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- 0:09Speaker 1: Wait, what is this? What is he doing with the pirachis?
- 0:12Speaker 2: Are you crazy? What is he doing with the pirachis?
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- 0:31Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host,
- 0:36Speaker 1: Adam Todd Brown. Joining me as guest co-host this week,
- 0:39Speaker 1: hailing from the mostly great state of Michigan, John Lewis
- 0:43Speaker 1: is here. How's it going, man?
- 0:45Speaker 2: All right. What up, though? Conspiracy The Show. Keep your
- 0:47Speaker 2: third eye open.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Always. Standard policy around here. We are continuing our 50
- 0:54Speaker 1: States of Conspiracy series. Again, with the great state of Michigan. John,
- 1:00Speaker 1: how excited are you for America's 250th birthday? You just
- 1:03Speaker 1: celebrating all year?
- 1:05Speaker 2: I guess. I feel like if we get enough people,
- 1:07Speaker 2: we could trade out 4th of July for Juneteenth and
- 1:10Speaker 2: just make that a big thing.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Or if nothing else, why not both? We do
- 1:15Speaker 1: Christmas and Thanksgiving so close together. We could just have
- 1:20Speaker 1: two fucking backyard cookout holidays like a month apart. That
- 1:25Speaker 1: would be great.
- 1:26Speaker 2: We need a parade or something.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it needs to be a bigger deal. You would
- 1:29Speaker 1: have to be a stone cold racist for someone to
- 1:33Speaker 1: slide a potential extra day off for everybody across the table.
- 1:38Speaker 1: And you're like, no, no. Like that's Arizona not celebrating
- 1:42Speaker 1: Martin Luther King's birthday shit right there.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I was trying to remember what state that was.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Didn't they threaten to like take away some the Super
- 1:50Speaker 2: Bowl or something like that? It was something one of
- 1:52Speaker 2: the some corporation was like, well, we're just going to
- 1:54Speaker 2: take it away. It was like, all right, we're cool.
- 1:55Speaker 2: We're cool.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Public Enemy has a fantastic song about it. Oh,
- 2:00Speaker 1: by the time I get to Arizona.
- 2:02Speaker 2: And white allies, I'm still waiting for you all to
- 2:04Speaker 2: talk to the emoji people. We still can't even get
- 2:06Speaker 2: a red, black, green flag either. Or we'll take the
- 2:08Speaker 2: pan-African flag or the lesser known African-American flag. We can't
- 2:12Speaker 2: get in. We still ain't got our own emoji. Come on.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Oh, no lie. I feel like we have a solution here.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Alex Schmidt actually.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Schmitty the Clown.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Yeah, he actually got a new emoji approved. There was
- 2:28Speaker 1: not a bison emoji, and he somehow went through the
- 2:33Speaker 1: fucking emoji approval process and got a bison emoji approved.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Let's find out how he did it and make you
- 2:41Speaker 1: a fucking black icon by getting the red, black, and
- 2:45Speaker 1: green flag turned into an emoji.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Yeah, for now, the closest thing we got is the
- 2:50Speaker 2: checkered flag emoji, which... Uh, it's the, it's the victory lap.
- 2:54Speaker 2: So like people, when people think of that, it's, it's
- 2:56Speaker 2: Nipsey Hussle. Like that's the closest thing. Like the people,
- 2:58Speaker 2: like folks that I want to put the American flag
- 3:00Speaker 2: emoji and they think you see a lot of people
- 3:02Speaker 2: with the, uh, Nipsey Hussle. And that's like literally the
- 3:05Speaker 2: closest thing we have to a black emoji flag.
- 3:08Speaker 1: That feels like insider knowledge. I did not have before.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Now I know what the checkered flag would mean. So yeah,
- 3:14Speaker 1: we'll work on that. We're going to make it happen
- 3:16Speaker 1: till then. We're talking about Michigan, uh, related conspiracies. Had
- 3:21Speaker 1: you heard of most of the stuff we're talking about
- 3:23Speaker 1: today or was it all kind of new?
- 3:25Speaker 2: Some of them, the Kwame Kilpatrick one I knew about,
- 3:28Speaker 2: Kwame Kilpatrick one. And outside of that seat, Detroit and
- 3:32Speaker 2: the big cities, we don't really acknowledge the rest of Michigan.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Sure.
- 3:36Speaker 2: People go up north or white folks, they like to
- 3:39Speaker 2: go up north to hunt. But like for tourist stuff,
- 3:42Speaker 2: you have Traverse City. I've never been there. But that's
- 3:45Speaker 2: up north. And what's the place with the fudge? Some
- 3:48Speaker 2: other place that people vacation at. But if you want
- 3:50Speaker 2: to go do something in Detroit, you can drive 10
- 3:54Speaker 2: minutes to Windsor, Ohio, or you really just take a
- 3:57Speaker 2: short little drive to Chicago.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Yeah. Like most places in the Midwest, outside of a
- 4:03Speaker 2: couple of small areas, it ain't really too open to
- 4:05Speaker 2: black folks. We ain't really trying to travel up north.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Is that a thing where you from? Like when white
- 4:09Speaker 2: folks say they just say we're going up north or
- 4:12Speaker 2: is that just a Michigan thing?
- 4:13Speaker 1: I think it probably varies from state to state, but
- 4:17Speaker 1: you didn't really get that in Illinois. Illinois is different
- 4:22Speaker 1: in that even the small towns tend to not just
- 4:26Speaker 1: be all white. Like in Illinois, you got Rockford, Beloit,
- 4:31Speaker 1: the Quad Cities. Illinois is part of the Quad Cities,
- 4:34Speaker 1: which is also like Davenport, Iowa. All of those places
- 4:37Speaker 1: you would think, well, it's in Iowa. It's a small
- 4:40Speaker 1: town that must just be all fucking hicks and rednecks. No,
- 4:43Speaker 1: you can get shot in Davenport, Iowa, for sure. It's
- 4:47Speaker 1: the Midwest, but it is mostly like what you're talking
- 4:50Speaker 1: about in the Midwest. I think people on the coasts
- 4:54Speaker 1: Think of the Midwest as all of the areas of
- 4:57Speaker 1: Michigan except Detroit or all of the areas of Minnesota
- 5:01Speaker 1: except Minneapolis. That's what people think of when they think
- 5:04Speaker 1: of the Midwest. And then they forget, well, Chicago's in
- 5:07Speaker 1: the Midwest. St. Louis is in the Midwest. Detroit.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Jackson's are from.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Yeah, Gary, Indiana, Indianapolis, Indiana. I mean, there are obviously
- 5:19Speaker 1: huge cities in the Midwest. And yeah, if you live
- 5:23Speaker 1: in one of those bigger cities, the smaller places around
- 5:26Speaker 1: don't hold much appeal in terms of visiting. You just
- 5:31Speaker 1: want to go to another big city.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Mackinac Island, that's the area I was thinking about. like
- 5:36Speaker 2: older people like like it's super expensive to buy a
- 5:39Speaker 2: house there but yeah like it's an area mission called
- 5:41Speaker 2: mackinac island you drive as far north as you can
- 5:44Speaker 2: then you actually got to catch like a ferry to
- 5:46Speaker 2: the little it's like an island uh like a little
- 5:49Speaker 2: touristy area i've never been there But I don't like
- 5:52Speaker 2: traveling much on Michigan. Plus, like Michigan, if you ever
- 5:55Speaker 2: look at a map, like 90 percent of the state
- 5:57Speaker 2: doesn't realize the UP is Michigan. Like that part of
- 6:00Speaker 2: it looks like a fish above the glove on the map.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Yeah. My only familiarity with the UP, I was in
- 6:08Speaker 1: my very early 20s flirting with a Hooters waitress and
- 6:12Speaker 1: she was like, oh, I'm from Michigan. And I was like, oh, shit,
- 6:16Speaker 1: me too. She was like, what part? I was like,
- 6:18Speaker 1: the UP. She was like, oh, me too. What part?
- 6:22Speaker 1: I'm just joking. I'm from Illinois. That's as much as
- 6:26Speaker 1: I know about the UP.
- 6:27Speaker 2: It's basically Canada. I don't even know if they have
- 6:30Speaker 2: real airports up there.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like American Canada, basically. So I guess
- 6:35Speaker 1: northern Michigan makes a pretty decent segue into the first
- 6:41Speaker 1: conspiracy that that we're going to talk about. We normally
- 6:44Speaker 1: start these off with the older, more historical and established
- 6:48Speaker 1: kind of stuff. So let's travel back in time a
- 6:53Speaker 1: little bit. John, have you ever heard of the Protocols
- 6:55Speaker 1: of the Elders of Zion?
- 6:56Speaker 2: Only from this podcast, but it also kind of sounds
- 6:59Speaker 2: like a knockoff Power Rangers spinoff from the 90s. Like
- 7:03Speaker 2: you have all them TV shows like the fake ass
- 7:06Speaker 2: Ninja Turtles with just way too many words. It sounds
- 7:08Speaker 2: like it could have been a Fox Kids show. TV show.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a wild ass title. And I've never
- 7:14Speaker 1: read the book because I'm not a fucking Nazi, but
- 7:19Speaker 1: it was published in 1903. Still circulates to this day.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Most widespread anti-Semitic publication of modern times. All the greatest
- 7:29Speaker 1: hits when it comes to Jews control the world. conspiracies.
- 7:33Speaker 1: It's been debunked time and time again, was already known
- 7:36Speaker 1: to be nonsense by the time Hitler and the Nazis
- 7:40Speaker 1: started using it to sell their bullshit. in Germany. And
- 7:44Speaker 1: the reason it is tied to the state of Michigan,
- 7:47Speaker 1: Henry Ford still gets fawned over for his business acumen
- 7:53Speaker 1: and for literally founding the American auto industry. But what
- 7:57Speaker 1: the truck commercials bring up way less is that he
- 8:00Speaker 1: was a vehement, hard carrying Nazi level anti-Semite. Does this
- 8:06Speaker 1: come up much in Michigan? Does Henry Ford at all
- 8:10Speaker 1: come up much.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Well, the Lions play at Ford Field. So, yeah, I mean,
- 8:16Speaker 2: Ford is still a big thing out here. It employs
- 8:19Speaker 2: a shit ton of people. But yeah, I mean, they
- 8:21Speaker 2: have name it like that's how long a money is.
- 8:24Speaker 2: They own the Lions and bought the name of rights
- 8:26Speaker 2: to their own stadium. I'm pretty sure that's the only
- 8:30Speaker 2: professional sports stadium that does that.
- 8:32Speaker 1: That sounds like borderline money laundering. Should you even be
- 8:35Speaker 1: allowed to buy the naming rights to your own stadium?
- 8:38Speaker 2: I don't know. But also, fun fact, they have the
- 8:40Speaker 2: naming rights to the Dallas Cowboys practice. Because I remember
- 8:44Speaker 2: watching Hard Knocks and... They practice at Ford practice stadium
- 8:48Speaker 2: or something like that. That's how long the Ford's money is.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. And yeah, I never thought about that.
- 8:54Speaker 1: The Detroit Lions do play in a stadium named after
- 8:57Speaker 1: a straight up fucking Nazi.
- 9:00Speaker 2: They're like, it's not that Ford. It's the grandson. Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Different Ford. Different Ford.
- 9:05Speaker 2: It's not Henry Ford for you.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Along with owning Ford Motor Company, he owned the Dearborn
- 9:12Speaker 1: Independent Newspaper. And he used that newspaper to spread all
- 9:16Speaker 1: sorts of wild and inflammatory claims about Jews and their
- 9:21Speaker 1: alleged domination over the whole entire world. He was like
- 9:25Speaker 1: the MAGA ideal, hated Jews, hated immigrants, presumably hated black people,
- 9:30Speaker 1: but also a for real pacifist who wanted the United
- 9:35Speaker 1: States to stay out of all international conflicts. So very
- 9:41Speaker 1: much the isolationist Trump pretended to be to get votes,
- 9:45Speaker 1: but that he is proving not to be. He very famously,
- 9:50Speaker 1: when World War I broke out, made a peace mission
- 9:54Speaker 1: to Europe to try and talk all of the warring
- 9:57Speaker 1: nations into standing down and committing to peace. And it
- 10:01Speaker 1: went really, really bad. It did not work at all.
- 10:05Speaker 1: People made fun of him for it. The media called
- 10:07Speaker 1: it the ship of fools. And he came back to
- 10:09Speaker 1: America and decided that was the Jews' fault. So he,
- 10:14Speaker 1: in 1920, started publishing this series called The American Jew
- 10:19Speaker 1: in the Dearborn Independent. And it was basically rewrites of
- 10:23Speaker 1: the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. It included stuff
- 10:27Speaker 1: like Jewish Control of the American Press, published September 11th, 1920,
- 10:32Speaker 1: and How Jews Degraded Baseball, published September 10th, 1921. I
- 10:38Speaker 1: bet that's not Protocols of Elders of Zion original.
- 10:41Speaker 2: He was just he was just a traditionalist. Jews with
- 10:45Speaker 2: a tricky pitching. What if his what if his daily
- 10:48Speaker 2: day was just like a cop, like a comic, like
- 10:51Speaker 2: how the Jews controlled the media, but it was actually
- 10:53Speaker 2: kind of funny. I mean, aside from anti-Semitism, he's a
- 10:56Speaker 2: pretty good writer.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's possible the Nazis have Lenny Riefenstahl.
- 11:01Speaker 1: She knew how to make a fucking good looking film
- 11:04Speaker 1: about the worst goddamn people of all time. Yeah. I wonder,
- 11:08Speaker 1: I'd be interested to read how Jews degraded baseball. Did
- 11:12Speaker 1: he live to see Jackie Robinson?
- 11:13Speaker 2: I wonder. This also seems like the type of thing
- 11:16Speaker 2: you would have heard about in a Wu-Tang album, like
- 11:18Speaker 2: the elders or the whatever it is. Zion. It sounded
- 11:20Speaker 2: like some Wu-Tang five percenter shit too.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Like the, intro to that gravel pit song
- 11:27Speaker 1: where it's just a guy talking about how a evil
- 11:30Speaker 1: black scientist created white people in a lab it's my
- 11:34Speaker 1: favorite shit you yacoub maker and creator of the devil
- 11:40Speaker 1: swine merchant.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Yacoub looks like a marvel character like the like somebody
- 11:47Speaker 2: the incredible hawk will bite will fight.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Yeah he should have a comic book that would be
- 11:50Speaker 1: fucking great i'm Bet there's a Yacoub comic book somewhere.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Creating white people is crazy.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Someone in a bow tie will sell you a fucking
- 11:59Speaker 1: Yacoub comic book. You find the right street corner, I'm sure.
- 12:03Speaker 1: So he suspended the American Jew series in 1922 for
- 12:09Speaker 1: reasons still unknown, but kept pushing anti-Semitic content. Was eventually
- 12:13Speaker 1: hit with a libel lawsuit after his paper accused a
- 12:16Speaker 1: California farmer named Aaron Shapiro of being, quote, part of
- 12:20Speaker 1: a larger Jewish conspiracy to control American farmers. End quote.
- 12:25Speaker 1: The lawsuit ended in a mistrial, but it spooked him
- 12:28Speaker 1: enough that he quietly agreed to settle out of court,
- 12:32Speaker 1: had an apology drafted by Lewis Marshall, an attorney and
- 12:35Speaker 1: leading voice for Jewish and minority rights in the U.S.,
- 12:38Speaker 1: and had that apology published in several newspapers across the
- 12:42Speaker 1: United States, except the Dearborn Independent, which just published an
- 12:46Speaker 1: article saying he had nothing to do with anti-Semitism. And
- 12:49Speaker 1: it was all the work of the person who wrote it. Sure.
- 12:52Speaker 2: I don't know how closely this is related, but Dearborn
- 12:55Speaker 2: is famously the largest concentration of Middle Eastern and Muslims
- 13:00Speaker 2: outside the Middle East.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 13:02Speaker 2: So I don't know. Maybe he sent out a smoke
- 13:04Speaker 2: signal like, come out here. I don't know. I think
- 13:07Speaker 2: we don't talk about this stuff because Henry Ford being
- 13:10Speaker 2: anti-Semitic was kind of like being racist in the 1920s.
- 13:13Speaker 2: It's just expected. So people are like, hey, that's what
- 13:16Speaker 2: it was back then.
- 13:17Speaker 1: That's the thing. It now makes him sound like some
- 13:20Speaker 1: kind of outlier. But there was an American Nazi party
- 13:23Speaker 1: by the time World War Two happened. There's that really
- 13:26Speaker 1: famous rally they held at Madison Square Garden that was
- 13:29Speaker 1: fucking packed. I don't think Trump could pack Madison Square
- 13:32Speaker 1: Garden right now.
- 13:33Speaker 2: They probably sold to no Jews and no blacks signs
- 13:36Speaker 2: in like a two pack. Restaurants.
- 13:40Speaker 1: So this next one, the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. This
- 13:44Speaker 1: is another one that could be a whole entire series.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Is this the thing people even still talk about in Michigan?
- 13:51Speaker 2: Every five years, they'll go dig some shit up and
- 13:54Speaker 2: it'd be on the news. And I'm like, stop wasting
- 13:56Speaker 2: your time. The most believable conspiracy or not even the conspiracy.
- 14:00Speaker 2: The most believable version I've heard is that the mafia
- 14:05Speaker 2: incinerated his body so they can never find it.
- 14:07Speaker 1: I don't know why if you're in that business where
- 14:11Speaker 1: you're needing to kill a lot of people, why don't
- 14:13Speaker 1: you just have an incinerator? That feels like standard operating procedure.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Like you buy your weapons or your drugs that you're
- 14:21Speaker 1: going to sell. You get your fucking henchmen in place
- 14:25Speaker 1: and you buy a fucking machine to dispose of bodies.
- 14:28Speaker 2: I mean, it probably is a lot of work, though. Like, yeah,
- 14:32Speaker 2: it probably takes a long time. Sometimes it's just easier
- 14:35Speaker 2: to bury a guy 90 miles away. But yeah, they're
- 14:38Speaker 2: never going to find his body. I'm pretty sure it
- 14:39Speaker 2: got incinerated. Like somebody that had that much heat on him,
- 14:42Speaker 2: like we've seen in Goodfellas, they went and dug up
- 14:44Speaker 2: a body that they buried nine months ago to move it.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Yeah, there are so many theories about what happened to
- 14:50Speaker 1: this dude. For people who are unfamiliar, he was the
- 14:53Speaker 1: president of the Teamsters Union. from 1957 to 1971. So
- 14:58Speaker 1: you know he was heavily mob-connected. He was convicted of
- 15:02Speaker 1: jury tampering, attempted bribery, and conspiracy, hey, in 1964, and
- 15:08Speaker 1: went to prison on a 13-year sentence in 1967. But
- 15:11Speaker 1: he was released in 71 because he was rich and white,
- 15:15Speaker 1: and he got a commutation agreement from Richard Nixon. But
- 15:19Speaker 1: he did have to resign as president of the Teamsters.
- 15:22Speaker 1: was barred from union activities until 1980, but he wanted
- 15:26Speaker 1: to retake leadership of the Teamsters. And apparently his mafia
- 15:30Speaker 1: friends were very, very opposed to this. One mobster he
- 15:35Speaker 1: asked for help in getting his old job back, Anthony Provenzano,
- 15:39Speaker 1: was so opposed to the idea that he threatened to
- 15:41Speaker 1: pull out his guts or kill his grandchildren. Do you
- 15:45Speaker 1: think it was like a choice? Like, which would you prefer?
- 15:48Speaker 1: Or was it just like whatever opportunity presented itself first?
- 15:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, man. That's a lot of work
- 15:55Speaker 2: for a mobster to pull out someone's guts.
- 15:58Speaker 1: And if it is a choice... Which choice are you taking?
- 16:02Speaker 1: Are you going to pull my guts out or kill
- 16:04Speaker 1: the grandchildren?
- 16:06Speaker 2: Maybe I would imagine they'll shoot you first. Maybe that
- 16:08Speaker 2: maybe you go quick and then he do it because
- 16:10Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 16:11Speaker 1: Yeah. Is he going to pull the grandchildren's guts out
- 16:15Speaker 1: if I go grandchildren? Because then, yeah, I'm probably going
- 16:18Speaker 1: to go me. But like if he's just going to
- 16:20Speaker 1: hit him with like a shellfish toxin gun, I don't know.
- 16:22Speaker 1: You can make more grandchildren.
- 16:24Speaker 2: But it's true.
- 16:25Speaker 1: There's only one me. You know, who knows?
- 16:27Speaker 2: Did you ever see the Irishman at Garbage ass five
- 16:30Speaker 2: hour movie that went to Netflix.
- 16:32Speaker 1: No, I'm not made of free time. I didn't watch it.
- 16:35Speaker 2: It was way too long and not good enough. I
- 16:37Speaker 2: know like half of it took place in Michigan because
- 16:40Speaker 2: it's about Jimmy Hoffa. And it was in the news.
- 16:42Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, the restaurant that Jimmy Hoffa was last
- 16:45Speaker 2: seen that is still around. I don't even know what
- 16:47Speaker 2: restaurant that was. But yeah, that's somewhere in Inkster, maybe
- 16:50Speaker 2: I think. I can't remember. Oh, yeah.
- 16:52Speaker 1: They name in one of the sources we linked to,
- 16:55Speaker 1: they named the restaurant. I didn't put it in the notes, though.
- 16:58Speaker 1: But yeah, he was last seen July 30th, 1975. He
- 17:03Speaker 1: had a lunch meeting with Anthony Provenzano and another mobster,
- 17:08Speaker 1: Anthony Giacalone. And they had this meeting planned at a restaurant.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Meeting was supposed to be at 2, but Hoffa called
- 17:16Speaker 1: his wife from a payphone around 2.15, angry that They
- 17:20Speaker 1: had not shown up and he was stood up, made
- 17:23Speaker 1: another call to someone else making that same complaint later.
- 17:26Speaker 1: But exactly what time that call happened seems to be
- 17:29Speaker 1: in dispute. Either way, that's the last anyone heard from him.
- 17:33Speaker 1: No one knows where he is. My favorite theory about
- 17:36Speaker 1: where his body is, is that he's buried under the
- 17:38Speaker 1: Pontiac Silverdome.
- 17:39Speaker 2: I think they tore that shit down. I know nothing's
- 17:43Speaker 2: been there for years. I think they might have tore
- 17:45Speaker 2: it down a couple of years ago.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you might be right.
- 17:48Speaker 2: Because Pontiac is a fucking awful city. That's another one
- 17:52Speaker 2: of them small cities that's far enough from Detroit to
- 17:56Speaker 2: be annoying. Like, there's absolutely nothing. That's one of the
- 17:58Speaker 2: best things they did, move the Lions to the city.
- 18:01Speaker 1: They tried several different times to demolish the Pontiac Silverdome.
- 18:07Speaker 1: They tried on December 3rd, and it failed. Okay.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Maybe he is there, because that place might be haunted.
- 18:15Speaker 1: All right.
- 18:15Speaker 2: I might want to redo my incinerated theory there. He
- 18:18Speaker 2: might be there and just haunting it until somebody finds
- 18:21Speaker 2: his body.
- 18:21Speaker 1: December 4th, they managed a second successful implosion using a
- 18:27Speaker 1: larger amount of explosives. My favorite theory about what happened
- 18:31Speaker 1: to Jimmy Hoffa. This is one of the most underrated documentaries,
- 18:35Speaker 1: I think, of all time, along with the one that
- 18:38Speaker 1: clearly proves Jim Morrison from the doors is still alive.
- 18:42Speaker 1: He's in it. He's in the documentary. Me and Connor
- 18:45Speaker 1: covered it. Go back and listen to the episode, everybody.
- 18:47Speaker 1: But there is a documentary about this serial killer named
- 18:52Speaker 1: Edward Wayne Edwards, which right off the bat, what a
- 18:55Speaker 1: great name for a serial killer.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Yeah, like I know like 50 percent of names sound
- 19:00Speaker 2: weird if you say the first made it will last.
- 19:02Speaker 2: But that is a serial killer's name.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Absolutely. And this dude was a serial killer's serial killer. Like,
- 19:08Speaker 1: he was the serial killer serial killers want to be.
- 19:11Speaker 1: He's definitely been convicted of other crimes. He's dead now.
- 19:15Speaker 1: But his son, one, is convinced that Edward Wayne Edwards
- 19:19Speaker 1: was the Zodiac killer. The documentary, one of the reasons
- 19:23Speaker 1: I say it's one of the most underrated documentaries, this
- 19:26Speaker 1: kid has his dad's DNA. And the San Francisco PD...
- 19:30Speaker 1: has the Zodiac killer's DNA. And this documentary ends with
- 19:33Speaker 1: this kid reaching out to the San Francisco PD and
- 19:37Speaker 1: being like, hey, you want to run my dad's DNA
- 19:40Speaker 1: and see if maybe he's the Zodiac killer? And they
- 19:43Speaker 1: never respond. To this day, they have never compared this
- 19:47Speaker 1: DNA to see if this kid is right. So that's frustrating.
- 19:50Speaker 1: But he thinks his dad was the Zodiac Killer, the
- 19:53Speaker 1: Atlanta Child Murderer, He makes a really fucking strong case
- 19:57Speaker 1: for that, too. And he thinks his dad killed Jimmy Hoffa.
- 20:00Speaker 1: His reasoning for that, and he's apparently, all of this
- 20:03Speaker 1: is true, his dad and Jimmy Hoffa were cellmates in prison.
- 20:08Speaker 1: And Jimmy Hoffa gave Edward Wayne Edwards a job when
- 20:12Speaker 1: Edward Wayne Edwards got out of prison. So if nothing else,
- 20:16Speaker 1: Jimmy Hoffa had a confirmed fucking serial killer in his
- 20:21Speaker 1: inner circle when he disappeared. And according... to Edward Wayne
- 20:25Speaker 1: Edwards' kid, his dad was a killer of opportunity. And
- 20:30Speaker 1: if he saw an opportunity to kill someone and get
- 20:33Speaker 1: away with it, he would take it. And he would
- 20:35Speaker 1: have absolutely seen all of this tension with Jimmy Hoffa
- 20:39Speaker 1: and the mafia if he had known he was on
- 20:42Speaker 1: his way to this meeting. This kid is like, that
- 20:45Speaker 1: is absolutely a point where my dad would pull a
- 20:48Speaker 1: motherfucker aside and murder them and get away with it.
- 20:52Speaker 1: And I don't know. He makes a pretty fucking compelling case.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Random. But you notice some names you just don't run
- 20:58Speaker 2: into the wild. I've never ran into a Hoffa outside
- 21:01Speaker 2: of Jimmy Hoffa. I've never met a Hoffa in real life.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I have either because it's not
- 21:06Speaker 1: like I've never met a Hitler. But that makes sense.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Like before World War Two, there were a bunch of
- 21:11Speaker 1: Hitlers in the New York City phone book. And after
- 21:14Speaker 1: World War Two, there were not. People just changed their
- 21:17Speaker 1: name or fucking went private with that shit. But Hoffa,
- 21:20Speaker 1: you would think maybe he'd have some famous kids or something,
- 21:24Speaker 1: but there's none of that. Legacy just died with him.
- 21:27Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just one of so many theories about
- 21:29Speaker 1: what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Why do you think his is so famous? Like the
- 21:32Speaker 2: mafia killed a lot of people and they never found him.
- 21:36Speaker 2: He was over the team, sirs, but like that's not
- 21:38Speaker 2: that big of a job.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I think probably just because the body was never found.
- 21:44Speaker 1: I mean, they did such a good job killing this guy.
- 21:47Speaker 1: They deserve some historical credit. It's got to be that.
- 21:49Speaker 1: I mean, history loves a cold case.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of bodies of water, too. Shoot,
- 21:55Speaker 2: they could have smuggled them over to Canada.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many possibilities. So we won't dig into
- 22:01Speaker 1: this next one too deep because I did a series
- 22:04Speaker 1: of episodes about the death of Elvis and... I'm going
- 22:08Speaker 1: to repost those in celebration of this episode. One of
- 22:11Speaker 1: the theories about his death and the idea that he
- 22:16Speaker 1: maybe faked his death is that he actually took up
- 22:19Speaker 1: a new life in Kalamazoo, Michigan, which would... Like on
- 22:24Speaker 1: the surface seem very unlikely because what the fuck would
- 22:28Speaker 1: Elvis want to do with Kalamazoo, Michigan? But he is
- 22:32Speaker 1: known to at one point have stayed at Muhammad Ali's
- 22:37Speaker 1: estate in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Muhammad Ali had like a ranch there,
- 22:42Speaker 1: a famous boxing academy. He had really strong ties to Kalamazoo.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Now that part I didn't know. Yeah.
- 22:48Speaker 1: And because I don't think that's where he's from. Is
- 22:50Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali from?
- 22:51Speaker 2: No. He's from the South somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, he's from
- 22:55Speaker 2: the South somewhere. Pretty sure.
- 22:57Speaker 1: He is from... Yeah, I was right. Louisville. But yeah,
- 23:02Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali had really strong ties to Kalamazoo. And at
- 23:08Speaker 1: one point in his life when Elvis was looking to
- 23:11Speaker 1: avoid spotlight for a bit and just lay low, Muhammad
- 23:14Speaker 1: Ali offered his residence up to Elvis. And Elvis stayed
- 23:19Speaker 1: there for a while.
- 23:20Speaker 2: So.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali is tied to this theory. Also, Wayne Newton,
- 23:25Speaker 1: who I am convinced is a Fed, asked me about
- 23:28Speaker 1: it in private sometime.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I barely know who that is.
- 23:31Speaker 1: He's a Vegas legend now. I mean, you wouldn't know
- 23:37Speaker 1: any of his songs. Have you seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
- 23:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that movie.
- 23:41Speaker 1: There is a scene where Matthew Broderick lip syncs a
- 23:45Speaker 1: song called, Don't be ashamed, darling, don't be ashamed.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Oh. Oh, at the parade float?
- 23:52Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that was Elvis.
- 23:55Speaker 1: That is a Wayne Newton song. That is Wayne Newton's
- 23:58Speaker 1: most famous song. And he's been doing Vegas residencies since
- 24:03Speaker 1: people were abusing kids at Interlochen Arts Camp. He's a
- 24:07Speaker 1: fucking Vegas mainstay. And he did a show in Kalamazoo
- 24:13Speaker 1: at one point. And I talk about this on the episodes.
- 24:16Speaker 1: And he tells this story from the stage that kind
- 24:19Speaker 1: of implies that he had been hanging out with Elvis
- 24:22Speaker 1: earlier in the day. And there's other weird connections there.
- 24:26Speaker 1: between wayne newton and elvis but the kalamazoo theory actually
- 24:32Speaker 1: gets pretty deep into detail there's a woman who swears
- 24:36Speaker 1: to god she met elvis in kalamazoo and that he
- 24:40Speaker 1: was working as the maintenance guy at an apartment.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Building okay now that's just crazy Yeah, see.
- 24:46Speaker 1: That's the thing, too. I don't think Elvis would retire
- 24:50Speaker 1: to a life of that because my theory, if people
- 24:53Speaker 1: have never listened to the episodes, there is evidence that
- 24:57Speaker 1: Elvis was working with the FBI to bring down this
- 25:00Speaker 1: smuggling ring called the fraternity. They had stolen four hundred
- 25:03Speaker 1: thousand dollars and a fucking airplane. from Elvis and his dad.
- 25:07Speaker 1: And the day after Elvis died, five people from the
- 25:11Speaker 1: smuggling ring were indicted and all got sentenced to very
- 25:14Speaker 1: long prison terms. Elvis, I think, joined Witness Protection. Elvis,
- 25:19Speaker 1: if you look into his history, that motherfucker loved He
- 25:24Speaker 1: loved cops. He loved law enforcement. There would have been
- 25:28Speaker 1: no better way for him to have ended his career
- 25:31Speaker 1: than doing some cop shit. And I think that's what happened.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I think he hit a point in his career where
- 25:36Speaker 1: he was like, I'm good. I've had a good run.
- 25:38Speaker 1: These motherfuckers stole from me. The cops are going to
- 25:41Speaker 1: let me be a cop and then let me go
- 25:43Speaker 1: live my life in peace. And I think he did
- 25:45Speaker 1: that shit and fucked off to Argentina. But I'm not
- 25:48Speaker 1: the only one who thinks that. So listen to those episodes, everybody.
- 25:51Speaker 1: There's four of them. But let's talk about white boy Rick.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Now we're getting into this isn't even a conspiracy. This
- 25:57Speaker 1: is just some shit that happened. How many other white
- 26:02Speaker 1: boy Ricks do you think there were who just were
- 26:05Speaker 1: not white?
- 26:06Speaker 2: Well, the FX show Snowfall is pretty much about this story.
- 26:12Speaker 2: And it had to be tons. I mean, maybe not tons.
- 26:16Speaker 2: It had to be a few that were planted.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Who just didn't have the resources to get their
- 26:22Speaker 1: story out. Like, it makes sense why Rick Wershe Jr.,
- 26:28Speaker 1: which is white boy Rick's real name. He never called
- 26:30Speaker 1: himself white boy Rick. No one called him white boy Rick.
- 26:33Speaker 1: when he was working for the FBI that's just a
- 26:36Speaker 1: name the media gave him after his case became public
- 26:39Speaker 1: but yeah with this we're just moving into shit that
- 26:42Speaker 1: happened territory it's not conspiracy theory and I think this
- 26:46Speaker 1: is a great thing to bring up whenever someone mentions
- 26:49Speaker 1: the CIA selling crack in the United States and The
- 26:54Speaker 1: theory that that is still some sort of theory. Like
- 26:57Speaker 1: you said, there's a whole fucking FX series about it
- 27:00Speaker 1: that is based on actual events. And then you have this.
- 27:05Speaker 1: There's a movie about it. There's a documentary about it.
- 27:08Speaker 1: It's the FBI doing the same thing. If we know
- 27:11Speaker 1: the FBI was doing it, why would the CIA be
- 27:13Speaker 1: above it?
- 27:14Speaker 2: And so I know I went to go see that movie.
- 27:16Speaker 2: I don't know how it's possible, but it's one of
- 27:18Speaker 2: the most boring movies about drug and I've ever seen.
- 27:21Speaker 2: It was awful.
- 27:21Speaker 1: The white boy Rick movie?
- 27:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I hated it.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I barely remember it, which isn't a great sign
- 27:28Speaker 1: because I know I've seen it.
- 27:29Speaker 2: It's terrible. It's really hard to make a bad, an
- 27:32Speaker 2: unexcited movie about selling drugs in the 80s in Detroit.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Yeah. And involving the government too.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Right.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Yeah. That's interesting that they were able to fuck that up.
- 27:40Speaker 1: The documentary is really good. There's a documentary about it.
- 27:44Speaker 2: But as far as white boy Rick, people talk about
- 27:46Speaker 2: him but the feeling about white boy rick is like
- 27:49Speaker 2: oh oh well you sold drugs just like a bunch
- 27:52Speaker 2: of our cousins and shit and went to prison you
- 27:54Speaker 2: crying about it that's how most people from the city
- 27:57Speaker 2: feel like you might have got screwed but hey a
- 28:00Speaker 2: lot more or less famous people got fucked up and
- 28:03Speaker 2: went to prison.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why I asked how many other white
- 28:07Speaker 1: boy Ricks were there that just weren't young and white,
- 28:10Speaker 1: because that's what sets this kid apart. He's white, but
- 28:14Speaker 1: even then, I guarantee he wasn't the only fucking white
- 28:16Speaker 1: person selling drugs in Detroit in the 80s. But he
- 28:20Speaker 1: was also so young, youngest known informant in the history
- 28:24Speaker 1: of the FBI.
- 28:26Speaker 2: How young was he when he got caught or when
- 28:28Speaker 2: he became an informant?
- 28:29Speaker 1: He was 14 when he became an informant. And even
- 28:35Speaker 1: then saying he's an informant, that's a really clever way
- 28:38Speaker 1: of saying he sold crack for the FBI because they
- 28:42Speaker 1: recruited him as an informant first. And he was so
- 28:46Speaker 1: good at that that they were like, hey, why don't
- 28:48Speaker 1: you just sell drugs for us and inform on the
- 28:52Speaker 1: people you're selling drugs to? And he was so good
- 28:55Speaker 1: at that, that by the age of 16, he had
- 29:00Speaker 1: helped the FBI secure 20 convictions. And to thank him
- 29:05Speaker 1: for that, they fired him as an informant at the
- 29:09Speaker 1: age of 16. And then at the age of 17,
- 29:12Speaker 1: they arrested him for possession of cocaine. He was arrested
- 29:16Speaker 1: with more than eight pounds of cocaine and sentenced to
- 29:21Speaker 1: life in prison. So that's the FBI for you. They
- 29:25Speaker 1: show up, say, hey, you want to do this illegal thing?
- 29:28Speaker 1: They help you do it. And then at the end,
- 29:31Speaker 1: they arrest you for doing that illegal thing. Against all odds,
- 29:34Speaker 1: it's not the first time we'll talk about that may
- 29:36Speaker 1: be happening on this episode.
- 29:39Speaker 2: If I'm... correct, I think he has like a business
- 29:42Speaker 2: customizing cars or something. I could have sworn it said
- 29:46Speaker 2: white boy Rick or something like that. I was at
- 29:48Speaker 2: some car show and in the basement they had like
- 29:50Speaker 2: the customized cars. I thought I seen his name. I
- 29:53Speaker 2: don't know. I don't really keep up with his story
- 29:55Speaker 2: just because every couple of years he's on the news
- 29:57Speaker 2: about something. People like, okay, man, whatever. A lot of
- 30:01Speaker 2: people got done bad.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Mitten Customs ex-white boy Rick at Autorama. Yeah. Oh yeah,
- 30:07Speaker 1: he must be like the face.
- 30:10Speaker 2: It's the most trashy looking shit too. It looks like
- 30:12Speaker 2: some Pimp My Ride shit from 25 years ago.
- 30:15Speaker 1: He's wearing a hoodie. Put a suit on. You're a spokesperson, Rick.
- 30:19Speaker 1: So yeah, white boy Rick. He's out of prison now.
- 30:22Speaker 1: The law that got him sentenced to life in prison...
- 30:25Speaker 1: was eventually overturned. It was a law that said if
- 30:29Speaker 1: you were caught with, I think, more than like six
- 30:31Speaker 1: ounces of cocaine, it was a life sentence. But that
- 30:35Speaker 1: got overturned and he was released in 2020. And now
- 30:39Speaker 1: he's working with Mitten Customs to pimp your ride.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Right. These cars look so trashy.
- 30:47Speaker 1: He also sued the FBI, claiming he never would have
- 30:50Speaker 1: been a drug dealer if the FBI hadn't recruited him.
- 30:53Speaker 1: probably true and that what they did amounted to child
- 30:57Speaker 1: abuse i'd say that's also probably.
- 30:59Speaker 2: I'm guessing the fbi found themselves not guilty yeah.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Yeah i doubt that fucking case went anywhere but the
- 31:07Speaker 1: fbi doing that showing up saying hey sell these drugs
- 31:11Speaker 1: and then arresting him for selling those drugs kind of
- 31:14Speaker 1: reminds me of one of the allegations about the failed
- 31:18Speaker 1: kidnapping plot of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.
- 31:22Speaker 2: AKA Big Gretch.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I like Gretchen Whitmer. She seems like a good egg.
- 31:27Speaker 2: Eh, we don't like her so much anymore. She sold
- 31:30Speaker 2: out to the data center companies.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck that then.
- 31:34Speaker 2: That's gross. That, and she did some other shit that
- 31:36Speaker 2: people were mad out. But yeah, she basically sold out
- 31:39Speaker 2: to them. And it was something else. So people are
- 31:41Speaker 2: hoping she gets voted out soon. But she had a
- 31:44Speaker 2: good run. I'm like, you were the chosen one, Gretch.
- 31:48Speaker 1: This kidnapping plot, it never happened. Obviously, she was not kidnapped.
- 31:53Speaker 1: But the allegation here is one that you've heard about
- 31:58Speaker 1: the FBI time and time again. We just mentioned it.
- 32:01Speaker 1: What the people arrested for this are alleging is that
- 32:05Speaker 1: someone from the FBI infiltrated their group and showed up
- 32:10Speaker 1: one day and was like, hey, I have an idea.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Let's Helps them put this plot in motion, helps them
- 32:17Speaker 1: plan it. And then at the very last minute is like,
- 32:20Speaker 1: just joking. I'm the FBI. You're under arrest. And we
- 32:23Speaker 1: know they did this with a famous case. I believe
- 32:28Speaker 1: it was Buffalo, New York, where they arrested this terror cell.
- 32:32Speaker 1: And it was the same thing. The FBI showed up
- 32:34Speaker 1: one day and was like, hey, we should build a bomb.
- 32:37Speaker 1: And then they help these dudes build a bomb. And
- 32:40Speaker 1: then at the end of it, we're like, ah, just joking.
- 32:42Speaker 1: You're under arrest for building a bomb. Is that really
- 32:45Speaker 1: the FBI keeping us safe? Or is that the FBI
- 32:49Speaker 1: entrapping people?
- 32:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. We kind of need the FBI.
- 32:54Speaker 2: But at the same time, it's the FBI. Yeah. Yeah.
- 32:57Speaker 1: I mean, we need the FBI. We need we had
- 33:01Speaker 1: Dante Wimberly on this podcast a couple of times and
- 33:05Speaker 1: Me and him talked about this and I like the
- 33:07Speaker 1: way he put it. We need investigators. We need when
- 33:10Speaker 1: there is a major crime, we need people who can
- 33:13Speaker 1: investigate major crimes for sure. But what we don't need
- 33:18Speaker 1: from the FBI and what I think shit like this is,
- 33:21Speaker 1: is them justifying the budget they have by kind of
- 33:25Speaker 1: orchestrating these plots and then foiling the these plots, that
- 33:30Speaker 1: they are heavily involved in planning. And I feel like
- 33:34Speaker 1: it's just to justify still having this big of a
- 33:38Speaker 1: budget in An age when we know crime rates have
- 33:42Speaker 1: just been falling dramatically for like 30 fucking years. But
- 33:46Speaker 1: you have all these law enforcement agencies still with all
- 33:50Speaker 1: of these huge budgets and they have to justify it somehow.
- 33:54Speaker 1: And this is how the FBI justifies their terrorism budget.
- 33:59Speaker 1: They fucking trick people into committing acts of terrorism.
- 34:02Speaker 2: This and shows only 50 year olds watch on CBS.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Yeah, who the fuck? And listen, I know you're way
- 34:10Speaker 1: younger than me, but I'm 50. I'm not fucking watching.
- 34:14Speaker 2: OK, maybe 60.
- 34:15Speaker 1: I think you're going 65, 70.
- 34:17Speaker 2: I think it's like three different FBI shows that are
- 34:21Speaker 2: spinoffs of each other or something like that.
- 34:24Speaker 1: There's FBI shows. There's all those CSI shows. So many.
- 34:28Speaker 1: The only one I fuck with. And it doesn't count.
- 34:31Speaker 1: But the entire Good Wife universe is some of the
- 34:36Speaker 1: best fucking television you will ever watch. I don't give
- 34:39Speaker 1: a shit if it was on CBS. It is phenomenal.
- 34:42Speaker 2: I've heard of it. I've actually only heard you talk
- 34:45Speaker 2: about it, but I've never seen a single episode of
- 34:47Speaker 2: The Good Liar or The Good Wife.
- 34:49Speaker 1: The Good Liar is something else. The Good Wife and
- 34:53Speaker 1: The Good Fight are both. It's this couple, Robert and
- 34:56Speaker 1: Michelle King, are the ones who write these shows. The
- 34:59Speaker 1: Good Wife, The Good Fight, they have one called Evil
- 35:02Speaker 1: that is basically like Catholic X-Files. It's a skeptic and
- 35:08Speaker 1: a dude from the Catholic Church who is played by
- 35:13Speaker 1: the dude who played Luke Cage, Mike something, I can
- 35:16Speaker 1: never remember his last name. But he plays a priest
- 35:20Speaker 1: and he's got this female scully type partner and they
- 35:23Speaker 1: go out and investigate claims of demonic possession. And just
- 35:28Speaker 1: like on the X-Files, Sometimes it's demons. Sometimes it's fake.
- 35:32Speaker 1: And the show is fucking fascinating. And they have a
- 35:35Speaker 1: new show coming soon. later this year. Their shows are great.
- 35:38Speaker 1: They did an episode of The Good Wife about this
- 35:42Speaker 1: facility in Chicago called Homan Square, which was a black
- 35:46Speaker 1: site operated by the Chicago PD, where they would arrest people,
- 35:50Speaker 1: take them to Homan Square and interrogate them in between
- 35:53Speaker 1: taking them to jail and processing them. And they would
- 35:56Speaker 1: do it so lawyers wouldn't know where they were, family
- 35:59Speaker 1: wouldn't know where they were, and they could get extra
- 36:02Speaker 1: questioning and shit in before they actually had access to lawyers.
- 36:07Speaker 1: The Good Wife did an episode about that shit a
- 36:09Speaker 1: year before that story became public because The Good Wife
- 36:13Speaker 1: was set in Chicago. So they were doing shit like
- 36:17Speaker 1: that on The Good Wife. I can't speak for CSI
- 36:20Speaker 1: Los Angeles or any of that other bullshit.
- 36:23Speaker 2: CSI has been on so long. I used to watch
- 36:26Speaker 2: that shit in high school and it was actually decent.
- 36:28Speaker 2: But after a while, it's all the same thing. I mean,
- 36:30Speaker 2: it's all so many cases.
- 36:33Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about the Flint water crisis. This
- 36:36Speaker 1: is another one. This isn't a conspiracy. This obviously happened.
- 36:40Speaker 1: We probably won't ever know to what degree it was
- 36:44Speaker 1: covered up, but we know it happened. There definitely were
- 36:47Speaker 1: conspiracies that popped up around it. But what I want
- 36:50Speaker 1: to talk about is this University of Michigan article about Flint.
- 36:53Speaker 1: conspiracy thinking around the water crisis. Because what I love
- 36:57Speaker 1: about it, most articles that deal with, oh, well, why
- 37:01Speaker 1: are there conspiracy theories around this thing? Every one of
- 37:04Speaker 1: them Nine times out of ten, their conclusion is, oh,
- 37:07Speaker 1: it's just people trying to find explanations for things that
- 37:11Speaker 1: don't make sense and just grasping at straws, blah, blah, blah,
- 37:16Speaker 1: when the government said what happened and they should just
- 37:19Speaker 1: accept it. This article does not take that approach. This article,
- 37:23Speaker 1: the basic premise is, of course, there are conspiracy theories
- 37:27Speaker 1: around the Flint water crisis because it's a thing that
- 37:31Speaker 1: mostly impacted people. black people. And it's a thing that
- 37:35Speaker 1: happened mostly because of government incompetence. And this government has
- 37:40Speaker 1: a long history of doing shit to harm people of
- 37:44Speaker 1: color intentionally and being like, whoops, we didn't know that
- 37:47Speaker 1: was going to happen. The Tuskegee syphilis experiments are the
- 37:52Speaker 1: obvious parallel they bring up here. But yeah, it's happened
- 37:55Speaker 1: a lot. Of course, there's conspiracy theories around the fucking
- 37:57Speaker 1: Flint water crisis. I'm Would probably believe most of them.
- 38:01Speaker 2: Who knows? I really think it's just a simple thing
- 38:04Speaker 2: is they switched from Detroit water, which was the better
- 38:08Speaker 2: quality to some other water. But it was probably being
- 38:11Speaker 2: polluted by some corporation. And if they ever admitted that
- 38:15Speaker 2: it would be like a billion dollar lawsuit. So they're
- 38:18Speaker 2: just covering for the corporation. Yeah. And.
- 38:21Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken, wasn't there some scandal in the
- 38:24Speaker 1: middle of all that where I think it was either
- 38:27Speaker 1: GM or Ford did get their water switched back to
- 38:32Speaker 1: the Detroit water supply because it was like fucking with
- 38:36Speaker 1: car parts or something when their water got switched. So
- 38:40Speaker 1: they got their shit fixed back like right away. And
- 38:43Speaker 1: then for actual people who had to bathe and drink
- 38:47Speaker 1: this shit, the state was like, we're working on it.
- 38:50Speaker 1: We're doing our best. That was the thing I didn't understand.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Why couldn't they just switch it back?
- 38:54Speaker 2: Probably signed a contract and lobbyists are like, well, no,
- 38:57Speaker 2: we're not doing that. Typical government shit, just just pure greed.
- 39:00Speaker 2: But have you ever seen the video of Obama fake
- 39:03Speaker 2: drinking a glass of Flint water?
- 39:05Speaker 1: That is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.
- 39:08Speaker 1: It's so good.
- 39:09Speaker 2: I don't understand. If you were going to do that,
- 39:11Speaker 2: just have somebody pour you a bottle of water. It
- 39:13Speaker 2: ain't like the Secret Service can tell. Yeah.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Yeah. There had to be a better way to fake
- 39:18Speaker 1: that because you could tell he did not want to
- 39:21Speaker 1: drink that fucking water.
- 39:23Speaker 2: He didn't drink it at all.
- 39:25Speaker 1: And like, what's one glass gonna do? Right. He's fucking
- 39:29Speaker 1: down that shit. What if he did and just died
- 39:32Speaker 1: on the spot?
- 39:33Speaker 2: Right. At least take one sip. He let that shit
- 39:36Speaker 2: touch his lips. I'm like, bro, if y'all gonna be
- 39:39Speaker 2: that Dude like that, just pour some fake, some bottled
- 39:42Speaker 2: water in the back. You're the fucking president. Yeah.
- 39:46Speaker 1: He's like, I will drink this water and then just
- 39:48Speaker 1: pours it through a fucking filter. Sits there for 15
- 39:51Speaker 1: minutes and drinks it. So yeah, on the conspiracy side
- 39:55Speaker 1: of things, though, I don't think, I mean, this isn't
- 39:58Speaker 1: a conspiracy, but I would be interested to know if
- 40:01Speaker 1: there was any action ever taken. I talked about this
- 40:04Speaker 1: way back when it happened. After the Flint water crisis
- 40:08Speaker 1: became news in the United States, Reuters did an investigation
- 40:12Speaker 1: in 2016, and I'll link to it in the show notes.
- 40:15Speaker 1: It found another 3,000 communities in the United States with
- 40:22Speaker 1: the exact same problems with their water as mine. I
- 40:26Speaker 1: don't remember that ever being headlines in this country. And
- 40:31Speaker 1: I feel like it's because if it was, it would
- 40:34Speaker 1: set off a fucking panic in this country because those
- 40:38Speaker 1: are the 3000 communities we know about that have it.
- 40:42Speaker 1: If the entire country found out there's 3000 communities, then
- 40:46Speaker 1: everyone's crunching the numbers and being like, well, how many
- 40:48Speaker 1: communities are there in the first place? And is my
- 40:52Speaker 1: community one of them? All sorts of ripple effects. It's water.
- 40:55Speaker 2: I can't remember if I mentioned that on this pod
- 40:58Speaker 2: or another one, but I remember reading something that said
- 41:00Speaker 2: that the reason we've seen such a drastic decline in
- 41:04Speaker 2: crime rates for the last 30 years is because that
- 41:07Speaker 2: correlates to when we started removing lead from everything, like
- 41:10Speaker 2: lead paint and all of that stuff. And it was
- 41:13Speaker 2: proven that lead is what leads to developmental issues. It
- 41:18Speaker 2: correlates to all the violent crimes and stuff like that. Apparently,
- 41:20Speaker 2: it does something to you to make you... not think
- 41:22Speaker 2: of consequences. And, but yeah, I remember reading that. So
- 41:25Speaker 2: it makes sense to it. Cause I remember as a
- 41:27Speaker 2: kid seeing commercials about lead paint and it had, they
- 41:31Speaker 2: had already started removing. I didn't even know what lead was. Yeah.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Lead paint. It would like chip off. And it has, like,
- 41:38Speaker 1: a sweet taste, so kids would fucking eat it.
- 41:40Speaker 2: What the fuck? That's where that came from? I thought
- 41:42Speaker 2: they were just calling kids dumb when they said you
- 41:44Speaker 2: used to eat paint chips, because I ain't never eaten.
- 41:46Speaker 1: No, I mean, I never ate paint chips, but I
- 41:49Speaker 1: know that was what would happen, especially around windows. Lead
- 41:53Speaker 1: paint would flake up and chip off, and kids would
- 41:57Speaker 1: sometimes pick it up and see, like, a pink chip,
- 42:00Speaker 1: and it looks like candy. You throw it in your mouth,
- 42:02Speaker 1: and apparently, yeah, lead paint has... kind of a sweet taste,
- 42:06Speaker 1: I guess. And you're all fucked up if you're just
- 42:08Speaker 1: straight up eating paint. Maybe that's why Obama didn't want
- 42:11Speaker 1: to drink that water. He already Ate a bunch of
- 42:14Speaker 1: lead paint chips as a kid growing up in Chicago.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Like, why does water smell like cake frosting?
- 42:20Speaker 1: Water smells like my childhood. No, thank you. So, yeah,
- 42:23Speaker 1: that article from Reuters still exists. It's 10 years old now.
- 42:27Speaker 1: People can read it. I bet most of those communities
- 42:29Speaker 1: have not had their water fixed yet. But let's talk
- 42:32Speaker 1: about a specifically Detroit conspiracy. 2003 murder of Tamara Green.
- 42:37Speaker 1: So you said you were familiar with this one, right?
- 42:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember reading about this in a newspaper in
- 42:42Speaker 2: middle school. We had an assignment and the headline just
- 42:46Speaker 2: said stripper killed and such and such. I'm like, OK,
- 42:50Speaker 2: I remember thinking, OK, why is this such a big deal?
- 42:52Speaker 2: Then I learned later that she was tied to the president.
- 42:55Speaker 2: But unless I didn't read the article you posted, but
- 42:57Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it wasn't just a mansion. It was
- 43:00Speaker 2: the Manoogian mansion where the mayor lived that she allegedly
- 43:03Speaker 2: showed up for a party. And the story is that
- 43:07Speaker 2: his wife actually killed her. Because she showed up while
- 43:11Speaker 2: she was dancing. That's the story we always heard, that
- 43:14Speaker 2: his wife had something to do with it and Kwame
- 43:16Speaker 2: helped cover it.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I did see that in a Reddit thread about this.
- 43:22Speaker 1: I saw someone suggest that it was his wife who
- 43:25Speaker 1: did it. Her daughter, Tamara Green, the woman who was murdered,
- 43:28Speaker 1: she was shot and killed in 2003, by the way,
- 43:31Speaker 1: a few months after the party John mentioned, which it
- 43:35Speaker 1: seems like even the party is only rumored to have happened.
- 43:39Speaker 2: I don't know about rumored. From everything I heard, it
- 43:41Speaker 2: definitely happened.
- 43:42Speaker 1: Former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick would have been at that party
- 43:45Speaker 1: because it was the mayor's residence. Tamara Greene's daughter, Ashley Jackson,
- 43:51Speaker 1: posted a video that went viral on TikTok claiming her
- 43:55Speaker 1: mom and Kilpatrick had an affair and that he hired
- 43:59Speaker 1: police to kill her instead of paying her hush money.
- 44:03Speaker 1: The story of the shooting is that she was dropping
- 44:07Speaker 1: her boyfriend off somewhere and that her boyfriend was a
- 44:11Speaker 1: drug dealer and that Someone, when she stopped the car,
- 44:15Speaker 1: shot into the car and that they were trying to
- 44:18Speaker 1: kill the boyfriend over a $ 50, 000 drug debt and hit
- 44:23Speaker 1: her and killed her instead. I'm always skeptical of a
- 44:27Speaker 1: was trying to kill them over a drug debt theory,
- 44:30Speaker 1: because how's that going to settle the debt? You're not
- 44:32Speaker 1: going to get your $ 50, 000 if you kill the guy.
- 44:34Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but also if it's the streets, he
- 44:37Speaker 2: might have just ran off with the money and said,
- 44:40Speaker 2: fuck y'all. That's how some dudes are.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
- 44:43Speaker 2: They were like, we'll get it back in blood.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Yeah. It seems like this is probably never going to
- 44:49Speaker 1: be solved. There's a family lawyer out there who also
- 44:52Speaker 1: thinks Kilpatrick had this woman killed in some manner. But
- 44:57Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it's good for him if people think
- 45:00Speaker 1: he's the one that did it. If his wife actually
- 45:02Speaker 1: did it.
- 45:03Speaker 2: Who knows? Yeah. But I don't know if it was
- 45:05Speaker 2: the law back then, but there was like. A thing
- 45:08Speaker 2: back in the day is that in order to be
- 45:10Speaker 2: a Detroit cop, you had to live within city limits.
- 45:13Speaker 2: So a lot of the cops that grew up in
- 45:15Speaker 2: the city, some of them may have actually known Kwame,
- 45:18Speaker 2: which makes the theory more realistic. They just grew up
- 45:21Speaker 2: to be cops.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was
- 45:26Speaker 1: involved in her killing. I mean, it makes sense. The timing,
- 45:30Speaker 1: if nothing else, is pretty fucking crazy.
- 45:33Speaker 2: That American Greed episode of his was pretty good, too.
- 45:35Speaker 2: I used to like that show.
- 45:37Speaker 1: I've never really watched that show. I've seen a few episodes.
- 45:39Speaker 1: I don't know why I don't watch it more. Fuck
- 45:41Speaker 1: with true crime.
- 45:42Speaker 2: Like 90% of the episodes are just old white people
- 45:45Speaker 2: getting ripped off for their money. They're like, yeah, the
- 45:47Speaker 2: guy promised us 35% return. And everybody we talked to
- 45:52Speaker 2: was like, that's crazy. But so we gave him a
- 45:54Speaker 2: half a million dollars. And I'm like, dude, you that old?
- 45:57Speaker 2: Do you think somebody offering you those crazy amounts of
- 46:00Speaker 2: return is not a scam artist?
- 46:02Speaker 1: Again, rich people just think they're smarter than everyone else.
- 46:06Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah. What I want to revisit is old
- 46:08Speaker 1: episodes of Forensic Files and see how many of those
- 46:12Speaker 1: convictions would hold up in court today. Because I remember
- 46:15Speaker 1: a bunch of those episodes were like people going to
- 46:17Speaker 1: prison on bite mark evidence and like hair evidence and
- 46:20Speaker 1: shit that everyone knows is junk science now. I bet
- 46:23Speaker 1: there's a ton of episodes that are about people who
- 46:26Speaker 1: were actually innocent. So last thing I want to talk about,
- 46:30Speaker 1: this isn't so much a conspiracy theory, but it seems
- 46:34Speaker 1: like people in Detroit clean fucking hate the Illich family,
- 46:37Speaker 1: which is the family that owns Little Caesars and whatnot.
- 46:42Speaker 2: The Tigers also. Yeah. I think they own the Red
- 46:45Speaker 2: Wings too. Yeah, they own the Tigers, the Red Wings,
- 46:48Speaker 2: Little Caesars.
- 46:49Speaker 1: They own, yeah, apparently a bunch of entertainment complexes. And
- 46:54Speaker 1: it seems like that's the problem, is they accuse this
- 46:57Speaker 1: family of buying up as much of the cheap property
- 47:02Speaker 1: as possible in Detroit so they can turn it into
- 47:06Speaker 1: entertainment complexes and shit like that. You see, there's a
- 47:10Speaker 1: few different Reddit threads out there that are just people
- 47:13Speaker 1: complaining about this family and how people fawn over them,
- 47:17Speaker 1: kind of. in public and act like they're this like
- 47:21Speaker 1: really philanthropic bunch which they own a corporation of course
- 47:24Speaker 1: they're not but i remember i've said good things about
- 47:27Speaker 1: them but only because of the love bus which.
- 47:30Speaker 2: Is the pizza booth.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Yeah the the bus they drive around to like disaster
- 47:36Speaker 1: sites and homeless shelters and just give out little caesar's
- 47:40Speaker 1: pizza which even then i bet it's a hard sell
- 47:43Speaker 1: little caesar's is not the best pizza.
- 47:45Speaker 2: I don't know. You get it fresh, it's decent.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just being an asshole. It's also so cheap.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll still eat it over that racist-ass Papa John's pizza.
- 47:55Speaker 1: Yeah, Papa John's has that garlic sauce, though.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Remember Papa John's tried to blame dropping an air bomb
- 48:02Speaker 2: in a meeting on pizza psychosis or something like that?
- 48:07Speaker 2: I think he says, like, I was under stress from
- 48:10Speaker 2: eating pizza. I still want that tape to release.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be great. Yeah, Papa John's. That garlic
- 48:18Speaker 1: sauce never called anybody the N-word, though.
- 48:21Speaker 2: I just never was in a situation where Papa John's
- 48:23Speaker 2: was the pizza we ordered. We had so many other options.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Even before we found out it was whites only pizza.
- 48:28Speaker 1: I'm actually at a point in my life where I
- 48:32Speaker 1: live in L.A., Papa John's, if I want like just
- 48:36Speaker 1: quick fucking fast food type pizza, Papa John's is my
- 48:39Speaker 1: only option. There used to be a Pizza Hut, but
- 48:42Speaker 1: that apparently closed or they just don't deliver.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Pizza Hut is fucking gross.
- 48:46Speaker 1: There might be a Domino's, but I haven't hit rock
- 48:49Speaker 1: bottom yet. I'm not going to fucking order Domino's.
- 48:51Speaker 2: They're heads and shoulders above Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut is
- 48:54Speaker 2: absolutely fucking disgusting.
- 48:56Speaker 1: You're wrong.
- 48:57Speaker 2: It is ridiculous. When's the last time you've had it? Oh,
- 49:00Speaker 2: my God.
- 49:00Speaker 1: Very recent. And they brought back the classic thick crust pizza.
- 49:04Speaker 2: Oof. Maybe it's a Michigan thing, but Pizza Hut tastes
- 49:07Speaker 2: like 3D printed pizza. I would take Domino's over them
- 49:11Speaker 2: any day. It is disgusting. The sauce is bad. The
- 49:15Speaker 2: pepperonis are bad.
- 49:16Speaker 1: I love that Domino's changed their pizza 20 years ago.
- 49:20Speaker 1: and people are like, no, they changed it. It's good now.
- 49:23Speaker 1: It's like, man, we have all had two decades to
- 49:25Speaker 1: try it since then. It's still not right. I know
- 49:28Speaker 1: they changed it. Yeah, I did. Do you still have
- 49:30Speaker 1: Godfather's in Michigan?
- 49:32Speaker 2: Is that the one that's only sold in gas stations?
- 49:35Speaker 2: I think it's something else.
- 49:37Speaker 1: I think, yeah, it might only, you see it primarily
- 49:40Speaker 1: in gas stations now, but Godfather's, that's good fucking pizza.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Now, I'm not above eating out of a gas station,
- 49:46Speaker 2: but I'm not into gas station pizza that's only sold
- 49:50Speaker 2: in the square boxes.
- 49:51Speaker 1: Oh, the best pizza in the mid, I mean, not
- 49:53Speaker 1: the best pizza in the Midwest, but one of the
- 49:55Speaker 1: best pizzas in the Midwest is Casey's. general store pizza.
- 49:59Speaker 2: Never heard of it.
- 50:00Speaker 1: Yeah, there must not be Casey's in Michigan, but if
- 50:04Speaker 1: you ever see a Casey's general store, fucking pull your
- 50:06Speaker 1: car over and go in and get a slice of pizza.
- 50:08Speaker 1: They put approximately 18 times more cheese on it than
- 50:12Speaker 1: most other pizzas. Specifically, the Canadian bacon is the best one, weirdly.
- 50:19Speaker 2: Do they cover it with licorice and peppermint too? No.
- 50:23Speaker 2: I hear general store. It just seems like old rocking
- 50:26Speaker 2: chairs and stuff.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It's just a gas station. It's a convenience store.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Do they even sell gas? Yeah, I think so. Oh,
- 50:33Speaker 1: shout out to Casey's. I love that pizza. So I
- 50:36Speaker 1: think that's our episode. I think we covered every conspiracy
- 50:40Speaker 1: theory related to the state of Michigan. We didn't talk
- 50:42Speaker 1: about militias. Got a lot of those in Michigan. I
- 50:45Speaker 1: forget how it goes, but California and Michigan are number
- 50:48Speaker 1: one and number two in militia groups and in Michigan,
- 50:52Speaker 1: it's because of all the white people. And in California,
- 50:56Speaker 1: we make the list in large part because of black
- 50:59Speaker 1: separatist groups, because we're progressive in California. But we got
- 51:05Speaker 1: our white supremacists also. Don't you worry.
- 51:09Speaker 2: I think everything outside of L.A. County and Oakland is
- 51:12Speaker 2: probably white. basically the rest of America in California.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:16Speaker 1: I do a bit on stage about it. Liberal California
- 51:20Speaker 1: is a myth.
- 51:22Speaker 2: L.A.
- 51:22Speaker 1: 's liberal, San Francisco's liberal outside of that fucking total
- 51:26Speaker 1: crap shoot. There was a Nazi compound, like an actual compound,
- 51:31Speaker 1: at least affiliated with, I think used by Hitler a
- 51:34Speaker 1: few different times in Santa Monica, California. And They tore
- 51:39Speaker 1: it after World War II. They immediately tore it down
- 51:43Speaker 1: 70 years later. That fucking thing was there until 2016.
- 51:46Speaker 1: That's when they finally tore it down.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Were they waiting for somebody to buy it or something?
- 51:52Speaker 1: Well, also 2016, that's when we could have fucking used
- 51:55Speaker 1: it again. Tear it down when there's a Nazi back
- 51:57Speaker 1: in the White House? Fine. Trump would have turned that
- 52:01Speaker 1: into a golf course or something. I think it was
- 52:03Speaker 1: called Murphy Ranch. Something like that.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Weird.
- 52:06Speaker 1: So, yeah, we got to we got to do a
- 52:08Speaker 1: we're going to do a 50 states of conspiracy about
- 52:10Speaker 1: California at some point. But I feel like that's going
- 52:12Speaker 1: to be like three or four episodes. We got we
- 52:15Speaker 1: got some bangers out here.
- 52:16Speaker 2: I'm curious how long this show can go on, because
- 52:18Speaker 2: it's like 30 states that nobody cares about in this country. Like,
- 52:22Speaker 2: I don't know who you're going to find from Idaho
- 52:24Speaker 2: or Rhode Island.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Yeah, when me and Alex Schmidt were doing Your State
- 52:29Speaker 1: is Insane, we were going in alphabetical order. And we
- 52:33Speaker 1: made it to California before Cracked completely fell apart.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
- 52:40Speaker 1: But even at that point, we were about to get
- 52:43Speaker 1: to Connecticut. And even by then, we were like, who
- 52:46Speaker 1: the fuck knows anyone from Connecticut? We could not find anyone.
- 52:51Speaker 1: Even if at that point, it might be different now,
- 52:54Speaker 1: but if you... like Googled famous people from Connecticut. There
- 52:57Speaker 1: were like eight and maybe two who would have been
- 53:01Speaker 1: appropriate for the podcast we were doing. I didn't know
- 53:04Speaker 1: any comedians from Connecticut. So yeah, well, I said that
- 53:07Speaker 1: when we started this, we'll run into that problem at
- 53:09Speaker 1: some point for sure.
- 53:11Speaker 2: There are states that don't even seem like real states,
- 53:12Speaker 2: like Delaware, like those real small ones that they just
- 53:16Speaker 2: call them new, uh, What is it?
- 53:18Speaker 1: New England.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Yeah. New England.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even know what like what is I
- 53:23Speaker 1: don't know what all of the New England states are
- 53:26Speaker 1: because I've never looked it up because I don't care
- 53:29Speaker 1: because I've never been there. And if I've never been there,
- 53:31Speaker 1: how cool can it be?
- 53:33Speaker 2: You know?
- 53:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:34Speaker 2: It might as well just be Boston. They should just
- 53:35Speaker 2: expand Boston.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it all Boston. So that's our episode.
- 53:40Speaker 1: We did it. John, thank you so much for doing
- 53:42Speaker 1: the pod. As always, what do we have to plug
- 53:45Speaker 1: before we get out of here?
- 53:47Speaker 2: What do you got? I released the first audio podcast
- 53:50Speaker 2: of my new show. I'm covering the episode of MTV's
- 53:53Speaker 2: True Life that should be out by now and on
- 53:55Speaker 2: my YouTube channel, the video version of it. Nice.
- 53:57Speaker 1: And I think that's it. Let's get the fuck out
- 53:59Speaker 1: of here. John, say goodbye.
- 54:01Speaker 2: All right. Goodbye, everybody. Stay woke. Bye, everybody. We love you.