Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Kyles Christmas Lights are acting up
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Let's doell like a Christmas update. Let's go around the room. Johji,
- 0:03Speaker 1: what's going on with your Christmas?
- 0:04Speaker 2: Well?
- 0:05Speaker 3: I bought one thing for.
- 0:06Speaker 1: My wife, and I don't know how to buy stuff
- 0:08Speaker 1: because she sees the credit guard bill.
- 0:11Speaker 4: So how does one do it just for the holidays? Out?
- 0:17Speaker 5: But if you buy it online, well you can't go
- 0:20Speaker 5: on lunch shop and you gotta go to the large.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Okay, So I'll let me tell you because I let
- 0:26Speaker 1: me tell you what I got my wife. So I
- 0:27Speaker 1: was getting on a plane. I flew three different times
- 0:30Speaker 1: last week, or actually six different times because I had
- 0:32Speaker 1: to come back one way. So I was on my
- 0:35Speaker 1: way to Los Angeles last week and there was this
- 0:38Speaker 1: dude walking in front of me and he looked really
- 0:41Speaker 1: cool and he had on these powder blue sweats sweatshorts
- 0:45Speaker 1: and powder blue hoodie. It was like matching. And I
- 0:47Speaker 1: was like, is that cool? Is that not cool? And
- 0:49Speaker 1: I'm standing behind him and I look at the logo.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I tell you this already because I told somebody the story, Okay,
- 0:56Speaker 1: I think, okay, well I felt like maybe I told
- 0:58Speaker 1: you Kyle affair. But anyway, so I look at the
- 1:01Speaker 1: hoodie and it has the brand, it's his c O.
- 1:05Speaker 3: M FT on it, and I was like, comfort, Okay.
- 1:09Speaker 1: So I go right as I'm walking by and we're
- 1:11Speaker 1: getting on the plane, I go to my phone and
- 1:13Speaker 1: I google it and I find a website and it's
- 1:16Speaker 1: it's It's.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Clothing to travel in. Oh really?
- 1:19Speaker 1: And the hoodie and as soon as I get on
- 1:21Speaker 1: the website, it's mister Beast is the guy Mister Bee's like, man,
- 1:25Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know if it's just product.
- 1:26Speaker 3: And there's a couple of celebrities on the website. And
- 1:28Speaker 3: then so the hoodie.
- 1:30Speaker 1: You put the hoodie on and then it has like
- 1:32Speaker 1: a mask over your eyes.
- 1:34Speaker 3: I have seen this looks so comfortable.
- 1:37Speaker 1: So I write then and there bought one for Blake
- 1:40Speaker 1: right And then I had to go, she's gonna see
- 1:42Speaker 1: this right away because I did the whole Apple pay
- 1:45Speaker 1: thing from the website and I'm like, how am I
- 1:46Speaker 1: going to get? So I called her. I said, hey,
- 1:48Speaker 1: I just bought something for you. I need you to
- 1:50Speaker 1: not look at any credit card re seats and it
- 1:52Speaker 1: needs you to not open any bagpackage. But that's a
- 1:55Speaker 1: weird way to live because we get packages all the
- 1:58Speaker 1: time at the house now for Christmas. So I had
- 2:00Speaker 1: fortunately I get these email updates to say that it's
- 2:03Speaker 1: been shipped and she was at the hospital visiting her
- 2:06Speaker 1: sister yesterday when that package came, and then I hit
- 2:09Speaker 1: it and then as I hide the package, I get
- 2:11Speaker 1: all paranoid them and be like Kyle and can't find it.
- 2:13Speaker 3: At the trick dealing with that right now. Yeah, anyway,
- 2:17Speaker 3: so that's a Christmas update for me, how about you, Kyle.
- 2:20Speaker 6: I feel like there's some weird things happening at our house,
- 2:23Speaker 6: and I don't know, if I'm honestly, I think I
- 2:26Speaker 6: just figured it out literally right now. I think it's
- 2:28Speaker 6: because we didn't decorate the Christmas tree. I'm gonna blame
- 2:30Speaker 6: it on our naked tree. Because our Christmas lights they're
- 2:34Speaker 6: like the trim lights, you know, the ones on the outside,
- 2:36Speaker 6: and you program them through an app, right, and Scott
- 2:39Speaker 6: is pretty on top of technology and things like that,
- 2:42Speaker 6: so he's programmed the lights to just be white and
- 2:44Speaker 6: they're just on. They're not like glistening or twinkling, they're
- 2:48Speaker 6: just on.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:49Speaker 6: Well, the other night we leave and all of a sudden,
- 2:51Speaker 6: they're like rainbow flashing lights.
- 2:53Speaker 3: They were like that's odd Pride.
- 2:56Speaker 6: I mean, that's great, but like it isn't what we
- 2:59Speaker 6: programmed it, and Scott didn't unprogram it, so we're like,
- 3:01Speaker 6: that's kind of strange. We got back that night and
- 3:05Speaker 6: all of a sudden they were red and green. Really,
- 3:10Speaker 6: they just have a mind of their own right now.
- 3:12Speaker 3: The lights that like Rich has his house that we have,
- 3:14Speaker 3: the shelter, the company that puts them in there.
- 3:15Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like permanent lights. Yeah, and so they literally
- 3:18Speaker 6: just have a mind in their own. Scot's like I'm
- 3:20Speaker 6: so confused, Like this isn't even a program that I've
- 3:22Speaker 6: ever like made for house.
- 3:25Speaker 1: So all year long you have these lights and just
- 3:28Speaker 1: now you happen to make them white so they look whatever,
- 3:29Speaker 1: and they're just going.
- 3:31Speaker 6: Like Fourth of July will make them red, white and blue,
- 3:34Speaker 6: and Halloween will make them purple and orange, and like
- 3:36Speaker 6: they always just do whatever it is programmed to.
- 3:40Speaker 3: This spirit of Christmas is like I'm not going to
- 3:42Speaker 3: decorate your tree. The spirit of Christmas is off.
- 3:44Speaker 6: Because also my kids have always been really excited for
- 3:48Speaker 6: our Elf on the shelf. Snowflake comes and hides, and
- 3:50Speaker 6: I'll admit, Snowflake's been a little lazy the last couple
- 3:53Speaker 6: of years.
- 3:54Speaker 3: And sometimes Snowflake forgot to move and we're like, no,
- 3:56Speaker 3: I think she moved her arm a little bit.
- 3:59Speaker 6: But this year, Snowflake is being really creative and like
- 4:04Speaker 6: over the weekend she had a whole six seven thing
- 4:06Speaker 6: and the kids were like, Eh, they don't.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Care about Snowflake or sixty seven.
- 4:11Speaker 6: They don't care about Snowflake's antics, and they're hilarious. Like
- 4:15Speaker 6: the other day, Snowflake literally dressed herself up as a
- 4:19Speaker 6: Hershey kiss and had a little sign saying free kisses
- 4:22Speaker 6: with hers. She kisses around and they didn't even look
- 4:24Speaker 6: at her.
- 4:25Speaker 1: What they Maybe snow Flake can shock them a little
- 4:27Speaker 1: bit and maybe float upside down on the toilet bowl.
- 4:30Speaker 3: I think.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Everybody, why doesn't Snowflakes start recreating scenes from some of
- 4:36Speaker 4: the murder docks that have been on Netflix over the year.
- 4:38Speaker 6: Flake's gonna have to Snowflake took all of like the
- 4:41Speaker 6: underwear in the house and decorated the Christmas tree with
- 4:44Speaker 6: the underwear.
- 4:44Speaker 3: Hilarious, hilarious, larious, nothing really.
- 4:51Speaker 5: Her antics.
- 4:53Speaker 3: I know, maybe put that on top of my tree.
- 4:55Speaker 6: Now I'm trying to like try to, you know, have
- 4:58Speaker 6: conversations with Snowflake, like he you need to step in
- 5:00Speaker 6: the game a little bit more and do something more
- 5:02Speaker 6: wild or something.
- 5:03Speaker 3: No, Jenny just likes crowd work. They don't like the fiss.
- 5:06Speaker 3: We need to contested for a minute.
- 5:07Speaker 1: To win it eight seven seven nine three seven one
- 5:10Speaker 1: o four seven you can win a thousand bucks of
- 5:11Speaker 1: pet Picky's money and Pure Forge money eight seven seven
- 5:14Speaker 1: nine three seven one o four seven.
- 5:16Speaker 3: Minute to win it. Rich has ten questions.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Oh not yet yet, listen, No no, no, no, not yet, Rich,
- 5:21Speaker 1: No no no. I thought we just keep going. Tell yeah,
- 5:24Speaker 1: we can keep coming, just keep going, you know. But
- 5:27Speaker 1: so Peyton, what about you and your Christmas?
- 5:29Speaker 5: We don't really have much going on for Christmas right
- 5:31Speaker 5: now when it comes to like the decoration or anything.
- 5:34Speaker 5: But we did have my cousin's Christmas party. It was
- 5:37Speaker 5: our fourth annual one and we had a blast. Us cousins.
- 5:41Speaker 5: We're like all over the age of twenty one. I
- 5:43Speaker 5: think the oldest cousin's like forty five, so there's a
- 5:46Speaker 5: fun age range and we just go all out with
- 5:49Speaker 5: our horn schwaggle, which is our white elephant.
- 5:52Speaker 6: You guys get like crazy telling me some things that
- 5:58Speaker 6: I'm like, there weren't like kids there.
- 6:00Speaker 5: Yeah, No, there wasn't any kids there.
- 6:02Speaker 3: It was all adults. So what kind of stuff isn't
- 6:04Speaker 3: a horn shwaggle gift?
- 6:05Speaker 5: So well, it kind of depends. So sometimes there's really
- 6:08Speaker 5: good horn schwaggle gifts and then there's also really bad ones.
- 6:11Speaker 5: So one year, my cousins they got engaged in Japan
- 6:14Speaker 5: and they went to some like haunted like doll store
- 6:19Speaker 5: and they brought back a legit haunted doll from the
- 6:22Speaker 5: pan weed and that was one of the hornswaggle white
- 6:26Speaker 5: like white Christmas, you know, white elephant gifts.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that, but you get stuck
- 6:31Speaker 3: with it. Did you get stuck with No?
- 6:33Speaker 7: Heck, you know.
- 6:34Speaker 3: I didn't get stuck with that, but it was.
- 6:37Speaker 5: It's just so much fun and it just makes me
- 6:39Speaker 5: so lucky that, like, I have cousins that I'm so
- 6:41Speaker 5: close with and that we can have these memories.
- 6:44Speaker 3: It was really fun.
- 6:44Speaker 5: It was a really good time.
- 6:46Speaker 3: You you said you had a tree update.
- 6:47Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I put up my tree before we left
- 6:51Speaker 4: for our trip to McCallen and plugged it into the
- 6:53Speaker 4: wall and the lights were on, but then when I
- 6:56Speaker 4: got back, none of the lights work.
- 6:58Speaker 3: They're all out. O you said you treat Well that's
- 7:00Speaker 3: what I mean. The tree. The lights on the tree.
- 7:02Speaker 3: That's a fake tree. Oh, fake tree.
- 7:04Speaker 4: But I feel like I feel like I might have
- 7:07Speaker 4: got it somewhere kind of fancy and it was kind
- 7:09Speaker 4: of expensive. Oh no, So I'm kind of bummed that
- 7:11Speaker 4: it doesn't work. So there's ornaments up, but there's no
- 7:15Speaker 4: lights on the tree and it looks sort of sad.
- 7:17Speaker 5: Can you go in and just get like string lights?
- 7:19Speaker 4: Probably, I guess, But then you got to kind of
- 7:22Speaker 4: undecorate the tree a little bit, you know, to kind
- 7:24Speaker 4: of decorate it.
- 7:26Speaker 3: The lights still work. You said you tree died. I
- 7:28Speaker 3: was like, oh man, this is wild. The man you
- 7:31Speaker 3: I didn't know you had a fake tree.
- 7:32Speaker 1: And I'd be like, you go back to the tree
- 7:34Speaker 1: lot and you'd be like, hey, man died. It's not
- 7:36Speaker 1: even Christmas yet, Like you know what I mean. But
- 7:37Speaker 1: we got to go back to the man.
- 7:40Speaker 6: I would see and in the electric tree world, it
- 7:43Speaker 6: is now dead.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Yeah, the lights I take the lights off putting new
- 7:45Speaker 4: lights on. Well, no, they were they're like in the tree.
- 7:48Speaker 4: That's why the tree was cool because they just wants
- 7:51Speaker 4: the last for like one hundre years.
- 7:52Speaker 3: They didn't even last for two years.
- 7:54Speaker 1: You need to be a critical thinker, solve problems. We're
- 7:58Speaker 1: gonna play Good morning, Mary, How are you.
- 8:03Speaker 3: Ing? Mary? What are you doing? My mom? We would
- 8:07Speaker 3: have worked well, what part of time do you work in? Oh?
- 8:10Speaker 3: I work in Buckeye? Okay? All right? So are you
- 8:14Speaker 3: alone in the car? People going to help you?
- 8:17Speaker 4: No?
- 8:17Speaker 7: I'm alone?
- 8:18Speaker 3: Okay? You guys ready to play? Thousand bucks?
- 8:20Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, let's lock it in sixty seconds is
- 8:22Speaker 4: all it takes for you to be one thousand dollars richer.
- 8:26Speaker 4: You've just got to get them all right? In sixty seconds?
- 8:30Speaker 4: Here we go. What video game company makes the switch?
- 8:35Speaker 3: Sintendo? Who played Jack in the movie Titanic?
- 8:41Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio.
- 8:43Speaker 4: What color is the circle in the Japanese flag?
- 8:48Speaker 1: Red?
- 8:49Speaker 4: What plant known for Christmas has both red and green leaves?
- 8:54Speaker 5: Quain saidiot?
- 8:56Speaker 3: In which Home Alone sequel? Does Kevin get lost in
- 8:59Speaker 3: New York two? What pop artist sings the song bad
- 9:05Speaker 3: Guy Billie Eilish?
- 9:09Speaker 4: What holiday classic Christmas song was originally written for Thanksgiving
- 9:12Speaker 4: not Christmas? Oh gosh, yuh path, you can't pass get it?
- 9:25Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know bacohol. I don't know that one either.
- 9:33Speaker 3: I was going to get Rudolf. That does make sense.
- 9:35Speaker 3: Jingle bells, jingle bells, they're just going to going to
- 9:40Speaker 3: Thanksgiving dinner. I guess.
- 9:44Speaker 5: Play and one horse opens like, hey.
- 9:47Speaker 3: No mention of Christmas at all, and jingle bells and jingle.
- 9:51Speaker 6: Bells are not Thanksgiving. That's confusing.
- 9:54Speaker 2: That is very confusing.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Wow, no Thanksgiving that version. That's a tough one. Mary,
- 10:01Speaker 3: you were right at all.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Your answer to that would have been tough because you
- 10:04Speaker 4: would have had three left after that and you only
- 10:06Speaker 4: had about six seconds.
- 10:09Speaker 3: I liked the past.
- 10:10Speaker 6: I wonder if it's a thousand bucks.
- 10:16Speaker 3: It all right? Mary, hold on the line, Mary, thank you.
- 10:22Speaker 3: That was good.
- 10:22Speaker 2: That was a good run.
- 10:23Speaker 3: It was a good run. Okay.
- 10:26Speaker 1: So we're gonna get into something right now that I think,
- 10:29Speaker 1: if I understood this right from Peyton, is absolutely hilarious.
- 10:33Speaker 3: So I want to throw this out there first.
- 10:35Speaker 1: Here's our phone number eight seven seven nine three seven
- 10:38Speaker 1: one O four seven. And I don't know the whole
- 10:41Speaker 1: concept of your story, but what I want to throw
- 10:43Speaker 1: out is is there any guy or girl listening, what
- 10:48Speaker 1: do you do to keep your partner away from you?
- 10:51Speaker 3: All right? Now? Explain that Peyton.
- 10:53Speaker 5: So as much as I love my man down, he
- 10:57Speaker 5: is probably the most annoying person I have ever met
- 11:01Speaker 5: in my entire life. Specifically, when it's time to wind
- 11:04Speaker 5: down and go to bed is when he decides he
- 11:07Speaker 5: wants to turn up and mess with me. And mess
- 11:09Speaker 5: with me comes with poking me. Messing with me comes
- 11:12Speaker 5: with throwing the blanket off of me. He's just being annoying.
- 11:15Speaker 5: We haven't seen each other all day. That's his way
- 11:17Speaker 5: of showing love to me.
- 11:19Speaker 3: He dries me up a wall.
- 11:21Speaker 5: But last night, I'm getting ready for bed, I'm washing
- 11:25Speaker 5: my face and he has me trapped in the bathroom
- 11:28Speaker 5: like he won't let me out.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Of the bathroom.
- 11:30Speaker 5: He's like, stay in here while I go to the bathroom.
- 11:32Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't want to stay in here. I'm
- 11:34Speaker 5: trying to get ready for bed and go to sleep.
- 11:37Speaker 5: So I'm looking around the bathroom for any way to
- 11:40Speaker 5: get out of the door. And I was getting ready
- 11:43Speaker 5: for my basketball game earlier in the morning. So there's
- 11:45Speaker 5: like my makeup and then there's like my hair, brushes,
- 11:49Speaker 5: and then I look and I see a spray bottle,
- 11:52Speaker 5: and I grab that spray bottle so quick I snatched
- 11:55Speaker 5: it up.
- 11:55Speaker 4: I sprayed.
- 11:56Speaker 5: I'm right in the face, like you.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Would train a doll, ah, you would train a cat.
- 12:01Speaker 3: And I just kept spriting in with the water bottle
- 12:03Speaker 3: until he left me alone.
- 12:06Speaker 4: You got a spray bottle to keep a guy of
- 12:07Speaker 4: you works, So now you're keep it filled by your
- 12:14Speaker 4: bedside at all time.
- 12:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm keeping water bottles or spray bottles stalked all
- 12:18Speaker 5: around the house. He's not gonna have any literally.
- 12:21Speaker 6: Actually, how my mom tells her cat, She's like when
- 12:28Speaker 6: we watched her cat for a week, She's like, if
- 12:30Speaker 6: Asmond does anything wrong, just give her a little, just
- 12:33Speaker 6: give her.
- 12:40Speaker 3: She sounds like, you guys are brother and sister. We
- 12:42Speaker 3: fight like it. Jennifer, good morning. Hello, you're in the air.
- 12:50Speaker 7: Hi. So I was just listening to you guys right now,
- 12:53Speaker 7: I will not work, but had to stick out anyhow,
- 12:56Speaker 7: I was listening to rich to talk about his tree
- 12:58Speaker 7: and his lights went out the second year of having
- 13:01Speaker 7: the tree. And that happened to me a couple of
- 13:02Speaker 7: years ago, brand new led tree. Literally the second year
- 13:06Speaker 7: as well, So I was like, I am not throwing
- 13:08Speaker 7: this tree away. I'm not taking the lights off and
- 13:11Speaker 7: redoing them. So what I did is I was messing
- 13:14Speaker 7: with the you know, it's got the cord box to
- 13:17Speaker 7: like change the lights and stuff like that. So what
- 13:20Speaker 7: it was it was the box of mine. So look
- 13:23Speaker 7: at this when you get homewags, because I don't know
- 13:25Speaker 7: what yours looks like. But it had the core coming
- 13:28Speaker 7: out from the tree and then it plugged into a
- 13:30Speaker 7: separate box that plugs into the wall. So it ended
- 13:34Speaker 7: up being the box burned out and I was able
- 13:36Speaker 7: to reorder a new one, and yes, let's try that.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Already bought a tree, I know.
- 13:44Speaker 7: That's how I felt like.
- 13:46Speaker 4: Trees are like printers in those little ice makers. They
- 13:49Speaker 4: give you about a year and a half and then
- 13:51Speaker 4: they all crap out.
- 13:53Speaker 7: Yeah, and then like how you said the LED's supposed
- 13:55Speaker 7: to last like a hundred years, I'm like, yeah, that's
- 13:56Speaker 7: what our said too, And it literally was the second
- 13:58Speaker 7: year and it went out. But yeah, it was the
- 14:00Speaker 7: box was faulty, I guess, or you know, however you
- 14:03Speaker 7: want to say that, but yeah, try that, and then
- 14:05Speaker 7: like the information is on the sticker on the boxes
- 14:07Speaker 7: and you can call the number, give him the model number,
- 14:10Speaker 7: and they'll ship them right up to you.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Thanks Jennifer Veronica. What do you do to keep your
- 14:14Speaker 3: partner away from that?
- 14:17Speaker 4: Oh?
- 14:17Speaker 2: I was just like I was asleep.
- 14:20Speaker 3: That's a good one.
- 14:21Speaker 5: Down.
- 14:21Speaker 6: He's in the bathroom and she just dropped to the floor.
- 14:25Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 14:29Speaker 1: Me?
- 14:30Speaker 2: And I was bad because he was talking to me
- 14:31Speaker 2: and I wanted to talk back, but I'm like, if
- 14:33Speaker 2: I talk, I'm just gonna play possible because you know, hey,
- 14:36Speaker 2: then eventually he'll be me alone. He did, so I
- 14:38Speaker 2: was happy about that.
- 14:41Speaker 1: You're not talking about like being intimate. He's just talking
- 14:43Speaker 1: to you, and you don't want to talk to him.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Right, If I want to talk to him, probably would
- 14:49Speaker 2: have tried to get intimate too.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to say, I think my wife does
- 14:52Speaker 1: it to me. I think what she does is like
- 14:54Speaker 1: she knows. Let's say it's let's say I'm going to
- 14:56Speaker 1: bed at eight, and like right around six, she'll be like,
- 14:58Speaker 1: my stomach hurts.
- 15:00Speaker 4: Oh man, Yeah, like sure it does.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Maybe you think I want to get into it later
- 15:09Speaker 1: and guess what, I don't, But I really do.
- 15:14Speaker 3: Definitely, thanks, Ronica.
- 15:16Speaker 1: You got to get So we have this thing Payton
- 15:18Speaker 1: with our dogs and I don't know what it's called,
- 15:21Speaker 1: what it's called, but it's a little red can and
- 15:23Speaker 1: when you press it, it shoots out like air, really fat.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they those on the Amazon. I have one.
- 15:29Speaker 6: I forgive them clean out keyboards like that.
- 15:32Speaker 1: They make that for This is literally to keep dogs
- 15:34Speaker 1: from barking like something your door. It's it's called a camera,
- 15:36Speaker 1: is called it's not called off, but it's something like that.
- 15:39Speaker 1: And you need to get that. The next time he's around.
- 15:40Speaker 1: He just nailed with it. It's just air that comes out,
- 15:43Speaker 1: like if you can it for your keyboard, it would
- 15:46Speaker 1: move your whole laptop off the desk.
- 15:49Speaker 3: Correct Director, It's tough. Corrector. That's it. Get that.
- 15:55Speaker 5: I'm definitely gonna get that and for everyone's like in
- 15:58Speaker 5: their little stockings. I think I'm gonna add correct her
- 16:00Speaker 5: to everyone.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Get about that Corrector and then give us a video
- 16:03Speaker 3: of you. She should use it on you.
- 16:05Speaker 4: Gotta have Kyle make you a private label for it.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Kitten Corrector on Amazon right now.