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60 - Below Deck Med, RHOSLC, RHUGT, RHOC, RHONY, and 90 Day Fiance TOW · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Rather Be Running, where the two sisters who should really be doing something more productive that is like all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always Rather Be Rollin.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Hi Mel.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Hi Lil.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Would you like to apologize?
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: For what?
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: You posted a 12-second podcast and it was up for a week.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm really sorry that I forgot to fix that.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: But I did now, and six of you have downloaded it.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: So thank you so much.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Our send us a text were flooded.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: No, they weren't.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: They weren't.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: Literally heard from nobody.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Outrage.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: We heard from one person, our mom.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: If she hadn't reached out, we never would have known.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: It'd still be 12 seconds long.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: So sorry about that.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's resolved.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: And now you're gonna get two episodes in a very short period of time, which literally never happens.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: So you're welcome.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: So what's going on with you?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: Anything interesting?
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: Not really.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: What about you?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I did tell you that I saw Verony.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: And what's your review?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: I just am so obsessed with Dakota Johnson.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so obsessed with her.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: She's so beautiful, but like I just think that she's she really found the haircut and color that works for her and just like really was a game changer.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I admire that about her.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: And I admire that she always finds roles where she doesn't have to change it ever.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: She finds roles where she doesn't really have to be something too far off from herself.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's actually uh a good point.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: So do you think she's really gonna like crack the code of how to act without acting?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: I kinda do.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like she really is always just playing like a cool girl with cool outfits and cool hair.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm searching for a searching for a I thought I had a um lighter sitting right here because there's a candle and I wanted some ambiance.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to go get one from a different room?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: I found it.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: Phew, yes, is it a fall candle?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's not uh it's capri blue.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Um I have a beverage that you haven't tried.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: It is one cherry float coke.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Zero.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Zero C F C Z.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: And you give it a good review?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's basically cherry vanilla soda.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be down to try it.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Give it a whirl.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: So I would like to begin with TLC today.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_01: We never start with TLC, so I think we could mix it up a little bit.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: So would you rather start with the other way or hunt for love?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it seems like such a flop to start with Hunt for Love, especially because I'd like to tell you that I'm not going to be joining the journey.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, come on.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: What I watched was two hours of the weakest programming I've ever seen in my life.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, then it sounds like we just like don't even need to talk about it then, since you won't be continuing and I'll be on this journey alone.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Did you like anything?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Was anything interesting to you of note that maybe could convince me that there's more there?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously not.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously not, other than just like Michael in general existing.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: Michael is not enough, and he I feel like he has the potential to be a little pervy.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: Also, I do know that Rosvan Rosvan gets kicked off for being racist.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: So you could stay to watch that happen.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: Whom does he get kicked off for being racist to?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's I've given you all of the information that I have.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: He's the one that thinks he looks like James Bond.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't watch Emma for a whole nother season.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, my husband was saying she looks like she could be cast in that movie Megan.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because she looks like Ask the Doll.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I could see that.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: Her Megan's friend with like the opposite features.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like Megan has blonde hair and blue eyes, she's dark hair and dark.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: So all right, P, that's enough of that.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: How about the other way?
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think we got some great characters.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: You know, Toe is my favorite of the franchise.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Toe's always the best.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm on a nickname basis with it.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm curious for your thoughts on Niles and Matilda because you haven't met them before.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: And I have to tell you, like, it's almost worth going back and watching their season of the other of the uh oh gosh, were they on before or the other way?
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's worth going back and watched.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: So they were on before.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: So they were fascinating because Niles had to like ask the village elder for permission, Mr.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Ark, and this man like had a fake arm with a fake hand, and he basically like made Niles like swear his firstborn child or something.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was just like it was like when Debbie was in Nigeria, or was she in Ghana?
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: It was like one of those shanties situations that she was in.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: It was in Nigeria, yeah.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was kind of like that with the justice, yeah.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: So that was like really fun, and also it's just like Niles being Niles saying he's not gonna tell her what's going on until he gets there, is like so umbrella.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: He did that many a time before, and he has autism, he does, but he seems to have a great sense of humor.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: He does, he's a delight-I love Nile, I love me some Niles.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: He's like very self-aware for making such bad decisions, he is so these two Niles in America and Matilda in Ghana, they haven't seen each other in two years.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_01: And he did, in fact, promise her that he would bring her over in five months.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_01: And two years later, he's still not gonna bring her over, he's gonna move there, but she doesn't know it.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: But he did she did say that she would be with him anywhere in the world.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know that that's accurate.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, as Niall said, we're gonna test that theory.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: We are, so I can't wait to see.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm excited.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: Um, there's one specific couple I'd really like to save for last.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: So let's move on.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: I and I have to be honest, I don't know pretty much anybody else's name.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm just gonna say the woman in Singapore who was pregnant and her very much older man who lives somewhere in the United States.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: Only 3% of births in Singapore are from unmarried women.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that crazy?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: What a stat.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: So why she got denied uh from getting a visa?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: I want to know why.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's possible that sing there's red flags with people from Singapore.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: I just would be surprised because that country has so much money.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she seems to really love him.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think that they'll probably make it.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: But like, how when is he ever gonna see his children again in America?
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: He's not.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: And what's gonna happen when she tells her parents she's a Muslim and she got impregnated?
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't think any of that's gonna go well, but I don't think it's gonna break them up.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and like we all know how grandparents are like they might be mad, but once they're gonna get a kid, all bets are off.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm excited for them.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_01: Um we have the girl from Italy or the boy, the man from Italy.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, the gay one who's not gay.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Vittorio.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: That is so I don't know.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: I can't make heads or tails of that situation because she is like a beautiful gal, and he very clearly is aware that he comes across as a homosexual.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, he says that he does have a feminine side, but his feminine side is a lesbian.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's just so odd.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: And also that woman at the fabric shop with him so clearly wants to kill is in love with him.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think she sees him as a gay best friend.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's in love with him.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: How can you be never mind, I don't want to say because if he's not gay, but I just am not attracted to a man that has that much of a feminine side, as he said.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, the only thing I can think of is that they're actually a love story for our time.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, in another life you could have ended up with a man like that.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: Probably, but it's like because there's nothing in it for him, and there's kind of nothing in it for her.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, and I want to know more about his parents and his life.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like, does this man have a reason to not live his truth, or is he really just not gay?
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he works in fashion, so if he was gay, I feel he would just be gay.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I don't know if his maybe his parents are really disapproving of that choice.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Not not that being gay is a choice, but what they would think is a choice.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: Time and truth.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: Italy, you know, Italy has Catholics, so they're very Catholic there.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I feel like they're also very gay there.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like you said, time and truth, we'll see.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then I think we only have the one other couple that you that's.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna meet four.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna meet, I think, two more.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_01: Surely, but this couple that I fear we might not ever see actually meet is like the most highly anticipated one.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, they meet.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_01: I saw a preview.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, she should not have gone there.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what I saw in the preview was more disturbing than anything else because I I must not have had eyes on the screen long enough to notice this in the first episode.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: She has a rat tail.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't notice the rat tail in the episode either.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see it in in the preview?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's a short micro bob, micro bangs, and then a rat tail.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Red dark red, curly.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like if Annie, if Annie from the musical, the child from the musical had micro bangs and a rat tail.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's funny because her name is actually Annie.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, I thought it was Andy Jane.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's that might be her stage name, but her family kept calling her Annie.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: So she's a musician who would be 10 times hotter if she had literally any other haircut on her.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: Truly.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, she would be attractive.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_01: And what's crazy to me is like her band is just starting to like actually make it in Nashville, and she's gonna just throw it all away for this loser in Australia who wants to be non-monogamous, and bought a timeshare with her and just is refusing to make payments, and she still thought, let me get on the plane to Australia because somehow I think this will work out.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_01: This is the biggest red flag man I've ever seen in the history of 90 Day, and that's saying a lot.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: Bless her family, they were really trying in the most delicate of ways to be like, This is a terrible idea.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: You make really bad choices, you should not be doing this.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_00: And she was just like, I'm gonna just do it anyway.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_01: But she didn't even seem to want to do it.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, like, my gut is telling me something's wrong.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I you know, I I I really need to listen to my intuition.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: And then she, if you're telling me you in fact meet, yeah, then she ignored herself again.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: She said, I always fall for the wrong guy.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's like she's not learning from her mistakes.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: How old is this woman?
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: This woman should be 40.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: She is so they they went to Mexico on like their third date and they sat through a timeshare meeting for freebies because Who Amongst.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then they fell for the scam because again, Who Amongst Amongst.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I cannot judge as someone who literally would have signed on the daunted line.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: I can't I was telling that I was on a work trip earlier this week, and I was telling we were in a situation that felt very timeshare-esque.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's kind of it's complicated, but it just was weirdly timeshare-esque.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: And so um, as we were leaving, I was telling my coworker about the time that you and I we would have, in fact, bought a timeshare if our men had not said that we weren't doing that.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_01: Thank god.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: We must be idiots because I really felt like it seemed like a really good deal, and honestly, I still feel like the four of us plus my child could be in Mexico right now, just like living our best life.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: So, I mean, I I think that they kind of like ruined something that could have been magical for us, but whatever.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Andy did get got and this man has since just stopped making payments, and when her family said, Is he going to pay?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: She goes, I think he will, but she has not approached the subject.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_01: She has a lot of things that she thinks in her head.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this they're non-monogamous because they're long distance, and she thinks it goes without saying that once she moves there, they are going to be monogamous, but they haven't discussed it because it seems obvious to her.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: There, he's definitely not gonna be monogamous.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: There's just no way.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: And also, I should say, in the next preview, we see that he also has a rat tail ponytail.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_01: So we also see him like banging the bongoes naked a la Matthew McConaughey.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's hard to have sympathy for this woman when she knew very well that she was making a bad decision, and her family all told her she was making a bad decision, and she just went ahead and did it anyway.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like, at least we were going to do the timeshare deal with each other who have known each other for 30 years.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_01: We are in solid relationships to commit to a timeshare.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_01: She committed to a timeshare on her third date.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I know if I stop making the payments that you'll just pick up the slack and it'll be fine.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: So Okay.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: Also, what happens if they just like both stop making the payments?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't know.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's not something I would ever find out because I'm too afraid of trouble.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_01: So this woman's poor parents.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_01: This woman is in her 40s.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: This is my another reason I can't have kids because sometimes, especially if your kid is deeply troubled as this woman is, the parenting does not stop.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: Now these parents are going to be worried sick about their daughter in Australia racking up credit card debt with her rat tail and her partner's rat tail, who's non-monogamous, who's taking a lover and texting her about it.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: That was wild.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_01: The rat tail is not the number one red flag.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's that he said he had a lover.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, these two are this is like what makes the show.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_01: This is the quintessential couple that like should be on the cover of everything.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: So, all that to say, like, I'm really just this is gonna be a good season.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_01: I know it.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm mostly just excited for this one couple.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I mean also Niles and Matilda.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, and there's a French, there's a woman who seems to go to France with a beret on.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so Andy Jane needs serious help, maybe even more than Katie, who we just said goodbye to.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: A fellow ginge.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so moving right along to the Bravo sphere.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually just like pondering if we even have anything besides Bravo.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think we're running a little light these days.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm watching Survivor, you're not, but that's fine.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: I heard something interesting happened.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: I heard a guy got his finger chopped off.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: He did chop off the tip of his thumb.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: That absolutely occurred.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: And he stayed on, he sure did.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: And meanwhile, another man got a slight cut on his foot.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_00: The doctor said you're absolutely fine.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_00: And he said, I think I need to go anyway in case it gets infected.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Were they on the same tribe?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, they are not.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: So this man had no idea that he was being directly compared to this other man.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 16:13
  unknown: Wow.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: But obviously, like everybody else on his tribe is like, just own that you're quitting, you know.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_01: It was pretty wild.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Potomac does start Sunday.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's also uh Bravo, but aka today.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow, okay.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_01: Tonight.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: Actually.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's because we said farewell to Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: We did.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: And what did you think of the last hurrah?
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Andy's speech made me a little misty-eyed.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it wasn't enough.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, when he said for 20 years you have meant the world to me.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: So special.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: I just thought there he could have said more.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's all.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Heather Gay said on Watch What Happens Live that he was reading it.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't have it memorized.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, give him a break.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, Luann had to read from her goddamn diet.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was a nice last episode.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_01: It was a good trip, wrapped up nicely.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: No complaints.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing major to take away here, but other than that, I miss Luann.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, isn't it has that one the golden years?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Has that begun yet?
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Premier's October 20th.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so we've got nine days to wait.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Ramona is in that?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: So Sonia.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: We haven't seen Ramona in a long time.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: And that's like been fine.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: I just wonder like what we're gonna get.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, speaking of Ramona, how are we feeling um after this last episode of New York?
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: We are getting somewhere.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: We have a show.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm excited.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_01: It would never occur to me to I want to know where those other girls have been that they feel that island is shitty.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like what vacations are you going on that that that make that look shitty?
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: Because it looked nicer than any place I've ever stayed.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, the ladies are on a private island.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: Mosquito Island.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_01: Mosquito Island, unfortunate name, but beautiful nonetheless.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: And two of the ladies can't help but talk about what a dump it is, and that Martha Stewart Martha would never stay there.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: I do I did agree with them though when they asked, like, why didn't we fly private here?
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: The woman whose private island they went to, Erica, her husband is a billionaire.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: So why didn't they fly private?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: That it was a fair question.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: That was a fair question.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: The way they asked it was crazy.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: They just whispered it to each other.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but like the tone was like they they always fly private in general in their lives.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Aaron, I don't think that you're like always flying private.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Jessel says she's hella in debt.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm not surprised she's in debt because Pavit doesn't have a job.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, Aaron.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: She said Aaron was in debt.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Jessel's probably also in debt, so she needs to be careful.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: How did she get her money?
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_01: But I also think it's true because didn't Aaron and Abe have like wasn't there an issue where he lost a ton of money last season or the last season they were on?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're right.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: He did.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't think that's like a big revelation.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: And their mess cow business is like not doing well, she said.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry about it.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe be less of a bitch.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: So the news about Sai's divorce, she found out in the tabloid.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_01: How could he do that to her?
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that a decision you make together, especially when you have kids?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: Especially when you have kids.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: And it just like negates your whole life that you built to end it in such a nasty way.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what a scumbag.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like it doesn't even matter now if she did anything because he's the ultimate bad guy for that move.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's nasty.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: Because of the children, if nothing else.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, if nothing else.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_01: What did you make of Carol showing up to the dinner in shorts and a sweater when everybody else was in a ball gown?
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: It was very Denise Richards.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: I really liked it.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_01: I thought that's an outfit I would wear on that kind of occasion.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_01: So 100%.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: And she was the only one who was dressed appropriately to eat in the pool where the water was.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't just eating with your feet in the water, it was eating with your calves in the water.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: I really thought that was an interesting choice.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: I liked the the concept, the execution.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: It was missing a little bit, but I agree.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_01: The water was too deep.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: And this is from someone who the second they landed and they picked their rooms, Erica's like, okay, let's go to our rooms for a little bit and then get ready for dinner.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, no, the second I go on vacation, I cannot get into the water fast enough.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_01: So I would have loved to hear I was eating dinner in the pool, but like eating up to my calves.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_01: You would have said, That's great, because I'm already there playing mermaids.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I liked it.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: I love that the ladies are think it's a dump.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: And Erica was on Watch What Happens Live in this shimmery green emerald bikini-shaped like top.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: And um, these black high-waisted pants.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: She looked so friggin' cool and so attractive in her abs.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: And like even Andy was like, Wow, a lot of lit women come on here and try to do the midrift, but you really killed it.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: Good for her.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: So it was a good episode overall.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think we, like you said, are definitely getting somewhere, which is great.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: Love it.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, can we go back to Ultimate Girls Trip real quick?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: Something that I had never seen before because I didn't watch Miami was a hot mic moment from Lisa Hockstein's husband, where someone asked him, Hey, do you still have sex with your wife, Lisa?
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_01: And he said, No, because then I'd be cheating on the woman I really.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when all that went down with Lenny, it was so crazy.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_01: He's such a piece of shit.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: I cannot believe he said that with a mic on.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: He's dumb.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but it was crazy, like from the viewer's perspective, and like Lisa said this that she felt this way also was that like he changed overnight.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like once it came out, he was a different person.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: He was like, I hate, I hate you, I'm done with you.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he like leaned in.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, big time.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like that time that I accidentally messaged Sally.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: I hate it when Sally complains.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I leaned in and was like supposed to be like stop complaining.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so he yeah, he doubled down.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, that that must have been really good.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: Were you shocked when you watched that?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: It was just like, no, because he never seemed great, so I just felt like not surprised they got divorced, but I was surprised with like the animal, like because he was the one doing the breaking up, and so it was just like he was breaking up with her and being so awful about it, it just felt unnecessary, so it was really sad actually.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_01: Poor Lisa, yeah, it was rough for her.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: She married him for love or money, please.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they're not that poor.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: What kind of question is that?
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Have you looked at his face?
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've actually never seen this man.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, no.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure she loved him on some level, but if he was poor, they would never have gotten married.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I was gonna say another relationship that I fear is doomed because of what I saw in Watch What Happens Live is Heather and Tripp.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: I said from the from the jump that I was worried about this because he's a boomerang relationship once she got famous and skinny, which never bodes well.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_01: He was front row at Watch What Happens Live, and every time they talked about him or made a joke about him or referenced him in any way and showed him, he had the biggest frown.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like, he's looked the most pissed off I've ever seen anyone look.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: He did not crack one smile, nothing.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: He just looked almost scary and mean.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like it, Heather.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: I know I'm worried about like what happened when the camera stopped rolling and they went back to their hotel room.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like he couldn't even fake it on live TV.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_01: How are you?
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_01: How are you enjoying being in in San Francisco?
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: Our old our old uh area.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: You know I love San Francisco, so I was happy to be.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm happy to be there.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: I know it's like I'm having a lot of fun watching them like the pre even the previews for next week when they're like on a boat in the bay, and you can see like both bridges.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like oh it's a special place, it really is.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend's favorite place on earth.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's not that great.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's not great enough that either of us stayed, so I can't do my job there, so that was my excuse.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't want to stay.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there you go.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: But I like watching it and I like going to visit, and also like them going to dim sum really made me happy because I've never had better dim sum than I've had in San Francisco.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't been to China live, but I would like to go now.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_01: Say it again.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_01: Next time we go, we should look into that.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to not talk over you so much, but it's hard because you know I'm so self-centered.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: The last time I was in Chinatown was actually just a couple months ago, and we were the there was like this old man, and he was doing all the serving and the cooking and the cleaning, and he made this whole bowl of noodles for this couple next to us, and they walked out because he was taking too long because he was literally one man and he was 80.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: And so he brings out the bowl and they're gone, and then he had to go make meals for the three of us that were in there, and plus another people more people walked in.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: It was really just like a brutal eating experience to like have to watch this.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't actually want to spend any more time on that, or I'm gonna cry.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: So we need to not talk about that.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's another sad thing we can talk about, Angie's marriage falling apart.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I feel so bad for her.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know she and Heather were that close.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't either.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_01: I thought definitely her and Mary, but and then I wondered like, was this conversation planned?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like when Heather went to her room and they were talking about trip.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: Was it planned like now?
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because you know they they have rough outlines of like what they're gonna talk about.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you're gonna go to the gro to shopping and talk about this.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: It almost felt like it really just came out.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it did.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if you're kind of holding something like that and you feel like it it's maybe gonna bubble to the surface, it's probably hard to keep it in.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: Even with the camera inches from your face.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think if you're saying it to the in front of the camera, you kind of are knowing that it's gonna unfold a certain way.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the thing.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: She said she asked Heather, like, can you keep this a secret?
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, girl.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she's probably not ready.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like, she's gonna handle how it's gonna how everybody else is gonna find out.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_01: I guess she knows that this is gonna air in a long time.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: But she just said it's hard to say it out loud, it's hard to accept, and woof, I just really felt for her.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: And we know Whitney and Justin have since filed.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_01: Recently, I feel so that that's sad too, because I really did feel like they really loved each other.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, we had Lisa waving around a dildo, and we had Heather wearing mood ring-esque pasties, which I thought both those moments were great.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for those.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_01: Super fun.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: And then last but not least, we said goodbye to Below Deck.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: You're missing Orange County.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_01: I had nothing to say about it.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_01: Did you?
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we just got more Alexis and John that I didn't need.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: They went to Tokyo, and the only thing I feel sad about, honestly, is we know Archie has since passed, and so we're starting to see that kind of take shape.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_01: So that's too bad.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: That was really sad.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yes, we said goodbye to Below Deck.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_01: I have an issue with the fact that we don't get reunions with below deck because I'd like to know the cast take on the Nathan of it all in the wake of his fugitiveness.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: But otherwise, like it and I'd like a I'd like a recap on like how it all went down with Kat and Cooper afterward, and like I just I think we what happened when they when the three of them stayed in Croatia together.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they cat didn't stay, remember?
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_01: She said she wasn't gonna stay.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so this is my petition to have below decks have reunions, please.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_01: And Aisha got married.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: Congrats.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: We saw some footage.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: Very look beautiful.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_00: So so hot hate, happy for her.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: That was actually really good.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: You stumbled through it, but I really tried.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um, elsewhere, Captain Sandy is a love story for our time.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: Captain Leah, yeah.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: She was on Watch What Happens Live with Brandy Carlisle, and Andy's introduction was she's one of the best singers in the biz, and she had to file a report about Jiz.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's excellent.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: They played a game like, Do lesbians care about it?
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: You know, they play that sometimes.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: So hopefully, we I know we're gonna get another regular below deck soon, but can't wait.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: So we're not gonna rot because we're almost done with the weekend already.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no rotting here, but we're gonna miss next week.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: We're taking a hiatus, take a trip, but we'll be back the week after.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_01: And thank you for rotting with us.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: See you in two weeks.