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Show #307 Math is our Horror Story · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b FY tw episode number three
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  Speaker 2: oh nine. What is up, Ladies and jellyspoons.
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  Speaker 1: We're not threeh nine already?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the last episode was three oh eight, and I
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  Speaker 2: said the same thing. We're on episode threeh eight already.
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  Speaker 1: The last one was three oh six.
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  Speaker 2: You skipped three oh seven?
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  Speaker 1: Then, no, I think you skipped ahead last week. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say no. Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: I did not label that episode episode three oh eight?
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  Speaker 3: Where an episode? How much?
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  Speaker 2: I labeled this one three nine.
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  Speaker 1: Because six is BF eppardy, three oh five is Chili show,
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  Speaker 1: three or four is Amazing Animals? And three oh three
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  Speaker 1: is where's timeline? All in order?
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  Speaker 2: If you if you go back and look at the
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  Speaker 2: BFY TW staff channel, the ZO meeting. I know BF. No,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't correct number three oh eight. You made that.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't write it. You made.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. But it's not right.
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  Speaker 2: It is not right. But it's not my fault. It's yours. Damnit.
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  Speaker 2: So this is episode three oh seven, not three oh nine.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, Okay, Jesus Christ Brienheart's God damn it, Stevie.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've been doing this for three hundred plus episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, it's fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you can. You're allowed to make mistakes this early on.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it. All right, let's get this nightmare under
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  Speaker 2: the order quickly so it's over faster by t W
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  Speaker 2: we play silly games and make each other laugh. We
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  Speaker 2: are going to do more of the same. We've got
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  Speaker 2: three games lined up in whichever one of these people win,
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  Speaker 2: they I guess yay for them. That's there's no stakes,
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  Speaker 2: they get nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I give them nothing.
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  Speaker 3: We we.
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  Speaker 2: Care very little about the results of this, but but
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  Speaker 2: we're going to play anyway anyways, still fun.
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  Speaker 3: Hear it out by now.
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  Speaker 2: I always start the show by asking a question of
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  Speaker 2: my people in ways of an in like an introduction.
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  Speaker 2: So our question this time is gonna be what is
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  Speaker 2: your favorite horror franchise of all time? Can be anything,
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  Speaker 2: can be video games, books, movies, TV, anything you want.
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  Speaker 2: What is your favorite? We're gonna start with he's a
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  Speaker 2: gamer and a storyteller. Used to be my youngest friend.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's Augie. It's Augie.
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  Speaker 6: He's a dog, it's me, it's a you, My favorite
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  Speaker 6: horror I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean easily everyone knows my favorite horror is Call Outthulu,
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  Speaker 3: my favorite psychological horror works. It's it's great. It's because
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  Speaker 3: it's it's really just it's as you read it, it
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  Speaker 3: literally makes you question what you're reading because the way
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  Speaker 3: it's written is just, uh, it's meant to be just
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  Speaker 3: to paint a picture. It's a very interesting way of
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  Speaker 3: trying to describe something alien but in like human terms,
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  Speaker 3: and it does a really good job of kind of
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  Speaker 3: like making you feel like what what you're reading about
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  Speaker 3: when it was like describing a monster just does not
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  Speaker 3: seem natural even in writing. So one of my favorite
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  Speaker 3: or genres o call call Wu.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I think I played a Call of
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  Speaker 2: Cthulhu survival horror game on Xbox for like five seconds.
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  Speaker 2: But what I did play was pretty good. Yeah, didn't
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  Speaker 2: know what I was doing or how to proceed. So
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  Speaker 2: can be hit or miss. Yeah, the games can be.
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  Speaker 2: I there are something that I do want to get into,
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  Speaker 2: like the Sink kind of.
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  Speaker 3: There's really good adaptations, like World of Horrors is like
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  Speaker 3: a good like Black and White Japanese Jim Jo.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard about that one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really good, and there's like a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: others too. They're just they are. I would always recommend
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  Speaker 3: reading the books if you can, just because that's really
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  Speaker 3: where you get the real feel for it. The video
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  Speaker 3: games do good, but they but it's a video game,
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  Speaker 3: so you can never really convey things without being like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: it's a game.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's how it works. It's it's very interesting
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  Speaker 2: because I remember playing the Sinking City and getting just
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  Speaker 2: a very off putting vibe just from the intro. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's constantly raining and everything's wet, so there's that. So
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  Speaker 2: everything's just kind of because it's wet and nasty. But
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  Speaker 2: then like one of the first major NPCs you talked
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  Speaker 2: to is very clearly a man with a face, and
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  Speaker 2: everybody just kind of accepts it that this is normal,
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  Speaker 2: and and even your character is like you, look, you've
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  Speaker 2: got a very how to say this without offending you,
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  Speaker 2: but you have a distinct look. Yeah, So yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's it's it's off putting from the get from the
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  Speaker 2: get go, and I imagine as the game goes on
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  Speaker 2: it only gets worse. But again, that's another one that
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  Speaker 2: I played for five minutes, never actually finished, So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I completely get where you come from, and I hope
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  Speaker 2: someday to have leisure to actually redive into these games
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  Speaker 2: and see what they're actually all about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're good psychological horrors if nothing else, because again
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  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, they make you question what's real and
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  Speaker 3: then what it's hard to describe what you're seeing in
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  Speaker 3: front of you, the kind of thing it's like. It
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  Speaker 3: makes you be like, what the fuck do you even
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  Speaker 3: call that? What is that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, his opponent, he is a veteran and a podcaster
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  Speaker 2: and technical. By law, we have to call him a
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  Speaker 2: veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 5: It's Steve.
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  Speaker 2: It's Steve. Want awareness whole, It's Stevey. It's STEVEYA weareness
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  Speaker 2: hole busted out the full version.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: So I still prefer the punk version, but it is
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  Speaker 2: nice to hear the folk version every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: As I grabbed that, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Favorite horror franchise of anything, at first, I was gonna
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  Speaker 2: go with the like, the one everybody that probably knows
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  Speaker 2: me would say is the Stream franchise.
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  Speaker 1: I love the Stream franchise. Buddy, You did not know
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  Speaker 1: that about you Oh my god. Yeah, it's one of
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  Speaker 1: those things.
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  Speaker 2: I never get invited for movie night. I don't get
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  Speaker 2: to see what you're a big, huge fan of. How
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  Speaker 2: would I know that? That's fair?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the scream is one of those things like
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  Speaker 1: it grew up like in our generator, was created in
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  Speaker 1: our generation, you know, and it was right after all
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  Speaker 1: the classic horror movies were all created, you know, from
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  Speaker 1: like the seventies and eighties and stuff going into the nineties,
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  Speaker 1: and you get screaming that. It's like that was hard generation.
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  Speaker 1: So the first two movies I really do enjoy. Third
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  Speaker 1: one has Jane Sylmbob and you know, it's awesome shit.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what That's what I was originally gonna go with.
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  Speaker 1: And then I started thinking more about it, and you
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  Speaker 1: said beyond all genres, and I started thinking, I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: movies probably scream, but all genres, I've got to go doom, doom,
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. And I know I'm gonna say this,
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  Speaker 1: like the old man I am the kids dayse days
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  Speaker 1: don't understand when you were in a basement and you
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  Speaker 1: were freaking in nineteen ninety three and you're in the dark,
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  Speaker 1: and it was a dark corridor and all you hear
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  Speaker 1: is is sick ass freaking metal music. And you hear
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  Speaker 1: all these demons coming around, but you don't know where
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  Speaker 1: they are. The lights out in a giant Pinky's coming
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  Speaker 1: running down the hallway, h and you scream a bit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little scary, but like and I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: the entire collection though, mostly because I got a special
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  Speaker 1: copy of the one of one of the first mouse
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  Speaker 1: keyboard Doom games. I think it was Doom three they
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  Speaker 1: had that was one of the first ones that did that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't quite remember best keyboard.
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  Speaker 2: Do you mean you mean you could move the camera
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  Speaker 2: separate to all over Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I know
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  Speaker 2: what you mean. Yeah, Doom three I think was the
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  Speaker 2: first one that I'll think.
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  Speaker 1: So, So I had a special copy that before my
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  Speaker 1: very first tour in Iraq, so I was over there.
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  Speaker 2: And that's more of a horror game than one or
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  Speaker 2: two Are and Leaps and bounds. It is much scarier,
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  Speaker 2: so not as much, not as much running and gunning,
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  Speaker 2: not as much action, but much more creepy. And also
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  Speaker 2: the game legit tries to scare you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, you're hearing things purposely a different sections, so
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  Speaker 1: you will turn there and then when you turn back
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  Speaker 1: around something else is there, which was great. I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's me with the headphones on in a
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  Speaker 1: tent in Iraq, actual things going on around me, just
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  Speaker 1: playing to them, freaking out every time something like jumped
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  Speaker 1: into my screen. Well yeah, I still love that franchise today.
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  Speaker 1: I still play practically all the Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair. And finally i'm your host pants's Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Augie hit it? Sorry? Sorry I should have said Stevie,
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  Speaker 2: fuck you? Uh anyway, Uh yeah, I I I told
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  Speaker 2: these fools that they could probably guess what my favorite
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  Speaker 2: horror franchise was, and then they completely got it wrong
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  Speaker 2: during the pre pre show, and so now I'm not
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  Speaker 2: sure if they know me at all.
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  Speaker 3: Very very clearly, franchise.
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  Speaker 2: No, very clearly, I am a resident evil head. Calm
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  Speaker 2: the fuck on. Yeah. It was the first horror franchise
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  Speaker 2: that could really get into because until that game came around,
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  Speaker 2: there really weren't horror video games, and I couldn't watch
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  Speaker 2: horror movies because the gore made me sick. So finally,
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  Speaker 2: here was this horror franchise that I could actually enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: Uh And I really, really really got into it. I've
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  Speaker 2: played and beaten I think every single Resident Evil game,
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  Speaker 2: saved two Resident Evil Guide In for the game Boy,
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  Speaker 2: and Resident Evil Revelations, to which I've played but not finished.
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  Speaker 2: And of course there's Resident Evil nine coming around the corner.
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  Speaker 2: So lately I've been playing Resident Evil likes so indie
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  Speaker 2: games that have taken on the survival horror spirit and
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  Speaker 2: come up with their own twist on it. Okay, and
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  Speaker 2: I've played some really good ones. I played a game
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  Speaker 2: called Them and Us, which is again an indie horror game,
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  Speaker 2: but it very much knows its roots, and it tosses
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  Speaker 2: more than one wink to the camera, you know, as
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  Speaker 2: you're playing that game, including the ending, the special ending
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  Speaker 2: you can get in the second playthrough, which is literally
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  Speaker 2: just a takeoff of Dino Crisis. Main character goes through
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  Speaker 2: a portal and comes out with short red hair and
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  Speaker 2: a leather suit and an AK forty seven. Then there's
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  Speaker 2: dinosaurs all over the place. I'm like, oh, come on, guys,
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  Speaker 2: very clearly a wink in or not. But the other
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  Speaker 2: one I've been playing has been even better if it
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  Speaker 2: weren't for the bugs. The bugs are a problem it's
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  Speaker 2: like Tormented Souls one and two. Tormented Souls has one
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  Speaker 2: of the darkest stories I think I've ever played in
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  Speaker 2: a video game. I think one of the reasons I
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  Speaker 2: like Resident Evil so much is because even though it's
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  Speaker 2: a horror game, the story is still light. Like it's
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  Speaker 2: just zombies. There's not really a lot of man in
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  Speaker 2: humanity demand going on in there. Tormented Soul says, fuck that,
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  Speaker 2: we're going full dark. Enjoy it so ill. Not only
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  Speaker 2: is it a horror game and there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: horrific stuff, but the story is also pretty damn horrific.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll explain why when we get into game two,
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  Speaker 2: But for right now, I'm playing the sequel, Tormented Souls too,
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  Speaker 2: and that game is would be just as good if
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  Speaker 2: if I hadn't found myself soft locked like a a
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  Speaker 2: good fifty to sixty percent of the way through the game.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, son of a bitch, I did find
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  Speaker 2: a workaround this morning.
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  Speaker 1: That sucks, though.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like I patched the game to the newest
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  Speaker 2: version and that apparently cleared up the soft lock, So.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: At least it was a patch out of it, like
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  Speaker 3: it seeks when there isn't and you're like, I have
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  Speaker 3: I have to restart.
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  Speaker 2: Something invertently downloaded an older version by mistake, sou But
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  Speaker 2: once I pass it up to the newest, it's fine,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm continuing to play through and we'll see how
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  Speaker 2: that game is when I get to the end. But
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  Speaker 2: now that game has started to wink at the camera
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  Speaker 2: just once, and it's it's kind of subtle if you
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  Speaker 2: don't know what you're looking for. But you go into
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  Speaker 2: one office and there's like a desk against a window,
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  Speaker 2: and then there's three plants and there's one green, one red,
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  Speaker 2: and one blue, and they look like the herbs from Residual.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you, sons of bitches. I thought you were
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  Speaker 2: above this.
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  Speaker 3: At the camera and go.
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  Speaker 2: This joke is between us, Yes, don't tell them anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get to our game, shall we. Our first game
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  Speaker 2: is going to be called like Share Block. I've got
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  Speaker 2: three new stories here. All our players have to do
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  Speaker 2: is tell me which one of these stories I would like,
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  Speaker 2: which one I would share in, which one I would
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  Speaker 2: block on social media. Whoever finds the correct combination, and
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  Speaker 2: there is only one correct combination, will win the game.
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  Speaker 2: And earn one episode point. Our first news story, Russia
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  Speaker 2: is developing remote controlled spy pigeons. Now this sounds like
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  Speaker 2: a story ripped out of a half baked spy thriller,
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  Speaker 2: but according to Russian scientists, it's very real. There is
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  Speaker 2: a Russian neuroscience company called Nieri Group. They have developed
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  Speaker 2: a technology allowing them to install implants into lobotomized pigeons
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  Speaker 2: brains that allows them to be capable of controlling their actions.
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  Speaker 2: Operators can take control of the birds in the same
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  Speaker 2: way as remote controlled drones and fly them around.
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  Speaker 7: Oh boy, you might know some stuff about this story.
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  Speaker 3: People have never used pigeons for warfare ever in the
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  Speaker 3: history of ever.
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  Speaker 2: No, never, or.
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  Speaker 3: To carry messages across mout early long distances.
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  Speaker 1: There is bombs. Yeah therefore, yeah, yeah, it's fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: This is slightly more creepy.
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  Speaker 3: It's a less humane, I will be honest. I mean
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  Speaker 3: not that it was any.
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  Speaker 2: Better, but this is definitely like it might be worse
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  Speaker 2: than you think because the Russian government is funding the program.
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  Speaker 2: One number two, the founder of the company, has gone
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  Speaker 2: on record claiming he wants to start brainwashing people into
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  Speaker 2: obedient slaves in much the same way.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, did you just watch the season finale of series
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  Speaker 1: season two for Fallout?
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  Speaker 3: Reality of all? What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Like, Jesus chriss it is real? Yep, yeah, watch the
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  Speaker 1: show and we could do that.
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  Speaker 2: This feels like season one of the Downfall of Humanity
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  Speaker 2: is what this feels like it.
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  Speaker 1: Was last season.
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  Speaker 2: If this finds a way to get out, like if
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  Speaker 2: they turn it into like an airborne thing, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's all over. It's been fun. I've enjoyed the run
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  Speaker 2: so far, but it's apparently coming to an end.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, theoretically, if it were to happen that way,
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  Speaker 3: you would never know, so you'd be happy.
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  Speaker 2: Still, here's here's a couple of things that give me hope.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, in order to make this work at all,
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  Speaker 2: they they claim that the implants don't harm the birds
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  Speaker 2: or shorten their lifespans. However, it definitely does. They haven't
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  Speaker 2: published any scientific papers about how it works at all,
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  Speaker 2: so it's impossible to say. However, it only sort of works.
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  Speaker 2: There's a test video of a pigeon flying left or
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  Speaker 2: right as the operator commands. However, the bird's flight does
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  Speaker 2: not look natural.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not because it's a drone, tarred and feathered
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  Speaker 3: to make it look.
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  Speaker 2: Works.
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  Speaker 1: Look, they're stimulating the brain in that one spot to
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  Speaker 1: make it move.
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  Speaker 3: It's doesn't, Yeah, it's And the thing is as soon
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  Speaker 3: as it goes out of their line of sight, they're
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  Speaker 3: not going to see where it's going. They're not going
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  Speaker 3: to be able to detect like the turbulence like it
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  Speaker 3: can and show like that. Yeah, it's going to fall
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  Speaker 3: right out of the sky.
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  Speaker 1: So sure the planting cameras on it too, or in it.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be camera in christ Oh my would not
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  Speaker 1: be surprised though. Anyway, they do some animals. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the rocket ship. Rocket ships. I'm sorry, there was way
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  Speaker 1: more than one.
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  Speaker 3: My bad.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it'dad. It's gross.
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  Speaker 2: Well let's move on to something a little bit happier,
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  Speaker 2: shall we? Yay happy story number two, The blizzard lizard
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  Speaker 2: rescued from a winter storm in Rhode Island. So yes,
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  Speaker 2: people have found all sorts of surprising things buried in snow,
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  Speaker 2: but a Rhode Island man shoveling his driveway got the
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  Speaker 2: shock of his life when he discovered a tagu lizard
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  Speaker 2: in the snow bank.
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  Speaker 1: It's a tag lizard.
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  Speaker 2: It is a black and white spotted lizard. Its scales
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  Speaker 2: kind of alternate. There's there's pictures of it online. If
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  Speaker 2: you want to take a look, you just google blizzard lizard.
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  Speaker 2: Sure you're gonna find it. The man immediately took the
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  Speaker 2: lizard inside and wrapped it up to give it some warmth.
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  Speaker 2: He then called a local exotic pet store to ask
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  Speaker 2: if they could take care of it. The pet store
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  Speaker 2: teamed up with the New England Wildlife Center and they
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  Speaker 2: took the Tegu lizard in. It's survival was in question
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  Speaker 2: because the lizard was extremely weak from the cold, and
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  Speaker 2: the vets did have to amputate parts of the tagu's
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: tongue due to severe frostbite. Oh no, yeah, but but
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: the lizard is recovering. It's not it's not completely in
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: the clear, but the lizard's recovery is ongoing. Uh. They're
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: just trying to figure out how on earth this lizard
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: wound up in the snow in the first place, right
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: just just just in this dude's driveway in Providence, Rhode Island.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Just to just the the lizard just kind of crawls
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: out of the snow very slowly and he's like, oh,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I gotta say, I gotta save this little guy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Man, Like, good, good on you dude for
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: saving that lizard that was just like to be frozen
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: here in a couple of minutes.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Genuine heroic moment right by a dude just randomly shoveling
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: his driveway and out comes a lizard and he goes,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: but okay, come on, let's get you warmed up, buddy.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, freaking awesome.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I'd like to think I'd do the same in similar circumstances,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: but I might be just so weirded out that I
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: wouldn't know what to do.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: I probably okay, what do I do?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're fighting like a tago or any kind
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: of lizard, Honestly, around here, it's it is one hundred
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: percent someone's fucking pet, so you're probably safe to grab it,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: bring it inside, try to warm it up. If you can,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: immediately call animal control or SPCA and they have them
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: come out and grab it, uh, because yeah, let them
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: take care of it from there on, because it is
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: quite like the lizards can handle the cold for you know,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to a degree obviously through to like like that, but
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: not if they're like tropical lizards like shit that doesn't experienced.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Stuff like that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's kind of crazy. I'd imagine it was
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: probably a neighbor's plant pat that either got out or
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: they lit out.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would honestly, like I would think this
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: would be easy to track down, right, because this is
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: not this is lizard is not remotely native to our area.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: They're from like the rainforests and grasslands of Central and
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: South America. Yeah, so what it's doing in Rhode Island,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: somebody must have it's someone's pet, someone must have purchased
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: this animals, So clearly it must be trackable somehow. I
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: have to imagine there's a very low number of tag
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: you lizards in the United States.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Well the first thing, yeah, I was gonna say. The
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: first thing is the question is is that is that
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: particular species of tagu lizard allowed in the US. Because
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: that the answer is no, then that's why it's appeared
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere. No one's claiming it because if they
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: claim it, they'll get a fucking rest. But if it's
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: a perhoegularly legal to own lizard and no one's claiming it,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: that either means that the person in question either doesn't
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: know it's missing at all or purposely let it go.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well if if they did something in humane, I
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: hope they get punished for it. In the meanwhile, they've
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: identified the lizard as female and named it Frankie uh
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and they're currently the lizard is currently house at the
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: odd pet Vet cool being taken care of. All right,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: shall we move on to our third and final story?
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: Ye?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Florida man arrested for exposing himself and making love
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: to a vacuum cleaner.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: The person or the equipment, yes, yes, oh my god.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: No, he was making love to someone named vacuum cleaner.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: What do you think happened?
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: I mean, really, who the hell calls their who calls
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: her fucking child?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Clear?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Come on? So, residence of a kissing me Florida neighborhood
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: alerted the police to a man who was flashing passerby
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: in the area, as you do in Florida. By the
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: time the cops got there, he was long gone. However,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: they learned that before he left, he performed a sex
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: act with the vacuum cleaner, as you do in Florida.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Right now, they've identified the man and they've arrested him.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: They also learned some other curious tidbits. Uh this gentleman
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: is supposedly an Airbnb host. Oh god, no, oh man?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Uh, well, you gotta tell me.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Was it a bistole? Was it a brownstone? It's separate
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: from the main property. I legitimately don't know. But I
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: can't say anything about the vacuum cleaner. I I wouldn't talk.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It always tries to run away.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, so there's really not too much to say.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Really sucks.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Aaron, one of the residents shot video which will show why,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and I don't think it's it's been made public. I
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: think it's currently in the custody of the the authorities
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: in the area. But the video did show a male
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: partially clothed in front of a residence engaged in a
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Was the vacuum set to suck or blow?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: If he was just making could have been either? Could
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you can make out with a vacuum and not?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Alternately, you know, just flip it back.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Vacuum sexy as vacuum. He's looking over you.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Find a vacuum clean with tits him out of here.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you, it's tracking you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Uh cognito search incognito browser.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: For maybe that would have helped if now you are
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: just fall apart. Never mind there are no vacuums there,
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: and see a single vacuum in that picture. Okay.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Uh. He has been arrested and was booked into the
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: county jail, but has reportedly been released. He's been charged
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: with exposure of sexual organs, which is a first degree misdemeanor.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: He's due for court carrying in February.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: First wall, no first degrees premeditated.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Never mind, that's murdered, Jesus.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Hopefully it doesn't mean murder anything. First degree is premeditated.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Second degrees you do and on this spot, yeah, situational?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, hopefully they can. I hope he took
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: the vacuum cleaner out for dinner first.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Hopefully he could talk to the.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Vacuum cleaner order.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I could just see them talking to the concierge.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out how they know it's premeditated.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Did he have plans like written like on a sheet.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Did he write penus into a vacuum? He put it
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: on the fridge.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Vacuum cleaner equals.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: He he just lit a candle, that's all you say.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Vacuumaner.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: But I wish I did nothing cleaner than a vacuum cleaner.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, you need to sell vacuum cleaner attachments. You knew
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you would make so much.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: We didn't call me.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: We need to clip this for social media. We absolutely
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: need to clip this. Oh my god. Okay, that's all
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: three news stories. Okay, Russia's developing remote controlled spy pigeons,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Blizzard Lizzard rescued from a winter storm in Rhode Island,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: and Florida man exposing himself and making love to a
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: vacuum cleaner. I don't remember who won the last game.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I do remember what we were doing, and
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: which means Stevie lost that game. So Aggie, you are
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you're going to be considered the winner in this case.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: So I'll get see the first pick, Stevie, Which of
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: these did I like? Which one did I share? And
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: which one did I block?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm starting to think you're liking the Florida one.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Now would be okay, the lizard.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was what's the first one? Again?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Already forgot The first one.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Was Russia developing remote controlled spy pigeons.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Let's block Russia. I think that's smart and everybody should
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: do that, all right. Now it comes down to these two.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Because this guy did help a lizend never I did
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: fuck a vacuum.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Both wildly different things, both equally great in their own way.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: They are like on top the other.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I think we're gonna.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Ah, let's let's like the lizard and share the vacuum fucking.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, Augie. You may you may keep one
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: of those and swap the other two, or you may
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: go entirely your own way. What would you like to do?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I gotta keep the block the Russia spy pigeon thing,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: because if nothing else, it's pretty inhumane practice against an
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: animal that doesn't deserve it. You know, do whatever you
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: want to your own people, leave everything else out of it.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: But I would have to say, then, because he Stevie
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: took mine, you will instead share the good story of
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: the lizard being rescued out of the blizzard. And just
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: like the Florida man being arrested for turning that on switch.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Can you make mega mating like a new vega?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Can we start that? So when someone just like has sexual, evacuate.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: The vacuum. You're mega mating.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Well, Augie, it's a good thing that Stebee sold those
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: from you, because you are absolutely wrong. I did share
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: the Blizzard lizard and like the Florida Man and block
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: the Russia pigeons. Block Russia pigeons because it's inhumane all
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: the way down, and their founder wants to do the
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: same thing. Humans, go fuck yourself, whoever you are. Story
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: number two is sweet, is genuinely a sweet story, and honestly,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: we need more just everyday heroism in our news, just
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: period like this. This is the kind of thing that
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: it makes me happy to be a human, So one
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: hundred percent share that. However, there was no way in
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: hell I was gonna block the Florida Man showing his
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: way to everybody and then having sex with a vacuum cleaner,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: because that's fucking funny. I absolutely like that. So Augie
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: wins the first game, he is ahead with his vacuum cleaner,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: and when we come back, we're gonna play game two
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: and someone can win two points and play that game
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: right after this.
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• 33:13
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• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: two is gonna be pop Culture Fight Club Day. This
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: game was generously described and don't to us by Colin
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Meggs much thanks Colin. It is a game of answering
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: a tough question and defending your position. I'm going to
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: ask each player for the best something or their favorite
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: something from the world of pop culture, and they'll have
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: to explain and defend themselves as best they can. When
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: they're done, we will the others will ask questions trying
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: to weaken their position, especially their opposition, and the best answer,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: as judged by me, is going to get two episode points.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: So this week, as I said, I've been inspired by
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: horror games. A load of my favorite horror games feature
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: horrific acts and scares galore. But what fictional event in
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: a video game, TV show, movie, or book horrified you
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: the most? What froze your blood completely? The best answer
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: and defense wins Steve. You lost the last game, so
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: you have the choice do you want to go first
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: or do you want to make Augie.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Go for.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first, I think yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, then what is it? What fictional event
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: in a horror title horrified you the Well, it doesn't
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: actually have to be a horror movie. It just has
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: to be a fictional event that horrified you. What would
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: you qualify? What do you think is the scariest or
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: most horrifying thing you've ever seen?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: All right, let me set the scene a little bit.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: So it's nineteen ninety two. It's around the time of Halloween.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I remember that the adults are all having their porch party.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: So all the adults are on somebody's porch is pretty
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: much just drinking, having fun. Whatever do anyone adults do
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: sending all the kids to the neighbors house to watch movies?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety two. I was ten years old. That year
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the same movie released, which was A candy Man. If
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: you guys have ever seen Candy Man, the original one
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety two. Pretty graphic for the time and stuff.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: There was racial like backing to it. But there's one
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: scene that I don't know when they removed it. They
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: removed it from all the digital versions of it. You
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: can go online and see the whole thing. They think
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the Medela effect thing happened, but I'm like, I know
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: this happened because I saw that fucking thing, and I've
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: been scarred forever about it.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And one of the scenes is the girl Helen. She
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: convinces Jake to open up about his candy Man fears
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: right and tells the story about an encounter that happened
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: with the candy Man. That's when Jake takes her to
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: this like outdoor public restrooms, you know the buildings like
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: male on one side, female and the other.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Jake takes her to the public recipoom and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: recounts the story that a mother set her boy in
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the restroom she shopped in the store across the street,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: and then after that, the like horrifying screams could be
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: heard from that bathroom, and one of the brave men
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: like runs in there after hearing what it is to
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: check on the boy, and then second later the man
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: runs out, his hair like instantly turning white with fear
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and shit and what it is, And the scene itself
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: cuts to this, and this fucked me up because this
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: is what I walked into. I'm watching this thing and
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'm freaking the fuck out. It cuts to Jake telling
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the story of the aftermath, and the camera pans across
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: to a blood spattered bathroom like all fucked up in
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: a boy wailing on the floor for his mother, clutching
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: his bloodied crotch, and then to the toilet smear it
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and doused him more of his blood. And Candy man
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: was a slave when he was alive, and I think
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: his mother was raped and then they put a bunch
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: of bees on his head or so had'm staying to death.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: But he had his hand cut off and he had
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: a giant hook attached there and that's what he was
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: using to rip it all out and ship. So you
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: see the aftermath and this kid. Then it just fucked
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: with me, Like the way my imagination is, I could
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: see everything that was happening, so I just like ran
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: the funk out of the house, went back to the porch.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm saying the fuck ere, I am
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: not watching that ship. And then like a couple of
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: years later, watching it, I'm like, oh, that's what fucking happened.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: But it fucked with me so goddamn hard Man, Yeah
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: it was. It was raw man.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: It's nineties man, So he got his crowd tripped off.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the giant hook.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: That's what happens when you try to fuck a vacuum exactly.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Don't vacuum services.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Clean clean three times, and.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: He'll be there for you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I don't have a I don't have a I don't
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I don't have a I just don't.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: It is pretty.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, that that's that's fucked up.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I still think about it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe I believe it.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I guess I don't know disfigurement.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: As a child aftermath of it. Like your brain is
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: actually doing the work there, right, which is which is
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: how good horror works, honestly.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when your imagination does most of the heavy lifting.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Your imagination will be worse than anything they can show you.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: If I love slow Burns.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it still fucks with me today, like it
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: still does. Like I don't know why they did a
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: great job with it. That's all I know.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Are you afraid to sit on a toilet outside?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, for the same reason though.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I don't want different.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to spread my st DS to
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: other people.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: So I know, because of your IBS.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: That day, Like I like, and I'm really concerned with
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: ib S.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: It's topotely every day. Yeah, this should be another shirt.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I say. It's definitely a pretty good answer because it
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: was it was hard to attack, so.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: It's hard to attack.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I know they I know they rebooted or remade Candy Man.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I never watched it, and I'm like, no, I'm good,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I know they won't do that, but I'm like, no,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, disfigurement's kind of hard to like be like, oh,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: that's not scary, but like and you think about it,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: it's like, well, yeah, we'll think about what happened in
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: that moment, like it's just gone.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: It's just it's not like it's like hostile where it's
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: just like cutting people up, you know.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have to get props to Tony Todd,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the actor who was in that. He also did a
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: ton of other stuff. Was so fucking but he's he's,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: he's he's literally incredible in that movie. And I the
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: fact that he got to do one last one before
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: he passed away and they let him I don't I
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: don't know if they let him improvise or if they
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: wrote it specifically for him to sound like he was
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: saying goodbye. But really, yeah, it's it's a it's a
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: really it's a really sweet moment, given that the character
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: is not known for being a sweet character, but he
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: literally says something to the effect of enjoy the time
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: you have, you know, don't don't spend so much, don't
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: spend so much time fighting faith that you forget to
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: enjoy what you have because it'll be gone sooner or later,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: which I really dug that kind of that kind of message,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: and especially when when I mean, I'm pretty sure he
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: knew that was going to be his last performance, so right, anything,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I just I just read the stories about it. I'd
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: never watched it. I've never seen a single Candy Man movie,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: and now I'm afraid to so let's move on. It's
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: your turn. That was enough. Just hearing about it made
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: me clench so oggy oggie. What is your favorite well,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: maybe not favorite favorite might not be the right word.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: What what what fictional event horrified you the most?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: No, I'm joking.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I'm joking.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, five nights at Ready's. I'm so glad that you
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: did clarify it because I did misraaid earlier because I
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: thought you had like most scared, not most horrified. I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: glad you clarified horrified over terrified, because as.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: It could, it could go either way.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I know, I was thinking to myself, I'm like, well,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: like at a certain age, I stopped stop scaring me.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Like once in a while I might get like startled,
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: but my reaction isn't to lock up or seize up
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: or anything like that. It's usually followed up like a
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: oh or anger or.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Something like that.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Like I don't get scared like in a sphere sense
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: really anymore in any sensible word, but horrified. I'm glad
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: you said that because there actually is a funny enough
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: a scary movie that I have a hard time watching.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: A specific part of it is the only one that
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I have a very difficult time watching it, and it's
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: a scene from Trick or Treat and it's the scene
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: it's a little bit in the middle of the movie.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I don't want to spoil too much of it, because
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: it's pretty cool and how it all kind of comes together.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: But it's a scene that basically results in just audio.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: You don't see it, you don't see any of it,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: you don't see the aftermath of it.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Nothing just audio.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: You hear kids screaming and being torn apart, and you
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: don't see any of it. You don't see any of it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: You just hear it. And every time I have to
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: cover my ears or leave the room, I cannot do it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: It meant it, it freaks me out. It makes me
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: completely anxious. It's the only part of the entire movie
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I cannot do. I can sit there and watch every
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Saw movie. I can sit there and watch a hostile movie.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I can sit there and watch whatever horror movie you
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: want to put in front of me, and I'll be okay.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if there's people getting torn apart, eaten alive, whatever,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: kids screaming, bloody murder, and these kids actors adults. Now, obviously,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: these kid actors did such a phenomenal job that just
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: my brain is. It puts all the pieces together, and
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: it's just I can't. I just can't.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love the fact that you're not shown any
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: of it, and it's it's literally just it's literally just
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: your imagination again doing the work.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Audio just good.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good audio. That's uh. And yeah, I'm pretty sure
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I would also have a hard time with that, although
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't make me throw up, because for me, it's
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: the gore. It's actually seeing it that makes me sick.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: So I see, see I not seeing it seems seems
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: a little bit easier for me. But that's just because
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: of how my stomach interacts.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe if I saw it, maybe because my brain will
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: be like, oh that's good, prosthetics, good, good, whatever, because
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: it was just audio.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: But let your brain, do you brain? These are kids,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: right when you say kids, you mean like ten years.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Old, probably early teens.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kids.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Well, the one kid was probably like twelve twelve.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's a point at which they become
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: snotty shits and you don't care so much anymore.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing, though, they were ships.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Are still kids. They're still kids. Yeah, No, that's fair.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly what they deserve to be torn apart.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: What they did was wrong and they deserve punishment, but
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: they didn't deserve to get ripped apart.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I do like I do, and I both went with kids.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: To guess other adults.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: It's like that whatever, like.
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: Kids, that's awful. Yeah, this is gonna be It's gonna
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: be real hard to choose. While I'm thinking about it,
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: I'll go ahead and talk about my.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Pick for this, because again, I have nothing to attack
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: this on. I feel like I feel like the only
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: thing that I can't attack it on is the fact
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: that it wouldn't have bothered me as much because it
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have made me physically ill. It probably would have
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: made me disturbed, look much like it does you. So
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I'm glad I didn't see it. Slash hear it seen.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: He's talking about and I totally understand why they do it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. The media doesn't bother me. But
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm messed up. So are you in the snotty
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: little shit camp?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know why this candy man thing freaked
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: me the fuck out. Just hearing kids screaming.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah that was another kid, which was weird because
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: like because again, yeah, if you were to talk to
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: me like when I was like sixteen seventeen, I might
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: have told you like, oh yeah, Slenderman scares the shit
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: out of me, or five Nights of Freddy's made me
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: jump a lot. But looking back at it, it was
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: just it was all just jump scares. It was like
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: brief moments of adrenaline spike and that's it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: It was a reaction and terror.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: It didn't make me go, oh now I'm afraid of
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: animatronics now or people in white mask. I literally cosplated
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: his celender Man at a convention one time, Like it's
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: but this I could never.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Anyway, So I had real trouble picking one for real.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I genuinely there's a bunch that I would bring up,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Like I've talked before about the very first horror movie
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: that fucked me up, Deep Star six. Guy gets ripped
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: in half in a in a one in a water
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: suit and this torso is thrown into the into the
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: room while the tentacle monster is you know, attacking everybody
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: that did that did fuck me up for a good
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: long time. Had nightmares for a long time. But I
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: mean in terms of like nowadays, things that I think
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: if I were to go back and watch it as
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: an adult, I think it might actually take some of
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: the sting out of it because I'm much more inured
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: to that sort of thing now, but I still have trouble.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: You'll be able to see the difference in technology, like
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: oh my god, this.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Is also might see the flaws and what was at
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: the time what they could do for editing and social effects.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: So the I was, I was just talking about video games,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: and one of the first things that I can remember
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: horrifying me and like there was there was some awful
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: stuff in both games. But Dead Space two has a
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: sequence where to cure yourself of the of the the
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: plague that is turning people into horrible monsters, you effectively
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: have to guide a needle into your own eye. Now,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I managed to do this on the first try successfully
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: because I was so fucking nervous that I moved so
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: slowly that it took about ten minutes. It's not that
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: long of a sequence. It's literally just lowering it gives
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: you have to you have to get it right in
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: the pupil or else, like the machine freaks out, Isaac
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: freaks out and it obliterates his eye and he dies horribly.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: So you just take your time, move really slowly, wait
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: until that moment when both the the spike and his
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: eye are perfectly aligned, and then doup and you're done.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: And I just remember being like horrified by that. But
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: it has been since trumped by tormented souls, which I
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: talked about at the beginning, and I just played this
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: earlier this week. So your character is a girl named
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Caroline Walker. She gets a letter, you know, saying why
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: did you leave us here? She doesn't know what they're
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: talking about, but it's a pair of girls. She goes
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: to this quote unquote abandoned hospital and she gets knocked
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: out as soon as she arrives. When she wakes up,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: she's in a tub, naked. She has a ventilator in
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: her throat and an eye patch. She pulls the VENTI
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: later out. She gets out of the tub, she dries
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: off and puts on clothes. She goes to the mirror
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: and pulls up the eye patch and her eye is missing.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Oh great, She freaks out, somebody took my eye. Somebody
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: took my eye. So as the game progresses, you find
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: out that she is one of a set of twins
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: and she got separated from her family and was rescued
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: and fostered somewhere else and given a new identity. She
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: didn't remember any of this, So when she comes back
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: and finds out she has a twin sister, she's like, Okay,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I got a saver. It's a save her. I need
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: to get in this vault. However, this vault has two
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: retinal scanners that need to be activated at the exact
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: same time, and her twin sister has already, in fear
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: of this very thing happening, ripped her own eyes out
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: and destroyed them. Ok So Caroline has to get in
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: the vault to save her sister. There's a couple of
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: sequences in the game where you can activate a VCR projector,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: and she's got this power where she can literally walk
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: into the projector and it goes back in time. So
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: she goes back to herself in the tub and cuts
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: out her own eye.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: She's the one who did it, and she.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Hangs it to make it worse. She hangs it on
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: a fish hook and puts it in front of the
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: retinal scanner and then stands in front of the other
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: one to get into the Let me tell you, I
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: did not see that coming, not for a second.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I did either anymore.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I was just when I walked up to her body
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: in the tub. I'm like, great, I can pick up
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: my own body, take it down to the scanner and
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: prop her up. And then you see other one.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Her back.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: That wasn't an option. Couldn't do that. And I had
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: a scalpel in my inventory.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: That's fucked up.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I literally went no.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Like, why can't I? I can't. I just pick her up,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: she's right there.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I I picked the scalpel and I put it on
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: her body and it turned green, indicating you could use it,
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: and I did, and a cutscene started and I just
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: put my head in my hands and I was like,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not watching this. I'm not watching this. I can't.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. I can't watch it. Literally, that
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: moment when I realized, oh no, they expect me to
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: cut out my own eye, was like, oh.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Give me that needle thing instead.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have much rather honestly. Thankfully, thankfully the
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: game doesn't make you perform the actual search. Yeah, but
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: instead you have to watch it, and I couldn't. I
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: literally I turned away from the screen. I just did
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: not look. I'm like, nope, not happening.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: But you had the ability to turn your head. At least,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: that's good.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: That moment froze my But interestingly enough, that game does
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: contain another child quote abuse slash horror thing.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally the whole thing hinges on this ancient tribe
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: that apparently twins were connected to demonic energy, so whenever
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: twins were born, when they reached the age of ten
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: years old, they would both be sacrificed, just outright killed.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: I got for a demonic.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I've had plenty of time now to think
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: about it, and honestly, oh man, I mean seeing the
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: kid with the crotch that would have fucked me up guaranteed,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: like that would have that would have fuck me guaranteed,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: and it did.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: It fucked me up. I think about it until like
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: this came up, and I'm like, oh fuck, no juice,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I oh god, Oh, I haven't thought about that forever.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: That's thanks Eric, Scar.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I apologize for ripping that wound open.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Not much of a wound so much as just like.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: A geping hole. I'm glad I have therapy on Monday. Jesus.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I thank you both for this, and I apologize. I
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: am gonna go with Stevie on this one the kids
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: getting massacred off screen. Yeah, but I think just the
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: fact that it's off screen would have made it a
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: little easier for me to deal with. Yes, the imagination
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: is worse generally, but I also think it would have
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: been a little bit easier for me. You both did
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: a great job. You both picked something, but in terms
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: of something that actually froze my blood while you were
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: describing it, Stevie's wentz. Stevee's wentz. I literally as I said,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I clenched. I clenched, and I'm only now releasing said clench.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: It is two points to Stevie. He currently has the lead,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: but we're gonna find out what happens. We're gonna play
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: game three, which will hopefully be a little less traumatizing,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: as it's worth three blood curdling points. We're gonna play
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: that game right after this.
• 56:29
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• 56:32
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• 56:37
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• 56:47
  Speaker 11: Tell them be a ly tw sent.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: You, hey man, welcome back.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: It's time for game three. Game three is the cost
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: is correct? One of our favorite games. I've got three
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: items here that have recently gone on auction, and all
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: our players have to do is bit as close as
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: they possibly can to the final auction price without going
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: over in order to claim that listing. The first player
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: to get two listings wins the game and earns three
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: episode points. Now, unlike a certain game that we could
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: mention or that Augie is using for his background, Okay,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: that's fair, there is they have to never mind.
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: So I genuinely believe it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: We have it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: It's fun, it's good time.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: So it's because there's only into two of you. We
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: are going to play final bids rules, So you keep
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: going back and forth, bidding higher and higher and higher.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: You must bid higher than the previous bid unless it's
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: your first bid. Then you can bid whatever you want.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: And at some point when someone either gets close enough
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: to the actual auction price that I feel the next
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: bid will go over or the first person to go over,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: I will call for final bids, at which point the
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: players get to make one final bid.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Again.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: They must be higher than the previous bid, or they
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: can stay at their previous bid. It's up to them.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: And yeah, let's get started, shall we?
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: To no surprise, The first itema for bids is this
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: mint condition and graded horror game. This original release black
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: label copy of the Nintendo GameCube remaster of Resident Evil
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: is sealed and graded ninety out of one hundred by VGA.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Allgue,
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: you lost last game, You get to bid first.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: I'll go first, one thousand dollars, one thousand dollars with
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: a pinky at the side of his mouth.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Stevieh, We'll go fourteen hundred.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Bob, fourteen hundred, Augie.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Nineteen hundred, nineteen hundred Stevie.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Wow, twenty two hundred.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Twenty two hundred August she is twenty seven twenty seven hundred, Stevie.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: This is a good game. It says the black one, right, Wow.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the black label, not the yellow. Greatest fuck, Okay.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thirty five hundred.
• 59:39
  Speaker 12: Thirty five hundred, Augy that's thirty seven hundred, thirty seven
• 59:47
  Speaker 12: hundred Steevie thirty nine hundred thirty nine hundred.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Augie Wow, forty five hundred.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Forty five hundred, Stevie.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Jesus five thousand dollars.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars. I will call for final bid.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Let's win this one. Maybe, what's all you gonna do?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Fifty one fifty fifty one fifty Stevie, you wore if
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: you stay. Your previous bid is five thousand, so it
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: must be between five thousand and fifty one fifty.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can go higher than him, right.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: You can go higher than him, but I warn you
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: if you both go over, I will make you rebid.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a whore. Two fifty one fifty five bitch.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Ooh, fifty one fifty five. Well, the actual final auction
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: price five thousand, six hundred and fifty dollars. Stevie wins,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: being a yeah, bitched it out well. Stevie claims the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: first item, but only through bitch hood. So Aggie, you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: need both of these.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Apparently the bitch is right?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh. Next up forbids is Surprise Surprise, this mint
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: condition and graded horror game. This rare sealed Japanese copy
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: of the Sega CD game Night Trap was graded at
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: a nine point eight out of ten, and this listing
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: goes to the one of you who bids closest to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: the final auction price without going over. Stevie, you start
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: this time.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I start, and you said, this is the Japanese version.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they're selling an American eBay. I'm gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: two thousand dollars, okay, one million?
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  Speaker 2: Shit, Now I got to look up what that is.
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  Speaker 2: That was your STV two thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Two thousand, two thousand dollars. Yeah, twenty seven thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty seven hundred Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're jumping this up there. We're gonna know
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  Speaker 1: four thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Dollars, four thousand dollars on thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: This is what super rare. He said, Sorry, WARTONEYN one
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  Speaker 1: fifty three hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty three hundred dollars, Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: Six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Augie, fuck uh sixty six sixty six sixty six.
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  Speaker 2: Hundred, sixty six hundred. I will continue.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie, you should have got off the sixty nine hundred dude,
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  Speaker 1: sixty nine hundred, Aggie, God.
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  Speaker 3: Damn us seventy three hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Seventy three hundred. I will call Dominos for pizza later, Steven, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: this is a lot.
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  Speaker 1: At nine thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Nine thousand dollars, I will call for final bits.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, Okay, I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're choosing to stay. Yeah, okay, Stevie, I mean
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  Speaker 2: you pretty much have I mean you can overpitch yourself
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  Speaker 2: if you want.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think it would be wise to stop
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  Speaker 1: for a man of nine thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, confident Stevie stops. Actual final auction price ten
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Stevie wins. Wow, this time not through bitch hood.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: If you'd let me talk, Augie, I was gonna say,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: if you go over, go over him by a significant amount,
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  Speaker 2: so that he'll have to think about whether to bitch
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: over or day where he is. That seems to be
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  Speaker 2: the only winning strategy if you are the first one
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  Speaker 2: with the final bids. Yeah, you of course are taking
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: the risk that you're gonna go over yourself. But if
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: you only take a tiny step, he's always gonna do
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  Speaker 2: that dink on top of you.
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  Speaker 3: So, by the way, event, it would have been one
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  Speaker 3: point six million yen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh snap, oh, so you would have way over yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: our final auction. We're just doing this for fun. Up
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  Speaker 2: for bids? Is this mint condition and graded and signed
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  Speaker 2: horror game Halloween for the Atari twenty six hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: Reportedly the first game to allow killing of children, also
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  Speaker 2: the first game to feature decapitation. This is reportedly the
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  Speaker 2: highest graded copy in existence, with a nine point two
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  Speaker 2: out of ten, and it's signed by three actors who
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: have played Michael Myers, including Nick Castle. Holy And This
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  Speaker 2: listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Augie,
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  Speaker 2: where would you start?
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  Speaker 1: Three thousand dollars three thousand, Stevie ten thousand, ten thousand,
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  Speaker 1: Augie fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, Stevie twenty two thousand, twenty
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  Speaker 1: two thousand.
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  Speaker 2: I would call for final bids at this point?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to though?
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  Speaker 2: I am yes, okay twenty six thousand, twenty six thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie, twenty seven thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty seven thousand. You are both over. Oh. I need
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  Speaker 2: you to make another bid, one bid each, and it
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  Speaker 2: must be below twenty six thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Lock Aggie starts with you twenty five thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie twenty five to fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty five thousand and fifty. Yeah, the actual retail price
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  Speaker 2: twenty five thousand. Even Aggie wins that one.
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  Speaker 1: No happy, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: My god, that's awesome. Holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: As awesome as it is, it doesn't matter. Stevie won
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  Speaker 2: the other two. He wins the game and gets three
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  Speaker 2: episode points. Yeah, I did a thing, wins the episode
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  Speaker 2: five points to one. Plause.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I won nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Stevie's forgotten to use the soundboard.
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  Speaker 1: But that's I don't have a soundboard for clapping.
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