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Ep. 137 Grumbly Bowels w/ Jason Powell (Privychat 32) · Privycast

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>> Hunter Hoover: You, uh, uh, you want to get out of the way? I gotta,
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gotta go.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I gotta drop it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And he's like, oh, like, I guess. And I'm
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like, no. Like, right now, my other brother's like, well,
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like, help us curious. I'm like, dude, like, leave it all in the car. I'll bring
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it all in. I don't care. I was like, I got.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I'll come back for it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Leave me alone.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms recorded.
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Uh, if you can't hear it, the, uh,
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faint din of the church bathroom
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roars again. Um, there is no solution. I've asked our
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custodian, Michael, how to solve this problem. Uh,
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and he said, take the electrical out of it.
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So I'm not into that, but I'm joined in the
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church bathroom by Jason Powell.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Again.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Jason, how are you doing?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Well, round two. Here we go.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yes. How long has it been? I was trying to remember. Has it
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been over a year?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's like, it's almost two years.
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Yeah, it's been, uh, because I just listened to,
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like, all of them. Like, I've been listening to all of the.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I wanna. I wanna say it was January
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23 or maybe 22.
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I know it was January because it was around your birthday
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that I was like, I was doing this thing where I was like, oh, I gotta have people on around
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their birthday for a while.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I think maybe 22. 22. It wasn't last year.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so it's been, it's been a minute.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Wow.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Cause, uh, like, when I was looking through them, I'm like, I don't remember
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mine being that long ago. But then I remembered,
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you've been doing this.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I could not remember. I was like, I told Anna, I'm like, yeah,
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I'm recording with Jason. She goes, wasn't he on already?
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I was like, yeah, but it's been a long time.
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>> Hunter Hoover: She's had, like, three episodes since my one.
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Yeah. Which is fine.
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>> Hunter Hoover: It's so weird. Um, I'll put it on
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here. That way it's officially out there. But you've shared
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that Shaloah wants to be on the show. Um,
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and besides Anna, the only lady that's ever done is Kimberly.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And she was tag teamed with Michael, which
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that was a pleasure, because, uh, she
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is very grounded, and he is. He just shoots from the hip is
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wild. Um, but, yeah,
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so, uh, I don't know how much you can talk about
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your. Your new gig. Is it still top
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secret? Um, extra defense.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So, like, I basically just can't tell you.
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Um, like, I can't give you,
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like, specifics, which, like, I couldn't do
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anyway, but, like, I can't.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, you're in manufacturing, right?
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>> Hunter Hoover: So they make parts for, like,
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boeing and, like, all, like, all this stuff.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: For airplanes.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Um, some space stuff.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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>> Hunter Hoover: And then, like, your government contracts.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Wow.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Which are, like, the big. Like, I think that's, like, the main
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thing. That's, like, is that weird? Uh,
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like, yeah, there's a whole bunch of, like, when you sign
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on, it's like, how many times is somebody gonna ask you,
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like, are you gonna tell somebody about this? And I'm like,
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I don't even know what it is. Like, if you wouldn't have told me what that
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is. Yeah, I wouldn't know what that is. It's just a
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thing.
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>> Hunter Hoover: That's right.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You know, it's like, casting. That's what it.
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I mean, I do ask it. Like, I see stuff, and I'm like,
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what is that for? And then somebody will, like, kind of.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Tell me, but it's, like, the top secret one.
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>> Hunter Hoover: None of them. They've been like, oh, like, is any.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Of it labeled, like, top secret?
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Man, I want that. I want.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. They told us, like, uh, uh, even
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before, like, way before I was hired, when
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I walked through the facility. So, like, very beginning
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of any of this stuff, they were, like, telling people about, like,
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stuff they make for government.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really?
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>> Hunter Hoover: So, like, I. I don't know where the barrier is
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of, like, can say. Can't say, but
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I know I can't take pictures of any of it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Right, right.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And I can't. Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Wow. That's crazy.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So, like, you can't have your phone out,
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like, on the floor, man.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You hear that, teens? Put your phone away.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, dude, every team that I work.
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>> Hunter Hoover: With, they're like, I can have my phone at my job. Nobody's gonna care. And I'm
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like, they. Some jobs will care. Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You actually. Most.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, my
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gosh. Yeah. The, uh, airpod
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in drives me bonkers. It's like, uh.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So we're allowed to, depending on where you are.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Well, like, if you're interfacing with people, that's when it's like,
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so, yeah, every.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Interaction I've had, people are like, I don't care, but, like, I don't.
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Like, you can leave it in, but they're like, I want to be able to talk to
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you, but is it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, people you work with?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah.
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For somebody who's learning, it's like, if you can't hear what
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I'm saying.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, you need to not do that.
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What did he say?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You're just doing cookies on a forklift in the middle of the place.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I'm actually
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forklift.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Not yet.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I think, um. Well, our department doesn't anyway, but I
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think I'd have to get certified to drive one there because it's like
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a.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they care about all that stuff.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Do you look at stuff like that and you're like. But I could.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So, like, literally the other day, I took
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a fan frame part, which is, like, big.
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Like, almost as wide as this table, probably. I
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was just taking it back to sandblast. And so you have, like, just
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an alleyway? Well, there's, like, the man lifts on one side, and
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then there's parts on the other. Well, like, somebody, like, I don't
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know. They were kind of falling behind in that apartment. So
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there's, like, two pallets worth of parts. But then
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somebody. One of the maintenance people, they're the
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only people they can drive these. Like, apparently they're, like, the
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only people that drive the man lifts. But it's, like, parked
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out, which wouldn't be a big deal. But then they had the
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tires freaking, like, as far as they
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could out into the sunlight.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Come on.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Now.
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>> Hunter Hoover: My favorite. Yeah, my favorite. I used to work at country western store, and
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my favorite was the guys that, you
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know, grounding the forks.
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>> Hunter Hoover: They.
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>> Hunter Hoover: They would leave them, like, forehead height,
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parked. And I'm like, are you done?
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>> Hunter Hoover: And you can. Well, they're not supposed to be
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off the ground, like, at all if they're parked.
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>> Hunter Hoover: No. Oh, I'm just. I'm getting right back in it. And I'm like,
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just put it down. Like, the number of times
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somebody think on this is like, stop.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You're. Yeah. Or, like, people walk underneath of them, too.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, oh, nah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Stopped.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I.
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>> Hunter Hoover: But, yeah. So when that happened, I was, like, looking around.
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I tried, like, kicking the tire to, like, get it to go back
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because I couldn't get through. And I'm like, I don't. I'm not leaving my part
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right here.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Right, right.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So I'm, like, trying to kick him. Doesn't. And I'm like, who did
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this? So I'm, like, looking at it, because I've driven a
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man lift before, right. And I'm like,
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is it worth it? I know I'm not supposed to, but, like, I could reach up
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and, like, if this operates like, the one I've operated before,
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which it didn't, I was, like, trying to find the button. It wasn't there, but.
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Frick.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So you went for it.
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Unofficially, he thought about it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I I probably stood there for,
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like, five minutes trying to figure out what to do.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And then I just eventually, like, moved, like, a
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bunch of stuff down the hallway. And then, like.
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And, like, uh, one of the other guys comes through and he's like, what's
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going on back here? And I'm like, I cannot, like, get through
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the sandblast. And he's like, well, they gotta quit putting m their stuff in the
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way. And I'm like, yeah, like, that's the point. Literally.
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Oh, my gosh.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Safety first.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, and also, like, the parts can't touch the
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ground, so, like, you really.
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Yeah, they're not supposed to touch, like, uh, concrete or anything like
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that.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So it's like a safety thing or.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I I don't know if it's just quality.
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Yeah. So, like, you couldn't even, like, grab it?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, like, set it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, you have to have a mat.
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>> Hunter Hoover: That's crazy.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Put it on.
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>> Hunter Hoover: That's cr. That's wild.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So, like, I'm trying to move this stuff and it's quite a problem. There's one
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with, like, these stacked up, like,
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uh, like, half circle thing. There's like four of
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them.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So I'm, like, trying to get my pallet jack in there. Yeah. Which I
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have, like, no room to do that either.
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They're all, like, about to fall over. And I'm like, my trainers, like, you
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should just kick them over.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And, like, made it the other, like.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Well, like, oh, my gosh.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I'm not even too much in here. I'm not trying to.
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>> Hunter Hoover: We got it. We got a not. Yeah, we can't poke the bear too quick.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So I did try to. I was thinking about moving that.
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That's like, the one instance there where I'm like, I know I can do
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this.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So, yeah. Getting used to that kind of stuff where
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it's like, you don't just like. Right, like on
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the farm, something in the way. You just freaking move m it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You're not asking permission too often. You're just like, yeah, we're. Keys are in
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it. Let's go.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, pretty much.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yep. Yep. Man, so you.
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So you're not. You're not farming right now. Do you
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think you're gonna be, like, helping it all when you're off? Or is it like you're
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working so.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Much there, you probably m
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honestly, like, I thought about it a little bit, cuz,
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like, yeah, I mean, I still know a lot of people that
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farm, like my dad and stuff like that.
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But, like, right now, you gotta have family time, dude, I'm
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hitting that 40 hours a week and I'm like,
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hey, like, you know you're beat. If I want
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to not do anything for like three days.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And like, anything I have to get done, I do on Friday,
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then Saturday, Sunday. I'm like, you're set if something
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pops up.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, yeah, dude, that 410s is nice,
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man. Yeah. Do you, um, um,
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so you're, I don't know if it's.
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I. How, uh, how much, how much do people
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know? Like, with Hugh and Shaloah and
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expecting, I can cut this if it's like.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I mean, it's pretty open. Okay,
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sweet.
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>> Hunter Hoover: So when is the, when's the due date? Do you.
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>> Hunter Hoover: It's November, uh, 7th.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Woof.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's coming up.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Are you excited?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, uh, it's pretty cool.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: It feels like five months has gone by really fast,
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though.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, well, I'll ask Shaloah how, how
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quickly that five months has gone.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I was talking to her and m she's like, it's like that thing where it's
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like, in some ways, like, yes, it
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does, but then in other ways, it's like, not at
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all. Has just been going by fast. Yeah,
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I'm like, I don't know. It felt like not that long ago.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Is she out of the morning sickness?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Um, yeah, like, for the most part. I know. Like,
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once in a while, she's still kind of like.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Cause I know Anna. It was like, the first two or three months, it
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was. She would move and throw up, and it was just
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like, this is. We have to be done.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So for her, it's like, not
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as much like, moving it. Like, it's like she'll be
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like, depending on, like, something she eats or something
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sometimes, and it's just like, instantly.
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Yeah, she's like, oh, like, I threw up this
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morning and I'm like, uh.
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>> Hunter Hoover: It'S just another day.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, yeah. I mean, like, you know, isn't it.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Crazy that, like, in a normal, if
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there was not a baby in the situation, the
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sentence, yeah, I threw up again this morning. You'd be like, are you
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good? Like, how? Uh, but as soon as you're like, oh,
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yeah, I'm, you know, I'm pregnant, it's like, oh, okay,
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yeah, you're gonna throw up a lot. It just comes with the territory.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I'm just kinda like, I'm just along for the ride.
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I mean, like, right now,
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I'm just, like, trying my best to do, like, whatever,
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but, like, there's only so much, right?
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>> Hunter Hoover: So when she's in the other room.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And you're just, you good? Yeah, like,
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if you want me to, you want me to, like, grab you something to drink or,
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you know, like, I, I need to run to the store for anything.
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That's the kind of stuff that I get into.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Is she sending you to the store for some wild cravings yet?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Uh uh. Not, not really. Yeah, man.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Dude, I make so many weird chocolate cake runs, just,
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like, two in the afternoon.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Once in a while, she'll be, like, on her way home from work or whatever, and she's
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like, I'm going to the store because, like, I'm going to grab, I'm like,
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yeah, sure.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Watermelon and squirt cheese.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And I'm like, yeah, you know, grab me some, too, because
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that's awesome, dude.
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>> Hunter Hoover: That's exciting. Um, I'm pumped for you guys.
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I'm, yeah, that those baby diapers are
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gonna be, yeah. Um, uh, well,
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you have nieces and nephews.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I mean, I
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didn't really change a lot of diapers, though.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Did your brothers ever tell you stories about that? No. Oh,
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yes.
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>> Hunter Hoover: I literally, like, I don't know as far as, like, anything.
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Like, maybe, like, oh, like, you know, the baby, like, grabbed
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a bunch or, like, threw up or whatever, but, like, it wasn't anything.
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Like, oh, like something really weird, you know?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, the only thing that I'll tell you that
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I wish I'd have known is that first diaper.
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It's like black tar. It looks like heroin. It's
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like, I thought there was something
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wrong with Silas. I saw it, and I went, no.
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>> Hunter Hoover: That, oh, my God.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You ever seen vegemite? Yeah, it looks
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like vegemite. It's crazy. Yeah. I'm like, this
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is, I thought there was something gravely wrong with my child.
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I even asked the nurse. I was like, is he
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okay? Yeah. I'm like, is this supposed
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to be that black? Like, is
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sticky black? I'm like, this is weird. And
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Anna's laughing. She's like, yeah, dummy.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Um, yeah, they know. Like, they've done all the research,
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not.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Just like, yeah,
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yeah, no, that's exciting. I,
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uh. Yeah, that'd be good. Um,
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so I assume you've hit up the blue shop towel less.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. So I was gonna say, like, we're
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looking at a drastic drop off.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: At that situation this summer, like, we got a
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real bathroom at work.
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>> Hunter Hoover: You just walk in with the blue shop towel. Just for old
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time's sake.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, what are you doing? I'm like, it's just for me.
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Oh, me? Nothing. Uh, I
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came here to play on my phone.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I mean, I imagine that there is
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actually. That's one of the things that I'm gonna. But I imagine there
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is quite a bit of, like, go to the bathroom. I mean, I.
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This high school just here, we are
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principals, if you're listening. But, like, oh, yeah. We're not supposed to be on
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the phones in front of the kids, so it's like, yeah, well, I got ten minutes.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Check it. It's. I
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mean.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, so text on a, uh, thing, obviously.
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Like, you can't know that for
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sure, right? Like, lots of people,
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like, I know several people that work there, and they're like, oh, yeah. Like,
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100% like, people.
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>> Hunter Hoover: They come out of the bathroom still on there.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Well, so this is the weird thing. So there's, like, multiple
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bathrooms, obviously, because this place is huge. Like,
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so, like, there's the guys, like, all the way in.
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Like, the back is, like, what it's called.
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Yeah, well, they have a bathroom down
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there.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And, you know, so. But there's this guy
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that, like, he kind of jumps around, does a lot of stuff, so he works with us
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sometime.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, the other day, he came all the way down because there's a bathroom,
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like, right. Like, literally on the
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other side of the wall of our room.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: He comes all the way down there, and he, like,
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I don't. I think he, like, dropped into our room, and I was
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like, what's up?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Go away.
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>> Hunter Hoover: And he's. Yeah, dude. Like, he comes in, I'm like,
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what in the frig do you want, dude? Like,
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it's a good time. Yeah. Like, the other day. No, uh,
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the other day, he's like, what the. Whenever
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I dropped a part off to him
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and everybody thought he was, like, all mad, like, this guy's like, yo,
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take it easy. He's like a new hire. And I'm like, oh. I like, yeah,
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we've been through this. I'm
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like, what? Like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I came down and use
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the bathroom, and I'm like, dude, there's one, like,
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hundred feet that way. Like, uh, way closer to you. You
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just come out of your area and go right into it. My trainer's like,
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well, I don't think they get good reception down there. So everybody
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poops in this bathroom so they can play on their phone.
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>> Hunter Hoover: That's like, m funny.
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>> Hunter Hoover: What?
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>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, how come there's never toilet
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paper taken out of this bathroom? That's weird.
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Yeah, your employer's like, huh uh, these guys are super
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efficient down here.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Only when people really had to go to the bathroom do they use the
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other end.
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>> Hunter Hoover: My buddy that I work with, he ran out of the
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classroom grabbing his butt, like, a month ago. I was
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like, sort it out. Like, if you poop yourself in front.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Of high school kids, it's over.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Like, you can't come back from that because they will record every minute.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Like, it's going on the YouTube.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yep. Wow.
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Well, um, so I have new questions
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round two questions. And if you have, like, new bathroom
16:18
stories or bathroom stories that you.
16:21
Yeah. That are updated.
16:24
>> Hunter Hoover: I definitely have one.
16:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Let's go.
16:26
>> Hunter Hoover: Um, from last
16:29
Christmas time and then,
16:32
like, just in general. Yeah,
16:35
I've had more stomach problems over the last,
16:38
like.
16:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really?
16:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah. Like, bad enough to
16:42
stay home from work at times. Whoa.
16:45
Yeah, like, it'll just be, like, messed up.
16:48
Like, my stomach hurts. Like, it's, like, literally, like,
16:51
every hour. Like, big time.
16:53
Like, whoa. I've had that happen a couple times.
16:56
>> Hunter Hoover: Any idea? Just.
16:57
>> Hunter Hoover: No. Like, I kind of changed up. Like, some of the stuff
17:00
I ate and, like, whatever. But, like, there's no, like, even
17:03
the doctors, like, uh. Yeah, part of life. You just
17:06
messed up. And I'm like, okay, dude.
17:08
>> Hunter Hoover: Feels like 23, 22, 22.
17:11
I feel like. I feel like once you
17:14
pass 20, like, for me, I found I
17:17
can't eat pizza to the degree I used to. I can, like, one slice,
17:20
maybe two.
17:21
>> Hunter Hoover: So for me, it, like, depends. Yeah, like, some.
17:24
Sometimes it's like, whatever, but, like, definitely,
17:27
like, I know, like, when I eat Applebee's
17:30
now, every time, like, the same as you.
17:33
>> Hunter Hoover: You've joined the party.
17:34
>> Hunter Hoover: You're literally like. But it's like, every time now. Like, it used
17:37
to just be once in a while. No, literally, it's like, yeah.
17:40
We even think about getting Applebee's, I'm.
17:42
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, oh, uh, yeah. Yep.
17:44
Dude.
17:45
>> Hunter Hoover: So I like them right now is
17:47
probably the spot that I would say is,
17:50
like, it's moved to
17:52
Applebee's. Everything else is not too
17:55
bad, depending on, like, how much I eat
17:58
usually. Or, like, I don't get what.
18:00
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't get what Applebee's is doing that
18:03
I just understand it, cuz I still.
18:06
I, uh. It's been a couple months since I've gone, but.
18:09
And I'll get all sorts of different stuff, and it.
18:12
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
18:13
>> Hunter Hoover: For me, sales through me literally doesn't.
18:15
>> Hunter Hoover: Matter, cuz, like, I'll just be like, oh, I want this.
18:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Nope, game over.
18:19
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, like, usually, like, either, like, if I got it
18:22
for dinner, it's either, like, right before bed or like, dude,
18:25
I wake up and I'm like, yeah.
18:28
>> Hunter Hoover: That'S how it is.
18:29
>> Hunter Hoover: Feels so good.
18:30
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. The number of times that I've got up at like, 02:00 a.m. and
18:32
then Snapchat people at 02:00 a.m.
18:35
see, now.
18:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Now it's better because I wake up at like 330.
18:39
Oh. When I wake up with,
18:42
like, a stomach issue, like, it's my
18:44
normal.
18:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, I'm up for the day.
18:48
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, well, you know, it helps me get out of bed.
18:51
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, it's so weird because, like, I have
18:54
this process and I don't know about you, but, like,
18:57
I'll do that. And then for me, like, I'll go, like,
19:00
maybe two or 3 hours of not feeling good, but then eventually I feel like
19:03
I've voided everything.
19:04
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And honestly.
19:06
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And Anna's like, don't you feel sick? It's like, no,
19:09
I don't feel sick. It's just my tummy hurts. And then
19:11
bathrooms.
19:12
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So, like, sometimes for me, it's like that. Yeah,
19:15
I did, uh, I don't know. Like, it was like
19:18
my second week, third week at work, I think,
19:20
like, right out the gate, I had
19:23
applebee's.
19:25
And, like, I woke up and I'm like,
19:29
this is not good. And I was like, talking to shalom. And I'm like,
19:32
listen, like, you know, I don't want to take time off work.
19:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
19:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, you know, I just started and I'm like,
19:38
this is bad. And I was like, I remember texting
19:41
at work and being like, you know, I wish
19:44
I had stayed home right now. Like, I'm in there, you
19:47
know, I'm like, oh, uh, this sucks. Uh, yeah, I think
19:50
I, like, before I. I
19:53
don't know, I went at least, like, three times before, like,
19:56
our lunch break, and then I was like, good after that. Yeah, yeah,
19:58
that was like, yeah, then, like, after you came in, mike, man, I
20:01
feel like, fine.
20:02
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, life is good again.
20:04
>> Hunter Hoover: This morning was like, I was in
20:07
the, uh, in the zone.
20:10
He's like, you know, you're trying to work on something. Like, uh,
20:14
my trainer don't care. He's like, he, he
20:17
goes, he goes home and drinks beer all night. So, like, he comes in and
20:20
he's got to do the same thing. Like, the first couple hours of the
20:22
day, he's like, you do whatever, guy.
20:25
>> Hunter Hoover: And I'm like, dude, that's. That's
20:27
funny.
20:28
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, one thing I can appreciate is that we have, like, four
20:31
stalls most of the time.
20:34
You can usually get in there pretty good.
20:36
>> Hunter Hoover: But the high school, the staff bathroom in the building I'm
20:39
in, it's a single stall. And you
20:41
will, but it doesn't lock on the outside, it locks inside.
20:44
So you'll open the door, and then there's, like, a stall
20:47
door, and you'll go in, and it'll be shut,
20:50
but then you awkwardly, like, do I wait and see how long they're
20:53
gonna be, or do I just leave? And
20:56
sometimes it's bad. Like,
20:59
I'll go in, and I'm like, it's an emergency
21:02
already? And you open it up. It's like, oh, no. And one time I felt
21:05
so bad. It was the spanish teacher. I was like, hey,
21:08
how long you think you're gonna be? Like, I was scared. I'm
21:11
like, he goes, uh, maybe 510 minutes. I'm like,
21:14
oh, shoot. I go over and I pound on the
21:17
window. Yeah, I pound on the window on the other building.
21:19
And this lady that has her officer, I was like, you gotta let me
21:22
in. I gotta use y'all's bathroom. This happens
21:24
now she's laughing. She's like, what's wrong with you? I was like, I have
21:27
a bathroom. And she's. Yeah, she's.
21:31
>> Hunter Hoover: You think it's funny, but it's about to be on your floor.
21:34
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's about to be stinky in this
21:37
hallway.
21:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, so, like, a
21:41
little. A little while ago.
21:42
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
21:43
>> Hunter Hoover: Um. Um. I remember
21:46
where it was.
21:47
>> Hunter Hoover: I'll just say I'm a. I'll just say I'm a furry. And Chaz right in the middle
21:50
of the floor. What are they gonna do?
21:53
>> Hunter Hoover: This has happened a few times. Um,
21:56
like, I'll get hit with. With it on
21:59
mountain about. And, like, the other
22:01
day, I came home and, like,
22:04
Shaloh's talking to me, and I'm like.
22:09
I'm like, talking to her. And I'm like,
22:13
are you standing there? And I'm like, I'm looking. I'm
22:16
like, she's just talking. I'm like, listen,
22:20
I'll be right back.
22:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
22:22
>> Hunter Hoover: And then I went. And then I came out. I felt good.
22:25
I talked to her some more. Not even in the same
22:28
conversation. Not even five minutes later, I was like,
22:32
pause again. I'll be right back.
22:36
And then I freaking come out, and I finished talking to her,
22:39
and then my brother's asked me to come hang out with him for a while, and I'm like,
22:42
sure. I run out and I hang out with him, not even there for
22:45
an hour. And I'm like, I either destroy the bathroom
22:48
where we are. Like, I go home right now, and he's like,
22:51
yeah, like, you know, whatever. And I'm like, dude, I was just, like, hauling
22:54
from home. I'm like, see ya.
22:56
Yeah, dude.
22:57
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, how far away does he live?
22:59
>> Hunter Hoover: So they were in tangent, so it's only, like,
23:03
maybe 15 minutes to where they were.
23:05
>> Hunter Hoover: That's a long 15 minutes when you gotta go to the bathroom, though.
23:07
>> Hunter Hoover: I was cruising.
23:09
>> Hunter Hoover: We, um. Yeah, Silas had a
23:12
wrestling tournament up at Corbin this week, and
23:15
we left. And no joke, I get on the interstate, uh,
23:18
and it hits me, and I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. And
23:21
I'm like, the nearest rest stop is pretty much
23:24
albany. So I just push it, and then we land, and I'm
23:27
like, everybody out of the car. Just get in the house. I'm
23:30
going. I left them both. I just ran in. I'm like, anna, they're in the
23:33
car. I gotta just go get them. It's hot. I gotta
23:36
go. Uh, she's like, what? I'm like, it's,
23:38
listen, I've been 20 minutes holding this. It's
23:41
bad.
23:43
>> Hunter Hoover: I gotta go this second. Right now?
23:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. If I don't, uh, it's gonna be a disaster
23:48
all over the floor.
23:50
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, like, the other day, my buddies and I rode to
23:52
Salem for some stuff, and, like, we ate
23:55
lunch. Yeah, dude. Like, we got back down to, like,
23:58
Jefferson.
23:59
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
23:59
>> Hunter Hoover: And we stopped to get, like, some water, and I
24:02
was, like, talking to him, like, oh. Like,
24:05
hey, let's, uh, uh,
24:08
get this show on the road. Like, five minutes down
24:10
the road. My buddy's like, oh, let's get going, bro. He's
24:13
just like, dude. He's like,
24:16
literally, like, I gotta go. And he's got to go
24:19
further than me. So I was like, hey,
24:22
like, you better get trucking. Yeah.
24:25
I was like, I mean, I've been feeling it.
24:27
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, dude, in, uh, that
24:29
feeling is so bad, like, when you have to
24:32
go and you gotta hold it. And then I get to, like,
24:35
sweat. I, uh, hate it so much.
24:37
>> Hunter Hoover: And then I'm wearing all my gear.
24:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Um, it's like, just
24:42
drench.
24:42
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I, like, had my visor open so, like, my
24:45
face can stay cool. Like,
24:48
get me out of here.
24:49
>> Hunter Hoover: That's awful.
24:50
>> Hunter Hoover: And then you get home, and I'm like, just like, throwing off
24:53
all my stuff. I'm like, oh, my gosh,
24:56
that's crazy. He texts me. He's like, did you
24:59
make it? And I'm like, yeah. And I was like, you? And he's like, yeah,
25:02
we're all good.
25:03
>> Hunter Hoover: He just sends you a picture of just this splatty pile in
25:06
the front yard. Not quite guy.
25:10
>> Hunter Hoover: Pretty much.
25:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh, no.
25:15
And you
25:18
jump in with your, um. I don't know if that was
25:21
the.
25:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, no. Yeah. My Christmas story.
25:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit me with that, because this is
25:26
so.
25:27
>> Hunter Hoover: That was the prelude, right? So the last
25:30
couple years, we've been going to the coast for Christmas.
25:33
So, like, my sister and two of my brothers and
25:36
I all drove over there together.
25:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
25:39
>> Hunter Hoover: And, uh, we stopped and got gas,
25:42
and so I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna run in and, uh, you know, grab some
25:45
road snacks and some drinks, you know, whatever.
25:48
So normally, like, yeah, play it pretty
25:51
safe.
25:52
>> Hunter Hoover: Ah.
25:52
>> Hunter Hoover: When I'm, uh. For some
25:55
reason, that part of my brain wasn't
25:57
working, and I was like, I'm gonna grab, like, a corndog.
26:02
I come out of the car, and my brother's like, don't, um.
26:04
>> Hunter Hoover: What are you doing?
26:05
>> Hunter Hoover: He's just like, don't. He's like, I'm not
26:08
stopping.
26:09
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, I already bought it.
26:10
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. He's like, I'm not like, we're not dealing with this.
26:13
And I'm like, ought to be fine. Like,
26:16
sometimes it's fine, sometimes it's not. But I'm
26:18
like, we only got, like, an hour. Like, that's, uh, not.
26:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's doable, dude.
26:23
>> Hunter Hoover: I was like, so I ate this thing, and I'm like,
26:26
oh, you know, whatever. You couldn't be more
26:29
wrong. We get down to,
26:31
like, falomoth area, and I'm like,
26:34
well, I'm starting to.
26:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Feel it be weird if we stop somewhere in philomath, right,
26:39
guys?
26:43
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, it's not too bad. Like, I just know
26:46
I'm gonna have to go.
26:49
Your brother, dude. We're just like. I'm like, whatever.
26:52
Like, you know, just, uh. We'll push it. I'm like,
26:55
you know, I'll make it. And then, like,
26:58
you know, it does that thing where it, like, kind of goes away.
27:00
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
27:01
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, where does it go?
27:02
>> Hunter Hoover: That's what I was. I'm like, I don't know. All right.
27:04
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, yes, I. Then, like, a little
27:07
farther down. Like, I'm like, uh. So I'm like, in the.
27:10
You know, I'm, like, doing this, like, stretched motion to,
27:13
like, because it just.
27:14
>> Hunter Hoover: You gotta alleviate the pressure.
27:15
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, man. Somehow I made it all the way.
27:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Really?
27:19
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Like, I remember we're going, and, like, they're saying
27:22
we're getting close, and I'm like, we better
27:25
be. Yeah, somebody is. It's me.
27:28
So, like, we finally. We finally get.
27:31
Dude, it's like the longest trip to the coast I've ever had in my
27:33
life. Like,
27:37
we get there, and my other brother's already there, and
27:40
he's like, talking through the window, and I'm like,
27:42
open the door. Like,
27:45
nope, nope.
27:47
He's like, I'm like,
27:50
you, uh. You want to get out of the way? I
27:53
gotta. Gotta go.
27:55
>> Hunter Hoover: I gotta drop it.
27:56
>> Hunter Hoover: And he's like, oh, like, I guess. And I'm
27:59
like, no, like, right now, my other brother's like, well,
28:02
like, help us. Curious. I'm like, dude, like, leave it all in the car. I'll bring
28:05
it all in. I don't care.
28:07
>> Hunter Hoover: I'll come back for it.
28:08
>> Hunter Hoover: Leave me alone. So, like, they're figuring that out. I'm just,
28:11
like, freaking looking inside.
28:14
Don't know where any bathroom is. I'm, uh, like, sweating,
28:16
scared. It's like a horror movie, but worse.
28:19
So I'm like, every. Everything. Like, you know,
28:22
like, walk in. No bathrooms. No
28:25
bathrooms. I'm like, flip. I'm like. I walk down the
28:28
hallway, nothing. I'm like,
28:31
nope. It's like, this is gonna be bad. So then I'm like, well,
28:34
like, where's my mom? She's the only person that knows where anything is.
28:37
But then I turn another corner, and I'm like, I, uh.
28:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Look.
28:39
>> Hunter Hoover: And, oh, thank God. There's one right there. I'm like,
28:42
yes. And then I just freaking, like, I'm going, and I hear,
28:45
like, the thing is, my dad, he's
28:48
like, where's Jason? I thought you guys were bringing him. And I'm
28:51
like, I'm trying not to die right
28:53
now.
28:56
>> Hunter Hoover: Why is everybody worried about where I'm at?
28:58
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. They come out and they're like, what happened? And my other brother's
29:01
like, I told you. I told you.
29:03
>> Hunter Hoover: And I'm like, gas station corn dog.
29:05
>> Hunter Hoover: He's like, I told you. And I'm like, I
29:07
know. Like, I knew what I was in for. I just
29:10
didn't realize. Uh uh. But most of the
29:13
time when I eat that, sooner or later. Yeah, it's
29:16
gonna be bad. Yeah, like, real bad. So
29:19
it's like, normally, I just go
29:22
without.
29:22
>> Hunter Hoover: Do you drink coffee?
29:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Not that much.
29:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Because I. That does
29:28
a lot for me, like, I. Oh, gosh.
29:30
>> Hunter Hoover: Once in a while.
29:31
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
29:32
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, it's usually not that bad.
29:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Rough. Merry Christmas.
29:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
29:40
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, that's fun, though, going to the
29:43
coast for Christmas.
29:44
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And you spend, like, I think we were there for,
29:47
like, four or five days. Yeah, that's like,
29:50
everybody, like, all of us were over there.
29:52
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. That's super fun. Um,
29:55
so few questions. Uh, and as
29:58
always, if this sparks anything, and you're like, oh, actually, I gotta tell you something.
30:01
So, the first, I've already. You've kind of already answered it, but
30:04
I. Do you. What do you think about using your phone
30:07
on the toilet?
30:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I mean,
30:11
I think there's a certain amount of time.
30:13
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah.
30:14
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I mean, unless if it's real, like, I've
30:17
had some rough goes in the bathroom. Like, this is not because
30:20
I was on my phone that I was in there for a long time. Like,
30:22
yeah, when it's that bad, usually I don't have my phone out.
30:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Right.
30:26
>> Hunter Hoover: Busy.
30:27
>> Hunter Hoover: It's too much of a mess for me. Like, that. I'm,
30:29
like, worried that I'm gonna drop my phone somewhere.
30:32
>> Hunter Hoover: You're too focused on, um, what's going on to,
30:35
like, but there's definitely,
30:38
like, I mean, like I said, like, we're not allowed
30:41
to be on our phones, right. So I got, like,
30:43
three breaks during the day to be on my phone. So, like, especially
30:46
at work, like, if I'm in the bathroom, I'm usually
30:49
just shooting some text back or whatever.
30:52
>> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
30:52
>> Hunter Hoover: But, like, there's definitely, like, if you're done, you're just
30:55
like, there's an amount of time that's okay. And
30:58
it's like, maybe five minutes.
31:00
>> Hunter Hoover: It's like, dude, the weirdest is when you go into a
31:03
bathroom and it's like, side by side like this, and the guy next to
31:06
you has tick tock or whatever, full
31:08
volume, and I'm.
31:09
>> Hunter Hoover: Like.
31:12
>> Hunter Hoover: What are you doing? You're just posted up in here?
31:15
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, where I used to work. Yeah, there was just the one
31:17
bathroom.
31:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
31:18
>> Hunter Hoover: And, like, we would be working in the warehouse where the bathroom
31:21
was.
31:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
31:22
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, the other guy, like, he, like, every day,
31:25
he, like, took a dump, like, right at, like, nine or whatever.
31:28
Like, it was literally, like, on the dial.
31:31
He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I got.
31:33
>> Hunter Hoover: I work with a guy like that, 930. He's. He's like, oh,
31:36
930.
31:36
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, all right, you know, whatever. Like, but he would
31:39
be sending me, like, Instagram reels
31:43
or whatever. Like, every time I'm like, what?
31:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Did you see those reels? No, I'm
31:48
working.
31:49
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, well, I guess I gotta go take a break.
31:53
I mean, not that I ever did anything while he was gone.
31:55
Yeah.
31:56
>> Hunter Hoover: The funniest is, um, like, the guy I work
31:59
with, he'll disappear into bathroom, and, like, a
32:02
minute and a half later, I get snapchat. I'm like,
32:07
his underwear on the floor. And I'm like, thanks. I already
32:10
knew. Uh, yeah, I,
32:13
uh. I'm a big fan of the potty shot. I haven't done it in
32:16
a while. I need to. I need to get back into it.
32:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Received one.
32:19
>> Hunter Hoover: You know, dude, I. I remember, like.
32:21
>> Hunter Hoover: For a little while, that was, like, every day.
32:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, I need to get back into it. I. Yeah.
32:26
>> Hunter Hoover: Um.
32:26
>> Hunter Hoover: Um. I don't know if I ever asked you this, but it might have changed some.
32:29
Ask it again. Um. Um. Do you ever do a snack or
32:32
a drink in the shower?
32:33
>> Hunter Hoover: So, yeah, I was the original person that.
32:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Were you the OG? Okay.
32:37
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, I mean, like, obviously people have probably
32:40
done this before me, but I remember, like, yeah. Telling you that,
32:42
and you were like, oh, my God.
32:44
>> Hunter Hoover: Hit one on the toilet.
32:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
32:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So, like, remind me, because
32:48
I. I was trying to go back and, like, find
32:51
our old van. I should just listen to the old episode, and I was like,
32:54
yeah, I'm gonna go.
32:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Look, it's fine. Like, you can ask me all the questions. I don't
32:58
care. Um, but
33:01
just wait.
33:04
Yeah. Uh, so in the shower,
33:07
I do it on purpose. Like, you know, I'm like, oh. Like,
33:10
I'm going in. Like, if I got a soda or whatever,
33:13
I'm like, uh, you're coming with me.
33:15
>> Hunter Hoover: Yep. Yep.
33:15
>> Hunter Hoover: He just hangs out again the other
33:18
day, and then I, like, forgot somehow. I don't know
33:21
how I forget about my hand. No. Like, it was just sitting
33:24
there. I never drank out of it. The whole shower, I was, like, really,
33:28
like, was getting to the end. I'm like, oh, hey,
33:32
dude, that's awesome. Uh, you ever worry?
33:34
>> Hunter Hoover: I always worry that it's gonna get, like, water in it, which is. I don't really
33:37
care. Like, soap water.
33:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. I don't.
33:40
>> Hunter Hoover: Maybe, like, I probably need to put it farther away.
33:42
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I mean, it's a good option.
33:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
33:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I usually just. Yeah, set them,
33:48
like, somewhere, like, up. Um,
33:52
like, if you have a spot. Yeah,
33:54
sometimes. But my thing about putting them up
33:57
high.
33:58
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
33:58
>> Hunter Hoover: Is, like, I'm just gonna, like.
34:00
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
34:02
>> Hunter Hoover: So normally when I, like,
34:04
if I'm thinking about it, like, when I get home, I'm gonna have
34:07
this in the shower?
34:08
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
34:09
>> Hunter Hoover: I get one with a cap on it.
34:10
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh,
34:14
interesting.
34:15
>> Hunter Hoover: But, uh, the snack in the shower is usually, like, if I just
34:18
got something that's like. It's like, throw it in
34:21
quick. Like, I'm not. I don't got, like, a plate made in there.
34:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you haven't
34:26
lunch.
34:27
>> Hunter Hoover: But, like, yeah, on the toilet. Like, I don't know.
34:30
Like, I don't. I don't have a plate made for the toilet.
34:32
>> Hunter Hoover: People get so weird about the toilet, and I'm like, I'm
34:34
not, like you said, I'm not making a plate, but, like, if I'm in the middle
34:37
of, like, a pop tart or something.
34:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah.
34:40
>> Hunter Hoover: I've only four bites left. I'm just gonna go do my
34:42
thing. I'm like, I'm not gonna wipe, and then I'm just gonna,
34:45
like, yeah, finish.
34:47
>> Hunter Hoover: The tart and do the job. Yeah.
34:49
>> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep.
34:49
>> Hunter Hoover: But absolutely drinks is the same thing as shower. Like you just said
34:52
there.
34:53
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
34:53
>> Hunter Hoover: It's just hanging out.
34:54
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It's not an ordeal. Yeah. Yeah, I
34:57
am. Have you ever tasted deodorant?
34:59
>> Hunter Hoover: I. I don't think so.
35:02
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
35:02
>> Hunter Hoover: I, like, you
35:05
know, you smell something
35:08
that might taste the same as it smells, but I've
35:11
just never been brave enough. Yeah, I know you
35:14
were.
35:14
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I, uh. You know what's the sad
35:17
thing is, is I did that, and
35:20
I still think to myself,
35:23
but that one probably gonna be better. And I've thought
35:26
about it since, and Anna's like, let me show you this. Let me remind
35:29
you where you were. I'm like, on it. But that
35:32
one says, is gummy bear scented.
35:35
>> Hunter Hoover: See that?
35:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I'm like, um.
35:40
You've been thrown up on, uh, uh.
35:43
>> Hunter Hoover: Just by, like, little. Yeah, like
35:45
babies, you know? Like, I'm like, not.
35:48
I don't think, like, any, like. No,
35:51
yeah, yeah. It's usually just, like, you know, the little,
35:54
like. Yeah. Real little kids are like, right.
35:57
Oh, dude, what are you doing?
35:59
>> Hunter Hoover: Dude, it's crazy. Like, the difference between little kids spit up and little
36:02
kid throw up too, because, like, this little,
36:05
uh, this little, like, the human person,
36:09
it shoots when they, like, are sick. It's
36:12
scary. Yeah, yeah, it's. I.
36:15
Sarah had a stomach bug when she was, like, nine
36:18
months old. She's sitting there. I mean, it's like, across the
36:21
room. I'm like, what is
36:23
that? And honestly, she's got a stomachache. I'm like,
36:26
dude, it was like,
36:28
12ft. I was like, Anna, is this normal?
36:31
>> Hunter Hoover: She was.
36:32
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
36:36
Ah, it was. I mean, it was. Honestly,
36:38
it was farther than me to the outside of this bathroom, for
36:41
sure. I was like, yeah,
36:44
that's crazy how far it shot. I couldn't believe
36:46
it.
36:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Um.
36:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever thrown up on someone?
36:49
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't. I don't think so. I don't,
36:51
like, do you know throw up much?
36:54
>> Hunter Hoover: Cuz I don't watch.
36:54
>> Hunter Hoover: I'll throw up tomorrow, but not really.
36:57
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
36:58
>> Hunter Hoover: Unless it, like, you know, you get, like, the bug. Yeah,
37:01
like, uh. Yeah, I can't even remember the last
37:04
time. Like, I was sick enough to, like, be throwing up all the
37:07
time. It's like my last resort.
37:09
>> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
37:09
>> Hunter Hoover: I will do.
37:10
>> Hunter Hoover: I will go to the ends of the earth to not do it. Like, the last.
37:13
>> Hunter Hoover: Last time I threw up was probably while I was drinking, to be
37:16
honest, I kind of gave that
37:19
nonsense. You want to talk about something that really changes your
37:21
bathroom experience?
37:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's, uh.
37:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I don't know if it happens to everybody, but I, like, you hear a
37:27
lot of people talk about it and you're like, really? And then it
37:30
happens to you. You're like, this, like, yeah, this sucks.
37:33
Really?
37:33
>> Hunter Hoover: Does it just, like, give diarrhea or.
37:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Is it just pretty much?
37:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Really?
37:37
>> Hunter Hoover: Huh, huh? Yeah.
37:39
>> Hunter Hoover: I didn't know that. That's interesting. I'm gonna have to look into the
37:42
whiskey poops. Yeah, whatever.
37:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, yeah, my brother's always like, the beer poops or you. Whatever,
37:48
like, it's true, though. Like,
37:51
yeah, that's weird. Like, you can tell, like, if, you know,
37:54
somebody drinks, like I said, like, my trainer at work. Yeah, he
37:57
goes home and drinks beer. Well, yeah.
37:59
>> Hunter Hoover: Comes in and blows it up. Yeah, dude, the bath, the bars at the
38:02
back. The bathrooms at the bar are wild. I
38:04
bet.
38:05
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, I'm sure.
38:06
>> Hunter Hoover: I mean, I remember, like, growing up, they were always
38:09
sketchy, but.
38:10
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I don't.
38:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah, man, that's interesting. I'm gonna look
38:14
into, like, why? I
38:17
assume it's the alcohol, but I don't know.
38:19
>> Hunter Hoover: I would assume so too. Like, but you don't have to be drunk to do
38:22
it either. Like, for me, it's like, I wouldn't.
38:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, even if you have a few, it's gonna. Yeah,
38:27
that's weird.
38:28
>> Hunter Hoover: Wow, this, uh. This kind of sucks.
38:30
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Do you ever look at your poop before you flush it? Oh, yeah,
38:33
yeah.
38:33
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, all the time. What?
38:35
>> Hunter Hoover: I do too. But why do you. Why do you do that?
38:37
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't know.
38:38
>> Hunter Hoover: You have to check out what's going on.
38:39
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. I like you know, you get done, like, stand up and turn around. It's,
38:42
like, nice. And then you flush.
38:44
>> Hunter Hoover: We had a good job here.
38:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I want to know what I worked for.
38:50
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh.
38:52
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, but, yeah, like, all the time. Then
38:55
I get triggered, like, when you'd, like, feel like you
38:58
really gotta go.
38:59
>> Hunter Hoover: And it's just the little rabbit droppings or, like, even.
39:02
>> Hunter Hoover: I've had times where it's, like, nothing at first, and then I have to come back
39:05
and address it, like, uh, 20 minutes later, and I'm like, we
39:07
were just there.
39:08
>> Hunter Hoover: I hate it.
39:09
>> Hunter Hoover: I was just trying to get you to do your job.
39:12
>> Hunter Hoover: I hate that feeling so much. Cause it's like I'm already here.
39:15
Like, just. Can we just get this going?
39:17
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. It's like, come on.
39:19
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Gosh, my thing, too, is. I feel like almost. It's
39:22
like, you stand up and your body goes. It's probably time.
39:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, guess what, pal?
39:26
>> Hunter Hoover: You might as well back. Back up. Um,
39:29
would you take a phone call on the toilet?
39:31
>> Hunter Hoover: Um. I mean, yeah, yeah, I
39:34
definitely have. I did.
39:36
>> Hunter Hoover: I definitely have.
39:37
>> Hunter Hoover: Is that yesterday?
39:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
39:40
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So freaking Lindsey call out.
39:44
>> Hunter Hoover: Does she know you around the toilet for this conversation?
39:47
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't think so.
39:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Perfect.
39:48
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't. Like, I don't know. I don't. I guess it
39:51
depends on the circumstance.
39:53
>> Hunter Hoover: Of the phone call.
39:54
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, but, yeah, like, she just called me about some, like, random
39:57
deal, and I'm like, right, okay. Like, you know,
40:00
whatever. And then she's like, all right, like, I'll talk to you later. I'm like, okay.
40:03
Like. But I don't know. Yeah,
40:06
I remember my dad used to be on the phone,
40:09
like, every freaking morning in the bathroom.
40:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Really?
40:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, why?
40:12
>> Hunter Hoover: That's crazy.
40:13
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, just. Cause every day, like, he's got my dad,
40:17
so every morning, I don't know if he, like, just, like,
40:19
is, like, just trying to trick his
40:22
body into going and he can't or
40:24
whatever. Before work every
40:27
day, he's like, four different times. Like, and he
40:30
goes in, he, like, tries to go. They, like, comes out, like, five minutes
40:32
later. Like, he'll be telling my mom. He's like, I just, like, I need to go to
40:35
the bathroom before I go, or whatever. She's like, so go. And he's
40:38
like, ah, he's gonna all
40:41
work out. Yeah, and, like, I remember because my
40:44
uncle always comes and picks him up because they work together.
40:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, like, he sure.
40:48
>> Hunter Hoover: My dad's, like, still in there. My dog is time to
40:50
go. He's like, well, I'm, like, finally going,
40:54
dude, I, uh.
40:55
>> Hunter Hoover: That happened to me, like, when I was growing up, anytime we went hunting,
40:58
it was like my body knew that I'm gonna be in the woods for the
41:01
next, like, 10 hours, and it would be, like,
41:03
four in the morning, and I'm sitting there going, come on, come on, come on. Like, I
41:06
gotta do this now.
41:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, that's how it is. So, yeah,
41:10
uh, when we go camping or hunting, whatever.
41:12
Yeah, there's only, like, depending on who's always
41:15
there. Nowadays, we usually have two, but it used to only
41:18
be, like, one bathroom that, like, ever. Like,
41:21
my dad, my brothers, and everybody use. I just remember, like,
41:24
before we'd go out that just, like, kind of rotate. Like, one person
41:27
would go, the next person. Yeah. I'm like, what in the
41:30
world? But, yeah, they're all just, like, trying to, like, get it sorted out.
41:33
That way they don't have to.
41:34
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, that's crazy.
41:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Which is fine. Yeah.
41:37
>> Hunter Hoover: Um, do you play any, like, pee games? Like,
41:39
so racing. Racing the flush or, like,
41:42
seeing if you can, like, pee into the bowl to where it doesn't splash
41:45
at all? Like, do you need pee games?
41:48
>> Hunter Hoover: I just, like. I don't know. I go for the quiet pee
41:50
sometimes.
41:51
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Hit, uh, the edge and. But, yeah. Oh, m man, it's just
41:54
dangerous living because if you sneak a little too
41:57
far to the side, it's everywhere. Yeah.
42:00
>> Hunter Hoover: I mean, I don't know. Not a lot, though.
42:03
Usually I'm just like, uh. Like, I'm just gonna.
42:07
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm over here, like, okay, it's time. We're gonna race the
42:10
flush.
42:12
>> Hunter Hoover: This is it. Like, it's not
42:14
a hobby for me. I'm, like, kind
42:17
of annoyed that I have to, like, you know? Yeah.
42:20
Freaking take a pee.
42:22
>> Hunter Hoover: The one that, like. So for little
42:25
kids, like, potty training for. At least for boys, you put, like, a cheerio.
42:28
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't know why.
42:29
>> Hunter Hoover: You cherry for it. Yeah, I don't know why they do cheerio. Because, like, the goldfish
42:31
crackers. Perfect. It's like a fish. And anyway, but,
42:34
like, I've tried that a couple times as an adult. Just toss the
42:37
cracker. Oh, dude, it's fun because you're
42:40
just like, oh, let's see if I can drown it. Let's see if I can drown
42:43
it.
42:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I've never heard an adult say that. There was, like, a zin
42:48
in the urinal at work the other day, and I was like, got
42:51
him.
42:51
>> Hunter Hoover: Ooh, we dry that out. It's still good.
42:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, dude, real.
42:58
My buddy, though, is a plumber, and he was like, tell me. He's like, yeah,
43:01
like, one time we came in there, we had to, like, unclog one of
43:04
those because there was so many zins in there.
43:08
They flush them, I guess. Yeah.
43:10
>> Hunter Hoover: Why?
43:11
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. So, like, if that was the urinal,
43:14
the trash, like, right.
43:17
>> Hunter Hoover: Why wouldn't you just spit it in the trash?
43:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, it's literally like almost the same distance from the trash to
43:21
the urinal in here at work. It's like,
43:25
dude, the kids at the.
43:25
>> Hunter Hoover: High school are wild with the zins. It's like,
43:29
that's ridiculous. Oh, it's gum. I'm like, yeah, that's
43:31
weird. You haven't chewed it. You're just holding it in your
43:34
mouth. Well, I don't want to chew it right now.
43:36
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, too bad.
43:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay, well, so many
43:40
teachers have, like, a no gum thing for their classroom now.
43:43
Not because of gum. Nobody cares because it's
43:46
sneaking.
43:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Why don't. I've worked with a lot of
43:50
people that do, like, all that stuff, and I'm like, it's just.
43:53
I don't know. Yeah, it's their thing, I guess. Yeah,
43:56
it's like the same thing as, like, vaping,
43:58
but just because I don't do it, I'm like, this
44:01
is so dumb.
44:02
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, I. There's a couple teachers
44:05
that have them. They. They have the zin pouches in.
44:08
Yeah, wild. I'm like, well, like, everybody at work.
44:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Has their thing that they.
44:13
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah.
44:14
>> Hunter Hoover: Cuz it's like, like, my trainer says
44:17
that it changes how it effective he
44:20
is at work, whether or not he's on the
44:22
zin.
44:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Really?
44:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
44:25
>> Hunter Hoover: That's called an addiction.
44:28
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I was like, you
44:31
gotta stop. And he's like, well, they're the best because they don't have
44:34
any sugar. And like all this stuff. I'm like, yeah, but they still have
44:37
nicotine.
44:37
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, well, and it's like, it soaks right
44:40
in. Put them. It's like, yeah,
44:43
and they. I don't know.
44:44
>> Hunter Hoover: He does. You know, you got like several in there at a time.
44:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Really? They multi shot him, huh? Yeah, that's what
44:50
wild.
44:50
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, no lie. I think he put like three or four
44:53
in the other day. Like, he literally, like,
44:56
he was like, yoink, yoink.
45:01
He's like, I just got it.
45:02
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, dude's going through a container of
45:05
him a day or more.
45:06
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, easily. And then the other day, he couldn't find
45:09
any, and he was like, freaking out. He like, got like,
45:11
normal chew and he's just like, the whole party
45:14
he's like, I don't have my zin. I gotta like chew
45:17
normal.
45:18
>> Hunter Hoover: That's crazy. Well, I know like I've seen like tiktoks of
45:20
guys going and buying them, it's just like they buy like twelve.
45:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
45:24
>> Hunter Hoover: At a time.
45:25
>> Hunter Hoover: What? Yeah, like he went on his break and he
45:28
got like two rolls of them because he couldn't find
45:31
any before. And I'm like, oh my gosh, that's
45:33
crazy. You gotta stop.
45:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Wow. Um,
45:38
do you use the toilet seat covers? The, like
45:41
the paper hats that you put on the seat? Nah, uh, you
45:44
mess with. I don't either. I don't understand. I don't know how to use them.
45:47
>> Hunter Hoover: And yeah, if it looks too sketchy or
45:50
dirty, I just don't, I'm just, I'll just move on to the
45:53
next toilet.
45:54
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, so this is you and I could get in
45:57
hot water on this one, but when it comes to
46:00
putting the toilet seat up, uh, or down,
46:03
where do you land on that? As far as whose job it is
46:05
to put it up or down?
46:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Um, I usually just do it. Yeah,
46:09
um, like that's where I'm at.
46:12
I don't know if it's just like somewhere like my mom, you
46:15
know, taught us, like, hey, like you put that back down or
46:18
whatever. Cuz like at art, you know, like some places like they leave
46:21
them open all the time. Yeah, like our place was always, it was always
46:24
shut. Yeah, yeah, and so like
46:27
it was just always, whenever you got done, put it back how it
46:30
was, right type deal. So like I always just shut
46:32
it anyway. Like force a habit.
46:34
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you. I think. I think, like
46:37
I. So I had kind of my own bathroom growing up.
46:40
Not really like it, but my mom didn't use
46:43
it and so I, I never paid attention to it.
46:46
And then I went to college. I lived in a guy's dorm. Yeah, uh, I was like,
46:48
whatever. Yeah, like what? Sure. And then I
46:51
got like, Anna, she like fell in one
46:54
time. Yeah, and she's like screaming at me because
46:57
she's like, get in here. And I'm like, what? She
47:00
goes, you got to put it down. I'm like, why? She
47:03
goes, this is why I need help out of, like
47:05
she's. And I'm like, didn't you
47:08
look she was. No, cuz it's
47:11
just supposed to be down. I'm like, all right, whatever.
47:14
And now she's got me trained pretty good now. I.
47:17
Yeah, I don't like. Yeah, it's a
47:20
philosophical conundrum, really. Like it takes
47:23
just as much effort one way or the other. I think,
47:25
like, I would human. I think human
47:28
decency towards ladies is, like, just put it down.
47:30
>> Hunter Hoover: But, yeah, I remember, like, growing up,
47:33
I went somewhere and they had theirs, like, up. I remember being
47:36
triggered.
47:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
47:38
>> Hunter Hoover: I was like, it's not. That's not how you do
47:41
that.
47:41
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I told Anna, I was like, if I see any
47:44
signage in the store about, like, feminism or
47:47
any of that, I'm putting it up. Like, I'm leaving it up. If it's a
47:50
single, like, nope, I'm helping you out. You
47:52
can. You can earn this. Um.
47:55
Yep. Uh, have you ever made a poop
47:58
nest? It's like, you poop and then you, like,
48:01
wipe, and then you poop again, and then you wipe and.
48:03
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't think so.
48:04
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
48:05
>> Hunter Hoover: Or seems like a lot of work.
48:06
>> Hunter Hoover: The thing is, like, you get a big wad of toilet paper and you throw it in the
48:09
toilet, and then you poop onto that. So there's no
48:11
splash.
48:12
>> Hunter Hoover: No, don't think so.
48:13
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Okay.
48:14
>> Hunter Hoover: It's a lot of paper going on there.
48:16
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
48:19
Um, this one comes from my buddy Jerry
48:22
up in Salem, um, and I think his
48:25
brother Jude. Um, do you scrub your
48:27
legs every time you shower?
48:30
>> Hunter Hoover: Not every time, really?
48:32
Okay, well, I wear jeans all day. I
48:35
figure they get, like, they stay pretty clean.
48:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
48:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I usually do like it a couple times a week at least.
48:41
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
48:42
>> Hunter Hoover: Not every single time. It's like I don't even scrub
48:45
my hair. Like, yeah. Um. Like, conditioner.
48:47
Yeah, every time.
48:48
>> Hunter Hoover: I use it every time.
48:50
>> Hunter Hoover: I used to, but now I'm like, well, like, you don't really have to.
48:53
>> Hunter Hoover: Right.
48:53
>> Hunter Hoover: And, like, I have noticed, like, sometimes if I do all the time, like, my
48:56
hair almost, like, feels worse.
48:58
>> Hunter Hoover: I have more dander if I wash it too often.
49:01
Yeah.
49:01
>> Hunter Hoover: So I've, like, I'm usually, like, on every other day with that or
49:04
something like that. So that's usually I'm just like, oh. Like, yeah,
49:07
legs too. But I just figure, like, they don't get that dirty. Like,
49:10
wearing jeans.
49:11
>> Hunter Hoover: What would you. What would you. I wanted to know what you would say to the theory that
49:14
a person, um, a guy doesn't have
49:17
to wash their legs because the water
49:20
just goes down.
49:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, I don't know. Like.
49:24
No, I don't know. Cause that's the.
49:27
>> Hunter Hoover: That's the posit on this, is that I. Washing your
49:30
legs is a waste of time because you gravity
49:33
washes it for you.
49:34
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, I mean, I guess it depends on how
49:37
dirty you think you're getting. But, like, I figure that sooner or
49:40
later, I'm getting dirty enough that, like, I need to
49:43
just, like, the rest of my. But that's like, you know.
49:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, my thing is, like, where's.
49:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Why do you scrub any of your body?
49:49
>> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
49:49
>> Hunter Hoover: You're not gonna.
49:50
>> Hunter Hoover: That was my thing. I was like, why would you not just soak the shoulders and then,
49:53
like, step in? Ah, because, like, there's. There's crevices
49:56
that need scrub.
49:57
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
49:59
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Back of the kneecap. That's. You got to get in
50:01
there. Yeah.
50:03
>> Hunter Hoover: I agree with m
50:06
bar soap now.
50:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Do you really?
50:08
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
50:08
>> Hunter Hoover: What happened?
50:09
>> Hunter Hoover: Um, so just. You.
50:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Just you.
50:16
>> Hunter Hoover: So I started getting that, um, doctor squad.
50:19
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
50:20
>> Hunter Hoover: So my brother, like, at least used to get it all the. The time.
50:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
50:23
>> Hunter Hoover: And I was like, you know, it smells
50:26
really good. Yeah, it's great. And so I was like, oh,
50:29
like, yeah, I'll get some. Um, so I just got, like, a
50:32
few, um. They had, like, a deal where, like,
50:35
if. Yeah. Like, so I was like, oh, like, you know, whatever.
50:38
Well, my first bar lasted me, like, three months.
50:40
>> Hunter Hoover: Really?
50:41
>> Hunter Hoover: So I was like, that's, like, way longer than I'm.
50:44
Yeah, and they're not that expensive.
50:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Right.
50:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Do you.
50:48
>> Hunter Hoover: Do you have, like, a thing that you stick it on in the shower?
50:50
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so, like, those, like, they have one on,
50:53
like, they got everything that you'd want.
50:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
50:56
>> Hunter Hoover: For their stuff on their website. So, like,
50:59
after I use the first one, I was like, oh, I might keep using this.
51:02
So then I got one of those. Got it? Yeah, you got
51:05
to use, like, a wash rig or something to, like. Because if you just, like,
51:07
direct apply it just, like, for one thing,
51:10
it deplenishes, like, way fast. But
51:13
also, it's just like, what are you doing?
51:15
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, gosh.
51:17
>> Hunter Hoover: So I. Yeah, I actually use their stuff,
51:20
like, quite a bit now.
51:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Interesting. Yeah, I have. I have looked at,
51:24
um, theirs, and then there's another one. It's like.
51:27
Like, it's. It's, like, called big damn
51:30
soap or something. It's just like a rick.
51:32
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
51:33
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, it. It looks like a masonry brick
51:36
sized piece of soap. And I've looked at
51:39
that, and I'm like, yeah, dude,
51:42
truly, it's bigger than this. And it's like,
51:44
$20. It's like $20 for one, but
51:47
it's supposed to last, like, six months to a year or something.
51:50
Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know if I. I would have to cut it in half
51:53
because
51:59
I've looked at that, and then I've looked at, uh,
52:01
everyman Jack, I think is the name of it, but
52:04
squatch seems. I've heard a lot of people say they like squash.
52:07
>> Hunter Hoover: If you like, I got extra. I could bring you one.
52:09
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm trying to, I'm trying to use up my liquid.
52:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
52:12
>> Hunter Hoover: That's where I'm at because, yeah, I
52:15
I'm one of those. Really? I got all this liquid. I got to deal with
52:18
it first.
52:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I got a follow up with my old coworker. I gave him a
52:21
couple bars the other day, cuz.
52:22
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
52:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Um, yeah, cuz I, like, I'm
52:26
subscribed, so you get like x amount, like every few
52:29
months.
52:29
>> Hunter Hoover: That's cool.
52:29
>> Hunter Hoover: But like I said, like, if a bar lasts me, like two, three months,
52:32
I've only used like maybe two bars,
52:35
so. But I've been, like, trying to switch up the ones I get because
52:38
they have so many different kinds, and that's cool. I use
52:41
their hair wash now. Yeah, I got some deodorant
52:44
from them. Pretty nice. Like,
52:46
but so, yeah, actually, like, I use that.
52:49
>> Hunter Hoover: Their deodorant tastes better than native.
52:51
>> Hunter Hoover: I know. It's, it's natural,
52:54
apparently. I'll tell you, native stuff is like,
52:56
natural.
52:57
>> Hunter Hoover: I've eaten some heinous stuff that was awful. Like,
53:00
ah. Uh, I. Yeah, I didn't throw
53:03
up. It was like, if you swallow this,
53:07
it will be bad for you. You will not come back from that.
53:11
>> Hunter Hoover: But, yeah, I thought, I thought you, uh, on
53:14
the.
53:15
>> Hunter Hoover: Have you carved any messages to shalom the bar?
53:18
Oh, man, I have not.
53:19
>> Hunter Hoover: I will tell you, though, like, I remember when I was on here before, I
53:22
talked about, like, it sucks when you drop your bar soap.
53:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
53:24
>> Hunter Hoover: It's like, ski. Yep. Still the worst thing in
53:27
the world. Like, yeah.
53:30
Like, the other day, I, like, knocked the whole thing off. Uh, so,
53:33
like, both of them are just like, whoo.
53:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, I'd be so scared of stepping.
53:38
>> Hunter Hoover: On it, you know? I'm like, let it ride.
53:41
This is freaking ridiculous.
53:42
>> Hunter Hoover: Gosh. Yeah, I knocked over the big
53:46
Costco shampoo. That's like. And I thought
53:48
I broke the bottom of my shower. It was so loud,
53:52
honestly. Did you fall? I was like, no, see, that's
53:55
how loud it is.
53:56
>> Hunter Hoover: She asked if you felt.
53:57
>> Hunter Hoover: She's like, did you fall? I was like, no, I dropped the
54:00
shampoo. And then she made a joke about dropping
54:03
the soap, and I was like, you're like, really?
54:05
Really? There's kids.
54:06
>> Hunter Hoover: How old are you?
54:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, no, I don't. She didn't. I made it in my
54:10
head.
54:11
>> Hunter Hoover: Wait, that's me every time. I'm like,
54:15
over the shoulder, feet just. I know nobody's in here.
54:18
>> Hunter Hoover: Put your hand back there while you bend over.
54:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, you just bend at the knees. You don't bend over that. Oh, the
54:24
straight down. It's like you're, um, you know, squatting.
54:26
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
54:27
>> Hunter Hoover: I'd be afraid of falling over, though. We got
54:30
a freaking, uh, there's like a handle on our.
54:33
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
54:33
>> Hunter Hoover: I just like, you know. Yeah, it's really nice.
54:35
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Then. Is that the new place?
54:38
Yeah. That's awesome. The old one
54:41
probably had some.
54:42
>> Hunter Hoover: It had one in there.
54:43
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
54:43
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
54:43
>> Hunter Hoover: Sweet. Are you guys on ground floor?
54:45
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, we're in a duplex now.
54:47
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, okay, sweet. Oh, that's super cool. You
54:50
guys definitely have more room then.
54:51
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
54:51
>> Hunter Hoover: Sweet. That's awesome.
54:53
>> Hunter Hoover: Like a room to video game in now.
54:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
54:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Not just in the living room, dude.
54:58
>> Hunter Hoover: Which, you know, like, Silas and
55:00
I've been playing so much for it. Night, dude.
55:02
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm actually, I'm on, I'm on the fortnight train a little bit. I
55:05
saw you pop on.
55:06
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, you got on. And truly, I was
55:09
like, if I didn't have to get up at four in the morning,
55:11
I would stay up another hour and see if he wants to play.
55:14
>> Hunter Hoover: Hey, hit me up sometime.
55:16
>> Hunter Hoover: I will, cuz, uh, my buddy
55:19
from work plays and it's, yeah, so my.
55:21
>> Hunter Hoover: Friend was talking to her a
55:24
little while ago and she's like, oh, like, you still game? And I'm like, yeah,
55:27
like, uh, that's my whole life or whatever.
55:31
That's my thing, you know? Yeah. And, um, I was like,
55:34
yeah, like, you know, I dabble. And she's like, well, do
55:37
you, like, play for tonight? And I'm like, you know what I'm thinking? I'm
55:39
like, where's Hunter? Like, really?
55:42
Really? You're gonna ask me to play fortnight?
55:44
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
55:45
>> Hunter Hoover: And I was like, I mean, I have it. Like, I've played
55:48
it. I was like, I'm bad at it. That's why I don't play it.
55:50
Yeah, but, uh, so she's like, well, like,
55:54
come play for tonight with me. It's the only game I play. And I'm like, all
55:56
right, so that's why I've been. Yeah, but,
55:59
but it's actually, like, it.
56:01
>> Hunter Hoover: They'Ve changed it a lot.
56:02
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm gonna have to admit that I did have a little bit of fun on
56:05
there.
56:05
>> Hunter Hoover: My buddy, okay, my buddy at work, he did this exact
56:08
same thing. He's like, dude, just stop and I'm like,
56:11
hop on. Play it for an hour. If you hate it, I'll leave you
56:14
alone. Dude has grinded
56:18
battle pass already. Like the current one. It's like three weeks
56:21
in. Done.
56:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I did a bunch of stuff.
56:24
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. He's like, yeah, yeah, I had to.
56:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Get that fallout skin.
56:27
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
56:28
>> Hunter Hoover: You're sound like. Like obsessed with fallout.
56:31
Well, uh, I had some v
56:34
bucks.
56:34
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Uh. Yep.
56:36
>> Hunter Hoover: I like, up my thing a bunch, cuz.
56:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
56:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I had some laying around. Never knew what I was gonna use them on. But then
56:41
that comes out and I'm like, that is like the one thing on
56:43
fortnightdeze that I actually want to, like, get.
56:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
56:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Cuz I'm just, like, obsessed with fall.
56:48
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Did you watch the show? Yeah, yeah. I'm like,
56:51
two episodes in.
56:52
>> Hunter Hoover: Seems liking it.
56:53
>> Hunter Hoover: I like it.
56:54
>> Hunter Hoover: It's pretty good. Like, I know a lot of people,
56:57
like, before it came out, people like, oh, but then it came out.
57:00
Everybody's like, this is actually like, yeah, decent.
57:03
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm enjoying it.
57:04
>> Hunter Hoover: Um.
57:04
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm waiting for some sort of weird monster thing.
57:07
Get somebody.
57:09
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
57:09
>> Hunter Hoover: I mean, fallout. Yeah, that's. I'm waiting for it. I'm like, I
57:12
know it's. I know it's out there.
57:14
Yeah, man. Um.
57:17
Well, that's all the round. Two questions. Do
57:20
you have any bathroom wisdom to leave people with?
57:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, I was gonna say, though, yeah. On the fortnight
57:25
note, yes, I did have some stomach issues other
57:28
day.
57:29
>> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
57:29
>> Hunter Hoover: So I was gonna go to, like, a Bible study.
57:32
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
57:33
>> Hunter Hoover: And then it happened, and I was like, well, like, I
57:36
can't.
57:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
57:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I'm not gonna deal with that. Well, then my friends like, hey, like,
57:39
let's. Like, if you're gonna be home, like, let's run some. And I'm
57:42
like, all right. So I'm, like, playing. I'm doing
57:45
okay. Like, you know, but in a little while,
57:48
like, probably halfway, I'm like,
57:53
you know, I'm like, this is not.
57:55
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm not good.
57:56
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. So I'm, like, trying to, you know, finish up what
57:59
we're doing. And she's like, oh, I gotta get off. And I'm
58:02
like, yes. Like, I know
58:05
that sounds bad, but I'm like, yes.
58:08
She gets off and I'm just like, it's time.
58:10
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
58:11
>> Hunter Hoover: And then, uh, another gaming one is. I was
58:14
playing helldivers. I don't know if you know that.
58:16
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, Luke has told me a lot about this game.
58:19
Yep, yep.
58:20
>> Hunter Hoover: So I wasn't playing with Luke. I don't
58:22
think I was playing with my brother and a buddy of
58:25
mine, and,
58:28
no, I don't think Luke was. I can't remember.
58:30
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
58:31
>> Hunter Hoover: But, uh, I remember I had to go.
58:34
Like, I was like, I'm trying to make it, you
58:37
know, but I'm like, I can't.
58:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
58:38
>> Hunter Hoover: So I just, like, parked my guy, like, way off, like,
58:42
and I come back, and they're like, dude, you
58:45
literally made it to, like, a minute ago, and then you
58:48
finally died. And I'm like, dang it.
58:49
>> Hunter Hoover: I almost like a whole bunny.
58:54
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah,
58:56
man, you gotta be careful out there.
59:01
When you have the stomach issues. You get into, like, an
59:03
intense, like, I've definitely lost
59:06
some, some games to, like,
59:09
the multiplayer games are rough for the guys that,
59:12
well, Silas, this morning.
59:13
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, hey, uh, I
59:16
said, hey, start it. I'll drive back. I just gotta pee. Go pee
59:18
turns into a two, and I yell at him from the
59:21
front. I'm like, hey, bud, this has progressed. And he's like,
59:24
what? I'm like, uh, I'm sitting down now.
59:27
He's like, well, we're already on the ground. And I'm like,
59:30
you're like, well, cover me because it's gonna be a
59:33
bit. And I come back, and it's just chaos.
59:36
He's trying to, like, not give me.
59:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
59:38
>> Hunter Hoover: He's, like, driving around me with a car, and I'm like, oh, my gosh. This
59:41
kid, he's like, I got it.
59:43
>> Hunter Hoover: You're good.
59:44
>> Hunter Hoover: You got shot a little bit. And I'm like, okay.
59:47
Hey, just let me die.
59:48
>> Hunter Hoover: That's pretty good, you know?
59:50
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, he's better at than I am. It's crazy. Like,
59:53
some people just, like, he struggles with driving.
59:56
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I cannot drive on that game.
59:57
>> Hunter Hoover: I love driving.
59:59
>> Hunter Hoover: It's, I tried driving the dirt bike, and it's, like, different
1:00:01
controls.
1:00:02
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:00:03
>> Hunter Hoover: I was like, no, forget this.
1:00:06
Yeah. I literally, like, I crashed instantly, and I was like,
1:00:09
oh, it's like I'm a woman,
1:00:12
but, like, my friends obsessed with the office.
1:00:15
Yeah. My friend literally, like, made that joke while she was
1:00:18
driving. And I'm like, yes.
1:00:20
>> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome.
1:00:20
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Good times.
1:00:22
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, man. It is, dude. It's fun.
1:00:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, the other thing I was gonna say now our
1:00:28
bathroom is, like, it's like, two rooms.
1:00:30
Yeah. So we got, like, your toilet and everything.
1:00:33
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:00:33
>> Hunter Hoover: And then, like, where you're the washer and dryer and then the shower.
1:00:36
>> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep.
1:00:36
>> Hunter Hoover: So, like, now I just kind of, like, close the door most of the way.
1:00:39
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:00:39
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't have the light on in there.
1:00:41
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah.
1:00:42
>> Hunter Hoover: So, like, it's not, like, dark dark, especially
1:00:45
now because it stays light. So, like, when we first moved
1:00:48
in or, like, on the weekend.
1:00:50
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:00:50
>> Hunter Hoover: It's like, basically a dark shower.
1:00:52
>> Hunter Hoover: Right.
1:00:52
>> Hunter Hoover: It's not too bad.
1:00:53
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I love it. I have, like, a nightlight in our
1:00:56
bathroom, and I. Nightlight only, like, a
1:00:59
window.
1:01:00
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:01:02
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. Dang.
1:01:04
>> Hunter Hoover: Ah, it's pretty nice.
1:01:05
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Give the dark shower a try, everyone.
1:01:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
1:01:08
>> Hunter Hoover: It's worth it.
1:01:08
>> Hunter Hoover: I need to do that orange thing. I was like, I keep. Yeah, I was
1:01:11
in the store the other day and I saw one. I was like, is
1:01:14
this.
1:01:14
>> Hunter Hoover: Is this it?
1:01:15
>> Hunter Hoover: I was like, if I get that, like, that's exactly what that's
1:01:18
for.
1:01:19
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It. You have to
1:01:22
get to a place where you're like, you know what?
1:01:26
Nobody's home. Right? Like, on. Are you gonna
1:01:29
be gone this afternoon? I need to go buy some oranges.
1:01:32
>> Hunter Hoover: Right. I'm like, I don't know. Like, if I just bring home one singular
1:01:35
orange, like, what's this?
1:01:37
I'm me. Uh, this later.
1:01:41
>> Hunter Hoover: Why are you taking it to the bathroom?
1:01:44
>> Hunter Hoover: I feel really awkward bringing home, like,
1:01:46
I don't know. Like, yeah. Like, sometimes I
1:01:49
get stuff that, like, I wanted, and then I get home with it, and
1:01:52
she's like, oh, like, what'd you get that for? And I'm like,
1:01:56
nothing. It's like, just stupid
1:01:59
stuff.
1:01:59
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah, yeah. That's how. That's how those
1:02:02
seltzers are. I was like, do you need more of these? It's like, yeah,
1:02:05
drink them.
1:02:06
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, soda or whatever. I'm all
1:02:09
like, in, like, m a little kid, y'all. I, like, not supposed to
1:02:12
happen. It's like two in the
1:02:15
morning, dude.
1:02:16
>> Hunter Hoover: Road cheeseburger. This is one where, like,
1:02:19
I. I'm risking it right now,
1:02:21
but I will sometimes, like, leave with
1:02:24
just enough time to swing by McDonald's or somewhere and grab myself
1:02:27
just a cheeseburger. And I down the hatch
1:02:30
before I get home, and it's like, bag
1:02:33
goes on the floor in the car. Nobody ever
1:02:36
knows.
1:02:36
>> Hunter Hoover: It's like, now everybody knows.
1:02:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, now everybody knows.
1:02:39
>> Hunter Hoover: You're like Michael with his, uh, Burger
1:02:41
Kingdom.
1:02:43
>> Hunter Hoover: Michael. Yeah, I gotta get Burger King. Kimberly doesn't let me get it. So
1:02:46
I go after work and I'm like, Michael,
1:02:48
if she ever listened to this. I think Anna knows, though. I think
1:02:51
she's like, oh, yeah.
1:02:54
>> Hunter Hoover: I think they always know.
1:02:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:02:55
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, this is. You come in, like, all guilty.
1:02:58
Yeah. How was work?
1:03:00
>> Hunter Hoover: Why are you asking?
1:03:01
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, let me go to my room now.
1:03:07
>> Hunter Hoover: Why did you get cash? No reason.
1:03:09
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I've just always had cash. It's
1:03:12
not that weird.
1:03:13
>> Hunter Hoover: I was like, oh, I gotta get some mind. Cash is. I gotta pay these
1:03:16
kids for. They do. They're getting to the age where it's
1:03:19
like, I can do a little extra chores. I can do a little extra something and earn
1:03:22
some money to buy some stuff. It's like, okay,
1:03:25
whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, you're creating
1:03:27
weird odd jobs around the house at this point. Like, chill
1:03:30
out, dude. Well, it helped, though, right? I'm
1:03:33
like, yeah, but, like, I wasn't planning on paying
1:03:36
anybody. I was just gonna do it myself.
1:03:38
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, now you don't have to.
1:03:39
>> Hunter Hoover: And I'm like, you're right, but
1:03:42
m.
1:03:43
>> Hunter Hoover: We didn't have that. My mom was like, yeah, like, you get dinner.
1:03:46
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, well, like, they have their chores. They don't get
1:03:49
paid for their chores. It's like, yeah, you do these. This is what you
1:03:52
do. But it's stuff like, uh, like,
1:03:54
stuff that I would do that they. They'll hop on.
1:03:57
Like, I'm just gonna. Dad, I'm just gonna do this. It's like,
1:04:00
okay. Why? Well, I was wondering if
1:04:03
I could get some. I was like, just
1:04:06
chill out. Like, why
1:04:09
so out there with the leaf blower blowing off the front
1:04:12
porch.
1:04:12
>> Hunter Hoover: I was like, what are you doing, dude?
1:04:15
He's just going to town. Yeah, but,
1:04:18
hey, at least they want to work, you know?
1:04:20
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
1:04:20
>> Hunter Hoover: Doing a lot better than some adults.
1:04:22
>> Hunter Hoover: That I would rather that for.
1:04:23
>> Hunter Hoover: Sure. Yeah. Uh, sure.
1:04:25
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, sweet, dude. Well, I'm going to close this down. I appreciate
1:04:28
you being here.
1:04:29
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, dude.
1:04:30
>> Hunter Hoover: In the bathroom. Once again, we're back in the same bathroom.
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Uh, yep. Just like it's my home away from
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home. I say.
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I love it. Um, well, again,
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thank you for being here. This has, uh, been another episode of
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privy. It's been. It's.
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It's been wild. It really has.
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Yeah. Thank you all for listening. Uh, and now,
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as always, don't forget to
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flush. I wonder if I can reach this one.
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I usually go urinal, but put it down
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dead.
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>> Hunter Hoover: What? You just tell him you need one, like,
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closer.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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>> Hunter Hoover: Michael.