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The People's Donkey · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
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  Speaker 2: Remember now, that is how they choose.
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  Speaker 1: Call in now, 800-585-1051.
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  Speaker 3: Donkey of the Day for Friday, August 28th is the
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  Speaker 3: People's Donkey. You know this is the part of the
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  Speaker 3: show where we allow you on Fridays to call in
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  Speaker 3: and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You can give somebody the biggest hee-haw. So, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: This is Tony. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, who you want to give the biggest hee-haw to, Tony?
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  Speaker 4: I want to give the biggest hee-haw to those folks
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  Speaker 4: in the state of South Carolina, your home state, that
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  Speaker 4: drive down the street and put their emergency flashes on
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  Speaker 4: in inclement weather. And the law clearly states that you
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  Speaker 4: don't do it. Backing up traffic, they act like they
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  Speaker 4: don't know how to drive.
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  Speaker 3: Why are they putting the halid lights on? To let
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  Speaker 3: you know that they're going slow?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why they put them on. It's against
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  Speaker 4: the law. But they do it and back the traffic up.
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  Speaker 4: Lie on you, all kinds of stuff over there. They
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  Speaker 4: just don't know how to drive. They don't know the rules.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And then it got so bad that the commercial drivers
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  Speaker 4: are doing it now.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. All right. Well, thank you for calling, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: It's Will from D.C.
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  Speaker 1: Will from D.C. Who do you want to get the
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  Speaker 1: biggest hee-haw.
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  Speaker 2: To, Will?
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  Speaker 5: Donald Trump and the United States Postal Service.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me.
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  Speaker 5: So, basically, I don't know if you guys heard that
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  Speaker 5: Donald Trump wants to privatize.
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  Speaker 2: The Postal Service.
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  Speaker 5: So the postal service is against being privatized because, you know,
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  Speaker 5: that we have like layoff protection.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 5: So also, so also I'm a shop steward. So we
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  Speaker 5: had a meeting on Tuesday and the post office basically
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  Speaker 5: told us on Tuesday that they're not going to give
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  Speaker 5: us any type of new contract, which is going to
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  Speaker 5: affect our benefits. and affect our raises basically until Donald
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  Speaker 5: Trump is out of office because they're not sure if
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  Speaker 5: they're going to get government funding. So possibly we're not
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  Speaker 5: going to get a raise or any... benefits, no new
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  Speaker 5: contract for the next two, two and a half years
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  Speaker 5: until Donald Trump is out of office.
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  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, you got to sit back watching the president of
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  Speaker 3: the United States of America and his family get fat
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  Speaker 3: while you starve.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: While we out here in the rain, sweet and snow,
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  Speaker 5: delivering mail or dealing with customers at the front window,
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  Speaker 5: whatever the case is, whatever your.
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  Speaker 1: Job is in the postal service.
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  Speaker 5: We got to sit back and suffer while he sit back,
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  Speaker 5: collecting the check and living a great life.
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  Speaker 3: That is how I really want to talk to the
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  Speaker 3: people who voted for Donald Trump because they thought he
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  Speaker 3: was going to make the economy better. They can't be
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  Speaker 3: continuing to lie to themselves.
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  Speaker 1: At this point. There's just no way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for calling my brother. Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Kevin Hart. Solomon, the real Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the real Kevin Hart is his picture is on
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  Speaker 3: our door, sir. The Kevin Hart that I know, but,
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  Speaker 3: How old are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm 52. Two weeks ago, I turned 52.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: You got here before the Cav that we know, so
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  Speaker 3: you might be the real Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: This morning, I want to give Jess Don't Get It Day.
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  Speaker 1: Jess Hilarious? Yup. She's not in here to defend herself,
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  Speaker 1: but go ahead. Carry on. The floor is yours.
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  Speaker 2: So two weeks ago when I called in, I gave...
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  Speaker 2: I gave her my website address. And so she typed
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  Speaker 2: it in. And at the end, she said, it's not.
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  Speaker 6: A real website.
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  Speaker 2: And so when she first started, when she first started,
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  Speaker 2: just when you first started, Charlamagne was grinding you up
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  Speaker 2: for not being able to read.
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  Speaker 1: That never happened.
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  Speaker 2: And I had your back. I had your back. I
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  Speaker 2: had your back.
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  Speaker 1: So what am I getting donkey for again? Because what?
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  Speaker 2: Because you went to my website two weeks ago and
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  Speaker 2: at the end you said it's not a real website.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What's the name of your website? And why would I
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  Speaker 1: say that? Because what? I must have typed it in
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't a real website. So now give it
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  Speaker 1: to me again. No.
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  Speaker 2: I think you misspelled it, Jess.
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  Speaker 1: What is the website? I hate to say that. What
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  Speaker 1: is it?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Don't hate to say it. Just give me the website.
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  Speaker 2: Friends.
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  Speaker 1: Friends.
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  Speaker 5: Plural.
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  Speaker 2: Turned. Past tense.
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  Speaker 6: Family. Friends turned family.
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  Speaker 1: Friends... What's the second word?
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  Speaker 6: Turned.
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  Speaker 1: You said friends, friends? Spell it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Friends turned family.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know how to spell friends? Like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you know how to spell nothing. I was asking
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  Speaker 1: to spell it. Friends turned family.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 6: FriendsFamily.com.
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  Speaker 1: What word do you need help spelling in this?
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  Speaker 3: That's not even what, I don't even, yeah, it's here now,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm just saying, I don't even think he gave
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  Speaker 3: me that website.
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  Speaker 1: It had to be something else.
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  Speaker 7: I must have thought he said something else.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no way he spelled it, and I typed it,
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  Speaker 1: and it was wrong.
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  Speaker 3: He said friends, friends, so I thought he meant friends twice.
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  Speaker 3: So I typed it in, and that didn't come up. Right,
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  Speaker 3: and he was about to say it's not a real website, too.
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  Speaker 1: That's very true. Hmm. I thought you said friends twice.
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  Speaker 6: He is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I see it now. I typed it in. I typed
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  Speaker 1: in friends, friends turned family and nothing came up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he must not have spelled it the last time. That's why.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come at you.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't spell it the last time. But look, I
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  Speaker 2: will take back your donkey today if you tell the
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  Speaker 2: listeners that it's a real website.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, it is a real website, bro. FTF.
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  Speaker 5: FTF.
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  Speaker 1: FriendsTurnedFamily.com. What's it about, brother?
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  Speaker 2: So it's about friendships that have turned into, like, family ships.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: So if you look at, if you go to the website,
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  Speaker 2: you look at, look at the tab, WTF, what the
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  Speaker 2: F is, WTF?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Yep, FTF.
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  Speaker 2: And then scroll down, that's me. I'm the real Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I do remember. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's a movement and a lifestyle built around the idea
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  Speaker 3: that some of the strongest families are the ones we choose.
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  Speaker 1: I love that, by the way, my brother. I love that.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with that wholeheartedly. I like the hats. I
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  Speaker 1: like the merch. It's fire.
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  Speaker 2: Can I get some merch?
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  Speaker 1: Send it up, brother. I see the hoodies with the
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  Speaker 1: FTF on it. Yeah, I like the hats, too. Fire.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Let me know how to get it to you.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to put you on hold, and Eddie, our producer,
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  Speaker 3: he's going to get your address.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Kevin. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're all good. And remember, Jess, I'm a Morgan
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  Speaker 2: State alum. Morgan State, stand up.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the real Kevin Hart, Morgan State alum, man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 2: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: FTF. All good.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Kev. Appreciate you. Good morning. Who's this? Knock
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  Speaker 1: my head off.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning to you beautiful people. This is Michelle and
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  Speaker 6: Chris again.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Michelle.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Michelle.
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  Speaker 6: And my son is going to give the honors again.
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  Speaker 6: I pray to God.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, go ahead, baby.
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  Speaker 6: Tell them who you're giving Dunkin' to.
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  Speaker 1: Who you want to give the biggest Dunkin' to?
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  Speaker 6: Boy, Cool Chris.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Cool Chris?
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to give Dunkin' today to my favorite coach
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  Speaker 6: at K-State High School, Coach D.P. Davenport.
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  Speaker 1: What does your coach do to you that you're giving
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  Speaker 1: him Dunkin' today?
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  Speaker 6: We've had our little rivalry since eighth grade. It's been up,
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  Speaker 6: some down, but frankly, it's just a personal vendetta with
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  Speaker 6: the beard. Like, Does he wash it? Like, it really
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  Speaker 6: doesn't look like it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you told him his beard stink?
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Yeah, that'll set somebody up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You told somebody their beard stink.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, this is going to be a lot.
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  Speaker 7: But Charlamagne and Jess and Indi, I want to personally
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  Speaker 7: thank all of you.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: We called in about a week ago.
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  Speaker 6: And you brought us lunch.
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  Speaker 7: And after buying us lunch, a lot of the autistic
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  Speaker 7: moms and just the autistic family came together and they
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  Speaker 7: did their thing for us. And I just want to
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  Speaker 7: give a very special thank you to all of you
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  Speaker 7: that gave to Kiva of Design.
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  Speaker 6: I am a teacher at Kip Inspire Academy.
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  Speaker 7: So everything that I received went back into my classroom.
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  Speaker 7: And I would love for you guys to check me
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  Speaker 7: out on social media. My whole theme this year is
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  Speaker 7: Pandora and to see them and they belong. And I
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  Speaker 7: teach 6th through 8th grade. And these kids are doing
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  Speaker 7: amazing things. I do love myself as a selfish art
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  Speaker 7: teacher at Kip St.
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  Speaker 5: Louis.
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  Speaker 6: But please come check us out.
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  Speaker 7: And also to you, Solomon, we have a breakfast club
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  Speaker 7: at our school for the young men that just need
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  Speaker 7: that extra push. It's headed up by Coach Dean Dockett.
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  Speaker 7: And he would just love, love, love, love, love for
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  Speaker 7: you to send a video message or anything that you can.
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  Speaker 7: But he's been doing this for some years for these
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  Speaker 7: young men. And it's just kicking off like. Everything about
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  Speaker 7: them is excellent. And I really stand because of you
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  Speaker 7: guys and what the work that you guys do. You
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  Speaker 7: guys have your boots on the ground and everything that
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  Speaker 7: you're doing for our community.
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  Speaker 6: We need that so much right now.
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  Speaker 7: And Dex, I need to definitely give you some love, girl, because...
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  Speaker 7: These young ladies have a force to look at and
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  Speaker 7: understand what essence looks like, what a phenomenal woman looks like,
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  Speaker 7: what laughter looks like, and what keeping it cute looks like.
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  Speaker 6: So thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. Thank you, babe. I want to send a
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  Speaker 1: video in. Can I sponsor breakfast for that group one day, too? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's dope. Jesus Christ, Red. Ask for her to call back.
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  Speaker 1: That was crazy. Please call back.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to send a video to y'all, and
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  Speaker 3: I would like to sponsor breakfast for that group. Please
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  Speaker 3: call back. That was Donkey of the Day, the people's donkey.
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