Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 557: Minnesota with the Mali’s
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- 2:00Speaker 3: Have you tried these gummy bears?
- 2:02Speaker 1: What gummy bears?
- 2:05Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 2:07Speaker 1: That's crazy. So good.
- 2:10Speaker 3: See? So good.
- 2:11Speaker 1: It's supposed to go across the body. No, I had
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- 2:15Speaker 2: That way.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Over here.
- 2:15Speaker 3: I didn't want to slap myself in the face.
- 2:17Speaker 2: Just for cameras.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Yeah. I wanted to throw them into the shot.
- 2:21Speaker 4: You should have made it 3D and threw it to
- 2:23Speaker 4: the camera like, whoa.
- 2:25Speaker 1: He's a showman.
- 2:26Speaker 4: It'd be like the, what is that, Spy Kids 3D movie.
- 2:30Speaker 1: With the plums.
- 2:32Speaker 2: It's a good movie. Good movie. Nice Mexican fan.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Yeah, how's everybody doing? Feeling great?
- 2:39Speaker 2: Cool?
- 2:40Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Feeling a thousand years young type shit.
- 2:45Speaker 1: We're all back.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Where are we back from?
- 2:48Speaker 1: Oh, actually, before we even get there, guys, by the
- 2:51Speaker 1: time this comes out, we've been nine years in the game, man.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Woo!
- 2:57Speaker 5: Happy Halloween!
- 2:58Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, man.
- 3:00Speaker 2: So, yes.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Actually, by the time this comes out, it won't be Halloween. No,
- 3:04Speaker 1: it won't be. So, shit.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Halloween's on Saturday.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Postpone that. We'll talk about it next episode, then.
- 3:08Speaker 5: Yeah, but yes.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Thanks for all you guys for hanging around all this time.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Or whenever you came in.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:14Speaker 1: More coming. So much fun. Love it every day. But yeah,
- 3:20Speaker 1: we're all just getting back.
- 3:23Speaker 3: Back from where?
- 3:24Speaker 1: Back from the beautiful land of Minnesota.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Minnesota.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Yeah, man. We went out to Minnesota thanks to our
- 3:36Speaker 1: gracious COO.
- 3:39Speaker 3: CFO.
- 3:39Speaker 1: CFO, CFO.
- 3:41Speaker 3: CEO, all that.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely CFO. Auto. And Tax Write-Off Benefactor Q.
- 3:49Speaker 3: The Big Melon himself.
- 3:50Speaker 1: The Big Melon brought us all out to Minnesota to
- 3:55Speaker 1: attend the homecoming game at Minnesota, the University of Minnesota,
- 4:02Speaker 1: where his little brother Quade Hendricks.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Shout out to Quade.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Shout out to Quade.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Keep hooping.
- 4:08Speaker 1: He's a starting kick returner there, and he plays by
- 4:12Speaker 1: receiver as well. So we went to go watch them
- 4:16Speaker 1: play Iowa for the homecoming game, and.
- 4:20Speaker 2: They pulled it off. They pulled off the upset.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Do we want to talk about the experience or get
- 4:24Speaker 1: just the game out of the way?
- 4:26Speaker 5: More so the experience, but the game, they won.
- 4:29Speaker 1: The game, this is the two cents thing about the game. Yeah,
- 4:35Speaker 1: you might have to get rid of that.
- 4:36Speaker 2: I'll work through it.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Yeah, you're suffering succotash. Two quick sentences to think about
- 4:47Speaker 1: the game. Both teams did not play well. The offense
- 4:50Speaker 1: didn't play great, but that has nothing to do with Quade.
- 4:54Speaker 1: And the QBs on all.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Sides, P.
- 5:02Speaker 1: U.
- 5:02Speaker 3: All three QBs that played, no thanks.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how bad it was, because three played.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Um.
- 5:08Speaker 1: But the defense on Minnesota, they hooped.
- 5:10Speaker 2: They were hitting.
- 5:11Speaker 1: They hooped. And you know what?
- 5:12Speaker 3: They were digging in their ass.
- 5:13Speaker 1: It's a special team.
- 5:14Speaker 2: Whooping on their ass.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Yeah, so shout out to Minnesota, University of Minnesota team.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Y'all made it out. Y'all tried. Y'all had as hard
- 5:23Speaker 1: as hell to lose, but you'd won.
- 5:25Speaker 3: They won.
- 5:26Speaker 1: They won. That's what all that means.
- 5:27Speaker 2: It was upset.
- 5:28Speaker 5: Iowa was ranked.
- 5:28Speaker 1: That's true. Ranked 15.
- 5:30Speaker 2: They were playing up.
- 5:31Speaker 1: And now Iowa, honestly, that makes me look at Cooper DeJean.
- 5:36Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with C. I just had
- 5:39Speaker 1: to think about that. Everything to do with C.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Man, fuck the Eagles.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Minnesota. Nobody gives a fuck about them shits.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Huh? Minnesota.
- 5:45Speaker 3: You heard me. Minnesota.
- 5:46Speaker 2: I give a fuck about them shits.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Fuck you.
- 5:49Speaker 2: University of Minnesota.
- 5:51Speaker 1: You got three and one.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
- 5:53Speaker 3: University of Minnesota, though. I know.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just focus on my goat.
- 5:58Speaker 1: But University of Minnesota. Very fun being out there. Made
- 6:04Speaker 1: me realize, wow, I should have went to a bigger school.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Because that's a, wow. If I enjoyed that in my
- 6:14Speaker 1: highly sedentary 30s, imagine in my slightly more active teen years,
- 6:25Speaker 1: late teen years, early 20s. Oh, my God.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nice campus.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:31Speaker 1: It's a real nice campus. We're a big campus. We're
- 6:33Speaker 1: a clean campus.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Super clean.
- 6:34Speaker 5: The whole city was clean.
- 6:36Speaker 1: I kept saying that the whole trip. Like, this whole town,
- 6:39Speaker 1: this area is so clean. It's ridiculous.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. A lot of Somalis too. Shout out to Somalians.
- 6:47Speaker 2: They are absolutely out there. They are out there.
- 6:49Speaker 5: That shit is not a myth.
- 6:51Speaker 1: I thought that was.
- 6:52Speaker 5: It's not a myth.
- 6:53Speaker 3: It's not a joke. It's not a game.
- 6:55Speaker 5: There's so many of them. I can kind of see
- 6:57Speaker 5: why concern was almost raised.
- 7:00Speaker 1: If I was a rural white person from the Midwest,
- 7:04Speaker 1: I too would be alarmed and concerned about with the
- 7:08Speaker 1: number of Somalians in Minneapolis.
- 7:12Speaker 3: All these black people look a little different than normal.
- 7:15Speaker 2: There's something going on here.
- 7:18Speaker 1: It's like they're like the Coke Zero of black people.
- 7:21Speaker 2: They're black, but it's like... They look black from far,
- 7:25Speaker 2: but the closer you get, it's like, this nigga is not.
- 7:27Speaker 1: It's like somehow the closer I get, the smaller their
- 7:30Speaker 1: heads get.
- 7:30Speaker 3: These are not the rivers and the lakes that I'm
- 7:32Speaker 3: used to.
- 7:33Speaker 2: But also the bigger their heads get.
- 7:36Speaker 3: And they have such nice hair.
- 7:38Speaker 5: Gray hair, gray skin.
- 7:39Speaker 2: Smelt it.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Smelt it.
- 7:40Speaker 2: We walked past a group of Somalis outside of whatever
- 7:43Speaker 2: the hell they were doing.
- 7:45Speaker 3: The whole group smelled amazing.
- 7:46Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it. Yeah, literally. Smelled like the finest
- 7:49Speaker 2: of oils.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Somali dudes, y'all are as advertised. Y'all are kind of
- 7:52Speaker 1: rough on the eyes. But the women, good stuff. Dudes,
- 7:59Speaker 1: you guys are unfortunate, brother. I don't know what to
- 8:01Speaker 1: tell you niggas. I don't know how y'all keep getting
- 8:03Speaker 1: a short end of the stick.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
- 8:06Speaker 1: The women taking all the fun from y'all.
- 8:08Speaker 3: That's how it happens in war-torn countries.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Even looked it up, that's how they ended up over
- 8:13Speaker 2: here because of the Somali War.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Like a civil war over there.
- 8:17Speaker 1: But how'd it end up in the middle?
- 8:19Speaker 2: It was kind of like a migration type thing. Great migration.
- 8:24Speaker 2: They just started getting jobs out there, and they were like, oh,
- 8:26Speaker 2: we can live here.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess there was a lot of jobs in,
- 8:28Speaker 1: I guess, the meatpacking industry out there.
- 8:30Speaker 3: And they said, come through.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Yep.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Churches as well. Cousin, come through.
- 8:33Speaker 1: And they always want you to come through until you
- 8:35Speaker 1: all start coming through.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
- 8:38Speaker 1: There's a damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
- 8:41Speaker 3: You know there's 50 states, right? It's not the United
- 8:45Speaker 3: States of Minnesota.
- 8:47Speaker 1: So, yeah, man. But, yeah, a lot of them out there.
- 8:50Speaker 5: They were nice. They were cool people.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I thought it was Nick... I mean, it is still
- 8:53Speaker 1: Nick Shelley nonsense, right-wing propaganda, but... Absolutely. The number was
- 8:57Speaker 1: not overblown.
- 8:59Speaker 3: I was thinking about it, and I don't know if
- 9:01Speaker 3: I saw... I can't really remember seeing, other than at
- 9:05Speaker 3: the football game, like a just normal black person.
- 9:10Speaker 1: There was a few. It was a few, but you know,
- 9:12Speaker 1: the only few that you saw, they were students. You
- 9:17Speaker 1: didn't see no just regular black- Just a nigga walking by?
- 9:20Speaker 1: Just a nigga walking by. No, no, no. They were
- 9:24Speaker 1: a descendant of an immigrant or an immigrant themselves.
- 9:31Speaker 3: That's all right.
- 9:32Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that. It's just an observation.
- 9:34Speaker 3: It's just an observation.
- 9:35Speaker 1: There was a strong reverence for Allah in Minneapolis because-
- 9:39Speaker 1: It's just very obvious.
- 9:40Speaker 2: I was like, yeah.
- 9:41Speaker 3: It's extremely obvious. Especially at the one club we ended
- 9:44Speaker 3: up at.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Nigga, we won club, y'all ended up there. First of all,
- 9:48Speaker 2: that was a terrible decision.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Because why did a bunch of niggas in their 30s
- 9:52Speaker 1: think they were going to have a good time out
- 9:54Speaker 1: in a college town?
- 9:55Speaker 3: We weren't even in the college town anymore.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Not really, no.
- 9:57Speaker 3: We were in Minneapolis.
- 9:59Speaker 1: That's a college town. right there.
- 10:01Speaker 3: We weren't on campus, though. We weren't on campus.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Cool enough. Yeah, we were given bad advice by Quade.
- 10:08Speaker 2: It happens.
- 10:08Speaker 1: No, no, it was good advice for him.
- 10:10Speaker 5: Yeah, great advice for him.
- 10:13Speaker 2: But we went to this club, and we're walking in,
- 10:16Speaker 2: and we're looking around, like walking towards the gate to
- 10:19Speaker 2: get in.
- 10:20Speaker 5: And we're looking at some people.
- 10:20Speaker 2: I'm like, is this 21 and up? The security guard
- 10:24Speaker 2: was like, nah. Nah, it's 18 and up. He's like,
- 10:27Speaker 2: it's 18 and up. I said, nigga.
- 10:29Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, we about to go into shampoo in
- 10:31Speaker 1: our 30s?
- 10:31Speaker 5: I'm like, what in the fuck?
- 10:33Speaker 3: But.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Yo, I was in bed like, yo, that's like watching
- 10:37Speaker 1: the group chat.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Watching the night descended to back in the hotel from
- 10:42Speaker 1: the comfort of my bed. Yeah, it was.
- 10:45Speaker 5: And then they fucked us with the prices. They were
- 10:47Speaker 5: just doing the most.
- 10:48Speaker 1: They were doing a paper bag test at the door.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Pretty much. Yeah.
- 10:51Speaker 5: It felt that way. I paid $ 40. Gary paid $ 30.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Kenan paid $ 45. Army paid $ 30.
- 10:57Speaker 5: And we all walked in together.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Kenan paid the most. It's crazy.
- 11:00Speaker 2: That's what I said. You?
- 11:02Speaker 1: $ 75.
- 11:02Speaker 2: I said, the darker you are, the more they made
- 11:04Speaker 2: you pay. It seemed that way. I paid $ 44.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Price is right.
- 11:11Speaker 3: The dollar difference?
- 11:12Speaker 2: Okay. It was $ 44.
- 11:13Speaker 5: 99.
- 11:15Speaker 1: $ 44. 99.
- 11:17Speaker 3: Okay.
- 11:18Speaker 1: $ 4, 499.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Yo, black ass.
- 11:19Speaker 2: But yeah, that was... Couldn't get out of there faster.
- 11:27Speaker 2: And then Q tried to get us to go somewhere else.
- 11:30Speaker 1: I'm like, no.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Oh, Cowboy Jacks. Cowboy Jacks. I'll say the city or campus, whatever.
- 11:37Speaker 2: That was great.
- 11:38Speaker 3: But they just don't have as many options. There was
- 11:41Speaker 3: like two places to go. One place was a popping
- 11:43Speaker 3: spot on campus. That was packed to the to the
- 11:47Speaker 3: brim on Friday, but then when we went out on Saturday,
- 11:51Speaker 3: that Cowboy Jack's place, the line was like around down the.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Street, down the block. I'm like, y'all not getting in here.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Why are you standing a city block down the street
- 11:59Speaker 3: to get in a spot that you know it doesn't
- 12:01Speaker 3: have enough space for everybody?
- 12:03Speaker 4: Just for visual reference, just think if this was the club,
- 12:06Speaker 4: they're lined out going all the way around the corner
- 12:08Speaker 4: to Union House.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Hey, man, listen.
- 12:11Speaker 5: There's no way there's nothing.
- 12:12Speaker 3: And it was a serpentine line. When we were 18, 19.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Nah.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Nah. Nah.
- 12:16Speaker 1: I was standing outside a Wal-Mart.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Yeah. And the class goes a while just to get
- 12:22Speaker 2: a job.
- 12:23Speaker 3: I get it.
- 12:24Speaker 2: What's a while? Like an hour. No motherfuckers are going
- 12:27Speaker 2: to be waiting a lot longer than a while.
- 12:29Speaker 5: Yeah, they're going to be waiting longer than an hour.
- 12:30Speaker 1: And the thing is, it was getting cold that night.
- 12:32Speaker 1: I mean, also, but you got to consider, listen, it's homecoming.
- 12:34Speaker 3: True.
- 12:36Speaker 1: You were there young.
- 12:38Speaker 5: That is true.
- 12:38Speaker 3: It was homecoming. And it was a seasonably warm night
- 12:45Speaker 3: in Minnesota.
- 12:46Speaker 1: It started to get cold.
- 12:48Speaker 3: Also what's crazy, Kenan, it's Minnesota. It's Minnesota.
- 12:51Speaker 1: These were probably like five, six degrees.
- 12:54Speaker 5: That was spring.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Nigga, 40 is like, that's damn near summertime.
- 12:57Speaker 4: That's what motherfuckers out there in t-shirts, when they left,
- 13:00Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you really from out here, huh?
- 13:01Speaker 1: They already used the cold and white.
- 13:03Speaker 5: And the iron's probably fine.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Oh, I saw black people at the mall. Oh, yeah.
- 13:08Speaker 5: There were black people at the mall.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Well, that's the mall in America.
- 13:10Speaker 1: That's the biggest mall in the Western Hemisphere.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:13Speaker 1: Also, real quick, biggest bastion of capitalism in the Western Hemisphere.
- 13:20Speaker 2: My gosh.
- 13:21Speaker 1: And it took two grown men 30 minutes to find
- 13:25Speaker 1: a lighter.
- 13:26Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever happened with that?
- 13:27Speaker 1: Brother. we're skipping around this trip a lot and I
- 13:31Speaker 1: know but hey.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Hey man they don't know they don't know the order
- 13:33Speaker 3: of operations.
- 13:35Speaker 1: We were at some point at the mall mall of
- 13:38Speaker 1: america sure we went to the mall of america um
- 13:42Speaker 1: I was down to my last pre-roll uh and I
- 13:45Speaker 1: was like well if I'm gonna cruise around this mall
- 13:48Speaker 1: yeah really it was dire my god and the way
- 13:51Speaker 1: it was said we were about to go on plane.
- 13:52Speaker 3: So I'm like I can't ah I gotta get this
- 13:54Speaker 3: in um cause.
- 13:56Speaker 1: What am I gonna do throw it out no So
- 13:57Speaker 1: I'm like, if I'm going to cruise on the mall,
- 13:59Speaker 1: let me partake in some greenery.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Right, right, right, right.
- 14:02Speaker 1: We go into the mall. The mall is fucking humongous.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I don't think we explored half that thing.
- 14:08Speaker 5: Half? You walked in and walked out.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Well, no, because when we were walking, we walked around
- 14:15Speaker 1: the whole circle. I want to say at least one
- 14:18Speaker 1: and two levels. One and a half of the levels.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Oh, you saw more than I did.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We did a nice little couple laps. So,
- 14:26Speaker 1: that joint had three levels plus the basement, which is
- 14:30Speaker 1: an aquarium that I did not get to see, unfortunately.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I did kind of want to see that. It
- 14:36Speaker 2: is what it is.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Now we got to go back.
- 14:39Speaker 2: We can go to Campton.
- 14:43Speaker 1: If you want to get advantage, you can go to Baltimore.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Baltimore is right there?
- 14:46Speaker 2: Baltimore.
- 14:48Speaker 1: So, yeah, we're going in there like we're just store
- 14:50Speaker 1: at the store. They got nine coffee shops nowhere with
- 14:54Speaker 1: a lighter. I done went to like three different Shea
- 14:57Speaker 1: Butter fucking kiosks, a whole Lego world, an amusement park,
- 15:03Speaker 1: an aquarium. Can't get a lighter. Oh, so we're cruising through.
- 15:09Speaker 1: So this is me and Keenan because we are the
- 15:11Speaker 1: weed smokers of the group. So we're like, we need
- 15:13Speaker 1: to go find somewhere to smoke this weed. We actually
- 15:16Speaker 1: broke rank from the group for this lighter quest. So
- 15:21Speaker 1: we're walking around. We've been going around the whole bottom floor.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Let's go up. Then we go another round. We see,
- 15:27Speaker 1: all right, we haven't found no lighter. Oh, Spencer's Gifts.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Alternative store.
- 15:31Speaker 2: This place has to have a lighter. Has to.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Has to, right?
- 15:35Speaker 3: Has to.
- 15:35Speaker 2: It might be too correct.
- 15:36Speaker 5: Even if it's a novelty lighter.
- 15:37Speaker 2: It might be shaped like a dick.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's going to light on fire, right?
- 15:42Speaker 1: You would think you go in there and a nice, sweet,
- 15:46Speaker 1: alternative black chick there that was at the desk.
- 15:49Speaker 2: We were like, hey, ma'am, do you guys have a lighter?
- 15:51Speaker 3: No.
- 15:52Speaker 1: No.
- 15:53Speaker 2: Well, why not?
- 15:54Speaker 1: You don't have a lighter in Spencer's? Yeah, because they're
- 15:56Speaker 1: a safety issue. And then I look behind, there's a
- 16:00Speaker 1: 13-inch double-sided dildo. The lighters are the safety risk.
- 16:08Speaker 2: That's not.
- 16:09Speaker 1: What?
- 16:10Speaker 4: It was like more people have gone to the hospital
- 16:12Speaker 4: for a double-sided dildo than probably.
- 16:13Speaker 5: A lighter from Spencer.
- 16:15Speaker 3: There is a wall of anal plugs. You can't burn
- 16:18Speaker 3: down the mall with a double-sided dildo.
- 16:20Speaker 1: No, you can't. I guess not.
- 16:22Speaker 2: I guess you can't.
- 16:23Speaker 1: So that was a wash. We ended up having to
- 16:25Speaker 1: go to a goddamn Yankee Candles.
- 16:28Speaker 3: To get some matches.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Get matches. Get some long matches. Get some long matches. Long,
- 16:32Speaker 1: thin matches. Then we went outside, smoked, and then lost
- 16:35Speaker 1: all motivation to do anything else. Let's just go back
- 16:37Speaker 1: to the airport.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Let's just go to the airport.
- 16:39Speaker 1: We already went through like 33% of this mall.
- 16:43Speaker 4: He was like, I don't want to go through the
- 16:44Speaker 4: rest of it trying to find them. That's going to
- 16:46Speaker 4: take 20 minutes.
- 16:47Speaker 3: I'm not about to buy shit. It was just like
- 16:50Speaker 3: the commercial. It's turned into a little flat in person.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:56Speaker 3: Just outside the mall, flat.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Hey, man, we was just outside. But they literally had
- 17:00Speaker 1: like four of the same coffee places in that motherfucker.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I saw like two, three Caribou coffees, whatever thing.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Is big out there.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:09Speaker 1: But yeah, Somalians, lots of Uber driver Somalians out there.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:16Speaker 1: All.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Every Uber driver we had was Somalian.
- 17:19Speaker 1: All of them except one were. I think like one
- 17:21Speaker 1: or two.
- 17:21Speaker 3: The one we got.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:23Speaker 3: We got coming back from the spot. Remember the older
- 17:26Speaker 3: white dude?
- 17:27Speaker 2: Yes.
- 17:27Speaker 3: And you started doing a random accent, Kenan, because you're
- 17:30Speaker 3: a wild boy. Yeah.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I started doing accents? That was, yeah.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Don't act surprised.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Fuck for that. Yeah. When? Yo, first when we touched down,
- 17:37Speaker 1: we went to the dispensary, right? We go in there.
- 17:40Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 17:43Speaker 2: Motherfucker.
- 17:44Speaker 1: Lamont gets his half an ounce.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Yep.
- 17:46Speaker 1: We go back. We leave out our, all right, what
- 17:48Speaker 1: are we going to do?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Boom.
- 17:50Speaker 1: We get the Uber after a while. It's like an old,
- 17:55Speaker 1: want to say, like, Europe. It almost sounded like, he almost, like.
- 17:59Speaker 3: I want to say, like, somewhere in Western Europe.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Somewhere in Western Europe. Sounded a little, like.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Romanian? Something like that. Slavic, maybe?
- 18:10Speaker 1: No.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Not that far.
- 18:11Speaker 1: It was more like Hanukki.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Okay.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Hanukki?
- 18:16Speaker 2: Never mind.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Okay. No?
- 18:19Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Okay, well, anyway. Maybe I doubt that. Yes.
- 18:22Speaker 1: In that European region.
- 18:25Speaker 3: And then Ken just starts doing the.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Doing what accent?
- 18:28Speaker 3: You did like an Italian maybe?
- 18:31Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 18:31Speaker 3: Yeah, like an Italian, Yiddish.
- 18:34Speaker 2: Yiddish.
- 18:35Speaker 1: It was something I'm like.
- 18:36Speaker 3: It was a hybrid I haven't heard before.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, what are you doing?
- 18:40Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Who are you doing this for? No, I started talking like.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Tony Montana?
- 18:45Speaker 1: Nah, I was like... What was that?
- 18:48Speaker 2: 70s, like, oh, you guys... All that stuff. Yeah. That's
- 18:52Speaker 2: not even the 70s.
- 18:52Speaker 3: Either way, it's like, what are you doing?
- 18:56Speaker 4: That's not a 70s Italian guy. Somebody get a hold
- 19:00Speaker 4: of these guys.
- 19:01Speaker 3: But why?
- 19:02Speaker 5: You're talking like a greaser.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Like he has a pack of cigarettes rolled up in
- 19:07Speaker 3: his sleeve. You're talking like Ponyboy.
- 19:10Speaker 1: That's not the 70s?
- 19:11Speaker 3: No. No.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Grease didn't come out in the 70s?
- 19:15Speaker 2: No. No, it's based in an earlier time.
- 19:18Speaker 1: It's based on the 50s.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Oh, it's based on the 50s. Yeah.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:20Speaker 3: They're talking like he was in a fucking sandlot. Let's see.
- 19:25Speaker 1: What? He's talking like, stand by me.
- 19:26Speaker 2: Baby Ruth. Yeah, but that ain't had nothing to do
- 19:29Speaker 2: with him.
- 19:30Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 19:31Speaker 3: We thought it did. We thought it did because he
- 19:32Speaker 3: had an accent.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Yeah, but it.
- 19:35Speaker 3: Wasn't even the same accent.
- 19:36Speaker 1: It's like that video, Be Who You Want To Be. Exactly.
- 19:39Speaker 1: That guy didn't know that could have been my accent.
- 19:41Speaker 2: He don't know me.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Nobody talks like that.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Yes, they do.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Nobody.
- 19:46Speaker 2: No niggas talk like that.
- 19:48Speaker 1: No six foot one black men do. He don't know
- 19:50Speaker 1: where I'm from.
- 19:51Speaker 5: Possibly Somali. You definitely ain't talking like that.
- 19:53Speaker 1: I damn sure don't look Somali.
- 19:55Speaker 2: To him?
- 19:55Speaker 4: To him, I definitely... He lives with them. He knows
- 19:57Speaker 4: what they look like. Every time he blinks, there's another one.
- 20:00Speaker 2: Yeah, you can still.
- 20:01Speaker 1: And that ain't me. You can pass. No, the fuck
- 20:04Speaker 1: I can't.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Maybe he had bad vision. No. You can all pass. No,
- 20:07Speaker 2: we can't. No, we can't. No, we can't.
- 20:09Speaker 5: It would be Corey.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Damn. No, realistically. It might be you, but you may
- 20:14Speaker 1: as well have a hair texture. No, I was literally
- 20:16Speaker 1: going to say you.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Your hair and you're dark enough.
- 20:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:18Speaker 1: You look like one of them.
- 20:20Speaker 2: You got the same height. Yeah.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Tall?
- 20:31Speaker 2: Slender?
- 20:31Speaker 1: They're not tall.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Yeah, they are.
- 20:33Speaker 3: Some of them are.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Most of them are. A majority of them, they was
- 20:36Speaker 2: not tall.
- 20:36Speaker 3: They were tall.
- 20:37Speaker 5: I mean, you were taller than them, but they were tall.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Ah.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Ah.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Subjective. But anyway, yeah, that was, but the other Uber
- 20:45Speaker 1: driver was just, he was a yapper.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Yapper extraordinaire.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Hey, man, you guys want to know something crazy?
- 20:51Speaker 3: As soon as we get in the Uber, what does
- 20:53Speaker 3: he say, Keenan?
- 20:54Speaker 4: Hey, guys, you want to know something weird? You want
- 20:56Speaker 4: to know something crazy? You guys got to hear this.
- 20:59Speaker 4: You guys got a second? You guys need to hear this.
- 21:01Speaker 1: We got as.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Long as you take the drivers to our fucking destination, nigga.
- 21:04Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
- 21:05Speaker 3: And I thought he was going to play some of
- 21:06Speaker 3: his music.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I thought so, too.
- 21:08Speaker 1: I honestly would rather he do that because if he
- 21:10Speaker 1: played his music, he'd be shutting the fuck up.
- 21:13Speaker 5: What did he say?
- 21:14Speaker 4: He was like, So I just read that I'm never
- 21:18Speaker 4: getting an Uber that doesn't have a driver in it
- 21:21Speaker 4: because the cameras inside the Uber, they picked up a guy.
- 21:24Speaker 4: And because that guy had warrants, they locked the doors,
- 21:27Speaker 4: called the cops, and took him to the police station.
- 21:29Speaker 4: So now these Uber cars over here working for the
- 21:31Speaker 4: cops as well, too. So I would never get in
- 21:33Speaker 4: a car that don't have no Uber driver in it.
- 21:35Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 21:36Speaker 3: We need to keep drivers driving.
- 21:38Speaker 1: He kept saying, yo, that's just, that's demonic, man. He's like, dicks.
- 21:43Speaker 1: He's like, that's not even the worst part. I'm like, okay,
- 21:45Speaker 1: what's the worst part? Then he's just talking about something else.
- 21:49Speaker 1: He's like, oh yeah, well, you see this robot they're
- 21:51Speaker 1: building where you could kick it, but it only kicks
- 21:54Speaker 1: with his legs and like, it could like, explode a
- 21:58Speaker 1: wall of metal with it's legs and you can't even
- 22:00Speaker 1: take it down.
- 22:01Speaker 4: They got these robots that you knock it over it
- 22:03Speaker 4: gets up in. 3 seconds it gets back up on
- 22:06Speaker 4: it's feet in. 3 seconds so the motherfuckers just going and.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Hopping up like what the fuck that's not even the
- 22:12Speaker 1: worst part.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Did y'all give him one star when he got out
- 22:14Speaker 2: nah I would've I just forgot.
- 22:17Speaker 4: Him what did he have in his uber bio Because
- 22:21Speaker 4: after we got in, he likes to talk and exchange ideas.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Exchange ideas. We wasn't exchanging nothing.
- 22:29Speaker 2: You just gave your whole transaction.
- 22:31Speaker 1: You were just dumping on us.
- 22:32Speaker 5: Just giving and giving and giving.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Motherfucker was Uber trauma dumping on us. What else is happening?
- 22:38Speaker 2: We had the opposite of one Uber, though. So, Mike
- 22:42Speaker 2: likes to get in front of audiences and people that
- 22:43Speaker 2: he doesn't know. Oh, yeah.
- 22:46Speaker 5: And try to deliver stand-up performances.
- 22:48Speaker 3: A quick tight five.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Yeah, just real quick.
- 22:52Speaker 5: And sometimes, he thinks he's breaking the ice.
- 22:56Speaker 3: He's just freezing.
- 22:56Speaker 2: The whole time.
- 22:57Speaker 3: He's really exploding the car. The whole time, I'm getting
- 23:00Speaker 3: iced out.
- 23:01Speaker 2: So, we're in his one Uber. And it was like
- 23:05Speaker 2: a little bit of a longer drive. So, Mike had
- 23:06Speaker 2: a little bit more time to get his shit off. And....
- 23:10Speaker 5: He's telling these jokes, and, you know, it's Mike.
- 23:12Speaker 2: We're laughing.
- 23:13Speaker 1: We're chuckling.
- 23:14Speaker 3: It's Mike.
- 23:14Speaker 2: He's just being himself. The Uber driver is not.
- 23:19Speaker 1: That motherfucker. He is doomed. He's over there making lesbian jokes.
- 23:23Speaker 1: That Somalian bastard was giving me love. I was going
- 23:25Speaker 1: to say, describe.
- 23:25Speaker 2: The Uber driver to really paint the picture.
- 23:29Speaker 1: He was the captain now. No, he was like a
- 23:33Speaker 1: middle-aged guy. Well, not middle-aged.
- 23:34Speaker 5: He had to be our age.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Around our age or so. Like early 40s.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Maybe.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Maybe. No much older than early 40s. No way.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:42Speaker 1: I don't know what he was talking about.
- 23:45Speaker 3: He was talking about a lesbian.
- 23:46Speaker 1: He was talking about lesbians.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Lesbians or something.
- 23:48Speaker 1: He was talking about lesbians.
- 23:49Speaker 2: It's not like I just brought it up now.
- 23:51Speaker 1: It came up in the flow of conversation and I
- 23:53Speaker 1: started quipping on it.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Right.
- 23:56Speaker 3: He's just sitting there.
- 23:57Speaker 1: He was on the phone. Oh, okay.
- 23:59Speaker 3: He was on the phone. He was on the phone,
- 24:01Speaker 3: but he could still hear.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Yeah, he could still hear. He could have gave me more.
- 24:05Speaker 2: He was just like... Give him my face. Yeah, yeah.
- 24:09Speaker 2: He was just... And then Corey texted the chat, this
- 24:13Speaker 2: Uber driver is not laughing.
- 24:15Speaker 3: I'm sitting here.
- 24:17Speaker 1: I hear it. I'm in the front because I'm always
- 24:19Speaker 1: in the front.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Because.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Because. Because. Because.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Because.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
- 24:28Speaker 2: I'm always in the front. They're in the back laughing.
- 24:30Speaker 2: I'm like, why? What's up?
- 24:32Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's so funny? And I pull up
- 24:37Speaker 1: the phone and say, Uber driver's not laughing.
- 24:38Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 24:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:41Speaker 5: I felt that.
- 24:42Speaker 3: I agree.
- 24:44Speaker 2: He's like, is this microphone on? I just flew in
- 24:50Speaker 2: from New Jersey, and boy, are my arms tired.
- 24:52Speaker 1: I just flew in from Somalia, and boy, is it
- 24:54Speaker 1: worn torn.
- 24:55Speaker 2: Anything? Nothing? No.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Okay.
- 25:03Speaker 2: I thought this microphone worked. Boy, is it war torn.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Boy, is it war torn. Boy, are these resources flushed.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Yeah. It was good. Oh, but good news. On the
- 25:16Speaker 1: way there, didn't need a seatbelt extender.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Shout out, shout out.
- 25:20Speaker 1: And then in other news, the big rib is back.
- 25:25Speaker 2: What was that for?
- 25:26Speaker 1: Might get back in the seatbelt extender.
- 25:27Speaker 3: What?
- 25:34Speaker 2: Why not?
- 25:34Speaker 3: Because we're starting the NTS Challenge. NTS 60 Soft Challenge.
- 25:40Speaker 3: I'll talk about it later after we're done with this.
- 25:43Speaker 3: Much later.
- 25:44Speaker 2: Like 2027 later.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Nah. If you're around the age of 30 and you
- 25:53Speaker 3: want to feel old, just go to a college campus.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Your local college campus. If you want to just feel like, dang,
- 26:01Speaker 3: I'm washed. Yeah. Because that's how I felt walking around there.
- 26:05Speaker 1: But it was different for you because you went to
- 26:09Speaker 1: school in that environment, so you kind of- What do
- 26:12Speaker 1: you mean? Like a bigger school environment.
- 26:14Speaker 2: He went to the biggest school out of all of us.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:17Speaker 3: I'm just talking about seeing- Just, yeah. Just being- Droves
- 26:20Speaker 3: of young people. You could just see the youth. I
- 26:22Speaker 3: was like, wow.
- 26:23Speaker 5: Like, wow, you're definitely like 20.
- 26:24Speaker 3: You got a lot of light behind your eyes. You
- 26:27Speaker 3: haven't been beaten down by the world.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:30Speaker 1: You still got hope.
- 26:31Speaker 2: You still got hope.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Hopes and dreams.
- 26:32Speaker 1: You still believe in America.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Kids just walking around staggering, drunk as hell.
- 26:36Speaker 2: I'm like, man.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Throwing up on sidewalks.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Throwing up on the sidewalk. Girls walking around in their
- 26:40Speaker 2: packs with their friends and yelling and shit.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Don't be that ass. I heard two chicks yell something
- 26:47Speaker 1: crazy at y'all while y'all was walking.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Oh, that bitch.
- 26:49Speaker 5: First of all, you fucking whore.
- 26:52Speaker 3: Man, we're crossing the street.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Nah, I'm mad now.
- 26:55Speaker 3: We're crossing the street.
- 26:57Speaker 2: And these white people in the car listening to- White
- 27:00Speaker 2: women did that.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Dead.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Right?
- 27:03Speaker 2: So they're in the car listening to Spin That Shit
- 27:05Speaker 2: by Young Miami.
- 27:07Speaker 3: What'd they say? Spin That Shit. Spin That Shit.
- 27:09Speaker 2: That's the song. Right? So we get across the street
- 27:13Speaker 2: and the girl's like, Brokey. Bitch, that ain't even the
- 27:16Speaker 2: same fucking song.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Nah.
- 27:18Speaker 3: That's fucking Lotto.
- 27:20Speaker 2: She saw two niggas crossing the street and was like,
- 27:22Speaker 2: look at these broke ass niggas walking.
- 27:25Speaker 3: First of all, I will bite you. Second of all,
- 27:28Speaker 3: shut your ass up. What does he mean that for?
- 27:31Speaker 1: He don't need to do goofy for that.
- 27:32Speaker 5: I do.
- 27:32Speaker 1: It's two white women.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Nah, we cousins. They saw some niggas crossing the street.
- 27:38Speaker 5: And was like, they broke.
- 27:40Speaker 2: I was like, wow.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Bitch, I'll buy you a car.
- 27:43Speaker 5: Bitch, I'm not even from here.
- 27:44Speaker 2: I flew.
- 27:46Speaker 1: First class, by the way.
- 27:47Speaker 3: Didn't pay for it. She didn't know that. But you
- 27:49Speaker 3: can never do that, bitch.
- 27:53Speaker 2: In your life. I mean.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 27:58Speaker 2: I don't know her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She can never
- 28:00Speaker 2: do it. She can never do it.
- 28:01Speaker 1: She call me broke. I'm going to call her ass broke.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Fuck you.
- 28:04Speaker 2: We know you're listening. Yeah.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Bitch. Bitch.
- 28:08Speaker 2: Man.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Fucking whore.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah. Fucking whore. The tailgate was fun.
- 28:12Speaker 5: Tailgate was lit. The family and friends tailgate.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Chicken was raw, though. They definitely tried to kill us
- 28:15Speaker 2: with that chicken. Baby, that chicken was dry.
- 28:17Speaker 1: No, it wasn't dry.
- 28:18Speaker 2: It was wet. It was too wet. It was a
- 28:20Speaker 2: little too wet. Way too wet. That shit was bleeding.
- 28:23Speaker 2: Chicken was tough as shit. The food and those pork
- 28:25Speaker 2: chops were nice, though. Really?
- 28:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I didn't want a pork chop for breakfast. That's the
- 28:30Speaker 2: only reason I didn't get to do it. That was
- 28:32Speaker 2: way too early for a pork chop for me. A
- 28:35Speaker 2: big pork chop, by.
- 28:36Speaker 3: The way, too. But you guys.
- 28:38Speaker 2: But you had liquor, though.
- 28:42Speaker 3: What?
- 28:43Speaker 2: What? What?
- 28:45Speaker 3: He said, but I had liquor, though. But for the game.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Never too early. Oh, okay.
- 28:50Speaker 3: You guys stormed the field, right? I did.
- 28:52Speaker 5: No, I did not.
- 28:53Speaker 1: I stormed the field.
- 28:54Speaker 2: No, because when we were leaving the booth, y'all stormed out.
- 28:59Speaker 3: I didn't. I was still in there.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Yeah, everybody ran out. And then I was
- 29:02Speaker 2: about to walk out, and I was like, Quasha, are
- 29:04Speaker 2: we coming back up here? He was like, no, you
- 29:06Speaker 2: got to take your bags and stuff. So I walked back,
- 29:08Speaker 2: and by the time I got back to the hallway,
- 29:10Speaker 2: niggas was gone. I was like, I'm sorry.
- 29:13Speaker 3: Bruh.
- 29:14Speaker 4: Literally, going from that box all the way down to
- 29:16Speaker 4: the field, mind you, I had a full cup of
- 29:19Speaker 4: liquor in my hand. And we running down flights of steps.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Q's dad is burning me. I'm over here not trying
- 29:24Speaker 4: to spill nothing.
- 29:26Speaker 1: I'm over here like.
- 29:26Speaker 5: He did say, he said it in like the third quarter.
- 29:28Speaker 2: I'm storming this shit.
- 29:29Speaker 1: He was like, I'm like, I'm right behind you. He
- 29:31Speaker 1: said that early.
- 29:32Speaker 4: I wasn't right behind him. I was a few flights
- 29:34Speaker 4: of steps behind him. And then we wound up getting
- 29:36Speaker 4: down to the field Went to go hop the little
- 29:39Speaker 4: fence barrier drawing. This one guy hops down. He turns around,
- 29:44Speaker 4: looks at me, puts his hand up. I'm like, nigga,
- 29:45Speaker 4: if you don't move your ass.
- 29:47Speaker 1: I'm like, that is like six, seven feet.
- 29:49Speaker 2: I am a-okay. I dropped it.
- 29:53Speaker 1: I mean, I jumped it. And that was actually a surprise.
- 29:55Speaker 1: I ain't dropped a....
- 29:57Speaker 2: Drop an alcohol. I'm like, hmm. Real alcoholic.
- 29:59Speaker 1: That's a problem. But then got down on the field.
- 30:05Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, this school is big as fuck, bro.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole school down there.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Literally like a sea of people.
- 30:11Speaker 2: And that was a thousand people.
- 30:14Speaker 5: I took a picture.
- 30:15Speaker 1: It was wild. I got the video.
- 30:16Speaker 2: I was all up in that bitch.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Oh, I got the video from above. It was just
- 30:19Speaker 3: like constantly, they just swooning. Almost the whole field.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 30:24Speaker 3: That's crazy. Yeah, never did that in Pittsburgh.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Never did that. Y'all never had a reason to do that.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Never had a reason to do that. Niggas was losing.
- 30:33Speaker 3: I saw Jameis Winston open up their whole, his first
- 30:36Speaker 3: game in college career.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 30:39Speaker 3: He went off.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Annihilation. Desecration. That was Jameis Winston still in poverty. He
- 30:49Speaker 2: was still broke as hell.
- 30:50Speaker 3: He was starving. Still stealing crab legs.
- 30:52Speaker 2: And no shoes. No shoes.
- 30:54Speaker 3: No contacts.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:56Speaker 4: And the thing is, with Minnesota, they beat, so that
- 31:01Speaker 4: Friday and Saturday, no, that Thursday and Friday, they had
- 31:03Speaker 4: hockey games versus the number two team in the country.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Three. Number three team in the country.
- 31:08Speaker 3: North Dakota State.
- 31:09Speaker 2: Yep.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Beat them both times.
- 31:11Speaker 5: It was already building up.
- 31:13Speaker 4: So while we were out there, so they did North
- 31:16Speaker 4: Dakota or whatever.
- 31:17Speaker 2: This is what I was going to say too, yeah.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Y'all fandom isn't mean enough.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Midwest people.
- 31:23Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just not the same.
- 31:24Speaker 4: It's not the same because... So, you have big rivalries.
- 31:28Speaker 4: You beat the number two, number three team in the country.
- 31:31Speaker 3: And.
- 31:32Speaker 1: After the game is over, they in.
- 31:34Speaker 2: A bar with y'all? They're just walking in the bar.
- 31:35Speaker 4: They're just walking around your campus and they feel comfortable
- 31:40Speaker 4: and fine.
- 31:40Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, if you don't run these motherfuckers off
- 31:42Speaker 2: your turf.
- 31:44Speaker 5: I'm looking at them crazy like, what the fuck is
- 31:45Speaker 5: you doing here?
- 31:45Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 31:46Speaker 1: I don't even go here. I don't even go here.
- 31:48Speaker 2: You don't even wear a green. Where your colors at, homie?
- 31:51Speaker 2: I watched the third period of this shit. I didn't
- 31:53Speaker 2: even see the other game. Motherfuckers like, yo, you set tripping, bro.
- 31:55Speaker 2: We ain't Grove Street around here, bitch. And the fact
- 31:58Speaker 2: that we picked that up the first night, I was like, damn,
- 32:00Speaker 2: this shit might be a little different.
- 32:02Speaker 5: Because Iowa is a rivalry too.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Even then.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Even their chant for Iowa, who hates Iowa?
- 32:08Speaker 2: I'm like, if you don't add a we, add a
- 32:10Speaker 2: fuck Iowa in there. Who hates Iowa? We hate Iowa.
- 32:14Speaker 2: That's it.
- 32:15Speaker 1: That is so ass. I'm like, nigga, who hates Iowa?
- 32:20Speaker 1: We hate Iowa. Let me tell you something.
- 32:22Speaker 2: I need an Iowa.
- 32:24Speaker 1: You a bitch. I learned something about LZ.
- 32:29Speaker 2: If he ever grows up, well, not grows up, he
- 32:32Speaker 2: grows up.
- 32:33Speaker 1: If Alzie ever gets any taller. If he has a son.
- 32:36Speaker 2: It's over.
- 32:36Speaker 1: And he has his sports. He might be one of.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Those dads that got to get thrown out. Yeah, hell yeah.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Because watching him during the game, the passion he had
- 32:47Speaker 1: for the group of niggas he never watched before.
- 32:51Speaker 2: That's all I needed.
- 32:52Speaker 1: He's like, yo, this nigga's stupid.
- 32:54Speaker 3: He's like, yo, I called that play. See what I'm saying?
- 32:57Speaker 1: Why are we running Sky Motion V when we can
- 32:59Speaker 1: be running Sky Motion 9?
- 33:01Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 33:02Speaker 1: That's just the way you take a play, bro.
- 33:04Speaker 5: I was locked in, bro.
- 33:05Speaker 2: This nigga sucks. Him and Q was on the same team.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Getting more and more belligerent as time goes on.
- 33:10Speaker 2: I was locked in.
- 33:11Speaker 3: And we're in the box.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Was I wrong, though?
- 33:12Speaker 3: They can't hear us at all. Was I wrong?
- 33:14Speaker 1: Him and Q was on the same page that whole game.
- 33:17Speaker 4: Q over there reaching outside, looking up at the coordinators.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Hey, yo, get me up there, yo.
- 33:22Speaker 3: If I could, I would.
- 33:23Speaker 5: I was ready to climb up that bitch. Them niggas
- 33:25Speaker 5: was ass.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Hey, man. It was fun, though.
- 33:28Speaker 5: All I need is a little motivation.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Like, Q, like, Lil Q was my only connection to
- 33:32Speaker 2: these niggas.
- 33:33Speaker 3: That's all I needed.
- 33:34Speaker 2: I'm locked the fuck in. That's it.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Shout out to the University of Minnesota, man.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Go Gophers. Yeah, go Gophers.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Go Gophers. Go Gophers. What was it?
- 33:46Speaker 2: Road to Boat? Sky U Ma.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Sky U Ma.
- 33:49Speaker 5: Sky U Ma.
- 33:50Speaker 2: I didn't know what the hell that means.
- 33:52Speaker 5: What in the hell did that mean?
- 33:53Speaker 1: Sky U Ma.
- 33:54Speaker 5: Sky U Ma.
- 33:55Speaker 1: They got like nine slogans.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Q was saying that the Road to Boat thing was
- 34:00Speaker 1: a coach thing.
- 34:01Speaker 3: A what?
- 34:02Speaker 2: Like the coach brought that in. Yeah, well, that came
- 34:04Speaker 2: from the World Cup. In Norway, because they were staying
- 34:07Speaker 2: in Minnesota, I believe.
- 34:09Speaker 3: Oh.
- 34:09Speaker 2: So it's literally from the Norwegian team.
- 34:12Speaker 5: Shout out to my GOAT. You should have won that.
- 34:14Speaker 3: You should have won the Bondo. No chance. Speaking of ass,
- 34:19Speaker 3: a certain Nicki Minaj is going for a new role
- 34:23Speaker 3: in the public eye, huh?
- 34:26Speaker 2: Oh, man. So everyone, Nicki Minaj was already like a...
- 34:33Speaker 2: You know, an avid Trump supporter. She was very out
- 34:35Speaker 2: with the shit. But then they had the right idea.
- 34:38Speaker 2: They were like, man, this story is getting close to
- 34:40Speaker 2: this voting shit.
- 34:41Speaker 5: Let's just bring her to a rally.
- 34:45Speaker 2: Right.
- 34:46Speaker 5: So they bring her out.
- 34:48Speaker 3: And she's just, you know.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Saying, yeah, I love Trump. And they're doing her a
- 34:52Speaker 2: little thing. And then Donald Trump gives her another shout out.
- 34:58Speaker 2: He's like. Look at that ass.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Literally.
- 35:02Speaker 3: She got her great ass.
- 35:04Speaker 5: And everybody was like, yeah.
- 35:06Speaker 1: I'm like, dude. I swear to God, I think if he...
- 35:12Speaker 1: I think that it's... Anything he does is right at
- 35:16Speaker 1: this point. There's nothing he can say.
- 35:17Speaker 5: To them, he can't do anything.
- 35:18Speaker 3: No.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Nothing he can do. I feel like he could full-on
- 35:22Speaker 1: blow a dude.
- 35:23Speaker 2: At a rally, and they'd be like, suck that dick! Oh, wait.
- 35:28Speaker 5: You didn't see what he did today.
- 35:30Speaker 1: What did he do today? You hear him talking about
- 35:32Speaker 1: the meat?
- 35:34Speaker 5: It's funny you say that.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Oh, where he did that?
- 35:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:36Speaker 3: It's funny you say that.
- 35:37Speaker 2: He was literally acting like he was sucking a dick today.
- 35:40Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Did you see that come on? Yeah.
- 35:43Speaker 2: I didn't, but.
- 35:44Speaker 1: So, yeah, they got her out there.
- 35:46Speaker 2: I guess, you know, he's like.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Oh, look around. Turn around. Let's see. Let's see that.
- 35:51Speaker 1: And it's like, excuse me. I saw somebody said they have,
- 35:55Speaker 1: it was like on Twitter, they said they got her
- 35:57Speaker 1: doing a 360 like she's on like Pop the Balloon.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Yeah. Pretty much. Pretty much.
- 36:04Speaker 1: Yeah, and now I guess the idea has been floated
- 36:06Speaker 1: around because she can, I mean, considering the last girl
- 36:11Speaker 1: that got fired, anybody that can form sentences... would be
- 36:14Speaker 1: acceptable press secretary at this point.
- 36:17Speaker 3: I want them to do it.
- 36:18Speaker 1: And now the idea is being floated around subtly and
- 36:21Speaker 1: not so subtly that she would be the next press secretary.
- 36:25Speaker 2: I want them to do it.
- 36:26Speaker 3: That would be the perfect icing. The icing on the cake.
- 36:31Speaker 1: The cherry on top of that icing.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Yes.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Why not?
- 36:35Speaker 2: I need that.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Do it.
- 36:36Speaker 3: In the idiocracy presidency that we have right now.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Why not? Why not? At this point, Anything short of
- 36:45Speaker 1: pressing the nuke button.
- 36:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Go ahead. Hey man, we already got a reality star
- 36:49Speaker 1: as a president. Why can't we have a rapper as.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Nigga, this shit is ghetto. This is exactly what they
- 36:54Speaker 2: thought a black presidency would be like. This shit is
- 36:57Speaker 2: ghetto as hell, bro.
- 36:58Speaker 3: This is what I thought the first presidency was going
- 37:00Speaker 3: to be like, but this.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Nigga had a.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Well, the first presidency, he had some normal people around
- 37:07Speaker 1: him like, hey, my.
- 37:08Speaker 3: No.
- 37:12Speaker 1: No, but now it's just.
- 37:13Speaker 5: He's hosting MMA tournaments on the front lawn. He's building
- 37:18Speaker 5: a completely gold-plated ballroom.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Before, it's like when you.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Funneling money to his family. Hiring his niggas. Hiring his niggas.
- 37:31Speaker 2: Like, whoever you may be.
- 37:35Speaker 5: Threatening everybody.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Threatening everybody.
- 37:37Speaker 3: It's just.
- 37:39Speaker 1: And now you're going to have motherfucking... As the press secretary, possibly.
- 37:45Speaker 1: I'm telling you. And then I just realized, I just
- 37:53Speaker 1: learned that she's not even a fucking citizen.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she can't vote.
- 37:56Speaker 3: We knew that.
- 37:57Speaker 1: The bitch can't even vote.
- 37:59Speaker 5: She can't vote.
- 38:00Speaker 3: So she can't be press secretary?
- 38:01Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying. Not even that she can't be.
- 38:04Speaker 1: But it's just the irony. This wild immigrant hater.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Well, can you be?
- 38:10Speaker 1: You could work for the government and not be a citizen? Yeah,
- 38:13Speaker 1: I don't think you can have a certain elected office
- 38:16Speaker 1: to appoint. I think it may be just president.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Really?
- 38:20Speaker 1: But I know, I mean, even though it doesn't apply
- 38:22Speaker 1: to Presbytery, because that's not an elected position anyways.
- 38:24Speaker 2: You're appointed to do that. You can pick somebody to
- 38:26Speaker 2: do that shit. So you really could pick up any
- 38:28Speaker 2: fucking body. You can pick one of us to do
- 38:29Speaker 2: that shit.
- 38:31Speaker 3: Yeah, this is all, we're screwed.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just good, man.
- 38:34Speaker 3: We're screwed. We're screwed.
- 38:36Speaker 1: At this point, it's been this way for probably maybe
- 38:38Speaker 1: since his second term started. It's just that we hope
- 38:42Speaker 1: this nigga die. It really is. That's what it is. Hopefully,
- 38:48Speaker 1: you know, nature does its work faster than he does.
- 38:52Speaker 3: Because if you're in a.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Deep rabbit hole on the internet like I am, you
- 38:57Speaker 1: are looking at every possible defect that he has and
- 39:00Speaker 1: hoping for the best. Which, for him, is the worst.
- 39:03Speaker 3: That physical therapist on Instagram, you've been spitting me webs
- 39:06Speaker 3: of lies saying he has three months to live. Oh,
- 39:10Speaker 3: that one says, I'm a clinical guy with dementia.
- 39:13Speaker 1: It's like a white dude.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Yeah. You're full of shit.
- 39:17Speaker 3: He was supposed to be dead four months ago.
- 39:19Speaker 2: He's a quack. He said it many times.
- 39:21Speaker 3: I was so hopeful. You see the makeup on his hands?
- 39:25Speaker 2: That means he has deep vein, super duper thrombosis.
- 39:29Speaker 3: That means he's been receiving.
- 39:30Speaker 2: some experimental drug that you never know what could happen.
- 39:33Speaker 1: You see why he was at the hideaway in Nebraska?
- 39:37Speaker 1: It's because that's that.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Little bunker where if he has a health crisis, you're
- 39:40Speaker 2: full of shit. I'm unfollowing. I believed in you.
- 39:45Speaker 1: You were the chosen one.
- 39:47Speaker 2: I was so hopeful. You were the chosen one. Dude's
- 39:50Speaker 2: giving me hope. You know.
- 39:52Speaker 3: Never hope.
- 39:53Speaker 1: You look stronger than ever now. Fuck.
- 39:55Speaker 3: You just have to finish the job yourself to make
- 39:57Speaker 3: up for it.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Bro, he in here looking.
- 40:00Speaker 2: He doesn't look stronger than ever. I'm like, fuck.
- 40:04Speaker 3: Why does this nigga keep looking stronger?
- 40:05Speaker 5: Why is he looking better?
- 40:06Speaker 1: What the fuck is happening? What the fuck is he doing?
- 40:10Speaker 2: Die!
- 40:11Speaker 1: God! I've never, ever genuinely wished death on a person
- 40:17Speaker 1: in my life. Until this thing. And now it went from, oh,
- 40:22Speaker 1: I kind of hope he dies. I just want.
- 40:23Speaker 2: The whole cap, the whole slate.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Everybody. They could all. What did Kevin Ganey say? Die today.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Please die today.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:38Speaker 3: I'm tired of him. I'm tired of J.D.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Bantz.
- 40:41Speaker 2: I'm tired of Mike Rogers.
- 40:43Speaker 3: I'm tired of all these niggas.
- 40:45Speaker 1: And then, oh, another. I don't know. We got to
- 40:48Speaker 1: talk to our homies, RT and Army, and see what
- 40:53Speaker 1: the term for Indian Coons is.
- 40:55Speaker 3: Indian Coons.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Vivek Ramaswamy.
- 40:58Speaker 2: Yeah. That's it right there. Vivek.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Y'all saw what he recently did?
- 41:02Speaker 2: No. Oh, God, bro.
- 41:03Speaker 5: I know of him, but what did he do?
- 41:05Speaker 2: So, boom. First of all.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Probably the biggest forehead I've ever seen in my life.
- 41:12Speaker 1: Google that nigga. That nigga's forehead is substantial.
- 41:16Speaker 3: Please, YouTube. Bigger than any Somalian.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Bigger than any Somalian.
- 41:20Speaker 2: God damn.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Put a Somalian in shame. Vivek Ramaswamy.
- 41:23Speaker 3: That's all you need.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Vivek is also the name of one of J.D.
- 41:27Speaker 1: Vance's kids.
- 41:28Speaker 3: Really?
- 41:29Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's married to an Indian woman and has
- 41:31Speaker 1: three little four kids.
- 41:33Speaker 5: She's an immigrant, right?
- 41:34Speaker 3: Yes.
- 41:36Speaker 2: All these niggas.
- 41:38Speaker 1: The president and vice president hate immigrants and fucking and
- 41:43Speaker 1: married immigrants.
- 41:47Speaker 3: And then they're against immigrants.
- 41:48Speaker 1: But they're against immigration.
- 41:50Speaker 2: Open your eyes.
- 41:53Speaker 3: They're full of shit.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Not around my immigrants. Open your eyes.
- 41:58Speaker 1: God damn. But yeah, she's wearing it. I couldn't even
- 42:03Speaker 1: pronounce the last name.
- 42:04Speaker 2: D-I-V-E-K.
- 42:05Speaker 3: That's the first name I said. The rest didn't come up?
- 42:07Speaker 1: R-A-M.
- 42:07Speaker 2: It didn't.
- 42:08Speaker 1: It came up with a tennis player. Vivek?
- 42:11Speaker 2: Yes.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Well, show this nigga.
- 42:15Speaker 2: What's the last name?
- 42:16Speaker 1: Ramaswamy. D-I-V-E-K.
- 42:18Speaker 3: Ramaswamy.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Yeah. But anyway, this nigga.
- 42:20Speaker 3: I don't know what this guy put in.
- 42:22Speaker 1: But this nigga.
- 42:24Speaker 2: No.
- 42:25Speaker 1: We're going to keep going for it. So the nigga
- 42:27Speaker 1: is running for governor of Ohio. He's running against the lady.
- 42:31Speaker 1: And the lady, I forget her name.
- 42:33Speaker 2: That was his opponent.
- 42:35Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
- 42:36Speaker 3: Amy Acton?
- 42:36Speaker 2: Amy, uh? Oh, that's what Amy is at? Is that
- 42:41Speaker 2: where Amy, that woman was running? Where they got her
- 42:44Speaker 2: mother in the ad? Yes. Oof.
- 42:46Speaker 1: So, Amy Acton.
- 42:46Speaker 3: Did y'all hear about that? Amy Acton? Acton?
- 42:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:49Speaker 3: Acton.
- 42:50Speaker 1: So, the Democratic opponent is Amy Acton. Now, Vivek Ramaswamy
- 42:55Speaker 1: ran an ad, you know, slandering Amy. Using her mother
- 43:01Speaker 1: as like a character witness.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Damn. Did you hear about this?
- 43:06Speaker 2: No. But this is where it gets wicked.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Got her and his mom in the video. Her mom
- 43:13Speaker 1: in the video saying that she's a liar. She's unfit
- 43:18Speaker 1: to be the governor.
- 43:19Speaker 2: She can't hold office and all these things.
- 43:22Speaker 5: Looking like a crackhead, by the way.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Looking terrible.
- 43:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:25Speaker 1: Looking like a very unreliable witness.
- 43:27Speaker 2: Yes.
- 43:28Speaker 3: And.
- 43:30Speaker 1: On that face, it's like, damn, that's crazy. You got
- 43:32Speaker 1: his mom, her mom to ether up. She must suck. Well,
- 43:36Speaker 1: when you look into a.
- 43:38Speaker 5: Little, just one more layer, you understand.
- 43:40Speaker 3: And then you peel back a half a layer.
- 43:42Speaker 1: Not even, yeah. Just peel it back a little bit.
- 43:45Speaker 1: You feel like, you realize, oh, the mom and Amy
- 43:49Speaker 1: Agnew haven't spoken in over probably like 40 to 50 years.
- 43:53Speaker 1: Why haven't they spoken? Because her.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Husband, I guess her, like their stepfather at the time,
- 44:01Speaker 1: sexually abused both Amy and.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Her little brother. And her brother.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Trigger warning.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Yeah, trigger warning.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Trigger warning. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Trigger warning.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:09Speaker 1: Trigger warning. Abused the both of them. And then when
- 44:14Speaker 1: he got charged, he fled the state. And guess what?
- 44:19Speaker 1: This bitch went with him. Yep. Stayed with the guy
- 44:24Speaker 1: after he was like, Caught, pretty much. And they haven't
- 44:29Speaker 1: spoken since.
- 44:31Speaker 5: And she was mad.
- 44:32Speaker 2: The mom was obviously physically abusing her and verbally abusing
- 44:36Speaker 2: me as well. Yeah, so it was like, everybody was like,
- 44:39Speaker 2: why would you even get this woman?
- 44:40Speaker 3: How would you do this? How are y'all listening to
- 44:42Speaker 3: this bitch?
- 44:43Speaker 1: And then.
- 44:44Speaker 2: It was crazy.
- 44:44Speaker 1: You would think, all right, that's crazy. That's dumb. No research.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Then this motherfucking big forehead ass nigga doubles down on
- 44:51Speaker 1: it after.
- 44:52Speaker 3: How?
- 44:53Speaker 2: Basically, like I said, I stand by the ad.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Okay. And basically was on some shit like, he said
- 45:00Speaker 1: something like this. He's like, you don't want to vote.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Basically disparaging her by saying her problem is that she
- 45:06Speaker 1: blames other people.
- 45:09Speaker 2: For what happened to her. Yeah.
- 45:12Speaker 3: He didn't say that.
- 45:13Speaker 1: I promise you, Lamont. I promise you this.
- 45:17Speaker 3: Nah.
- 45:18Speaker 1: This motherfucker said it.
- 45:19Speaker 2: They're like, oh, she's making herself into a victim.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:22Speaker 3: No, she is a fucking victim.
- 45:25Speaker 2: Quite literally.
- 45:25Speaker 3: The victim of her own mother. Child sexual assault is
- 45:31Speaker 3: making themselves into a victim when they are actively a victim.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:37Speaker 2: Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty.
- 45:39Speaker 3: That's her mom. Oh, I saw that.
- 45:40Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the mom looking crazy.
- 45:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:44Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's crazy.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what's going on now. He said her
- 45:49Speaker 1: childhood makes her flawed. Yeah.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Her childhood makes her flawed and therefore unfit for yeah
- 46:02Speaker 2: so okay man yeah that's what we're dealing with.
- 46:06Speaker 3: You saying that makes you unfit actually yeah so uno
- 46:10Speaker 3: reverse uno out nigga you.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Being a brown republican makes you unfit like nigga they
- 46:14Speaker 1: don't rank you you know what.
- 46:16Speaker 3: I'm saying But yeah. But anyway. Speaking of more disappointing niggas.
- 46:24Speaker 2: Wait. Oh. Okay. Huh?
- 46:28Speaker 3: We're already at 45.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 46:29Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Okay. We got the Beater Brigade question.
- 46:32Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Okay.
- 46:32Speaker 2: You got it.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 3: And I'm just saying. We got the Beater Brigade question.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Oh. Oh. I thought you were just saying like, hey, man.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Are you just actually transitioning?
- 46:41Speaker 3: I was trying.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:41Speaker 3: Because I know if not, it would be at least
- 46:45Speaker 3: 15 to 20 minutes.
- 46:45Speaker 1: What?
- 46:49Speaker 2: My bad, my bad, my bad. Say it. My bad,
- 46:51Speaker 2: big dog. I'm just saying.
- 46:53Speaker 3: But yeah, we have the Beater Brigade question. Yeah. What
- 46:55Speaker 3: was the question this week? I didn't even know.
- 46:57Speaker 1: Goofiest fashion trend that you follow.
- 47:00Speaker 2: Ooh. Ooh.
- 47:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:02Speaker 1: And then I see the picture. Yeah, I put my,
- 47:05Speaker 1: I put my evidence.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:07Speaker 2: I put my.
- 47:07Speaker 3: Evidence and it doesn't help that I'm wearing it again today.
- 47:10Speaker 1: Oh no.
- 47:11Speaker 3: If you want to see LZ, a very young baby
- 47:14Speaker 3: faced LZ in a, a camo fitted with a camo shirt.
- 47:18Speaker 3: Join the Beater Brigade on Instagram.
- 47:19Speaker 2: You'll see it. Anything going to wear. And I'll also
- 47:23Speaker 2: say a goofy fashion trend that I followed as well.
- 47:26Speaker 5: I couldn't find the picture. One of y'all has it.
- 47:31Speaker 2: It was a picture of me when I was in Florida.
- 47:32Speaker 2: I had on very long capris.
- 47:36Speaker 1: I have it.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Was that the Celtics jersey?
- 47:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I have it.
- 47:38Speaker 3: The Celtics jersey and the long capris.
- 47:40Speaker 2: Long capris down to my ankles.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, those long capris, man.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Yeah, the capris were fire, though.
- 47:45Speaker 1: That was cool back in the day.
- 47:47Speaker 2: I had a couple pairs of capris. That was fire
- 47:49Speaker 2: back then. It was fire back then.
- 47:50Speaker 3: I used to wear the capris with the long socks.
- 47:52Speaker 3: I look like I was from Philly, nigga. You wouldn't understand, though.
- 47:55Speaker 2: You're not from around here.
- 47:56Speaker 1: Check the chat. Yeah.
- 47:57Speaker 5: You're not from around here. You can put it in
- 47:59Speaker 5: the Beat It Brigade.
- 47:59Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 48:00Speaker 3: Actually, I'll do it.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Put it in there.
- 48:02Speaker 3: Yep. There it is.
- 48:02Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There it is.
- 48:04Speaker 3: There it is. Goddamn.
- 48:06Speaker 2: There it goes. Oh, God. Yep.
- 48:08Speaker 3: That's what I was looking for. I could not find it.
- 48:10Speaker 5: Was that your favorite?
- 48:10Speaker 3: The funny thing about this picture is I changed phones.
- 48:14Speaker 2: And that's the first picture that I had. All I
- 48:17Speaker 2: have to do is stop talking.
- 48:18Speaker 3: The funny thing about this picture is LZ's like 5'7.
- 48:22Speaker 3: And this pic makes him look gigantic. He looks like
- 48:28Speaker 3: the tallest man alive.
- 48:31Speaker 1: He look like Bobo.
- 48:34Speaker 3: You would never guess it. This little man is only 5'7.
- 48:40Speaker 2: You never guess. Yeah, it was... It was the extremely
- 48:45Speaker 2: long shorts were short pants, a.k.a. capris.
- 48:49Speaker 1: So, yeah.
- 48:50Speaker 2: Somebody put the pants in motion. Yeah, if you want
- 48:59Speaker 2: to see that, just join the Beta Brigade. It's on Instagram.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Just go on there. You'll see it.
- 49:04Speaker 3: So, yeah. Goofiest fashion trend you followed. Someone said, see-through
- 49:08Speaker 3: Air Force Ones. The fuck was I thinking?
- 49:10Speaker 2: You were bugging, because them shits used to heat up,
- 49:13Speaker 2: and you would just see the.
- 49:14Speaker 3: Funk inside them.
- 49:15Speaker 2: The crab boil ones?
- 49:16Speaker 3: Yeah. Just fucking funky, nigga.
- 49:22Speaker 2: Just fucking.
- 49:23Speaker 1: And you had to make sure you had the cleanest socks.
- 49:25Speaker 3: Yeah, because you could see everything.
- 49:27Speaker 1: You could see everything.
- 49:28Speaker 2: The steam room ones.
- 49:29Speaker 3: You could see the steam rising out of that bitch.
- 49:32Speaker 2: Oh, where that song? Hot ass feet.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Goofiest fashion trend you followed.
- 49:38Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 49:38Speaker 1: The emoji two-piece set.
- 49:40Speaker 2: Nah, man. Nah, man.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Nah.
- 49:43Speaker 2: You know what makes that bad, though?
- 49:44Speaker 1: Kind of got to jail you.
- 49:45Speaker 5: You know what makes that really bad, though?
- 49:46Speaker 2: That wasn't that long ago.
- 49:49Speaker 3: But they might be young. Emoji just came out not
- 49:51Speaker 3: that long ago.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Nah.
- 49:52Speaker 3: That was like 10 years ago. Emoji's been out longer
- 49:55Speaker 3: than 10 years.
- 49:55Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying like the emoji two-piece.
- 49:58Speaker 2: If they're 25 and that was.
- 49:59Speaker 3: 10 years ago, that's all you get.
- 50:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 50:07Speaker 3: But, yeah, that's no good. That's no good.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Okay. I see the age.
- 50:11Speaker 3: 26. All right. No, you get a pass.
- 50:13Speaker 2: You might get a pass.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Goofiest fashion trend you followed. Spurs with elite socks.
- 50:19Speaker 2: Preppy hoops. I did that.
- 50:22Speaker 1: I will say. No.
- 50:23Speaker 2: I did not get the. Really?
- 50:25Speaker 1: I never got the Nike elite socks hype at all.
- 50:28Speaker 3: I never got Nike elite socks. Actually, no. I had
- 50:31Speaker 3: some soccer ones. It was a sport thing. I never
- 50:36Speaker 3: had a pair of Sperry's.
- 50:37Speaker 2: I had Sperry's.
- 50:38Speaker 1: I've never had a pair of Sperry's.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Never had a pair of Sperry's. I think I might
- 50:40Speaker 2: have had one pair though. They weren't Sperry's.
- 50:41Speaker 5: They were kind of like knockoffs.
- 50:43Speaker 2: But yeah, they were Sperry's.
- 50:43Speaker 1: They were just regular bow shoes maybe.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Yeah, they were bow shoes.
- 50:46Speaker 3: Never had a pair of bow shoes.
- 50:47Speaker 5: I used to love them shoes.
- 50:48Speaker 1: I remember like.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I had bow shoes.
- 50:50Speaker 1: I remember at the stores, like at Target and stuff,
- 50:53Speaker 1: they would have all the fucking Nike socks.
- 50:56Speaker 3: The Elite Jones locked up.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Yeah, because they were steel and steel.
- 51:00Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 51:00Speaker 2: I'm like.
- 51:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:02Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Niggas really like these shit.
- 51:04Speaker 2: I had quite a few pair of elite socks.
- 51:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I was rocking a few of the boat shoes.
- 51:07Speaker 3: That was a status symbol back in the day. I
- 51:10Speaker 3: was like, nah, I'm just going to wear my normal, regular,
- 51:12Speaker 3: degular Nike socks.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:17Speaker 3: I got one. I got another one. I mean, yeah.
- 51:19Speaker 5: I have another one that I did.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Go for it.
- 51:21Speaker 2: Yeah. Go ahead.
- 51:22Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 51:23Speaker 2: So you remember the jerk era. I had the skinny jeans,
- 51:28Speaker 2: half bleach, half regular. I was like that.
- 51:34Speaker 3: Speaking of that, someone said, I still cringe about the
- 51:37Speaker 3: swag area. We really thought we was doing something.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Because we were. We were.
- 51:42Speaker 2: We were. I had to obey everything.
- 51:44Speaker 3: It's this shit.
- 51:46Speaker 1: It's the aesthetic of the Tumblr pictures. They made that
- 51:49Speaker 1: shit look goofy. But it was fire.
- 51:52Speaker 5: The stiff fitted.
- 51:54Speaker 3: Shout out to Zendaya. She knows what it is.
- 51:56Speaker 5: She was on a heavy.
- 51:58Speaker 1: The snapbacks, well, you couldn't fuck The snapbacks of it all.
- 52:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:04Speaker 1: The fucking Taylor gang.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Oh my Yo, when I I had so many Obey
- 52:11Speaker 2: was my shit. Obey was your shit.
- 52:12Speaker 5: That was my shit.
- 52:13Speaker 2: I used to have so much Obey, I would just
- 52:15Speaker 2: act like I was.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Sponsored by him. Fucking Supreme. When we all went to
- 52:19Speaker 1: New York that one time and went to the Supreme
- 52:21Speaker 1: store for the first time.
- 52:22Speaker 5: You still got your hat? I got mine.
- 52:24Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I have it in the back of
- 52:26Speaker 1: my car.
- 52:26Speaker 2: I'm never getting rid of that. Yeah.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Yo, you'd have thought we were like four Muslims that
- 52:34Speaker 1: walked into Mecca for the first time going into the
- 52:36Speaker 1: Supreme store. And it was perfect because, you know, Supreme
- 52:39Speaker 1: store is so all white. But then you walk in
- 52:42Speaker 1: here and you hear, I'll never forget, I heard Teddy Pendergrass.
- 52:46Speaker 2: TKO blast.
- 52:46Speaker 5: I'm like.
- 52:48Speaker 1: Wow.
- 52:48Speaker 3: In the Supreme store? In the Supreme store.
- 52:51Speaker 1: I don't know, but it made me feel so much
- 52:54Speaker 1: more comfortable.
- 52:54Speaker 5: Because we were going to see Kendrick Lamar, right?
- 52:56Speaker 3: Was that the same? Or no.
- 52:57Speaker 5: That was a different time.
- 52:58Speaker 2: That was a different time. We did it twice.
- 52:59Speaker 1: I think we just went to New York. It was like,
- 53:01Speaker 1: let's go to the Supreme store.
- 53:03Speaker 2: And yeah, man.
- 53:03Speaker 1: Went in there, bought an obscenely overpriced hat. Yep.
- 53:07Speaker 2: And yeah, man. It was great up in there.
- 53:10Speaker 1: But y'all don't remember when Wiz Khalifa first came out
- 53:12Speaker 1: and he had his clothing line? Yeah.
- 53:14Speaker 3: That shit.
- 53:15Speaker 2: Oh my God. That was around the same time that-
- 53:18Speaker 2: A few shirts of that.
- 53:20Speaker 5: That was around the Truxfit era.
- 53:22Speaker 2: Yep. Suck a nigga dick for the Truxfit. Diamond Supply.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Diamond Supply, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 53:27Speaker 1: I recently, I don't know if I told this on
- 53:29Speaker 1: the pod, how, you know when they did that Cassie collab?
- 53:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Where they had like the shirts.
- 53:35Speaker 5: When she was on the shirts with the bald head?
- 53:37Speaker 1: That, yes. And then that was one of my favorite shirts,
- 53:40Speaker 1: the white one, where she just had a diamond in it.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Okay.
- 53:43Speaker 3: And I finally, I found it on.
- 53:46Speaker 1: I think Etsy or something.
- 53:49Speaker 3: Or Depop.
- 53:50Speaker 2: Depop. Okay.
- 53:52Speaker 1: I bought, I wasted $ 30 on it.
- 53:53Speaker 2: That's good.
- 53:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 53:54Speaker 2: That's a good deal. Still couldn't quite fit it yet,
- 53:57Speaker 2: but it's a goal of mine.
- 53:58Speaker 5: You getting there?
- 53:59Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, ooh.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Oh, you recently found it. Yeah, on Depop.
- 54:04Speaker 3: He bought it.
- 54:05Speaker 5: He bought it. He re-bought the shirt.
- 54:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I re-bought it.
- 54:07Speaker 5: He didn't find the old shirt.
- 54:08Speaker 3: No, no, no. That's what I thought he was saying.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought so too.
- 54:10Speaker 1: No, somebody was selling that shirt on Depop, so I
- 54:12Speaker 1: was like.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
- 54:13Speaker 1: What size did you buy it? It was a 3X.
- 54:16Speaker 3: Okay, we'll get there.
- 54:17Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah.
- 54:21Speaker 3: This one, what's the goofiest fashion trend you followed? I
- 54:24Speaker 3: also did this. The upside down visor hats.
- 54:28Speaker 2: Who'd you think it was? NFL Street?
- 54:30Speaker 1: Yes.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Oh my God. What year was this? No, this had
- 54:33Speaker 2: to be like the year 2002. Yeah.
- 54:34Speaker 3: This had to be like 04. I was young. Young,
- 54:41Speaker 3: running around with a U.S. Polo Association.
- 54:44Speaker 2: Not even polo. U.S.
- 54:45Speaker 3: Polo Association visor. I used to call that shit assassination.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Might as well.
- 54:50Speaker 3: Fashion assassination.
- 54:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely used to rock the upside down visor.
- 54:55Speaker 2: I had an S-curl. Y'all ever had an S-curl? No.
- 54:57Speaker 2: You don't even need an S-curl. No.
- 55:00Speaker 3: No.
- 55:01Speaker 2: You want to talk about a fashion trend? S-curl from
- 55:03Speaker 2: 1999 to 2003. 2003. I was getting a one.
- 55:08Speaker 3: Niggas were getting relaxers. You were getting a one?
- 55:11Speaker 1: I was getting a one.
- 55:11Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. My mom would let me, because I had braids,
- 55:15Speaker 2: so my hair was out sometimes. Yeah, I was getting relaxers,
- 55:18Speaker 2: nice little S-curl looking Dominican as hell. I didn't see
- 55:21Speaker 2: a picture of that.
- 55:22Speaker 1: We was going to the barbershop, going to that first photo.
- 55:27Speaker 2: Damn, what?
- 55:29Speaker 3: I don't want to see a single follicle on this
- 55:30Speaker 3: nigga's head.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Nope.
- 55:33Speaker 2: If he's not leaving his barbershop looking like Lil Bill,
- 55:35Speaker 2: do it again. Oh, you know what else I'll tell you?
- 55:38Speaker 2: Speaking of assassination, remember U.S. Polo Association? Yeah, that's what
- 55:42Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Oh, that's what you were talking about.
- 55:44Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I called it that.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Yeah. Everybody called it that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 55:48Speaker 2: Speaking of polo, goofiest trend that I used to... Are
- 55:54Speaker 2: you okay?
- 55:55Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Goofiest fashion trend that you followed... And this one says
- 55:59Speaker 2: the double collared shirts in middle school.
- 56:01Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 56:03Speaker 1: You did that?
- 56:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:03Speaker 2: You definitely. I absolutely did. I did that. My go-to
- 56:07Speaker 2: combination was a brown and orange one. I did that.
- 56:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:11Speaker 4: I was trying to find a photo. I was going
- 56:12Speaker 4: to put it in B to Brigade 2.
- 56:15Speaker 3: I wasn't wasting shirts like that.
- 56:16Speaker 2: I'm like, nah.
- 56:17Speaker 1: I've definitely done that.
- 56:18Speaker 3: I was like, nah, I'll wear one.
- 56:20Speaker 2: I'm definitely done.
- 56:21Speaker 1: If I can get back to my MySpace, I know
- 56:23Speaker 1: I can find it. Yo, they got to find a
- 56:25Speaker 1: way to get it.
- 56:27Speaker 2: They got to bring that back. Yeah, I need to
- 56:28Speaker 2: be able to access my... I know y'all still got
- 56:30Speaker 2: my metadata in there somewhere. I got to see.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Isn't MySpace supposed to be making a return?
- 56:34Speaker 5: Yeah, Tom from MySpace.
- 56:35Speaker 2: Tom from MySpace is doing something. Goofy's... Oh, go ahead.
- 56:39Speaker 2: You got it.
- 56:39Speaker 1: Goofy's fashion trend I used to follow, or you used
- 56:42Speaker 1: to follow. Goofy's fashion trend you used to follow. Those fucking... Oh,
- 56:50Speaker 1: the MF Scully with the brim. I got them in
- 56:53Speaker 1: pink like that changed anything.
- 56:55Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. The Scully with the brim?
- 56:58Speaker 2: The Scully with the brim. Oh.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Actually, I didn't mind those. I didn't mind those.
- 57:04Speaker 2: The woke rapper beanies. I had them.
- 57:07Speaker 4: Because, you know, the Scully's to keep your head warm
- 57:09Speaker 4: and the brim is to keep the sun out your eyes.
- 57:11Speaker 2: I feel like that was the best of both worlds.
- 57:12Speaker 3: Usually the brim was like this big. It wasn't like
- 57:14Speaker 3: a big brim. It was just like a.
- 57:16Speaker 1: That's the Anthony Hamilton hat.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Yep.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Woke up, my daddy was gone.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Now, that's what Jay-Z was wearing them too during the
- 57:25Speaker 2: Change Clothes era.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Yeah, Jay-Z in the big-ass oversized button-down trying to shame
- 57:35Speaker 3: people for wearing jerseys.
- 57:36Speaker 2: I'm going to be on your ass on Patreon. I
- 57:38Speaker 2: got something for you, boy. Tuxedo shirts. And then they
- 57:42Speaker 2: can turn 30 and start up dressing business casual. Nah,
- 57:45Speaker 2: we done with all that.
- 57:48Speaker 3: We going with the... He turned 30. He said, 30
- 57:50Speaker 3: is your new 20.
- 57:51Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa. Acceptability politics. Whatever.
- 57:54Speaker 3: Respectability politics.
- 57:57Speaker 4: Speaking of business casuals, goofiest fashion trend that you follow,
- 58:01Speaker 4: somebody put business casual.
- 58:03Speaker 2: To the club. Yeah.
- 58:05Speaker 1: That's a little bit before our era.
- 58:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I really didn't do that. I mean, that was
- 58:09Speaker 3: before our time.
- 58:10Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
- 58:12Speaker 1: You weren't going to the club on business casual.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Yes, we were.
- 58:14Speaker 5: You were wearing dress shoes.
- 58:16Speaker 1: Yes, we were.
- 58:16Speaker 2: Dress shoes?
- 58:17Speaker 5: No, but business casual wasn't still a thing.
- 58:19Speaker 3: I never wore a tie to the club.
- 58:20Speaker 2: At the club?
- 58:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 58:21Speaker 2: It was still a thing. Yes.
- 58:23Speaker 1: What club was we going to?
- 58:25Speaker 2: It had just stopped, for real. It was just stopped.
- 58:27Speaker 4: It was like two or three years afterwards. It was
- 58:29Speaker 4: still acceptable. Because I remember for somebody's Who's 21st birthday?
- 58:32Speaker 2: What are you going out on, 16?
- 58:35Speaker 1: Huh? No, somebody's 21st.
- 58:35Speaker 2: No, it was somebody's 21st birthday. It was in AC.
- 58:38Speaker 3: Is that when you were wearing the skinny tie?
- 58:40Speaker 1: That was a different day, but But that was still
- 58:42Speaker 1: around that time.
- 58:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:44Speaker 1: That was still around that time.
- 58:45Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
- 58:45Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely went to Harris one time and we
- 58:47Speaker 5: had to be dressed up.
- 58:48Speaker 1: People over here wearing bow ties and the suspenders.
- 58:51Speaker 5: At a fucking pool.
- 58:52Speaker 3: No.
- 58:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 58:52Speaker 5: Why am I in business casual at a pool?
- 58:55Speaker 2: That's what it was.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Your swimming trunks had to have belt loops.
- 58:59Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- 59:00Speaker 5: Belt loops in your swimming trunks.
- 59:01Speaker 3: Put the goofy on. Why do I need belt loops
- 59:05Speaker 3: for my swimming trunks?
- 59:06Speaker 1: Goofy's fashion trend you follow. Now, this one is personal
- 59:10Speaker 1: for me. The MF plus G jeans in multiple colors.
- 59:14Speaker 2: I damn near begged my parents for them back in 05.
- 59:17Speaker 3: The what?
- 59:17Speaker 1: The Jabot jeans.
- 59:18Speaker 3: Oh, the Jabot.
- 59:21Speaker 2: They had the MF plus G on them. I'm sorry.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Those jeans was hard.
- 59:24Speaker 3: With the Velcro straps? Yes.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Those was hard as fuck.
- 59:27Speaker 3: That was out of my price range.
- 59:28Speaker 2: Yeah, that was hard as fuck.
- 59:30Speaker 3: I was looking.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Some years back, they brought them back in a more
- 59:34Speaker 1: fitted style. Still hard to me. You going to buy
- 59:38Speaker 1: a pair too? Nah. Those, nah. They just don't fit me.
- 59:41Speaker 3: Those aren't the ones.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Physically and stylistically anymore.
- 59:45Speaker 2: For skinny niggas, if I was, yeah, maybe.
- 59:51Speaker 1: If I was like 10 years young and 100 or
- 59:54Speaker 1: so pounds lighter, I might see what's up with that.
- 59:57Speaker 1: But also, I don't know if you guys, do you
- 59:59Speaker 1: guys know Amavi jeans?
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember. Those, I had a pair of those.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: I stand by those.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: Those are clearly drug dealer jeans.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Because they had- So many pockets.
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: 90,000 pockets.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: So many pockets. I was like, it was pockets in
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: the pockets.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you spell them again? Oh, not this.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: How do you spell it? Well, Amavi? Mm-hmm.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: L-M-A-V-I, Omavi jeans. They were like really big in North Jersey,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: I remember.
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: Oh, these jeans.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Speaking of.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: 30 trillion pockets. Speaking of pants, the goofiest trend that
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: you've participated in or whatever.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: No, I'm so focused on the answer.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Honestly, for the Clips of the Month.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: No, no.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: Keep on going, LZ. Goofiest fashion trend you followed. The
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: gaucho pants, guacho pants.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: What are those? I don't remember.
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: I hated them shit.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: I don't remember these.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: Aren't they like the little cowboy pants? No, women used
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: to wear them.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: They're not yoga pants, but they're really wide. Like bell bottoms.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: But not jeans.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Disgusting.
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: Those are horrible.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: That's what they wore when they were starting to be
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: business casual.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: And then wear the flats.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: And then had the vest with the button up with
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: the big belt buckle. Yeah.
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: That's like a background dance from a Kia commercial. Just
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: days go by.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: Nah, look at you.
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: With a fucking Kangol hat on.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: Days go by.
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: I still like you. And them nasty ass pants.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: Them look like some pants that Pam Beasley from The
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: Office would wear. Definitely. For sure.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: But she's dressing up. That's like, oh, Pam looks hot today.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: She got on fucking couch and pants.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Bro, the most cavernous... Rob Markman That's why that show
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: is so good, because it really captured the efforts of
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: Office Hot. Because all the women that they said, oh
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: my God, they were getting lusted.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Over, very mean. Rob Markman It's quite literally, it's because
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: you're with them every day and there's chemicals that are
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: moving now.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Rob Markman You ever had that? When you used to
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: be working somewhere, and when you were working there, you
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: thought she was bad, and then you left.
- 1:02:04Speaker 5: Rob Markman Yeah, you're like, you know what?
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: What the fuck was all this? I was really trying
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: to crack that.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: What the hell? Why am I so horny?
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: Goodness gracious. Because you're looking at this for eight hours
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: a day for five days a week.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Why am I so horny?
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: It's a chemical thing, man.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: I need help.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: Pheromones. We have like bees.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: We send them vibrate. Should I work into therapy?
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: I mean, that's one of the things you need. Like
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: time spent together, distance, and the other thing. I forgot
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: what that is. But yeah, she meets the criteria.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what the fuck was I on? I
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: used to be ready to go to work to see
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: this thing.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: I wonder what she's going to be wearing today. Hopefully
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: the tight gauchos, not the super loose gauchos. Not the
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: loose gauchos, the tight ones.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: My last one. You don't remember that, Corey? Some of
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: the Cracker Barrel wagers?
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck?
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: No comment.
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: But no comment because, God damn, the hell was that?
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: No comment because that was my college experience.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Oh, true.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: Very true for you.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: True to that.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: My last one was the goofiest fashion trend you followed.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: I've always hated this, but somebody put, as a 6'3,
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: 8th grader, I wore Hot Topic colored skinny jeans that
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: was not made for people my size.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: No.
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: I never understood people that would buy jeans way too
- 1:03:27Speaker 4: short just to sag them and then have the nerve
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: to have a belt on.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: Style.
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: Swag.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: Swag.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: You walk around with your pussy out.
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: Swag. Swag, nigga.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Swag.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: You understand. No, I wouldn't.
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: You didn't get it.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: It wasn't for you.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: Swag.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: I saw a couple people mentioning the Roshi sneakers.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:46Speaker 5: Roshi runs.
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: Roshi's were a good time, man.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Roshi was good.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: They were good. They were good until they weren't. They
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: were great until they were absolutely the fuck not.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: Yeah. They had their time.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: That falls under the same umbrella as Hirachis. Yep, hirachis.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: Those were always bad. I don't give a fuck with nobody.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: What, hirachis? Yes. You had hirachis? I never had no
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: pair of hirachis. I wanted a pair. I just couldn't
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: fit them because they were too narrow.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: What's wrong with hirachis?
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with hirachis.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: I'll wear some hirachis tomorrow.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with hirachis. I had the all-white jeans.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: I wanted a pair, but them shoes was just narrow
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: as fuck.
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: They were.
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: I literally couldn't put my foot in them. The pair
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: I had did not fit. They made my feet hurt,
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: but I was wearing them.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: You know what they look like? They look like Somebody's
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: really bad interpretation of Kanye West sneakers, like Yeezys.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: That was way before Yeezys, wasn't it?
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: This was before Yeezys.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: That was before Yeezys.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: That was Yeezys' influence. That was way before Yeezys. Oh, shit. Well,
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: they took that shit and made it a thousand times better. Ah, well.
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: My last one. What's the goofiest fashion trend you followed?
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: Someone said... Oh, shoot.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: Lost it.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: Holding, holding, holding, holding.
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Goddamn.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: B.B.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: Simmons belts. I don't even know what that means.
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: What's the goofiest fashion trend you've followed?
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: Chokers.
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: Who knew my $ 3 accessory from Claire's was me participating
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: in a gateway kink at 13? Accessory? Yes. For shouting?
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: Also yes. Hey, man. Get your kink on, shorty. Oh,
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: you like to be choked, huh, girl?
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: You like to be choked on, dude.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: That's crazy. You crazy, girl.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: You so crazy.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Guys, I think that.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: Because when the Hirachis come out.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Before.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: That was like 2009.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: That's when the Yeezy came out.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: First Yeezy came out in 2009. Hirachis were before that.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: Nah, they had to be.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: They were around the same time. It might be before,
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: but I know the first Yeezy came out in 2009.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: Alright, we'll do our Googles.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: I just googled the Yeezy. I don't know about Harachis.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: I know they were both around that high school. Harachis
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: might have been because I feel like I remember them
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: from middle school.
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: This is an old-ass shoe. It says 1991.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Yeah, they've always been Harachis. I'm talking about our era
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: of people wearing Harachis.
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: What does that have to do with the Harachi itself, though?
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: I guess nothing. Yeah.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: It was around already.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: It's still the same shoe.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: It looks like a 90s shoe. That's why I like it.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: It's like an old-school swag.
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: I like them.
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: Yeah, they went well with skinny jeans. Mm-hmm.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: I rock skinny. I rock skinny.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: I rock skinny. I rock skinny.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: I rock skinny. I rock skinny. I rock skinny. I
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: rock skinny.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: I rock skinny. I rock skinny.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: I rock skinny. I rock skinny.
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: I rock skinny. I rock skinny. I rock skinny.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: I rock skinny.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I rock skinny. I rock skinny.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Did y'all have I Love Boobies? I was just about to.
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: Mention that too.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: I Love Boobies bracelet? I didn't have it.
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: I had Silly Bands. Silly Bands.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Silly Bands was after us though.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: No, was it? That was high school? Middle school?
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: No.
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: I'm talking about with the animals?
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that was after us.
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: No, I had hundreds of Silly Bands.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: How was it after us?
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: I remember working with primetime kids and we were out
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: of high school with the Silly Bands. Silly Bands was
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: probably like 12, 13.
- 1:07:00Speaker 5: I mean, it still went.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: But I don't think we were in high school with it.
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: I don't think I had Silly Bands in college.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: I think you did.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: No.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: You might have. I think you did.
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Silly Bands in college? No, I think I was in
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: high school.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: No, it looks like he would have been in high school.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: When did they start?
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: I mean, they started in 2009, 2008.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: I think the boom was like 2010, 2011. I probably
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: still wore them in college, if I still had them,
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: but I didn't start wearing them in college.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: That was a high school thing, for sure.
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I was a Livestrong bracelet guy.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: That tracks. That nigga fooled us.
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: It does track, yeah.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: It does track.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: That tracks.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: That tracks.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: But yeah, I got some questions for y'all. Liam's Armstrong.
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: Laying his arms on one nut ass.
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: Yeah, one nut.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: That nigga was on steroids.
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: One nut line ass nigga.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: Nigga on steroids.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: Cheating like a motherfucker.
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: Hey man, all of them on steroids.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: Cheating like a motherfucker.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: Everybody's cheating.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: No one's cheating. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: If you.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: Ain't cheating, you ain't trying. What?
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: Let me come in now.
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: Hmm?
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: I gotta get an amputation.
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: Come in.
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: What? My vampire dog. Oh, okay. I'm going to say,
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: what the hell are you talking about?
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: You got to get an invitation to come in, bro.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: We could.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Y'all playing? Now, you've been up and running and out
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: of here all day. Now, all of a sudden, you
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: need an invitation to come inside. Yeah.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: Are we going to watch that this week?
- 1:08:25Speaker 5: We're supposed to do that Thursday, right?
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: Sure.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: I'll be coming back from Florida.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: Y'all can watch it without me.
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: Of course.
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: We all don't have to be there.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: We all don't have to be there.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: We all don't have to be there. It only takes
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: two or three of us, really. Yeah. Sometimes one. But, yeah. Sinners,
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: this week.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: Thursday.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: So if you're hearing this on Thursday, we're watching Sinners tonight.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: If you're hearing this on Wednesday, we're watching Sinners tomorrow.
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: Yeah. There you go.
- 1:08:53Speaker 5: They're like, but it's Wednesday, though.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: We said Thursday. Thursday, the 29th of October, 2026.
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: The day before the 30th. Approximately.
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: The day after the 28th.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Yeah. 9 p.m.? 9 p.m.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: Whatever time it starts. You'll see.
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: Let's do 8.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: It's like 9.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: It's late.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: Okay, whatever.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Isn't that a long movie? Wasn't that movie like an
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: hour and a half?
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: Like two hours, almost. you gypped me yeah I think
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: we started 2 hours and 17 minutes yeah we can
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: start at 8 o'clock alright I guess I'll hop in
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: later but it's alright nah I just have it on
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: the side screen nevermind I got some questions.
- 1:09:35Speaker 6: For y'all yeah would you rather well would you rather
- 1:09:41Speaker 6: Halloween edition would you rather would you rather on Halloween
- 1:09:46Speaker 6: whatever you dress up as you become for the day
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: Or all the Halloween creatures and monsters are actually real
- 1:09:54Speaker 6: for the one day.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just become whatever I dress up as.
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: I'll become this.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: A vampire?
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: A bloodthirsty? I have no problem being a lunch aide.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: Yeah. How would your life change if it was being
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: a lunch aide?
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: I have to wake up early and be in the
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: school at 5 o'clock.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: In the morning. Well, okay.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: You can go in the back and steal a bunch
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: of them pizza dippers and put on for the fans.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: They don't even eat them shits no more. I have
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: a link.
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: I have a link.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: They're not the same.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: Yeah, we've already checked it, dude.
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: It's a different one?
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: It's a different one?
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: I got a different one.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: I got a link just sitting in my pen tab.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: What the fuck we been waiting for, bro? One day,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: I'm going to just bomb. They're only 30 bucks. I'm like,
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: let me just get them.
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: What are you waiting for? What you waiting for?
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: He bought a shirt with Cassie on it, and now he's...
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: What you want.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Me to hold down on a piece of dippers? A
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: shirt you can't even fit. This guy switched up.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: Losing weight, and he switched up.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: He lose weight.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: He don't want to eat no more.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: A shirt you can't even fit. Oh, okay.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: I wasn't going to say that.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: That shirt mean a lot to me.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: It has such a low value.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: A piece of what? It wouldn't come out.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: Piece of deepers. Piece of deepers. He was in Minnesota
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: for too long.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: Piece of deepers.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: He's been infected.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: No, I'm going to get him now.
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: But I don't know if this is true or not.
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: I didn't do no research. But apparently, Mischief Night is
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: only a Jersey thing?
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: Is it really? Yeah.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: I did not know that.
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: It's only in our area.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: Really.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: Or we only, like, we call it Mischief Night.
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: We're the ones that call it Mischief Night.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: Yeah, like other places have different names for it. Really?
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: Yeah, but only we call it Mischief Night. I'm going
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: to swore that doesn't make sense because I distinctly remember
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: an episode of Rocket Power where they called it Mischief Night.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: Maybe they were from New Jersey or the greater New
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: Jersey area. Guy Fawkes Night. Devil's Night. That's Michigan. But
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: the map, allegedly, for everywhere else says, I have no
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: word for this. So pretty much all of the New Jersey, Delaware,
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: Maryland area.
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: Call it Mischief Night.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: In Philly. Yeah, call it Mischief Night.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: Wow. What do you call the night before Halloween? Everybody's like, nigga, nothing.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: The day before Halloween?
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: The day before Halloween?
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: Nigga, nothing.
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: What are you getting up to?
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: The hell you doing?
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: The hell you doing?
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: Yeah. He's like, I'm... Beggars night.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: Somebody get these.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Beggars out of here.
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: Somebody get these beggars out of here. Goosey night?
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: What the... Goosey. Huh? Boosey night.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: Boosey bad night.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: Goosey night.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: Goosey night.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: Don't cut his dick off, man.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: Dress up as Lil Boosey.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: Everybody's walking around with Goosey. Did y'all see?
- 1:12:36Speaker 5: I'm sure you've seen it.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: We have seen it with T.O.
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: Boosie's son got, like, arrested for something. Oh, boy.
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: And then somebody quoted him and was like, at least
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: he's not.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: Gay, Boosie, right? You won!
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: Congratulations, nigga!
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's completely fine with that.
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: Of course.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the fun part. Oh, he following my footsteps.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: Look at that. Look at that boy go.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: At least he's not gay. Don't cut it, nigga. Don't
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: cut it, nigga.
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: Remains to be seen.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: We'll see when he gets out. We'll see when... Who's...
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: What's he?
- 1:13:06Speaker 5: Remains to be seen.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: Hmm?
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: His son. Oh, okay.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: See, when he gets out.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: When he gets out of that butt.
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: You want.
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: To join the Clover Boys?
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: Everybody got to suck up. Okay.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: If one man can take it down, two can take
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: your butt.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: True.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: Everybody had to suck a dick to join the blue one?
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: All right, sorry.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: I'm going to go ahead.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: All right, man.
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: Let y'all cook. Let y'all cook. I'm not stopping you.
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: All right. Next question. It said, you get a million
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: dollars or whatever pet you get can live healthily until
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: you die.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: Yeah, give me the million dollars.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: I'm going to take a million fucking dollars? Fuck!
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: A million dollars.
- 1:14:00Speaker 5: Who's just taking a pet until they die?
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: I'll take my pet.
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: Fuck that.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: You fucking pussy. Sorry.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: You know how amazing that would be?
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: That would be lit.
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: You know how amazing a million dollars would be?
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: That would be lit. Way more amazing.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: After taxes? I don't know, man.
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: After taxes?
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: You see, you're putting it.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I don't know.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: After taxes?
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: It's a million dollars.
- 1:14:18Speaker 5: I'm taking a million dollars.
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: And then they said you got to live in New
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: York City.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: I'm taking a million dollars and I'm just going to
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: buy a new dog.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: You know how much money I'm making off my never-ending dog?
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: Man, I ain't making no money. Nick still be around.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Fuck that shit.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: Huh?
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: What do you mean he'd still be around?
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: He'd still be alive.
- 1:14:36Speaker 5: You're saying he'd still be alive.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: I ain't using him for money.
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: The fuck?
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: No. Why are you using him for money? Say, my
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: dog's 30 years old.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm good.
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: I'll make a page for him.
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: If anything, the government going to try and take him. Like,
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: why hasn't this dog? This is obviously an alien. So
- 1:14:49Speaker 4: I ain't saying shit.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm taking the million dollars for sure.
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: It's just that motherfuckers on Facebook going to see a
- 1:14:55Speaker 4: picture of 1997 with a dog in 2027 with the
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: same dog.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: It's the same dog.
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: It's the same dog. Why is your dog 40?
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: He's not the same dog. I just, you know, I
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: cloned him.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: That's actually an episode of King of Queens where I
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: guess Doug visited his family with Carrie and it's like, oh,
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: it's like they have a dog, Rocky, and the dog's like, oh,
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: I've had, Rocky, you've been with me since like, Since
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: I was a kid, and Doug's like 40-something, but he
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: never put it together.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: That they got a new dog? That they got a
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: different dog? They just keep getting a new dog.
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: And the carrier's like, why? Is this the same dog?
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: No.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: It's like the fourth Rocky. They just keep getting the same.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: And then one of them was a girl, and he
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: just didn't notice. She's like, this is not the same Rocky.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: This is Rocky 2.
- 1:15:45Speaker 4: Actually, no, it's Rocky 4. We're about to start getting
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: into the Apollo Creed movies.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: Exactly. You see, they're actually making a new Rocky movie.
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: It's really fucking stupid, though.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: Like Sylvester Stallone fighting? They're doing a movie of him
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: making Rocky.
- 1:16:02Speaker 6: Oh, no.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: We saw the trailer. It looked pretty good.
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: A movie of him making Rocky?
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: The trailer looked pretty good.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a movie of a guy playing Sylvester Stallone
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: playing Rocky Balboa.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a movie about the making of Rocky.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: The trials and tribulations he had to go through to
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: make Rocky.
- 1:16:17Speaker 5: It's a movie about a dude, about a dude, about
- 1:16:19Speaker 5: a dude.
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: Like, man, get the fuck out.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: Of here, dog.
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: See, y'all don't like real film, man. That's the problem.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: That ain't real film to me.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: That's the problem.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Speaking of real film, one movie I do want to see.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: Your mother, your mother, your mother. You can see everything.
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: Okay. You can see everything.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: That movie with Nathan Fielder.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: With the lady from Theranos.
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: Elizabeth Holmes. Elizabeth Holmes.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: I've seen some stuff about it on TikTok. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: That weird ass shit. I knew you heard about that.
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: I want to see that, John. Yeah, that's going to
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: be crazy. Also, Freelance.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: That's a show.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: That's a show. I thought it was a movie.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: No, it's a show. I think it's going to be
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: a show.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: They want it to be a show. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: It's a series.
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: It said freelance. It's a series.
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: The pilot is going to be at the Sunday.
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: I need that in the worst.
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: That looks so good.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: That looks so great.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: I really hope.
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: Yeah. And I guess our spirit of, in the spirit
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: of costumes and Halloween, question says, you can take one
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: movie prop, The catch is it actually works in real life.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: Which prop are you taking?
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: A wand.
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: I'll be a wizard, Harry.
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: You know all the spells?
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: You did play the game.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Honestly, I'll get the magic lamp from Aladdin.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: I only get three wishes. That's fine. That's all I need.
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: That's really all you need.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Literally all I need.
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: As long as you do it right.
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: I don't think it's too small.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: Or you can take a wishing willow.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: I don't want that. Fuck the streets up.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: You want to fuck the streets up, you get Thanos' gauntlet.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: That's going to fuck the streets up.
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: Infinity gauntlet.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: All the.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: Y'all are thinking, all the stones is in that bitch.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: I can do whatever the hell I want.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: Make sure you specify gauntlet with all the stones so
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: you don't just have a gold glove.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: I just got a gold glove.
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: Walking around.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Empty as hell.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: I got it.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: Ain't shit in there. But yeah, give me the full
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: power gauntlet.
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: You sure you don't want a Green Lantern ring?
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: Nah, I'm good. You want a ring?
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: No, because then you only get the ring, but you
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: can't get the... I don't got the... It's a lantern.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Oh, damn. Fuck!
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: I didn't think about that, though.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: I forgot about that, though.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: Is this USB-C? I'm over here at eBay. Use Green Lantern.
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: Is this USB-C? So you get the ring, I get
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: the lantern. Then we can, you know, put them together.
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: yeah what would I want to do yeah give me
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: that Infinity Gauntlet is really good that was really good
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: yeah lightsaber would be cool it would be lightsaber would
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: be cool.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot of not a lot but
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: like the Mandalorian later season yeah that was good It's cool.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: I can see why people don't like it because I'm
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: watching it and out of nowhere I just see Lizzo
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: and Jack Black and I'm.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck?
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: That actually pissed me off a little bit.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: This got him serious really fast. Huh?
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they're trying to fit too many mainstream people.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: Trying to get people to watch it. It's Disney, right?
- 1:19:32Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Disney, but ain't nobody watching that shit. And
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: that's the thing with a lot of these shits. They're
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: oversaturating to the point where it's like When it first
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: come out, you're interested, but then they got one show
- 1:19:42Speaker 4: to another show to a spinoff to a prequel to
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: a sequel to an interlude.
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: It's just too much.
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: You lose interest.
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: Those shows are kind of.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: It does get too much when you have too many
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: shows based on one universe and different things that you
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: expect to watch and keep up with.
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: Yes, you are correct. I feel like that was like
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: a sneak.
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: It is a sneak. It's a Marvel sneak.
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: That's Marvel. Also, Dizzy.
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: See, no, because- You just described it.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: You did.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: You kind of did. You did.
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: It's okay.
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: There's a lot, the Echo Show, the Hawkeye Show. There's
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: so many shows and Invasion Wars, Secret Wars, all those
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: random shows. I didn't even watch those. No. But you're
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: supposed to. It's like, oh, we said this in episode three, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: Which one of y'all put that list? You got all
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: the movies.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: I did.
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: You can go to hell. You most likely, you've probably
- 1:20:42Speaker 4: seen majority of those movies already.
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: No. I don't think I've seen a quarter of those movies.
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: I promise you, you did. Keenan, I promise you I haven't.
- 1:20:50Speaker 4: I promise you, majority of those movies, a majority of
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: those aren't even new movies.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: A majority of them are actually a lot older movies.
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: I'm saying that, but I didn't watch none of that shit.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: I think that the only two, I would probably say
- 1:21:00Speaker 4: that you didn't. You didn't watch any of the X-Men movies?
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: No.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: You didn't watch the X-Men movies?
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: No.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: That's not my bag.
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: No.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: I have no reason. None.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: As a child.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: No. Maybe one.
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: Maybe.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: But no. I don't remember none of those X-Men movies. Spider-Man,
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: you might have got me. But I couldn't say Batman
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: because Batman's not that. Iron Man, maybe one Iron Man movie.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: Black Panther, yes.
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: You watched Shang.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: Shang.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: Shang... Yes. I watched that. Mm-hmm. Okay.
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: Like Thor? No.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: Guardians of the Galaxy?
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: No.
- 1:21:39Speaker 4: You need to watch the last Guardians of the Galaxy
- 1:21:40Speaker 4: movie so you can be with us and fuck that
- 1:21:43Speaker 4: one scientist.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: Fuck him.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: I'm going to just watch Doom.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: Fuck that nigga.
- 1:21:47Speaker 3: That's a really good movie.
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: That's a good one.
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: You're actually going to like that one.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: And you're going to be just as mad as the rest.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:21:52Speaker 4: Because you forced me to watch Doom, you can at.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: Least watch that movie.
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: It's good.
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: It's actually good.
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: That last one, the Thor movies, fuck all them shit.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: All them shit's rad. Yeah, he's the one where he
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: falls in love with some shit. Yeah.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: I mean, that's the first movie.
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: I don't know. But all that shit was nice.
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: No, it looked like it was like- Thor one's fine.
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: I didn't really watch Thor.
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: You're talking about Thor, Love and Thunder. You could just-
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: Love and Thunder?
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: Bah.
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: That movie's bah. Bah.
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: You're making rom-coms?
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: That's the sense of what they tried to make. I'm like,
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: we don't want funny comic.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: No.
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: We don't want this shit.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: Is Jennifer Aniston in it? What the fuck? We don't
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: want this shit. Jennifer Lopez? Ben Stiller as Thor?
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: Who played Hella?
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: Who played Hella? I don't know.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: Hella? Yeah.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: I'm looking it up. Cate Blanchett.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: I might say, was that Jennifer Aniston?
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: I could have just told you no. If you asked
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: the question, I would have said no.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: It wasn't.
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: Hmm.
- 1:22:47Speaker 3: But yeah, if you want to join us in this
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: potential watch along for all the movies up until Doomsday
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: that they recommended, yeah, look out for that. Starting, I
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: think it was actually supposed to start in November. So yeah,
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: look out for that. Maybe next week. X-Men, X-Men 2,
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: Captain America, The Avengers, Avengers Infinity War, Avengers Endgame, Shang-Chi,
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: Spider-Man No Way Home, Doctor Strange, Multiverse Madness, Black Panther,
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: Wakanda Forever.
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: Multiverse Madness.
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: Deadpool and Wolverine, Captain America, Brave New World, Thunderbolts, Fantastic Four.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Yeah, half of those easily.
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: Those movies from like last year probably don't really need
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: to watch.
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: Because they just came out.
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: They just came out. But yeah.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: Who the fuck even are the Thunderbolts?
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: That's the new Avengers.
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: Not really, but yeah. Thunderbolts, aka the new Avengers. The
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: new Avengers.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: Like who?
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: Yeah, they got powers.
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just like regular people.
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: Except for one bullet.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: Are you dead ass?
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: You should watch it.
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: No.
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: Not who told me the superhero movie with no superheroes? No.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: No, it's not a superhero movie. It's a vigilante movie. Ha!
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: Gotcha.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: That's even more unappealing.
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: No.
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Send me the Wikipedia page. I'll read the synopsis.
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: You should watch it. It's a fine movie.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: If I want to watch a regular movie with regular
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: people in it, I'll just watch a good movie.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: I'll just watch Hardball or something.
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: Live a little, man. Experience some things. Time is too
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: short on this earth. Okay. It's not a superhero movie.
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: There is a superhero.
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: There's a very strong superhero that's the center of the movie.
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: Who's the superhero?
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you. It doesn't matter.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: You think I'm about to watch it to find out.
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: No, but it just doesn't matter. If I tell you,
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: you're still not going to watch it. So just tell me.
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: What difference does it make?
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: I would like to know.
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: Century.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: Does that help? No, it doesn't. Exactly.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: No, I think I know who Century is. I think
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: they're Marvel vs. Capcom.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: Probably.
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: Probably.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: I think they are.
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: And now you want to look it up.
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: On your phone.
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: You're talking about Sentinels.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: Sentinels.
- 1:25:06Speaker 3: I got a question.
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: I'm a nervous bathroom user.
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: I'm a nervous bathroom user and hate when people talk
- 1:25:14Speaker 3: to me when I'm in the stall to use the bathroom.
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: It's no reason for you to try and make conversation
- 1:25:18Speaker 3: when I'm trying to get positioned for my potty time.
- 1:25:22Speaker 3: Like it can't wait? What's some bathroom etiquette more people
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: should have slash do?
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't talk to me.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: Put the toilet seat down?
- 1:25:32Speaker 4: No, put the lid down. I hate walking to the
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: bathroom and the lid's up. Why am I inside the
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: bathroom not using the toilet, but I can see inside
- 1:25:39Speaker 4: the toilet?
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: Put the lid down. Wow.
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: Okay. I can see that.
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: Put the lid down.
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: It takes nothing to as soon as you go to flush,
- 1:25:48Speaker 4: hit the lid, that's it.
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: I'd like the lid to close.
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: Yeah, put the lid down.
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: I'd do that so the dookie particles aren't floating around everywhere.
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: That too. Yeah, I'd put the lid down.
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: You don't put the lid down, Mike? No. You nasty ass.
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: We know about you.
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: Dirty ass, Mike.
- 1:26:06Speaker 4: Having a dirty mirror inside the bathroom. There's no reason
- 1:26:08Speaker 4: to ever have a dirty mirror inside the bathroom.
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: My mirror dirty.
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: There's never a reason to have a dirty mirror inside
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: the bathroom.
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: Sometimes when I'm brushing my teeth, it just.
- 1:26:16Speaker 4: Literally every time I take a shower, as soon as
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: you got the steam on there, you could grab whatever.
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Use a towel or paper towel and just wipe the glass.
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: Does that leave streaks?
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: Not at all. Because it's not wet. It's just steam.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: There's not going to be no streaks.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: No shriek at all.
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: He's so, so sure.
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: Yeah. Not at all.
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: No shrieks. Not at all.
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: Also.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: He's like a commercial. Yeah. Also having watermarks on the handle.
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: All right, man.
- 1:26:39Speaker 5: Damn, nigga.
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: Hate that shit too.
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: There's a word for that.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: Sure. Called autistic. That's my tism. I was going to
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: say OCD.
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: That's my tism. Bathroom OCD with Kenan.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: That's my tism.
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. No watermarks on the fucking bathroom, man.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: On the handle?
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: I hate when the Toothpaste doesn't face Dunar.
- 1:26:56Speaker 3: I hate when someone doesn't squeeze the toothpaste perfectly.
- 1:27:00Speaker 4: I hate when you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle.
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: Squeeze it from the back, push it up. Squeeze it
- 1:27:06Speaker 4: from the back, push it up.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: Need I say more?
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: Why are we squeezing from the middle? I hate when
- 1:27:10Speaker 4: the toothpaste opening is dirty.
- 1:27:14Speaker 5: I know you be in the bathroom for way too long.
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: No. The toothpaste opening is dirty?
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 1:27:20Speaker 5: Like it's just cluttered with toothpaste?
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: Cluttered with dry toothpaste.
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: I hate that shit.
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: I hate that shit.
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: Well, how does that even happen?
- 1:27:26Speaker 4: Because people don't get all the toothpaste out. So then like,
- 1:27:29Speaker 4: it'd be just like a little piece of toothpaste. And
- 1:27:31Speaker 4: then over time, that shit just builds up and you
- 1:27:32Speaker 4: can't even close the cap.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: I hate that shit.
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: Trials and tribulations.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: I hate that shit. That is literally the definition of
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: first world. I hate. Oh, all of this is first world.
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: My toothpaste is too crusty. Bathroom etiquette.
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: If the toilet paper roll is empty, take it off,
- 1:27:50Speaker 4: put new one on. Don't put new roll on top
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: of empty roll and.
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: Just be like, all right, we're good.
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: Sometimes.
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 1:27:57Speaker 4: You're sitting there and majority of the time, the bathroom
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: trash can is within arm's reach of that toilet seat.
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: Take it off. Put it in the trash. Put the
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: new one on.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to do it just to see how
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: long it lasts.
- 1:28:10Speaker 3: No.
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: Because you're the reason why it's lasting because it should
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: have never happened. Well, if it was with you, I
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: wouldn't have to worry about it because you're going to
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: put it on there immediately.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: Or let's be adults and just change it.
- 1:28:20Speaker 5: I don't even have to.
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: We can do it. I hate people like that.
- 1:28:25Speaker 3: That's lazy, but all right.
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: I hate people like that. Okay.
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: You got to be lazy. It's not all the time.
- 1:28:31Speaker 5: You said you got to be lazy.
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: It's not all the time you got to be extra
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: super lazy. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: There's no reason to be lazy though. Sometimes. it's cool, though.
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: You're already sitting. Sometimes it's cool, though. That's a quick
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: hand movement. That's just like... That's a bink, bink. That's it.
- 1:28:42Speaker 5: You know what?
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: Bink, bink.
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: It's a bink.
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: I could do it with one hand in my house.
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: I can't do it with my... I got the spring
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: loaded on. Sink, sink, sink. Yeah, you can.
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: Zing, zing, zing, zing.
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: No, I can't do that with one hand.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: Is it spring-loaded?
- 1:28:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you can.
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: Oh, when you have the spring-load, then you got to.
- 1:28:54Speaker 5: That's two hands.
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: You just.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: Man, if you don't... Oh, you got to do the geometry.
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: Your hands are too small?
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: I don't believe you.
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: You got to... Yeah, I usually do it.
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: I've done it before.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: It comes off and it flings everything.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the work part. It spring-loads into the toilet.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: Now it's bouncing and ricocheting around the bathroom.
- 1:29:13Speaker 3: Now we got a problem.
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: It bounces around like a flubber.
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: It ricochets.
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: But then.
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: You can poke an eye like that. When I'm on
- 1:29:20Speaker 4: the toilet, please don't talk to me. I don't want
- 1:29:22Speaker 4: to talk to you while I'm pooping.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: You got a lot of bathroom grapes. I don't want
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: to talk to.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: You while I'm pooping. Yeah, it's a lot of bathroom rules.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: This is me time. This is just me and my bowels.
- 1:29:30Speaker 5: I do feel that one, though.
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: Don't talk to me while I'm pooping.
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: So you guys are in longer relationships. Do you guys
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: ever use the bathroom while your girl's in the bathroom?
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:29:40Speaker 5: Like take a shit?
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: Yeah. No. Never.
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: Never.
- 1:29:44Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever done that.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: I've never done that.
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: Oh, certainly. Certainly.
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: Taking a shit while they're in the shower?
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: I wish you would.
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: I wish you would. Stinking up my shower? How dare you?
- 1:29:55Speaker 4: I promise you I'm taking that bar of soap and
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: I'm shoving it so far up your ass because you
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: could have waited.
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: No.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: Yes. I got a dookie.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: Find a plant. Use your shit as fertilizer. Yeah, you
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: give me more time. Y'all be in here.
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: No, I won't.
- 1:30:11Speaker 4: I will make sure that each house we live in
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: is a minimum of two bathrooms.
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: Oh, so none of y'all have done this?
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: No.
- 1:30:17Speaker 5: It's smelling even more now.
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll be just hanging outward or watching.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be laying wood down here.
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: Why is she taking this shit? Ah, never.
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: No. Never.
- 1:30:27Speaker 3: She doesn't like it.
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: No. I wouldn't like it either.
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: I just come and start chatting.
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: No, that ass.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: Because I know women do that. Like, what?
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: I still have questions.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: I don't care that you shit.
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: I need answers.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: You can wait for 30 minutes.
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: Give her some time.
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: The 30 minutes you tell them people to wait from
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: being thirsty for them interviews, you can wait for her
- 1:30:48Speaker 4: to get.
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: Out the bathroom.
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: No. I'm not fucking my interviewer person.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: Not yet.
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: So, I can do what I want. If I can
- 1:31:00Speaker 3: eat your ass, I can talk.
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: To you while you shit out of it. That is.
- 1:31:04Speaker 3: Oh, and you split it that way.
- 1:31:06Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: That is so nasty. Y'all, that's shocking to me that y'all. No.
- 1:31:11Speaker 3: That's like, we don't do that.
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: No.
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: I'm not shitting. No.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: I barely pee in front of her.
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: Oh, bro.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: Are you a Puritan?
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: That's me relieving myself of my fluids. That's me time.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: That's me time.
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: Relieving myself of my fluids.
- 1:31:30Speaker 5: This is about me right now.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: No, I don't.
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: I don't.
- 1:31:34Speaker 5: Peeing for sure, but taking a shit now.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: Let me hold it.
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: No.
- 1:31:37Speaker 3: No.
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: No. No.
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: This guy doesn't know how good he has it.
- 1:31:43Speaker 4: That one never acts out to hold the YIP?
- 1:31:46Speaker 3: No.
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: They've never asked that before?
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: I wish.
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: No. It's about to start growing in your.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: Hand, baby. It's just a natural reaction. My steak is
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: too juicy. It's all I know.
- 1:32:01Speaker 3: It's all I know.
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: It's about to start growing in your hand, baby.
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: Hey, man.
- 1:32:03Speaker 5: My pants are off and you're here. When that hand's
- 1:32:05Speaker 5: not mine, it just feels way different.
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: Hold on. Let me dab this off, and then we
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: can go talk about some things.
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: You can hold it some more.
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: When that body temperature changes and touches you, whatever happens
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: is your fault. Oh, it's go time?
- 1:32:24Speaker 3: We active?
- 1:32:27Speaker 4: And then one more thing. I hate cluttered vanities. Just
- 1:32:32Speaker 4: a whole bunch of shit on the counter. I hate
- 1:32:34Speaker 4: that shit.
- 1:32:34Speaker 3: That's more of a women thing.
- 1:32:36Speaker 2: I know niggas where they shits be. Cluttered vanities?
- 1:32:40Speaker 4: They just not putting shit away. Just not putting shit away.
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: So you got your hair care products. You got your toothbrush.
- 1:32:45Speaker 4: You got your toothpaste. You got your body wash. You
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: got your mouthwash. You got your Q-tips. You got your
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: cotton swabs. You got your toilet paper. You got your
- 1:32:52Speaker 4: wet wipes.
- 1:32:53Speaker 3: The hand bone connects to the hip bone. The hip
- 1:32:55Speaker 3: bone connects to the hip.
- 1:32:56Speaker 5: I'm like, God damn.
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: You got the cotton swabs and the Q-tips.
- 1:33:00Speaker 5: The only thing I keep on my counter.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: I meant cotton balls.
- 1:33:03Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant the cotton pads.
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. The only thing I keep on my counter
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: is obviously toothbrush, toothpaste. But Q-tips, drawer. Cones, brushes, I
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: put all that stuff away. Yeah.
- 1:33:14Speaker 3: But for the most part.
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: Okay. And anything else that's up there, that's my girl shit. Like,
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: it's just face scrubs and all types of shit.
- 1:33:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: Got a little plant up there.
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: Do y'all use your girl face scrubs and shit like that?
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: I have my own. I don't.
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: I don't use it.
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: I don't think it would. I don't know. Do you
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: be using Biggie's products? Sometimes. Just to see?
- 1:33:33Speaker 3: He be putting on the face mask.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: He's like, I'm moisturizing. Just give me about 20, 30 minutes.
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: Like, follow the image.
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: Is that my hydrometer? I'm about to see some real scumbag,
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: and I feel like we're going to be the only one.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: But in a clutch time of need. Y'all use your
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: girl deodorant?
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, all right.
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool.
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: I've never been in, but I would.
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: I'm just asking.
- 1:33:59Speaker 5: Like, if I, like, that happened recently.
- 1:34:01Speaker 3: Y'all don't send from your girl. I mean.
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: That is something. Yeah, that's so different.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: I would use her toothbrush, so I'd definitely use her deodorant.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: And we'll talk about that.
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: That's nasty.
- 1:34:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nasty. That's where we are different, my brother,
- 1:34:13Speaker 3: and I suck blood.
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: You would?
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: I suck blood from people's bodies. Oh, you would.
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: Okay. I suck blood from people's bodies, and I wouldn't
- 1:34:19Speaker 2: do no different to them.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: She strikes me with someone that would not be okay with.
- 1:34:21Speaker 3: That at all. No, she would definitely say, that's yours now.
- 1:34:24Speaker 3: And I'm like, hang on, what? But I was just.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: One day you got to just.
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: No. No.
- 1:34:29Speaker 2: No.
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: No.
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: And then next time.
- 1:34:31Speaker 3: No.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: No. Oh, that's your toothbrush?
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: No.
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: No.
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: Oh. Oh, that's yours?
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: No.
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: Why are you using my toothbrush?
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: No. We both have electric toothbrushes.
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: No, you're like, ew.
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: You guys are ill, though.
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: Ew, why are you using my toothbrush?
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: Y'all both have electric toothbrushes. There's only two people in
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: that house.
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: Ew.
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: Why are you using my toothbrush?
- 1:34:50Speaker 3: Ew.
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: Ew.
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: No, I would never do that.
- 1:34:52Speaker 3: I'll just say that and see what she says.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: I would never. You got to plan it out, though.
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: You got to get like, say, oh, my toothbrush is broken.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: I got to get a new one.
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: And then get one that looks just like hers.
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, why are you using my toothbrush? Ew.
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: Okay. I would never. I can't.
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: I'll give you a month.
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: I can't do it.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: And then around Thanksgiving, you can report back and see
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: how that went.
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: Do it after Thanksgiving.
- 1:35:12Speaker 4: Or.
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: Or. Or. Or. Get some leave.
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: Please.
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: Please.
- 1:35:17Speaker 3: A piece of turkey on it?
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: You don't even got to do all that. You don't
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: even got to do all that.
- 1:35:21Speaker 4: Just before she brushes her teeth, just go in there
- 1:35:24Speaker 4: and wet her toothbrush.
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: That's real devious.
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: Just wet it.
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: Just psychological warmth.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: You don't got to use it, just wet it. Honestly,
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: just put a toothpaste on there to really sell it.
- 1:35:38Speaker 4: Just the wetness. Just the wetness alone. Be like, I
- 1:35:42Speaker 4: haven't used this in umpteen hours. Why is this soaking wet?
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: Yep.
- 1:35:48Speaker 3: So good. It's just dripping.
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: Where in the hell did you get my toothbrush?
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: Your toothbrush.
- 1:35:58Speaker 3: That's our toothbrush.
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: I've been using that toothbrush for months.
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: What do you mean? This is not your side of
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: the sink?
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: It's my side. What are you doing?
- 1:36:09Speaker 3: What?
- 1:36:11Speaker 4: But your toothbrush has always been like, There's always been
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: one toothbrush inside this toothbrush holder.
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: That's the toothbrush I use to brush my edges. What
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: are you talking about?
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: Oh, man. You got to be a bonafide.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: That's my sneaker toothbrush.
- 1:36:25Speaker 4: That's my sneaker toothbrush. Why is a sneaker toothbrush in
- 1:36:27Speaker 4: the bathroom? That's where I clean my shoes.
- 1:36:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I clean my chains with that.
- 1:36:31Speaker 5: What the fuck are you doing?
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: Hilarious. I can see it now. I'm about to get whooped.
- 1:36:42Speaker 2: I can see it now.
- 1:36:45Speaker 3: All right. Probably the last question. What? Maybe. If you
- 1:36:55Speaker 3: could have an endless supply of something, what would it be? Yes,
- 1:36:58Speaker 3: you can flip it if you want and only use
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: it as something to sell for money, or you can
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: keep it all to yourself, but it can't be explicitly money.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: Damn. I was about to say, give me an endless
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: supply of 50s.
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: So yeah, it can't just be money, but it can
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: be something that you can sell.
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: An endless supply of something?
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: Of diamonds. There you go. Right there. Bitcoin.
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: Honestly.
- 1:37:22Speaker 3: That's money.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: Oil. Well, I wouldn't know how to sell that, so yeah.
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: You'll figure it out real quick.
- 1:37:29Speaker 3: The barrels are coming in.
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: They're either going to buy from me or they're going
- 1:37:34Speaker 2: to kill me and take it from me.
- 1:37:37Speaker 3: Once they kill you, it's gone.
- 1:37:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: No, once they kill me, I'm dead.
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: Fuck that, he's gone.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: But the wish is tied to me.
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, damn, we messed up.
- 1:37:47Speaker 3: But then I'm dead as well.
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: I'll bring America back to prosperity like that.
- 1:37:54Speaker 3: Oil tycoon Michael.
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: Nah, just give me the diamonds.
- 1:37:57Speaker 5: I'd have a soccer team and everything.
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: Start super packs.
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: See, the problem with the diamonds is you might destabilize
- 1:38:05Speaker 3: the market too much.
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:38:07Speaker 4: I would probably only cultivate them when I need them.
- 1:38:12Speaker 4: I wouldn't just have a pocket full of diamonds.
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what?
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: I need 50 Gs. Here we go. Not necessarily diamonds,
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: but Monsa Musa, apparently the African king that was the
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: richest man in the history of the world. Basically, he
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: did like a trip to Mecca from Africa. And I
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: guess throughout the while, he was just, on the way,
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: he was just.
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: Pretty much flexing heavy.
- 1:38:35Speaker 3: He was wiling.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: Flexing heavy, giving out gold.
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: Bars and shit.
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: He gave out so much gold that like destabilized the
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: global economy for him a little bit because he was
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: just- Everybody rich. Everybody rich.
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:38:47Speaker 3: It was like the story Army told us about getting
- 1:38:49Speaker 3: his hair cut in India.
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: What was it? I didn't hear that story.
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Yeah, what's the story?
- 1:38:54Speaker 3: Oh, Army went back to the motherland, or his motherland,
- 1:38:57Speaker 3: and I guess he tipped his barber, or someone did this,
- 1:39:02Speaker 3: tipped his barber, but it was like a crazy amount
- 1:39:04Speaker 3: compared to how much they normally get. Oh, he fucking
- 1:39:06Speaker 3: blocked him. And he messed up everybody. So he gave me...
- 1:39:10Speaker 3: 50 rupees.
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: He turned to the barbershop owner and slapped the fuck
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: out of him. He's like, I'm done for the day.
- 1:39:16Speaker 3: Actually, I'm done forever. I'm done for good. I'm going
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: on my break and I won't see you till tomorrow.
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: When I come back to buy the joint. And I'm
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: getting first chair. Move. I just said it's a slap.
- 1:39:35Speaker 3: Call it Raj's place now.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: It was already Raj's place.
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: Raj is two.
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: More Raj's. Oh, my God. How many Raj's are there?
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: Oh, my God, Raj.
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: It would be too long to know.
- 1:39:54Speaker 3: Hilarious.
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: Well, once you said all you know, it's time to go.
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- 1:40:28Speaker 2: Two twos my word.
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: Two twos my poo-poo.
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- 1:41:09Speaker 2: Bye.
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: Happy Halloween.
- 1:41:12Speaker 3: Happy Halloween.
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: I see. Oh, wow. Who is this?
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: So apparently there was.
- 1:41:22Speaker 2: A woman who tried.
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: To fake a seizure while in custody without ever seeing.
- 1:41:26Speaker 2: An actual seizure. What did she do?
- 1:41:27Speaker 3: Started pop-logging?
- 1:41:39Speaker 5: She was literally pop-locking.
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: Essentially, she started pop-locking. And then she stopped stand-up.
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: Like, girl, what you doing?
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: What you doing?
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: Making a damn fool of herself. No eyes roll back.
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: She ain't hit the ground.
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: She's standing up just like... She's just having back spasms.
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: She's out.