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2015 - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (s8e13) "Losing Altitude" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's t LC Tuesday.
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Speaker 1: I got Kimberly here. What's going on?
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Speaker 2: Girl woo back from the cruise.
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Speaker 1: Back from the cruise. That's right, I can't wait to
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Speaker 1: tell you all about it. I'll tell you about it
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Speaker 1: for this weekend's show over on Pink Shape Prime five
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Speaker 1: dollars a month, everybody.
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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, guys, you can't hear it. Free beets, I'll
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Speaker 2: open that wallet of merry pain with swingers on a
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Speaker 2: cruise swingers allegedly.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if we saw any swing see any Okay,
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Speaker 1: we didn't see any open swinging. We didn't see an
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Speaker 1: open swinging.
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Speaker 2: It's never open, it's always yeah. I don't know what
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Speaker 2: was hurt covert swinging.
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Speaker 1: But the couple that we put that we the creepy
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Speaker 1: picture was on Facebook where they're like, come see us.
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Speaker 2: We were like.
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Speaker 1: They were literally in line right in front of us
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Speaker 1: getting onto the boat, and I was like, oh no,
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Speaker 1: but we didn't see them a ton. I only saw
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Speaker 1: them a couple more times. The boat's free small, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: that opening party that I did put on my Instagram
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Speaker 1: was Dave was like, it's like in TV spring break.
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Speaker 2: I go, yes, that's what it was loud and lowered
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Speaker 2: the volume on my phone.
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Speaker 1: It is so that boat is so loud. Yes, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You go to the pool and you're like, well, we're
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Speaker 1: not talking at the pool. No, you can't, like to
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Speaker 1: your person next to you go so like, you know,
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Speaker 1: what do you guys thinking about doing over the summer? Like,
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Speaker 1: there's no, it is so fucking loud. But I'll tell
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Speaker 1: all about it. I've got lots of stories. And it
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Speaker 1: was it was fun. I don't know if I'll do
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Speaker 1: it again, but it was fun.
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Speaker 2: It was fun. I can't wait to hear about it.
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Speaker 2: It's a good time.
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Speaker 1: I've already booked January twenty twenty seven Disney cruise to
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Speaker 1: cleanse me up, the Verti cruise with the family. Well,
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Speaker 1: the kids are gonna come, the kids and are going
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Speaker 1: to go, and it's gonna be like my friend Mary
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Speaker 1: and her kids, our friend Terry and her kids, Tracy
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Speaker 1: and her kids. The dads are coming to But my
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Speaker 1: husband refuses to go on a cruise, so he will go.
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Speaker 1: It's not fun for him.
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Speaker 2: That's fine.
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Speaker 1: Let's start with this show jam packed with Mary Payne talking.
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Speaker 1: So let's get into it.
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Speaker 2: I'm loaded after the last couple of weeks.
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Speaker 1: You are you are? This is before the ninety Days,
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Speaker 1: season eight, episode thirteen, losing altitude.
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Speaker 2: Are we a joke to you? Matt? What do you
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Speaker 2: think we do not know the process or the order
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Speaker 2: in which you fly on a plane.
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Speaker 1: Losing altitude? Is the next episode gonna be crash and burn?
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Speaker 2: Yes? Seriously, like life preservers, I don't the slide is opening.
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Speaker 1: Up for those of us who are nervous flyers. This
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Speaker 1: is not helping.
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Speaker 2: No, I'm telling you we're gonna go into a whole
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Speaker 2: lost thing which we won't understand. But it'll be like
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Speaker 2: Sawyer and Kate and Jack and will they or won't they?
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Speaker 2: And we're in a time warp of some sort. Okay,
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Speaker 2: lock the hatch. There's just gonna be an episode called
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Speaker 2: four eight sixteen. There were these numbers that were important. Okay,
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Speaker 2: what is we just boarded last week?
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Speaker 1: Right?
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Speaker 2: Yes, and now we're losing altitude already. That's bad.
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Speaker 1: Losing altitude is bad. So if we're going on this
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Speaker 1: trajectory from this point forward, it'll only be losing altitude
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Speaker 1: and and crash and yeah, uh, hospitals and I don't.
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Speaker 1: I don't know water landing like, I don't know what.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna do. I don't like it. I don't like this.
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Speaker 2: I don't like it. Jackie versus shawna yellow that's coming, Okay,
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Speaker 2: Alie and Joshua?
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Speaker 1: Okay, who did I tell that?
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Speaker 2: And Chris? Don't forget about Chris?
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Speaker 1: Who was I telling about? I think I was telling
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Speaker 1: my husband about Joshua? And I said, what do you
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Speaker 1: think of When I say that? He goes, oh, I'm
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Speaker 1: friends when Rachel had that boy friend. So they're in
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Speaker 1: the car and she doesn't know to drive, about driving
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Speaker 1: on the other side of the road, and she doesn't
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Speaker 1: know about meters and you know whatever. Also she's exhausted.
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Speaker 1: They missed the Melbourne Cup, but they could still go
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Speaker 1: to a bar, and Chris is like, well, alst a
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars, we may as well go drink. So I
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Speaker 1: guess they were. I don't know as Melbourne Cup. Horses?
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Speaker 2: Is it? Soccer? Is it? What is it? I should
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Speaker 2: look it up look at the thought. We had thought
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Speaker 2: it was horses, but now I'm not so sure anymore.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and do they it's the biggest.
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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's horses. Because he was giving her the
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Speaker 2: name of the horses to choose from. Oh oh oh,
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Speaker 2: it's horses.
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Speaker 1: So they were going to go actually to the horse race.
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Speaker 1: It seems like that is an all day thing. Yes,
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Speaker 1: unclear of the planning.
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Speaker 2: And then it was like maybe they were going to
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Speaker 2: a bar to watch it. Maybe it's like the World
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Speaker 2: Series and everyone's watching it at the bars.
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Speaker 1: Or it's like the Kentucky Derby and it's like, you know,
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Speaker 1: the greatest two in sports or whatever they call it.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 1: So at Lasta and Joshua make out in the car,
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Speaker 1: they get to the bar, they do it, cheers and
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Speaker 1: Joshua does it cheers to his best friend Chris, and
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Speaker 1: then oh yeah and.
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Speaker 2: To YouTube f what's that about?
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Speaker 1: Thank you for supporting me Chris through this journey of
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Speaker 1: dating this hot girl. It's been really hard on me.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, thank you for coming with me to the
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Speaker 2: airport after she drove flu for forty six hours to
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Speaker 2: get here. But thank you Chris for the ride to
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Speaker 2: the airport. All right, it makes no sense anyway.
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Speaker 1: Then she's like okay, and he goes, oh yeah, also,
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Speaker 1: cheers to Elise for being here. Great, So Chris, Chris
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Speaker 1: asked her. Chris asks her about the Miami party scene,
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Speaker 1: and she says she used to go out five nights
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Speaker 1: a week, but for the last few months she's really
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Speaker 1: calm down. But she's like, do you guys go out
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Speaker 1: a lot? And Joshua says part of his job is
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Speaker 1: to socialize, but he would love to find a reason
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Speaker 1: to not have to go out a lot. And he's
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Speaker 1: finally founded. I guess he means the lease. Well, she
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Speaker 1: doesn't live there.
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Speaker 2: So also he's still gonna be crashing boats, still gonna
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Speaker 2: be crashing those boats, inviting her to come crash boats
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Speaker 2: with him. True.
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Speaker 1: So in the talking hand, she says, you know, I'm
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Speaker 1: really ready for a guy who wants to have nights
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Speaker 1: in like Netflix and chill, Like I want him to
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Speaker 1: change for himself, you know, not for me. And it
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Speaker 1: is weird that he struggles financially but he parties a lot.
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Speaker 1: So is he just really irresponsible? Like the whole thing
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Speaker 1: is worrying. Yeah, we're gonna something's gonna go down here.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: So they go and they see the rental apartment and
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Speaker 1: she's like, I've been up for forty hours at this point,
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Speaker 1: Like I'm delirious, and she immediately complains about how small
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Speaker 1: the bathroom is. Why did they show us the bathroom
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Speaker 1: like from the floor, Like why was the camera?
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Speaker 2: Like that was so horrible angle? It was like one
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Speaker 2: of those weird shots of someone's toes that they just
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Speaker 2: do in the middle.
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Speaker 1: We're supposed to study it to be like.
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Speaker 2: What does that mean? Mean? What are they trying to
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Speaker 2: tell us about the toilet?
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Speaker 1: She sees the photo of Chris above the bed and
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Speaker 1: she's like, why don't you put a picture of me
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Speaker 1: up there? And then he's like, I don't have one.
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Speaker 1: She was like, just my entire Instagram.
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Speaker 2: But okay, she did not find that funny at all.
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Speaker 2: I forgot it was hilarious.
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Speaker 1: She was like, so we're gonna have sex? I have
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Speaker 1: to stare at him. He's like, oh, you think we're
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Speaker 1: going to have sex?
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So then she's like, so where am I going to
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Speaker 1: put my stuff? He goes, oh, we're going to figure
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Speaker 1: it out, and she goes, did you get a steamer?
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Speaker 1: He's like huh. She goes, do we need to get
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Speaker 1: a closet organizer? He's like, huh, where are the towels?
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Speaker 1: I need more pillows? I mean she's got things to say.
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Speaker 2: Was she suggesting that for the few weeks that she's
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Speaker 2: there they hire a closet organizer. I couldn't. She's suggesting
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Speaker 2: like a stand that.
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Speaker 1: I hope she was suggesting she would run to Target
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Speaker 1: and get something else to help with this organization system. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: some sort of shelving, because we've seen her place is
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Speaker 1: extremely neat.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so she says, I told Joshua, I want to
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Speaker 1: take things slow. I don't want to like lead with
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Speaker 1: sex or whatever. But so he's going to sleep on
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Speaker 1: the couch, but you know, I gotta give him a glimpse.
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Speaker 1: I was like, he saw you in your dress earlier.
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Speaker 1: I mean you are ncent naked at all times. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we all know what's happening.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Is she not showering?
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Speaker 1: She definitely didn't shower for this scene. She didn't even
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Speaker 1: hasn't even washed her face, no or her hair, because
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Speaker 1: at one point she goes, there's only one towel and
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Speaker 1: she's like, you know, I need to She fits on
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Speaker 1: a little red nighty outfit. They do a little makeout,
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Speaker 1: say good night. He goes out to the den and
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Speaker 1: now I was really studying because he appeared to either
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Speaker 1: have a tattoo or some scratches on his back, so
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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if it was a tattoo. That because
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Speaker 1: he was going in and out of like light and dark,
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Speaker 1: so I couldn't tell. So more on that later, we hope.
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Speaker 1: In her talking head, she says, no, I'm talking head.
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Speaker 1: He says, she might find out some things she won't
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Speaker 1: be happy with when she's here. But yeah, I am
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Speaker 1: a good person.
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Speaker 2: I just have flaws, A lot of flaws. Okay, Well,
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Speaker 2: that's perhaps too many for your age.
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Speaker 1: Perhaps it's one of the gets drunken, crashes a boat
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Speaker 1: that's your employers.
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Speaker 2: That's a red flag to me. It seems like he
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Speaker 2: is one of these people who has had the world
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Speaker 2: handed to him on a platter. He's a good looking
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Speaker 2: white man, yes, and he is just destroyed it all,
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Speaker 2: crashed it right into a rock.
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Speaker 1: Crash it right into a jetty. Okay, we're going to
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Speaker 1: go to Rick and Trisha. I this week, looking at
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Speaker 1: Rick and Trisha, I realize just how beady his eyes are.
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Speaker 2: They are disturbing, and he.
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Speaker 1: Actually is scary to me, more scary than week than
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Speaker 1: he's been in the past.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he has none of the warmth of his ganger,
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Speaker 2: Michael Strahan. Correct who I would trust. Perhaps I don't
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Speaker 2: know much about Michael Strahan. I know he's really good
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Speaker 2: dad to his daughters. One has cancer. He was on
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Speaker 2: the cover of People. I saw it. I might be
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Speaker 2: willing to be in the woods with Michael Strahan and
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Speaker 2: not a bear. Okay, I would not be in the
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Speaker 2: woods with Rick and I either.
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Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. I've never heard anybody say anything
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Speaker 1: problematic about Michael Strahan. Now everybody's gonna act me and
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Speaker 1: like to remember I know that.
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Speaker 2: That's why I'm really saying I don't know, but I don't.
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Speaker 1: I can't recall anything super negative about him.
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Speaker 2: So they are packing to go meet her family, and
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Speaker 2: he's doing this mind game like he's trying to get
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Speaker 2: her to break up with him, this like, are you
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Speaker 2: sure that I'm the guy you want to meet your family?
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Speaker 2: I don't, And she's like, yes, we're going, we're packing.
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Speaker 2: Well are you sure? What are you saying right now?
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Speaker 2: And he goes, you keep talking about your ex? This manipulative,
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Speaker 2: he's so so. She had mentioned when they were walking
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Speaker 2: around town, Oh I love this place. My ex took
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Speaker 2: me here. It's a great place, that's all she said.
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Speaker 1: It's restaurant or something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to get back with your ex. Well
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Speaker 2: a if she was, I mean she he goes, I
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Speaker 2: think she's trying to get back at me by like
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Speaker 2: making me jealous. Well, if she is doing that, good
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Speaker 2: for her. Yeah, you observe it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it can be worse than what you did.
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Speaker 2: To watch her bang her ex right in front of you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So he says, you're trying to make me jealous, and
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Speaker 2: this is a game for you.
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Speaker 1: What.
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Speaker 2: No, you're the one who was ghosted for five days
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Speaker 2: and you booked a flight to another country.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Donnie just wasn't responding quickly enough for him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah right, and then was and you still went on
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Speaker 2: the trip.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't he paid for it?
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Speaker 2: Gain really And he is raising his voice like he
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Speaker 2: had any right here to raise his voice, and she says,
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Speaker 2: I liked the place. I liked it. I enjoyed that
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Speaker 2: place whatever. This place was a restaurant, a shop, whatever,
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Speaker 2: I liked it. That's all I was saying. And he's like,
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Speaker 2: you're saying, you appreciate what your ex has done for
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Speaker 2: you more than what I've done. It all comes back
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Speaker 2: to money, this small man and this small little wallet
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Speaker 2: and pee penis perhaps and he is so like Napoleon
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Speaker 2: complex about this money issue. And yeah, so he goes,
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Speaker 2: so you want to be with him, just go be
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Speaker 2: with him, and she goes, I will never go back
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Speaker 2: to my ex. I would rather be single than go
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Speaker 2: back to my ex. And he says, I don't believe you.
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Speaker 2: And she says, because I'm not like you. That's what
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Speaker 2: you did. You went back to your ex in Colombia.
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Speaker 1: I'm not you now that.
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Speaker 2: He says, then leave it, leave him alone, don't talk
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Speaker 2: about your ex anymore. And she says, because you're hiding
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Speaker 2: your ex. You went on a whole other trip to Colombia.
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Speaker 2: You want me to hide my ex and not talk
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Speaker 2: about him. And he says, I want to be with you.
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Speaker 2: That's the goal. You're getting farther from the finish line.
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Speaker 1: Now, what do you say? He said, you're running right
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Speaker 1: hand like running away from the You're going backwards.
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Speaker 2: From the finish line. Yeah, okay, you did you didn't
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Speaker 2: play football? What did he do? He was a boxer
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Speaker 2: or something? Wrestler?
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Speaker 1: Wrestler like a fake ww f type of wrestler also
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Speaker 1: just says something as we're talking about this, I really
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Speaker 1: hope at the reunion that they bring his ex from
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Speaker 1: Columbia on.
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Speaker 2: I hope so to see what he told her exactly.
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Speaker 2: So she's fine, don't come meet my family. And then
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Speaker 2: that's when he backs down and he's like, I'll go
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Speaker 2: if I know that you're committed to this relationship, like
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Speaker 2: you have anything to stand on about commitment to this relationship.
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Speaker 2: That's rich, that's way richer than your poor ass. So
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Speaker 2: he tells us, I'm getting in my head and I
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Speaker 2: don't know if she'll ever trust me, and I don't
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Speaker 2: know if her family will approve of me. So he's
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Speaker 2: like doing this rejection of her before she rejects him
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Speaker 2: or the family rejects him. Yes, and it's messed up.
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Speaker 2: You're playing with this girl's and also she's half your
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Speaker 2: age and this is so fucked up.
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Speaker 1: She's more than half this age.
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Speaker 2: She it's oh my god, you cheated, and now you're
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Speaker 2: continuing to mess with her head by playing these stupid
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Speaker 2: mind games and starting fights about her.
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Speaker 1: I think he gets off on the fighting. I really do.
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Speaker 2: It's something like that, like or he wants like total
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Speaker 2: devotion from her, but he can go off and do
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Speaker 2: whatever he wants. How insecure are you?
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Speaker 1: I I'm very glad that in the preview for next week,
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Speaker 1: we're going to see that it's not going to.
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Speaker 2: Go well for him.
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Speaker 1: But he does stare at those men and her family
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Speaker 1: like he's going to get up in WWE body slam
16:27
Speaker 1: against the ropes.
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Speaker 2: They would destroy you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're a tribe built for fighting. Remember that's
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Speaker 1: what they're next.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck, good luck.
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Speaker 1: Laura and beer Can. So all right, so these two
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Speaker 1: are in the car. They're going to see something, and
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Speaker 1: she's looking at the mountains. So here's what I've discovered
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Speaker 1: about beer Can and I don't understand it. The way
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Speaker 1: he talks is okay. So she says, oh, look at that.
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Speaker 1: It's really pretty and he goes, I love the mountains.
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Speaker 2: Okay. She shows me too.
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Speaker 1: So she shows him a photo of Mount Saint Helens,
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Speaker 1: which is near where she lives, and he goes, all
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Speaker 1: I see is boobs. I'm going to call it Mount Boobs.
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Speaker 1: She thinks he's hilarious. She says, you know what's so
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Speaker 1: great about you? You figured out all the things that
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Speaker 1: I love and you fitted it all into one trip.
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Speaker 1: He goes, I have figured it out with my homework,
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Speaker 1: history and art, holiday vacation love. I am a walking
17:36
Speaker 1: surprise machine.
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Speaker 2: It's a little bit like Ben and Ronnie do Angie
17:42
Speaker 2: on Salt Lake City.
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Speaker 1: I have Greek. Yes, uh huh, yeah, it is. The
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Speaker 1: way he talks is very strange. It's sort of like
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Speaker 1: he's like, this is life of beer. Can you know?
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Speaker 1: It's just very it's very performative.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: So they're going to see some ancient ruins called a
17:59
Speaker 1: feast Us. It's from the tenth century BC. It's one
18:02
Speaker 1: of the seven historical places in the world. Does you
18:05
Speaker 1: mean seven Wonders of the World. I don't know. I
18:10
Speaker 1: don't know, so, but it's really cool and it's really
18:12
Speaker 1: they keep zooming out and it's like super huge. So
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Speaker 1: uh learning channel teach us more because I didn't learn enough.
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Speaker 1: They sit to chat and she says, I really want
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Speaker 1: this relationship to work, like you know, I do, but
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Speaker 1: I have concerns. And so the other night I called Michael.
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Speaker 1: Did you know that Michael has no E in it?
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Speaker 1: M I c h L Michael with no e A
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Speaker 1: oh what yeah, no E m I c h a L,
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Speaker 1: she says, And when he arrives, they did it that
18:48
Speaker 1: way too.
18:48
Speaker 2: Mitch Mitchell looks like Mitchell Mitchell.
18:52
Speaker 1: So she's also.
18:54
Speaker 2: She's been posting a lot of stuff on Instagram.
18:56
Speaker 1: I know she is playing that social media game like
19:00
Speaker 1: she wants the second season like thirst Bucket. We haven't
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Speaker 1: seen so like a like a big d. So she says,
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Speaker 1: the other night, I called Michael to get his opinion
19:11
Speaker 1: about my concerns. He says, you have concerns and she goes, well,
19:15
Speaker 1: of course, he says, well, I have concerns that you
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Speaker 1: are still communicating with fucking Michael.
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Speaker 2: OK.
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Speaker 1: And she says, well, he wants to come here, and
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Speaker 1: he goes, no, no, there is no point and she says, well,
19:30
Speaker 1: he bought a flight and he is coming. And this
19:34
Speaker 1: is a lot. It's it's kind of the thing you
19:37
Speaker 1: have to do sometimes with a spouse or like my dad,
19:41
Speaker 1: where you have to tell them something and then wait
19:43
Speaker 1: a little bit of time, and then to the next
19:45
Speaker 1: part and wait a little time, and then at some
19:47
Speaker 1: point they may think it's their idea. In this situation,
19:52
Speaker 1: she sprung it all on him at once, because Michael
19:55
Speaker 1: had already bought a ticket, was like in the air.
19:57
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I'm sorry, I'm looking sheep post? Is it?
20:01
Speaker 2: She posted it? Yeah, posts, but she spells it m
20:06
Speaker 2: I c h A L M I c h a L.
20:10
Speaker 1: That's what I said.
20:11
Speaker 2: No, e oh, I sorry, I thought you were saying
20:14
Speaker 2: there was no vowel there whatsoever A L M I
20:18
Speaker 2: c h A L. I heard like m I c
20:22
Speaker 2: h L And then I was like, that's bizarre. So
20:29
Speaker 2: beer Kan is like, you know, where is my Sheisha?
20:33
Speaker 1: I am so mad? So she says, listen, Michael is
20:37
Speaker 1: my best friend. He's very insightful, he's very thoughtful. He
20:40
Speaker 1: gives me such great advice. We have only ever just
20:43
Speaker 1: been friends. And you know, your friend's got a chance
20:46
Speaker 1: to scope me out and talk to me, So why
20:49
Speaker 1: shouldn't my friend have the.
20:50
Speaker 2: Same chance with you?
20:52
Speaker 1: Which is a good point actually, And he says, well,
20:55
Speaker 1: my friends don't want to fuck me. And he made
20:58
Speaker 1: a good point, also a good point, and he says,
21:01
Speaker 1: and he made that move, he tried it, and it's
21:04
Speaker 1: over because now he has no chance. So I guess
21:08
Speaker 1: she told him Michael really wants me or something, which
21:12
Speaker 1: was her mistake.
21:15
Speaker 2: She's also saying different things like on social media too,
21:18
Speaker 2: like who because the way she presented it, she gave
21:22
Speaker 2: him the opening, Michael, and he didn't make the move
21:27
Speaker 2: because he's too self conscious or he's not into her, right,
21:32
Speaker 2: that's why. But she wants to have beer Kan think
21:38
Speaker 2: that Michael wants her to because she is enjoying the
21:42
Speaker 2: werewolf and the vampire fighting over her.
21:46
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, that's the title of her book, where
21:50
Speaker 1: Well versus Vampire the Fight for My love so and
21:56
Speaker 1: he says he made the move and now he has
21:58
Speaker 1: no chance talking to it, she goes, I do worry
22:02
Speaker 1: that Michael coming will complicate the progress that beer Can
22:05
Speaker 1: and I've made, but I just need my best friend's opinion.
22:09
Speaker 1: So the talking to beer Can says, No, I do
22:12
Speaker 1: not trust Michael. He's going to use this as an
22:15
Speaker 1: opportunity to break us up. He's using a strategy and
22:19
Speaker 1: I have no choice because he's fucking coming. But I
22:22
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't fuck up my entire future and my relationship.
22:25
Speaker 2: It's cursing a lot. He's very angry, beer Can wow.
22:29
Speaker 1: So she tells him, I really want this to work
22:32
Speaker 1: between us, and I would never let a third party
22:34
Speaker 1: come between us. Maybe you should calm down and meet him,
22:41
Speaker 1: and then we will let Michael see that I'm not
22:44
Speaker 1: making the wrong choice. Like, if you're going to act
22:46
Speaker 1: like this lunatic and then he's going to see that
22:50
Speaker 1: I'm making the wrong choice, why don't you just tamp
22:54
Speaker 1: it down a little bit wise here Uh spoiler, it
22:57
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. So now they're going to a wine tasting
23:02
Speaker 1: because they're in this little town and Berkian is acting
23:05
Speaker 1: like such an ass and she goes, oh, you're just
23:07
Speaker 1: gonna slam that instead of tasting it. He goes, yes,
23:10
Speaker 1: I am here to drink all the drinks now here
23:13
Speaker 1: in all the land in Turkey, I'm going to drink
23:15
Speaker 1: all the drinks. I am miserable. And she says why
23:21
Speaker 1: by such a jerk, And she says why and he says, Oh,
23:25
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my best friend, Michael to arrive. He says,
23:30
Speaker 1: she said, okay, let's talk about it. What's going on?
23:32
Speaker 1: And he says, I do not feel that you're respecting
23:35
Speaker 1: the person in your life. You're not respecting me, And
23:38
Speaker 1: now I have doubts and when we get married, it'll
23:40
Speaker 1: just get worse. This could be my worst mistake. And
23:44
Speaker 1: she says, what is your worst mistake? He said this us.
23:48
Speaker 1: So now he's trying to reverse psychology on her.
23:51
Speaker 2: Like he hasn't been lying about being in debt and
23:54
Speaker 2: his being homeless. I mean, yeah, she's disrespectful.
24:00
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, this is awkward. So the next day,
24:05
Speaker 1: Michael calls and says, I'm here. You know, my my
24:08
Speaker 1: room's not ready till two o'clock. Maybe I can just
24:10
Speaker 1: come to where you are. So he comes. So he
24:13
Speaker 1: comes to the apartment. This is where I wrote This
24:16
Speaker 1: is when he walked in and he said, Michael has
24:18
Speaker 1: no E. I was like, okay, what. So she she
24:21
Speaker 1: goes in tells ber Can, okay, you know I told
24:24
Speaker 1: you Michael's coming. Well he's here, and he goes okay,
24:29
Speaker 1: and she goes and he's coming to this apartment and
24:31
Speaker 1: he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no no. Turkey
24:34
Speaker 1: is okay the country, but not this apartment. And she goes.
24:39
Speaker 1: In ten minutes, he's like what and he says, do
24:45
Speaker 1: you think this is normal? You think this is normal?
24:47
Speaker 1: And she goes, He's just coming because he's a concerned friend.
24:50
Speaker 1: And Berken says, your friend is trying to fuck up
24:53
Speaker 1: our connection and you're just like, yay, I don't get it.
24:57
Speaker 1: I don't get how you can act like this. And
24:58
Speaker 1: she's like, he's now going to be here in four
25:01
Speaker 1: minutes tracking him on my phone.
25:05
Speaker 2: You have four minutes left to tantrum, yeah, and then
25:09
Speaker 2: please act right. Yeah.
25:11
Speaker 1: So talking to beer Can says, if our relationship is
25:14
Speaker 1: going to end because of Michael, I will blame Laura,
25:18
Speaker 1: not Michael. So Michael walks in and they hug a
25:22
Speaker 1: little too long for my liking.
25:24
Speaker 2: Give us a long hug. Yeah, listen if you see.
25:27
Speaker 1: Your friend like, oh my gosh, hugo to see you. No,
25:29
Speaker 1: this was lingering, and he goes, wow, you guys are
25:34
Speaker 1: in a palace. This is so nice.
25:36
Speaker 2: Well, I hope my hotel room is just nice.
25:38
Speaker 1: Bier Can just sits there and sits there, and finally
25:40
Speaker 1: he gets up and says welcome and shakes his hand,
25:43
Speaker 1: and then he goes right back to the couch and
25:46
Speaker 1: he tells Michael, make yourself at home. Michael's like okay,
25:51
Speaker 1: So Laura says I'm going to make some tea, and
25:56
Speaker 1: Michael goes, okay, here, but do the boys make tea.
25:58
Speaker 1: Hears that would because we have and like Turkey and
26:01
Speaker 1: Morocco that the men seem to always be doing the tea.
26:04
Speaker 1: So I wonder if he like did little research, you know,
26:08
Speaker 1: And he says, do boys know men do if they're
26:13
Speaker 1: grown up? Oh my god, and he goes, okay. So
26:17
Speaker 1: he sits down and he goes, what are you watching?
26:20
Speaker 1: And he says, scarface?
26:25
Speaker 2: This was was set shade on purpose? Or was it?
26:32
Speaker 2: It has to be on purpose? There are so many
26:34
Speaker 2: movies out there.
26:36
Speaker 1: On pillow Talk, every single person almost jumped off their couch.
26:42
Speaker 2: On read it. They were like debating whether or not
26:44
Speaker 2: it was on purpose. It was on purpose, and I
26:47
Speaker 2: think it has to be on purpose.
26:49
Speaker 1: And the people on pillow Talk were also like laughing
26:51
Speaker 1: about it, like ooh, that's savage. I was like what Yeah,
26:55
Speaker 1: like Lauren and Alexey were laughing, And I didn't think
27:00
Speaker 1: it was funny. I thought it was assuming it was
27:02
Speaker 1: on purpose, which I think it was. I think it
27:04
Speaker 1: was like, that's so dickish, and yeah, yeah, why did
27:10
Speaker 1: he get call so immature?
27:11
Speaker 2: And why isn't Laura saying something like he's still my friend?
27:15
Speaker 2: You're being rude? Yeah, this is this is so this
27:19
Speaker 2: is such a turn off for me, But why is
27:23
Speaker 2: it not for her? Because she's Rudy Werewolf and she's
27:27
Speaker 2: into it.
27:29
Speaker 1: So they's zooming o Michael, and I goes, oh, so
27:33
Speaker 1: you like American classic movies.
27:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, he played it off like he did not get
27:38
Speaker 2: that it was an attack.
27:39
Speaker 1: He did, And he goes, no, I like movies about
27:42
Speaker 1: the mob. And he goes oh, and he goes and violence.
27:45
Speaker 1: I like movies about violence, and he goes okay, and
27:49
Speaker 1: beer Kin goes, do you like violence?
27:53
Speaker 2: And you're talking?
27:54
Speaker 1: Tottie literally goes, well, golly, I just I just met
27:59
Speaker 1: this fella and he's talking about violence.
28:01
Speaker 2: Goodness, golly.
28:03
Speaker 1: Chief willicurs, He says, from what I can tell, Laura
28:07
Speaker 1: and I are much more compatible than Lauren.
28:10
Speaker 2: Well, you had your chance, bro.
28:12
Speaker 1: You've had I think he's had his chance more than once.
28:14
Speaker 2: You've had multiple chances. Also, Michael, you're doing yourself no
28:21
Speaker 2: favors with your haircut.
28:23
Speaker 1: His hair is so bad it looks like.
28:27
Speaker 2: It's like a Friar tuck.
28:29
Speaker 1: Yes, like the way the Friars would shave it in
28:31
Speaker 1: the back. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, let it go.
28:36
Speaker 1: I'm texting my daughter. She was just trying to call
28:38
Speaker 1: me in case she needs me. Okay, all right, let's
28:43
Speaker 1: move on to Emma and Zi ed.
28:49
Speaker 2: This was short.
28:49
Speaker 1: Thank goodness. She's in her new read. We see her
28:54
Speaker 1: call and book it and she's like, Hi, I was
28:57
Speaker 1: wondering if you have a read. Now I just see
28:59
Speaker 1: one room for to I got dumped. Okay, great, I'll
29:02
Speaker 1: see you later. So she's a Marrakesh. Let's point out
29:06
Speaker 1: again this is a desert hotel with the full staff
29:11
Speaker 1: and a camera crew.
29:12
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
29:13
Speaker 1: Just pointing it out one more time. So she's at
29:17
Speaker 1: her new read. She calls her friend Maddie and goes,
29:20
Speaker 1: hey her on. Okay, now, when this was going on,
29:23
Speaker 1: my daughter Anna walks through the room and goes, oh
29:27
Speaker 1: my god, that is the worst wig I have ever seen.
29:31
Speaker 2: We need a new segment that's like Poppins by Anna.
29:35
Speaker 2: And she just pops in, says what we're all thinking,
29:39
Speaker 2: and then leaves.
29:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes to come. She loves to come in
29:43
Speaker 1: and go who's that gay man? Okay, well then miss
29:46
Speaker 1: beer Can and he's not gay. She's like well, she's like,
29:49
Speaker 1: well he's real sassy. So she's a Marrakesh. So she
29:55
Speaker 1: calls Maddie and she's like, you won't believe this, Like
29:58
Speaker 1: I'm not with Zeed anymore. Like he literally left me
30:02
Speaker 1: in the desert, all alone, in a country where I
30:05
Speaker 1: don't speak the language, all alone in the desert. I
30:08
Speaker 1: had to walk back forty days and forty nine by
30:12
Speaker 1: myself through the desert. Could you believe it? And she goes,
30:17
Speaker 1: what he did? She goes, yeah, and now he's like
30:20
Speaker 1: rage texting me and calling me a demon and a
30:24
Speaker 1: horrible monster.
30:25
Speaker 3: Like it's so annoying, so annoying when you're called a
30:29
Speaker 3: demon like her and Tiger Lily could be Like I
30:35
Speaker 3: was called a demon too, Baby, I was called a demon.
30:41
Speaker 2: No way, I just called a demon.
30:44
Speaker 1: She kind of is a demon. So Maddie goes, what
30:49
Speaker 1: he is a catch? No, so woo rewind. The friend goes,
30:54
Speaker 1: you're a catch and he's acting like you're a grimlin
30:57
Speaker 1: that's crazy grillin. Yeah, she says what he thinks. He's
31:02
Speaker 1: like the Rye Gossling of Morocco. And I was like, yeah,
31:07
Speaker 1: have you seen him? And she says, can we just
31:11
Speaker 1: be dumb?
31:11
Speaker 2: He's like the Paul Giamadi of Morocco. No shame, apologies
31:16
Speaker 2: to Paul Giamadi. That's just the first person I thought of.
31:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the friend goes, can we just be done
31:22
Speaker 1: with Morocco?
31:22
Speaker 2: Girl?
31:23
Speaker 1: Like please? And she goes, okay, well, guess why. I
31:26
Speaker 1: guess who I've been texting? And her friend's like, head
31:28
Speaker 1: in hands, who what?
31:31
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Why is this girl friends with Emma?
31:34
Speaker 1: I don't know.
31:35
Speaker 2: She seems way too nice and normal. She has real hair,
31:38
Speaker 2: a real personality, no makeup, common sense, normal voice.
31:44
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't know. I was like, who's this girl?
31:47
Speaker 1: And my note here as wow, Maddie seems like a
31:49
Speaker 1: really good friend.
31:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's too good because Emma doesn't listen to a word.
31:54
Speaker 2: She says good one.
31:56
Speaker 1: So then she says I've been texting Mohammed. Maddie goes
32:02
Speaker 1: what that guy? He was just as bad? What? And
32:06
Speaker 1: she goes Emma and she literally their friend tears up
32:10
Speaker 1: and goes, Emma, you are so wonderful and sweet and
32:13
Speaker 1: you deserve love. You just need to come home. What
32:17
Speaker 1: are you going to gain by seeing Mohammed? And she's like,
32:21
Speaker 1: I do now like closure, now gotta go by so
32:26
Speaker 1: and I'm talking head we see her Emma in an
32:29
Speaker 1: interview and she's like, hold on thuns are Hi, Hi, Hello.
32:35
Speaker 1: Now it's so funny on pillow Talk because Emily and Kobe.
32:38
Speaker 1: Emily was like put it on his finger. Girl Like,
32:41
Speaker 1: she goes, we're all, we're invested. We don't even get
32:43
Speaker 1: to hear it. And the producer goes, oh, you just
32:47
Speaker 1: talked to Mohammed. What did he sound like?
32:48
Speaker 2: She goes, cute, Oh my god, he sounded cute. Yeah,
32:53
Speaker 2: this this Ta Jean is cute.
32:56
Speaker 1: It's cute. I had the tea cute. Yeah, myriad, it's cute.
33:02
Speaker 1: And he asked me if I had a boyfriend and
33:05
Speaker 1: I said no because I don't, and he said he
33:07
Speaker 1: wants to see me. And you know, talking to Mohammed
33:11
Speaker 1: was a lot of old feelings coming back because we
33:14
Speaker 1: were madly in love for a lot of years years
33:18
Speaker 1: until he cheated on me and then I had to
33:21
Speaker 1: find it out by going through his phone. But anyway,
33:23
Speaker 1: if I don't see him, I'll always regret it.
33:27
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
33:28
Speaker 1: And also I'm trying to film for this show and
33:30
Speaker 1: they told me.
33:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, over right, I want to be on until the
33:34
Speaker 2: last episode, so I need a second guy.
33:38
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to La because I
33:39
Speaker 1: don't have a job. Just stay here.
33:42
Speaker 2: Also, her baby voice does come and go, like certain
33:45
Speaker 2: times it's way less pronounced. Yeah, I hate that.
33:50
Speaker 1: That's how it is with the baby voice. Okay, speaking
33:54
Speaker 1: of no job jove On and Annalyn, Yeah, he worked
33:59
Speaker 1: six hours a week, Mary Vain right, okay, right. So
34:05
Speaker 1: in the More to.
34:06
Speaker 2: Love from several weeks ago, her cat got very sick.
34:09
Speaker 1: I think I told you that I didn't know what
34:12
Speaker 1: was happening with the cat with the goone.
34:14
Speaker 2: Right, because they left in this part, but they didn't
34:16
Speaker 2: show them More to Love. So the cat got very sick.
34:20
Speaker 2: They had to go like like at nighttime to like
34:24
Speaker 2: get the vet. The it was dehydrated. I don't know
34:27
Speaker 2: her her stuff. Something was clogged. It was bad, like
34:31
Speaker 2: you know her, like her urinary trail. I don't know.
34:33
Speaker 2: It was something bad. And so the cat was very sick,
34:37
Speaker 2: almost died. But it's fine, and Javon's being very nice
34:40
Speaker 2: with the cat. He's giving the cat like a little
34:43
Speaker 2: bath as much as you can pay the cat, like yeah,
34:46
Speaker 2: just with the paper towel. But then so everything's going good.
34:50
Speaker 2: But then her toilet is clogged because Javonne flushed toilet
34:54
Speaker 2: paper down it as you would and the paper there
34:58
Speaker 2: does not dissolve in water. And she says, that's why
35:01
Speaker 2: I put the trash can there. And I don't want
35:04
Speaker 2: to look at your big American poop. I can't it's
35:09
Speaker 2: too much free And he says, I don't like the
35:13
Speaker 2: idea of putting poopy paper in the trash can, and
35:16
Speaker 2: she goes, that's why you use the bidet first.
35:19
Speaker 1: See, this is like going on if somebody has like
35:22
Speaker 1: a small boat and then they have a bathroom or
35:25
Speaker 1: like being on No, you guess shout have to do
35:28
Speaker 1: it on like a bus, but on like a small boat.
35:30
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to flush the toilet paper. You have
35:32
Speaker 1: to like white and then put it in the trash. Yeah,
35:36
Speaker 1: it's too much, so listen, that's what you have to do.
35:39
Speaker 2: You have to do. You gotta that's what the trash
35:41
Speaker 2: can is there. Yeah, So her mom is coming over
35:44
Speaker 2: to make breakfast, which is not like our breakfast. It's
35:48
Speaker 2: tilapia chicken and boiled eggs, rice and like chow maine,
35:54
Speaker 2: but not chow maine, but like that's what it was,
35:57
Speaker 2: noodles and rice. It was a full fee. It looked delicious,
36:01
Speaker 2: but not for breakfast. But that's what they eat.
36:04
Speaker 1: That's what they eat.
36:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know how they stay so thin. They
36:08
Speaker 2: don't eat very much of it.
36:09
Speaker 1: I think, so maybe this is like one big meal
36:12
Speaker 1: like mid day. Didn't seem super early in the morning.
36:15
Speaker 2: Yeah. So mom asked how he slept and he says
36:18
Speaker 2: it was okay, but there was karaoke next door and
36:21
Speaker 2: roosters and it's very loud here, so you can sleep. Great.
36:26
Speaker 2: He's planning to stay two more weeks. The mom wishes
36:29
Speaker 2: he was staying longer, like a year. She loves Jravon,
36:32
Speaker 2: but also she was losing hope that it would he
36:35
Speaker 2: would ever come, and she hates watching her daughter be
36:38
Speaker 2: so sad when he's not there. I think her daughter's
36:41
Speaker 2: been pretty sad since he's been there.
36:43
Speaker 1: But great, good point, good point. Yeah.
36:46
Speaker 2: So he promises to come back really soon, and she
36:48
Speaker 2: doesn't really believe him, and Annalyn says, I get why
36:51
Speaker 2: my mom is skeptical. He has not even applied for
36:54
Speaker 2: the spousal Lisa, what.
36:59
Speaker 1: Why did he do that the first week?
37:02
Speaker 2: That's why you got married three years ago, so you
37:05
Speaker 2: could speed up this process.
37:07
Speaker 1: Oh, spousal visa for her to come there. IOUs think
37:11
Speaker 1: it's spousal visa because now they're in the Phillipines. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
37:15
Speaker 1: well okay, what is he doing?
37:20
Speaker 2: Does it costs money? And he doesn't have money and
37:22
Speaker 2: he lives with three roommates and.
37:23
Speaker 1: He doesn't really want to be with her. He just
37:26
Speaker 1: wants to say he has a wife in the Philippines
37:28
Speaker 1: that he acts like he can control, but what he
37:30
Speaker 1: realizes he can't control, or he's not so happy about that.
37:33
Speaker 2: Yep. So then she's walking around pouting doing laundry and
37:37
Speaker 2: she's like, you never help and you leave your gross
37:40
Speaker 2: clothes all over the floor, and she says she feels
37:44
Speaker 2: like he's a toddler she has to pick up after.
37:46
Speaker 2: And then he asked the cat, is your mom always
37:49
Speaker 2: this bossie? And she's like, I heard that? And she said,
37:53
Speaker 2: what's wrong with telling your husband to clean up after himself?
37:56
Speaker 2: And he says, it's your tone. Instead of yelling at me,
37:59
Speaker 2: you could say, Javaon, could you please pick these things up?
38:02
Speaker 2: She says, it doesn't matter. You won't listen to me anyway.
38:06
Speaker 1: How about just don't leave your clothes on the floor, Like,
38:09
Speaker 1: how about be it a grown up throwing in a
38:12
Speaker 1: hamper or in a central location, they'll just leave them
38:15
Speaker 1: all over.
38:16
Speaker 2: So he tries to be romantic and asks if she
38:18
Speaker 2: wants to get pedicures. He says, it's hard to be
38:22
Speaker 2: romantic when you're being nagged at all the time. But
38:26
Speaker 2: I'm trying. But of course, he complains. When they get there,
38:30
Speaker 2: the place looks like Barbie threw up in there. But
38:32
Speaker 2: she's kind of making fun of his feet, so they're
38:34
Speaker 2: kind of making fun of each other, and then he
38:37
Speaker 2: actually starts to enjoy himself and the lady that's shaving
38:40
Speaker 2: his feet down is pretending that she's sweating and tired.
38:45
Speaker 2: He's funny. She's like, whoa, this is all my arms
38:49
Speaker 2: are getting tired. That's funny. It was cute, So then
38:54
Speaker 2: he says he has to ruin it. I hope you're
38:57
Speaker 2: having fun, but you do need to be nice certain me,
39:01
Speaker 2: like about me being messy, and she says, no, I
39:04
Speaker 2: don't think so, and he says, you used to be
39:07
Speaker 2: a lot softer and more patient with me. I think
39:10
Speaker 2: you got too comfortable, like I'm always gonna be there.
39:14
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna go anywhere. Don't ever get too comfortable,
39:19
Speaker 2: And they keep doing a close up of the ladies
39:21
Speaker 2: doing the feet and they're like, oh my god, I
39:27
Speaker 2: don't know what I would do if my husband said
39:30
Speaker 2: to me, don't get too comfortable.
39:32
Speaker 1: She was like, you're getting a little too comfortable around here.
39:34
Speaker 1: I mean, like, isn't that the reason we got married?
39:36
Speaker 1: Like you're supposed to be about to good and bad
39:40
Speaker 1: and you trust the person and oh god, okay, God continue.
39:46
Speaker 2: So she says, are you getting this stuff from these
39:49
Speaker 2: masculinity podcasts? And again they do a close up of
39:52
Speaker 2: one of the ladies who's like raising her eyebrows, like
39:56
Speaker 2: she even knows about the masculinity podcasts. So he's like, no,
40:02
Speaker 2: these are all my ideas. No, because you even told us,
40:07
Speaker 2: like two weeks ago you heard this comfortability theory from
40:11
Speaker 2: one of the hosts.
40:12
Speaker 1: Yes.
40:13
Speaker 2: So he says, I've always been like this and she's like, no,
40:16
Speaker 2: you've been changing since you started watching these videos. And
40:20
Speaker 2: she says, you weren't this prideful and you've always you
40:24
Speaker 2: feel like you need to feel powerful as a husband,
40:27
Speaker 2: and he says, I don't feel powerful. I have no power.
40:30
Speaker 2: You don't listen to a word I say. And then
40:32
Speaker 2: he says, you want traditional gender roles when it applies
40:35
Speaker 2: to you, which I do agree. Again, I wish you
40:40
Speaker 2: did it a little bit. Job. Yeah, why did she
40:42
Speaker 2: quit her job? Because it's giving her not as big
40:45
Speaker 2: of a leg to stand on.
40:46
Speaker 1: He probably said, I'll never hold it against you, and
40:50
Speaker 1: now he does, you know.
40:52
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he's like, I provide financially, but I don't
40:55
Speaker 2: get any say and I don't get any respect from you.
40:59
Speaker 2: And she said says, why did you bring me here?
41:01
Speaker 2: Do I look like I'm having a good time getting
41:03
Speaker 2: my nails done? And he's like, you asked me questions,
41:07
Speaker 2: You set me up false, You started the conversation. You
41:11
Speaker 2: started it by saying that she needs to be nicer.
41:14
Speaker 2: And he says, you ever hear the term? You don't
41:17
Speaker 2: want to hear the answers, so cease from asking dumb
41:20
Speaker 2: ass questions. It's not a phrase, that's not a term. Also,
41:26
Speaker 2: we're afraid, and she says, you ever hear you don't
41:30
Speaker 2: want a bitchy wife, don't be a fucking asshole.
41:33
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's a good one. I've heard
41:36
Speaker 1: that one yep, happy wife, happy life. I've heard that.
41:39
Speaker 2: Yep mm hm. And he's like, fine, I don't need this.
41:43
Speaker 2: I can just sit here and get my feet done.
41:45
Speaker 2: And she goes fine, and she throws the towel at
41:48
Speaker 2: him and she says, don't come home. I never want
41:51
Speaker 2: to see you again, jerk, and she storms out.
41:54
Speaker 1: I did notice she put her shoes on that were
41:56
Speaker 1: like shoes, not like flip flops. And I was like, ooh, did.
42:00
Speaker 2: You Maybe she's not polish done yet. Maybe they were
42:03
Speaker 2: still doing that they got into a fight. Right when
42:05
Speaker 2: they got there, they were still shaving down the feet,
42:07
Speaker 2: so maybe maybe she didn't get polish on it yet.
42:12
Speaker 1: What do we think is gonna happen? Because because we
42:14
Speaker 1: do see in previews that she's taken to pregnancy to us, so.
42:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean and to me it looks like she
42:21
Speaker 2: is pregnant in their talking heads, so you said that, yeah,
42:24
Speaker 2: this is not this is she's pregnant.
42:29
Speaker 1: You better get that spouse ol Lisa at okay, dokie,
42:35
Speaker 1: let's move on to uh Lisa and Daniel.
42:40
Speaker 2: Oh god, wow wow wow wow.
42:44
Speaker 1: Okay. So Lisa wakes up looking real rough.
42:48
Speaker 2: She looks rougher this morning than the morning she pooped
42:51
Speaker 2: on herself.
42:53
Speaker 1: She does, she does. She says she's very hungover. As
42:58
Speaker 1: you can imagine. She she always has a look on
43:01
Speaker 1: her face like it's hard to explain. It's the lights
43:07
Speaker 1: are on nobody's home. Yes, you know that's what it is.
43:12
Speaker 1: She says she's hungover. She didn't sleep well because she's
43:15
Speaker 1: so worried. I was like, also, you were hammered, and
43:18
Speaker 1: so you're not going to sleep well after ingesting that
43:20
Speaker 1: much alcohol. She goes, I just feel hopeless now. I
43:25
Speaker 1: wondered if she slept in that wigs as Daniel wasn't there,
43:27
Speaker 1: or she gave her her head a moment to breathe.
43:30
Speaker 2: I don't know. She might have been two drunks and
43:32
Speaker 2: way because they are looking rough too. The wigs are
43:34
Speaker 2: not looking like they were when she first arrived.
43:37
Speaker 1: No, and I don't know.
43:38
Speaker 2: She has a way to usual up while she's there. Right.
43:42
Speaker 1: We see a texting changed with her and Daniel, where
43:46
Speaker 1: she says she did not tell him about all the
43:49
Speaker 1: marriages and the fact that she was still married out
43:51
Speaker 1: of fear. And she was like, and he hasn't even
43:54
Speaker 1: brought me to tell me. He loved me this morning.
43:57
Speaker 1: And what he doesn't know is I've made plans for
44:00
Speaker 1: us to go on a special romantic getaway. Bad timing,
44:05
Speaker 1: but I'm hoping that once he sees me and I
44:08
Speaker 1: tell him about it, it's already paid for, that'll just
44:12
Speaker 1: guilt him right into coming with me.
44:15
Speaker 2: So this is more money from the friend.
44:18
Speaker 1: From the friend because she has no money.
44:20
Speaker 2: Or money that was supposed to pay the electricity for
44:23
Speaker 2: you and.
44:23
Speaker 1: Your daughter something. Yeah, she says, I'm on a mission
44:27
Speaker 1: for my happily ever after. And the fact that he
44:30
Speaker 1: has reacted this way just shows me he's desperately in
44:34
Speaker 1: love with me. What what That's what you got from that? Okay, Okay,
44:42
Speaker 1: well do Lulu delusion.
44:44
Speaker 2: My name is Lisa.
44:47
Speaker 1: So over in the other room, Daniel says, Oh, last night,
44:50
Speaker 1: you know, I couldn't sleep. Lisa was so drunk and
44:53
Speaker 1: she left the room. And we will talk this morning,
44:56
Speaker 1: but I will be telling her what she's done wrong.
44:59
Speaker 2: Okay.
45:01
Speaker 1: So they meet and he's smirking, and I said, she's
45:04
Speaker 1: just so dead eyed. She's just still like, you know,
45:07
Speaker 1: she's just I can't explain it. Also, she looks like
45:11
Speaker 1: she smells she just does a lot of like bottom eyeliner,
45:16
Speaker 1: and then it's like.
45:17
Speaker 2: It's like I wouldn't want to sleep in the same
45:20
Speaker 2: bed as her. I feel like there would be lots
45:23
Speaker 2: of fishy farts.
45:25
Speaker 1: Oh cavererly. Oh. I don't even know what that means.
45:31
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just she has a lot of
45:33
Speaker 2: bodily function issues. She's always talking about her under boob sweat.
45:37
Speaker 2: I feel like there's just a lot of odors. Yeah, wow, okay.
45:42
Speaker 1: And the scalp definitely.
45:44
Speaker 2: Smells help she said it smells okay.
45:49
Speaker 1: So she's like, I just wanted to tell you I'm
45:51
Speaker 1: super sorry. And he says, well, you know, I did
45:54
Speaker 1: not fall asleep until five am because I just cried
45:57
Speaker 1: all night, sir, And she says, I am asking for
46:04
Speaker 1: your forgiveness. And he says, okay, here's the thing. Maybe
46:08
Speaker 1: I can forgive you, but we're gonna have to talk
46:11
Speaker 1: to my uncle. You're gonna have to talk to him
46:13
Speaker 1: because I've been sleeping with another man's wife, and she goes,
46:16
Speaker 1: I want to work it out with you. Why does
46:18
Speaker 1: they have to involve everybody? Why do we have to
46:20
Speaker 1: talk to your uncle? Why does everybody else have to
46:23
Speaker 1: know and he goes, if I don't talk to my uncle,
46:25
Speaker 1: the ancestors could come after me.
46:27
Speaker 2: So she says, it's his culture. And because you lied
46:30
Speaker 2: in front of the uncle, and you lied in front
46:32
Speaker 2: of the king, so King the king with the air
46:37
Speaker 2: quotes yes, so now it has to be remedied.
46:41
Speaker 1: And they're talking to he. She goes, I don't know, Well,
46:43
Speaker 1: we have to tell the uncle. It's like he wants
46:45
Speaker 1: to put a scarlet letter on me.
46:47
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
46:49
Speaker 1: So she tells them, well, guess what. I have a
46:52
Speaker 1: trip plan for today. And he says is this a trap?
46:56
Speaker 1: And she goes, I'll lose the money if I don't go.
47:00
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of money left, Daniel, this
47:02
Speaker 1: is my last seven dollars.
47:04
Speaker 2: You have no money left. You have negative money left.
47:08
Speaker 2: So I'm talking.
47:09
Speaker 1: Daddy tells us listen, I'm trying to forgive her because
47:11
Speaker 1: she has not been with that X for nine years.
47:14
Speaker 1: She did come all the way to Nigeria, she did
47:16
Speaker 1: spend all the money, so I'm trying to find a
47:18
Speaker 1: way to forgive her. And they're talking to her. She goes, look,
47:22
Speaker 1: here's the reason I don't want to tell the uncle
47:24
Speaker 1: because I've got more to say, So you're going to
47:27
Speaker 1: talk to the uncle. We may as well put it
47:28
Speaker 1: all on the table instead of one at a time.
47:30
Speaker 2: Okay. So they're getting ready.
47:34
Speaker 1: For the trip and she's like, are you sure you
47:36
Speaker 1: want to go on this trip with me? Daniel? Same
47:39
Speaker 1: a thing as Rick was doing.
47:41
Speaker 2: Rick.
47:43
Speaker 1: So they go in the car. It's several hours away,
47:45
Speaker 1: it's going to be dark when they get there, and
47:48
Speaker 1: he's like, what is this place? And she goes, it's
47:50
Speaker 1: a place on a lake with activities. I'm hoping it's
47:53
Speaker 1: going to be fun and romantic and we can reconnect.
47:56
Speaker 1: I was like, you've only had one bad day. Reconnect
47:59
Speaker 1: like we've been a part for months exactly.
48:01
Speaker 2: And they keep too, Yeah, they keep talking about it
48:03
Speaker 2: like I want to be like we used to like
48:07
Speaker 2: the day before, yes, hours before. Yeah.
48:10
Speaker 1: Yeah. So they get there, it's like, wow, this is
48:13
Speaker 1: a nice little space. And then all of a sudden,
48:17
Speaker 1: on this trip she has become a little old lady
48:20
Speaker 1: from like Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Her accent goes so southern and
48:24
Speaker 1: so weird. She goes, look at this nice little space.
48:30
Speaker 1: Look right here. It is nice.
48:31
Speaker 2: Isn't it a nice space? I was like, what that
48:36
Speaker 2: Cajun just slipped right out.
48:38
Speaker 1: Of her never lived in Louisiana. Okay, so do we
48:42
Speaker 1: have a spider situation. Okay, there's a spider on the
48:44
Speaker 1: ceiling and she goes, oh my god, what's that spider.
48:47
Speaker 1: It's so big. It's an African spider. It's gonna come
48:49
Speaker 1: after me. You don't know what this spider could do.
48:51
Speaker 1: He's like, it's a regular spider, you know. She's like,
48:54
Speaker 1: get it, Daniel, So he gets it. They have a
48:57
Speaker 1: big fight about this spider because he's trying to kick
49:00
Speaker 1: it out the door and he's kicking it towards her
49:01
Speaker 1: and he's like, ah ooh. She is screaming, and then
49:04
Speaker 1: they have a fight in the talking head about the spider.
49:07
Speaker 1: She's like, it was a massive spider that was trying
49:11
Speaker 1: to kill me.
49:12
Speaker 2: It was as big as a tarantola. No, it wasn't.
49:16
Speaker 2: I hate spiders, and I do not have liked it either.
49:19
Speaker 2: I would have been terrified, but I still my still
49:22
Speaker 2: depth perception works, and I can see that it is
49:25
Speaker 2: not as large as a trench.
49:28
Speaker 1: No, And she's like, step by a dat, she's acting nuts.
49:32
Speaker 1: So they're looking around. He goes okay, so what are
49:35
Speaker 1: we here for? And she goes, it's a roman to
49:38
Speaker 1: get away and he goes, okay, well, I hope you
49:41
Speaker 1: didn't waste your money because there'll be no sex and
49:44
Speaker 1: no kissing until I talk to my uncle. She was, Daniel,
49:48
Speaker 1: we just have to wait for a couple of days,
49:50
Speaker 1: and he says why. She goes, I have to get
49:52
Speaker 1: my head together. Just give me a couple of days,
49:56
Speaker 1: so she says. The next day, they're laying in the
49:59
Speaker 1: bed and she is guilty of who's so hard because
50:02
Speaker 1: it was so terrible. I was crying all night long.
50:06
Speaker 2: Woe is me?
50:07
Speaker 1: I feel so bad. I wrote it automatically. I feel
50:12
Speaker 1: so bad about what is transpired.
50:17
Speaker 2: But I felt better because you cuddled me.
50:21
Speaker 1: So At the talking head, she says, I'm scared I'm
50:25
Speaker 1: gonna lose Daniel forever. But he cuddled me all night
50:28
Speaker 1: because he's desperately in love with me.
50:31
Speaker 2: That gives me hope. Thanks so, and he's like, I
50:35
Speaker 2: just needed to fall asleep, and you wouldn't stop crying
50:38
Speaker 2: unless I.
50:39
Speaker 1: Get over here, Like, give us somebody.
50:42
Speaker 2: The fish firts just so I could get some sleep.
50:45
Speaker 1: Can'tberly, that's enough too, much so accurate though, right, I
50:52
Speaker 1: don't know what even that means, and I don't like
50:54
Speaker 1: to talk about these body functions. It's disgusting. So they
50:58
Speaker 1: walk around the resort. It's empty. She goes, it's a
51:03
Speaker 1: bit desolate and run down. So they see these bikes
51:06
Speaker 1: that look like they're on their last leg, but they're
51:08
Speaker 1: gonna do this bike ride thing, and she's.
51:10
Speaker 2: Like, can you ride a bike?
51:13
Speaker 1: So I could not get over this accent that she's
51:16
Speaker 1: putting on. So she goes, are we having fun? I
51:21
Speaker 1: hate when people do that on these shows? Are you
51:23
Speaker 1: having fun?
51:24
Speaker 2: Like?
51:24
Speaker 1: If you have to ask do I look good?
51:27
Speaker 2: It's like, Emma, do I look beautiful? Are you having
51:30
Speaker 2: fun with me? Are you in love with me? Do
51:33
Speaker 2: I look beautiful? Baby?
51:36
Speaker 1: So she goes, I think we're having fun. I think
51:39
Speaker 1: we're reconnecting. But all I can think about is what
51:44
Speaker 1: I have to tell Daniel, and it has to be
51:47
Speaker 1: tonight before he talks to his uncle, so then I
51:50
Speaker 1: don't have to talk to the uncle for a second time.
51:54
Speaker 1: So they go to a dinner, but they're beforehand or
51:57
Speaker 1: after or something. There's a fire with some dancers, like,
52:01
Speaker 1: let's stop and look at these dancers, because Sureley, you
52:03
Speaker 1: won't yell at me in public in front of this
52:06
Speaker 1: lovely dance show that we're watching.
52:09
Speaker 2: So this is the same answers from the airport when
52:12
Speaker 2: he told her that would be hilarious if they.
52:15
Speaker 1: Worked for TLC, they'll be like, well, this didn't last long.
52:19
Speaker 1: So they sit down next to the fire and she goes,
52:23
Speaker 1: do you think we're reconnecting again? And he goes, yes,
52:28
Speaker 1: I do. We're having a nice time, but you know,
52:30
Speaker 1: we do have to call my uncle and we have
52:32
Speaker 1: to beg on your behalf. I have to explain to
52:35
Speaker 1: him that I love you and I want to I
52:38
Speaker 1: want to uh, I want to love you forever. And
52:41
Speaker 1: she goes, that's so great, Daniel, and he goes, but
52:43
Speaker 1: you have to stop telling the lies and keeping the secrets.
52:47
Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, so I have more to tell you.
52:55
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, what is it?
52:56
Speaker 1: And they're like holding hands. She's almost gotten back, and
53:00
Speaker 1: she goes, so in Nigeria, men cannot marry men and
53:06
Speaker 1: women cannot weary women, right, And he says right, that's
53:13
Speaker 1: that's forbidden. And she goes, well it is okay in
53:16
Speaker 1: America and he goes, yeah, I've heard that, and she goes, so,
53:22
Speaker 1: I am divorcing right now a woman, and I have
53:26
Speaker 1: been with more than one a woman, and you're the
53:30
Speaker 1: first man i've been with in twenty one years. He
53:35
Speaker 1: is like, and the music is like dun, dun, dun,
53:39
Speaker 1: and he gets up. He's sweating because I've been by
53:41
Speaker 1: the fire. He's like, what what he's like looking away
53:45
Speaker 1: and looking at her. And before earlier when they were
53:47
Speaker 1: kind of smirking, I was like, oh, they're acting. No,
53:49
Speaker 1: he is genuinely stunned. Stunned.
53:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see his life leave his body.
53:56
Speaker 1: Yes, He's like, let's my ticket to America. So she's
54:00
Speaker 1: trying to talk to him. She was like, but anyway,
54:02
Speaker 1: and he says, don't come close to me. You've demon
54:06
Speaker 1: grimlin like he is screams that are don't come close
54:09
Speaker 1: to me.
54:10
Speaker 2: She's like, I mean, can you blame him? She's making
54:12
Speaker 2: me homemophobic, And I love the case. I don't blame
54:19
Speaker 2: him at all. She's horrible.
54:22
Speaker 1: It is so bad what she's done here, because now
54:26
Speaker 1: he was already like devastated that he's got to talk
54:28
Speaker 1: to the uncle and do the whole king and the
54:31
Speaker 1: ancestors and everything again, but now this no, there's no
54:34
Speaker 1: coming back from there.
54:35
Speaker 2: She lied right to the king's face and the uncle's
54:38
Speaker 2: face multiple times. She sure did, She sure did.
54:41
Speaker 1: So next week on Elise that goes to meet joshuas friends,
54:47
Speaker 1: and the two women are there that are blonde and
54:50
Speaker 1: they appear to be in my mind closer to his age. Yeah,
54:54
Speaker 1: and they look like classy women. And he says having
55:00
Speaker 1: female friends can't be hard to juggle. But I want
55:03
Speaker 1: to show Elise that there's nothing to worry about here.
55:06
Speaker 1: So Ali says to the one girl, Huh, today I
55:09
Speaker 1: found out he actually lives with you, So I guess
55:12
Speaker 1: we get to see him telling her that, And then
55:15
Speaker 1: she says to the two women, she says, I think
55:19
Speaker 1: she whoever is the ka or what's her name, jay K,
55:23
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I think she has some sort of
55:25
Speaker 1: financial hold on you that makes you feel some sort
55:28
Speaker 1: of way, and the friend goes financial holds, Well, those
55:32
Speaker 1: are some big words, and the other one says, are
55:34
Speaker 1: you jealous of our relationship?
55:39
Speaker 2: And this is probably that scene from the preview where
55:43
Speaker 2: she flips out and yells at the whole restaurant.
55:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it normal to live with your ex girlfriend,
55:49
Speaker 1: Are you not entertained? Okay Forrest and Sheena. So he
55:55
Speaker 1: says he only has two weeks left. He wants to
55:58
Speaker 1: waste no time getting her to the US. So they
56:01
Speaker 1: meet with a lawyer who says, if you filed for
56:04
Speaker 1: the K one today, it would be denied and have
56:07
Speaker 1: to assume it is because he has no job.
56:09
Speaker 2: That has to be it. No job, no money.
56:13
Speaker 1: He's got to prove he's got some kind of income.
56:17
Speaker 2: And Molly's not gonna sign co sign.
56:19
Speaker 1: But hail no, he could get DEPV to do it
56:22
Speaker 1: on the sly Oh but yes Molly.
56:25
Speaker 2: But my dev is way too scared of Molly and
56:27
Speaker 2: he's getting that good.
56:35
Speaker 1: Jo Von says, I feel hopeless. I putting in a
56:38
Speaker 1: massive effort here and I don't know how to move
56:42
Speaker 1: forward and effort. I mean we've seen you took her
56:47
Speaker 1: to get a pedicure. I mean, okay, Ada Lynde has
56:51
Speaker 1: thrown herself dramatically across her bed and is crying and
56:56
Speaker 1: the mom tells her, don't let your relationship fall apart.
56:59
Speaker 1: Mom is invested.
57:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, like him, because he's tall, he's American. He's puts
57:06
Speaker 2: on a good front of smiling when the mom is there.
57:09
Speaker 1: He's so asked as he's to the mom.
57:12
Speaker 2: Doesn't know the things he's actually saying.
57:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Rick and Trisha they're going to meet her family,
57:19
Speaker 1: and she says, I am worried that my family won't
57:21
Speaker 1: accept him. And when they don't accept something, they can
57:25
Speaker 1: be very aggressive.
57:29
Speaker 2: His ass, his ass.
57:32
Speaker 1: They're going to do it tomorrow morning. The ring will
57:34
Speaker 1: be set up. Yeah, and we do it with no pads,
57:36
Speaker 1: old school.
57:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
57:39
Speaker 1: And she says, my family can be very aggressive, and
57:41
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what he's in for. Can we see
57:45
Speaker 1: a dad and another man next to the dad who
57:47
Speaker 1: has the same face, So I'm assuming it's his brother
57:51
Speaker 1: saying will you have kids or not? Can you have kids?
57:54
Speaker 2: Are not?
57:54
Speaker 1: The whole aim of marriage is kids? And she is
57:58
Speaker 1: telling him they're saying the whole point of marriage's kids,
58:01
Speaker 1: and he's like, but he is staring at them like
58:03
Speaker 1: he wants to beat their ass.
58:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. And didn't you think that he had gotten a
58:08
Speaker 2: vysectomy that hasn't told her? I think so. I think
58:12
Speaker 2: that's definitely a possibility.
58:14
Speaker 1: I think it's a possibility. Yeah. So Daniel says to Lisa,
58:20
Speaker 1: you have a lot of secrets, and she goes, I
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Speaker 1: have no more secrets. I have now told you all
58:26
Speaker 1: of these secrets, and he says, shut your mouth. To her,
58:32
Speaker 1: he says, shut your mouth. You've been touching by a woman,
58:35
Speaker 1: not even woman women. Here's the ring. So he takes
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Speaker 1: the ring from her, gives her a He gives her
58:44
Speaker 1: a ring something and in the talking heads, she goes,
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Speaker 1: he says, he's not gonna accept me for who I am.
58:51
Speaker 1: You know what, fuck him? Fuck him? And then we
58:55
Speaker 1: see him is what did you say?
58:58
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, yeah, fuck him? But also, what did
59:02
Speaker 2: you expect?
59:03
Speaker 1: You knew this was his culture, and you lied about it,
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Speaker 1: and you've lied extensively. If you would have maybe told
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Speaker 1: him all of this at the beginning, he could have
59:12
Speaker 1: decided he's going to continue to scam yourn.
59:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't have all the information.
59:17
Speaker 1: And yeah, but we see him head in hands saying,
59:21
Speaker 1: oh Jesus, and he seems to be crying real tears.
59:26
Speaker 1: It looks like it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this king and the uncle thing are
59:32
Speaker 2: very weighing on him. That he is technically now lied.
59:36
Speaker 2: He's become an accomplice to her lies and her sins.
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Speaker 2: Yeah to them and.
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Speaker 1: He has to go and be like, I'm so sorry
59:43
Speaker 1: I was sleeping with another woman's wife. Like hot, They're
59:46
Speaker 1: going to be like, right that exploded? Like what double sin?
59:50
Speaker 1: It's a double sin?
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because the uncle could get past that she had
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Speaker 1: been with a woman one time. I had been with
59:57
Speaker 1: a woman only one time, uncle.
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Speaker 2: But not true, No, and married more than once.
1:00:06
Speaker 1: Right and currently and currently as we speak, she has
1:00:10
Speaker 1: done some lives that I have not watched them.
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Speaker 2: I bet it's begging for money. I don't even know. Also,
1:00:17
Speaker 2: I think she still has lies in her because she
1:00:20
Speaker 2: said I have no more lies. Well, I don't think
1:00:22
Speaker 2: he knows the extent of your finances. How earth would
1:00:27
Speaker 2: she pay for him to get a KNA? How exactly? Yeah?
1:00:30
Speaker 2: That if that friend continues to give her money, she
1:00:33
Speaker 2: is an enabler and she needs to think of faith. Princess.
1:00:38
Speaker 2: Her name, her name is like Tula Gina Juna Juna
1:00:42
Speaker 2: Juna yeah, Una, God God, good memory, good memory.
1:00:48
Speaker 1: That's everybody now. I do want to make a couple
1:00:50
Speaker 1: of program programming announcements here. I still can't talk because
1:00:54
Speaker 1: one love programming announcements. Okay, on mondays, Mugs Monday. This
1:01:01
Speaker 1: week was the last recap because Friday was the last
1:01:04
Speaker 1: episode for a while to like may till they bring
1:01:06
Speaker 1: Love after lock Up back. Okay, So on Mondays now
1:01:10
Speaker 1: and it's it's in the feed already. You got to
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Speaker 1: double This week on Monday, we're going to be covering
1:01:15
Speaker 1: Ladies of London, which is a new a brand new iteration.
1:01:20
Speaker 1: It's season four. But Keisha and I did not watch
1:01:22
Speaker 1: season one through three, which was okay, fifteen years ago.
1:01:26
Speaker 1: It's a new iteration. Ladies of London starts with season four.
1:01:30
Speaker 1: We just recapped episode one this week. We're gonna do
1:01:33
Speaker 1: two and three together next week and then we'll be
1:01:35
Speaker 1: caught up. Because I was really looking for a weekly show.
1:01:42
Speaker 1: I wasn't thrilled about having to do a rewatch because
1:01:46
Speaker 1: I just want people to like watch it every week
1:01:48
Speaker 1: and then hear the recap every week, and a rewatch
1:01:50
Speaker 1: is a different kind of a commitment. So that is
1:01:55
Speaker 1: going down and I want everybody to be listening. And
1:01:59
Speaker 1: if you're new here because you found it because the
1:02:01
Speaker 1: Ladies London, that's great. I do Bravos on Thursdays. This
1:02:04
Speaker 1: week I have John Hill, so and if you want
1:02:07
Speaker 1: to hear more, Kimberly, we do ninety day the Single Life.
1:02:13
Speaker 1: That is over on the five dollar level of Pingchae Prin.
1:02:16
Speaker 1: That is will where I will be telling the tales
1:02:18
Speaker 1: of the Scarlet Lady, the Voigin, the Voiagin, the Virgin Voyage.
1:02:25
Speaker 1: I can't talk the virgin voyage that I went on.
1:02:29
Speaker 2: And that's sus what Lisa's gonna say. I'm a virgin.
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Speaker 1: I'm a virgin because I hadn't been with a man
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Speaker 1: in twenty one years, touch.
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Speaker 2: For the very first time.
1:02:42
Speaker 1: In twenty one years, and then I stretched to think,
1:02:45
Speaker 1: you just ride, never forget. Now do you want to
1:02:51
Speaker 1: address the rumor that Sean Robinson is out and Ross
1:02:56
Speaker 1: Matthews is in?
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Speaker 2: Well, I thought that was just for Single Life. Is
1:03:01
Speaker 2: it for everything?
1:03:02
Speaker 1: I don't know, because they did bring in Sukie to
1:03:08
Speaker 1: do the Hunt for Love. So maybe Sean Robinson has
1:03:12
Speaker 1: said I'm only gonna do the big show, the two
1:03:15
Speaker 1: hour show. I'm not going to do the secondary shows. Yeah,
1:03:19
Speaker 1: I don't know. I did reach out to Heather McDonald
1:03:22
Speaker 1: to say, can you put me in touch with Ross
1:03:24
Speaker 1: Matthews because they're very, very good friends and I would
1:03:29
Speaker 1: love to be able to interview him and talk about
1:03:31
Speaker 1: his love for dining, and she did not.
1:03:33
Speaker 2: Get back to me, so she's busy.
1:03:36
Speaker 1: But I have not reached out to my sources to
1:03:40
Speaker 1: find out if they think that he's going to be
1:03:44
Speaker 1: the you know, the the the host for all of it. Sorry,
1:03:49
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of the words for everything or just
1:03:51
Speaker 1: the second Dary shows. I haven't reached out to ask
1:03:53
Speaker 1: anybody that because I was hoping maybe there would just
1:03:56
Speaker 1: be like an announcement.
1:03:57
Speaker 2: I'd like Sean I do. I think she doesn't ask
1:04:01
Speaker 2: the right questions or go hard enough but follow up,
1:04:05
Speaker 2: no follow up. But some of that might be the producers.
1:04:09
Speaker 1: In her ear kind of move it along yeah.
1:04:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, or the editing, like maybe she did and they
1:04:14
Speaker 2: didn't include it. So I try and give her the
1:04:16
Speaker 2: benefit of the doubt because it's hard to wrangle these cats.
1:04:18
Speaker 2: But I but it'll be nice to have a change,
1:04:22
Speaker 2: so I'm always down for a change. I liked on
1:04:26
Speaker 2: UK they had some good hosts. They had like a
1:04:28
Speaker 2: comedian and then they had one of the hosts of
1:04:32
Speaker 2: Great British Bakeoff from back in the day as one
1:04:34
Speaker 2: of the hosts. So like, I don't mind mixing it up.
1:04:37
Speaker 2: And I like the idea of having a fan like
1:04:40
Speaker 2: a yes.
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Speaker 1: Somebody that actually, this reminds me of done a da
1:04:44
Speaker 1: da Yeah, yes, exactly.
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Speaker 2: We'll see you guys.
1:04:48
Speaker 1: We don't know. It's not being confirmed. It's just a rumor,
1:04:52
Speaker 1: the rumors and the nastiness. Okay, that's it now. Kimberly
1:04:57
Speaker 1: and Katie are back. The Olympics are over. And I
1:05:02
Speaker 1: haven't listened yet to the one from the week before
1:05:05
Speaker 1: where the husband killed himself or didnting and maybe the
1:05:09
Speaker 1: wife was a black widow.
1:05:10
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I haven't listened to that recap yet, but
1:05:13
Speaker 2: that was that was good.
1:05:14
Speaker 1: Speaking of fake tears, she was trying to eat those
1:05:17
Speaker 1: out and what's happening that lady?
1:05:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was. I wish I had said it,
1:05:21
Speaker 2: but she was really going with the kim pleth under eyeliner.
1:05:25
Speaker 2: That is not good when you have droopy lady of
1:05:28
Speaker 2: a certain age eyes.
1:05:30
Speaker 1: Just so much under. That's exactly what Lisa is doing here.
1:05:34
Speaker 2: M she.
1:05:36
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, you need to put it on
1:05:38
Speaker 1: the top and do something to lift those lids up.
1:05:41
Speaker 2: Babies up, yep.
1:05:42
Speaker 1: Lifted up. Okay, she can't afford that. Okay, now, everybody
1:05:48
Speaker 1: makes sure you're listening to a Date with Dateline and
1:05:51
Speaker 1: if you're not, I don't know what's wrong with you.
1:05:52
Speaker 1: I don't know where you've been. And it's not a
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Speaker 1: thread or anything, it's just and please be follow me
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Speaker 1: over on Instagram, at Pink Shade pod, at Pink Shake Podcast,
1:06:05
Speaker 1: on TikTok or else and that I'll find you and
1:06:11
Speaker 1: Kimberly and Katie are everywhere at Date Dateline and I
1:06:16
Speaker 1: will see you this weekend with my Virgin Voyages recap
1:06:20
Speaker 1: and also our recap of a single life.
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Speaker 2: Okay, bye, Hi,