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178: Sister Wives Rewind - Kody Begs For An Answer (S5 E2) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: hum or a roar in the background our air conditioner,
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  Speaker 1: because I live in Texas, bitch, and it's hot up
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  Speaker 1: in here.
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  Speaker 2: Get all these lights in here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a sweatshirt for some unknown reasons.
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  Speaker 2: You're hiding your sugar, Boddy.
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  Speaker 1: It's my sugar body. I don't want to show it
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  Speaker 1: to everybody, only my Mary, beautiful Shu gives all that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's hot. Yeah, so the AC's on and that's
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  Speaker 1: what you're hearing. Don't come from me.
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  Speaker 2: Bro chill out, okay, audio file.
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  Speaker 1: Get into. Let's get into Sister Wives, Season five, episode two, entitled.
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  Speaker 2: Begs for an Answer.
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  Speaker 1: I beg you, I beg you, I beg you for
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  Speaker 1: the answer. Who is he begging for an answer?
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  Speaker 2: From? Mary? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: God, will you let me put a baby and you?
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: With Mary on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: Crying again, somebody annoying bulleted me.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, no for real, though, how much do we have
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  Speaker 1: to see?
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  Speaker 2: Five seasons now? We've been asking this question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. Also, I know the answer,
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  Speaker 1: and so this is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: It's so dumb, and I think it goes into like
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  Speaker 2: season eight or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: So we start this episode with kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: weird discussion of the og Wives and Cody talking about
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  Speaker 2: how traditionally polygamist fathers are pieces of shit and they
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be associated with their kids because if
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  Speaker 2: they are, then they'll be outed as polygamists.
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  Speaker 1: Now, they didn't present it like that. They said that
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  Speaker 1: the fathers were pieces of shit. It was just dangerous
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  Speaker 1: to be public and to admit that you had more
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  Speaker 1: than one wife, because it is a crime in Utah.
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  Speaker 1: And Christine told us. She reminded us that her grandfather
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  Speaker 1: was actually separated from his wives. He went to jail
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  Speaker 1: and they never got back together, and so she's traumaized.
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  Speaker 1: She has some ancestral trauma around it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the solution. Don't live this lifestyle if it's
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  Speaker 2: a grime.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a tenant of their religion. So you're judging
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  Speaker 1: their faith and that's.
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  Speaker 2: Their fundamental faith. Yeah, I'm going to judge it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but the Browns are different, and you know why
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  Speaker 1: because they wanted to go public because they are not
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  Speaker 1: going to apologize for being polygamists. In fact, it is
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  Speaker 1: time for parent teacher conferences and not just Cody and
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  Speaker 1: the appropriate mother is going to show up to those conferences.
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  Speaker 1: No Cody and all of the mothers, all four wives
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  Speaker 1: are going to each teacher to talk about all their children.
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  Speaker 2: That's courage now listen, I don't know what high school
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  Speaker 2: does parent teacher conferences, But my mom didn't show up
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  Speaker 2: to any parent teacher conferences after like grade three, so
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I remember having the when my daughter was
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  Speaker 1: in elementary school. I don't remember a parent teacher conference
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  Speaker 1: in high school.
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  Speaker 2: I never had any in high school. I mean, but
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's because I was a good kid and I
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  Speaker 2: had good grades.
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  Speaker 1: Somedays in the natural you were in the National Honor Society,
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  Speaker 1: so it was like then that you were good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. But some of these kids are not
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  Speaker 2: doing well, namely, was it Aspen not going to class?
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  Speaker 1: Christine doesn't think she has to go to school because
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  Speaker 1: her grades are fine. Like if her grades were faltering,
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  Speaker 1: of course I would send her to school, but like,
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  Speaker 1: she can afford to miss a few days, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't mind if she stays home. Okay, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: remind us of me. I was gonna say, in ninth grade, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we moved to this place in Colorado, and the
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  Speaker 1: drive I had to there wasn't a bus or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I had to drive her to school.
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  Speaker 2: She said she never went on the public school bus, no,
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  Speaker 2: which is wild to me. Because that's the only way
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  Speaker 2: I got to school.
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  Speaker 1: No, I drove her ass I picked I did or
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  Speaker 1: my mother did. Wow, Like we took her, we brought
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  Speaker 1: her back. But like when we moved to Colorado, that
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  Speaker 1: was like a half an hour dress and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: up laid. I was just partying a party. And they're like, oh, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta wake up at six o'clock get my kid
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  Speaker 1: to school.
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  Speaker 2: That's so you let's take a day off. Didn't you
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  Speaker 2: have like truancy warnings? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Once They're like, excuse me, but your daughter does need
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  Speaker 1: to come to school. She's a freshman in high school.
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  Speaker 1: It's important that she shows up. I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then she said her senior year she was like
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  Speaker 2: barely there too, because all she took was choir.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's on her because we lived next door to
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  Speaker 1: the high school, so that if she was cutting, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know about.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's typical of like senior year anyway, though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of my friends were not there.
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  Speaker 1: It is a hallmark of a not shit parent to
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  Speaker 1: not take a kid to school. Yeah, and so that's Christine.
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  Speaker 1: That was also me. I was going through a divorce
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  Speaker 1: and I don't need that from you. Thank you, but
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  Speaker 1: like that's not cool. And Mary even says like that's
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  Speaker 1: causing problems in my way, Leon, because Leon sees that
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  Speaker 1: Aspen doesn't have to go to school, and now Leon
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  Speaker 1: wants to stay home. And I'm like, I'm sorry, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: You go to school. That's what school is for.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Leon, you're in the National Honor Society. So if
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  Speaker 2: you want to continue to be in that, you got
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  Speaker 2: to go to school and be a good kid. I
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  Speaker 2: know that because I.
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  Speaker 1: Was in it. And that's just part of the deal.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to go to school. Yeah, who knew.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a law. And then we also see a
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  Speaker 2: Hunter's teacher. We talk about Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: Like I loved mckelti's teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about this is where we learn so funny that
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  Speaker 1: Micheltie wants to be a world famous world fashion designer.
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  Speaker 1: Not just a fashion designer, but a world famous fashion
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  Speaker 1: designer because she's just fascinated by how all these pieces
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  Speaker 1: of fabric just become a shirt. How does it even happen?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of these alchemy? Isn't all it's crazy, Harbrook's
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  Speaker 1: just become a shirt. And then to know that she
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  Speaker 1: actually goes on to sell Lula Row the most trash
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  Speaker 1: bag of all fashions is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing, truly awesome. I do love hearing these cringey
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  Speaker 2: teenagers talk about their dreams, because I mean, we all
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  Speaker 2: have these like dumb dreams. Like I wanted to be
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  Speaker 2: a neurosurgeon when I was fifteen, sixteen, and then I
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  Speaker 2: turned eighteen and I was like, oh, I got to
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  Speaker 2: go to.
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  Speaker 1: School for twelve years. Fuck that, No thank you.
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  Speaker 2: No thank you at all. But I know I was
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  Speaker 2: talking like that as a kid. I was like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I love like learning how people's brains were. It's like
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  Speaker 2: just so fascinating.
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  Speaker 1: To me until I have to apply myself and also
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  Speaker 1: get student loans for the next twenty years of my life.
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm here talking about people in a week
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  Speaker 1: girl looking fire though, I mean it, What do you
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  Speaker 1: think I wanted to be when I grew up? When
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, Oh my god, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Take a wild singer kind of. Yeah, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: be a pastor. Oh my god, I wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: a pastor. It's actually kind of cute though, and I
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: kind of kind of did kind of ended up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not that this is a church, although it could.
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  Speaker 2: Be, well it would be the other church.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, but we'll talk about it. Only the patrons
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  Speaker 1: brought that out of the business. But I did. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be a pastor. I wanted to guide a
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: flock like lydia plast in the Fire sold out a
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  Speaker 1: radical baby. I love it. But anyway, so they go
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  Speaker 1: from teacher to teacher. We meet all these basic people,
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  Speaker 1: and we learn about their kids and how much they're
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: thriving in high school. But it's really just an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: for Cody to be on camera and shove their polygamy
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  Speaker 1: down the throats of people who weren't asking.
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  Speaker 2: For really cringey.
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  Speaker 1: Lastly, Yeah, and then.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: We get into kind of the more interesting parts of
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  Speaker 2: the episode, where we have Mary getting an email from
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  Speaker 2: Mona about her hobby room and her pantry. So they're
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  Speaker 2: in the process of building their home, designing their homes,
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  Speaker 2: figuring out what they want in their homes, and Mary
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  Speaker 2: wants a hobby room and a pantry and also a
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  Speaker 2: wet bar. But the only way that she can get
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  Speaker 2: those things is if she has a fifth bedroom. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: Mary has to have more space in her house.
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  Speaker 1: What am I going to do?
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  Speaker 2: What is she going to do?
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  Speaker 1: Because I absolutely need my hobby room. Which was the
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  Speaker 1: first time that I heard about a hobby room. And
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  Speaker 1: can't you do like the rest of us do out
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  Speaker 1: here and just convert one of your bedrooms into your
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  Speaker 1: office or your hobby room. I guess, I guess you
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  Speaker 1: need a hobby room, a separate one at a pantry,
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  Speaker 1: which is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I would love a pantry, right.
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  Speaker 1: But what she really wants is the wet bar. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: because she loves to entertain. I mean, I am so
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  Speaker 1: into entertaining, and I want all of the kids to
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  Speaker 1: feel like they have a place in my house. And
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  Speaker 1: we have so many children, and I want the room
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  Speaker 1: so they can come over and spend the night and
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  Speaker 1: be in my house.
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  Speaker 2: Even though nobody ever comes over to your house.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody even likes you, No one likes. None of these
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  Speaker 1: kids like you because when they become adults, they say
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  Speaker 1: that you abuse them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Spend the night in your house. And why do you
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  Speaker 1: need a wet bar? So now let's get into this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into it, because I don't understand. Because Janelle
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  Speaker 1: took great pains to tell us last week, and I
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  Speaker 1: think the week before that. The way the Browns do
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  Speaker 1: it is they agree that each wife gets a budget
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  Speaker 1: and it's equal to the other wife. It doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: if you have one kid or if you have six kids.
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  Speaker 1: All the wives have the same budget.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Mary wanting this hobby room and this wet bar
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  Speaker 1: presumably exists within her budget her equal portion or share.
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  Speaker 1: So why would Janelle and anybody else, Christine, anybody else
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  Speaker 1: in the family be upset with Mary getting a wet
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  Speaker 1: bar if it's part of her budget.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see this is where we I'm kind of debating,
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  Speaker 2: like whether or not it was part of the budget.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's more because Janelle talking about how
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  Speaker 2: she needs to cut back, like, oh, I don't need
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  Speaker 2: a dining room, right, I don't need it, So that's
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  Speaker 2: insinuating that her house. Mary's house is gonna cost a
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  Speaker 2: lot of fucking money. So Janelle of course has to
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  Speaker 2: be the one that makes the sacrifices, and probably Christine too.
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  Speaker 2: But if it is in the budget, then I think
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  Speaker 2: everyone's just bitter about the fact that Mary wants a big,
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  Speaker 2: expensive house and that they don't she deserves it, because
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  Speaker 2: Christine even says, she admits that she thinks that Mary
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  Speaker 2: should have a smaller house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't actually have a legitimate need for a
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  Speaker 1: large house. You have done child, you don't need all
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  Speaker 1: that shit. No, but this is what gets me wondering
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  Speaker 1: if what Mary's asking for is more than her portion,
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  Speaker 1: because why should it bother Janelle if she's signed off
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  Speaker 1: and agreed that every wife gets their equal portion. What
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  Speaker 1: she even said, like one or two episodes ago, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what you do with your budget, like, do
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck you wanna do. I'm just concerned with
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  Speaker 1: what I'm doing in my house. So why is she
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  Speaker 1: upset unless is may asking the family to contribute more
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  Speaker 1: toward the wet bar she might be, and toward that
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  Speaker 1: fifth bedroom she might be.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean, she just said last episode or was
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  Speaker 2: it the end of season four where she's like, I've
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  Speaker 2: got expensive taste. I'm grying I've.
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  Speaker 1: Got expensive taste.
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  Speaker 2: They like nice things because I take care of my
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  Speaker 2: things and they last for years because you kids.
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  Speaker 1: Have kids running all over your things like the rest
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  Speaker 1: of these mothers, and that's why their things don't last.
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  Speaker 1: So my feeling is she must be asking for a
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  Speaker 1: bit more in order to get her fucking wet bar,
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  Speaker 1: which is so fun. Now we know that behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 1: Mary probably wants this wet bar because they are into
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  Speaker 1: MLM marketing, and so maybe they host people over to
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  Speaker 1: their house and they pitch them. And I've been unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: involved in some of those pitches and it's a real bummer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But so she's envisioning herself behind this beautiful granite wet
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  Speaker 1: bar pitching somebody towards their MLM market scheme.
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  Speaker 2: Cringe.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't need a wet bar for that. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I have a McMansion of my own, and I had
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  Speaker 1: a wet bar, and I also had an island and
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  Speaker 1: it's redundant. Yeah, and you're a Mormon, and like you
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  Speaker 1: said earlier, you don't drink no, So what are you
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  Speaker 1: serving from your wet bar that you can't serve from
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  Speaker 1: your island exactly? And by the way, esthetically speaking, it's ugly.
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  Speaker 1: That wet bar is basic af it's ugly as furthermore,
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  Speaker 1: get yourself into the house with four bedrooms and then
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  Speaker 1: install your own wet bar. No, for real, you can
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  Speaker 1: put something really nice in there. If you really need
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  Speaker 1: that for yourself, you don't need that to be in
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  Speaker 1: the blueprints. I don't understand why she's fixating on this horseshit.
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  Speaker 2: Because she wants the bigger house. That's the thing. Like
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  Speaker 2: we talked about it. I think a little bit last
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  Speaker 2: episode that these are all based on like the builder's plans,
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  Speaker 2: Like they're not gonna build four separate ultra customized homes
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  Speaker 2: like they have these set plans. I think Mary's picking
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  Speaker 2: the bigger house of the plans because she wants a big, nice,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful house, because she's like Cody in that way, like
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  Speaker 2: she wants this image. She wants to look like she's
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  Speaker 2: got all these nice things. It's like why Cody gets
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  Speaker 2: the fucking stupid lexus from his MLM bullshit gold. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, that's convertible and it's amazing. Like they're so
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  Speaker 2: self centered, whereas like Janelle and maybe Christine, like they
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  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck, like, just give me a house
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  Speaker 2: that has enough space for all of my kids. But
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  Speaker 2: the fact that Janelle feels the need to take away
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  Speaker 2: from her house to accommodate Mary and all of this
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  Speaker 2: space that she literally doesn't need is wild to me.
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  Speaker 2: And then we see it even in season eighteen where
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  Speaker 2: Robin's got this fucking mc mansion and Janelle's having to
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: live in an RV on the property, or rent a
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: house or just fight to have a casita just so
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  Speaker 2: she has something. It's just it's messed up.
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  Speaker 1: To me, it's very messed up. And I'm just wondering
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  Speaker 1: how Mary in this moment has the audacity to try
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  Speaker 1: to pull the wool over everybody's eyes, because when they're
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  Speaker 1: on the couch, she's framing it like I I have
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  Speaker 1: no choice, Like the only way I can get my
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  Speaker 1: hobby room in my pantry and my whipper is if
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  Speaker 1: we get this fifth bedroom. And so that's what I
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: have to do. Like what am I supposed to do?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I can't compromise.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: How about not get the fifth bedroom, wait a year
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: or two like the rest of humanity, and install it
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: yourself at your own expense. I pay for that shit
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: yourself now. So I don't know the question is being raised,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: like do the other wives have to take from their
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: budget or the family budget in order to subsidize Mary
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: or is Janelle just pissed and stank faced about the
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: fact that she doesn't get to have a whip bar.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: She doesn't get to have all of these options. She
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't even get to have a dining room. But here's
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Mary like, oh my god, I want this and I
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: want that, and I can have this and I can
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: have that. And is that the foundation of the entire problem,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Because if that's the problem, honestly, and I hate to
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: say it, everybody but Janelle, you got to get over
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: that shit, because you all agreed as a family that
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: everybody gets an equal share and Mary can do what
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the fuck she wants with her equal share. But if
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Mary's asking for more and say I cannot help it,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I need to entertain and if that's coming from the
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: family fund, well then yeah, that's a problem.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I think it is coming from the family fund, and
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: it's coming from Janelle's fund, so that she's getting bitter,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: That's what I think. And maybe Janelle's the only one
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: that actually thinks about saving money or like cutting corners,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: so they have a little bit of extra money. Meanwhile
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: everybody else is just taking the full amount of their
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: share and just spending it all and maybe adding on
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: a little bit extra, and that's fucked up. Like these
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: adults are so irresponsible and they should as a family,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: like as a joint family, they should only take what
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: they need and then save the rest. But they're not
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: gonna do that because they're dumb. So it's just I
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: don't know. I think Mary's selfish, as.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I think she's very selfish. I think she knows she's
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: being selfish, which is why she's victim crying on the
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: couch about having eight children that she can't actually have,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: and how she's making it about the amount of children
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: versus the amount of resources that she's actually taking. And
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I can see why Janelle would be like, just get
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: a smaller house, Like it's the same builder. Just get
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the building plans for the smallest house because that's literally
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: all you need, and maybe there'll be a little bit
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: extra so I can have a fucking dining room. Yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: or maybe I can get that fifth or that sixth
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: bedroom because I have nine thousand children, Like why don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: you think about everybody else? Why are you always just
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: thinking about yourself? That's the thing which Mary knows that
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: about herself, yep, but she can't admit it because she's
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: proud af Yep. She wants a what a wet.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Bar to entertain nobody because nobody's gonna come over to
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: your house, not even Cody.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yike, yikes.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And then we have Logan's graduation, So it starts off
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: with everybody being chaotic and disorganized as usual as fuck.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: The Browns can never get anything together. Nobody can be
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: an adult in this family. Cody texts Janelle and tells her, no,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: but he knows what we're doing. Can you give us
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: some details about I don't know the location of the graduation,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: what time we got to be there, how long it's
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be there. I guess according to Cody, Janelle's not
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: giving those details out. Do we believe that?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily? I mean the way Janelle describes it as
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: like we've had these conversations. I've kind of told everybody
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: what it's about. I just assumed everybody knew, but no problem,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: here's where you have to be and here's what time.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like Cody roder and said this is
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: all your fault, like we're so fucking disorganized. No, the
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: reality is you're always disorganized. Every time you go anywhere,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: whether it's on vacation or whether you're relocating, you are
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: getting flats every ten miles. You guys, can't leave on time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: You guys are a mess, and that's just the way
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: All the time. So all of the adults besides Robin
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: are going to the stadium and they're getting there on
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: time for Logan's graduation. Robin apparently planned to arrive late
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: because she didn't want to sit there for hours and
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: hours with King Solomon on her lap crying because he's
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: a baby. He's a wheeze goat. Yes, so she planned
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: to be late. Didn't tell everybody else that she planned
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: to be late because Christine didn't know. Christine at the
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: graduations kind of mad at Robin because this is a
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: very important day, the eldest child's graduation.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: She even says it. On the couch. She calls Robin out,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: which I thought was a thing of beauty. She's like, oh,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that you made a plan not to
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: be there on time. And it was really shocking to
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: me because this is a very important day, our little
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Logan is graduating. And Robin just sits there on the
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: couch with her mouth open, like, how dare you bitch
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: call me out in front of everybody. Now here's the
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: thing I one hundred percent understand Robin not wanting to
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: take King Solomon, Who's I think, I don't know, six
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: or seven months old at this point, Sure, for four
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: hours to some hot ass stadium with ten thousand people
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: in attendance and have to wrangle her child. I get it,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: she wants to leave a little later but get there
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: in time. But what I do recall from my time
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: spent on Reddit, like I've seen this situation come up
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: before and having like people discuss it, Like a lot
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: of people think that Robin did this on purpose, that
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: she showed up late on purpose, and that she kind
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: of made a spectacle a scene on purpose, not necessarily,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: that she missed the graduation on purpose, but that she
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to be late to draw attention to herself. I
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: don't know if I buy that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I think she wanted to be late because she didn't
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: want to spend time with everybody there for four hours.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, because graduations are long. Yeah, they're so arduous,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: they're so boring. Yeah, they suck, they're so terrible. So
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I get like not wanting to be there with the baby.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: But just last episode, we met your sister Tara Lee,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: who's been babysitting your kids for you. You're right, So
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why you couldn't have had her babysit. Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: solomn are the rest of.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Your children are Brianna and a rubber rubber' and day?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Like, where are they at? They're not there.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I saw them.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think they were there or was it just
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: the older kids they're at home? I think so, I'm like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: you have babysitters. I'm sure a lot of the other
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: kids also stayed home because I think some of the
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: older kids showed up, Like Maddie was there. I think
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Leona Hunter Hunter was there. So, like, I'm sure there
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: could have been other people that could have watched the kids.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Truly wasn't there So truly was being watched by somebody
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know who. So the whole excuse that it's
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: for the kid, that's stupid. We'll get that out of
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: the way. I think she didn't.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Actually, it's very reasonable. Well, if you have babysitters, true, yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: but you do have babysitters, that's true. Like if you
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: didn't have childcare, If you didn't have child care, you
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: would not want to spend four hours in a stadium.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I get that. For sure, but you and I had forgotten.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You're absolutely right about Tara. Lease. She's living with Rob
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: and she could be taking care of the baby and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: all of the kids, So like, what is the problem.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But the way Robin raims it when she's talking about
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: it is she's like, I purposefully chose to hang back,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you know, and and arrive a little later. But then
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Mary called me all frantic because she forgot her camera
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and she asked me to get my camera and hurry
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: up down to the stadium, as if that somehow through
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: a wrench in her plans. And so it screwed her
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: up because it's your camera, it's in your home. Why
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: is that like a hard thing to do? But according
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to Robin, she gets in her car, she gets in
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: her hooptie, she gets Solomon in his baby seat, and yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: she heads on over to the stadium. But she gets lost.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm looking with my own eyes on
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the TV at the size of that stadium, and I'm
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: just wondering, like, how are you getting lost and not
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: seeing it with your eyes, Like, don't get it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there are signs. I'm sure there's people directing
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: you where to go. Yeah, like my college graduation was
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: in the middle of downtown Fort Worth. It was super confusing.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It was in a big, old stadium, but there was signs,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: there were people directing people. Yeah, so like, I don't know.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Whatever, she gets got lost.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: But the whole camera thing doesn't make sense either, because
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Mary was recording on a camera before Robin got there,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: recording Logan's name being called, So she had a camera.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So so Robin's making excuses because she left later than
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: she should have. Then maybe she got lost and she
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: didn't plan to like try to find the place, and
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: she didn't know where she was going, and or what
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: some people think is like she deliberately showed up fifteen
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: minutes late to cause a spectacle. So everybody turns as
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: she's walking down the stairs, everyone seated except for Robin.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Queen Robin coming down the stairs with her baby. Yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: mad as hell. Oh so she's not happy. That jaw
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: of hers, it's already a strong jaw, very hard. This
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: jaw is tight, it is hard. She's pissed off, and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: then she brings that fucking energy to everybody who's already discombobulated. Yep,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: she brings that energy to everybod buddy, and Cody even says, yeah,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: it was like a wet blanket over everybody because Robin
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: was so unhappy that she missed Logan graduating, and of
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: course she goes into immediate victim mode, like I love
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: him so much, okay, and I wanted to see him
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: walk across the stage.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Whatever, but I missed it. It's so dumb to me too,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: because they show up like she wanted to show up
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: late for his name calling. But I'm like, his last
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: name is literally brown.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: It's at the top of the seat.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Literally at the top, so like it would have been
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: called right away to begin with. But whatever, these people
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: are stupid and like Cody even almost miss Logan's graduation
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: because he's running around with his hair flying looking.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: For trying to find her and guide her to her seat.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: And even when like he gets back to their spots
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: and everything after Robin's like pulled up in the parking lot,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: like Jane gets distracted and missus Logan's name being called
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: and she gets emotional by it, and I actually felt
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: bad for her. She cries, she cries, and I feel
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: like that's a total valid reaction because this is your
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: eldest kid, This is the first graduation out of all
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: of them. Yeah, and you miss his name being called.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: She's the only one that misses it too, besides Robin.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Another thing that I noticed was when they were
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: at Janelle's house, all disorganized, trying to get everybody out
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: the door. Hunter was doing his hair, She's having a
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: conversation with Janelle's having a conversation with either Logan or Maddie,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and they're asking where dad is, and she's like and
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: they're like, at Robin's and she's like, yeah, Robin's. So
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: notice that Cody's at Robin's house on the eve of
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Logan's graduation, So he's not even with Janelle and Janelle's
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: whole family, all of his kids, with Logan helping that
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: morning getting everybody together, getting everybody out the door. He's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: sending Janelle a text instead getting up her ass because
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: nobody knows what the fuck they're supposed to be doing.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: But he's at Robin's house.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: And thus the cycle, I mean, it's probably been in
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: effect this entire time since Vegas, but thus begins the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: cycle of Cody conspicuously being with Robin.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Wow. I didn't even notice that. Good catch.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really fucked up. Wouldn't I mean, if this
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: were all like healthy and they were all on the
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: same page, Like, wouldn't you as the dad, want to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: be in the same house with the child that's graduating,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: like helping him get ready and helping him get out
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the door.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense. No, And he's not even
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: comforting Janelle at during the graduation when she's crying because
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: she missed his name, Like he literally doesn't give a
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: shit and doesn't even look at her. So it's just
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: it's just showing how like he doesn't care about anybody
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: but Robin and her break Dancing pussy and King Solomon.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: And that sucks because your eldest child's graduating and you're
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: more worried about Robin being late because she's dumb and
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: chose to be late. M hmm. She chose to late,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: that's it. It just sucks.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: She either did it because she's dumb and she didn't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: plan ahead, which is probably what happened, or she did
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: it because she wanted all eyes on her, which also
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: is possible because she's a malignant narcissist.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I think she probably didn't plan to be fifteen minutes laugh.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: She probably didn't plan to get lost.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What do y'all think?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know in the comments, ye, what your
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: theories are. But yeah, that was all messed up. Everybody's
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: upset because they were so disorganized. I'm like, get it together.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, how many years have we had children? Logan's
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: eighteen at this point. You all have been doing this
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: for eighteen years with your multiple kids going on vacations
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: because they were just on vacation before he graduates, right,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: so they're just back from a week long vacation. You
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: guys have moved around. You guys know the deal. Yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you know what it takes to caravan this entire family
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: from point A to point be, Like, why haven't you
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: figured out a system or a protocol before now, before
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a very important date and event to get your shit together?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: All these adults and no one's responsible, literally nobody besides
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Janelle who's working to provide for this whole family by
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: now in Vegas. Like, that's so messed up to be
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: that'd be so frustrated.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: And she probably did mention it to Robin, which I
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: think she says I mentioned it to like some of
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: the moms, like they should know too, But like she
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: probably mentioned it to people and just hope that people
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: would be self starters, write it in their fucking day planner. Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: and know where they needed to be. But no, I
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: got a handhold. I got to make sure everybody is
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: doing what they're supposed to be doing. I would be
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: exhausted too. Just last episode, Janelle's like, what would happen
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: if I just left? I mean really, what would happen
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to this fucking family?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I just I just bounced, see and this whole thing
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go uncensored.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, we are back from uncensored. By the way, if
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: you want to hear our uncensored bits, you have to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: be a patron on Patreon, Patreo dogops last Reality TV cringe.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: But yeah, like, come on, adults, it get it together.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Incumbent upon you to figure out how to organize your
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: goddamn selves, even just your pod Janelle, your six kids,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Christing your five kids, Robin your four kids, like, figure
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: out how to get to places on time. Because we
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: see in the preview for next week when they go
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: to hang out with the Dodgers Darkers, whoever they are,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the guy actually says, the only thing that's gonna piss
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: me off Brown's Brown Family is if you say we're
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: gonna leave it eight, but we end up leaving it ten. Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: So he puts them on notice immediately, which tells us
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: and we already knew that this is a pattern of behavior,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: that this is the kind of shit that they don't
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: just do with themselves, but they visit their horseshit on
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: other people to get it together.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: It's so disrespectful and so lame and so immature. Like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you guys are in.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Your forties, you're of a big age, get it together.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Be an adult. I'd be like, bye, I'll see you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: when I see you, and I don't care. I am
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: detaching for real.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: And then after the whole graduation fiasco, then we have
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Mary visiting her sister Elaine talking about her infertility issues again.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Because Elaine has also struggled with infertility, but she just
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: had her own baby, so Mary's there to kind of
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: have the conspicuous on camera conversation because we for some
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: reason need to continue to talk about Wait, get the
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: paddles clear. We need to talk about Mary at the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: ripe old age of I don't know, forty forty one,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: forty three having another baby with Cody, when we all
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: know now that Cody didn't want to have this child. Well, Cody,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: as he claims it in twenty twenty four, never loved
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Mary or any of his otherwise, so he doesn't want
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: to have this kid. But he still persists in having
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: this conversation on the couch with Mary about whether she's
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: gonna say yes to IVF. And I don't understand, like,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: help me to understand why Mary has to cry here,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: why she has to talk about I'm just so confused.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: One day I want to have another baby, and then
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the next day I don't know. And I'm just so confused.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: And Cody says on the couch, you know, I get that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: It's a big decision, and Mary's like, I don't think
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you get it and cries. I'm like, shut the fuck up,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck up lady, for real, goddamn decision and stop torturing
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: me with your.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Bullshit once again. Be an adult and put your big
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: girl panties on and make the hard decision.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: It's like you're a senior citizen. The answer is no.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: The answer is no.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I was just thinking, is she like in perimenopause?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Is she in menopause right now? Like you could maybe
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: like contributing to like her emotions with it, like the
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: back and forth of it all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It feels to me performative, like she's
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: got to put herself in this victim position, like she
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: likes to be in a victim position, Like I just
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: people are judging me. Don't want the emotions of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you know.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Now she's on the couch talking about her infertility, and
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I think she knows right in this moment she doesn't
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: want another children, another child.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Then just fucking admit it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: No, she wants to stretch it out because she's going
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: to be the center of attention, and she also gets
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Cody paying attention to her, continuing to ask this question. Well,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: guess what, Cody is gonna not give a shit. No,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: he doesn't care, and I'm gonna stop asking.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I think this goes on until like
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: season seven or eight, because I think she referenced it
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: in season eighteen where they had like another like conversation
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: about it, and that was when she officially tells Cody
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: at like fucking forty five forty six, Yeah, now I
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: don't want to have a kid. Yeah, think duh, Like yeah, thing,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: it's so dumb, like and like I've been saying, like
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I understand it's a difficult decision to make initially, like
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: in season one, season two, Mary, I get it, okay,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Like I understand the indecision. We're in season five now.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Right, what are we doing? And I'm literally tired of it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: The first season you went to Mexico on your anniversary
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: and we don't have this conversation, my friend, Like, I'm
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: tired of it. It's it's not interesting to me at all.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: But that's the that's the novelty of Sister Wives. It's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: really not a very interesting Like the surface, it's not
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a very interesting program. Who cares honestly about teacher parent
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: teacher conferences? I don't care, But like it's the stuff
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: beneath the layers that we were all so intuitive about
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: with our monocles. Yeah, sussing out the entire time. But
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I'm over Mary yep, and I want her to shut up.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: And the wet bar is bothering me. It's an ugly
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: ass fucking wet bar, basic as fuck ugly, and shut
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: up about it already, but unfortu shut up the entire
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: season and maybe next season she's gonna be talking about it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I think in this season we get
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: into more of My Sister Wives closet too, So we're
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: gonna have a double whammy of Mary and then Robin
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: with the whole My Sister Wives Closets gonna be so good.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: We eaten good in the dump Star so good, getting
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: so great. So there was the preview with the Dargers
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: or Darkers. I'm sorry if I'm mispronouncing that this is
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: a dude who's married to twin sisters, which is not
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a fetish at all. Yeah, that's not something you get
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: unborn at all. Oh yeah, Like, why would you even
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: think that? That's dirty? Dirty of you to think. And
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: they talk about their holy polygamous marriage, and I think
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the conversation about how they share a kitchen is going
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to happen, and then Cody makes a statement in which
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: he says that I have two wives who consider it
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: literal abuse to share a kitchen. And then we end
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the preview with them on the couch, with Mary crying again,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Jesus fuck crying again, saying I know Janelle feels like
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I abused her.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I can see it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I want to know more.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I can see it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: What is the context, I feel like Mary's a bully.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I think Mary was a bully, especially in those early years.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: And so maybe they're going to talk about some of this. Please,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: because again I haven't watched these seasons, so I'm excited
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: to learn more. Tell me more about how you abused Jenda.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I want to hear all about it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: All good stuff, Oh so good?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Is there any anything else that we need to say
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on out
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• 36:06
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• 36:13
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• 36:18
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• 36:28
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