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Bru Bruthas Episode 79: Foolers with Brews! · Bru Bruthas Podcast

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  What it brew, boo? What it brew, boo? Yeah. Episode 79, Alan. 79. Foolers with brews.
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  Yeah. Well, it's kind of special because we're going down to Foolers Ball tomorrow.
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  Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are going. Testing one, two. Oh, yeah, we're good. Go.
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  We're good. Foolers Ball tomorrow. Yeah. Drecker's.
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  It's going to be a good time down there. Right? Oh, it's always a good time. Yeah.
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  We always have a good time. With possibly like 40 to 50 breweries down there.
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  Oh my God, everybody's there.
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  You know, some usual suspects like Atypical would be there.
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  450 North. 450 North. Azula to Tennessee, which I love their PB&J mixtapes.
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  Yep. Convert, Audison L's. Trippin' Animals.
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  Oh my God, it's going to be amazing. Yep. Yeah, totally. I'm loving it.
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  And it's going to be good. Oh, yeah. It's going to be good. Very good. I can't wait.
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  Oh, episode 79 Brew Brothers podcast.
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  Foolers with brews. Yeah. Paul's in the place, guys. Paul's here.
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  Yo. What up, Paul? Not a whole lot. Why are you looking really white?
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  Because that's my ethnicity.
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  Yeah, you're looking white and shiny.
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  I can't figure out that camera. I don't know. There's something wrong.
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  We're going to get another camera. Fuck that. That's right. We're investing, Paul.
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  We're going to invest. Let's do that. I don't know why. It's just that one.
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  I know. It is just that one. Yeah. That one. That camera's like on its own thing.
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  It's kind of like the camera's telling you like, fuck it. I'm do what I want to do.
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  Yeah. I tried to mess with the white balance on it and stuff and I just can't seem to get it.
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  Yeah. I'm a black man. Maybe I'll look white in it.
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  Should we switch? Yeah. What are you, Drewski now? I'll be Drewski. Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
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  Shout out to Drewski. That shit was, that was fucking classic, bro.
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  Come on. Come on. That shit's so funny, bro. the best part about that is like
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  he was trolling erica kirk oh my god she can't sue him she can't he is good
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  at what he did like whoever was the makeup artist and whoever was that team
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  did such a good job making him look white as shit oh my god white woman,
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  He killed that, yeah. But it's funny because if you, like, there's other,
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  like, someone put it out there.
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  There's two other Republican candidates and, or, yeah, there's two other ones.
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  And they both look the same as Drewski as Erica Kirk.
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  Like, they look almost identical. And it's funny because they're cookie cutter
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  white, white suburban soccer. It's hilarious.
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  I love it because the fact that he nailed it without even trying.
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  You know what? The stare. That was the one that got me.
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  It was a dancing. Right away with the fight.
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  So a lot of people they sit there and i i think
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  they bitch about it because they're like you know even like that movie white
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  chicks yeah yeah like what if you made a movie and you put on blackface yeah
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  like robert downey jr did it already that's all right yeah and he nailed it
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  you nailed it man you know what do you mean you people yeah right you know what
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  it's weird it's weird you know like Like,
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  you take some things, you make fun of it, and then all of a sudden,
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  everybody gets in their feelings, you know.
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  Feelings. All in my feelings. Come on, man.
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  What was the thing they were talking about? He's like, you don't say Chinese's. Yeah, right?
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  He's even more of a savage on, like, when he's on a show for,
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  like, his label for people.
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  He's like, no, get him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, that movie's great because
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  they gave no fucks. No, they gave no fucks. You'd never go full retard. Yeah, right?
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  No, the most stern, the most deadpan stern face I've ever seen.
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  Like, no, give him, like, I would not be able to hold that. I'd crack myself up so fast.
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  No, I, uh, I really liked, I really liked, uh, I really liked when,
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  uh, Juski did the, the NASCAR guy, the country guy. Oh, that was the best.
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  That was fucking bad. Everyone loved him so much.
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  Like, he's been killing it, yo. Could you imagine trying to be on the set of
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  Tropic Thunder? Oh, God. With all of them?
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  Just, oh, God. How could you, like, keep a straight face? You can't.
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  Listen, any comedy that's really good.
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  It's really funny because I've seen like, like outtakes of like Chappelle or
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  Eddie Murphy or, or, or anybody who's popular in, in, in the comedy thing with
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  the funny stuff, the funny movies, all those guys,
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  Robert Downey, the outtakes are like ridiculous.
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  Like, cause everybody's trying to have a straight face. That's,
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  that's the only thing that Saturday Night Live is like banking on now is when
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  they try to get the, their, uh, the people on the show to crack up.
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  Yeah. Because when they do that, it's like, it's way more funny.
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  Because the jokes aren't even that good. Oh, it's when they do the news,
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  those two guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're great. Yeah.
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  It's the fact that he makes- That dude's married to Scarlett Johansson.
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  Yes, yes, he is. And he'll roast his own wife.
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  I'm like, this is priceless. He doesn't give a shit. No, but he knows, like, yeah, she's good.
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  That shit was, I mean, listen, all I can say is brilliant.
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  Congratulations, Drewski. I mean, he's almost like at 200 million views. I haven't seen it yet.
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  Oh, my God. It's good. Like, he does the Erica Kirk stare. Like,
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  he goes, like, and Jesus said this.
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  You know how she stops and shit? It's so weird. Like, what is wrong with her, yo?
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  All I can do is laugh. I'm like, what is wrong with her, yo?
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  Like, everybody was laughing. Like, you know what? Even the people who are,
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  like, conservative also, they were laughing too. They were like,
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  that shit is bang on. Like, he did a great job.
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  This shit was like, you got to look on my Facebook. I got a little link down
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  on TikTok. Just press it.
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  It's like, it's on the next level, man. Like, you will laugh.
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  If you don't laugh, then you ain't funny.
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  You don't have no laughter in your heart. I'm like, come on,
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  man. This is fucking brilliant. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  What are we drinking out early, man? You go hard. I cracked it open real fast. Jesus Christ.
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  Hey, is this an elf here? It's a gnome. It's a gnome. Yeah. Oh,
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  shout out to Whitey, the gnome.
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  We have to send Whitey this, huh? So we are drinking out of Belgium. Yeah.
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  This is Belgian beer. Huffles.
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  I'm never going to say that right. It's a blonde. But it's a subproduct of Duval
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  Company, which is a partnership with Holmegang, Schoof, Boulevard.
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  Okay. There's two others, and we can't get them in here yet because they're not ready for this area.
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  But this is a true traditional Belgian blonde ale. Yeah. What's the percentage on this, Alan?
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  It's not strong. Well, sorry. All Belgian beers are strong. This is 8%.
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  Yeah, because it has that Belgian quad kind of taste to it. Yeah.
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  Like all true Belgian beers, I think the lowest is maybe six. Yeah.
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  Depends on what you get. Like, have you ever had a Belgian quad before,
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  Paul? You've had one. You just probably didn't know it was one you had. Yeah, probably.
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  Yeah. They always have like a tinge of like. They're fig and caramel and like strawberry jam.
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  Very. And they taste, you know, pretty strong. Like, you know,
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  like a vodka. Yeah, I'm all excited. I mean, I don't think it's bad. No.
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  It's just something different. Yeah, it's different. because you get a look
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  again with like a lot of belgium like half of weisins or like blondes or anything
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  you get that nice clove like.
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  A little bit of spice, but you get a like. I say clove. Yeah.
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  That's what I'm tasting. Yeah. The clove. Yeah. But you get banana and like orange zest.
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  Yeah. This is delicious. It's the clove that I don't care for.
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  Right. Like I used to try to smoke those clove cigarettes. And it's just the
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  aroma too, but like once you get past that, it's fine. It's just,
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  it throws around because like no one can pinpoint it. Yeah.
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  I like it. It's like clove and like a little bit of spice, like baking spice
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  a little bit. You guys remember those clove cigarettes? Yeah.
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  Oh my God, were they bad. Oh, they were terrible. There's almost no filter and
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  they were paper thin. So you get to smoke in like one shot.
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  They hurt? Oh, they hurt to smoke. They burn bad. That's why I smoked cigarettes
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  for 15 years. Oh, really?
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  Yeah. My mom did it for like 20 years. I don't know how she stopped.
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  Oh, shit. Like, I used to vape.
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  Yeah, I stopped buying my mom's cigarettes at a certain age.
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  Like when I was a teenager and I found out like what smoking could do to you.
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  She was cool with it. I used to do, I've done clothes and I used to do Marlboro Reds a lot.
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  Marlboro Reds? Yeah. You used to smoke cigarettes too? Ooh, cowboy killer. Yeah.
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  And then I switched to Marlboro Lice. I'm like, Marlboro is very white.
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  Why? Newport is, you know, I was a Turkish gold guy. I was Turkish gold.
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  What about Rams or the spirits?
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  Hey, my mom smoked Winston's 100s. The American spirits, they're just too hard
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  to smoke. Yeah. They're worse.
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  I mean, they were like trying to just pull off of them. You couldn't get anything. Oh, I know.
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  Yeah. Like if you want a cigarette, it would last you like freaking 20 minutes.
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  Yeah. You'd take, you'd take a little bit of time for them.
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  I, I know more people around here that,
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  openly admit to smoking Newports that are just country, that are country boys.
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  I'm like, it's great. Newport was like the hood cigarette. Oh, it is.
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  Like everybody in the hood. It's pretty, I think I started on Newports. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Because I was menthols. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'd get done smoking a backwood
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  and then I'd have a, you know, I'd want that menthol as a dessert.
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  Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's that or you're taking swishers.
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  Yeah. I used to do swishes and a Philly blunts when I was, you know,
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  pouring out the tobacco and put some weed in. Oh, you're lacing it. Yeah.
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  And then I'd chase it with my OE. Yeah. O-E-A-H-O-N-G, baby.
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  That's the best part because, like, you always get the black backwards and you
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  got the wood tip one so you get to at least slit it up open.
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  Oh, yeah. And you can have the wood tip to smoke it right through perfectly.
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  Yeah, you know, when I was growing up, the best part about that was I had a
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  friend, his name is Shane.
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  He was, like, the perfect roller.
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  He could teach you how to roll the blood. That guy is, like,
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  you know, raise a blade, pour everything out, weed all in there nicely.
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  You know what I'm saying? I could roll one with one hand. Roll it.
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  Do it. Hey, listen, did you know that at one time, Snoop Dogg hired a person
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  to roll his blunts? Yeah.
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  He paid a person like $1,000 a week to roll blunts. I knew that,
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  but that doesn't shock me because it's Snoop Dogg. Yeah.
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  Can you imagine having that job? What do you do? Just roll blunts for Snoop
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  Dogg. That's what Willie Nelson would probably do, too. Willie Nelson.
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  That's awesome, bro. What a job. Willie Nelson's probably had the same thing.
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  Like, or same with, uh, who's the painter?
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  Bob, uh, famous painter, Bob Ross paintings.
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  Bob Ross? Really? Oh, he probably had to be a giant stoner. Oh, probably.
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  Yeah. I don't know. Really? I figured he would just because like his painting
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  would like just make it perfect.
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  And he's so chill. I think I saw when they had Snoop on that MTV Cribs. Yeah.
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  Yeah. When you walked into his place, you had like a big dish just full of joints
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  and blunts that you. Oh, yeah. Like a candy jar.
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  Yeah. You know what? Hey, listen, Snoop really is a serious smoker.
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  Like he. There's no secret about that. He loves his weed. He has his own strand and stuff like that.
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  I'm sure he invested in that early. I mean, who wouldn't invest in marijuana with Snoop Dogg?
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  Yeah. Like, I mean, Snoop Dogg is the number one most popular rapper ever.
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  Like, he's popular in every household. Like, grandmothers, grandparents from
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  small town North Dakota know who Snoop Dogg is.
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  You know what I mean? Like, that's how popular he is. He's like,
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  he did a great job marketing himself. Oh, 100%. You know what?
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  A awesome job. Look at him. He's in the Olympics, bro. Like,
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  he's at every, the Winter Olympics, the Summer Olympics.
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  The Summer Olympics this year is in LA, right?
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  They're in LA this year. 28, yeah. Oh, 28. 28 in L.A. Come on,
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  he's going to kill that, man.
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  He's going to kill that. But, I mean, he made an image of himself that really nobody can copy.
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  Nope. And they just buy him for his image. Oh, yeah. Martha Stewart.
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  He had a cooking show with Martha Stewart. Who did FedTime. That had to be,
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  like, the best time of his life. One of the best times. Yeah.
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  And Martha's more of a gangster than he was. Yeah. You know what?
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  She really said that he's actually her real friend. He's really,
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  she's really friends with him.
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  And she said she would do anything for the guy. She said he's a really amazing person.
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  You know, if you get to know him, he's been married to the same woman for like
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  30-something years. He's been with her forever.
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  He's cheated on her 30 years. But it's okay. You know? Yeah,
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  Eddie Murphy has a documentary out. He's just like a total family man now.
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  Yeah, yeah. Well, he married some girl that's 30 years younger than him.
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  I mean, you know, he's Eddie Murphy.
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  Isn't that the same as the Williams Brothers, though, too? They're really like
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  just down-to-earth people. Oh, totally.
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  Yeah, Eddie Murphy's the shit. You know, when I was a kid, I told y'all,
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  when I was a kid, I used to be at a bar down the street, Brothers,
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  down the street from my projects where I lived at.
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  And Eddie Murphy's uncle, Charlie, was one of the owners of it.
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  So I know Charlie Murphy, not Charlie, Ray, Ray Murphy.
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  Look it up, Ray. He's not a good looking guy. My mother always used to say if
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  he was good looking, he'd be a better catch, but he's just ugly.
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  And then the running joke from my mother was when Raymond Murphy tried to pick
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  her up, she would say, Ray, you're not pretty enough for me. She used to tell him.
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  I can't remember his name now, but there's a politician and he had just this line.
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  He just coked somebody with it. I can't, I don't know if it was Tim Walls or
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  somebody, but he said, I don't know if you're the dumbest person on earth,
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  but you better hope they don't die. Oh, that's fucked up.
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  You got it? Yeah. Wow. Is this another one? Yeah.
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  Oh, another one with a gnome on it? Yeah. Is a gnome like the normal- It's their logo?
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  It's their thing, yeah. I like it. I like it. So this is their, this is a lot lighter.
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  This is Shuf. This is their IPA. Okay. This one actually is a huge gold award
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  winning beer for them. Okay.
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  But it's not, so more of the hops that they use are more subtle and light, but they're,
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  They're very easy, but they're, they have a bright nose.
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  Like it's very open on the nose, but you still get that Belgian yeast in there,
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  which gives a nice rich character, but still not overly bitter.
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  Like this is a good traditional, like European bitter or European IPA.
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  One of the problems I've been having with IPAs when I go out is I get them and
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  it's just like, I can, I can barely even finish one, but like this.
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  Too hoppy, too hoppy. Yeah. But this is good.
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  I like this. And that's the thing. Like we're the hybrid bastard of the world
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  where we will, we will go over the top to play catch up to what European breweries
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  have perfected over the years.
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  This is an amazing beer. Yeah. Canada is still way behind us,
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  but U.S. is the one that jumped up against everyone. I don't usually like IPAs. This is good. Yeah.
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  It's a 9%er. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. It's a 9%er. Like this is 9%.
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  Like these three are in a variety pack at Happy's.
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  They just got back in. Like the variety pack is solid.
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  How do you say the name, man? Shoof. Shoof.
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  I was just thinking Kind of drop the ball I don't know if it would have been
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  a thing But you know what the foolers ball,
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  We should have been doing a remote there You know what we should have But you know what we're gonna,
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  You know what we did drop the ball Because I do have an inside person there
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  That's already there that's been there for a while Courtney Yeah I should have
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  I should have, we spoke a week, a couple of weeks ago.
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  We should definitely do that. But it's always a, you know, like we're going
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  to do that more this year.
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  Yeah. That's one of the biggest things that we want to do. We want to,
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  we want to do more remotes and then, you know, just put it out there.
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  I think, I think a lot of these breweries would start to sponsor the show too.
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  Absolutely. If there was more remotes, you know what? Also, did you see how
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  we got our new Facebook page going there? Yeah. I already got you like a thousand new followers. Yeah.
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  Honestly. He said a thousand new followers. No, not yet. Not yet.
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  Not yet. No, check it out. It's not a thousand yet.
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  You sent a thousand. You sent a thousand requests. Oh, check this out.
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  It's not there yet, right? I don't know.
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  Right now we have 120. Just, you
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  know, low number. Hey, look at my notifications. Go. Ready for this? Go.
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  I'll be in. Followers. I love it. Look, all these orange ones?
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  Yeah. Those are all your new followers. Yeah. It's not coming up yet.
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  See that? Yeah. This just goes on and on and on.
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  When I look through the... It's coming in quick. Yeah. When I look through the
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  Brutalist notifications, Like there's shit tons.
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  Yeah. Well, that's because I have like 5,000. Oh yeah.
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  And I can keep doing that because you can invite a thousand at a time.
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  That's what I did. Yeah. I got 4,000. So yeah, I was like, let me just invite
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  people. So I can invite a thousand at a time.
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  So I don't think that we should focus on Facebook at all. No,
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  not really at all. But you know what though?
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  I hear Facebook is one of those places where people think that you can't do
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  well on it and you can't. Oh yeah. You still can.
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  The thing that pisses me off, I was actually talking to Rose.
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  He's going to be starting a show here on Monday. Right. Again,
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  he's got a new digital dad.
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  Digital dad? Yeah, it should be cool. What's it about? I guess we'll find out. Okay.
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  But I think it's about dads that kind of like are involved in their child's life, but they're not.
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  Like in person with them yeah oh they also they like
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  they on oh they in jail yeah okay i got you yeah it's a dope show i'll fuck
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  with that yeah some of them i know a lot of digital dads yeah but he was asking
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  about tiktok and this is what's so stupid is that you can't stream on tiktok
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  unless you have so many followers right and it's like well if i stream i'll get more followers,
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  but if you don't let me stream how am i gonna get followers that's weird man
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  yeah so i mean you got to come up with all those short form content things
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  and i think you have to have like at least 10 000 just to
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  be able to stream on tiktok crazy i think tiktok's taking a
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  big beating now like it's not as it was it's not
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  what it used to be i want a new one to come out because i dropped the
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  ball on tiktok i dropped the ball on instagram right i dropped the ball on only
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  fans you know the thing is i know people are still making money off youtube's
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  like a lot of money off youtube but like shorts are where everyone's going i
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  mean i'm on rumble but rumble is like that's got its own Yeah,
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  YouTube Shorts is huge right now.
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  But yeah, I agree with you. Rumble's kind of, it's, Rumble's a different kind of monster.
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  Well, Rumble, I think is kind of turned into more of like a conservative type of platform.
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  Yeah. It's in that very, it's in that very 1% of like red pill.
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  Cause there was Twitch and then now kick a lot of, uh, people that were on Twitch
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  are going over at kick cause apparently they got a better payout platform.
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  Right. But you know, so maybe I'm dropping the ball on kick.
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  But, I mean, got to figure out what the next new one is going to be and just
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  be one of the founders of that shit.
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  Yeah. Yeah, and that's the key. I mean, you got to figure out what's going to
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  be hot and get on board before it gets too hot.
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  And then that way, if you're in the door with them, you know,
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  financially it works out good. Yeah. Yeah.
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  I was looking at some show where one of these basketball players in the NBA,
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  he got on with Uber early.
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  He was down with Uber early before Uber was Uber, Uber now. That's what Ashton
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  Kutcher did. Yeah. And it got men rolling in the money right now.
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  I should have just got on OnlyFans and been like helicopter Paul.
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  There you go. Something.
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  Whatever works. Woo. Yeah. Whatever works. Shit. Listen, you know what?
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  If the girls don't like me, the guys going to love me. So I'll be gay for a
• 19:54
  stay. I'll be gay OnlyFans. Yeah.
• 19:57
  I'll pretend to let guys are OnlyFans for a couple million dollars.
• 20:00
  Look, we talked about that for Backshot.
• 20:04
  Actually, there was a documentary on it. No sex, no sex, no sex.
• 20:07
  There was a documentary about when OnlyFans first came out, and there was a
• 20:12
  guy that was a male model on there, and he's got all these gay followers.
• 20:16
  And he's like, I'm not even gay. I'm not even gay. I don't care.
• 20:19
  Fuck that. Is it Johnny Sins? You got to ride with that shit, yo.
• 20:23
  Sometimes, listen, you might get a whole bunch of gay fans, guy fans.
• 20:26
  I'm not going to ride with that shit. But, you know, I'd be like,
• 20:28
  hey, how you doing, Alan?
• 20:29
  What's up, buddy? Want to see the big old donker here? I can't guarantee you, though.
• 20:34
  I can almost guarantee you he beat this meat for some gay guys, though.
• 20:38
  Hey, do you need him and the gay guy? It's all good. You know you're making
• 20:42
  a good pay check for that thing. Listen, man.
• 20:45
  Hey, Paul, you got to do what you got to do sometimes, man. I'm not gay,
• 20:48
  but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Yeah, right?
• 20:51
  I do something strange and some change. If you put enough liquor in my system
• 20:55
  and give me some cash, I ain't mad.
• 20:57
  Exactly, right? So fuck, though. You know what I'm saying? I'll be like,
• 20:59
  hey, what you want to see, John?
• 21:02
  What you want to see? The more you pay, the more I play. You know what I'm saying?
• 21:08
  That's what you got to do. Jesus Christ. Right? Right? The more you pay,
• 21:11
  the more I play. That's just how, that's, that sound like your work.
• 21:15
  I'd do it, man. I'd do it. That's true. Hey, this, I'd do it.
• 21:17
  You just need your wails. That's it, man. I'd be wearing like a little,
• 21:20
  I'd wear anything. I don't care. Whatever. What y'all want me to wear today?
• 21:23
  You know? Look, I'll play with the bears in the gay community.
• 21:27
  They'll pay out, too. Yeah, exactly. Those big boys.
• 21:30
  Those big boys have no money. You know, people are homophobic these days.
• 21:34
  I mean, I'm not homophobic. I don't care, yo. If you're gay,
• 21:36
  you're gay. Whatever, you like girls, boys. I don't care. You know,
• 21:39
  I just thought of something that make a big...
• 21:42
  Totally off the wall and not even like a thing, but maybe it would be a thing.
• 21:46
  Like, so they say that they have these whales that, you know,
• 21:49
  give them just hundreds of thousands of dollars. Right.
• 21:52
  But maybe those people that are giving them hundreds of thousands of dollars
• 21:57
  are like using it for tax evasion.
• 22:00
  Probably. You know, like they, like they got millions and millions of dollars
• 22:04
  and they got to find a way to get rid of it, to show like that their expenses
• 22:08
  are going somewhere. Yeah. And so.
• 22:10
  I get it. Yeah. I totally get it, man. Yeah, I get it.
• 22:14
  Yeah. Hold on a second.
• 22:17
  What you got, Alan? So I got the next one up from Shoof. Shoof.
• 22:22
  We only got so much in from them, but it's good for what it is.
• 22:25
  I love their stuff. Oh, yeah.
• 22:27
  I got a text. My kids want to know when I'm going to go home because they want to dye eggs.
• 22:31
  I don't think I need to really be there for that. They want what? Dye Easter eggs.
• 22:35
  Dye Easter eggs? Yeah, you know it's Easter. You dye the eggs.
• 22:38
  Yeah, and you do an egg hunt. What, you haven't ever done that?
• 22:41
  No. Seriously? Your mom never knew that? No, I'm just fucking...
• 22:46
  Goddamn. I lived in the hood. We don't do that type of shit.
• 22:50
  You're talking about dye eggs, different colors. Yeah. Oh, yeah,
• 22:52
  yeah, yeah. We done it. But I'm like, I've done it with them years.
• 22:55
  I don't think I really need to be present for that.
• 22:57
  I mean, they... Yeah, Paul, that's a parent's thing. You should be there. Yeah.
• 23:00
  Come on, dad. Get over here. We want to dye eggs. I want you to be there to
• 23:03
  dye the eggs with us. I'm just taking some eggs that they want that they can.
• 23:06
  All right. Listen, Paul, you got to be there, right? You got to be present.
• 23:08
  Some things, you know what?
• 23:09
  To you, it may not be that important, but to the little kids,
• 23:12
  that shit is important. Well, no, I'm saying they can still dye eggs. I just don't know why.
• 23:15
  You got to be there. Okay. You got to dye the eggs with them,
• 23:17
  man. Sometimes, you know what?
• 23:18
  Trust me. It's like when you have your kids and they were little and,
• 23:22
  you know, what's your son's name? The youngest one.
• 23:25
  Hey, I can tell you right now, I can't remember a single time I dyed eggs with my parents.
• 23:29
  I know I did, but I couldn't tell you. A single time that I remember that.
• 23:33
  What's your youngest daughter's name?
• 23:35
  Sophia. Sophia. So sometimes you talk to Sophia. Hey, Sophia,
• 23:38
  baby, baby, daddy, daddy, right? You don't make that some damn mate.
• 23:42
  That shit sound crazy. But you got to do it.
• 23:46
  You know what I'm saying? We have to talk baby talk. And they're probably looking
• 23:49
  at us like, why are you talking like that? You know?
• 23:52
  Sometimes you got to, it's not looking stupid, but sometimes it's doing dumb shit.
• 23:58
  To us, it's dumb, but to kids, it's like the fucking world. Like,
• 24:00
  oh, yeah, my dad. You know, because they go to school and brag.
• 24:03
  Because there's some kids at school that ain't got no dads.
• 24:08
  That's real. That's real. That's some real shit. Some kids go to school like,
• 24:12
  my dad did eggs with me. We did the colored eggs this weekend. What'd your dad do?
• 24:16
  He went to the corner store to get eggs, milk, and cigarettes and just came back. Yeah.
• 24:22
  My dad's in prison. He watched me on camera do the eggs with the colored stuff, you know?
• 24:28
  I mean, some people don't show up, you know? Like, just be realistic.
• 24:31
  Some dads ain't there, goddammit, and some others ain't there either.
• 24:33
  Lately, actually, you know what? It's more women in jail than ever.
• 24:35
  So a lot of moms is absent.
• 24:38
  Yeah, man. Your parenting is on an all-time low right now. There's more grandparents
• 24:42
  in the world taking care of their kids' kids than ever.
• 24:45
  I believe it because of the fucking soft parenting or gentle parenting.
• 24:49
  And it's my generation for the millennials, and I fucking hate that shit because
• 24:52
  I don't like gentle parenting.
• 24:55
  Like, you can do it to a degree, but, like, fucking discipline the shit out of your kids.
• 24:59
  You millennials are fucking losers. Tan that ass. You should see the video that
• 25:04
  Taytaz out there. That hurts a little bit. It's fucking true.
• 25:07
  Even Lydia's the fucking losers, yo. To be fair, if you tagged up,
• 25:11
  to be fair, if you tagged up Gen X and the Millennials against Gen Z and Alphas, they're dead.
• 25:19
  Gen Z and Alphas are dead on the water. No doubt. It's true.
• 25:22
  So Tate has a, he's great at making shorts. Who's that?
• 25:26
  Enter Tate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. he's just really good
• 25:29
  at uh like articulating himself to like just sound like to sound like you know
• 25:34
  like the toxic masculinity or whatever but he's like there is no such thing
• 25:39
  as deadbeat dads there are just women that won't shut the fuck up he's like.
• 25:48
  Thoughts and views expressed by Oh, what's up, Hunter?
• 25:53
  That's Hunter's discretion. But Hunter there? GFPD. He's the last police chief, Chief Nelson.
• 26:01
  That's his son. Oh, okay. He's also a police officer. Great guy.
• 26:03
  Awesome person. What's up, Hunter, man? Nice to see you, buddy.
• 26:06
  So he goes on and he says that all these deadbeat dads that don't want to come
• 26:10
  around, it's because they don't want to be around the woman.
• 26:15
  Like, if they came over and she had prepared dinner, had a hot meal,
• 26:19
  the kids were, like, playing and everything, like, he'd be, like,
• 26:23
  she'd be telling him to not be dad so much because he'd be coming around too often.
• 26:27
  True. But the problem is that he doesn't want to go there because he doesn't
• 26:30
  want to deal with the woman.
• 26:32
  You know, Tate's kind of chauvinistic. Yeah. He's the pig. Yeah.
• 26:37
  I get it. But yeah, you know, he's hit amiss with me because I believe he says
• 26:43
  shit to get spark something out of you. Yeah, I know. But I just get a kick out.
• 26:47
  He makes me laugh. Oh, 100%. He's super funny, super intelligent.
• 26:51
  I got a little bit of love for the guy.
• 26:53
  Love his work. I think those guys work their asses off to get to that point.
• 26:57
  Yeah, but you love him because he's the asshole.
• 26:59
  He'll just say it, but that's what everyone— A lot of people are mentally thinking
• 27:02
  that, too. I'm like, okay, shit, damn.
• 27:04
  I love people who say shit. that nobody's willing to say.
• 27:08
  And the Tates, it's a couple of them that just say, that guy Myron,
• 27:12
  you know Myron, that guy Myron. From Trash and Fade. Yeah, Myron.
• 27:15
  Myron's an asshole, bro.
• 27:17
  He's a fucking asshole. Wasn't he formerly FBI or something?
• 27:20
  Yeah, he was formerly FBI. Really? Yeah. He was formerly FBI. He was FBI for years.
• 27:24
  Myron says some shit that fucking
• 27:26
  pisses people off. Myron will call out a girl right in front of you.
• 27:30
  He'll say, you're just here because we got money.
• 27:32
  You're just here to just hook up with us. You're just here to see what you can
• 27:35
  get. You know when he went, Myron Gaines.
• 27:37
  Yeah, Myron Gaines. Yeah, Myron's good, you know.
• 27:39
  Well, even when Tate was doing that, he was on a yacht. Yeah.
• 27:43
  And he's going on about that. And then all of a sudden, a helicopter goes flying
• 27:48
  by overhead. So it kind of like, and he's like, sorry about that.
• 27:51
  It's the American government constantly spying on me.
• 27:55
  Probably true too, right? What the fuck? My God, yeah. I like Myron. Myron Gaines is funny.
• 28:00
  I think, you know, they're interesting. You know, like they've perfected.
• 28:05
  Pissing people off. Yep. I like that, yeah. I should have jumped on that wagon.
• 28:09
  And I could have made some money. There's a smart way to do it, you know?
• 28:13
  It's funny because the whole alpha male thing is the dumbest thing ever.
• 28:15
  Yeah, alpha male. I get it.
• 28:18
  There's certain levels to it. But, like, the one troll, that Wes Watson dude,
• 28:22
  what a fucking piece of shit troll that is. Yeah, he's a troll. Jesus. Totally a troll.
• 28:27
  No, you know what? I, man, I just, I don't know. I don't have a problem with
• 28:32
  none of those guys. I think those guys are funny.
• 28:34
  They make some good points But they definitely stir the pot But that's their
• 28:39
  niche That gets people's attention They found a lane and their lane is like
• 28:44
  Pissing people off and I love it It's like fuck,
• 28:47
  Why can't we get there at one point Piss people off a little bit But you know
• 28:51
  I get it It's like that whatever podcast Those are great That dude on there
• 28:56
  Andrew That dude on there is just Him and his wife call bullshit for what it is,
• 29:01
  He's a professional debater Yeah.
• 29:04
  Oh, really? His wife is like very much in the same ballpark too,
• 29:07
  except for she doesn't go as hard as he does because she's not on as much.
• 29:12
  But I mean, like even that Myron Gaines, I mean, you can...
• 29:15
  It's funny because they piss people off, but then, you know,
• 29:18
  he's like in an interview with his fiance or girlfriend saying that,
• 29:21
  yeah, you know, she'll still be with me, but I'm still going to bang other chicks
• 29:25
  and everything. And then like a month later, she dumps him.
• 29:27
  Did you see the documentary on Netflix of the Manosphere?
• 29:31
  Oh, no, I was watching Ben Shapiro do a review on it. Yeah. Oh,
• 29:35
  it's, I watched it. Jesus, it's cringy.
• 29:38
  It's funny, but it's so cringy, like to do that.
• 29:42
  I don't know. Oh, it is. It's Hamza. I got a kick out of it.
• 29:45
  That's his family. Oh, okay. Got a pretty kiss. Hi, girl. You know, yeah. Oh, man. Oh.
• 29:51
  Hi, little guy. It's just two little guys. That's awesome. They're awesome people, man.
• 29:55
  Liked them. He met his wife. I guess his wife, I think she used to be a dispatcher at 9-1-1. Oh.
• 30:01
  And, you know, and I guess when she sent him on a call, he came back and said,
• 30:05
  who was that girl with a nice voice? And he wifed her.
• 30:08
  My wife, I met her because she was bringing me shots. There you go.
• 30:11
  I met her bringing me shots. Shots fired.
• 30:17
  I'm not going to lie to that shot, girl. What were you drinking?
• 30:20
  Sorry, what were you drinking?
• 30:21
  Oh, shit. I don't even know back then. Oh, shit. But I knew that she was drinking
• 30:26
  tequila after work. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.
• 30:28
  Like, I met my wife at Bucks back in the day. Oh, you did? Oh, shit. Bucks.
• 30:34
  Wow. That brings back some memories. Right? Holy shit. Holy shit.
• 30:40
  But it started off with heavy drinking too. I see Schaaf has like all these
• 30:44
  different places, huh? Schaaf, Belgium, Schaaf, USA.
• 30:47
  Yeah. There's a couple of different hubs like New York.
• 30:49
  Schaaf, France, Schaaf, Spain. There's a couple of different regions around
• 30:53
  the world. But it's out of Belgium, right?
• 30:54
  Yeah. Nice. They're originally based, but. Originally based in Belgium.
• 30:56
  They have something like Duval or Duval's based out of a big branch. Yeah.
• 31:01
  Obviously Boulevard, Kansas. And then you got Omeganga, Couperstown,
• 31:05
  New York. Oh, nice. Schaaf is overseas.
• 31:07
  Oh, nice. But they do ship over here. I love it. And it comes from New York and then it hits down.
• 31:12
  Yeah. I love it. Yeah. Shoff, this is some good beer. This is my first time
• 31:15
  ever having a Shoff. So now we're drinking their traditional cherry sour.
• 31:20
  So this is a traditional Belgian Crick cherry sour. It's tart.
• 31:24
  It's light. It's a little sweet, but it's not overwhelming.
• 31:27
  This is what a traditional Belgian sour is.
• 31:31
  8%er. But it doesn't drink like it. But it doesn't take like 8%.
• 31:34
  It's a, it's a natural, like dark cherry toastedness, but it's like a light
• 31:39
  sweetness, but this is what tradition is.
• 31:42
  This is delicious. This is what this, this is what it is.
• 31:46
  I think this might be one of my favorite beers we've had on the show.
• 31:48
  So this one is, this one is a silver award-winning medal from them.
• 31:51
  Nice. Oh man. I drink this every day. This one is silver in the world.
• 31:54
  Yeah. It's dope. Yeah. Where can you get this? I mean. Happy Harry's has all
• 31:58
  this stuff right now. Yeah.
• 31:59
  How can you get these things, these ones into a bar?
• 32:02
  You have to convince the bar to get them too, which sucks because they keg some of these too.
• 32:06
  And I would like to see in particularly jail beers or the tap room,
• 32:12
  get the Schoof cherry or the next one we're going to try, which is the Omegang Rosetta. Nice.
• 32:17
  Same style as the Schoof cherry.
• 32:20
  It's, but it's five, six, so it's Lori BV. That one is the more traditional
• 32:24
  Belgian sour, like cherry sour. what the tradition is because it's either used.
• 32:30
  Cherry, blackberry, or like any dark berry fruits. Right.
• 32:34
  What traditional cherry, what traditional sours are based off of. Right.
• 32:38
  If I were to get, what's a six pack of this?
• 32:41
  This Shoof, it only comes in 12 packs, so you get three, all three in the 12
• 32:45
  pack. You can't just get the one? Nope. Only variety pack right now. Damn it.
• 32:48
  You can't go wrong. But you're getting all three of them, so it's all in the
• 32:51
  variety pack. How much does it cost? Like 20 bucks for the variety pack.
• 32:53
  That's not bad. It's quality Debris, eight, nine percenters, Paul. No, yeah, I know.
• 32:57
  And $20 for a 12-pack, that's not bad. They all come individually,
• 33:00
  but right now they just brought, McKinnon has these, so McKinnon just got the
• 33:03
  variety pack just to bring them in.
• 33:05
  Nine, eight, and eight. And they're moving very well, so they're going to work on getting more.
• 33:09
  I would like to just get that cherry one, though, just for summer on the boat.
• 33:13
  Oh, yeah. Are they in the fridge?
• 33:15
  Warm shelf only. Warm shelf, warm shelf. I like it. It's delicious.
• 33:18
  For what they are, they're fantastic. Yeah. So it's called Shuff?
• 33:21
  Shuff Debris. Shuff. Shuff.
• 33:24
  Yep. You know what it kind of reminds me of? What? What are those?
• 33:26
  Those like those cough drops. Oh, the halls? No, no. The ones that everybody just eats like candy.
• 33:32
  And they have the little cherry on the box.
• 33:36
  What is that?
• 33:37
  Vic? Not Vic. No. Like kids love them.
• 33:40
  See, I was thinking, I was thinking the grandma's, like the grandma's candies,
• 33:44
  like the strawberry in them. And that's what I was thinking.
• 33:46
  Oh yeah, that works too. Yeah. But it's not. Those are one of my favorite candies too.
• 33:50
  And you can only find them with your grandma or they're in a bowl with the Withers
• 33:54
  Butterscotch. Oh yeah, I like those.
• 33:56
  And then they all come out in one big chunk. Yeah. But you're not mad.
• 33:59
  You're eating them all. Totally.
• 34:01
  Oh, I'm going to figure that out. We got to get a commitment.
• 34:02
  Hey, Paul, can we get the Holistic Hub commercial in today too? Yeah.
• 34:05
  Yeah, that'd be kind of good actually. shout out to Stu and his wife oh they're
• 34:11
  awesome I think they went away too they went to Mexico or something,
• 34:15
  Luden Luden's Luden's oh yeah Luden's reminds me of Luden's it's a good beer
• 34:20
  man holy shit yeah I like it shuff mm-hmm yeah delicious.
• 34:27
  And again it's a nice light it's a nice light tart sour yeah but you can crush
• 34:32
  these things left and right but they'll never come in cans it's only bottles for shuff,
• 34:36
  but that's fine yeah man you guys
• 34:39
  want to hear an off topic story really quick nothing's off
• 34:43
  topic yeah it's kind of so my son's
• 34:47
  sixth birthday is coming up yeah and he loves mario kart weed is that thomas
• 34:53
  yeah no connor but he's gotten really good at it thomas is what eight yeah and
• 34:57
  so i was thinking i'd like to get him a different mario kart game right and
• 35:02
  then i I was like, oh, I remember really liking Double Dash.
• 35:05
  And so I had to do a little research, and that was on the game, the Nintendo GameCube.
• 35:10
  And so I called up Rock 30 and so to get a GameCube over there,
• 35:16
  like a refurbished one is like 180 bucks.
• 35:18
  Right. And then I said, all right, well, do you have Mario Kart?
• 35:20
  You know, the double dash? And they're like, yeah, it's $120.
• 35:24
  God. It's a Mario Kart? Because it's like a collector's item now. Yeah.
• 35:28
  And so I texted my cousin because we used to play that all the time back at
• 35:33
  our, the old apartment. Right.
• 35:35
  And he was like, well, I think I still have your old GameCube.
• 35:39
  Oh. It's like, I think it's broken. It doesn't work. Right. And so he found
• 35:43
  it, opens the ejector thing on it.
• 35:47
  And Mario Kart is in it. What's inside of it. Oh, Mario Kart.
• 35:50
  Holy shit. Yep. Yeah. And so even if the council is broken, they said I can
• 35:54
  bring it in there and I can, they do a trade deal where they'll take the broken
• 35:57
  one and then they'll give you a new one for like half price. Duh.
• 36:00
  So I can get like a refurbished GameCube for like 80 bucks.
• 36:03
  And then I already got the Mario Kart, which is worth like 120 bucks now.
• 36:06
  Now I just got to get my cousin trying to figure out where he put the controllers
• 36:08
  in the other games. Yeah.
• 36:10
  Because why you wouldn't put them all in the same boxes?
• 36:12
  Yeah, that... I don't under... Tony, why wouldn't you just put them all in the same box? Yeah.
• 36:17
  Yeah. Very true. But I do like that I can play Mario Kart on my phone.
• 36:21
  Yeah, I can do that too. Really?
• 36:23
  My kids are always taking it. Oh, yeah, since I don't have any...
• 36:25
  I don't have a game station, I'll just play it. Where do you buy it at? On the App Store.
• 36:29
  It's free. Is it in iTunes too? Yeah. I wonder how much my Mario Kart on my
• 36:34
  Wii is. I wonder how much Mario Kart will cost for my PlayStation...
• 36:38
  You can't get it on play. Yeah, that's the other thing, because I was trying to find it for my Xbox.
• 36:41
  Yeah. It's exclusive to Nintendo. Yeah, you have to have Nintendo because they
• 36:45
  own everything, and they will never give up anything whatsoever.
• 36:48
  But I love the GameCube. The GameCube was, like, one of my favorite consoles.
• 36:51
  The Mario Kart, too. See, I didn't mind the GameCube, but I was always stuck on the 64.
• 36:55
  Yeah. Holy shit, that thing was fun. That's my shit, yeah. Woo.
• 36:58
  The GameCube was just a party one. I mean, it was a precursor to the Wii, I think. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 37:03
  On the GameCube, I would fucking love Smash Brothers no matter what. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 37:07
  I love it. Fuck. Yeah, I'm just hoping that he can find my Mario Golf game.
• 37:11
  Oh, that'd be sweet. I love playing Mario Golf. That was fun.
• 37:13
  Because that's one of the ones, the reason I like those kind of games is because
• 37:15
  you can just wait for your next turn up.
• 37:18
  So you can sit there and you can just do your own thing. And it's like,
• 37:20
  all right, you know, you're up next. Yep. I love it.
• 37:23
  It's the same with like, I would love, like I, there's a, there's a thing on
• 37:27
  Amazon, like a Super Nintendo, like a mini one you could purchase.
• 37:31
  Right. I just want to go back and play Donkey Kong, like old Super Mario 1, 2, 3. I love it.
• 37:37
  Just those games will never go out of date whatsoever.
• 37:40
  Yeah. Mainly so I can have Super Nintendo 2 and I can play Mortal Kombat.
• 37:43
  Oh, I love it. Yeah. I miss like Asteroids.
• 37:47
  Remember Asteroids? Oh yeah. Fuck, I was good in fucking Astros, man.
• 37:50
  I'd be in fucking the arcade all day off of fucking one quarter,
• 37:55
  rocking that bitch, you know what I'm saying? It's Star Fox, man.
• 37:58
  No, no, no. Star Fox was good. Yeah. And then the Galactica one,
• 38:02
  the Battlestar Galactica one was good.
• 38:04
  But man, Astroids, I was killing, and Space Invaders, I used to kill that shit, man.
• 38:09
  Those are real games. You know, this shit, I don't know what the fuck this shit is now.
• 38:13
  You know, everything's just shoot them up, bang, bang, kill everybody.
• 38:16
  Oh, let's go to war type of game.
• 38:18
  Like, what the fuck, man? My wife was, like, beating me up. She said that she
• 38:20
  was going to, like, donkey kick
• 38:21
  me or something. I told her I was going to donkey punch her. Oh, shit.
• 38:25
  She did not get the reference. Oh, that's even better. That's even better.
• 38:30
  Now, you should have just really, you should have really flipped this out.
• 38:32
  Donkey dick you now, girl. Shit, you don't know me.
• 38:36
  Shots fired. There's actually a movie out called Donkey Punch.
• 38:40
  Yep. Donkey what? Punch. Donkey punch. Do you know what a donkey punch is?
• 38:43
  No, what the fuck is a donkey punch? Really?
• 38:46
  When a donkey kicks you from behind or hit him on your dick?
• 38:48
  A donkey. Penis, penis, you know penis.
• 38:50
  Okay, so if there are children in the room, tell them we'll leave right now? Yeah.
• 38:55
  So a donkey punch, I'm telling you, they actually made a movie off of this,
• 38:58
  is when you're fucking somebody in the ass and then you punch them in the back
• 39:01
  of the neck to make them tighten up.
• 39:04
  Wow. Now this movie, this movie that they made, they have a couple of girls
• 39:10
  on this boat with like these three guys.
• 39:13
  Yeah. And the one guy is like hooking up and he does that and he ends up killing her.
• 39:17
  And so the rest of the movie is them trying to hide, like, how they're going
• 39:21
  to figure out how to, like, dispose of the body and not let her friends know and everything.
• 39:27
  It's an actual movie. God damn. That's the best part.
• 39:31
  Donkey punch is you having anal sex and punching somebody in the back of their neck. Yeah.
• 39:39
  Wow. I've learned some new shit today, yeah. I've learned some new shit today.
• 39:43
  Hold on. Let's send a video out.
• 39:47
  Alan, did you know what donkey punch mean? Yep.
• 39:51
  Paul, did you know what donkey punch mean? I'm going to explain it. He explained it.
• 39:55
  Everybody, donkey punch, donkey punch is a movie, and it is a term used that
• 40:02
  when you're having anal sex and somebody punches you in the back of your neck,
• 40:07
  you've been donkey punched.
• 40:09
  You heard that first here on the Brew Brothers podcast. And Paul,
• 40:13
  I don't know how the fuck he knows that, but he must be doing some wild shit at home.
• 40:17
  So, speaking of wild things that involve, like, backdoor activity,
• 40:21
  we're drinking something that involves more cherries. Oh, speaking of donkey.
• 40:26
  How did that transition? I don't know.
• 40:30
  Well, it could have been that or it could have been the milk.
• 40:32
  We all run on Allentine. Here you go. It worked.
• 40:36
  And I was about to say, I like this one, too, damn it. Oh, shit.
• 40:39
  So, this is another one. They should make a drink called Donkey Punch, right?
• 40:42
  They do, I guarantee that. Some breweries made one called Donkey Punch.
• 40:46
  Or there's a cocktail made Donkey Punch. It has to be a Donkey Punch. That's brilliant.
• 40:50
  And who came up with this? How?
• 40:53
  Someone got bored and said, I know what? I'm going to fucking,
• 40:55
  I'm bored and I'm just going to do something wild. It wasn't a brother, that's for sure.
• 40:59
  It's going to be the same thing as like a Bronco Buster. He said a Donkey Punch.
• 41:05
  You're just going to be fucking riding some chick from the back and your boys
• 41:09
  are going to be busting in the door. And the minute you get caught,
• 41:12
  you got to ride that thing for eight seconds.
• 41:15
  That's wild, yeah. That's your Bronco Buster. That sounds all wild,
• 41:18
  yeah. How do these shows always go down this road? I don't know.
• 41:23
  You can't let her buck. Yo, listen, hey. We're having fun. We're just, you know what?
• 41:28
  The transition kind of worked too, Paul. We just kind of just rode right into
• 41:31
  Donkey Punch to Cherries. We went from Donkey Kong to Donkey Punch. Yeah. I mean.
• 41:35
  Mario Kart to Donkey Kong to Donkey Punch to Cherries. And then Bronco Bustin'.
• 41:40
  And then Bronco Bustin'. Horse Riding.
• 41:42
  Horse Riding. Yeah. All that stuff. Yeah, that stuff. Yeah.
• 41:49
  What are we drinking, Alan? What are we drinking, man? We're drinking another
• 41:51
  Cherry Bomb from Omegang.
• 41:54
  So this is another affiliated family under Duval with the Schoof and Boulevard, which we'll have too.
• 41:59
  So Rosetta is a traditional Belgian...
• 42:02
  Cherry Kirk Sour. It's good too, man. Man, it's almost the same.
• 42:07
  Lower ABV, lighter body, but full flavor just as well.
• 42:11
  This is good. Yeah. This is the one I would like to. So this is like,
• 42:15
  if you would think of this, like the Dutchess used to be a heavy traditional
• 42:19
  sour as well, more cherry forward.
• 42:22
  Right. That one had more flavors like balsamic vinaigrette, like plum and fig.
• 42:25
  This is cherry with like a little bit of like fig-ish characteristics.
• 42:29
  Like you could smell a little bit more.
• 42:31
  Right. But straight cherry forward, but like, if you can pull different flavors,
• 42:34
  like what your nose thinks. Yeah.
• 42:36
  I like the other one better, but this one is still better. Oh yeah,
• 42:39
  but on tap, this would be a lot more friendlier. That one would just be one and every now and then.
• 42:43
  Yeah, and that one was also in a bottle too, so.
• 42:46
  But if you put that on tap with this one, people will go for this one a lot
• 42:50
  more because it's a lot easier to drink.
• 42:52
  Yeah, I could see that. It's not as sweet. Yep, and not as thick or as heavy
• 42:56
  as other people want. It's good, man. Yeah.
• 42:58
  I mean, some good beers, right, Paul? Oh, Omegang is a solid buster.
• 43:04
  Omegang's got nothing but good beers, but they're also traditional Belgian-based,
• 43:07
  but being based out of Cooperstown, New York.
• 43:09
  Yeah, Omegang is the shit, though. They don't miss very often.
• 43:12
  They hit all the time, just about.
• 43:15
  I mean, all their beers are just really good.
• 43:18
  If they got any bad beers, I haven't had one yet. So, I don't know.
• 43:22
  They're always good. The stouts are amazing. The barrel-y stuff is amazing.
• 43:26
  Their IPAs are really tasty. Their weird ones are their Saisons.
• 43:29
  And, like, they make a good Belgian amber, which is really good. Yeah.
• 43:33
  But their Saisons, because they're more earthy and aromatic,
• 43:35
  like, earth grit characteristics.
• 43:36
  Like, a little bit of dirt, a little bit of, like, floral notes with,
• 43:40
  like, fresh pollen and, like, spring notes to it.
• 43:45
  Yeah, I like it. But it's very bubbly and yeasty flavor. So you get a little
• 43:49
  bit of banana in there too, but they're heavier.
• 43:51
  Right. Then you add different flavors. They have a rosé or a cherry in there
• 43:54
  too, and it gives off a wildly different flavor.
• 43:57
  Yeah, it's a great beer. Yeah. It's brilliant.
• 44:00
  They don't miss, man. No. Omegang is a solid traditional backbone.
• 44:04
  Same with like Schoof and all these. Aren't they part of Anheuser-Busch too these days? Nope.
• 44:08
  They're all, these are all, Duval is, like I said, Boulevard, Omegang, Schoof.
• 44:14
  The bunch of them got together. Yep, but they're all one family.
• 44:17
  There's five breweries under one family named Duval. Right.
• 44:21
  But they're all under the most, of course, family base for the most part. Right.
• 44:26
  Oh, that's good then. Yeah. I like it. I mean, you know, you got to partner
• 44:29
  up these days, man. Yep, and you have to go into the big boys,
• 44:31
  so that's the only way for distribution.
• 44:33
  But these guys are big in Europe, no matter what, so they don't even open to get in the States.
• 44:37
  It's easier to partner up with a bigger distribution.
• 44:40
  Omegang's all overseas everywhere. Yep. Yeah, they're all overseas.
• 44:42
  And it's kind of cool because, you know, speaking of being like everywhere,
• 44:46
  Drecker, Drecker's everywhere, bro.
• 44:48
  Like I've been out of state and every state I've been to, you can find a Drecker
• 44:51
  beer. Yeah, but even you can find them in Okinawa, Japan.
• 44:54
  Yeah. Even in Guam. Yeah. Even in Guam, like you can find their beer overseas.
• 44:58
  Drecker's everywhere, bro.
• 44:59
  Like they've done a really good job of getting their beer everywhere.
• 45:02
  My buddy, Zach Brooks, he used to be around here back in the day and I used to work with him.
• 45:07
  He's now overseas in China and Japan. He's found a bunch of their beers over
• 45:11
  there. He sent me photos and I'm like, it's wild to see that, that there.
• 45:16
  Absolutely. So just, just show up, be out tonight, right?
• 45:19
  Put it out tonight because Foolish Boss tomorrow. He might as well just put
• 45:22
  it out tonight. Yeah, I can do it. What day is it? Today's Friday. Friday.
• 45:27
  Well, we have Icky Ichabod at 9. Icky Ichabod at 9? Okay, cool.
• 45:30
  But his is only about a half hour. Okay. So if anybody hasn't seen Icky Ichabod,
• 45:34
  his shows are great, by the way. Amazing.
• 45:36
  The one that is coming out tonight is actually one of my favorite ones.
• 45:40
  I kind of put a lot of input into it because he covered V for Vendetta.
• 45:44
  If you've ever seen that movie. Of course. Good movie.
• 45:46
  Great, great movie. It's been a while since I've seen that. I got to watch that. so yeah
• 45:49
  if you watch that yeah icky he's got an interesting take
• 45:53
  on shows that he kind of like old cult classic films
• 45:56
  you know okay you know you wouldn't think that v for vendetta is like
• 45:59
  old but came out in 2005 yeah that's dope yeah oh yeah a long time ago yeah
• 46:02
  yeah but then but that mask is very much as iconic as a guy fox oh yeah yes
• 46:08
  well the thing that i loved and i talked about this in the the show so just
• 46:11
  tune into it at nine tonight is that it came out in 2005 but it's almost like
• 46:16
  Like it was the precursor to COVID.
• 46:18
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, with the way the whole storyline goes.
• 46:22
  Absolutely. Until you see the very end and when everything kind of ties together,
• 46:25
  it's like, damn, that's exactly what they did during COVID.
• 46:27
  Actually, you know, you could put it out tomorrow at one o'clock when we're at the Fool's Ball.
• 46:31
  So we could say that the show just came out today, right now,
• 46:34
  at the Fool's Ball. Oh, yes. Well, no, but everybody's going to be at the Fool's
• 46:38
  Ball. They're not going to watch it.
• 46:39
  They're listening on the way home. I don't care. Whatever.
• 46:43
  No, I don't care. I'm just trying to be all, you know, I'm trying to,
• 46:47
  trying to ask him an extra flair. It's just going wrong.
• 46:52
  It's going wrong. But yeah, no. Uh, yeah, whatever. But yeah,
• 46:55
  people, people definitely will be, it's going to be packed at the food as well.
• 46:58
  Well, hopefully you get to go, Paul.
• 47:00
  If not, we'll send you lots of pictures. Yeah. I have your ticket ready if you're ready.
• 47:06
  Yeah. Well, I'm going to take some convincing. Oh.
• 47:10
  Hold on. I got it. Yeah. If you're ready, Paul.
• 47:13
  Are you ready? Are you ready?
• 47:16
  Is it milk stout? Yep. So we're sticking with the same family from Schiff,
• 47:20
  Omegang, Boulevard, and well, now we are drinking Boulevard.
• 47:24
  I think I've had that. This is brand new.
• 47:27
  Yeah. Are you just sitting down chilling? Okay. Cool.
• 47:30
  Yeah that's fine you want some beer though okay cool wow that's why i came for
• 47:38
  the beer only for the bs for the beer yeah oh that looks thick that's what she
• 47:43
  said yeah hold on a second.
• 47:52
  Oh god do you know what a donkey punch is fucking michael scott yeah i've heard
• 47:57
  of it but i'm not I'm not sure what it is. Oh, okay.
• 47:59
  She doesn't know what it is. You always have to listen to the show.
• 48:01
  Yeah, you have to listen to the show, then.
• 48:03
  We'll talk about a Dougie Bunch later, huh?
• 48:06
  No. No, no. No, Google Doc. You got to hear it first. If you Google it,
• 48:11
  you take the fun out of it.
• 48:12
  Well, not only that, but who knows what else is going to come up.
• 48:14
  Yeah, that's, yeah. She won't drink the dog beer, will you?
• 48:17
  Will you drink the? She'll try it. Yeah, that's a try type of drink.
• 48:21
  If not, we'll take the rest of it. What are we drinking here,
• 48:23
  Allie? We are drinking Boulevard, another family under the Duval name with Schiff and Omegang.
• 48:29
  It is their new one released. It is a barrel-aged Irish cream stout in collaboration
• 48:35
  with Five Farms Cream Ale.
• 48:38
  Well, Five Farms, but they make a really good cream ale. Yeah, I like it.
• 48:43
  Yep. I've had it before. I think it's a really good beer.
• 48:46
  Yeah, I would say this just got released, which is solid. Yeah.
• 48:50
  Mmm, yeah, it's a good dessert one. Yeah, it's a leather.
• 48:53
  Well, yeah, but I wanted to tie it in the family before we round off.
• 48:58
  It's a barrel age, huh? Yep. Yeah. Nice 11 percenter.
• 49:01
  11 percenter. Yeah, now these are, these are going to go home shit face.
• 49:06
  Remember guys, I got to dye eggs. He's got to dye egg with his kids today. Yeah.
• 49:13
  See that? Dying eggs is essential. Well, we were talking about why his kids
• 49:17
  wanted to dye eggs, right? So what happened was he was wondering why he had to be there to do it.
• 49:22
  So I was like, well, that's the proper thing that a dad would do with his kids
• 49:26
  or a mother. Right, Paul?
• 49:27
  And then we realized that the reason why your kids want to die ex is when they
• 49:32
  go to school, they can tell the kids that don't have no fathers that they die next to their dad.
• 49:39
  Well, maybe I don't want to make those kids feel bad. It's not your job.
• 49:42
  That's your kid's job. Yeah, it's your kid's job.
• 49:46
  You don't know how kids are these days? Kids are assholes, bro.
• 49:49
  You should see my kids. They're total assholes. See that?
• 49:52
  Their job is to make those assholes feel bad. It's so bad because the two of
• 49:56
  them, they both have to be the boss.
• 49:59
  Oh, God. They're fighting all the time. And so all they do is they just fight
• 50:01
  constantly because they're going to make a fort in the basement and one has
• 50:07
  to have it their way and one has to have it their way. They can't just make their own forts. Right.
• 50:10
  They just got to sit there and constantly get in each other's faces and say,
• 50:13
  no, you got to do it this way. No, you got to do it that way until,
• 50:15
  you know, you go down there. and I, and then you yell, right?
• 50:18
  Yeah, I don't. Cut the shit! Yeah. No for that!
• 50:22
  Your brothers not supposed to fight each other as you get thrown,
• 50:26
  as some shit gets thrown at them. I know when me and my brothers used to like
• 50:29
  argue and fuss and fight.
• 50:31
  And my mother used to be like, you better have that same energy.
• 50:33
  When your brother get his butt kicked, you better jump in. I'm like,
• 50:36
  oh, damn, I got to jump in.
• 50:38
  Shit. All right, cool. I'm jumping in. I actually thought about, I was going to go on.
• 50:44
  I'm assuming you just get him on Amazon. I was going to get some Chinese finger traps. Right.
• 50:48
  And so I was going to put their fingers in the Chinese finger traps.
• 50:50
  Yeah. They're going to fight worse.
• 50:52
  Yeah, because they can't get away from each other. No. And then I got to tell
• 50:55
  them, look, you got to work together. Yeah. To get out.
• 50:59
  There you go. You know, you both got to give a little. Yeah.
• 51:03
  To be able to get along. Yeah, exactly.
• 51:07
  That's a good method. I think that's a good, smart thing to do.
• 51:09
  Either that, they'll just have their fingers tied and I'm just going to go do
• 51:14
  my thing and watch them just lock them in a room, right?
• 51:17
  Post the door behind you. Get both of their hands and just fucking do the index finger.
• 51:22
  They're going to be so mad. Oh, no. Yeah, I was going to do it to,
• 51:25
  yeah. So they'd be locked to each other.
• 51:27
  Yeah. Yeah. Like, don't like have them like do it themselves.
• 51:31
  Like, you know, like. Each kid.
• 51:32
  Like each kid is going to have their, probably do like all five fingers. That's hilarious.
• 51:37
  Fuck, man. That's hilarious. Oh, it's awesome. Kids probably self-destruct.
• 51:41
  They'd probably be going crazy. They're going to hit each other in the face like, you pull.
• 51:45
  Well, hopefully the one in Taekwondo doesn't know how to do a hip flip. God.
• 51:50
  That's Thomas, right? Yeah. He's going to judo throw. He's an older one.
• 51:53
  He's an older one. He's going to judo throw. But the little guy is tough, though. Oh, yeah.
• 51:57
  And he is dense. Oh, he's dense.
• 52:01
  He's a little shit disturbed, huh? That kid's going to— You know,
• 52:04
  I mean, like, have you ever picked up, like, a 50-pound, like, barbell?
• 52:12
  Yeah. Have you ever picked up a 50-pound kettlebell? Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:15
  Not the same. The density is not the same. He's like a kettlebell. Oh, okay.
• 52:19
  Yeah, you try to pick him up, think that he weighed 300 pounds.
• 52:22
  Oh, he's a pretty thick kid.
• 52:25
  He's, I did something about him. I mean, he's just like dead weight. Yeah.
• 52:28
  That's how it's going to feel when he sits, if he ever sits on someone and just
• 52:31
  starts wailing on him. Exactly. Right.
• 52:33
  He's not like overweight or anything. He's not like a fat kid.
• 52:35
  No. It's okay if he was fat, but you know what? He's just going to be one of
• 52:38
  those kids that he's solid. That's it.
• 52:41
  Yeah. He's just solid. Yeah. That's how it feels. And they're both dense.
• 52:44
  Yeah. I mean, mentality wise. Oh yeah.
• 52:49
  What are we drinking, Alan?
• 52:53
  Irish Stout. We are drinking Boulevard's
• 52:55
  Irish cream barrel-aged stout in collaboration with Five Farms.
• 53:00
  Yeah. It's rich. Yeah, it's too rich for me. That's very, very strong.
• 53:04
  Holy. Oh, strong, right, Dej?
• 53:05
  Yeah. Yeah. The first taste, I was like, all right, that's the thing,
• 53:09
  but there's no way I could drink a glass of this. No. Yeah, it's not nitro, too.
• 53:14
  I'm just glad I was able to share this. Yeah, some beers you're supposed to share. Yeah.
• 53:19
  I got some beers at home that are some strong ones, some barrel-aged.
• 53:23
  And I usually wait time with Alan and Eric to try them because I can't drink them by myself.
• 53:29
  I'm like, oh, I can't drink that. I still got the barrel-aged beer from Barrel
• 53:33
  Theory for the anniversary.
• 53:35
  Oh, wow. I still have the two. I think I still got one. I got one from Indeed and somewhere else.
• 53:39
  And then I got the one from KCBC still. and I have a wake-up stout from Dogfish.
• 53:47
  So we haven't even drank those yet. Especially when they're 18%.
• 53:50
  Yeah, what the hell am I going to drink an 18% of by myself?
• 53:53
  That reeks alcohol. You better just chill at home. Yeah, right, exactly. Dude, shit.
• 54:00
  I can't stay at home and drink like an 18% stout by myself. That's true.
• 54:05
  Just watch Invincible. I would say, I'm caught up to date. I've got to watch
• 54:09
  the newest episode, but oh, yes, you do.
• 54:11
  I'm already up today, but I'm waiting. I was going to watch it tonight.
• 54:15
  Yeah. You're going to be like, holy. Hey, I haven't caught a bit in Monarch yet.
• 54:22
  Oh, yeah. The new one should be out today. We're like three behind, right?
• 54:27
  Oh, wow. It's the fact that I love them together.
• 54:31
  It's the fact that the new season, when she started losing her powers,
• 54:34
  and I knew that even he was, they were in a relationship, and I knew that they
• 54:40
  were, like I had a with like.
• 54:42
  She's probably losing her powers. I'm like, the minute they started to dissolve,
• 54:44
  I'm like, she's got to be pregnant or something. Like, then they showed, like, what is this on?
• 54:50
  Amazon. Amazon? Was it called Invincible? Yeah. It's a, it's the,
• 54:53
  it's animated, but it is the shit.
• 54:56
  Yeah. But it's, it's what the, it's a better version of the boys in the sense
• 55:00
  that the boys comic books are
• 55:02
  good, but it's very, this is more dialed in better in quality. Oh yeah.
• 55:06
  But the boys was like, not animated. No, but the comic books were better.
• 55:11
  But the, this, is so much more well done.
• 55:14
  So if you, to just put it like in perspective, like, okay, it's an animated, you know, cartoon.
• 55:20
  Right. So, you know, but if you're watching it and you're like,
• 55:25
  all right, what's the big deal? What's the big deal?
• 55:26
  But then all of a sudden, like in the last like 15 minutes of the show,
• 55:31
  you're going to be like, oh shit.
• 55:34
  Yeah, I'm watching more of this. So is that good? So on the last episode,
• 55:39
  the big guy got away, right? Yep.
• 55:41
  So this episode That you're gonna watch Yeah Yeah Fuck Yeah Ah Yep That's Yeah
• 55:49
  So how many How many seasons is this?
• 55:52
  This is the fourth season Right now they're in So four seasons But if you look
• 55:55
  Like so Viltrumites Think of this like.
• 55:58
  The villager mites are basically a plague okay and they
• 56:01
  invade different plants to see like how they can breed and reproduce right
• 56:05
  but you don't see that until this current season you
• 56:08
  don't see how the backstory ends up but everything plays
• 56:11
  out in like it is nuts on how much violence and how much like true nature of
• 56:19
  like domination happens like two threats of survival happens right so I gotta
• 56:25
  see that I haven't watched invincible it's good it's really good huh Love it.
• 56:29
  Well, anyway, this is episode 79 Brew Brothers podcast. What do we call this one, Alan?
• 56:35
  Foolers and Brew. Foolers with Brew. Foolers with Brew. Because we are definitely
• 56:39
  dedicated to the Foolers Ball.
• 56:41
  We're going to be there tomorrow, hanging out with everybody,
• 56:43
  all the breweries. It's like 50 different breweries. At least.
• 56:47
  A lot of different beers.
• 56:48
  So it's going to be like hundreds of beers. I won't try everything, but we'll try.
• 56:54
  Yeah. We'll try to get there. Anyway, we got a commercial ball?
• 56:57
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  There we go. If you're going to exit the show for a second, just don't do it to go take a deucer.
• 58:05
  He just leaves us on high and dry while we're still drinking. Yeah.
• 58:09
  That's fine. You abandoned us, goddammit. Oh, sorry. We are not your kids.
• 58:13
  You can't treat us like a dad. I had to pee, guys, you know?
• 58:16
  I'm an old man. Sometimes old men got to go to the bathroom and pee all day.
• 58:20
  Did you have to empty your bag? Like, what took so long? Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:25
  Had to pull that sucker around, like, shit, empty it out, and then, yeah, it sucks, man.
• 58:31
  Sucks getting old, man. You know, when you get old, you got to pee all the time.
• 58:35
  Fuck, it sucks, man. Tell me about it. I've been doing Taekwondo.
• 58:39
  You've been getting your ass kicked left and right. Yeah, so apparently this
• 58:41
  is the thing. As you get older, your hip bones actually start to,
• 58:45
  like, fuse together. Yeah.
• 58:47
  What? Yeah. I'm not ready for that. You know what's weird, yo?
• 58:49
  I have a lot of friends, like, in their 50s that have had hip bones. replacements already.
• 58:56
  I mean, their hips are bad. I'm like, damn, you know. You shouldn't have that until your 50s. Yeah.
• 59:01
  But they're in their 50s, but some of them have been in their 40s,
• 59:04
  got hip replacement in their 40s. I know a couple of people from the military
• 59:08
  that have had like 25. I don't have hip problems.
• 59:11
  My hips are fine. No, but what I'm saying is that.
• 59:13
  My hips are like Shakira. You don't lie.
• 59:17
  No, what I'm saying though is that, so like, if you want to sit there and you
• 59:21
  want to like stretch to try to get to the splits. Yeah.
• 59:24
  Like, so when you get old.
• 59:27
  Your like hip bone and your pelvis, they start to like fuse together.
• 59:35
  Right. So even how, no matter how much stretching you do, the damage is already
• 59:39
  done and they're not going to
• 59:40
  go past where they've already decided that they're going to be fused at.
• 59:44
  The only way to probably do it is to break them.
• 59:47
  Oh, that's shit. That's crazy, man.
• 59:50
  It sounds painful to get old. Fuck. Yeah. I don't want to get old.
• 59:54
  How can we reverse this? I thought I was just going to go over there and kick somebody in the head.
• 59:57
  And I was like, nope, not happening. Yeah, that's not even going that high,
• 1:00:00
  right? No, it's not going nowhere. You got to kick him in a kneecap.
• 1:00:04
  No, thank you to that. I need you to come closer and crouch down so I can head kick you. Yeah, right?
• 1:00:09
  Yeah, bend down so I can kick you in your head. Do the work for me, please. Exactly.
• 1:00:13
  Now, what do you do? What are we drinking out here, man? This mango coach.
• 1:00:16
  We switched up. We're going to lighten it back up. Lighten it back up.
• 1:00:19
  So we're going to go to Shiner.
• 1:00:21
  What up? Back to the Spotsal Brewery. Spotsal. So this is Shiner's version of
• 1:00:27
  their nice light spring beer slash summer.
• 1:00:29
  If you want to get into that, it's going to be their mango culture beer.
• 1:00:32
  So nice traditional light German beer with a mango twist.
• 1:00:35
  It's initially, I think it tastes delicious. Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  But then it has kind of like a linger after that I'm not, I don't really care
• 1:00:43
  for. That's fair. But still good.
• 1:00:45
  But they're also traditional breweries too. So they're more German based.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah. When going down is delicious.
• 1:00:51
  And then it has that bad aftertaste. Yeah. I was kind of like a tin. Yeah. But it.
• 1:00:58
  I don't mind it. I'll still enjoy it for what it is. I'm not going to be mad.
• 1:01:01
  They did a good job. Is it syrup mango or real mango?
• 1:01:04
  It's probably syrup, right? No. Is it real? It's real mango.
• 1:01:06
  Real mango? Yep. I like it, though.
• 1:01:08
  I could taste a mango. You could smell it. I'll enjoy a good six-pack of that,
• 1:01:12
  but I won't. When I'm drinking it, it tastes good. Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  I agree with you. It's the aftertaste. Yeah, the aftertaste is like, eh.
• 1:01:18
  Yeah. It's kind of like, you know. Can live without it. Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  But good variant because they do a lot of different beers. Oh.
• 1:01:25
  Did you have some? Oh, shit. It's okay. There's one over there.
• 1:01:29
  Yeah, let her try it. Okay. She's had a tough work at week. I mean,
• 1:01:34
  work, week at work. Right?
• 1:01:37
  Exactly. I worked out way too hard today. I don't know what I was thinking.
• 1:01:40
  Yeah. Wow. Did that lady just give us a side look? Like, what's that going on over there?
• 1:01:45
  She's a hater. She's a hater. We got haters walking by on the outside sometimes,
• 1:01:49
  Paul. Holy. She's joking. John isn't even in here.
• 1:01:54
  They hate us because they ain't us. They like ain't us? They peanut butter and jealous.
• 1:02:00
  Yeah, they probably just know me. That's my favorite movie. You know that,
• 1:02:02
  right? What is it called again?
• 1:02:04
  The one with the Asian guy.
• 1:02:07
  The interview. Fuck, that's my favorite movie. Oh, my God.
• 1:02:12
  Yeah, what's the other guy? James Franco and Seth Rogen. James Franco is the
• 1:02:15
  fucking best. He'd be like this. He puts his hand on his pants. He goes...
• 1:02:21
  I got stink, dick.
• 1:02:25
  Yo, James Franco is hilarious in that shit. So it's a part of that movie where
• 1:02:31
  Seth Rogen is in the field and there's a tiger there in the field.
• 1:02:34
  And he has this big old cube that they shot over to them. And he has to hide
• 1:02:40
  it so he doesn't get caught.
• 1:02:41
  So he has to put it up his ass, up his anus.
• 1:02:46
  It is the best movie ever, yo. He's like, I haven't even seen it.
• 1:02:50
  Oh my god, you gotta see this movie This movie will make you laugh,
• 1:02:53
  like the whole movie is so funny He's like, put it up Put it up,
• 1:02:57
  you gotta put it up your ass, put it up there And then he puts it up his ass
• 1:03:00
  He says, there's a tiger in the field He goes,
• 1:03:03
  that tiger gets close James Franco to Seth Rogen, he goes When that tiger gets
• 1:03:06
  close You're gonna fucking cunt punt that tiger Cunt punt it.
• 1:03:13
  He's tripping The tiger's chasing Seth Rogen And then finally the Chinese military
• 1:03:18
  guys They catch Kim Jong-un, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:21
  So he went over. Yeah, James Franklin went to interview. James Franklin was great.
• 1:03:25
  Oh, yeah, but it's fucking amazing, yo. It's the fact that they actually got
• 1:03:28
  to interview Kim Jong-un.
• 1:03:30
  Yeah, it was so good, yo.
• 1:03:32
  Nothing made sense to that whole thing, but it was great.
• 1:03:35
  This was a fucked up movie, but I think it was one of James Franklin's best
• 1:03:39
  movies. Did you ever see the one with him, Spring Break?
• 1:03:42
  Yeah, of course, yeah, of course. I love that movie. Great. Yeah,
• 1:03:45
  I love that fucking movie.
• 1:03:46
  It was like the most unadvertised, underrated movie. that he's ever done.
• 1:03:51
  Nobody even knows about it. The only other one I liked that was maybe as underrated was Annapolis.
• 1:03:56
  Okay, that was all right. That was all right. When he was a boxer with Tyrese. Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Yo, Jay Franco's a shit, bro. Oh, yeah. I love Jay Franco. He's good looking, funny.
• 1:04:05
  Yeah, but he's hilarious, man. He's a good method actor, but he doesn't get
• 1:04:08
  enough recognition for what he does. You know what? He makes money.
• 1:04:11
  Who cares? He's even that spring break.
• 1:04:13
  Yeah. That's acting. Yes, he can act. He can act, bro. He can act. Huh?
• 1:04:18
  Why? What do you do? Did he sleep with some girls, smack her ass?
• 1:04:22
  Now that other guy, Rogan, won't even miss him.
• 1:04:26
  Oh, Seth Rogen, yeah. God, Seth Rogen's a puke. I think, I will agree with that.
• 1:04:30
  Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:04:32
  Isn't he Jewish? Yeah, but. Hey, whoa, we don't go that route.
• 1:04:35
  Yeah, but Seth Rogen, I'm agree. Seth Rogen is actually kind of a fucking bitch.
• 1:04:40
  Yeah, I don't like Seth Rogen at all. Seth, I like you.
• 1:04:43
  He goes both, he fucking argues both ways, and he likes to play nice to everyone,
• 1:04:49
  but. No, I just, I don't like.
• 1:04:52
  I don't think he's a good actor, and I can't stand his stupid laugh.
• 1:04:55
  The one I don't like. I can roll with that. I'm not a fan of Seth MacFarlane.
• 1:05:00
  That's the other one I'm not a fan of. Yeah, he's all right. Yeah.
• 1:05:04
  I like when he's actually acting as himself. Yeah. Like family guy and shit.
• 1:05:08
  I think that's all dumb. Kind of cool. Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  The only other one is Interstellar.
• 1:05:14
  Interstellar was good. Yes. Yeah, it was like a knockoff of Star Trek. Yeah, Interstellar.
• 1:05:19
  Look at that. The only other one that was not, I do not like him,
• 1:05:23
  and he's not funny, is Vince Vaughn. I think he sucks. Vince Vaughn? Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of him. I know. His only good movie, I think, was Dodgeball.
• 1:05:31
  Did you ever see that movie? Dodgeball was a shit, yo. Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Did you ever see that movie that was a knockoff of Star Trek with Tim Allen?
• 1:05:37
  Yeah. That was a great movie.
• 1:05:39
  Tim Allen was a good movie. I can't remember the name of it offhand,
• 1:05:42
  though. The one who just comes to it over here?
• 1:05:44
  Tim Allen's a good actor, though. He plays, he does what he does very well.
• 1:05:48
  Yeah. Well, tell me how. Tim Allen? Tim Allen's fucking brilliant.
• 1:05:50
  Yeah, but the only thing, like, he's in a new show called, uh.
• 1:05:54
  Last Man Standing was good, but he's got another one with, uh, Kat Von D in there.
• 1:05:58
  Or not Kat Von D, but, uh. Tim Allen's Tim the Two guy, right?
• 1:06:00
  Yeah. The Two guy. But he's got another one out with, uh.
• 1:06:03
  Tim the Cocaine deal. He got canceled too? Oh, shit. Okay, you get canceled
• 1:06:07
  for everything now, right? Last Man Standing. He's in time for a deal in cocaine.
• 1:06:10
  Like, lots of cocaine. Yeah, that's okay.
• 1:06:11
  Yeah. Why is James Franco canceled? What did he do?
• 1:06:15
  Turned out. For a girl, they weren't under 80. Yeah. He got accused.
• 1:06:19
  Like, never. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Because they didn't go approach him or anything.
• 1:06:24
  Well, these days, the accusation is all you need to be like. You got me toed. Yeah.
• 1:06:31
  Just the accusation alone, you're guilty. Like, you know, they can just say, hey, dad, dad, dad.
• 1:06:38
  And it's over. Your career is over. It doesn't even have to be true anymore.
• 1:06:42
  They just, if they make the accusation, you're screwed. Poor R. Kelly. Yeah.
• 1:06:48
  Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Those of the views expressed by Paul do
• 1:06:52
  not necessarily reflect those of the Boo Brothers.
• 1:06:55
  You know what? Your discretion is advised.
• 1:06:57
  I'm sure when R. Kelly was doing it, the girl was going, my mind is telling me no.
• 1:07:03
  My body is telling me yes. My body is telling me yes, baby.
• 1:07:09
  Wait, didn't the Boondocks make that document? Yes. They played that R.
• 1:07:12
  Kelly trial to the real thing.
• 1:07:14
  Listen, man, I ain't even going to lie. I think my kids was conceived when I
• 1:07:18
  was listening to R. Kelly.
• 1:07:19
  You know what I'm saying? Was he in the closet with the mask on?
• 1:07:22
  No. I mean, some of those songs, man. Pump and grind.
• 1:07:25
  You may be young, but you're ready.
• 1:07:31
  Ready to learn. Come on. R. Kelly's the music.
• 1:07:35
  No, no, no. We were both young. We were both teenagers.
• 1:07:40
  We thought we were ready, but we wasn't really ready. We didn't know what we
• 1:07:43
  was doing. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:07:45
  You know what? That's what he thought when he was a kid. He may be young, but he's ready.
• 1:07:49
  We don't know if that's true or not, okay? All right? Let's not document.
• 1:07:53
  He didn't go to jail for Aaliyah.
• 1:07:55
  Here's what we know is true. I'm double his advocate here, yo.
• 1:07:59
  R. Kelly's a great guy. Here's what we know is true, though,
• 1:08:02
  on a different note. After 22, it went all downhill, yeah.
• 1:08:07
  After you turned 22, it was all downhill. But the early R. Kelly was a really good guy, right?
• 1:08:14
  I think anyway, I don't know. Before 2003? Yeah, I don't know. Hey, fuck, yeah.
• 1:08:19
  You know when he fucked up when he made that Pied Piper song?
• 1:08:21
  I was like, fuck, what is he doing, bro? Like, Pied Piper has this little kid
• 1:08:24
  following you? Like, what's going on here, bro?
• 1:08:26
  That's how he's peeing on all the girls. Yeah, what the fuck?
• 1:08:29
  What was he peeing on girls for? How is that sexy? To him, it was.
• 1:08:34
  How is that sexy? How is urine sexy?
• 1:08:37
  Golden showers, I mean. Golden showers.
• 1:08:39
  Yeah, I guess, yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, it could be Donkey Punch.
• 1:08:43
  Yeah, I mean, he's probably hanging out there with, you know, Diddy.
• 1:08:47
  I mean. Doodle and Diddy. They did. I mean, they kind of did the same thing.
• 1:08:52
  How is it the guys that made some of the greatest music are in jail for,
• 1:08:56
  like, being fucking pigs, yo?
• 1:08:58
  What happened? What happened? Two of my greatest heroes ever,
• 1:09:02
  Art Kelly and P. Diddy, are in jail.
• 1:09:05
  These guys, when I was a young black kid, I was like, I want to be just like
• 1:09:08
  those guys. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God.
• 1:09:10
  Yeah, I know. Now I'm like, I don't want to be nothing like those guys.
• 1:09:15
  Now that I'm a grown man, I'm like, I don't want to be nothing like those guys.
• 1:09:18
  You look at Daniel. He named his record label appropriately called Bad Boy for Life.
• 1:09:21
  He labeled that thing appropriately. Well, it's Bad Boy Records.
• 1:09:24
  Yeah, but he made a song called Bad Boy for Life. Yeah, but he labeled it appropriately. Bad Boys.
• 1:09:29
  Remember that song? We ain't going nowhere.
• 1:09:34
  We ain't going nowhere. We gonna be bad now Cause we bad boys for life He also
• 1:09:41
  made a song called Hurricane called I Number One That was alright I was never a fan His music is corny,
• 1:09:49
  All about the Benjamins baby You know Seems like yesterday we used to lock the
• 1:09:55
  float I used to track you rock the float Come on bro come on I give credit to
• 1:10:01
  Faith Evans and Biggie on that one Every move I mean Come on,
• 1:10:05
  that was a shit right there, man.
• 1:10:08
  That was a shit, yo. Yo, listen, P. Diddy, you can't lie. Come on,
• 1:10:12
  he made, P. Diddy made a, he was with Mace, right?
• 1:10:15
  Been around the world and not, remember that? Harlem. Yeah, the Harlem stuff.
• 1:10:20
  Diddy was, listen, I was more into that gangster shit, you know, that H-Town music.
• 1:10:24
  Wow, somebody rockin' knockin' the boots.
• 1:10:29
  Remember that? Somebody rockin' knockin' the boots. Give me that.
• 1:10:34
  Hey, listen, you know what? I can't lie to you. I mean...
• 1:10:36
  He had his moment, you know. I'm just going to stick over. Rills got more carrots
• 1:10:40
  than a salad. That's what I listen to. I'm just going to stick over with Public Enemy, man.
• 1:10:45
  You know what? Diddy was my guy. Diddy was my guy, babe.
• 1:10:48
  You know, he was my guy for a second. And then I saw him whipping Cassie's ass.
• 1:10:53
  And I was like, oh, fuck. I cannot support you anymore, bro.
• 1:10:58
  I'm out of here, man. I was like, yo, I'm out of here, bro. I was like, yo, Diddy.
• 1:11:02
  No, actually, I had called him by his first name. Yo, Sean, we ain't cool no
• 1:11:05
  more. Yeah, but he was trying to Ray Rice the shit out of her.
• 1:11:08
  No, he Ray Rice the fuck out of her, yeah.
• 1:11:10
  I like Paul Wall. I like that smooth shit. Paul Wall. Yeah, Paul Wall's good.
• 1:11:14
  Fuck you. Bun B, UGK. Yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Yeah. I mean, a lot of it sounded the same. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean,
• 1:11:20
  it was good music and everything, but I mean, they wasn't beating nobody up, you know?
• 1:11:23
  Yeah. Although I think that rap in that era...
• 1:11:26
  Rappers were very manipulative, I think, in that era.
• 1:11:29
  And they were out there just doing wild shit. And I think they all was like
• 1:11:33
  out there just sleeping with whoever.
• 1:11:36
  They wasn't even asking girls if you was like over 18.
• 1:11:39
  Yeah, they were rock stars. I think a lot of them was fucking underage girls
• 1:11:42
  at that time. I really believe that.
• 1:11:46
  Because I grew up with girls in my neighborhood that they was under 18.
• 1:11:49
  And they didn't look under 18.
• 1:11:51
  They looked like grown-ass women. They're 28 trying to be. They're 28.
• 1:11:54
  They're actually. They were like 17.
• 1:11:56
  That's because you were not in Grand Forks, North Dakota. Exactly.
• 1:12:00
  In Grand Forks, they look like little kids, but girls in my neighborhood,
• 1:12:02
  I mean, you know, they're acting.
• 1:12:04
  Big booties and all that. They're really 14, acting 18, looking 28. Yeah.
• 1:12:10
  No, they would 18 be overage, but I think some of these girls are like 15,
• 1:12:14
  16, and they had grown-ass women bodies, and they were looking different.
• 1:12:19
  All they're saying is, can you call me? Can you be my daddy and pay my bills?
• 1:12:23
  That's exactly what they was doing, too. Because, you know, rappers,
• 1:12:26
  you know, the thing about rappers, they had to have, like, they had to have,
• 1:12:30
  like, they wife, they side chick, they young chick, maybe old chick.
• 1:12:34
  This sounds like the game. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:12:40
  That's what it was, right? Stats fired. I mean, back in those days,
• 1:12:46
  man, rappers were, like, rock stars, man.
• 1:12:48
  They were, like, remember, like, Run DMC, they were hanging out with,
• 1:12:51
  like, Aerosmith. We're like, walk this way.
• 1:12:53
  You know, there was the shit. The Beastie Boys was the shit.
• 1:12:57
  It was really crazy. But you don't ever hear about the Beastie Boys doing some foul shit, right? No.
• 1:13:01
  You know, they were cool. They were just chilling. You know,
• 1:13:03
  we don't know what they did. Yeah. Because they got a pass. Yeah, they got a pass.
• 1:13:10
  White power. I'm just joking.
• 1:13:15
  Shout out to the Beastie Boys. One of them died, too. At Rock, I think he died.
• 1:13:19
  Great group. I loved it. Did you like the Beastie Boys? Hell yeah.
• 1:13:23
  Yeah, they were the shit, yo. They're from Brooklyn, you know that.
• 1:13:25
  So, you know, we definitely claimed them. Yeah, but they're so good. They're good, bro.
• 1:13:29
  Their biggest hit today is still Sabotage, but after that. Oh,
• 1:13:32
  no, Brass Monkey's the shit. Brass Monkey's good, but Brass Monkey's dumb.
• 1:13:35
  Brass Monkey's like a cult following. Yeah, I know, but Brass Monkey's like
• 1:13:38
  one of their worst songs. But you know what, though? Brass Monkey is actually
• 1:13:40
  a real licker. Yeah, but it's O.E.
• 1:13:44
  It's O.E. It's Cobra and orange juice. No, no.
• 1:13:47
  Brass Monkey's actually a real drink. I know, but I mean, they start off as
• 1:13:50
  Cobra and orange juice mixed together.
• 1:13:51
  And then they made a real drink. And then I was in Mexico one year,
• 1:13:55
  and a mother and her daughter got the Brass Monkey tattooed on their ankles.
• 1:13:59
  Oh, my God. So they had like a monkey with wings or something like that?
• 1:14:02
  I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:14:03
  What is that from the fucking Wizard of Oz? So Fight for the Right was obviously their big hit.
• 1:14:07
  But I think I'm going to agree with you. I think Sabotage was...
• 1:14:09
  Oh, no. I like Instagalactica.
• 1:14:15
  After Sabotage, it's intergalactic.
• 1:14:19
  Yeah, I like intergalactic. Intergalactic is my shit. Oh, the video is the best.
• 1:14:22
  Yeah, the video is dope, yeah. No, they got some of their old,
• 1:14:25
  I can't remember the names, but their older school stuff is way better. Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:28
  When they were actually like good freestyling. Like intergalactic,
• 1:14:30
  when they started going down that goofy road, I didn't like it.
• 1:14:32
  Yeah, but in terms of like radio friendly, they hit it where they needed to
• 1:14:35
  hit. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  I'm trying to think it was, it was another black guy.
• 1:14:41
  Black group. What were they called? The Gas Face. You know who made the Gas
• 1:14:45
  Face? Okay, the name of them was MC Search and Pete Nice.
• 1:14:49
  So Gas Face. Let me see. There was two white guys from New York.
• 1:14:54
  Gas Face. Third Base. Never heard of Third Base? Third Base?
• 1:14:57
  So Third Base was MC Search and Pete Nice.
• 1:15:02
  So MC Search, they actually came in the game. They actually began to be record
• 1:15:08
  executives. So you know the rapper Nas?
• 1:15:10
  Yeah. So Nas was signed to the MC Search. Like he signed Nas to his like record
• 1:15:15
  label on the low or whatever.
• 1:15:17
  But you got to listen to the MC Search. MC Search and Pete Nice.
• 1:15:20
  Dope. Like MC Search was more like a lyricist. And Pete Nice was the white dude who wore suits and shit.
• 1:15:26
  He rapped his cool suits with his rings on his hand and gold chains and stuff.
• 1:15:30
  You know, rapping was an image too. You know what I mean? Like it was an image.
• 1:15:34
  Like when I was young, basketball players, we wanted to be rappers.
• 1:15:38
  And the rappers wanted to be basketball players. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:15:40
  I mean, that's how it was where I grew up at.
• 1:15:42
  See, I always had mixed feelings about the two different, I guess maybe call
• 1:15:47
  them genres or whatever.
• 1:15:48
  Right. So I always like the lyrics and the style of, say, somebody like A Tribe Called Quest.
• 1:15:56
  I love A Tribe Called Quest. Yes, my shit. But the thing I didn't like about
• 1:15:59
  them and the Wu-Tang Clan is none of them had the deep bass like you got from
• 1:16:05
  the harder gangster rap.
• 1:16:07
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like if I'm in my car. You're talking about the 808s. The 808 beats.
• 1:16:12
  Yeah, the 808 beats. So, like when I had a PT loser. Yeah. And I had three 10s in the back. PT loser.
• 1:16:19
  But I had three 10s in the back. Yeah. And, you know, listening to,
• 1:16:21
  you know, like Tribe and all that. Hey, nothing but a G. That shit hits.
• 1:16:25
  And Wu-Tang, that shit hits with three 10s. Right. Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  If you're listening to, like, you know, Paul Wall or some of that, you know.
• 1:16:33
  Ain't nothing but a G thing, baby. You want that low, you know,
• 1:16:36
  you want, like, that 15-inch.
• 1:16:38
  That's because they used the 808 bass drum, you know, that certain sound.
• 1:16:42
  Yeah. So that's why they sound so full.
• 1:16:45
  Because Wu-Tang was more like drums.
• 1:16:47
  Yeah, but I always liked the lyrics and everything and the style better,
• 1:16:52
  but they just never had that low-hitting bass.
• 1:16:54
  But you have to remember where I'm from in New York City, New York City rappers
• 1:16:58
  We're all about lyrics Yeah That's our thing Lyrics is big In New York City
• 1:17:02
  Because you're good before your subs Yeah Lyrics is huge.
• 1:17:05
  You can't Listen You can't be a wack rapper In New York You gotta come with
• 1:17:09
  those bars You know what I'm saying You gotta say some shit That everybody go
• 1:17:11
  like Ooh You said that Like that was some dope shit You know like That's what
• 1:17:15
  it was But I mean That's what all rappers You know what I've been I've been
• 1:17:19
  digging lately What's that?
• 1:17:21
  Deep House I just chill with that shit Like house music?
• 1:17:24
  That was like It's called Deep House Deep House song that
• 1:17:27
  is like the genre i guess that's what they call
• 1:17:30
  it you can't play it on air huh no can't play oh yeah can't
• 1:17:33
  play it on air we'll listen to it later it's a deep house but i like i
• 1:17:36
  like house music but i don't never get but it's not like that it's not that
• 1:17:41
  shit i like that fist pumping shit though i like that shit i don't know yeah
• 1:17:45
  i do but i want to go to one of those festivals where they'd be like an edm
• 1:17:48
  show so the whole show like everybody's just jumping up in the I want to go to one of the shows.
• 1:17:54
  I guess the difference between deep house and regular house would be like house
• 1:17:58
  music is like, you know, you go, you see the lasers, y'all dancing and everything.
• 1:18:02
  Deep house is more of that. Like, you just kind of like chill.
• 1:18:05
  Like a vibe. Like a vibe. Yeah. Like a vibe. It's restaurant.
• 1:18:08
  It's modern restaurant vibe music.
• 1:18:10
  Okay. Modern restaurant. I have, I have a playlist. I can tell you what it is. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
• 1:18:16
  That's Alan's. Alan knows what he's talking about. Apparently I love elevator music. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  What was the last drink that I drank? The girl from Ipanema. Yep.
• 1:18:27
  What do you want to do next with whatever? We've got to wrap this up,
• 1:18:30
  too. Yeah. I got it. You know what, Alan? Let's drink that one last.
• 1:18:33
  Okay. We'll do a hard salsa. Let's try the hard salsa. We'll do a salsa.
• 1:18:36
  Dave, I think you might like this, too, Dave. Jurassic Measures.
• 1:18:40
  They always make good beers. It's a hard salsa.
• 1:18:43
  It's mango coconut.
• 1:18:46
  And mango man is the name of the beer, and it's fucking frothy.
• 1:18:50
  It's frothy. You know, I really wish that they could do something about that copyrights crap.
• 1:18:54
  Yeah. Because, like, I was live streaming figure skating. Yeah.
• 1:18:58
  And it got taken down because they were figure skating to copyrighted music.
• 1:19:05
  But it's like, we're just videotaping kids figure skating.
• 1:19:09
  There should be, like, some type of, like, barrier or something that you could be able to be like,
• 1:19:15
  all right i get the rights to playing a video of my daughter doing figure skating
• 1:19:21
  to you know yeah that's dmx yeah it's kind of weird the dmx that'd be darn dope actually Yeah,
• 1:19:27
  I can't go by some. Arr, arr, arr. Turn, turn, turn.
• 1:19:30
  Turn, turn, turn. Where was that? Where was this one?
• 1:19:36
  Where did this one from my neighbor? Stop.
• 1:19:41
  Stop drop i know hold up i love dmx His name's like, there was Tisha,
• 1:19:47
  Makisha, Don, and Keisha, Tisha, Tisha, Tisha, at least three Dons,
• 1:19:52
  you know what I'm saying?
• 1:19:53
  At least three Kims, you know? By far one of the best. Yo, DMX is hard, yo.
• 1:19:58
  Flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood. Hey, listen. That album,
• 1:20:01
  Flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood went hard.
• 1:20:02
  Oh, that shit is hard. Remember that? Oh, my God. Nobody had a song in there
• 1:20:05
  with Mary J. Blige? Yeah. With the pianos?
• 1:20:09
  I can't remember the name of the song, but that shit is hard, yo. Like, dude.
• 1:20:12
  DMX is hard, bro. I fucked up a lot of shit listening to DMX.
• 1:20:15
  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. DMX. Hell, yeah.
• 1:20:18
  Fuck me. Yo, DMX is that shit, man. Like, I already know. Like,
• 1:20:22
  I already know Paul and Alan. Hey, we got orange juice. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much.
• 1:20:25
  I already know Paul and Alan. You know, when y'all was young and y'all was listening to DMX and to Dr.
• 1:20:33
  Dre and Snoop, y'all was saying the N-word in the mirror. I get it, bro.
• 1:20:37
  You know what I'm saying? You was at home. Y'all was saying that shit at home. I got it.
• 1:20:42
  Bullshit. In the mirror, all my white guy friends, they was like,
• 1:20:46
  yeah, I was saying that shit in the mirror.
• 1:20:48
  But I haven't seen that shit at home. Not me. He said, not me.
• 1:20:51
  Not me. Paul, I'm surprised, yo. You know what? I'm going to give you a shotgun for that.
• 1:20:55
  Here you go. Here's all of restaurant music.
• 1:20:59
  You can't play it on air, Alan. I don't.
• 1:21:01
  Yeah, you can't play it. We don't want to get copywritten. We got to play it off here, Alan.
• 1:21:06
  Fine. God damn it. Yeah, we'd be listening. We'd be at like a kegger and we'd
• 1:21:10
  be listening to DMX and like we just pick up their TV and just smash it on the
• 1:21:13
  ground and shit like that. Remember that song?
• 1:21:16
  What these neighbors were for my neighbor.
• 1:21:19
  I got all my coworkers. Instead of saying the N word, they say neighbor.
• 1:21:23
  We just drop the N and put a W. No, he said put a W, Wigger.
• 1:21:29
  That's the whitest thing ever yo it's the best what these wickers want from a wicker,
• 1:21:36
  that is so white yeah but no my co-workers all my young kids at work they all say neighbor,
• 1:21:42
  so sometimes in the morning they go what up neighbor i'm like what's up neighbor
• 1:21:46
  you know it's the hey thanks for the orange juice yeah it's his early it's his
• 1:21:50
  later songs like where the hood at yeah good banger you know what this tastes
• 1:21:53
  like a push-up a push-up is it
• 1:21:56
  I have a push-up right here. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh.
• 1:22:02
  It even has like the thing that hits your lip like a push-up.
• 1:22:06
  Oh, wow. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:22:10
  Don't wait. Don't wait. Don't wait. We got to get a picture.
• 1:22:13
  Yeah, ready? Ready? One, two, three. That's hilarious.
• 1:22:19
  Yeah, look. Fuck that. That's a great picture, yeah. It's a one of you milk. That is a mustache.
• 1:22:27
  Hey, is it Dale's birthday? Is it? I don't know. That's what my calendar says. April 2nd? April 2nd?
• 1:22:33
  That's April 3rd, bro. No, it should be tomorrow. Yeah. According to my...
• 1:22:37
  This is April 3rd. Yeah, I think it says April 4th. Oh, so tomorrow should be
• 1:22:42
  his birthday. Cool. I don't fucking know.
• 1:22:45
  What do you think of that beer? Like it? It's good.
• 1:22:48
  It's a seltzer, actually. But it's Mango Mayhem, Fruited Seltzer,
• 1:22:54
  Fantastic Mess. They always make good beer, though. They always make good stuff.
• 1:22:58
  Did you like it? It was okay? I liked it. They've had some ones that flopped,
• 1:23:02
  but this is one of the better ones. I know they've had.
• 1:23:04
  Sorry, I'm thinking Talking Water is the Mango Green. talking water.
• 1:23:08
  The habanero cream, that was bad.
• 1:23:09
  That was bad, yeah. Habanero. Remember we had the habanero beer?
• 1:23:12
  Oh, God, it was awful. It was awful. Yeah, that wasn't good.
• 1:23:15
  Is that our last one of the day, Alan, or what? You want to end on another push
• 1:23:19
  pop? What you want to end on? We can do another one.
• 1:23:21
  We'll do a push pop. My kids want pizza, so I think I can just order a pizza
• 1:23:24
  and then... They want Pizza Hut?
• 1:23:26
  Well, just pizza in general. Oh, where do you usually get pizza from?
• 1:23:29
  Usually Popolinos. I think they have the best crust. Where's Popolinos at?
• 1:23:33
  Where's that at? On Demers, right across Kitty Corner from Burger Time.
• 1:23:37
  Popolinos I should try that We never tried Popolinos Popolinos is good I think
• 1:23:40
  they got the best crust And I'm a crust guy You're a crust guy,
• 1:23:44
  Besides them I like Pop Murphy's I think Pop Murphy Oh no But Pop Murphy You
• 1:23:49
  have to pick up Yeah But I'm okay,
• 1:23:51
  You gotta pick it up And cook it But I'm okay with that But if I'm going to
• 1:23:55
  go I like Popolinos a lot But Papa John's They went under Yeah,
• 1:24:01
  Oh, really? They're not here anymore, are they? No, they're still there.
• 1:24:03
  I think they are. No, over by Conklin's or whatever it's called.
• 1:24:06
  Oh, yeah? Conklin's? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:08
  No, I heard. No, it's empty. Oh, shit. That shit happens, man.
• 1:24:11
  They'll still take your order, but the shit's empty. Oh, shit.
• 1:24:16
  You said Popolino's? Yep. Where's that at? 246 Pops.
• 1:24:20
  246 Pops? 746 Pops. 746 Pops. Okay, we have to order some pizza from you. I never had to do that.
• 1:24:25
  All kinds of cool pizza or what? Yeah. All right, I'm checking out,
• 1:24:27
  man. They're a pizza place.
• 1:24:31
  I'm going to be honest. We love rhombus guys. See, rhombus guys. That's expensive.
• 1:24:37
  That's gourmet. I consider that gourmet pizza. That's bougie.
• 1:24:41
  Yeah, it's bougie pizza.
• 1:24:44
  Okay. See, the thing that makes me- I'm bougie. The thing that pisses me off
• 1:24:48
  is that Domino's is a block and a half away from my house.
• 1:24:52
  I literally just walk there and get a pizza, but it's my least favorite pizza.
• 1:24:56
  You're talking about the one near the South Gate?
• 1:24:59
  Yeah, yeah. But the thing is, because Domino's, they put so much seasoning on
• 1:25:04
  their pizzas, and any time you get it, they have no separation between the toppings and the crust.
• 1:25:10
  Right. So as soon as you try to pick it up, everything just falls off.
• 1:25:14
  Oh, see, I haven't eaten Domino's in years. I hate Domino's.
• 1:25:17
  I don't believe in this. I go back and forth.
• 1:25:20
  In terms of fast food, between- Man, it's a stick. Look at that.
• 1:25:22
  I know. Between Domino's and pizza, and I-
• 1:25:27
  Fast food, Domino's is not bad, but I've gotten back into Pizza Hut lately.
• 1:25:33
  Yeah, except they don't have anybody to ever deliver. No, but I like the fact
• 1:25:36
  that they have a New York-style pizza.
• 1:25:37
  Like, it's a good New York-style pizza for what they are. So,
• 1:25:39
  what, Pizza Hut? Yeah, for what they are, they have a good New York-style pizza.
• 1:25:41
  A lot of people from jail I worked at. I don't know if my food's going to come back good or not.
• 1:25:44
  So, you're like, Shannon Shell. Oh, that must be, oh, hell no.
• 1:25:47
  We're going to put some boogers on his pizza.
• 1:25:50
  See, pizza, they got the box dinner, which is great.
• 1:25:53
  Oh, hell yeah. You get two pizzas, breadsticks, and wings, like,
• 1:25:56
  all just in one box. Fantastic. That Pizza Hut? Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  But the thing is, I usually go either Popolino's or Marco's.
• 1:26:02
  Marco's has been on point lately.
• 1:26:04
  Marco's down the street from my house. I like Marco's. I actually eat Marco's
• 1:26:07
  every now and then, but it depends who's making the pussy.
• 1:26:10
  I mean, the pizza. The pussy? The pizza. The pizza. The pussy? The fuck.
• 1:26:13
  Whoa. I don't know where that came from. Your shotgun's fired.
• 1:26:17
  Why is pizza like pussy? I didn't mean to say pussy at all.
• 1:26:21
  It just might have been on my mind because somebody walked in a room.
• 1:26:24
  I don't know what's going on here. What the fuck? I'm like, oh, shit.
• 1:26:28
  Is it because you ate too many mangoes? Pizza's telling me no.
• 1:26:30
  Yeah, right. But my body, my body's telling me yes.
• 1:26:36
  Oh, you're going to hell. I'm going to hell.
• 1:26:39
  The pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. But Marco's.
• 1:26:46
  Now you're saying Marco's pussy.
• 1:26:50
  Marco's pizza. Marco's pizza is down the street from my house.
• 1:26:54
  I used to get the chicken, the barbecue chicken one. but I only get it when
• 1:26:58
  this big guy's cooking it.
• 1:26:59
  His name is Brunson, big old native dude, because he make good pizzas.
• 1:27:03
  Honestly, if you're going to get a good single topping for what it is, go to Casey's.
• 1:27:08
  Their pizza's actually fucking good. Casey's, is that like gas station pizza?
• 1:27:10
  Yeah, but their breakfast pizza's fucking good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:13
  I've had the breakfast pizza because my co-workers get it, but it always comes
• 1:27:16
  to pork. I don't eat pork. But if you get their single topping pizza, it's fucking great.
• 1:27:20
  It's like $12 for a big, large single topping. $12. It's fantastic. That's all right.
• 1:27:25
  They do. That pizza Jerk chicken pizza Wait wait Casey's That pizza's good They have it at.
• 1:27:31
  Oh, we're going to Papalino's tonight. We're going to try Papalino's.
• 1:27:35
  I could show you pictures, but I haven't for years ever ordered Boss pizza.
• 1:27:39
  I think they're still open. Boss is all right. I don't mind it.
• 1:27:41
  They do good. I like Boss's pasta.
• 1:27:43
  I go there for the pasta. You should see the pictures I can show you of what
• 1:27:46
  I got from them. It was horrible. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
• 1:27:49
  I've had some decent pizza from Boss.
• 1:27:52
  I've had some good stuff from Boss. All right, Alan, we're going to wrap this up, wrap this show up.
• 1:27:56
  Episode 79. We call this one Foolers with Bruce. We're going to crush one more,
• 1:28:01
  fam. Blues or Blues. We crush one more. What are we crushing, Alan?
• 1:28:04
  We're doing Junkyard's Orange Dream Pop. Orange Dream Pop. It's basically a push pop. Yeah.
• 1:28:08
  Another push pop. Another push pop. Like the last beer? Yeah. Nice.
• 1:28:13
  Shout out to Junkyard, of course.
• 1:28:16
  What up, A.A. Ron, Lorena, the gang over there? Yeah. We love you guys.
• 1:28:22
  We love Junkyard. Junkyard's always a shit.
• 1:28:25
  No doubt about that. They're always a shit.
• 1:28:29
  Anyway, what do we got, Al? What's this one called? Junkyard Orange Cream Pop.
• 1:28:33
  Orange Dream Pop. Orange Dream Pop. I think we've tried this before.
• 1:28:37
  Yeah, we have done a Dream Pop before. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:28:40
  I found them like, you know what? What do you think of that, Paul? It's good.
• 1:28:43
  This is the one I was going to give my mom because she loves Dreamstacles.
• 1:28:45
  That's like her favorite candy. I have some more for you then at home. Nice.
• 1:28:50
  Although I think I did have her try it, and I don't think she liked it in liquid form. Yeah.
• 1:28:56
  I mean, because basically, I mean, if you just, you know, if you melt a popsicle,
• 1:28:59
  it doesn't taste the same. No, but. That was decent. I like it.
• 1:29:02
  No, I think it tastes good. This is good. Oh, yeah. This is a good one.
• 1:29:04
  Very sweet. Just a crushable summertime beer. Yeah.
• 1:29:07
  Sitting on the pontoon. Oh, yeah. Chilling, you know. Oh, we're going to be
• 1:29:11
  rocking my pontoon all summer, guys. You know what? Paul, we should do a show from the pontoon.
• 1:29:16
  I got a Starlink. We could try. We could do that, right? Let's just do a show.
• 1:29:19
  We could still tape it, right? Yeah, we could just record it.
• 1:29:21
  We can just record it and then put it up. Oh, can we do a show?
• 1:29:24
  Can we do cocktails then? Because I have cocktails for us then. Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  We can do cocktails, whatever. We can just do a show. We can just do a show
• 1:29:30
  from the pontoon. That'd be kind of cool.
• 1:29:31
  I paid all this money for this pontoon that I got to use like three times.
• 1:29:34
  I got this camper. I got everything.
• 1:29:36
  Everybody come out. Let's make a party of it. Let's go to Maple or whatever
• 1:29:40
  that place is. No, that thing is crowded as shit. No, I got everything out at Red Willow.
• 1:29:43
  Yeah. Red Willow? I got everything there. Let's just go to- I got a golf cart
• 1:29:46
  out there. I got a pontoon. I got the camper. I got a fire pit. I got the whole nine.
• 1:29:51
  Is there any beers out there, anything like that? Well, I know my fridge is always full. No, beers.
• 1:29:57
  Bears? Yeah, like black beers, grizzly beers. You don't need to worry about
• 1:30:00
  that. I got a bunch of firearms. Oh, yeah, Scooby, got guns. We're good.
• 1:30:04
  Got guns. I'm scared of beers, man. Hey, listen, I don't want to die in the wilderness, bro.
• 1:30:08
  No. Not grizzlies? Just black beers? I finally shot that 460.
• 1:30:12
  Okay, cool. Yeah. All right, cool. That bear ain't going nowhere. All right, cool.
• 1:30:16
  I bring my Glock. You know how it is. Hurt my hand shooting it.
• 1:30:20
  Really? Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Dude, the bullets are this big.
• 1:30:24
  Yeah, I'm from New York, man. I don't fuck around with wildlife.
• 1:30:27
  You know what I'm saying? I don't play that game. Wait till you find a mountain lion.
• 1:30:31
  Yeah, I will fuck a mountain lion up. Okay.
• 1:30:33
  No, actually, I have just, listen, because mountain lions actually make their
• 1:30:38
  way to like cities like Grand Forks, right?
• 1:30:40
  They could be here. So I have this fucking phobia, right?
• 1:30:43
  Same with the moves. Whenever I'm leaving in the fucking morning to go to work
• 1:30:46
  and it's dark out, right?
• 1:30:47
  And I got what, I live in one of those, you know, they got an apartment building.
• 1:30:50
  They got those garbage cans that, you know, everybody throws their garbage in.
• 1:30:53
  People drive for miles around and throw their garbage in like fucking losers,
• 1:30:57
  right? So anyway, you know what I'm talking about, right?
• 1:30:59
  Yeah, so, and it's like, it has a back to it where you can walk around it.
• 1:31:05
  It's inside something, but you can walk around it. I have this fear that a mountain
• 1:31:09
  lion is going to come out and try to fucking attack me one day.
• 1:31:12
  So for some strange reason, I always have my firearm on me in the mornings.
• 1:31:15
  I'm like, what the fuck, can I come with me? I think you're fine.
• 1:31:18
  I'll fuck a mountain lion up, yeah. I'm pretty sure they don't like dark meat. Yeah.
• 1:31:24
  He said, mine's only like dark meat. You know what? I might be appealing to
• 1:31:28
  their ass one day, but he kind of looks like a deer.
• 1:31:31
  He's kind of tall. He's got that Popolinos in him. Yeah, that Popolinos in him.
• 1:31:35
  I'm going to bite his ass, yo. He smells like jerk seasoning. Yeah, right?
• 1:31:39
  And they go right for the throat too? Fuck that, yo. Pop, pop, motherfucker.
• 1:31:44
  I ain't playing that game. I will say this on a different side note.
• 1:31:48
  Let's all wish Rob a happy 60th birthday on, because he has his birthday on
• 1:31:52
  Tuesday. Yeah, Rob from Paris K is 60 years old. Wow. Tuesday.
• 1:31:56
  Yeah. Congratulations, Rob. You made it to 60.
• 1:31:59
  It's a big accomplishment, man. I hope you have many, many more birthdays in your life.
• 1:32:04
  And yeah, the K is definitely an establishment here in Grand Forks that everybody loves and knows.
• 1:32:11
  And Rob, you're loved and everybody loves you. You're a great guy.
• 1:32:14
  And you got some corny ass jokes, but we love you. They're dad jokes.
• 1:32:18
  Yeah, they're dad jokes, you know.
• 1:32:21
  Rob's dad jokes are funny. I've known Rob for,
• 1:32:24
  Probably 30 years. He's a great guy. You know what? I've known him since I've
• 1:32:26
  been here, so it's been like 12, 13 years that I've known him,
• 1:32:28
  but I've really known him because I think the last five years is really good,
• 1:32:32
  you know? And Ashley is the shit, too.
• 1:32:33
  Yeah, Ashley's the shit. Shout out to Ashley. Josh. Ruth.
• 1:32:36
  Ruth, everybody at the Parrots K. We love you guys. You guys are like family
• 1:32:40
  to us. We really appreciate you guys. Ashley's the daughter,
• 1:32:42
  right? Yeah. Yeah, Ashley's the daughter.
• 1:32:43
  Then you got Del. Del's awesome. Yeah, everybody, man. Everybody there at the
• 1:32:47
  K is awesome, man. Yo, this is the Brew Brothers Podcast, episode 79.
• 1:32:51
  Foolers with Brews Foolers with
• 1:32:53
  Brews We'll see y'all at the Foolers Ball tomorrow And we're out, Alan?
• 1:32:57
  Yep, we're out Alright, man, we're out Later, Paul Cheers Thanks,
• 1:33:00
  guys Thanks for coming by, Dej Appreciate it You know, background Thanks,
• 1:33:04
  Deja Appreciate everything you do Everything I'm gonna get some pizza now Jesus.
• 1:33:12
  Alright, let's do it.