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DONKEY: Man Caught Having Sex With Dog In Public Then Damages Church +More · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: The Breakfast Club Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Charlom
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  Speaker 1: hain to gud. I don't know why y'all keep it
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  Speaker 1: letting him get y'all like, oh, it's not me to
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  Speaker 1: do ballas y'all. Okay, Donkey of Today for Whennesday, December
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  Speaker 1: seventh goes the Chad Mason of Orlando, Florida. What did
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  Speaker 1: Jakshalla always tell you about the great state of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all of Florida. Okay, I promise you I don't come
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  Speaker 1: in here looking for donkeys from Florida. I just can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that these things actually happen. Remember on training day
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  Speaker 1: when Alonso got mad at Hoyt because Hot would't let
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  Speaker 1: him read his paper. This is a newspaper, right, it's
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  Speaker 1: ninety but it's entertaining. That's why I read it because
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  Speaker 1: it entertains me. That's how I feel about Florida. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Florida stories, all right, they be on some bs, all right,
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  Speaker 1: but damn they entertained. They entertain me and this one man. Look,
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  Speaker 1: it's the holiday season, okay. Like Andy Williams first stated
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen hundred and sixty three. It's the most wonderful
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  Speaker 1: time of the year, all right in, folks are in
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  Speaker 1: the holiday spirit, all right. For some of us that
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  Speaker 1: means different things. Okay, it's Christmas is quanza, it's a cup.
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  Speaker 1: People are in the giving spirit, and people are in
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  Speaker 1: the spirit of receiving. Basically, folks want what they want.
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  Speaker 1: And well, for this guy, Chad Mason, man what he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't put on Santa's Christmas list because last I check,
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  Speaker 1: Santa don't reward you for being naughty, and trust and
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  Speaker 1: believed Chad Mason was being very naughty. Okay, what did
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  Speaker 1: Chad Mason do that probably has all his Christmas requests
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  Speaker 1: going to Santa spam folder from now on. Well, according
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  Speaker 1: to Chad's the rest after David, he was walking a dog.
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  Speaker 1: He knew the owner of the dog and was giving
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  Speaker 1: the dog a little walk, and he decided to give
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  Speaker 1: the dog a little bit more. Okay, the dog was
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  Speaker 1: a golden doodle and he was taking a walk in
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  Speaker 1: the apartment complex with the dog, and for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 1: he decided to become the grinch that stole his dog's innocence. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he decided to become the grinch that stole his dog's ass. Okay, literally,
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  Speaker 1: what are you saying, Uncle Charlowell. According to Fox thirteen
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay, this man decided to have sex with the dog. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: not just sex with the dog. The man and this
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  Speaker 1: dog out in front of a bunch of adults and
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  Speaker 1: a child. Yes, this man decided to diddle this golden doodle. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what He was arrested and charged
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  Speaker 1: with because it was several charges. Okay, sexual activity with
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  Speaker 1: an animal, exposing sexual organs, and criminal mischief to a
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  Speaker 1: place of worship. What do you mean criminal mischief to
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  Speaker 1: a place of worship? Or after he gave doggie style
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  Speaker 1: to the doggie and was confronted by adults to let
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  Speaker 1: that bitch breathe literally, He ran to the Northwood Presbyterian Church,
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  Speaker 1: where he knocked over a Nativity display. Just knocked over
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  Speaker 1: a Nativity display, broke potted plants, and tossed children's toys
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  Speaker 1: from the playground area, causing four hundred dollars in damage
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  Speaker 1: to the church. After leaving the church, he damaged the
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  Speaker 1: mailbox in another neighborhood and tried to steal a call
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  Speaker 1: before he was taken into custody. You know what this
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  Speaker 1: tells me. This tells me this man was not of
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  Speaker 1: ejaculated on this golden doodle, because how in the hell
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  Speaker 1: did he have the energy to do all that after
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  Speaker 1: getting one off? Okay, that lets me know he didn't
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  Speaker 1: let one off. But the reality is everything he did
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  Speaker 1: after deciding to have sex with this dog is nulling boyd.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I don't own it dogs. I've never had
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  Speaker 1: to walk one, but I know people who own dogs.
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  Speaker 1: They walk the dogs because they want dogs to use
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, run around to get some air. You got
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  Speaker 1: a punk ass dog, right, any say you got a
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  Speaker 1: punk ass dog with that? What do you do with
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  Speaker 1: your dog when you walk your dog? Mby, I let
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  Speaker 1: him use the bathroom? What else? What else do you
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  Speaker 1: walk dogs? So? I don't know. I don' own dogs,
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  Speaker 1: but for exercise, let him use the bathroom, let some
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  Speaker 1: you know, some running around, and that's it. Not once
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  Speaker 1: if you thought about having sex with this dog. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's my point. Not once. If I heard anybody I
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  Speaker 1: know that own dogs say, man, my dog looks hot today,
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  Speaker 1: let me sleep with it. Okay. Can you imagine what
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  Speaker 1: Chad would do if he could get ahold of a
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  Speaker 1: rain deer. Huh dash your dancer prancher Vixon comment, and
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  Speaker 1: Cupid wouldn't stand a chance. Okay, rud got Rudolf got
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  Speaker 1: a red nose, but Chad would have a brown nose
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  Speaker 1: if you got to hold a root off. Okay, And
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  Speaker 1: I don't want anyone out there to overthink this story,
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  Speaker 1: all right, don't sit around today asking yourself why would
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  Speaker 1: this man just decide to diddle a golden doodle in
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  Speaker 1: front of a bunch of people. It's for one reason Florida, Florida, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: and ghet them in is Florida, and the Christmas spirit
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  Speaker 1: clearly hits different in Florida. Okay, we have Santa clause,
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  Speaker 1: Chad decided to be Santa. Pause. All right, maybe there's
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  Speaker 1: a mysterious missiletoe in Florida that we don't know nothing about.
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  Speaker 1: That if you catch your dog under it, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: give him something to balk about. I don't know. All
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  Speaker 1: I know is remy man needs to give Chad Mason
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  Speaker 1: the biggest he ha he ha he ha, You stupid mother,
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  Speaker 1: are you dumb? Police Nava Dodge Florida Police Navy dodda
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  Speaker 1: all right, don't. What was up? Man? I just want
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  Speaker 1: to play a game. Oh no, no, don't. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be I got his mulk shot. All right, you want
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  Speaker 1: to play a game of yes what racing? Chad Mason
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  Speaker 1: decided to walk somebody else's dog in an apartment complex.
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  Speaker 1: While walking the dog, he decided to give this dog
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  Speaker 1: some date. He decided to diddle this little golden doodle
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  Speaker 1: in front of a bunch of other people. DJ. Yes
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  Speaker 1: what race? It's a tough one. Really? Yeah. White, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. Oh boy, he looks white
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  Speaker 1: to me. I would see him and think he's a
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  Speaker 1: white guy. Okay, but it's Florida. I don't know he's white.
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  Speaker 1: You could be Cuban. I don't know. What do you think? Red?
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  Speaker 1: You think he's white? All right? Chad Mason's white? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: A lot of them Cubans in Florida identifying as white people. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: you see how y'all vote? So? Okay, that is true.
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  Speaker 1: Chad Mason is is white? Alright? Yes, well gave it away. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: walking somebody else's dog, sex with the dog in front
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  Speaker 1: of people? Bality, yeah a little bit? All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that. Dog, Hey today, Yes, up next,
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  Speaker 1: let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five eight five,
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  Speaker 1: one oh five one. I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 1: watched the Real Housewives of Potomac, but one of the
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  Speaker 1: ladies on the Real Housewives of Potomac, her name is Mia.
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  Speaker 1: She was talking about she had this D in her
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  Speaker 1: life that just had her all strong out. She couldn't
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  Speaker 1: leave this D. This D was, you know, cheating on
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  Speaker 1: her league. And she was just so wrapped up in
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  Speaker 1: the D because the D is that good. I cannot
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  Speaker 1: wait till we start rotating guest holes in the new year.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, why are you I'm explaining the story? Why why?
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, let me finish my story. So, the D
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  Speaker 1: was so good, she started telling her bff about this
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  Speaker 1: D and she was like, girl, I need you to
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  Speaker 1: check out this D. And she let her friend have
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  Speaker 1: sex with her boyfriend. It happens all the time. That's
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  Speaker 1: why you hear women tell I've heard women tell other
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  Speaker 1: women you don't ever tell somebody if it's a guy
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  Speaker 1: that you like, you don't never talk about how good
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  Speaker 1: the D is because the friend might try. Well, let's
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  Speaker 1: open up the phone lines. Let's talk about it. Eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred five five one oh five one. Ladies, have you
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  Speaker 1: ever had D so good that you put your friend
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  Speaker 1: on to it? I want rotating guest holes starting now. Ladies,
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  Speaker 1: has the Peter has been so amazing that you put
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  Speaker 1: your fight onto it? Wow? Let's talk about it. Wow. Fellas,
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  Speaker 1: has this happened to you? Let's talk about eight hundred five?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had some D so good that you
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  Speaker 1: had to let one of your homeboys? My god man,
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