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DLHS Hour 2 | Voting Early or Day Of · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. Let me show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way. After this is over, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to the Doc Book Club in Fort Worth. Fort Worth
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  Speaker 1: with an F or a T. Did I tell you
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  Speaker 1: I came in and I was packing for this trip
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  Speaker 1: and my housekeeper, Glenda, she comes up to me and
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  Speaker 1: it's early in the morning. I just got in and
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  Speaker 1: she said, can I talk to you for a minute?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay. I thought she was going
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  Speaker 1: to say she wanted to raise her. where's the nearest
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  Speaker 1: exit i thought i don't know what she's gonna say
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  Speaker 1: so of course of course so i sit down and
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  Speaker 1: she goes she takes out my book and she says
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  Speaker 1: she she wanted me to sign i said oh thank
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  Speaker 1: you and then she started bawling and she said so
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  Speaker 1: much of this book represented reminded her of her she's
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  Speaker 1: i had to hold her for a little while oh
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  Speaker 1: yeah i did she said she was so sad and
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  Speaker 1: i was like I don't know how to say thank
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  Speaker 1: you and can you start breakfast. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to, you know. What time is breakfast?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can both be touched, heart warmed, and
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  Speaker 1: heat up the water, right? You can do that.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: But she started crying. And then I was on social
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  Speaker 1: media and it was, I guess he's some kind of psychiatrist. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, at one point I said I had never
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  Speaker 1: looked at happiness and all that kind of stuff. And
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  Speaker 1: there were so many men that said the same thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I read your comments too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't read the comment. I just listened to him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I read it. It makes me happy that just, first off,
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  Speaker 1: I always knew I was better than his real kids.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I know you really believe that, too. I know I
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  Speaker 1: was better than the real Hugh Gleeson. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: not wrong. I am better than him. Our draft pick
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  Speaker 1: was a lot better.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote you a number one bestseller. I got
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  Speaker 1: you an eight ball. It's not the same.
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  Speaker 5: Not the same.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wrote you a number one bestseller here.
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  Speaker 1: I hotwired a Lincoln. It's right around the corner. I
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  Speaker 1: hotwired a Lincoln. I returned your bail money.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 6: That's so great.
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  Speaker 1: So the question is, are you voting early or are
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  Speaker 1: you going to wait till day of the vote? Junius,
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  Speaker 1: what are you going to do? Oh, of course.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to vote early. Actually, I tried to go yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: But our polling place, the lines were so long.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can y'all mail in ballot? Can you send a mail ballot?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to do it by mail.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to go.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought it would be easy.
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  Speaker 3: First day. And I couldn't even find a place to park.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm definitely going to do it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: try to go to. You got to do it when
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  Speaker 3: you don't have nowhere to go.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: They trying to make it hard for you.
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  Speaker 7: They did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. Numbers like this are
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  Speaker 1: not traditionally up in an off election.
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  Speaker 8: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: If they are up, ain't nobody rushing for six more
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  Speaker 1: years of this. No, no doubt. Nobody's rushing.
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  Speaker 4: Harris County and Houston, the first day of early voting,
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  Speaker 4: the record before had been like 60,000. The first day
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  Speaker 4: of voting this time was like 130,000.
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  Speaker 3: So that when you say broke the record, it more
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  Speaker 3: than doubled it.
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  Speaker 1: Harris County's... Uh-oh. Time for change. Yes, indeed. Tallarico.
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  Speaker 5: Hinojosa.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I don't know what that means. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I can't wait. I can't wait. No,
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  Speaker 1: but it's close, though. It is very close.
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  Speaker 8: It is.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Which is scary to think that there's that many idiots.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we didn't vote for corruption.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. I think, I think that
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  Speaker 1: when people, when everybody's like the polls have been wrong,
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  Speaker 1: the polls were wrong when Trump was on the docket,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't wrong. The other times he wasn't. And that's
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  Speaker 1: why he's trying to pretend like he's on the docket.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But this time when corruption is the number one concern
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  Speaker 1: on American minds, you have a problem. Even even Mark Mulvaney, Mulvaney,
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  Speaker 1: I saw him on the Newsmax and he was saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: 90 percent of Americans agree. That's 90 percent. We don't
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  Speaker 1: agree on anything. You can't get Americans not. And then, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, polling's been all not. OK, maybe it ain't 90,
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  Speaker 1: but it's damn sure 88. Damn sure that. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: we're going to the phones. Enough of that. You vote early.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to wait to vote day out?
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  Speaker 5: I voted early, and everyone should, so a whole bunch
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  Speaker 5: of crap won't be jumping off. And I came back
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  Speaker 5: to volunteer with the Black Political Caucus. And please tell
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  Speaker 5: the senior citizens and anyone incapacitated that they can come
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  Speaker 5: in their car and not get out and still vote.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody's talking about it. Stay in your car and vote.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm excited about the vote. Unfortunately, I can't vote
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  Speaker 2: early because I live in a red state and the
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  Speaker 2: lower red and I'm just going to say Alabama. So
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  Speaker 2: I have to vote on the day the polls open.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm going to tell you what makes me more
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  Speaker 2: excited about anything is that I'm a husband. And I
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  Speaker 2: got three children, and my youngest just turned 18 in May.
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  Speaker 2: And so, of course, we vote Democratic in my household.
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  Speaker 2: But if you listen and you're under the sound of
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  Speaker 2: my voice, this is probably the actual most consequential vote
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  Speaker 2: that we've ever cast up until this date, especially in Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: Tommy Trouble Bill is primed to be the governor. We
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  Speaker 2: are in trouble if we don't change what's going on
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  Speaker 2: in Washington, D.C., and get the Dems in the Senate.
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  Speaker 2: or at least a house at minimum, we as a
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  Speaker 2: country in trouble, and to my fellow Alabamians, we as
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  Speaker 2: a state are in big, big trouble.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, I have already voted. I voted the very first day.
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  Speaker 9: And North Carolina has had the, I think we're third
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  Speaker 9: in the country of the most voters so far in
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  Speaker 9: earlier voting. So I'm very proud to say I have
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  Speaker 9: one of those numbers.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I voted early already, man. It's a good thing
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  Speaker 7: to vote early so you don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 7: these long lines or anything else. The main thing is, too,
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  Speaker 7: if you don't know who you're voting for, go online,
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  Speaker 7: get the ballot done. Do your research and see what
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  Speaker 7: these people that you're voting for is about, and especially
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  Speaker 7: in your district and everything else, because they make a
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  Speaker 7: difference and the governors and everything else and the senators.
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  Speaker 7: Because if you don't know and you're just voting just
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  Speaker 7: to vote, then, you know, you have no idea what
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  Speaker 7: you're doing.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, I already voted.
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  Speaker 11: I mailed my ballot back in yesterday.
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  Speaker 10: Come on, you got to get out and vote. You
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  Speaker 10: have to use your power and use your voice. If
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  Speaker 10: you don't vote, you're basically still a slave on the
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  Speaker 10: plantation who is not, you are not using your ability
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  Speaker 10: to read and write. So you got to get out
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  Speaker 10: there and use your voice.
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  Speaker 1: So you're voting early or do you plan on voting? Daya,
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  Speaker 1: we're going right to the phones.
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  Speaker 12: Well, this is Beverly from Fayetteville.
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  Speaker 2: I love the D.L.
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  Speaker 12: Hughley Show. I have voted early, and I've tried to
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  Speaker 12: talk to everybody and anybody to go out there and
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  Speaker 12: make a difference.
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  Speaker 2: So thank you.
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  Speaker 12: For everyone who has voted early, and let's just keep
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  Speaker 12: it going. We need the encouragement. I was there on
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  Speaker 12: the second day of early voting, and we're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Make a difference this year.
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  Speaker 12: I speak that right now.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, me and my wife are going voting, but we
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  Speaker 6: kind of do it as a family.
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  Speaker 13: My son-in-law, he goes votes and then he meets us
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  Speaker 13: for breakfast along with my son and my son's wife.
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  Speaker 13: We do it as a family every year, every election,
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  Speaker 13: no matter whether.
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  Speaker 6: It's state or local or federal. We always do it
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  Speaker 6: as a family. We meet up, we sit and talk.
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  Speaker 6: We really don't discuss who we voted for, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we do it as a family, you know, and we
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  Speaker 6: have an excellent voting record. My wife has instilled in
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  Speaker 6: her son, my son-in-law, the importance of going voting, and
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  Speaker 6: my son has been instilled by me, and he's getting
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  Speaker 6: his wife on board with it, too. So kudos to us,
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  Speaker 6: and kudos to those who go vote and always vote.
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  Speaker 11: I voted on Saturday. Very proud of it. But I
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  Speaker 11: need all of my Republican friends to show up, right,
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  Speaker 11: and stop voting against their own interests.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I am going to vote early. And more importantly,
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to educate myself well and then respond well
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  Speaker 8: to the education that I have on the matters of
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  Speaker 8: facts that I am voting on. Please be conscious, these
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  Speaker 8: taxpayer-funded employees, have responsibilities due to the Constitution on the federal, state,
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  Speaker 8: and county level for the employment that they're seeking. And
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  Speaker 8: these levies that you may be voting on, please study.
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  Speaker 8: Understand the details and how the details apply to whatever
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  Speaker 8: pursuit that they're trying to get done. Resist the temptation
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  Speaker 8: to vote just because you're loyal to a party and
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  Speaker 8: you haven't studied the actual matters of facts. Resist the
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  Speaker 8: temptation to vote on sensationalism and don't be buying in
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  Speaker 8: to lies that you have not verified one way or
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  Speaker 8: the other. Vote early, but vote as a well-educated person.
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  Speaker 1: Now, listen, this is one of my very favorite parts
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  Speaker 1: of the week. We're spotlighting some of the funniest comedians,
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  Speaker 1: some you know, some you don't, on the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for our feature. Welcome to the stage
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  Speaker 1: where we spotlight some of the funniest comedians. Some of
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  Speaker 1: you know, some of you don't. Today, welcome to the stage,
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  Speaker 1: Country Wayne.
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  Speaker 14: A lot of situations, I learned so much about women.
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  Speaker 14: That's why I don't never have to go to therapy. Women,
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  Speaker 14: instead of going to therapy, talk to Country Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: I talk to you.
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  Speaker 15: Stop going to therapy.
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  Speaker 14: That therapy ain't gonna save your relationship I ain't no
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  Speaker 14: relationship fight for but your relationship with Jesus I told
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  Speaker 14: my baby mama they say Wayne you believe in Jesus
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  Speaker 14: so much but you got all these broken homes I
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  Speaker 14: say could God put me in your life to leave
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  Speaker 14: you say God put me in your life for me
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  Speaker 14: to leave you so you can get closer to him.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're trying to put me first sometimes.
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  Speaker 14: You're trying to put this, not even put me first,
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  Speaker 14: you're trying to put this relationship first.
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  Speaker 1: And so I got to remove myself.
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  Speaker 8: So you can get your.
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  Speaker 1: Relationship right with God. Because you ain't read the Bible
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  Speaker 1: all day.
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  Speaker 14: But in my phone reading the text message.
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  Speaker 1: But God done text you in the book. But a
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  Speaker 1: therapist will mess up your relationship, man. My ex went
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  Speaker 1: and talked to.
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  Speaker 9: A therapist, messed up the whole relationship.
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  Speaker 1: The therapist told her something stupid.
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  Speaker 14: The therapist told her, tell Wayne, next time he get
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  Speaker 14: the urge to cheat or think about cheating, confess it
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  Speaker 14: to you and the urge to leave him. She say
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  Speaker 14: it's about the confession. She say because it's in you.
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  Speaker 14: She say confessing sometimes sets you free. She came home
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  Speaker 14: and told me that. She said, Wayne, my therapist said
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  Speaker 14: next time you get the urge to cheat or think
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  Speaker 14: about cheating, just talk to me about it and confess it.
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  Speaker 15: I said, girl, I'm not going to be talking to
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  Speaker 15: you all day. I'll be waking you up out your sleep.
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  Speaker 6: Hurry up.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it because I'm about to act like
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  Speaker 1: I got to go pick up some food or something.
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  Speaker 1: She said, Wayne, it ain't funny. Everything is no joke.
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  Speaker 1: Life is not a joke. She said, stop playing with me.
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  Speaker 14: She said, next time you think about cheating, just let
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  Speaker 14: me know.
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  Speaker 1: Keep it real. I ain't going to get mad. Just
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  Speaker 1: confess it. I said, all right.
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  Speaker 14: Next day, I'm sitting home. Side chick hit my phone.
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  Speaker 14: I'm walking to the door. She must have felt it
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  Speaker 14: in her spirit. She said, Wayne, where you going? I said,
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  Speaker 14: it's about that time. She said, Kimmel, let me talk
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  Speaker 14: to you. She said, Wayne, why would you? She said,
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  Speaker 14: here you go.
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  Speaker 7: Got a good.
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  Speaker 14: Healthy meal right here in your face. But why would
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  Speaker 14: you go out there in the world and get a snack?
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  Speaker 1: I said, baby, you're right. You're good and healthy for me.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes I just want some junk food. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you want some junk food? Okay, all right. She said,
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  Speaker 1: I got your junk food.
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  Speaker 8: She said, come here.
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  Speaker 1: This girl, y'all, took me in the room and made
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  Speaker 1: love to me like she never made before.
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  Speaker 14: When I told y'all, she woke me up, made me
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  Speaker 14: confess everything I was about to do.
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  Speaker 2: It worked.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to go nowhere.
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  Speaker 8: She woke me up, and she was proud.
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  Speaker 1: She looked at me after we was done. She said, Wayne,
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  Speaker 1: how you feeling now? I said, baby, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I have to try again tomorrow. My mama ain't raised
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  Speaker 1: no quitter. There he is. He's in love again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I saw. I saw. That dude is in love every
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  Speaker 1: other week.
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  Speaker 3: Baby on the way, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: He be planting them seeds, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Man, let me tell you something. He has so many babies.
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  Speaker 1: Mark Putney going, damn, that dude got.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of babies.
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  Speaker 1: He does have a lot of babies. He made Mark
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  Speaker 1: go get his two sides. A lot of babies.