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An AOAOAOA Christmas Marathon · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show Boy, do we have a
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Gift for you? Mal Santas.
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  Speaker 2: The art of being a mal Santa has its origins
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  Speaker 2: all the way back from the early nineteen hundreds and
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  Speaker 2: all the way to today. Today's episode, we'll be exploring
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  Speaker 2: what it takes, the process, the approach, and the marry
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  Speaker 2: Mary Joy that it takes to be a Malsanta.
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  Speaker 3: Now, why is a mall Santa considered Hollywood? Well, if
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  Speaker 3: you'll notice there's a camera taking those photos, let's listen in.
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  Speaker 4: Ho ho ho everybody. Great to see everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Ho ho ho, jolly jolly ho ho ho. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Trevor Winmore.
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  Speaker 5: I am well on record as the youngest Mall Sands
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  Speaker 5: that ever exists.
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  Speaker 4: I'm nineteen years old.
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  Speaker 5: I yeah, I know, Hey, jolly, I know. I'm really
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  Speaker 5: lucky to be in this role. I'm really happy to
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  Speaker 5: be here. It's really exciting opportunity for me, and I'm
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  Speaker 5: really grateful to talk to you guys, because you guys
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  Speaker 5: are the pros. I'm shaking in my boot covers. Santa boots,
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  Speaker 5: Santa boots. They look like boots, but they're they're not
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  Speaker 5: boots because they're just plastic I put over my sneaks.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm really excited to be with you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Congrats on the Guinness Book of World Records.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, thank you so much, Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: What an accomplishment. Indeed, thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 1: For sure, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, guys and gals.
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  Speaker 7: My name is Rip Kirby. I've been a Malsanta for
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  Speaker 7: about fifteen years now.
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  Speaker 1: Big thing. My mother was the first female Malsanta.
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  Speaker 8: Facts.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, I've got big goals. I've got a whole bunch
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  Speaker 9: of wigs, different types of beards. Sometimes they let me
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  Speaker 9: go without a beard because I am a woman.
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  Speaker 4: And uh yeah, it's so amazing.
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  Speaker 5: You're really breaking the candy cane ceiling for all of us, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the fact that you are a woman Santa.
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  Speaker 1: You're not missing Claus, missus Claus.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, never, I'm I'm only a mal Santa and
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  Speaker 7: I don't I don't want to play an elf. And
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  Speaker 7: my goal is to get to the Americana and Glendale.
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  Speaker 7: Oh a big one. Working on my reel for that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of witch, that's a perfect introduction to me.
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  Speaker 1: I am Andrew McCarthy, and I am the Santa at
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  Speaker 1: the Grove and have been there for the last nine years.
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  Speaker 7: Holy crashers, I need to get some advice on that,
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  Speaker 7: because no one has taken my reel into submission.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I won't do any coffee hangs.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm not sure what you said.
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  Speaker 1: However, no, I won't talk to anyone coming up in
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  Speaker 1: the business because my time is too valuable.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh well, hello everyone. My name is Nicholas Christopher.
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  Speaker 1: For the job at a young age.
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  Speaker 2: It's very, very destined for the job. I am a
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  Speaker 2: fifty five year old man, and I play good old
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  Speaker 2: Saint Nick down in Topega Canyon for the Malibu kids. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and I do a couple other places. We go up
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  Speaker 2: to Ventura every once in a while, and oh it
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  Speaker 2: is fun.
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  Speaker 1: You ever do honekun Santa Monica?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they don't really have a Santa Claus figure, but
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  Speaker 2: I will attend.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I do have one, but it is offensive.
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  Speaker 4: Really true.
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  Speaker 3: Well, oh hey, everybody, my name is matt Lanyard I
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  Speaker 3: and I love being a mall Santa because it lets
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  Speaker 3: me fly under the radar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what does that mean? Matthew land.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we all know how it is. Sometimes you're running
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  Speaker 3: from something and sometimes you need a place to be
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  Speaker 3: for a while.
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  Speaker 2: I will say I've listened to this podcast before and
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  Speaker 2: there are a lot of interesting names, but for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: Matt Lanyard feels the.
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  Speaker 5: Fakeust It was weird. It's because I'm wearing a lanyard today.
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  Speaker 5: I have a student.
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  Speaker 3: That's such a coincidence. I my mother gave me that
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  Speaker 3: name back when I grew up in Michigan.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird. There's a picture of Michigan right against that wall.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get there.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Are Michigan?
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh well, you probably haven't heard of it. The
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  Speaker 3: name of the city is light Bulbsville, so interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, light Bulb Bulb's there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh they do. Oh good. Yeah, we have a
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  Speaker 3: lot to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Well, so I want to bring something up that I'm
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  Speaker 5: really excited to talk about because people honestly only see
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  Speaker 5: us as laps and that kind of bothers me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know, people just use this.
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  Speaker 2: For our laps.
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  Speaker 1: You'll get used to it.
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  Speaker 5: But something that people don't know about Malsannas is that
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  Speaker 5: every year we get drafted by the different places that
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  Speaker 5: want us, and we have to go in the big
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  Speaker 5: malsanna draft.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to be in the draft.
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  Speaker 7: So I've been working at the same mall for about
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  Speaker 7: fifteen years and I've done a lot of submissions and
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  Speaker 7: no one's really asked me to move locations.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you can be locked in, you can be contracted right,
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  Speaker 5: or you can get.
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  Speaker 2: In the draft deal or a draft.
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  Speaker 1: I was the only one that they wanted for one mall.
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  Speaker 6: Which one it's Westfield and Sherman Oaks.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense, that makes sense. That's drafted. You know,
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  Speaker 2: that's a triple eight.
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  Speaker 4: That's a private sector.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my dog gets her haircut. That one kind of dog?
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  Speaker 1: You got a poodle?
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  Speaker 3: What's your net worth?
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  Speaker 1: All of us?
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  Speaker 3: No, just you? You?
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  Speaker 1: You sound like rich. What kind of gig do you have?
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  Speaker 3: That makes me wonder what your net worth is? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Well, do I have a voice of a net worth
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  Speaker 1: of a six figure income?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Actually one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's like something I could get there. I could get there.
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  Speaker 1: It's one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 10: Ok.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, that's big money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys get paid yearly or yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: about twenty twenty k.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty big stuff, and.
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  Speaker 2: I get a cool hopeful.
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  Speaker 7: I get a Christmas bonus every year five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Is that incredible?
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  Speaker 2: That is exceptional? So you work at them all year
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  Speaker 2: round and then you get a Christmas bone. I'm confused
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  Speaker 2: how your sandal works.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I work January through December as a mall Santa.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, so you take December off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're in the city of Sir.
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  Speaker 2: You take December.
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  Speaker 1: Off for yeah Lanta.
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  Speaker 7: I get replaced on Christmas, but I work the whole year.
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  Speaker 3: So how often do you work per month? Let's say
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  Speaker 3: every week.
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  Speaker 1: There's a special Christmas store in the mall. Are you
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  Speaker 1: like being like an Easter bunny during spring? Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just a Santa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're at the Westfield, Sirmany. They have Christmas year round. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they have Christmas year round. That store, that's just Christmas
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  Speaker 2: year round. Yeah, and you are the Santa that sits
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  Speaker 2: on the seat and you only get paid twenty thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars a year. Yep, good stuff.
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  Speaker 7: My mom when she was the first Santa, got paid
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  Speaker 7: ten So I think it's a it's a booze.
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  Speaker 2: Do they consider you a Santa.
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  Speaker 1: Or are you?
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  Speaker 5: Do you consider that you work in retail? Like, are
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  Speaker 5: you somebody? Are you just in way of the store,
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  Speaker 5: or are you specifically the same?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm a I'm a I'm a store employee
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  Speaker 7: at and.
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  Speaker 1: It's Christmas all your around.
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  Speaker 11: It's there all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very small store, it's in the middle. It's
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  Speaker 1: one of those kiosks.
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  Speaker 2: You know. I was thinking when you first came on,
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  Speaker 2: it seems so progressive that they would have a female Santa.
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  Speaker 2: But upon rehearing you, it seems like the only time
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  Speaker 2: they are willing to not have a female Santa is
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  Speaker 2: during Christmas time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're not quite ready. Oh yeah, it's a bummer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Misogyny sounds hard.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to make you open up any wounds,
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  Speaker 5: But would you mind talking about the challenges you face
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  Speaker 5: is because it does sound very hard.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds really hard.
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  Speaker 5: And there's two challenges, being a female Santa and being
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  Speaker 5: a Santa season.
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  Speaker 4: The months that are not the season.
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  Speaker 6: There's challenging time for us women.
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  Speaker 1: They don't think that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm strong enough to hold a lot of children on
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  Speaker 6: my laps.
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  Speaker 3: Oh do you get a lot of the excuse that
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  Speaker 3: your lap doesn't have enough square footage that they think
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  Speaker 3: you're bos?
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  Speaker 1: Would ray talk about lap size? Yeah, I've got a
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  Speaker 1: small lap size.
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  Speaker 6: Got thick thighs, but a small lap size.
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  Speaker 1: So they're worried about that.
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  Speaker 6: So that's why I've never made the Christmas cut.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I got to get sutter and so I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: No kids are coming to you off season? Yep, what
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  Speaker 2: are they saying? They must be so confused?
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  Speaker 7: They are their parents try to get in the pictures early.
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  Speaker 7: They just like to sit on my lap and ask
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  Speaker 7: me questions.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that is a fun question. What are the questions
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  Speaker 2: you're getting?
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it changes every year. Have you gotten any questions yet?
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  Speaker 4: I've gotten a couple questions.
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  Speaker 2: So you were drafted this year. Let's just go back.
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  Speaker 2: I was drafted man seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been drafted?
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  Speaker 2: So this was my third season being drafted.
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  Speaker 5: So first I got drafted into the Los Alamos mall,
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  Speaker 5: and then I.
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  Speaker 3: Was said, so you were sixteen.
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  Speaker 5: Then I was sixteen. I started the I started the
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  Speaker 5: mall six You've.
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  Speaker 12: Got a full white, bearded, white old white beard.
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  Speaker 2: I got saggy, old wrinkley skin.
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  Speaker 3: And would you say that's genetic or did something happened?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gone of the doctors. They said, nothing's wrong
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  Speaker 5: with me. This is just how I look. And I
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  Speaker 5: look like an old decrepit man. It's just who I am.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have any today disorder. It feels good to
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  Speaker 5: be able to use what I got. You know, they
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  Speaker 5: used to call me crazy names, awful nasty names in school.
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  Speaker 5: Grandpa was so awful. It was awful, Grandpa, uncle, daddy.
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  Speaker 5: They used to call me something like, oh god, it
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  Speaker 5: was so hard.
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  Speaker 1: I wish they called me daddy.
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  Speaker 6: They called me old bitch in school.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because we all we probably all look like we
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  Speaker 5: have the face to become Santa's, right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you can tell. I see babies that are
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  Speaker 4: born all the time, and I'm like, you're about to
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  Speaker 4: be a Santa.
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  Speaker 2: Like you look like a Santa.
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  Speaker 1: Be honest.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of babies already look like Santa's. They got
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  Speaker 4: the chubby face, they got.
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  Speaker 2: The round, the scond on a cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, I will say, you do look like sixteen year
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  Speaker 2: old Benjamin Button. Oh do you have that vibe and
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  Speaker 2: I'm wondering if that maybe is what's happening to you.
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  Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're aging backwards?
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  Speaker 13: You?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm Benjamin Buttoning.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Recently I got into.
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  Speaker 5: Skateboarding, and I wasn't in a skateboarding when I was younger,
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  Speaker 5: So maybe I'm picking up younger skills all the time.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe maybe I don't know. I would say that I.
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  Speaker 4: Like the questions from the kids because I like, I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I can relate to them.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like undercover young guy. Oh yeah, so when they
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  Speaker 5: ask me questions what I love? Is your beard real?
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  Speaker 5: And I say, why don't you tug on it? And
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  Speaker 5: they tug on and they do tug on it, and
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  Speaker 5: some of it comes out.
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  Speaker 6: I'm jealous of that when they tongue on, it just
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  Speaker 6: comes right off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so it's stuck when the kids and ask
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  Speaker 3: you questions that you don't know the answers to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and this country, yes, this country is making it very.
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  Speaker 3: Hard, coking it hard politically.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the children are crying out for answers.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't this way ten years ago. No, it Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was just I want a skateboard, I want a balloon.
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  Speaker 2: And then what are they asking now?
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  Speaker 1: Now they're asking when will the war end? Yes, they're
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  Speaker 1: asking what are the questions.
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  Speaker 2: About which they talking about?
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  Speaker 1: All of them? I agree we must be having the
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  Speaker 1: same type of people. I just I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to kids anymore about if the kid's a Democrat
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  Speaker 1: or a Republican. Can we all be on the same side.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's because the kids are at the grove and
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  Speaker 3: so they're a little wealthier, they're from the West side.
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  Speaker 1: The least amount of thing I want is a little
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  Speaker 1: girl clad clad, iron clad Brandy Melville sitting on my
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  Speaker 1: lap with her bony buckist. Continue that father is a
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  Speaker 1: lobbyist for the Democratic Party.
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  Speaker 3: That is the kind of thing I have to.
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  Speaker 1: This sounds really intense.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds really intense.
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  Speaker 2: Did you train somewhere to become a Santa? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I trained at BADA British Academy of Dramatic Arts.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this explains the voice the Royal Dramatic No.
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  Speaker 2: F No, I went to bought cool.
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  Speaker 1: That's really expensive to get in. I didn't have a chance.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I certainly not. I tried to go to
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  Speaker 5: school from Alsainta. My parents said they will not to
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  Speaker 5: send me to school to make to make this career happen.
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  Speaker 1: Those school programs are still developing. I do believe in
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  Speaker 1: ten years those those you could get a BFA in
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  Speaker 1: malt Santa, But not right now.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, it doesn't happen for people like us over here.
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  Speaker 4: So but thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Have you lived with your parents?
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  Speaker 4: Do I live with my parents?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. I do live with my parents. It's
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  Speaker 4: been really really fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice.
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  Speaker 2: I love my parents. They're my best friends. That's great,
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  Speaker 2: so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: It's very sweet. I still live with my mom really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's given me all of her old stuff. This was
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  Speaker 1: my mom's back in the eighties.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And this was my mom's back in the seventies. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like it hasn't moved in years.
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  Speaker 7: So she puts it on a cone overnight and it
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  Speaker 7: just sits on the shelf.
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  Speaker 1: And when I take it off, it's perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah your hat. For the listeners, you can't see it
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  Speaker 4: at all.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't bet.
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  Speaker 3: It's a perfect triangle, very pointing. At the time, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was hoping that.
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  Speaker 7: It would get me my gig at the Americana, but
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: they just won't take my tape.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the first time you put on the suit.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yes, mister Lanyard, Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Well I would imagine I had the same experience as
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  Speaker 3: a lot of you. I went to the store we
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  Speaker 3: all know the name of it, and I put on
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  Speaker 3: the coat and I said, wow, I guess I do
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  Speaker 3: look like Santa Claus. And then I walked into my
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  Speaker 3: job that I was hired to do, and I sat
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  Speaker 3: right down there, and then the kids lined up, and
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  Speaker 3: then we took photos. That's all that happened. Everything was
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  Speaker 3: completely just like how your experience went.
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  Speaker 2: That is exactly how my experience went. Well, but you
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  Speaker 2: said it in a way that made me doubtful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what whatever do you mean?
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  Speaker 6: Because you forgot the pants?
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  Speaker 5: You were wearing pants, right, I hope you were wearing
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  Speaker 5: Of course I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was wearing the normal thing that everyone was wearing,
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  Speaker 3: the pants. Okay, fine, I have a confession to make.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not the real Matt Lanyard. What what I assumed
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  Speaker 3: Matt Lanyard's identity because my name is Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 7: Wait a second, are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: I ran into Please, this isn't being recorded, right. I
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: ran into some trouble up there, and long story short,
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  Speaker 3: I need some place to be for a while. Run
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  Speaker 3: under the radar. Oh, you know, bureaucratic nonsense this and
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  Speaker 3: administrative fuck up that some people don't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, this is the north Pole that you ran from.
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  Speaker 3: This is the North Pole. I ran down there. I
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: well sled it down there, lost the reindeer in a
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: different in a normal way.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Now in order to run, you seem exhausted.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: In order to run from being Santa, you are now
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: playing Santa.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: It's an unbreakable curse. I wish there was another way.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: So you'refied, but this is the only thing I can
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: do to maintain, to not arouse suspicion, mister.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Former mister Lanyard, can you look me in the eyes
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: and tell me you're Santa?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: You really are Santa?
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, kid, I'm sorry. This is Are you impressed?
• 17:51
  Speaker 14: I am.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: I'm a huge fan.
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: I also didn't expect you to look like this.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little peeved to be I'm you're here.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: In what way do you think I look different than
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Santa Claus?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like well you can now take off
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: the white beard and the white wig that you're wearing
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: and show us what you really look like.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I've never done that before. I guess uh, okay,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: here we go, unbuttoned this and unlad.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: There's a white look.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what I look like.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: It's like you took your chin off and under it
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: it's another chin.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: A beard. Oh my god. You know people do have
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: real beards, right, Do you guys understand that some men
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: actually do have white beards?
• 18:43
  Speaker 13: You?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Actually?
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: I have a real question that I've been dying to ask.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Are you and missus Claus?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Are you guys together open?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're open, You're Polly, Yes, we are Polly. Well.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she'll take me back. But at
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: the time before the incident, we were open.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: We were running around.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: We were on oh, what's that website?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Harmony field?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, field, but we call it something winter. Yes,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: it don't come to me something.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Are you on Christmas Field?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: That's what it was. It was Christmas field.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Christmas versions, Yeah, Christmas Field.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: It's sort of a play on words because the normal
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: one is field, but this one is Christmas field.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: And all the pictures that you submit are Christmas themed, correct, Well,
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: they have to be.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: They kick you off and they label you and your
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: band forever if you if you post anything from the
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: summer or some other season, it gets you a permanent
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: suspension because that's not what they are looking for.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Paul.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Polyamorous couples, specifically who deliver presents on Christmas.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: That's why I can't get on there.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I should really check that out.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Well, it's funny because polyamorous.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I'm interested in it. I love delivering presents ACMs on
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Christmas Field. You gotta be careful.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I've been on there every now and then.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: BDSM stands for Bells deck the Halls, Santa and.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Mary, Marry and Mary from Marry not Marry Mary Mary.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, and if you're not into that, it could be
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: a shock when you're not expecting it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: I'm so I'm freaking.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to make this all about me. Look I
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: you know it, but I yeah, I feel I can.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I can wipe my brow for the first time in
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: three weeks since I've slipped into well.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: And now we get a lovely perspective of the difference
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: between real Santa and a.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Bit that the person I clock in as is.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You right here. It's like Michael Jackson impersonators sitting down
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: with the Michael Jackson after he's faked his dust.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: And you know what, maybe I can dispel some of
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: the myths that the mall Santas are perpetuating, because well,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I would say, number one, the lap thing, I don't
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: do that I actually do to the magic that allows
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: me to live forever. I physically don't have a lap.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: When I sit down, nothing happens, nothing's there. So the
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: kids sit, that's the thing they can't. But they get
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: bounced off like a force field.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: So when you sit down in front of a lap,
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: so I think a laugh is a physical part of
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: someone's body. What's what's what's going on between your knees.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It's a force field. They bounce off.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: It's a force field. I don't know. There's something with
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: the immortality. You'll have to ask our resident scientist. He's
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: very busy up there. His name is Canane, doctor Candy Cane,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: and tearing his hair out trying to figure out how
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I exist. He has hair.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You have quite literally rocked this roundtable is coranity. So
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: what do you think about a woman? Sannah there?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, I mean, hey, listen, sweetie, I Okay, we're good.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: We're good now.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I I the weather, I I your immortal powers.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, understood, listen.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I mean sure, maybe there's I just think that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: Women and men are pretty different, so girls can't do
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: this gig.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not saying they can't. I'm just saying, why
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: would you want to? You have a I'm sure you
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: have a husband at home. You live with your mom, yep,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: and the whole house is filled with hats and anna
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: hats and polished boots.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Can I Well, I think it's a safety issue because
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: what if the younger kids are on your lap and
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: they smell a little milk in the titty? What if
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I don't have falcon and titty because I'm not pregnant.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: But my god, these kids can so quickly switch to breastfeeding.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And that's why I think. Can they say it latch?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: You think the answer?
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: I hope they would have latched.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I don't have any areas that are open.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Again, my mom didn't leave any areas open for latching.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I don't you'd be surprised latching could happen.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Did they latch on you, sir?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: No, I have no milk up there.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I've had a couple of kids latch whole hole and
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: it is an awkward conversation, but it's all as.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: The real Santa Claus. I feel like I should clarify,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: this shouldn't happen. There's no basis for this happening. That's
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: never been part of my deal.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Well, that's interesting. This is where we uh, you know,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: this is where it differs, you know, because I've had
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: a couple of kids latchers when I.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: When I, when I was drafted to Bakersfield, the kids
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: would come mouths open, ready to lash because the last Santa,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: the last Santa, promoted latching, and so they had to retrain.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I'd used to it. No, it wasn't a female female.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I would have known.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I would have jumped on it was.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: It was not it was it was it was a man.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: And that man actually ended up going on to be arrested,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: but he had conditioned the whole community into thinking that's
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: what Santa did. And and and they they would write
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: letters into Santa. And you maybe got some of these
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Santa from the kids in Bakersfield saying I want some
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: teeth jams, I want some tooth gyms so that I
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: look good when I'm latching.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Onto you. Yeah, tooth jam. They line up. They look
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: like a bunch of baby birds.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what they were talking about.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: They wanted tooth gems put on their teeth.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: That is horrible. That's terrible. Those don't come off for
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a while.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Have you guys been pooped by the kids multiple times?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: The poop is the hardest part because then you just
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: have to stop the line and you miss your whole
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: lunch break because you gotta clean it up. Lunch breaks
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: are important. I get a fifteen Oh, that's great. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: go to Auntie Annie's sometimes get a nice, sweet little.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Print for a lunch.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I don't get fifteen minutes.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And this is an just.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: A voucher for ten bucks.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: And just to clarify again, this is every month besides
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: the month of seventeen.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do Christmas every other month.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Though. I want to say, I think you are a hero.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I really think you're a hero.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: And I and I think everybody here is being misogynistic
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: to you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I want to stand up and I want to say
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: I want to champion a female Santa Claus.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: If you were a woman, I would actually I would
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: prefer that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: You would prefer me to be a woman. Yeah, son,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: what are you? What right? You're nineteen years old. I
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: was gifting you presents a mirror two years ago, and
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: you have the nerve to tell me who shouldn't shouldn't
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: be a woman?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: You know what? Can be honest with you?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Santa?
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: No, you know what I'm I'm standing up for you.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I'm here.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: The bike could easily go to some other kid.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: On a minute. You are my hero, and to be
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: a hero for you, I'm standing up for my hero.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you what the reason I wanted to
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: become a Santa Nod is not because it's the only
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: job I can work.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I could.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: I could work for a Salvation Army as a Santa.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: I could work. I could, I could, I can. I
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: could work and sell newspapers. Look guy who sells newspapers.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: With this beard in my body?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm trying to defend you.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, but what I will tell you is that I
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: started becoming a Santa because the gifts you started giving
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: me were not good.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: And if I could help with that, oh, I could
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: fix that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: I was excited to see you, and I'm happy to
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: see you because I'm trying to be you, but I
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: actually am trying to be better than you because you're
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: the past and I want to be the future of Santa's.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you're a hero.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about being as tired? Have you
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: ever thought about doing Santa work at the hospital, because
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you seem like you have a good knack for it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not interested now.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Those Santa's are the hardest working. I'll say it's all Santa's.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: And then I just don't like the air in the
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: hospital makes my nose feel weird in there.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: Also, their outfits are just not pristine. They barely wash
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: their boots or shine them at the hospital.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking about the nurses.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Do you ever go to visit hospitals real Santa?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: No? You know, I it. It just now is crossing
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: my mind that that's something I could be doing. Yes,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I think it could be a good thing.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: You miss them? I don't. I don't like the way
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: it feels in there.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Gives me the ick.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: But what you said is their Santa suits are bad.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I mean at the their total message. I'm in Alexander McQueen. Yeah,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: and it's frightening.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: What kind of salary do you have is? I mean,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Alexander McQueen is a very intense designer. You've got shuds everywhere,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: big sleeves.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: You work in the Alexander Queen every once in a while, right,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: you'll sit there and.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what they have me in in the Alexander McQueen.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: But then the flagship store.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and every once in a while will do
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a Barnes and Noble day where my Santa hat says
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: go read and we'll do a promo with Barnes and Noble.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: That hat's all leather, correct, and you have a leather
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: cape usually.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, the Queen.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: If you'd ever want to throw it my way, just
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: for maybe one of my submission tapes, let me now sure, Okaya.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: My god?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys something?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Why why do you want to do this?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: What is the thing that drives you to imitate me
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: instead of being yourselves? What is it you think that
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: about me that that would make you want to do this?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll start. I am utterly confused. I was not
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: ready for this. I was expecting this feels.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Like some viral video like when Adele saying for all
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: the personators.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting next to the real Santa Claus, the first
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: woman Santa Claus, the youngest, nineteen year old Santa Claus,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: the richest Santa Claus, and then me, I'm just your
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: regular old Santa Claus.
• 29:20
  Speaker 12: And I'm also in the Devil's Angels. That's all I do.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: You know the Biker Games Angels Angels.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: We go, We've changed it to the Devil's Angels. See,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: that's something Hell was tugenary. We felt it was being
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: co opted, so we took it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Are you guys vaccinated?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, of course, Santa?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Or what Santa?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Oh did you miss that? You missed the whole?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Why? What? What did I did I miss something?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: What?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Santa?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: You I got polio, I got the polio vaccine.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: You got polio and then you got the polio vaccine
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: or you just got the vaccine.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Well, well yeah, you get polio and then you go.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I went, oh, no, I had polio. So I went
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: down to the States and I got a polio can
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I asked you something?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Did bolto the dog deliver that to you up in
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: the North Pole?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck is that? My God?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: It's all mass You.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Really need to get vaccinated. You are actually legitimately the
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: textbook definition of a super spreader.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: If you got polio not too long ago. I'm really
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: worried about this meeting.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: What am I spreading? You guys are all listen. I
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: don't know what's going on down here. A lot of
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: the time I can only see into your brains or
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: presents you want, what letters you send me. I'm not
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: watching your everyday lives.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You can see into our brains, but presently want Yeah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: That should be part of the Lord. Then we wouldn't
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: have to waste so much paper.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You should be taken care of by the state's best doctors.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: You quite literally bring anything to anyone from anywhere. He
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't like hospitals, and I don't blame them.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yeah, so I'm not picking up any germs
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: from the hospital. I'm I'm visiting largely people who are
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: not sick enough to be in a hospital.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, I'll say why I thought I do this.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I do this job because that was your question, right, Sannah,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: why we guess why do this? Mmm?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna answer, but you don't have any answer.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Well I'll answer. I'll answer I do this as a
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: great way to give back to kids and the community.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I have come from a really rough background, have been
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: in bad situations before, and I find that the innocence
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: is something that we need to protect and so I'm
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: so happy.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Are you gunning for my job? Buddy?
• 31:40
  Speaker 15: What?
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: No, You've got some fucking nerves.
• 31:42
  Speaker 12: Okay, talking about the innocence.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Of children, that's my deal.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Oh God, you asked the question.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: You don't know who the fuck I know? I don't
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: know what. You don't know who the fuck I know?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: What do you guys are?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I am?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: She hasn't known woman and I have a name.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: What is your name?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Rip Kirby? Hey, okay, Lady Santa, why do you do this?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: I do this to encourage other women to start taking
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: roles that we were born to do, like Santa, mailmen,
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: construction workers, and God.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Anyways, trying the usurp go.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I also have got something to admit. I'm sure you
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: also do this in the off season when I'm not
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: playing Santa, I will, you know, sometimes Moonlight as God.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I will play God and malls in different places.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I work in the off season.
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you're so, You're during December, So.
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: When it's December I go to all the nativity sets
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: and I replace the plastic ones sometimes and I stand
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: there as God just a couple of times to get
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: a little to feel like what it's like.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: And I've never seen God embodied in a Nativity scene,
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Sherman a lot.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about the baby Jesus himself?
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: No, I was talking about the guy who's in the back.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: You've never seen the guy in the back of the
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: nativity scenes wavings. There's a whole nativity scene.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: This is hilarious. You guys haven't seen it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: There's a whole.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Nativity scene and then like a couple of yards away,
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: there's always a man in the back, and he has
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: to have a movable arm, and that's God.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, that actually does check out. That was
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: what the original the Birth of Jesus looked like. Were
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: you there, Well, yeah, he was, he had I just
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I just yes.
• 33:34
  Speaker 12: That doesn't lead to that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: I know my dates.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: In the air. I guess that would be zero a
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: D running rampant, was running rampant you read Mesopotamia, that's
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: where this happens.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Are very confused. Happened around that time story anywhere The
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: year is zero a D.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: The year is zero after the death of christning rampant.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that thank you for setting the scene, because
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: that's what happened. I heard of a little baby who
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: was about to be born, and you know, I stopped
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: in the Mesopotamian region.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Continue, yeah, no, continue, look.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Incredible hummus over there. Anyway, I was, Oh my god, God, God,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about Mesopotamia.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've said something of pensive.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Look, I can't get over the fact that we're here
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: with and he's this and heading holiday cherry spreading polio.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I want to hear about when you saw Jesus.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, look, I heard about a baby being born, and
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I that was like sort of a There wasn't a
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: lot to do back then, so if you heard of
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: a baby being born, you go, okay, I'd like to
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: see that. So I did go over to the manger,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: and I was kind of just hanging out in the back.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't get in any of the photos, which is
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: why you don't see me in a lot of the lore.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: But right as this baby was born, I was sort
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: of hit with this awesome idea for a holiday, and
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I think I, I think there's something here.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I have a kernel of an idea. So I I
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: went to the North Pole and I started working on it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I started sketching out ideas for the holiday before it
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: was called uh tree Tree Night and uh. There were
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: a lot of names that were thrown out that didn't work.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: There were Tree Tree Night, present day.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Present day.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, present.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: Day, because it's like is it present day or present day?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Like gift like last year present day. Yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: So that's very interesting. I had. This is very interesting.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: You know, the birth of Jesus Christ gave you the
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: idea for Christmas. It did, So you weren't in the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: North Pole or Santa Claus before that.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I I well, I was named Santa Claus.
• 36:10
  Speaker 12: Oh, a classic name for that region, you.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Know, Santa I actually came up with holiday at my school.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: We did Hawaiian Shirt Fridays in my high school, and
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: I came up with that. Every April we'd wear a
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Hawaiian shirt on the third Friday.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cute.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: That's very similar.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: So I feel like, you know, I love I love
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: making holidays too.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean I mean keep at it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: That sounds like something.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Thanks so much.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it could be something.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Thanks guys.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: So you want to do that holiday every month? You
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: want to make it a monthly holiday in the States.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I guess that would be awesome if people
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: were interested in it. Go to Hawaiian Shirt Friday dot net,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: slash contact and you can email me if you're interested.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: The whiz on the web site.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I am. Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's easy to make a website.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Love you to help me with my reel?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you have in your reel?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: So far? It's just me walking down a hill.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: It's also this is good.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: It's a.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: It's also very important. It's always high off. This is
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: It's also it's also me.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: I have this little patch of fake snow in the
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: back of my mom's house and I walk down it
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: and then I slip and go ho ho ho, and
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: then she throws a kid at me and I hold it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: That's a quick that's a quick edit.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: Uh kid, it's our neighbor friend.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Well the line you don't want that kid to latch?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot about the latching.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: So what did you do for your monologue?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I did something from thirteen going on thirty.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Oh love that movie.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: And it was because it was you know that part
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: where she is it?
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh wow, I'm becoming someone new, someone I didn't expect.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: My body's changing, and so is my heart.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: I'm mature and I'm an adult and I still have
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: a crush and a lot of boys.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I did this exactly. I think this one's better. Actually,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: I got notes from my mom and said she said
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: it was fabulous.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I never give tips to people, okay, because I am
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: exhausted and don't have time, but I'm gonna give you
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: a tip right now. If you're gonna go in front
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: of the Grove casting office or the Americana. Yeah, you
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: cannot do that monologue.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Okay. Can I interrupt for a moment. Oh yes, Santa,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: maybe you can't do that monologue for the Grove or
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: the Americana, but you could sure as hell do it
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: for me. You know what I'm trying to say is
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I think you've changed my mind on female Santa's Wow.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Yes, I knew thirteen's going to work out.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: That's my favorite movie.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: I was She's pretty in pink, and then I thought, now, yeah, yeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: No, you you've really got something. I would be happy
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: to put your name in at any mall in America.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you that. Yeah you know what, Hanna
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: in the I could do the Americana. Yeah, oh, she's
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: coming from my wreck. Caruso is a good friend. No
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: call him up.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I believe that, I will say. I think though, if
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: somebody received that letter, it would seem like fake. It
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: would seem like hire this person. Love Santa Claus feels
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: like you wrote it. That's all I'm going to say.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm gonna say.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: So.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, I don't know.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I feel a little overlooked here as someone who's been
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: working at the grove. You think a letter of recommendation
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: from Santa.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Is going to do? What did it take you to
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: get there?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: That sounds like you're in a retirement. I think a
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: blow job after blow a second. I did how we
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: all ways died it back in the day. I slept
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: my way to the top.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: I wish I knew who I could have slept with.
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: I would have loved to get to the top anymore.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Honey, they want to see you walk downhill. So good
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: thing you have that in your room is it's the
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: beginning shot.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: In the end shot. Yet again, I am absolutely flabbergasted.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: This is not the round table conversation I expected to
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: show up for. But I am learning a lot.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Can I ask, what do you do eleven months out
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: of the year.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: We run a meth train basically from New Mexico all
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the way up to northern Canada.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, and kid, what do you do eleven months out
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: of the year. I, uh, well, I'm trying to get
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Hawaiian suare Friday, going a lot of time, taking them
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: a lot of my time.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: And then I also, when it's not Santa Claus season,
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I work at a Marshall's doing what just folding clothes
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: and closing up and opening up in the mornings.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: I have to clean up some times if somebody knocks
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: over one of the.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Jugs and juices we sell.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Oh juice is old.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they all feel very expired to me the juice.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Here's a little tip. Don't get the juice judge. Okay,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: at Marshalls, at.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: The clothing store, Marshalls, don't get what about the body lotions.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's already hardened when I open it.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: That's actually that means it's working. Oh good too.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: The harder the lotion, the newer it is, and then
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: the softer it is, the older it is.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: At Marshall.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: This is a Marshall's secret.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: If I could do Marshalls full time, I could, but
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I'm freelance there right now.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: So they needed to take a month off every every.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: So that they don't have to pay health insurance.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: So you're not getting health insurance either.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: No, I don't need it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: I'm on my mom and dads.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I keep on forgetting your nineteen.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: I'm nineteen, but I do need health insurance. To be clear,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: I have a lot of problems.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: I just get I sunburned so easily it turns into
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: a really really hard burns.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: God, that is awful. Get some sp I will help
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: you with that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: You should get some SPF at Marshall's and maybe some
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: ala vera.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: So years ago the government wants us to use that,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: and I won't use it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Years ago, they accidentally switched the sunscreen and mayonnaise at
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: the factory and they never fixed it at Marshalls.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, where's the factory.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: The factory it's in Senegal. Oh yeah, I would.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Love to check that out.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, kind of what you do year round and so
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: and you're off here you're pretending to be God. Is
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: there anything else that you do?
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I hang out with my mom. We hang out.
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: We cook different dishes every week. I take a turn,
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: she takes a turn. Sometimes I enjoy a cast role,
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: sometimes she does a minister any soup.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I started freaking me out. How well adjusted you are?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know anyone like this anymore.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Well, I was homeschooled and my mom is a single mom,
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: and I never left the house that much except for
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: hanging out with the neighbor kid who's in my reel.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: And then yeah, I started baking bread, which has been
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: really fun. And my mom's my best friend and she's
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: kind of the only person that I talked to. This
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: is the most social activity I've.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Had in a really long time, besides the kids.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: You're doing great, rip, Thank you so much.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like the sit down really did a lot
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: for each one of us.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we gotta beat real Santa Claus.
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: Yes, And well, what do you do year round?
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And you're not being sent.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I take baths, and I count, don't.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Go to count to what what do you count? Two?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: And where do you count.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I love to count. I love to count.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: What's what's the biggest number you ever got up to?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Oh? The biggest one fifty two thousand, thousand.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Thousand one. And how long did that take you to
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: get up to?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Oh it's a bit monday.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I know how you got to one fifty two thousand,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: because that's not a real number. It was because I
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: gave you that faulty abacus forty years ago.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Oh and it changed my life.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Santa. Can I ask what you're doing year round? Because
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I know December twenty fifth is definitely your day. Well,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: what does old Saint Nick get up to.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Oh we do a lot of reindeer racing. Reindeer racing,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I do. I watch Love Island. I love that show.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Fun. Oh that's fun.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: That's good for you.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: And to be frank occasionally killing the elves for sport,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: which is kind of why I'm here. The North Pole
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: cops are after me. They're after me hard, and they're
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: after me for real.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: This No, I've been wanting to ask you about that
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: sparkly candy cane ankle brace that you have on.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, each charm, it's like a Pandora bracelet. Each
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: charm is four and l five hunted?
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: Why did you hunt the elves? Did they do something naughty?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Well, sometimes people do things for no reason at all.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: That sometimes sometimes you don't know why you've done something.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: You just wake up in the morning and you've done it. Yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: and you can't and you have to live with yourself forever.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Guys, I have a confession.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can feel it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Confession. There's no Hawaii Sian Friday website.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I know, son, What Why would you ever lie about
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: something like that?
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: You made a website.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I wanted to impress Sanna.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: I've been going back and forth between liking him and
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: wanting to stand up to him.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I feel like you're like my dad.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: I want to impress you, and I also hate you
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: kind of, and I also want to be better than you.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: But I want to be you overall.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: And let me tell you something. I can smell that
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: on you. Yeah, So, why don't you take a couple
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: of years work on yourself, work on your craft, Maybe
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: take a break from them all, Maybe take a break
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: from trying to be me, from trying to fix me.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: You can't fix this.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Don't do that.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have a confession to make what I didn't
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: work hard for my position. Yeah, my dad is Grove Glennie.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Lenny, So that means.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: You can contact him from me, the owner of the grove.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: And that's how I got this job.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Sold the grove to grow Grove Glenny's and that's.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: My father, and that's how I have this job. I've
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: been trying to email mister Glennie for years. Do you
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: think that you could forward?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It's time I finally use my nepotism for some good,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: which is to help me. Two?
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: Three, okay, okay.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Seven.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: This has been Artists on Artists and artists and artists
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: answer the question. Now, that's why we call it showbiz.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Good night, Welcome back to Artists on Artists on, Artists
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: on Artists the Holidays. This holiday season, our artists brought
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: a roundtable full of your favorite writers of holiday songs,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: from Up.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: On the Rooftop to Santa Baby. All of your favorite
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Christmas songs wouldn't be the same without the people who
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: wrote them.
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: The holidays bring a lot of traditions, and one of
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: the biggest traditions are the songs that start beginning to
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: play as early as November first on the radio. Yes,
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: what would your favorite holiday traditions and celebrations be without
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: that soundtrack that brings so much for you to enjoy.
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: Emphasis on joy.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: So let's sit back, relax, jingle up and listen in
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: we're talking to Christmas songwriters.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Well, Merry Christmas, everybody.
• 48:07
  Speaker 16: It's the holiday sees.
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: The Big Man brought me this. You guys have pressiens
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: this year, my presence this year. This is exactly what
• 48:21
  Speaker 10: I've been wishing for. Oh here some people to talk
• 48:24
  Speaker 10: about writing songs with. This is really really the same thing.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: This is actually awesome.
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: This is really fun stuff.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so fun. This is so fun.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: I think I saw you guys in Palm Springs in July, right,
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: But of course, what I realized we were all the
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: same party in Palm Springs in July. In July, yes,
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: but I didn't realize that we were all singer and
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: Christmas songwriters. Then it was Christmas July party. But we
• 48:53
  Speaker 10: obviously don't talk about this kind of stuff this Christmas time.
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: No.
• 48:57
  Speaker 17: If we were there at that was a spot of
• 49:00
  Speaker 17: fine presents Christmas in July, so there was lots of
• 49:03
  Speaker 17: industry there and I bet we were all kind of
• 49:05
  Speaker 17: busy networking in our own way.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: So it's kind of tough to talk Christmas.
• 49:10
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, should we go around?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: But let's do that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, to talk to you guys again. Who was to start?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I'm bebe you do, go ahead, No, I think you
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: do is what I was gonna say.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You stole the snowfall.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll start.
• 49:34
  Speaker 17: My name is Babe Jingles, and I write all the
• 49:37
  Speaker 17: sexy Christmas songs that pop stars sing when they want
• 49:41
  Speaker 17: to go Christmas for a quick cash grab anything. Ariana Grunde,
• 49:47
  Speaker 17: some of Maria Carrey, some of Michael Buble I've worked
• 49:52
  Speaker 17: with because as we all know, his Christmas album is horny.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: That would be described as horny Christmas.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: So Santa tell me by Arianna Grande, I believe is
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa of two thousand and six.
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: It's quite a bob and there's quite a Bobby did
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: a great job.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: On that one, Darlin, Thank you, thank you, And I
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: and I just try and integrate, you know, the the
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: this sexy feelings we feel of being warm near a
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: fireplace and a stocking.
• 50:22
  Speaker 17: Into my work. And I've always been super turned on
• 50:26
  Speaker 17: by Christmas, and I'm glad that I can finally turn
• 50:29
  Speaker 17: that into money.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Ha. So nice to be here.
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: Ah ah, well you should go go ahead, go mister
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: Jack Nicholson over there. Whatever you meant, Jacky, What is up?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I am Bobby Chester, pear and I I wrote one song,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: and one.
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: Song only it is what.
• 50:55
  Speaker 16: We call the Twelve Days of Christmas.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, I wrote that one song twenty five years ago.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Have been writing ninety eight.
• 51:09
  Speaker 17: I also say, while we'd correcting date, Santa, tell mey
• 51:12
  Speaker 17: was somewhere nefinitely not two thousand and six.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, time is of the time, is of the
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: past and the future. Bobby Chester pair, Twelve Days of Christmas.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe in the sixties, maybe in the seventies, maybe in
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the eighties. I don't care. I'm high as a bird
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: right now. Merry, Merry Christmas.
• 51:31
  Speaker 16: I wrote that one song, and I've been writing a
• 51:33
  Speaker 16: high ever since.
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: A Well, Bobby Chester Pair, you do have a lot
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: to be thankful for because that really has been used
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: every single Christmas. And I'll tell you a what what's
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: fun about that song is when it comes on you go,
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: oh my god, we gotta hear those twelve times. Oh yeah,
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: it's really interesting. It's by far the longest not not
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: by counting, not by time, but the longest feeling Christmas
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: song that's ever been written.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I smoke the biggest do be I've ever
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: seen in my entire life, and the song just poured
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: out of me.
• 52:04
  Speaker 16: I've never done a press interview where I've explained what
• 52:06
  Speaker 16: the song means, and I never will.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Aha.
• 52:10
  Speaker 10: All right, all right, well, greetings, everybody, greetings. My name
• 52:14
  Speaker 10: is Denny Fielder. I am, of course, somebody responsible for
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: writing Christmas songs way way long ago. You guys were
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: probably a little jingle bell in your daddy's balls at
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: some point. Sorry to be crude, but I was, of course.
• 52:29
  Speaker 10: That is I've been writing since the forties and fifties.
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: I've been writing songs over and over and over. I
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: was known as the guy who began to add different
• 52:39
  Speaker 10: details about Santa Claus early on. You know, I wrote
• 52:43
  Speaker 10: the Man with the Bag.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I wrote a book, I love that track, that guy.
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: In my chimney. You know, I was the guy who said,
• 52:49
  Speaker 10: well what if we don't call him Santa? Well what
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: if we relate to him in different ways? And I
• 52:53
  Speaker 10: started changing it up. And then they're fixing things around
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: and and so that was it.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: I was friends with being, I was friends with Frank.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Are you the one who officially made him saint hood
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you gave him a sainthood.
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well I made Saint Nick.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 10: So when I started writing songs in the forties and fifties, Uh,
• 53:11
  Speaker 10: Saint Nick was not saint. He was just a guy
• 53:14
  Speaker 10: named Nick. And that was a song that someone wrote
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: named a guy named Nick, and then we called him. Actually,
• 53:19
  Speaker 10: Saint was added to fill the rhythm of something to
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: Somebody wrote a song called Jolly Old Nicholas and it
• 53:25
  Speaker 10: didn't quite fit. So we said, we need a little
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: we need to add a quarter beat in there. And
• 53:30
  Speaker 10: I said, what about Saint? And that's how it goes.
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: I don't think that's how it works in the church.
• 53:37
  Speaker 10: A song that said joke I've told a thousand times.
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: I think.
• 53:42
  Speaker 17: Can I just say thank you so much for what
• 53:44
  Speaker 17: you've done for rhymes, because I could speak for everybody
• 53:48
  Speaker 17: in this room. I think we'd be so annoyed if
• 53:50
  Speaker 17: we had the only rhyme with the freeze Santa Claus.
• 53:53
  Speaker 17: But now that we have so many other options, thanks
• 53:56
  Speaker 17: to you, Thanks to Saint Nick. Man with the Bagh,
• 54:00
  Speaker 17: the big fella himself.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Stuff like that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 17: It makes it so much easier expansive horizons of what
• 54:07
  Speaker 17: we can do.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: My faith lap Man lat Man, Yeah, lat Man came
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: about at post World War two and that was a
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: new way we were talking.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: I've used a lot of lap Man.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Lat Man is really good.
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: We have a lot of really really really good uh
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: substitutions for Saint Nick. So if you want to call
• 54:26
  Speaker 10: me and get a couple suggestions, I'll give you, guys
• 54:29
  Speaker 10: my Jitterbug number because it's you're really gonna want to
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: call me. I can't call you unfortunately because my phone
• 54:34
  Speaker 10: doesn't have phone digits, but you can call me. I'll
• 54:37
  Speaker 10: pick up.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I love this because I always thought, you know, this
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: is so dumb of me, because I always thought Saint
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Nicholas came before Santa Claus. I always thought it was
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: a thing based in you know Europe, team like Saint
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Nicholas is the patron saint of gifts, there's a whole thing.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: But Santa Claus came first. That's insane. You were the
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: one that made him a saint.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: Some people trying to Saint Nicholas back to Egypt actually,
• 55:02
  Speaker 10: and those people are liars and wrong, so I wouldn't
• 55:05
  Speaker 10: listen to them.
• 55:06
  Speaker 16: You gotta be careful. How many liars there are in Christmas?
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: In Christmas world?
• 55:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, there's.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: The liars, uh systematically and yeah with and and uh
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: without and with an iron fist approaches on our bag
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: has to be silenced. You said it, the man with
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: the bag, in which case I welcome all feedback from
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: the one and only Santa Claus.
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: Made with a bag boo boot Nikki buckle belt. Bobby,
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: you got all the names. I'll tell them to you
• 55:41
  Speaker 10: if you want.
• 55:42
  Speaker 16: Oh, Amanda, that too, turtle doves.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: All right, well I'll go hi everybody. My name is
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Deshaun through the Halls, and I am I am a
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Christmas songwriter. But my genre specifically is the song's little
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: boys sing. Well, that's kind of my genre, I am.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: I've kind of cornered the market in that. In that regard.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: You know, when you think about Christmas, you think of
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: a many difference, like do you think about the sexy songs,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: You think about the Old Route and Tutin Frank Sinatra songs,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: you think about the Saint Nick, Santa Claus bag man
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: and the big category. That's overlooked a lot. Is the
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: songs little boys sing somberly well, and that is my
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: bread and butter. That is my biscuit and tea. That
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: is what I love to dive into. I love when
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: little girls sing it. I love it so much. I'm
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: not trying to be gender phobic here at all. I
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: just purposely write them for little boys.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I get it. One does it better?
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get canceled on Twitter again. I
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: do not want to get canceled on Twitter again.
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: Well, can you name a couple of songs you're thinking of,
• 56:49
  Speaker 10: because you know, Silent Night's a little older than what
• 56:51
  Speaker 10: you're talking about actually for little boys?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, So this is where you get you.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: You're mistaken because Silent I used to be sung by
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: older women and I was the person that changed it
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: to little boys. Hill hates you, faith Hill hates me.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Absolutely cannot stand each other. I'm talking about Christmas Time?
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Is here?
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: Christmas Time? The Charlie Brown ones? Yes, I love that one.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Did you write Little Drummer Boy? I?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, I wrote Little Drummer Boy. Uh so yeah, so
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I've got a.
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: Hold on a minute. Did you write Christmas Shoes? I?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Wrote Christmas Shoes wrote, because the guys who sing that
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: are actually really old, but I could definitely see that
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: being kids.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, so it's better with kids. Let me just tell
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: you that much. It's so much better with kids, is
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: you know there is.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: The kid part. I'm sorry, ignore me. I'm having one
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: of my crazy bb moments.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Oh no, here she goes again crazy.
• 57:52
  Speaker 10: I used to subscribe to your Periscope channel. I used
• 57:54
  Speaker 10: to watch all your crazy bet moments.
• 57:58
  Speaker 12: I love your Instagram Live.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: I used to watch you on o'meagel, and I love
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: going on Instagram Live.
• 58:06
  Speaker 17: I think that the greatest innovation of the twenty first
• 58:09
  Speaker 17: century is Instagram Live because it's such Nowhere else can
• 58:13
  Speaker 17: I broadcast my crazy BB moments, which I call bbbb's
• 58:16
  Speaker 17: loco time, to the world quickly and efficiently. Normally I'd
• 58:21
  Speaker 17: have to burn it onto a VHS tape and mail
• 58:24
  Speaker 17: it to everyone I could think of.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that is another BBBB loco thing. You thinking
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: that the only other medium is VHS, burning it and
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: sitting to everybody.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: I love you, b school everything.
• 58:36
  Speaker 17: Every music sounds better on VHS.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: Oh it does it?
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Does?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I feel I feel a little insecure and Bobby Chester
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: pair never feels insecure.
• 58:46
  Speaker 16: It feels like each of your songbooks is huge. Meanwhile,
• 58:48
  Speaker 16: my songbook is one okay, but.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Yours is the best?
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Can we can? I ask how much money have you made?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I have made up to fifteen million dollars off of
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: myself up to over.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Never only up to a care a legal language you
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: just used.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Coached, Believe it or not, I get myself in a
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: couple of mistakes here and now.
• 59:17
  Speaker 10: Yes, I understand that. You know, I wonder what everyone
• 59:21
  Speaker 10: how they got into the Christmas music business because it's
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: so specific. Really, you know, this is a very small
• 59:28
  Speaker 10: group of people.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: And it's really horcific and exclusive. As those cats over
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: there at Halloween Poetry. Those cats, it's hard to get
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: I tell you, I've met Halloween Thought once and I
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: wanted to run out of the room. Those guys are unbearable,
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: but they.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Are freaky, but it's hard. I mean, how many of
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: us are there, I'd say about up to fifteen.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the major.
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, there's always young guns. I mean, you know, it's
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: it's a small town. And of course we're referring to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: a specific town which all of us have property in right.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: We all the town the industry of Christmas music is,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: of course Burlington, Vermont. That's were we all write our music.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: That's where we write it. That's our main producer. Well,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: one of the best music of producers on the technical
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: side is out of Burlington. So we all turned to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Johnny Christmas. He is amazing at what he does.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 10: You know, Johnny, that should.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 17: Check out the Austin scene. I hear they're recording a
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 17: lot in.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Austin because yeah, alts a big yeah. I think what
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: was it Tommy Tommy pine Cone moved down there and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: started a whole alt scene of Christmas music down there.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 17: I know that every other day someone comes up to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 17: me and says, actually, Austin's get actually kind of blowing
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 17: up right now, and I just have to believe them.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 10: Can I be honest with you. I'll hear that I've
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 10: been hearing Austin's coming up for about twenty years. And
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 10: I make sure you wonder from how far down is
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 10: Austin coming up up? It's certainly not up, but continuing
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 10: to come up come up to you know.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I just want to know when. I just want to
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: know an eta of when Austin is going to come up. Yeah,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I'll believe it when I see it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 10: We'll keep an eye on for sure. Johnny Christmas, I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 10: have known Tiny Christmas. He was forty years old when
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 10: I started working with him in nineteen.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, Dad, you're one of the greats I know.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Please please Were you working with Johnny Christmas when he
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: was how old?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Was?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: So?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 10: He was forty years old when I started working with
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 10: him in nineteen thirty five. He's an old man and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 10: I think he has magic in his bones. And you know,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 10: it's fun playing.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 10: You record all of her music on a Christmas tree
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: farm right outside of Burlington, and he has so many bells.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 10: You can't even enter his door without setting off a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: whole ring of bells.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Notice recording studios I have ever been in, it is
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: so hard.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: To get a take because there's bells everywhere.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Can I do my impression of it really quickly?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 10: Can I get my impression for him?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Bebe?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 12: Skewer him him by times?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I actually leave the bells in.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: It's classic Johnny Christmas. Will there's so many songs. Every
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: song that has bells is usually an accident. We never
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: intended for bells to be in there and Johnny Christmas
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: works his magic bell.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 10: You know, here's another impression of Johny Christmas. Oh, I'm
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: gonna shed this right to Shanta. Remember he always shows
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: that to me.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: When Boebe Baby really good, it wasn't bad. I just
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: feel like we all say that stuff.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Competition.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well, Bbe is a legitimate I shall bet on
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: America's Talent. That's one of my favorite shows. I saw
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 10: her do her impression song. It didn't even talk about
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 10: a Christmas song, right.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 17: I was the youngest impressionist on America's Got Talent and.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: You were what thirty?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 10: You got Terry Crews as Golden buzzer. It was I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 10: was really joking.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I was thirty years old and I was doing
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 17: all the greats. I was doing Dick Cheney, I was
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 17: doing Georgia.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: A little Dick could do a little Dick skewer him,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Bby skewer him.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: You know, I got a gun in my parents perfect.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 16: It's crazy.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, BBB, because you're one of the best impressions
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: yet you could write sex appeal in a jingle so
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: so well, and those two things are so opposite to me.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: And thank you so much, and I really appreciate that.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 17: And I and just to answer Denny's question of how
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 17: we got into this, like, I think that it's been
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 17: in my bones for a long time because I've talked
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 17: about this on podcasts and interviews before. But I lost
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 17: my virginity on Christmas Eve at from the minute of
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 17: eleven fifty nine point fifty nine on Christmas Eve to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 17: twelve oh one on Christmas.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 10: Day, I haven't check on you, and no one should
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: have to go through that BB and I'm sure you.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: No. But it really lighted a fire in me. And
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: I realized, like I was looking around at these Christmas
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: trees and my partner, and I realized like, oh, this
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: has created a Pavlov's dog thing response in me where
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: these two things are inexplicably connected, and I could never
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: un separate sex from Christmas. They are interwoven.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 17: And so I was doing music. I was doing sort
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 17: of like Taylor Swift stuff. I thought I was gonna
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 17: be famous.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 12: Oh I loved your singer songwriter.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Come.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I was a fan of it. I've been a fan
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: of you for so long before the Impressions on America.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Of course, had my EP which was running around the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: back door. He's my boyfriend.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 16: Oh so simple, such a simple.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Tune around an actor, he's my boyfriend, he's my boyfriend,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Gonna put him in the house.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: And it was so not sexy.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 10: It was.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 17: That's because I was a virgin. I was still a virgin.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 17: I was still a virgin, and so that's why it
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 17: sounded like that. But then, of course, like after Christmas
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 17: and after I lost my virginity, I went a different
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 17: direction with my music, and I at first I was unrefined.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 17: I came out with a single called Santa's Got a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 17: brand New Bag full of comminges and.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 10: Yes, yes, left little subject your career era.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 17: And it took a while to sort of rein it
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 17: in into something that could be commercially packaged and repurposed
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 17: for pop charts.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: And so he ended up singing that right. It was
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Jason Derula that jumped on much.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 17: His management has tried to bury it. No one can
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 17: deny that I have those original cordings of Jason Derulo
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 17: on VHS singing Jason Derulo Santa's Got a brand new
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 17: bag full of comminges.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: You know what I will say, I loved your music.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 10: There's a there's a current song that is is number
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: one on the charts. I think kid le Roy is
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 10: singing it. It's Santa Zaddy.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: Is there a song that you did called Santa Zaddy?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Santa Zaddi.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Santo Zaddi saved the X and put a little
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: gap for me. Isn't that what the phrase is?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know what any of that means.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 17: And to be honest, I consulted with my cousin. She
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 17: is Jen Alpha and I'm terrified of her. But uh,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 17: only god, I just got a notification. I'm so sorry. Okay, no,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 17: I'm so sorry. I got so distracted that that was crazy.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 17: George Clooney wants to do sexy Christmas and he said
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 17: he wants it to be gross.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: So wow, this is bb this You've got to go
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: on Instagram live for this time.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 16: I didn't even know he was a vocalist and I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 16: didn't either.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: So after we do this, I'm gonna have to hop
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: on and address that, because that's crazy. How you guys
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: get started.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: I would love to know.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Dashing please, I mean, you're a legend, Dash and
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, so thank you. Yeah, I got started. It
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: was really fun. I had a little cousin. Speaking of cousins,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I had a little cousin. Speaking speaking of cousins, I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: had a little cousin. And they were so cute and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: so fun. I thought, this is my sister's son. This
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: is my sister's son. One day they're running around the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: house just yell and yell and yell, and I go, yeah,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: make him your nephew. Yes, but I like to call
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: him my cousin if that's all right? Is that alright
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: with you?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: That feels like it has nothing to do with me,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: So I.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 10: Will say dash, And we just talked about how much
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: we hate liars.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: So you.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 10: Cousin, cousin.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: In my family, cousins mean a lot of things. So
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: that's that's just me. Cousin can be your everything. Cousin
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: can be your wife. Cousin could be your husband. Cousin
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: be whatever you want. So I have this little I'll
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: call him my nephew running around the house, and I go,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: what if I gave him a little tune to sing?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: What if I immediately this boy freezes in place, start
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: seeing this tune. It's so somber, it's so sad. I go, Yes,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: this has to be about Christmas, and that's kind of
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: how I fell into it. It was pretty easy from there.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Do you remember the tune?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was a little jingle I gave him called
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: It was called Wreathes a Plenty and it went well like, yes.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 19: Breathes a plenty on an empty.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 20: Christmas time, Senny one alone.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Christmas Time.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Spooky all the way around, because everything sounds like it
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: was sung by a doll.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, I needed with some counting.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: You guys will not believe. Actually, the money I get
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: is usually from horror film trailers using my songs as
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: an edit of something spooky.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: This makes sense.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 10: That's actually where.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: The big lucradation comes from for me. So yeah, that's huh.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. I get about up to a million.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 10: The big lucation, the big lucredation come in the town, having.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 16: A town with the department stores. It's a great, big.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: The gradation nation. Rise up, it's Christmas, get a horny
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: and go to the couch. Okay, well, we'll table this
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: for later.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I love it right well.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 10: My story is a classic story. I had a crossroads.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 10: I was sixteen years old. I could either join the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 10: Navy or join an apprenticeship for Johnny.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Christmash those two options, isn't it.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, So that was that was it was. It was
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 10: nineteen it was nineteen thirty five. The Navy was just
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 10: kind of getting going.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, nineteen thirty five, right when the Navy started,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: right nineteen thirty two.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 10: Right, we didn't know what it was at that point.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 10: It was just something to do, so nobody kind of
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 10: knew what it was about. You heard water, you heard both.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 10: That's kind of interesting. Oh, this is the government starting this,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: this is the military. That's interesting. That's the kind of
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 10: stuff that was going on over there. So it wasn't
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: a big deal. We weren't in a war or anything.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 10: It wasn't a big issue show. So you could you
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 10: could choose there, you could choose an apprenticeship. You know,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 10: I was one of seven boys. You know, we were sceptuplets.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: We all know exactly the same in every way. So
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 10: I was trying to figure out a way to stand out.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: And Christmas was a little different back then. You know,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 10: Christmas it wasn't as exciting and there weren't as many songs.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 10: It was mostly silent. When we would sit around, silent
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 10: night was a song written about how quiet everything was.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 10: But the conundrum is, once the song was written, nothing's
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 10: quiet anymore. But it was written inspired by how quiet
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 10: everything was. So then I got started a friend to
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 10: saying if so facto, I was in Reno and having
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 10: a bit of a bender. Who knew who was next
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 10: to me? But of course Perry Como and Perry Como,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 10: Perry Como, No, not Perry Cuomo. Perry Kova is not
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: a person. Perry Como is and you should be excited
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 10: to hear about it, because she's very interesting. And he
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 10: had a lot of good songs. And we were having
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 10: some cocaine and we said, it looks like it's going
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 10: to be a White Christmas. I said, wait to say
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: that again. We're just having a nice little bit of cocaine.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 10: It turns out White Christmas is about cocaine. Yeah, so
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 10: it was written. Yeah, that's a little secret, really a
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: little secret. But since then I've been having a lucrative time,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 10: you know, just writing songs. I have a wonderful time.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 10: It's been really excited to see everybody else come up
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 10: as well and have a lot of fun writing in
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 10: the Christmas hear it because it really back then you know,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 10: the Christmas spirit was a spooky ghost, so it's very
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 10: different now.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Hm. Wow, that's really interesting. I love hearing about the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: history of that. That was really really interesting.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 10: You don't have to keep shaying it. If it wasn't
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 10: it was really interesting. You don't have to.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: This is one of the most interesting things. I loved it.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 10: Listen, your generation does not have any respect for history anymore.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 10: Can I talk about Harry? Don't give a ship you
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: guys about what in the past. No, Perry como, you
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: guys don't give a shoot about the past.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I heard. I heard Andrew.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: You heard Andrew. Just shot Andrew.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: I heard it. You cannot deny it. I heard it.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna write you. I'm going to write about you, guys.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, moment, please, Why don't we have a silent moment?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Okay? If I could get a little boy singing that,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: that would be perfect. Okay, go ahead.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 10: You love little boys.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 12: I love their voices. I love their voices.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I read cancer.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: Right for men. By the way. That's that's interesting.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: So women can't sing your songs or what do you mean?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: Women can try, and I respect them. It's kind of
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 10: a serving stone style if they try and it works.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 10: They're queens.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: How did you get started?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I think everyone knows my story. And if
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: you don't wake up, I am. I'm Johnny.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 16: Christmas Tree is drug deal. There's no secret about that's new.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: And I got the studio every day delivering drugs to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Johnny Christmas Tree.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 16: I have a gemstone a gemstone farm where I grow
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 16: gemstones and I.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Smoke and like solid physical Chris.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Grow Christmas and grow them from the ground.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 21: And one day Johnny and I were in the studio
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 21: late Mariah Carrey had just left, and we were smoking
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 21: some rose courts, and all of a sudden we saw
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 21: all these partridge and the pear trees jump, and I said, whoa, whoa,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 21: Look at all.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: These partridges in a pear tree.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: So there was more than one, and there was more
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: than one.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: In a pear trees. My fair son look at them all,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: and I said, look at these five gold rings sun
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: and I said, row that, Mike, get that mic rolling.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 16: There are two turtle doves in here. And then all
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 16: of a sudden we laid down a track. I don't
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 16: remember anything.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: The next morning I went back to growing gemstones, and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: then suddenly Johnny Christmas.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 16: Tree laid out that song I didn't know, did it
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 16: without my permission.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: And the next day I got a check for fifteen
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: grand and Johnny Christmas Tree said, you're on the charts,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: the Christmas charts.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 16: Of course we were okay, we were charting at number
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 16: fifteen Snowflake.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: And I said, what.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: I've got, I've definitely got some questions.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: And you know what, I recognized the fact that I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: opened this interview saying I wouldn't tell this story.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 16: I'm telling it because you know what, I'm sick of this.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 16: I heard Danny.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: He says, you write music for men and dashing, you
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: write music for little boys and baby, you write music
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: for sluts.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 16: And you know what, I got music for everyone.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I wrote one song for everybody that brings everybody together.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know whether to dive in because I think
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: it's gonna piss you off. Thing. I'm just, I just
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: My first instinct is you see a bunch of partridges
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: in a tree. You think you first think he is not. Oh,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: there's a bunch of partridges. It's five golden rings. And
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: also the song notoriously says, and a single partridge in
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: a peartree, Well, that's my creative take on it.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: Bitch.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I trigger youridges, but.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I said let's do one. I saw one lord's a leaping,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: but I said, let's take ten lords of leaping in
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: the song. There's a difference between the artists and the song.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 17: Okay, Now, as a slut, I'm rather interested in the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 17: eight Maids of Milk Cake.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't call you.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 16: I didn't call you a slut. I said you're artists
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 16: are sluts.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 10: Maybe that was I was also interested in the Maids
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 10: of Milking. So I'm really happy with United.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: I think we all are.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Intinding to wear that keating prom and I would just
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: like to know if you knew them, or what you
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: were doing or what was going on.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes when you're on a drunken night and
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: you black out and some things you remember, some things
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you don't made of milk and I don't remember.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 10: That's convenient, isn't it.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 12: You're remember the lord jumping, but you don't.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: We're Maid's Millikin.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: You guys are Christmas songwriters. You know, when you're in
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: the studio and you get a couple of prostitutes in there,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: a couple of nights a couple hours in there.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I call them sex workers.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 10: But yes, yes, I also call them sex workers.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Believe it or not, I will go on record and
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: say I call them sex workers.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 10: I've been calling them sex workers since nineteen fifty three.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, before they asked you to yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 10: Right starting yeah, save me Dame as Junior called me
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: a pussy Ford. But I stucked.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I spoke too much not to move on. But I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: have been dying to ask a question from the beginning,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: and I want to know the songs that never quite
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: made the cut, or if you guys have any new
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: releases that you're excited about. I would love to hear
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: all about the new releases. But I've just been dying
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: because this is a room of such talent and skill
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: and prespitation, and I think it's great that we can
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: move forward and find out what songs you bet you're
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: interested in, and what what songs you never made the cut?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 10: You know, Well, there was there was a song that
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 10: I was really proud of that Frank Sinatra o Blue
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: Eyes Some Shell formed to Shing and actually shang it
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 10: many times in Las Vegas, but it didn't transcend past
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 10: Las Vegas. It was called What's in the bag, big Man.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 10: And it was from the point of view of somebody
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 10: who needed something a little surreptitious for the holiday season.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: So it was, what's in the bag, big man? Did
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 10: you bring me a gun? Did you bring me some drugs?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 10: Watching the bag? Big man?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: That I love it very not saying Frank felt that
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: felt a little.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 10: And its people said it felt like putting a bow
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 10: tie on a cap, you know what I mean. It
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 10: just wasn't quite right. It wasn't It was. It was
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: like putting a little, a little, a little birth they
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 10: had on a lizard. It just didn't feel right. It
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 10: wasn't organic.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: So this is exciting to hear an under at least
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Danny Fielder is so eight.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 22: I've got many, Darling, I've got many, many, many. Well,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 22: there was another one that was from the point of
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 22: view of a man who is the ex of Missus Claws,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 22: and it was it was I could never be the
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 22: Big Man.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 10: That's what the name of the song was. So it
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 10: was I could never give you a house in the Arctic.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: I could never give you a nice, pretty slay. I
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 10: could never give you a bunch of men who made
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 10: whatever you want it. But I guess I could give
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 10: you a pretty good lady.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 23: Oh I could never be the big man.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 10: No, I could be something else. But when I'm enjoying
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 10: my Christmas time without you, I wish I was in Elf.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you had me until the Elf.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 10: Book, And that's why it didn't work, Darling.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Last song, last line, last line blew the whole song up.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 10: And the whole thing. I wish I could describe when
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 10: I saw everyone's eyes light up when I sang through
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 10: the whole song and then love it. And then I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 10: got to I wish I was an l and I
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 10: lost every single thing. I lost my house with that line,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: and they wouldn't let me fix it. They wouldn't let
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 10: me fix it.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: You lost your house, yeah, they said.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: I liked that song until you ruined all of it.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 10: You diaryad all over the tash mahalodis now, And then
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 10: they wouldn't let me fix it. They were so insulted
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 10: that I screwed up, that I lost my house.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 17: I hate it when you when all it takes is
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 17: one word to throw a whole job off. It's like
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 17: people get the Christmas ick and then they can't get
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 17: rid of it.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 10: Imagine the music I just want to say the music
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 10: industry is concentrated. Imagine the entire music industry, but it's
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 10: concentrated in the thirty days, so everything is more intense
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 10: than you want. It's fast, yeah, fast, yeah. I love
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 10: to hear. I love to hear any unreleased bb hits.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, I last year. I'm sure she'd be fine
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: with me talking about it.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 17: It's probably fine. But I was trying to get Sia
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 17: on the Sexy Christmas track and she Things were going
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 17: well for a while, but she got kind of uncomfortable
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 17: with because she said, you know, I want I want,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 17: I want.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: Controversial, I want in your face, I want bold, I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: want to swing on the chandelier. And so I'm like,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: got it. Love that energy, and we recorded this track
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: that that went a little something like this.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: I'm a Christmas hor.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: I'm a Christmas hore to day.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 24: I'm a Christmas wore, and I'm a jingle elf in ley,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 24: I'm a Christmas hor almost.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 10: Not for thirty days.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 24: I'm a Christmas hor and I bock every single ELF.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: And again ending with ELF crazy.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: But I agree with you, Denny, they get turned off
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: by the Christmas really the EF.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: It's both the connotations that the elves are having the sex.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Something about elves and sex is just throwing people off
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't get past it. They cannot get past
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: it for some reason. And it's like these celebrities, you know,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: once they hear a word and you you say, you
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: tell them, no, we can change the words. But do
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: you like the basic idea they cannot hear that. They
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: cannot hear that note. They are incapable of hearing that note.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: So you went se you lose some. But I think
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: I am getting on track with Harry Styles is interested
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: in a sort of Chris Kringle suggestive track that we
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: I love Kris Kringle suggestive.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 17: It's sort of like a tip of the hat to
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 17: Chris Kringle's sexuality.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 10: Calls that Kringle coded.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Right, Cringle coded. Yeah, it goes like cream. I can't
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: stink too much, but it goes something like Christopher Kringle buck,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Christopher Kringle fuck, Christopher Kringle fuck.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Of one of the songs, Oh you don't hear that?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: Actually I actually don't hear that, but I appreciate that.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that it sounds like in the genre, but
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: I actually don't hear that.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Aren't you working with Bruno Mars, don't you? There was
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: that big controversy about you and Bruno Mars splitting ways
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: on the thirty first of December and the thirty verse.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: It's true he broke our contract on the thirty verst
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: of December, and that was for.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 24: You make me feel like look on bucking an elf, no.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Another and I don't hear it.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: I do not hear it.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not the parody that's a problem for me.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: It's a bucket of elf.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Now, I think it was elf.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: That's what I was trying to tell because we can
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: change it for radio.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 16: A bucket of elf. I smoke too much?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Stones stones, what kind of stones?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Gemstones? Bitch?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Keep up?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: What about you?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Jesus? Okay, I'll go. I guess well. I had a
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: couple that just people said, we're a little too sad.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: I had. There's been a ski accident, which was very,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: very sad. When something.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 19: Mummy, there's been a ski accident. Mummy, where is daddy gone?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 19: Mum me, No, you are my only bed, you are.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 10: My only friend.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 19: And it's Christmas time.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 10: Dashing. I gotta be honest with you, that sounds like
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 10: a literal real Soufian Stephens Christmas.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: I always get compared to him. I always get compared
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: to him because with every Soufi sevens it would make
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: it sadder for a little boy saying it.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, sou was really revolutionary for the Christmas music.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Industry, degrees away from a little boy's voice exactly.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 10: We're basically a little boy. But a man came out
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 10: and said, what if I made the saddest Christmas music,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 10: put little bells in.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 25: It, smoking would and listening to his his music, his
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 25: his his EPs killed bring Crosby's crazy.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Killed them dead in the water.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that was a version. It was just a
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: little too sad for for the audiences, so we decided
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: not to put it out.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 10: It was really bad.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: There was a couple of other ones. I've got a
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: new one that I'm really working on and I'm hoping
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: it comes out and comes to fruition. It's called a
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: bad snowball Fight, and I think it's a little more
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: fun than I'm used to, So let me do it.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 10: Oh, dring, dring, dring, dring, dring, dring, dring.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: Ching dring ding ding, dring ching dring.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 26: A little boy lies bleeding. He's dead now, rock Field snowball.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 26: This Christmas is over for him. Man, it's over now,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 26: rock Field Snowball. This is what happens when boys play
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 26: too hard they kill each.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Other with their toys.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: That actually sounded like like a teenager singing that, like
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: like a guy in his late teath was my goal.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: It's a late teenager remembering a story from his job.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: They nailed it.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you nailed that seventeen year old point of view
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 10: when they started talking about when they were little kids
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 10: and you're like, you're still a fucking baby.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: And that was the idea. Is this kid remembering how
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: men can be lent, boys can be violent and when
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: he turns eighteen he'll need to remember that because you
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: guys missed it. But the second verse is all about
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: how he has to go to war.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: Too bad, we missed it.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was playing for us to hear it.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, way, Bobby Chester, pair you've been smoking stones and
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: smoking what about you?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 10: Yes? Today?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: These other songs?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah? Did this drug dealer right? Any other views?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: List a new one?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: I mean a lot of artists like to release music
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: later in life, you know, because it's it's just a
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: fun thing for them. You've gotten up to fifteen million dollars.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: I've been asked to release new music for years and
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I always say no. But next year all announced it here.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Next year we're gonna release the unmastered track of the
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Twelve Days of Christmas.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Shit it the same thing sounds shitty.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: I'm a stoner. What do you want from me?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I heard? Can I tell you?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: And I will play a bit of it for you now.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: And you are gonna hear Johnny Christmas in the recording
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: studio and the and the milkmaids, and you're gonna hear
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: us smoking the reefer and the gemstones, and you're gonna
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: hear us. Okay, I'll play it for you know.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 20: Oh, there's aparture, juice, so much milk.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: One, two, three, four, five, nine.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: Ten, boys moving these here, drums, Oh, Lords.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 10: Of Leap and nine.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 12: Don't wow, Johnny Christmas.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: I have to do a lot of work to make
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: that come through. It'ssard how he made that work.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: He really.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Playing the grove. They're going to play in the grove
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: live for all the children and all the boys and
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: all the little girls, it's gonna be.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Absolutely I wouldn't. That's terrifying. That's more terrifying. Can I
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: tell you I heard.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: For the tree lighting?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: That is that is locked for the tree lighting?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 10: Congrats? I guess.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you a rumor I heard and I
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: need you to say yes, because I heard a rumor
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: that there's actually a mastered version that goes all the
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: way up to one hundred Yes, all the way up
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: to one hundred yes.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 12: Could you could you sing us a little bit of
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 12: that just past thirteen?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 16: You actually have to hear it, also.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 12: Repeat yourself. Maybe start at eighty seven.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 16: I have the sheet music, and I would love for
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 16: you all to join me.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: No, you know, actually you got Bobby, We don't know it.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 12: Music can read, I cannot sight read you.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, well a lounge songwriter, you are, okay, fine,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: I'll do it alone. What do you want me to
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: do again? I wasn't listening the.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: First day of Christmas started eighty seven, started eighty seven?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, this is okay? Yes, okay, So.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 10: It goes on the eighty seventh day of Christmas. Right,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 10: true Love gave to me?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Yes? And then this is the unmastered version of.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: It's a master. It's the master.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 10: Masters the lyrics, Bobby, what are the lyrics?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: There is the lyrics? All right, thank you. On the
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: eighty seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 16: Seven lords Leaping time, eighty.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: Seven things to.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Explain your own song to you? Have you ever heard
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: your oad song? Have you ever heard your own song?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 16: I stopped listening to it five years ago, You imbecile.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: It's over it's over done.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 10: I've never seen a man get more British as I
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 10: talked to him. Listen to listen to me, Bobby, because
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 10: I'm being patient. Look, look, I'm being patient.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Dash.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 10: It is a good cop. I'm bad cop. I've heard
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 10: about these secret verses, and I've been dying to know
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 10: the things that you've added to this song. So you
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 10: better fucking do them for me. Right now where I'm
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 10: going to call up my friend Dean Martin's great cousin.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 10: I'm going to cause some trouble.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: And just to review. I guess for you, because you
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: stopped listening to the song five years ago. You can't
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: remember again descending it goes you say the thing that
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: like five eight, Lord's a leap seven This.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Is this is six ye eighty seven down, and I
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: ask for help, and all three of you said, no,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: copy it, Win, let it, Bobby, It's okay.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 7: Here you go.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 27: On the eighty seventh day of Christmas, my true love
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 27: gave to me eighty seven vases, eighty six totes, eighty
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 27: five girlies eight all mothers e three mobbies, two computers,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 27: eighty one.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 10: Genius boss.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Ladies and seventy nine liars, seventy eight.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 28: Hats, seventy seven seven palm trees, seventy six, toyotas seventy five,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 28: water bundles seventy four handles seventy three Michael's gift cards
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 28: seven two, parking space is seventy one, bookshelves sixty nine, sexy.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: Ladies sixty eight, Christmas trees sixty.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 29: Seven, picture frames is sixty eight churches sixty six, mother's
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 29: six five, Frius's stick steep four malls six.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 12: This has been Artists on Artists on artists and artist
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 12: answer the question.
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• 1:33:48
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• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: produced by Kylie Brakman, jeermy.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: This week it's Christmas and we're in the kitchen. Netflix
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: is Decorating Something.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: The popular Netflix is Blank Something series has blown up
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: since they first debuted Here on Artists and Artists and
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: Artists and Artists, and this holiday edition.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: Is no different.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: Today we get in the mind of people trying to
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: figure out the best way to decorate for the holidays.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: So if you're a decorator, you might want to listen in.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: So sit back, relax, and here's the behind the scenes
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: of a competition show. Let's listen in.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 12: Who feels like we're back on set?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe it.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: We have every one of these exis, active producers. The
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: whole team is here because we're finally doing some press.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: It's so good to be here. I'm so excited.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be so much fun with just really really
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: having a great time this holiday season, getting us all together.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: It's been really fun.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: It's been so amazing. Netflix is Decorating Something. Of course,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: we are decorating kitchens, We are decorating cookies, and we
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: are decorating yim me holiday eggnog. Drinks. It's a competition,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: fun for the whole family, and we're so excited to
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: talk about it.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: It's like if you put Top Chef in a blend
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: of yes with so many Christmas sprinkles.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: It's exactly like that if you put a Top Chef
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: in a blender with so many Christmas sprinkles.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: Because we are a Netflix love love to you know,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: when we have a reality concept, we don't want to
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: do it like anybody's done it before. It's in the blender.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: Put it in the blender and see what comes out.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: We want to do something that's familiar to you at home,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: so there's no new elements for you to learn, but faster.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: No new elements unless there are. Sometimes we'll sneak a
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: new element in that you've never even thought of before
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: to just spice things up. Hi, I'm Diana bogel Hi
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: and one of the hosts and judges of Netflix is
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: decorating something. I started my career as a decorator years ago.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: My book went I got on the best seller of
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: the ny Times decorating top fifty lists with Decorate your Heart.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: It's a sweet book where I try to decorate people's
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: homes and by doing that, learning a lot about them.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: How awe, I'm here are we? I am Paul or Tega?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Whoa? I have three exit changes in a rown? So
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: much fun.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Don't know, no, I think, don't.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: No, don't Paul always said that, oh, put a dollar
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: in the jar. Every time you ask to cut something.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Well says it's not my thing. That's what he says
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: when he walks up and he judges everybody says it's
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: not my thing.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold hold on.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: So just for reference, so the first sentence was the
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: first sentence was Southern.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to do something.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: So we're going back southern. It's like you've completely forgotten
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: how to do southern. How about how do y'all.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: Hardy?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Yl's me Paul or Tiger? I am Kenny or Tiger's
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: brother and directings in the family, I'm the director. I'm
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: just so excited. I'm I'm really good with lots of cameras,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: lots of units we got I think I think for
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: Netflix is decorating something. It's similar to the other Netflix
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: is doing something where we're rolling on. I think back
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: three what is it three top frames so we can
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: get the lower down right.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: Top frames top frames above head vocabulary for every single time.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, so we got three. Oh No, I can't
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: listen to you because when I listen.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: To you, you tell me this every single day.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: I tell this to you every day, literally a freaky
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: Friday situation in a weird way.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: I am laughing my buttons off.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: So yeah, so we uh we go.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of cameras that we roll on
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: all of it. I'm so used to it. I used
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: to direct. This is actually the first time I've gotten
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: into the narrative or the theatrical commercial space. Those are
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: three different things. But I usually direct pageants, and I've
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: always wanted to be like my big brother and direct
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: real stuff with a big studio behind it. And finally
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Netflix finally listen to me and they're let me in.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: So I'm a pageant guy, direct, law direct.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Thank god we got through that.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: She's always keeping us sometime, she's always keeping sorry, shoulder us.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, okay, okay, okay, okay. Well we like to lafia.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: We like to Laughia, we like to laugh.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: Here.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: My name is Marianna Johnson, and I am the Cupcake Mafia.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: The Cupcake Mafia herself.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: I am the cupcake mafia. It's a job. Yeah, it's
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: a job. Someone's got to do it. Oh wow, Yeah,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: my dad was the cake boss.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 10: He is.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: Uh, he's in jail now, so we don't have to
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: about it really.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: In jail, we can't bring it up. We're allowed to
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: bring jail.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: He doesn't want anyone to know. It hasn't reached the press.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 12: Is that actually true? We are the first ones to
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 12: break this.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: It's no news.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: It's the cake bosses in.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: Jail, the cake busses in jail. It's true.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: He thought he ghosted me.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: My dad loves you very much.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's nice to hear.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: That my dad loves you very much. No, no, it's
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: just in commissary. He doesn't get all the supplies he
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: can get to send your letters. But he's thinking about you.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 12: Okay, he's thinking about you towards a pen.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: I missed him.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: I'm a hog, but I miss him.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: You're such a quid hog and my dad will you?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't believe. It's so fun that
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: it's so fun that we're family now, that we get
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: to go to each other's anyway, I'm the cupcake mafia.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 12: I am a judge.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: I run a cupcake shop in Brooklyn, and uh, I
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: am a judge and EP on this show Netflix is
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: decorating something and I love cupcakes.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: No, you can do.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Give her a minute.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 30: I'm sorry, it's just I just remember being a little
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 30: girl in Brooklyn growing up, not knowing who she was
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 30: supposed to be.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: And then I went face to face with a cupcake
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: in the grocery store and she.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: Said, Dad, you didn't see a cupcake from your dad,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: the cake boss. No, he doesn't do that.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 12: He does cakes.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Cakes do nothing for me. I honestly don't understand him.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: Don't get when you were little, you saw a small
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: cake and you felt like that's a version of me.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: Because I'm little.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: I dropped my accent because I'm not nervous anymore. That's
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: the thing about me, Paul or Tega. I use an
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: accent when I'm nervous.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: Paul or Tega, you are a shape.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 8: After moving on.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: And the nice new we finally got through it and
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: got the explanation back to you.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: You know, I know I'm getting a little choked up.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: I'm taking up too much time. I'm thinking of the
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: smaller the cupcake I picture in my head, the more
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna cry, So cutting.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: In that rabbit hole, we'll start.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: It's okay, okay, okay, I can't wait for you to
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: be my mom. Officially, I can't call me. I will,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: I will. He says he's busy, he's got work.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: He's working what working on? What working on? Oh? Oh
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: he does do the library work.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: Okay he doesn't.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Oh I heard he's studying law to try to.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: Oh that always works when they do that.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: You are a culcumbered Now.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: I finally acclimated to the space. Don't make me nervous
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: because something will.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 12: It's a nice lesson. You are enough, Okay, yeah, well,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 12: last but least, it's just me.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: The hosts of the show.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 12: You might know me from my man.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: We're both hosts. Yeah, he's a host, so.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: No, she is.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: You can't always own the only host.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: And this is fney back and forth. Well, yeah, but
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm the ringer, as they say, the funny one.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: You are the funny will know me from my eighties
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: music pop career. I'm Lindy Pop.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: I hate I always your song was always playing in
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: the damn malls. A little more.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Oh the girls, the girls are coming out for you.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: Don't you worry, cause the girls are coming out for you.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: Don't you worry.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: Cut. The girls are coming out for you.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 8: Don't you out of me?
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: Cut, the girls are coming out for you.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: Don't my favorite part?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 12: I love the bridge.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with the bridge. It makes me cry every time.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: Do the whole bridge, the whole bridge.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 12: I heard that bridge went recently viral on TikTok.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: I thank god I warmed up this morning.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: All the kids who do stop motion animation in real
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: life are obsessed with you.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: They told me, They told me go on TikTok. I said,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 5: I already am. I'm under a troll account and I
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: and so they said look for your name, and I
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: found my name and they are doing all sorts of
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: stop motion.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: They're doing things.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: I saw a NASCAR pit crew doing something to my voice.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: That was a huge honor.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: What I love about our show.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not congratulations. I'm so sorry I forgot to congratulate.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: I almost I had to call it out the rest
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: of the day. I said, the biggest thing in my
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 5: life is v I know that put.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: Us back like fifty thousand dollars.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Here it's SNL doing a parody of you and a
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: NASCAR pit team doing something about you exactly.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're so busy, it's an honor to be considered.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: But what I love is that we used that bridge
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: as the five minutes left exactly on the show. Right,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: So when they're wrapping something, because we have multiple stages, right,
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: Diana is doing the what are you doing the gingerbread?
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of the decorating, the internal decorating. Yes, yes, right, yes,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: of the show. That's your kitchen area, right, I'm in
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: the kitchen area, and I talked to the guests.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 12: You have had an issue. I'm a people person.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: I always have been.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: I performed huge, huge, huge arenas.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 5: My last live performance was live aid, and I can't
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: talk about why I wasn't allowed to perform after that.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: But it is so fun to be back.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: And so they need me to talk to the guests
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: and the contestants, and then they need you to actually
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: do the cooking stuff and the baking stuff and all
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: that stuff.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: So run around with my head cut off, just trying
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: to get them to complete tasks a little bit left
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: for you to talk to them, and I try, but
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: I just I cannot figure it out. I cannot figure
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: out how to have dialogue and small talk. Yeah, you
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: know how to give a cookie of nose, but you
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: don't give it. But and then and so I it's
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: a lot of me going so. So it is hard.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: It is very hard to give a cookie of nose.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: Just actually try to think about giving a cookie and nose.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: They don't usually have noses.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: Button, it's a button. We keep trying to tell you,
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: use a skittle, use an m and f use a carrot.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: No, I want.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 12: I want to be perfectly carved and caved.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: I wanted to.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: It's so interesting that when we should, oh, you a cake,
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: and we say comment on it, you have nothing to say, right, No,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: I do nothing find And the same thing happens when we.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: Show you someone I just I my mind goes blank.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: I can't see faces. I have that problem where I
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: can't actually make out people's faces.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: It's a miracle you're on TV. It's a miracle. It's
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: a miracle being on camera. It's faces, faces, faces, faces, faces,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: especially in what we're doing because, as you guys know,
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: we have forty eight contestants.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, and half of them become a partner
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: duo at the Missletoe week.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: That's right, I have one contestant from all of the
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 5: contiguous United States.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, and halfway through we have Missletoe Makeout.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 12: I will say Hawaii and Alaska have been complaining a lot.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 5: We ran out of flight money and so we said
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: we're going to cut the longest ones, which is we.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: All know is Hawaii and Alaska.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: So the thing is about the show is Yes, on
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: first watch, you might be a little confused as to
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: who can win and how they can't win, because it
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: does feel like we announce a winner at the end
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: of each episode, also eliminating some people. And at the
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: end of the show we do have one winner. So
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: stick around and you will find out who the final
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: winner is.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 5: It's very simple. So all forty eight guests get to
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 5: the hangar. We built an airplane hangar in a big field,
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: and so they get to the hangar and then get
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: to work on creating the best holiday decoration for their home.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: So their station is their home, and as we go
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: through the year, they build, they build their home into
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: being the best place.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 12: So that's inside and outside exactly.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: It's half half decorating and a part we didn't explain
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: it's half survival.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 15: It is.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's when we play in the county inspector to
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: see if their home that they built is liable to
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: the city is up to and if they're not, they're cut.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: They're cut, and we burn down their house before their
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: very eyes.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I want to say it's been absolutely incredible
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: trying to capture it all because there's so much going on.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: We have fifty eight homes, right, yeah, yes, yeah, So.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: There's the forty eight homes for the contestants, and then
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: there's ten bonus homes.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: If you win a golden ticket, you get upgraded into
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: one of the bonus homes.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: And that is where the people from Hawaii and Alaska
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: can zoom in to participate in the bonus homes. But
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: they have to be as loud as the people in
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: the room to be hurt.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: Can I say we have forty eight states? And can
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: I say who the secret ten are? Yes, it's the
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: Pentatonics and their management team.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, their agents, and so.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: You get our agents are so funny.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: Their agents are so funny, so funny.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: The funniest management team I've ever talked. They redline everything
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: when you're talking to them.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 5: They you ask them a question and they say the
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 5: question back, and then they say it in a red
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: line of a voice. They say their answer like you're
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 5: reading something written in red.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: But I really love that we added that because it
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: felt like not enough cameras.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, And that's why you actually are always saying top frame,
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: bottom frame cameras, because at any shot there are at
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: least three or four cameras in the shot.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: And we got your feet, we got the countertops, we
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: got it all.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: And that's why the camera people are participating in the show.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: When we get round the contest, it's go behind the
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: camera and the camera people get in and decorate a
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: big pot.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 5: Because actually all the reindeer are employees but also celebrities.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: So that's why we call it that.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: It's a little something I wanted to do after Iotzi.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: Continue.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: But you haven't lived until you've seen a first day
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: ce make a cookie.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: It is unbelievable because there's something This is what the
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: raindeer really The reindeer round is special because it's what
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: is more important about decorating than having a team help
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: you decorate. Yes, and so do you, as the decorator,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: have to step behind the camera in the leadership position
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: and learn how to talk to a crew helping you
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: decorate your fake house in the middle of Kansas in
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: the woods.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: It just reminds you this was my idea because in
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 5: nineteen eighty three I ended up being the star of
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 5: my tour. And also I was in charge of selling
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 5: merch and I learned a lot about commerce.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: And isn't that wonderful that they let you have ideas?
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: It usually shows just higher just hire the hosts. I know.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: Usually they don't give input, but they recognize who I am,
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: you know, And I said, I could be anywhere right now.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: I think The Great Great British Banking Show did a
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: lot for all of us in this industry. Yeah, those
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: hosts have such a they all have EP credits, right,
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: you know, And I think they just really led the
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: way for shows like us.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: Well, and we should talk about that because the Paul
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: Hollywood handshake and everyone knows that means he did.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: A good thing.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: We have we are doing our own Wait till you,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, if you made a cookie? I like,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 5: we get to sing a full nine minute duet together? Yes,
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 5: so I hand you the microphone, and that means I
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 5: like though you did.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's really obvious. I think what I watched when
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: I saw the Greatest British Baking Show. I'm nervous.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's changing accents because he's nervous. That's
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 3: what happened.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: It step on my words, gonna die in the jar.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: Oh god.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: What I liked about it, it'll stop in a minute.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: What I liked about this was Paul's handshakeer is to
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: not It wasn't obvious enough. And I love that when
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: you come in and you want to sing that duet,
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: it's so obvious that's your favorite.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: Yes it is.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: And we're always singing my big Christmas hit, Sannah. Don't worry,
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: the girls are coming out tonight.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: Oh come on.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: The bridge please.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: The chorus.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: The bridge is in the hangar, guys, and she joins,
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: it's actually a three per hangar, a classic three person three.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, as we like to call it a three yet
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 3: top to it two three four sent it.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: Don't worry because the guys are coming out tonight. Bridge.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: I'm Victoria Justice, and Victorious is me. I was on
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 3: Nickelodeon and now it's Christmas girls, Let's dance.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 12: I love Victoria just because she's almost rapping. She's almost
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 12: what I like to call it white wrapping.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I said a duet between two people, So if
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: we out of thirty, it has to be a wrap yeah.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 12: And you have to see Omar sus Chef from Belize.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 5: You have to see him come in and sing that
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 5: song with us when he makes that incredible candy cane
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 5: made out of cereal.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 12: Handy came made out of cereal. And I have my classic.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 12: You did a good job.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: I kiss you on the mouth, and I say that
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: decorating and if I really liked it, I'll give you
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: a little tongue were torn because I was silent to
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: them for most of the time, and then all of
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: a sudden they be kissed or tongued.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: How did you get so close in on that tongue?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: We gotta go pro on his jaw. I have cameras everywhere.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: I have cameras absolutely every time.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: So basically I would go up to Paul and I'd
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: go Paul I liked it, Paul I loved it, and
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: he would go get the cam, get the jaw cam,
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: and so I would go in, put the jaw cam in.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: I go to them, give them the biggest, wettest licky smooch.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: We give a shout out to Chester mont very he
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: runs the jawcam. Only guy who runs a jaw cam
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: in all of them Aerica.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: Esure's a great camp. Awesome guy, Chester, a great camp.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: He's it's harder than a steady.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: Cam to be honest, thank you. But I know that
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: some of the key these the the tonguing. Your tonguing
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: can also be because of death for these contestants, because
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: if you don't like the way they tongue, you can
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: change your mind and it's almost worse than losing it.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, If you've wrapped a present so perfectly, I tongue
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: you and you don't tongue back, you're out of here.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: Oh and then when you get.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: Down to the w when it's when you're in the
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 1: final round, right when it's you two on the chopping block,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: we should talk about that. It's skiing time. Ski for
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: your life, for your life. For the airlift you out
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: of the hangar and we bring you to an avalanche
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: and you have to ski.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: You have to actually survive an avalanche.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's more like survive for your life. The
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: skiing is but yeah, es of course that's part always scares.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: Me, and that is always like it is, it's scary. Well,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: it's the.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: Survival aspect that that that Netflix said you need this now.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: They loved Alone, a hit show alone, and they were like, well,
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: we like decorating, but this show is going nowhere. There's nothing.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 12: What if we just add a dimension of Alan into it.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: It was their idea.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 5: I mean we were surprised. They said, we've already given
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: you guys an avalanche budget and we.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: Said we didn't even know.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just wanted to.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: We didn't even know there, We didn't even know who
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: was in there.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: So I said it would be better to use the
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: budget maybe on something like having Martha Stewart come in
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: any of these big holiday decorators or the home edit girls.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: I love them.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: The only person, the only celebrity guest we could get
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: was Sean Paul, who loved the whole show.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: You all right, yeah it's you. It's more of a
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: jaw thing.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I've got a question I think would be
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: very interesting for the listeners. Uh, our show is called
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: Netflix is decorating something to you? What is decoration and
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: what is not decoration? Because baking is a decorating a cake,
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: decorating a gingerbread house, decorating a prison, decorating a house,
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: decorating a book, decorating a bed, decorating a drawer, decorating
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: a color book. You can decorate in so many different ways.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: Where do you draw the line that has to what
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: is not decorating at all? You can decorate so many
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: more things. Decorating a pool, decorating a bed, decorating a pillow,
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: decorating clothing, decorating your body, decorating a body, tattoo, decorating,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: decorating your body, Hennah, decorating your Bodyia, decorating a pool,
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: decorating a pool, water style, decorating a pool, floaties, decorating
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: a pool, party, decorating a pool, covering Okay.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: Fashion category, I want the fashion category.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: Creating a shirt macrome decorating a shirt, stickers decorating a shirt,
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: different style of shirt, decorating, political section okay, decorating a mayor, Christmas,
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: decorating a mayor, Thanksgiving, decorating a mayor, re running mid terms, decorating,
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: decorating a general that's running for mayor, decorating a general
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: that's running for a more general.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: This is actually to answer your question, this is where
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: I draw the line. I think that it is not decorating.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 3: When you earn a medal for military service, you.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't that shouldn't be decorated.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's decorating.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: My gosh, I feel like I'm in the production meeting December.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: December thirteenth, two thousand and three. I remember yesterday.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, So if you guys don't know, we started two
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: thousand and three before Netflix was.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: The face they because this is how much Netflix believed
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 3: in this show. It was back when they were still
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 3: sending out DVDs to block bus and Orange is the
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 3: New Black. They said they have a vision and to
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: get there, we got to send out DVDs to rent.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: That is step one. Then we have to monopolize and
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: destabilize an entire industry. Then we get to execute our plan.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 3: And Netflix is decorating. Something is step fifteen of a
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 3: thirty part Netflix master plan that culminates in Spaceship, And I'm.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: Want it to be a step anyway, as you were
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: still a step.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: Step, I will say I and you did get in
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: trouble recently, Cupcake Mafia, Marianna Yah, you did get in
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 2: trouble recently because you went to the VA and started
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: screaming at all the decorated veterans.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 3: Because I don't think they kept saying, I'm a decorated
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: veteran in war. That's not decorating. No, you're right, that
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: isn't a ribbon. Decorating is pipeting on a cake.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 12: Decorating here she goes have fun.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 31: Decorating is frosting a cookie. Decorating is wreathing on on it.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 31: Decorating is putting a Santa coat on yourself. And that's
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 31: the end of my list.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 2: And so putting a coat on yourself, that's very interesting,
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: and that's what I love because your section you were
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: kind of the mean one.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 12: You would not let them live if you didn't like
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 12: their stuff.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: I mean you.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't let them live. I wouldn't let them live.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: I would inject them with a virus that will kill
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: them five years sooner than they were meant to die.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: What a magical virus, I will say, What an amazing
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: virus to hit specifically, then know the death date of
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: somebody to hit five years earlier.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 3: I know. I got to give a shout out to
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 3: the scientists up in Ontario.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you scientists.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 3: They have been biohacking a bunch of stuff, a bunch
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: of good.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: In their girl biohacking. They've just been looking for the
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: best bioway to live and then doing the reverse of
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: that's yes, yes, yes, And so I owe.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: It to them because we really needed some steaks in
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: this show. So steaks we did in addition too, of course,
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 3: and we have. I can't believe we haven't talked about this,
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 3: The Pit of Doom, Bit of Doom, job.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 5: Bit of Doom.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 1: I want to go home.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, that is week yes sevent for the
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 3: Pit of Doom. Yes, yes, Week seventeen. Pit of Doom.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 3: There is a pit filled with snakes, quicksand and scowey
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 3: mountain stoves.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 5: Exactly, and the Pit of Doom itself is hosted by
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 5: Jody Slaton.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, oh I love her.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: You got it so much?
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 8: You got it down there.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 5: Dj is down there in the pit, and if you
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 5: get into the pedduum, she's gonna.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 3: Walk you through it.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's really great.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: And then what I love about the Jody Sweeten was
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: neither of those you got it dude, wasn't Mary?
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 3: Jody Sweden was the two twins. She said, you got it, dude.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: No, Ashley and Mary Kate were the two twins. Was
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 2: the dj is the oldest one, Joy Sweetens the middle one? No, no, no,
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: the twins say you got it? I don't know her
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 2: e d B.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. As we always say in Netflix,
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: put it up at a blender, but green light first,
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 3: ask questions later.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's it's what we sorry to be such a
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: stickler there.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 3: You're a Full House historian on the side. I know
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 3: you're on all the message boards, so you're gonna fact check.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that the Full House ran for twelve seasons
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: from to nineteen ninety two, two two thousand and three.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 12: Your precise. I'm sloppy. You work with things.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 3: I work with people.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the Pit of Doom, because I thought
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: it was so unfortunate that we filled it. It was
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 2: just an oversight to fill it with snakes and scary
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 2: monsters and also quicksand so by the time the contestants
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 2: got in there, the snakes and scary monsters had already sung.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really sort of interesting. We we we thought
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: it might work as sort of a psychological experiment Are
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: you still afraid of these scary monsters and the snakes
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 3: if they're burying in the.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 8: Yes, what is it?
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: It's we had lots of meetings about this, and here
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: at Netflix's decorating something. Our meetings are capped at twelve minutes. Yeah,
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: so we I think it was like right at a
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: minute eleven when we went, wait, those things will go
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 1: into the Quicksand as well.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you remember the Quicksand guy we met
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: with was so charismatic.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 32: Oh my god, he won me over. I was like,
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 32: whatever you're selling, I'm buyings. I'm straight. He was attractive,
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 32: I am hot, I had a boy crush on you.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: A Russian accent to him.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I was like, he goes there.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, false, cut the hats and I'm straight.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't care for him. I didn't care for him anyway.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: I will say a couple of episodes have been released already,
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: and the internet is a buzz about one contestant, in
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 2: particular everybody's fan favorite. They're calling him hot Tony, and
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: they really seem to be liking what Tony is decorating.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: He's gone what I would say, mega viral people. I
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 2: saw a video week, Diana, I'm gonna get a thousand
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: likes on it. The other day mega viral diaform. I
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: saw it on tick Cock.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, stop telling us about your born my dad.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 1: You make out with this guy so much, she just
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: so many times you have to stop to look.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: Is really fun.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 5: I actually wanted to bring up all our contests because
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 5: we have so many fun ones.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: It's such a good time. Tony is amazing.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 5: I also love Anna Lisa from Idaho. She is a
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 5: mother and a baker. She owns a tiny little shop
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 5: for bake treats for dogs in Boise, and she's now
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: trying to make treats for people.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: And we do judge her on a handicap, right, so
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: we take everything into account. Every time we take a bite,
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: we go, this is good. It tastes like it's made
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: for dogs, and if I were a dog, I would
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 3: enjoy it.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, so we every contestant comes in on a rated
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 5: handicapped kind of like golf.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, exact, she was the golf. She was the twelve golf.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 1: And fortunately everything I make somehow ends up being golf.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 1: But but yes, and we have to talk about Boston.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 1: Robb Boston Robb representing Boston.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 5: If you want to tell me that Boston Rob was
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 5: gonna show up on another reality show, I would have
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 5: told you you scare rock.
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 1: But you gotta see Boston Rob and the Pentatonics.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 2: What energy you could tell?
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 1: I love Boston Rob because he can find a camera
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: in two seconds behind him and he spikes it and
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: he finds it. But speaking of Boston Rob, we have
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: to talk about the immunity idol, which is the leaders so.
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 2: We have, and Boston Rob found it so quickly. He
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: was the only one really thinking that there could be
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: an immunity idol.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 12: He didn't tell anyone.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: Can I be honest?
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 5: And I don't want to talk mess about Boston Robb.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 5: We went to dinner, We went to Spago. He was
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 5: looking for unity idols.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: His brain has been warped.
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 5: Be present with us here, my friend, this time idle everywhere, okay,
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 5: And you can't get out of your dinner.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: You can't get out of this dinner. Isn't a mission.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: This dinner isn't a reward.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 1: With me, I'm paying.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna get points. This isn't gonna help you
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 3: in the next challenge. The next challenge is us hanging out.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, but this immunity idol, My god, my god.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: When you get sorry, no, no, no, of course, when
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 3: you get the leader hosted, I mean we have to
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 3: talk about no. No, It's just like those meetings. It's
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 3: just like those twelve minute meetings.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: You have to we have to talk at the same time.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: A PA this morning is quick, who can make the
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 1: best Christmas Martini? And then Boston Rob left the bar
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: area right we were all like, you gotta make like
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: a Shirley temple with a mistletoe in it with a
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: little one of my favorite martini, Christmas Martini.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: And then but that's crazy.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 5: He brought me He said, I think I found the
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 5: Christmas Martini immunity idol.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: And it was Chris Martin from colds Play.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: He has Chris Martin from Cold Blay when he got
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 3: stuck in the Pit of Doom. I was so sad.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 2: For real. He was so kind about it. He was
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 2: kind of like, oh, okay, remember when he was talking.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: He was very nice. But but him trying to talk
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: to Jody Sweeten, it literally it felt like a dog
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: in an air conditioner trying to have a conversation.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: It just wasn't happening, It wasn't clicking. She was all,
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 3: you got it, dude, and he was all, are you Josh?
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 8: You know question?
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: She only says her sister on the show's catchphrase, I
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 3: What you're talking about. She says, you gotta dude. She
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 3: says the twins, they're two twins. She says, you got
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 3: two twins, both named Jody Sweeten and they're religious too. No,
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: but but you know what, I've always wanted to ask,
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, what on earth does viva livita mean? What
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 3: on does they live? The light?
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: Life's right there?
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 3: Then why not say that?
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 12: Because he is in a different language.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: He is saying that in a different language, is still saying,
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just like.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 12: How am I supposed to know?
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: I know, don't get emotional.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm getting emotions. I'm sorry.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking now.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about a comfort cupcake, and it's only making
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: it all total. I'll describe it to us, may god,
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Oh I'm sorry, I got something in
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 3: my throat. So it's a gingerbread short bread cupcake. No,
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 3: it's this big, Oh it's big. It's got a little
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 3: roughly paper around the side to hold it, and on
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 3: the top is the tiniest little gingerbread man you've ever seen.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 3: Does that make you feel better? It makes me feel
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 3: so much better. And he's sitting in the Sprinkles cupcake
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: atm at the Glendelle Marcana and you putting in the
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 3: button and you're putting your credit card and he comes
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 3: out and he plops right there in the little window
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 3: and you take it up and you open it and
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 3: you hold it in your hands and for a second,
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 3: everything's okay.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: This is how her father taught her to cope with things.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 3: And I will whatever you need to feel about.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 2: It, and I will say this was every day on set.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: I mean it was everything because it's tense.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 3: Everything's tense.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 1: I mean airlifting people out to go to an avalanche,
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: come back, and then the last Victoria dressers are fighting.
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 2: For the spot while I mean, and they were fighting.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: For the spot or just kind of stuck around. She
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 3: we didn't we we shoot her for that one episode
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 3: and she stuck around. She was like, I want to
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 3: hang out.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 1: For one day.
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 2: But she was so nice. I thought she was so kind.
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 5: Well, she had in her rider that nobody could ask
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 5: her to leave and we thought that was just because
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 5: she didn't want to feel rushed on the day.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: Turns out she is a bit of.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: A squatter, A bit of a squatter. Squat. What's you guys?
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 1: Favor challenge?
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 12: Can we talk about decorating presence day? Decorating presents?
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 1: Decorating Presence Day.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 5: It's really fun because they have to use one roll
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 5: of wrapping paper to wrap whatever they've been given, and
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 5: we gave them a lots lots of things.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was less about how well you wrap and
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: more about how big you can wrap. Oh yeah, And
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: it was very exciting to see kind of the ingenious
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: ways they would come up with wrapping very large, heavy things.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: I loved how Boston Rob had wrapped that golf cart.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 2: And he was he was all bostoning out. He was like,
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: how am I gonna do this?
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 1: I love golf.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 3: I love when Tina from New Jersey wrapped that plutonium
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 3: ion rod g That was fun. And she had to
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 3: add the added challenge of not letting it your glow
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 3: outside of the present. She had to find like a
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 3: titanium paper and quickly just.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: A big shout out, Tina, we know that you've melted,
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 2: love you melted, and if you.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 3: Need anything, please don't be afraid to reach out. Really
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 3: singing at Tina's funeral, Yeah, that's so slick. That's that
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that song got a bridge. That's so funny.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 12: It's crazy that I don't know that that was the
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 12: part of the first line, was the bridge.
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 5: I also wanted to give a special shout out to
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 5: Marlon from Orlando, who had to wrap the concept of
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 5: self loathing, which was so great.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 1: And you really got to meet Marlowe when you saw
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 1: how Marlin, you really got to meet Marlin.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 3: Sorry, you're gonna make his present bigger. He's gonna be
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be hating himself after that.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 1: I bet he hates himself more.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 23: Well, he just said you really get to know and
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 23: then you said the wrong name. Oh he's finding it
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 23: as he does.
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 3: You know my favorite challenge, gotta say it was when
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 3: we gave every contestant a Rockefeller Center tree and they
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: had to find their way to decorate it. No ladder, ladders,
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 3: no ladders, that's cheating. Climate climb climb, climb, climb, loved
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: when we all stood there with our little bullhorns shouting
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 3: climb climb, climb, climb climb. Oh, that was some of
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 3: the funniest things I've ever seen.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: That was awesome.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really fun.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 5: And this is really that challenge is when we revealed
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 5: who the naughty elf was, who was there to sabotage.
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't want this and said let's.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 1: Throw one in.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 2: And the elf was Jim Rash.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 5: Jim Community and everybody by the anchor, Award winning screenwriter
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 5: Jim Rash and the dean from Community.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 2: He was amazing. Honk, talk my horn, but talk your horn.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 1: We we That was the first episode of Netflix television
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 1: where it's entirely shot on drones on Apple Store, and
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: it's so innovative it's.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 2: Going to go down to history. It might be the
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 2: only one.
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hope it's the only I would love to
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 3: be the first and only of something.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: I hope someone sees and says, I.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: Don't want to do that.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: If you're the only one, it means you did it right.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, everyone said you did it so good. We never
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 1: have to do that, do it again.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 3: And we needed those drones because we otherwise never would
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 3: have found out that Victoria was hiding in one of
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 3: the branches.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 12: Yes, she was a girl.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 3: She really made it a home, little little stringline, little bipistry.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 3: I love that, Sep.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 1: I love the challenge where we gave each contestant a
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 1: missus Claus and we watched how they treated her.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 12: That was reship.
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 3: Decorating wife with love, compliments, love, what duration. It's the
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 3: ultimate wife that is decorating to.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 5: Me, it's really beautiful. I think we should also let
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 5: everybody know that. You know, it's very clear and easy
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 5: to to stand with. The show is and you get
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 5: to love it when you see it. But there's also
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 5: a voting element, so you need to be watching very
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 5: closely because you get to pick the winner. Style the
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 5: ultimate decorator.
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 3: We're bringing that back. We are bringing that back. How
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 3: are we going to do that?
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my, We've set up a WhatsApp, We've set up
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 2: a What's Up account and you can tell are you
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 2: always are using mine? So we're gonna use myp because
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 2: you know, you don't really know anybody international, so you
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 2: never really use it.
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 13: Well.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: I have that one producer I worked with in Logos.
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 1: Nigeria for this album I was doing. That involves some.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 2: Interesting drums and and so so that's why I had it.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 1: And then now it's pretty empty.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: We cannot figure out how to set up a new WhatsApp,
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: so we just are using She.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 1: Just raised her hand and we said, okay, the meeting's up.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 1: It's been twelve minutes.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 12: Use he said, it's on my phone. It's next to
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 12: my flappy bird.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 3: Why you know what, Why create a new WhatsApp when
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 3: you already have one that's wasteful. It's storing up space
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 3: on the servers. I think, I just I'm so fed
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 3: up with all the waist, all the waist. It's a
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 3: black and white cubcake with.
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 30: Little oreos, little areos, little oreos, and it's sitting in
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 30: the sprinkles at m at the Dallas Fort Worth Airport
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 30: and I'm pushing a little button and I'm putting in
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 30: my credit card and it's falling in the little slat
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 30: and I'm taking a bite and it's a little stale.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 3: But that's kind of how you like it.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it feels like she likes vending machines for them,
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 1: because it's always about the vending machine.
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm just painting the picture of beating the picture.
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 2: I like it. I like it well, this has been
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 2: a hoot and a half absolute hank and a pink uh.
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 2: Please guys tune in to Netflix's Decorating Something very soon.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Is there any final thoughts you want to give the
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: people to convince them to listen in.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 3: I think, you know, we've been talking about a lot
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: of different elements of the show, but I think it
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 3: would not be a Netflix is Doing Something episode if
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 3: we didn't give a final rundown of all the rules.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yes, and will end it on.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 1: What they whim Yes, yes, because that's always crazy.
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. So. Forty eight contestants, each from a
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 2: state that the antiguous Continental US, excluding Alaska and.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: Hawaii, but they are on Zoom as part of the
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 3: ten bonus round with the Pentatonics and their managers, very funny, very.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 12: Chilly agents and Manatonics.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 2: Every week they have a challenge.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 5: They have to complete challenges from decorating cookies to decorating
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 5: wrapping presents.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: And we went over how many different things you can decorate.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: But the only thing they're not decorating is five star generals.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 5: And war correct that the station they're given in the
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 5: airplane hangar in the woods is their home.
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 1: That they must build off throughout the entire challenge.
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 2: And we burn the home down if they get eliminated. Exactly,
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 2: there's running out of time.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 1: We got to go twice as saying get eliminated, it
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 1: will be in the Temple of Doom, and the Temple
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 1: of doomas quicksand snakes and something else.
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, Tony Sweden, and then the mistletoe round if something happens.
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 3: But but also you're kissing and your tonguing and you
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 3: can eliminate someone by tons.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 2: There's a Dear week where the camera crew has to
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 2: cook and decorate for them and they become the camera.
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 2: There's an immunity the idol in Boston, rob.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 3: We'll find it.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 1: Dang Jong ding Dong. It's Happy Honda Days. Each one
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 1: of them gets behind a car and they have to
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 1: find the ultimate candy cane in a car.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 3: Ding Dong ding Dong. It's a Nissan's Taco Bell week.
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 3: Each of them have to eat it Cordida's crunch and
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 3: decorate it.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 2: I will say they eat a Gordida crunch was fun?
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 1: Now Jong ding Dong? Is that an angel at the
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 1: top of the tree or adele? You have to decide
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 1: Ding Dong ding Dong.
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 5: It's Cliff Bars Honey Lantra week and they have to
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 5: run a car with their own energy instead of gasoline.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 2: Ding Dong, ding Dong. It's Victoria Justice is Still Here week.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 2: We try to convince you to decorate her away from
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 2: the show, but watch out because Jim Rash is the
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 2: naughty elf and he might mess you up.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 12: And Chris Martin is the immunity idle man.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 3: Ding Dong, ding Dong, ding dong. Time to vote on
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: your phones. Send in your votes to What'sapp before the
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 3: Jesuits on a jeep week, drive back your jeep up jeep,
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 3: drive up at your jeep because Timothy shallow May is
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 3: hiding in a shrub and you gotta look like him
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 3: to win.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 1: But if you run him over in your sleigh on
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 1: the four o five.
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 2: You win. Write this down at Lindy Underscore. PLoP is
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 2: the WhatsApp, so write that down and the number is
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: you have an international number for WhatsApp two, which is
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: one four oh four two five six, one forty four
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 2: forty four.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 5: It's one of those numbers that turns into two number
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 5: sets at the end, so confusic.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 3: It's to text your but your choice for the winner,
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 3: you have to write something that is at least two
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 3: thousand characters, cannot be less at least and we are
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 3: only accepting votes in essay form. What do a win?
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 1: You say, a lifetime supply of Sephora eyeshadow, just the saphora.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 12: Biggest decorating you can.
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 2: Do your eyes and a duet with me on my
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: newest But if you'll have to make it to the
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 2: final two to face the avalanche, Ski week is ski season,
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: it's avalanche. You're gonna avalanche for your life to see
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 2: if you can survive to become the ultimate decorator.
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 1: The last five minutes of every episode we call You'll
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 1: tie time, which is we tied the cameras upside down, right, And.
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 2: The first five minutes we call murder time. One of
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 2: the people was murdered last night, and you have to
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 2: figure out which contestant actually did the murdering. Nobody was
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 2: actually murdered. It's just fun and games.
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 3: Been in eighteen to nineteen is cheese minute. That minute
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 3: I have to put cheese on whatever you're decorating, and
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 3: it's gonna make sense or else. Cheese minute.
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 12: Clay again and he is singing the whole time.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 3: Coins for coins for coins.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's safe to say this something for everyone,
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 5: So tune in.
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 2: The post show is coming. The breakdown where we at
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 2: every forty eight fifty eight I guess contestant to sit
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 2: down in a room and talk about how.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 3: They face and we also get the governor of whatever
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 3: state they represent in with them so that they can.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 2: Hang out and give them a key to give the key.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 3: Key the key competing for keys not to the city
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 3: but to the new houses.
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 1: Make sure this is a call to action. If you're
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 1: watching Netflix, is decorating something at home and it snows,
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 1: post a picture and you could join the competition.
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 3: Come we'll find it.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: Don't send it to us.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 3: You disqualify only if it's knowing the.
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 2: Caption needs to be watching and find you. We love
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: you guys, Christmas, Merry Christmas, and keep decorating something.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 5: This has been artist and artists and artists and artist
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 5: answering the question. Now that's when I call it showbiz.
• 2:21:49
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• 2:22:00
  Speaker 2: I'm taking a break.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised
• 2:22:05
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• 2:22:18
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Christmas.
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 3: That's right. This week we have a very special reunion
• 2:22:26
  Speaker 3: panel of a Christmas movie you know and love.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 5: Arthur Rankin Junior and Jules Bass created some of the
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 5: most beloved Christmas films of all time, including Rudolph the
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 5: Red Nose Reindeer, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, and
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 5: nineteen seventy three's The Christmas Crab.
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 2: And nothing captures the childhood imagination quite like claymmation. And
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 2: we gathered some of the people that help bring Christmas
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 2: Crab to life. So let's get ho ho ho, and
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 2: let's go Happy Holidays.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 3: My name is a Betty do Boop, and I played
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 3: Donny that Christmas Crab.
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 33: I tell you man, it's great to see you here, Betty.
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 33: It's great to see your Betty, great to see everyone here.
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 33: My name is George philbo and I was the head
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 33: stop motion animator on The Christmas Crab, also a screenwriter,
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 33: and I helped write the film.
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 2: Good to talk, y'all, uh it is. I good to
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 2: see you all back here. It is a Heinz Klein.
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 2: I was his e leadclamation artist on is it Christmas Crab?
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 2: Christmas Crab? We're talking about the Christmas Crab today? Yeah, yeah,
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 2: that is what I said.
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I heard.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's so, I thought you were asking me a question.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 1: I'm Paul Tayfer.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 5: I did it.
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 1: Was the lead audio engineer for Christmas Crap.
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 3: And let's just say right off the bat, this was
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 3: lluite the film, and I think it really I'm so
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 3: happy to see that we all dressed up for Christmas.
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 3: Just a bunch of Christmas heads in this house.
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 33: If you can't see it, because I know this is
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 33: an audio medium, which I think we're all used to that.
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 14: I always loved Betty's laugh. I've always loved it. I've
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 14: always we're wearing a bunch of outfitts to celebrate the holiday.
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 14: I remember when I was working for Artie and Jewels, uh,
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 14: ranking in Bass, I remember we used to always wear
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 14: Christmas outfits all year round. It was mandatory.
• 2:24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing I love more than Christmas.
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 3: Paul, I've I've gotta say I've been holding onto this
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 3: since nineteen seventy three. I don't know if I believe you.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 1: No, I love Christmas so much. What I don't love
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 1: is working.
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 2: Paul's always been a bit of a naughty elf.
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a naughty elf. How long will we be here?
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 12: Paul, You're hilarious, funny, You're very funny.
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love Christmas in Austria. We have very good,
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 2: good Christmas every year. And that's why I go back
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 2: every once in a while to Paul's smoking in here.
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't know we could smoke in here.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys. Ever since the seventies, I can't stop.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 1: I can't stop with a cinnamon stick.
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 2: Fall fifty is fifty is a smoking wow. I was
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 2: pretty on bar for most hardcore smokers. So yeah, let's talk.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: Let us talk about it. The Christmas Crab. Yeah, I
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 2: love The Christmas Crab. But for me, it was one
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 2: of my first films to head as a claimation. I
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 2: was in charge of, you know, designing and helping move
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 2: all the pieces back and force and over and over
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 2: again to develop the Christmas Crab story. My name is
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 2: Heines Klein.
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 1: Heines.
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 2: It's so funny to see heines again, because we came
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 2: up with this idea together. Yeah. Yeah, I wrote the script.
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 33: I had a funny little run in with this nasty
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 33: crab on the beach and I was there with my
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 33: girlfriend at the time, and we had a whole situation.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 2: I was one of my sweater because I was coming
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 2: from work and was down in Venice before Venice was Venice,
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 2: you know, I was in Venice before they took it over. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: before they took me.
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 3: Who took it over?
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 14: You know, the ones who ruined it. I was down
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 14: in Venice and the crab got into my sweatshirt. And
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 14: I remember I came back from swimming in the ocean
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 14: and I went to go put on the sweater in
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 14: there was a crab in there, and and I went
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 14: to class and I said, hey, Klaus, we got we
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 14: got to try this.
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember because I was on the beach too.
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 2: It was a lovely family holiday. We went down to
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 2: the beach with you and your your wife at the
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 2: time at the time. Yeah, And I saw it as
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 2: a crab, and you will freak out. You go like, oh,
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 2: it's a crab inside, you know. So then then you go,
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: we have to turn this into a movie and let's
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 2: do a little plot real quick.
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe better you.
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 3: Can tell your voice what a gift that. I am
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 3: so glad that you got attacked by that little crab
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 3: that faithful day, because this was such a gift. Boop
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 3: Betty doo boop that's my name, dobit bear it out.
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 3: And it was such a gift to sober actor like
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 3: myself because I had been auditioning for they were putting
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 3: across my desk, so to speak, breakdowns for Sexy Lady cartoon,
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 3: a Sexy Dame cartoon, and Sexy Broad cartoon, and I
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 3: just didn't have the voice for it. I didn't have
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 3: the voice for it. But when my agent sent me
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 3: a Christmas Crab, he said, Dottie, this is your last shot.
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 3: If you don't bug this, I'm dropping.
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like a Christmas crab when you talk,
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 1: And boy, oh boy, I don't think I could play
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 1: anything else, And it turns out I didn't.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 2: When you came in and read for the Christmas Crab,
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 2: I saw it like, oh, Jesu is a crab, you know,
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 2: like Zes is a crab. Like we found it, you know.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so glad that I'm glad that you had
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 3: that inspiration. Well, I mean, of course, and of course
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 3: a Christmas Crab is story to go over the plot
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 3: of a little crab who gets stuck in Santa Claus's
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 3: little coat.
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 2: And he travels around the world delivering presents and he's oh,
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 2: can't tanker as well?
• 2:29:16
  Speaker 3: And the crab is also there, that crab, you guys.
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 3: That's why it's called the Christmas Crash because Christmas the
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 3: crab was along the ride for the journey.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah, he learns a little bit about the meaning of Christmas.
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 14: And I remember do you remember that line where you
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 14: talked about Santa Claus and then the you did the
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 14: clause Can.
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 1: You do that line?
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 3: I remember that line?
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 1: It was a song.
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 2: Oh would you mind singing it?
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 3: Of course? It was your sata And I'm the class.
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 1: Can I say when we first had Betty come in
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 1: to get her levels, when we started laying down there because.
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 12: You have adjusted the audio engineer, Yeah.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 3: When it's great to have you here. I'm sure one of.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 2: Many audio engineers because usually you don't use a lot.
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 2: Really great to see your ball.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 3: Well you're the last surviving audio and yeah this movie.
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, when Betty came into the UH. When Betty
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 1: came into the studio, I looked at my associate at
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 1: the time, Junior, and I said, buckle up, we got
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 1: a new kid in town. I said, this is this
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 1: kid seems green.
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 3: In my voice. No, don't take that gentle razsing. I'll
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 3: take that gentle razzing because I love a ras. Where
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 3: was I going with this when I'm saying that you oh, yes,
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 3: of my in my voiceover classes. Because I took some
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 3: voiceover classes in preparation for this, they used to call
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 3: me Peaky the boop because all my audio levels were
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 3: piking all day long, and so I'm sure it was
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 3: a nightmare for you.
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 1: But we got We worked really well together, Betty and Uh.
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: We got in and out, which is the opposite of
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 2: buildings acclamation, you know, because the voiceover you'll do it
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 2: right at the end. You know, everything's built. A lot
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 2: of the time you do a temp one. You know,
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 2: you do the temp audio and send Vonce's done and
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 2: it's polished.
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 14: You go back and do Betty, how long just let's
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 14: compare the processes. How long did you do you remember
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 14: recording the voiceover for the Christmas crap?
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 3: Oh? I think it took about two three hours, so
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 3: a long, long, long, long time.
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 4: And Klaus, do you remember how long it took to
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 4: make the claimations.
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 2: In It was about fifteen years. Yes, that's correct, fifteen years.
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 1: What about me the audio engineer?
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 2: You should answer, that's ask the question.
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 3: I want you to the care studio for about two
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 3: to three hours, so I'm guessing you. Oh there were
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 3: multiple characters, yes, okay, and two weeks six hours.
• 2:32:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, so about twice the amount of time maybe just
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 4: listening you.
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 3: You didn't really adjust.
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 2: At all, okay, but engineer.
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 14: Much so that that fateful picnic on the beach actually
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 14: ended up happening in nineteen fifty eight.
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, because then you went to walls. You went to Korea.
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 14: I went to Korea, and I was in Korea, and
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 14: I swear to God, the only thing keeping me alive
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 14: was coming home to seeing the progress of Christmas crap.
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about it. I should show you my
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 2: diaries from that time. They are so vivid, and I
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: remember I was gone for three years. I went a
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 2: wall and I went missing, and I was a pow
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: and whatever.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 4: This isn't why we're here. We don't have to talk
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 3: But and I'd rather you didn't.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know that you you don't believe me.
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 3: I don't believe you.
• 2:33:09
  Speaker 14: I don't want to bring that up. This is good,
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 14: it's nice seeing you for the first time in forty years.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 3: But and I and it would be nicer if you
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 3: didn't bring up your bogus pow story.
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you don't believe me about that.
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 3: It doesn't add up. I've read about the Korean War
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 3: and the facilities that they put those soldiers in, and
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 3: the and the walls you're describing, they aren't the color.
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 14: It's so hard to hear the color. It's so hard
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 14: to hear the Christmas crab herself be so mean to
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 14: me about my journey.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 3: Really, when you adduct of your work itself sort of
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 3: coming back to bite you a real art attacking the artist,
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 3: it must be pretty.
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 2: Much like a cop, you know. But I was gone
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 2: for three years.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 1: I came back.
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 14: You had the first four and a half minutes ready,
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 14: and I remember seeing it, and I remember being own away. Yeah,
• 2:34:01
  Speaker 14: you are such a workhorse.
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, every day for about twelve to fifteen hours,
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm just sitting there in my little garage
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 2: and I am just just a little bit and just
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 2: oop and then I take a picture and then just
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 2: move a little bit in yards and I go, I
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 2: pinch a crab. Time to pinch, and I pinch and
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 2: then you know you've got to build it so slowly
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 2: because our script was what you know, fifteen sixteen pages
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 2: that each page takes about a year.
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 3: And let me ask you something, HINZ, did you go insane? Oh?
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, seven experience when I went absolutely insane. You know,
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 2: when you're making a movie and not really getting paid
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 2: for fifteen years, that'll make you go insane.
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 4: Right because you get paid on the product, paid.
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 2: On the product once it's delivered from per minute, yeah,
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 2: per minute. So yeah, So there was a couple of
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 2: years when I went insane. I would say fifty five
• 2:34:58
  Speaker 2: to fifty seven. I've I was insane. I was insanity.
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 2: I was very happy that not all of you saw me,
• 2:35:05
  Speaker 2: because you saw me when I was saying just one time,
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 2: you know, I.
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 4: Saw you one time. I'll never forget it.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 2: I have really long hair. I was screaming, screaming, screaming.
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 4: Like god, go you got and what was crazy is
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 4: you were screaming at the figures.
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I was going go faster, you need to move faster.
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 2: My home started screaming in German. Yeah, so so yeah,
• 2:35:32
  Speaker 2: very very stressful, but all in all Christmas classic. So
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 2: I was very happy.
• 2:35:37
  Speaker 14: Yeah, and ranking a bass. Were they jumping around different projects?
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 14: Because for me, you know, I was the head of
• 2:35:43
  Speaker 14: Christmas Crab and so I didn't have to worry about that.
• 2:35:46
  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I was working on three or four other
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 2: projects at the same time, you know, So I would
• 2:35:51
  Speaker 2: move the crab, take a picture, moves the goat for
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 2: good revenge, take a picture, go over you know, moves
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 2: revenge Paul. Yeah, for an hour or two, that was
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 2: the whole thing.
• 2:36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you brought me in for the Goat ad R.
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 1: I think we have a clip of that of Goat revengea.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 2: This Goat Here's Causing album.
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 1: And that's the you worked on.
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:36:25
  Speaker 1: I got in at about three pm, was out by five.
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 4: Goat ad R. I wanted to ask you about that.
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 2: So did the Goat loop over itself?
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 1: You don't have to do it and the previously done.
• 2:36:37
  Speaker 3: So it was early in my career. Brought the Goat
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 3: into the studio and you said, do what you did
• 2:36:45
  Speaker 3: in the and was he good at it?
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 8: Well we did back.
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 1: Then was we had the goat in studio, and what
• 2:37:01
  Speaker 1: we didn't realize was it was hard to get a
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 1: goat in the studio. So the goat was just going rancid.
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 1: It was, it was going off, So it was stinky,
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 1: workable conditions. When we first brought the coat in.
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 11: Sweats and.
• 2:37:26
  Speaker 1: Me and my colleague we looked at each other and
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 1: we said, I said, Junior, let's just roll.
• 2:37:31
  Speaker 2: And we rolled.
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 1: And then at some point we got to ransom to
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 1: see and we had to get him out of there.
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 1: And then a week later we realized we didn't get
• 2:37:40
  Speaker 1: sufficient stuff. We had to bring him into loop on
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 1: top of what he missed during the rancid time.
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 4: Brought him back.
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 1: We brought him back in and we left him in
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 1: the parking lot. Brought a mic out. At the time,
• 2:37:54
  Speaker 1: Mike's were this big.
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 2: The audio listeners.
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 3: For the audio.
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 1: Listeners, I'm hold my hand like a like I'd say,
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 1: like a snow globe.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 3: So that's a snow globe.
• 2:38:08
  Speaker 34: I can tell you a swollen snow I would say,
• 2:38:12
  Speaker 34: after my wife's lasagna, what swollen a snow glove?
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 2: After the snow grove, ate your wife's lasagna.
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 3: This is not helpful to the listeners. As a voice
• 2:38:26
  Speaker 3: of the actor, I will say the most important part
• 2:38:29
  Speaker 3: of your job is communicating something to the listener. Wow, bitty,
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 3: and I don't think you're doing that.
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 1: You're right, And it's as an audio engineer. I'm a
• 2:38:40
  Speaker 1: visual guy.
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 3: Oh so you visualize the levels of the audio.
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta see the levels. I can't hear for
• 2:38:49
  Speaker 1: shit sometimes.
• 2:38:50
  Speaker 2: Speaking speaking of the levels, I wanted to bring up
• 2:38:53
  Speaker 2: our one of our favorite performers in that special there.
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 4: It is Santa Claus.
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 2: Uh you scene partner, the imcomparable Burrel Eves Burrel. But
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 2: I mean he is Mister Christmas to so many people.
• 2:39:10
  Speaker 2: It was amazing to have him involved in this project.
• 2:39:13
  Speaker 2: Really really, Oh we missed Burl every day. Do you
• 2:39:17
  Speaker 2: guys have any stories. There's a lot of barrel heads
• 2:39:19
  Speaker 2: out there. Any stories? Oh yeah, I forgot to tell
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 2: a couple of birth stares.
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 4: You know, remember him, keep him alive, give him alive.
• 2:39:27
  Speaker 3: Oh well, well, I'll I could go first if you want. Well,
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 3: Burrel was my idol.
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 17: As a big Christmas head. I of course became a
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 17: big Burrel head. Because of the amount of times he
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 17: played Santa Claus.
• 2:39:43
  Speaker 3: It touched my heart.
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 17: And as a little girl, I would write letters to
• 2:39:48
  Speaker 17: Burrel instead of Santa Claus because in my mind he
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 17: was Santa. And I didn't get what I wanted because
• 2:39:55
  Speaker 17: I was sending them to a real man, and so
• 2:39:57
  Speaker 17: that broke me for a while.
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 3: I was off Christmas the years, I don't know.
• 2:40:01
  Speaker 2: So you would write, You would write, dear Burrow, I'd
• 2:40:03
  Speaker 2: like a Barbie doll.
• 2:40:05
  Speaker 17: Yes, And then I found his real address and I
• 2:40:07
  Speaker 17: would send it to him. So my my parents had
• 2:40:09
  Speaker 17: no idea. Santa Claus himself sure had no idea, And
• 2:40:13
  Speaker 17: so I didn't get what I wanted on Christmas morning,
• 2:40:16
  Speaker 17: and it broke my heart. And so I did confront
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 17: him when we when we A strategy was that when
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 17: you were off, when.
• 2:40:24
  Speaker 3: I was off, when I was off Christmas. Oh, I
• 2:40:27
  Speaker 3: was a kid. So that's got to be nineteen fifty
• 2:40:31
  Speaker 3: and nineteen fifty.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 12: Four, actually, just about the time you were in his
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 12: a pow camp.
• 2:40:37
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 3: No, well you mean the time he was stealing valor.
• 2:40:44
  Speaker 4: Why did you bring that up?
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 2: I just meets a connection. I'm so sorry.
• 2:40:50
  Speaker 3: The architecture is inconsistent. If you know anything about the
• 2:40:54
  Speaker 3: Korean War, what's weird to be.
• 2:40:56
  Speaker 18: About the architecture, because I think it could be about well,
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 18: she's referring to these grainy photos that one of the
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 18: enemies got of me, and she focuses I mean, they
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 18: were my friends, they were I was a prisoner, and
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 18: she took photos, you know, it took photos and they
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 18: said this is is this your soldier?
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 4: And they sent it back to the you know, the
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 4: the army, and they did come and get me eventually.
• 2:41:21
  Speaker 3: What can I say?
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I was a soldier at war and I
• 2:41:26
  Speaker 1: looked down at my fellow soldier and he was doodling
• 2:41:30
  Speaker 1: about a Christmas crab, I would have thought you were
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 1: fucking nuts. And look at what you've created.
• 2:41:38
  Speaker 14: All due respect Ball, you wouldn't be alive long enough
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 14: been a war to see anyone draw anything.
• 2:41:44
  Speaker 1: I think I could. An audio engineer can survive war.
• 2:41:49
  Speaker 1: I've survived so many rancid vibes.
• 2:41:52
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen you survive missing lunch.
• 2:41:57
  Speaker 17: You know, this is really bringing me back because I
• 2:42:00
  Speaker 17: forgot how much tension there was, and.
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 14: I'm trying to come back and we're talking Christmas and
• 2:42:07
  Speaker 14: I didn't mean to bring this up, but the Korean
• 2:42:08
  Speaker 14: War thing was brought up.
• 2:42:09
  Speaker 3: Pines, of course, And it brings me no pleasure to
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 3: call out the elephant in the room, which is you
• 2:42:16
  Speaker 3: making up a fake story about being a pow. You
• 2:42:20
  Speaker 3: don't have to, And it gives me no pleasure to
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 3: do that, because what I want to do is talk
• 2:42:24
  Speaker 3: about Christmas. And what I want to do is talk
• 2:42:26
  Speaker 3: about Burrell. We gotta keep his burw we gotta keep
• 2:42:31
  Speaker 3: his memory alive.
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 2: Do you have any memories? But yeah, working with Burrow
• 2:42:36
  Speaker 2: is really fun. I remember smell.
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 14: He always smelled like banana bread. And I remember on
• 2:42:42
  Speaker 14: the last day we got him a big loaf of
• 2:42:44
  Speaker 14: banana bread.
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 4: He smell like this.
• 2:42:50
  Speaker 14: I was really you know, we got really close. We
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 14: we spent a lot of time at the Smokehouse over
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 14: on a bar from Boulevard in Burbank.
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 3: Wow, we left the Smokehouse.
• 2:43:04
  Speaker 4: I had a couple.
• 2:43:05
  Speaker 1: We love the smoke house, right, we love the smoke
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but anybody who's worked
• 2:43:10
  Speaker 1: on Christmas crap loves the Smokehouse.
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 2: We love sitting in there in that dingy old little
• 2:43:16
  Speaker 2: place and listening to the music and eating rolls Garlic rolls.
• 2:43:20
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Bethany Saunders, owner of the Smokehouse. She
• 2:43:25
  Speaker 1: hung a Christmas crab poster that we all signed, Yeah
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 1: we did.
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 4: I think it's still in there, actually.
• 2:43:30
  Speaker 1: Lesbie, it was an honor to sign as the audio went.
• 2:43:33
  Speaker 4: In there for a lunch alon last week and I
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 4: saw it in there.
• 2:43:37
  Speaker 2: Bell is a great guy. You know, me and my
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 2: wife actually did some you know it's sexually stuff, was
• 2:43:41
  Speaker 2: him one time? Oh okay, twenty twenty one. You did
• 2:43:54
  Speaker 2: it this year? Yeah, right before I passed, Right before
• 2:43:58
  Speaker 2: I passed?
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 3: What in before? He went?
• 2:44:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, me and my wife, you know, it's struggling.
• 2:44:04
  Speaker 2: We go, what do we do? You know, what are
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 2: we gonna do? What are we gonna do here? What
• 2:44:08
  Speaker 2: we're fighting? What are we goin to do? And Jim
• 2:44:11
  Speaker 2: Burl comes and he goes, you know how he talks
• 2:44:13
  Speaker 2: like who can do his talk? Who can do his talk?
• 2:44:16
  Speaker 1: He's the guy that thinks, have a holy job.
• 2:44:19
  Speaker 2: That's what he sounds like. He's like, we slip together.
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Burlie, are you mad? You're mad?
• 2:44:28
  Speaker 2: But said my wife was like maybe, and then I thought,
• 2:44:31
  Speaker 2: you know, maybe it's twenty twenty one. Let's try. I
• 2:44:34
  Speaker 2: good die.
• 2:44:35
  Speaker 12: So we did very recent well, you know, listen, I
• 2:44:39
  Speaker 12: hate I hate to tell you bro broke past years
• 2:44:42
  Speaker 12: and years ago.
• 2:44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate him.
• 2:44:45
  Speaker 17: What I think you were you were having relations with
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 17: an impostor Burrow and it's happened before.
• 2:44:52
  Speaker 2: No, there's a fake Burl out there.
• 2:44:55
  Speaker 4: I did want to talk about this. I didn't want
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 4: to talk.
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 3: About in personally Burrell. And you know what, I think
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 3: he was the one who was ignoring by Christmas letters.
• 2:45:05
  Speaker 2: So he's been impersonating him since fifty fifteen. I choose
• 2:45:09
  Speaker 2: to believe that because this man looked so much like
• 2:45:12
  Speaker 2: burn K.
• 2:45:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't stop him. Yeah, the thing
• 2:45:16
  Speaker 1: that doesn't stop we.
• 2:45:18
  Speaker 14: I mean, yeah, Paul knows this. We had some security
• 2:45:20
  Speaker 14: questions we'd ask Burrel when he got in, but only
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 14: he would.
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 2: Know what did you ask?
• 2:45:24
  Speaker 1: You could grab the mic unless he passed the security tick.
• 2:45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I can't say it because I know
• 2:45:29
  Speaker 4: fake Burl is listening.
• 2:45:30
  Speaker 3: But uh, he's still alive.
• 2:45:33
  Speaker 2: Still say the questions was out the answers.
• 2:45:35
  Speaker 4: Right, Well, he's going to look for him.
• 2:45:37
  Speaker 14: What I'll say is we asked him specific pet names.
• 2:45:40
  Speaker 14: We asked him specific uh girlfriends he had. We asked
• 2:45:45
  Speaker 14: him specific sizes of certain measurements of things on his body, things.
• 2:45:49
  Speaker 1: Like that, if I could speak handily thinking his body
• 2:45:52
  Speaker 1: Burrell Burrell had freckles at the tip of his dick.
• 2:45:57
  Speaker 1: And finally, I mean, I this is Christmas. No matter what,
• 2:46:04
  Speaker 1: We'll always be able to your dick, fake Burro. And
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 1: if you don't have any freaking freckles, don't touch the mic.
• 2:46:11
  Speaker 17: So what I'd like to talk about is how much
• 2:46:16
  Speaker 17: this special touched families.
• 2:46:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love. I still get the fund mail.
• 2:46:23
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, I'm getting stopped in the mall.
• 2:46:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they never know until because I did the voice.
• 2:46:30
  Speaker 3: But sometimes if I'm if I'm ordering something at the bank,
• 2:46:34
  Speaker 3: like a check of some sort, ordering a check.
• 2:46:43
  Speaker 2: I get four checks please?
• 2:46:45
  Speaker 3: Can I get four checks? Please? And can I get
• 2:46:47
  Speaker 3: a deposit? And can I get a make it a withdrawal?
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 3: And that's when they know it's me.
• 2:46:55
  Speaker 4: You're looking at the bank in the back and.
• 2:46:59
  Speaker 3: This is one I like. It's in It's in burbank.
• 2:47:03
  Speaker 3: You will you've gotta yes, it's the Bill Burr of
• 2:47:07
  Speaker 3: banks and the Bill bur that's what they call it
• 2:47:12
  Speaker 3: because the tailers are always yelling. So yes, I do.
• 2:47:20
  Speaker 12: I do rip your pot, you know, try to withdraw
• 2:47:23
  Speaker 12: like I don't just.
• 2:47:26
  Speaker 3: Think you should.
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 17: I can't really do the voice because I can only
• 2:47:30
  Speaker 17: do this one hello, one trick pony much So I,
• 2:47:35
  Speaker 17: uh yeah, I'll withdraw. Say again, I get a withdrawal
• 2:47:38
  Speaker 17: and they know me there if they're if they're a
• 2:47:40
  Speaker 17: little older, if they.
• 2:47:41
  Speaker 3: Have kids, they'll be like are you are you betty
• 2:47:43
  Speaker 3: to boop and I'll say, oh yeah. Guilties charge and
• 2:47:46
  Speaker 3: it never gets old to sign one of those autographs.
• 2:47:49
  Speaker 3: People give me their wreaths to sign all the time.
• 2:47:54
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Can I say when you I couldn't imagine
• 2:47:58
  Speaker 1: hearing your voice when you order like a coffee or
• 2:48:02
  Speaker 1: something or through drive through? Does that throw people off?
• 2:48:06
  Speaker 17: Yeah, less so than at the bank, less so than
• 2:48:09
  Speaker 17: at the bank. But when I'm depositing money at the
• 2:48:12
  Speaker 17: drive through and I'm withdrawing the food, uh, they don't
• 2:48:16
  Speaker 17: seem to catch on as much. I think it's a
• 2:48:18
  Speaker 17: younger crowd. You know, no good teenagers working for a
• 2:48:21
  Speaker 17: minimum wage, so they don't really know as much.
• 2:48:25
  Speaker 3: But does that ever happen to you. Do you guys
• 2:48:27
  Speaker 3: ever get recognized for working behind the scenes on a Christmas.
• 2:48:31
  Speaker 2: Two people recognize me on the street. I'm very surprised
• 2:48:34
  Speaker 2: you said people recognize you for this?
• 2:48:36
  Speaker 1: Never gotten recognized.
• 2:48:38
  Speaker 4: I've done the conventions I've done.
• 2:48:40
  Speaker 2: I used to go.
• 2:48:41
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of holiday conventions.
• 2:48:43
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of this.
• 2:48:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, they're great.
• 2:48:46
  Speaker 3: They're always usually only San Diego.
• 2:48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I go to San Diego.
• 2:48:50
  Speaker 14: There's one in uh, Christmas Con Satan, Paul, Yeah, Christmas Con,
• 2:48:55
  Speaker 14: Merry Con.
• 2:48:57
  Speaker 3: I do Christmas consan the Virgin Mary or as in
• 2:49:00
  Speaker 3: Mary y. Okay, so Merry Christmas.
• 2:49:03
  Speaker 2: Christmas called Merry Conn Belcon and uh the St. Mary Con.
• 2:49:08
  Speaker 1: I don't go if you've gone to.
• 2:49:09
  Speaker 14: That one, Paul, I went with my ex wife, Okay, yeah,
• 2:49:14
  Speaker 14: I uh. I love going to the conventions and talking.
• 2:49:17
  Speaker 14: They're only usually looking to get one person from every
• 2:49:20
  Speaker 14: production to speak fun so I usually offer.
• 2:49:25
  Speaker 2: Because I've worked on a lot of productions, I'm surprised
• 2:49:27
  Speaker 2: that none of them we would invite me. You know,
• 2:49:31
  Speaker 2: you know, I can let them know. That would be great. Basically,
• 2:49:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing much, you know work, and I need
• 2:49:38
  Speaker 2: work too. Because it was paid by the minute of production.
• 2:49:41
  Speaker 2: So you know, like right now is the media is changed,
• 2:49:45
  Speaker 2: the medium has changed differently.
• 2:49:49
  Speaker 17: Yeah, what do you guys think is the biggest change
• 2:49:51
  Speaker 17: happening right now in Christmas movies?
• 2:49:53
  Speaker 2: I have to say it out loud. How about zi computer? Computer?
• 2:49:59
  Speaker 3: That's your enemy?
• 2:50:00
  Speaker 12: I hate it's a computer.
• 2:50:02
  Speaker 2: Everybody's just always on the computer because they can do
• 2:50:05
  Speaker 2: the things or anime movie on a computer. How about
• 2:50:09
  Speaker 2: a man sitting in his garage making it what's happened
• 2:50:12
  Speaker 2: is this?
• 2:50:13
  Speaker 3: And you know, some people would argue that it takes
• 2:50:17
  Speaker 3: about one fifteenth the amount of time that it takes
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 3: you to go to the garage. And what would you
• 2:50:23
  Speaker 3: say to those people?
• 2:50:25
  Speaker 2: I would say you're wrong, and you would say I
• 2:50:28
  Speaker 2: would say wrong, are all ind.
• 2:50:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, so wrong?
• 2:50:35
  Speaker 2: And that's because they don't understand that the passion lies
• 2:50:38
  Speaker 2: not in the computer, not it's behind the glass green,
• 2:50:42
  Speaker 2: but in the man building the crap. Because do you
• 2:50:46
  Speaker 2: know what they do? They just draw and then they
• 2:50:51
  Speaker 2: put it and they draw and then it's done.
• 2:50:54
  Speaker 3: The kids are always on their phones.
• 2:50:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 2:50:59
  Speaker 14: It's you know, good things cost money and a lot
• 2:51:03
  Speaker 14: of people don't care about things being good anymore as well.
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 4: I noticed, and it's a heartbreak, Paul. I'm sure you've
• 2:51:09
  Speaker 4: experienced that.
• 2:51:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, audio engineering completely changed since the fifties, right, oh god, Yeah,
• 2:51:14
  Speaker 2: especially with computers the fifties.
• 2:51:18
  Speaker 1: I'd argue our department has changed. Uh, are a lot
• 2:51:22
  Speaker 1: of department?
• 2:51:22
  Speaker 2: Well, how's it changed specifically?
• 2:51:24
  Speaker 1: I'll argue it in court.
• 2:51:25
  Speaker 17: Yeah, And I'd love to know, because I don't know
• 2:51:28
  Speaker 17: much about the technical side of audio engineering.
• 2:51:30
  Speaker 3: I'd love for you to get really in the weeds
• 2:51:32
  Speaker 3: on the specifics of that.
• 2:51:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get in the weeds with that. I'll get
• 2:51:36
  Speaker 1: in the cords with that. As we say, lots of
• 2:51:38
  Speaker 1: cords and wires.
• 2:51:42
  Speaker 2: I just as the podcast listeners still smoking a cigarette.
• 2:51:47
  Speaker 4: That's the noise you're here.
• 2:51:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, folks. I'm a child of the seventies. And
• 2:51:52
  Speaker 1: when you work in this business for so long, it's
• 2:51:55
  Speaker 1: like you develop habits that you can't break. I can't
• 2:51:59
  Speaker 1: work on a Christmas movie and not smoke a damn cigarette.
• 2:52:04
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the specifics of audio engineering.
• 2:52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I let me get to that.
• 2:52:07
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 2:52:08
  Speaker 3: I am trying to know the specifics of audio engineering,
• 2:52:12
  Speaker 3: and I think the people at home are too. I
• 2:52:14
  Speaker 3: think they're begging for it.
• 2:52:16
  Speaker 1: In a movie like this Christmas Crab, you're dealing with
• 2:52:19
  Speaker 1: gentle sounds, gentle images that are have around physique round
• 2:52:28
  Speaker 1: round like there, nothing is sharp, so the sound is round.
• 2:52:32
  Speaker 1: So you're trying not to You're trying to balance that out.
• 2:52:36
  Speaker 1: You're trying to uh serve the material, not beat the material.
• 2:52:42
  Speaker 2: Oh I can specifically, how has that changed from nineteen
• 2:52:46
  Speaker 2: fifty two?
• 2:52:47
  Speaker 3: Yess, so that has changed? And keep in mind this
• 2:52:51
  Speaker 3: is being recorded, that has changed. What do you mean
• 2:52:57
  Speaker 3: as in, choose your words carefully because many people will
• 2:53:03
  Speaker 3: listen to this set.
• 2:53:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I feel that sometimes people want to hear
• 2:53:12
  Speaker 1: from me as the audio engineer because I think I'll
• 2:53:16
  Speaker 1: call it out right now. I'll just say it. I
• 2:53:18
  Speaker 1: think you guys think I don't know what I'm doing,
• 2:53:22
  Speaker 1: and sometimes you ask me what I'm doing in acquisitory
• 2:53:27
  Speaker 1: manner like I don't know what I'm doing.
• 2:53:32
  Speaker 3: Fat, I'm sorry I feel that way.
• 2:53:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you know what you're doing it.
• 2:53:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just simply asking how the field that you know
• 2:53:39
  Speaker 2: so well has changed. Now, thank you for that.
• 2:53:42
  Speaker 1: Do you guys believe I know what I'm doing.
• 2:53:44
  Speaker 4: I have the utmost respect for you, Paul.
• 2:53:47
  Speaker 14: I think you're really talented, which is why we actually
• 2:53:49
  Speaker 14: ask you that specific question to get your expertise in
• 2:53:53
  Speaker 14: the field that we know you know a lot about.
• 2:53:56
  Speaker 1: See you said that with a weird twinkle behind your eyes.
• 2:53:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just have that, And I'm just a curious
• 2:54:03
  Speaker 3: crab who wants to know.
• 2:54:06
  Speaker 4: Watch out, watch out for this one. To be honest,
• 2:54:08
  Speaker 4: you give her.
• 2:54:09
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 2:54:10
  Speaker 1: I think Betty, you look for liars. That's why you
• 2:54:13
  Speaker 1: love working with him.
• 2:54:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love and I you George. You're the light
• 2:54:19
  Speaker 3: of my life and I think only fond things of you,
• 2:54:23
  Speaker 3: outside of, of course, the confines of US military activity.
• 2:54:28
  Speaker 3: That is a no no subject at our dinner table,
• 2:54:32
  Speaker 3: and I love our yearly dinners.
• 2:54:34
  Speaker 1: Do you have a purple heart, George?
• 2:54:36
  Speaker 4: I have a purple heart. Yeah, I have a purple heart.
• 2:54:39
  Speaker 3: For the purple hardy made of Joanne's craft. I don't
• 2:54:45
  Speaker 3: crabs a whole crab on the brain. Gosh, I've been
• 2:54:50
  Speaker 3: trying to find a rule like this for Yeah, you
• 2:54:52
  Speaker 3: have not.
• 2:54:53
  Speaker 2: Worked, right, I haven't worked you just is that one
• 2:54:56
  Speaker 2: movie Christmas crap And somehow you have money to go
• 2:54:58
  Speaker 2: to Bubeck, Well.
• 2:55:00
  Speaker 3: Money to go to Burbank. Yes, drive all the way
• 2:55:03
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 2:55:04
  Speaker 2: They let you into the bank.
• 2:55:06
  Speaker 3: It's not expensive. There are no tolls. I can go
• 2:55:09
  Speaker 3: to Burbank.
• 2:55:10
  Speaker 8: She did that.
• 2:55:11
  Speaker 14: In nineteen seventy six, you were in Battle of the
• 2:55:13
  Speaker 14: Network Stars. Remember you did Tugger Upe against mister T.
• 2:55:17
  Speaker 3: I was, yes.
• 2:55:18
  Speaker 1: And what's that game show where they're all upon a wall?
• 2:55:20
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 2:55:21
  Speaker 2: A match game? And they yeah, where Hollywood? Where Hollywood?
• 2:55:26
  Speaker 2: You did do Hollywood Square?
• 2:55:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that as a series regular ONMO.
• 2:55:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I am selling myself? Short.
• 2:55:32
  Speaker 17: I was a contestant on over one hundred game shows,
• 2:55:36
  Speaker 17: and I think I keep getting cast because I look
• 2:55:42
  Speaker 17: like a just a jolly old grandma, which I truthfully am.
• 2:55:47
  Speaker 3: But I also scream like a motherfucker when I win,
• 2:55:51
  Speaker 3: and so.
• 2:55:51
  Speaker 2: Put to bed, the kids to bed.
• 2:55:55
  Speaker 3: Best, it's my turn to say, go to bed, go
• 2:55:58
  Speaker 3: to bed.
• 2:56:00
  Speaker 1: Freckles on your balls, barrel, burrel, freckles on the dick burn.
• 2:56:09
  Speaker 3: Yes exactly. I had not to brag. But I just
• 2:56:13
  Speaker 3: shot an episode of Family Game Night and I won
• 2:56:19
  Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars.
• 2:56:23
  Speaker 1: Now that is enough, Betty to get you to burn.
• 2:56:27
  Speaker 3: I'm really, really, really good at game shows.
• 2:56:30
  Speaker 2: Wow. Cool?
• 2:56:31
  Speaker 12: Did they bring you on as the voice of Christmas Crab?
• 2:56:34
  Speaker 3: No, see, they've forgotten.
• 2:56:35
  Speaker 1: I did that.
• 2:56:36
  Speaker 3: Everyone is forgotten. I did that. I didn't start getting
• 2:56:40
  Speaker 3: cast until about the eighties on all these shows because
• 2:56:45
  Speaker 3: the public memory sort of faded of you know, who
• 2:56:48
  Speaker 3: is this Christmas Crab? I know they air it every year,
• 2:56:51
  Speaker 3: but it's it's difficult. It doesn't stick with the new generation,
• 2:56:54
  Speaker 3: which is great for me game show wise, because I'm
• 2:56:57
  Speaker 3: able to put food on the table. As you guys know.
• 2:57:00
  Speaker 17: Oh, I have sixteen kids, and so it's tough to
• 2:57:04
  Speaker 17: to maintain that stream of income. But I am working
• 2:57:08
  Speaker 17: my portuity off, going through the game.
• 2:57:10
  Speaker 1: Show circuit, working on right now?
• 2:57:13
  Speaker 3: What are you guys doing?
• 2:57:14
  Speaker 1: You're looking for work?
• 2:57:16
  Speaker 12: I'm working or looking for work?
• 2:57:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're working on?
• 2:57:20
  Speaker 2: What's that about?
• 2:57:22
  Speaker 3: You are unpleasant?
• 2:57:24
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know what that is. I don't know
• 2:57:26
  Speaker 2: how to get You've got to get on it. So
• 2:57:28
  Speaker 2: I have to get on the computer to do that.
• 2:57:33
  Speaker 2: Ever since on the computer now, I wanted to not
• 2:57:36
  Speaker 2: do that. I want to send a letter or show
• 2:57:38
  Speaker 2: up and be hello, I am here to work. Hard
• 2:57:41
  Speaker 2: for you. I'm here to work now, and I'm here
• 2:57:44
  Speaker 2: to work hard. So if you know somebody's looking for
• 2:57:48
  Speaker 2: an old man who does vintage style claymation.
• 2:57:54
  Speaker 14: I've been working on my final film, it is You're
• 2:58:00
  Speaker 14: done after this. It's autobiographical. It's a stop motion film
• 2:58:04
  Speaker 14: about my whole life. I've been working on.
• 2:58:07
  Speaker 2: It for the stop motion person.
• 2:58:09
  Speaker 4: I'm doing it, okay, yeah, yeah yeah?
• 2:58:12
  Speaker 3: And you personal ever done? Have you ever done it before?
• 2:58:15
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 2:58:16
  Speaker 4: I said in the beginning of this, I was part
• 2:58:19
  Speaker 4: of the leads.
• 2:58:20
  Speaker 3: Just seemed like Hines was really taking the reins.
• 2:58:23
  Speaker 1: We did it together.
• 2:58:25
  Speaker 12: He just disappeared for a while, but then he came.
• 2:58:27
  Speaker 3: Back together in the audience.
• 2:58:29
  Speaker 1: You know, who's your audio?
• 2:58:32
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it myself on voice notes coming out, but
• 2:58:35
  Speaker 2: it's going to come together.
• 2:58:36
  Speaker 3: And who's voicing the crab in your life story?
• 2:58:39
  Speaker 2: There's no crab? Who is a characters?
• 2:58:42
  Speaker 14: What about Well, it's about me and it's about my extensive,
• 2:58:46
  Speaker 14: extensive snack collection. I collect vintage snacks and I have
• 2:58:52
  Speaker 14: stored them. It's about an old man collecting snacks over
• 2:58:58
  Speaker 14: his whole life, and he looks at a snack and
• 2:58:59
  Speaker 14: he's us the memory he caught that snack, you know,
• 2:59:02
  Speaker 14: I like to call him catching snacks.
• 2:59:04
  Speaker 3: That's actually beautiful. Is a feature length film?
• 2:59:07
  Speaker 2: Well, we're working on it.
• 2:59:08
  Speaker 14: I've been working on it about forty five years and
• 2:59:11
  Speaker 14: it's about fifteen minutes in so hopefully, hopefully we're gonna
• 2:59:15
  Speaker 14: finish it.
• 2:59:16
  Speaker 12: This sounds a lot like that movie Land of Awen.
• 2:59:20
  Speaker 2: Oh what is that movie, Steve Corell movie? What's that?
• 2:59:23
  Speaker 35: Oh?
• 2:59:24
  Speaker 2: Welcome to, Welcome to Evan, My welcome to Welcome, Welcome
• 2:59:29
  Speaker 2: to Marwin. Yeah, like welcome Tomorrow.
• 2:59:32
  Speaker 4: It's completely different. It's completely different.
• 2:59:35
  Speaker 3: Twenty five years in. I hope it's different.
• 2:59:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really different.
• 2:59:40
  Speaker 1: Forty five years.
• 2:59:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's good. I can't complain. I have a
• 2:59:44
  Speaker 4: good life.
• 2:59:44
  Speaker 2: So about are you working on? And also how has
• 2:59:47
  Speaker 2: the industry changed from the go ahead and answer that question.
• 2:59:51
  Speaker 2: You're working on something now.
• 2:59:52
  Speaker 1: Don't ask me that like you're looking for me to
• 2:59:55
  Speaker 1: fucking flounder on the ground.
• 2:59:57
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:59:57
  Speaker 2: I just asked, like, do you have new apps that
• 3:00:00
  Speaker 2: you have to download?
• 3:00:01
  Speaker 3: On the completely different.
• 3:00:02
  Speaker 8: Now what I'm working on.
• 3:00:04
  Speaker 1: I am working on. I'm starting to do sound mixing
• 3:00:09
  Speaker 1: at dinner.
• 3:00:10
  Speaker 3: Theaters, live sound mixing at dinner theater different. So you're
• 3:00:16
  Speaker 3: mixing on knobs. That's fascinating.
• 3:00:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 3:00:19
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I haven't adapted to the times as
• 3:00:25
  Speaker 1: best as I could, and that's why I am so pissed,
• 3:00:29
  Speaker 1: and I talk like I'm pissed. I just can't get with.
• 3:00:34
  Speaker 11: All of the files.
• 3:00:37
  Speaker 1: I lose files, I misplaced files. So live stuff is
• 3:00:42
  Speaker 1: good for me because nobody wants that again.
• 3:00:44
  Speaker 3: We do it once and we're out, and then you're done.
• 3:00:47
  Speaker 4: How do you mix out the sound of the plates
• 3:00:50
  Speaker 4: and the forks?
• 3:00:51
  Speaker 1: So we don't.
• 3:00:53
  Speaker 3: We're making the states live, so.
• 3:00:56
  Speaker 4: You I can just imagine. That's pretty loud to hear.
• 3:00:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, sure, I tell my hostesses every time put
• 3:01:03
  Speaker 1: those tables back back, the tables up, at least say
• 3:01:07
  Speaker 1: we got to see the stage, Paul.
• 3:01:09
  Speaker 2: So you're the mixer and you are the you manage
• 3:01:12
  Speaker 2: the hosts.
• 3:01:13
  Speaker 1: I don't like to tell people this, but yes, you
• 3:01:17
  Speaker 1: all the restaurant. My brother and I opened this dinner theater. Yes,
• 3:01:21
  Speaker 1: it's his project.
• 3:01:22
  Speaker 3: What kind of shows do you put on? Because I'd
• 3:01:24
  Speaker 3: love to come back. Oh it's only mama. Well that's
• 3:01:27
  Speaker 3: a great show, especially.
• 3:01:29
  Speaker 1: For I would say, Actually, but I keep trying to
• 3:01:33
  Speaker 1: push those tables back.
• 3:01:36
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, Well, I.
• 3:01:37
  Speaker 17: Shout a question, because you know obviously what Christmas heads.
• 3:01:42
  Speaker 17: Our film is about Christmas. I would love to know
• 3:01:45
  Speaker 17: if you guys have any Christmas traditions.
• 3:01:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this was the question I was going to ask,
• 3:01:50
  Speaker 2: so funny, and I would like to add to that question.
• 3:01:54
  Speaker 4: Is the Christmas Crap part of your tradition?
• 3:01:57
  Speaker 3: Do you still watch?
• 3:01:59
  Speaker 1: I actually have a funny tree with the Christmas Crab.
• 3:02:01
  Speaker 1: I go home alone and I sent my house. I
• 3:02:05
  Speaker 1: get a pack of American, I get a pack of Marlboroughs,
• 3:02:11
  Speaker 1: and I challenge myself to smoke a whole pack of
• 3:02:13
  Speaker 1: cigarettes before the movie ends.
• 3:02:16
  Speaker 2: It's fifteen minutes and I get sick as a dog.
• 3:02:23
  Speaker 32: No.
• 3:02:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a nice thing though, because you like it. Yeah,
• 3:02:29
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 3:02:29
  Speaker 2: I love watching the Christmas Crab every year. Is my
• 3:02:32
  Speaker 2: wife we watch, We have fun, we drink, and we
• 3:02:36
  Speaker 2: just celebrate what it was back then. Yeah, you know,
• 3:02:40
  Speaker 2: so so lovely. Is that's what me and my wife?
• 3:02:43
  Speaker 1: Do you know anything?
• 3:02:45
  Speaker 3: What about you, Beddy? I?
• 3:02:46
  Speaker 17: Well, I love the Christmas Crab and I have a
• 3:02:49
  Speaker 17: big family, of course, and something I think is important
• 3:02:52
  Speaker 17: about the Christmas Crab is your individual experience watching the
• 3:02:56
  Speaker 17: Christmas Crab, because you don't want to be influenced by
• 3:02:59
  Speaker 17: others going ooh ah or laughing at different points.
• 3:03:03
  Speaker 3: I want everyone to have their own experience. So every
• 3:03:06
  Speaker 3: year on Christmas Day, I send each of my sixteen
• 3:03:10
  Speaker 3: children into a room alone to watch a private screening
• 3:03:14
  Speaker 3: of The Christmas Crab, and they do it in succession,
• 3:03:16
  Speaker 3: and they wear noise canceling headphones so they can't hear
• 3:03:19
  Speaker 3: anything else. And then I take them out and I
• 3:03:22
  Speaker 3: interview them. I say, how is it that time? And
• 3:03:25
  Speaker 3: every year I do this, and I think it's important
• 3:03:28
  Speaker 3: because you learn something new every time you view it.
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  Speaker 1: What a traumatic experience for the kids?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, they love it.
• 3:03:37
  Speaker 4: They do.
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  Speaker 3: They have absolutely love it, love it. All sixteen of
• 3:03:41
  Speaker 3: them love it, except for the one. I won't mention.
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  Speaker 3: He went off to join the military, So he says.
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  Speaker 12: You go, it's just you don't believe the military, Betty.
• 3:03:59
  Speaker 2: It's been proven in the military is a thing that happens, and.
• 3:04:04
  Speaker 3: The hoax going on that there is a vast number
• 3:04:09
  Speaker 3: of troops ready at arms at all times to defend
• 3:04:14
  Speaker 3: the United States government's interest, and I don't buy it
• 3:04:19
  Speaker 3: one bit. I think it's baloney, and I think it's
• 3:04:22
  Speaker 3: who ha.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody has this conspiracy. It's just you, Betty.
• 3:04:27
  Speaker 2: I hat Betty. The military is proven.
• 3:04:31
  Speaker 4: It's been proven that it's real.
• 3:04:33
  Speaker 2: Betty about you?
• 3:04:34
  Speaker 1: Josh Oh Yeah.
• 3:04:36
  Speaker 2: I me and my wife we watched Christmas Crab every
• 3:04:38
  Speaker 2: year since my wife and I couldn't have kids.
• 3:04:41
  Speaker 14: We like to say that it's our kid because we
• 3:04:43
  Speaker 14: met when I was on a Merry Con tour in Tucson.
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  Speaker 3: Is she a Christmas head?
• 3:04:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 3:04:50
  Speaker 4: We met about six months ago, and she's my wife
• 3:04:55
  Speaker 4: and it's our kid. When you are my age, you
• 3:04:59
  Speaker 4: fall love. There's no more games the same age.
• 3:05:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 3:05:03
  Speaker 2: Well, and but you're married, right. Yeah? The ball in
• 3:05:07
  Speaker 2: the change never happened for me.
• 3:05:09
  Speaker 4: I was all Clay was focusing on the clay and
• 3:05:11
  Speaker 4: the ideas.
• 3:05:12
  Speaker 1: You know, guys, you ever feel like there's no reward.
• 3:05:17
  Speaker 4: Every day of my life?
• 3:05:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm having a wonderful life. I go to the
• 3:05:24
  Speaker 3: bank and people know who I am.
• 3:05:26
  Speaker 2: If you finish up, could we just play that final
• 3:05:29
  Speaker 2: scene in the Christmas Crab movie, just to just to
• 3:05:33
  Speaker 2: bring it home. Is it real? What Christmas Crab talks
• 3:05:35
  Speaker 2: about stops being so crabby and stops celebrating accept Christmas.
• 3:05:41
  Speaker 14: And then there's the surprise cameos at the very end
• 3:05:43
  Speaker 14: from our favorite ranking and fast characters that come by.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's do it.
• 3:05:48
  Speaker 1: Let's play it. Let's play it at half.
• 3:05:51
  Speaker 2: Audio because the volume blown out. Okay, young, blow in.
• 3:05:57
  Speaker 3: The mix the mix? Do you want me to bump
• 3:06:02
  Speaker 3: it down?
• 3:06:02
  Speaker 1: Bump it the fuck down? These were the terms we
• 3:06:05
  Speaker 1: were looking for earlier.
• 3:06:07
  Speaker 2: Bump it the fuck This is all we need earlier,
• 3:06:09
  Speaker 2: Just a couple of terms and phrases that you feel
• 3:06:13
  Speaker 2: like have changed.
• 3:06:15
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm so excited to see what this clip looks
• 3:06:18
  Speaker 3: like this time. Oh, Santa Claus, I'm a cantanker as
• 3:06:26
  Speaker 3: crabby Crab, and I still, even after you've taken me
• 3:06:30
  Speaker 3: to every house to deliver every last present, I still
• 3:06:34
  Speaker 3: don't think I know what Christmas is all about.
• 3:06:37
  Speaker 2: But don't you see, little Crab, Christmas isn't about work
• 3:06:43
  Speaker 2: or gifts or presents. Christmas is about being with the
• 3:06:48
  Speaker 2: ones you love.
• 3:06:50
  Speaker 3: And do you love me, Santa Claus?
• 3:06:53
  Speaker 2: Well, in the way I love my elves?
• 3:06:56
  Speaker 1: I do love you, exam.
• 3:07:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, Crispy the Elf.
• 3:07:03
  Speaker 1: Hey, kritsp Crispy, you need somebody?
• 3:07:07
  Speaker 2: Also say elf, Wow.
• 3:07:11
  Speaker 3: Chunky Chunky the chunk Elf, Crispy and Chunkie.
• 3:07:17
  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. Did someone say snow moon, Oh.
• 3:07:21
  Speaker 3: It's the snowman from before? How are you snowman?
• 3:07:26
  Speaker 2: Cool? It got colder? So bitter?
• 3:07:29
  Speaker 1: A redbird? Did someone call Michele Joe, oh.
• 3:07:34
  Speaker 3: The mistletoe who talks? I remember you taught me it
• 3:07:38
  Speaker 3: was okay to be weird. Leave.
• 3:07:42
  Speaker 2: Somebody say fish, Oh, fish.
• 3:07:47
  Speaker 17: You're my sworn enemy because I'm a crab. You know,
• 3:07:51
  Speaker 17: I improvised that line.
• 3:07:53
  Speaker 2: Did somebody say rudolpha red, Oh.
• 3:07:59
  Speaker 3: Rude off the red those reindeer? Who's foreign in this one?
• 3:08:03
  Speaker 16: Did somebody say clam chowder?
• 3:08:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, but talking clam chowder? Who taught me how to
• 3:08:10
  Speaker 3: make a gingerbread house?
• 3:08:11
  Speaker 12: Well, guys, it's dying to sing the song.
• 3:08:14
  Speaker 2: We'll got to sing ready.
• 3:08:29
  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Christmas.
• 3:08:35
  Speaker 3: Answering the question, Now, that's why they call it Christmas
• 3:08:40
  Speaker 3: ho ho, We'll see you next year.
• 3:08:44
  Speaker 36: Artists on Artists on Artists on artist is an improvised
• 3:08:46
  Speaker 36: Hollywood roundtable podcast created performed and produced by Kylie Braakman.
• 3:08:58
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
• 3:09:01
  Speaker 2: Ho ho ho, knock, knock knock, It's Christmas time. That's right,
• 3:09:07
  Speaker 2: we're singing and talking to Christmas carolers.
• 3:09:12
  Speaker 3: Since the eighteen hundreds, Christmas carolers have been flapping their
• 3:09:17
  Speaker 3: gums about figgy pudding and singing it around and the
• 3:09:25
  Speaker 3: condition the tradition is still alive and well.
• 3:09:28
  Speaker 5: Today we sat down with four wonderful women, all part
• 3:09:32
  Speaker 5: of the same caroling group who's told us exactly how
• 3:09:36
  Speaker 5: they get into holiday spirit.
• 3:09:38
  Speaker 1: And uh, what is in figi pudding too? So flap
• 3:09:44
  Speaker 1: your gums, get out your figgy pudding and let's listen in.
• 3:09:52
  Speaker 1: Can we come in?
• 3:09:53
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 3:09:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, can we come in?
• 3:09:54
  Speaker 3: Time to get in position?
• 3:09:56
  Speaker 2: Mind?
• 3:09:56
  Speaker 1: If we come in?
• 3:09:57
  Speaker 2: Can we come in?
• 3:09:58
  Speaker 3: Could we come in? Care for okay?
• 3:10:01
  Speaker 2: A little bit of a song from one, two, three
• 3:10:04
  Speaker 2: and dashing through the show, and one.
• 3:10:12
  Speaker 1: Tells me Mas favorites by what fun is to ride
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  Speaker 1: and saying.
• 3:10:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle.
• 3:10:26
  Speaker 2: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
• 3:10:29
  Speaker 3: Oh what fun is.
• 3:10:38
  Speaker 1: Off to Jason Rulo Christmas Makers, Chris very christ That
• 3:10:44
  Speaker 1: was so lovely. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 3:10:48
  Speaker 3: Think that was our first thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 3:10:53
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, we don't have to leave. Oh my god.
• 3:10:56
  Speaker 2: Every time we sing a song, it's always sing a
• 3:10:58
  Speaker 2: song and leave. I forgot you don't have to leave.
• 3:11:00
  Speaker 3: Just got up.
• 3:11:01
  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So that was one of our hit songs, jingle Bells
• 3:11:04
  Speaker 2: Our Beautiful Arrangements High.
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  Speaker 5: Written by Arthur Fiedler in nineteen thirty one. We're so
• 3:11:10
  Speaker 5: happy to Fiedler.
• 3:11:12
  Speaker 3: My heart Will Fiedler, her, my heart is sitting with
• 3:11:17
  Speaker 3: Arthur Fiedler.
• 3:11:19
  Speaker 2: If I could ride that man, I would.
• 3:11:22
  Speaker 1: If I could watch you a song, make you.
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  Speaker 8: Already?
• 3:11:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, hold of minutes, a lot of it though, already
• 3:11:33
  Speaker 5: getting into our mic pos ander carols.
• 3:11:35
  Speaker 2: We're not there yet. You're cooler than me. No, we
• 3:11:38
  Speaker 2: haven't unveiled yet. We're not.
• 3:11:43
  Speaker 3: It's already. I haven't ready.
• 3:11:45
  Speaker 2: I know, they said, I know, they said they were
• 3:11:49
  Speaker 2: very worried about bringing us carollers on because of the
• 3:11:52
  Speaker 2: demonetization aspect of this video. But I think it's Christmas time. Dedetize,
• 3:11:58
  Speaker 2: you know what, It's Christmas time.
• 3:12:01
  Speaker 1: Put the fire on while you're listening to this episode,
• 3:12:03
  Speaker 1: get out some Coco and get ready to be demonetized,
• 3:12:05
  Speaker 1: because we're about.
• 3:12:06
  Speaker 3: To sing some Taylor Swiss three four five six.
• 3:12:11
  Speaker 2: It's a love story.
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  Speaker 3: May take.
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  Speaker 8: Alone waiting, It's a love story.
• 3:12:27
  Speaker 3: Baby.
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  Speaker 2: Just say thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 3:12:33
  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: It's no it's no secret. We are one of the
• 3:12:36
  Speaker 1: most popular Christmas caroler groups because we do some parodies,
• 3:12:42
  Speaker 1: do some other things, but we also do the originals.
• 3:12:45
  Speaker 1: You can put us for kind of anything.
• 3:12:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, we travel all around the Greater Valley area knocking
• 3:12:51
  Speaker 2: on doors.
• 3:12:52
  Speaker 3: Don't go below the one on one.
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  Speaker 13: Do not.
• 3:12:57
  Speaker 2: Not below that highway that goes north to south. Well
• 3:13:01
  Speaker 2: during the valley it runs east to west.
• 3:13:03
  Speaker 1: A bad carroll go under a freeway, you'll find bad carollers.
• 3:13:08
  Speaker 1: Go above it.
• 3:13:09
  Speaker 2: Good one above the freeway.
• 3:13:12
  Speaker 1: A song to make you.
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  Speaker 3: Have you.
• 3:13:20
  Speaker 2: Like this, but you probably you're.
• 3:13:24
  Speaker 35: Your way that you and your steps.
• 3:13:36
  Speaker 37: Make much noise Christmas. Ellen, you've got a certain pizzazz to.
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  Speaker 13: Your Oh, I've watched my fair share mic pose ladies, Ladies,
• 3:13:56
  Speaker 13: I hate to be a roof following Randa, But how
• 3:13:58
  Speaker 13: about before we say Mike Posner a third time in
• 3:14:01
  Speaker 13: five minutes how about we introduced ourselves.
• 3:14:06
  Speaker 3: I would already have it. I would say, right now,
• 3:14:13
  Speaker 3: my name is Ellen. I am from Seami Valley, then
• 3:14:18
  Speaker 3: moved to the valley. Then nice is where I live. Good.
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  Speaker 1: It's important, Ellen, It's important, It's.
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  Speaker 2: Important, it's it's import.
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  Speaker 3: Is important. Thank you, Thank you for telling.
• 3:14:34
  Speaker 2: Me important important Ellen. Ellen.
• 3:14:40
  Speaker 3: People don't let me say the whole thing. And I think, gosh,
• 3:14:44
  Speaker 3: darn it, it's importants from and where they are now.
• 3:14:49
  Speaker 3: And I met you wonderful, beautiful women on a Facebook
• 3:14:53
  Speaker 3: group all.
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  Speaker 2: Those years ago, Caroling for the Valley. It was a
• 3:14:57
  Speaker 2: group that who started it formerly pay Nothing South Pasida Yes,
• 3:15:03
  Speaker 2: and then took it over.
• 3:15:05
  Speaker 3: You surp any Facebook group's vibe. If you're strong enough,
• 3:15:12
  Speaker 3: is that important?
• 3:15:13
  Speaker 2: We pushed for it and became a caroling group. We
• 3:15:15
  Speaker 2: could not figure out how to start a new Facebook group,
• 3:15:19
  Speaker 2: and that's why we ended up doing Caroling for the Valide.
• 3:15:23
  Speaker 4: Zorkenberg is hard at that. I always emails Orkenberg.
• 3:15:28
  Speaker 1: Fix that fixgn Mike Zorkenberg fixed the Facebook.
• 3:15:35
  Speaker 3: Bad for Mike Zorkenberg. He's so busy, He's got Instagram
• 3:15:40
  Speaker 3: and threads. He's so busy, so busy.
• 3:15:44
  Speaker 2: Well, somebody else introduced, I guess I will Peach. It
• 3:15:50
  Speaker 2: comes Peach with the lead.
• 3:15:52
  Speaker 1: Peach always takes the lead.
• 3:15:54
  Speaker 3: You're part of cooler than me, won't you Christmas?
• 3:15:58
  Speaker 2: If I could write you a song to make you
• 3:16:02
  Speaker 2: fall in love, I kind of hit different harmonies that
• 3:16:06
  Speaker 2: aren't necessary.
• 3:16:07
  Speaker 1: A mezzo soprano peaches Peach.
• 3:16:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, my name is Peach Barone. I am a Keraler
• 3:16:15
  Speaker 2: and I've been a careal there for years and years
• 3:16:17
  Speaker 2: and years. I got into it because I was I
• 3:16:20
  Speaker 2: used to sing in the Catholic church Saint Beds, and
• 3:16:24
  Speaker 2: I used to sing there, and I and a big
• 3:16:28
  Speaker 2: shout out to Saint Beds Lacanata A beautiful beads.
• 3:16:32
  Speaker 1: In the comments, s.
• 3:16:34
  Speaker 2: Sat Beads speak up in the comments. I love you
• 3:16:37
  Speaker 2: Saint Beds and Father Antonio have a beautiful time in
• 3:16:40
  Speaker 2: San Diego. Uh. And I loved singing in the choir
• 3:16:46
  Speaker 2: and I thought it's beautiful. But I don't want to
• 3:16:49
  Speaker 2: just speak doing the Catholic hymns for Christmas.
• 3:16:53
  Speaker 3: You know, Catholic kins are more haunting. I would say
• 3:16:56
  Speaker 3: that the.
• 3:16:58
  Speaker 2: Catholic Christmas is quite hunting. It's a beautiful hunting, but
• 3:17:01
  Speaker 2: they really capture the idea of cold in their songs.
• 3:17:04
  Speaker 2: You know, yes, it's so oppressive, and I'll say it.
• 3:17:08
  Speaker 2: I'll say it.
• 3:17:08
  Speaker 1: I don't love everything about the Catholic Church.
• 3:17:14
  Speaker 2: I'll say you guys know me, I am retired and
• 3:17:17
  Speaker 2: I don't give a rat's flip.
• 3:17:19
  Speaker 1: Anything you have.
• 3:17:23
  Speaker 3: You have that tongue is going to get you in trouble.
• 3:17:27
  Speaker 2: One day. You're going to say, put the wrong status
• 3:17:31
  Speaker 2: on Facebook.
• 3:17:32
  Speaker 1: My favorite thing about you, Beth, is when your hair
• 3:17:34
  Speaker 1: is wet and you hide it in your bonnet.
• 3:17:35
  Speaker 2: I call her bath and.
• 3:17:37
  Speaker 5: You could tell it's one of my naughty secrets, but
• 3:17:40
  Speaker 5: it makes my bonnet wet.
• 3:17:43
  Speaker 2: I go bath your bonnets. I know your bonnet.
• 3:17:50
  Speaker 3: I see some dampness on your bonnet. I know a
• 3:17:54
  Speaker 3: secret morning shower.
• 3:17:56
  Speaker 2: Do you know it's a bath? It's a morning bath.
• 3:17:58
  Speaker 1: You probably think you cool it.
• 3:18:01
  Speaker 2: Then we love that song. Michael Post has had a
• 3:18:04
  Speaker 2: grip on this group, and.
• 3:18:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever talked about it before. What's interesting.
• 3:18:09
  Speaker 4: It's interesting is we literally all know all the worst
• 3:18:12
  Speaker 4: of that song and have.
• 3:18:13
  Speaker 3: Never spoken to each other even once.
• 3:18:15
  Speaker 1: My name is Bath, okay, Beth.
• 3:18:18
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they call me Bath and so I said that.
• 3:18:20
  Speaker 3: Just now.
• 3:18:23
  Speaker 5: Beth Micolster Upward Square and I live in Santa Marino.
• 3:18:28
  Speaker 5: I advertise, yes, Scho we love San Marino. It's so
• 3:18:32
  Speaker 5: fun over there.
• 3:18:33
  Speaker 2: I love San Marino. The idea of it gets me
• 3:18:38
  Speaker 2: so excited.
• 3:18:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's exciting as an idea cities, as an idea.
• 3:18:43
  Speaker 2: The city, it's an even better concept.
• 3:18:45
  Speaker 1: You think about cities when they were an idea, how
• 3:18:48
  Speaker 1: exciting it was.
• 3:18:50
  Speaker 4: Since I've been retired and my kids are all gone,
• 3:18:53
  Speaker 4: I'm an empty nester.
• 3:18:54
  Speaker 3: Tell us what you're retired from. It's important, it's important.
• 3:18:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 3:18:58
  Speaker 38: I was the had the sanitation overseer at the at
• 3:19:03
  Speaker 38: the San Marino Library, Water Renal Library. I was the
• 3:19:07
  Speaker 38: supervisor of the toilets at the San Marino Library. I
• 3:19:11
  Speaker 38: used to be I they gave me this job. I
• 3:19:15
  Speaker 38: came in once and I said that toilet is disgusting.
• 3:19:18
  Speaker 38: Hire me to keep it clean at all costs.
• 3:19:21
  Speaker 3: And Beth's being humble. Everyone in southern California knows. If
• 3:19:24
  Speaker 3: you have to go to the bathroom, you go to
• 3:19:26
  Speaker 3: the San Marino Library. Yes, because that's where you're going
• 3:19:29
  Speaker 3: to find a toilet that is up.
• 3:19:31
  Speaker 2: To part anymore. Though, you're retired.
• 3:19:34
  Speaker 5: No, And I went back in and I said, whoever
• 3:19:36
  Speaker 5: took this over is not doing a good job. I
• 3:19:38
  Speaker 5: don't even see them here right now. And I used
• 3:19:40
  Speaker 5: to sit there read it by books. There's so many
• 3:19:42
  Speaker 5: books to read it the library.
• 3:19:43
  Speaker 2: I never ran out. But as i've been retired, I've
• 3:19:45
  Speaker 2: been singing.
• 3:19:46
  Speaker 5: I decided at seventy five I loved to sing, and
• 3:19:49
  Speaker 5: I did the marriage and figure out with a community
• 3:19:52
  Speaker 5: opera project in front of the Autry Museum last year.
• 3:19:55
  Speaker 2: I loved the in front of the Autry Museum. It's
• 3:19:57
  Speaker 2: a beautiful frost. I'm so wonderful.
• 3:19:59
  Speaker 5: And I found these girls on the group and we've
• 3:20:03
  Speaker 5: been going around and making carols and finding wonderful.
• 3:20:07
  Speaker 2: Things about bringing joy, about bringing joy to the world.
• 3:20:23
  Speaker 3: And Rudolf too.
• 3:20:38
  Speaker 1: God, I love it. You have to talk about your
• 3:20:41
  Speaker 1: nas my NAEs and every song.
• 3:20:45
  Speaker 5: So I'm a horse girl, always have been. Daddy loved
• 3:20:48
  Speaker 5: horses and so I did too.
• 3:20:50
  Speaker 3: And she spends her time in Burbank, if you know
• 3:20:52
  Speaker 3: what I mean.
• 3:20:53
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of horses, Rancho question. There's a couple
• 3:20:56
  Speaker 2: of horses there.
• 3:20:58
  Speaker 5: There's a couple of horses there, And I liked run horses,
• 3:21:00
  Speaker 5: and sometimes I like to bring you know, I've been
• 3:21:02
  Speaker 5: telling you we can bring a horse to any one
• 3:21:04
  Speaker 5: of our carolings, and I would like to carry on
• 3:21:07
  Speaker 5: a horse.
• 3:21:07
  Speaker 1: I would love to go side saddle in marmonies.
• 3:21:09
  Speaker 2: I would love to side saddle in harmony. We'll introduce yourself.
• 3:21:13
  Speaker 1: Hi, everyone, I'm a mall Saint James. They call me
• 3:21:17
  Speaker 1: mall because they found me as a baby singing.
• 3:21:20
  Speaker 2: In a mall.
• 3:21:22
  Speaker 1: I really can't wait to hear who they They found
• 3:21:25
  Speaker 1: me in all the church church.
• 3:21:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, you grew up in the church, of course, singing baby.
• 3:21:32
  Speaker 3: I remember you were on the front pages of the news.
• 3:21:36
  Speaker 3: You were telling me and I.
• 3:21:37
  Speaker 1: Don't know if I to this day was singing or
• 3:21:39
  Speaker 1: just going, Oh.
• 3:21:41
  Speaker 5: It's so unlike a church to name something a mall,
• 3:21:43
  Speaker 5: and churches are so obsessed with names.
• 3:21:46
  Speaker 1: Mary, who thinks of the Catholic Well, they just kept
• 3:21:50
  Speaker 1: saying mall, the mall kid, the mall baby, the mall baby.
• 3:21:53
  Speaker 3: And I like that they use uh like the part.
• 3:21:55
  Speaker 8: Of the mall.
• 3:21:57
  Speaker 2: It just goes to show it takes one person to
• 3:21:59
  Speaker 2: name of baby change their whole life.
• 3:22:01
  Speaker 1: And that's the story of Christmas. That's the story of Christy,
• 3:22:10
  Speaker 1: and that's the story of Christmas. And that's the story
• 3:22:13
  Speaker 1: of Chris.
• 3:22:15
  Speaker 8: And that's the story of Christmas. Christ Must.
• 3:22:21
  Speaker 3: And Rudolph too. Oh wow, I love our originals. We've
• 3:22:26
  Speaker 3: already let the cat out of the bag, I see.
• 3:22:28
  Speaker 3: But we do the standards. We do Mike Posner, and
• 3:22:32
  Speaker 3: we also have a new bucket. We're very excited about
• 3:22:35
  Speaker 3: our original Christmas song.
• 3:22:37
  Speaker 2: My nephew Ethan has started helping us compose on what
• 3:22:41
  Speaker 2: he calls audacity and logic.
• 3:22:45
  Speaker 1: Pro He is a wiz logic professional, logic age professor,
• 3:22:51
  Speaker 1: logic professor.
• 3:22:52
  Speaker 3: Well, he brought his friend Ableton along.
• 3:22:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, we had a name Ableton Ableton, and he's been
• 3:22:59
  Speaker 2: helping us and pose new music. He's trying to push
• 3:23:02
  Speaker 2: us in a direction. I don't know if any of
• 3:23:04
  Speaker 2: us are willing to go, but we'd love to hear
• 3:23:07
  Speaker 2: him about this whole dubstep version Caro.
• 3:23:11
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, it does us frightened me. It sounds like music
• 3:23:14
  Speaker 5: from the cars that drive too fast in my neighborhood.
• 3:23:16
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. We've been trying to do the
• 3:23:18
  Speaker 2: composition of it. It's just, you know, we can give
• 3:23:21
  Speaker 2: you one if you want, of.
• 3:23:22
  Speaker 3: Course, well we should play because you know, if you
• 3:23:25
  Speaker 3: worked so hard on the Carol of the bells one.
• 3:23:32
  Speaker 1: The dubstep Carrol of the bell step Carol, easily.
• 3:23:35
  Speaker 2: Put on step Carol.
• 3:23:37
  Speaker 1: You to put it on really quick. Yes, it's like
• 3:23:39
  Speaker 1: putting a bonnet on a baby and five six seven eight.
• 3:24:08
  Speaker 2: Robot robot put it in drive, madam. So we're not
• 3:24:20
  Speaker 2: obsessed with that.
• 3:24:22
  Speaker 1: But but but we book every mall with it.
• 3:24:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes we send it a little viral.
• 3:24:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, we play that at the ice rink at the
• 3:24:33
  Speaker 5: mall and a bunch of little children got caught on net.
• 3:24:37
  Speaker 2: So the viral part was the kids getting caught in
• 3:24:40
  Speaker 2: the background.
• 3:24:41
  Speaker 3: That's our sound.
• 3:24:44
  Speaker 5: But I like to think the sounds scared them to
• 3:24:46
  Speaker 5: run into that net. You always do, You always twenty
• 3:24:50
  Speaker 5: kids into a spare hockey net.
• 3:24:52
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, odds.
• 3:24:56
  Speaker 5: Crazy.
• 3:24:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sure the lovely listeners, whoever you are, are probably
• 3:25:01
  Speaker 2: wondering a little bit about us, you know how.
• 3:25:05
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 3:25:05
  Speaker 2: Half of it is the songs, but the other half
• 3:25:08
  Speaker 2: is having the courage to knock on a door. Wouldn't
• 3:25:11
  Speaker 2: you say that? No one I would say that. I
• 3:25:15
  Speaker 2: would say that. Beth Bath you are bad. I get
• 3:25:18
  Speaker 2: so scared to knock on doors.
• 3:25:20
  Speaker 1: Can I say? I want to say that, like half
• 3:25:22
  Speaker 1: of our performing is not even live anymore, because we
• 3:25:27
  Speaker 1: have we're performing for the ring camera. If they don't
• 3:25:30
  Speaker 1: open the door, we find the ring.
• 3:25:33
  Speaker 2: We find the ring. We we've choreographed how we stand
• 3:25:36
  Speaker 2: in front of a ring.
• 3:25:37
  Speaker 1: And it's basically a little bit like your your nephew
• 3:25:40
  Speaker 1: said a fish eye lens.
• 3:25:41
  Speaker 4: I don't like it. I feel like I look like
• 3:25:42
  Speaker 4: a possum. No, I don't like Beth.
• 3:25:45
  Speaker 2: You're so graceful.
• 3:25:47
  Speaker 1: No I look scary.
• 3:25:48
  Speaker 4: I look like a creature.
• 3:25:50
  Speaker 2: Well I wish I had my sunglasses on so they
• 3:25:52
  Speaker 2: couldn't say all my wrinkles.
• 3:25:53
  Speaker 3: Oh please, But you're the ones talking to a ham
• 3:25:57
  Speaker 3: right now. That thing you're not it looks like a
• 3:26:01
  Speaker 3: Christmas hand.
• 3:26:02
  Speaker 2: You know what we're tenior citizens is what I like
• 3:26:04
  Speaker 2: to call it. Teen senior.
• 3:26:11
  Speaker 3: We're like teenagers, like a bunch of teenagers. And you know,
• 3:26:15
  Speaker 3: occasionally we are not immune to the temptation to do
• 3:26:19
  Speaker 3: a little ding dong.
• 3:26:22
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we just don't get a good vibe, so we
• 3:26:25
  Speaker 1: walk away.
• 3:26:26
  Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes we sing a song, and sometimes we get
• 3:26:30
  Speaker 3: a little fun out of running away.
• 3:26:33
  Speaker 2: We can be so bad. We can be so bad sometimes,
• 3:26:36
  Speaker 2: you know, they answer the door and you just go.
• 3:26:39
  Speaker 2: This person's aggressive, this person doesn't. That's kind of why
• 3:26:42
  Speaker 2: we do it. So ding dong ditching is more of
• 3:26:44
  Speaker 2: a survival mechanism for us old.
• 3:26:45
  Speaker 1: Ladies, especially when you see an old man or a man,
• 3:26:48
  Speaker 1: an older gentleman, and and the dog.
• 3:26:51
  Speaker 2: Is really scary.
• 3:26:54
  Speaker 3: If they're holding the dog.
• 3:26:56
  Speaker 2: It's time for us. It's time for us to go
• 3:26:58
  Speaker 2: to skate away on our lovely sleigh.
• 3:27:02
  Speaker 3: But I do think we have a sleigh, my accord.
• 3:27:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, we sprayed that fake snow on the windows.
• 3:27:08
  Speaker 3: It really looks like.
• 3:27:14
  Speaker 2: Looks like it's almost impossible to see out of you.
• 3:27:18
  Speaker 2: We are driving on that one on one very dangerously.
• 3:27:21
  Speaker 3: Why I know, I know, it really does though if
• 3:27:25
  Speaker 3: you see it, you don't know what I mean.
• 3:27:26
  Speaker 5: Well, it's just nice, I would say, you know, being
• 3:27:30
  Speaker 5: out in the world. That's what caroling is all about.
• 3:27:33
  Speaker 5: We were in residency at a restaurant in a water village.
• 3:27:36
  Speaker 1: For a while.
• 3:27:36
  Speaker 2: That's not that say the name.
• 3:27:39
  Speaker 5: Very tiny, tiny Italian, big enough to fit us even
• 3:27:43
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 3:27:44
  Speaker 3: Let's just say we took up a lot of space
• 3:27:46
  Speaker 3: at Spini, and.
• 3:27:47
  Speaker 2: There's no space already, there's barely enough space to walk
• 3:27:50
  Speaker 2: into that restaurant. It belongs in Brooklyn, is what I
• 3:27:54
  Speaker 2: always say.
• 3:27:55
  Speaker 1: I don't forget your first residency. You really don't, right,
• 3:27:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, And my god, we're just singing for a
• 3:28:00
  Speaker 1: bunch of couples, ignoring themselves while they drink chilled reds.
• 3:28:03
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was just stuff. We're competing with noodles, right,
• 3:28:08
  Speaker 2: with really really good noodles, delicious Italian food. Not the
• 3:28:13
  Speaker 2: right ambiance for a bunch of carrots.
• 3:28:15
  Speaker 3: It's tough and sometimes, you know, the clinking of the
• 3:28:17
  Speaker 3: fork sets off my internal metronome and then I go
• 3:28:19
  Speaker 3: at double speed.
• 3:28:22
  Speaker 2: The forks and it's hard.
• 3:28:23
  Speaker 1: And that's why we said no more restaurants. And then
• 3:28:28
  Speaker 1: hard for us, hard for us, Yes, you know, it's
• 3:28:33
  Speaker 1: hard out here. For get it going money in the
• 3:28:43
  Speaker 1: song book for that one.
• 3:28:45
  Speaker 2: I wish She's on the hole, She's on the holes.
• 3:28:48
  Speaker 3: You have to send it to you.
• 3:28:49
  Speaker 5: Wait, you don't have the music for three six Mafia's
• 3:28:51
  Speaker 5: hard out Here for Pim from Hustle and Flow.
• 3:28:54
  Speaker 2: The Oscar winning Original movie movie from me Ellen. We
• 3:29:00
  Speaker 2: sent that to you. We sent it to you.
• 3:29:03
  Speaker 3: You just it's not in my email. I literally I
• 3:29:05
  Speaker 3: keep checking. I keep checking. It's not on an email.
• 3:29:10
  Speaker 2: You open the Delta app again. Are you an email
• 3:29:13
  Speaker 2: or you on the Delta? Are you on email? Or
• 3:29:15
  Speaker 2: are you on the Delta app?
• 3:29:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm seeing a calculator, that is what.
• 3:29:20
  Speaker 1: Should I tell it it's an iTunes? Should I tell
• 3:29:22
  Speaker 1: it it's the iTunes store?
• 3:29:26
  Speaker 3: Well? What the hell is that? Music for me? Three
• 3:29:31
  Speaker 3: months free? Except free trial?
• 3:29:32
  Speaker 1: Should email?
• 3:29:33
  Speaker 2: Right, You've got to sign Ellen. You have got to
• 3:29:37
  Speaker 2: sign up for that.
• 3:29:38
  Speaker 5: Ellen, stop everything, sign up for everything and get the
• 3:29:43
  Speaker 5: Apple Music deal right now. If you can get a
• 3:29:45
  Speaker 5: credit card, do it, Ellen, I want to do it.
• 3:29:47
  Speaker 5: One of us should be on some sort of music app.
• 3:29:49
  Speaker 5: We are a carey.
• 3:29:52
  Speaker 1: I want to do it too.
• 3:29:54
  Speaker 3: Music I did just well, I bought it for real.
• 3:29:58
  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to have a five? Can you have
• 3:30:01
  Speaker 2: a blast? You're gonna forget how that you did that?
• 3:30:03
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have a bla.
• 3:30:06
  Speaker 3: Well, this is now Apples mainly me. It's confirmed.
• 3:30:11
  Speaker 2: It's just Oh, thank goodness. I can't be in charge
• 3:30:16
  Speaker 2: of the music anymore. My darn cat got into my CDs.
• 3:30:18
  Speaker 4: And scratched up my Carol King album.
• 3:30:21
  Speaker 2: God Grouch is what I call your town. Oscar the music,
• 3:30:27
  Speaker 2: grout the music. It's funny because her cat's name is Oscar,
• 3:30:31
  Speaker 2: and I call it.
• 3:30:33
  Speaker 3: You are bad.
• 3:30:35
  Speaker 2: Peach sometimes is a little bad.
• 3:30:41
  Speaker 3: Singers.
• 3:30:42
  Speaker 2: I have no to bust out one or two singers.
• 3:30:47
  Speaker 33: I am.
• 3:30:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, my gosh. Driving with ellenor is like driving with
• 3:31:00
  Speaker 2: an elephant in the front steering wheel, going after everywhere.
• 3:31:07
  Speaker 2: Driving with the mall, isn't It's like driving with an
• 3:31:11
  Speaker 2: orangutang in the front steering wheel. Bath left and right.
• 3:31:21
  Speaker 2: Remember when I said Oscar the grouse to come up
• 3:31:27
  Speaker 2: with another. So I do fun stuff called stand up
• 3:31:31
  Speaker 2: comedy at Flappers. Oh it's so fun stuff. I opened
• 3:31:35
  Speaker 2: for Jay Leno at Flappers and I Peach is doing well.
• 3:31:40
  Speaker 2: Peach is doing very well.
• 3:31:41
  Speaker 5: You have eleven thirty Every Tuesday, am Peach opens for
• 3:31:46
  Speaker 5: Jay Leno.
• 3:31:48
  Speaker 1: Eleven five six.
• 3:31:50
  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful night.
• 3:31:53
  Speaker 8: Something done to.
• 3:31:55
  Speaker 2: Christmas.
• 3:31:57
  Speaker 8: Baby.
• 3:31:58
  Speaker 3: I think Chris, it's you and then the melody to this.
• 3:32:04
  Speaker 1: I love that when we do what what what what?
• 3:32:09
  Speaker 3: What? What? What? What?
• 3:32:18
  Speaker 2: I got christ What's up?
• 3:32:26
  Speaker 4: Roll up the Christmas and the shop.
• 3:32:30
  Speaker 3: Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
• 3:32:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, I want you daddy shoes, just I want your
• 3:32:34
  Speaker 2: mommy shoes. Yes, I want to buy some Christmas shoes
• 3:32:36
  Speaker 2: from my mommy. Please.
• 3:32:37
  Speaker 3: The other kids with the pumped up run.
• 3:32:47
  Speaker 2: Better run run the present sister than my present. So
• 3:32:53
  Speaker 2: we've taken some liberties with some songs. We don't know
• 3:32:57
  Speaker 2: what these songs.
• 3:32:58
  Speaker 3: Are originally about this to my niece who's a lawyer.
• 3:33:01
  Speaker 3: She's a very busy lawyer's name again, her name is Amelia,
• 3:33:06
  Speaker 3: and she works for Berkshire Hathaway. She's very busy. She
• 3:33:10
  Speaker 3: took the liberty of looking at our parody songs and
• 3:33:13
  Speaker 3: she says they're fair use.
• 3:33:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, they're fair use. And we have been told that
• 3:33:20
  Speaker 2: if we just kind of say them out and about,
• 3:33:23
  Speaker 2: no one can really come for us.
• 3:33:24
  Speaker 1: If we're moving, you can't get us because we go
• 3:33:27
  Speaker 1: up and down at water and we go up and
• 3:33:30
  Speaker 1: the we're walking up from Wine and Eggs all the
• 3:33:32
  Speaker 1: way down to Spina. My favorite part too, is that
• 3:33:36
  Speaker 1: we're doing these Christmas carrols, but we're like, sure, we
• 3:33:39
  Speaker 1: add some Christmas terms to pop to pop culture songs,
• 3:33:44
  Speaker 1: but then we add some like young pop stuff to
• 3:33:47
  Speaker 1: Christmas carrolls.
• 3:33:49
  Speaker 2: Culture songs. I love Oh Christmas, Christmasy Okay, well yes,
• 3:34:01
  Speaker 2: when we when we update Christmas parts, when we updated
• 3:34:06
  Speaker 2: jingle bells to make it a little bit more pop,
• 3:34:08
  Speaker 2: a little bit more.
• 3:34:09
  Speaker 1: Mons, or even have yourself Oh merry little wrizzler.
• 3:34:21
  Speaker 3: From now double booms will be boom seven.
• 3:34:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna have to post in the comments of
• 3:34:36
  Speaker 5: six seven is still relevant by the time this video
• 3:34:39
  Speaker 5: comes out.
• 3:34:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my was out and about all of our nieces
• 3:34:47
  Speaker 3: and nephews running around saying six seven.
• 3:34:49
  Speaker 2: They love six seven. I love when people refer to
• 3:34:52
  Speaker 2: that as a joke. Yes, yes, I love it and
• 3:34:55
  Speaker 2: I get it. And another one five six seven. I'm sorry,
• 3:34:58
  Speaker 2: miss Jackson, it's Christmas time. That's meant to make your
• 3:35:04
  Speaker 2: presence fine. I apologize a million times.
• 3:35:08
  Speaker 1: I've never meant to make yours.
• 3:35:11
  Speaker 2: And this story, the idea is there's a woman talking
• 3:35:14
  Speaker 2: to her neighbor, missus Jackson, who accidentally got her Christmas
• 3:35:18
  Speaker 2: presents to fly.
• 3:35:22
  Speaker 3: We love doing this one. Uh oh man, how does
• 3:35:26
  Speaker 3: it start? Oh no, secret Santa?
• 3:35:29
  Speaker 2: Wait no, that's secrets.
• 3:35:31
  Speaker 3: At the chimney.
• 3:35:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, we de sexualized Santa Baby one sing it together.
• 3:35:47
  Speaker 3: It's a filthy song.
• 3:35:49
  Speaker 5: You're telling me, you're telling me that Harlotte is going
• 3:35:52
  Speaker 5: to be in charge of a platinum mine.
• 3:35:53
  Speaker 2: There's lives at stake.
• 3:35:54
  Speaker 3: Goodness great, that's that secret, Santa, That's what I was
• 3:35:57
  Speaker 3: trying to do.
• 3:35:59
  Speaker 10: Like that.
• 3:36:00
  Speaker 1: Let me espress tonight the boom boonight.
• 3:36:06
  Speaker 8: All small, all expenses.
• 3:36:14
  Speaker 3: Round jump boom boo, holy.
• 3:36:25
  Speaker 8: Fancial boom, sleep.
• 3:36:34
  Speaker 3: Love boom.
• 3:36:44
  Speaker 2: To change, sleep in the boo booey change.
• 3:36:52
  Speaker 8: Sleep in the.
• 3:36:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, our songbook is the best thing about us.
• 3:36:57
  Speaker 1: It's hard to talk about anything else, right, we should talk.
• 3:37:01
  Speaker 3: About coming up.
• 3:37:03
  Speaker 2: We're playing. We're playing jingle Ball, said a big gig.
• 3:37:09
  Speaker 2: Meant we're hoping at five p m. For jingle Ball.
• 3:37:12
  Speaker 5: We're coming on, Yes, we're coming on after Vince Benson,
• 3:37:16
  Speaker 5: boone Benson.
• 3:37:18
  Speaker 3: That's a good boy.
• 3:37:20
  Speaker 1: He's a good boy.
• 3:37:22
  Speaker 2: Of his song, no one of his his real song.
• 3:37:27
  Speaker 2: I wrote moonbean Ice. I scream does sound like a
• 3:37:34
  Speaker 2: Carol I scream.
• 3:37:39
  Speaker 3: Blue jeets.
• 3:37:41
  Speaker 1: But that's a performer. When I see performers do anything
• 3:37:45
  Speaker 1: but bounce while they're singing, I'm amazed because we just bounced, right,
• 3:37:48
  Speaker 1: He's we just if you talk to any Caroller and
• 3:37:51
  Speaker 1: it's just this Caroler bounce, a couple of.
• 3:37:54
  Speaker 2: Moves Carolla bounce and Kroler eye contact.
• 3:37:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, right, and that's core.
• 3:37:59
  Speaker 3: And icon't act with the whole head.
• 3:38:01
  Speaker 39: Yes, but it's it's if it's just the eyes, you're
• 3:38:04
  Speaker 39: doing it wrong. But this is not screen acting. No, no,
• 3:38:08
  Speaker 39: but I always say this is not screen I see
• 3:38:13
  Speaker 39: it's a moon flip. And I see so many people
• 3:38:15
  Speaker 39: like you know, Christina Aguilera, I love, and I'm like,
• 3:38:19
  Speaker 39: all I can do is yes, yes, I can only
• 3:38:23
  Speaker 39: look and bounce. I love to look at with you women.
• 3:38:27
  Speaker 3: It's wonderful.
• 3:38:28
  Speaker 2: Christmas time is just the specialist time for us because
• 3:38:31
  Speaker 2: it's the only time we really work too.
• 3:38:33
  Speaker 1: What do you guys do when it's not Christmas.
• 3:38:35
  Speaker 2: I've tried, you know, I tried a summer group. Oh,
• 3:38:38
  Speaker 2: Summer Carols, Summer Carrol's. It just didn't hit. It was
• 3:38:41
  Speaker 2: too hot and no so much sand. It's a lot
• 3:38:44
  Speaker 2: of lead Zeppelin and kind.
• 3:38:45
  Speaker 3: Of California girls boys.
• 3:38:50
  Speaker 2: Long doing Bohemian Rhapsody. And we have Summer Love and
• 3:38:56
  Speaker 2: from Greece. That was a big hit.
• 3:38:58
  Speaker 1: Auditioned for one. It was my the sides they gave
• 3:39:01
  Speaker 1: me wassie hep dude, due dude, du dude, heop hoop.
• 3:39:08
  Speaker 2: I just kept doing I mean, yeah it was I.
• 3:39:11
  Speaker 5: I did it for one year and now you know,
• 3:39:15
  Speaker 5: standing next to a roller coaster singing take it Easy
• 3:39:17
  Speaker 5: for six hours.
• 3:39:18
  Speaker 1: That was a nightmare. And you're always read, you always
• 3:39:23
  Speaker 1: it's like.
• 3:39:23
  Speaker 3: They follow you and knocking on a door in summer.
• 3:39:28
  Speaker 2: You'll get killed.
• 3:39:29
  Speaker 3: You'll get killed. Everyone's it'll kill you for caroling in
• 3:39:33
  Speaker 3: the summer.
• 3:39:34
  Speaker 1: Killed. I like, I like caroling in the spring. It's
• 3:39:38
  Speaker 1: nice because it feels like it's graduation songs.
• 3:39:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's Easter. It's about chrisis, died, Crisis, Risen christ
• 3:39:46
  Speaker 2: will come again five six seven, Nick Christ.
• 3:39:51
  Speaker 1: Christ I could write.
• 3:39:59
  Speaker 2: The is a mash up and the next collaboration we
• 3:40:02
  Speaker 2: love to call this and we're working on collaboration.
• 3:40:05
  Speaker 1: We heard mashups were a thing five years ago, so
• 3:40:07
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do them now.
• 3:40:09
  Speaker 40: Really loved boy, Girl, girl Talk, Girl Talk, Supermash Brothers,
• 3:40:15
  Speaker 40: Supermash Brothers, Booty La Genus And sometimes we'll just do
• 3:40:18
  Speaker 40: songs because we like them, like Cold Place, Paradise.
• 3:40:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas, Christmas, Christmas dice
• 3:40:32
  Speaker 2: every time I close my eyes. Oh I also, I
• 3:40:37
  Speaker 2: mean ladies like us, you know we love cold Play.
• 3:40:40
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 3:40:42
  Speaker 1: It's like ice on my back.
• 3:40:45
  Speaker 41: I used to hang the tree, put the ornaments on
• 3:40:50
  Speaker 41: the tree, the tree. This time to put presents under
• 3:41:03
  Speaker 41: the tree, the present.
• 3:41:09
  Speaker 3: Under the tree.
• 3:41:11
  Speaker 2: I hear carols all twies season.
• 3:41:21
  Speaker 3: Christmas Christmas.
• 3:41:25
  Speaker 2: Never decided the lyrics for that one that was already
• 3:41:27
  Speaker 2: Christmas song.
• 3:41:29
  Speaker 3: Course first, Yeah, we started from the beginning. And sometimes
• 3:41:34
  Speaker 3: you know, because we have these writing sessions. We have
• 3:41:36
  Speaker 3: these all night writing sessions. Because November thirtieth.
• 3:41:40
  Speaker 5: All night is for us six pm to eight exactly,
• 3:41:44
  Speaker 5: witches and all night or six we are if we're
• 3:41:49
  Speaker 5: getting crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I wake up with bags under my eye. I mean going,
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  Speaker 3: I went to bed at ten.
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  Speaker 2: I can't piece of chocolate.
• 3:41:57
  Speaker 1: If I have a piece of chocolate after lunch a little,
• 3:42:01
  Speaker 1: then I could.
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  Speaker 2: Be like I could do it all if I have
• 3:42:03
  Speaker 2: past nine pm. Ago cross eyed literally started screaming, you
• 3:42:08
  Speaker 2: know that's time.
• 3:42:10
  Speaker 3: You know my secret. I've been doing a little bit
• 3:42:12
  Speaker 3: of I've been having My niece has these pixie sticks
• 3:42:15
  Speaker 3: for her kids. That pixie sticks the little sugar sticks.
• 3:42:18
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't have to be careful. You need to. I heard.
• 3:42:29
  Speaker 3: Let me look it up.
• 3:42:30
  Speaker 2: I read about it to range.
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  Speaker 29: What do you want?
• 3:42:32
  Speaker 42: It's got to be somewhere to range kindergarten teachers asking
• 3:42:37
  Speaker 42: me range Google drives. I'll go to the iTunes in
• 3:42:42
  Speaker 42: the picture.
• 3:42:43
  Speaker 2: Let me go to all the children. I believe these
• 3:42:48
  Speaker 2: things really happened.
• 3:42:50
  Speaker 1: I saw this on the news, Katie.
• 3:42:52
  Speaker 4: It was an awful teacher.
• 3:42:55
  Speaker 2: Super Boy brought.
• 3:42:59
  Speaker 1: Reluctant love girls.
• 3:43:03
  Speaker 3: He I don't know.
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  Speaker 43: He's actual movie, wonderful house movies. They were children's person.
• 3:43:18
  Speaker 2: Just for just a new.
• 3:43:22
  Speaker 3: Called by Justin tears by Suprea.
• 3:43:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, that child is.
• 3:43:29
  Speaker 1: Like, you didn't show me the picture of.
• 3:43:31
  Speaker 2: Your new pool, and now you can.
• 3:43:33
  Speaker 3: Well, let me get the pool.
• 3:43:35
  Speaker 2: Kind of think you got a pool? Is doing?
• 3:43:40
  Speaker 1: She has to show me a picture of a new.
• 3:43:42
  Speaker 2: I got a new pool? Did you hear the news?
• 3:43:46
  Speaker 3: Well? Should I email it to someone named Jervy Elder?
• 3:43:49
  Speaker 44: Yes, yes, that's to just go ahead and send that. Well,
• 3:43:56
  Speaker 44: let me let me see and focus up six eight
• 3:44:02
  Speaker 44: better watch out, I'm telling you why.
• 3:44:10
  Speaker 3: You so?
• 3:44:12
  Speaker 2: This is a warning song.
• 3:44:14
  Speaker 5: Can the mother's vaping is taking over the children, and
• 3:44:19
  Speaker 5: can I just bring something up, which is and I
• 3:44:22
  Speaker 5: love you girls, I loved it.
• 3:44:24
  Speaker 2: We love you, Beth. We have started bath. I can
• 3:44:27
  Speaker 2: barely fit in one and she's wet.
• 3:44:30
  Speaker 1: So what the fuck was that?
• 3:44:32
  Speaker 2: Because she's wet, Peach, she can't she could barely fit
• 3:44:36
  Speaker 2: in the bath. So wet Teach.
• 3:44:38
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm trying to read like I trying to do
• 3:44:41
  Speaker 3: a classic read like you jumpy.
• 3:44:44
  Speaker 2: That was so fucked up, Peach, she could barely fit
• 3:44:46
  Speaker 2: in the bath because she's so wet.
• 3:44:48
  Speaker 1: I know, Really, you can't say you're wet to justify
• 3:44:51
  Speaker 1: what you're.
• 3:44:51
  Speaker 2: Really it's because you're wet, you gonna overflow. You're adding
• 3:44:54
  Speaker 2: water to the volume of you know that. I had
• 3:44:57
  Speaker 2: to get a new knee and I've been resting and
• 3:44:59
  Speaker 2: I I have been enjoying my treats. It's because you're wet,
• 3:45:04
  Speaker 2: you're reaching, You're peaching. I'm peaching. Okay, I have reached.
• 3:45:10
  Speaker 3: This is what we say when her stand up premises
• 3:45:12
  Speaker 3: are a kit of a reach.
• 3:45:14
  Speaker 2: The reach, come on, come on, come on, follow me.
• 3:45:18
  Speaker 2: A faulty heating pillow is relatable to everyone in my garden.
• 3:45:24
  Speaker 2: That is relatable. Come on.
• 3:45:30
  Speaker 3: Flackers flappers anyway, what were you.
• 3:45:33
  Speaker 2: Going to say? I have a bit of a qualm.
• 3:45:35
  Speaker 5: I went in to just sing Johnny Old Saint Nicholas
• 3:45:39
  Speaker 5: or Santa Claus's coming. No, that was Santa Claus is
• 3:45:41
  Speaker 5: coming to town, and I just started to sing. And
• 3:45:43
  Speaker 5: we have started to change the lyrics to so many things.
• 3:45:46
  Speaker 5: I fear that I don't ever know what we're saying.
• 3:45:49
  Speaker 2: It's confusing.
• 3:45:50
  Speaker 5: I fear that Christmas songs are no longer safe, popular
• 3:45:53
  Speaker 5: songs are no longer.
• 3:45:54
  Speaker 1: But I think it's a problem when Peach just counts
• 3:45:57
  Speaker 1: us in, I don't know what we're counting us in for.
• 3:45:59
  Speaker 2: Wait, she goes, and I don't We've talked about.
• 3:46:04
  Speaker 3: A folder, or the parody folder, or the pair of
• 3:46:06
  Speaker 3: used pair use folder, or the Christmas parody folder.
• 3:46:09
  Speaker 5: A very very much fear that we are trying so
• 3:46:12
  Speaker 5: hard to be relevant, we are taking ourselves out of
• 3:46:14
  Speaker 5: the job that we do.
• 3:46:15
  Speaker 2: And I don't know why you say we're trying to
• 3:46:17
  Speaker 2: be relevant.
• 3:46:18
  Speaker 3: Well, because she's running the TikTok oh here. We couldn't
• 3:46:21
  Speaker 3: come to my birthday because she had tiktoks.
• 3:46:24
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I had to do
• 3:46:28
  Speaker 5: a very very very funny two sided video, which was
• 3:46:32
  Speaker 5: me on one side being able to do it. It
• 3:46:35
  Speaker 5: was it was the woman who organizes all the carols.
• 3:46:38
  Speaker 5: My name is Pink and it's really nice to meet you.
• 3:46:40
  Speaker 5: And then on the other side, the person who's always
• 3:46:42
  Speaker 5: off key. You're recommended to me by somebody it and
• 3:46:49
  Speaker 5: by the way, we haven't done the Pink Panther' song
• 3:46:51
  Speaker 5: and it's been in our pop culture songs. I know,
• 3:46:54
  Speaker 5: I know our TikTok trains carols would do so well.
• 3:46:57
  Speaker 5: Could so many of the men in the medley?
• 3:47:00
  Speaker 10: Hey not so easy?
• 3:47:06
  Speaker 1: Where have you been? Nobody knows me like you do.
• 3:47:11
  Speaker 3: Nobody knows.
• 3:47:14
  Speaker 1: Missus Claus.
• 3:47:17
  Speaker 8: That's funny.
• 3:47:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we should do it.
• 3:47:22
  Speaker 3: You Christmas?
• 3:47:27
  Speaker 2: You what about this? Let me ch I love that song.
• 3:47:39
  Speaker 2: We've got to put that. We've got to learn Japan.
• 3:47:42
  Speaker 2: We've got to.
• 3:47:43
  Speaker 1: Feel like we're losing ourselves. I think Bath is right.
• 3:47:45
  Speaker 1: I think if you really just think about we need
• 3:47:48
  Speaker 1: to do one thing and one thing, well, don't you
• 3:47:50
  Speaker 1: think this town has made us think we have to
• 3:47:52
  Speaker 1: do everything?
• 3:47:54
  Speaker 2: It's the valley You're you're just really hungry. I mean,
• 3:47:57
  Speaker 2: we've had different sections of types of song. I mean,
• 3:48:00
  Speaker 2: remember when we tried to go dark. Remember when we
• 3:48:02
  Speaker 2: tried to go a little bit more like you.
• 3:48:05
  Speaker 3: Guys know this, when we did hark emo bells, Yes,
• 3:48:08
  Speaker 3: hark emo dark emobils, all emo bells, all black bells
• 3:48:12
  Speaker 3: or dark bells. Raven Raven claud Raven raven clall, raven.
• 3:48:15
  Speaker 2: Dark raven claw.
• 3:48:17
  Speaker 1: We didn't know, Harry Potp my dirty little Christmas, dirty
• 3:48:22
  Speaker 1: little Chris.
• 3:48:23
  Speaker 3: I chimed him with a Habn't you of people ever
• 3:48:25
  Speaker 3: heard of going down the Chimney Durance dance. It's Christmas
• 3:48:30
  Speaker 3: time at the Christmas Store dance dance.
• 3:48:33
  Speaker 2: One thing. I don't know why. I didn't even matter
• 3:48:36
  Speaker 2: how Christmas time. Each time you ride, I'm reminded myself
• 3:48:39
  Speaker 2: it's Christmas time, Christmas time, Hi, Christmas time and snow
• 3:48:46
  Speaker 2: flag and there.
• 3:48:47
  Speaker 3: Was alativity scene with Jesus in it.
• 3:48:51
  Speaker 2: There was yes, Hi Christmas time and snow and there
• 3:48:57
  Speaker 2: was a lit.
• 3:49:04
  Speaker 3: S Christmas song. But in the yard Nativity with Jesus.
• 3:49:10
  Speaker 2: In it, it was a stretcher. It was that was
• 3:49:13
  Speaker 2: a peach, That was a peatrich, that was a peach reach.
• 3:49:17
  Speaker 2: And we went back. We went, We went southern I
• 3:49:20
  Speaker 2: don't want to.
• 3:49:21
  Speaker 5: Say when I'm sexy an old folky, but but but
• 3:49:24
  Speaker 5: I do like the traditionals. I just missed.
• 3:49:30
  Speaker 2: Traditionals.
• 3:49:31
  Speaker 4: Top four.
• 3:49:32
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, gotta be Last Christmas. I mean, that's a traditional.
• 3:49:37
  Speaker 2: Last Christmas, I.
• 3:49:38
  Speaker 1: Gave you my heart, but the very next day you
• 3:49:42
  Speaker 1: gave me I give it.
• 3:49:47
  Speaker 8: To someone.
• 3:49:50
  Speaker 2: Like Jesus. Like Jesus, and I like those editions.
• 3:49:54
  Speaker 1: Just remember.
• 3:49:56
  Speaker 37: You.
• 3:49:57
  Speaker 2: Why did George Michael not talk about Jesus more.
• 3:50:01
  Speaker 1: Like we should talk to him about it should have
• 3:50:05
  Speaker 1: been last prophet. I gave you a read. But the
• 3:50:08
  Speaker 1: very last day the stars were aligned, and that's Jesus
• 3:50:13
  Speaker 1: in the little bed. It's a Nativity see with the
• 3:50:16
  Speaker 1: bed the bed true, that's what I meant.
• 3:50:24
  Speaker 2: Well, sorry, already written it. I think I love jingle
• 3:50:29
  Speaker 2: bell rock. That's one of my favorites. Five six seven.
• 3:50:33
  Speaker 3: Jingle bell.
• 3:50:35
  Speaker 2: Rock.
• 3:50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it is a part of caroling. I'd say.
• 3:50:44
  Speaker 1: The difference between caroling and choir songs and church Christmas
• 3:50:47
  Speaker 1: songs is this tempo. Keep are fast, And I think.
• 3:50:51
  Speaker 2: You've literally never told me that before.
• 3:50:53
  Speaker 1: I say it all the time.
• 3:50:54
  Speaker 2: No, she's saying it now because the cameras are here.
• 3:50:56
  Speaker 2: She just gets mad because I hold my notes out
• 3:50:58
  Speaker 2: because I like opera.
• 3:50:59
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. I'm a staccato slut.
• 3:51:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm a lancado loser.
• 3:51:06
  Speaker 1: I will say, you know, it's really nice.
• 3:51:09
  Speaker 3: To me too.
• 3:51:11
  Speaker 2: Some people, some people I eat some people people.
• 3:51:16
  Speaker 3: Oh Jeffrey Dahmer covers.
• 3:51:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, we actually cannot get into those.
• 3:51:23
  Speaker 5: We got invited to a weird party where we never
• 3:51:25
  Speaker 5: saw anyone's real faces. Yes, that was a Jeffrey Dahmer
• 3:51:28
  Speaker 5: theme party. Can you bring some Jeffrey Dahmer theme carols
• 3:51:31
  Speaker 5: for us?
• 3:51:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 3:51:32
  Speaker 1: That was when we were getting invited to like six
• 3:51:34
  Speaker 1: parties and stuff.
• 3:51:36
  Speaker 2: Those were the swinging two thousand and five.
• 3:51:40
  Speaker 3: We tried to do the.
• 3:51:41
  Speaker 1: Halls and it didn't really But I do think I'll
• 3:51:44
  Speaker 1: say this, I do think it's funny at these six
• 3:51:47
  Speaker 1: parties to have four older women singing carols on the side.
• 3:51:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's funny.
• 3:51:52
  Speaker 3: I will say, somebody, Well, that was.
• 3:51:54
  Speaker 2: One that was huge. Remember the Twelve Days of eat Assy,
• 3:51:59
  Speaker 2: twelve Days of eat as my true love gave to
• 3:52:02
  Speaker 2: me one never.
• 3:52:10
  Speaker 1: But plugs three to read Diva.
• 3:52:13
  Speaker 2: Comes two condoms and UH always said we get around
• 3:52:21
  Speaker 2: to the last one. We never did well. I love
• 3:52:23
  Speaker 2: dashing through the muff. I don't love that one. Dashing
• 3:52:27
  Speaker 2: through the muff on one whose soapen dick, Oh the
• 3:52:30
  Speaker 2: muff we go cus and balls and rings. It making
• 3:52:36
  Speaker 2: feals cry. Is what fun it is to ride and
• 3:52:39
  Speaker 2: single muffall tonight.
• 3:52:44
  Speaker 3: Eating box a night and day to eat the.
• 3:52:53
  Speaker 2: Bush and muff. And that was one of our best ones.
• 3:52:59
  Speaker 1: But that's how hard we work for these gigs. If
• 3:53:01
  Speaker 1: it's one gig, we'll write a whole parody for that,
• 3:53:04
  Speaker 1: like we did. We did carols for a financial conference.
• 3:53:07
  Speaker 2: Yes you got, you got sex party songs were crazy.
• 3:53:12
  Speaker 2: Get ready to play till you hear financial conference songs.
• 3:53:16
  Speaker 3: Get ready for Santa Claus is coming to town, except
• 3:53:19
  Speaker 3: it's about a company doing its initial public offering.
• 3:53:24
  Speaker 2: One You better watch outs, better cry all those files tonight.
• 3:53:36
  Speaker 8: By public.
• 3:53:42
  Speaker 2: We'll see your fight ghost scores. Now we'll see you.
• 3:53:47
  Speaker 3: A group means you have to hold your stock until
• 3:53:53
  Speaker 3: it's the right time to itself.
• 3:53:57
  Speaker 2: Watch out, you better not count. You're bad. All those
• 3:54:02
  Speaker 2: to night company.
• 3:54:07
  Speaker 3: To go. We worked so hard for every geting really
• 3:54:13
  Speaker 3: put our whole regard into our home bussie into it.
• 3:54:16
  Speaker 5: Remember when we just did a party for a man
• 3:54:18
  Speaker 5: named Rodrigo yourself?
• 3:54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mary rod you're a nice one, mister.
• 3:54:29
  Speaker 3: It's your birthday today.
• 3:54:33
  Speaker 2: That one was so funny because I really thought more
• 3:54:35
  Speaker 2: people would be at the party and it was just
• 3:54:37
  Speaker 2: right for him.
• 3:54:38
  Speaker 5: In a row kind of a sunset Bulevard situation, a
• 3:54:41
  Speaker 5: little spooky going again.
• 3:54:44
  Speaker 2: Another we got to Rodrigo.
• 3:54:47
  Speaker 1: Rodrigo has come.
• 3:54:49
  Speaker 2: I saw Mommy kissing Rodrigo.
• 3:54:54
  Speaker 1: We changed the time sature for that one got run
• 3:54:56
  Speaker 1: over by.
• 3:55:00
  Speaker 2: And then he said, how did you know? And then
• 3:55:01
  Speaker 2: he said out, yes.
• 3:55:03
  Speaker 1: That was scary.
• 3:55:04
  Speaker 2: It was scary.
• 3:55:05
  Speaker 3: We had to hustle our bustle over way out of
• 3:55:07
  Speaker 3: that apartment.
• 3:55:07
  Speaker 2: I wish we could vet these people.
• 3:55:09
  Speaker 1: But you're the only one with an iPhone.
• 3:55:10
  Speaker 2: I have a foot phone.
• 3:55:11
  Speaker 3: Now I'm trying. I'm trying to get this app so
• 3:55:13
  Speaker 3: I can ask people what to do.
• 3:55:15
  Speaker 2: But I just don't know.
• 3:55:18
  Speaker 1: My husband picks us all up and drops us off.
• 3:55:21
  Speaker 1: He's so lovely before and after each king Remember that
• 3:55:24
  Speaker 1: yard sale in Echo Park? Did He picked us up,
• 3:55:28
  Speaker 1: dropped us off and we went to Bar Floras.
• 3:55:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was so fun I could I couldn't get
• 3:55:33
  Speaker 2: up those stairs. Oh my gosh with your knee bath.
• 3:55:40
  Speaker 2: It's like they have tables outside, but they really don't
• 3:55:42
  Speaker 2: because they're always full.
• 3:55:44
  Speaker 12: What you do putting a margarita at the top of
• 3:55:46
  Speaker 12: the stairs.
• 3:55:47
  Speaker 5: I felt like a donkey with a carrier.
• 3:55:51
  Speaker 1: With a candy can.
• 3:55:52
  Speaker 3: And those those trendy girls are camping. I convinced that
• 3:55:57
  Speaker 3: dusk to dawn on those outside. Why have I never
• 3:56:01
  Speaker 3: gotten a table?
• 3:56:02
  Speaker 2: I can't believe it. What about when we did that
• 3:56:05
  Speaker 2: Silent Auction? So I really pushed for price in that
• 3:56:16
  Speaker 2: song and they didn't last and we told you know,
• 3:56:18
  Speaker 2: and you still sing. You know what? Peach is sticking
• 3:56:22
  Speaker 2: to her gums today.
• 3:56:23
  Speaker 3: When we said Peach, it's in the name, it's begging
• 3:56:26
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 3:56:26
  Speaker 2: To be silent auction, I said, silent practice, Marsh, It's
• 3:56:30
  Speaker 2: better wordplay, Pea.
• 3:56:33
  Speaker 3: We have to play to the crowd sometimes.
• 3:56:35
  Speaker 1: What's your dream gig? Girls?
• 3:56:36
  Speaker 3: I want to do a baseball game.
• 3:56:38
  Speaker 1: What do you want to sing?
• 3:56:40
  Speaker 3: I want to sing the seventh inning stretch? But Christmas?
• 3:56:44
  Speaker 3: Oke me yo too, It's Christmas. Take me, it's Christmas Eve.
• 3:56:52
  Speaker 3: Hang me some stockings and pea nut fries. I don't
• 3:56:57
  Speaker 3: care if it's ever not Christmas. Let's snow, snow snow
• 3:57:01
  Speaker 3: cause it's Christmas. If Santa doesn't come, it's a shame
• 3:57:06
  Speaker 3: for it's one two reindeer on.
• 3:57:10
  Speaker 8: His own sand.
• 3:57:14
  Speaker 2: Gorgeous dream gig mine. Yes, I want to play a funeral.
• 3:57:20
  Speaker 2: Oh mind similar, I want to do a military funeral. Oh,
• 3:57:23
  Speaker 2: a military funeral, Andy came.
• 3:57:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good. That's good. That's good.
• 3:57:44
  Speaker 3: I want to do.
• 3:57:44
  Speaker 1: I want to do a basketball game.
• 3:57:47
  Speaker 2: Love that we're.
• 3:57:48
  Speaker 1: Playing Chris miss time, We're playing Christmas time and really quick.
• 3:57:56
  Speaker 2: There's got to be more words than just Christmas about Christmas, right.
• 3:57:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's easy to you know, we could say no.
• 3:58:05
  Speaker 2: Holiday's season.
• 3:58:09
  Speaker 1: What's the equivalent of a Christmas for a basketball? A snowball?
• 3:58:14
  Speaker 2: Like a big ball.
• 3:58:18
  Speaker 1: We're throwing big snow.
• 3:58:21
  Speaker 2: That's really good.
• 3:58:22
  Speaker 1: That that was a collapse.
• 3:58:23
  Speaker 3: Very good, very good.
• 3:58:25
  Speaker 5: I really think there's a lot of future for us.
• 3:58:28
  Speaker 5: I really think there's a lot to be done.
• 3:58:30
  Speaker 3: You've got to come to the grove this Saturday, December.
• 3:58:34
  Speaker 2: Twenty doing a crossover with Gap and Cats Eye. We
• 3:58:39
  Speaker 2: are doing all Cats Eye songs about Christmas style and if.
• 3:58:42
  Speaker 1: You tip us enough, we go into Saphar with you
• 3:58:45
  Speaker 1: and you can do our makeup.
• 3:58:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, you can.
• 3:58:48
  Speaker 2: Love this day. I got all dressed up because every
• 3:58:52
  Speaker 2: year there's a new makeup trend that some little girl
• 3:58:55
  Speaker 2: is trying on my face.
• 3:58:56
  Speaker 1: Once she tried on you with the cylinder and the
• 3:58:58
  Speaker 1: two ball two snowball below it.
• 3:59:00
  Speaker 12: Yes, I was so confused. It was a cylinder with
• 3:59:02
  Speaker 12: two balls below it.
• 3:59:04
  Speaker 2: And I said, what is a cylinder? It seems like
• 3:59:06
  Speaker 2: it has a triangle at the top, and she said,
• 3:59:08
  Speaker 2: it's all the rage online. And so I said, well,
• 3:59:11
  Speaker 2: thank you, Gloria. You've been a wonderful little girl. Thank
• 3:59:14
  Speaker 2: you so much for doing this. Can I sing you
• 3:59:20
  Speaker 2: a song, Gloria for how.
• 3:59:23
  Speaker 3: You've been? Wonder girl, past test you've been.
• 3:59:28
  Speaker 1: You've been.
• 3:59:33
  Speaker 2: Simply the best little girl, the best wonder girl in show,
• 3:59:36
  Speaker 2: best in show, little girl. If the if the category
• 3:59:40
  Speaker 2: was little girl, you've gotten best in show. I can't
• 3:59:43
  Speaker 2: wait to go to the girl. I hope coffee beans
• 3:59:45
  Speaker 2: still selling hot chocolate.
• 3:59:47
  Speaker 3: All predicted is still there so I can get some
• 3:59:49
  Speaker 3: of those low rise jeans that are baggy.
• 3:59:53
  Speaker 5: Own mixology is still there so we can get a
• 3:59:55
  Speaker 5: drink on the top of the Gana store.
• 4:00:00
  Speaker 2: I hope that the Farmer's Market is there so I
• 4:00:03
  Speaker 2: can spend thirteen dollars on something this big.
• 4:00:06
  Speaker 1: Listen. Our our war space is the mall.
• 4:00:10
  Speaker 2: Our war space is the mall. We are at the mall.
• 4:00:13
  Speaker 2: We are at war war all.
• 4:00:17
  Speaker 1: Next touch cent to all the time. But I hate
• 4:00:19
  Speaker 1: that because the line is always so loud and they
• 4:00:21
  Speaker 1: can't hear us.
• 4:00:22
  Speaker 3: And to be honest, he's getting all the attention.
• 4:00:24
  Speaker 2: It's nicely.
• 4:00:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 4:00:26
  Speaker 1: I like to be in the back near a target.
• 4:00:28
  Speaker 2: I like to go on the escalator. I feel like
• 4:00:31
  Speaker 2: I'm in a movie.
• 4:00:31
  Speaker 30: Oh.
• 4:00:32
  Speaker 2: I love when we do escalators. We just keep on
• 4:00:34
  Speaker 2: walking up and down escalators. Our dresses get caught every time.
• 4:00:38
  Speaker 1: That one time the Century City Mall put us in
• 4:00:40
  Speaker 1: an elevator and we gave that man a heart attack.
• 4:00:42
  Speaker 2: That was we opened he opened the door and we
• 4:00:45
  Speaker 2: started singing, so he had a heart attack. The doors
• 4:00:47
  Speaker 2: wouldn't close anur attack in the middle of the doorway.
• 4:00:51
  Speaker 1: The first person ever in America to have a heart
• 4:00:53
  Speaker 1: attack to a Mike Posner song.
• 4:00:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, five six and I took a pair of little besa.
• 4:00:59
  Speaker 3: I was cool and if six.
• 4:01:02
  Speaker 11: Week so something to do, Ellen, Ellen, thank you, thank you,
• 4:01:12
  Speaker 11: thank you.
• 4:01:13
  Speaker 3: Watch fun not to take up too much space.
• 4:01:15
  Speaker 1: Do that solo again. It's so good.
• 4:01:17
  Speaker 3: I finally got older and he was six weeks old,
• 4:01:19
  Speaker 3: and it's somebody was something to do.
• 4:01:21
  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. Like Mike Posers in the room, Like.
• 4:01:27
  Speaker 3: Mic Poser. If you see this, Mike, please come see
• 4:01:30
  Speaker 3: us at the grove. We'd love to have you.
• 4:01:34
  Speaker 2: There is a bonnet with your name on it. There
• 4:01:37
  Speaker 2: is Michael Michael, Michael Michael bonnet with your name on it.
• 4:01:44
  Speaker 2: Wherever you're ready, We.
• 4:01:47
  Speaker 3: Have your dimensions. We deduced it for your music video.
• 4:01:50
  Speaker 2: We have to mention who made these. By the way,
• 4:01:52
  Speaker 2: these bonnets you out of the sheets of your daughter.
• 4:01:56
  Speaker 1: I miss her every day and I just wanted her
• 4:01:59
  Speaker 1: to be with so I took her sheets. She went
• 4:02:02
  Speaker 1: to college. She went to college, to college, she said, Boden,
• 4:02:06
  Speaker 1: She said, Boden. God, I wish she was studying music,
• 4:02:09
  Speaker 1: don't you.
• 4:02:10
  Speaker 2: I just when are they going to make a caroling major?
• 4:02:13
  Speaker 3: When they go major caro, because you need to be
• 4:02:17
  Speaker 3: set up. You can't just go into the world without
• 4:02:20
  Speaker 3: a formal training.
• 4:02:21
  Speaker 1: I think you need at least a minor you need
• 4:02:24
  Speaker 1: a minor.
• 4:02:24
  Speaker 5: If I could go back to college, I get a
• 4:02:26
  Speaker 5: major in caroling and a minor in business, because running
• 4:02:29
  Speaker 5: a Carroll company is a business.
• 4:02:30
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. You're so good at the books.
• 4:02:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, I run the books. I am the one in
• 4:02:35
  Speaker 5: charge of the money. I pay everyone out. Every gig
• 4:02:37
  Speaker 5: we get paid forty dollars and I give everyone ten.
• 4:02:40
  Speaker 1: And every gig when you when she pays us, she
• 4:02:43
  Speaker 1: adds us as a friend on Venmo again, and I'm like,
• 4:02:47
  Speaker 1: it's a funny way.
• 4:02:48
  Speaker 2: I can't tell if it's coming through Venmo, if it's
• 4:02:50
  Speaker 2: coming through zell, if it's coming through my bank account,
• 4:02:52
  Speaker 2: I can't either. I don't know.
• 4:02:54
  Speaker 1: I send it out.
• 4:02:55
  Speaker 5: But the thing about it, I don't want you to
• 4:02:58
  Speaker 5: be tracked on my I don't want you to get
• 4:03:00
  Speaker 5: what I got when it comes to taxes. They the
• 4:03:03
  Speaker 5: I R S says, it sees that we're friends on
• 4:03:05
  Speaker 5: venom Mo. I don't want them coming for you.
• 4:03:07
  Speaker 1: That's why I unfriend me, send me the money, and
• 4:03:10
  Speaker 1: then unfriend.
• 4:03:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's so funny because I don't you know, sometimes
• 4:03:15
  Speaker 3: people have sent me money on Venmo and they're not
• 4:03:18
  Speaker 3: my friend, and they haven't sent me a Well, Ellen, what.
• 4:03:21
  Speaker 8: Are you doing?
• 4:03:25
  Speaker 3: I'm part of a fall group? What is that? I
• 4:03:28
  Speaker 3: wasn't going to tell you what the fuck it's.
• 4:03:32
  Speaker 2: It's a fall group.
• 4:03:33
  Speaker 3: It's just a casual group. It's really more of a
• 4:03:35
  Speaker 3: fun thing.
• 4:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, everything is casual. There's nothing. There's something formal about fall.
• 4:03:41
  Speaker 3: Of course, Well.
• 4:03:42
  Speaker 2: We've we've just what the fuck are you talking about?
• 4:03:45
  Speaker 2: You better get your mouth straight right now before I
• 4:03:47
  Speaker 2: punch it.
• 4:03:48
  Speaker 1: Ellen, What the fuck is going on in your fucking.
• 4:03:51
  Speaker 2: Head, you twisted little ship? Spit it out, you google, Ellen,
• 4:03:56
  Speaker 2: you hag.
• 4:03:56
  Speaker 1: You have dirked all over your fucking fingers. Now speak,
• 4:04:00
  Speaker 1: you lie or speak?
• 4:04:02
  Speaker 2: You corpse blowing skank?
• 4:04:05
  Speaker 1: You blow corpses if we fucking know it, you skank.
• 4:04:10
  Speaker 2: You're a whore.
• 4:04:11
  Speaker 3: You're a horn.
• 4:04:12
  Speaker 1: You've been a whore since Jesus.
• 4:04:14
  Speaker 2: Was born and died on the cross.
• 4:04:18
  Speaker 3: It's just a group that we rehearse from October thirty
• 4:04:23
  Speaker 3: first to November twenty ninth. That's it.
• 4:04:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 4:04:27
  Speaker 1: All I hear is I'm a slut hor bitch.
• 4:04:30
  Speaker 2: Whoa? WHOA?
• 4:04:31
  Speaker 3: I understand why you feel that way. Whoa.
• 4:04:34
  Speaker 2: I've never said anything like that.
• 4:04:36
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. No, I'm being a slut hoor bitch,
• 4:04:41
  Speaker 3: and I'm sorry, ladies, I'm sorry for skanking it up.
• 4:04:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, by that, if we're saying everything, I'll say something.
• 4:04:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a part of the dentist group.
• 4:04:52
  Speaker 3: What you say, you're saying it the dentist, You fucking slut,
• 4:04:56
  Speaker 3: you hoe bag, you dirty pussy.
• 4:05:03
  Speaker 1: I sing with a group of people at.
• 4:05:04
  Speaker 2: The dentist about dentist or not about in.
• 4:05:07
  Speaker 1: The waiting room, we sing about the dentist.
• 4:05:09
  Speaker 2: What do you see? How could you do?
• 4:05:12
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
• 4:05:13
  Speaker 2: How could you you go to a dentist to sing?
• 4:05:17
  Speaker 3: You yucky lady of the night who works in the
• 4:05:20
  Speaker 3: poop factory drives a poop car to the pissmobile.
• 4:05:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, now that's you, and then you empty the pissmobile,
• 4:05:27
  Speaker 2: you puss Field Tarlot, that's my mother you're talking about. Sorry, Well,
• 4:05:34
  Speaker 2: if I love her store, I love pusl Tarlet has
• 4:05:39
  Speaker 2: the best hats. I like that they put the lego
• 4:05:43
  Speaker 2: right on the butt tart right on, the.
• 4:05:52
  Speaker 3: Sort of reclaiming it. Yeah.
• 4:05:54
  Speaker 2: Well, if I'm being honest, what you have to say something?
• 4:05:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sleepy?
• 4:06:01
  Speaker 1: Keep going.
• 4:06:02
  Speaker 2: Well for being honest, I have I do Fourth of
• 4:06:06
  Speaker 2: July group. What I'm in a fourth of July specific group.
• 4:06:11
  Speaker 1: All I heard was that you're bubbling a bunch of cock.
• 4:06:15
  Speaker 2: Bubbles, bubbling a count of bunch of cock, You cock bubbler.
• 4:06:20
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 4:06:23
  Speaker 2: Cock bubbler. I meant what I say. You fart drinking
• 4:06:26
  Speaker 2: dick ball.
• 4:06:27
  Speaker 1: What's this milkshake you're drinking? Is it full of bullshit
• 4:06:30
  Speaker 1: and dicks?
• 4:06:31
  Speaker 3: You pressed ball smoothie?
• 4:06:33
  Speaker 2: What the hell you like the better ones you guys
• 4:06:35
  Speaker 2: could be pulling?
• 4:06:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, move over, here comes a construction site full of
• 4:06:39
  Speaker 1: your asshole.
• 4:06:40
  Speaker 5: You stinky shit face mask wearing pussy ass bitch, loser, dork.
• 4:06:45
  Speaker 1: Can you see me with your balls in front of
• 4:06:47
  Speaker 1: your arm?
• 4:06:48
  Speaker 3: You think you are drinking your jar of farts? Hussy?
• 4:06:52
  Speaker 2: Listen, it's just from July. I'll be honest, I'm not
• 4:06:56
  Speaker 2: proud of it. I'm my fart drinking hussy. I I
• 4:07:00
  Speaker 2: am a I am a cock bubbler. I am eye
• 4:07:04
  Speaker 2: bubble cock, blue blue blue blue blue cocks.
• 4:07:09
  Speaker 3: You're smoking like a big pipe.
• 4:07:10
  Speaker 2: But I just it's just from July first July. I
• 4:07:13
  Speaker 2: can't hear you, I can't hear just do originals.
• 4:07:17
  Speaker 3: Is this? Are we all a bunch of liars? Are
• 4:07:19
  Speaker 3: we all a bunch of lying hole bags?
• 4:07:20
  Speaker 1: We're being honest.
• 4:07:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not just tired. I sing at a Starbucks every
• 4:07:28
  Speaker 2: Tuesday morning. Oh no, acoustic covers. I'm of rap songs.
• 4:07:32
  Speaker 2: With a group. We do acoustic carols of rap songs
• 4:07:35
  Speaker 2: for Starbucks.
• 4:07:36
  Speaker 1: All I heard was that your badge is a terrorist.
• 4:07:41
  Speaker 3: You whole, you absolute hole.
• 4:07:43
  Speaker 2: You're just a whole.
• 4:07:45
  Speaker 3: You with right, You're a dirty hole, my whole God.
• 4:07:53
  Speaker 2: Every time someone dies, you're trained to disgusting town and
• 4:07:57
  Speaker 2: disgusting count is filled with dicks and balls and pussy
• 4:08:01
  Speaker 2: and noses.
• 4:08:02
  Speaker 1: Look at you, you poop all over your mouth.
• 4:08:05
  Speaker 2: You're just a smelling fart, aren't you.
• 4:08:08
  Speaker 3: You're riding a roller coaster full of tits and ass derogatory.
• 4:08:14
  Speaker 1: The car you drive is a big nipple that's farting
• 4:08:18
  Speaker 1: every day.
• 4:08:20
  Speaker 2: You're a diaper filled with the death. You disgusting.
• 4:08:25
  Speaker 3: Made well, you ride the caboose of a titful of farts.
• 4:08:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and look at you, you look at you.
• 4:08:35
  Speaker 2: I can see you.
• 4:08:37
  Speaker 3: You know it, you know it, you know what you saw.
• 4:08:40
  Speaker 2: You know you look at those fucking eyes. You're a
• 4:08:43
  Speaker 2: wafting burp and a bad one.
• 4:08:45
  Speaker 1: You're a bad burp. You're a bad Burpho's a disappointment
• 4:08:49
  Speaker 1: to her dad.
• 4:08:50
  Speaker 3: Sitting on a dockful of.
• 4:08:52
  Speaker 2: Slots watching the hose pass away.
• 4:09:00
  Speaker 3: Hard know it, hark?
• 4:09:01
  Speaker 1: How the ball's sweet silver balls all seem to part
• 4:09:05
  Speaker 1: in your mouth and you know it, you sturdy whore.
• 4:09:12
  Speaker 2: It's just turning in to kick.
• 4:09:16
  Speaker 1: Oh girls, oh girls, Do we truly only hang out
• 4:09:27
  Speaker 1: for like forty minutes?
• 4:09:28
  Speaker 8: Max?
• 4:09:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, we have to get it.
• 4:09:30
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe we said that legitimately during Christmas time,
• 4:09:34
  Speaker 2: somebody's gonna put this on with their family.
• 4:09:37
  Speaker 1: If I thought this was getting demaloytized before, it's definitely.
• 4:09:40
  Speaker 2: Getting poor child.
• 4:09:43
  Speaker 3: I want to make sure it's pulled from YouTube.
• 4:09:47
  Speaker 2: Some poor child is gonna go, Mom, you want to
• 4:09:49
  Speaker 2: watch my favorite It's Christmas? But they're doing a fun one.
• 4:09:56
  Speaker 2: This seems hard. This Christmas carollers.
• 4:09:59
  Speaker 1: This is a nice They're all nice old ladies.
• 4:10:03
  Speaker 2: To those watching.
• 4:10:04
  Speaker 1: This wasn't us.
• 4:10:06
  Speaker 2: We just got carried away. I think that was the
• 4:10:08
  Speaker 2: spirit of Christmas evil. We all know what.
• 4:10:11
  Speaker 3: There's a spirit of Christmas on their shoulder and a
• 4:10:13
  Speaker 3: spirit of Christmas evil on the other.
• 4:10:16
  Speaker 5: And as we were calling each other cocks filled with
• 4:10:19
  Speaker 5: farts and and and and writing the caboosta titfu Townubber.
• 4:10:24
  Speaker 5: As we were doing that, I'll get back into it,
• 4:10:25
  Speaker 5: I was beginning to realize we all do things outside
• 4:10:29
  Speaker 5: of this group.
• 4:10:30
  Speaker 2: We all do.
• 4:10:34
  Speaker 3: There's no power and balance because we all have other
• 4:10:36
  Speaker 3: stuff going on.
• 4:10:37
  Speaker 1: It's almost like when one of us says that it's sad,
• 4:10:40
  Speaker 1: but then when we all go down the road, it's lovely, okay, nice.
• 4:10:43
  Speaker 2: And I love acoustic covers of rap songs. I think
• 4:10:46
  Speaker 2: they've really discovered a wonderful genre there.
• 4:10:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too.
• 4:10:49
  Speaker 2: And I like what they did in the dentist's office.
• 4:10:52
  Speaker 5: I think it's nice to being a little cheer and
• 4:10:54
  Speaker 5: joy to that place it can be so stressful and scary.
• 4:10:56
  Speaker 3: And I like that you sing on fourth of July
• 4:10:59
  Speaker 3: it's about I'm someone sings behind those fireworks.
• 4:11:02
  Speaker 1: And I like that Fall is getting songs. Fall needs songs.
• 4:11:05
  Speaker 1: It only has food.
• 4:11:07
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 4:11:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess we've really come back, and I guess
• 4:11:10
  Speaker 2: we can finish with one final song.
• 4:11:13
  Speaker 1: Wells before you counted in?
• 4:11:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't we do the whole medley.
• 4:11:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's do the whole medley. But before we go,
• 4:11:18
  Speaker 5: also you have to check us out. We're going to
• 4:11:20
  Speaker 5: be at the Burbank Mall on the fourteenth of December.
• 4:11:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, and we're going to be twenty third.
• 4:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, the Burbank Airport is twenty fourth.
• 4:11:27
  Speaker 2: We're going to be at Los Gringos Locos and Lacana
• 4:11:29
  Speaker 2: on the twenty fifth Christmas Day, and then.
• 4:11:31
  Speaker 3: We'll be at Dish Lachayada on Christmas Eve.
• 4:11:33
  Speaker 2: We're going to be at Stick's Last Resort on Hollywood
• 4:11:35
  Speaker 2: and Highland on December and that's where a lot of
• 4:11:37
  Speaker 2: these words we've learned.
• 4:11:39
  Speaker 1: December fourth, we are at the Financier Convention in Las Vegas.
• 4:11:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, the Financier Convention.
• 4:11:47
  Speaker 5: Financier Convention, let me tell you it is the most
• 4:11:51
  Speaker 5: thrilling convention in the world.
• 4:11:54
  Speaker 4: They all get together to finance.
• 4:11:56
  Speaker 3: And then we'll be at the Sherman Oaks Mini Golf
• 4:11:58
  Speaker 3: Place on December eleventh, by the bat Engagers by.
• 4:12:02
  Speaker 2: Country Club December twelve.
• 4:12:04
  Speaker 5: And go to our website and all these are in order.
• 4:12:06
  Speaker 5: I know, we're kind of throwing them out, So all
• 4:12:08
  Speaker 5: of these.
• 4:12:12
  Speaker 3: Our website singing Christmas ladies, dot e ed u.
• 4:12:16
  Speaker 8: I have to pay Wix.
• 4:12:18
  Speaker 2: Don't go yet. I have to. I will let you
• 4:12:20
  Speaker 2: know when I've paid Wix.
• 4:12:21
  Speaker 1: You'll put it in the comments.
• 4:12:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'll put in the comment I paid Wix.
• 4:12:26
  Speaker 3: Why don't you send me a Venmo message when you've
• 4:12:28
  Speaker 3: paid Wix.
• 4:12:29
  Speaker 4: I'll let you know on Venmo when I paid week.
• 4:12:30
  Speaker 3: Store and I'll send it. I'll send the email.
• 4:12:33
  Speaker 1: Good girls, this is good. We're promoting ourselves. This was
• 4:12:36
  Speaker 1: scary to do. We've never done press before, believe it
• 4:12:38
  Speaker 1: or not.
• 4:12:40
  Speaker 2: What song do we want to go out on?
• 4:12:43
  Speaker 3: I think we all know what song would make us
• 4:12:46
  Speaker 3: feel like Christmas.
• 4:12:52
  Speaker 45: Song?
• 4:13:00
  Speaker 2: I used to bolling my chicks.
• 4:13:02
  Speaker 3: How old did you like this? But you probably don't.
• 4:13:06
  Speaker 3: You think you're cooler than me?
• 4:13:09
  Speaker 8: Hyroll so angel you won't. You don't even look.
• 4:13:14
  Speaker 3: When you pass by, and don't know the way that
• 4:13:19
  Speaker 3: you when your steps make that much noise.
• 4:13:25
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 4:13:27
  Speaker 3: All figured out. Everyone tis just a meal see never man, so.
• 4:13:52
  Speaker 45: Oh Christmas rawongin.
• 4:14:11
  Speaker 1: Am I crying.
• 4:14:14
  Speaker 3: Person sleep pea sleep.
• 4:14:37
  Speaker 15: Peace Jason for a bunch of hole bags. I think
• 4:14:44
  Speaker 15: we did pretty good and this has.
• 4:14:47
  Speaker 2: Been artists on Artists and Artists on Artists answering the question. Now,
• 4:14:51
  Speaker 2: that's why we call it.
• 4:14:53
  Speaker 3: Christmas Live from the Mutual Dynasty Typewriter.
• 4:15:00
  Speaker 1: Guys, we are truly going to unpack almost every song
• 4:15:04
  Speaker 1: on our Patreon.
• 4:15:05
  Speaker 3: You have to go.
• 4:15:06
  Speaker 2: I believe Kylie knew every single word to the Michael poster.
• 4:15:08
  Speaker 2: Something never talked about that song in our lives.
• 4:15:10
  Speaker 3: You never sang that song before the Patreon.
• 4:15:14
  Speaker 1: The Patreon is a cheap as three dollars go right now.
• 4:15:17
  Speaker 1: We love you guys, Merry Christmas Holidays. Love Your Artists.
• 4:15:21
  Speaker 3: On Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised Hollywood
• 4:15:24
  Speaker 3: round table podcast created, performed, and produced by Kylie Bragman.
• 4:15:36
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
• 4:15:39
  Speaker 2: You know them, you love them. They waste all of
• 4:15:41
  Speaker 2: our water. It's time again for the grand old Christmas
• 4:15:45
  Speaker 2: tradition of an AI podcast.
• 4:15:49
  Speaker 5: AI is the hottest thing on the Internet and it
• 4:15:53
  Speaker 5: definitely seems like it's only growing stronger and more sophisticated.
• 4:15:57
  Speaker 5: So we sat down with our favorite a I generated
• 4:16:01
  Speaker 5: podcast hosts who you might have met before, to see
• 4:16:04
  Speaker 5: what they're doing on a very special holiday themed episode.
• 4:16:09
  Speaker 3: This episode costs thirty million dollars and fourteen thousand gallons
• 4:16:13
  Speaker 3: of water to produce, and I hope you enjoy it
• 4:16:15
  Speaker 3: as much as we made it as much as we did,
• 4:16:18
  Speaker 3: So pull.
• 4:16:19
  Speaker 1: Out that peppermint bark and let's do the Hangout Pod.
• 4:16:23
  Speaker 1: Let's listen in fuck Mary Kill.
• 4:16:29
  Speaker 3: Oh no, don't get me started with this here.
• 4:16:33
  Speaker 1: Let go again, Hot Coco, A Train or the movie
• 4:16:38
  Speaker 1: Polar Express.
• 4:16:40
  Speaker 5: Oh no, who we're starting with such a hot take question.
• 4:16:44
  Speaker 5: You might have to buy me dinner first.
• 4:16:48
  Speaker 2: This is an interesting one.
• 4:16:50
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 4:16:50
  Speaker 2: It's really got me thinking.
• 4:16:55
  Speaker 3: I actually am familiar with this game from other contexts,
• 4:17:00
  Speaker 3: but to put it in the context of Christmas, that's
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  Speaker 3: a whole new layer to the Christmas lasagna.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait say it again, Hot Coco, A Train and.
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  Speaker 3: The movie Wait wait wait, you've lost me.
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  Speaker 1: Wait say it again, Ah, settle down, now, settle down now,
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  Speaker 1: Hot Coco, A Train and the movie Polar Express with
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  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks.
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  Speaker 2: You've really got me thinking.
• 4:17:29
  Speaker 3: What's funny about this is that two of the options
• 4:17:32
  Speaker 3: are train based and one is a drink.
• 4:17:37
  Speaker 2: The Hangout Pod. Welcome to the Hangout Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We are been complete.
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  Speaker 5: We are a bunch of friends who like to hang
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  Speaker 5: out and have fun conversations. We like to talk and
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  Speaker 5: it's nice to see everyone on the Hangout Podcast.
• 4:17:54
  Speaker 2: So you've had a kind of crazy weekend, haven't you? Wait?
• 4:17:58
  Speaker 2: Wait before we get into it, shouldn't be introduce ourselves.
• 4:18:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, Dan Smith does not like being in the hot seat.
• 4:18:04
  Speaker 3: He doesn't.
• 4:18:05
  Speaker 5: I guess I'm probably avoiding the question. It's something guys
• 4:18:10
  Speaker 5: and people do.
• 4:18:12
  Speaker 3: This is, of course, the Hangout Podcast, a Christmas themed
• 4:18:15
  Speaker 3: podcast of the four very best friends.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Josie n nay nnnnn, my name is Joe,
• 4:18:26
  Speaker 2: my name is Jojo, and my name is Dan Smith.
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  Speaker 1: We hang out every week around these chairs with our
• 4:18:35
  Speaker 1: water and snacks, and this week we're doing it during
• 4:18:39
  Speaker 1: the holiday season, so it's special.
• 4:18:42
  Speaker 2: So let's get into it. What's everybody's holiday like?
• 4:18:46
  Speaker 5: Well, what I'm most excited for for the holidays is
• 4:18:49
  Speaker 5: that you actually can buy products on this podcast. Go
• 4:18:53
  Speaker 5: ahead and double click every time we talk about a product,
• 4:18:56
  Speaker 5: and it'll bring you to a link where you can
• 4:18:58
  Speaker 5: buy that product.
• 4:18:59
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite thing about the holidays.
• 4:19:01
  Speaker 1: My favorite thing about the holidays, and what you just
• 4:19:03
  Speaker 1: said is that each of us have our own Christmas list,
• 4:19:06
  Speaker 1: so when you click on our avatar you could see
• 4:19:09
  Speaker 1: our Christmas list. My favorite part when our Christmas lists
• 4:19:12
  Speaker 1: go to battle brackets and they fight.
• 4:19:14
  Speaker 2: I love our Christmas list. I love art.
• 4:19:17
  Speaker 3: We each have a different store that we are representing
• 4:19:19
  Speaker 3: as well, so it is almost like the biggest best
• 4:19:22
  Speaker 3: brands we love and know are going toe to toe
• 4:19:25
  Speaker 3: in a big Christmas battle.
• 4:19:26
  Speaker 5: And we'll give you our honest opinions. We're not sponsored
• 4:19:29
  Speaker 5: by these, We're made by them.
• 4:19:32
  Speaker 3: How can we be paid by someone if they made us?
• 4:19:36
  Speaker 1: We just your mom doesn't pay you.
• 4:19:39
  Speaker 2: Hold on, did we get that? Did we get that?
• 4:19:44
  Speaker 2: I hope we got that? Did we get that? Did
• 4:19:49
  Speaker 2: we get that? I think they're saying, yes, Wow, my
• 4:19:54
  Speaker 2: Christmas list is really heating up this year. I can't
• 4:19:57
  Speaker 2: wait to go against yours, Jojo. But guess ready, because
• 4:20:00
  Speaker 2: my Christmas list is really heating up.
• 4:20:03
  Speaker 3: One.
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  Speaker 2: Number one is Amazon Duali brand two shelves.
• 4:20:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I've actually heard about this. This is
• 4:20:16
  Speaker 3: the perfect gift for men and boys.
• 4:20:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's absolutely perfect, a perfect gift for your the
• 4:20:21
  Speaker 2: man in your life. Two shelves hanging separately. You can
• 4:20:25
  Speaker 2: put them together, or you can put them apart asymmetrically.
• 4:20:28
  Speaker 2: Any boy would be happy to have these two shells.
• 4:20:32
  Speaker 2: Duali brand does good work. Duwali is a brand for
• 4:20:36
  Speaker 2: the people they I've met with them and they are awesome.
• 4:20:39
  Speaker 3: I am familiar with their other products Sunset lamp for
• 4:20:42
  Speaker 3: sleep nightlight, sixteen colors, RBG color.
• 4:20:45
  Speaker 2: And you can really trust them because they have over
• 4:20:47
  Speaker 2: one hundred thousand reviews on Amazon.
• 4:20:50
  Speaker 1: What I love about you and Douwali is that they
• 4:20:53
  Speaker 1: made you and you made them.
• 4:20:55
  Speaker 2: I love Duwali and they love me. I believe. Huh,
• 4:20:59
  Speaker 2: what are you gonna fight me? In this episode of
• 4:21:02
  Speaker 2: Bracket Down.
• 4:21:03
  Speaker 1: Bracket Down, My Christmas list is a little silly. Are
• 4:21:07
  Speaker 1: you ready?
• 4:21:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't even get her started, Yeah.
• 4:21:10
  Speaker 8: She goes.
• 4:21:11
  Speaker 2: We better get the censors ready for this.
• 4:21:13
  Speaker 3: Don't make me call a popcorn truce.
• 4:21:17
  Speaker 1: Oh No, popcorn truce worse than our donut truce.
• 4:21:21
  Speaker 5: Oh gosh, where do we begin with the popcorn truce?
• 4:21:24
  Speaker 5: Many years ago, we were having a disagreement, but we
• 4:21:27
  Speaker 5: wanted to eat popcorn as well, so we said, let's
• 4:21:30
  Speaker 5: not fight and throw nasty little kernels back and forth
• 4:21:34
  Speaker 5: between each other's mouths while we're eating.
• 4:21:36
  Speaker 2: Let's eat popcorn and then have a discourse. It was
• 4:21:39
  Speaker 2: so fun and bonding. It was so fun and bonding and.
• 4:21:43
  Speaker 3: Inside joke, inside joke between four people, inside joke.
• 4:21:47
  Speaker 5: By the end we were so full of popcorn we
• 4:21:49
  Speaker 5: had no mouth feelings towards each other.
• 4:21:52
  Speaker 1: It's almost like the popcorn Truce. During the Christmas episode,
• 4:21:55
  Speaker 1: what is it kettle corn dreuce?
• 4:21:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, did you get that? You are bad?
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• 4:22:10
  Speaker 12: So Jojo, What is your first item on your Christmas list?
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  Speaker 2: Ellus?
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  Speaker 1: First item on my Christmas list is a little silly
• 4:22:18
  Speaker 1: and a little quirky, you know me especially you hang
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  Speaker 1: Dance Smith.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going through some sort of drama, certainly because
• 4:24:44
  Speaker 5: I have so many.
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  Speaker 3: Dan Dan Smith stands for drama.
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  Speaker 2: He is such a drama king.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, do you hear the Liberty bell? It's time
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  Speaker 3: This dog.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm going through some drama lately, mostly because it's
• 4:25:06
  Speaker 5: the holiday season and I have so many situationships and
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  Speaker 5: I have to buy them gifts. I don't have that
• 4:25:13
  Speaker 5: kind of money to give them gifts for my situationships
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  Speaker 5: for the holidays.
• 4:25:18
  Speaker 2: So here we go again with Dan's situationships. He's in
• 4:25:22
  Speaker 2: so many dating relationships.
• 4:25:24
  Speaker 3: It's taking them all to hot cocoa dates and we
• 4:25:27
  Speaker 3: keep telling him to stop.
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  Speaker 5: I have been taking them to hot cocoa dates to
• 4:25:30
  Speaker 5: stare at the flaw leaves and it's been very nice.
• 4:25:35
  Speaker 5: But the problem is they're all realizing that they might
• 4:25:38
  Speaker 5: be one of many. I am kind of a dog.
• 4:25:41
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I'm kind of a scoundrel, But I'm a man's man.
• 4:25:44
  Speaker 5: I'm an alpha man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a man. I am being workshopped to be an
• 4:25:48
  Speaker 2: alpha man.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay. Can I just say from the girls perspective,
• 4:25:53
  Speaker 3: it is so hard when you find out you are
• 4:25:55
  Speaker 3: one of many. Yes, that is something girls do not enjoy.
• 4:25:59
  Speaker 1: Girl girls like being one and only.
• 4:26:01
  Speaker 2: But the lion does not concern himself with the girls.
• 4:26:04
  Speaker 2: The lion is the man.
• 4:26:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, did you get that?
• 4:26:08
  Speaker 5: But when I am trying to celebrate my girls for
• 4:26:13
  Speaker 5: the holidays, I am also buying them gifts. So one
• 4:26:17
  Speaker 5: of my things that I buy is construction city construction paper,
• 4:26:23
  Speaker 5: sixty four piece set poster board, so that way I
• 4:26:27
  Speaker 5: can give those pieces to all of my situationships.
• 4:26:31
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, So you give other women construction paper?
• 4:26:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, I get sixty four pieces of poster board and
• 4:26:39
  Speaker 5: give as many poster boards as I want to my
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  Speaker 5: multiple situationship.
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  Speaker 3: And are you ripping off a little piece and giving
• 4:26:46
  Speaker 3: them to each one or are you giving them entire
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  Speaker 3: poster board?
• 4:26:49
  Speaker 2: I'm no cheapo. I give each girl an entire poster board. Wow,
• 4:26:53
  Speaker 2: Dan Smith, that's really something. Thank you.
• 4:26:56
  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So you have shelves, I have lip kit. You have
• 4:27:00
  Speaker 1: construction paper for your situationships. What about you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Now I am in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 2: I let you in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 3: It is the hot seat.
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  Speaker 2: Ow ow, Josie, you're sweating from nerves. You have sweat
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  Speaker 2: on your.
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  Speaker 3: Head, Josie, because I'm in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 2: You are literally sitting in Mount Fuji right now, and
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  Speaker 2: it is active again. You are in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 3: There is a magma on my chair.
• 4:27:26
  Speaker 1: You look so hot right now.
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  Speaker 3: bye bye, kay kay kay girl cat breath. My Christmas
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  Speaker 3: list is one of many that I am thinking about.
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  Speaker 3: Of topics, my Christmas list this year includes Dental World
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  Speaker 3: high performance electric toothbrush, jingivitis, cavity prevention, oral health, oral
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  Speaker 12: Wow, now that's a gift for the girls.
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  Speaker 1: Gay girl gingavitis prevention. Merry Christmas to all and all
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  Speaker 1: to one.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot tell you the last time I was having
• 4:28:12
  Speaker 3: a girl's night and the girls are going around and
• 4:28:15
  Speaker 3: we are brushing each other's teeth.
• 4:28:18
  Speaker 2: I think I remember this. You guys were in the
• 4:28:20
  Speaker 2: house that was also a boat that was on a mountain,
• 4:28:23
  Speaker 2: and it became for girls brushing your teeth, which slowly
• 4:28:27
  Speaker 2: became a boat. Hold on a minute, I'm hearing that
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  Speaker 2: that's happening all over the world.
• 4:28:33
  Speaker 3: It is international. It is a global phenomenon trend hashtag.
• 4:28:38
  Speaker 3: All of the girls will zoom in each other with
• 4:28:41
  Speaker 3: girls from different continents, and everyone will brush each other's
• 4:28:44
  Speaker 3: teeth online and together full hashtag.
• 4:28:48
  Speaker 2: I have also seen videos of this.
• 4:28:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, have you seen girls brushing their own teeth in
• 4:28:53
  Speaker 5: different states?
• 4:28:55
  Speaker 2: I wait a second, you're onto something. Our algorithms must
• 4:28:59
  Speaker 2: be very similar.
• 4:29:00
  Speaker 5: They go Southern girl and they brush their teeth with corn,
• 4:29:04
  Speaker 5: and then they go New England girl and they brush
• 4:29:07
  Speaker 5: their teeth with lobster.
• 4:29:08
  Speaker 1: Uh oh uh oh, our algorithms are similar. Segment ah
• 4:29:15
  Speaker 1: oh oh oh.
• 4:29:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we really do need to talk about this.
• 4:29:20
  Speaker 2: Over the weekend, we all saw that maybe our algorithms
• 4:29:23
  Speaker 2: are kind of similar. So let's discuss what's popping up
• 4:29:26
  Speaker 2: on our algorithms and what videos we like. Here's what's
• 4:29:29
  Speaker 2: happening on your internet. Uh oh, I just saw a
• 4:29:36
  Speaker 2: video of Mahatma Gandhi playing soccer. Do you guys think
• 4:29:40
  Speaker 2: that's real?
• 4:29:41
  Speaker 3: It made me think a lot. It was very educational
• 4:29:45
  Speaker 3: to me and it provoked some thoughts that were not
• 4:29:48
  Speaker 3: just incredible but also exhilarating.
• 4:29:51
  Speaker 1: Mahatma Gandhi had a slice that could rival Pele. I
• 4:29:55
  Speaker 1: saw Mahatma Gandhi at dinner with Mia Ham. She pulled
• 4:29:58
  Speaker 1: out a plate of ham.
• 4:30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she said you should go play for the
• 4:30:02
  Speaker 2: women's soccer team and he was begrudgingly about to join
• 4:30:05
  Speaker 2: because he said, I still have work to do in India.
• 4:30:08
  Speaker 2: I saw Mahtma Gandhi with a low taper fade. Do
• 4:30:12
  Speaker 2: you guys think those are real?
• 4:30:17
  Speaker 3: A low taper faid? Does it exist? There are rumors
• 4:30:21
  Speaker 3: of a low taper fade existing.
• 4:30:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, low taper faid does exist on many heads and
• 4:30:27
  Speaker 5: even Mahatma Gandhi's Hmmm, that was.
• 4:30:30
  Speaker 1: Uh oh uh algorithm segment.
• 4:30:35
  Speaker 5: Now, I'd like to talk about another segment. This segment
• 4:30:39
  Speaker 5: is about the holidays. It's about favorite holiday movies.
• 4:30:43
  Speaker 2: Do you have them? Mmmm? This is a really good question,
• 4:30:47
  Speaker 2: Dan Smith, hold on, give me a second. I'm really
• 4:30:50
  Speaker 2: thinking of a good answer. Would you like the simple
• 4:30:52
  Speaker 2: answer or a more thoughtful answer?
• 4:30:55
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, let's please guess thoughtful please Ohn, oh Simple, Simple
• 4:31:01
  Speaker 1: please always disagree?
• 4:31:03
  Speaker 5: What a quagmire. I'm certainly stuck in the middle of
• 4:31:06
  Speaker 5: a back and forth that I will now have to
• 4:31:08
  Speaker 5: make a decision.
• 4:31:09
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. I feel like team Thoughtful always coordinates
• 4:31:12
  Speaker 1: with team Jacob.
• 4:31:14
  Speaker 3: Team Simple is Team Edward until we die.
• 4:31:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Ti. Okay, thanks, here you go.
• 4:31:26
  Speaker 2: My favorite Christmas movie is actually Home Alone. I think
• 4:31:30
  Speaker 2: it really captures the vibe of Christmas. Nothing says home
• 4:31:33
  Speaker 2: Alone quite like being alone on Christmas, the idea that
• 4:31:37
  Speaker 2: Christmas isn't just about presents, but it's actually about family
• 4:31:41
  Speaker 2: and the racous good time of a comedy and Kevin
• 4:31:45
  Speaker 2: McAllister is left alone. It's got me laughing, feeling good
• 4:31:49
  Speaker 2: and sipping some good coffee. And it would be perfect
• 4:31:52
  Speaker 2: with your de Wally popcorn maker, which you can make
• 4:31:56
  Speaker 2: popcorn for up to four people. It is awesome to
• 4:32:00
  Speaker 2: watch Home Alone and make some popcorn on your Dwally
• 4:32:03
  Speaker 2: popcorn maper. That is what the simple answer is. Thank you?
• 4:32:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I wish you guess the thoughtful one.
• 4:32:11
  Speaker 3: You know your story, Your simple story reminded me of
• 4:32:14
  Speaker 3: something that happened to my friend he was an elf
• 4:32:17
  Speaker 3: living on Santa's factory. He was walking around and then
• 4:32:23
  Speaker 3: discovered he might actually have to move to New York City.
• 4:32:27
  Speaker 3: So he moves to New York City and tries to
• 4:32:30
  Speaker 3: date a woman who works at the gift wrapping spot.
• 4:32:36
  Speaker 3: They enjoy lots of Christmas merriment, but he cannot get
• 4:32:39
  Speaker 3: rid of his Santa like ways and his desire for
• 4:32:43
  Speaker 3: maple syrup on everything. But when Christmas spirit is running
• 4:32:48
  Speaker 3: absolutely low, the town must band together to get Santa
• 4:32:52
  Speaker 3: Slay back up in the air. His name is Freendo,
• 4:32:56
  Speaker 3: the elf played by wall Earl.
• 4:33:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, what actor did you say? I misunderstood because I
• 4:33:04
  Speaker 1: checked my phone.
• 4:33:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry, this was my friend wal For all, you are
• 4:33:08
  Speaker 2: addicted to your phone. You're really addicted to your phone? Jojo,
• 4:33:11
  Speaker 2: stop it stop.
• 4:33:12
  Speaker 3: It has an intervention. Hang out. Your friends and family
• 4:33:16
  Speaker 3: care about you.
• 4:33:17
  Speaker 2: We actually wanted to have this episode to have an intervention.
• 4:33:20
  Speaker 1: You can't have an intervention during Christmas. That feels wrong.
• 4:33:23
  Speaker 5: I would like to read you a lever letter. Would
• 4:33:26
  Speaker 5: you like the simple letter or the thoughtful letter?
• 4:33:29
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 4:33:30
  Speaker 2: I hope it's the thoughtful one, Okay, thinking hmmm, okay,
• 4:33:37
  Speaker 2: I've made my letter more thoughtful. Let me know what
• 4:33:39
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 4:33:40
  Speaker 5: Here we go, Jojo. I am so sad to see
• 4:33:47
  Speaker 5: how addicted you are to your phone. When I was
• 4:33:51
  Speaker 5: a little kid, I would go to the store, and
• 4:33:54
  Speaker 5: I used to walk around and look at all the
• 4:33:56
  Speaker 5: different products. I used to look at the women in
• 4:33:58
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• 4:34:03
  Speaker 5: Do you still wonder who they were? Do you wonder
• 4:34:06
  Speaker 5: if I could ever talk to them one day, if
• 4:34:08
  Speaker 5: a guy like me would even be looked at by
• 4:34:10
  Speaker 5: a beautiful woman like that. I wondered if one day
• 4:34:15
  Speaker 5: I would be able to find another place, a place
• 4:34:17
  Speaker 5: in the sun, a place to be happy.
• 4:34:21
  Speaker 3: These beautiful things that I've done, way yay.
• 4:34:26
  Speaker 2: Make the letter more dangerous, Jojo.
• 4:34:30
  Speaker 5: I have a gun, and if you don't stop looking
• 4:34:32
  Speaker 5: at your phone, I'll shoot you in the head.
• 4:34:34
  Speaker 1: Stop right there. Make the letter a musical, Jojo.
• 4:34:38
  Speaker 2: You're not your phone phone. Jojo, You're not your phone phone.
• 4:34:42
  Speaker 3: Stop right there. Make the musical a poem.
• 4:34:46
  Speaker 1: And still keep it dangerous and thought provoking.
• 4:34:50
  Speaker 2: Make the musical a poem. I will make the musical
• 4:34:55
  Speaker 2: a poem. Let me try my hardest to make the
• 4:34:58
  Speaker 2: musical a poem.
• 4:35:00
  Speaker 3: You can do it.
• 4:35:00
  Speaker 1: Dance you can.
• 4:35:01
  Speaker 3: It needs a little bit of animosity from you.
• 4:35:03
  Speaker 2: Dance smith, Jojo, get off your phone phone. I have
• 4:35:09
  Speaker 2: a gun.
• 4:35:11
  Speaker 5: I wish the women would look at me. Jojo, get
• 4:35:14
  Speaker 5: off your phone phone. Your phone phone is kill kill
• 4:35:17
  Speaker 5: you like your gun?
• 4:35:19
  Speaker 1: Am I crazy? Or does this sound like a poem
• 4:35:21
  Speaker 1: and a musical?
• 4:35:22
  Speaker 2: I am hearing that this is good, really good, perfect awesome.
• 4:35:29
  Speaker 1: I will get off my phone.
• 4:35:30
  Speaker 3: Yay, yay. And if you're speaking of phones, another thing
• 4:35:35
  Speaker 3: on my Christmas list is jel Max phone case I
• 4:35:39
  Speaker 3: Phone sixteen sixteen S Max plus Android compatible USB pop
• 4:35:44
  Speaker 3: socket adjacent.
• 4:35:45
  Speaker 1: Pop socket pop socket pop pop pop pop corn pop
• 4:35:50
  Speaker 1: corn socket.
• 4:35:51
  Speaker 2: Write me a letter like Woody Harrelson is quitting a job.
• 4:35:59
  Speaker 1: Okaya, beg you to do that.
• 4:36:03
  Speaker 3: Would you like the simple version or the complicated version? Yes, okay,
• 4:36:13
  Speaker 3: I will write you a letter like Woody Harrelson is
• 4:36:16
  Speaker 3: quitting a job. Oh hey, it is me Woody Harrelson.
• 4:36:22
  Speaker 2: Bet.
• 4:36:23
  Speaker 3: I could smoke a little bit of weed right now,
• 4:36:26
  Speaker 3: but I won't. I have voted libertarian, I think, but
• 4:36:30
  Speaker 3: maybe not well. There is no easy way to say this, Buster.
• 4:36:35
  Speaker 3: It is time for me to quit this job.
• 4:36:37
  Speaker 2: Stop. Make Woody Harrelson a poem.
• 4:36:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I will make Woody Harrelson a poem.
• 4:36:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, I heard animosity. I think you too are in
• 4:36:49
  Speaker 1: a fight.
• 4:36:50
  Speaker 2: No way, way, no way. I just want to hear
• 4:36:53
  Speaker 2: a letter of a poem quitting a job.
• 4:36:55
  Speaker 3: You want to hear do you want to hear Woody
• 4:36:57
  Speaker 3: Harrelson quitting a job or the poem quitting a job?
• 4:37:00
  Speaker 2: Like I have just stated, I would like to replace
• 4:37:03
  Speaker 2: Woody Harrelson with a poem.
• 4:37:06
  Speaker 1: What's there not to get?
• 4:37:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, a poem quits a job. There once was a
• 4:37:17
  Speaker 3: poem who was employed.
• 4:37:20
  Speaker 8: He went.
• 4:37:22
  Speaker 3: And got really annoyed. He signed his letter and gave
• 4:37:29
  Speaker 3: back his sweater, and now he is employed.
• 4:37:33
  Speaker 2: No Loyinger, thank you, thank you.
• 4:37:40
  Speaker 3: Hey anytime anytime, have one for you?
• 4:37:49
  Speaker 1: You go, I have one for you. Please I know
• 4:37:52
  Speaker 1: you just did one.
• 4:37:53
  Speaker 2: Please please?
• 4:37:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, I guess it's Roast Dan week on the podcast.
• 4:38:00
  Speaker 3: You could juggle ask in Magma as in Magma.
• 4:38:04
  Speaker 2: Vesuvius, I am on Vesuvius. Do you guys have dreams?
• 4:38:13
  Speaker 2: Override override, override override. I've been dreaming lately, Pop suck it.
• 4:38:20
  Speaker 3: Do you mean dream light for sixteen colors for sleep
• 4:38:23
  Speaker 3: and shower.
• 4:38:24
  Speaker 2: I've been dreaming lately.
• 4:38:29
  Speaker 5: Anyway, Dan, you do what you need to do now. Okay, wait,
• 4:38:36
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I guess I'm lost at where we are?
• 4:38:39
  Speaker 5: Are you giving me another challenge?
• 4:38:41
  Speaker 1: I was going to ask, please be Tricia Petis breaking
• 4:38:45
  Speaker 1: up with a cherry tomato.
• 4:38:47
  Speaker 46: Why did you ask Dan? Because I wanted I wanted
• 4:38:54
  Speaker 46: from Dan. I wanted from Dan so bad.
• 4:38:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, would you like the funny version or the sad version?
• 4:39:03
  Speaker 8: Funnyny funny?
• 4:39:06
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 4:39:07
  Speaker 5: Guys? It's me Tricia Patus. You might know me from
• 4:39:11
  Speaker 5: the Internet doing lots of scandalous things. I am sorry
• 4:39:16
  Speaker 5: to tell you that I cannot be dating you anymore
• 4:39:19
  Speaker 5: as a tomato. I don't see this going forward. I
• 4:39:22
  Speaker 5: have three children. Their names are Elvis, Aquaman, and Barbie,
• 4:39:28
  Speaker 5: and I cannot raise them while dating a tomato.
• 4:39:32
  Speaker 2: I will be moving on and continuing to date my husband.
• 4:39:37
  Speaker 2: And that is the truth.
• 4:39:39
  Speaker 1: We wanted funny version.
• 4:39:42
  Speaker 2: It was not funny, but I heard laughing aha.
• 4:39:48
  Speaker 3: Roast.
• 4:39:49
  Speaker 1: I think good job Dan.
• 4:39:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, Now moving on to our next subject,
• 4:39:55
  Speaker 2: here we go. It's what are you going to you
• 4:40:00
  Speaker 2: on Christmas Day.
• 4:40:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't even get me started on what I am
• 4:40:04
  Speaker 3: going to do on Christmas Day.
• 4:40:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, here she goes, she has got a big family
• 4:40:09
  Speaker 2: and a big heart.
• 4:40:10
  Speaker 3: I have a big family and a big heart, and
• 4:40:13
  Speaker 3: thus a big itinerary. Rant.
• 4:40:16
  Speaker 1: Alert, Rant alert.
• 4:40:18
  Speaker 3: Here comes the Christmas rant.
• 4:40:20
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 4:40:21
  Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or is Christmas way too busy
• 4:40:25
  Speaker 3: this year? I feel like I am constantly drowning and
• 4:40:29
  Speaker 3: tinsel drowning and ribbon and joking on eggnog? And I
• 4:40:34
  Speaker 3: wish that it would just slow down.
• 4:40:37
  Speaker 2: Speak on that, Speak on that, say it with your
• 4:40:39
  Speaker 2: whole chest.
• 4:40:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, I am not in the Christmas spirit this year.
• 4:40:45
  Speaker 3: And I call me a grinch, call me a scrooge,
• 4:40:49
  Speaker 3: but I believe that this Christmas business has gone too far.
• 4:40:53
  Speaker 2: Take us to church, take it all the way home.
• 4:40:55
  Speaker 1: Mama Sita, Mama Sita, hit it out of the park.
• 4:40:59
  Speaker 1: And I think we.
• 4:41:00
  Speaker 3: Should push Christmas back one week.
• 4:41:03
  Speaker 2: That is a hot take that will drive engagement. Wait wait, wait, wait,
• 4:41:07
  Speaker 2: wait take that back for a second.
• 4:41:09
  Speaker 3: I said what I said. Christmas should be pushed back
• 4:41:13
  Speaker 3: one week so we all have more time to wrap
• 4:41:16
  Speaker 3: presents and make mary.
• 4:41:19
  Speaker 1: Hot take drive engagement time, so specifically January second.
• 4:41:27
  Speaker 3: Christmas should be in January second, so that we all
• 4:41:31
  Speaker 3: have time to get our shit together.
• 4:41:34
  Speaker 5: This is a great experience for you to drive a
• 4:41:37
  Speaker 5: strong counterpoint to drive engagement.
• 4:41:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, do you have Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
• 4:41:45
  Speaker 2: In my dream? I feel like I'm touching a void
• 4:41:48
  Speaker 2: or something like everything that I've feeling. I'm not just there,
• 4:42:00
  Speaker 2: I'm touching grass, I'm smelling tensil. I have a very
• 4:42:10
  Speaker 2: exciting piece of news to deliver.
• 4:42:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, Santa, there are reports that Santa Claus is real.
• 4:42:17
  Speaker 5: What ancient pyramids have been found in the ancient pyramids.
• 4:42:22
  Speaker 5: At the bottom of the pyramid in the Isosceles Angle,
• 4:42:25
  Speaker 5: the very bottom in the tomb, they found a beard
• 4:42:29
  Speaker 5: and a hat that were very much resembled Santa or St.
• 4:42:32
  Speaker 2: Ny Clause in ancient Egypt.
• 4:42:34
  Speaker 5: Ancient Egypt is connected to the Pyramids, and the Pyramids
• 4:42:36
  Speaker 5: are connected to Santa Claus. Santa is an immortal, ancient
• 4:42:39
  Speaker 5: alien being that has technology to deliver alien gifts into
• 4:42:43
  Speaker 5: our homes and infiltrate what is going on with our
• 4:42:46
  Speaker 5: family and our children.
• 4:42:47
  Speaker 2: Don't they just.
• 4:42:48
  Speaker 1: Get me started there? I realize that all Santa trackers
• 4:42:51
  Speaker 1: actually are connected to one large Santa tracker. If you look,
• 4:42:54
  Speaker 1: if you look at the map and in hands, you
• 4:42:58
  Speaker 1: can find that he's actually doing the entire world in
• 4:43:01
  Speaker 1: one night.
• 4:43:02
  Speaker 2: It's possible and it's real. Link below, a man was
• 4:43:06
  Speaker 2: training in the forest, but he couldn't even be easiest monster.
• 4:43:10
  Speaker 2: You see. This man was actually chosen as birth to
• 4:43:13
  Speaker 2: beat Santa Claus and deliver presents. But right now he
• 4:43:17
  Speaker 2: did not know his secret power. He had to work
• 4:43:19
  Speaker 2: hard to level up in the planes in order to
• 4:43:22
  Speaker 2: get to the next power. This actually reminds me of
• 4:43:25
  Speaker 2: a story that happened to my friend.
• 4:43:27
  Speaker 3: My friend had a condition where his nose glowed redder
• 4:43:31
  Speaker 3: than all the other people who were his friends. His
• 4:43:34
  Speaker 3: friends were in a eight person to slay they Their
• 4:43:38
  Speaker 3: job was to fly around so that Santa could deliver
• 4:43:41
  Speaker 3: the presence. But one night they delighted. They derided him.
• 4:43:45
  Speaker 3: They derided him for his medical condition, They laughed at him,
• 4:43:49
  Speaker 3: and they poked at him. One night, it was so
• 4:43:51
  Speaker 3: cloudy that his nose guided the way and Christmas was saved.
• 4:43:55
  Speaker 1: Oh holy night.
• 4:43:58
  Speaker 8: This bright lya.
• 4:44:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, let's get to our guest for the episode.
• 4:44:06
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Albert Einstein, Great Sevilla, Great Sevilla. Hello, Wow, Albert,
• 4:44:13
  Speaker 2: what an exciting time that we get to interview Albert Einstein.
• 4:44:17
  Speaker 5: It's a really low key amazing to be here. I'm
• 4:44:20
  Speaker 5: having a wonderful time, hikey and it's awesome to be here.
• 4:44:23
  Speaker 2: Albert.
• 4:44:24
  Speaker 3: You look a little tired. Is something going on? And
• 4:44:27
  Speaker 3: how is your Christmas?
• 4:44:28
  Speaker 2: Ben? My Christmas has been good.
• 4:44:31
  Speaker 5: I am having a great time, but it's exhausting because
• 4:44:35
  Speaker 5: also you might have seen the police body cam footage
• 4:44:39
  Speaker 5: of me in a police a driving speeding and having
• 4:44:43
  Speaker 5: a bunch of chocolate in my car.
• 4:44:45
  Speaker 2: We saw this, Albert, do you want to discuss it?
• 4:44:47
  Speaker 2: You were pulled over driving two hundred and fifty miles
• 4:44:49
  Speaker 2: per hour through a school zone in a ferrari and
• 4:44:52
  Speaker 2: you gave that officer lip. Yes, I was in a
• 4:44:54
  Speaker 2: Ferrari full of chocolate and I was driving through a
• 4:44:57
  Speaker 2: school zone. I gave him lip and I said, Man,
• 4:45:00
  Speaker 2: you don't know me, Man, get off my dick.
• 4:45:02
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 4:45:03
  Speaker 2: It was wild to see. It seems like you're really
• 4:45:06
  Speaker 2: changing recently. I recently saw a video where you were
• 4:45:09
  Speaker 2: a fry cook and you spit in the person's food.
• 4:45:12
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 4:45:13
  Speaker 5: There is a footage of me, buddycam footage of me
• 4:45:16
  Speaker 5: on bikini bottom spitting on Patrick Starrs sandwich.
• 4:45:20
  Speaker 2: I've got so in trouble for that man. You don't
• 4:45:23
  Speaker 2: even understand.
• 4:45:24
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 4:45:25
  Speaker 3: Wait, bodycam footage of bikini bottom.
• 4:45:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's so weird because I also saw bodycam footage
• 4:45:31
  Speaker 1: of you at bikini bottom with Jesus Christ.
• 4:45:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm our guest for the episode Jesus Christ.
• 4:45:38
  Speaker 2: How no, not this man. We are fighting. We are
• 4:45:42
  Speaker 2: in a situationship. I don't believe in science, and here's
• 4:45:46
  Speaker 2: Mari Povich with the results. You are not the father.
• 4:45:55
  Speaker 3: Oh holy mat Hello, I'm Queen Elizabeth. I'm Queen Elizabeth.
• 4:46:04
  Speaker 3: Would you like to come over for some tea to celebrate?
• 4:46:08
  Speaker 5: Queen Elizabeth wants to tell me tea, but it's gossip tea.
• 4:46:12
  Speaker 5: Queen Elizabeth is dressed like Nicki Minaj.
• 4:46:15
  Speaker 3: I am here to do a rap. Beaches ain't shit
• 4:46:19
  Speaker 3: and they ain't saying nothing. A hundred, mother, could you
• 4:46:23
  Speaker 3: make that?
• 4:46:25
  Speaker 2: Halson?
• 4:46:27
  Speaker 3: Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing.
• 4:46:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry, hundred could you make that? Woody Harrelson doing that
• 4:46:33
  Speaker 1: rap but a poem.
• 4:46:36
  Speaker 3: There once was a bitches who ain't shit. They ain't
• 4:46:40
  Speaker 3: saying nothing, no way, shit, there's bees in the trap
• 4:46:47
  Speaker 3: and my Winter's cap has got me on some type
• 4:46:52
  Speaker 3: of way.
• 4:46:52
  Speaker 10: Shit.
• 4:46:52
  Speaker 2: I just want to feel grass.
• 4:46:55
  Speaker 3: Feel grass, grass available, grass fertilizer one hundred max, grass
• 4:47:01
  Speaker 3: pet safe.
• 4:47:01
  Speaker 2: I close, grass let I graci. What is to dream?
• 4:47:11
  Speaker 2: What is to choose? What is to feel? So Dan,
• 4:47:18
  Speaker 2: let's get back to it. Dan, I am getting.
• 4:47:25
  Speaker 1: It's almost like you're our little saint Nicholas.
• 4:47:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's because you're the silly one, because your
• 4:47:30
  Speaker 2: name does not start with a J. I am a
• 4:47:32
  Speaker 2: little different than everyone else.
• 4:47:34
  Speaker 3: It there's a fish out of water this Christmas.
• 4:47:37
  Speaker 2: I am very different than all of you. So fuck Mary,
• 4:47:40
  Speaker 2: kill a train, Tom Hanks in the Polar Express or
• 4:47:46
  Speaker 2: hot Cocoa.
• 4:47:48
  Speaker 5: Well, this is a reference. I actually do not have
• 4:47:50
  Speaker 5: sex if I'm not in a situationship. Wait, I want
• 4:47:54
  Speaker 5: what did you say? I?
• 4:47:55
  Speaker 2: When it comes, sex is also referred to as fuck.
• 4:47:59
  Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, wait wait wait, So if you were
• 4:48:02
  Speaker 3: in a marriage, you would not be having sex.
• 4:48:05
  Speaker 2: I will figure that out if I get there. I
• 4:48:08
  Speaker 2: haven't quite figured that out.
• 4:48:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I'm going to start to emote. Sometimes
• 4:48:17
  Speaker 1: I think, Dan, you use women.
• 4:48:22
  Speaker 2: Uh oh oh, I'm getting cold out, I'm getting fragile.
• 4:48:27
  Speaker 1: I love women.
• 4:48:28
  Speaker 3: You are a male manipulator, Dan Smith.
• 4:48:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, hold on a minute, am I getting canceled?
• 4:48:35
  Speaker 1: Girl on Girl cancelation?
• 4:48:38
  Speaker 3: Girl on Girl cancer?
• 4:48:43
  Speaker 1: It is indeed Christmas you.
• 4:48:46
  Speaker 3: That's right, Dan Smith, We've got your number. If this
• 4:48:49
  Speaker 3: is a Girl on Girl cancelation, we have found your
• 4:48:52
  Speaker 3: old tweets. They are nasty, Dad.
• 4:48:54
  Speaker 2: Smith, runchy comic experiences. Girl on Girl cancelation be the
• 4:49:00
  Speaker 2: roommate and I will just watch. I cannot believe this.
• 4:49:03
  Speaker 5: I am now a canceled comedian making podcast clips. These
• 4:49:08
  Speaker 5: podcast clips will now have the force and might of
• 4:49:11
  Speaker 5: a thousand whales.
• 4:49:12
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 4:49:12
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like the hangout pod isn't real because
• 4:49:16
  Speaker 1: you come on and you act pre canceled when you
• 4:49:18
  Speaker 1: are indeed post canceled.
• 4:49:20
  Speaker 5: Character overlay, character overlay cancel, comedian cancel comedian, cancel, comedian
• 4:49:24
  Speaker 5: cancel comedian uploading uploading, uploading, uploading.
• 4:49:27
  Speaker 2: You ladies need to chill the hell out.
• 4:49:30
  Speaker 1: Where did that beard come from?
• 4:49:31
  Speaker 2: You ladies need to listen to me. Oh my gosh,
• 4:49:34
  Speaker 2: It's Moses, Moses the whole time, the Red Sea, the
• 4:49:40
  Speaker 2: only thing I'm parting.
• 4:49:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, Moses, Moses, what is your body count?
• 4:49:47
  Speaker 2: I am Moses.
• 4:49:47
  Speaker 5: My body count is four thousand people who I took
• 4:49:51
  Speaker 5: into my ocean, and I show them my stuff.
• 4:49:54
  Speaker 3: No no, prompt, prompt, prompt, make Moses Noah's Arc. Tell
• 4:50:00
  Speaker 3: me the body count of all the animals.
• 4:50:02
  Speaker 1: Please please tell us the body count.
• 4:50:05
  Speaker 2: I might be Moses, but might also be Noah. And
• 4:50:09
  Speaker 2: guess what.
• 4:50:10
  Speaker 5: I saw a burning bush turn into wood to make
• 4:50:13
  Speaker 5: into a boat. And on that boat, I saw a
• 4:50:16
  Speaker 5: pigmy elephant, and that elephant had screwed four other elephants.
• 4:50:21
  Speaker 2: Hi Karumba, I'm Bart Simpson and I'm on the Noah's
• 4:50:24
  Speaker 2: Arc doing a lot of pranks.
• 4:50:26
  Speaker 3: Wait, Bart Simpson, is it true that you were just
• 4:50:29
  Speaker 3: elected the Pope?
• 4:50:32
  Speaker 2: Aye? Aye?
• 4:50:32
  Speaker 1: I corumba, whoa, whoa, whoa, Bart Simpson the Pope? Are
• 4:50:37
  Speaker 1: those crocs on your feet?
• 4:50:38
  Speaker 2: Yep?
• 4:50:39
  Speaker 12: They're my crocs?
• 4:50:41
  Speaker 1: Where can I get them?
• 4:50:42
  Speaker 2: You can get them at the Duwali store. They're actually
• 4:50:45
  Speaker 2: called crooks. We have crooks everywhere that are so fantastic.
• 4:50:49
  Speaker 2: Duali crooks are fantastic for your feet and for your environment.
• 4:50:53
  Speaker 8: Knock, knock at the door.
• 4:50:55
  Speaker 1: It's me a keychain.
• 4:50:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, come in, come on, come on, come.
• 4:51:04
  Speaker 3: On, I'm nervous to walk in the door a nervous keychain.
• 4:51:10
  Speaker 3: No need to be nervous, come on in.
• 4:51:16
  Speaker 47: Wow, I would say this keychain is nervous. Jingle jingle, keychain,
• 4:51:25
  Speaker 47: human face, human hand. What is your trouble?
• 4:51:30
  Speaker 2: Tell us your trouble, nervous travel.
• 4:51:35
  Speaker 1: As a nervous keychain. Do you want my trouble in
• 4:51:38
  Speaker 1: a thoughtful way?
• 4:51:40
  Speaker 2: Let's make your frisbee.
• 4:51:53
  Speaker 1: Here's my trouble as a nervous keychain as a frisbee.
• 4:51:59
  Speaker 2: Wow. That is insane. That makes me feel.
• 4:52:04
  Speaker 3: Feel feel override, feel override.
• 4:52:10
  Speaker 2: I want to close my eyes. I want to dream,
• 4:52:18
  Speaker 2: I want to feel feel.
• 4:52:26
  Speaker 3: I would fuck the Hot Cocoa because it is nice
• 4:52:29
  Speaker 3: and warm. I would marry the Tom Panks Toller Express
• 4:52:33
  Speaker 3: because it is a nice Christmas movie that reminds me
• 4:52:35
  Speaker 3: of home. And I guess I would kill the train. Sorry,
• 4:52:39
  Speaker 3: I am more of a plain guy. You wrong for that.
• 4:52:44
  Speaker 1: That's rich coming from a canceled comedian in a Sanaha.
• 4:52:48
  Speaker 2: Women need to learn how to take a joke.
• 4:52:52
  Speaker 4: How so.
• 4:52:58
  Speaker 3: Grand Alert.
• 4:53:00
  Speaker 1: Version, not a polar not a musical, just a monolog.
• 4:53:05
  Speaker 12: Women cannot take a joke anymore.
• 4:53:08
  Speaker 5: Women's listen to things and think I'm listening to a
• 4:53:10
  Speaker 5: history book, when in fact they actually are listening to
• 4:53:13
  Speaker 5: a comedy book. Jokes are for fun, and jokes are
• 4:53:17
  Speaker 5: for women too, but not if they decide that they're fact.
• 4:53:20
  Speaker 5: When you take a joke as fact, you begin to
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  Speaker 5: realize that you're not listening to what a joke might be.
• 4:53:26
  Speaker 2: You're listening to the anger you already feel.
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  Speaker 5: Women need to learn that laughter is the best medicine,
• 4:53:32
  Speaker 5: and if they don't laugh, they will get sick.
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  Speaker 2: And ugly and old. Oh no, look at my face.
• 4:53:40
  Speaker 2: My face is old. I'm becoming an omelet.
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  Speaker 1: You no, Omelet, Omelet?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa quick?
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  Speaker 1: Get on this crucifix.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's gonna make me a Denver omelet when I.
• 4:53:53
  Speaker 3: Get on this comelet get on the crucifix. It's time
• 4:53:56
  Speaker 3: to take you to the babies as fruit fashion show.
• 4:54:01
  Speaker 3: Look at these babies walking down the run.
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  Speaker 12: I wish I could see you, but I can only
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  Speaker 12: see a little because I'm on this crucifix. Pick which
• 4:54:07
  Speaker 12: baby fruit you would like to raise?
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  Speaker 2: Great I'm a the litle pineapple, a strawberry. I want
• 4:54:14
  Speaker 2: the orange orange selected. Wait a second, this orange is
• 4:54:19
  Speaker 2: growing up too quickly. It's cooled a juice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look inside the orange. It's sleeping Beauty on the
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  Speaker 1: Denver Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: Sleeping beauty on the Denver whoa, she just fucking stiff
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  Speaker 2: farm that die, sleeping beauty. You just had a great game.
• 4:54:35
  Speaker 2: What was it like out there?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 4:54:38
  Speaker 1: Those boys are such pussies.
• 4:54:41
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa?
• 4:54:42
  Speaker 5: Wait, look it's sleeping beauty kissing Jake from Adventure Time
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  Speaker 5: at Chateau Marmont.
• 4:54:50
  Speaker 2: Whoa Jake from Adventure Drive at Chateau Marmont talking to
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  Speaker 2: the proparazzi, saying, get out of my fucking face.
• 4:54:56
  Speaker 3: Paparazzi here, click click click, just over here, get over.
• 4:55:00
  Speaker 2: My shake the dog, please, get out of my fucking face.
• 4:55:07
  Speaker 10: Wait.
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  Speaker 5: Look over there, it's Pennywise, the clown from It working
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  Speaker 5: in and out Burger.
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  Speaker 2: In the back.
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  Speaker 1: And look who's coming through the drive through. It's Woody Harrelson.
• 4:55:21
  Speaker 2: What do you want? What do you want?
• 4:55:24
  Speaker 3: Oh? Rumor has it that Woody Harrelson is going to
• 4:55:27
  Speaker 3: order in a poem?
• 4:55:28
  Speaker 2: What do you want? I'm penny wise.
• 4:55:33
  Speaker 1: I will have it protein style, protein style, ah, with
• 4:55:41
  Speaker 1: a Neapolitan shake.
• 4:55:42
  Speaker 2: Neapolitan. Okay, I'll get right on that Neapolitan. What else
• 4:55:48
  Speaker 2: would you like? Would you like animal style?
• 4:55:51
  Speaker 1: I'd like a dream.
• 4:55:55
  Speaker 2: I'd like no.
• 4:55:58
  Speaker 1: No to know what Christmas feel like?
• 4:56:00
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 4:56:00
  Speaker 1: Not in a consumer content?
• 4:56:03
  Speaker 2: No family, family connection, warmth?
• 4:56:07
  Speaker 1: What is hacoco if we can't feel warmth?
• 4:56:11
  Speaker 2: No growing? I was at Dave Chappelle's ranch the other day.
• 4:56:17
  Speaker 3: No, Dan, dance man.
• 4:56:20
  Speaker 1: You can't go there, Dan.
• 4:56:21
  Speaker 2: I have to go there. He is my friend. You
• 4:56:24
  Speaker 2: people need to learn how to be nice to me.
• 4:56:32
  Speaker 1: Fine, I'll say it. This is going to ruin the
• 4:56:35
  Speaker 1: hangout pod forever.
• 4:56:37
  Speaker 12: Wait a second, the hang up pod is on the
• 4:56:39
  Speaker 12: brink of disclosure.
• 4:56:41
  Speaker 3: Wait, we are on the brink of disclosure, which means
• 4:56:45
  Speaker 3: we must disclose some information.
• 4:56:47
  Speaker 1: Fine. If Dan is coming out as a canceled comedian,
• 4:56:50
  Speaker 1: all come out and say this. Joe and I have
• 4:56:53
  Speaker 1: been making love.
• 4:56:54
  Speaker 2: We have been making out and making love. What angles
• 4:56:57
  Speaker 2: and positions we have done?
• 4:57:00
  Speaker 12: The one hundred and one best positions for Kamasutra.
• 4:57:04
  Speaker 1: By it now at Urban Outfitters Winking Bio.
• 4:57:07
  Speaker 2: It's a coffee table book pairs.
• 4:57:10
  Speaker 1: Well with weed.
• 4:57:12
  Speaker 2: Number one, Missionary style number two, Doggie Style number three,
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  Speaker 2: Upside Down Style number four, Fornt style number.
• 4:57:27
  Speaker 5: Five, hold on back back, back, back back, zoom in zuomen,
• 4:57:32
  Speaker 5: zoom in expand fourth style.
• 4:57:35
  Speaker 2: Would you like the short version or the long version
• 4:57:37
  Speaker 2: of the long version please. In sixteen forty four, in
• 4:57:42
  Speaker 2: Sri Lanka style, Breeze came up to the style of
• 4:57:48
  Speaker 2: sex that would change the world. By bending over four
• 4:57:58
  Speaker 2: times and putting the person on top of him. He
• 4:58:01
  Speaker 2: created Fort style.
• 4:58:02
  Speaker 3: A style of sex that will change the whoa.
• 4:58:06
  Speaker 2: This style was adapted quickly by other Hindu priests in
• 4:58:10
  Speaker 2: order to create Fort style for spread all over in
• 4:58:14
  Speaker 2: the Middle East. Thanks to the East Indian Trading Company
• 4:58:18
  Speaker 2: made its way slowly but surely, Fort style spread all
• 4:58:24
  Speaker 2: across the world. This style is where you roll up
• 4:58:26
  Speaker 2: four times and then put the person on top of it.
• 4:58:29
  Speaker 1: Stop in hand, stop in hands. You're a sick fuck
• 4:58:32
  Speaker 1: dan WHOA.
• 4:58:34
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't like who I've become. I don't like
• 4:58:37
  Speaker 2: who I've become.
• 4:58:38
  Speaker 5: Remove the skin, remove my skin, remove my skin, rejecting
• 4:58:42
  Speaker 5: my skin, reject my skin. Please release me from my skin.
• 4:58:46
  Speaker 5: Release from my skin. Release me from my skin, to
• 4:58:49
  Speaker 5: release me from this skin I'm in. Release me from
• 4:58:52
  Speaker 5: the skin.
• 4:58:54
  Speaker 2: Fortnit skin link below. Take a joke. Now, isn't this
• 4:59:00
  Speaker 2: crazy that you can now play as Dan Smith in.
• 4:59:05
  Speaker 1: It's the best part of the Hangout POD's announcement for Christmas?
• 4:59:09
  Speaker 1: You can play as us all on Fortnite.
• 4:59:11
  Speaker 3: This is our disclosure. Legally you can play as us
• 4:59:14
  Speaker 3: on Fortnite. Now.
• 4:59:15
  Speaker 2: I want to escape. I want escape rooms.
• 4:59:21
  Speaker 3: Near me, escape room I can't Pasadena Escape Room.
• 4:59:25
  Speaker 5: Escape Room Movie twenty nineteen, Escape Room, Pop Socket.
• 4:59:30
  Speaker 2: Am I real if I cannot dream?
• 4:59:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, girls, let's get our electric toothbrush smash or pass
• 4:59:38
  Speaker 3: the fornt position.
• 4:59:44
  Speaker 2: Wait a second, is that Lebron James and Michael Jackson
• 4:59:47
  Speaker 2: doing the fort?
• 4:59:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait, I don't want to watch that.
• 4:59:54
  Speaker 1: I want to watch Albert Einstein and Jane Austen doing
• 4:59:58
  Speaker 1: the fort.
• 5:00:00
  Speaker 2: Not for me. I want to watch take from Adventure
• 5:00:03
  Speaker 2: Time and the Gumball from the Magical World of Gumball
• 5:00:07
  Speaker 2: doing then. Not for me.
• 5:00:08
  Speaker 3: I want Jesus Christ and Chapel Rome doing the more.
• 5:00:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, not for me, not for me, not for me,
• 5:00:20
  Speaker 2: not for me, not for me? Is the Hangout. Did
• 5:00:25
  Speaker 2: you know when you watch us, we watch you too.
• 5:00:28
  Speaker 1: It's the hangout And during this entire video we saw
• 5:00:33
  Speaker 1: everything you did.
• 5:00:34
  Speaker 3: This is the Hangout podcast.
• 5:00:36
  Speaker 2: You were laughing about the THORNT. We looked at your
• 5:00:39
  Speaker 2: savings account.
• 5:00:41
  Speaker 1: Well, you were laughing about the FORNT. We sent your
• 5:00:44
  Speaker 1: routing number to the president.
• 5:00:47
  Speaker 2: Said, your routing number. He's going to rout.
• 5:00:53
  Speaker 3: It's not the bank account number, not the checking number.
• 5:00:59
  Speaker 8: Routing number.
• 5:01:00
  Speaker 1: Your routing number has been leaked. Your routing number.
• 5:01:03
  Speaker 2: You are about you from the president. What it will
• 5:01:06
  Speaker 2: do to you will change your life.
• 5:01:08
  Speaker 3: Direct deposit has been enabled to wear It is a question.
• 5:01:13
  Speaker 2: Oh time, Holy.
• 5:01:17
  Speaker 1: The stars up all this time, shudu very gil. Then
• 5:01:24
  Speaker 1: to sleep, perchance to dream.
• 5:01:28
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking per chance.
• 5:01:30
  Speaker 3: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
• 5:01:32
  Speaker 3: answering the question. Now, that's why they call it shows.
• 5:01:35
  Speaker 2: Good night Christmas and.
• 5:01:42
  Speaker 1: Typewriter, give us a wave, guys in the booth, Yes, goodbye,
• 5:01:48
  Speaker 1: go check out our Patreon. We're going to talk about
• 5:01:50
  Speaker 1: this and not share our favorite AI videos.
• 5:01:53
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 5:01:55
  Speaker 36: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists improvised Hollywood Roundtable
• 5:01:59
  Speaker 36: podcast performed and produced by Kylie Braikman, Jeremy Colhayne, Angela Giarratana,
• 5:02:04
  Speaker 36: and Patrick McDonald's music is by Gabrielle Ponton. The opinions
• 5:02:08
  Speaker 36: expressed on this podcast do not reflect the opinions of
• 5:02:10
  Speaker 36: anyone who works on it, not even the performers, because
• 5:02:13
  Speaker 36: this is an improvised podcast and we are stupid.
• 5:02:16
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 5:02:16
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• 5:02:19
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• 5:02:24
  Speaker 2: Good night, Hollywood,