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A.M. Livestream with Special Guest Alfred Banks: The Top 5 Lies We Were Told As Children

Alfred is back!

Longtime friend of the show Alfred Banks returned to the livestream to help the guys tackle one important question: What were the biggest lies we were told as kids?

From “If you make a funny face, it’ll stay that way” to “Hard work always pays off,” Alfred and the Insomniacs sorted through decades of parental propaganda to assemble a definitive list of childhood nonsense.

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