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C.T.C.S Episode 230 No Bullies, Huge Theft Busted, Jennys Ice Cream And Total Wine · Arroe Collins Like It's Live

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  Speaker 1: there you are. How you doing? My name is ct
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  Speaker 1: When I'm not busy being air road the podcaster, I
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  Speaker 1: live in the real world. I mean, everybody has to
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  Speaker 1: have a job, right Mine just happens to be customer
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  Speaker 1: service solutions relationships, keeping my team motivated in an age
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  Speaker 1: of constant connections. I mean, each and every one of
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  Speaker 1: these guests has made a choice to stop into our location.
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  Speaker 1: What are we going to do to get them back?
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  Speaker 1: Episode number two thirty No Bullies, Huge, Theft, Bust and
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  Speaker 1: Jenny's ice Cream. Plus we're gonna mention some stuff about total.
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  Speaker 1: This is CTCs Transition Walk day number one out of
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  Speaker 1: four beautiful spring day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I need this.
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  Speaker 1: I was in a studio at six am this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Because of the number of conversations I was gonna have
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  Speaker 1: with outside sources, actors and documentary people, and oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's just endless when it comes to that. And then
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  Speaker 1: you go to cus where this is one of the
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  Speaker 1: strangest things about cs these days. So many people in
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  Speaker 1: the government are saying, Oh, there's nothing wrong with the economy.
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  Speaker 1: The economy is the strongest it's ever been. Really is
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  Speaker 1: that true? Because if it's true, then why are these
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  Speaker 1: major corporations, these billion dollar corporations, you know, cutting back
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  Speaker 1: the hours of their employees. Oh that's right, because the
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  Speaker 1: corporate bosses want their big bonus checks and that would
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  Speaker 1: mean cutting back our hours.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shut up. Is that how we're starting off this week?
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  Speaker 1: Why not let's put it out there, the employees of
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  Speaker 1: these corporate businesses.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we're the ones that are taking the freaking
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  Speaker 2: hit here. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I got to clean my head. This is what I
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  Speaker 1: transition walk is all about. I got to clean my
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  Speaker 1: head because I'm carrying a lot of weight. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I just don't want to talk to anybody
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  Speaker 1: in corporate right now.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to play by the rules.
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  Speaker 2: I really am.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, even though I see you at this place
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  Speaker 1: of business, every day that I'm here, and I've heard
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  Speaker 1: you use your your words back there in the Delhi Department,
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  Speaker 1: meaning that you know, your leadership skills are absolutely phenomenal.
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  Speaker 2: But when you come up.
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  Speaker 1: And you order some cigarettes and you don't have your license,
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  Speaker 1: I've never.
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  Speaker 2: Asked you for your license every before. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: If I see you every day, I am going to
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  Speaker 1: card you. Oh my god, she got so pissed off
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  Speaker 1: at me because she goes, you know who I am.
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  Speaker 1: You know that I work here, and I'm going you
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  Speaker 1: know what. I also know this company would have no
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  Speaker 1: problem taking me down. Monster has a new flow. It's
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  Speaker 1: one of their juices and it's apple. And I thought, God,
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  Speaker 1: I've had enough of these apple things. I get it
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  Speaker 1: from Poppy, I get apple. When I do a kombucha,
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  Speaker 1: I get apple here. Apple there, there's apple fritters at
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  Speaker 1: the bakery. Everything's apple, apple, Apple, Apple. And then you
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  Speaker 1: have the Monster Apple, the apple juice. Holy crap, they
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  Speaker 1: are on their game. I could totally see that with
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  Speaker 1: a gigantic glass of ice and guzzling that monkey down.
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  Speaker 1: Great job on that one.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't hear me say this.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I'm going to disguise my voice so that
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  Speaker 1: you don't think that it's me actually saying this.
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  Speaker 2: How are you all doing over there? Out? Hey, I've been.
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  Speaker 1: Doing a shelf checkout today. I don't mind doing shelf checkout.
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  Speaker 1: I admit that I don't mind doing it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't get your cardio vash clear up, you
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  Speaker 1: want to be in shelf checkout. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: these people are paying one hundred and twenty five dollars
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  Speaker 1: a month for workouts yourself at a GM. When you
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  Speaker 1: just go to self checkout, I've guarantee you be losing
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  Speaker 1: some weight because I've gone.
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  Speaker 2: I've gone.
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  Speaker 1: When I first started here, I was two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: seventeen pounds. I'm only one seventy two now. Why because
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  Speaker 1: of self checkout? Because of self check out. One of
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  Speaker 1: my favorite things to do is to share the books
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  Speaker 1: that are sent to me when I do my interviews
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  Speaker 1: with all the authors and actors and musicians and people
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  Speaker 1: who want to communicate through the power of words spoken word,
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  Speaker 1: but not through a podcast, but through actually writing. And
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know what to do with all the books,
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  Speaker 1: so I do everything I can to get them into
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  Speaker 1: the hands of people who would read them. And there
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  Speaker 1: was a coworker that said, you know, I've been wanting
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  Speaker 1: to do a podcast, and I'm like, oh, what what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about. I never saw that side of
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  Speaker 1: you ever come out before. Yeah, I really would like
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  Speaker 1: to do a podcast. And it's like today, I'm dumping
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  Speaker 1: every book I've got on podcasting in her lap. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, just for the sole reason of what if.
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  Speaker 1: What if this is the one that goes on to
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  Speaker 1: become bigger than Joe Rogan because you shared a.
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  Speaker 2: Book, a freaking book. Maybe that's what you to do sometime.
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  Speaker 1: If you could just share one book a month or
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  Speaker 1: a week with somebody, imagine what their life is going
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  Speaker 1: to change into.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's positive.
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  Speaker 1: It's something that says watched for me, because I always
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  Speaker 1: believe people enjoy owning their own book, not borrowing a
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  Speaker 1: book from the library, owning their own book. They've got
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  Speaker 1: to do policy when it comes to people who bring
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  Speaker 1: back bottles of wine, be it opened or just yeah
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  Speaker 1: we didn't need it. We changed our mind. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: need that much at our party, so therefore I'm bringing
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  Speaker 1: it back. So what we have to do is is
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  Speaker 1: that we have to actually market as if it's damaged merchandise.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason why is because the store here we
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  Speaker 1: don't have a license to resell alcohol. Even though they
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  Speaker 1: bought the wine from us, we can't take it back
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  Speaker 1: and resell it. And that's the craziest thing you've ever heard,
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  Speaker 1: just some of the rules and things. And then we
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  Speaker 1: just learned just a few minutes ago that they want
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  Speaker 1: to keep customer service open until eleven pm at night,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody's mood hit the dirt. I mean totally went
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  Speaker 1: to the floor, spun around like a dog, and then
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  Speaker 1: just died in that moment. And if you think people
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  Speaker 1: are in a great mood right now because of such
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  Speaker 1: an announcement, they're not give me that wine that those.
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  Speaker 2: People brought back. I'll guzzle that shit down right now.
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  Speaker 3: Please do not move. There's more CTCs right around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: No bullies on my playground, huge theft bust oh over
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  Speaker 3: one thousand dollars and of the annual time change. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for coming back to CTCs. No bullies on my playground.
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  Speaker 3: Plus we're gonna cover that huge theft almost a thousand bucks,
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  Speaker 3: and we're changing the clocks. But nobody really knows that
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  Speaker 3: transition walk Daniver two out of four. Oh, let that pallen.
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  Speaker 2: Fly here in the South.
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  Speaker 1: If you've never been here in the spring, it looks
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  Speaker 1: like snow showers when the pallen is falling from the
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  Speaker 1: trees and everything else that needs those seeds in other areas.
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  Speaker 2: Of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I guess I can probably think of cus when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to that where you are needed in other areas.
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  Speaker 2: Of the world. Woo, that's pretty serious stuff. Podcast studio.
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  Speaker 1: Today, I spent some time with Willie Robertson from Duck
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  Speaker 1: Dynasty and his wife Corey. It was fun to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and have an honest to God, real conversation with him.
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  Speaker 1: They aren't afraid to talk about God. I'm not afraid
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  Speaker 1: to talk about God. Hey, you're going to bring my
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  Speaker 1: preaching here. But I'll tell you what though, faith, hope,
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  Speaker 1: and something else needs to happen in this world as
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  Speaker 1: we grow forward. What do you think that something is?
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  Speaker 1: How about togetherness? I'll see you there and see us.
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  Speaker 1: The very second I get into the store. The first
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  Speaker 1: thing that I do I do a walk around. I
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  Speaker 1: want to say hi to everybody. I want to see
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  Speaker 1: who's on the team. I want to see where everybody's
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  Speaker 1: motivation level is because that's just who I am, because
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  Speaker 1: that's who I was in radio. And yes, it was
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  Speaker 1: an operations manager at that big, big, big, big broadcasting company.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say the name, but you know
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  Speaker 1: which one. It is, the big, big, big one that said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, dude, you know you need to put
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  Speaker 1: captain hate be away. There are certain days we don't
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  Speaker 1: need an inspirational person in here. You need to be
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  Speaker 1: an asshole. Sometimes I'm going, what the fuck are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You're not going to be an asshole. And
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  Speaker 1: so the thing is is that I like to go
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  Speaker 1: around and just see where people are, and it's I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to run for public office. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to make sure that the platform and the playground don't
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  Speaker 1: have any bullies in it. Security is all over this
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  Speaker 1: building right now. I mean they're almost in every fricking corner.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why is because there's a group of people
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  Speaker 1: that are stealing things. We've already busted three different cars,
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  Speaker 1: all ranging anywhere from three hundred ninety nine dollars to
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  Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars a ton of freaking meat. So we
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  Speaker 1: got security all over the building. Which what is that
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  Speaker 1: doing in alines steam. When it comes to the image of
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  Speaker 1: this business, the thing is, though, is that it's given
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  Speaker 1: off that image of, oh, what the hell's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: Should I get in here? Do I feel safe? What
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  Speaker 1: am I secure? What's going on here? So it's like
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  Speaker 1: we need to kind of mellow out a little bit
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  Speaker 1: on the security. Well, we'll handle the facts well. The
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  Speaker 1: problem is, though, is that we need them, but we
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  Speaker 1: don't need them because yes, they're starting to get uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: The saddest part about all of this is the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you got all of this, over a thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: worth of food in carts, in bags, busted them all.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fab fabulous. I mean, I think it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: But now I got to put it all away, a
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of food. You want to come help me,
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  Speaker 1: because I'll let you. I'll let's reach the top shelves
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  Speaker 1: and the bottom shelves without me grown in like a big, old,
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  Speaker 1: fat old man.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, and I got to put it all back.
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  Speaker 1: A new beat of about maybe three weeks into the
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  Speaker 1: store business. It's acting frumpy, little hurt, not mad or
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  Speaker 1: angry or anything like that, just hurt, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I said, what is the situation? I said, I normally
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  Speaker 1: you and I are having this conversation or upbeat?
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  Speaker 2: Were? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Very positive? She was, I don't like the people I
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  Speaker 1: work with. I said, whoa hold on that? God?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me about that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I, you know, at my other job, it was
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  Speaker 1: the same people every day that you worked, whether you
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  Speaker 1: developed a camaraderie, I said, yeah, that's one of the
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  Speaker 1: things that I learned from the very beginning is that
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  Speaker 1: you're never going to be with the same team twice
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  Speaker 1: in a row, and you've got to learn how to
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  Speaker 1: build that team immediately within the first couple of minutes
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  Speaker 1: that you get here, or you're gonna be in a
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  Speaker 1: situation where you're questioning why am I even here. I
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  Speaker 1: always talk about how I do show prep before I
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  Speaker 1: come to the grocery store, because I really want to
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  Speaker 1: make it sound like that I'm up to date with everything.
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  Speaker 2: You know. It's what do they say?
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  Speaker 1: You only have to know a little bit to know
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  Speaker 1: a lot, and it gets the conversation started. So the
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  Speaker 1: big you know, the one thing that people don't know
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  Speaker 1: right now, A lot of people don't know, and it's
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  Speaker 1: one that they can relate with that because it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: change their life, and that is I look at them
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  Speaker 1: and I go, so, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: This's coming Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I'm just gonna wake up, probably
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  Speaker 1: have some breakfast with the pets or with the kids.
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  Speaker 1: Then probably, you know, they say it's gonna be an eighties.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gona do.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody saying what are you doing on Sunday morning? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you know, probably just you have some family time.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe go to the park, go to the Greenway. No,
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  Speaker 2: what are you.
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  Speaker 1: Doing on Sunday morning? And they sit there and have
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  Speaker 1: no fricking idea where I'm going with this. But the
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  Speaker 1: public service announcement is is that we are moving the
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  Speaker 1: clocks ahead one hour, and they.
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  Speaker 2: Go what what? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: And immediately people are going, you mean, I'm gonna lose
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  Speaker 1: an hour of sleep? Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Please do not move. There's more CTCs right around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: Dogs in Cars, Undercover Boss, and Jenny's ice Cream at
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  Speaker 3: how much? Hey, thanks for coming back to CTCs. This
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  Speaker 3: time around, we're talking about dogs in a car, Undercover Boss,
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  Speaker 3: and Jenny's ice cream a.
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  Speaker 2: Mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Transition Walk day number three out of four. Wow, walking
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  Speaker 1: in this forest, I wish I wish you were standing
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  Speaker 1: right here with me. If there was such a thing
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  Speaker 1: as the first day of spring, which it is not.
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  Speaker 1: But man, these trees are just bathing in this floral arrangement.
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  Speaker 1: That is just unbelievable. The multi colors of all the trees,
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  Speaker 1: the absolute lime green of freshly given birth leaves.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: And you wonder why I take a transition walk before
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  Speaker 1: I face the storm and customer service, Because this is
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  Speaker 1: the shit I hold in my heart when things get
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  Speaker 1: really bad and you're questioning the wind. This way, I
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  Speaker 1: can return back to this forest, even if it's for
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  Speaker 1: just a brief thought.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm trying to do is I'm trying to make
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  Speaker 1: your life better in retail or whatever your job is.
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  Speaker 1: And if I give you my shit, it's not to
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  Speaker 1: make your life shit. It's for you to say, well, God, dang,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not alone. I'll see and see us. We've entered
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  Speaker 1: that time of year where it's in the eighties right
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  Speaker 1: now and people are still carrying their dogs with them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind if your dog travels with you, but
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  Speaker 1: when you go into a grocery store, you've got to
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  Speaker 1: open windows.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, I.
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  Speaker 1: Would rather you just don't even bring your dog. It
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  Speaker 1: off you're going to a grocery store or a hardware
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  Speaker 1: store or whatever, because this eighty degree temperature to you
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  Speaker 1: might feel okay, pretty nice outside, but that dog, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: to cook that dog from the inside out. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's your public service for the for this particular episode
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  Speaker 1: of CTCUS. Keep your dog at home, let them stay
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  Speaker 1: in that cool house. We have a new player on
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  Speaker 1: the team. His name is Taj He's going to be
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: a bagger. And I'm the guy that always gets to
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: take them around for the tour, not only to show
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  Speaker 1: them how to do putbacks, but to you know, damage
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  Speaker 1: merchandise where to put it in the right place, because
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: if you don't put it in the right place, someone's
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  Speaker 1: head is going to roll, someone's going to get screamed up.
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  Speaker 2: So and I always treat it as one thing.
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  Speaker 1: I am such a fanatic and a fan of this
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  Speaker 1: thing called undercover Boss.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't care how old you are.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you're young, old, middle if you
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  Speaker 1: are stronger than God himself, I will sit there and
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  Speaker 1: treat you like you are one of those people in
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  Speaker 1: Undercover Boss. As far as I'm concerned, you are the
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  Speaker 1: undercover boss and you're out to find out who I am.
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  Speaker 1: The people at the corporate office made a huge mistake
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  Speaker 1: when it came.
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  Speaker 2: To our discounts.
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  Speaker 1: They have Jenny's ice cream, which is anywhere between you
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  Speaker 1: know what, five point fifty and seven.
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  Speaker 2: Bucks for just a little, you know, just like a little.
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  Speaker 1: Basically a cup of it and a pint, and so
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  Speaker 1: so it's this hold. They're selling it this weekend for
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  Speaker 1: a dollar and eighty seven because it's a mistake, and
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  Speaker 1: so we have.
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  Speaker 2: To honor that mistake. I would be loading up on
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  Speaker 2: that stuff big time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shocked and amazed at how many people don't know
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  Speaker 1: that tonight is the night that we're moving those.
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  Speaker 2: Clocks ahead an hour.
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  Speaker 4: And what it is is that or the excuse I
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  Speaker 4: keep getting is that, hey, look, my clock on my
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  Speaker 4: phone is going to switch automatically. Hey dude, my clock
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  Speaker 4: on my watch is going to do it automatically.
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  Speaker 1: I get that, But it's not that clock I'm worried about.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one sitting next to your freaking bed that
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  Speaker 1: I'm worried about, or unless you're like me, Alexi keeps
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  Speaker 1: me up to date with everything that's going on. When
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  Speaker 1: it comes to time, She's waking me up every day
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  Speaker 1: the right time, and she'll sit there and she'll say
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  Speaker 1: it's seven oh five or it's seven fifteen, which if
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  Speaker 1: it's that late, I know I'm running late because my
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  Speaker 1: normal time of getting up is between five point forty
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  Speaker 1: five and six am. But hey, you know, but I
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  Speaker 1: think we've become that generation now where people just don't
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  Speaker 1: remember to move their fricking clocks. So everybody will be
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: walking int church, you're walking into the grocery store late tomorrow.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: You can kick the guy out of radio, but you
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: can't take the radio out of the guy. I am
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: always gonna be the fuck off. I'm gonna be the
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: one that's gonna be screwing around at all times. It
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter what the hell job I'm gonna be doing.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the fuck off. And so there's a
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: big mystery that's going around about Jim Carrey that Jim
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: actually sent an impersonator to get a lifetime of achievement
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Award across the Big Ocean, and everybody's been going, oh
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: my god, that's not Jim Carrey.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: That's a fake. That's a fake.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: So I had AI Technology create a photograph of Jim
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Carrey and myself inside the grocery store, and I put
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: up on Facebook. I said, Jim has been here for
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: three weeks. He's been our celebrity bagger. I said, I
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: can't get rid of the guy. He all he wants
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: to do is fuck around basically.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: And this is so funny. People go, is that real?
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Has he been here? Are you kidding me? If he
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: really here? Are you ever kidding any people? He's a joke.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Transition walking data for four at A four. Who I
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: thought spring was alive yesterday? Yeah, we've got the beautiful
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: blossoms with the flowers and everything inside this for us.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: But it's raining. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I feel about rain.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: You go out here no matter what, because it's all
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: about facing those storms, those unexpected winds and rain.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: What does that do to you? Gets inside your head.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: And it keeps telling you he ain't gonna fucking melt, buddy,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna fucking melt, all right, So as I
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: go through this forest, I ain't gonna fucking melt. That's
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: gonna be my main theme today. I ain't gonna fucking melt.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: How many times can I say that before I offend you?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Your tune out of this. I don't want you to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: tune out. I'm just giving you reality headed in the CS.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: So I stopped in a Total Wine to get myself
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: some of that THC infused liquid. And I walk in
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: there and I get it, and the guy at the
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: register no name tag. God dang, it was the quickest,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: fastest thing, and I couldn't control myself. I looked at
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: the guy deep in the ice and said, where's your
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: name tag? Asked if I was like an employee of
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Total Wine, where's your name tag? And then he gave
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: me this roundabout excuse, and I literally said, how am
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I supposed to know.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Who you are? And what kind of relationship I'm supposed
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: to build with you? Being a jerk to it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: But really, in all honesty, it was just a test
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: because if I was a mystery shopper, that kind would
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: be so fucking busted. My god, this place is packed
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: for a Sunday. Everybody's going yeah, So why is it
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: so crowded in here today. And you know, I am
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: not a scientist. I'm not into economics. But the thing
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: is is that what's probably happening here is that the
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: world sucks so bad right now with the Iranian war,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: everything going on in Ukraine that won't come to an end.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And what's happening is is that people need to have
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: security or some sort of comfort. I know, let's go
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: buy food. Let's go get lots of food and be
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: comfortable that way. Another thing sucks. It always breaks my
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: heart when somebody loses jewelry in the store because I
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: wear jewelry, a lot of jewelry, and it breaks my
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: heart that I lost a ring in here and I've
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: never been able to find it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And you know, sentimental value is everything.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: And she was telling me it's a gold bracelet with
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: the you know, the lettering on the inside was from
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: her parents who are no longer here.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah who.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: That's the reason why I'm walking around the store right
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: now to see if I can find that gold bracelet
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: by the way, where you are. If you find it,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: please let me know. And now, Cete's bad joke of
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: the week. A man goes to the doctor he's having
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: problems remembering things. Doctor looks at him, checks out his blood,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: listens to his heart, then listens to his lungs.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: He says. He says, okay, I see what's going on here.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: He says, how does listening to my heart or listening
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: to my lungs, how what does that have to do
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: with my memory? Doctor looks at him again. He says, okay,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: let me let me test your reflexes. Hits him on
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: the knee. Doctor, what is it? He says, I think
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: that you need to get yourself a cucumber. A cucumber?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Why would I need a cucumber? Well, you got problems
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: with your memory, right, Well? Yeah, yeah, Well what does
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: a cucumber have to do with my memory? Well, if
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: you shove it up your ass, you'll never forget it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I guess I shouldn't be shocked as to what happened.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: As the night began to close down, and that is
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: a lot more people started coming in, I mean by
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: the hordes. People were coming in, and of course I'm
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: gonna ask where have we been? Well, we lost an
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: hour of sleep and uh, well we kind of just
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: loafed around the house and did absolutely nothing. And they
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: decided around nine o'clock that maybe we should go to
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the store and get some groceries. And that's exactly what happened.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: We were hit so hard during that nine o'clock hour
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: because people, we lost that hour of sleep.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: They just and I love you for it. You took
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: it upon yourself.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Did you get some rest in because tomorrow is your
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: workday and you better go in there at one hundred
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: percent or that boss man of yours is gonna.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Be going which problem. Give me more what you can't
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: do it anymore? Ay yeyyy, Well that's gonna do it
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: for CTCs.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: The ups and downs to twist, the spins, the ends,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: the ouse, the upside downs, the oh my god.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: You just stole that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I still think one of the greatest things that happened
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: this past week is when we busted those people with
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: almost a thousand dollars with the groceries. The sad news
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: is I was the one that put it away. Well,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: we reached at the store last week, so now I
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: know where everything is again. Thanks freaking God. I'll see
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you next week on CTCs.