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BEST OF THE BIG SHOW: Dr Mogey · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a Thursday. You've got Keesy and pugsn, Hody, j
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  Speaker 1: and Mog. You're still on holiday. The full show back
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  Speaker 1: Bloody good stuff for there, pugsn. Look three days into
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  Speaker 1: me and you're broadcasting together. Man, do you feel like
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  Speaker 1: we're developing as a team? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah totally.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say our chemistry is better than ever,
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  Speaker 1: and then you've just got to sort of ruined it there. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: what I said, Yes, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: How are you man?
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  Speaker 3: You're going all good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I'm yeah, yeah, No, I'm going good, brother,
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  Speaker 1: And no doubt, by the end of this three hour
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  Speaker 1: period we will be warmed up, our chemistry will be missing,
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  Speaker 1: and of course the listeners too will be able to
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  Speaker 1: wrap their ears around some of the Big Show's greatest hurts.
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  Speaker 1: What have you coming up there, Pugshan, what's happening on
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  Speaker 1: the Big Show with old tags?
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  Speaker 3: I'm bringing back one of the most requested segments on
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  Speaker 3: the show. Really, it got made redundant, maybe like four
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  Speaker 3: years ago now, and it's about bloody time. Every live
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  Speaker 3: show we go to they say, can you bring it back?
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  Speaker 3: Can I bring it on back? Can I guess?
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  Speaker 1: Can I guess what it is? I think it's either
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  Speaker 1: is it chat chat?
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  Speaker 4: Good? Chat chat?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was time.
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  Speaker 1: Man, we got to kick off with a bang. You
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  Speaker 1: know the people want shit chat. It's got to be
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  Speaker 1: absolutely thrilled. You're telling me that. Every single time we
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  Speaker 1: do a live show, someone comes up and asks if
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  Speaker 1: you could do the sigmaz? What on my life?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's either it's at the live show or it's
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  Speaker 3: in the Hockey Big Show Instagram, DMS. I'm getting requests
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  Speaker 3: for people from people to bring back chat Chat.
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  Speaker 1: So here we are, man, this is that. This is
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  Speaker 1: what you ask for, Man, I'm looking forward to it, Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully it'll remind me of why we guess that segment
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  Speaker 1: in the first place. Well, also, we've got another opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to get yourself from the drawer to join us in
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  Speaker 1: Wellington for beer, Varna, flights and accommodation. Listen out for
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  Speaker 1: the qu to call Reeburg of ourchers galore, and of
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  Speaker 1: course today's Daily Goat match up. Yesterday, the Daily Goat Matchup,
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  Speaker 1: of course celebrating the Goat, which kicks off on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: was our greatest of all time. Love songs, Pugs, what
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  Speaker 1: is what is today's theme? Today's theme?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yesterday I was pretty subdued and romantic and honestly
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  Speaker 3: pretty erotic. So today I thought we'd pump it up
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  Speaker 3: a notch and go our wrestling entrance songs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so if we were to enter the ring
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  Speaker 1: and WW what song would play? If anyone's got any
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  Speaker 1: good suggestions, give us a text on three, four eight
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  Speaker 1: three the bedtime, it's rips of uneshugs. Yeah, let's go
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  Speaker 1: into the stone age.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, Yeah, you do The Hierarchy Big
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  Speaker 5: Show week days from four on Radio Hot.
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  Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon on The Hidicky Big Show. But a vervepipe
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  Speaker 1: for you there, Keezy and Pugs with you. Another best
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  Speaker 1: of the Big Show moment. And as I said before,
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  Speaker 1: this is one of the most requested segments that we
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  Speaker 1: put away up on a very high shelf at the
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  Speaker 1: request of our boss. But I'm bringing it back for
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  Speaker 1: you for one time only. This is the Hidaky Big
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  Speaker 1: Show shit Chet from twenty twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god.
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  Speaker 2: The previous voice break, we were talking about our gym
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  Speaker 2: workouts there, Mike, Mianog, you and I we're doing some
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  Speaker 2: serious weights. Yeah, there's no question about that. You've had
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a blow Well, you haven't had a
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  Speaker 2: blow out, you're just a bit sore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had.
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  Speaker 2: I had a bit of a blow out in the
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  Speaker 2: old neck there, which actually begs the question, when was
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  Speaker 2: the last time you shot yourself?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, the prolapsed anus that I had as a
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  Speaker 6: result of the league press and I just gave it
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  Speaker 6: too much that was touching cloth.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, so you lie down on your back sort
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  Speaker 4: of thing. Oh yeah, you're pushing a way away from you.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah I sort of got a bit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah I got a bit squashed there, but genuinely my
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  Speaker 6: pant you're saying shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, would have been recently.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You never go that long, Never go that long. I
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  Speaker 6: don't like to go too long without shading myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It just it keeps you real, you gets you down
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  Speaker 4: to this.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, what kind of you know up them
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  Speaker 6: cell pompous, arrogant goose goes around with clean Andy's twenty
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  Speaker 6: four seven.
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  Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like you've you know, you've done a proper workout,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't it? It does seriously for me. Last time I
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  Speaker 2: shut myself it was GM related in the sauna. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you get so you know, when you're doing those
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  Speaker 2: sort of weights, you get very relaxed, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? And I just totally unwound and then bo douge?
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  Speaker 4: Did do? Did do?
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  Speaker 2: Was that the noise of it in the Fortunately I
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  Speaker 2: was wearing a towel, which caught my what about you keys?
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  Speaker 2: Even when was the last time you ship yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Is this really what we're Okay, it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: over fifteen years ago, longer twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 4: I look, if you're gonna lie about it, there's no point.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 6: You're you're not going to be honest about to make
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  Speaker 6: what we're here as you know, as men trying to
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  Speaker 6: create an open dialogue.
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  Speaker 4: You know, men have got to be more honest. Keys,
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  Speaker 4: And if you're just going to bullshit this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's no point his name point, But how
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  Speaker 2: do you know? I know that if I if I
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  Speaker 2: went to the text machine three four eight three, we
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  Speaker 2: get some honesty there, you know what I mean? But
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  Speaker 2: fifteen twenty years ago, well.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was supposed to prove myself so often.
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  Speaker 4: Are you telling me you share yourself when you're fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Now, it would have been oh here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Probably I don't know, because that's right you were saying
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  Speaker 2: when you were primary school and stuff. That was the
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  Speaker 2: old shitter keys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, poopy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see while
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  Speaker 1: we get rid of that segment, pug Son, you know
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  Speaker 1: what last lastly back to it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, letsten back. I also kind of get it. But
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  Speaker 3: at the same time, you know what you got to
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  Speaker 3: You've got to give the people what they want. Man, Well,
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  Speaker 3: let us know three four eight three was that great content?
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  Speaker 1: Or should it be put back into the storage cupboard
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  Speaker 1: never to see the light of day ever again? Shat
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  Speaker 1: chat great shout.
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  Speaker 3: If we get heaps of texts, we might read something
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  Speaker 3: out and also everyone on the drawer for a fifty
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  Speaker 3: to rebiog year.
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  Speaker 1: Actually we want to hear from you good stuff, pug Son.
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  Speaker 1: This seriously, this is an epic shune valve? Is this slither?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Wasn't this one of your throbers quite recent?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 5: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 1: Hod Acual Link two on the Huducky Big Show Thursday
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  Speaker 1: afternoon with Keezy and Pugshan.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, The Daily Goat celebrating and getting fizzed up
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  Speaker 1: for the fact that the greatest of all time countdown
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  Speaker 1: is just a few days away. It gets underway eight
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  Speaker 1: am August seventeenth. Still plenty of time to vote. Text
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  Speaker 1: the word goat right now to three four eight three
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  Speaker 1: follow the link. You can also hit the haduky dot
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  Speaker 1: co dot m zid now. Yesterday's Daily Goat, it was
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  Speaker 1: Pugs and Me going here to hear putting forward our
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  Speaker 1: greatest of all time love songs, wasn't it, Pugs?
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly right, Kezy and I've got the pole results
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  Speaker 3: right here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So do you want to hear what the winner was?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Had me? Who was the winner?
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  Speaker 3: The Goats the Goat love song? Ah Green, that's right, man,
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  Speaker 3: And that's mishal right there.
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  Speaker 1: That is a post special. I love that song. It's
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  Speaker 1: actually that's a fun fact about the big shows. I
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  Speaker 1: think all four members really love that song. I what
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  Speaker 1: I'll say to you is that was our closest poll
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  Speaker 1: maybe ever. It was literally a five percent difference. Wow, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I went Barry White, so to lose out for Barry
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  Speaker 1: White to lose, I went more sixy yeah, Whereas I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that our green song is sixy but can
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  Speaker 1: also be a love song, whereas Barry White's just straight
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  Speaker 1: up on the nose. You know you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: maybe Nick some if we do goat sixy song, you
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  Speaker 1: can pick that one. I will, I will, indeed, no,
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  Speaker 1: I usually go song two by Blur that's real sixy Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's also a minute fifty long. Okay, So today's today's
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  Speaker 1: great daily goat head to hit. The theme is wrestling
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  Speaker 1: entrance songs. We asked people to tix through on three
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  Speaker 1: four eight three. If they were wrestlers and they had
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  Speaker 1: to choose the song, what would the song be? Just
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  Speaker 1: look at the text machine now, pugs, it's all go
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people in the drawer for fifty dollars
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  Speaker 1: with the reburger. James ticks through walk by pan Terra.
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  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't walk. I'd sprint out at full speed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: That is terrifying. This bit here and then boom, just
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  Speaker 1: sprint out full speed. There's straight to the ring.
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  Speaker 3: That's the right kind of song with the right kind
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  Speaker 3: of build up for a wrestling entrance.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have to really back it up though, you know
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  Speaker 1: it's it's a real statement. Absolutely, here's a great text
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  Speaker 1: on three four eight three. I don't have a nomination
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  Speaker 1: for myself, but I've got one for Hoidi j he
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  Speaker 1: should come out to gravel Pit And that's from ta
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  Speaker 1: I've watched from the land of the looks behold the
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  Speaker 1: fair Horse.
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  Speaker 3: If you've ever been on the hot Achi Big Show
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  Speaker 3: and Swer and you've seen clips of Jace dancing, it's
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  Speaker 3: usually to this tempo. You know, he does that like
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  Speaker 3: weird hand wavy thing.
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  Speaker 1: He's a big Wu tan guy, and I love the
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  Speaker 1: idea of Wu Tan playing and then Hoidi j running
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  Speaker 1: out his you know, five of his steps equaling the
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  Speaker 1: same amount of stif that a regular man would take
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  Speaker 1: in his homeman's boots, yeah, and his woman's boots. That's right. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go first today, Okay, yeah, yeah, Now, I am
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  Speaker 1: aware that my goat wrestling entrance song is kind of
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  Speaker 1: similar to a very very famous and well known current wrestler. However,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a shit because the song rules. It's
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  Speaker 1: by Metallica. Play it, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 3: That's where everybody in the crowd looks to the entrance.
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  Speaker 1: The lights go up. That's right, and here's old kesy
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  Speaker 1: oh Keysy's there.
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  Speaker 4: He's on all fours. He's looking back over his shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: How did he do that so quickly?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: How's he going to get to the ring?
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  Speaker 1: I'll just crawl down backwards, slowly down the ramp towards
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  Speaker 1: the ground shoulder. That's terrifying. That is for whom the
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  Speaker 1: bell tells. And that is my nomination for the daily
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  Speaker 1: Goat Wrestling entrances.
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  Speaker 3: Very very theatrical choice. Keysy, Well, I've gone for something
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  Speaker 3: that I quite like.
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  Speaker 1: This is Limp Biscuits. Stay your way, mother.
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  Speaker 7: It's just one of those days.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's what I'm gonna do to you when I
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  Speaker 2: get at the ring.
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  Speaker 7: What does it?
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  Speaker 1: Break stuff? Yeah, break stuff on Limp Biscuit. It's an shune.
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  Speaker 3: No matter what you think about Limp Bisket, that song
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  Speaker 3: absolutely rips nus.
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  Speaker 1: It does once again. Both of those songs are huge
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  Speaker 1: tunes and we bit of back it up when it
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  Speaker 1: comes time to throw it down in the ring. Watch
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  Speaker 1: one Do you prefer? Text us three four eight three
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  Speaker 1: every text and the draw fifty bucks Reburger The.
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  Speaker 5: Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
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  Speaker 5: week days at four on Radio hold ikon.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Hidarchy Big Show, Oasis wonder Wolf for Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: You've got Kezy in Pugs Full Show back together Monday
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  Speaker 1: and the Goat Countdown gets underway then as well. But
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  Speaker 1: in the meantime, Caezy, we are diving deep, deep into
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  Speaker 1: the archives here of the Hidarky Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: And just a reminder, you can actually hear every show
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  Speaker 4: But this nigs.
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  Speaker 3: But look we're getting what are we eight months into
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  Speaker 3: the year now, it's probably time to start thinking about
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  Speaker 3: your summer board. And this time two years ago on
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  Speaker 3: the Hodocky Big Show, Hoody Jay was doing exactly that, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, Fellas. I look outside and it's a beautiful day
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  Speaker 2: here in Auckland City and hopefully it's like that around
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  Speaker 2: the country, and of.
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  Speaker 4: Course except it's raining there.
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  Speaker 2: Well it will be let's be honest, with windy airs
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  Speaker 2: and you'll be freezing your arself. It'll be gray and
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  Speaker 2: dismal walking the streets, just going why am I living here?
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  Speaker 4: This is just hell on earth?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, but I don't know about you, guys. What I
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  Speaker 2: know about you, Maggie because I I'm sitting here in
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  Speaker 2: the studio looking across at you and your magnificent tight
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  Speaker 2: white T shirt. You've just had a bowl of rice
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  Speaker 2: and a boneless breast with no skin on as opposed
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  Speaker 2: to a breast with boone bony breast. They call it
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  Speaker 2: piece of checking out. I know you're back on the
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  Speaker 2: fitness Campaignram, You've got rid of the daries, You've got
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  Speaker 2: rid of the booze, You're going hard and you go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the same frame of mind because I look
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  Speaker 2: at that beautiful weather and I.
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  Speaker 4: Think summer's coming.
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  Speaker 2: Some's coming, man, And so I've got right back into
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  Speaker 2: my fitness campaign. I downloaded a yoga app today. No,
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  Speaker 2: a yoga app.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a good right that down. It's a
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  Speaker 4: billion dollar idea that.
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  Speaker 2: You do with a straight back chair, and I'm really
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  Speaker 2: looking forward to hanging in that tomorrow. Also, of course,
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  Speaker 2: I've been going to the gym every day, sometimes twice
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  Speaker 2: a day. One of the things I haven't done because
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  Speaker 2: I need to work on my cardio vascular and so
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  Speaker 2: I went, Jesus, been while since I've been for a run.
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  Speaker 2: So I went for a run today, and boy, what
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  Speaker 2: a rude awakening that was for old hoardia j tim
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  Speaker 2: k in I'm rooted.
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  Speaker 1: How long is sorry? How fun are you usually run?
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  Speaker 1: Because ten k is quite a run.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the like for a Reagan. When I was
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  Speaker 2: doing it regularly, probably twenty five thirty k would be my.
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  Speaker 1: Standy sort of, so you do a half marathon daily.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I got to ten k, and I mean
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  Speaker 2: I was part of I mean, I could have probably
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  Speaker 2: gone another four or five, but I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to call it here. And it's like, gee,
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  Speaker 2: this is what happens when you ignore your body for
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  Speaker 2: a long period of time and you you get back
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  Speaker 2: into it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 6: It's a different kind of fitness, isn't it. And it
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  Speaker 6: takes you a while to warm back. And how many
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  Speaker 6: minutes are those caves taking you?
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  Speaker 2: Generally four and a half five?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's shocking. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well I just wanted to take it easy because I
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  Speaker 2: had to blow a hamstring or you know, I'm a
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  Speaker 2: bart on my calves or anything like that. It's just
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  Speaker 2: a gentle joe, like I say. But even that gentle
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  Speaker 2: jog I was rooted. Yeah, absolutely rooted.
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  Speaker 1: I're in three k's today. Yeah, And I was quite
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  Speaker 1: tired after that because i'n't been running for a while.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have been doing it for the last
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  Speaker 1: the sort of three weeks and I was knacked after
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  Speaker 1: three caves. Right, yeah, So the fact that you can
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  Speaker 1: come straight back into it for how long have you.
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  Speaker 2: Been off it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't run for five six years.
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  Speaker 6: But the thing about Jose's got a natural Runners build
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: a little bit shorter, you know, natural, that's the truth.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Or the greats are a little bit smaller. Have you
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: not watch the Olympics, keyzy, you know, great pictoral muscles,
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: strong upper body, strong arms to really swing them through, right,
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: massive head, a massive honkre at the front to sort
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: of cut through the air.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: But also you're missing out my massively muscular ass.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true. Powers through.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: No I've seen Joe. I mean I can show you no, no, no,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I've seen everything Jason has to offer. Yeah, I'm portraying
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: like a you know, a runner like Mo Farrah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Oh you know what I mean.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: And I just feel like he's built very differently to Jason.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean I think, yeah, we don't want to
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: get bogged down and appearance is kezy.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: They'll get you in trouble with podcasting standards.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: The point I will hang on.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: The point I was trying to make was that you know,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I understand that a lot of people are probably going
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: through this process themselves at the moment he is. I
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: want to know if people out there on three four
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: eight three text I sat, leave us a give us
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: a call. Have you started your campaign to look buff
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: for some question? What are you doing and what are
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: you doing with that campaign? Because I'm curious to know.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: You're absolutely right, mate, We're only a couple of a
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: couple of weeks away from spring, and once you're in spring,
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: you better have a workout regime underway. Otherwise you're in
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: deep trouble come summer unless you don't care, you know.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm perfectly happy, happy to help people with their campaigns,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like a mentor. But I'm
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: going to get back to my mince and cheese pie.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: The thing about Jason Pugs is that he bangs on
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: and on about doing all sorts of gym work, going
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: for runs, doing shuttle sprints, doing cheer yogat and he
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: looks exactly the same every single day, no changes. I agree.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I do think he's lying about most of those workouts,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: but I know that he's not lying about doing chest
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: day because those buzzies are consistantly huge.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: They are big buzzies on a small frame. And that's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: coming from a man like yourself, Pugs. Now, when you
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: say that, what are you saying? I've got huge buzzies?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: A queue to call?
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Can I get me buddy your beer?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: A little big show Beavana support brew crew, have a beer.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: The Big Show rolling into Wellington next week Friday and Saturday,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: of course, is Beervana, New Zealand's biggest celebration of delicious beers.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And the night before on the Thursday, we're going to
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: go to Bethel Woods, which is a pub in town
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: and Wellington. There we need a crew, We need a
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: couple of extras to jump in there with us, help
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: us out, put on a backbone shirt, have a few
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: brews and then stay for the weekend with free flights
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: and free accommodation. The kitter callers played Parks, let's go
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: to the lines, get a cres How are you mad, bastard?
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Good? Thanks man, Chris?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust week in education.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Ah, what I'm talking about? What level of education are
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: we talking there, Chris?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: Very low level education?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in terms of the quality or the agent's heads.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And Chris, are you a good team member?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Great mate, bloody ripper all right, And if you were
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: to win this prize, how are you going.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: To bring with you? I'll see what mum's up to. Mom.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Chris is gonna pretty loves getting on the path.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So just can you just write mummies boy
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: next to Chris pups and that works out really well
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: because I'm a huge fan of mums.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: So I'll just put a little esterious.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just put it. And also, Chris, just if you
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: do win, maybe just keep your mum away from pugs at.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You're in the drawer though, mate, So you hold the
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: line alright, he doesn't have to hold the line, Casy
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: hold the line.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Chris.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: You're good, Chris, you can hang up. I appreciate you, okay, right, Richard,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: how are you going, good man yourself?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Good mate? What are you up to?
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying the garage school that can back.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Back in one out whilst on the radio, How good man, what.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Do you do for a chrass, Rich, I'm a boider.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Of course, you are your backbone. Do you like beers, Rich?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I love them good.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: And one last question. If you win this prize down
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: to Wallington Flights accommodation, joining the crew for a couple
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: of days made it Beervana. Who would you bring with
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you on? Probably have to bring my wife? Yeah, okay,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: bring you You're awful. Good for you, Rich. You are
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: officially in the drawer, mate, fingers crossed. You hold the line?
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Rich?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Listen, mate, I appreciate the court. You do not have
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: to hold the line in the drawer. Been a safe
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: than Sorry. I do not hold the line. Sorry, thanks
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: for the your funeral, your funeral. I'd hold the line,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Pugs The Hdiky Big Show with Mike and Key tune
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: in week days at four on Radio Hodak.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Your division on The Hiducky Big Show Thursday Afternoon with
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Keezy and Pugs. It's almost five o'clock. You know what
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: that means? What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, Pugs.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Last night I watched not one episode, but three episodes
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: in a row, and it was my wife, who was
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: the one saying we need to keep watching it. The
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: third season of Australian romantic comedy Colin from Accounts.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were going to say outrageous Fortune,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: but yeah, you've raved about this one before.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: So it's a really great show. It's on TVNS in
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: plus the half an hour episodes. It's about a guy
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: and a girl and they accidentally have a bit of
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: a car crash and the dog gets hurt in the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: very first episode, and they adopt the dog together, and
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: so basically the thing that keeps them together is the
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: fact that they kind of both injured this dog and
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: now it's their dog. That's very cute, that sounds very wholesome.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: It's super cute. And the dog's name is Colin from Accounts.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That's the name of the TV show.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: So ah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And in real life too, these two people write the show,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the two lead actors, and they are actually married in
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: real life, which is super cool.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I think that's very cute when you get those really
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: like and they actually come out decent, these projects that
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: are a collaboration by a couple.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so first two seasons are really good. The
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: second season was pretty good. The third season is the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: funniest season by far. It is so good. And usually
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: shows like they start to sort of, you know, taper
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: off slightly. But the first and second episode of season three,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: it was, had some of the funniest stuff I've like,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: certainly out of Bossie that I've seen in a long time. Yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: very very very good show. It's a good show to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: watch with the partner. Half an hour, good laughs, very funny.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Highly recommend Colin from accounts tving Zi plus and I
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: give honestly, I give that show like four point two
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: buzzies out of five. It's all really good too. That's
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: very very highly rated. Well done.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to find out something good like that, especially
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: that your wife can enjoy as well. And now I
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: went to a gig last night, but on the weekend
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: I got into a franchise. I got into a franchise
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: that I was really into when I was in high
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: school and I rewatched them.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: What's the anime? One again that you're into something? No,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: which one is it? This is the Step Up franchise?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Do you remember those movies? The Step Up, the dancing,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the dancing movies. So when I was like thirteen, all right,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: like I had.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I think I had like a step sister that was
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: like madly into like hip hop and stuff, and she'd
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: like put me onto all these tunes that they and
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: then they'd play them in the movies. And my sister
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: was a fan, and so I got into the Step
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Up movies when I was a kid. Right started off really,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: so we watched three in a row. So you went
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: to Step Up to the Streets, Step Up one, Step Up,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Step Up to the Streets, and Step Up three, whatever
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: the hell it was. Step Up to the Streets is
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: my favorite because that's got all that like old school
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: like two thousands kind of production, like the Timberland and
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: the Loop stuff, and it's honestly pretty pretty dope. It's
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: pretty dope. But then the third one off a cliff shit. Yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: So I gave Step Up a good like three Busy,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Step Up two, three Busies, Step Up three one Buzzy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Pugs by the way out. Of all the people listening
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: right now to Radio Hodarchy, what percentage of them do
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you think would be interested in your rating of the
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Step Up dance movies.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I know that they've got the air right up to
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: the to the what do you call it?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: The wireless, the speaker, Yeah, the wireless. Yeah. If you're
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: a thousand years old, good work man, watching three.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I was pretty hungover here.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: God goes without saying these days, doh. Hey, if you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: don't want to watch three terrible movies in a row,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: but you'd like to go and see a good movie
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: at the theater, there is a brand new mystery thriller
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: from jj Abrams starring you in McGregor and and Hathaway.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It is called The End of Oak Street. You can
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: jump on YouTube, take a look at the trailer see
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: if you like it. It's in Cinema's Today. Looks me
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: it does look it looks great. If you like a
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: double pass to go and see that, we've got a
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: few to give away, so just text us on three
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: four eight three. Let us know who you'd take to
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: go and see that movie, and it could be yours.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 23:51
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• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That's right, it is the Hurdarky Big Show for Thursday,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the thirteenth of August twenty twenty six. You've got Kezy
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: and Hugs with your full show back on Dick this
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: coming Monday, can't bloody weight in the meantime, This show
• 24:06
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• 24:17
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I I really need help. I just, I
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  Speaker 7: just I think it's really important that everyone knows just
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I hate it when that happens. Reburger delicious. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Reburger to morrow.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Pugs.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Well, it's an emergency, keezy, so the center to better
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: put it that way. I'm supposed to be playing golf tomorrow,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: but the weather is absolutely terrible. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: instead of playing eighteen holes of golf and spending like
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  Speaker 1: five hours at the golf course, I'll go to Reburger
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  Speaker 1: and have like a way bit of time. That's right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a way a bit of time. I've been playing five
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: five hours worth of golf with my mates there. What's
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: coming up on the show Parks. I understand you'vet another
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: best of the Big Show moment for us, and it's
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: quite a pivotal moment in the history of the Big Show.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: About three years ago we all decided to put the
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Honker jokes to rest.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Obviously that hasn't worked out, but back then we thought
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: that we were going to put it to rest.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: And then we decided that we would get an actual
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: cosmetic surgeon and to measure our noses in the way
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: that he would before doing a rhinoplasty or whatever. And
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: so this is the moment before the nose results came out.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: We're be getting your productions on three four eight three
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: on who you thought would have the biggest nose, and
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: then on tomorrow show, I'll spin back the best bit
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: of the actual results.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: That's right. And also, yeah, well the hang on the
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: thing about the nose jokes is that it's sort of
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: permeated throughout the Big Show since it's almost since its inception.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And the reason why it's okay is because myself, mainly,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Mogi and Hoody j massive noses on all three of us. Really, yeah,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: so it was just like an open it was just
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: what's it? It was open season. You could just say
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: whatever you wanted. If you've got a nose joke, it
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: was good to go. And I still remember the nervousness
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: of finding out who had like scientifically the biggest nose yep,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and obviously the relief that it wasn't me. But we'll
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: play that audio tomorrow. Did you say that specific audio?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: So the results tomorrow, but next it'll be part of
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: that build up in like Pegele's predictions on who they
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: thought it would be. And also another thing, I'm a
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: bit worried I'm turning into Hoidy j but we can
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: get into that a bit later.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: in week days and four on radio.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Hold on Black Keys on The Hidarky Big Show Thursday
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Afternoon with Keezy and Pugsan.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: One of the most historic moments in the Big Show's
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: history was the Great Honker Measuring of twenty and twenty three.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: There was a huge anticipation, a big build up and
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: weeks and weeks of jokes, and so we decided to
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: get a cosmetic surgeon in. But before that we wanted
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: to get your predictions on three for eight three of
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: who in the Big Show has the biggest honker.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Doctor Juline who is a place of Sgio and he
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: will be doing an official measuring of the Big Show
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: noses to decide who takes out the coveted title of
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: biggest schnozz.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're hoping to put this into bed once and
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: for all, figure out and have definitive proof that yes,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Mogi does have the biggest nose out of all of us.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: A lot of texts coming in on three four A
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: three vibey To be honest, it's just everyone going in
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: on all three of us.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: It has It's all over the show. Yeah, that is
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: that sort of.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Evenly split the abuse? Or is it is it favoring
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: one or tother?
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Or is it is it pretty even?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: No, it is pretty even. Mike has the biggest schnozze
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: cheers Keezy for sure. Minogue the biggest schnozz for sure.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Hashtag Gonzo Mike Minos Keezy aka Grover.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard any haughty jays in there, to be
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: honest with.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You, Oh you want some haughty j if we're don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: get by volume, surely it's hoity j It's like a
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: deformed spud happy to.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Tell you what snoid it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Is, the moving fleshy monolith reported by the astronauts on
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: the International Space Station.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Are you happy?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I like the fact that mine have got a
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: bit more detailed, a bit of pinash about.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: The per is so big it has its own gravitational pull,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: making other noses come closer to him.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Bet Hoities was one of those into the window of
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: the school bus when he looked out in shame and
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: the resident bully pushed his head into the wind.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Why was Keesy's nose anoyed at basketball practice? This is
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: a joke, by the way, Okay, go because it didn't
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: get picked.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Speaking of basketball, old keys, let's keep it on nose
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Easy had a game last night making yeah shambles.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Look, keep the text coming in on three four eight three.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: The Ducky big Show, Big Pole is already up and
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: just quickly to what three minutes? You want a quick update? Sure,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Ja's forty five percent of the vote. Holy hell, Kezy
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: thirty two that could be like three votes. Mike, you're
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: coming third on twenty two percent?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so hardy j looking like the front runner.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Wow, good by, No.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Let me say it is so evening split split on
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: the on the text machine here, yes, and it's evening
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: split in the room like it could go anyway.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Do you know what's weird about that is that it's
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: evenly split, but your facial features aren't, because like fifty
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: percent of your face's nose.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, and that is that is a weird thing.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: The only thing weirder than that is that you've chosen
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: to underline that massive hunger of yours with that patchy
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: shit house.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I've got to miss this.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Well, we need to we need to get this sort
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: of really quick. She's bubbling. Now, she's bubbling.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I completely forgot that the whole point of getting the
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: plastic surgeon and was to stop the nose jokes. They
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: haven't stopped at all. They've just intensified over the last
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: three years.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Is Yeah, Well, the point was if we knew who
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: had the biggest one, then that would take out the
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: open season playing field, and then it would be one
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: person that might be vulnerable to it instead of just
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: shots being fired left, right and center.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, why stop a good thing? The
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: nose jokes continued, And I'll tell you why. It's becoming
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: an integral part of our show. Pugs hey, speaking of
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: integral parts of our show. Must have a good tune
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: to go into here, right, Aha, what about some pil
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: jam b Yeah.
• 30:29
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• 30:32
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• 30:43
  Speaker 1: That's right, the Daily Goat and the lead up to
• 30:45
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• 30:48
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• 30:51
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• 30:56
  Speaker 1: z Today's Daily Goat. It's where I put forward a song,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: pug puts forward a song, and we're trying to find
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the goat of a particular category. Today's category the Goat
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Wrestling entrance music song. So if I was to run
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: out to be part of WWE Wrestling, this song from
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Metallica would play, Ay, Yeah, here he comes, and then
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: all the lights would go down. That's right, Oh keys,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: he's there. He's in his job strap. He's jogging down
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to the ring.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: So you wouldn't do any of the sort of semantics
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: at the top end, you know, a little dancy dance
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: or some you're.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Don't do any I just I don't do any of
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that four play stuff. I'm just straight down to business.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You kind of give that vibe when it comes to
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: getting in the ring. That's how I operate. Hang on, Pugs,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I know when you get in the ring you like
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: to fluff around quite a bit to sort of make
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: up for what the display you're about to put on
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: in the ring. What song did you choose?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Again? Man your way mother. It's just one of those.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Days, Limp Biscuit, because if I'm in the ring, I'm
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: breaking everything.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nice man, Limp Biscuit.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: There.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I chose from the Boalto's Metallica. You can vote at
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the Huducky Big Shows Instagram story. Now, we've had a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: few great texts on three four eight three Pugs, every
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: single one of them in the draw for a fifty
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: dollar at Reburger voucher. Great suggestion first of all from Steve.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Mama said knock you out from l ol COOLJ. Don't
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: call it a comeback, it would be such a great song,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: great shout.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: This is l our cool J.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Before he was on n c I S or whatever
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: show he was on, I can't remember. Probably his best
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: song to be honest. Another great shout here. This is
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: from Andy, who by all accounts must be an angry man.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He's gone for some turnstile. Good Lord, just fury, pure
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: un adults.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Fury.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I'm always advocating for more turnstile on Hodak. We don't
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: plan it enough.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I love this. They do, they do rule. And this
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: is a great suggestion too from Mark. If you're a
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: fan of the Simpsons, shout out to Homer playing why
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: can't we be friends? As he walked out to fight
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Drideric Tatum. That is an all time throwback Simpson's reference
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: from the good old days of the Simpsons, the glory days.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Pugs doesn't get me super jazz, but I get it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But that was what was great about at home, Simpson
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: walking out with Mo most his lackers, trainer, keep those
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: ticks coming three four eight three, feeling it yourself and
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the draw fort Reeburger vouchers also Pugs. Just before we go,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I was giving a lovely shout out to make Can
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I make a shout out? Is that all good?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Keysy?
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: This time around?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: You can have it, brother, Thanks, I was gonna do
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: it anyway.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Thanks.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Pugs. This one goes out to a bloke by the
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: name of Jerry. He's a project manager and Todunger. He
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: works on landscaping. Just a lovely message from his part
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and the Petra saying love you doll and keep up
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the good work. Didn't you date Petra for a while? Pugs.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: The hood Achy Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy
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• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Tune there from Push Push and the Hdaky Big Show
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Thursday evening with Kezi and pugsh.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I've been diving deeper and deeper and now I'm sub
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: what is it the Mariana Trench, Maranara Trench. Yeah, it's
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: the Marnara Trench. Now that's my dream kind of trench man.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I've been diving in there finding best bits for your
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: listening pleasure. And I've gone all the way back to
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty two now, so I've gone even further back
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: to this time four years ago. And you can hear
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: the difference in sound for the show. But it's all good,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: It's all gold. This is a classic hold Acke Big Show.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Yaana.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: When Jason Mike used to work together out.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: On the sea, I was just thinking to myself. You
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: remember the time you and I we used to we
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: used to deliver yachts, super yachts, that sort of thing
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: from one country to another.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: That was some of our best times. I reckon, mate,
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: it was a Yeah, it was bloody good, wasn't it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: It was such a free kind of life.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Just you and me and the ocean and a brand
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: new boat.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: And what I mean by that, you know, someone would say,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: say in the UK or something like that, that have
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: a yacht that they want to deliver it to New
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Zealand and we'd go over.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: To the UK generally quite wealthy, Yeah, generally.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Speaking, that fly us over there and we'd sailor across
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: the seas there.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: It was very good, very accomplished sailors. Probably people don't
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: know that about us, That's true.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: We were very good, No, we were, and it was
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: It was one of those things where you know, as
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: time goes on, now it seems like the wall will
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: get smaller and smaller. You totally mean, But when it's
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: just you and your mate and a boat that you
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: don't care if it gets damaged versus mother nature, I mean,
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: you feel pretty small, don't you, mate?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do you look out that horizon there curling
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: into the distance.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: It's very humbling, actually it is.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: And you're right, you know.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: The great thing about is that you know, we we're
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: in charge of delivering it, but I've got beaten up
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: along the way. I mean, it's neither hend nor there.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: To yeah all here and no responsibility. Yeahs as the
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: official term, but really it was.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: No cared reviews or you couldn't really review it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: It was just yeah, this is here, it is man,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: yeah exactly.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: And they weren't really sort of doing reviews back then.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: No review action, no, no, no.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: But you remember when we came back and it was
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: quite good because we're trying to get it back, this
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: particularly yacht for these people to hit, you know, snobby
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: bastards if you're honest, totally to have a summer holiday.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: But we got back ahead of schedule because we had
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: a tailwind, which served us well. So Jason and I were.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Doing sales, I remember, and that a yeah, And so
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: we went down to the South Islan.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: They have a little geeze around there, as we had
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: a bit of time up our sleeve and sort of
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: pested it around up and down a couple of rivers.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and beautiful.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: And it was a bit weird.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: I remember somebody from Old Dock is that what they
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: call it, Department of Conversation just went bloody mad at
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: us one day because we hadn't cleaned the hull.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: We hadn't cleaned the whole. Yeah, like we would ever
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: do that?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: How am I going to do that? You want me
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: to go on the water, mate? Yeah, I'm not a
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: fish totally. I'm not a boat. The boat's the boat.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: I'm a person.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Right, So you got in trouble with Doc, So did you?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: What was it like?
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: Stuff on the boat? Well, the thing is, when we
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: left the boat was as clean as when we got there.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: It was covered in this green snot sort of stuff
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: like an algae. Yeah like that yeah, yeah, like rock snot. Yeah,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: that's probably what it looks.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: That's what he said it was.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And I mean and when it when it was covered
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: in it, she was covered in it, right, I was
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: going right up how everywhere?
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he is going, all right, calm down. So
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: we left and went to a different river, another river,
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: and then another river and another river. And there's always
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: these things like clean the home of your moon. And
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: that's the thing. That's why I sort of yearned for
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: the old seafear and days, because there was never any
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: signs anywhere saying clean your bat.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shoes, yeah, carry on.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Was this like early two thousand and four five year
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: around there?
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So you guys introduced did he moo into New Zealand?
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Did he moo meet Altero? Yeah? I guess we did. Yeah, right, And.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, There's nothing like going to a
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: beautiful lake down in the south arm of the beautiful
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: crystal clear water and seeing that rock snot just glistening
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: in the in the water there. It's lovely, isn't it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think to yourself, I did that.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it like an invasive species?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: It's everywhere easy.
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• 39:20
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• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It's almost six PM. This glorious Thursday evening, you got
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Kezy and Pugs filling in while Hoidy j and Mogi
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: are away on holiday. The full show is back in
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: full this coming Monday, and the Goat Countdown will officially
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: be underway by that stage too, So it's all happening
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Pugs while Horny Jay's away. He's currently up north as
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: a weather bomb has hit the northern part of the country.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: He's up there enjoying it. Yeah, but he's actually got
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you house sitting for him. How's it been going.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not the first time, but the last time
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I did it was a couple of weeks ago and
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: it was only like two days. This is a bit
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: more of an extended period. So last it was my
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: first night last night, and I'm going right the way
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: through to Saturday. So obviously he has his cat there, Jizz,
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: So you're looking at his cat, Jizz, So I'm looking
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: after his jizz. Yeah, and my partner will be there,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: but also I have some time where it'll just be
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: me in the place. She's going away as well. Right,
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: And there's something different about the last time I did it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: The last time I did it, I think I was
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: so paranoid about, you know, making sure the doors were
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: locked and everything was right and the oven was off
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: and it's not my house and don't touch this and
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: don't touch that. But because it's my second time around,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: I'm getting kind of a different feeling and I'm not
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: one hundred percent.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Sure what that is. Is it starting to feel like home?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: It is starting. I'm way more comfortable put it that way. Like,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: you know, like, wait, I'm sleeping in Haughty Jay's bed.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That's interesting, isn't it. It's really interesting.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But you know, I get up in the morning and
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: this morning, for example, never done this before in my life,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: turn like put my little legs over the bed, and
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I just went, Really, you had.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: A big site, and that's interesting. So was there anything
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: particularly bad you were steering down the barrel of Well,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: not really.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Honestly, not really. I've got a great life, so I
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: don't know what i'd be complaining.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that's Hoidy J. That's Toidy J. Yeah,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: because you know, and I had a mate around at
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: my place the other day. He's a builder who's done
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: some work for Haughty J as well. Yeah, and he
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: was saying that, you know, while he was at Haughty
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: J's place working on the house. He'd just be looking
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: through the window and Jason just be wandering backwards and
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: forwards to the fridge, opening it, sighing, closing the fridge,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: watching Telly and doing pretty much nothing and having a
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: great chill existence. Yeah, and then doing a few hours
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: of radio, and he'd still be sighing and iffing and
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: jeffing the whole time.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Mate, I've like halved my commute. I literally live like
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: in the central CBD.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what my problem was, but I got
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: up and I just had an air of grumpinis about me.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: So then I go, you know, I go to the ketchup.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I have a coffee machine at my usual place, and
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: so I figured that I can probably run Jason's one.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it seemed pretty similar to mine. Managed
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: to burn the milk. Oh really, you did burn the milk. Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: managed to.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Burn the milk.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I really really annoyed the messes there. Who was staying
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: with me?
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Did you?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Pecka said when you sort of mentioned it. I haven't
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: talked to her since. Yeah, good, she complained about it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: And also I was looking up at her mess of
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: because she was wearing these massive boots. Anyway, so I thought,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: I've got a bit of time. Obviously, I don't have
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: to be in here till the AVO. So I was
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: walking and I just found myself and the WAPs of
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Auckland CBD wearing my partner's boots and city wops. Okay,
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: the WAPs of Auckland CBD, you know what I mean.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Like a ways away, I was on my way to
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: work and I managed to get lost. I ended up
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: at a hot pot restaurant around the corner with my
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: hands behind her back looking at the menu there.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Wow, okay, did you partake in the hot pot? I did?
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I did, and it was nice and spicy, And now
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go tell everyone about it and not
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: shut the IF up.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, Well this is this is answering a
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: lot of questions because I did notice, and I was
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: gonna have a chat to you about this. Before we
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: came on here, you were saying quite a lot of
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: racist stuff.
• 42:49
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• 42:55
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• 42:57
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• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yah yah yam yam, Pugs.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: At this time of the show, we usually discussed what
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: is for dinner. I'm not sure if you were around yesterday.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: While I was trying to choose a restaurant to take
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: my parents out for dinner, no, because basically they are
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: very aware of all the restaurants around us, and I'm
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: trying to pick one right, and so I was like, well,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: why don't we go here for dinner? And I've got oh,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: that's not very good there anymore. I'm like, okay, what
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, Okay, I've booked to go here.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: It has really good reviews and I feel like eating Mexican.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: And then they were like, oh no, no, don't go there.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: We went there a few months ago and it was
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: really bad, and I was like okay, and they booked
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: another restaurant. They were like, oh, we went there last week, so.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: You were never going to win.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: At what point do you just say, okay, well you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: guys pick well because it's meant to be for my birthday. Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: so I just said, well, look how about this one.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Here's Italian. It seems nice and oh yes, we love
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: that restaurants. Okay, great, Okay, we found it. It took
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: four goes, but we found the restaurants. We're gonna win that.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: They're block walling you from your own birthday choice. It's
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: what it's what parents are allowed to do. Pugs. You know,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: they've got their little quirks, and to be fair, the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: reasons are all pretty valid. They were like, oh they've
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: got a new owner now a new ship, but it's
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: not as good anymore, that sort of stuff, you know, right, Okay,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: fair enough Italian? What are you because you're your house
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: sitting houghty J So you're in the CBD.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in the CBD. But I did go out
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: for dinner last night. I had a beautiful mushroom dish.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: These sort of they were kind of dumpling dumpling shape,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: sort of ravioli things. But tonight it's just a quiet
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: night and at the Ji's Palace so I'm going to
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: have a past to sell it with my partner, but
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: a pisto, but of ravioli and some cause shit things
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be good. It's lots of greenery, lots
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of edge. Should it be young? That sounds delightful, Pugs?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: It does?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: It weirds me out, like it's fine? But what like
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine sleeping in hoidy j bed or sleeping
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: in Mogi's bed, or me sleeping in your bed or
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: vice versa. Like it's a bit weird, don't you think?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You know what? Man?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: I have been doing my best not to think about it,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: so maybe we shouldn't either.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, you what you know? You're getting up to any
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: mischief from their bed, Pugs? Or is it just like, no,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: this is haughty Jay's you know it's all above board.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I am not at liberty to say, ah, Pugs, you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: daddy Ben, excuse any Jay's bed? Excuse me?
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You Stallion, you Stallion.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: God.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Hey, this song goes out to Pugs. She hard, she
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: real hard? My right, Pugs, No, you Stallion.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Tune in on radio.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It's the Phoies on the Hidarky Big Show Thursday evening
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: with Keezy and Pugsarn and of course the Phoies will
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: be featuring quite heavily, i would say, in the Greatest
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: of All Time Countdown, which gets started this coming Monday
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: at eight am sharp. You can still vote for your
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: favorite tunes. Text the word go to three four eight three,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: follow the link to vote. You can also vote at
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Hoduki dot co dot nz. Now we've reached the final
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: best bit of the day.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Obviously there'll be more tomorrow when we come back here
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: at four pm, but I wanted to finish with a
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: real banger, and it wouldn't be right if I didn't
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: bring back arguably the great well at least top three
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Big Show improvs of all time, one one that my
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: partner still quotes to me to this day. And I'll
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: let you listen and figure out exactly what that quote is.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Why not It sounds free lines, camera action. Now it's
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: time for the Big Show prom So good, yeah, man,
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: that's really good.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: If you don't know what this is, basically a segment
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: where Jason Mike, with their decades of acting experience, teach
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: me how to to the hot indeed, Yeah, between you
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: one Actor of the Year award, which is pretty cool,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: so bad. Yeah, but you teach me about improvising because
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: that's pretty important in the acting game, isn't it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: It is? It is.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Hearing is the most listening, Jase is the most important thing,
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: isn't it?
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Indeed?
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: It is so before you've got in your head are
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: the words that you've read off the page and memorized,
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: and you're just waiting for your turn to say the thing. Yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: and your scene partner says something in a completely different
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: way than You're not reacting to that, are you. You're
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: just waiting to say your thing. You need to listen, right,
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: and improv is all about listening.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Listening. Huh you ready, fellas?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so me and Mike today is yes, you and
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Mike okay, keasy?
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Upon awakening, notice is a groady looking mole on his body.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Looking into the mirror. He becomes very concerned and decides
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: it's time to go and see his local doctor, doctor
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Murgi duk d Doc Doug.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Knock knock and come on, in course, what's the mina?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry knock knock, come on? Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I thought that was okod Sorry Dr Mogi. My name
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: is CAZy.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: I know who you are, mate, I'm being your doctor.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: CAZy.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Concentrate please, Sorry, I've got this good mate, You've got
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: a problem.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Sorry, doctor mogis has been so long I forgot.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I've got a bit of an injury over the weekend
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: playing rugby got heaven throat?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Oh doctor Moogi, are you like sixty four?
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: You're talking really weird, mate? What's the problem? You only
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: got fifteen minutes? Is going to call you? Hang Max.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I woke up this morning and I was looking
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: in the mirror and I noticed a mole that looks
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: just a bit off.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Take your pants off, but it's on my chest off?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Okakezy begins to get undressed. Not only does he take
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: his pants off, but he takes his shirt off as well.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Dr Magie is shocked by his burnt meat. Patty nips
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: All right, wait, I'm just going to take.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: My pants on.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Hell, why do you need to take your pants off?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: God, that's stupid. What year was that from Pugs? Three
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: years ago? That was no, that was two years ago?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Four ran about this time of the year. Yeah, we
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: should get back to doing improvs where Mogi just suddenly
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: has a ridiculous voice because it always threw me off
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: every single time. And you've got to be fast when
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: you're in the acting game.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You have to listen the Big Show back in full
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: this coming Monday. In the meantime, if you want to
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: catch up on every single episode ever for some reason,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: sit Hkucky Big Show. We'll get your podcasts.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: From the Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Hodaki two on the Hidarcky Big Show Thursday evening with
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Keezy and Pugs. Right now it's time for We're after
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Fast Brewery. Beautiful Pugs. I left your solo there, mate,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: and you did not disappoint today's brewery. Liberty Brewing Co.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: These guys, Yeah, well, these guys have been around Beer
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Varner a lot. In fact, we've been to Liberty's headquarters
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: quite a few times, had a few drinks there, enjoyed
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: a few delicious meals. Liberty Brewing Co. They've been cranking
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: out some of New Zealand's most loved beers for years,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: and they've built their reputation the old fashioned way. By
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: making bloody good beer. And at the end of the day, Pugs,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: that's what it comes down to, at the end of
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the day. You know, I just met about the marking
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: and the this and the that, and we used these
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: mark blah blah the marketing. What are they marking? Hey,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I mean marking of a good beer. When they're marking
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: the judge.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so when the judge is getting marked, that's how
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: you're worried about.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: You're marking the judge. Yeah, it just what what Pugs,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: What it comes down to is making good beer. All right, Pugs,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: can you clap this one off? Cheers brother Liberty? Oh
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you're seeing it to Liberty authors sitting it to the
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: radio Woods from a humble new plumber shed to their
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: home in Helensville. Master brewer Joe Wood and the Liberty
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Crew have become legends of the Kiwi craft beers seen,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: especially when it comes to big hops and beers packed
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: with flavor. Pugs, yeah, flavor, man, me stuff? Do you
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: do like stuff packed with flavor?
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. Hey, this actually this reminds me of you, Pugs.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: No gimmicks, no nonsense.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds like me, man, Just straight, straight, to
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: the point, no messing around, just good quality.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Just bog standard.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know if Liberty's bog standard, Mate, I
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: would say they excel the old Pugs son.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: If they did have a gimmick, it would be making
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: delicious beer, quality brewing, plenty of passion and some seriously
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: award winning drops. Of course, they're going to be at
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Beer Varner which is next Friday, and Satdy Down and
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Wellington at Henry Stadium. Get your tickets now from Beer
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Vanner dot co, dot n z. The Big She'll be
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: down there to make stually you come, say gooday.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Tune in on Radioky It's a Chili's on the Hidarchy
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Big Show Thursday evening with and pugshn Pugs play the sting.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: What's on the news with me Kizy that's right, the
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: important news stories from around the world and Pugs this
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: want to fix all of us, mate. Shrink Flation.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, we've talked about this on the show before.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Shrink Flation. Yeah, that's right.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Shrink Flation is where you know, to combat inflation and
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the fact that everything's more expensive now, companies make their
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: products slightly smaller and hope that you don't notice. Yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: and then usually charge you more for it at the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: same time, one hundred percent. Like for example, and I
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: was at the supermarket the other day and I saw
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: all Snickers bars are only ninety nine cents each, And
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: as I got closer to the rack, I went down
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and picked one of them up and they were tiny.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, because in my head I was like, man,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: chocolate bar for a dollar the good old days. Got
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: up there and it was like the size of a
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: tiny little one that you'd, you know, like a baby one.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I'd say it's average size. But yep, sure, man, not
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: where I come from. Look, the reason I'm bringing this
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: up was because there was a hoarder house in the UK.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Do you know about hoarding pugs? I'm aware of hoarding. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: so hoarding pugs. Yeah, go ahead, people that just don't
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: throw stuff away and the house becomes cluttered. They're holding
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: their stuff pugs, right, thank you? Yeah yeah, col weird
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that you know. Anyway, So there was a hoarding house
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: in the UK there and a specialized cleaning service went
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: around and cleaned it all out. And while they were
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: pulling out stuff, and sorting through it and helping, you know,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: figure out all this admin. Someone came across in the
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: kitchen a Mars bar from nineteen ninety one. Wow, And
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: they were literally just going to throw it in the
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: burn when they reached down and picked it up, and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: we're like, wow, that's big, Like that's how I remember
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Mars bars, right, And then they weighed it. It was
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: sixty two and a half grams. They then went to
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the supermarket and got the current equivalent and it was
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: only forty grams. Oh my gosh, over thirty five years
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: they have secretly got rid of a third of the
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: amount of Mars bar that you used to get. And like,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: this is the proof was very much literally in the
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: pudding on this one, Pugs, aren't.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I wonder how much it would have been in ninety
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: one and what that amount would equate to today, do
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: What I mean? So are you thinking like weight wise
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: at sixty two and a half grams and weight doesn't
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: really get affected by inflation, Pugs weights Like it's like,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever it weighed in ninety ninety one, it's awagh,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the exact same now. I think you're getting your wires
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: crossed there. Well, no, because of global warming and stuff,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the gravity changes.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, mate, you've been watching way too many YouTube videos,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: are right or were you? Did you mean financially how
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: much it costs?
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm not sure, Pugs. There wasn't a price
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: tag on it. Great, yeah, yeah, the good news is
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: good news for Kiwi's Pugs.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: In New Zealand, the equivalent Mars bar weighs forty seven
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: grams instead of forty in the United Kingdom.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Right, so we get seven more grams.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: We get seven more grams. We've got bootier bars down
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: here in New Zealand. But it just goes to show that,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you know, secretly, every year if you knock off a gram,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: we won't notice. But if you look at it thirty
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: years on, you get a product from back then. Holy cow,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: we've lost a lot of chocolate Pugs. And it's Kezy
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: that notice us, of course, it's keasy that wow, he
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: notices the article just literally stealing content from a website
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: over here. And what was your new story of the day, Pugs?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Oh mine?
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: The hold Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ikey.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: That is the big show down and Dustin for Thursday,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: the thirteenth of August with Kezy and Pugs and just
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: one show left to go Pugs and Monday Houghdy J
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and Mag You'll be back on deck mate.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Just what I've got you are.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: We're going to do a throber tomorrow, a throbber tomorrow.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: We're doing the Daily Goat and that's two songs heat hear,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: but we're not playing the winner.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: So I feel like we should do a throbber. M
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, potentially that could be interested. Is there a
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I remember there was an all time great throbber from
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: like five years ago that we know. We could do
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: a throbber if you want, mate, we have gone here
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: to hear before you and I KEEZYV Pugs Robber, ah
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: and maybe yeah this is I mean, you've you've asked
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: me this while we're live on the radio, and it's
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: really the wheels are starting to turn in my head.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I think we could have some fun with it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sort of trying to put the pressure on so
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: that we do it for the people.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask you off here what plan
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: the show? The good thing too, Pugs. Is what you're
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: demonstrating now is you're obviously keen to do the trobber
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: because picking and playing a song is a great honor, absolutely,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and I'll think about it. If we're going to do it,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: that's right. And so this illustrates how bullshit it is
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: when Hoidy J doesn't even try to pick a good song. Yeah,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's do the throble tomorrow.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: And so you hit it out for tea tonight for
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: dinner with my parents, my birthday dinner, even though my
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: birthday is next week. I'm because some Italian You're gonna
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: have some pasta and a delicious shad with your partner there.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Little past the seller, little night and we went out
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: last night, so it's nice. My partner's actually going away
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: tomorrow morning, very early, right home to where she's from,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: so I'll take her to the airport in the morning,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: so probably be in early night, and then it'll be
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: a couple of days bachelor life in the Jizz Palace
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: for all Pugs solo in.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: The Jizz Palace, man living the dream. Look, thank you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: so much for listening, Pugs, And I'll be back at
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: four pm tomorrow with more best of the Big Show moments.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Until then, have yourself a bloody great evening. Say later
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: it right