45
  Immotep consumes his final victim and is now fully regenerated. Cornered, Evie lets
• 42:51
  imitate Immtep take her back to Hamanoptra. O'Connell, Jonathan, and Ardath escape
• 42:55
  down the sewage tunnels and they find Winston as Royal Air Force pilot to fly
• 43:01
  them to haminopdra a word. Awesome, te whatut your little problem got to
• 43:08
  do with His Majesty's royal acall? It's not a damn thing? Is it
• 43:15
  dangerous? So you probably won't live through it? Hi, Joe? You
• 43:17
  many think so? Well, everybody else bumped into has died. Why not
• 43:21
  you? What's the what's the challenge? Then? Rescue the damsel in distress,
• 43:25
  kill the bad guy, and save the world. Oh, Winston Havelock
• 43:30
  at your service up? Oh yeah, commands a sandstorm to attack the plane,
• 43:42
  but they're able to land. However, Winston dies in the process.
• 43:45
  So that leads me to my next question, how should this movie end?
• 43:52
  Well? Uh, first, I think one of the funniest things in the
• 43:55
  movie was a little bit ago when Benny tries to ans late. Oh yeah,
• 44:00
  he says, uh, I wrote it down because I thought, oh
• 44:07
  for the Mummy, and he says, come with me and I'll make you
• 44:08
  my bride forever, and she goes for all eternity. Yeah, oh man,
• 44:13
  I thought that was the delivery is great. That's how funny it was.
• 44:15
  I just love that part. Yeah, and I love the I love
• 44:19
  the World War One pilot too. I love that guy, you know.
• 44:22
  But how so at this moment, if I've never seen the movie, how
• 44:24
  do I think the movie should end? Is that's what we're doing? I
• 44:28
  say nine to eleven, the guy who drove the plane to drive right into
• 44:31
  the fucking pyramid? I like that. Yeah, wait, so kill who
• 44:37
  whoever? He needs to? Just got it? You know? Uh No,
• 44:40
  I don't know at this moment. I guess what I would probably do
• 44:45
  is that I wanted that pilot to live longer. I really liked him.
• 44:49
  I thought he was fun. I thought it was like the levity of it
• 44:51
  was great brevity, levity, levity, mutual. Ha, I'll let someone
• 45:00
  else go. I can't think of how it ended. I want to try
• 45:02
  to include the pilot somehow in the ending. So I'm trying to think of
• 45:05
  it really quick. I think not to be like yeah, but I think
• 45:07
  that they probably knew going into this movie like that it was gonna be a
• 45:13
  hit. So in my opinion, they probably should have led it up to
• 45:16
  the ending of this movie. The ab But what's the guy's name, the
• 45:22
  bald guy that sexyes fuck? Yeah, so they should have let him win
• 45:28
  or whatever and like set up where like, Oh, this person's fucked.
• 45:30
  This person's fucked, We're all fucked. It's the end of the world.
• 45:35
  Cut to the next movie. But instead what they did, and I don't
• 45:37
  know if you're talking about the second movie, but instead of what they did
• 45:39
  the movie he had its perks the second movie like the Rock Number one and
• 45:45
  then Sexy horse Boy. But what they did and there's a really good fight
• 45:50
  scene between the two ladies that's like killer, But what they did do horribly
• 45:53
  is they there's a lot of new discovery that does not make sense to the
• 45:58
  first movie at all. And then they cousin Oliver the second movie where they
• 46:02
  invite like a stupid fucking child to be in the movie, and that just
• 46:06
  I fucking hate that. Like the only like there's no good name. One
• 46:09
  good kid like quick quick, like an actor like any any kid, and
• 46:14
  was a pretty good actor Andy Lawrence, well when he was a kidie he
• 46:17
  was on Missus Duftfire. It was pretty good. Yeah, and that movie
• 46:21
  like where they uh where he clones himself lots of times, which we really
• 46:24
  should talk about. I forget what it's called. My sister's listening, she's
• 46:29
  saying it right now. But yeah, he clones himself and it's amazing.
• 46:32
  Okay, in social studies, you can get at least a see in social
• 46:37
  studies the answer every question Washington, Will Brownie needed to ace his school science
• 46:42
  project to afolly go into summer boot camp. Where there's a Will, there's
• 46:45
  another Will kill Will Browning's calling himself, which Will is going to school today?
• 46:55
  You look like me? But do you have a computer brain? He's
• 46:59
  last couple of weeks, you've become pretty otulous. Your mother and I are
• 47:02
  very impressed with you. It's like you're a different kid. It's something so
• 47:07
  cheesy, but yeah, but they cousin you know, cousin Oliver, Brady
• 47:12
  Bunch super popular. You know the Brady Bunch. Yes, I know the
• 47:15
  Rain I've seen like maybe a couple of episodes. Yeah. So the the
• 47:20
  youngest ones, Bobby and Cindy, they aged up so like they were they
• 47:23
  were kind of going to the awkward stage. So and back in the day
• 47:27
  they used to think like, oh, if a show's failing, let's bring
• 47:30
  in like a young cute kid. They brought in cousin Oliver, who was
• 47:34
  a fucking piece of ship. If he's if he's listening, right, now
• 47:37
  fuck you cousin Oliver, and fuck you the actor who made him. I
• 47:40
  hate him so much. He looked like a asshole. Yeah. Anyways,
• 47:45
  so that's what they did with like Super Badass and The Mummy too, with
• 47:49
  all of the same return people and the Rock. But then they bring cousin
• 47:52
  Oliver for no. I hate that, soays so long story short, they
• 47:55
  should have made the Mummy and on oh or fucked I think mm hmm,
• 48:02
  I think the I think the plane should have crashed. But the guy doesn't
• 48:06
  die yet, and he's like, you know, I've been with this plane
• 48:07
  for too long. I have to stay with the plane or whatever. So
• 48:10
  they go, well, you're not gonna survive, and he goes, if
• 48:13
  I have to go down, A captain goes down with the ship, right,
• 48:15
  cool, leave it like that type of thing. They leave, they're
• 48:17
  about to get killed by Imotep or whatever, and then he shows up behind
• 48:22
  him and shoots him in the head or something, and then it turns out
• 48:23
  the one that nobody thought would save the day, it turns out he's actually
• 48:28
  the savior of everything. Better because that'd be really good comedy too. They'd
• 48:30
  be like, oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're here. So that's
• 48:34
  how I would have done it. The hot horse guy should be though,
• 48:37
  like he should very underutilized in this movie, Like you just I feel like
• 48:40
  he should have had a way bigger role, like that he's talking a bunch,
• 48:44
  but he doesn't really do that much. I'm with you. Yeah,
• 48:45
  they less clothing too, Yeah yeah, or maybe not, because like I
• 48:51
  think that also, men shouldn't be objectified too or just weird clothing, Like
• 48:55
  he just has a bunch of clothing on and it's really hot. He's like,
• 49:01
  oh, I have fudying over he sweater on, Like I would love
• 49:07
  to do like craft services on this movie. Yeah, Like I bet there
• 49:10
  was so much like fun, like behind the scenes practical jokes and maybe I
• 49:15
  don't know. They seem like a fun group and it seems like a fun
• 49:17
  movie too, Like I think it'd be hard to make this movie and everybody
• 49:21
  like, oh, it was a fucking bummer, badass movie. Okay.
• 49:25
  So O'Connell cuts out a scarb from Jonathan, who miraculously heals right up,
• 49:31
  like there's no blood when he cuts him and there's no scar, Like it's
• 49:36
  weird. Immotep uses ash from one of the jars to bring his prespect to
• 49:39
  life. The boys find Horus and Benny begins loading up the camels with treasure.
• 49:46
  Imt has prepared to raise an Oxen the Moon from the dead by strapping
• 49:51
  Evie down and laying an Oxen the Moon's corpse and organ jars next to her.
• 49:55
  He raises her spirit and an Oxyn the Moon's corpse comes back to As
• 50:00
  he readies to kill Evie, Jonathan bursts in holding the Book of Amenroth.
• 50:05
  They need the key that's in Immotep's robe to open the book. Jonathan begins
• 50:09
  reading inscriptions on the cover of the book, which awakened more soldiers. As
• 50:14
  all seems lost, Jonathan finishes the inscription and commands the soldiers to kill an
• 50:17
  Oxynomon. Immtep goes to kill Jonathan, but O'Connell saves him and Jonathan's able
• 50:23
  to grab the key. Evi instrucks a Connell to keep Immateep busy while she
• 50:28
  finds the correct password. Oh yeah, this just keeps getting better and better.
• 50:35
  Do something. You can come on them. You got to be choking.
• 50:39
  Finish the inscription on the copy, then you can control them right In
• 50:47
  a really quick end scene, the Underworld comes to take Immotep's soul, rendering
• 50:52
  him a mortal, and O'Connell stabs him and he falls into the weird spirit
• 50:57
  leg and dies. I just thought that scene was so short, Like it
• 51:00
  was a really short like boss scene, I don't know to me. Yeah,
• 51:06
  Benny rests a bag full of treasure on a ledge sticking out from a
• 51:09
  cave cave wall, which triggers its destruction in a ripoff from Indiana Jones.
• 51:15
  Evie tries to save the book, but a Connall and Jonathan graf her.
• 51:19
  Benny is stuck in the cave with this treasure and scaabs Ardith has survived and
• 51:24
  tells them that they have earned the respect and gratitude of his people and blesses
• 51:29
  them, and we finally get the kiss. O'Connell, Evey, and Jonathan
• 51:32
  ride into the sunset on the camels, not knowing Ben Benny had loaded them
• 51:37
  with treasure. The end. Yeah. You know what's funny is I had
• 51:43
  to eat this whole podcast without any notes because I had so much fun.
• 51:46
  About thirty minutes into it, I fucking stopped writing notes because I was so
• 51:50
  into the movie. And then like every now that I'm like, oh shit,
• 51:52
  I forgot. I have to remember to do notes. Yeah, this
• 51:54
  movie overall, it's great. You know, the ending was a little quick
• 51:58
  for how badass he was. Same one. Okay's fine, I guess,
• 52:00
  you know, because they really built it up, you know, like now
• 52:05
  he's done. So I'm with you on that one. But I love the
• 52:07
  kiss at the end. I know it's well everybody was expecting to happen.
• 52:09
  But I loved it. I thought it was great. And they they they
• 52:14
  got the treasure at the end. There's wonderful. I loved it. That's
• 52:15
  a great movie. Probably later that night after they discovered the treasure, there's
• 52:19
  gonna be some TP on his on his FBM A right tongue punch on my
• 52:25
  fart box. I learned that today. Okay, so there's an actor in
• 52:32
  this movie, Jonathan Hyde. You know who that guy is. He's Okay,
• 52:37
  I'm gonna google it really quick. Hey, Siri, show me a
• 52:40
  picture. Okay, show me a picture of Jonathan Hyde. This guy.
• 52:49
  Okay, so you know who? Yeah, Yeah, he's he's one of
• 52:52
  the Yeah, he's one of the Yeah. So he is in like Jumanji.
• 52:58
  He plays two characters. He plays the dad, and he plays like
• 53:00
  the hunter guy. And then he's in Titanic he plays the guy that's like
• 53:04
  yo, Captain, like let's go faster. He's in like Richie. He's
• 53:07
  in so many movies from our childhood, but he's like a you know nobody
• 53:12
  now, you know whatever, Like I'm sure he stole a lot. He
• 53:14
  might not be. I don't know who cares. But the point of that
• 53:19
  was, but I'm just like this movie. Yeah, yeah, I'm like
• 53:23
  the physiologist. Yeah, if I brought like Marissa Tome, that wouldn't makes
• 53:28
  sense right now. Yeah. I was like, oh, but I thought
• 53:30
  I was like, okay, I thought you were gonna say I wish he
• 53:31
  was in the movie, and I'm like, yeah, it would have been
• 53:32
  cool. No. I mean yeah, no, I thought the Indian was
• 53:37
  you know whatever. But how would you think that it should have ended?
• 53:40
  Rhea? Oh, I don't know. You know what's funny is like I
• 53:44
  asked these questions and then I never thought about it. I don't know.
• 53:49
  I think I do think there needed to be a longer Boss scene. I
• 53:52
  think that they built him up so much to have like being invincible, and
• 53:58
  then he's just like Met you're dead. So I think it just it needed
• 54:01
  more. And I also think that like, I don't know, I think
• 54:07
  it just ended really cheesy like it. I think that it wasn't at that
• 54:13
  time where it was a guaranteed sequel. Maybe not. But but you know,
• 54:17
  India you said Indian Jones came before, like people probably knew this is
• 54:22
  gonna be a thang. So maybe they really should have presented it more of
• 54:24
  like a two movies or three movies potentially and made something like really you know,
• 54:30
  like just yummy, like just scrumptious. Well, before this one,
• 54:32
  Brendan Frager was known, but I don't think he this this might have been
• 54:36
  what catapulted him, right because before this it might have been George of the
• 54:39
  Jungle. So I don't know if you would have really it was like a
• 54:43
  breakout star yet so this right, so maybe when they maybe they didn't expect
• 54:46
  this to be as big of a hit. Maybe I don't know, Yeah,
• 54:49
  yeah, I don't know. Uh, Georgia of the Jungle. Is
• 54:52
  that Leslie Man? I think so she's underrated? Do you know what movies
• 54:57
  underrated? Because you said Leslie Man is heavyweights with Ben Stiller because her husband
• 55:05
  was a writer for that, and now I can't think of her. I
• 55:13
  don't know. I hope he makes it, but I just think Leslie Leslie,
• 55:17
  No, not Leslie Jones, Leslie Man. I feel like she is
• 55:21
  so funny. I don't think that she gets enough credit for how funny she
• 55:23
  She's been, like the cable guy who wrote but yeah, I know,
• 55:28
  I'm with you. Yeah, yeah, she's She's way better than Charlie's Sarin.
• 55:31
  Anyways, sure I'm connecting them. Do you have any alternative titles for
• 55:39
  this? So glad you brought this up? I have a list? Yes?
• 55:44
  How many? Who wants? Did she? Just? Yeah? Do
• 55:45
  you have any? I just have one. How about we do one two
• 55:50
  three? One two three? We'll just all keep only has one? All
• 55:52
  right? So what have you start? Yeah? So I did Indiana Jones
• 55:59
  and the Sands of Time also Jones movie. I mean it's basically Indiana Jones,
• 56:06
  Yeah right, and the Sounds of the Time. It's really good.
• 56:07
  Do you want to go to me? To go? You can go the
• 56:10
  Sand Wizard because there's magic. Mine aren't good. I haven't read this since
• 56:15
  I wrote it. My mummy Vinnie, all right, I have this one
• 56:21
  too, the sand Man Witch. That's a good one. That's a good
• 56:25
  one. Sand Wizard and sand Man Witch yours are way better. Home Alone
• 56:31
  three. The Mummy. This one's kind of a serious one. Unburied.
• 56:37
  That one's okay. I'm not a big fair that one. This is not
• 56:39
  good. But I see I see that. I see why I chose these.
• 56:43
  Now, let's see if you can connect why I chose them. I
• 56:45
  have Cassin. It's not funny casino Mummy like in cino casino, like a
• 56:57
  casino like slots in the Las Vegas. Yeah, because so casino Mummy,
• 57:00
  my mummy, vinny Home Alone three movies. This one. When I thought
• 57:08
  of it, I thought of you, look who's curse now with babies?
• 57:15
  Who's talking now? You baby? Zombies? Or these are zombies. I
• 57:22
  have a lot more. Yeah, let's do No, I only have three?
• 57:23
  Okay ready, yeah, big, bigger, faster, stronger, the
• 57:28
  best curse in history. Okay, that's good. The Cummy porn parody wrap
• 57:34
  wrap it up either a dance movie or porn parody. Unwrapped porn parody where
• 57:39
  it's raw dogging the Gummy where they take weed gummies and it's a weed parody
• 57:45
  and then my personal favorite Mumchi it's a Munchie and the Mummy. Yeah yeah,
• 57:54
  I love them, you killed it and genres and like, how great
• 57:59
  would it be if like the Mummy would like shows up and it's Munchie exactly.
• 58:06
  And then I think it'd be funny if Wrap it Up was a porn
• 58:07
  parody and then they have Unwrapped, but it's also a poor parody. But
• 58:12
  they just don't use a condom on that one. Some states, I think
• 58:14
  they make you wear condoms if you film porn. Oh yeah, maybe I
• 58:17
  don't know how they would enforce that. That's really difficult, of course,
• 58:24
  uh okay an yeah, I would any overall thoughts as I think this is
• 58:34
  if if you want to explain to somebody that doesn't know what Like back in
• 58:37
  the day, remember how there used to be summer blockbuster movies. Now it's
• 58:39
  just like with all the Marvel movies. It seemed like it was like coming
• 58:43
  out every couple of months. It kind of lost its luster. And yeah,
• 58:45
  I know that sounding old, but back when you were, when you
• 58:49
  were younger, there wasn't as many. You know, it only really came
• 58:51
  out in summertime because that's when all the kids could go anyways. I think
• 58:54
  this is a perfect blockbuster summer movie. Great casting, good fun story.
• 59:00
  It wasn't too violent, nothing was too scary. You're engaged in the entire
• 59:04
  time. And I think Rachel Weiss's her name. I think her and Brenda
• 59:07
  Fraser together, that chemistry on screen is perfect and it's wonderful. I it's
• 59:13
  not one of my favorite movies, of course, but like it is like
• 59:15
  a fun action movie. So overall with all movies, I'll probably give it
• 59:19
  like a seven point five out of ten, but if you're looking for just
• 59:22
  fun action movies, it's like a nine point five out of ten. Yeah.
• 59:25
  No, I thought it was good, Like it was a good like
• 59:31
  my look back at j I'm like, well that was so good. I
• 59:34
  don't know it was. It was alright, like whatever I was thinking about
• 59:37
  the Mummy movie that came out with Tom Cruise. We're just like every other
• 59:42
  action movie of his, but then there's like a Mummy, And then I
• 59:45
  was also thinking, like he probably runs in it. Really cool. Yeah,
• 59:47
  it's like is fucking hot too? Just FYI? But no, I
• 59:52
  think this movie was fun and it's it takes you on it. Whoever shot
• 59:55
  it did a nice job or whatever. I don't know. The score was
• 59:58
  great too, the music in the background. Yeah, it was fine,
• 1:00:01
  and so i'd probably give it like a Back then it was like a nine
• 1:00:07
  point five out of ten. But then, god, I'm so bored with
• 1:00:09
  my voice. Okay, do a funny voice. I'll do like a robot
• 1:00:15
  from the future. Okay, okay, all right, I'm a robot from
• 1:00:20
  the future. Beep beep. I would give it a four point five out
• 1:00:25
  of ten. Wow, four point five. Oh, that's great. Like
• 1:00:34
  I'm not gonna rewatch. I'll probably rewatch The Mummy too, just like you
• 1:00:37
  know, because now I cannot want to watch it and criticize it and chat
• 1:00:40
  about it. And it has some really cool, fucking awesome scenes, but
• 1:00:45
  again, the fucking child. So I would say that, like without nostalgia
• 1:00:53
  goggles on, I would say it's probably like an a seven for me,
• 1:01:00
  but like with nostalgia goggles, definitely like a nine to nine and a half.
• 1:01:05
  Yeah, yeah, I fucking love this movie. Yeah, it takes
• 1:01:08
  a lot for my attention. I have really bad attention span issues, Like
• 1:01:13
  it's hard for me to focus on something for so long if it's not like
• 1:01:16
  it's because your phone phone. When I'm watching a movie or TV show,
• 1:01:21
  I literally put my phone in another room now so I have to focus on
• 1:01:22
  it. And I'm finding so much more joy in movie and TV shows again.
• 1:01:25
  I'm like, oh yeah, because I'm not like every couple of minutes,
• 1:01:29
  you know, or even like I love watching like ninety D Fiance now
• 1:01:32
  like I'm like re relapsed and I'm watching that a lot, and like that's
• 1:01:37
  more my thinge yeah, yeah, it's good. Yeah. All right,
• 1:01:43
  let's do retro. Reboot tells the past. It's time to recast. It's
• 1:01:47
  retro, all right, So let's start with Jonathan. Oh. I recasted
• 1:02:00
  Jonathan as not the brother but the mother. And I want to choose none
• 1:02:05
  other than Jennifer Cooley. Of course you are, yeah, I think she
• 1:02:07
  would kill it, so okay, Andy. So for Jonathan, I chose
• 1:02:15
  Josh Gadd because I really like Josh jos He did the voice for the Snowman
• 1:02:21
  and Frozen and he was, oh yeah, yeah, I love him.
• 1:02:24
  Yeah, I think he's great. Is he homosexual? I don't believe.
• 1:02:27
  So he was in Beauty and the Beast and he got to start with the
• 1:02:31
  Mormon. Uh, play with from the South Park guys, the Mormon.
• 1:02:37
  I think it'd be. I think he'd be a great kind of buffoon in
• 1:02:40
  the background, like I think. No, I love that. I love
• 1:02:44
  that. Yeah, yeah, I like it. Okay, So for me,
• 1:02:50
  I chose I'm gonna drop this guy in the chat. I chose Darryl
• 1:02:54
  McCormick. Oh yeah, Jonathan yeah fuck yeah, listener, go Google google
• 1:03:02
  him right now. Beautifulies. Yeah. Yeah. So he he was in
• 1:03:07
  Bad Sisters, which is an Irish film show, Irish series, and The
• 1:03:12
  Woman in the Wall, which is also a British series. He's British,
• 1:03:15
  but I think he can play the comedic relief really well. Anyway, I
• 1:03:21
  think, what's it what's his name again, Darryl McCormick. Where the fuck
• 1:03:25
  did I get Josh hide from him? Is that what you said? I
• 1:03:29
  said, Josh yad not good brain. Oh. I think he's in a
• 1:03:37
  movie with what's that chick's name who's like kind of sad, like I would
• 1:03:40
  switch teams for her. She's in uh, what's that movie called the Christmas
• 1:03:51
  Movie with Hugh Grant that I love. Actually Emma Thompson. So he's in
• 1:03:54
  a movie with Emma Thompson where they have like an affair anyways, okay,
• 1:04:00
  okay, who who do you want to do next? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:04:02
  let's dotey I did. I apparently I was feeling a certain person during this
• 1:04:10
  one, so I did. Joe Pesci. Jennifer plays all the roles.
• 1:04:15
  She's iconic, Joe Pesci Jennifer Coolidge. Like what other Like, that's a
• 1:04:19
  good DEALO so far? I love that so much. I love Okay,
• 1:04:26
  I love Yeah, I got a curse now, Oh that's wonderful. I
• 1:04:30
  chose Tony Shaloub. I guess he's Lebanese and that's only ten hours away from
• 1:04:34
  Egypt. I was like, that's kind of closed, you knowing. What
• 1:04:39
  does he look like? Uh? He was on Wings? He has my
• 1:04:42
  favorite scene on Wings. He plays Antonio. Oh monk oh he's mom Yeah
• 1:04:46
  yeah yeah, oh yeah he can easily. Who's he playing the pharaoh guy?
• 1:04:49
  M yeah he could play him like Tony. I think it's funny actor.
• 1:04:53
  So he's the guy from Chips Andy Estrada something like that. Okay,
• 1:05:02
  go ahead, are you okay? So I went with I'm gonna butcher this
• 1:05:06
  name. I'm so sorry for listening. Jaman Hans Sue. Oh, yeah,
• 1:05:13
  no, he's great. Yeah, yeah, Jazam it was this he
• 1:05:19
  that's he played Zachary Levi, who played Shazam. It's like a weird MetaType
• 1:05:23
  casting. Oh, he's so attractive, Like he's a good actor. He
• 1:05:28
  was in a quiet place too, he was in Gladigator. That's what I
• 1:05:30
  know him from the most. Yeah, he's gonna be in a quiet place,
• 1:05:33
  a new one with Lepida Youngo, Youngo. She's cute. She's a
• 1:05:41
  cute little lady. I like her. Yeah, Okay, who's your next
• 1:05:44
  one? All right, let's go with Evy. I did. Mine's kind
• 1:05:48
  of like a pitifuck. So I did Luke Hemsworth. He's the third Hemsworth
• 1:05:55
  brother, because I feel like he doesn't have as much star power as his
• 1:05:59
  brother, and I feel like this would be a good way for him to
• 1:06:01
  feel less shitty. And yeah, because if you were Liam and Chris Hemsworth's
• 1:06:10
  brother, I would feel like a piece of shit, like like I every
• 1:06:15
  day, like God, I'm so shitty, Like I would feel like literally
• 1:06:20
  like hammered dog shit if I was so. Yeah, So I'm gonna give
• 1:06:25
  him, give it to give the role to him, I'm sure he could
• 1:06:27
  do it. Yeah, for sure, I'm gonna go who. I've had
• 1:06:31
  a crush on her since she was in the movie Funny People. But Aubrey
• 1:06:35
  Plaza, Yeah, I mean she's not. I think she's I think she's
• 1:06:41
  like Irish or something. Actually, but uh yeah, no, I think
• 1:06:43
  she's beautiful. I think she would be great, especially playing off the person
• 1:06:46
  I have for Brenda Fraser's character. Yeah, so yeah, I think she'd
• 1:06:50
  be wonderful. To ask you a Batman question really quick? Sure, So
• 1:06:53
  the new Batman that came out with Robert Pattinson, how would you feel if
• 1:06:57
  she would have been cast as Catwoman? I really liked that Catwoman. They
• 1:07:00
  chose Zoe Gravis daughter. I feel like that one was a little too dark,
• 1:07:06
  even though she is dark, but it comes off kind of funny dark.
• 1:07:10
  I don't, I don't know. I think and the Mummy is kind
• 1:07:13
  of it's like action adventure but it's comedy. So yeah, I think she'd
• 1:07:17
  have a lot of funny quick. Yeah, this is really good, all
• 1:07:21
  right? So for Evie, I went with Zandaia. Oh sure, she's
• 1:07:29
  iconic, iconic. No, I'm obsessed with her and Tom Tom Hard Tom
• 1:07:35
  Hardy, Tom Brady. Tom is his name, Tom, Tom, Tom
• 1:07:40
  Zillow. That's all right, Tom, Tom, Tom Hardy to Tom,
• 1:07:48
  He's she's she's together with Tom something. Tom is his name. I don't
• 1:07:55
  know he's he's not, He's not Zendia. But wait, where do we
• 1:07:58
  go? Oh? Did you lose me? No? Oh? Sorry,
• 1:08:01
  I got the wrong screen up. Oh I like to look at Rio is
• 1:08:04
  beautiful? All right? Finally, Holland Tom Holland. So Tom Holland if
• 1:08:14
  they get married, do you think his name is going to be Tom?
• 1:08:16
  Or is her name gonna be Zindeia Holland? Oh no, she's not taking
• 1:08:19
  his name. Do you think he's gonna take hers? And she doesn't have
• 1:08:21
  a last name, so he's just gonna be Tom. That's poetic Tom.
• 1:08:27
  It's like Zindia and then Tom. It was like, it's it's very You
• 1:08:30
  have to be with somebody who has a similar cool name, is you because
• 1:08:35
  like Zindaia beautiful, iconic, and there's Tom we have and Tom. Yeah,
• 1:08:41
  it just doesn't it doesn't flow well. My number one or whatever O'Connell
• 1:08:46
  because I did some gender swapping is the iconic. I have a girl crush
• 1:08:50
  on Her Palmer. Oh sure, yeah, so Keiky Palmer, Luke Hemsworth,
• 1:08:57
  Jennifer Coolidge, and Joe Petty. Yeah so good, all right?
• 1:09:02
  Oh my gosh, you can't let Joe but his name is Joe Pesci.
• 1:09:08
  You can't let Joe Pesci finish the curse. Uh. So this person I
• 1:09:15
  felt like is very good looking, very charismatic, can be funny, super
• 1:09:19
  ripped. I chose Michael B. Jordan. I think Michael B. Jordan
• 1:09:24
  and Aubrey Plaza together would be so fucking good because he he confuses me because
• 1:09:30
  he is either one of the best actors I've ever seen, or he's not
• 1:09:33
  acting in every single role I can't tell. So, like, I love
• 1:09:39
  the nero, right, but you can tell he's playing a role of a
• 1:09:41
  gangster and he's doing it perfectly. But every time Michael B. Jordan's in
• 1:09:44
  any movie I ever seen, it just it feels so not acting. But
• 1:09:48
  it maybe it is acting, So I don't know. I can't explain it,
• 1:09:51
  but I think he's great. I think he's a wonderful action star.
• 1:09:55
  So yeah, I'll go Michael B. Jordan. Nice. I like it,
• 1:09:57
  I like it all right, So for ocom I went with Brian Gleeson,
• 1:10:02
  the son of Brendan Gleeson. Who's Brendan Gleeson, the father of Bride.
• 1:10:11
  Yeah, so wait, who's your Zindaia? He looks. Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  The age difference might be a little thing. I don't know how old he's
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  day. She may be thirty and this guy is in his sixties for sure,
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  kidding forty. I think maybe he's or maybe he's closer to my age.
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  He might be like thirty eight and then Zindaya is what like twenty four
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  something. He's that's a rough, that's a hard forty. But he would
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  be perfect for this movie though, for sure, especially what he's wearing in
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  this picture he showed with his jacket, he looks like he's about to go
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  on an expedition. Yeah, and he is hilarious. He was in a
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  show called Frank of Ireland where he plays like this kind of fucked up loser
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  son and he's great in it. And I think he just would have like
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  the comedic chops to play this. Well, would you have this dude do
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  it like that character kind of to he's kind of like maybe like a drunken
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  stuff. That would be fucking hilarious. That would be so good. He
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  doesn't really want to do it. That's wonderful. Yeah, for sure.
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  I think we nailed it. Like I think we just made three. I
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  think we should be casting directors. I don't know why. Yeah, I
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  mean that should. How do we get that job? We just gotta start
• 1:11:29
  making movies. I already have a few names for a movie. What movie?
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  I say, Look, who's curse? Now? I don't the babies
• 1:11:36
  come cursed? I think we have three very different movies. So we're just
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  nailing this. Yeah, so before we go, should we? Uh?
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  Do you have anything? Yeah? I do actually have something. Go ahead.
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  I wrote a children's books it called It's called Back in Time with Gabe.
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  So my buddy, Gabe's wife keeps sending me pictures a Gabe because Gabe's
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  weird, and so I have photoshopped all those pictures in history. And if
• 1:12:11
  you want a good children's book that rhymes before you put your kids to bed,
• 1:12:15
  you can get a copy of it for twenty bucks. How do we
• 1:12:17
  get it? I haven't thought about it. Okay, Message and Instagram I
• 1:12:24
  notably underscore Andy. Yeah, and then I do have another podcast coming out
• 1:12:28
  this so it's gonna come out the Wednesday after this episode. It is coming
• 1:12:30
  out July third, called Andy's Murder Radio. Make sure you check it out.
• 1:12:34
  It's just me talking about murders and if you have any suggestions, let
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  me know. Also on notably Underscore Andy, I love that. Or if
• 1:12:43
  you get murdered, you want to get murdered? Yeah, if you get
• 1:12:48
  murdered, can I have permission to try to bring you back to life?
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  For sure? Especially if I get that curse. Yeah, but I come
• 1:12:54
  back like Joe Pesci, I'm okay, what's going on there? Jim,
• 1:12:57
  he's like a piece and I'm like king him up. If you want to
• 1:13:02
  get pictures of my Chihuahua guscas like, cause that's might not Gus Gus Underscore
• 1:13:08
  the Dog and then that's all I got going on. Yeah, Like listen,
• 1:13:12
  like listen to this podcast more and like share it or whatever. It's
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  the podcast. Great idea. Yeah, and I have nothing to promote because
• 1:13:38
  that's how my life is going, all right. Well, thanks for joining
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