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• 0:00
  Jonathan: Hello, Dork Squad.
• 0:02
  Jonathan: I'm Jonathan Cormur, and you're listening to Dork Tales Storytime, the podcast for kids and their pop culture-loving grown-ups.
• 0:09
  Jonathan: And this is one of our anything is possible lore stories.
• 0:14
  Theme Song: It's a beautiful day for a story, adventure, and glory, new friends and old ones too.
• 0:21
  Theme Song: It's an excellent day to get swept away in a tale, so let us regale you.
• 0:34
  Kit: Alright, boys, I've done my final tests on Dramatis.
• 0:38
  Kit: Ah, such a beautiful ship.
• 0:41
  Kit: Some of my finest work.
• 0:45
  Jack A. Lope: Are we ready to go, Kit?
• 0:47
  Kit: Oh yeah.
• 0:48
  Kit: Well, no.
• 0:49
  Kit: It's time to do our pre-flight checks.
• 0:51
  Redge: Ooh, exciting!
• 0:53
  Jack A. Lope: Indeed.
• 0:54
  Kit: Launch codes?
• 0:55
  Redge: Double O quills here.
• 0:57
  Redge: Relaying launch code Alpha Beta Z double O Gamma Gamma Blue Balloon Green Kazoo Ice Cream Cone Cotton Balls.
• 1:07
  Kit: Affirmative Quills.
• 1:08
  Jack A. Lope: This is Jack A.
• 1:09
  Jack A. Lope: Lope.
• 1:10
  Jack A. Lope: I've pulled up the WV.
• 1:12
  Redge: Ah yes, the Weather Vane.
• 1:14
  Redge: Storm Predictor Technology.
• 1:17
  Kit: Crafted by the one and only Kit.
• 1:20
  Kit: That's me.
• 1:21
  Jack A. Lope: That's right, Kit.
• 1:22
  Jack A. Lope: I'm looking at the readouts, and it appears as though it's going to be all sunshine, no rain during our launch window.
• 1:29
  Redge: Oh, how can you tell?
• 1:31
  Redge: I've never seen the WV in action.
• 1:34
  Jack A. Lope: Uh there's a little sun with a smiley face right there in the center.
• 1:38
  Redge: Aw, how cute!
• 1:40
  Jack A. Lope: What's next?
• 1:41
  Redge: Airlock.
• 1:42
  Redge: Secured.
• 1:44
  Redge: Navigational systems.
• 1:46
  Redge: Online.
• 1:49
  Redge: And seat belts buckled.
• 1:54
  Redge: Safety first.
• 1:56
  Kit: That's excellent news.
• 1:57
  Kit: That means you're clear to initiate thrusters.
• 2:00
  Jack A. Lope: Initiating thrusters?
• 2:02
  Jack A. Lope: Thrusters initiated.
• 2:04
  Kit: Remember, your spacesuits have heat resistant technology, personal air conditioners, built-in screens in the helmet with access to 100 original movies.
• 2:14
  Redge: Ooh.
• 2:15
  Kit: And important maps and stuff.
• 2:17
  Kit: Also, there are walkie-talkie capabilities, utility belts with all of your practical breaking into an enemy spaceship needs, bubble machines, and cup holders.
• 2:27
  Jack A. Lope: Cup holders?
• 2:30
  Redge: You always remember to add cupholders to our gear kit.
• 2:34
  Kit: Gotta stay hydrated! All right, we've reached the launch window.
• 2:37
  Kit: Time for my favorite part.
• 2:39
  Kit: Ten, nine, eight.
• 2:43
  Redge: Are you ready, Jack?
• 2:45
  Kit: Seven, six.
• 2:47
  Jack A. Lope: Ready as I'll ever be, Quills.
• 2:49
  Kit: Five, four.
• 2:51
  Redge: Let our next mission commence.
• 2:54
  Kit: Three, two, one.
• 2:57
  All: Lift off.
• 3:03
  Kit: How's it looking out there in space, fellas?
• 3:06
  Redge: Wow! So many stars and all the land of Once Upon A Time beneath us.
• 3:12
  Jack A. Lope: It is beautiful.
• 3:14
  Jack A. Lope: But no time to enjoy it now.
• 3:16
  Redge: You're right.
• 3:17
  Redge: Focus on the mission.
• 3:19
  Jack A. Lope: Kit, will you run down our objectives one more time?
• 3:23
  Kit: You got it, Jack.
• 3:24
  Kit: Approximately twelve hours ago, the Biblio 5 spacecraft disappeared from orbit.
• 3:30
  Jonathan: But the crew on that ship is studying important scientific and magically terrific things, like how to grow plants in outer space, and the weather patterns of Once Upon a Time, and the mystical interaction between stars and wishes and Pixie Dust.
• 3:46
  Kit: That's right, Quills.
• 3:48
  Kit: Very important work for magic users and science doers.
• 3:52
  Redge: We have to find them.
• 3:53
  Redge: Do we have any leads or clues?
• 3:56
  Redge: Did Biblio 5 leave anything behind?
• 3:59
  Jack A. Lope: Nothing at all.
• 4:00
  Redge: Oh no!
• 4:02
  Jack A. Lope: Except for one thing.
• 4:04
  Redge: Oh yay!
• 4:05
  Jack A. Lope: Kit caught a strange frequency on her patented listen-in radio.
• 4:09
  Kit: I did.
• 4:10
  Kit: We received satellite images of empty space where the ship was last seen orbiting our planet.
• 4:15
  Kit: So I decided to connect my radio to the nearest satellite, and I built two really big antennas.
• 4:21
  Kit: It was really interesting, actually.
• 4:23
  Kit: I
• 4:24
  Redge: um the the the frequency?
• 4:26
  Kit: Oh right.
• 4:26
  Kit: Uh well, it was a strange one, just like Jack said.
• 4:30
  Jack A. Lope: Can you patch it through so quills can take a listen?
• 4:33
  Kit: Sure thing.
• 4:34
  Redge: Thank you, kit.
• 4:35
  Redge: Well, that's odd.
• 4:43
  Redge: It sounds just like a p cat.
• 4:46
  Redge: But that couldn't be, right?
• 4:50
  Kit: Well, it definitely doesn't sound like a duck.
• 4:52
  Kit: Or a cow.
• 4:53
  Kit: Or a dog, or a pig.
• 4:56
  Jack A. Lope: Looks like we're nearing the start of our trail.
• 4:59
  Redge: Trail?
• 5:00
  Kit: I studied the waveforms made by the radio frequency and determined which direction they were traveling.
• 5:05
  Kit: From there it was a simple hack of your ship's entire complex navigational system to chart a course.
• 5:11
  Kit: No biggie!
• 5:13
  Jonathan: Kit, you never cease to amaze me.
• 5:16
  Kit: Hey, thanks.
• 5:21
  Jack A. Lope: Huh?
• 5:22
  Jack A. Lope: That's odd.
• 5:23
  Redge: What is it?
• 5:25
  Dramatis: Unidentified objects ahead.
• 5:26
  Dramatis: Please initiate course correction procedures.
• 5:30
  Jack A. Lope: But what is it?
• 5:31
  Jack A. Lope: Meteors?
• 5:32
  Redge: Hmm, no, not quite.
• 5:35
  Redge: That over there looks like a giant hamburger bun?
• 5:41
  Jack A. Lope: And hot dog buns?
• 5:43
  Redge: Big crumpled up pieces of paper.
• 5:46
  Redge: Oh, and there are some massive cosmic banana peels.
• 5:52
  Jack A. Lope: Dramatis.
• 5:53
  Jack A. Lope: Identify the object just off the port bow.
• 5:57
  Dramatis: Scanning.
• 5:57
  Dramatis: Object identified.
• 6:00
  Dramatis: Floating space debris.
• 6:02
  Dramatis: Classification D.
• 6:04
  Dramatis: Cosminicus Maniculus Articulatus.
• 6:08
  Dramatis: Or more commonly known as cosmic dust bunnies.
• 6:11
  Dramatis: Patching through a message from Bunniculus Particulatus now.
• 6:17
  Dust Bunny: Hehe look out! We might make you sneeze!
• 6:21
  Redge: The dust bunnies speak?
• 6:23
  Jack A. Lope: My nose suddenly tickles.
• 6:27
  Kit: Uh guys, alert.
• 6:29
  Kit: I'm picking up on a rare phenomenon obstructing your path.
• 6:32
  Kit: It's space dumpster debris.
• 6:35
  Jack A. Lope: We uh we uh we uh noticed.
• 6:41
  Kit: Quick, initiate cool tricks.
• 6:44
  Jack A. Lope: Oh right.
• 6:45
  Jack A. Lope: We should be able to set in the last of these coordinates and turn on the autopilot function to fly through this uh debris.
• 6:54
  Redge: Ah yes, cool tricks protocol! Now Dramatis will start bobbing and weaving in a spectacular fashion.
• 7:02
  Jack A. Lope: All set.
• 7:03
  Jack A. Lope: Initiating sequence now.
• 7:06
  Dramatis: Autopilot offline.
• 7:08
  Jack A. Lope: Oh no.
• 7:09
  Redge: What?
• 7:10
  Redge: Why didn't it work?
• 7:12
  Jack A. Lope: Because I sneezed on the console.
• 7:14
  Jack A. Lope: It fried the screen.
• 7:17
  Redge: It what?
• 7:18
  Jack A. Lope: We'll have to fly Dramatis ourselves.
• 7:20
  Redge: Ourselves?
• 7:22
  Jack A. Lope: I'll program the Cool Tricks maneuver into your helmet.
• 7:25
  Jack A. Lope: You should see paths light up on a digital map that plays on the built-in screen.
• 7:30
  Jack A. Lope: Just follow them as you fly.
• 7:33
  Redge: Fly?
• 7:34
  Redge: Me?
• 7:35
  Jack A. Lope: You have to fly so I can enter the cool tricks manually.
• 7:38
  Redge: Listen, Lope, I'm a hedgehog, not a pilot.
• 7:41
  Jack A. Lope: Quills, you are a top secret agent and spy master.
• 7:44
  Jack A. Lope: You can do it.
• 7:46
  Jack A. Lope: Or my name isn't Lope.
• 7:48
  Jack A. Lope: Jack A.
• 7:49
  Jack A. Lope: Lope.
• 7:51
  Redge: You're right.
• 7:52
  Redge: I believe!
• 7:55
  Dramatis: Cool Trick Sequence, the butterfly.
• 8:02
  Redge: Think like a butterfly and gracefully fly past this enormous boot.
• 8:06
  Redge: I can do it.
• 8:07
  Redge: It couldn't be easier.
• 8:08
  Jack A. Lope: Watch out for the shoelaces!
• 8:11
  Dramatis: Cool trick sequence, kangaroo bounce.
• 8:15
  Jack A. Lope: And we're just going to hop right across these old tin cans.
• 8:19
  Redge: Boing, boing, boing, and bingo! We've cleared the cans!
• 8:25
  Dramatis: Cool trick sequence.
• 8:26
  Dramatis: Fly super fast to avoid object collision.
• 8:29
  Redge: Oh, doesn't it have a cooler name?
• 8:31
  Dramatis: Um, right.
• 8:32
  Dramatis: Cool trick sequence.
• 8:34
  Dramatis: Zoom now.
• 8:35
  Jack A. Lope: Hit the gas, Quills.
• 8:36
  Jack A. Lope: The dust bunnies are the charg Charging.
• 8:44
  Jack A. Lope: They're charging the ship.
• 8:46
  Redge: Pedal to the metal!
• 8:54
  Jack A. Lope: Excellent work, Quills.
• 8:56
  Redge: Oh, thank you.
• 8:57
  Redge: I uh I knew I could do it the whole time.
• 9:01
  Redge: Of course.
• 9:02
  Redge: Look, Jack! There's a ship just ahead.
• 9:06
  Redge: But it doesn't look like the missing Biblio 5.
• 9:10
  Jack A. Lope: It appears to be the Star Scratcher.
• 9:15
  Redge: Fascinating.
• 9:17
  Jack A. Lope: And this field of space dumpster debris was purposefully scattered on our path to knock us off course.
• 9:24
  Jack A. Lope: But we've discovered the Star Scratcher anyways.
• 9:28
  Redge: I think it's about time we sneakily get on board and find out what's going on.
• 9:33
  Jack A. Lope: I couldn't agree more.
• 9:35
  Jack A. Lope: Who goes there?
• 9:41
  Redge: Look on the screen!
• 9:43
  Jack A. Lope: Cat eyes.
• 9:45
  Ernst: Very wise you two very wise indeed.
• 9:50
  Ernst: I say you made it past my debris.
• 9:55
  Redge: How did you scatter the contents of a dumpster in space?
• 9:58
  Redge: Oh, and uh who are you?
• 10:01
  Ernst: The scientists on Biblio five were studying the usefulness of repurposing trash for fuel.
• 10:09
  Ernst: I just made a few modifications to the experiment.
• 10:14
  Redge: Well, we're going to clean up after you whoever you are.
• 10:19
  Ernst: Sure, go ahead.
• 10:20
  Ernst: I'm not worried about that.
• 10:22
  Jack A. Lope: Where is Biblio five?
• 10:25
  Ernst: I could tell you.
• 10:27
  Ernst: Or you could have a little chat with my laser pointer!
• 10:36
  Redge: Dramatis, cut the feed and initiate stealth mode.
• 10:40
  Dramatis: Initiating stealth mode.
• 10:42
  Jack A. Lope: Excellent quick thinking, Quills.
• 10:44
  Jack A. Lope: Now they won't be able to target Dramatis.
• 10:47
  Jack A. Lope: But we have to get to the Star Scratcher, and these lasers are making it impossible to move closer.
• 10:53
  Redge: We'll just have to use the suits.
• 10:55
  Jack A. Lope: Go out into space?
• 10:58
  Redge: Jack, you're a top secret agent and super spy master.
• 11:03
  Redge: You can do it, or my name is in double O Quills.
• 11:06
  Jack A. Lope: I see what you did there.
• 11:09
  Redge: Kit, we need a boost to get to the enemy ship.
• 11:12
  Kit: Oh! Did I forget to mention that you have rocket boots on?
• 11:15
  Redge: How convenient!
• 11:17
  Jack A. Lope: Step inside the airlock, Quills.
• 11:22
  Kit: The rocket boots are ready to rumble.
• 11:24
  Kit: Dramatis, open hatch.
• 11:27
  Dramatis: Hatch opening.
• 11:28
  Redge: Whee! Exhilarating! Rocket boots rocketing us through space! Jack, I can't believe the last laser almost singed the side of your suit! But you expertly zoomed out of the way!
• 11:48
  Jack A. Lope: Yeah, it was uh not a close call at all.
• 11:53
  Jack A. Lope: Completely normal and fine.
• 11:57
  Ernst: How did you get in here?
• 12:00
  Redge: Hey, how can you see us?
• 12:03
  Ernst: My cat eyes never miss a thing.
• 12:07
  Jack A. Lope: As for the how, we would never reveal our tricks.
• 12:11
  Redge: Now show yourself.
• 12:14
  Ernst: Oh poo! You absolutely know.
• 12:16
  Ernst: Well, I do wish we could chit-chat in person, but I'm a busy cat.
• 12:22
  Ernst: Do say hello to my friends for me before you get off, will you?
• 12:30
  Gerbil 1: Yo!
• 12:31
  Gerbil 2: Up here,
• 12:33
  Gerbil 3: and over here!
• 12:34
  All: Sneak Attack!
• 12:37
  Jack A. Lope: The Triple Threats! I thought that was just a legend.
• 12:40
  Jack A. Lope: Double O quills, run!
• 12:42
  Gerbil 1: Backflip! Backflip!
• 12:44
  Gerbil 2: Somersault!
• 12:45
  Gerbil 3: Leap!
• 12:46
  Redge: You know who they are?
• 12:48
  Jack A. Lope: They're gerbil triplets with talent that they're not afraid to use.
• 12:52
  Jack A. Lope: They will hypnotize you with their skills, perform a monologue you want to hear over and over again.
• 12:58
  Jack A. Lope: Spin until you're dizzy, slow you down with their incredible tumbling passes.
• 13:04
  Gerbil 1: Flying splits!
• 13:06
  Jack A. Lope: Duck!
• 13:07
  Redge: Ah!
• 13:08
  Jack A. Lope: You see?
• 13:09
  Redge: It is rather impressive.
• 13:11
  Gerbil 1: Yeah, Quills.
• 13:12
  Gerbil 1: Check out these
• 13:14
  All: jazz hands!
• 13:17
  Redge: Jack?
• 13:17
  Redge: I feel compelled to stop! And also do jazz hands!
• 13:27
  Jack A. Lope: No quills! Wait, what do we have on these belts of ours?
• 13:31
  Jack A. Lope: Uh lockpick, multi-tool, codebreaker, yo-yo, wait, yo-yo!
• 13:37
  Redge: Jack! I must jazz hands!
• 13:42
  Jack A. Lope: A flashlight.
• 13:43
  Jack A. Lope: Use your flashlight, Quills.
• 13:45
  Jack A. Lope: Shine it on them like a spotlight.
• 13:47
  Jack A. Lope: The Triple Threats cannot resist the spotlight.
• 13:50
  Redge: Just have to resist to grab the flashlight and let it shine.
• 14:00
  Jonathan: Look, Quills, it's working.
• 14:02
  Jonathan: They've begun a production of Quilliam Shakespeare's play about the pig.
• 14:06
  Redge: Hamley!
• 14:09
  Gerbil 1: To Oink
• 14:11
  Gerbil 2: Or not to Oink.
• 14:13
  Gerbil 3: That is the question.
• 14:15
  Jack A. Lope: Leave the flashlight on the ground shining at them.
• 14:18
  Jack A. Lope: They'll be distracted for a while.
• 14:20
  Jack A. Lope: They started at the beginning of Act Two.
• 14:23
  Redge: Aww, do we have to go?
• 14:25
  Redge: They're really good.
• 14:27
  Jack A. Lope: Quills, the cat.
• 14:29
  Redge: Oh right, running.
• 14:36
  Ernst: Soon my plans will all manifest.
• 14:39
  Ernst: Nothing can stop me now.
• 14:42
  Ernst: I have all the best scientists in a land of once upon a time here in my claws.
• 14:49
  Ernst: According to my meowculations, there is only one final equation to complete before the scientists confirm the lost coordinate.
• 15:07
  Ernst: Then all we have to do is take the Star Scratcher there to scratch open space-time, engage thrusters at Zoomies speed, and fly through the portal to the Yarn Dimension.
• 15:24
  Redge: Not so fast.
• 15:26
  Ernst: What?
• 15:26
  Ernst: No! How did you resist the jazz hand attack?
• 15:31
  Redge: Using our top-of-the-line spy gadgets from the brilliant agent kit.
• 15:36
  Kit: Oh hey, thanks.
• 15:37
  Kit: Oh, by the way, Lope and Quills, I've been doing a little digging on the Star Scratcher.
• 15:42
  Kit: Patching my findings through the data pads I sewed into your suit sleeves.
• 15:46
  Redge: You really think of everything.
• 15:52
  Jack A. Lope: Ah
• 15:53
  Redge: I see.
• 15:55
  Ernst: What?
• 15:56
  Ernst: What do you see?
• 15:57
  Ernst: Two eyes on this massive screen?
• 15:59
  Ernst: The eyes of a fearsome foe who was trying to finish his evil monologue about his brilliant plan to take over Once Upon A Time and cover it in delightful yarn?
• 16:11
  Redge: So the name's Ernst, is it?
• 16:14
  Ernst: Er no?
• 16:17
  Redge: Kit is never wrong.
• 16:19
  Jack A. Lope: You cannot open the Yarn Dimension, Ernst.
• 16:22
  Redge: According to Kit's research, you will unleash yarn balls of epic proportions across our land.
• 16:29
  Jack A. Lope: Once Upon A Time we'll become so crisscrossed that not even our best scientists will be able to untangle the threads.
• 16:36
  Ernst: I don't care.
• 16:37
  Ernst: Star Scratcher, set speed to Zoomies.
• 16:40
  Ernst: Engage.
• 16:43
  Jack A. Lope: Whoa!
• 16:44
  Redge: Yeah
• 16:45
  Jack A. Lope: We're going at super speed.
• 16:47
  Jack A. Lope: Ernst is going to get to the portal of the Yarn Dimension in mere moments.
• 16:52
  Redge: But he still doesn't have the lost coordinate.
• 16:55
  Redge: There's time to draw him out.
• 16:59
  Ernst: Soon all the world will be covered in yarn to bat around with our paws.
• 17:06
  Redge: Jack, how will we get Ernst to reveal himself?
• 17:09
  Redge: There must be a way.
• 17:12
  Jack A. Lope: Wait a second.
• 17:12
  Jack A. Lope: Quills, look at your utility belt.
• 17:15
  Jack A. Lope: See anything that might be appealing?
• 17:19
  Redge: Brilliant, Jack!
• 17:21
  Kit: Ah, I'm picking up what you're putting down, boys, and giving them a little boost so they emit an extra dazzling light.
• 17:29
  Redge: We can always count on you, Kit.
• 17:32
  Jack A. Lope: On the count of three.
• 17:34
  Redge: One,
• 17:35
  Jack A. Lope: two
• 17:36
  Kit: Oh, I love countdowns.
• 17:38
  Redge: Uh Kit?
• 17:40
  Kit: Oh right.
• 17:41
  Kit: Three.
• 17:42
  All: Yo yo yo's engage!
• 17:48
  Ernst: What?
• 17:48
  Ernst: No, no, you can't do this
• 17:51
  Jack A. Lope: But look at these beautiful lights.
• 17:54
  Ernst: I won't.
• 17:55
  Ernst: Eyes on the prize, Ernst.
• 17:57
  Ernst: Just think of the Yarn Dimension.
• 18:00
  Redge: Look at this most delightful string.
• 18:04
  Ernst: Must resist the urge to bat at the string
• 18:09
  Jack A. Lope: Watch these nifty yo yo tricks, Ernst.
• 18:12
  Jack A. Lope: The sleeper.
• 18:13
  Redge: The gravity pull.
• 18:14
  Jack A. Lope: Cold fusion.
• 18:16
  Redge: Walking the dog.
• 18:18
  Ernst: No not the dog I must defeat the yo yo
• 18:27
  Jack A. Lope: The screen went black.
• 18:28
  Redge: The ship is slowing down.
• 18:30
  Ernst: Meow
• 18:32
  Redge: Look, Jack, Ernst.
• 18:34
  Jack A. Lope: He's coming out from hiding and is batting the string.
• 18:39
  Ernst: String
• 18:41
  Jack A. Lope: It looks like we've unraveled your plans, Ernst.
• 18:46
  Ernst: Wait, what?
• 18:47
  Ernst: No, no! You tricked me!
• 18:50
  Redge: When Double 0 Quills
• 18:52
  Jack A. Lope: and Lope, Jack A Lope
• 18:55
  Redge: are on the case, you can count on mission success.
• 18:59
  Ernst: I will reach the Yarn Dimension someday, Lope and Quills.
• 19:03
  Ernst: You can't stop me for long.
• 19:05
  Jack A. Lope: Let me just do a little rabbit on the trapeze trick, Will Quick.
• 19:10
  Ernst: Oh, string.
• 19:13
  Redge: That should keep him busy.
• 19:15
  Kit: Great work, guys! I've been able to hack into the Star Scratcher computer.
• 19:19
  Kit: Looks like Ernst was cloaking the Biblio 5 using space dumpster debris not far from your current location.
• 19:25
  Redge: Ah, I see.
• 19:27
  Redge: So he captured the ship in what looks like a yawn net.
• 19:31
  Kit: Excellent gadget construction, I have to say.
• 19:33
  Ernst: Huh, thank you.
• 19:35
  Ernst: Wow.
• 19:36
  Ernst: String!
• 19:38
  Redge: And he was using the expertise and resources of the Biblio 5 to open the Yarn Dimension Portal.
• 19:45
  Kit: And you two arrived just in time, because they were one digit away.
• 19:49
  Kit: You've been cleared to return to Dramatis and tow the Biblio 5 back into orbit around Once Upon A Time.
• 19:55
  Kit: I juiced up the ships to help you make the trip home.
• 19:58
  Jack A. Lope: But before we head home, maybe
• 20:02
  Redge: we can give the rocket boots another spin?
• 20:06
  Jack A. Lope: You read my mind, Agent Quills.
• 20:09
  Kit: Alright.
• 20:09
  Kit: Sounds like the perfect opportunity for another countdown.
• 20:12
  Redge: Prepare for rocket boot launch.
• 20:15
  Jack A. Lope: See you in the stars, Quills.
• 20:32
  Jonathan: This story was written by Molly Murphy and performed by Jonathan Cormur.
• 20:37
  Jonathan: Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Hamilton Sound Studios.
• 20:42
  Jonathan: Reach out to us on Instagram or email us at DorkTalestorytime at gmail.com.
• 20:48
  Jonathan: Find links in the show notes or go to dorktalesstorytime.com.
• 20:53
  Jonathan: Now, go be the hero of your own story, and we'll see you next once upon a time.