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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: SPECIAL REPORT "COWBOYS IN CRISIS" · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, a right, Yah, I'm into your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Fools show ya as always, Polly Fools Go here with
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  Speaker 1: Tony Fools, Go with Tony, huge.
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  Speaker 2: And very important show that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, today we're gonna dive into the big story
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  Speaker 1: gripping our entire country, sending the soft biased media into
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  Speaker 1: a frenzy about the blue team taking the big l's
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  Speaker 1: and most embarrassing growouts in recent history of source. We're
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  Speaker 1: talking about the Dallas Cowboys. Who else will we be
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  Speaker 1: talking about exactly? And that's why today we're gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: you a special report, Cowboys in Crisis.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys in Crisis.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, We're gonna dive into all the big stories surrounding
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  Speaker 1: America's worst team, all the internal conflicts, Jerry versus Dak,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry verse Mike McCarthy, Jerry versus the Sun, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're also going to give some solutions Tony
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  Speaker 1: on how they can fix their dumb stadium.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah we are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but before that, you know, the Eagles they play
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  Speaker 1: the Commanders tonight on Thursday Night Football. But we're not
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about that now in this show. And
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  Speaker 1: see the reason for that is because we looked up
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  Speaker 1: what they call in the media business demographics and yet
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  Speaker 1: what they what we found is that even though the
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  Speaker 1: show comes on Thursdays, right, fifty percent of our lazy
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  Speaker 1: audience watches it or listens to the show on a
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  Speaker 1: Friday or after that. So that means you right now
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  Speaker 1: watching this listening might be one of those lazy bums
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  Speaker 1: watching this over the weekend and wondering why we're not
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  Speaker 1: talking about the Eagles beating the Commanders. So here's our
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  Speaker 1: question for you. Well, what the well you're so busy
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  Speaker 1: doing on Thursday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we know you weren't working.
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  Speaker 5: Now, a demographic research showed that ninety eight percent of
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  Speaker 5: our audience is either unemployed, lives at home with their parents,
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  Speaker 5: or has an average income of negative eighty six thousand
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  Speaker 5: dollars because they're either kids who live at home with
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  Speaker 5: their parents or grown men who live at home with
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  Speaker 5: their parents.
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  Speaker 1: And here we are busting our ass to make content
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  Speaker 1: to take your mind off your miserable life, and yet
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  Speaker 1: you can't even show up to watch a podcast on time.
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  Speaker 2: You know, no wonder you're unemployed.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, and here's a job for you leave a comment
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  Speaker 5: here and then go to Apple Podcasts and rate and
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  Speaker 5: review this.
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  Speaker 1: Now you actually have a job. See, now you have
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  Speaker 1: a job. Now you work in By the way, you're
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  Speaker 1: on the subject of our demographics, Tony, we got to
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  Speaker 1: get in a word from our sponsor. You know, they
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  Speaker 1: saw the demographics and just wanted to hit a bullseye
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  Speaker 1: with that target audience.
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  Speaker 3: Terrific.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why it's time right now for a word
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  Speaker 1: from our good friends at Hot Pockets.
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  Speaker 2: Are you too lazy to cook?
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe your mom went out tonight or your home
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  Speaker 1: watching YouTube videos on a Friday because you're fourteen Hot Pockets?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 5: The other day I ran into my aunt Marie's boyfriend
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  Speaker 5: Nuncio in the frozen aisle at the grocery store, and
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  Speaker 5: he told me he was going to my aunt's apartment
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  Speaker 5: to eat a hot pocket and I said, wow, which
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  Speaker 5: flavor you get? And then he said fish And I said, wait,
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  Speaker 5: they don't make a fish flavored. And then he said,
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  Speaker 5: you know what, actually, let's just keep calling.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just you know, maybe just end the ad there, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what good call. All right, we'll discuss all of
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  Speaker 1: that later, Tony put a pin in that. Anyway, it's
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  Speaker 1: tie right now to get into our special report, Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: in Crisis.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys in Crisis.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, as we bring you this special report our first story.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the other day we saw a shocking and
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent true quote from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: while he is discussing Dak's injury. Jerry said, and this
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  Speaker 1: is a quote true quote, his prognosis is wonderful. It
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  Speaker 1: just means we're not going to have him for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Toty.
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  Speaker 1: Clear to me that Jerry Joe just said it was
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  Speaker 1: wonderful that Doc is out for the rest of the season.
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  Speaker 3: Seems that way to me.
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  Speaker 5: Clearly Jerry was worried that Dak would be able to
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  Speaker 5: play again soon or anytime this season, so clearly he
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  Speaker 5: was relieved when that wasn't the case.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, talking about being relieved, Donty, you know,
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  Speaker 1: there are a lot of concerns that if Dak even
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  Speaker 1: does get healthy that you know, mobility was already an
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  Speaker 1: issue again and his mobility will only get worse.
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  Speaker 2: But what do you say to that, Doty.
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  Speaker 5: I have absolutely zero concerns about Dak's mobility. In fact,
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  Speaker 5: I think next year he'll be so mobile that he'll
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  Speaker 5: move all the way to Birmingham to play in the
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  Speaker 5: UFL YEP, and then when he gets cut two games
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  Speaker 5: into the season, he'll move all the way to Saskatchewan
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  Speaker 5: to play in the CFL. And then I think he'll
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  Speaker 5: move all the way to Wisconsin where he'll be a
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  Speaker 5: cashier at a hardware So of all the concerns I
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  Speaker 5: have about Dak, mobility isn't one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific and sound analysis that Dody And well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: another thing going on with the team. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of rumors that Jerry Jones will bring in Bill Belichick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah a place Mike McCarthy, And this sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: great fit, doesn't it, Doty.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, Bill Belichick is a perfect fit for the Cowboys
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  Speaker 5: because there's one thing we know Bill Belichick loves to
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  Speaker 5: do bank cheerleaders, and the Cowboys have some of the
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  Speaker 5: most bangable cheerleaders in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: YEP.
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  Speaker 5: When his current girlfriend gets to be too old, you know,
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  Speaker 5: like twenty six, twenty seven years old, Bill Belichick will
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  Speaker 5: be able to select from a bevy of hot, young
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  Speaker 5: fresh out of college dancers who have very serious daddy issues.
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  Speaker 3: It's a perfect fit all around.
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  Speaker 1: Just exquisite analysis once again, Dody. And you know, if
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't work out with Belichick, here's another name for
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys head coach Jack del Rio. You know, if you
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: saw the news, he was just arrested for drunk driving
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  Speaker 1: in Wisconsin. As we all know, drunk driving is legal
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  Speaker 1: in Texas.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, if you're going to coach the Cowboys, you're gonna
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  Speaker 5: need to have a few drinks per day just to
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  Speaker 5: be able to get through your miserable life. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised Mike McCarthy isn't just mainlining heroin in the
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  Speaker 5: blue tent during timeouts in the games?
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  Speaker 1: Meet too, don'ty meet? I mean, I assume he is. Maybe,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he says, let's talking about coaching here. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just move to Nick Sirianni just for a moment. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, you know, we gotta bring it. We
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  Speaker 1: got to bring this up. You know, even though the
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  Speaker 1: game is to night, you know, he'll probably be six
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  Speaker 1: and zero by bet right now as we're watching this.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the fifty percent of you non lazy people,
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni is five and oh since shaving his head.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, this gave us an idea. You know
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  Speaker 2: what if Mike McCarthy shaved his head.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we don't want to give free advice of
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  Speaker 1: the cowboys, don'ty, but maybe that would turn things around.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, just to get this going, we went ahead
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  Speaker 1: and we use the latest advanced modern AI photo revising
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  Speaker 1: technology to see what Mike McCarthy would look like bold,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with a shaved head. Look ahead, put that
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  Speaker 1: graphic up there. Let's see. Wow, wow, look at that.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually it's quite an improvement. Donty, it looks great.
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  Speaker 1: That's his four and door maybe five and two to me.
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  Speaker 1: Look how happy he looks.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, oh, what.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know?
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  Speaker 6: That's not Mike McCarthy it is it is clearly just
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  Speaker 6: used the photo of Curly from the Three Stooges.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well you're clearly annoying. I'll show you a
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  Speaker 5: photo of Curly. It's a picture of your mom's pubes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh stop talking, just stopped talking.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Back to our special report.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all right, another issue plaguing the cowboys, don'ty.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's the sun. You know, it's blinding the
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  Speaker 1: players as they go to catch the ball. Now, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: he's saying, well, what if people want me to do
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  Speaker 1: tear the stadium down and start again?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's drastic measures.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we came up with a bunch of different
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  Speaker 1: solutions that are much stay we did that would actually
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  Speaker 1: help the tame. And you know, Tony, you had so
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  Speaker 1: many good ones. Tell them the solution you had the
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  Speaker 1: other day.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, you know, what if you put the stadium on
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  Speaker 5: a lazy Susan you know, one of the things in
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  Speaker 5: the cabinet that swivels around, yep, or one of those
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  Speaker 5: like spinny platforms that they put the products on from
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  Speaker 5: the prices, right, you know that way, instead of having
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  Speaker 5: to rebuild the whole stadium, you could just rotate the
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  Speaker 5: stadium not to face the sun.
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  Speaker 2: That's just brilliant engineering, Tony. And yeah, here's another one
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  Speaker 2: I thought of. What if you just dug a hole?
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  Speaker 1: Right, you dig a hole, big hole under the stadium, brilliant,
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  Speaker 1: and then you lower the stadium into the hole like.
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  Speaker 2: A big coffin exactly that way.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're looking out the window and you see dirt,
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  Speaker 1: not the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And also this way people can't leave that terrible game early,
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  Speaker 5: which had forced them to buy more concessions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be stuck under the ground.
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  Speaker 3: But exactly, go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And what if as another idea, you remember the solar
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  Speaker 1: eclipse toty. Of course people still have those solar eclipse glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't the players just use it?
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  Speaker 2: Use those, you know, that way they can see.
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  Speaker 1: The passes and also if there is a solar eclipse,
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  Speaker 1: or they could see that dough, which would be more entertaining.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a body watcher play in the game. Absolutely brilliant.
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  Speaker 5: And here's another idea. You know how Mike McCarthy's a
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  Speaker 5: really big guy. Well, instead of having him coach the team,
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  Speaker 5: which he's terrible at doing, how about you have him
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  Speaker 5: just stand in front of the window and block out
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  Speaker 5: the sun.
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  Speaker 3: And let's be honest, it would be a better use
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  Speaker 3: of his time.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, And you know, thinking about it, if you need
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  Speaker 1: more extra plus sized coaches, you know, to fill that
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  Speaker 1: window space, you bring back you know, Wade fill ups, brilliant.
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  Speaker 2: Bill Passels, those Cowboys coaches.
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  Speaker 1: That way you get the extra coaching and also the
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  Speaker 1: extra sun blocking.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, you know, I gotta say these are all just
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  Speaker 5: terrific ideas they are, you know, I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, I gotta say, I don't want to help.
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  Speaker 1: The cowboys, but with ideas this brilliant, you know, it
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  Speaker 1: would be a shame for us, you know, not your.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I got an idea, Tony, Hey, get the number of
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  Speaker 1: the AD and T Stadium back there, you're useless producer
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  Speaker 1: on the screen here, this is something you can do.
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  Speaker 3: Google the number.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna call. What we're gonna do. We're gonna call them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's call a D and T Stadium, Like, call
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  Speaker 1: them up, get Jerry Jones on the line, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: just run these ideas by him. You know, this is
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  Speaker 1: our way. What do they say, Tony? Like the kumbayada?
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  Speaker 2: Will you just kicked your Saturday? We just kick their
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  Speaker 2: teeth in is we want to help you? Got that already?
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  Speaker 2: Put the number. A good job. You did something. You
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  Speaker 2: find the number, Rupia. We'll see if this is the
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  Speaker 2: real number.
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, Donny, all right, I'm gonna dial the
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: number here, but you know, just put the phone up
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  Speaker 1: to the speaker so we can down here.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good?
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  Speaker 4: We're contacting at and T Stadium, the.
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  Speaker 1: Home of the Dallas of course, automated, you know, yeah, yeah, sales.
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  Speaker 4: And service Press one for sweet sales, Press two.
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  Speaker 2: They want to see. No one's buying that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: What do you say, sun?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Solar fixes.
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  Speaker 4: For the tours department Press.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, nobody wants a number?
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  Speaker 3: Is sun fixes for.
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  Speaker 4: The ticket office? Press eight.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's buying that Press nine? Of course?
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  Speaker 3: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's try zero? All right, all right, there
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  Speaker 2: we go. Okay, what was that? What is going on here?
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  Speaker 2: That operating? Is it just as bad as their team?
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you call the link, Jeffrey Lore answers
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  Speaker 3: the phone, you have to go through this whole rigamarole.
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  Speaker 1: Oh listen, listen to the hold music they got, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: It's not hold music. This music phoning everything in. They
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  Speaker 2: can't even have their own hold music.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, then here we go. Yeah, this is slow. This
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  Speaker 2: is why the organization you called it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this shows you how the organization's working exactly, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: This is just bad radio.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta admit, you know, but leave it to the
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  Speaker 1: cowboys to ruin everything. Yeah, you know what we gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take a quick commercial break.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's take a commercial break.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and we're going to see where
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  Speaker 1: we're at.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll be right back after this. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, as you can see, we're back from commercial and
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  Speaker 1: still on hold with eight D and D.
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  Speaker 3: Eighty for like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, this is this is like watching a Cowboys game.
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  Speaker 1: It's like watching a Cowboys game, and it is just
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  Speaker 1: going right.
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  Speaker 5: Point, Paulie, That's exactly what it feels like. They're trying
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  Speaker 5: to get you ready for the Cowboys offense by putting
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  Speaker 5: you to sleep and making you depressed.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are calling with solutions to fix the dumb
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  Speaker 1: sail them, and this is this is how they tread us.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say, though, Tony, this hold music, I do
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  Speaker 1: kind of like it. You know, it's got some rhythm
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  Speaker 1: though it.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you know it is very relaxing. I gotta say, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: my blood pressure is probably like gone down.
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  Speaker 3: It's now very very low.
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  Speaker 2: True. It's kind of working on me now. I kind
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  Speaker 2: of get what they're do.
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  Speaker 3: When they Yeah, they lull you to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: You know it switched. I heard the music switched. I
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  Speaker 2: think it looped, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: I think it looped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, they probably you know, with the budgets
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  Speaker 1: that they pay Dak, they couldn't afford to pay for
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  Speaker 1: more Hold music, so they just had to keep re
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  Speaker 1: using the same song.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in that movie, you know, the
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: one that Bill Murray where he's repeating the same day
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  Speaker 1: over and over.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: What was the name of that movie? What was it?
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  Speaker 3: Scrooged Scrooged?
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  Speaker 2: Right, I feel like I'm in Scrooged, you know where.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's the.
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  Speaker 1: Same day over and over. And you know, Scrooge is
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: the one controlling the days, you know.
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  Speaker 5: And I think we should switch the phone back to
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: producing Jay. Make him hold, that's what we should do.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: Keep him occupied.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: You guys should just hang out this this the segment
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  Speaker 6: is going nowhere.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, don't worry. You're the one going nowhere. Six
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: into the ground, bro, that's where you're going exactly. He's
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  Speaker 1: jealous because we came up with the segment, and he did, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, We're gonna hang up because we want to.
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  Speaker 3: Here's what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go back. How would we go back
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  Speaker 2: to the main line? Here, You're gonna hang up. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go back to that main line, Tony. All right, let's.
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  Speaker 1: Listen very carefully to the options, because we weren't and
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  Speaker 1: you know, we weren't talking a lot over that. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we missed the thing about sun help, Sola help. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's listen very careful. Yeah, all right, one more time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, for contacting at and T Stadium, the home
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  Speaker 4: of the Dallas Cowboys. Our office hours are Monday through
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  Speaker 4: Friday from nine am to five p m.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's right now.
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  Speaker 4: In service press one, no, Sweet Sales, Press two, no
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  Speaker 4: or them sales Press three, no or guest services press.
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  Speaker 4: Try that for lost and found press five.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh maybe that yeah, lost in sounds Yeah, like
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  Speaker 5: we lost the eyesight because we're staring into the sun press.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they maybe what you got to do is talk
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  Speaker 1: called the ticket office. Let's let's try this. See there's
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  Speaker 1: a number for the ticket office. Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you for calling the Dallas Cowboys Sweet Sales and
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  Speaker 7: Marketing Department.
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  Speaker 4: Press.
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  Speaker 7: This is the best option that that's your need. Press one.
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  Speaker 7: If you're interested in leasing a luxury suite at at
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: and T Stadium.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: How about that? And I'm going to ask them.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I just want to do it, but I don't want
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: the one that's not getting this in our eyes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I'm concerned. Thank you for.
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: Calling the Dallas Cowboys Sweet Sales and Marketing Department. It's
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: very important to us. Please be your name all right?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what, I'll leave a message. Yeah, you
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: know this is a Balifulsco call. And you know number
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: one rated Polly Antoni Fusco show. They know who we
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: are anyway, they know you know, we're official representatives of
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles. Look, well, you know we're going to be
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: coming next year the games, you know, and we don't
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: want to be blinded by the sun if we're going
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: to be sitting in one of your luxury seats like
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: we always do. So we just want to make sure
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: you know that we're not going to go there and
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: have the sun in our eyes blinding us the entire time,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: because you know, I like vision, I like my eyeballs,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I like being able to see things. Yep, you know,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: just quick, you know, we had some ideas maybe before
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: we get there next year, you know, you could because
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: we're not going to be seeing.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: You in the playoffs. We know that now we're already out.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: But what we're gonna do, what we'd like you to
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: do is, you know, maybe consider putting the stadium on
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: a lazy susan, you know, one of those things in
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: a cabinet, you know, and uh, you know you'll to
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: see them on the prices, right, maybe you could do that, uh,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: and then you spin the stadium, you know, and then
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: also you know, maybe uh, have you thought about maybe
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: putting a hole in the ground. Then you just lower
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: the stadium into a big hole. That way, it's you know,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: that way there's no sunlight. I just just giving you
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: options here. I'd like you to explore them before we
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: get there again. Okay, I know you're gonna have a
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: lot of time because you won't be at the playoffs anyway,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: So get started on that and I we'll see you
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: next year, okay.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And oh yes, you know, yes, we know you're very
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: thankful for this call. All right? Yeah, okay, don't we did?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: We at least got through to a voicemail toty, I'm
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: sure anytime. I mean, I'm sure I've got my phone here,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: just waiting for the ring.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Well, you know that that is good journalism. That was that?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: That seems like a fitting way to conclude our special reports.
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• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh wait ah, you kidding me? If it isn't
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: nobody's friend.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: What in the last show you made so many mistakes
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: I didn't even get around to telling you. Deebo Samuel
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: showed the long snapper. You said he shoved the kicker.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Oh well, on the subject of debo and kickers, I'm
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: going to kick you in the balls.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: After the show, I'm gonna shove my wang and to
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: your mom's long snapper.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, you said.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Jerry Jones said Dak's prognosis is wonderful because he's out
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: for the season.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's what he said, Bro, Yeah his words.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Bro, that's clearly not what he meant. He said the
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: prognosis was wonderful because Dak will make a recovery for
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: next season, not because he's out for this season.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know what won't make a recovery,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the coast Guard after I dump your body in the ocean.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and your doctor just gave me your prognosis, you
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: have a one hundred chance of virginity.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Oh great one, don Yeah, why go?
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: You said, Jack del Rio is a good fit to
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: coach the Cowboys because drinking and driving is legal in Texas.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Bro, yeah, it's part of that culture. Bro.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I assure you there is nowhere in this country
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: where drinking and driving is legal. Frankly, that might be
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: the stupidest thing you've ever said.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: No, the stupidest thing we've ever said is you're hired.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what's a good fit? Me inside
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: your mother?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh not great one, Donty, Yeah, that's it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You know, I just got.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Doty what I just got a message that next week
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: on this show, talk about a good fit for our guest,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: it will be Nick Falls hero Eagles legend. He will
• 20:05
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• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Great job as always.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Same to you, Poorly, another floorless show.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: We'll see a people, Uh maybe after the Eagles game
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: if we want, we'll see We'll check it out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Ye see your