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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Here's more marks alone on sevent ten.
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  Speaker 2: Woor oh, hey, it's Friday. That's the good news. It's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be a beautiful day. It's gonna rain all day
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow and be okay on Sunday. So for all of
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  Speaker 2: our lives who've been terrified of a war with the
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  Speaker 2: Soviet Union or Russia, you know, you'd see that they
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  Speaker 2: would do those parades in Moscow with the with the military,
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  Speaker 2: these gleaming white tanks and these soldiers, the way they
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  Speaker 2: would march with their you know, like rockets. They're kicking
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  Speaker 2: their feet up in the air. The incredible Russian army, superpower, Russia,
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  Speaker 2: their army, boy, you could never tangle them. War with
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  Speaker 2: Russia be unthinkable. Then we see them in the Ukraine.
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  Speaker 2: They're not very good at all. They're not much of
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  Speaker 2: an army at all. In fact, little ragtag Ukraine Army
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  Speaker 2: is able to fend them off for five years without blinking.
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  Speaker 2: This Russian army is a disaster. Their weapons, they don't
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  Speaker 2: even have night vision. Their troops stink. They don't even
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  Speaker 2: know how to fight in formation. They don't even have
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  Speaker 2: commanders on the field, and most of the troops are
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  Speaker 2: just you know drafties, just drunken twenty two year olds.
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  Speaker 2: They're a disaster there army and then for a long time,
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  Speaker 2: when you know, all these decades now, Iran has been
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  Speaker 2: the biggest troublemaker in the Middle East. They're the ones
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  Speaker 2: that financed Hamas and Hezbollah and the hooties. They're the
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  Speaker 2: terrorists launching all this terrorist crap all over the Middle East,
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  Speaker 2: all over the world. They're the most feared thing in
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  Speaker 2: the Middle East, Iran. And it was thought for many,
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  Speaker 2: many years, well, I can't you can't go to war
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  Speaker 2: with Iran. I mean you can you know, you can
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  Speaker 2: fight Sodam Hussein maybe, but not Iran. You can't. Thank
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  Speaker 2: oh if Iran ever got into it, Well, we actually
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  Speaker 2: went to war with Iran. Turns out they don't have
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  Speaker 2: much of anything. In fact, the first day we wiped
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  Speaker 2: out their whole leadership with one shot, all forty one
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  Speaker 2: leaders We took out everything they have. We completely took
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  Speaker 2: out their air force in two seconds. We took out
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  Speaker 2: their navy in five seconds. We took out all their
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  Speaker 2: offensive capability. I mean, they really have nothing. It was
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  Speaker 2: nothing to take out I ran. It took a second.
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  Speaker 2: Now they still don't give in. Even though you've completely
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  Speaker 2: eliminated their entire military, they go to asymmetrical warfare, little
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  Speaker 2: terrorist warfare. They got a stockpile of drones left, and
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  Speaker 2: they got a few missiles left, but that's nothing for
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  Speaker 2: us to handle. So it was nothing. It was absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Now they won't give up again. It's like Vietnam. They
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  Speaker 2: got much of an army. It's a little bunch of
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  Speaker 2: ragtag people that you know, fight in the jungle in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the night, but they never give up.
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  Speaker 2: They don't give up. That's the problem with Iran. But
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  Speaker 2: we'll take care of it. We've shut down their economy completely.
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  Speaker 2: They have absolutely no income, so it's just a matter
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  Speaker 2: before they're completely out of money. People are starving and
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  Speaker 2: it'll just go crazy. So but if you're the fake news,
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  Speaker 2: if you're these Trump hating reporters, they just hate Trump
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  Speaker 2: so much that they try to convince you everything is wrong.
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  Speaker 2: He went in with no plan at all. There was
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  Speaker 2: no plan, and it's the single most planned war in
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  Speaker 2: the history of the world. This Iran battle plan has
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  Speaker 2: been worked on by the Pentagon for over forty years.
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  Speaker 2: They've been tweaking it and retweaking it that's why in
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  Speaker 2: the first day we took out everything. Basically, it was
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  Speaker 2: the most planned war in history. It's dragging on forever,
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  Speaker 2: and it's going to be the shortest war in the
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  Speaker 2: history of the world. This will be a two three
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  Speaker 2: month war. That'll be it. There's nothing to worry about.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're the fake news, you got to attack
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  Speaker 2: the president. I got to make it look like this
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  Speaker 2: is the worst situation ever. So this one reporter, yes
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  Speaker 2: said they're going through how well everything is going. So
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  Speaker 2: this one reporter, just trying to cause trouble for Trump,
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  Speaker 2: asks him, are you going to use nuclear weapons in Iran?
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  Speaker 2: Will you use the nuclear button? It's the dumbest question
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  Speaker 2: I've ever heard. It is the stupidest question ever, and
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  Speaker 2: it's insane to even ask the question. So if it
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  Speaker 2: were Reagan, he'd be very folksy and he'd say, where,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think. If we're Bill Clinton, these are professional politicians,
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  Speaker 2: he would say, well, well, I don't think we won't
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  Speaker 2: have to. But it's President Trump, who's basically more Don
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  Speaker 2: Rickles than he is professional politician. So this reporter asked
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  Speaker 2: this ridiculous question, are you going to use the nuclear bomb? Trump? Responds,
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  Speaker 2: why would a stupid question like that be asked? Do
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  Speaker 2: you know why would why would I use a nuclear weapon?
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  Speaker 3: We've totally, in a very conventional way, decimated them without it.
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  Speaker 2: Now I wouldn't use it. A nuclear weapon should never
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  Speaker 2: be allowed to be used by anybody. Yeah. See, if
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  Speaker 2: you're a professional politician, you go, well, don't. Then when
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  Speaker 2: you get backstage or the door is closed, you go,
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  Speaker 2: what a stupid question? Why the hell they ask it?
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  Speaker 2: But if you're President Trump, you're real, You say what
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  Speaker 2: you really think? You don't wait till you get off camera,
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  Speaker 2: right in front of everybody. Why would a stupid question
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  Speaker 2: like that be asked? Why would why would I use
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  Speaker 2: a nubrew? Weather? And he's right, just make him feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: What a stupid question to use, Absolutely ridiculous. So they
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  Speaker 2: don't know what to do, they don't know how to
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  Speaker 2: attack them. Oil prices, well, look what you've done to oil?
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  Speaker 2: Why this is killing everything? It's not killing everybody. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's not good to have the oil prices go up.
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  Speaker 2: But think about this for a second. President Trump goes
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  Speaker 2: to war with a major oil producer, shuts down the
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  Speaker 2: strait of horn Moose. The major oil place of the war,
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing is. And we still haven't even gotten
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  Speaker 2: close to Joe Biden oil prices. With all of this,
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  Speaker 2: I've been a little Horizon oil, but it's nowhere near.
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  Speaker 2: It's nothing near Joe Biden prices and oil. Remember Joe
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  Speaker 2: Biden had up to five dollars a gallon at the pump.
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  Speaker 2: So it's going pretty well. Hey, the White House Correspondents
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  Speaker 2: dinners tomorrow night, and if you want to watch it,
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  Speaker 2: the best way to watch it is Jimmy Fayla will
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  Speaker 2: be hosting on the Fox News channel from nine to midnight,
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  Speaker 2: so you'll see President Trump's speech. Jimmy Fayala will be
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  Speaker 2: there at the White House Correspondence senter. Hey, remember he
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  Speaker 2: was on the show with us yesterday and he said
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  Speaker 2: he was going to go to the White House to
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  Speaker 2: do They're going to shoot some video to use on
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night. And he said he wasn't scheduled to meet
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  Speaker 2: with the president. I said, President Trump knows everything going on.
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  Speaker 2: He'll know you're in the building. You'll be brought into
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  Speaker 2: the Oval Office. He said, I don't think so. Check
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  Speaker 2: out his Instagram here he is in the Oval Office.
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  Speaker 2: President Trump greeting him personally. It's a great picture. Jimmy
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  Speaker 2: Fayli's Instagram. Hey, check out my instagram. A lot of
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  Speaker 2: great pictures there, including Buck Sexton. Had his book party.
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  Speaker 2: He's got an excellent book out, great new book called
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  Speaker 2: Manufacturing Delusion. Big book party, doctor Gerson's massive apartment. We
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  Speaker 2: had it there. A lot of people there, Miranda Divine
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  Speaker 2: and a lot of Fox News people, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember who else, lot of good friends
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  Speaker 2: and family of a Buck Sexton. Excellent party. But his
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  Speaker 2: new book is Manufacturing Delusion. It's a great book. Chuck Schumer,
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  Speaker 2: Chuck Schumer going nuts. It's funny. He was if you
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  Speaker 2: go back to the old videos twenty years ago, he
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  Speaker 2: was yelling and screaming to secure the border. He wanted
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  Speaker 2: ice everywhere. Remember in the Obama days, Ice was everywhere
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  Speaker 2: arresting illegals, and they had a guy, you know who.
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  Speaker 2: Obama's guy was in charge of ICE, Tom Holman, and
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  Speaker 2: he arrested so many illegals and deported so many people
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  Speaker 2: that Obama gave him the Medal of Freedom. And Schumer
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  Speaker 2: is cheering, well, these are just cheap, pandering politicians. Whatever way,
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  Speaker 2: the wind is blowing. So now, if you're a Democrat,
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  Speaker 2: it pays to be anti Ice. Schumer is pretending to
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  Speaker 2: be anti Ice. He's not anything. He has no beliefs,
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  Speaker 2: no principles of any kind. His whole business is donor service.
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  Speaker 2: Donors make big contributions. He does favors for them all
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  Speaker 2: day and night. This is all he does. But when
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  Speaker 2: the camera's there, he's pandering, he's yelling and screaming. He
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  Speaker 2: went stepped over a line. He got a little too
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  Speaker 2: insulting about Ice. Nobody likes Ice, No, everybody hates that.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a.
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  Speaker 1: Silly adding one hundred and forty billion dollars to an
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  Speaker 1: agency that nobody to two two two groups Border Patrol
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  Speaker 1: and ICE that nobody respects in this country.
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  Speaker 2: What an idiot, What a complete idiot. There are so
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  Speaker 2: many people, any servant, the majority of Americans want ICE
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  Speaker 2: to do their job. So you got Mark, Wayne Mull
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  Speaker 2: and other people having to respond to this idiot Shumer.
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  Speaker 3: The definition of a line scumbag politician, that is you.
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  Speaker 3: You would be the definition if you googled you right now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, why don't you just come out to be
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  Speaker 3: honest with American people? He wants to have open borders.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to defind the Customer Border Protection Agency,
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  Speaker 3: if you want to defind ice who is in there
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  Speaker 3: arresting the criminals. That the walls were passed by you,
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  Speaker 3: you had time to change those during the Biden administration.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't. Yeah, so hey, do you hear at this?
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  Speaker 2: You know, the polymarket is the big thing, these online
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  Speaker 2: betting markets. You make these bets and some of them
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  Speaker 2: are for big money. You bet on anything. You bet on, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a sports. You could bet on when they ran,
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  Speaker 2: war is going to be over? You can bet on
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  Speaker 2: how long will President Trump speak at the White House
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  Speaker 2: correspondence There political stuff anything, foreign policy stuff. So remember
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  Speaker 2: we rated Venezuela, we captured Maduro in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: the night. Well some people bet. In fact, one guy
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  Speaker 2: bet on exactly when it would happen and he made
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  Speaker 2: about half a million bucks. Well, it turns out he
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  Speaker 2: was a government insider. He was working on that operation,
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  Speaker 2: used his inside knowledge to pl a bet. So now
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  Speaker 2: he's in big trouble the president talking about it. That's
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  Speaker 2: like Peter Rose betting on his own teams. It's a
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  Speaker 2: little like Pete Rose. Pete Rose He kept him out
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  Speaker 2: of the Hall of Fame because he bet on his
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  Speaker 2: own team. Now, if he bet against his team, that
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  Speaker 2: would be no good. But he better on his own team.
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  Speaker 2: I'll look into it. Yeah, So this poly market, some
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  Speaker 2: people make a lot of money. Now, I've had actual
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  Speaker 2: poly market betters contact right to me because they've made
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  Speaker 2: a lot of money listening to this show. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of times we tell you something's going to happen, and
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  Speaker 2: we give you like an inside tip. There was one
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  Speaker 2: remember when Israel was going to ray do a bombing
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  Speaker 2: rate on I ran. We told you like two nights
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  Speaker 2: before when it would happen, the bombing of the nuclear reactions.
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  Speaker 2: We told you what night that was. So some people
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  Speaker 2: making a lot of money just using the information from
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  Speaker 2: this show to make these bets. I've had some of
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  Speaker 2: them contact. He say like, I'll pay you extra to
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  Speaker 2: tell me before it goes down there. No, we can't
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  Speaker 2: do that. Can't do that. Hey, mom, Donnie's got enough
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  Speaker 2: problem besides this Ken Griffin backlash. You know, the East
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  Speaker 2: Village is a strange place. It's different. You know the
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  Speaker 2: village used to be the kind of radical Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the village goes a lot of zillionaires are living in
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  Speaker 2: the village has been much more civilized. It's the East
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  Speaker 2: Village that's crazy and kooky and left wing. The East Village, Boy,
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  Speaker 2: that neighborhood really turned out from Mom Donnie. They voted
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  Speaker 2: for Mom Donnie, like crazy boy, did they support him? Well?
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  Speaker 2: Now the East Village hates him. The East Village is
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  Speaker 2: rebelling against him because he wants to put the homeless
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  Speaker 2: men's shelter in the East Village. He's picked that location
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  Speaker 2: as a building there, So the whole East Village is crazy, angry,
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  Speaker 2: screaming at him. You see these crazy socialists. They yell
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  Speaker 2: and scream. They want this stuff, but they don't want
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  Speaker 2: it next door. They don't want it in their neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: So they're all mad at him. Nobody happy there. Now,
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  Speaker 2: let's go to the Hamptons. It's a little like Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. You got a lot of very
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  Speaker 2: wealthy people with nothing to do all day, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Kardashian type. I mean these people in Beverly Hills that
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  Speaker 2: are like CEOs. They're working eighteen hour days. But you
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  Speaker 2: got all these especially these women, real housewife types, you know, idiots,
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  Speaker 2: don't have a job, don't do anything, and they get
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  Speaker 2: caught up in these ridiculous fads and trends. And it started.
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  Speaker 2: You remember years ago, if you wanted coffee, you just
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  Speaker 2: went and got a cup of coffee. You want it black,
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  Speaker 2: or you want cream and sugar, that was it. You
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  Speaker 2: want decaff or that was it. Then Starbucks comes along
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  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, it's not just coffee, it's
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  Speaker 2: a coconut, mocha, caramel, triple, this, something that with. And
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  Speaker 2: then when you come up with all these drinks, instead
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  Speaker 2: of two dollars for coffee, it's eight dollars, it's twelve dollars.
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  Speaker 2: So now you're paying a fortune for coffee. I see
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  Speaker 2: these'll come in with these Starbucks cups. You know they
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  Speaker 2: they went and got a twelve dollars cup of coffee
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  Speaker 2: right down the hall. Here we got eighteen coffee machines
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  Speaker 2: in that kitchen, and it's free. You're wasting a lot
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  Speaker 2: of money. So the new thing now, that happened years
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  Speaker 2: ago and that became a permanent part of our world.
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  Speaker 2: The new thing now is smoothies. That's been around for
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  Speaker 2: a while. You'd always get a smoothie it's eight dollars,
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  Speaker 2: it's nine, it's ten dollars, maybe maybe it's twelve. All
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  Speaker 2: these smoothies. So it started in Beverly Hills, this chain
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  Speaker 2: called Airwin. These are really special smoothies. This is like
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  Speaker 2: the Starbucks of smoothies. They got stuff in these smoothies.
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  Speaker 2: They got eccheoberry berries or the things you never heard of.
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  Speaker 2: Who the hell knows what they are. But the smoothies
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  Speaker 2: are now thirty dollars, thirty five dollars, forty dollars for smoothie.
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  Speaker 2: And Airwin this big chain in California. They just opened
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  Speaker 2: one in Beverly Hills. You can't get in there. There's
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  Speaker 2: lines around the block day and night. Well, now there's
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  Speaker 2: another chain, it's called sunlighte Organics. They make these very
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  Speaker 2: special smoothies. They start at thirty five bucks and they
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  Speaker 2: could go up to sixty five bucks for this. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they're the same thing, lines around them. So they're opening
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  Speaker 2: in the Hamptons Sag Harbor. In fact, there's a beloved
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  Speaker 2: little mom and pop place going out of business. They're
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  Speaker 2: taken over and they're going to be this will be
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  Speaker 2: the big thing. You can hear about this all summer,
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  Speaker 2: These forty five dollars smoothies that everybody's going crazy over.
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  Speaker 2: It has a cult following online. Kate Hudson, Kendall Jenner
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  Speaker 2: pushing them. They're very big on Instagram. They call it
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  Speaker 2: the billion dollars Smoothie, and they got all kinds of
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous prices on it. But it says, now you're saying,
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  Speaker 2: what the hell am I paying all that? Well, listen
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  Speaker 2: to this. They have gochie berries in them. They have
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  Speaker 2: lotus pollen. Now nobody knows what the hell this is.
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  Speaker 2: It could just be just absolute nothing junk, but it
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  Speaker 2: sounds good. Goji berries, otis pollen, that sounds very impressive.
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  Speaker 2: It has a prebiotic GLP one booster in it. But
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  Speaker 2: they line up for miles. They don't know what the
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  Speaker 2: hell it is. They have no clue what it does
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  Speaker 2: for them. Anyway, we'll take some calls. Next. Eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: three two one zero seven ten is the number. Eight
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  Speaker 2: hundred three two one zero seven ten