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Your Land is My Land · The Steve & Jeff Show

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SPEAKER_00: Your land is my land, all land is my land, from my fore the beachfront to the Epstein Island, from the southern border to the Canadian mountains, all land is owned by only me.
0:31
SPEAKER_00: As I was building my golden ballroom to match my toilets and my golden wallets, I heard a noise from my golden diapers.
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SPEAKER_00: This nugget was made by only me.
0:51
SPEAKER_00: Your land is my land, all land is my land, from Venezuelan oil fields to the hills of Greenland, from my Nazi Rhineland to Epcot and Disneyland.
1:07
SPEAKER_00: All of that is owned by only me.
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SPEAKER_00: As I went walking, I found my royal pool full of green scum.
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SPEAKER_00: What did Antifa do?
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SPEAKER_00: I guess Epstein's pool guy committed suicide.
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SPEAKER_00: So I think I'll blame this one on JD.
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SPEAKER_00: Your land is my land, all land is my land, from my floor at the beachfront to the Epstein Island, from the southern border to the Canadian mountains.
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SPEAKER_00: All land is owned by only me,