Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / BOY STORY VI | Son of Boy Dad #286
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- 3:08Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
- 3:10Speaker 10: Pal? We saw you the hockey game mark.
- 3:11Speaker 4: I know you guys.
- 3:12Speaker 10: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Pink Whitney that's what I thought.
- 3:18Speaker 4: See it, Fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
- 3:21Speaker 4: Whitney for legendary moments.
- 3:24Speaker 10: You know what's been pissing me off? That cunt snow white.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, she's been.
- 3:30Speaker 10: Asking for it. Harry Back bitch.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Woke woke Harry Back bitch, right, woke gass, Harry Back bitch.
- 3:40Speaker 3: He'p it going disgusting? What what is it? What is this?
- 3:43Speaker 4: There was an HD photo and she had like baby
- 3:45Speaker 4: hairs on her back and she's, oh, I know you're talking.
- 3:52Speaker 3: She didn't shave it.
- 3:53Speaker 10: Go woke go bro? Is what I say?
- 3:56Speaker 3: How do you shave your back though those woke ass?
- 4:00Speaker 7: Alcadel you asked your boyfriend to do it for you?
- 4:03Speaker 10: Damn you asked your girlfriend more like woke bitch.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Flavor, have to shave your back? I have a Harry Back.
- 4:12Speaker 7: As Pat V would say, chill, chill, chill, he'd be
- 4:16Speaker 7: saying that right now.
- 4:17Speaker 10: Movie only made forty three million dollars broke.
- 4:20Speaker 3: Million budgets, not a lot in the grand scheme.
- 4:23Speaker 10: Right, I don't know piss me off.
- 4:25Speaker 3: I don't even really like it.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I know I was my my adult straight ass was
- 4:29Speaker 4: going to go see that Snow White movie and now
- 4:30Speaker 4: I'm not.
- 4:31Speaker 10: I was close to seeing it.
- 4:32Speaker 1: On Friday, I saw some British crime drama instead.
- 4:39Speaker 7: The one where the kid kills the school.
- 4:42Speaker 3: That's the show.
- 4:43Speaker 10: Show and that's also woke.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Yeah it is marit.
- 4:49Speaker 10: But is that coming back.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Fucking unbelievable mayor of East Town.
- 4:53Speaker 4: Yeah, you're watching, No, dude, I can't watch female leads.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Dude, that is one of h It is really good, so.
- 5:05Speaker 10: Good, but it's just because she's madly.
- 5:07Speaker 1: That's the only reason that she's even believable, because she
- 5:09Speaker 1: actually beauty.
- 5:10Speaker 4: It's got to be like a like a little bit
- 5:12Speaker 4: of a rugged but like sort of attractive lead for
- 5:15Speaker 4: you to understand, for you to get to.
- 5:17Speaker 10: Put yourself may like for me to really put myself
- 5:20Speaker 10: in like a Francis mcdormant, like in your.
- 5:23Speaker 3: Watch the show The Killing. I haven't seen The Killing.
- 5:25Speaker 10: Hillary Swink.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's strong, strong, but like kind of like you
- 5:32Speaker 1: you pound off to her.
- 5:34Speaker 10: Yeah, we're that girl in White Loaders. You guys, did
- 5:37Speaker 10: you guys get hard for that?
- 5:39Speaker 3: I have I don't have no spoilers.
- 5:42Speaker 10: This is episodes ago when when the woman don't, don't rack,
- 5:47Speaker 10: I don't.
- 5:48Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, White loads the show where nothing happens and
- 5:52Speaker 4: a brother jerks off another brother.
- 5:55Speaker 10: Bruh bro spoilers.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Well, like, wait, are you excited about that happening? I
- 6:01Speaker 3: didn't know what happened. It's a good show.
- 6:03Speaker 10: I mean it required all one sixty of my IQ
- 6:06Speaker 10: points to fully appreciate.
- 6:07Speaker 4: But I don't like I'm more of a one you guy.
- 6:12Speaker 3: I'm a severance guy. I don't want to talking about or.
- 6:15Speaker 10: Tropic Thunder as like a little chaser.
- 6:17Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, I do a lot of palid cleansing
- 6:22Speaker 7: after shows.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Tropic Thunder might be the best movie of all.
- 6:25Speaker 4: Iran Development is a smart show about dumb people, propose
- 6:29Speaker 4: to other shows that are dumb shows about smart people.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Yes, just get a scene in Tropic Thunder where he's
- 6:34Speaker 3: talking to the younger actor and he's like, he's like,
- 6:38Speaker 3: you never go full retard.
- 6:41Speaker 10: That.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Well that that's one of the scenes you have anything
- 6:44Speaker 1: on that, or it's more just like you're saying the
- 6:45Speaker 1: line appreciating it.
- 6:46Speaker 3: I was just I thought it was a funny line.
- 6:48Speaker 7: Yeah. That's also probably the most quoted line from them.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought I was being dead. That might
- 6:57Speaker 3: as well be the tagline of the Oh yeah, I
- 6:59Speaker 3: don't seen the movie twice. I was kind I said that,
- 7:04Speaker 3: I said that that is the line. I was like,
- 7:06Speaker 3: that guy, but what.
- 7:07Speaker 4: About in Star Wars when he's like, I'm your Father's like,
- 7:10Speaker 4: that's exactly what you just said.
- 7:12Speaker 7: You guys ever watching such a great lie? I genuinely
- 7:14Speaker 7: did panther.
- 7:16Speaker 3: They say I was kind of under the radar. I
- 7:23Speaker 3: was pretty thrown off by the response I got from it.
- 7:26Speaker 3: I was like, why did you guys seem weirdly mad?
- 7:28Speaker 3: That I said I didn't know? That was like the
- 7:30Speaker 3: big the big tagline.
- 7:31Speaker 7: Well, that makes me think you've only seen the movie
- 7:33Speaker 7: once and recently.
- 7:34Speaker 3: I bet I've only seen it twice and recently. And
- 7:38Speaker 3: one of them was.
- 7:38Speaker 7: Recently was the first time recently.
- 7:41Speaker 3: The first time was years ago.
- 7:42Speaker 7: It feels like you are very late to this party,
- 7:45Speaker 7: my friend.
- 7:45Speaker 3: I think I probably am. Yeah. You never never, never,
- 7:48Speaker 3: plan never, never claimed to be a guy from the jump.
- 7:51Speaker 3: I know you guys were like tropic thunder die Hard.
- 7:55Speaker 1: I remember when the movie was going to come out, Bro,
- 7:57Speaker 1: and they're like, there's gonna be a character in black
- 8:00Speaker 1: and everybody was pissed.
- 8:01Speaker 3: I haven't gotten flamed for a film take like that
- 8:03Speaker 3: in a while.
- 8:04Speaker 7: But you're also nice. You're blaming us on the first
- 8:06Speaker 7: film take. You're saying we're diehards of Traffic Thunder. You
- 8:09Speaker 7: started that by saying Traffic Thunder might be one of
- 8:12Speaker 7: the best movies of all time. It's a great movie.
- 8:14Speaker 3: But it means I, of course, yeah, but I only
- 8:19Speaker 3: I enjoyed the movie. It's a hilarious movie. Yeah, I
- 8:23Speaker 3: don't know. I wasn't. I didn't know that was gonna
- 8:25Speaker 3: be a I just.
- 8:27Speaker 4: Bought a graded ticket stuff from Shrek when it released
- 8:30Speaker 4: in Japan.
- 8:31Speaker 10: Yeah, Grady three, they're just grading anything. He's just buying.
- 8:35Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with buying.
- 8:38Speaker 4: You sent it off the p s A and they
- 8:39Speaker 4: look how centered it is and how good condition it is,
- 8:42Speaker 4: and they graded out of ten.
- 8:43Speaker 3: You just did you send him a photo?
- 8:44Speaker 4: No, I have to send the object and then they
- 8:46Speaker 4: send it back like case.
- 8:47Speaker 3: Damn, I just got a grated sky rim I was
- 8:49Speaker 3: telling these guys, Damn, Yeah, I got a grated Uh.
- 8:52Speaker 3: Drake may Rookie card very nice. That's not worth ship
- 8:54Speaker 3: it will be He's a bust it will be. He's
- 8:56Speaker 3: a bus he sucks. It definitely will be. It's gonna
- 8:59Speaker 3: be worth a million one day. Help on what's degraded?
- 9:03Speaker 3: I don't know. I had to be honest, I haven't
- 9:06Speaker 3: looked at it. A guy at the Seattle Shows gave
- 9:08Speaker 3: me three cards. One of them is for you. Actually
- 9:10Speaker 3: I forgot to bring it in.
- 9:12Speaker 4: They're sick cards, but there's a there's a post it
- 9:15Speaker 4: note over the track.
- 9:15Speaker 3: Man one and I haven't looked at it yet, which
- 9:17Speaker 3: mine someone.
- 9:19Speaker 7: On the Eagles sick.
- 9:21Speaker 3: And there's one for Mouke as well. I don't know
- 9:23Speaker 3: why they didn't bring one for you with the probably
- 9:25Speaker 3: they're like, got one for you and the boys brought
- 9:27Speaker 3: one for the boys and it was just me, Me,
- 9:29Speaker 3: Brown and Mooke.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Does he think that your you might think you're Mooke?
- 9:36Speaker 1: Does that hurt your feelings?
- 9:38Speaker 10: What does that make you think?
- 9:40Speaker 7: Makes me want some burger king right now?
- 9:43Speaker 3: That'll be delicious love. BK.
- 9:45Speaker 10: Mook's Broke Ass only raised eleven thousand dollars.
- 9:49Speaker 3: That video was not I watched that video of Dave
- 9:53Speaker 3: and I was like, damn, that was that was like
- 9:55Speaker 3: that's pretty harsh. Like he thought about if he'd pick
- 9:58Speaker 3: up eleven thousand dollars from the ground. I know.
- 10:01Speaker 10: That was crazy for like a very worthwhile cast.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Also, yeah, Muke was like pretty stoked as he should be.
- 10:09Speaker 3: He was like for like nine hours, what what did
- 10:13Speaker 3: Dave specifically say?
- 10:15Speaker 6: Uh?
- 10:15Speaker 3: They were doing like the unnamed show right or was
- 10:17Speaker 3: it the Rundown one of those things, and someone was like, uh, oh,
- 10:21Speaker 3: we got this on the notes. They were like, Muke
- 10:23Speaker 3: raised eleven thousand dollars for this kid on his stream.
- 10:27Speaker 1: Not this kid, oh sorry, yeah, oh she's breast cancer now.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Yeah, so hypologiz I didn't know. I didn't know who
- 10:38Speaker 3: it was for, but they were like yeah. He was
- 10:41Speaker 3: like they raised a ton of money, eleven thousand dollars
- 10:44Speaker 3: and Dave was like, a ton of money, that's pretty much.
- 10:49Speaker 3: That was pretty much the gist of it.
- 10:50Speaker 10: Yeah, but that is out of time, that is And then.
- 10:52Speaker 3: He went on to say it's not a ton of money,
- 10:54Speaker 3: and that yeah, you would hesitate to take it off
- 10:57Speaker 3: of the ground.
- 10:57Speaker 7: I had no idea you were such a fan of barstool.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Do you consume a lot of He consumes everything, he
- 11:03Speaker 1: doesn't miss, He's that big stooley.
- 11:07Speaker 3: That was like a pretty big one.
- 11:09Speaker 10: He's a low key guys. I look at the reddit,
- 11:11Speaker 10: Viva bro.
- 11:11Speaker 3: I look at the reddit and I saw that on
- 11:13Speaker 3: the reddit. What's your favorite thing I've done you? Yeah,
- 11:17Speaker 3: KB is ship.
- 11:25Speaker 7: I love that, Nick.
- 11:29Speaker 3: I love that KB video. The funniest of all time.
- 11:35Speaker 3: K Nick, you've been crushing those KB videos. I've been
- 11:40Speaker 3: out on the street with you and that's happened. Oh yeah,
- 11:43Speaker 3: it's always the funny. It never happens, it's happened.
- 11:46Speaker 10: We got one we get blumped in as one but
- 11:50Speaker 10: AB's video.
- 11:51Speaker 3: I forget what it was.
- 11:52Speaker 4: But somebody commented like Nick and KB need to do
- 11:54Speaker 4: more together. It's like I've seen that just means we
- 11:56Speaker 4: need to do more.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:58Speaker 3: Every time I go every time, like me and Rone
- 12:01Speaker 3: go on the act together, people are like, man, miss
- 12:03Speaker 3: Ronan says so much. And then when you were we
- 12:06Speaker 3: didn't die still only there was a way to hear them. Yeah.
- 12:11Speaker 7: Yeah, nobody ever puts me with anyone else. I'm a
- 12:13Speaker 7: lone wolf.
- 12:14Speaker 10: Yeah, you're you're your own man of the good. I
- 12:17Speaker 10: am a rock I him an Island is that Simon?
- 12:22Speaker 10: Paul Simon?
- 12:23Speaker 3: Yeah, and Garfunkle, what's on.
- 12:28Speaker 7: I think I'm a rock or probably I'm a rock rock.
- 12:30Speaker 3: And then there's I'm an Island, which is on the
- 12:32Speaker 3: deluxe version.
- 12:33Speaker 1: You know a song I listened to this morning that uh,
- 12:36Speaker 1: that Bruno Mars song where he's like, uh, today.
- 12:42Speaker 10: I don't feel like he's lazy and he wants to
- 12:44Speaker 10: like lazy, he wants to have sex.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it called the lazy songs?
- 12:48Speaker 3: The lazy song?
- 12:50Speaker 4: And then he wanted to aire and the other one.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I want to be a billionaire. So fucking
- 12:57Speaker 3: That's how I knew how bad he wanted right then.
- 13:00Speaker 3: I know, yeah, at first you were like, yeah, I mean,
- 13:03Speaker 3: we all, I'm not buying it here, and you're okay, Wow,
- 13:05Speaker 3: this guy's not going before me.
- 13:09Speaker 7: By the way, that hook ends with the world is
- 13:10Speaker 7: unprepared for another billionaire. And yet since the early two thousands,
- 13:16Speaker 7: there have been two thousand and eighty seven new billionaires.
- 13:19Speaker 7: That's crazy.
- 13:20Speaker 3: I think we are. He's also also since that song
- 13:23Speaker 3: has come out, he's gone in the opposite direction. I
- 13:25Speaker 3: believe he's in fifty million dollars.
- 13:27Speaker 10: He cannot stop, he cannot stop placing wages right everything.
- 13:33Speaker 10: Every night, He's thrilling.
- 13:35Speaker 3: He's doing a I think residents just doing a permanent residency.
- 13:40Speaker 4: The MGM purchased Bruno Morris for the rest of his
- 13:43Speaker 4: life on the cheap.
- 13:44Speaker 3: He was in fifty million dollars in debt to them
- 13:47Speaker 3: of gambling, of gambling.
- 13:49Speaker 1: But I think he had like a fifty million dollar
- 13:51Speaker 1: marker and he was getting paid like three hundred million
- 13:54Speaker 1: dollars or something like that, so I think that they
- 13:56Speaker 1: just maybe had to garnish what.
- 13:58Speaker 10: They're paying him. I think he was getting paid more
- 14:00Speaker 10: than his debt. He's a level of stardom that I
- 14:03Speaker 10: don't I don't think he could ever go broke. I
- 14:05Speaker 10: think he can continuously make massive amounts of money.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:08Speaker 7: There's an amazing clip of Eminem talking about why he'll
- 14:12Speaker 7: never go to the Grammy the Grammys again, and he
- 14:15Speaker 7: says it's because they just parade us all out to
- 14:18Speaker 7: try to draw ratings for their shows, but they don't
- 14:20Speaker 7: actually award the awards based on merit. And he goes like,
- 14:24Speaker 7: this year, I'd never I didn't get Album of the
- 14:27Speaker 7: Year or whatever against that, I mean, that's crazy, Like
- 14:29Speaker 7: who even won that year? Yeah, and someone in the
- 14:32Speaker 7: backgrounds goes Bruno Mars and he goes, well, Bruno Mars
- 14:35Speaker 7: is fucking amazing.
- 14:38Speaker 3: His halftime show was he is so good, He's so talented.
- 14:41Speaker 3: He was so talented. I forgot he was five feet Yeah,
- 14:44Speaker 3: he's very four eleven. That video, that photo of him
- 14:47Speaker 3: and Taylor Swift next to each other is insane. My god.
- 14:50Speaker 10: Yeah, Cocaine is doing backflips in his brain.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Over time. I remember that song grenade you were here
- 14:59Speaker 3: that one, yeah, and.
- 15:00Speaker 10: I never again. It might have billion streams on spot. Wait,
- 15:14Speaker 10: what is that song? How's it goes?
- 15:17Speaker 3: I used to listen to that song catch a Good Name.
- 15:22Speaker 3: My parents wouldn't let me ever buy because this is
- 15:24Speaker 3: back when you had to buy songs on iTunes for
- 15:26Speaker 3: a dollar thirty and my parents never let me buy
- 15:28Speaker 3: any music. So I would just listen to listen to
- 15:32Speaker 3: the sample of that song NonStop.
- 15:34Speaker 7: So you've never actually heard the whole song. This is
- 15:36Speaker 7: why you're asking that, ask if we've ever have you
- 15:39Speaker 7: guys ever heard that whole song?
- 15:41Speaker 10: What? Yeah?
- 15:41Speaker 4: What happens does he end up catching the spoilers?
- 15:44Speaker 7: Man?
- 15:46Speaker 1: His brother, there's like a weird he said, you say,
- 15:50Speaker 1: like I'll put I put my hand on a blade
- 15:52Speaker 1: for you or something.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Yeah, which doesn't seem too bad.
- 15:54Speaker 10: Yeah, I put my hand on a brazy rest your
- 15:57Speaker 10: hand on it.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do that. I would do that for most.
- 16:00Speaker 3: You haven't heard the end? Now do you want to
- 16:03Speaker 3: do a reveal?
- 16:04Speaker 10: Right now? Crazy?
- 16:05Speaker 3: I think we get copy written.
- 16:07Speaker 10: So the music video has more views than the population
- 16:10Speaker 10: of the world.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Everyone has seen it, literally, everyone alive seen it.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Play. Is he still playing those like if he's a
- 16:22Speaker 3: if you go catch him at the MGN tonight, is
- 16:24Speaker 3: he still doing those songs?
- 16:25Speaker 7: Oh?
- 16:25Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll mix in but he has so many Does
- 16:28Speaker 3: he have new songs though?
- 16:29Speaker 1: They he has like eight wedding songs, like eight songs
- 16:33Speaker 1: that could be just believe.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Yeah, which is well I feel he was. He was
- 16:38Speaker 3: being compared to MJ for a minute. Maybe Prince he
- 16:41Speaker 3: has se this is crazy.
- 16:44Speaker 10: His top five songs are all in the billion club.
- 16:47Speaker 3: They're all over a billion.
- 16:48Speaker 10: No, Top six, seven, eight, he got the super Bowl.
- 16:52Speaker 10: The top ten is all over a billion.
- 16:55Speaker 3: And then you asked us if we dude, I don't know, dude.
- 16:59Speaker 4: That's like I'm a sys with the YouTube videos of
- 17:01Speaker 4: black teens pretending like they're hearing the first time, like
- 17:06Speaker 4: the national anthem, the birthday song. Yeah, like, oh ship,
- 17:09Speaker 4: this ship's fine and it makes me feel good, like
- 17:12Speaker 4: like I feel proud, like when like a black dude
- 17:15Speaker 4: listens to Rage against the machine.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Yeah, oh this dude spit. Yeah yeah, Roan, I totally
- 17:22Speaker 3: forgot to ask did you end up watching any Tommy
- 17:24Speaker 3: G or the Taboo Room baroness.
- 17:27Speaker 10: I was after the surgery. All I was watching was
- 17:30Speaker 10: that ship.
- 17:31Speaker 3: What did you like him?
- 17:32Speaker 10: It was awesome?
- 17:32Speaker 1: Did you prefer I only watched I think I only
- 17:35Speaker 1: watched Tommy G.
- 17:36Speaker 3: You didn't watch any of the taboo rooms?
- 17:38Speaker 7: Oh that's them going to the cities.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Yeah, send that to me.
- 17:42Speaker 7: Why didn't you send it to me?
- 17:43Speaker 10: Because I had to go out of my weight ass.
- 17:45Speaker 10: I'd like beg him for it.
- 17:47Speaker 7: I wanted that, and I told you I wanted it,
- 17:49Speaker 7: and you said you said it to.
- 17:50Speaker 3: You want to know what Ron said?
- 17:51Speaker 10: It pairs incredibly with painkillers. Ah, it was.
- 17:55Speaker 1: I was watching with like the most dangerous driver in
- 17:57Speaker 1: New York or whatever we used in and out of
- 18:00Speaker 1: traffic at one hundred and eighty thousand an hour.
- 18:03Speaker 7: He's like, if I cool a family, I deserve to
- 18:05Speaker 7: go to jails.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I totally understand what I'm doing is not so.
- 18:13Speaker 5: Ars Old.
- 18:16Speaker 3: Ron texted me Wednesday at two fifty six, what's the
- 18:19Speaker 3: YouTube of the guy who goes to dangerous neighborhoods? At
- 18:21Speaker 3: two fifty nine, I said, Tommy g or the Taboo Room.
- 18:25Speaker 3: Quick response, he said, you had to beg me for
- 18:27Speaker 3: the answer.
- 18:27Speaker 10: Well, that's what I mean. Like we talked on the shows,
- 18:32Speaker 10: I had to go.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Out of my way to ask it that this is
- 18:35Speaker 3: what is what? There's a video I want somebody to watch.
- 18:37Speaker 3: I'll send them the video. I was just telling them
- 18:39Speaker 3: because I had the flu and that's all I watched
- 18:42Speaker 3: all week, and I was telling them about them. And
- 18:43Speaker 3: then Rone hit me up and I gave him the
- 18:45Speaker 3: answer immediately. Yeah, you got to check out the Taboo Room.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Though that guy's I kind of like him more than
- 18:50Speaker 3: these are two like rival people. There's a bunch of
- 18:52Speaker 3: people that do, but I think those are two of
- 18:53Speaker 3: the babes. They go to bad neighborhoods.
- 18:55Speaker 4: They'll go, they'll they'll do a video that's like visiting
- 18:58Speaker 4: the worst neighborhood.
- 18:59Speaker 1: In uh, say Lewis Lewis, Yeah, and He's like, uh,
- 19:02Speaker 1: he's sponsored by bulletproof vest companies. Yeah, Tommy Tommy G
- 19:07Speaker 1: will just be shirtless and be like, hey, have you
- 19:08Speaker 1: ever in like a shootout, like this is my preferred.
- 19:11Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are gonna love this.
- 19:16Speaker 7: I want a bulletproof vest. They look cool, they look awesome.
- 19:20Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 19:21Speaker 3: I think it's like Rudy like Beauty could rock on,
- 19:24Speaker 3: Yeah show up? Would you do on just a fucking
- 19:27Speaker 3: bulletproof I wouldn't. You wouldn't even think about it. What
- 19:30Speaker 3: time are recording today?
- 19:34Speaker 10: Going to the beach, Francis. I could see you going
- 19:36Speaker 10: to the beach in a bulletproof vest.
- 19:39Speaker 3: I just know the metal detector.
- 19:42Speaker 10: You just know, like it's an experience, Like I know
- 19:43Speaker 10: I'll feel it once, Yeah, getting shot, I know.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Yeah, or like fall off of like like a bridge
- 19:51Speaker 1: or something.
- 19:52Speaker 10: Live.
- 19:53Speaker 3: But like one thing that I will say about those videos,
- 19:56Speaker 3: about the Tommy G and the Taboo Room videos is
- 19:59Speaker 3: the interviews make you think that like getting shot might
- 20:02Speaker 3: just like for the most part, it's kind of just
- 20:04Speaker 3: like stings.
- 20:05Speaker 10: Yeah, Like I would.
- 20:06Speaker 3: You rather get shot or stabbed? From the videos that
- 20:10Speaker 3: I watched, I think I might rather get Dude, there's
- 20:12Speaker 3: Y're like, oh, I've been shot thirty seven times and
- 20:15Speaker 3: you're like what and they're like oh yeah, Like right, yere,
- 20:17Speaker 3: they show you all the like happened during the video.
- 20:19Speaker 10: Yeah, just gunshots.
- 20:21Speaker 7: But that's the gotta be that they're all getting shot
- 20:23Speaker 7: with like snubnose twenty twos and stuff.
- 20:27Speaker 3: Brother, you get shot.
- 20:29Speaker 7: There's a hole in your hand.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Dudey're getting shot with AK with the titties on it.
- 20:33Speaker 3: What's an AK with the titties?
- 20:36Speaker 5: Brother?
- 20:36Speaker 7: The drums?
- 20:37Speaker 3: The drums.
- 20:39Speaker 10: Francis went through this recently.
- 20:41Speaker 3: I don't know how people did you fall into this
- 20:43Speaker 3: trap as well? Yeah, you don't know. You haven't heard
- 20:46Speaker 3: grenade more people should know what a titty mag is
- 20:51Speaker 3: than what than what the song grin?
- 20:52Speaker 1: Dude, I'm glad you call it a mag. If you
- 20:54Speaker 1: called it a clip, we'd have a fucking.
- 20:56Speaker 3: Problem or not. The mag titty mag, that's I guess
- 21:00Speaker 3: it's from playing video games.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Drums titties listen, listening to rap, A little bit of
- 21:07Speaker 1: young a little bit of a little bit of young Dolf.
- 21:09Speaker 10: Hey, hey, hey, that'll get you right. Where do you
- 21:12Speaker 10: think you're gonna wind up getting shot?
- 21:14Speaker 3: I don't know. I know it will feel feel that
- 21:18Speaker 3: sensation once.
- 21:19Speaker 10: That's Would you guys pay say ten thousand dollars to
- 21:24Speaker 10: have been shot and stabbed a lot?
- 21:28Speaker 3: No, under the circumstances, there is no I'm just gonna
- 21:32Speaker 3: go with no.
- 21:33Speaker 10: There are no health risks. You just have the like
- 21:35Speaker 10: the the story in the story.
- 21:38Speaker 3: Dude.
- 21:38Speaker 4: Yeah, So I always like, would it be like a
- 21:40Speaker 4: natural situation i'd be in where I'd get shot?
- 21:43Speaker 3: Or would it be like a environment? What's a natural situation?
- 21:46Speaker 10: Like like like in a shootout, not like someone you
- 21:50Speaker 10: were you were just in somewhere on the street and
- 21:53Speaker 10: caught a bullet, you got pulled up on. What do
- 21:55Speaker 10: you pay ten thousand?
- 21:56Speaker 7: Are you saying? I?
- 21:56Speaker 10: I think I would love to have that? What about
- 21:59Speaker 10: getting paid ten thousand? No, you don't get you don't
- 22:02Speaker 10: have to feel it.
- 22:03Speaker 3: You wake up and you have had No. I don't
- 22:06Speaker 3: really want the complications. Zero want scars.
- 22:11Speaker 10: Zero help you get a scar and you get to
- 22:13Speaker 10: tell everyone the story.
- 22:14Speaker 3: Shot. So I thought about I've talked about this before.
- 22:16Speaker 3: It's like a tattoo shot.
- 22:17Speaker 4: But for like, we have a shark that'll bite you,
- 22:19Speaker 4: but we can get it off and you get like
- 22:21Speaker 4: animal scars or like a facial like a sword.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Same thing. Yeah, and I would do that, dude.
- 22:26Speaker 7: I gotta say, the parents of women I've dated don't
- 22:29Speaker 7: particularly look fondly on the idea of me having been
- 22:32Speaker 7: shot and stabbed a lot. Yeah, it's hard enough convincing
- 22:36Speaker 7: them that my comedy career is going well.
- 22:39Speaker 10: You just got to play them the right voicemail.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Going down to Cabo with the with the in laws
- 22:44Speaker 3: this weekend, take your shirt off. They're like, what fuck?
- 22:48Speaker 3: Why is there thirty exit wounds on your back?
- 22:54Speaker 4: That's easier to explain guys like you to eat a
- 22:57Speaker 4: seafood tower.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I've a I said it in a battle rap against
- 23:03Speaker 1: the guy big T. I was like, when I heard
- 23:05Speaker 1: you got shot.
- 23:06Speaker 10: I got jealous, exactly like I don't want to be
- 23:10Speaker 10: out in the streets theead.
- 23:11Speaker 3: I don't know if I ever laid to anything less,
- 23:13Speaker 3: I have no interest to me.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Well, at the time, I was a battle and I
- 23:16Speaker 1: was like, well, it would do wonders.
- 23:19Speaker 10: If you, right now, with your same health, could say
- 23:21Speaker 10: I got shot five years ago.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Like, I think that's worth it. I think that's valuable.
- 23:28Speaker 10: Comedy and social situations.
- 23:30Speaker 3: And impressible what would be the experience, because like you're
- 23:33Speaker 3: the way you're saying is that you just wake up.
- 23:36Speaker 3: You don't have magical so you just get to make
- 23:39Speaker 3: up your story every time you have.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Something happened, a concrete thing happened, but it's fake and magical,
- 23:44Speaker 1: and that you didn't feel it and there is no
- 23:46Speaker 1: trauma or complication.
- 23:47Speaker 3: War I could see being a good one because then
- 23:49Speaker 3: you get a little war wound would be way cool.
- 23:51Speaker 3: War wound.
- 23:52Speaker 10: I don't know if it would be cooler rather than
- 23:54Speaker 10: like you just on the streets.
- 23:56Speaker 3: They'd be like, well then, what, well you had to
- 23:58Speaker 3: do something?
- 23:59Speaker 7: Yeah, oh there was a would have made someone to
- 24:01Speaker 7: get shot jumped.
- 24:04Speaker 3: If you got shot thirty times and then stabbed on
- 24:06Speaker 3: top of it, they'd be like, okay, so who were
- 24:08Speaker 3: you cereal raping?
- 24:09Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 24:10Speaker 3: Yeah, whose children were you molesting?
- 24:13Speaker 1: No, you're stopping, so you're saying you're victim blaming. Essentially,
- 24:17Speaker 1: you're like he was asking for if you shot.
- 24:19Speaker 3: If you get shot thirty times and stabbed on top
- 24:21Speaker 3: of it, yes, I thought you like fifty cent got
- 24:24Speaker 3: shot nine times exactly, and he probably did some bad things. Yeah,
- 24:29Speaker 3: so thirty it's like that old like, uh, you're saying thirty.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Remember the old MGK was like machine gun Kelly was
- 24:36Speaker 3: punched in the chest fifty five times. That is really
- 24:43Speaker 3: It's from like the New York Post. It was like, Wow,
- 24:47Speaker 3: it was Harry.
- 24:50Speaker 7: Yeah, was he beingated?
- 24:54Speaker 10: Beat him? Staying alive?
- 24:56Speaker 3: Fifty five punches? I mean that's like that's over a
- 24:58Speaker 3: minute of punch and he just drowned. Guard.
- 25:07Speaker 7: Come on, machine gun? Wait?
- 25:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a little bit jealous of Chef Donni's friend.
- 25:12Speaker 4: He's a he's a professional skier, but he was in
- 25:13Speaker 4: that plane that flipped upside down on the runway in Toronto. Yeah,
- 25:16Speaker 4: no way, yeah really, yeah, he was the one that
- 25:18Speaker 4: took the video. I think that Tim Dillon made fun of.
- 25:20Speaker 10: Really yeah as he was getting off. Yeah, that is so.
- 25:23Speaker 10: I bet Chef Donnie's super jealous.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Chef Donnie would have to be jealous. I wanted just
- 25:28Speaker 4: as an excuse to never fly again.
- 25:30Speaker 10: You want to John Madden around in an r V
- 25:33Speaker 10: or whatever.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have loved that experience. I wouldn't hate
- 25:36Speaker 3: that because statistically speaking, won't happen again. It will never
- 25:40Speaker 3: happen to you again. If that's your one crash, so
- 25:45Speaker 3: Gambler's fallacy.
- 25:47Speaker 7: Dude, I don't know, man, I think anyone that went
- 25:49Speaker 7: through that, I would bet that the majority of the
- 25:51Speaker 7: people on that flight now have major flight anxiety.
- 25:55Speaker 3: Major I think, well earned. Yeah.
- 25:59Speaker 10: Yeah, except for Donnie's daredevil buddy.
- 26:02Speaker 3: Yeah right, oh yeah, you know he's doing again. Yeah,
- 26:04Speaker 3: he was one of those amazing let's crash, that'll be
- 26:07Speaker 3: the worst today, one of those guys. I actually like turbulence. Yeah,
- 26:10Speaker 3: it's like a free roller coaster. You're like, dude, I hope,
- 26:13Speaker 3: I wish nothing but the worst for you. Everybody who
- 26:15Speaker 3: says they like feeling the tattoos is al Yeah, it's
- 26:19Speaker 3: the same type of person. Tattoos actually feel good. Yeah,
- 26:21Speaker 3: same exact persons, the people that wear shorts all the time. Yeah,
- 26:25Speaker 3: it's under twenty today. I didn't even know. Yeah, yeah,
- 26:28Speaker 3: I got warn knees. He's run hot.
- 26:33Speaker 10: Fat boys have to do that.
- 26:35Speaker 3: Fat boys do have to do that.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Respect to a three hundred plus brother that has to
- 26:39Speaker 1: do something like that.
- 26:40Speaker 3: Yeah, they struggle with pants and shirts and that I'm
- 26:43Speaker 3: saying they run hot. They are run hot. But it's
- 26:46Speaker 3: also it's tough to find a good pair of slacks
- 26:48Speaker 3: for those guys. I feel bad for those guys.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Because takes waist.
- 26:57Speaker 3: What do you you guys got any ninety six thirties
- 26:59Speaker 3: in their The fuck.
- 27:01Speaker 7: They're turning it around like here's the where's the opening?
- 27:07Speaker 7: Spinning in?
- 27:09Speaker 3: That's got to be the worst going into like an
- 27:11Speaker 3: old navy and you gotta up to the count. Guys
- 27:12Speaker 3: are everything over seventy four weights. Dude, their pants can
- 27:16Speaker 3: only be made by like machinery. Yeah, I mean it's
- 27:20Speaker 3: they're literally they're just what they're doing I think is
- 27:21Speaker 3: they're just taking eight pairs of pants and sewing them
- 27:24Speaker 3: into water, right, and this has Yeah, fat people's pants
- 27:26Speaker 3: has like eight ways of just twelve pockets.
- 27:32Speaker 7: We don't have any that size, but we do have
- 27:34Speaker 7: a pair of tandem shorts for Siamese twins.
- 27:37Speaker 3: Yeah, we get you in those.
- 27:39Speaker 7: You try them.
- 27:40Speaker 3: I think we got a tarp in the back, some
- 27:44Speaker 3: good old fashioned.
- 27:46Speaker 4: What's like the biggest waist you can buy on Amazon,
- 27:50Speaker 4: because like, fifties are humongous.
- 27:52Speaker 3: I mean, didn't you buy the long ones? I'd get
- 27:55Speaker 3: those custom made, I think anything, but that was pretty
- 27:57Speaker 3: jokes that never panned out.
- 27:59Speaker 4: Its worse, I know, because I went to a tailor
- 28:01Speaker 4: to get pants that were thirty three, like ninety seven.
- 28:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Guinness Book of World Record biggest waste Walter Hudson one
- 28:09Speaker 1: hundred and nineteen inches, which is three point oh two meters.
- 28:14Speaker 3: That doesn't do any People can't even like run that long.
- 28:17Speaker 10: I mean, that's tough to that's a broad jump.
- 28:21Speaker 3: How many yards is that? That's what I need? My
- 28:27Speaker 3: brother was, no, what is it that three yards?
- 28:33Speaker 1: Yeah, it's liked pennies average carries.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Oh man, respect to that brother, Respect to Rashad, of course,
- 28:47Speaker 1: much love.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Fan of the pod Dizzy, Oh yeah, big time.
- 28:51Speaker 10: This guy was in New York. Wow, the big boy.
- 28:54Speaker 3: We've had this conversation before, like, yeah, we talked about
- 28:57Speaker 3: if we had any of the top ten biggest in
- 28:59Speaker 3: the office in New York, and then we were thinking
- 29:01Speaker 3: about it. We were like, now, there's definitely some dudes
- 29:04Speaker 3: that are just like tucked away somewhere in fucking Midtown
- 29:07Speaker 3: on like the ninetieth floor of some building that just
- 29:10Speaker 3: hasn't moved in ye years. There's a dude somewhere in
- 29:14Speaker 3: New York, in Manhattan right now that weighs over two
- 29:16Speaker 3: thousand pounds you think so, yeah, one hundred percent. Like
- 29:19Speaker 3: he's like a part of the building. He's a part
- 29:21Speaker 3: of it. Yeah, he is the walls. That would suck
- 29:28Speaker 3: to find out your apartment is just a dude. He's
- 29:30Speaker 3: just one.
- 29:31Speaker 10: Guy trying to move into an apartment. It's just a
- 29:34Speaker 10: guy part of it. Like grandmother willow face in the wall.
- 29:39Speaker 3: I just pictured the dude in seven the whole apartments
- 29:42Speaker 3: that they had to that they that they that he
- 29:44Speaker 3: made eat to death. It was now skinny?
- 29:47Speaker 7: Right?
- 29:48Speaker 10: What who's now skinny? Is that the actor? I think
- 29:51Speaker 10: it is from Remember the Titan he lost? He's not
- 29:56Speaker 10: he's not skinny?
- 29:57Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 29:58Speaker 10: Yeah, who am I thinking of?
- 30:00Speaker 1: Was that guy like, uh, this is us or something
- 30:02Speaker 1: like that, or he was in one of the woman.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm thinking of the big brother who was
- 30:07Speaker 1: in Remember the Titans?
- 30:08Speaker 3: The white boy he lost? The skinny guy?
- 30:10Speaker 10: Now what was he in?
- 30:13Speaker 3: The white Boy? My name is the fat boy? Seeing
- 30:17Speaker 3: my name is Earl?
- 30:18Speaker 10: Maybe the fat white boy.
- 30:20Speaker 7: Fat white the fat who's in American history? X?
- 30:23Speaker 10: He was beautiful eyes.
- 30:26Speaker 3: I never watched I never watched that full movie. It
- 30:28Speaker 3: was too dark. You'll be quoting it next episode I
- 30:32Speaker 3: will say, to be fully honest, I actually never even
- 30:34Speaker 3: got past the that's really early in the movie. It's
- 30:40Speaker 3: the opening scene. Saw that and I said, that's good
- 30:43Speaker 3: enough for me. I get the gist.
- 30:46Speaker 7: I I remember thinking, curb stomping, this necessarily kills someone. Yeah,
- 30:54Speaker 7: it does, but I don't think it does.
- 30:56Speaker 3: I don't think it does in that scene.
- 30:59Speaker 7: Tony, stop guys.
- 31:00Speaker 1: I think there's like a little bit of you have
- 31:02Speaker 1: to there's a little bit complicitness in the person who
- 31:05Speaker 1: opens their mouth to bite the girl.
- 31:07Speaker 10: I was gonna say, how did they get them to stay?
- 31:09Speaker 3: I would not. I would be can you just just
- 31:13Speaker 3: stop trying? Every dude. I've always thought, like, if I
- 31:15Speaker 3: was getting jumped, I figured, I gotta sting and pissing.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Oh no, zip, trying to like a dude who comes
- 31:27Speaker 3: up and even bar wants to fight. I'm wanna start
- 31:28Speaker 3: beat yeah off a second, Yeah, screaming, screaming and jacking.
- 31:37Speaker 10: Someone tried that, I would have a decent success, right,
- 31:41Speaker 10: I bet you, because the dude that wants to fight
- 31:43Speaker 10: you at a bar is so afraid of being gay. True,
- 31:46Speaker 10: what about gay bars?
- 31:47Speaker 1: You don't think there's ever rumbles at gay bars, I
- 31:49Speaker 1: mean Stone Street. I guess, yeah, that's just a fight.
- 31:58Speaker 3: Stone Street guys gotta hold two carried away that.
- 32:00Speaker 7: Night, isn't it Stone It's Stone Walls, Stonewall Riots.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, Stone Street, the guy, he's the gay
- 32:12Speaker 1: probably gay bar.
- 32:13Speaker 3: I'm sure there's probably fights at gay bars, but I
- 32:15Speaker 3: bet they're I bet they're diffused pretty easily. And I
- 32:18Speaker 3: bet I bet they don't get kicked out either. I
- 32:21Speaker 3: bet they're like, we're gonna be our best behavior from
- 32:23Speaker 3: now on, boys.
- 32:24Speaker 7: Yes, it's part of our.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Yes, I got I'm sorry Jesus.
- 32:33Speaker 7: As part of our final like initiation thing for our
- 32:37Speaker 7: basically Fratt, we had to go to a gay bar
- 32:40Speaker 7: in Boston called Ramrod and it was not an effeminate
- 32:46Speaker 7: gay bar at all masculine. It makes it seem like
- 32:49Speaker 7: it's dude truckers and like biker gangs that were gay,
- 32:54Speaker 7: I mean, and there were pool tables, like.
- 32:57Speaker 10: People wearing like a leather cabby's hat and like a
- 32:59Speaker 10: vest the yeah, white choker type ship.
- 33:03Speaker 7: They were mainly navy seal looking gay man.
- 33:10Speaker 3: I was talking about that with someone recently because there
- 33:12Speaker 3: was I was doing a show at the stand and
- 33:14Speaker 3: there was these two old dudes on the right, and
- 33:17Speaker 3: there were and someone said when I got to say,
- 33:19Speaker 3: someone was like, oh, those are those guys are They
- 33:21Speaker 3: were like I was like, those guys are really good.
- 33:23Speaker 3: And someone was like, oh, the gay guys. And I
- 33:25Speaker 3: was like, those.
- 33:26Speaker 10: Guys were gay. Wait, but they were jacked.
- 33:28Speaker 3: I was like, how could they be gay? And then
- 33:29Speaker 3: I was thinking, I was like, I guess, like because
- 33:31Speaker 3: all those guys they didn't They wasn't like they were
- 33:33Speaker 3: coming out when they were in fucking middle school. And
- 33:35Speaker 3: I guess if you come out when you're like fifty,
- 33:38Speaker 3: it's not like all of a sudden, you're just like
- 33:40Speaker 3: time to change up the wardrobe, time to start, time
- 33:43Speaker 3: to start wearing like like leggings with sparkles on this.
- 33:46Speaker 3: Do you think that you think the younger you come out,
- 33:48Speaker 3: the gayer you become.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Oh I think yeah, absolutely, because you haven't been affirmed
- 33:54Speaker 1: for as long.
- 33:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:55Speaker 10: Like, actually, older gay couples will wear like Tommy Hill figure, yeah, Nautica.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't you think that some of them are
- 34:01Speaker 1: like trying to make up for lost time and so
- 34:03Speaker 1: they'll turn it into overdrive.
- 34:05Speaker 3: Right. Their Friday nights might get a little out of hand.
- 34:07Speaker 3: But aside from that, I.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Think, well, yeah, they might not dress crazy, but they'll
- 34:10Speaker 1: suck for Yeah, they'll suck anything within.
- 34:14Speaker 4: Being able to tell how long somebody's been gay by
- 34:16Speaker 4: the amount of sequence they.
- 34:17Speaker 3: Have, I think it's Yeah, I think that's really what
- 34:21Speaker 3: it's like. I mean, I know they've been gay forever.
- 34:23Speaker 3: But I think like if you if you decide, okay,
- 34:26Speaker 3: I'm publicly gay when you're fifty, it's like, well, I'm
- 34:29Speaker 3: not gonna I'm not gonna stop wearing my Stan Smith's
- 34:32Speaker 3: all wearing these my entire life, but as well, right out,
- 34:36Speaker 3: I don't to flip my closet Carhart jackets because you know,
- 34:39Speaker 3: this is shopping.
- 34:41Speaker 7: Yeah, but what if they do want to make up
- 34:43Speaker 7: for the last time and they just go fully into
- 34:47Speaker 7: the other.
- 34:47Speaker 3: I think that probably happens too.
- 34:49Speaker 7: Yeah. So I guess what you're saying is that there's
- 34:52Speaker 7: really no pattern or predictability at all.
- 34:55Speaker 10: Gays aren't a monolith.
- 34:56Speaker 7: I guess No.
- 34:58Speaker 3: I think what I'm saying is the younger you come out,
- 35:00Speaker 3: the gay or you all. But is there a way
- 35:03Speaker 3: to tell?
- 35:05Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the way when you watch like a
- 35:08Speaker 1: thaie volleyball player who's like eight years old, Yeah, who will.
- 35:12Speaker 10: Like bump it and then just feel like, oh yeah,
- 35:15Speaker 10: you know, I feel like I've seen that. I thought
- 35:19Speaker 10: I think it was like a basketball player. Though, yes,
- 35:23Speaker 10: it's that the same guy.
- 35:24Speaker 1: No, it's better and younger.
- 35:28Speaker 10: It's so gay. It's so funny, the one.
- 35:31Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 35:32Speaker 10: The ones who start early, it's like specializing in a
- 35:34Speaker 10: sport are way better at.
- 35:36Speaker 3: It, way better at it, dude. Yeah, the more experienced games,
- 35:46Speaker 3: like you think, like the younger gays looking gays and like,
- 35:48Speaker 3: look at these fucking posers. But look, oh my yeah,
- 35:56Speaker 3: oh my god.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Okay, guys, let's take a second to talk about Draft King.
- 36:00Speaker 1: When it comes to college basketball in March Mania, one
- 36:02Speaker 1: thing is for sure.
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- 40:09Speaker 10: And then the kid across from him, it's it's a
- 40:13Speaker 10: little oh my god, so impressively.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Yeah, so gay's and it's because they came out and
- 40:20Speaker 1: they were.
- 40:20Speaker 10: Able to come out superar Some kids will get held
- 40:22Speaker 10: back just to be better again, get held back a
- 40:27Speaker 10: couple of years.
- 40:28Speaker 3: A thirteen year old game compared to an eleven year
- 40:30Speaker 3: old game.
- 40:31Speaker 7: I mean, I was so straight up skipped.
- 40:32Speaker 3: A grade.
- 40:36Speaker 10: Because they're going to private school and help that they're like.
- 40:39Speaker 7: We don't need him any more. Time we know he's.
- 40:42Speaker 3: He's trying around.
- 40:44Speaker 4: They're trying add all, they're trying tutors, trying poppers, turns.
- 40:48Speaker 10: Out he's doing that. They're doing the travel circuit heau.
- 40:53Speaker 10: Do you hear their banning poppers?
- 40:54Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 40:55Speaker 3: I did hear that they're off for the gay community.
- 40:58Speaker 3: It's insane.
- 41:00Speaker 10: Yeah, I was gonna have to naturally loosen their.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Ass while I always almost enjoyed that. Yeah, yeah, it's
- 41:07Speaker 3: nice sensation. I'll be honest, I fucking love them every
- 41:14Speaker 3: time I ever did poppers. This is unbelievable. But what
- 41:18Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 41:19Speaker 10: It's like adjacent I think to like opiate.
- 41:23Speaker 7: I think there's like a warmth I've never done.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Or like any bodega in And what is it exactly?
- 41:34Speaker 3: Just yeah, like chemicals. You sniff and smell it and then.
- 41:39Speaker 4: It's like it's like a strong nicotine buzz.
- 41:42Speaker 7: Is it like smelling salts?
- 41:45Speaker 3: It's a liquid.
- 41:45Speaker 10: It's it's like the opposite of smelling salts.
- 41:47Speaker 1: It's ingested the same way, but it has like uh
- 41:50Speaker 1: head rush warmth, like an immediate like uh buzz to it.
- 41:56Speaker 1: That's pretty fleeting. But uh, I think they're pretty big
- 42:00Speaker 1: in the gay community. I think it opens your butt.
- 42:02Speaker 3: I supposedly I never felt that. I first felt crazy
- 42:07Speaker 3: and I never did.
- 42:08Speaker 10: Yeah, it would be nice to if you really had
- 42:10Speaker 10: to take a dump and just have a poppera bike.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Can you feel the tightness of your own ass?
- 42:14Speaker 3: Like, I can't tell you. I can tell you what
- 42:15Speaker 3: it is right now? No, right now I'm at a neutral.
- 42:19Speaker 1: In this movie that I watched, this this British spy movie,
- 42:22Speaker 1: they said, tightening the asshole will help you pass a polygraph.
- 42:26Speaker 10: Clinching your asshole tighter will help you.
- 42:28Speaker 3: Pass the opposite. Yeah, looser ass like a looser ass
- 42:33Speaker 3: flying you're passing with flying colors, and.
- 42:35Speaker 10: Maybe you have a different, different baseline or something.
- 42:37Speaker 1: If you hold it tight at the beginning, you're always
- 42:39Speaker 1: at that tight ass baseline.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, true, that would make sense. You know, this
- 42:44Speaker 3: guy's just tight. He's always like this, He's always a
- 42:47Speaker 3: little tight.
- 42:48Speaker 10: When is that tech gonna like improve drastically to the
- 42:51Speaker 10: point where we're fucked and they're.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Like mobile, Yeah, I was gonna figure that when you
- 42:56Speaker 3: could download it on your phone. That would be bad polygraphs.
- 43:00Speaker 1: The whatever dudes are developing that are just not letting
- 43:03Speaker 1: that get into the hands of women.
- 43:05Speaker 3: Society crumbles the moment polygraphs are accessible. Yeah, but they're
- 43:09Speaker 3: also not really like that I feel they're kind of
- 43:11Speaker 3: getting phased out because they can't be used in court. Yeah,
- 43:14Speaker 3: the old school. Yeah, but a.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Part of me is like, even if it isn't it
- 43:18Speaker 4: such a funny, what a fun.
- 43:21Speaker 3: We're gonna do. We're gonna we're gonna invent something to
- 43:23Speaker 3: see if you're lying not are you telling us the truth?
- 43:28Speaker 3: What is its success rate?
- 43:29Speaker 1: Like?
- 43:29Speaker 3: I don't even know. I think it's decently high. I
- 43:31Speaker 3: think it is like pretty accurate, but I think it's
- 43:33Speaker 3: not high enough that they can use it to like
- 43:35Speaker 3: put someone in jail for life.
- 43:36Speaker 10: But it tests like how how can it be that accurate?
- 43:39Speaker 10: It tests your heart rate? Yeah, so if you're just
- 43:41Speaker 10: like a stone cold liar, but.
- 43:43Speaker 3: I'd be nervous if I was being pressed.
- 43:46Speaker 7: There's all kinds of signs, right, There's like people who
- 43:49Speaker 7: administer polygraphs are trained to know what to read.
- 43:53Speaker 3: But I'm like skittish, as.
- 43:54Speaker 7: Is different, sweaty hands, I don't know.
- 43:59Speaker 1: There's also that chemical rights what is so there is
- 44:02Speaker 1: like a like a yeah, like a truth serum.
- 44:06Speaker 10: There is a truth serum, but it can fuck with you.
- 44:08Speaker 10: I don't know. I've seen it was in I think.
- 44:10Speaker 3: The movie All that ship should be illegal.
- 44:13Speaker 10: Illegal.
- 44:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is police giving me truth serum.
- 44:17Speaker 10: I don't think the police are giving it out.
- 44:19Speaker 7: I think it is illegal.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Okay. I don't want them giving me a polygraph either.
- 44:23Speaker 10: Right, I don't even want them to fucking going through
- 44:25Speaker 10: my mail in my trash.
- 44:28Speaker 3: Well, I guess what? Uh? I want to get those
- 44:31Speaker 3: tapes of the game Warden? How do I do that?
- 44:34Speaker 3: Is that? Are you guys fucking with me?
- 44:36Speaker 10: That was on the lost episode? No one knows what
- 44:38Speaker 10: you're talking about.
- 44:39Speaker 3: I know so pretty much.
- 44:40Speaker 4: We did two episodes. Well, this is our third episode.
- 44:43Speaker 4: First episode, No Good.
- 44:46Speaker 10: It was fine, but it was just a bigger fest.
- 44:49Speaker 10: First episode No Good, you and Francis had like a
- 44:52Speaker 10: you recounted and it was like a weird like I
- 44:54Speaker 10: enjoyed it.
- 44:55Speaker 7: It feels like we're about to do it again.
- 44:57Speaker 3: It's more of a therapy session than it was anything else.
- 45:00Speaker 4: It ended up like everybody just saying like we're either
- 45:02Speaker 4: happy for you or proud of me. Yeah, it's really
- 45:05Speaker 4: happy for you guys, like you're.
- 45:07Speaker 3: You can be great, dude, that's all I want.
- 45:10Speaker 10: Yeah, it wasn't kind of love here, and I kind
- 45:12Speaker 10: of want you.
- 45:12Speaker 3: To know you guys again now, But I will tell
- 45:15Speaker 3: I will retell my well, I will shortly retell my
- 45:19Speaker 3: story with the game ward and pretty much I I
- 45:22Speaker 3: got stopped by the game ward and like thirty minutes
- 45:24Speaker 3: into fishing in Washington, and uh, the dude was like
- 45:28Speaker 3: are you gonna like he was asking me all the questions,
- 45:30Speaker 3: he checked my license, had my license. Everything was going well.
- 45:34Speaker 3: Then he goes, do you know the rules and regulations
- 45:36Speaker 3: of the river And I was like, I do, uh,
- 45:39Speaker 3: barbleous hooks and catching release and he was like, yeah,
- 45:42Speaker 3: barbless hooks. He's like, and he's like, you know, man,
- 45:44Speaker 3: like barbless hooks, Like it's they're so good, just like
- 45:46Speaker 3: it just takes so much stress off of like the fish.
- 45:49Speaker 3: It's great, Like it makes it easier for them. He
- 45:50Speaker 3: has the better chance of living. And I was like, dude, totally.
- 45:52Speaker 3: I was like, me and my friends we try to
- 45:54Speaker 3: fish barbless like as much as we possibly can. And
- 45:56Speaker 3: he was like, you mind if I just like take it?
- 45:57Speaker 3: He's like, do you might if I just take take
- 45:58Speaker 3: a look at your fly real quick, like double check.
- 46:00Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, obviously, and then I handed
- 46:03Speaker 3: him my fly and there was a massive barb sticking
- 46:06Speaker 3: off the side of it. Bar what the idea? He
- 46:09Speaker 3: was like, Ah, he was like confused because he was like,
- 46:13Speaker 3: you just told me you fished barbless what.
- 46:16Speaker 10: I thought you were a sociopath? Yeah, I need to
- 46:19Speaker 10: put this kid on a polygraph machine.
- 46:21Speaker 3: And he was like he I remember him like holding
- 46:24Speaker 3: the fly and being like, so this is tough because
- 46:26Speaker 3: you just told me you knew the regulations and then
- 46:29Speaker 3: you listed them all off for me, and he's like,
- 46:32Speaker 3: now you're not following the regulations and I pretty much
- 46:37Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I mean I was, I genuinely
- 46:39Speaker 3: had How did you not know you were barbed?
- 46:42Speaker 4: First of all, I've never been stopped by a game
- 46:44Speaker 4: morgan in a million years where I was. I never
- 46:47Speaker 4: I didn't think I was going to see another person?
- 46:49Speaker 3: Did you not know you were barbed? I did not
- 46:51Speaker 3: know I was barbed.
- 46:52Speaker 4: I went to a fly shop and a lot of
- 46:54Speaker 4: the most of the flies that I got were already
- 46:56Speaker 4: barbless hooks.
- 46:57Speaker 3: You can call that police and get your footage, right,
- 47:00Speaker 3: we'll get a fo I have to call them.
- 47:03Speaker 10: Well, how do you think you're going to get it?
- 47:04Speaker 3: I thought it was something like, fel you just get
- 47:07Speaker 3: the body cam footage, you just get it. How would
- 47:10Speaker 3: you say that?
- 47:11Speaker 7: What?
- 47:13Speaker 3: Go on?
- 47:13Speaker 10: What do you guys?
- 47:15Speaker 3: It's not how this works. Continue sidebar? Will wait pronounce
- 47:19Speaker 3: that out loud?
- 47:22Speaker 7: I'm hi mean me?
- 47:25Speaker 3: Yeah? How many?
- 47:28Speaker 7: And what does that mean?
- 47:30Speaker 3: Hymen of the hymen?
- 47:31Speaker 10: Oh no, I didn't bone thugs.
- 47:34Speaker 7: Well, okay, so Kyle's pointing out the fact that obviously
- 47:38Speaker 7: Oregon has a ten cent deposit on bottles.
- 47:42Speaker 3: Uh, Oregon, Sorry, as your story wasn't good. Let's talk
- 47:46Speaker 3: about the bottle.
- 47:48Speaker 10: The bottle.
- 47:50Speaker 7: Three states have five cent returns. Those are Hawaii, Maine,
- 47:54Speaker 7: and New York. And then it says California c r
- 47:58Speaker 7: V C t r V. I don't know what that means,
- 48:01Speaker 7: but it is interesting that there are so few states
- 48:04Speaker 7: that do the rebates on the bottles. And what it
- 48:07Speaker 7: means is that in Maine where I grew up, we
- 48:10Speaker 7: used to do bottle drives for our soccer program, and
- 48:14Speaker 7: we would go with the girls teams in the backs
- 48:17Speaker 7: of trucks and we'd go around to all the neighborhoods
- 48:19Speaker 7: and in town and get ask people if they had
- 48:22Speaker 7: extra bottles that they didn't need or like they were
- 48:24Speaker 7: throwing out their bottles and we would take them and
- 48:27Speaker 7: we would raise thousands of dollars for you know, jerseys
- 48:30Speaker 7: and things like that. And then in New York it
- 48:33Speaker 7: has spawned an entire industry of people from the continent
- 48:37Speaker 7: of Asia to lug shopping carts that they've stolen and
- 48:43Speaker 7: collect bottles from trash cans and get rebates.
- 48:47Speaker 1: And I heard from my doorman that it's like a
- 48:49Speaker 1: territorial thing that like if oh, you start picking up
- 48:53Speaker 1: in somebody else's area, that like a boss can be
- 48:55Speaker 1: called and like you can get I guess excommunicated from
- 48:59Speaker 1: there area.
- 49:00Speaker 3: Who's the boss?
- 49:01Speaker 10: I don't know.
- 49:03Speaker 7: Every time I see one of those people, I start
- 49:06Speaker 7: trying to guess how much money is in their bag,
- 49:11Speaker 7: similar to how you would try to guess how many
- 49:13Speaker 7: candy corn we're in a jug around following yeah to
- 49:17Speaker 7: in you know, some sort.
- 49:18Speaker 3: Of a piece of party at school.
- 49:20Speaker 7: Yeah, And I realize that at five cents a bottle,
- 49:25Speaker 7: those bags that are the size of hot air balloons, Yeah, uh,
- 49:32Speaker 7: are have like eighteen dollars in.
- 49:34Speaker 3: Yeah, damn it. I always thought they were rich, I.
- 49:36Speaker 7: Know, And I think to myself. Well, I have in
- 49:42Speaker 7: my wallet right now, I have sixteen hours of redemption
- 49:49Speaker 7: or vividay. I could give this person like a day
- 49:53Speaker 7: off with a twenty exactly.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Wouldn't take They would take the day.
- 49:58Speaker 3: I think they would like just take it. Wanted to
- 50:00Speaker 3: buy bottles, Yeah, buy a twelve pack of diet cokes
- 50:05Speaker 3: and just pour them out. Thank you.
- 50:09Speaker 10: This is actually actually ahead. That's huge.
- 50:13Speaker 3: Oh my god, my day is made.
- 50:17Speaker 10: A thirty two pack of water life changing.
- 50:20Speaker 7: They buy the redemption machine.
- 50:22Speaker 3: You amer can dump these.
- 50:26Speaker 1: When I lived in Bushwick, one time it was on
- 50:29Speaker 1: Jefferson Street and one time they blocked off the street
- 50:32Speaker 1: because there was an eighteen wheeler that pulled onto the street.
- 50:36Speaker 1: And with the eighteen wheeler, like, there was a group
- 50:38Speaker 1: of people pulling boxes of bottles out of a house,
- 50:42Speaker 1: like I'm not even sure what level of the house,
- 50:44Speaker 1: if it was a basement or a top level, until
- 50:47Speaker 1: they filled an eighteen wheeler with bottles that they had
- 50:50Speaker 1: been storing inside.
- 50:52Speaker 3: Like but still, how much is that?
- 50:55Speaker 11: Like Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, I mean think about this, right,
- 51:00Speaker 11: so it kind of feels like three hundred dollars of
- 51:03Speaker 11: bottles is what fIF is?
- 51:06Speaker 7: It fifteen thousand bottles?
- 51:09Speaker 3: So much?
- 51:10Speaker 7: Is that?
- 51:11Speaker 10: Right? Hold on the feel about this. Here's seventy bucks?
- 51:15Speaker 3: So yeah, three hundred point oh five or point five.
- 51:19Speaker 7: Three three hundred dollars. There's it's, it's whatever, it's It's
- 51:24Speaker 7: not even twenty twenty bottles and a dollar?
- 51:27Speaker 10: Right?
- 51:27Speaker 7: So how many twenty times three hundred?
- 51:30Speaker 11: It's six thousand, three, six thousand bottles, six thousand, three
- 51:34Speaker 11: hundred dollars.
- 51:35Speaker 7: What am I doing? I'm fucking exhausted all of a sudden, same.
- 51:39Speaker 10: You need this no surgery? Oh wait, you had it?
- 51:42Speaker 7: I had it.
- 51:43Speaker 3: I don't think I've said this episod yet, but I'm
- 51:44Speaker 3: running off one hour of sleep right now. You gotta
- 51:47Speaker 3: drop it in? Why not? Nah, bro, figure out cut that.
- 51:51Speaker 3: We'll cut keeping that in.
- 51:52Speaker 10: No one wants to hear that.
- 51:53Speaker 3: You want people to know when you're suffering. It's kind
- 51:54Speaker 3: of like a bragging rights thing.
- 51:56Speaker 10: Don't wants to hear that. Ship Bob Dylan Merrick that
- 51:59Speaker 10: Irish cast bullshit.
- 52:02Speaker 3: He brags of his misery. He likes to live dangerously.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Trash ass rhyme scheme not actually not really no, extremely
- 52:11Speaker 1: trash Actually my favorite song all time the rhyme scheme,
- 52:13Speaker 1: trash misery, he leave his misery.
- 52:18Speaker 3: He likes to live dangerously.
- 52:22Speaker 10: Trash rhyme scheme.
- 52:24Speaker 3: And when bringing your name up, he speaks in a
- 52:28Speaker 3: farewell gifts to me.
- 52:33Speaker 1: It better be you said that to him for fifteen
- 52:36Speaker 1: hundred hours.
- 52:38Speaker 3: Ten Dylan Fan of the Pod, Friend of the Pod,
- 52:42Speaker 3: Robert Zimmerman, is that your number one? Is that your
- 52:45Speaker 3: number one on Spotify? Very rap? It's usually either him
- 52:49Speaker 3: or mac Miller or fifty.
- 52:52Speaker 10: Or Drake up there fifty top number one year.
- 52:55Speaker 3: Yeah, love fifty. God give me. He doesn't get my
- 53:00Speaker 3: better than get Richard dot Ryan. That album is just
- 53:03Speaker 3: a work of arts. Yeah, I think it's top ten.
- 53:06Speaker 10: I mean Queen the Club all the time, pop pop.
- 53:11Speaker 7: Dude.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Now that I'm in New York, I've been trying to
- 53:13Speaker 4: I want to like, do you guys have a contingency
- 53:16Speaker 4: plan if a TikToker comes up to you and it's like,
- 53:18Speaker 4: what song are you listening to?
- 53:20Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 53:20Speaker 3: Like a cool song? My song was when I used
- 53:23Speaker 3: to think about it, my song was always Visions Visions
- 53:25Speaker 3: of Johannah. Okay, that was my go too.
- 53:29Speaker 10: But what's I don't got?
- 53:32Speaker 3: Grenade by Bruno Mars and like, that's the fucking fifteenth
- 53:35Speaker 3: person today.
- 53:38Speaker 4: But I was like, I want to walk around like washing,
- 53:40Speaker 4: where would you what would you say?
- 53:42Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, you gotta. I want to be
- 53:44Speaker 3: like I want people in the comments, like I want
- 53:46Speaker 3: three people to know it and be like that guy
- 53:47Speaker 3: knows his ship.
- 53:48Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, Bayla Fleck and the fleck Tones.
- 53:50Speaker 3: Maybe m m yeah, that'd be cool.
- 53:54Speaker 4: That and like they'll come up to you and they'll
- 53:56Speaker 4: be like, name your four can you name your four
- 53:57Speaker 4: favorite black people?
- 53:58Speaker 3: And so I do have that one? What's that?
- 54:00Speaker 7: Uh?
- 54:01Speaker 4: So it would be I do Serena Williams good, I
- 54:03Speaker 4: would do thank you, thanks man, Andre three thousand respected.
- 54:08Speaker 3: I think I oh.
- 54:09Speaker 10: Man, see he only knows two black No.
- 54:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do Tiger Woods and I'll do Piccolo from
- 54:15Speaker 4: Dragon ball Z solid.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Yeah. I like that with that. Oh, I'll do Jeff
- 54:20Speaker 3: Hardy and Piccolo great range, great range, no Woods, no Woods.
- 54:25Speaker 3: Now he stole Don Junior's chick.
- 54:27Speaker 10: Why she still called something trump?
- 54:29Speaker 7: I don't.
- 54:29Speaker 10: My last name is still Trump.
- 54:31Speaker 3: But that was a crazy tweet. I wonder what my
- 54:33Speaker 3: top four respect privacy? Yeah, don't post it. I think
- 54:40Speaker 3: my top four black dudes lebron one, Jamir Gibbs, Jamir
- 54:45Speaker 3: Gibbs two, Robert Zimmerman, well, Roberts Iimmon's white Chappelle. Chappelle
- 54:51Speaker 3: up there, But like I'm trying to think of, like
- 54:55Speaker 3: really like top four for sure, fifty Mayor Lamaire's up there.
- 55:02Speaker 10: A Marshall.
- 55:03Speaker 3: Marshall's up there for sure. Hm, PATV that's a black guy.
- 55:14Speaker 10: What else?
- 55:15Speaker 4: Who's my Like if they come up to you can't
- 55:18Speaker 4: spout them off too fast because it's like you're expecting.
- 55:20Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can't take to Yeah, Nate Marshall, my
- 55:28Speaker 3: buddy Nate.
- 55:29Speaker 7: My favorite four black guys probably the four groomsman I
- 55:32Speaker 7: had on MyD.
- 55:34Speaker 3: That my two gay dads who adopted me, my dad, Yeah,
- 55:37Speaker 3: my dad, and my three brothers.
- 55:41Speaker 4: You yeah, okay, but like how many we were up?
- 55:50Speaker 4: We were playing this at dinner yesterday. How long you
- 55:52Speaker 4: could go naming white people? But if you paused for
- 55:55Speaker 4: five seconds, you were out.
- 55:56Speaker 3: That's a fun game. Yeah, and it's harder than it's
- 55:59Speaker 3: much harder than. I love games like that.
- 56:01Speaker 7: Famous white people.
- 56:05Speaker 3: Historical works though, did we ever do the one together
- 56:07Speaker 3: where it's the one where it's like you do celebrities.
- 56:09Speaker 3: Thing we tried to do on the YAK and it
- 56:11Speaker 3: failed brutally. I think I proposed it and no one
- 56:13Speaker 3: wanted to do it, and then we did it and
- 56:14Speaker 3: everyone got out in the first round because they didn't
- 56:16Speaker 3: want to play. But it's the one where you do
- 56:18Speaker 3: it's got to be someone famous and you gotta do
- 56:21Speaker 3: like like you start with Adam Sandler or someone with
- 56:23Speaker 3: an a Adam Sandler, and then the next person has
- 56:25Speaker 3: to do a famous person whose name starts with an S. Oh, yeah,
- 56:28Speaker 3: I think that's very fun. Yeah, double name. I think
- 56:32Speaker 3: it's a fun game. But that game, dude, that game
- 56:34Speaker 3: I used to think was hard, and then you play
- 56:35Speaker 3: it as an as an adult, and you'll be like
- 56:38Speaker 3: on our six and you're like, I kind of just
- 56:42Speaker 3: like know a lot of names the famous people.
- 56:44Speaker 4: I did horrible on the white people. I paniced George
- 56:48Speaker 4: George Bush and I said Max Struce And.
- 56:53Speaker 3: It's never good when you're diving into the bag deep
- 56:55Speaker 3: on like the third round, Yeah, should.
- 56:58Speaker 10: Have been like yeah, what about all the other presidents?
- 57:02Speaker 4: You know?
- 57:02Speaker 10: Then?
- 57:03Speaker 3: Yeah, but I felt like that was cheap.
- 57:04Speaker 10: But even then, like I got like ten to twenty
- 57:08Speaker 10: seconds of ripping off presidents. Yeah, yeah, you can do that,
- 57:12Speaker 10: are you you're just doing it yourself? Oh that's crazy
- 57:17Speaker 10: mm hmm.
- 57:18Speaker 3: Like I remember like like when we would do that game,
- 57:20Speaker 3: Me and my buddies would be like on like a
- 57:22Speaker 3: road trip and would do it and like if you
- 57:24Speaker 3: you'd get hit with like a w early and you'd be.
- 57:27Speaker 10: Like, no, you hit him with Walt Whitman.
- 57:30Speaker 4: Always always Walt Whitman.
- 57:32Speaker 3: I'd always throw at some like some some answer that
- 57:35Speaker 3: you got to, like, you gotta like justify that the
- 57:36Speaker 3: person actually is famous.
- 57:38Speaker 10: I hate that.
- 57:39Speaker 3: I would always throw out like I used to be
- 57:41Speaker 3: big into like skiing, and I used to throw out
- 57:43Speaker 3: like the profession. I'd be like, I'd be like Gus
- 57:45Speaker 3: ken Worthy and everyone that he was in the Olympics.
- 57:51Speaker 3: He wanted one who won bronze. That was that gay dude,
- 57:55Speaker 3: remember him?
- 57:56Speaker 7: Yep?
- 57:56Speaker 3: Yeah, the dogs.
- 57:58Speaker 7: I thought I was pretty sure better he was pretty
- 58:01Speaker 7: gay because he did the thing where he would actually
- 58:04Speaker 7: hook his legs. He was around the other one, which
- 58:08Speaker 7: I just couldn't understand.
- 58:10Speaker 3: You know who else was sick was Nick Gepper?
- 58:12Speaker 7: Yeah, Nick Gepper. He was awesome.
- 58:14Speaker 10: They were skiing on on Saturday or Sunday on like ABC.
- 58:18Speaker 3: Is it?
- 58:19Speaker 10: Is it broadcast like that? I would have never even
- 58:21Speaker 10: this was like he had an eye to it if
- 58:23Speaker 10: it weren't for you to ski bus.
- 58:25Speaker 3: Who's the who is the guy? Who's the guy that
- 58:26Speaker 3: was from like the Netherlands or some shit.
- 58:30Speaker 7: Hendrick Harlett, Hey, he's fucking well. He just had the
- 58:34Speaker 7: coolest style, the best year. Now, dude, by the way,
- 58:37Speaker 7: that sport has come leaps and bounds since since that Olympics.
- 58:42Speaker 7: Really yeah, In that Olympics the most spins were you know,
- 58:45Speaker 7: they would do like whatever sixteen twenty. Now they're doing
- 58:48Speaker 7: like twenty three forties. Really, yeah, dude, go watch the
- 58:52Speaker 7: X Games from this year. It doesn't even get that
- 58:54Speaker 7: much hype.
- 58:55Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 58:56Speaker 7: I've never seen someone spin the way. Why aren't they
- 58:58Speaker 7: just taking off?
- 59:00Speaker 3: Yeah? I remember seeing because when Nick Yepper won, he
- 59:04Speaker 3: did like what was the thing he did? It was
- 59:06Speaker 3: like it was like a triple I think it was
- 59:08Speaker 3: like a triple cork sixteen twenty or something like that.
- 59:12Speaker 3: That's probably it, Misty.
- 59:14Speaker 7: This is a long time ago and not interesting.
- 59:17Speaker 1: It's interesting to me, but I feel like your friends
- 59:19Speaker 1: in the car who are like, who are these people?
- 59:21Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't know them. I'm just taking a trip
- 59:23Speaker 3: down memory lane right now to be on the side Carlo.
- 59:27Speaker 7: Sad finding second and third wins.
- 59:30Speaker 3: Yeah, Henrik, Henry, Henrik what is his name? Henrik Carlow, undeterred.
- 59:36Speaker 3: Wu tang is for the children? Remember, Yeah, yeah, he
- 59:38Speaker 3: had he had, he had the gloves.
- 59:40Speaker 7: Well, he was really good at the un Is that
- 59:42Speaker 7: how you do the wu tang?
- 59:43Speaker 3: That's what he would do. He would go like this
- 59:45Speaker 3: Wu tangs for the children.
- 59:46Speaker 10: Nap that human he would do.
- 59:51Speaker 3: I don't know, he would do it all. You'd do
- 59:52Speaker 3: all these cool hand gestures, globs.
- 59:55Speaker 7: He was really good at the lip contest when they
- 59:59Speaker 7: go over, then the nose butters and stuff.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: Yeah, people are probably praying for an ad break right
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: now now.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: Our viewers love this ship. They love when we just
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: talk about nothing. I think that was a fucking amazing episode.
- 1:00:12Speaker 10: That's why every week. That's why we should have kept
- 1:00:14Speaker 10: the first episode.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: No, I know our viewers, they wouldn't have liked the
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: first episode would have caused too many problems. Should we
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: find out who has to get wet? Was that call
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: in the first episode, Big Cat, Ye, hilarious. It's like
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: the Bosses Collars. Yeah, Kyle, you gotta wear a suit
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: for a week. I thought he was like gonna. I
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: was gonna.
- 1:00:41Speaker 10: I was like, so ready to talk about wrestling. Why
- 1:00:44Speaker 10: why don't you talk about wrestling on here?
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: I can talk about it real quick.
- 1:00:47Speaker 10: I went to the NCAA Championships.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: Did you have better seats than I got? Musk?
- 1:00:55Speaker 10: Yes, they sat Musk and Dawn Waite Musk. Elon Musk
- 1:00:59Speaker 10: was there staring at nothing in particular. He had no
- 1:01:02Speaker 10: idea what was happening.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: Damn. But I got.
- 1:01:05Speaker 10: Finals tickets like good seats and decided to leave before
- 1:01:09Speaker 10: the last match to beat the crowd. Get an easy uber.
- 1:01:14Speaker 10: Because the guy wrestling is Gable Steveson. He's an Olympic champion,
- 1:01:18Speaker 10: never lost. He's he lost like his freshman year. But
- 1:01:22Speaker 10: he's like, you know, I told my friends like he's
- 1:01:26Speaker 10: that's a lock to win. Like everyone agreed, like he
- 1:01:29Speaker 10: was a lock to win? Were you saying that at
- 1:01:30Speaker 10: the office too, telling people to bet on him? I
- 1:01:32Speaker 10: plead it with I told people to bet ten thousand
- 1:01:36Speaker 10: dollars on him because he was like minus six hundred.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: He told Hank that it was.
- 1:01:39Speaker 10: I told Hank, you have to bet tens, like bet
- 1:01:42Speaker 10: thirty thousand if you can.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: And I was so jealous. You were like a guy
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: with a tip. I went and told people when I
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: got Eddie to.
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: Do it, Oh did Eddie do it?
- 1:01:49Speaker 10: I think, well that was the like the beauty of
- 1:01:53Speaker 10: the moment. He ended up losing.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: You told me to empty my bank account. Were you
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: pissed that you missed it?
- 1:01:59Speaker 7: Yes?
- 1:02:00Speaker 10: It was like the greatest upset in wrestling history. Like
- 1:02:03Speaker 10: people are talking about how blessed am I to have
- 1:02:06Speaker 10: been able to witness this live, like or even the people.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: Who watched it on I feel like they got to
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: see I.
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: Watched it.
- 1:02:15Speaker 10: I watched the live update on Track Wrestling of just
- 1:02:19Speaker 10: the two going to a five. Damn that opin, but
- 1:02:24Speaker 10: that sick takedown.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: It was a takedown. Yeah, That's kind of how I felt.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: On on Friday, I went fishing and I was supposed
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: to be the obviously major two was happening for the CDL.
- 1:02:37Speaker 10: Right yeah yeah, and for the commercial Driver's License was.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: And Optic was playing around noon and I didn't. I
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: was like, I'm not gonna watch they're gonna get oh
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: and three it again and they ended up three ohing
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: and I missed it.
- 1:02:50Speaker 10: History was made the exact same thing.
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: Did you see Toronto Ultra? I did? Joe Deceived? And
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: then Joe with to ease? Is it Joey? It's probably Joey?
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: And then X clean. I'm telling you, guys, clean, X Clean.
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: You guys got to get into it. It's the it's
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: the best I.
- 1:03:09Speaker 10: Understand it, like I understand it from an entertainment it's
- 1:03:12Speaker 10: entertaining to watch people that are really good at somethingating
- 1:03:16Speaker 10: these majors.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: They're at like a massive arena. It's like it's the
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: Thursday to Thursday to Friday will be completely empty and
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: then like the big days like Saturday Sunday, it'll be
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: like a full arena and they're like, are you ready
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: for Vancouver Search And then they walk out and then
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: they walk out of a tunnel and it's just like
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: four like chubby dudes wearing like skin tight like whooping
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: up the crowd. Not at all.
- 1:03:49Speaker 10: What's the point of the jersey performance that's there, that's
- 1:03:52Speaker 10: their branding, But like the it's like it's the least
- 1:03:56Speaker 10: flattering material for a boy built that way.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: Yea, why don't they do a lot of them? Do
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: a lot of them do the move where they got
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: the underneath?
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm too self conscious to wear the dozen trivia uniforms.
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: I have a Yeah, it's it's hilarious because we do
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: have tribute that our team has gone through. Yeah, but
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: it's like did they come out and there's like there's
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: like smoke shooting up and and and then it's just
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: like these dudes who are like they're all just like
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: the nerdiest fat dudes of all time. And one of
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: them just won't have shoes on.
- 1:04:35Speaker 10: And because I'm saying about because I'm like, what do
- 1:04:37Speaker 10: you mean he doesn't.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: Have shoes on?
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: They won't wear shoes?
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: They like they're like there's players that will just not
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: wear shoes. Why fact they don't want to play video
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: games with their shoes on? Asian household. Yeah, the game
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: on the floor. And they have like a coach, so.
- 1:04:54Speaker 10: Funny, a grand interest and they just sit in their
- 1:04:56Speaker 10: game and they.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: Just they just sit. They have subs, they have they
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: have like subs, but like they don't ever play.
- 1:05:03Speaker 7: All Right, here's your question, are would I be able
- 1:05:07Speaker 7: to watch them and realize how good they are, or
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: is it that they are playing against other people who
- 1:05:12Speaker 7: are so good that it all looks it all looks.
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: Kind of like you would you'd be able to see,
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: like if someone gets like a triple or something, you'd
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: like other person just popped off, But like you wouldn't
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: understand how hard it would be for the best person
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: that you know at video games to be to go,
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: like like if I found the best person, like say,
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: even the best person that like follows me on Twitter.
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: So that's like, say, now you got like there's like
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: two hundred thousand people the best person out of all
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: those people that I post a lot of stuff about
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: video gas, they probably have a lot of people that
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: are good at video games that follow me that best
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: person would get They wouldn't get a single kill in
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: one of those games.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:52Speaker 10: Wow, Well it was nice hearing about your wrestling experience. Yeah,
- 1:05:55Speaker 10: I thought that.
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: I don't think I cut off the wrestlings at all.
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: I didn't see it was a nice segue. I hate
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: when people do when you guys do that pissed me off.
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: What you went and and I like I follow up
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: with something, Well, I guess I guess we were done
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: with kb's story.
- 1:06:09Speaker 7: Don't look at me. I haven't talked in forty five minutes.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Because you're fucking asleep. I've looked over multiple times and
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: your eyes have been fully closed. I'm so sorry.
- 1:06:18Speaker 7: I don't know what happened.
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: There's nothing makes a storyteller feel better when somebody's dead asleep,
- 1:06:24Speaker 4: you know, and it makes me want to continue the tale.
- 1:06:28Speaker 7: This is the middle of the day for you right now.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: I'm on West Coast time. I'm sorry, but we should
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: end it. Yeah, it's late.
- 1:06:35Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's the other thing. Just for the record,
- 1:06:38Speaker 7: it's seven pm. We start out when we typically record
- 1:06:42Speaker 7: the pod.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: I think we started recording around when ten.
- 1:06:45Speaker 10: No, the five of us have been doing stuff together
- 1:06:47Speaker 10: since ten.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: Oh wow, or well four of us eleven for me.
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you guys for listening. I hope
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: you guys enjoyed the episode. We will see you, alright,
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: I guess I don't know whose channel this is going on,
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: but we'll see you next time.
- 1:07:03Speaker 10: We see you.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: Goodbye.
- 1:07:20Speaker 8: Was a still still underground, so I looked to game
- 1:07:37Speaker 8: a round. I was only falling one way. I was
- 1:07:46Speaker 8: only falling day we drifted, so so then you sum no,
- 1:08:10Speaker 8: I'm coming. I was only phoning Long. I was only
- 1:08:20Speaker 8: a phone in Long. I was on a phone in one.
- 1:08:31Speaker 8: I was only a phone one strange. Don't canta. I
- 1:08:54Speaker 8: was falling one way. Sae just a just a the
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: bas fastball paper, the call, just the not real. Take
- 1:09:16Speaker 8: the adi. You get Sele's je. Don't get the f