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Step into the DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE and let's catch up · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's time to get into our drunk dials. We've
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  Speaker 1: got the drunk dial line, which you can call anytime, 602-888-1933.
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  Speaker 1: You can also leave us a talkback on the talkback
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  Speaker 1: feature on the free iHeartRadio app. Just tap the microphone.
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  Speaker 1: We put them all together. It's called the drunk dial lounge.
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  Speaker 2: For food news, you guys didn't also say about Costco.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're bringing back the churros.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Get your shit together. Food news.
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  Speaker 3: Food news.
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  Speaker 6: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Food news.
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  Speaker 2: We talked about the churro.
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  Speaker 3: I did see that, but I thought.
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  Speaker 2: We chatted about it already.
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  Speaker 3: Churro.
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  Speaker 2: Churro.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I was hearing churro, though.
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  Speaker 3: They say churrios.
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  Speaker 6: Did you see there was a whole battle of whose
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  Speaker 6: churro is better, Costco or.
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  Speaker 3: Dunkin'. No, Krispy Kreme. Oh, Krispy Kreme.
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  Speaker 6: Because they're doing Krispy Kreme churro donuts.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 6: And they look amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yum.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of. I see you tried Tuesday.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, seems like we need to
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  Speaker 6: go get a snack.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a second. That was the churros at Costco, right?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now call me stupid what I'm about to say
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  Speaker 1: to you because I'm going to read a text right
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  Speaker 1: now that says, because remember I went to Costco a
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  Speaker 1: while ago and I was blown away by Costco.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It says, man, if John Jay's impressed with Costco, just
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  Speaker 1: wait until he finds out about Sam's Club.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sam's Club scan and go. Team Sam's Club. I thought
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  Speaker 1: Costco and Sam's Club and Price Club were all the same,
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  Speaker 1: the evolution.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think Price Club exists anymore. I think
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  Speaker 3: it's become Sam's Club.
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  Speaker 6: No, Sam's Club and Costco are like rivals. They're like
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  Speaker 6: CVS and Walgreens.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Is it Sam Walton? Is it Walmart?
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  Speaker 2: It's part of the Walmart. Family, yeah. Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like the buy-in bulk kind of thing.
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  Speaker 6: I've never been to Sam's Club, but I hear their
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  Speaker 6: hot dogs are amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, really? Yeah, their hot dogs are pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Sam's Club is delish. I wouldn't say it's, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: pick it over Costco for much. We have memberships to both.
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  Speaker 2: You need a membership for Sam's Club too?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's literally, Sam's Club, they're the same exact thing. Literally.
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  Speaker 3: But what's cool that they're talking about is I do
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  Speaker 3: this too when I go to Sam's Club. You just
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  Speaker 3: throw your stuff in your cart, and you scan it,
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  Speaker 3: and then you just leave. You don't have to, like,
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  Speaker 3: check out. Yeah, they have the, like, self-checkout, and you go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're talking about scan and go. That's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: So I know Costco is Kirkland. What's Sam's Club?
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  Speaker 3: Maker's Mark, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Is that alcohol? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or it's Maker something. Oh, Member's Mark, maybe?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Members only?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They sell members only?
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  Speaker 5: It's something like that, but I do know that Sam's Club,
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  Speaker 5: they have the Icy's.
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  Speaker 6: And they're really good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Icy's. Yeah, like regular Icy's.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like the brand Icy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We have more drunk towels.
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  Speaker 4: A slushie?
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  Speaker 1: I just need you guys to know how seriously me
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  Speaker 1: and my roommates are taking these Disneyland tickets.
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  Speaker 5: We have alarms set. We have a group chat.
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  Speaker 4: Dedicated to the magic word.
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  Speaker 1: Like, this has become a full-time job.
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  Speaker 6: And honestly, all three of us hate our boyfriends right now.
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  Speaker 3: So morale in the house is low.
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  Speaker 5: And, like, we need to get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: We need to go to Disneyland, eat a churro.
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  Speaker 4: And remember who we are.
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  Speaker 3: And, like, we need these tickets.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I love you. Bye.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, there's a theme going on. Both calls mentioned churros.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we forgot about the Disney churros.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Those are the best. Oh, my gosh, I love that.
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  Speaker 5: If I'm listening to, like, a Supergirl podcast, because we're
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  Speaker 5: a podcast listener, I'm busy, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I am.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to you guys talk about the girl.
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  Speaker 4: Who expected the guy to pay for the Uber for
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  Speaker 4: the date.
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  Speaker 2: And I just have to say.
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  Speaker 5: As a mother, as a wife, is it so wrong
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  Speaker 5: for a woman to expect a man to anticipate her needs? No,
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  Speaker 5: just asking.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's.
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  Speaker 6: Part of the argument, right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was the.
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  Speaker 4: The girl, yeah, okay, so she was upset that her
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  Speaker 4: date didn't pay for her Uber afterwards and he invited
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  Speaker 4: her to go to a bar and she thought, how rude.
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  Speaker 6: Is it that you wouldn't think I would obviously need.
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  Speaker 4: A ride home?
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  Speaker 5: Something as basic as not even offering to get my
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  Speaker 5: Uber is just the beginning. That would be a whole
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  Speaker 5: other slew of problems where I would have to teach
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  Speaker 5: you along the way just basic chivalry. The fact that
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  Speaker 5: basic chivalry... to you is the dumbest thing that you've
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  Speaker 5: ever heard. Huge red flag. That's a red flag factory.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's the reason why she's still single.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a very impossibly high standard and most guys
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  Speaker 3: are not going to meet him, but you know, good
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  Speaker 3: luck to you.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe there's one out there.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you're still single because the bar is so low
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  Speaker 5: that the world has just removed the bar.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I have kids.
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  Speaker 3: Is it wrong for a girl to, to want the
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  Speaker 3: guy to anticipate what her needs are?
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  Speaker 6: I think every girl wants that. Like, You want, but
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  Speaker 6: then it's like, the guys are like, we're not mind readers.
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  Speaker 3: That guy was kind of a jerk anyway. That guy
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  Speaker 3: we're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of dating.
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  Speaker 1: So there's, there's a girl at the gym. She was talking,
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  Speaker 1: I was eavesdropping on this conversation yesterday. So she got
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  Speaker 1: asked out on a date, a first date, and the
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  Speaker 1: guy was going to pick her up in a Waymo.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 1: Because then you're just alone in a Waymo first day
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  Speaker 1: with someone. Can you just picture that for a second?
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  Speaker 1: I know you pick somebody up, whatever, just being alone
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  Speaker 1: in the backseat of a Waymo.
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  Speaker 6: Is that more weird than picking them up in your
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  Speaker 6: own car?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Because you're alone in your own car.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't feel like that's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like that's weird. Have you been in
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  Speaker 2: a Waymo yet? No.
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  Speaker 3: Well, maybe the reason that would be weird is because
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  Speaker 3: low-key in the Waymo, they can hear you and they
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  Speaker 3: can see you.
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  Speaker 2: You like the people that are manning.
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  Speaker 6: And operating and you're being eavesdropped on your date yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay the girl that got asked out on a date
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  Speaker 1: she was like hell no i'm not going to be
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  Speaker 1: alone with you in a waymo that's what she was
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  Speaker 1: telling her friends it's almost safer.
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  Speaker 6: It'd be almost safer in the waymo because they are
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  Speaker 6: eavesdropping because if you tried any funny business they would.
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  Speaker 1: Call the cops for you still i'm just telling you
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  Speaker 1: what she said i didn't participate because i.
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  Speaker 3: Was eavesdropping and they picked you up in a waymo
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  Speaker 3: we want to hear from.
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  Speaker 2: You If you've been on a first date and picked
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  Speaker 2: up on a Waymo? Yeah. Don't you think? Yeah. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex.
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  Speaker 2: He's a small arms dealer.
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  Speaker 6: That was probably from joke day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So again, just leave us a talk back on the
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  Speaker 2: It's the Drunk Dow Lounge.