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A Peek Inside The Treehouse | Wednesday October 22, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 1: YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it is time to leave your worries outside
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  Speaker 2: and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley
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  Speaker 2: along with Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Before we jump
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  Speaker 2: into some excellent stories today, there's a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: housekeeping we need to do. First of all, this episode
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  Speaker 2: will drop or has dropped, depending on when you're consuming it.
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  Speaker 2: On Wednesday, also known as October twenty second, also known
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  Speaker 2: as mister Raj Sharma's birthday. Yes, thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 2: the Big five, oh, all the fanfare the Treehouse can muster,
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  Speaker 2: call class and passive aggressive yase. Congratulations turning fifty, You're
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  Speaker 2: now part of the fifty club with Trey.
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  Speaker 3: I am congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could tell you there was something magical
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  Speaker 1: about it, but yeah, there's not.
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  Speaker 5: No. I feel like I'm gonna be icing my knees
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  Speaker 5: more icy hot for my back. That seems like it's
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  Speaker 5: going to be a thing now.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, there.
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  Speaker 2: Really isn't any big difference other than number between forty
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  Speaker 2: nine and fifty, because at forty nine fifty your body
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  Speaker 2: pretty much feels like it's going to feel for a
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  Speaker 2: little while it's already felt like that, and there's probably
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  Speaker 2: not a major drop off when you turn fifty. You
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  Speaker 2: probably won't hit another drop off until like mid to
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  Speaker 2: late fifties or something. We'll let Tray let us know
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  Speaker 2: when that happens to him, because he'll be first. But otherwise,
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  Speaker 2: any big plans for your for your big five Zero.
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  Speaker 5: Got the show tonight at the Improv, So, Liz, if
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  Speaker 5: you get a chance, come by. It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 5: lot of fun. I got a bunch of my very
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  Speaker 5: very funny friends that are going to open up the show,
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  Speaker 5: and tickets are going pretty quick. So uh, if you
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  Speaker 5: want to come to the show, come on out. Treehouse listeners.
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  Speaker 5: You can call nine seven two four o four eighty
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  Speaker 5: five oh one for tickets or go to improvtx dot
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  Speaker 5: com and they're all there.
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  Speaker 2: So celebrate, celebrate Raj's birthday by giving him what he
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  Speaker 2: really wants, which is money and your laughs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't think of a better way. People like,
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  Speaker 5: what do you want to do? What do you how
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  Speaker 5: do you want to celebrate? And I'm like, I'd rather
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  Speaker 5: just do a show and make people laugh. So they
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  Speaker 5: wanted me to send like, like, can you send this
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  Speaker 5: picture so we can make like a like a like
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  Speaker 5: a video montage or like your standing up car. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, no, I fluctuate and wait too much. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm like the Luther Vandros of comics.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's really it's really cool because depending on where
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  Speaker 2: you currently are in your weight journey, like looking back
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  Speaker 2: on your past, you could be not just in skill
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  Speaker 2: level through the years, but in body weight you could
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  Speaker 2: be your own opener, your own feature and yourself headlining.
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  Speaker 2: And people would be because you fluctuated so much on
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  Speaker 2: the weight you look like three different people.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I posted, uh, not too long ago. I posted
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  Speaker 5: the Jesus football joke, which is what I'm known for.
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  Speaker 5: And somebody's like, uh, you stole that joke? And I
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  Speaker 5: said from who? From whom did I steal this joke?
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  Speaker 5: And I posted the original clip and I go, that's me.
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  Speaker 5: That goes sorry, my bad, you.
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  Speaker 2: Stole that joke for some skinny Indian kid. The thing
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  Speaker 2: is he wasn't just skinny in that one. He was
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  Speaker 2: on He was on the verge of death, just didn't
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  Speaker 2: know it yet.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: That is true, but very debilitating illness. But thanks for
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  Speaker 2: thinking I've been eating too much. It's called just getting
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  Speaker 2: back to my normal weight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm at where i want to be, so
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  Speaker 5: like I'm going to maintain my one seventy five.
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  Speaker 4: I'm happy with that.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Well, happy birthday, Happy from your friends
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  Speaker 2: here inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much. It's wonderful human beings and I
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  Speaker 4: love you both.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, your gift is in the mail, sure where we
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  Speaker 2: promptly lost forever into package oblivion? What on my app?
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  Speaker 2: On my app, it actually shows the package got delivered,
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  Speaker 2: so you know porch pirates man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no phone in your hand, Dan, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what app you're looking at.
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  Speaker 2: I've really got to get better at my actouts props
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  Speaker 2: help see.
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  Speaker 5: The shows at seven thirty. Okay, so normally they have
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  Speaker 5: shows at seven, but I asked him. I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: people get off work at five five thirty.
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  Speaker 4: We want to get home.
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  Speaker 5: You want to relax for a second before you change
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  Speaker 5: and head out, So can we move back to seven thirty?
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  Speaker 5: So seven thirty, I'll go up, about eight thirty, do
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  Speaker 5: about an hour or so, and then we'll call it
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  Speaker 5: a night.
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  Speaker 3: I am going to try to come out there.
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  Speaker 4: Please do. I'll put you on the guest list.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, with a US one please?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Absolutely? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Uh are you.
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  Speaker 3: Or no?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what are you bringing one of your AA buddies? No,
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  Speaker 2: your sponsor, no, your stepmom.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask if you're bringing me before I
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  Speaker 2: ask if you have an actual, honest to god date.
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  Speaker 2: Are you bringing me? Is this a surprise for me? Trey?
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  Speaker 3: You know, yes, I'm sending I'm sending the G five
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  Speaker 3: down to pick you up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're still getting laid there and back, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: there and back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now I'll ask you got a date?
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  Speaker 4: I do nice. This is the best birthday ever.
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  Speaker 2: I love do not set up front where Roger can
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  Speaker 2: see you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I want to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there's so much to get to here, but there's
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  Speaker 2: such a great story about a fake pregnant woman. I
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  Speaker 2: want to do and I don't want it to ruin
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  Speaker 2: Trey's dates.
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  Speaker 3: It won't Okay, it's not a first date.
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  Speaker 2: It's oh what you gotta gotta You had a first
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  Speaker 2: date with someone you didn't tell us about it.
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  Speaker 3: I've had about four that I haven't told you about.
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  Speaker 2: We don't even know this man.
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  Speaker 4: What have you done with Trey? You you bring him back?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: This is l A trade.
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  Speaker 5: This is this, This started before l A Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say l A Trade killed Dallas trade.
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  Speaker 2: And then flew back mm hmm on the G five,
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  Speaker 2: flew back on the sex jet and everyone's getting to ride.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to set aside this particular story for a
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  Speaker 2: moment because so much has happened here that we need
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  Speaker 2: to explore. You're on your fourth date.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be five today.
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  Speaker 3: Fourth fifth, something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, keep track, brother, because if this is headed where
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  Speaker 2: I think it is, you need to keep track of
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  Speaker 2: these early dates so you can celebrate them accordingly down
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  Speaker 2: the line.
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  Speaker 4: Gotcha, Okay, I was wondering why his apartment was so clean.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't give him credit for keeping a clean apartment,
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  Speaker 2: can you.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's spot on.
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  Speaker 2: It's a woman.
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  Speaker 3: It's she came over for dinner last night. So that's
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  Speaker 3: what did we make.
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  Speaker 2: We made a back there on that clean couch.
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  Speaker 3: We made steak and.
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  Speaker 2: my best not to ruin your fourth or possibly fifth
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  Speaker 2: date with a new woman in your life. But there
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  Speaker 2: is a news story that I need to bring to
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  Speaker 2: your attention because this is a tree specific story. Okay, okay, Trey,
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  Speaker 2: I have a crazy woman story here, so I need
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  Speaker 2: you to turn on your cradar.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 2: A woman in the UK did a pretend pregnancy and
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  Speaker 2: carried the lie a term by using a doll to
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  Speaker 2: convince people she'd had a baby. She even held a
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  Speaker 2: gender revealed party.
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  Speaker 5: Nope, nope, not even with the not even with the
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  Speaker 5: British accent, not even with a British accent, looking like
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  Speaker 5: Angelina Jolie in her prime.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, this so this level of crazy woman doesn't turn
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  Speaker 2: you on? No, what does your cradars show on this
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  Speaker 2: particular woman?
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  Speaker 3: A mental disorder?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Oh so okay, So what you're saying is there
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  Speaker 2: are two types of crazy. One needs treatment and the
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  Speaker 2: other one just needs Trey.
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  Speaker 1: So when you when you can carry a lie two
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  Speaker 1: term meaning you're that, I mean, you're beyond dedicated, You're crazy,
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  Speaker 1: You're delusional like that that's you have. You've crossed a line.
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  Speaker 1: And when especially you said that a fake doll, like
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  Speaker 1: mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So not only did she tell everyone she was pregnant,
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  Speaker 2: she produced ultrasound images showing she was pregnant. She started
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  Speaker 2: wearing a fake baby bump. And she carried this lie
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  Speaker 2: to term by carrying around a fake doll and lioning
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  Speaker 2: it to the world or lion king.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe she's just really dedicated to the cabbage patch doll
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  Speaker 5: that she got. Maybe she wanted instead of adopting it,
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  Speaker 5: she wanted she wanted to make it hers like this
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  Speaker 5: is the this is the doll, and God blessed the
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  Speaker 5: obgyn that she went to that was like wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: sure you're pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: You know what. I wonder if this is one of
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  Speaker 2: those moments as a medical professional, because you know, we've
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  Speaker 2: always heard never to wake up a person who's sleepwalking.
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  Speaker 2: So I wonder if you're the doctor and this woman
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  Speaker 2: comes in, really, maybe she's convinced she's having a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it is better if he just plays along with
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  Speaker 2: it so as not to jar her awake from the
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  Speaker 2: non pregnancy.
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  Speaker 4: The doctor's like all right, send in crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Please we neath the crazy colt. Just make it look
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  Speaker 2: like the real call. But just you know, nothing too pokey.
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  Speaker 5: Is it a boil little girl, it's a bobbie.
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  Speaker 1: I think she spread her legs and Chucky came out
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  Speaker 1: and threatened the doctor.
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  Speaker 2: You can put that back.
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  Speaker 3: Then she should have given birth to Chuckie.
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  Speaker 2: Her name is Kira Cousins. She allegedly donned a let
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  Speaker 2: me start this over, Kara Cousins, who's twenty two, held
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  Speaker 2: a gender reveal party and shared ultrasound scans of her baby,
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  Speaker 2: which never actually existed. She also wore a fake baby
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  Speaker 2: bump to convince family members she was pregnant like I said.
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  Speaker 2: She also donned a prosthetic bump feigning childbirth and presented
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  Speaker 2: a plastic reborn doll as her baby girl, named Bonnie
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  Speaker 2: Lee Joyce. So she even went so far as to
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  Speaker 2: name the thing. And of course it's not official until
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  Speaker 2: you announce it on social media. The twenty two year
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  Speaker 2: old announced the arrival of her daughter on social media
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  Speaker 2: earlier this month, asserting she gave birth alone, with Bonnie
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  Speaker 2: Lee entering the world on October tenth, wearing weighing five
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  Speaker 2: pounds four ounces, probably the same weight as the doll,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe on the heavy side for adult I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but you got to see what the have you
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  Speaker 5: seen what the plastic reborn doll looks like?
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  Speaker 2: No, tilt it forward, move it to your left, tilt
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  Speaker 2: that's a plastic doll. Oh wait, are those one of
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  Speaker 2: the ones that they used to hand around in school
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  Speaker 2: for Like?
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  Speaker 5: These are like the ones they use in movies, Like
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  Speaker 5: this is like special effects stuff. Wow, that's why people
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  Speaker 5: bought it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a real looking That is a real
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  Speaker 2: looking baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I if it was just a scam to get some
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  Speaker 1: you know, do a like baby shower, get some gifts
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  Speaker 1: and some cash, Okay, But when you carry it that far, I.
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  Speaker 3: That's scary.
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  Speaker 4: Scary. So it's only one hundred and ten bucks, not
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  Speaker 4: bad really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Oh sorry, It depends on how the link how what
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  Speaker 5: percentile you want your baby to be in if you
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  Speaker 5: want to like twelve inch, like twelve inches long, which
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  Speaker 5: is pretty small for a child. One hundred and ten
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  Speaker 5: bucks sixteen inches, two seventy twenty inches top ninety six
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  Speaker 5: percentile by the way, yeah, three.
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  Speaker 4: Eighty so.
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  Speaker 2: Still way less than I would have expected. Based on
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  Speaker 2: the quality that you just showed us. Yeah, because that
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  Speaker 2: is an unreal looking baby.
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  Speaker 5: Silicone bendable reborn baby boy or girl named zyr lull
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  Speaker 5: or nurse disease.
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  Speaker 2: Those just sound like prescription pill ads I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: see during the next Cowboys game.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad you changed the name. But yeah, so.
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  Speaker 5: She I mean she did her I mean for crazy,
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  Speaker 5: she did really good research.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm with Trey, like, I kind of understand it
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  Speaker 2: if you want to take it just to the point
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  Speaker 2: to where you want to scam people out of money
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  Speaker 2: and presence, and then you can then say, as wrong
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  Speaker 2: as it is, I miscarried no more baby, I'm so sad,
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah. I thenk you can kind of get
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  Speaker 2: away with the whole scam, right, But going this far
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  Speaker 2: where it's you're faking the whole thing and now you're
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  Speaker 2: carrying around a three hundred dollars fake baby to say
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  Speaker 2: you have a baby that is.
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  Speaker 1: Truly problematic, well, and and it makes you wonder what
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  Speaker 1: was the end game, like is this was this going
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  Speaker 1: to be one of those oh you know, baby got
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  Speaker 1: kidnapped type.
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  Speaker 3: Deal where Sid's Sid's still a thing anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, oh no, no, not sorry, it's what was
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  Speaker 1: the other one use there's actually a guy in death
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  Speaker 1: rollers a whole shaking baby syndrome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want to go And even
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  Speaker 5: if she tried to go that route, she'll be acquitted
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  Speaker 5: because it's not a real child.
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  Speaker 2: She should well, this is interesting. So in the run
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  Speaker 2: up to the supposed birth, she posted photos of the
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  Speaker 2: ultra sound scans and videos of her extravagant gender revealed party.
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  Speaker 2: She also shared footage of the baby kicking in her belly,
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  Speaker 2: along with images of newborn clothes and items purchased for
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  Speaker 2: Bonnie Lee by well wishers, including a thousand pound pram
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  Speaker 2: and a car seat. She even made posts about hospital
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  Speaker 2: appointments and complications with the baby, alleging that antenatal tests
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  Speaker 2: had detected a heart defect. Okay, However, uproar ensued when
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  Speaker 2: she was exposed online as a frauds Her friends revealed
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  Speaker 2: how her family and the alleged father of the baby
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  Speaker 2: discovered six day old Bonnie Lee was a doll after
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  Speaker 2: her mom found the prop in her bedroom. Screenshots and
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  Speaker 2: messages purportedly sent Bikra shortly afterwards seemed to show her
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  Speaker 2: informing the man she claimed was the father that their
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  Speaker 2: baby had passed away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as I say, yeah, so I.
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  Speaker 1: Guess it was like a one night sorry she was
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  Speaker 1: just poor son of a bitch. I mean he went
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  Speaker 1: out got later that night and then nine months a hell.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's kind of a common dissociative disorder where
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: they'll miscarry. Uh, and the trauma of the miscarriage is
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: so so they they're going to continue on and keep
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: because they're getting all this adulation. They're getting all this
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: love from family members when they because she said she
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: the baby had passed So I'm assuming she had a miscarriage,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: so getting all this love and admiration.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Oh well, now they said shaid the baby pat after
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: it was fake born?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Oh after it was born.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I thought it was because there is a thing where
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: people will miscarry and then continue on with the lie
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: that they're pregnant because.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: It's like six days after birth. Didn't it that?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, six days after birth. Mom would in the room
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: and found the doll. So I believe this all is
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: a scam. But she clearly has heard of these types
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: of situations like you're describing Raj because in order to
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: try to keep her name clean. She went online and
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: said no, no, no, no, Look, everything was real. Yes, my
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: mom did come into my room to find a doll,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: but she says, in my own words, let's set this straight.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I was in bed when my mother came into my
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: room and found it to be a doll. Prior to this,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I've been keeping myself away from literally everyone. The next
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: thing I know, I was confronted by all the family.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Don't for one minute think they can take they can
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: let sorry, don't for one minute think they let me
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: away with this. They haven't. Sorry. That's all British vernacular
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: versus my American tongue colliding. And none of them knew.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Neither did the dad and his family. So yes, she's
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: saying that she miscarried the family and everyone's like, no,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: you were just faking all along.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Mm yeah, that's a that's a special kind of racing.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah. Poor.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I feel bad for the guy in the sense that
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: you know, he's going around telling his buddy, He's like,
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I'm having a kid. They're getting gifts, now, do you
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: return to the stuff.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: He doesn't, because he should get some parting gifts here.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: He's earned it. But he may not have much use
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: for a car seat right now. He may not need
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: a breast pump right now, but just let him have it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: He can sell the stuff on eBay.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I imagine that guy like a vasectomy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Put that on your registry. Do that, sell everything, and
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: run to the doctor and get you a sectomy, a
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: real one, not the fake doctor that this lady went to,
• 21:12
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• 21:14
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I knew you would be and I know
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: i'd find out that you were Indian one day, but
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: I didn't know would be like this.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I still think you're going to be grateful at the
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: end of it, so just bear with me. Okay, if
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: you ever want to see what the Treehouse group chat
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: looks like between myself and Trey and Raj, this gives
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: you a really good look into it, especially in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the Night's the right button.
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  Speaker 7: Here and my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead. He is an incredible friend.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Happy Birthday, Raj.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Nothing says Happy Birthday like Baucy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: With his best friend mister Pumpkinhead.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Which I believe he thinks is real.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: He might, he very well might.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: There's my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Is not he a Patreon thing too hard here, But
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: this is a great moment to point out that if
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• 24:30
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• 24:33
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• 24:37
  Speaker 2: because it really is. It is a pumpkin, surprisingly, a
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: pumpkin larger than Gary Busey's head that's not easy to
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: find at the pumpkin patch. You got to go look it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: And it is the most basic of pumpkin faces I
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: have ever seen. It's a barely open mouth like cut
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: open just enough for the knife to be wiggled by
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Gary Busey's unsteady hand, and then two eye holes that
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: have been poked into it. Probably buy a nice.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Pick that's probably been done with a plastic butter knife,
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: because they're not giving him a knife.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Knife.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: You don't give Bucy sharp objects.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Now, you're probably right about that this was done with
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: a sport that he's allowed to use.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: There's my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead. He is an incredible friend,
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: especially this time of your Halloween. I love your pummy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Oh oh god, apparently Gary has not learned anything from
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: that sexual assault lawsuit.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: And again, to all of you that ride motorcycles, please
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: wear a helmet.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And if not a helmet, just wear mister pumpkinhead. Anything,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: anything is better than nothing. Otherwise you end up like this.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: You get albucied.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Granted you'll have millions of followers, but this will also
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: be your new existence. Making out with a pumpkin and
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: think he's your best friend, which, now that I'm saying
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: it out loud, it might be his best friend.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: It might be his only friend, except for the person
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: filming this video.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Well, the person filming this video is not Gary Busey's friend.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Jake.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: It's his son and he's getting payback for any wrongs
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: that dad did in his life.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: But I have to say Gary looks better here than
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: he has in months.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: He dies.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Clearly the love of fucking is really doing something for him.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: And you know, I mean look of the two individuals
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: in this video, I will say Gary looks better than
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: mister Pumpkin.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's some videos in the past he looks
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: and he was looking rough, but now he looks good.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: He might might have had some sort of like transfusion
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: or a meal.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Tray's right, maybe he's maybe he's going on pumpkin pulpin' seeds.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's that's what he calls it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Pulp I.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Just figured the pumpkin looks like if if you were
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to say, hey, make a pumpkin that looks like a
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: pac Man ghost.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: That is pretty good. That is pretty accurate. I need
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to work on my beauty impersonation though.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Halloween Halloween.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Pumpkin juice, I drink my friend mister Pumpkinhead. This is
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: his wilson, Tom Hanks has wilson Gary Busey has.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Well, just see what happens on Thanksgiving. I want to
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: see all the all the holiday friends that Mary Musey has.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Gary the God.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Are really shocked.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Turkey. This is mister turkey. That's just your hand up
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: of frozen butterball.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: But don't take that away from him, the turkey or
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: the feelings.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: My buddy, mister Pumpkinhead, he is an incredible friend, especially
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: this time of year.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Halloween, Halloway, in case you didn't know what time of
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: the year it was. He's got a spramming at you.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: So I wonder if he has it from the injury
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: besides severe brain damage, h like if he has that
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: voice modulary thing or they can't they can't control like
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: the pitch and volume of their voice, so it intermittently
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: goes lower high, so it sounds like that here where
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: he's like, Yeah, it's like that mixed with a little
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: bit of tourette because it just comes out of nowhere. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: because the Halloween is my favorite part.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see what he says for Easter.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: My buddy, mister Pumpkinhead, he is an incredible friend, especially
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: this time of year, Halloween.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: He's a real prick on the fourth of July.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Though, Oh, Ohbucy, I'm just.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just wondering, like when he was in the high school,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: was he voted most likely to succeed? And then at
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: some point in the reunion did they include this photo
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: to show how everyone turned out?
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: He was, I mean, honestly, very talented actor, very handsome fella.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: And then head smash ground. That's what happened, fall off bike,
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: head hit ground.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Now this, Bucy, that is the irony because in a
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: couple of mister Pumpkinhead's gonna look like what Gary Busey's
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: had looked like when he fell off that motorcycle. Also,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I want to take it back because I mentioned that
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: this was a poorly done construction of mister Pumpkinhead, like
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: saying that they gave Gary a knife and let him
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: cut out a really bad mouth hole. I think that's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: unfair because you're right, Raj, I don't think they would
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: give Gary Busey sharp objects to play with. I think
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: what he did was I think Gary Busey saw pumpkin
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: on the side of the road, picked it up and
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: gnawed a face into it with his own teeth, and
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: then told his son hit record on the phone. We're
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: gonna put this on the TikTok.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like his teeth are kind of like alien
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: They can come out of his mouth and at different angles,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: and just he didn't need sharp objects.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, please tell me that there's not
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: a smaller Beaucy inside the head of this normal Beaucy.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: It's just Sigourney Weaver winds as little Bucy's drooling on
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: her face.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Give me back my pumpkin.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: And by the way, if you were to take on
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Gary Busey in a fight like Ripley, you would make
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: sure that you want to be in one of those
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: big metsuits.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: So I'm not going to save you from the teeth.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It just gives you a fighting chance.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Man.
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