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Whackhead's Uber Permit Prank Leaves Family Fuming · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead
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  Speaker 2: Something six exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so Zara Sadula and Imron Sadulla thought it
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  Speaker 1: would be a great idea to prank Dad Nadine because
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  Speaker 1: he's under a lot of pressure at the moment. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So he's he's applying for a license. I don't quite
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  Speaker 1: know the details immaterial though about he's moving from a
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  Speaker 1: like a meter taxi rather and he's moving to uber.
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  Speaker 1: So clearly there's some sort of in between process. There's
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  Speaker 1: some red tape and a bit of paperwork and a
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  Speaker 1: department involved to make that switch happen. So he's been waiting, waiting, waiting,
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  Speaker 1: waiting for the approval. And that's where I come in.
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  Speaker 1: Ah so, but but the whole family is involved, everyone,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, but it's such such such an amazing family.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I can tell you had fun with it, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I did. I did, because when I when I first
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  Speaker 1: phoned Zorah because she sent me the email and then
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  Speaker 1: I phoned ah, yes last night ish but seven o'clock
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  Speaker 1: in the evening and obviously catching everybody off God, which
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  Speaker 1: is the best way. Absolutely, So let's let's let's uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's strap in Zorah zorah. Yes, it's wacky. How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Yes, yes, yes, yes, tell me. Are you
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  Speaker 1: at home there with your mom and dad? Now? Where
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  Speaker 1: where's your mom and dad's? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So, so, so he's applied for the for the
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  Speaker 1: for the permit, for the to drive for Uber.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not looking you know more.
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  Speaker 1: I listen to you no morning.
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  Speaker 2: So me and my dad drives together to work and
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  Speaker 2: he laughs at your your planks all the time. So
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  Speaker 2: there's a perfect Enguaine tressing at the moment because I
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  Speaker 2: including to go get the permit. What they're doing is
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  Speaker 2: they changing the meat taxi into an eailing permit. So
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  Speaker 2: he's tressing at the moment, so you I need to
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  Speaker 2: tell him now they cancel the permits completely and the.
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  Speaker 1: Planking you Hello, Hello, I'm looking for the team Sedula please. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good evening. I'm calling you from Uber Uber. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's regarding your driving permose, they.
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  Speaker 2: Said, they send the message to say that they're switching
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  Speaker 2: over to the new permit.
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  Speaker 1: The inhaling permit comes with a different set of rules.
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  Speaker 1: And conditions. Okay, correct. How many accidents have you had
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  Speaker 1: in the past year? None?
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  Speaker 3: None, two years none, three years none, four years, nine, five, nine, six, seven,
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  Speaker 3: seven years probably huh.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't lie, no accident. Don't lie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no accident.
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  Speaker 1: Don't lie because there will be records.
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  Speaker 3: I don't tell me.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm say years two, three, four, five. You were adamant. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: When I got to seven, you were like to think.
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  Speaker 3: I had to.
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  Speaker 2: Think stopped him because there was an incident maybe ten
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  Speaker 2: years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I was going to get to ten years. Anything
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  Speaker 1: on your eight and nine?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, so you had an incident seven years ago.
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  Speaker 1: We are and what was that?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody drove in to me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's always the story.
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  Speaker 2: No, man, listen, Just send me an email through the
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  Speaker 2: Uber app.
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  Speaker 1: Please. Sure you don't work for Uber yet?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? And you? And what is your name, Daniel?
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  Speaker 1: I'm from the investigative department. From the investigative department. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I need to find out what your history is before
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  Speaker 1: I can say this man has a clean driving record
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  Speaker 1: and he's good to go and represent Uber. Remember you're
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  Speaker 1: not representing yourself out there. Then did you do your
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  Speaker 1: investigation and then you will.
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  Speaker 2: See somebody drove in to me when I was in Musenberg.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, did anybody die?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like the way this man is talking. I
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  Speaker 2: cut the hole, can see an emails.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen you in the background. You keep quiet, You
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  Speaker 1: keep quiet?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I listened to your conversation. Yes, when he
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  Speaker 2: answered your question, you were like, we should wash you like,
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  Speaker 2: oh well there's always the case, blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, ma'am, this is what I do. Are you
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  Speaker 1: going to be the backseat driver in the Uber or
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  Speaker 1: Nadine were again? Yes, So tell me your name, please, Daniel.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, your surname.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm going to I'm busy recording this score now.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, Okay, I'm asking the questions.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get the permits from you from Uber?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to go draft for Bolt or what
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  Speaker 1: are you going to do? We've got to sign it,
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  Speaker 1: We've got to sign the clearance.
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  Speaker 2: You don't sign anything or right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, So listen, is that lady going to be
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  Speaker 1: running shot? Nothing to do with the with the board.
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  Speaker 1: They don't work with anybody. That lady that that that's
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  Speaker 1: talking in the background. Is she the backseat driver in
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  Speaker 1: the uber for you? Uh, maybe that's why you had
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  Speaker 1: an accident. Now you see there's your back seat driva again.
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  Speaker 1: No wonder you had, no wonder you had an accident
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  Speaker 1: ten years ago? Was she blah blah blah, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Daniel or whatever your name.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, go your hold on Okay? Is that the is
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  Speaker 1: that the language?
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  Speaker 2: Listen here?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, go to your soul.
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  Speaker 2: If you want anything to do with me, then you
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  Speaker 2: phone me or you send me an email.
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  Speaker 1: You tell that lady that.
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  Speaker 2: You are from, if you are from Uberni.
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  Speaker 1: This is the test you're failing. This is the test.
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  Speaker 1: You had an accident seven years ago. You had an
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  Speaker 1: accident that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care to what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You're a liar.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You do what you need to do, and I doing
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  Speaker 1: what I need to. Listen to me, that lady makes
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  Speaker 1: sure you do get the permit. She's not in the car, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because she's going to distract you. Hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on to me. I can do whatever the because
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  Speaker 1: right now you're not going to be driving for uber
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  Speaker 1: There she's talking again. The VAXI driver is talking again.
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  Speaker 1: Shut your listen, Mex driver. You can't be in the
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  Speaker 1: call when he's driving Uber.
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  Speaker 3: Shut god, listen.
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  Speaker 1: He needs he needs to follow the Uber app that'll
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  Speaker 1: give them directions. You don't need to tell him. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: break O visit something. You don't need to do any
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  Speaker 1: of that yourself. Have you ever heard your mother swear
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  Speaker 1: yeah because she flopped me broken bro? Oh? Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Is that Scherene? Yes? Hello, Charene. I'm calling you from Uber.
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  Speaker 1: I spoke to your husband. Just now? Why are you
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  Speaker 1: calling me because you're the backseat driver? Can I speak
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  Speaker 1: to Nadia? Your problem? What do you actually want?
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  Speaker 2: And he told you to send him many emails?
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  Speaker 1: So why do you need to talk to me? Where
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  Speaker 1: the how did you get my come from? Because he's
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  Speaker 1: put yours as on the application as next time. He
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. He did do that. Where's where's Nadine?
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk to him.
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  Speaker 3: I've got Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: On the line. Just make sure he picks up the phone. Please. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't force other people to do it, but your wife,
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  Speaker 1: you tell him how to drive. You tell him how
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  Speaker 1: to drive? Why, well, it's not tom what you're doing
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  Speaker 1: at his house? Then wow. Look when adults are together
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  Speaker 1: at night, it's not because they are working. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. I'm an investigator. That's what I do
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  Speaker 1: for a living. Hello, Hello, who is that? How you're
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  Speaker 1: going to answer your Uber?
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  Speaker 2: To listen? I don't care who you are.
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  Speaker 1: And you've got a cough. You smoke in the cough
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  Speaker 1: you're in your mon Is that a smoker's cough? You're
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  Speaker 1: going to smoke in the uber as well?
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  Speaker 2: You kid, But I'll entertain you.
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  Speaker 1: Just say that again. You're you've had an accident in
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  Speaker 1: the past seven years which you were gonna lie about.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife is going to be your backseat driva and
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  Speaker 1: give you directions? Do you clearly smoke? Because of that
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  Speaker 1: cough and the language that you use how you greet people,
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  Speaker 1: those are four strikes. That's not what we want to uber.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to give me my permit. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: you called me or what what did you call me?
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  Speaker 1: You're a kid, but it's actually wacked. It's wacked morning wicked, yes, sir? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: plenty him right Zarah O my word.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'm going to be alive.
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  Speaker 1: You are you are absolutely Oh my word?
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  Speaker 2: I listened to you every day, and I love how
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  Speaker 2: you praying the.
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  Speaker 1: People saying so yes.
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  Speaker 2: I am boiling, probably like smoking fine cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: One after another. I could tell from the cop I'm
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  Speaker 1: the preank. You're gonna listen to yourself? Oh my no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you must tell.
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  Speaker 2: Even recognize your voice. I'm gonna I'm gonna kill the
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  Speaker 2: two of him. I'm going to jump in this phone
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  Speaker 2: and kill you.
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  Speaker 1: Great sport, well done, you know what I mean? What
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  Speaker 1: a what an amazing family, the whole team, if they
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to jump in this photo. Amazing