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163: Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 3 / The Valley - Darkside Danny (S1 E11) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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  Delia here with my Real Dight Homegirl and my daughter in law Bedam.
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  We are here today to talk of Vanderpomp Rules Honey Reunion Part three. We're
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  wrapping this shit up. Yeah, we're also gonna be talking about the Valley.
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  This is also beginning to wrap up, and so some of these major
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  community. So thank you in thank you'll. Okay, let's start with vander
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  Pump rules now before we even get into it. Honey, you know,
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  I watched that reunion write and I was so upset. I was apoplectic,
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  I was having a hard time. I was upset, yep, And I
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  didn't think that I could exist in a world where I could dislike Lalla Kent
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  anymore than I did last week. But guess what, oh girl, As
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  it turns out, I absolutely can. She is an odious person. She
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  is a hypocrite of the highest order, and I never want to see her
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  again. And I hope that Bravo and the production house feels the same way
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  and puts that bitch on pause because I think she's so full of herself.
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  Yeah, I think she has lost the plot. I really do think she
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  thinks she's the most important person in any room at any time. Yep,
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  and somebody needs to give her some humble pie, Like fuck off Laala Kent.
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  Oh my god, fire her already. She's so annoying this whole episode
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  of the reunion. I was texting and I'm like, I'm so fucking confused
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  what Laala is going off on right now? Like she thinks she's got a
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  coherent argument against Ariana bitching to everybody, call on everybody fake when she's the
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  fakest fucking one there. I'm like, I can't with you. I was
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  pissed. I was pissed too. And it's like, in the same argument
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  that she's making on any given subject, she contradicts herself all the time,
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  like she's so concerned about everyone being authentic. But then at the end of
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  the reunion, backstage, she's like, she doesn't fucking like Katie, she
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  doesn't like Ariana, So you're a fake ass bitch. Then, yes,
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  how's that authentic? It doesn't make any fucking sense to me. You're so
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  pissed off that Ariana walked out of the season finale, and then here you
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  are trying to walk out of the finale of the reunion. Do you not
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  see this like everybody else does, Lama, It's so fucking hypocritical, and
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  like I was telling you earlier today, like I don't understand why she's getting
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  mad and saying that Arianna's fake for walking off on the season finale and taking
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  her time and being a human being and being like, I don't want to
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  be a part of this toxic guess shit, peace out. I don't care
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  about my job. She's bitching about that and comparing it to I think like
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  season nine or season ten or whatever, the reunion where she allegedly didn't want
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  to be there because of Randall or whatever. I'm like, well, you
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  could have been authentic back then and walked off yourself, but you didn't.
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  You were fake, and you produced a storyline for everybody because you think that
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  that's what you need to do, And now you're getting mad at everybody else
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  for being authentic, like fuck you. And furthermore, this was after years
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  upon years upon years of secrets and lies and hiding information and NDAs from Randall
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  Emmett, who the fuck do you think you are? Like you got caught
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  with your pants down, trying to produce a show, whereas Arianna was being
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  authentic, Like, the most realistic thing that she could have done in that
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  moment is the thing that she did. That's being real, Balala. You
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  wanted her to stay, sit down, have her moment with Tom. Hopefully
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  production would get her to cry or allow him to do his vising tears and
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  cry and have the final culminating moment. Like you're just trying to produce TV,
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  Ariana is trying to be a real bit And that is the difference,
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  and the fact that you can't see it. Maybe that owes to your youth,
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  although I think you're thirty one or something like, you're the fuck up
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  already serious, Like you think you're so enlightened, you think you're so personally
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  developed, you think you've done all this work. But you are a vile,
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  venomous, angry woman. And I think it's really rich that you spend
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  so much time calling Katie miserable when the person who is miserable in this group
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  and on the stage is you. You are a fucking miserable, mean woman,
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  And I think you should do something about that. Oh for sure,
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  go to fucking therapy. Oh wait, I forgot you said that doesn't work
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  for you, see that any therapy, just be sober then I guess,
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  yeah, your miserable life. And we were talking about that as well,
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  because she's so confused about how Arianna is getting this reaction from the audience and
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  everyone has sympathy and compassion for Ariana, but yet when it happened to her,
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  to Lawla, we weren't as compassionate. Well, that's because Arianna earned
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  that compassion by being a person of integrity, whereas you, as I just
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  said, spent season upon season upon season being a bitch, yeah, and
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  also lying to everybody and then gaslighting us afterwards. And so when you had
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  your inevitable downfall because you hooked yourself up with a married man, right when
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  you had your inevitable downfall, we knew it was coming, yeah, And
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  we're not gonna feel bad for you because you walked right into that and you
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  celebrated it the whole time. So you didn't earn that good favor from the
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  audience, where as Ariana did so cry harder seriously, or as Katie says,
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  choke, choke, I don't care well. And that's the other thing
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  too, She's still lying about Randall Emmitt acting like she was in love with
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  him, she was gonna spend the rest of her life with him, And
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  I'm like, bitch, no, you were. He was buying you fucking
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  private jets or range rovers or whatever the fuck. He was paying your way.
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  That's why you were sucking his dick the whole entire time. And then
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  when he leaves your ass for some other chippy who's dumb and wants to get
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  her fame, you get all pissed off and bitter and you're like, he
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  maybe single mom, right, thug all of you. I'm more enlightened because
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  I have kids. No, you're not. You're actually just sucked your life
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  okay, And a billion women have done it before you, bitch, And
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  a billion women, as long as we don't blow up the planet, will
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  do it after you. Women been doing that since the dawn of time.
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  You're not special. That doesn't make you enlightened. That doesn't give you an
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  additional higher vantage point on the world. She's actually Janet from the Valley.
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  They do have that in comment. Yes, it's just that Janet probably hides
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  her vile, venomous nature. She tries a bit better than Laala does.
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  Because Laala pretends she's a fucking thug. Yes, so she puts that right
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  in your face. But she just looks like an absolute fool. And so
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  after watching this reunion, I had to go up onto socials now yes,
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  and I had to look and see whatever body was saying that's right. So
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  I just pulled a few comments. I thought we could all just go over
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  them and glory over them together, if that's okay. Yes, this first
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  comment was on Instagram. It was from somebody named Bika. Seven to six.
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  She says, Lala is clearly projecting her frustration from how she was treated
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  at the season nine reunion and dumping it all on Ariana. I get that
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  her situation is different than Ariana's, but she doesn't get to decide that because
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  hers involves a child, that Ariana's pain is minimal. She doesn't get to
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  invalidate other people's feelings and also no offense. She was questioned about her relationship
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  in season nine reunion because of how Hella secretive she was about Randall for seasons,
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  and she wasn't forced to film with him. God, I'm so over
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  her and she's so boring. She doesn't even bring storylines to the table.
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  She was yelling at Ariana to carry the show so she can collect her paycheck.
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  Get the fuck out of here. Oh that is so based good,
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  so good, Beca, I agree, okay a couple of other yeah,
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  domments. Is that okay? Because you're so great? Cariina Delana says,
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  the only problem Lala is having is end and sweetheart, that's a call coming
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  from inside the house. Yes, bitch, only you can fix that.
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  Nobody else said fix that for you. Another person said Jessica dot Xci.
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  I really wish Lala would stop saying she loves Arianna because she doesn't. She
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  hasn't been her friend in years, and Shena needs to stop being a people
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  pleaser, like be there for yourself and that's it. I love how Sheena
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  goes straight to Laala during the break Yes, and not Arianna, lmao.
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  Arianna doesn't need any of these peasants. She's the breadwinner baby. Yeah,
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  and they're upset because she calls the shots. Oh ain't that the truth?
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  Going back to what Nick Viel said, like Lala and Sheena were really working
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  vying for the number one girl in the group this season, and Arianna wasn't
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  working at all Henny. She was just showing up doing what she had to
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  do, being authentic, and she's the number one girl in the group,
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  and you girls are so bitter about it. It's so funny to me because
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  it's like ari It really didn't have to do anything but be herself and just
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  like be her authentic shit. Like even during this season, people are trying
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  to dog on Ariana for her anger and being so vengeful and so mad and
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  hurt, but it's like she's a real person going through a real breakup of
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  nine years when the guy that she thought she was gonna spend her life with,
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  Like, these are authentic reactions that people have. We just like to
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  forget that we can be that angry or forget that we can be that venomous
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  when we're hurting. But like that's just why everybody's going for Ariana, because
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  everybody's like, yeah, you're a real person, Yeah you have integrity.
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  I can relate to you as a person. I can't relate to La La
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  fucking Kent. I can't relate to Shina Shay with apples. Nobody cares.
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  I can't. Oh. One final comment if that's okay from GiB R forty
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  two. Arianna has always treated everyone with kindness, and most people extended her
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  grace and kindness bad when this went down. Lauren from Utah has behaved like
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  a rancid swamp witch in the past, and she got back what she put
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  out, speaking directly to my point that Ariana earned this compassion. Yet,
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  Ariana has conducted herself in such a way that people very easily felt bad for
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  her and wanted her to win. But Lauren from Utah, Laala Kent,
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  you never did that, and you always thought you were better than everyone else.
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  And it's your voice that is the most important one in the room.
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  And because you're so fucking unspeakably insufferable, this is what happens. Yep,
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  this is what happens. It's really embarrassing. That's why there are so many
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  people celebrating your downfall. Yep. And Lala, for as much as she's
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  going off on everybody else living in the comments section on the fucking vander Pump
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  Rules reunion, she's got her comments limited on Instagram of course, she Janet
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  totally off the internets. And then she comes out with a podcast episode where
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  she has like a little snippet where she's like kind of sort of not really
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  acknowledging her behavior on the reunion, She's saying like, Oh, I was
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  just hurt because I was seeing a bunch of comments people made about my parenting
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  and my child, and I got really triggered, and so that's why I
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  was on the attack. That's why I was insulting, That's why I was
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  so vicious. And I know I can be like that, but that's my
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  feelings, that's my real emotion. I'm allowed to feel that. I'm like,
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  Okay, so it's not taking real accountability. But then you're calling everybody
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  out for a living in the comment section, but you're doing the exact same
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  fucking thing, hypocrite, but you want to outplay. Yeah, let's say
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  a little bit of what she said on her podcast because I'd like to respond
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  to it. Yeah, thank y'all. As you guys know, Vanner Pump
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  Rules season eleven has officially wrapped. It is bittersweet. Filming this season was
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  bittersweet. Reliving it was, in my opinion, one of the most difficult
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  things or difficult seasons that I've ever had. Say it's more difficult than filming
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  the season that my dad had passed away, and I stopped talking about this
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  season because I have to be honest. I was seeing things on socials that
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  made me extremely angry, and it started making me resent an audience that I
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  have loved and adore it for many years. And it wasn't because of you
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  guys talking about I don't want to say you guys, but some of you.
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  It wasn't about some of you talking about the season that part I love.
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  It was about the comments that were talking about me as a parent.
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  I don't show ocean on the show. I just knew she was going to
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  use her child as a shield for that, because that's really all that she
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  has. Yeah, and like it is her identity obviously, her her identity
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  is pretty much twofold on the show. Like she's sober and she's creating life,
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  she's a mother. Those two things are something she really wants us to
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  know. And she's really invested in those aspects of her life. And she's
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  upset that people are attacking her parenting because of her behavior. And if your
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  behavior is so bad and so discompassionate and so venomous to all of these people
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  and has been historically through all of these seasons that you have been on,
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  like that's all people can go on. They're going to attach that to your
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  identity and see what you're not doing though, And I know you listen to
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  the whole thing, but I couldn't even stand to do it. What you're
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  not doing here is addressing the behavior, the shit that you actually did,
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  how you threw an actual friend somebody who showed up for you under the bus,
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  and the things that you did behind the scene, and how you tried
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  to produce all of these scenes and probably ruin the show as a result of
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  that. You're not talking about any of that. You're talking about being a
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  mom and being upset that people are attacking your parenting. And to that,
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  I want to say that I am in the comment section. I subscribe to
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  and follow a lot of people who follow vander Pump Rules, and they're always
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  listening to their opinions and commentary, and I'm looking at the comments. I
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  personally have never seen, not even once, somebody coming for a parenting But
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  I know you said that you have. I've seen a few, but I
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  really haven't. Like it's always been about Randall. It's always been about your
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  hypocrisy, It's always been about your black sand It's always been about your big
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  fucking ego. That's what people talk about that I have seen. Why can't
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  you talk about that stuff? Right? Why can't you talk honestly and authentically
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  about the things that people actually have an issue with Because you can't, yep,
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  because it's indefensible. So let's use my baking, my baby, and
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  my belly as your ultimate defense and your get out of jail free card.
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  It's weak, super weak. And even then, I'm like, even if
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  you are seeing all these comments questioning your parenting and your child and all of
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  this crap, how is that Ariana's problem? Right? How does that have
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  anything to do with the vistuol that you spewed about Ariana all fucking season and
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  how you're actually a terrible fucking person and a terrible friend. Like this entire
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  time, you've been talking shit about Arianna behind her back. She didn't even
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  watch the season yet, she didn't even see the last fifteen minutes of the
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  season finale where you and Sheena were talking mad shit about her as she left
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  the weird black tie party at Kyle Chan's events. So it's just like it's
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  so frustrating to me, Like, don't come here and do damage control and
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  say, oh, you just reacted from some comments that you saw online when
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  it's not fucking about that. Just be real. You were upset that Arianna
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  got all of this screen time and that you didn't, and that you were
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  irrelevant with your water somalier and your baby sperm party, Like nobody fucking cares.
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  And that's such a good point. Like what did you actually in a
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  substantive way? Like what did you bring to the show? Like how did
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  you make it interesting other than you just being a puppet for production? Like
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  what did you bring up your own life? Somebody was saying I think it
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  was on Reddit, Like we never really go inside of her apartment, right,
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  we never really see her other relationships, and we never see her running
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  her business. We don't know anything about you except for what your opinion is
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  about everybody else's lives. Like what do you bring to the show, because
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  you have a lot of fire and a lot of smoke for Ariana saying she
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  doesn't bring anything to the table, but like what about you? Yeah,
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  there's really nothing. I'm not interested in La la can I'm not interested in
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  Sheena's sha oh god, can we get to that? Yes, Sheina's face
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  girl when they are playing the last five minutes of the season finale, Like
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  I think she felt and probably Laala did as well, that she got away
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  with that and that they weren't going to show it because it broke the fourth
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  wall or whatever. And so to see her like wide eyes as she's looking
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  over to Ariana watching Sena agree with Lala, who is calling Ariana Beyonce and
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  somebody who thinks she's God because she got cheated on. I was just like,
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  Shina, like, this is your opportunity, actually, if you want
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  to tell Ariana how you really feel, and if you want to stand on
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  business and tell people how you feel about everything, like, this is your
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  opportunity now. But what does Sina do? She immediately her anxious attachment style,
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  She like starts to vacillate. She's like, well, yes, I
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  mean I was frustrated. I do understand Lala's point, but like at the
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  same time, I understand like take a position, yet take a position and
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  stand in it. Yes, how are you almost forty years old? Honestly
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  forty years old and unable to straighten your spine and say what you want?
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  And that's actually very judgmental me because it can take a lifetime for people,
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  especially people who have been disempowered in childhood, it can take a lifetime to
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  learn how to find your voice. Yeah, but like, do the fucking
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  work, right, do the fucking work to learn how to assert yourself and
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  ask for what you need and tell people what you want. Like, she's
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  so weak, So she's such a fucking fence setter all the time, just
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  trying to see where the wind is blowing in order to pick her position.
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  I have no respect for that. There's no strength in that. It's embarrassing
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  how you look Ghena, No, seriously, And I mean, like we
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  can have a conversation about how it's a hard thing to do to learn how
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  to speak up for yourself and stuff, like I get that, but at
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  the same time, it's such an unlikable and undesirable trait in somebody when you
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  go back and forth and you have to be on both fucking sides of everything.
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  It's just like Tom Schwartz, how he's like always going back and forth
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  with all the people being like, aw shucks, I'm a good guy.
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  I've got good intentions. Meanwhile, you're knowing that Tom Sandoval is fucking raquel
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  and you're allowing it at your apartment but still being friends with Ariana. It's
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  like the same thing. They're all like that, except for Katie and Ariana,
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  it seems, and James and James. James called out Santoval and then
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  really didn't say anything else during the rest of the reunia he did not,
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  which I was kind of bummed about. I'm like, I want more of
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  that. But maybe he's over it too. Maybe he's like Ariana and he's
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  like, fuck this, I'm just gonna go DJ in Las Vegas. Yeah,
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  he's got a residency in Las Vegas. He's like on a very successful
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  way up on his come up. But yeah, I was just like,
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  Shina stan for something, are you gonna fall for anything? She like,
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  come on now, I believe you can do it. But after so many
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  seasons of her just being such a pick me like, she just went out
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  the way she came in. I know, we a f I couldn't believe
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  it has for her. After that scene was revealed to everybody and Ariana starts
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  crying about it and she leans over to hug Katie and they take a break.
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  Sheena goes over to Laala to comfort her. I'm like, that's absolutely
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  wild. And even Ariana, like she held herself so well during this whole
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  reunion. Of my opinion, I thought she was very like graceful while put
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  she had great answers to everything. But she straight up says like, I
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  understand your frustration, Lala, but like, I don't get the insults.
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  That was totally unnecessary, and it was, and Laala has nothing to fucking
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  say right, She's got this big ass mouth that has nothing to say right
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  when Ariana says that, or about the paycheck comment, Oh yes, yes,
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  that was really good. And I'm kind of forgetting where the context of
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  the paycheck comment came from. But like it just became obvious to Ariana,
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  who again hadn't watched the season like all of us have, Like it became
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  obvious to Ariana that what Lala's chief complaint is is that she was showing up
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  to film TV and Ariana was not, and Ariana wasn't giving the scenes that
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  at least Laala felt like she should have to make good TV. And Lalla
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  keeps talking about her children. Lalla keeps talking about needing to provide for her
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  children and coming for her business, and so Ariana has sussed out like the
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  rest of us have that Lala is frankly desperate. She's desperate for vander Pump
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  Rules. Without vander Pump Rules, what else does she have? We talked
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  about this last week. She's got like a podcast, but I ain't going
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  to listen to it, are you? She's got her Amazon lives where she
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  gets an affiliate commission, I guess, but like, I don't buy any
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  of that shit, do you? And are you telling me if VPR goes
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  off the air, if we never go back to sir, anybody's going to
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  be checking for Lalla for any reason whatsoever, Like I can't see it.
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  No, And she knows it, yep. And she really came down on
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  the wrong side of history. If she had just been real and if she
• 22:37
  had been a girl's girl, like literally, if she had just stuck by
• 22:41
  Ariana, who, by the way, was hugely betrayed. Yeah, and
• 22:45
  in a way some could argue was worse than the way Laala was betrayed.
• 22:48
  And it was a blindside for Ariana. Alala should have been able to see
• 22:52
  Randall Emmett and the scum that he was well in advance, and she was
• 22:53
  scummed too because she cheated on him too. Don't get me started, but
• 22:57
  like, be there for her, be an actual friend, show us you're
• 23:02
  a human being. All you show is that you are a bitch YEP.
• 23:06
  And I liked how Arianna did acknowledge that in the reunion. She's like,
• 23:10
  I felt like I was being pushed to be over this whole betrayal way quicker
• 23:14
  than I needed to be, Like, I was really trying to process it.
• 23:18
  I was trying to feel all the way through it because they questioned her
• 23:21
  about her anger at James and Allie's pool party, where Brock was like,
• 23:26
  yeah, that was a little strong, that female rage. Shut the fuck
• 23:30
  up, Get the fuck off my team. She's a lot to be female
• 23:33
  rage for you. Seriously, I just I couldn't. It was just so
• 23:37
  ridiculous how the producers still at the final reunion are trying to push this Santavel
• 23:44
  redemption arc. And you had texted me earlier today about how fucked up it
• 23:48
  was that the producers even held back that footage that it felt like it was
• 23:52
  personal to Marianna that they showed it to her at the reunion to make her
• 23:57
  fucking cry. And she talks about this on Katie's podcast. Yes, she
• 24:02
  actually has a clip. I posted it on our ig story where she's saying
• 24:06
  like, it felt like they were just doing it just to blindside me and
• 24:10
  Okay, congrats, you got me to cry, and they did, I
• 24:14
  think so because she didn't give them the scene that they really wanted in the
• 24:17
  season finale. She didn't give them the sit down with Tom Sandibal and she's
• 24:22
  like, they wanted that Miami scene as they had with Tom Sandival and Kristen
• 24:26
  where he's crying and he's making amend so that he can go into the next
• 24:29
  season and do the same old shit again. Like that is what they wanted
• 24:33
  for Ariana and for Tom, but like she didn't want to give that to
• 24:36
  him, and plus that wouldn't have been real or authentic, so she didn't
• 24:41
  do it. And I do think it was personal, and I actually have
• 24:42
  that opinion before I then went up on socials and started to see what everybody
• 24:47
  else was thinking. And that's when I saw many other people saying, like,
• 24:49
  why did production need to do that? Why just make her feel bad?
• 24:55
  To see how many people in this group are talking about her now to
• 24:57
  that end, Lalla, For as much as I don't like her. She
• 25:03
  had some points in there that I think did have merit. For example,
• 25:08
  when she's talking about how everybody else is actually saying all kinds of mad shit
• 25:15
  about Ariana, right, especially how arian is not showing up for Shena and
• 25:18
  this and that, Like everybody talks about how annoying it is that Ariana doesn't
• 25:22
  show up to shit, but she's the only one who's actually saying it.
• 25:26
  So where are you guys, moment to moment? Why aren't you guys filming
• 25:30
  this stuff? I thought that was a good point, Like I think I
• 25:33
  think she I could see a world where she would be frustrated about it.
• 25:37
  But because she's targeting Ariana though, like as you said, that's not Ariana's
• 25:42
  fault. No that everybody else have they haven't spoken up and said with whatever
• 25:47
  they were saying behind closed doors. It's not Ariana's fault, So why are
• 25:49
  you taking it out on her? I don't know, it's so weird.
• 25:53
  I mean, I think she tried to do that with Katie when she was
• 25:56
  calling out Katie like last reunion or whatever. But like again, we had
• 26:00
  talked about it. Katie was going to a friend and venting her frustrations about
• 26:04
  another friend in private that she didn't want to bring up to this friend who's
• 26:08
  going through hell right now. And then Lala has to just air out everybody's
• 26:12
  dirty laundry thinking she's doing something, like she really thought she was doing something
• 26:17
  in this union, And I'm like, girl, you dug yourself such a
• 26:19
  deep grave, like nobody wants you on any show ever. Again. Everybody
• 26:25
  fucking hates you. And that's unfortunate because I think Lala has power in terms
• 26:32
  of like her voice, Like she could be what she calls a truth teller.
• 26:36
  She could be honest if she actually was honest, but she's not.
• 26:40
  She's just as fake as everybody else. She has the raw materials, yeah,
• 26:45
  to be a very powerful person if she actually got right with herself and
• 26:52
  developed a faculty for self reflection, yeah, and being honest with herself in
• 26:56
  her own critique of herself. She doesn't have the ability to do that yet.
• 27:03
  And you know what, to be frank like, that can take time,
• 27:04
  It can take age to be able to develop that kind of faculty.
• 27:08
  But unfortunately you are on the world stage and you got a big fucking mouth.
• 27:14
  You got a big fucking mouth, and this is going to follow you
• 27:18
  everywhere. Oh yeah, so develop, like look for the resources to develop
• 27:25
  yourself and the way that you think and the way that you speak, Like
• 27:27
  it's not that some of the things aren't true, just as I said,
• 27:30
  it's the way that you relay them, and it's how you target people,
• 27:33
  and it's how you presume to come across as so much better than other people.
• 27:38
  And for every subject that was brought up in all three parts of this
• 27:44
  reunion, she had something to say about it, like sometimes to shut up,
• 27:48
  sometimes less words is actually better for you, makes you look better if
• 27:52
  you can control yourself. But you are emotionally regulated. And I dare say,
• 27:56
  and I'm not a doctor out here, but like some's wrong up here,
• 27:59
  Henny. I don't know if you've got some kind of personality disorder.
• 28:02
  Maybe you've got narcissistic personalities that maybe you've got the bipole or the borderline personality.
• 28:07
  But you snap, you yell, you demean you are mean, and
• 28:11
  these aren't qualities that are gonna get you far in life. And yeah,
• 28:12
  you're beautiful, so you got that going for you, and I'm gonna give
• 28:15
  you, but like that beauty Faids yep, beauty faids. Yeah, what
• 28:19
  about in her beauty? And I think she has it, Like, honestly,
• 28:22
  I think she's probably a great mom. I think she really wants to
• 28:26
  be a great mom. Yeah. I think there are beautiful parts of Lalla,
• 28:30
  but she just can't help herself. No, And she even talked about
• 28:33
  this on her podcast, Like I sent you that clip. It was like
• 28:37
  a nine minute clip. Yeah, so hard to listen to her talk.
• 28:40
  It's so annoying. But in that clip, she was talking about her anger
• 28:44
  and how she can just attack people and be very venomous but then does nothing
• 28:48
  to change it. It's like, Okay, you know this about yourself.
• 28:51
  Like, and I've talked about this on the pod. I can be like
• 28:53
  that. I can be somebody if I'm fucking mad, I can say some
• 28:57
  fucked up shit, but I'm aware of it because I know if I do
• 29:03
  that, I'm gonna hurt and damage and ruin all of the relationships that I
• 29:07
  have with everybody fucking else because I can't control my anger because I'm such a
• 29:11
  child that I gotta fucking say some mean shit to somebody because I'm hurting.
• 29:15
  No, grow the fuck up, Lalla. That's my opinion on it.
• 29:18
  I'm like, I can't with you. You're thirty something. You need to
• 29:22
  get your shit together. I'm sorry that your casting couch dick didn't work out
• 29:26
  for you, and now you have to find some other ways to provide for
• 29:30
  yourself and get a real job like everybody else. I'm sorry that sucks,
• 29:33
  but that's life. And she just can't accept that. No, and she
• 29:37
  feels entitled to more than what she actually earns, yes, which is also
• 29:42
  a part of the problem. And you know, honey, if you had
• 29:45
  known me in my twenties, you would not recognize me. No, I'm
• 29:49
  not talking about physically. I'm talking about as an emotional person who's showing up
• 29:53
  in the world. For sure. I was so out of control. Now,
• 29:56
  I come from a childhood of like severe emotional and physical abuse, and
• 30:02
  so I'm not going to get into that, but like severe abuse. And
• 30:07
  so I went into my first marriage at eighteen years old just completely substituting,
• 30:11
  like, Okay, I'm going into a new situation, but like, what
• 30:12
  about all this fucked up energy. I'm used to let me create that for
• 30:15
  myself in this in this new relationship. I had a rage disorder. I
• 30:19
  didn't know how to control my mouth. I was very smart, very articulate,
• 30:23
  and I could go straight to the white meat. I could hurt somebody
• 30:26
  deep. I mean the shit that I have said to people, to people
• 30:30
  that I have purported to love and that I did love, like that they
• 30:33
  still carry with them because I didn't know how to just shut my mouth and
• 30:38
  like think about how much I love them instead. Because I didn't know how
• 30:41
  to do that. I didn't know how to be a people. I didn't
• 30:45
  know how to be a person. I didn't know how to be a human.
• 30:47
  I had to go seek resources to learn how to fucking talk and conduct
• 30:51
  myself as a human being on the planet and be better and like be a
• 30:53
  blessing to somebody, not a fucking curse. And you know what, some
• 30:57
  of us have a real disadvantage. Some of us come from really terrible shit.
• 31:02
  But like it's worth the effort to become a good person. And so
• 31:04
  that's why I look at Lalla, and I can see that in her.
• 31:07
  Yeah, totally, I can see that in her. But at the same
• 31:10
  time, I will judge you on your behavior. I will judge you on
• 31:14
  the fucking work product you're putting into the world. I will judge you on
• 31:18
  the shit that you say to people. Yeah, because that's how life works.
• 31:21
  That's how it works. Yep. Just you're a beautiful woman, but
• 31:23
  you are an ugly person. And why I'm wondering what happened in your childhood.
• 31:29
  I'm wondering what could have happened to you to give you either this false
• 31:33
  entitlement to be able to speak to people this way, or like the need
• 31:36
  to always defend so hard, Like why like who hurts you that you feel
• 31:40
  that you need to defend yourself and hurt other people like this, like ooh,
• 31:44
  it's above our pay grade here on reality TV. Gringe. But she's
• 31:51
  got issues. Oh yeah, honey. I think her and Sheena probably,
• 31:55
  But I think Laala especially has such low self worth. Like I was talking
• 31:59
  about it with my Bravo friend from last week who sent in her opinion,
• 32:02
  and she actually disagreed with me on this, so I'll hash it out with
• 32:05
  you. I think Lala has like no fucking self worth. I think she
• 32:08
  thinks she's beautiful, like she knows she's beautiful, and she can use her
• 32:13
  looks to her advantage aka fucking people like Randall Emmett so she can live her
• 32:17
  life and get everything paid for. But like, in order to be with
• 32:22
  somebody like Randall Emmett, what I think is like, man, you must
• 32:27
  really not value yourself at all because you think that that's the only way to
• 32:31
  success or that's your ticket to making it in life. And it's like,
• 32:35
  girl, no, Like I feel like you could be a really awesome,
• 32:37
  cool person and maybe you could design some cool sparkling water and make a lot
• 32:43
  of fucking money in the rich people circles and like have a beautiful, successful
• 32:46
  life. But like you have to want that in your life, not come
• 32:50
  after everybody else else's success because you're fucking jealous of it. Like you can
• 32:55
  create that yourself. Girl, It's not like you're some dug on the show
• 33:00
  that nobody cares about, you know what I mean. Like she has the
• 33:02
  power, like you said, she's got the raw materials, but she just
• 33:06
  doesn't see it. So she's got to attack everybody else because God forbid somebody
• 33:10
  like Arianna, who she thinks maybe has no talent or something like oh fuck
• 33:15
  Arianna, Like why are you getting all of the fame, Why are you
• 33:17
  getting all of the accolades? Because she's a real person, and she does
• 33:22
  have talent. Sorry that you're envious of that. Maybe get some yourself,
• 33:25
  I don't know. Yeah, And she's also shared parts of herself and parts
• 33:30
  of her process and parts of her healing with the audience, and she hasn't
• 33:36
  done it in a vindictive way or used it as a weapon, because like
• 33:39
  the season where Lala's dad died, that was very sad and like a lot
• 33:44
  of us can really relate to that. But at the same time, she's
• 33:46
  attacking everybody. She's getting fucking drunk, She's calling Raquela bambe eyed bitch.
• 33:51
  I mean, like, it's hard to root for somebody who's so awful.
• 33:54
  Yeah, it's hard. I feel bad for her me too, But I
• 33:59
  have for her. I have hope that she can figure it out. Like
• 34:01
  at her age, I too was a big fucking mess, but I was
• 34:05
  starting to get my shit together. Yeah, and I believe that she can
• 34:07
  as well. But in this season and in this reunion, I really I
• 34:14
  could not stand her. I couldn't take another fucking word out of her mouth,
• 34:16
  like please do stomp off the stage like a hypocrite and get off the
• 34:21
  TV because it's too much Yep. It was kind of weird for me to
• 34:23
  like watch season ten. I mean, I was a VPR novice. I'd
• 34:28
  never seen any seasons prior I watched season ten. I'm like, damn,
• 34:31
  this shit's lit. I'm so excited. And then watch season eleven and it's
• 34:36
  like such a downturn, and it's all because of the Bravo producers. Like,
• 34:39
  I don't know why we had to go for this Sandoval redemption arc.
• 34:44
  But when Ariana made that Miami comment, I was like, Oh, that
• 34:47
  makes sense. They've been doing this this whole entire time. They just ride
• 34:51
  for these shitty men and just keep producing the same crap over and over again.
• 34:55
  What do you think of Sandoval crying to Arianna and apologize. I thought
• 35:00
  it was fakes. God, So, whereas Lala is a wounded child inside
• 35:06
  of her body, Tom Sandoval strikes me as blank and grasping and trying to
• 35:15
  figure out like who he is and putting on masks to approximate what real human
• 35:22
  emotion looks like. And I don't know if that's what we call a sociopath
• 35:25
  or a psychopath. I don't think he's full on that, but I like
• 35:29
  don't feel anything from him. I don't believe him. I mean, I
• 35:35
  think he could have spent this entire season very authentically stating that he was wrong
• 35:40
  and that he apologized, and then demonstrating in a variety of ways that he
• 35:46
  was conscious to his errors and becoming a better person. He could have shown
• 35:52
  us some of that, But what he chose to do instead was just put
• 35:54
  forth all of this falseness. Like it's super easy to read like you have
• 36:00
  a heart in your body or any kind of intuition and empathy like women.
• 36:04
  Yeah, it's super easy for women to clock that. Yeah, unless the
• 36:07
  women themselves are very damaged, like Shina. Yeah, like Shina, If
• 36:10
  you're really damaged, maybe it's harder to see that. But yeah, I
• 36:13
  don't. It's performative, so performative empathy, performative apology. And he's just
• 36:19
  trying to regain his position in this group. He's trying to stay on a
• 36:22
  show. And Arianna knows it, oh totally, and that's why she's getting
• 36:27
  emotional. She's like, I just don't want you in my life. I
• 36:30
  want you away from me. And like a bunch of people were making comments
• 36:32
  online with Arianna's reaction to him crying like this was exactly the reason why she
• 36:38
  didn't want to be a part of it, because she didn't want to be
• 36:42
  victimized by him again, or like have him come by and manipulate her with
• 36:46
  his fake fucking Robin Brown tears and have her fall for it and think that
• 36:51
  you're a changed man like Sheena. It's like, no, you're not man.
• 36:53
  You suck. And I thought it was funny how Sandoval was defending Lalla
• 36:59
  during this reunion to him like, ah, that makes a lot of fucking
• 37:00
  sense, Actually, why Lala is coming for you and trying to defend you
• 37:05
  with this stupid redemption arc and you're totally just supporting her for that. Cringe.
• 37:13
  Yeah, And I think that Tom Sandoval also supported and validated, like
• 37:17
  her final comments of the season finale where she's calling out Ariana who doesn't bring
• 37:22
  anything and that she thinks it's bullshit and that she's livid, and like Tom
• 37:25
  is so very happy that Laala is saying that, and I just think it's
• 37:30
  all very fucked up. I think Ariana's crying in this moment not because of
• 37:34
  Tom, but because of what she saw Laala and Sheena say. Because of
• 37:37
  what she saw her girls say about her. And again she hadn't watched any
• 37:42
  of the episodes, she saw a lot of clips and so she could definitely
• 37:45
  pick up the tenor of what was being said about her. And she did
• 37:49
  address that and watch What Happens Live like weeks and weeks ago, like she
• 37:52
  had seen some other shit that Sena has said and it hurt her, but
• 37:55
  like to see it upfront and personal, to see sheena like going over to
• 38:00
  Laala and saying, I totally agree with you, I totally understand you after
• 38:02
  calling Ariana Beyonce, like that must have hurt and that's why she was crying.
• 38:08
  And also it's been a fucking lot. And what I really don't like
• 38:12
  about Laala is like how she has to insert herself into other people's processes,
• 38:16
  like to hijack and co opt Ariana's process of healing, and the way Arianna
• 38:22
  needs to do that for herself in a way that works for her, which
• 38:24
  is going to be different for everybody. So it's going to be different than
• 38:28
  the way you did that, Lalla. This is the way Arianna needs to
• 38:30
  do it, But at every turn, you're fucking inserting yourself into her process
• 38:36
  of healing and making it about you, and then condemning her for the way
• 38:38
  that she's doing it when in actuality, like objectively, Ariana's being very mature.
• 38:45
  Yep. She's also being respectful of even Tom Sandoval by refusing to get
• 38:50
  down in the mud with him, respectful of the group by doing that.
• 38:52
  Belalla wouldn't know anything about that, Nope, but respect and such she wouldn't.
• 38:57
  It was just crazy to see this all play at the finale. Like
• 39:00
  I knew it was gonna happen. I knew that this is where they were
• 39:04
  going, but I'm just like, wow, this is crazy. Do you
• 39:06
  think that they're gonna have a season twelve? I was listening to a clip
• 39:09
  from the Call Your Daddy podcast with Lisa vander Pump, and the host of
• 39:15
  Call Your Daddy said that she would suggest that Lisa vander Pump fire everybody on
• 39:22
  VPR, like we said like a week ago, two weeks ago, clear
• 39:23
  the fucking decks, fire them all, send them off to their own little
• 39:27
  shows about parents and diapers and this or that, and then bring on a
• 39:30
  bunch of young kids who are not camera ready, who don't have social media
• 39:36
  presences, who don't know how to curate their appearance on fucking television. Throw
• 39:42
  them in the bar, throw them in there with alcohol, kind of like
• 39:44
  what they're doing on Southern Hospitality and start Over. And Lisa said, like,
• 39:50
  you're not the first person to pitch that, and it sounded to me
• 39:52
  like that is in consideration. Like I think they are deeply thinking about whether
• 39:59
  they were to bring back VPR because like for what yeah, right, truly,
• 40:04
  for what nobody wants this. Nobody wants this fake shit, stupid yeah,
• 40:07
  like we can have more water parties or like birthday parties with Rando's in
• 40:14
  the pool at Tom Sandibal's. Like that's not entertaining at all. No,
• 40:16
  real people, gritty people who make mistakes who don't know how to produce themselves
• 40:22
  on camera. Now, that shit is interesting and that's what made vander Pump
• 40:25
  Rules entertaining, oh for sure. Even in their like Secrets Revealed episode that
• 40:30
  they had after the reunion and the after show and stuff, like it's all
• 40:35
  just the same shit, and like the Secrets Revealed was supposed to be like
• 40:38
  never before seen content and like hidden scenes from season eleven, and it was
• 40:45
  all filler. It was all stupid fucking shit. I didn't even finish it
• 40:49
  because I'm like, this is lame. It is lame, and I think
• 40:52
  Ariana said on the Disrespectful Podcast with Katie she said that they're lucky I actually
• 40:57
  walked out in the season finale because that made that whole episode entertaining. Imagine
• 41:01
  if I had sattened out, had to talk to fucking Tom Sandibal and put
• 41:05
  up with his vizing tears, that would have been a boring end to a
• 41:08
  boring season. That's what she said, and she's right, it was a
• 41:10
  boring season. It was very boring. So even the secrets revealed are fucking
• 41:15
  boring, so lame. Now before we move on, I don't know.
• 41:19
  Yeah, if there's anything else you want to talk about, but I definitely
• 41:22
  don't want to forget to talk about Sheena. When she's asked whether she thinks
• 41:27
  Tom Sandibal showed up for her more or whether Ariana showed up for her more.
• 41:30
  Shina had told Lala many, many times that it was frustrating that Arianna
• 41:35
  never showed up to her shit, never texted her back, isn't actually a
• 41:37
  supportive friend. But in the moment when Shina is asked directly, she's like,
• 41:42
  yeah, no, I think she's a good friend. And this is
• 41:45
  when Lala is like, oh my god, come on, now, you've
• 41:47
  told me a million times. She starts to get really upset. She even
• 41:50
  starts to cry, and then Shina starts to backpedal. Well, you didn't
• 41:53
  let me finish. Let me finish what I'm going to say, and so
• 41:57
  then she says something a little more bold, like well, I mean,
• 41:59
  yeah, I mean there was distance and I hadn't been hearing from you and
• 42:02
  that was difficult. But wow, I thought that was ridiculous. And Arianna
• 42:07
  tried to give her the benefit of the doubt too. She was like,
• 42:08
  no, I get it, like I do tend to isolate, especially if
• 42:12
  I'm going through a hard time and I've been busy, and so I'm sorry
• 42:15
  for the distance. Like so I totally get it. I should have,
• 42:17
  you know, showed up a little bit, but I was going through a
• 42:21
  lot And that's totally fucking valid. But like, it also doesn't address like
• 42:24
  the elephant in the room, which is Shena bitching all season about how Arianna
• 42:30
  is a bad friend. It doesn't show up for her and Santa Bal was
• 42:31
  like such a good person for her for fifteen years and even Brock comes in
• 42:36
  again to chime in and be like, yo, Arianna, you don't get
• 42:38
  it, like this was her friend for fifteen years. And Arnie is like,
• 42:42
  I get it, I understand, Like I don't know. It just
• 42:45
  felt so fucking fake, and Shena was annoying. She was annoying, but
• 42:49
  like she was caught like deer in headlights. She was called out for talking
• 42:52
  shit about Ariana, and in that moment, Ariana clocked her, I think,
• 42:57
  and Sina still couldn't stand on business to admit, yeah, like it's
• 43:00
  really frustrating, and yeah I said some things you know, behind the camera,
• 43:04
  but you know I'll admit them to you now. She just doesn't have
• 43:07
  the balls to do any of that. She looked again, I say,
• 43:10
  just really weak and really bad, and I feel bad. I also feel
• 43:15
  bad for her because a little bit I do, I do because she looks
• 43:19
  really bad. I think she's so anxiously attached. You know, she's on
• 43:23
  the twitters, yeah, aig, she's on fucking Reddit reading how people are
• 43:30
  just as fucking her, They're as fucking Lalla and Sina, and you know
• 43:35
  that hurts her deep to her core. And honestly, I don't really want
• 43:38
  anybody to have the mental strain of like feeling so persecuted by people like that
• 43:44
  has got to suck. I feel bad for Sina, but like the only
• 43:46
  way out is through, which is what Ariana said, Like, deal with
• 43:50
  your shit, Gina, deal with your shit and learn how to show up
• 43:52
  in the world as a good friend and a solid person who has an opinion
• 43:57
  and stands by it. Like that's what you should work on. Yep.
• 43:59
  And so don't be reading the comments like I'm sorry, but like you're on
• 44:04
  TV show and I'm not justifying what people say online. People are fucking cruel.
• 44:07
  Oh, people are disgusting. I think it's really revolting how many people
• 44:10
  go on the comments section, Like nobody cares about your opinion anyway, and
• 44:14
  you don't have to be mean and spread that shit online. But as a
• 44:17
  creator, as an influencer, as somebody else, I'm creating lit, I'm
• 44:22
  creating a lot creator Like I don't fucking go and look at the negative shit
• 44:25
  people say about us or anything like that, Like I don't want to know
• 44:30
  any of that because I know it'll hurt my fee bees. Yeah, but
• 44:31
  like Shina, don't do that yourself, Like why are you chronically online because
• 44:37
  you're obsessed and because you want people to be talking about how amazing you are
• 44:40
  and how you're such a talented music artist when nobody fucking cares, Like they
• 44:45
  talked about apples on this too, and I'm like why, And when you're
• 44:50
  like depending on the reflection back from other people to define who it is that
• 44:55
  you are, it's always going to lead you astray. Yeah, it's always
• 45:00
  going to lead you astraight. I mean she to be yourself? Yeah,
• 45:02
  but yourself? I mean, like, who the fuck are you? How
• 45:06
  many seasons has been? Eleven seasons? I still don't know who you are?
• 45:08
  She has a ZD. I like her better than Lala because I think
• 45:13
  well and she even talks about her intentions and that people know that her intentions
• 45:15
  are good. She just doesn't always behave in the way that's in alignment with
• 45:20
  that. I do think she I do think her intentions are probably better,
• 45:23
  but I don't know who the fuck cares. I'm over it. I'm over
• 45:27
  Season eleven to VPR. Bye Peace, Let's get to the valley. Yeah,
• 45:31
  let's get to it, all right, we are back to talk the
• 45:38
  valley after like going crazy on the VPR. I'm just like, but I'm
• 45:42
  just so over it. Yeah, like I've hit my limit of VPR and
• 45:45
  in particular Lala, like, I just had to get it out. Thank
• 45:49
  you for indulging me. If you watched that video or if you listen to
• 45:52
  the podcast before, there's league. But now I'm ready to talk the valley.
• 45:54
  We've only got two more episodes. This is one of those episodes.
• 45:57
  It's my hair Okay, yeah, looks great. And before we get into
• 46:01
  it, there are a couple of news worthy items that we have to discuss.
• 46:06
  First and foremost apparently, Jax Taylor, who is currently separated from Brittany
• 46:12
  Yuck yuck part right yuck yeh, has stepped out, like in front of
• 46:17
  other people in public with a new woman, someone who I think is like
• 46:22
  twenty years his juniors, got big ol' td snatch, she got boobies.
• 46:25
  They're right out here. She's a fancy, beautiful sex a woman. And
• 46:31
  I think he's doing a soft launch. I think he's in a relationship.
• 46:36
  I think they're going to divorce. Oh my god, I just can't with
• 46:39
  these men on Bravo. They're like the worst are They're bad and that dogs
• 46:44
  are stand Why all these forty something year old men got to go after these
• 46:47
  twenty something year old girls. I'm like, you are, Curry. Do
• 46:50
  you think a forty year old woman would put up with Jax Taylor? Absolutely
• 46:52
  not. I mean maybe she nashee if she's got no backbone and she's got
• 46:57
  no personality of her own. But do you think there's a forty year old
• 46:59
  woman who's fucking lived some life, has some lived experience, has a fucking
• 47:02
  job. It's probably different would put up with his nasty ass. Apps.
• 47:07
  You've gotta be a zygote in order to say yes to that man. I
• 47:09
  guess, but I'm essentially a zygo I'm twenty seven and I would never But
• 47:15
  I guess it's because I'm so you are at fast, I'm so very enlightened
• 47:17
  and consciousness or not. Everybody can be like you in generation Z, babe,
• 47:23
  I'm not generations kind of our you're in the custers. I kind of
• 47:25
  am. Yeah. But yeah, So he's out with somebody new and we
• 47:30
  all been knowing. We all knew that Jacks Taylor did not find Brittany's post
• 47:36
  baby body attractive. He is a hateful son of a gun, and he
• 47:40
  will not miss an opportunity to degrade her and belittle, hurt and put her
• 47:45
  down behind closed doors and in front of him. Rotten heel so like he's
• 47:51
  moving on. I mean he's getting his pencil with with some new girl who
• 47:53
  just wants to be out there for the clout. Because that's crazy. How
• 47:58
  else pu with Jacks Taylor. Dude, he's gonna be in his fifties,
• 48:04
  he's gonna be still single. He's gonna be like Leonardo DiCaprio. He's gonna
• 48:07
  have like a age cap. If you're over twenty five, you're out.
• 48:12
  Like he's like Leo can get away with it because he's a billionaire. Like
• 48:17
  he's very very, very very rich Jax Taylor and his non investment in Jesus
• 48:23
  Swartzbar. He ain't rich like that, honey, No, he ain't rich.
• 48:27
  The only reason he's pulling anybody is because of his affiliation with the Valley
• 48:30
  in vander Pump Rules. Oh so that's the only reason this young woman is
• 48:35
  with him. But he's a terrible person. He makes a terrible partner,
• 48:37
  and like I can't believe it. I can't either. It's really weird.
• 48:40
  Maybe he's got a big old dick. I don't know, but I can't
• 48:45
  STD's hpv uh uh oh edd and dirted Dick. Yep. The other thing
• 48:50
  is that Valley is renewed for season two, and it just came out.
• 48:54
  I think it was like the Bravo producers or whatever saying that no new cast
• 48:59
  members are gonna be on it, especially not from VPR. So it's confirmed.
• 49:02
  I'm so glad because we were worried. We were that it was going
• 49:07
  to be Laala and Sena, both of whom have purchased homes in the Valley
• 49:10
  and have kiuds. Yeah, and so it would seem on paper like a
• 49:15
  perfect match to bring those girls on over to the Valley, especially since VPR
• 49:20
  imploded in the last season. But the fact that they're not bringing them on,
• 49:23
  thank god. It's so fantastic. And I know Alex Baskin, who
• 49:27
  is the executive producer, has said like, yeah, we just got way
• 49:30
  too many people, Like, we've got storylines, we've got couples, they're
• 49:34
  already established. We don't need anybody else, at least not right now,
• 49:37
  thank god. Yep. I did not want to see Lalla or Sinache on
• 49:40
  the Valley. We do not need more of them. I'm just still salty
• 49:45
  that we're not getting a reunion for the Valley yep, And everybody's bitching about
• 49:47
  it online on the reddits and the Bravo producers don't give a shit, and
• 49:51
  we've been bitching about it for literal weeks. It's not like you couldn't have
• 49:54
  cobbled together some live on watch what Happens live fucking reunion sky just yeah,
• 50:00
  something God for half an hour, like ask some actual questions. But Nope,
• 50:06
  Nope, we're not gonna get any of that. Unfortunate I mean,
• 50:08
  because there have been so many lies told. There are people getting away with
• 50:13
  a magnitude of shit I e. Janet, Yeah, people who have been
• 50:16
  throwing stones and hiding their hands, and those people need to be called out.
• 50:21
  And if you're not going to have that happen in the next episode,
• 50:24
  I'm gonna be hurt in my butt. But I'll be butt hurt about that
• 50:29
  for real, me too. But it looks like from the preview we might
• 50:31
  get a little bit of confrontation, I hope. So unless they're gonna do
• 50:36
  a dirty like seeking Sister Wife, yeah and show us a preview for something
• 50:38
  that we're not gonna actually see Yeah, I hate that shit. I hate
• 50:42
  that too. But let's get into the episode. Okay, We're on season
• 50:45
  one, episode eleven entitled dark Side Danny My God, Danny Star drinking it
• 50:52
  brown liquor, drinking brown liquor, and he put on a wig and he
• 50:55
  got persnikitty with his beautiful wife Neng and that was very interesting, very interesting.
• 51:04
  I was like, ooh, stasty, she'll memory. Okay, Well,
• 51:07
  we start with the episode with like the girls are kind of back at
• 51:12
  the villa. The guys are out on a boat getting drunk, getting fucking
• 51:15
  plastered, fishing and being crazy. But we have Brittany and Nia kind of
• 51:21
  talking about like her marriage right and whether Jack's apologized, which we all saw
• 51:28
  that he did in the last episode, and he is just kind of checking
• 51:30
  in with Brittany like are you okay, and Brittany's like, yeah, like
• 51:34
  this is just kind of what Jack's does and it's unfortunate, but this is
• 51:38
  what I have to put up with. And it's sad, and it's very
• 51:42
  sad. You know. It's like having a fight in front of all of
• 51:44
  your friends and your friends have seen it a million times before. Your friends
• 51:47
  have tried to do an intervention before, but like, you're still trapped in
• 51:52
  the closet with r Kelly with Jack Taylor, and like Nia doesn't probably know
• 51:57
  how to help her, No, not at all. And then we also
• 52:00
  have Brittany and Michelle kind of talking too, but more about Michelle and Jesse's
• 52:04
  shamble of a marriage. Yes, this is where Michelle's straight up being like,
• 52:07
  Yeah, if anybody's gonna leave, it's gonna have to be me.
• 52:10
  I'm gonna have to be the bad guy, right, which we know.
• 52:15
  Yeah, and so she's wrestling with that, and I can sympathize with that,
• 52:21
  yeah, because I know she doesn't want to have to hurt Jesse,
• 52:25
  but she is so over it. Stick a fork in her. She is
• 52:30
  done. And she talks about how she's not attracted to him at all.
• 52:34
  There is nothing that he can do that would make her be attracted. She
• 52:37
  is past the point of that. She's probably revolted by him, oh totally.
• 52:42
  His touch probably nauseates her. She goes down to have sex with him
• 52:45
  the very next day. We'll get there, but like, she's just over
• 52:50
  Jesse, and so she's finally saying it on camera. She's probably been telling
• 52:53
  these girls that for a while. Yeah, but she's like, yeah,
• 52:55
  we're about we're about to do this thing. I kind of felt for her,
• 53:00
  because nobody really wants to be the one that breaks up with somebody,
• 53:02
  Like that's always a hard thing to do, especially in a marriage when you
• 53:07
  have a kid, Like that's shitty, And like, Jesse's the type of
• 53:09
  guy, like we talked about last week with Jax Taylor, Like they're the
• 53:13
  types of dudes that would never get divorced because it would hurt their pride and
• 53:17
  it would hurt their ego to have to be a divorced man or say that
• 53:21
  their wives left them. So they're gonna stay in miserable marriages and continue to
• 53:24
  be assholes thinking that their wives will put up with it. But Michelle,
• 53:29
  she's an independent woman. She's fucking Quentin Tarantino or somebody she's fancy director,
• 53:35
  got Amazet, amazing, got somebody who's dicking her down. Okay, I
• 53:38
  could just see it on her face. She's so checked out and she's like
• 53:42
  thinking about somebody else and she's already gone. I'm sorry, Jesse, but
• 53:45
  that girl is already gone, Oh for sure. And then we have the
• 53:51
  guys on the boat and Jesse's kind of talking about his marriage with Michelle and
• 53:54
  he said, yeah, we're working on it. I'm like right on the
• 53:58
  heels of her talking about him and likes knowing she's gonna look like the bad
• 54:01
  guy. And yeah, so Jesse in this moment, because something changes just
• 54:07
  overnight, I think, Yeah, but Jesse in this moment thinks that Michelle
• 54:10
  is on the same page and they are actually working to rebuild their marriage.
• 54:15
  But like it's not gonna happen. Just sorry. It's pretty embarrassing to see.
• 54:21
  And I feel bad for him a little bit, Like even though I
• 54:22
  hate Jessie, I do feel bad for him as a human being that he
• 54:27
  has to sit here and say on camera, Yeah, I think we're doing
• 54:30
  good. I think we're gonna work on it. Like I know she hates
• 54:32
  me, but like we're taking it day by day. It's gonna be fine.
• 54:36
  And it's like Michelle being like, yeah, I'm over it. I'm
• 54:38
  sending my titty pics to yeah, some hot guys. That's right, it's
• 54:42
  fine. Well, but you can see how he probably walks away from this
• 54:45
  season feeling like he looks like a fool and she played him for a fool,
• 54:50
  and that she embarrassed the fuck out of him because he's fucking taking ayhauasca.
• 54:54
  He's like going to spiritual retreats. He's talking about his feelings with other
• 54:58
  bros, like he's really try him out here, and she is checked out,
• 55:01
  and so he's gonna look like a dummy. The sacrifices I've made to
• 55:06
  love you. Literally, he's gonna feel that. It's so sad, but
• 55:14
  you know, it couldn't have happened to a better guy. I know,
• 55:15
  he's odious. He's terrible. And then we have the girls setting up a
• 55:20
  surprise baby shower for Janet. I'm snory. It is kind of funny though,
• 55:27
  because Janet's like talking about how she hopes that her birth's gonna be super
• 55:30
  easy and the baby just slides out sure, and all these women are talking
• 55:34
  about like their horrible bursts and their anus is rupturing or whatever, losing blood,
• 55:40
  losing consciousness. I almost died. I thought that was hilarious, and
• 55:45
  Janet's like getting pissed off at them, and you guys just chill out a
• 55:46
  little bit. Well, but Janet like, don't go into it thinking that
• 55:51
  it's gonna be easy, easy, yeah, but I mean, you know,
• 55:53
  she probably needs a little bit of reassurance. But like you get around
• 55:57
  a lot of mothers, you know, women who have given birth, and
• 56:00
  you open those floodgates and you're gonna hear a lot of stories. Yep.
• 56:04
  Yeah. And then we have some fantasy party that they set up for everybody.
• 56:10
  I think Janet was the one that set it up where everybody has to
• 56:14
  dress up as each other's sexual fantasies. I thought so, although her husband
• 56:20
  showed up as a hot dog and she showed up as vanilla beans. Okay,
• 56:27
  I don't understand. And this is where we have Danny dressed up as
• 56:32
  Jamie from Outlander and his wife Nia is dressed up as herself because the ranch
• 56:38
  costume didn't come in time, because his most favorite thing is franch. We
• 56:44
  have Brittany showing up as I think a hockey cheerleader, and Jax is a
• 56:49
  hockey player on stilts. I didn't get, like an NBA player or something
• 56:54
  like that. Something I don't know. And then we have Jesse showing up
• 56:59
  as hair style slash Elton John and Michelle sauntering in looking like a fucking battie.
• 57:06
  I know, looking like a hot mama in her lingerie and in her
• 57:09
  jacket, she looks like a million bucks. And the party begins. Yes,
• 57:15
  and poor Danny is drunk Shita fasted, Oh my god, and just
• 57:21
  keeps drinking. Yeah, Ania, you know, being a sweet lady,
• 57:23
  She's like, I want him to have fun. You know, maybe he's
• 57:25
  having too much fun, but like it's fine, Like he can get drunk.
• 57:29
  We're all hanging out at the at the villa. But then Michelle,
• 57:34
  like, as they all sit down and have dinner, Michelle comes up with
• 57:37
  the bright idea to ask Danny and Nia about their living situation and moving to
• 57:42
  Santa Clarita, which is already like a hot button topic for them both because
• 57:46
  they disagree on it. But I'm like, why are you bringing this up
• 57:49
  when Danny's drunk as fun? Right, why are we talking about this?
• 57:52
  But this activates Danny, it does, and they start talking about their various
• 57:58
  and sundry reasons for to live in the valley versus wanting to live in Santa
• 58:02
  and I don't care, no, And then we get to the point though,
• 58:06
  where for some reason, and I can't tell you why, Jesse tells
• 58:08
  Danny that he's a bad actor, and of course Danny's trade is acting.
• 58:14
  Yeah, he is, in fact just this bit yes, and so being
• 58:17
  thin skinned, which is what we learned about Danny in the last two episodes,
• 58:22
  Like he's a fucking thin skin motherfuger. Yeah, this thin skinned person
• 58:25
  gets but hurt and starts to unravel in a variety of different directions, and
• 58:30
  it seems to be focused around the real estates stuff. But like he's popping
• 58:36
  off. Jax is like trying to support him, and Brittany's just talking over
• 58:39
  I gotta hate her voice. Shut your voice, seriously, it's terrible.
• 58:44
  And there's pandemonium at the table and Danny's trying to articulate whatever his dumb opinion
• 58:49
  is and Nia's trying to stop him. Yeah, she's like and Danny is
• 58:55
  like, no, I want to say what I want to say. I'm
• 58:58
  a man, and She's just like, okay, well, but like,
• 59:00
  maybe we could talk about this in private. This is like about our life.
• 59:02
  We don't need to be having this conversation at the dinner table. And
• 59:07
  he starts cursing, yeah, well he she was telling him to shut up,
• 59:13
  and eventually she says something to the group like, this is a private
• 59:15
  conversation between me, emma, So let's shut the fuck up and stop talking
• 59:21
  about it, please and thank you, because he's drunk and he's not in
• 59:23
  his right mind right. And then I think that's when he says under his
• 59:27
  breath kind of to her, He's like, you fucked me over there.
• 59:30
  Yeah, that's what he says. And she's like, don't be cursing at
• 59:32
  me, don't be TV F word. We're on TV, right, chill
• 59:37
  out, And I mean, that's totally fair. He was hella drunk though,
• 59:40
  Like yeah, he says a couple two three things to her, and
• 59:45
  she reminds him a couple of times, like we're on TV. You're talking
• 59:47
  to me like that your beloved wife on TV. So you might want to
• 59:52
  check yourself before you wreck yourself. Yep. And so Danny ultimately is sent
• 59:57
  from the table to go downstairs and sleep at all I could have been He's
• 1:00:01
  go to bed, daddy. Yeah, he's showing you as he is,
• 1:00:05
  and he does admit to it and is talking head. He's like, yeah,
• 1:00:07
  I got really crazy. I said some things I shouldn't have you know,
• 1:00:10
  I was drunk, and like a lot of people to be fair.
• 1:00:14
  On Reddit are actually like defending him and saying, like, you know,
• 1:00:16
  we're seeing a couple who's like new parents. They've got three little babies and
• 1:00:22
  a condo. They're trying to figure out life. Like that's a stressful time
• 1:00:25
  in your life as a parent, which I don't know yet because I ain't
• 1:00:29
  got no kids. Okay, much to my chagrin, I know I'm working
• 1:00:34
  on I know. Well, I did have a dream about having a baby
• 1:00:37
  last night. Boy or girl? A girl? Oh my gosh. We
• 1:00:39
  adopted her and she was so cute. Really, Yes, they come to
• 1:00:45
  you in dreams, you know, beforehand, to let you know that they're
• 1:00:47
  en route, that they're making their way through the ether down into your uterus
• 1:00:52
  or somebody else's. I know, she was a little baby we adopted.
• 1:00:53
  She was three years old, and she was talking and blabbing and she got
• 1:00:59
  to pick her name. It was really cute. Oh did she tell you
• 1:01:01
  what her name was? I woke up right at that dream. Oh gosh,
• 1:01:06
  yeah, that's great. Oh, I know we're getting at not to
• 1:01:09
  we're working on it. Detour the conversation. But yeah, But anyway,
• 1:01:13
  a lot of people on Reddit were talking about how like, you know,
• 1:01:15
  if you were a young parent and you had your toddlers or whatever, like,
• 1:01:20
  do you want those years of your life broadcasted on TV? No,
• 1:01:22
  because you probably weren't perfect. You probably were being stupid and making an ass
• 1:01:27
  of yourself because you're trying to figure out how to be a parent, and
• 1:01:30
  he's under a lot of stress and all this stuff. So I thought that
• 1:01:32
  was nice because after last week, everybody's shitting on Danny and now everybody's coming
• 1:01:37
  back to well, yeah, that's shockingly reasonable for Reddit. I know.
• 1:01:40
  I think that's that's that's the right way to look at it. Like he's
• 1:01:44
  just having a moment. It happens to be on television. It's kind a
• 1:01:46
  little slack. He's under a lot of pressure, so is Nia, and
• 1:01:50
  he's in a toxic, fucking friend group with all these stupid losers. But
• 1:01:53
  before we move on, though, I did like how Jason said that he
• 1:01:58
  noticed how Nia when shit starts to get real and the friend group tends to
• 1:02:02
  say, oh, my babysitter needs is to come home, or oh God,
• 1:02:06
  I gotta go downstairs and I gotta nurse the babies, or always uses
• 1:02:09
  her babies and her marriage in order to get out of these types of situations.
• 1:02:14
  So this is not going unnoticed by the friend group. And I wonder
• 1:02:17
  if that maybe next year is going to come up because as we have discussed
• 1:02:22
  previously, like Nia, you're gonna have to figure it out. Like this
• 1:02:24
  group is about drama, There's gonna be drama. So you can't keep checking
• 1:02:30
  out with your babies just to avoid it, right, Like if you want
• 1:02:34
  the money from Bravo, you're gonna have to bring some kind of drama,
• 1:02:37
  even if it's fake. But like you're not. You're being a nice mom,
• 1:02:39
  like you're being respectful and you're being mature, And unfortunately that doesn't work
• 1:02:44
  for Brow it does. And I'm actually really glad though that somebody called it
• 1:02:47
  out because we've been saying it and all the other people have been saying it
• 1:02:50
  too, like Nia, like come on, honey, right, like you
• 1:02:52
  know what you signed up for, grayl And then it's the next day Danny
• 1:02:57
  slipped off his alcohol. Everybody sobered up. Apparently Michelle and Jesse fucked that
• 1:03:04
  morning. Had her eyes closed, why she wouldn't look at him, She
• 1:03:08
  disassociated, She went to another astro dimension playing with the fairries. He got
• 1:03:17
  his nut on. But I'm just like, why, I mean, you've
• 1:03:20
  just resolved within yourself that you're gonna have to divorce him, so why are
• 1:03:24
  you giving him false hope by having sex with him? But something about it
• 1:03:30
  must have been really bad, because he noticed that she was dissociated, And
• 1:03:32
  this is when he begins to bring up, once again the sexy pictures that
• 1:03:38
  Michelle has allegedly sent to other people. Now he don't want to look like
• 1:03:42
  a fool. Yeah, And she's been telling him, of course they didn't
• 1:03:45
  send sexy photos. No, I'm just networking with people, you know how
• 1:03:49
  we do it. But now he wants to get some additional information and clarity
• 1:03:52
  post nut clarity, and find out whether this is really going on, because
• 1:03:57
  he would feel really stupid if she was lying to him. And she's like,
• 1:04:00
  what do you mean I would never do that. I told you I
• 1:04:02
  wouldn't do that. Do we think she's done that? Oh? I think
• 1:04:05
  she's totally done that, all up in the oh yeah, the vagina.
• 1:04:12
  Yeah, totally up in the Yeah. That's the part to get in there
• 1:04:16
  is send that picture. She is standing pictures. This is what I believe.
• 1:04:20
  Oh, of course, of course, especially if what Jesse is saying
• 1:04:28
  is true that she doesn't let him see her phone at all and she's always
• 1:04:31
  hiding it, so suspicious, can be suspicious, don't be suspicious? Yes,
• 1:04:39
  Like I'm not wanting to like look at my wife's phone or nothing like
• 1:04:43
  that. But if I had a suspicion, she would let me see her
• 1:04:46
  phone. Sure, if you're you're worried, here you go right and it.
• 1:04:49
  There would be nothing. My husband's phone has my thumb print, same
• 1:04:54
  with his. For mind, like, I have no problem go through everything
• 1:04:57
  that you need to go through right the minute that you're socials and your phone
• 1:05:01
  that is a red flag. Not that doesn't mean that she is doing anything.
• 1:05:05
  And some people like really value their privacy in that way and I can
• 1:05:09
  respect it. But like, given the contacts, Yeah, I believe she's
• 1:05:13
  cheating. Oh, I believe she's a cheating ass ho. Yep, she
• 1:05:15
  is a cheating ass ho and she's lying to our faces. That's why I
• 1:05:19
  wish we had the reunion so people could call it out and be like,
• 1:05:21
  girl, here's the receipts. But we ain't gonna do that. And then
• 1:05:27
  she tries to turn it around and say Kristen is cheating on Luke, right,
• 1:05:31
  She's like, oh no, Kristin's only spreading that about me because she's
• 1:05:34
  cheating on Luke. And I'm like, okay, so now we're spreading more
• 1:05:39
  rumors. She's just trying to firebomb over there to get the heat off of
• 1:05:44
  her. I don't believe that for a minute. Me neither. And then
• 1:05:47
  we have Brittany talking to Janet for some reason about her marriage with Jack.
• 1:05:54
  Okay, dissenting opinion. I didn't hate Janet in this scene, and you
• 1:05:59
  know, I don't like her. You know, I don't like Janet,
• 1:06:01
  but I thought that she was very well reasoned. She didn't come in and
• 1:06:06
  just be like, oh my god, Jack's a fucking asshole. Let's kill
• 1:06:09
  him. Okay, this this earl gotta die. I shouldn't do any of
• 1:06:12
  that. She's just like, well, you know, like, I know
• 1:06:15
  you guys want to stay together. I know divorce isn't an option, but
• 1:06:17
  like, maybe you guys should communicate, go to therapy, like she's trying
• 1:06:20
  to help Brittany. I think, yeah, And this is where we learn
• 1:06:25
  from Brittany that actually divorce is an option. It is one hundred percent a
• 1:06:30
  path that we could take much to the opposition of what Jack is saying about
• 1:06:34
  this I know, which I thought that was very interesting. And I'm like,
• 1:06:38
  you know what, girl, more power to you, Like leave this
• 1:06:42
  dork he hates you anyway, Go get you a man that loves your curves
• 1:06:46
  and loves your body. And you're yu yuck, yes for real. And
• 1:06:50
  then we have Danny and Nia going on a walk and they're talking about his
• 1:06:56
  drunk escapades the night before, and she's like, I just want to talk
• 1:07:00
  to you about like moving to Santa Clarita and blah blah blah. She's like,
• 1:07:05
  I just want you to know how I'm so emotionally tied to La for
• 1:07:09
  some reason, which I'm just like, ew, I like, why why
• 1:07:13
  do you want to live in Hollywood and raise a kid out in those streets?
• 1:07:15
  Like there's an entire like microculture there, Like these are the people born
• 1:07:19
  and raised in California. Well I can see it, and I have friends
• 1:07:25
  there and I've visited and it's very fun and can be beautiful. You're so
• 1:07:30
  hateful for California. I'm just trying to acknowledge and rep the raccoons out here
• 1:07:33
  from California, from southern California. I know that we have them. Well
• 1:07:36
  yeah, I mean there's beaches, there's mountains, there's fucking great food.
• 1:07:42
  There's a lot going for southern California. I love Southern California. I've got
• 1:07:46
  family in Southern California. I'm not dugging on that. I'm just dugging on
• 1:07:49
  La specifically. She's so tied to La San Francisco, La. And we'll
• 1:07:54
  see, I'm right. San Francisco used to be cool, yeah, but
• 1:07:59
  like no, she's like just so attached to this area. And she's explaining
• 1:08:01
  her feelings to Danny, and Danny's like, yeah, no, I totally
• 1:08:04
  understand, and they have like a very nice, like mature conversation. I
• 1:08:09
  thought it was great because Nia made a point to tell Danny, like,
• 1:08:13
  thank you for always wanting to take care of me. I really feel how
• 1:08:16
  much you want to protect me, especially during this season of postpartum depression and
• 1:08:21
  all of the things that I'm going through. I can really feel that you're
• 1:08:24
  there for me. But at the same time, I need you to take
• 1:08:27
  care of you like you deserve to be happy too, and I just want
• 1:08:30
  to make sure that you're okay. And I thought that is just such a
• 1:08:33
  fantastic display of what a partnership actually is, in stark contrast to every other
• 1:08:40
  couple that we're watching on this show. I know, just like a beautiful
• 1:08:43
  way to have the discussion. And you notice she didn't like hammer him for
• 1:08:45
  his cringy, embarrassing behavior the night before, like she's a nurturer and he's
• 1:08:50
  a protector and nurturer. And I loved that. I love them too.
• 1:08:56
  I'm still like, you guys are a power couple, Like even if he's
• 1:09:00
  like saying some curse words while he's drunk, Like, I mean, who
• 1:09:03
  hasn't done that much money a girl? Come on, I mean, who
• 1:09:06
  hasn't been like that? I think they're great and I love I do love
• 1:09:12
  that they're on this show because they do contrast all of the other horrible marriages
• 1:09:15
  and horrible couples. It's just like so great yep. And then we have
• 1:09:20
  the Friday Gentleman's Lunch okay, Jesse and Jack's and some other randos. I
• 1:09:27
  just hate how Jesse feels the need to put on all these errors and he
• 1:09:30
  talks about like previous lunches being five courses and costing twenty thousand dollars and I'm
• 1:09:38
  like, okay, I don't care. Wealth whispers, honey, wealth whispers,
• 1:09:44
  new money roars yes, like shush, like stop. He's so pompous.
• 1:09:50
  But he's like doing this because it's like some networking thing, I guess,
• 1:09:55
  and he brings Jack's over there only to criticize Jackson Britney's marriage. I'm
• 1:10:00
  just like, what the fuck, dude? Okay, Another dissenting opinion,
• 1:10:04
  because when we see Jesse talk on the couch in his interstitial about how he
• 1:10:12
  wished he had somebody sit him down two years previously who kind of could see
• 1:10:17
  the signs and the writing on the wall, like he wished somebody would have
• 1:10:21
  done that for him. So that's why he's trying to talk to Jack's.
• 1:10:26
  Like I understood his reasoning, and I think he says something like those that
• 1:10:30
  cannot do teach, right, So he's trying to teach Jax what he has
• 1:10:32
  learned through his own process. But like, of course, Jack's being an
• 1:10:36
  absolute lummo send up buffoon. Can only say that, you know, he's
• 1:10:41
  got a terrible marriage and probably worse than mine, so why should I be
• 1:10:45
  listening to him? But like, I do think there's some validity to Jesse
• 1:10:48
  being able to clock what's going on, understand that his own marriage is falling
• 1:10:51
  apart, and reaching out a hand to help his friend. He is not
• 1:10:56
  helped though, by his condescending attitude. Yeah, and the way he tries
• 1:11:00
  to speak with such authority, Like you actually don't have that authority. You
• 1:11:03
  have experience, and so you can come into the conversation and say, hey,
• 1:11:06
  let me just tell you what happened to me, this is what I
• 1:11:10
  did. I really don't want that to happen to you. That's experience.
• 1:11:14
  But when you come in with authority and tell somebody who they are and what
• 1:11:16
  they're doing wrong, when you have blown up all of your shit, miss
• 1:11:20
  me with that. Yes, that's what I thought was so silly to me,
• 1:11:25
  because both of these guys are so similar, Like they're both egotistical pieces
• 1:11:29
  of shit that treat their women like crap, and they are quick to criticize
• 1:11:34
  literally everyone else, but can't look themselves in the mirror and look at their
• 1:11:39
  own flaws and everything. So that's what I thought was annoying with Jesse.
• 1:11:42
  But I do understand the sentiment, like of him just trying to be a
• 1:11:46
  friend to Jack's and Jacks is being so resistant to it. I mean he
• 1:11:50
  is like so prideful in this sham of a marriage, Like there's no pride
• 1:11:59
  in having a horrible, terrible marriage, like I even if you have the
• 1:12:02
  marriage label like I think. Jesse asks Jax, like, would you let
• 1:12:08
  Brittany leave if she wanted to leave? And he was like, no,
• 1:12:11
  I wouldn't. She's never gonna leave me. Well, and as Jason tells
• 1:12:15
  us, like you can't stop her. She has power in the situation,
• 1:12:19
  she has rights in the situations, and if she wants to leave you and
• 1:12:23
  or divorce you, she has every right to do so, and you're not
• 1:12:25
  gonna be able to stop her. But it hasn't occurred to Jax yet that
• 1:12:29
  Britney would ever do that, because how could she ever find better than me?
• 1:12:32
  Right, that's what I because he believes that, Yeah, that's how
• 1:12:36
  he sees his wife. And she can find better than you. Yeah,
• 1:12:40
  by throwing a rock into a swamp, she can find better than you.
• 1:12:44
  For real. It's so embarrassing to me. And then that's like the end
• 1:12:48
  of the episode. So next week's the season finale, we have Jack's bar
• 1:12:54
  finally opening, but it's not really his bar. It's just his name on
• 1:12:58
  Although, what did you watch the after show when he was talking to the
• 1:13:01
  Toms about the bar, Like he the way he spoke about it is getting
• 1:13:06
  a fifty percent interest in this bar, like so he gets I think,
• 1:13:12
  I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. The way it sounded was he
• 1:13:15
  gets fifty percent of the profits off the bar that he did not invest in.
• 1:13:18
  He talks about how these guys who invest in restaurants and bars came to
• 1:13:21
  him and presented him with the deal. He took it to his lawyer.
• 1:13:25
  His lawyer's like, you fucking hit the lottery. This is a great deal.
• 1:13:28
  Do it. And he's sitting next to the Toms, of course,
• 1:13:30
  who've got Schwartz and Sandy's and they're like, still not making a profit and
• 1:13:33
  they've put I don't know, close to a million dollars into that joint and
• 1:13:38
  Jacks's allegedly just making money hand over fist in this bar, which I think
• 1:13:43
  was pretty funny to watch because as he's talking about his good fortune, Tom
• 1:13:47
  and Tom are just squirming and looking at their watches and like they're very uncomfortable
• 1:13:51
  because they're losers. That's amazing, Yeah, key, yeah, I do
• 1:13:56
  kind of like the competition between like Jack's and the Toms and stuff, because
• 1:14:00
  it seems like the Toms look up to Jack's for some reason. Yeah,
• 1:14:01
  like all the guys look up to Jack's, like he's so fucking cool and
• 1:14:04
  his skinny jeans and is washed up like Baldock, so embarrassing. And then
• 1:14:12
  we also have Zach and Kristen calling out Janet's gossiping ass bitch well bitchness.
• 1:14:20
  But I noticed as I watched it because I rewound it, that they seem
• 1:14:26
  to be saying it to everybody but Janet, Like Janet isn't actually in the
• 1:14:30
  group when they're saying it, So I'm not sure if Janet is actually going
• 1:14:33
  to get confronted, although we do see Jason getting in Zach's face like don't
• 1:14:38
  you talk about my wife like that? Okay, now you've got a pair
• 1:14:42
  Za's like whatever, dude, Yeah, like bye, your wife's crazy,
• 1:14:45
  she sucks, she's terrible. I think they call her out for being an
• 1:14:48
  instigator or something like that. And then we have Michelle saying that her and
• 1:14:54
  Jesse need to divorce. Yes we know, and then Brittany leaving and Jack
• 1:15:00
  fake crying on the couch as if he's so unhappy, which I'm just like,
• 1:15:04
  you're not. I don't know. I really don't know what makes Jack's
• 1:15:10
  tick. I think like he has sentimental values about himself, like he wants
• 1:15:14
  to have values in something like his child and his marriage and his family,
• 1:15:17
  but like he doesn't actually have those values and doesn't know how to be solid
• 1:15:21
  in them, and so he's always going to default to being an absolute bastard
• 1:15:27
  and an asshole. That's sad, but like, get some fucking therapy.
• 1:15:30
  Well, and he's gonna be like, well, she left, so I
• 1:15:31
  can fuck whoever I want. I can do as much blow as I want.
• 1:15:34
  I can live in the house. She's living in an airbnb. I'm
• 1:15:36
  not leaving the house. You could just see how difficult he's going to be.
• 1:15:41
  And again I say, not to be a broken record, I apologize,
• 1:15:45
  but like how he has been setting up this entire season, like the
• 1:15:49
  fact that Brittany is an alcoholic according to him, and how she's got a
• 1:15:54
  problem and so maybe she's an unfit mother, maybe she's unsafe to mother cruise,
• 1:15:59
  and so this could all be going toward a custody agreement or a custody
• 1:16:03
  battle, which would call into question whether he really doesn't believe into divorce if
• 1:16:08
  he's been planning this the entire time. I don't know. That's what I'm
• 1:16:12
  thinking too, Like maybe he's just trying to side with Jesse or the rest
• 1:16:15
  of the group and be like, yeah, I think divorce is wrong.
• 1:16:17
  But I'm like, you've been waiting for this. I feel like, I
• 1:16:20
  don't think you like Brittany at all. You're fucking miserable with her, you
• 1:16:24
  don't want to fuck her. So it's like, why not just get divorced
• 1:16:28
  so that way you don't have to continue cheating on her, because I think
• 1:16:30
  he's been cheating on her this whole entire time. So I don't know.
• 1:16:34
  I'm excited to see it though. Yeah. So we're gonna be wrapping it
• 1:16:38
  up. There won't be any reunion. We have one more episode and then
• 1:16:41
  starting next week, Yeah, we are going to be covering Unexpected on TLC,
• 1:16:47
  A bunch of them hoe ass teenagers get knocked up and fighting and kill
• 1:16:55
  Wait. I can't wait for that. We're gonna be covering Unexpected. We're
• 1:16:57
  also going to be finishing up The Valley, and then we're also going to
• 1:17:00
  be doing Sister Wives rewindes, so we know that a lot of our core
• 1:17:05
  audience is into the Sister Wives stuff, and so we're gonna be coming back
• 1:17:09
  with a vengeance, with a lot of commentary about everything that has happened in
• 1:17:13
  the Sister Wives universe since last we met on that topic. So we'll be
• 1:17:16
  getting into that and I think season four of the franchise, and we're gonna
• 1:17:20
  have a lot of fun, Like the train keeps on going, Honey to
• 1:17:24
  the destination, endless amount of tress, so much trash to eat. There's
• 1:17:29
  a reason I'm fat, It's because I love to eat trash. Yes,
• 1:17:31
  girl, Now, is there anything else we need to say to these beautiful
• 1:17:35
  raccoons before we go bead with Well, if you love our podcast, I
• 1:17:39
  sure hope you go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five
• 1:17:43
  star review that really helps us grow the past. Thank you so much.
• 1:17:46
  We will be back next week to do all the things I already told you
• 1:17:49
  about that we are doing, and until then, please do not forget that
• 1:17:54
  we have nothing but love for you and peace by guys. Mm hmm