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Show #270 CJ Rarely Wins · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to episode two seven zero of Because
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  Speaker 2: Fuck You That's Why. The panel show inspired podcast will
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  Speaker 2: replay silly games with our friends. However, one of our
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  Speaker 2: friends is missing today, sick ship.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, he's not. That's why there was no crowd.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't let the fucking crowd. Yeah, because all you
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  Speaker 3: wasn't here. You're all still outside.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we have no in house instaday. I'm afraid. Sorry, guys,
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  Speaker 2: but that's okay because to fill his place, we got
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  Speaker 2: the next greatest person to ever be a part of
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  Speaker 2: b f y t w uh it's DJ's antis. Yes, dude,
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  Speaker 2: holy ship, ak CJ. What's going on? Brother?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? Guys? I appreciate that. I would argue, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we're making the audience. I would argue, there's one person
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  Speaker 4: above me who's also no longer here that probably is
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  Speaker 4: better than me for this. If I would say, you know,
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  Speaker 4: but the original the o g Hey he's.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about, Well, I mean we could get the we
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  Speaker 2: could get the ashes out and play with them. I guests,
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  Speaker 2: but that's kind of morbid. Why would you bring that up. Jesus,
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  Speaker 2: you just said.
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  Speaker 4: The second best person ever. I'm saying ever is a
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  Speaker 4: long time.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: Funny draw a smiley face on the box. Now I
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  Speaker 3: just put it in front of the fucking microphone. I
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  Speaker 3: kind of want to, man, you.
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  Speaker 4: Should do that, Jack, I don't know, at least the helmet,
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  Speaker 4: pull the helmet down.
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  Speaker 2: Wind up, spelling him everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You feel like shit because I didn't get the big
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  Speaker 3: vacuum outdo the cravy Dustbuster one.
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  Speaker 2: You also be mixed.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be going through a purifier though purified.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, what is this going off the rails already?
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  Speaker 2: It was off the rails started. Didn't even do a
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  Speaker 2: five for three countdown. He just launched into it like
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  Speaker 2: an asshole.
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  Speaker 3: We all have our jobs. That's not my job, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So every show i'd like to introduce our you know,
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  Speaker 2: players with a question uh. And this week question is uh.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll start with you Stebe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, what.
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  Speaker 2: If anything have you not gotten to play with yet
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  Speaker 2: that you are with?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man, like recent or anything.
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  Speaker 2: Anything that you haven't gotten to play with that you
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  Speaker 2: want to.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to one hundred percent say my new motorcycle.
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  Speaker 3: I have gotten it. I have yet to fucking ride
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  Speaker 3: the thing really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So the few times I have like had time to
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  Speaker 3: get it out, it's been shit. It's been complete shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I normally wouldn't give a fucking just go anyway.
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  Speaker 3: It's been it's been and yeah, and it's a different
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  Speaker 3: type of motorcycle. I went from like a fucking naked
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  Speaker 3: street bike to a fucking cruiser, so it turns completely different.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's different on it. So I don't want to just like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, let me start rolling in the rain first
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  Speaker 3: day or some shit. It's not day riding it, right,
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  Speaker 3: And it's like two hundred pounds heavier than my other bike,
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  Speaker 3: so I gotta be careful. Yes, So I've been waiting
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  Speaker 3: and waiting, and all I've done so far is I
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  Speaker 3: got my phone mount on it, and it's just in
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  Speaker 3: the little garage waiting. I'm like, just come on, just
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  Speaker 3: I'm hoping this weekend at some point it gets above
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  Speaker 3: fifty and it's not outside for like at least an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Give me an hour, that's all I want. Twenty minutes out,
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  Speaker 3: twenty minutes back.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty minutes ninety degrees and Sonny and then right back
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  Speaker 4: to fifteen rain.
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  Speaker 2: That's all yeah, all right, and CJ for you, same question, sir,
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  Speaker 2: although based on our conversation before, I think I might
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  Speaker 2: have an idea as to what you might pick.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't even know what you're thinking. So
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  Speaker 4: now I'm curious to hear that because I was.
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  Speaker 2: Assuming your your future multimedia room. I think you'd be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean sort of. Then yeah, I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: say my my new home because the whole yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: play with you know, and yes, and that's fair. I'm
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  Speaker 4: reluctant to say steps ons, but I don't have a
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  Speaker 4: better way to put it because I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: they technically are at this point in my life. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: Chris and I are thing, but I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: the boys and we're not married, so I don't know
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  Speaker 4: how that works. But anyway, just hanging out with those
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  Speaker 4: those boys and hanging out and play in games like
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  Speaker 4: I don't even think I got to share this with
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  Speaker 4: either of you. But I got the younger one in
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  Speaker 4: the Return All, like heavily in the Return All. So
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  Speaker 4: we were while I was out there when we were
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  Speaker 4: playing Return All together a lot. And I know he's
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  Speaker 4: excited for me to come back and continue to do that.
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  Speaker 2: So is that a game you can play cooperatively or
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  Speaker 2: were you just taking turns or whatnot?
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  Speaker 4: No, you can't, and this is the what. And you're
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  Speaker 4: a gamer. You're both gamers, but I know you're a
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  Speaker 4: console gamer to a degree, so you'll maybe agree with this.
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  Speaker 4: But I hate this is where we are now. He
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  Speaker 4: has to be logged into his PS five. I have
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  Speaker 4: to be locked in logged into mine, and we have
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  Speaker 4: to connect online even though we're in the same house,
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  Speaker 4: like we can't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I long for the day when you could just
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  Speaker 2: put on a game and just sit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I will also share this and this fits
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  Speaker 4: into your question and I'll leave it there. Is they
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  Speaker 4: love doing Mario Kart tournaments, so I'm very looking forward
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  Speaker 4: to doing Mario Kart tournaments on the regular with everybody
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  Speaker 4: in the house. And that'll be fun.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, I am your host pants Sarin. And the
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  Speaker 2: thing that I am most excited to play with is
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  Speaker 2: the Retroid Pocket Flip two. As regular listeners know, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a huge fan of handheld emulation systems. I love I
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  Speaker 2: love buying them and putting them together and then playing
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  Speaker 2: with them for five minutes before putting them in a
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  Speaker 2: bag and never seeing them again.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's what I enjoyed doing things.
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  Speaker 2: Just build it, put it all together, have it so
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  Speaker 2: I can play whatever I want and then move on
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  Speaker 2: to the next.
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  Speaker 3: One, display case all the other ones.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, I think that that that is coming
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  Speaker 2: to an end. You know, I barely got this order
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  Speaker 2: in before the tariffs became a problem. Oh yeah, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of handheld gamers are pissed now because most of
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  Speaker 2: that ship comes from China. So but this was this
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  Speaker 2: was like under the wire. The stock was already in
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  Speaker 2: the US, so it was just a manner of getting
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  Speaker 2: it to me. And it just arrived yesterday. So it's
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  Speaker 2: it's sitting in the box. I charged it, but I
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  Speaker 2: have not been able to actually play with it yet.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm excited to to get back and mess around
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  Speaker 2: with that and see what fun I can do with
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  Speaker 2: it before I can give up and put it in
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  Speaker 2: a bag. But that's what seems to happen. I recently,
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  Speaker 2: just for fundies, pulled out that said bag and pulled
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  Speaker 2: out all the handhelds and like took pictures and put
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  Speaker 2: them up on it. I saw that it's something like
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  Speaker 2: forty odd fucking things, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, how
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  Speaker 2: many of these?
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  Speaker 3: I might buy one of those bitches off of you? Man,
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  Speaker 3: if you've got one, if you have one extra, I
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  Speaker 3: have one, dude, one I have. I hope you're not
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  Speaker 3: gonna knee I have.
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  Speaker 2: Right like I could. I could sell these and go
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  Speaker 2: on vacation.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, just pay off your new truck, patly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that four hundred or four
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  Speaker 2: thousand of these things anyway. So that's what I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: forward to play with most and I can't wait for that.
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  Speaker 2: But for now, we got some fun games to play.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I can't wait to play with. Motherfuckers right here. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so CJ's filling in for Augie, So it's just gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a one on one head to head and whoever
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  Speaker 2: has the most points the end of the episode, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna play three games, as per usual, and our first
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  Speaker 2: game is Broken Headlines. I've got three headlines here, but
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  Speaker 2: all the important words have been redacted out and replaced
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  Speaker 2: with blanks. Our players are gonna have to fill in
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  Speaker 2: those blanks however they want, if they fill it in
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  Speaker 2: and it's reasonably close to the correct headline. I will
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  Speaker 2: give them a point. However, the easier way and the
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  Speaker 2: more likely way to get a point is if you
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  Speaker 2: can make me laugh. Yes, if you can make me
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  Speaker 2: laugh with your headline, that is the point as well.
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  Speaker 3: But if we make you laugh with something else, not
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  Speaker 3: my headline.
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  Speaker 2: It's only the headline that counts.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it. Sorry, well, I'm glad as earlier for nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll try to get unless you can make it part
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  Speaker 2: of the headline.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, the second blank.
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  Speaker 2: You fill in with the smiley face?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, we'll see I figure it out,
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  Speaker 5: fair enough. Cool, I'm excited for you to see this
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  Speaker 5: video watchers. Uh, for those Patreon members to have access
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  Speaker 5: to the videos. Oh my god, does he really have it?
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  Speaker 2: That would be amazing. He's actually standing up. Okay, Cool.
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  Speaker 3: I want to make sure I can do it hurt myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeahty good, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't. We'll sitting on my butt for the last
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  Speaker 3: two hours.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see it when we see it. I guess. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So you're both filling the headline however you want. Whoever
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  Speaker 2: has an answer first can just go first cool our
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  Speaker 2: first headline. Swedish blank apprehended in eth under suspicion of blank.
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  Speaker 2: I got Steve's got one already.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I got Sorry, sorry, hold on, I got that's
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  Speaker 3: my notepage. I can't write on that one, sorry, folks. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: plus production stuff okay.
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  Speaker 2: Swedish blank apprehended in Ethiopia under suspicion of blank.
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  Speaker 4: I have one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so Sweetish fish apprehended in Ethiopia under suspicion of
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  Speaker 3: drowning victims. It's a Swedish fish, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It was dark, but it wasn't funny.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck you, that was funny. Sweetest fish is drowning people, man.
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  Speaker 2: M.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It just didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't make me laugh in the moment. And it's.
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  Speaker 3: Was it close to the headline?
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  Speaker 2: Not close enough? Oh my, Actually you're actually closer than
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  Speaker 2: you might think. That's fucked up, CJ. What do you got?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not close and I'm nervous about making you laugh
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  Speaker 4: now because I feel like this isn't gonna work the
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  Speaker 4: way I thought.
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  Speaker 3: But ah, it's okay, do it. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: be the only one.
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  Speaker 4: Swedish chef arrested in Ethiopia for undercooking miss Piggy. Oh
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  Speaker 4: ship laugh all right.
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  Speaker 2: I did not expect undergooking miss Piggy.
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  Speaker 3: That was great.
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  Speaker 2: I was expecting something like working too much.
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  Speaker 3: So that's a level of comedy you're bringing up.
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  Speaker 2: I did not expect it. They caught me off guard.
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  Speaker 2: He gotta laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Well done, it was real good.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I mark that down left handed.
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  Speaker 3: Holy craft at one point.
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  Speaker 2: Uh the actual headlining case anyone was interested. Swedish seagull
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  Speaker 2: apprehended in Ethiopia under suspicion of spying.
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  Speaker 3: Did do that a lot?
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  Speaker 2: This is true. Apparently some some Ethiopian official thought that
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  Speaker 2: the seagull was some kind of under disguise drone and
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  Speaker 2: knocked it down with a rock. What the fuck.
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  Speaker 4: As you do?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's messed up. All right. So it
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  Speaker 2: is one point to see j But there's two more
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  Speaker 2: headlines left to go. So Stevie can easily catch up.
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  Speaker 3: Here's your say, easily.
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  Speaker 2: Here's your Well. I think I think the problem is
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  Speaker 2: I'm so used to your bullshit that it's hard for
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  Speaker 2: you to catch me up.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, we'll see. Let's see if you can swerve. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: here's your second headline. Swiss retiree sued for feeding blank. Mhm.
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  Speaker 2: Swiss retiree sued for feeding blank.
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  Speaker 3: I got one, Stevie, what do you got? Swiss retiree
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  Speaker 3: sued for feed feeding new hires. There's some corporate bullshit
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  Speaker 3: that would happen, like so fucking people are hungry to
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  Speaker 3: work in twelve hour shifts. I'm working at Amazon. I
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  Speaker 3: just want a fucking sandwich and they're like no, and
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  Speaker 3: then like this dude's like yeah, dude, I know. Was
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  Speaker 3: I retire from this bitch? Here's a sandwich?
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  Speaker 2: I did laugh, but reluctantly, and it was because you
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  Speaker 2: just rhymed tiree with retiree. Oh jesus, So I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to reluctantly give you a.
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  Speaker 3: Point for day a points a point, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. It's fair.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: CJ. Do you want to take a swing and something
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  Speaker 2: funny or do you want to try and guess what
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  Speaker 2: the right.
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  Speaker 4: One you think? I'm trying to go for the real thing,
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  Speaker 4: But can you can you read it? What more time
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  Speaker 4: for me?
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  Speaker 2: Swiss retiree sued for feeding.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I couldn't remember if there was a second blank.
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  Speaker 4: Okay people the homeless? Oh fuck, I think that could be.
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  Speaker 3: That does sound real.
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  Speaker 2: It does sound real. It is not. For god, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's oddly. I can't say worse than that, because someone
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  Speaker 2: can sued for feeding the homeless would be really bad.
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  Speaker 2: But in this case it's still kind of bad. Swiss
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  Speaker 2: retiree suit for feeding neighbor's cat what she put food
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  Speaker 2: out for the neighbor's cat, fed it as if it
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  Speaker 2: were her own, and her owners took umbrage with this
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  Speaker 2: and have now sued her.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair because especially the cause on a diet and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's stupid, but I can see it.
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  Speaker 3: I can understand this. But I can understand this.
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  Speaker 2: I would understand it if they had explained to her
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  Speaker 2: and feed the cat. It needs a very special diet
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  Speaker 2: and you could actually hurt it by feeding it. Whenever
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  Speaker 2: you're feeding it, I'm hoping she continued to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Then I can completely understand suing. If they're just like,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck, why are you feeding our cats?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: No, I agree with you. To Aaron, it depends like
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  Speaker 4: it is what those warnings took place, or do we
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  Speaker 4: not know these things.
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  Speaker 2: I did not look into the story too much.
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  Speaker 3: But you guys can because there's a clickable link.
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  Speaker 4: Really, yes, click on the link.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't haven't put the links together, but never mind.
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  Speaker 3: There isn't. One time I mentioned it.
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  Speaker 4: I can't show I can. If you want, I think
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  Speaker 4: you have to.
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  Speaker 2: It's not too late.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Just google it, God damn it. You can find it.
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  Speaker 2: You're not a child. It's Swiss or tyree suit for feeding.
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  Speaker 2: There can't be too many stories like that, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Uh so it is all tied up one piece, and
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  Speaker 2: we're moving on to our third and final headline. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: woman files for divorce after Blank tells her fortune using blank.
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  Speaker 2: Woman files for divorce after Blank tells her fortune using blank.
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  Speaker 3: I got one Stevie's ready. Okay, woman files for divorce
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  Speaker 3: after Plumber tells her fortune using Dukie's in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: How is Doukie not making you laugh? What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: You're a robot? You don't think that would be funny if.
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  Speaker 2: I were eleven years old maybe three year old? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Motherfucker and Dukie is dumb?
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's funny, sorry, ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you might have gotten head more poopy or ship
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Dokie, man, it's a word does not use that often.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I used.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I said, if I eleven, maybe, but it's
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  Speaker 2: remarkably immature. CJ. What do you got?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going for funny, but I need I need it
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  Speaker 4: one more time so I get the blanks right, I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Woman files for divorce after Blank tells her fortune
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  Speaker 2: using blank.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I'm going for I'm going for old school.
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  Speaker 4: I hope you two will get the reference. Woman follows
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  Speaker 4: her divorce after Evanna tells her future using a third nipple.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, very nice, rats reference sir, that is very excellent,
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  Speaker 3: very nice.
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  Speaker 2: That is excellent, and that is absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: It's like two extra one.
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  Speaker 2: Here is the real headline. Woman files for divorce after
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  Speaker 2: her husband tells her fortune using his mistress's vagina. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 4: This through one I.
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  Speaker 3: Would say, did it take place in Florida?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, No, the real one is dumber than that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my one is.
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  Speaker 2: Woman files for divorce after chat GPT tells her fortune
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  Speaker 2: using coffee grounds.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's really stupid.
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  Speaker 3: No, that sounds right. That that is true. That's one
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  Speaker 3: hundred percent true because people were dumb as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: This woman consulted jet CHPT, apparently uploaded pictures of the
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: coffee grounds left in her coffee cup uh and asked
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: chef GPT to tell her future based on that uh
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: and apparently and told her that her husband was going
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: to be unfaithful or already was. And I have no idea.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: You got to follow guess what, people you want to
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: figure out where that story is, use that internet thing.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: What would be fucked up is if she somehow like
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: hired a detective and it turns out chet GPT was right.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So far as far as I know, there is no
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: actual evidence to prove the husband is guilty of.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Any and as far as I know, GPT has never
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: been right.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: So I will tell you right now, if it was,
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: it's the first link to Skynet.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, I will get to break up with each
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: other and when there's less, there will be more room
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: for eight.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Sky Net doesn't talk like that, not anymore like the
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Emperor from Star Wars, not a anyway.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: But at the end of the game, c J has
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: two points, which CJ wins the game. Yeah, has earned
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: one episode point. Okay, so uh CJ's ahead. But we're
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: gonna play game two for two episode points, and we're
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: gonna play that right after this.
• 19:58
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• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: two is gonna be tenfoil hats bocks.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, Our.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Players are gonna have to weave a conspiracy theory linking
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: three apparently random things. The player with the craziest theory
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: without losing me wins the game and earns two episode points.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: This time, our players are going to have to link
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: the following things Who's the Boss, the TV show bop It,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and the Kim Kardashian jewelry heist of twenty sixteen, which
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: only just this week. I think they're the eight were sentenced.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't read too much into it, So I'm excited
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: to learn everything you have to teach me, gentlemen. Now, Stevie,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: as you lost the last game, you have the choice.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first or second?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I don't. I'm gonna go. I don't. He's gonna take mine.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going first, Okay, because I know you did the research,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: and I know you found the same information that I found,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: so I know you're gonna get the same thing. So
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I took some notes, gentlemen, from my research.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. In that case, Stevie, when you're ready, convince me
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: of this conspiracy.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, you all know Who's the Boss from
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: the eighties and nineties. Did you know they were thinking
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: of rebooting it with Alyssa Milano as the housekeeper taking
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: on her unseen fathers roll you know that shit?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, for real, dude, And unfortunately it fell through, And
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I believe because it wasn't actually titled in any of
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: the research I could find on the regular Internet, so
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I had to get out tour browser going and shit,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: and then I found out the actual title was Who's
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: the Boss Now? Yep, yep. Like In fact, Joe Hasbro
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: is the ringleader of Why It Almost Happened? So Hasbro
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: wanted to cash shit hard on nostalgia by offering their
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: overstocked toys of the nineties. Hasbro decided to bank roll
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: the Who's the Boss Now reboot so they could like
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: advertise in their show and also during all the commercial breaks.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: But the toy company is evil and refused to use
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: their own money right, So what they did is Hesbro
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: like low key hired this gang of thieves and thugs
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: to go steal some jewels and shit. They didn't know
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: care or know where they got them from whatever, They
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: just needed that shiu. They weren't going to fucking throw
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: their money at a TV show, right, So while these
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: eight guys man, they ended up robbing Kimi k Yo
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: of like all her preciouses, and then Kim Anything Shiny Man,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: she just tried to star wars no joke, so like, unfortunately,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: the guys got caught and all the loot was returned. Well,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: not all of it A good poor it was, but
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: it wasn't enough to actually bank roll the whole show,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: so Bobbit just instead pop it. Hansbron said, said, fuck it,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: And we can't just like sell this overstock bop it
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: ship through the TV show. Who's the boss now? Then
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: we're gonna fuck it. Don't you stop laughing at me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I'm being serious, sir. I did internet research, it's how
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: you say now. So it all fell through because they
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: could never get their bank girls. So now they're just
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: like making some weird ass bopp it's by melting the
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: fucking plastic and bending them all weird and shit. If
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: you've seen the new one, it looks funky as shit. Ok, yeah, yeah,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: but yeah, it all happened.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I believe it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Yep, you look it up, Look up reboot do it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: She was gonna take over the house and everything.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, all right, c j uh, what do you got?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: That's same thing, right, same thing, that's crazy.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Well you want to be crazy? The craziest conspiracy theory
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: without losing me wins. And I'm still on the fence
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: as to whether or not Stevie.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I felt like he did based on the faces I saw,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: but I'm not sure. I did not find the same
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: things as my compatriot here I found I found other
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: things about the original series. The original series was actually
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: a front for jewelry thefts, and they were training Danny
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Pintaro to use a bop it as a training device
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: for being able to break in and steal steal jewelry
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: and things. So when the show was running, they were
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: actually using the show as a front for a jewel
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: thief ring. As time has gone on, people dispersed, people
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: passed on, and so forth and so on, but Danny
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: remembered his training. He's the eleventh unknown member of this
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: crew that actually was running the jewels and still using
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: the techniques he got from using playing with the bobbitt
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: when he was a kid, and he's still using it
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: as a training technique for his new crew. But they
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: were the ones to steal the jewels from Kim Kardashian.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Today he is now the leader of this crew, but
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: it all goes back to his training with the Bobbitt
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: and the jewelry jewel thief ring that started on Who's
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: the Boss in nineteen eighty six. I think it was
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: so oh Man.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: That's that is genius. I had forgotten about Danny. I
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: think everybody did.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: When you think about who's the Boss, you think of Tony,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: you think of Elislam.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: That's why, that's why he was the perfect candidate for this.
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: You think of.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Judas Ohna, Yeah, Mona Mona.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: You definitely think of Mona.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Fuck crazy.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: That's why. That's why Danny was perfect for this because
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: nobody remembered him, nobody thought of him. He was perfect. Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Fuck, that's good.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Stevie. I have to give the point to CJ.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I think yours was fair crazy, don't get.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Me, I'm right, but some of it was real.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Just I thought bringing in Danny.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Was a genius, genius.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I literally just looked it up, looked him up because
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I couldn't remember if he was I had a feeling
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: it was the name of the actor who played Danny
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: on the show, but I couldn't remember, and I'm like,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I'm glad I googled it. He is forty eight years
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: old now and does not look anything like he used to. Does.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Danny's his actual name, the kid.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's his actual name. It's it's funny, but yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: so that's gonna be two more points to CJ. He's
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: leading three points to zero. It's gonna come down to
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: our last game is to whether CJ can pull off
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: another win or if it's gonna be a draw.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna this whole bit. I'll fu.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: We're gonna find out and to make matters worse, I
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: am joining the battlefield. Oh fuck when we come back
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: right after this.
• 28:25
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• 28:28
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• 28:33
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• 28:37
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• 28:40
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• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Somehow, still didn't get a laugh out of me. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: don't understand because I knew it. I knew it was coming.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I knew this is what this motherfucker does.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: God damn it. Did I trick any of you guys?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Oh you aren't there? Okay, you guys are.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: There anyway, It's time for game three. Sorry about that.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: You're a Patreon member, you might.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Understand the I still want to appreciate it. I appreciates
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: my stupid children. It'll be all intelligent jokes now, fine,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: that'll be proper.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Game three is gonna be no more bastards. We have
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: bowled this one out in a while. Oh yeah, So
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: this is a quote unquote gentleman's game. Although it can
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: be played by ladies or anyone, non binary doesn't matter.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It's basically it's basically just a social game. We're gonna
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: sit around, we're gonna take turns. We're gonna name a person.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: This can be a sentient animal. They just have to
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: be sentient, that's all. They have to have a personality.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: They have to be able to speak that sort of thing.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: So Scooby Doo would be allowed. Your cat Ashes would not.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, so speak to you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: He doesn't speak in English anyway, so in a way
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: that you can understand. So they can be fictional, they
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: can be dead, they can be anything literally. And then
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: once you've named that person, you then have to name
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: a category that that person falls into, preceded by the
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: words no more. So if I were to say Chris Pratt,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I could then say no more Marvel actors from that
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: point on. From that point on, nobody is allowed to
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: name a person who's been in a Marvel movie. If
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: someone does and one of the other players challenges them
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: on it and they're right, that person is eliminated from
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: the game. Now you can't challenge willy nilly. You have
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: two free challenges each we all do because I'm playing
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: against you as well, so you can challenge with some
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: degree of safety for a bit. But after your two
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: free challenges are over, if you challenge a third time
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: and it gets denied, you are eliminated instead. So just
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: be aware of that. A couple other incidental rules when
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: naming a category. Don't be too broad. Don't say all men,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: all women, all dead, all living when it breathes, YadA, YadA.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: That's just it ruins the game. If it just completely
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: cuts everything down, it's more it's more effective and more
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: of a puzzle if you're if your designations are a
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: bit and narrow, so you know, pick something that not
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: everybody falls into. And the second rule is that if
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: we feel that there's something wrong with your your category,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: maybe it doesn't exactly apply to the person you named,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: or maybe it is too broad, we can challenge that freely.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: You just have to come up with a new one.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: That's all. There's there's no penalty. You're not thrown out
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: or anything. So that's pretty much it. That's all the rules.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to partake in this. In this game,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: if either of you win, you will get three point
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: three episode points. If I win, you get nothing, which
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: also means that CJ wins. So CJ has a two
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: out of three chance of winning this. Steevie's got to
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: pull his pull. His best came out, and to be fair,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Stevie won a large number of no more Bastards games
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: in a row firm. I haven't checked the figures on
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: that shit. I think he's won fifty's, he's he's got
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: a better than average score at this game, so I
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: believe that kind of even sings up.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Uh, Stevie, you lost the last game, so I will
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: give you the choice. Who would you like to start?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I think Steven would like to start.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I think that's why I think that first the first
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: person is the easiest role because they can pick literally anybody.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to start with the Hulk.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, interesting choice.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I thought. And I believe that the
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: category will be no more people or creatures whatnot. They
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: can physically transform.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, and this has to be.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Like a ability.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Like so when they trigger it, they turn.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Right physically into something I'm not saying like and then
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: they turned story. Yeah, well they have the ability to
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: change shape and ship.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, the ability to change shape, and you
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: don't just mean like growing up into a.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Ball right as it's a special ability.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, Uh, no more people or characters
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: who can physically transform and change their shape?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Correct?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: C J.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: You will be up next.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, uh, I've not played this one before, so
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to Yeah, I agree some concept. I'm
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: just trying to figure out what to do. They can go,
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: I can go anywhere with this, right, I don't have
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: to right, yes, okay, just.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Don't just don't pick somebody who can physically transform, right right?
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Right? I get that, I get that part. But yeah, okay, uh,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go uh James Headfield, okay, nice, and nobody
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: that can play guitar like that are known for playing
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: guitar because people.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: That are known for playing guitars fair.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: I think that that's fair.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, see no more people known for playing guitar.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Correct?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Would you include basses in that? Or are we just
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: strictly guitars?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: No's let's have some fun, so we'll just say strictly guitars.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, But it does include electric and acoustic.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's okay. Let's not get at this as
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: it is kind of a pedantic.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Game means, but I say it correctly.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I am going to do something I don't think I've
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: ever done on this show. Aaron Randolph, what I can't
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: physically transform? I'm not known for playing the guitar, and
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: What about guitar guitars?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: No, and it's not something I'm known for.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is, motherfucker flames you.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Two people, two people that's not nobody, that's not known.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I know you.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: That's how you and I became lovers. I'm not allowing Oh,
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: you're groupie.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: You were, you were the best group. And those days,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, no more authors.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: No more authors, no more authors. Fucker. That gets difficult too,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: because people publish a random ship.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Are we treating that like a guitar players, like known authors?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Because there's people have like one.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Off right, Well, I'm saying people who have written books,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: if they do have a one off book somewhere, they count.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, you down, I mean yeah, I mean yeah, cool.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Cool. That's difficult. Huh damn. Now I'm picking people in
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: my category. That's not good. That's hard. That's the worst part.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: And I don't want to say freaking Scooby Doo or
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: some shit.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Like you said, Well, I need to get out of jail.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Free, right it is, but I'm trying to do that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: But has he ever physically transformed?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: It's possible. No authors physically transformed, no guitar players. I'm
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: gonna go with James Bond, not known for guitar, he
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: physically doesn't transform. Yeah, no he.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Can't, right I think, Uh yeah, as far as I know,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think James Bond is an author, so I'll
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: allow it. I'm not going to challenge.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're both good. We're not going to challenge. Go
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: ahead and uh name a category.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, how about no more weapon experts?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Is that too broad?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Be too broad? Let me change it too, hm hmm.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: How about no more characters that use crazy gadgets.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I might have walked it back in just some guns,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: but you can make it like outlandish gadgets, and then
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: we'll have to fight about what an outlandish gadget is.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I would I would rather just like leave it something.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: It's pretty Yeah, guns, no more gun users, which is
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: interesting and also kind of screws me up. Right the
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: person I was gonna pick, so they're out.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Yep, I'm not gonna lie. I'm going easy on this,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: and I am using the example. But I'm not doing Scooby.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do Shaggy. Yes, Skagy definitely has never transformed.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: He does not play guitar. He's not usually gun.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Shaggy did transform a challenge instinct. It's in canon. Shaggy transforms.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: He's got the ultra instinct ability. Yeah, because I've watched
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: ten videos on this ship cannon.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I am yeah, change information.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ultra instinct.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: What are you talking as?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Officially?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Cannon?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Right there? Ultra instinct. Shaggy is a powerful godlike version
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: of Shaggy Rogers, originating from memes that referenced Dragon Ball's
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Super Sayintan state. The meme emerged after a clip from
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: the twenty eleven animated movie Scooby Doo Legend of the
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Phantosaur was edited to show Shaggy transforming after being hypnotized
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: to lose his cowardice. In the meme, Shaggy goes Super
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Sayan and then beats up bikers. Is that really cannon?
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: That feels a little excessive If it's a meme, I'm sorry.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: It does not seem cannon, but hang on, yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Mortal Kombat Legends said it was too was on their
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: instinct for it. As of August thirty first, twenty twenty one,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Ultra instant Shaky has been made a cannon character. You
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: gotta plug on your shoes.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Just on camera in a second we go?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Was it around?
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Ultra instinct Shaggy has been made a
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: canon character in the animated movie Mortal Kombat Legends Battle
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: of the Realms. I'm sorry, sorry, you're out?
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Sorry?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I know random shit.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Sorry apparently you do.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, CJS like a safe easy like yeah you
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: literally never know?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I thought the same thing I want. Can't
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: you show you because he transformed?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that having been said, now all CJ's hopes
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: rest with me my turn.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Hey are challenge if something's not right? Or am I
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: just out? O?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: You are out? If if you if you come up
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: with something that you know we missed, you can tell
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: us about it later, but for now, just unfortunately keep
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: quiet and watch because you're not allowed to help you.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I am going to go with just making sure he
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: fits all that right.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I know it's difficult.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Your last person that you picked was James Bondson. No
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: gun users Oh fuck what if he No? No, there's
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: no way I want to go with Scorpion. No. I'm like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: are you sure. I just went Wait a minute, is
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: it actual physical trans Is it actually a physical transformation?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Or is he taking off his mask?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Well, he's taking it as a mask off for the toasty.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: He's taking his physical transformation. But is there a version
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: of him that actually does transform? I don't know. So
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna swerve away from that, and I'm gonna pick
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: somebody else. I will pick who's safe, definitely not known
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: for playing guitar.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I will go with Chris Thorpe. Uh, the protagonist of
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: the Fane novel.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Characters such a you did that last time? You can't
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: choose the character you chose last night.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: It's not the same one. It's not the same one.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: It's not the same one.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: A couple of the character I came up with the
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: third grade.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It's a published novel. And I'll say, uh, I'll say
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: no more.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Uh wait a minute, no, no, No, I can challenge you.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: He as an author? Doesn't he publish stuff for a
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: paper or some shiit?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: No?
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I thought he was like an author or some shake.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: No, he's a reporter. Yeah, he's a journalist.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Nothing's published. Did you put in a jour anything he's
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: ever done? It was never published.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: He's not an author of a novel. He's not an
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: author of a book.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: A book.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: He writes articles.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: You said author.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, a reporter is not an author. Oh my god.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: For what it's worth there and I side with you
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: on this, and it's not because of my wanting to win.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: I agree with.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: You, written reporter.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Now, reporters can write books.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: And authors can be reporters.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Correct definition of author, fuck me, fuck me sideways. The
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: definition of an author, according to the Oxford Dictionary, is
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: a writer of a book, article, or report.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Oh that's horseshit, fucking dick.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, No, I'm not you. You did throw my
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: stand at the beginning of this ship, and I'm like, you.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Were whining about me picking my own character and then
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: you use it against me. Kiss my ass. I'm allowed
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: to use scorpion.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I was gonna get you too, because I know he
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: transforms yeah, fucking I don't.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Believe you knew fucking shaggy. I mean, come on, now, he.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Just knows a lot about a lot man and it's
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: hard to get him. So Stevie wins, and that means
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: he has three episode points. To see these three episode points,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: it is a draw.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's a draw.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: There's another episode where c J has not, in fact one.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: What who would have thought though? The only one like, yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: well good game.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I see I look at it this way. I've tied twice,
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: so that's two half wins and I've win, so that
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: I have two wins. Now.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if this was hockey, you have two or three points.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: No, four points.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: For winning, one point for a tie. So yeah you
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: have four points. So yeah, that's it's good.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Four points you can win a game.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what the okay? I think we've got off the rails.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Of man on the rails.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Training is just teetering back and forth. It's crazy. I
• 46:00
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• 46:03
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• 46:04
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• 46:07
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• 46:52
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• 47:55
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• 47:58
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• 48:02
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• 48:48
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• 49:40
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• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Why that's why?
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Ah so I forgot to do it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I just pointed you totally did. To be fair though
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  Speaker 2: the sea we lined up. You've perfect curving, so it's
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say it was right, yes, it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Just immediately followed your groove.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, let's rock this up.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I just came off this